Category: Sam Omatseye

  • How Sule became Lalong

    By Sam Omatseye

    Governor Simon Lalong of Plateau State gave us a piece of his childhood, and how he came to bear the name Sule

    That was biography some in the Nigerian culture can identify with, especially when the person who adopts you becomes a benevolent father figure. He bore Sule, as he narrates, when he was handed to his uncle Miskoom Nanbiet, by his biological father. He made this remark at his uncle’s funeral.

    “When my uncle asked my father to release me to him, my father told my uncle that I had become his son. Because of the tradition of love and unity, I bore my uncle’s name, Sule, when he enrolled me in school.” When he was done with primary school, he was told to bear Bako Lalong as the first son of his father.

    He swore affidavit to this. Useni and his PDP would not accept the shellacking at the polls. They lost in substance. They want to win through the back door. They want to undermine the identity of the person who won and by that undermine the authenticity of democratic elections.

  • Bello and his hooters

    By Sam Omatseye

    I had expected that Kogi State Chief Judge was marching into a hall of fame as the man of the year. The story had rippled through the news pages that Nasiru Ajana was going to plant the bench against the tide of the kangaroo APC elite led by Governor Yahaya Bello and his cohorts of the state House of Assembly.

    Barely 24 hours later, he fell to the tide. Ajana lacked the fire-in-the-belly to stand for justice. He became one of a medley crowd of judges who kowtows to a narrative of impunity.  Was he caught between personal survival and country? Did he wince or wean himself from the law? Was it ideological or existential? Was he principled or frightened? Did he cave in to that ideological and existential dilemma that we have seen over the centuries? In the Greek play, Iphigenia at Aulis, Euripides reflects this chasm when Agamemnon opts for country over his daughter who dies in the ambiguity of nationalism. In another work, Sophie’s Choice, novelist William Styron casts a Catholic mother in Nazi concentration camp to surrender one of her children, a son or daughter, to burn to ashes in the thermal terror of the gas chamber.

    Ajana’s choice did not carry such consequential weight, some may say. But he did. Imagine the model persona he could have invoked if he looked  the partisanship in the eye like the great Justice Salami a few years ago? He would have cast a backwater state like Kogi to the grand square of Nigeria’s moral drumbeat. He would have evangelised a version of judicial veracity from which many a dignified jurist has ducked away. It’s like the Abiku syndrome in Soyinka and Clark’s poems in which the child has to choose whether to stay or go, life or death, truth or lies, principle or fright, fear or courage. Ajana did not take the better side of Abiku.

    The choice was not a factor for the members of the Kogi legislature, neither was it for Governor Bello. The governor had failed in many areas, in economy, in infrastructure, in the rule of law. He failed the lawyer by not following the rule of law. He failed the sick with the hospitals on life support. He failed the civil servant who has had to assert life without the lifeblood of workers: the salary. Now, he failed the impossible: himself. By giving a nod to a panel to investigate the deputy governor, he committed a sort of career suicide.

    He saved himself like a phoenix, and he has his foot soldiers to thank. At the head of it was his speaker, Hassan Abdullahi. He had gathered his sheepish lawmakers in a secret chamber and within half an hour, they had declared deputy governor Simon Achuba a yesterday’s man. They must have been quick and voracious readers to gulp down the massive report and deliberated in so short an order. They must have the brains of gods to have exhibited such acuity of understanding and the nobility of deities to have established such depth of consent.

    They did that, though, in travesty like the ones that the Owu chief had bequeathed to us. Do we remember how a former Bayelsa governor was whisked from office? Remember the case of Plateau State when a half a dozen persons became a majority? We have made impunity a legacy of democracy and there is no way we can escape the blood trail in our democracy. Achuba is no one’s hero. As deputy governor, he was not with any powers, so he was unable to do much.

