Category: Friday

  • PDP: Humpty-Dumpty finally had a great fall

    Heavens heaved a sigh Earth shifted a notch And the world held her breath

    What manner of race is this?

    The heavens heaved…

    Could an earthquake pass so quietly without tremors, would a tsunami happen without a big splash? Has Humpty Dumpty which was long suspended in a state of falling, finally hit the ground unceremoniously? Well, maybe just as well; why would a lumbering, rotund fellow sit on our wall for so long anyway? What on earth was the listless, over-sized egg doing desecrating our wall for all of 16 years? Perhaps it couldn’t even get off the wall by itself so we have done it the favour by giving it a shove. And we say hurray, Humpty Dumpty has finally had a great fall and all the straw men around it could not put it together again.

    When Alhaji Abubakar Kawu Baraje led a chunk of members to stage a walkout from a PDP convention and formed a parallel party in November 2013, I had noted that Humpty-Dumpty was having a great fall. Though one was thrilled then by the suspended animation of a falling cartoon character, one never really conjectured PDP as a fallen edifice; crashed and crushed.

    Yes, though it became apparent a long time ago that the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) was an unviable proposition doomed to fail, one never imagined it would come so suddenly and with such apathetic thud. But PDP’s Humpty-Dumpty finally had a great fall last weekend as Nigerians gave it a final nudge at the presidential polls. Vacuous members had boasted that their party would rule Nigeria for 60 years but they could only get 16 years.

    It was on such confounding hollowness they had forged the party over these years. There was neither philosophy nor principle; neither reticence nor edifice. Yes, in 16 years, their permanent abode remains an ugly, uncompleted monolith desecrating the Abuja skylines. Yes, PDP is so derelict it could not manage to make for itself, a befitting home all these years. It is actually a misnomer to tag it a political party. It was only a raucous amalgam of bootleggers and fortune-hunters. Nation-building must have been the last item on their agenda if ever it featured.

    Yes, it was a child of circumstance having emerged from the foundries of a testy military era. But the early fathers were men of some substance, some integrity and some nationalistic fervour. You would never dismiss an Alex Ekwueme at his prime or Sunday Awoniyi, Solomon Lar, Adamu Ciroma and Audu Ogbe, to name only some of them. But they were less lucky, or shall we say, not circumspect in picking their pioneer presidential candidate in 1999. General Olusegun Obasanjo (retired) who was fresh from prison was foisted on the fledgling party and it started its decline right then.

    Obasanjo garrisoned the party, conquered it and had it in his rein for eight years. A soldier with a tendency for megalomania he could never cotton to the fact that a political party was an organic part of democratic governance. In fact he never understood the true essence of democracy. All he wanted was power; almost absolute power and its appurtenances. He therefore whipped PDP into his own peculiar shape; he molded it in his own ugly image and pressed it into his own selfish purposes. At the end of the first eight years, PDP was more a bohemian gambling club than a political party. It could hardly manage its affairs how much more guiding a new democracy to a worthy future. But who cared anyway? The founding fathers who had an inkling as to the spirit behind the body had been worsted and dispersed by Obasanjo. The common chord which therefore held the new PDP together was our national treasury. Thus for 16 years, all PDP did was to manage to hold on to power by hook or by crook and then binge on the treasury. They were like pirates upon an eternal booty, they were feasting endlessly. There was no rhyme or reason to their actions. The people pined away and the country became imperiled and tottered. Yet like the brigands they are, they carried on as if all was well; they boasted about the biggest party in the Black world that would rule for 60 years.

    But PDP’s folly has been debunked by its own contradictions and providence has rescued Nigeria from its vice grip. Now that PDP is suddenly an opposition party one hopes it would sober up and begin to regroup and rebuild in the mold of a proper party. It is also hoped that the All Progressives Congress (APC), the new party in power would endeavor to organize itself in the manner of a proper political party that would engender positive democracy.

    It is hoped that we are on to a truly new beginning now that the people have managed to regain their voice and shooed out President Goodluck Jonathan, the last of the PDP mojo. But he manages to steal victory even in his loss and capitulation. Did you notice how a jittery world rallied to gingerly remove the hand of the baboon from our soup pot lest he spills the soup, as Ndigbo would say? They carefully nudge Humpty from the wall so that he does not bring down the wall with him. Let’s call it our moment of grace.

    But Professor Attahiru Jega, the chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), is the x-factor in this new, unfolding, paradigm while General Muhammadu Buhari may well be the last soldier standing. Can he change the game?

  • A new beginning

    A new beginning

    Let me start with a statement of fact. The title of my piece today is not my original idea. Like most Nigerians abroad, I was glued to my IPad on Monday and Tuesday watching Channels Television, courtesy of nigerianfm.com in eager expectation of the presidential election results. On Tuesday night, I witnessed live the laborious task of compilation and addition of final results of the Presidential election by Professor Attahiru Jega and his Commissioners.

    At last, when I heard Jega finally declare the results around 11 pm Eastern Time, I breathed a sigh of relief for him and for Nigeria. Every morally conscious citizen who understands the importance of commitment cannot but appreciate and commend the dedication of these patriotic Nigerians. Vilified, demonized, and harassed by agents of destabilization for selfish reasons, even until the final hours when a former “Honorable” Minister of the Federal Republic let emotion take over and reason take leave of him as the world watched him embarrass himself, Jega and his team kept their cool. And when he was finally allowed to respond, it was with intellect and dignified poise. I smiled for Nigeria.

    On the final announcement of Buhari as the winner, the thought of how best to capture and characterize what has just occurred for my readers clouded my mind. Is it “a new day”? Or a “new era”? How about “a new dawn?” I dismissed all of these because they didn’t really speak to the dynamic energy that has just been released on the nation. Each of those potential titles appeared too static, inert, and motionless to do the job. What just happened is not only for the moment (day, month, year, even four years). Yes, it is all that; but it is more than that. It is the beginning of a new “us.”

    Then I went to bed. As I woke up in the morning and picked up my phone, the first message that caught my eyes was from my good friend with the subject line “A New Beginning.” “This is it”, I said to myself. Known for his outstanding contributions to national development in the private sector, my friend does not discuss his political views in public. But he has been a dogged fighter for social justice and a promoter of social welfare at the national and local levels. I immediately responded to him with gratitude for his accurate capturing of what the moment meant. I choose not to name him because I didn’t ask for his permission to do so. However, he knows that, with much appreciation, I owe today’s title to him.

    In her 54 years history as an independent country, and her 16years in the fourth republic, Nigeria has been known for its notoriety as a maker of the wrong kind of history. We bungled the First Republic. We waged a senseless civil war. We annulled our first free and fair presidential election. We lost territories to terrorists. To these add the ugliness and divisiveness of this last campaign. None of those political histories made us proud and we would rather not remember them.

    Now, for the first time, we just made a positive political history. The ruling party candidate, Dr. Goodluck Jonathan, lost the presidential election to the opposition party candidate, General Muhammadu Buhari. And as if this wasn’t earth-shaking enough, the loser in the keenly contested election found the moral courage to concede defeat and to congratulate the winner, thus avoiding the disaster that has been predicted no matter who won. The conclusion that I drew from both of these linked events is that God is not done with Nigeria and now He has granted the country a new beginning.

