Dear Aunty Temilolu, I remember sending messages to you each time I finished reading your articles sometime in 2015 before I gained admission into the university. I still followed up online since I couldn’t get access to reading dad’s newspaper while at school. Your articles have really helped me in realising I’m a lady of my own class and it has singled me out from the crowd! Your baby is now a certified graduate and is still a virgin! I actually went through a post from a popular site on Face book yesterday titled “Why bad girls are likely to get married faster than the good girls.” The writer was indirectly encouraging girls to loosen up, party and flirt to a certain extent so they can find suitors and you needed to see comments supporting this like “good girls feel they’re expensive products but they don’t know there is always an expiry date for each product.”
At a point, I actually thought he was making a point but believe me ma, no matter how hard they try to admit that they prefer the bad girls to the good girls, I definitely know you can never pick a bad product over a good one.
Miss Naomi, 21
Dear Aunty Temilolu,
I really love what you do. I’m 24 years old and my relationship life is a mess. I have never been in a very happy relationship. I’m still a virgin and very proud to be so. Recently, I fell in love with someone but I don’t think he likes me. We are just friends for now but whenever I chat with him, he ignores me. This makes me feel bad. Please ma what should I do?
Miss T.
My darling Naomi,
How in the world can I ever forget you? I just fell in love with you the more and I can just imagine how superb you are in the eyes of God! I can imagine how easy it has been for you in school and the fantastic grades you have as a result of concentrating on studying instead of guys! I can imagine the extra-ordinary grace of God upon your life! I certainly won’t be able to count the numerous open doors before you because you have not opened up the gates of your life to be polluted or contaminated by strange spirits! I can imagine the enormous power of God that has welled up in you and which would empower you to remain chaste till your wedding night! HEARTY CONGRATULATIONS MY LOVE!
The world is certainly your oyster. Your imagination must be so vivid and I see your wonderful dreams manifesting with great speed! You shall turn out a roaring success and the truth you know just as you elucidated in your letter will work for you and stand you out forever in Jesus mighty name!
Dearest Miss T.
I ascribe to you my feelings as expressed to Naomi. You don’t know what you have! You should be one of the most sought-after girls and shouldn’t be bothered if someone’s not quite comfortable you are a virgin. I really doubt that guy is in his right senses! “Who no like better thing?” Perhaps he just wants to sleep with you and dump you like he must have done with countless girls. I understand you may be in love with him but my sweet, anyone who doesn’t find you worthy of his love certainly shouldn’t be spared a thought! PLEASE DON’T FLING YOURSELF AT HIM! He finds you very strange indeed because there are very few of your type out there and I prophesy into your life- this very year, God the rewarder of those who diligently seek Him will comfort you on every side, give you a job that will settle you for life and a man that will look at you every single day like he won a lottery. You will be loved than anyone has ever loved you and taken care of by a committed child of God whose all in all will make you go weak in the knees!
My darling, precious, glorious, dignified, world-famous and heavenly celebrated Nigerian sisters,
Happy new, wonderful, glorious, sparkly and exciting 2019 to you all! I have very great news coming for chaste girls. This is going to be one year you’ll never forget till eternity!
- To be continued.
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