    That exactly accounts for why it was easy for the panel to set him free. He was not a criminal because the governor, in his monarchical impulses, did not empower him to be one. He was, as it were, sainted by the governor’s tight hold on authoritarian power. So, the heroes were not the politicians in this case. It was the panel that Governor Bello failed.

    Led by John Baiyeshea (SAN), the panel released its report to the public domain, and dissected the facts of Achuba’s stewardship. Like the Pontius Pilate, who echoed his wife’s nightmare, the panel said, they saw no basis for crucifying the deputy governor. But like the priests, the state legislators took it upon themselves to undermine substance and process, and impeached the fellow anyway. The speaker and his lawmakers have pitched an apocryphal line of argument that the panel was not expected to give a verdict. That was fuelled by their canine loyalty to Bello, not to conscience or truth, and obviously not to the constitution.

    We had a certain gang-up a few years ago against the cool-headed former governor of Nasarawa State, Tanko Al-Makura, when the panel found him guiltless. The state house of assembly knew it was over, and he rode into the sunshine. But it might be sunset for Achuba; it is the constitution that has the shadows of impunity all over its sanguine pages. The Nasarawa legislators were nobler than the unthinking conscience of the Kogi lawmakers.

    We must also say that by acting in secret they also borrowed a leaf from Edo State Governor’s men of political underworld who formed a quorum by capsising the definition of the law and made a fashion faux pas by appearing in shorts. Governor Godwin Obaseki’s endorsement of his lawmakers was akin to Governor Bello’s nod of Kogi impunity.

    Our democracy can learn from what Jesus told Pilate:”I have spoken openly to the world. I always taught in synagogues, and in the temple, where the Jews always meet, and in secret I have said nothing.” This is a paragon of openness and transparency for democracy.

    In the ongoing impeachment hearings on United States President Donald Trump, the Republicans have been stressing process over substance. It shows impeachment is always political. A good man may be a bad man, in the politics of impeachment. The definition of gross misconduct is values based, and it depends on the legislative mind-set and, therefore, partisanship. As John Milton writes in Paradise Lost, “The mind is its own place/ it can make hell of heaven and heaven of hell.” Governor Bello and his canine hooters spelt hell for the deputy governor.

    We cannot say that the chief judge did not know all of these narratives and their moral evocations.  Now Bello is on a political high. He is eminently unpopular, but he now has an intimidating war chest for his re-election bid. Many say with billions flowing in from Abuja he is guaranteed a return. It is a story of money over civic dissent, war chest flourishing over bad governance. But we don’t know yet.

    He has now paid salary backlogs, and he has amassed support from and knitted together a divided APC elite. The scent of money is making Bello a saint, suddenly. But the people have a chance to show whether democracy will this time canonise bad governance. History has shown that a genius in the politics of governance does not guarantee victory in elections. The polls require a different kind of politics. If Bello wins, it will, again, show how our people are a victim of the most cynical type of politics. But who to blame but the people themselves!

    Time, however, shall tell.

  • Of rains and roads

    Sam Omatseye

     

    WHAT we might have today in Lagos is a return to the singsong of childhood. The first of course is “Rain, rain go away/ come again another day…”

    But this is no child’s play. The roads in Lagos, in dips, pockmarks, potholes, gullies and sometimes craters, call for a way out of the ditch.  What many, especially the chief executive of the state, must cry for now is for the rains to come again another season. The country’s iconic city has crawled for close to two years with roads turning commuters into snails.

    Gradually, they scraped, then they dipped, then they potholed. Ordinarily, the government should have turned into a palliative mood, sending the works department into frenzy. But we had a city in which flyovers, bridges and big-project infrastructure took precedence over the basic work of governance like the old, boring road maintenance.

    So, Lagos was like a maiden or a dowager dressed in gorgeous satin, or Miss Havisham in Charles Dickens’ classic, The Great Expectations. The dress is benumbing, but the wearer is sad. So, we had the big project on the dowager but sores are all over the body, especially the limbs. Beautiful covering, but ulcerous legs. What a ghastly beauty. Ornament on a leper. Road sores; sour mood. Father plans for a big party, so the kids must starve for us to afford it.