    The meaning of the election of General Buhari is that the country is at a new beginning of the race to genuine nationhood and its attendant features. We should therefore be singing a new song, thinking new thoughts, and generating new ideas. Indeed, the president-elect would benefit immensely from a national focus on new ideas for moving the nation forward. However, it is also true, as the Yoruba know too well, that in order to move forward uneventfully after once stumbling, we must apprise ourselves of the cause of our stumbling so as to avoid it in the future.

    On this page over the last four years, we have not shied away from telling the truth about where challenges were for the Jonathan administration. I have always thought that Jonathan is a good man. He has demonstrated his inward goodness by conceding defeat and has thus earned for himself the commendation of the global community. His political undoing was his political naivety which made him to be too trusting of the evil cabal that surrounded him. He was too weak to say “no” to their wicked manipulation of the system. From ministers to political advisers to PDP governors, they are all a bunch of self-conceited egoists. It was not an ethnic issue. It was not a religious matter. It was malicious egoism run amok. A president that lacks the natural instinct to separate the weed of deceit from the chaff of sincerity cannot survive.

    Consider the debacle of the Nigerian Governors’ Forum elections. That was not a battle that the president should engage in and it was not one he could win. It is the case of the proverbial carrier of elephant flesh who could not keep his eyes off the ant on the ground. There were multiple such missteps that ended causing public disaffection and marring his legacy.

    General Buhari has a mandate that comes with great expectations. It is not an easy spot to be on. But just like Jonathan in 2011, there is a lot of goodwill, considering the ecstatic jubilation across the land. Even his bitterest opponents until Saturday, March 28 have turned around to shower Buhari with praise and prayers for a successful tenure. The People’s General cannot afford to disappoint!!!! As the father of the nation, he has his work cut out for him now. He must reach out as he has vowed to do. He must build trust. And he must satisfy the yearnings of the youth and the elderly for the dividends of democracy.

    To start with, then, the APC manifesto is the political Holy Book of President-elect Buhari. He referred to it incessantly and campaigned on the three priorities that the manifesto highlighted. He promised that he will provide adequate security of life and property for citizens; that he will attack corruption at its root; and that he will reboot the engine of the economy and will diversify it to tackle youth unemployment.

    There are a variety of approaches to handling each of these priorities but they are all related. There is no doubt that corruption, like money, is the root of all our evils. If it is tackled, we will have resources for improving our educational system so that the youth may have adequate training towards employability. We will not need to hire mercenaries to fight our battle against terrorists. And the resources that are not lost to corrupted hands will be available to relieve poverty and contribute to the welfare of the masses.

    General Buhari cannot afford to, and must not be tempted to, surround himself with sycophants who only tell him what pleases him. That approach to governance has been the undoing of many otherwise great leaders. He must tap into the wise counsel of those who will boldly disagree with him with good and unselfish reasons. He must make it easy for his aides and advisers to approach him with new ideas. He must avail himself of the wise counsel of professionals and technocrats. He has been elected, and the bulk now stops with him. In four years, Nigerians will be ready to evaluate him at the polls and give their judgment with their votes.

    The die is cast and politics will not be the same again because Nigeria has turned the corner in the matter of democratic governance. The voter is now in the driver’s seat. It is a new beginning!

  • Now that Ndigbo are in opposition

    I wrote not too long ago on this space asking whether Ndigbo would sink and swim with President Goodluck Jonathan and some readers came at me like rabid dogs. Some even labeled me outcast. Who is the outcast now? Who is the greatest loser in the unfolding political arithmetic of Nigeria? Just like PDP, Ndigbo too have become political Humpty Dumpty, the silly, big egg that has suffered a shameful fall.

    Going forward, and if they manage to gather themselves together, they will be more pragmatic in their political calculations and eschew excessive sentimentality. They will also have to do away with most of their leaders who think with their stomach and who have no clarity about tomorrow.

    It is just as well that for once in our political lives, we are operating from the opposition camp. So much for years of opportunism, whoredom and romance with just any government in power; now we have to work for our keep, make our own case and determine how we want to play the field. Again, perhaps this is the treatment we need in order to wise up in the politics of this land.

  • Not yet Uhuru

    Not yet Uhuru

    Say oh Lord! The Sovereign of all dominions! You bestow power to whomever You wish and withdraw power from whomever You wish; You exalt whomever You wish and abase whomever you wish; In Your Hand lies all that is GOOD. You embed the night into the day and the day into the night; You bring forth the living from the dead and the dead from the living. You grant sustenance to whomever you wish beyond reckoning” Q. 3: 26-27

    Life is like a horse that surrenders itself to humans for riding. If it surrenders itself to you today do not be reckless in riding it. You may become the horse for life to ride on tomorrow. Nights are pregnant. They invariably give birth to wonders during the days. All pleasant or unpleasant events found in the records of history were conceived in the night. The belly of nights is a mystery that cannot be easily explained through the successes or failures of human dreams.

    Man is a mere spectator watching the environmental drama going on around him in the theatre of life. He only reacts to that drama randomly as it affects his immediate interest. The main actor in that drama is the phenomenon called destiny. And the only antidote for the poison that destiny may sometimes constitute in the life of man is to be firmly clad in the armour of faith.

     

    Rein of power

    In history, great empires and nations have reputation for rising to the peak of their glory at a time. They are also known for falling unexpectedly to the abyss of life’s dungeon at another time when they might have reached the elasticity limit of their power wielding. And as it is with nations so it is with rulers. In this, what obtained in the past still obtains in the present. This confirms that humans are like flakes of history they rise today and fall tomorrow according to the dictates of momentary tempest.

    Nigeria is fortunate as a nation to be endowed with large-hearted men and women who take it as a duty to further enhance that rare fortune.

    “The occurrences of life, as you can see them, change from time to time like weather. A person gladdened today may be saddened tomorrow”. In that circumstance, how much a man is able to cope with the harshness of life largely depends on the treatment he gave clemency when the latter was at his disposal. Yet the world surges ahead without looking back at actions or reactions that dot the various circumstances of life. Thus, within the twinkling of an eye, the Almighty Allah may change many things in human life to the amazement of man.

     

    Heroes and Villains

    Among the rare, large-hearted men with whom Nigeria is endowed today are two principal personalities (President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan and President-elect Muhammadu Buhari) in the recently concluded presidential election. The one is gallant enough in vanquishness to concede defeat while the other is magnanimous enough in victory to embrace his political rival. Thus, with their large hearts, the great duo has saved Nigeria of a hitherto impending calamity that would have afflicted the country and probably spelt her final doom.

    That election has thrown up some heroes with historic fame just as it has exposed some villains with indelible notoriety. One of the great heroes of this time is Prof Attahiru Muhammadu Jega who served as the chief umpire (Chairman) of the Independent National Electoral Commission in the historic election. His comportment and display of maturity, civility and experience was a saving grace against the truncation of the democratic process at very delicate stage of the presidential election.