    That was how the BOS of Lagos, Babajide Sanwo-Olu, met the city as governor. It turned out it was a rainy season. We had to see if the rains could let up. They didn’t. When it seemed they would, respite was a trap. Especially in August. The rains ran back, in torrents. It felt like flood by instalments.

    So, Lagos became sog capital. Vehicular traffic, the marker of infrastructure woes, thickened. One-hour journeys became three-hour odysseys. In spite of that, some work has been going on gingerly, but it had to be without doing major damage to an already capsized order. Even as this essayist put finger on keyboard, the window panes bear witness to a cloudburst.

    The clamour, though sometimes muted, has been for the governor to put the men to work, immediately. The pains are deep, man hours evaporated, profits washed away. Indeed, I said to a group of people, the palliatives are necessary, but how do you do that on a gully without making matters even worse? If you filled the bad roads on a major intersection, at I pm, and the heavens poured at 5 pm, we shall have to come again another day because the man hours, money, time expended would have been wasted away.

    It is like applying Panadol twice for one headache. The governor explained the point in his recent outing at The Platform, not TVC show, but the October 1 programme by the Covenant Christian Centre. But it is not the nature of the people to listen to such explanations. Governance is not about future to many. It is the fierce urgency of now, to quote Obama. The issue brings to mind the popular Yoruba song, “Ojo Maa ro/ Ojo maar o/ Itura loje,” (Rain keep falling/ Rain Keep falling/ You are a blessing.”

    No one burst into such rhapsody to the clouds in Lagos these past months. To demonstrate the flexibility and cunning of the Yoruba Language, those same words, can mean the opposite with a tonal twist. Ojo maa ro could now mean, Rain don’t fall.

    Such verbal craftiness reflects the ambiguity of the moment. So to approach the rains is like Shakespeare‘s words in The Hamlet, “To be or not to be.” This is the rain that gives us sustenance, water to drink, food to eat, even gravels and sands need water to nourish them, for roads and housing. In the Bible, rains symbolise blessing, but it also wiped out the first world.

    The governor has set out, as he has said, with an emergency on Lagos Roads. But emergency can create its own emergency, and that is why Governor Sanwo-Olu is making haste slowly. Emergency also means taking the most crucial intersections and arteries first, and this may lead at times to duplication if not handled with delicate wisdom. The Governor has made this clear if not in so many words.

    Patience is what it calls for. He is about to take over a sort of war zone. The roads were devastated as though Lagos was at war by his predecessor. So, to restore is looking like rebuilding. In some cases this is what it will look like. That means when it is , a furious speed will ensue. But for now we can follow what Chaucer wrote when he said, “patience is a conquering virtue.”

    In spite of all this, Lagos entry points still buzz. Many people are rushing into Lagos, not to visit, but to nest and thrive, to find job, brides, renew their and fine-tune ambitions. It is perhaps the first in the rankings in that that department in the world. It is testament to failed governance in the country. From east, west, south and north, Lagos is the big, bright Babylon, their city on the hill. It absorbs all, and that means more traffic, more pressure on the road, more potholes even when the rains do their own.

    Housing is becoming a big issue. The city cannot expand beyond itself, its boundaries. Rents are rising as the poor are rent. The master plans of the city, after being disrupted for four years, beckons for renewal.

    The budget the governor has sought is a mere N250 billion, which cannot handle the humongous appetite of the city for development. That is why Lagos still needs a special status. It is carrying the burden of governance in other states. Its journey to great status on roads requires rail and waterways transportation to soothe the burden of roads.

    The governor has vowed to do this, and we just have to take him at his words. No one should blame you for what you inherit, so long as your inheritors don’t blame you when you are done. That is the burden of legacy and the BOS of Lagos is up to the task.

     

    Who judges the Judges?

     

    ATIKU and company have brought a new dimension to the law. They have now become judges of judges. They rolled out a list of judges they want to adjudicate their appeal of the verdict at the Supreme Court. Lawyers say, in their Latinised fancy, that you cannot be a judge in your own cause. Atiku and his men want to upend the cause of justice by calling for who must sit on the bench. So, they want to determine the cause by determining the justices.  It is the judicial equivalent of double jeopardy. This is a first for a desperate coterie of politicians who should be scheming for the next cycle of the vote rather than labour over a vegetable case.

    If they have money to pay lawyers and a tribe of hangers-on advisers who would lap up cash for meaningless advice, Atiku is entitled to his own profligacy. But he should not turn our judiciary into a selection committee by a failing petitioner.

  • Three Acts

    Sam Omatseye

     

    ACT One: Father and son

    Venue: Kaduna, specifically, Kaduna Capital School.

    Characters: Malam Nasir El-Rufai, His son Sadiq, and the hectoring public.

    The story could begin at the beginning, but how can we determine that it all began on the day he registered his son, Abubakar Sadiq, as a pupil in Kaduna Capital School, or when he gave birth to the boy six years ago, or when he declared almost as a parody of government policy that once Sadiq came of age, he would enrol him in a public school.

    We might even say it started a generation ago when in 1957, the late premier of the Northern Region, Sir Ahmadu Bello, established the school as a boarding primary school as part of his strategy to breed a brainy army of northern resistance to face down the upsurge of an insolent South.

    So when the puny fellow with outsize ego took his son to the public school, he was first hailed, and then railed. The social media, ever irreverent, threw back cynical barbs at El-Rufai, the sort he is used to throwing at others. They say, oh, this could not be true. Then they learned, it was true, and gasped. They recovered and lashed out as though with facts. Leading the charge was his mortal foe, the big salary confessing, suicidal Senator Shehu Sani, who tweeted a storm. El-Rufai, he and his fellow foes asserted, had spruced up the school especially for his son. It was a case of a public school wardrobe as private, from dross to deluxe, and so the governor was only playing populism with his son.

    Was it so? Was it a case of a governor turning his son into a sort of Abrahamic sacrifice in education? If Abraham was going to put Isaac on a slab, was El-Rufai doing same for his son’s brain? Few took the time to go to the school, or even to ferret out the facts.

    But Kaduna Capital School is not a cult, nor is it a ghost lurking away from public scrutiny. Here are the facts. Yes, El-Rufai has spent about N195 million since he became governor to upgrade the school, and he has done so for quite a number of them, with Queen Amina Secondary College, gulping even a larger chunk of money. Is the school as good as the swanky citadels around in the country with state-of-the-art amenity? No, sir. Some classrooms have no seats enough for all the pupils, so late comers sit on the floor. The governor’s son shares a desk with three other pupils.

    As The Nation Reporter Abdulgafar Alabelewe has shown, his class has no air conditioner or fan, the toilet nondescript, no luxurious furniture. Some of his mates wear threadbare uniforms, so it’s a constellation crowd of the poor, neglected, middle class, redeemed al majiri, Christian, Muslim, not an elite stronghold. So, what is the point El-Rufai is making with his son who was not born in a Nigerian hospital? Why didn’t he enrol him in a primary school in Maryland, United States?

    Is it vanity of false humility? Is he a born-again patriot, is it a sort of oedipal disdain for his son? Or is it a devil-may-care feeling that he has many other children who have tasted it abroad, so he wants Sadiq here to buck the family trend? Is he a lab rat for him? Or is he going to give the boy a special lesson at home to undo the imperfections of the school? Is it part of a political ploy to stave off arguments of lack of patriotism against the political brass whose bodies are here but their souls thrive abroad? The hospitals, schools, holidays, et al, happen there. They make the money here, and the money remakes them abroad.