    The chief villain in this case is the Inspector-General of Police, Mr. Sulaiman Abba, whose viciously avowed partisanship throughout the 2015 electoral process has further dented the image of the police. Posterity will take care of the heroes and the villains.

    Efficacy of prayer

    At a time in Nigeria when the elasticity of hardship unleashed by the country’s leadership was fast approaching its elasticity limit, we, Nigerian Muslims and Christians raised up our hands in prayer to the Almighty Allah to grant us a leader who would truly and sincerely serve the nation rather than someone who would turn himself into a master to be served by the nation. This was in response to Allah’s covenant with mankind when He said: “And when my servants ask you (Prophet Muhammad (SAW) about me, tell them that I am very close to them and I answer the prayer of any well intentioned seeker if he/she seeks my favour. Let such seekers trust in my ability and willingness to accept prayers so that they may be guided aright”. Q. 2: 186

    Based on the above, we raised up our hand in prayer thus:

    “Oh Allah! Give us a leader who will know that the greatest wealth of a nation is her human resources and develop such wealth for the future of the Nigeria. Imbue us with a leader who will know the meaning of education and therefore give our schools and Universities priority in government policies. Appoint a leader for us who will who will be a good example for the country, abiding by the law and not choosing which of the court rulings to obey. We pray for a leader who will hold security of lives and property sacrosanct, not one who will be indifferent when his personal interest is not affected.

     

    Give us a leader

    Give us a leader who will sincerely stand by his oath of office and not one who will rule by his wills and caprices on the basis of religious bias and ethnic sentiment to the detriment of the constitution.

    We pray for a leader who will not crudely and greedily discard certain provisions of the constitution in a desperate bid to rule us despotically forever. We pray for a leader who will see himself as a servant rather than a master of the nation and therefore address the citizenry with due respect in decency and gentleman’s language.

    We pray for a leader who will be just enough to spread the privileges and opportunities in the land across board without treating non-members of his political party or religious belief or ethnic clan as enemies to be kept at bay. We pray for a leader who will not destroy the legitimacy of his leadership and start running away from his own shadow at the tail end of his tenure. And, finally, we pray for a leader who will be large-hearted enough to be gallant in defeat and magnanimous in victory; not one who will be so vindictive as to play tribes against tribes, unions against unions and Muslims against Christians.

    We believe that the leadership qualities for which we are hereby praying are those that embody civilisation in all its ramifications. And, we are confident that You will be merciful with us in accepting this prayer. Here we are at your door oh! Allah, raising up our hands to You in prayer and placing our final hope on You without an iota of doubt. Kindly appoint for us a leader who will be loved and admired by all and not one whose natural trade in stock is hidden hatred and open indignation. To You we pray oh! Allah and from You alone we expect mercy.

     

    Oliver asks for more

    With the latest political development in Nigeria today, we believe fervently that our prayer has been divinely accepted. And we thank the Almighty Allah for this wonderful gesture. But like Oliver Twist in Charles Dickens’ novel, we shall ask for more as follows:

    Oh Allah! Please, guide our leaders aright and endow them with wisdom knowledge and equanimity with which to sail our shaky ship through the stormy sea of life. Enrich our leaders in conscience and in faith that they may know the evil effect of greed and distance themselves from it. Imbue them with the spirit of truthfulness, contentment, meekness and justice that the strong and the weak alike may free from becoming victims of injustice through tribalism, nepotism and religious discrimination. Give those leaders the courage with which to fight corruption and deal with corrupt elements in the land. We pray to You oh Allah and we believe that like the earlier prayer You will also accept this. Otherwise, it can be concluded that the current situation of Nigeria, despite the pleasant change experienced so far, there is yet no reason to claim Uhuru.

     

    MUSWEN’s gratitude messages

    Meanwhile, the Muslim Ummah of Southwest Nigeria (MUSWEN) has issued a press release to show gratitude to Allah for accepting the series of prayers led by that apex body of the Southwest Muslim organisations. It went as follows:

    If you are grateful, We (Allah) will surely grant you more (of Our favours) …”(Q 14:7). Coming from Allah (to Whom be all praise), those words of guidance and assurance should serve as Reminder and Incentive for the whole of our nation.

    The Muslim Ummah of South West Nigeria (MUSWEN) cannot afford to wait any longer before congratulating the entire Nigerian nation on Allah’s quick and full response to our prayers for FREE, FAIR, CREDIBLE and PEACEFUL elections. Despite all pessimism arising from our past experiences, Allah has granted us a presidential election that had all the features of FREEDOM, FAIRNESS and CREDIBILITY as well as those of PEACE. The eyes of the whole world were on us and, by the special grace of Allah, we did not disappoint them.

    We congratulate the humble winner, Major-General Muhammadu Buhari on his resilience and his humility even in victory. But we also congratulate Mr. President, Dr. Goodluck Jonathan on being such an honourable loser. His statesmanlike gestures in conceding victory to Major-General Buhari even before the announcement of the last results, and in appealing to his own supporters to accept the verdict of the people deserve acknowledgement and kudos.

    Obviously, the commendable role of Prof Attahiru Jega and his team at INEC in bringing about this success is by no means a mean one. Allah has used them as worthy instruments to bring about free, fair and credible elections the first set of which has been concluded. We congratulate them too.

    However, it is the people of Nigeria who are the ultimate victors, by the special grace of Allah. They are the ones who have thus been saved from potential danger the kind of which usually characterised past elections.

    We appeal to the people of this nation to reflect profoundly so that we may see the success of the elections as a mark of Allah’s favour and His merciful response to our prayers. It is only then that we would truly deserve further favours from Allah as promised by Him in the above statement. And obviously, we do need further grace from Him, particularly for the success of the elections of April 11.

    So, as MUSWEN congratulates the nation on this great event in the history of our country, we urge all Nigerians to continue with our prayers with the trust that Allah will respond favourably as He did to our previous prayers.

    Prof Dawud O. S. Noibi OBE, FISN, FIAC

    Executive Secretary, MUSWEN

  • 10 reasons to vote out Jonathan

    This piece is perhaps the most difficult I have had to write. Why is it so? It is the eve of a major election battle between two leading contenders. Even though readers of this column must know by now that my sympathy lies with the APC candidate, General Mohammadu Buhari, it still appears unfair at this last hour to back one candidate against the other. This has been my tormenting dilemma for many days. I have had to cast and recast the above headlines in over half a dozen ways just to defang the piece and soften its bite.

    Unfortunately, I had to return to my original and (if you like, primordial instincts). I fell for my conscience; I was suckered by the extreme love for my country. No other sentiment could win over my primitive conscience and the flag. I believe quite strongly that in the overall interest of our fatherland, Nigeria must move on now without Goodluck Jonathan. I adduce below, just ten reasons in my order of their gravity:

    One: The small matter of honour: This point has been flogged so much that one must not dwell on it, but that does not make it less crucial. Indeed, it is for me, the primary reason why Nigerians must not vote for Jonathan. He has proven not to be a man of his word. He is a president that we cannot trust or rely upon the words he speaks on his honour. He told us he would run for just one term. He has not only denied it, he challenges us to prove it. For me and for any decent person, presidents are made of nobler stuff.