    Those who dismiss the Kaduna State chief executive that he did it for populism would have to prove it. But I am willing to forgive a populism that compels a government to renovate schools so his son can attend one of them. I don’t know of any governor in this era who has permitted himself the adventure of placing his ward in a school here. Ditto hospitals. If they make hospitals because of their sick children, at least the hospital will benefit all. It may be a cynical move, but I prefer it to withdrawing our money into a slush fund account in Honolulu.

    But if El-Rufai did it out of a pure mind, it reveals how the elites have rigged the system against themselves. If they mean well no one believes them. They have made everything bad and of low quality, so the prince is not trusted when he abides with the pauper, dross oozes beside deluxe. That is perhaps the great lesson of this father and son tale. That’s why what El-Rufai has done is revolutionary. No revolution bears a saintly army.

     

    Act Two: Father and daughter

    Scene: Government House, Asaba

    Characters: Governor Ifeanyi Okowa, daughter and critics

    The Delta State Governor called his daughter qualified, and that is the eternal truth. By appointing her an aide on government salary, he has abused the dignity of that office. He has appointed her to take care of the issue of girl-child. The question here is not whether she is qualified. The shame is that the governor thinks she is so qualified that no other person should have the job but his daughter.

    When the press and critics balked, he replied that he knows his daughter. But before that he became defensive, saying that it was just one of his daughters he gave the job, not the two, as though that was enough to canonise his nepotism. It is also the sort of monarchism that governors arrogate to themselves when they occupy the high chair. It is a Nietzschean moment, when a governor sees himself as a superman. That is why in our politics anyone can be anything so long as the governor says so. It is bad enough when it goes to a crony, but when it goes to a son or daughter, as we have seen so often in this democracy, it is a fly in the face of decency. Okowa has been a decent man in his public life until this moment. His daughter should not sully that image.

     

    Act Three: Governor and DPO

    Scene: State House, Alausa

    Characters:  Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu and Celestina Kalu

    Kalu, a divisional police officers, saw a robbery victim in the throes of death. Others abandoned the guy. She would not. She took him to the hospital and borrowed money to force the medics to care for him. The man survived. Kalu’s conscience was not the place of joy. The other was the heart of the state’s chief executive, The BOS of Lagos. He quickly responded, and gave her an award in the top chamber in Lagos State, the Executive chamber, and it happened in the presence of the media and members of the executive council.

    This is governance by compassion. The governor personally paid a visit to the victim, Friday Ajabor, and that must have given the victim and Kalu a jolt of peace. That is the human face, the ultimate colour of the soul.

     

     

    Jerry Boy, the soldier

     

    JEREMIAH Useni, a general who was in the Senate as though he wasn’t because no one knew he was there, wanted to be governor. He ran for the post. We looked for him on the platform of victory. Again, he wasn’t. He plotted desperately to torpedo the religious agreement to balance the ticket. He failed. Plateau State Governor Simon Lalong floored him, a humpty-dumpty fall of a general. He went to court.Lalong

    The tribunal ruled against him, especially because he did not even contest that he lost. He just wanted to be a governor in his hoary age. His wish was not granted. He now remembers that he was a soldier. I remember when I was a soldier… Remember that song? He said he is going to fight for the mandate because he is a soldier. Haba! This is democracy, not the days when he was a governor of my state, Bendel State, where he left nothing great as legacy. His first gubernatorial dossier does not recommend him for a second chance.

     

  • The good soldier

    An eyewitness  tells the story of a sprightly young man in the creek during the civil war. Ipoola Alani Akinrinade, then a major, saw a runaway Biafran. This kinrinade could not swim. But a sprinter he was. He would not allow the Biafran to escape. The squad was already conquered. But this Biafran would not surrender. Akinrinade asked him to stop. The man wouldn’t.  So, he pursued him in a race to the death, through the turns and traps and treacherous marshes of the bushes. According to the account of his fellow soldier, both pursuer and pursued darted out of sight. In his book, The Tragedy of Victory, General Godwin Alabi-Isama, recounts his astonishment when Akinrinade materialised with his fleeing quarry, arrested barehanded.