    Two: Not capable: This job is beyond President Goodluck Jonathan’s ken and that is the simple truth. It is Igbo wisdom that what a man does not know is always above his head. The delicate art of the presidency of any country is too serious to be appropriated on base sentiments. After about six years on this job, any discerning and honest mind can tell that this president cannot grasp the magnitude of this office. While one loathes to throw in the word ‘clueless’, it is quite apparent that it did not surface by chance. Our country is far worse off today than it was six years ago and it would be plain dishonesty to make excuses for him. If the country had flowered and bloomed, he would have taken full credits. Another four years of Jonathan is sure to spell doom for Nigeria because the more he tried (and in fairness, he does try to improve) the more he fails. Pathetically, he appears like a man digging roundabout himself. He actually needs our help; to help him OUT.

    Three: How to run the most corrupt country in the world and be cool about it: How President Jonathan could sit pretty on the dungeon of a stinking, messy, corrupt, country without a nose mask is a wonder. It is either that he is congenitally corrupt whereupon he no longer knows what constitutes corruption or he has an entirely different definition all of his own, or both. For instance, most cabinet members have been on a binge in the last six years; nearly all MDGs reek and you need no forensic audit to perceive that. One can list over a dozen cases begging for attention.

    Four: No fire in his belly: The Boko Haram saga is a glowing testament that President Jonathan is too weak and indecisive to run a country. And when weakness meshes with corruption the result is sure fatality for any country. For five years, the budgets for war-wares and welfare of the military were being spirited away by the Presidency, the Ministry of Defence and the military brass. The country’s defence and security situation (like in all other spheres) were a torrid mess such that a rag-tag Boko Haram militia was dead on seizing the country from President Jonathan and his messy military. It was so pathetic that the Western world working through the US and Britain could not work with Nigeria’s military because everywhere stank.

    The US and Britain had to resort to working through a roundabout route via Chad, Niger and Cameroun to save Nigeria. To think that Chad and Niger are landlocked countries with no seaports; they are among the poorest in the world. Between them and based solely on their annual budgets, they cannot muster a modern fighter jet. These countries used to be under the sustenance and security umbrella of Nigeria. Today, their soldiers are on our soil liberating us because we have a president that does not just get it. We may not want to hear this, but our president has almost become a pariah among leaders of notable nations of the world.

    Five: Where are the Chibok girls?: About six weeks ago when President Jonathan told the nation that the girls would soon be released; that the multi-national force was closing in on the Boko Haram hideouts where the girls were kept. Challenged again two weeks ago, he said he believed the girls were alive for their bodies would have been displayed in the manner of Boko Haram had they been killed. Even if we overlook that morbid faux pas, how in good conscience are we supposed to vote President Goodluck Jonathan tomorrow if over 200 school girls abducted nearly a year ago are still missing with no clue whatsoever as to their whereabouts? In other lands where there is honour this president would never have the face to stand an election; in fact, he would have resigned.

    Six: How to wreck an economy: A country whose leadership has no honour, is weak, incapable, and the atmosphere festers with corrupt practices cannot expect to have a decent economy. Under six years of Jonathan’s rule, he has left the economy comatose and in disarray. Nigeria has earned the most revenue in the last five years than at any other time in her history. Yet no attempt was made at investing properly or diversifying the economy. Now crude oil prices have crashed, the naira has caved in with it and the so-called economy is in the throes of death.

    Seven: The demolition squad of Dame, Diezani and Adoke: Apart from the perils that the president brought upon his administration, there are three people who lent him the most hand and the more reasons we should not vote for Jonathan tomorrow. They are his wife, Dame Patience Jonathan, his Petroleum Minister Diezani Alison-Madueke and his Minister for Justice, Mohammed Adoke. Dame Patience is as grasping and irrepressible as she is detestable. Everywhere she goes and in all she does, she spreads ill-will like dark confetti. Diezani has curled around Nigeria’s most important asset (crude oil) in the last six years like a boa constrictor and has asphyxiated it. She simply made it the center of corruption and Jonathan is too weak to check or chuck her. Mr. Adoke is simply the minister of no justice, he has the EFCC under his belt and he makes sure all the big thieves in the land who are his friends are never prosecuted. In the last five years, Adoke has invoked so much havoc on Nigeria’s judiciary system and her fight against corruption yet he expects reasonable, patriotic Nigerians to vote for his boss tomorrow?

    Eight: Desperation for power: Ironically, President Jonathan seems not to know how so poorly he has performed in his first term. Yet he would do just anything to return for a second term. He would burst our treasury and use up all the fund therein to ‘bribe’ the electorate; he would court the devil and all the criminals in the land; he would spring all the people standing trial for monumental fraud and draft them into his campaign. He would buy up traditional rulers, the clergy, students, militants and just anybody to return for a second term. He considers it his birthright, which is a dangerous notion. He has forgotten entirely that only yesterday, he had no shoes.

    Nine: No Presidential charisma and aura: Presidential poise, gait, charisma and the ancient art of oratory and public speaking would be considered special gifts of nature. Though they may be learned and mastered, we will not crucify President Jonathan for sorely lacking these essential tools of leadership. By the same token, we won’t take the blame for becoming utterly discomfited each time our president faces the microphone. Having been in public life since 1999 and at very high levels, one would have expected him to have learned these crucial skills. Not even in the last six years has he shown remarkable improvements. A leader and a president at that must exude an over-awing confidence that inspires his people. Perhaps Jonathan is better off as a senior civil servant.

    Ten: Raw deal to Ndigbo:  I have kept this for last because it concerns me. Only goodness knows the spell Jonathan has cast on my people to make them follow him so foolishly. Not minding that the south-south alone will never give you any political advantage in the future; not minding that most of our people and businesses are in the southwest and north. Also, not minding the fact that President Jonathan has treated Ndigbo worse than any other president in recent history. A few examples will suffice. First, the southeast got the least –  only 5% – of all the projects executed in Nigeria in the last six years. Just about N75 billion against the northwest that topped with N497 billion. With this, it is apparent that hardly any major project was done in the southeast by Jonathan. The 2nd Niger Bridge, a forgotten promise, hurriedly dusted  a few months ago months ago at the onset of another election, is the only major project in Nigeria structured on public private partnership as if Ndigbo do not pay tax like any other people.

    Only Igbo appointees were removed with indignity under Jonathan: Dora Akunyili whose rare courage ensured Jonathan’s ascendancy was shooed out. Prof. Bath Nnaji, brain behind the much vaunted power reform was not only disgraced, Jonathan ‘vetoed’ his power plant. Princess Stella Oduah whose monstrous work revived most of our airports in such short time was pressured out while a Diezani Alison-Madueke sits pretty. Rosemary Ukamaka of Immigrations was axed for employment racket while Abba Moro who staged a killer racket remains in office. Festus Odumegwu was promptly sacrificed and General Azubuike Ihejirika, the best COAS in recent times was hounded out.

    Finally there is no single Igbo man in Jonathan’s 12-man National Security Council (NSC); no Igbo is heading any of the over a dozen military, intelligence and paramilitary organs today under Jonathan. Igbo wu Igbo unu mukwa anya?

    How Jonathan can win: Lastly, one could actually raise over a hundred reasons not to vote for President Goodluck Jonathan tomorrow but that will be a pointless exercise. For any discerning Nigerian of conscience, Jonathan has failed woefully and we actually need to rescue him from himself by removing him from the job. But even in losing the election, he could still steal victory by organizing a good election and effectuating an orderly hand over. That would be his ultimate victory.

  • ICG: The conversation Ndigbo want

    Any knowledgeable Igbo man who is awake to this time must have seen the recent appearance unto the scene of an ad hoc body called Igbo Conversational Group (ICG). It is clearly the handiwork of former governor of Imo State Chief Ikedi Ohakim, an astute and thinking man.

    The critique of ICG would be business for another day but suffice to ask just two questions today: why “Conversational” and not perhaps, ‘Dialogue’ or ‘Intervention’? Secondly, are we seeing in ICG the same kind of skirmishes by Chief Orji Uzo Kalu recently after he had roundly lost out of power? He made the same noises and raised the same questions about Igbo marginalization. So much sound and fury followed by cold dust.

    Sadly, Igbo elite don’t seem to see the big picture. There is a huge vacuum; Ndigbo crucially need a leader now than at any other time of her history. But leadership of a people is not a poolside champagne party. It is a cross, it is a long distance race and it is selfless and thankless. But there is a crown. Who is ready?

  • The responsibility to choose

    The responsibility to choose

    There is a good reason that democracy is described as the best form of government. That reason is certainly not because democracy is the most efficient or effective means of getting things done. Dictatorship is far more efficient and effective. With a simple command, the dictator gets things done and almost always to his satisfaction; otherwise heads might literally roll.

    Democracy is described as the best form of government because it is a system that involves all citizens in governance. On the legitimate assumption that every citizen has a stake in good governance, democracy gives them the opportunity to participate. But since modern republics boast of populations that are far too large to accommodate all citizens in day-to-day chores of governance, democratic systems come up with the practice of representative democracy whereby every citizen participates, not directly in governance, but in the choice of those who represent their interests in government, and in monitoring their performance.

    Notwithstanding the aberrations, democracy and the party system that it features is still preferable to dictatorship. By granting electorates the right to vote for candidates of their choice, it places on them the responsibility to choose. If they choose to squander their future because they are deceived by a fleeting present, it is their prerogative and they would only have themselves to blame.

    If voters choose on the basis of promises that fly in the face of good judgment, they can only live to regret it. And should they choose on the basis of sentimental attachment to a candidate because of affiliations of religion and/or ethnicity in the face of visible evidence that the one with whom they share these characteristic features doesn’t give a damn about their well-being, it is again their call. Democracy has put the voter at the driver’s seat. Where they choose to go and how they choose to get there is their responsibility.

    This campaign season has been nothing but disappointing. Issues have been left unattended to while political parties and their spokespersons have taken to negative and hate campaigns in ways that show contempt for voters. If voters are taken seriously, candidates and their parties would reach out to them with solid programs that aim at their welfare and interests. Instead we are treated to name-calling, hate-mongering, and silly tales in the name of campaigns. Promises that can never be fulfilled are made. Van-loads of dollar bills are dispersed to various groups in a bid to buy votes and delude the people. It is simply bewildering.

    In a last minute move by the ruling party, it engaged the service of a foreign lobbyist—David Grenell—who wrote an op-ed piece in The Washington Times, a conservative leaning paper in the United States. PDP presented Grenell as a former United States envoy, implying that he not only has a good knowledge of Nigeria but is also close to the seat of power.

    The gist of the piece is that electing General Buhari will be a disaster for Nigeria. What is amazing about this is that the argument is based on General Buhari’s religion and professional background and service as Head of State. Grenell suggested, counter-intuitively, that Buhari will introduce Sharia throughout Nigeria, when in fact he had the opportunity to do so as a Military dictator but refused. How will he now opt for it as a democratically elected president and expect to get it through the National Assembly and State Assemblies? But the illogical mind disdains reason.

    Shortly after General Buhari returns from his trip to Chatham House in London, the propaganda wing of PDP accused him of having entered into a deal with Western powers to legalize same-sex marriage in Nigeria. This is the same man they have accused of being an Islamic fundamentalist! But what is more incredible in their latest negative campaign with the help of Grenell is that Grenell is an openly gay Republican who in 2013 submitted an amicus curiae brief to the Supreme Court in support of same-sex marriage during the Hollingsworth v. Perry case, according to Wikipedia. Yet with their possession of such information, neither Buhari nor APC has accused PDP of making a deal with foreigners to legalize same-sex marriage. Seriously, which of the two parties has a rational basis to make that accusation?

    Campaign has ended. It is time to choose wisely because on several levels, the future is at stake. First, the future of a united Nigeria, where though tribe, tongue, and faith differ, we stand in brotherhood, is at stake. All these have been destructively exploited in this campaign. There is plenty of blame to go round, but an unbiased judgment will place a larger amount of the blame at the doorstep of the ruling party if only because much more is expected of it. Demonizing an opponent as a religious bigot and his political party as an Islamic party is beyond the pale in a multi-religious society in which adherents of every faith populate every party. Can a reelected Jonathan be expected to heal the wound of divisiveness that he has unabashedly inflicted on the body politic?

    Second, the future of a corruption-averse nation is at stake in the face of the shameless use of filthy patronage by the president and his party in this campaign. Whether it is in the form of unmerited appointment to political offices (how else does one describe Obanikoro’s ministerial appointment?) or in the form of the rain of dollar on traditional rulers and ethnic champions, or in the form of contract awards to militants, team Jonathan has polluted the political terrain beyond imagination. That he still has the courage to mount the soap box and rail against corruption is the highest form of hypocrisy. Do we really expect a reelected Jonathan to seriously fight corruption?

    Third, while it is common thinking that politics is dirty, there is also a reasonable expectation on the part of right-thinking people that a holder of the most important office in the nation will stand tall above board, no matter the temptation. However, the stench that oozes out of the presidency in the last six years has been mind-boggling. Recall the handling of the National Governors’ Forum election. Remember the use of the Nigeria Police in Rivers and Abuja. Reflect on the Ekitigate audio tape scandal. How about the clampdown on APC lawmakers in Ekiti and the use of a minority to pass budget and approve commissioners?

    Think about ministerial corruption and the president’s response. What about the final onslaught against the people through the selfish drive for the postponement of the elections? If that was not an in-your-face use of power I don’t know what is. In all of these actions that erode democracy and demean the people, President Jonathan just turned the other way. Everything is politicized and the presidency is no longer a bully pulpit for national redemption. Can a reelected president rise up to the self-imposed challenges to democratic norms?

    Fourth, I have not referenced the issue of insecurity and the fact that despite the politicization of security in pursuit of a political agenda, Chibok girls are still held in Boko Haram camps and the Northeast still groans under the deadly grip of beastly and brutish insurgents. This week over 400 women were kidnapped in Damasak. Does this president have any new tricks up his sleeve?

    If the answer to each of the questions I posed in the last four paragraphs can be truthfully answered only in the negative, is continuity a rational option? There appears to be a resounding affirmation of the need for change among Nigerians who want to send a strong message to leaders that citizens must be taken seriously.

    The question now is this. If citizens vote for change, will their votes count or will the impunity that has characterized the regime in the last six years extend to the election? Will the ruling party militants and security agents allow the election to proceed freely? If the ruling party loses, will it handover? Or will it opt for an interim government contraption or a military take-over? The world is watching.

  • Renaming Nigeria

    Renaming Nigeria

    Man is history after his demise. Therefore, endeavour to be a pleasant history for others to read after you might have left the stage”.

    By an Arab poet

     

    Preamble

    Man is both a product and a producer of history. He lives by history and leaves history behind as his legacy at the time of his departure from this ephemeral world. This confirms the fact that man and history are like Siamese twins. The one cannot do without the other. History makes man just as man makes history. The synergy between the two makes them look like a peer of scissors in which one blade cannot effectively function without the other.

    This is a period in Nigeria when recalling history is a necessity. How did Nigeria come into being as a country and as a name? Is this name fitting and appropriate for the country that bears it? Can the name be changed and can changing it make any reasonable difference? These are some of the questions that ‘The Message’ seeks to answer today.

     

    Accident of history

    On January 8, 1897, an article appeared in Financial Times which suggested a name for the vast land around river Niger which had then been colonised by the Royal Niger Company on behalf of the British Empire. The suggested name was Nigeria and the author of the article was one Miss Flora Shaw, a 45-year-old journalist. She was then the colonial editor of Financial Times as well as the writer of a weekly column named ‘The Colony’ in that newspaper.

    In coining the name Nigeria, Flora Shaw logically took many facts into consideration. One: the area in question had no specific name by which it could be called other than a protectorate of the ‘Royal Niger Company’. Two: She considered an earlier suggested name ‘Central Sudan’ as aberrational since that name already belonged to an area around the Nile River occupied by a population of Black Africans now called Sudan. She equally considered the name ‘Slave Coast’ which the colonialists had attempted to give to this area as derogatory and finally settled for ‘Nigeria’, which she coined from ‘Niger Area’.

    Born at 2, Dundas Terrace, Woolwich, England on December 19, 1852, Miss Louisa Shaw (fourth of her parent’s fourteen children) was a novelist and frontline, versatile female journalist who gained fame through her pungent analyses of African colonial economy. She was later to become ‘The Honourable Dame Flora Lugard, the wife of Frederick John Deatry Lugard of Abinger who colonised and amalgamated the southern and northern parts of what came to be known as Nigeria in 1914.

    Flora was six years older than Frederick who was born in India on January 22, 1858. The two historic personalities married in 1902 and lived together without children for the rest of their lives.

    Four historical facts are manifest here. First: the name Nigeria had come into existence far away in England long before the country that now bears that name became a country.

    Second: the name was coined five years before Flora Shaw married Frederick Lugard. Therefore, contrary to the general erroneous belief that it was Mrs. Lugard who named our country Nigeria, Flora was Miss Shaw and not Mrs. Lugard when she coined the name.

    Third: it can be said that Nigeria came into existence through the efforts of a bachelor and a spinster who later became a couple.

    Fourth: by sheer coincidence, Nigeria’s second First Lady, Flora Azikiwe, the wife of Nigeria’s first President, shared the same first name with the wife of Lugard: FLORA.

     

    Lord Fredrick Lugard

    Baron Frederick Lugard was a military adventurer and an ardent administrator who played a major part in Britain’s colonial history between 1888 and 1945, serving in East Africa, West Africa, and Hong Kong. His name is particularly associated with Nigeria, where he served as High Commissioner (1900–06) as well as Governor and Governor-General (1912–19). He was knighted in 1901 and raised to the peerage in 1928.

    As at the time of Lugard’s incursion, most of the vast region of over 300,000 square miles (800,000 square km) was still unoccupied and even unexplored by Europeans. In the southern areas were mostly animists and in the northern areas were multitudes of Muslims with city-states and large walled cities.

    Lugard’s intention was to merge these two people with diverse cultures and spiritual inclinations and manage them as a single people in a single nation. Within three years of his expedition, he had established a British control of the large territory by diplomacy or by swift use of his meager force.

    Although in hastening to take the major states of Kano and Sokoto he engaged the hands of his more cautious home government, only two serious local revolts marred the widespread acceptance and cooperation that he obtained. His policy was to support the native states and chieftainships, their laws and their courts, forbidding slave raiding and severe punishments as well as exercising control centrally through the native rulers.

     

    Historic marriage

    After his marriage to Flora Shaw in 1902 and the latter could not stand the Nigerian climate, Lugard felt obliged to leave Africa and accept a junior position of the governorship of Hong Kong which he held from 1907 to 1912. It was like stepping down as president to accept that of a governor. Only a very few Africans would accept such.

    But the bushwhacker from Africa achieved a surprising degree of success and, on his own initiative, founded the University of Hong Kong. Thereafter, Lugard and his wife joined the southern and northern parts of Nigeria in an historic marriage that is yet to prove union right.

     

    How far so far?

    Ever since the exit of the British colonialists in 1960, Nigeria has remained a country without focus, despite the enormous resources at her disposal. In less than half a decade after independence, the crude hands of African inexperience began to show vividly in her administration as ethnic and religious flavours were added to her republican ethos. Then came the insuperable mountain of corruption that kept overwhelming the citizenry and drowning all hopes till today. Then, a military incursion was introduced with sweet tongue to right the wrong but which eventually turned forlorn.

    Now, after 100 years of absurdity called merger, Nigeria continues to wallow hopelessly in a paroxysm of despair as the last four years became unprecedented in the country’s history of corruption. Today, the language is no longer mere corruption but corruption with unbridled impunity.

    As if in a nightmare, we suddenly found ourselves in a situation where figure 16 is said to be higher than figure 19 and theft is officially defined and treated as to outside the framework corruption. Billions of dollars are said to be missing from our treasury just as our foreign reserves are daily being depleted even as ministers and other governmental cronies are living like princes and princesses under an unquestionable emperor.

    Now, Nigeria is at a crossroads over where to go from here. Like Laurent Gbagbo’s tenure in Cote d’Ivoire Nigeria is anxiously waiting for a period of uncertainty but fervently praying that such period never comes. Typical of African greedy leaders, we now have a situation at hand where ‘the monarch must not be deposed democracy or no democracy. The rule of the game is either ethnicity or religion.

    And to prevent the deposition of the monarch, the military must be mobilised against the ‘bloody armless civilians’ for the purpose of election. Thus, election has become a war that must be fought and won with massive arsenal by the government in power no matter whose ox is gored. Where are we going from here?

     

    Democratic tenure

    Four years is a long period in a democratic tenure of a nation. It is long enough to lay a solid foundation for a nation. It is long enough to build a formidable edifice that can be inherited from generation to generation. If 16 years of democracy cannot do any of these in Nigeria can one century do any? If a journey of one year cannot take a traveller anywhere who says 10 years will take him anywhere?

    As an OPEC country, we have abundant oil wealth but we must import refined fuel for domestic consumption. We have a massive army of unemployed youths and we cannot provide electricity to enable them to be self-employed. Yet, we are insisting that we must continue like this even as billions of dollars are being stolen daily. Where are we going from here?

     

    Obama’s counsel

    In his direct presidential address to Nigerian populace on Tuesday, March 24, 2015, the American President Barrack Obama said of tomorrow’s elections and the subsequent ones as follows: “Hello.  Today, I want to speak directly to you—the people of Nigeria.

    Nigeria is a great nation and you can be proud of the progress you’ve made.  Together, you won your independence, emerged from military rule, and strengthened democratic institutions.  You’ve strived to overcome division and to turn Nigeria’s diversity into a source of strength.  You’ve worked hard to improve the lives of your families and to build the largest economy in Africa.

    Now you have a historic opportunity to help write the next chapter of Nigeria’s progress—by voting in the upcoming elections.  For elections to be credible, they must be free, fair and peaceful.  All Nigerians must be able to cast their votes without intimidation or fear.

    So I call on all leaders and candidates to make it clear to their supporters that violence has no place in democratic elections—and that they will not incite, support or engage in any kind of violence—before, during, or after the votes are counted.

    I call on all Nigerians to peacefully express your views and to reject the voices of those who call for violence.  And when elections are free and fair, it is the responsibility of all citizens to help keep the peace, no matter who wins.

    Successful elections and democratic progress will help Nigeria meet the urgent challenges you face today.  Boko Haram—a brutal terrorist group that kills innocent men, women and children—must be stopped.

    Hundreds of kidnapped children deserve to be returned to their families. Nigerians who have been forced to flee deserve to return to their homes.  Boko Haram wants to destroy Nigeria and all that you have worked to build.  By casting your ballot, you can help secure your nation’s progress.

    I’m told that there is a saying in your country: “to keep Nigeria one is a task that must be done”. Today, I urge all Nigerians—from all religions, all ethnic groups, and all regions—to come together and keep Nigeria one.  And in this task of advancing the security, prosperity, and human rights of all Nigerians, you will continue to have a friend and partner in the United States of America”.

    Ordinarily, such a cross-Atlantic presidential speech would have been unnecessary if we had learnt from the examples of great African leaders such as Nelson Mandela of South Africa, Sam Njoma of Namibia, Julius Nyerere of Tanzania and Ahmadu Ahidjo of Cameroon.

    But since the uncheckable greed in us will not allow us to learn from good examples we must to listen to an American Obama who talks to Nigerians rather than talk with Nigerians. Whatever name we now give Nigeria, positive or negative, we shall not relent in saying: God save Nigeria!

  • Amaechi: The courage of his convictions

    Your vote or your treasury? This is an uncertain time; indeed, it is a treacherous time in the life of our dear country Nigeria. It is a time of buying and selling of conscience, buying and selling of name, of personality, of associations, of ethnic groups and of voters. In fact if you have anything of any value, you can sell it now, pronto! Our traditional rulers like Obas, are selling like hot cake now –  in dollar denominations. Their unfortunate counterparts like Obi, Igwes and Emirs have sold in naira. Groups like Ohaneze, Afenifere, OPC, MASSOB, CAN, NANS, celebrities and stars, most of them have cashed in on their names in billions of naira.

    Though all the political parties that can afford to are doing it, most of us can see that the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) and its leader, President Goodluck Jonathan are the chief culprit in the on-going money-for-vote promo. Never has money been so deployed to woo voters in the annals of Nigeria’s electioneering. It is as if Nigeria’s entire treasury has been emptied for the purpose of this election which partly explains why the economy is prostrate and the land is famished. PDP especially isthrowing money about as if it were the sand of the desert.

    It is truly a treacherous time. There is so much perfidy in the air and it seems the country is being disemboweled. We are celebrating a ribald festival of villains and renegades and the atmosphere reeks. All we hear around us are the guffaws of small men who are reveling in today’s ‘burnt offering’ not minding the constipation of tomorrow. It is akin to the bazaar of the Barbarians; of locusts feeding frenzy on the grain fields without a thought about tomorrow.

    It is no season for the courageous; for people of noble convictions. It is a time patriots are booed in the market place. We are currently at the crossroads, we are at the bank of the Rubicon; we are actually pulling a tug-of-war and ‘Team Evil’ seeks to pull ‘Team Good’ across the line. We are at a time when darkness threatens to overcome light. It is the new moon of the rampant mob upturning our sacred groves. It is a season that has exposed the latent debaucheries of our debauched elders.

    The man who said ‘No’ Reflecting upon this forlorn season, people like Governor Rotimi Chibuike Amaechi of Rivers State comes to mind. One of the few men of courage and convictions left in this clime, when the story of this era is told someday, he is sure to take his place in Nigeria’s emerging dawn. It would be recorded that he was one of the few men stood up to defined this age.

    He will stand out not because he governed a state for there are many governors present and past. Not because his state is an oil-rich and strategic one. No, there are richer and more appointed parts of the country. It would not be because he acquitted himself very well in the call of his duty as a governor. A few other governors did quite as well by the standards of the time.

    In fact, as we often say, you do not really need a governor to do most of the brick and mortar stuff. Of rephrased, the critical job of a governor is not to build roads and bridges and schools. The key call of a governor is to lead a state by example and to drive whatever noble vision he has set. Where there is a perceptive governor, the ministries, agencies and the citizen would build to the end of the world.

    Regardless, Governor Amaechi built stuff and he is said to have performed in his time, better than all his predecessors. One has not been to Rivers for a long time during his tenure but perceptive friends and family members who live there tell me so upon enquiry. They speak about his grand vision, his bold, fearless constitution and his expansive and down-to-earth nature. They think he is a leader in the classic sense who has provided inspirational leadership.

    Great; but we are concerned here today by the manifest courage of his convictions. He did the uncommon by standing up to a presidency which was transforming into a leviathan. In Nigeria’s queer federalism presidency often gets carried away and act like a monarchy or benevolent dictator. From the seat of power in Aso Rock, Abuja, presidents hold court and make the states their footstools.

    The king and the community field They contrive all forms of aberrant actions to subvert the polity and subjugate the states. For instance, the presidency arrogated to itself the powers to keep and release the national revenue at its time and according to its whims. If there are any accounts from the accruing agencies, they are opaque and shoddy. The presidency simply hands down to the federating states, just any figures that pleases it and this has been going on in the last 16 years. It does not matter that it is against the constitution; in fact, there are so many harmful practices against the constitution, the state and the people which our presidents can just simply JETTISON and expand the democratic and social spaces. But they would rather not.

    In the last two years, Governor Amaechi has been contending with the presidential leviathan that seeks to constrict our spaces all the more. It is analogous to the story of a king who keeps encroaching on the community playing field. Each time he finds a reason to take a little more; if nobody challenges him, he carries on until he takes it all. Anyone who stands up to the rapacious king is easily accused of seeking to dethrone him. Yet everyone benefits from the community playing field.

    Such has been the dilemma of Amaechi. If the wife of a president could snatch a microphone from an elected governor in public and tongue lash him, you can only imagine what goes on with lesser mortals. If a president can choose to abort the election of governors’ forum and in fact, set the body in disarray, there is no telling the magnitude of presidential powers. When an entire state; treasury, governor and all, are virtually surrendered to the first family to do with as they like, then we cannot claim to be under a civil rule. It is indeed this strain of uncivil actions that Governor Amaechi has stood up gallantly against in the last few years to his near peril.

    We salute his courage.

     

     

     

  • The last act

    The last act

    This electioneering season has turned into a drama with several acts and scenes with the ruling party assuming the character of a super dribbler with innumerable tricks.

    In Act 1, PDP sponsored series of legal actions against APC’s Buhari to disqualify him and have the coast clear for Jonathan. In Scene 1, supporters of the ruling party contested the qualification of Buhari in the court. A number of these are still waiting to be heard and decided. Buhari, with an equivalent of a Masters Degree from the US War College, is accused of not having the Secondary School Certificate or its equivalent. Who knows, APC may have no candidate after all. In a side show, they also wish him dead with unverifiable claims of terminal illness.

    In Act 1 Scene 2, Buhari was alleged to have committed perjury because the Army denied having his certificates which he swore on oath were with that organization. It didn’t matter that other high ranking Generals of Buhari’s age confirmed his declaration. It’s amazing but not surprising that there are judicial officers including SANs willing to take on such baseless cases. ABN of yore had legal representation as well. In these cases we know that the drummer that supplies the beat for the dancing crab is somewhere away from sight.

    In Act 2, President Jonathan realized that Nigerians are truly religious people even if many of the sheep and shepherds are godless. This truth could be exploited in a number of ways, the most sincere and less suspect being to publicly request for a national day of inter-faith prayer for peaceful elections, which every true patriot would appreciate. But Mr. President decided to sharpen the division between the faiths, visiting every mega church, knees bent in the full glare of cameras. They prayed for him and in some cases offered him their blessings for reelection. Surrogate pastors went on lecture spree denouncing the opposition and singing the praise of Mr. Jonathan, the messiah.

    In Scene 2 of Act 2, it wasn’t enough for the President to show-off his Christianity. It was important for him and his supporters to paint Buhari, his opponent, as the most satanic Muslim on earth. Buhari was demonized as a fundamentalist bent on Islamizing Nigeria. It didn’t matter to them that just as there are Christians in the opposition, so there are Muslims in the ruling party. Neither did it matter that Buhari was the former Head of State who refused to take Nigeria into the Organization of Islamic States. Nor do they now care that Buhari successfully rooted out the Maitatsine sect in Kano. Here political expediency trumps the truth!

    There was Act 3. While the effort to disqualify Buhari was still ongoing, the ruling party decided to diversify its strategy. It sent the National Security Adviser (NSA) to the United Kingdom, not to talk about national security but about the elections. He flew the kite of postponement because the distribution of Permanent Voters Cards (PVC) had proceeded slowly and voters might be disenfranchised if elections were not postponed. INEC protested that it had made good progress compared with where it was at the same period in 2011. Nigerians and the international community sensed a grand conspiracy.

    When the sound and fury of the protest was becoming an embarrassment, Scene 2 of Act 3 was staged with a grand design in full military regalia. Service Chiefs and NSA, citing national security concerns, effectively staged a coup against the February 14 election date on the ground that the battle against Boko Haram had been set to commence on that very day. The military cannot be distracted from that plan, they insisted. The Commander-in-Chief claimed to know nothing about the plan until it was unfolded. The opposition saw a landmine and carefully avoided getting ambushed. It appealed to its supporters to remain calm. It worked and the curtain was closed on Scene 2 of Act 3.

    Soon there was Act 4. Every perspective observer had concluded from the inception of Scene 2 of Act 3 that the whole episode was to buy time for the ruling party and reduce the yawning gap in popularity between Jonathan and Buhari. In Act 4 therefore we were treated to a re-invigorated campaign on the part of Team Jonathan. They threw caution to the wind and removed the glove of presidential honor and dignity. They took a leave from the playbook of the military as in the days of yearnings for Abacha, except that they cannot afford to stay in Abuja.

    In Scene 1 Act 4, Dr. Jonathan relocated to the Southwest with numerous bags of dollar bills which he dished out lavishly in meetings with almost all Yoruba organizations including Afenifere, Yoruba Unity Forum, Yoruba Council of Elders, and OPC. A couple of organizations that he cannot trust, including Afenifere Renewal Group and Igbimo Yoruba Agbaye were left out. The President didn’t leave the meetings without securing the endorsements of a good number of these organizations. One exception was the Yoruba Council of Elders which has denied endorsing the president for reelection.

    In Scene 2 Act 4, PDP deployed its governors from their various states to converge on Lagos, ostensibly for their regular meeting. In reality, however, they had a more nefarious mission. Lagos is the most populous and most diversified state in the federation. It occurred to PDP that its governors must meet with Lagos residents from their various states to sell to them the candidacy of Jonathan. Here it is convenient for PDP to divide Nigerians on the basis of their states of origin. It didn’t matter that this tactic might create tension between indigenes and residents. This scene had a side show featuring Governor Mimiko and his post-confab summits in Akure and Ibadan.

    Then there was Act 5. Jonathan decided to bring traditional rulers into the murky water of presidential politics. It didn’t matter to him that every Oba has a diversity of views on politics and religion in his domain. And while our royal fathers still enjoy the respect of their subjects, there is a very thin line between respect and resentment if subjects judge that rulers have overstepped their boundaries.

    As in the Abacha era, some royal fathers succumbed to the temptation, abandoning tradition and playing to the gallery of political expediency. This was especially the case in one of the Southwest states with a despicable scum as its governor. In other states, royal fathers were seen in pictures praying with their royal walking stick pointing to Mr. President. In such cases, it could just be prayers for good health and good judgment short of endorsement. But who knows?

    Then there was a spectacular Scene 2 of Act 5. Let us call it the redemptive scene. It was the case of the royal father who has always been consistent in dignity and honor speaking truth to power. Oba Sikiru Adetona, the Awujale of Ijebu Ode, reconfirmed that he is a lion among his peers by sticking to the path of decency. He refused to endorse on the ground that he couldn’t control the voting conscience of his subjects. A voice of reason indeed!

    Finally there is Act 6. In Scene 1, Mr. President sneaked into residences at night seeking collaborators to scuttle the whole thing through the ING contraption. If he cannot have it, Buhari will not either. Doyin Okupe has been very clear that Jonathan will not hand over to Buhari. Tinubu was allegedly contacted but refused. Atiku was visited but ended up the following morning with Buhari.

    Scene 2 Act 6 is the most bizarre. Just 13 days to the election, “Jega must go” is the desperate scream of militants from MASSOB to OPC. Certainly nine billion naira is no chicken change. What is good for the South-south must be good for the Southwest, Gani declared, touting 15,000 potential security job beneficiaries. And Afenifere joined in? The Yoruba have indeed truly evolved! This may be the final act.  As I am about to sign off, a message appeared in my inbox. “Jega will be fired before Saturday”, it reads. The curtain is not yet dropped on this drama of political desperados.