    In the quicksand and intrigues of war, Akinrinade might have been gunned down by a Biafran straggler the same way Adaka Boro fell. It was not only a testament to the man’s physical prowess but his mental acumen, a feat he demonstrated throughout the civil war. He evinced the full package of a man of war. He had physical courage, not only in the eye of battle as he conquered Aba, after others failed, but also in managing the tranquil tension of conquest. He showed strategy, advising Murtala Muhammed to foreswear his marabout whose counterfeit eyes foresaw victory instead of body bags for exposing men of the Second Division through the Niger Bridge. He also furnished Benjamin Adekunle (aka Black Scorpion) similar advice about the peril of attacking Owerri. Both commanders shunned his advice and many soldiers were cut to death in bungled forays.

    He manifested himself a man not only of wise daring, but also of wise counsel in his reflex as commander, as a natural leader. When Obasanjo took over from Adekunle and the Third Marine Commando derailed and lost momentum to Biafra, morale fell. Alabi-Isama complained and was redeployed to the Second Division in Enugu. Obasanjo often ran to Lagos under the guise of updating the headquarters on the state of the war. Akinrinade stepped in, inspired the trust and confidence of his fellow officers, and he took the destiny of the proceedings in his hands.

    Before Obasanjo knew it, Uli-Ihiala Airstrip symbolising the Biafran vertebral bone had fallen into Akinrinade’s hands. The famed Achuzia had to obey Effiong’s order to surrender to the lieutenant Colonel Alani Akinrinade. At that time, Obasanjo was on a wild goose chase elsewhere. Akinrinade inspired and perspired for victory. But when Biafra expired, Obj stood over the ruins and took over the surrender. One man builds, another occupies. The builder, Akinrinade and his men, were humble enough up till today not to boast of his triumphal soldiery.

    He is not a man of malice. After all Obasanjo did by ignoring advice and undermining his men after taking over from Adekunle, Obj was in trouble during the Dimka Coup attempt of 1976. Akinrinade knew that with Murtala Muhammed assassinated, Obj was next in line. According to Alabi-Isama’s account, Akinrinade decided to lay siege to Obj’s hideout in the home of Chief S.B. Bakare until the fog cleared and he ascended as head of state. In his My Command, Obj did not acknowledge Akinrinade’s heroics.

    It is in Obj’s character to be afraid to say thank you. It is what psychologists call the fear of gratitude. Somehow, he did not want Akinrinade to appear to have saved his life or played a role in his good fortunes.

    Hence, when Akinrinade turned 80 last week, Obj was absent in the roll call of attendees. The list was like a cultural pageant. Enter governors: Gboyega Oyetola and Kayode Fayemi; ex-governor Abiola Ajimobi, Oluwole Rotimi. Enter kings, Ooni of Ife, Oba Adeyeye Ogunwusi,  Alaafin of Oyo, the erudite Lamidi Adeyemi III, the Awujale  of Ijebuland, Oba Sikiru Adetona, et al. Of course, fellow generals like Alabi-Isama and T.Y. Danjuma. Enter friends; enter business men like Alex Duduyemi; enter socialites, intellectuals. Enter honour. Absent obj.

    Yet what few know about the latest octogenarian is his unassuming dignity. Handsome, spry and warm, he never draws attention to himself. He speaks with a debonair charm, smiles without the hauteur of a general, relates without the bruises of a war. If you saw him in a crowd, you would as quickly dismiss him as not a soldier but just a regular man with savoir faire, a sometimes ascetic oasis at public gatherings. Once in a while the warrior peeps out – a reflex of a spark in his eyes. Yet beneath this is an intersection of bonhomie and principle.

    The most interesting thing about his biography is how the soldier embraces the republican. In his tribute, Gen. Rotimi talks of his Damascus journey, a conversion from the soldier to an anti-soldier. Buhari has been credited with such Pauline conversion. But the democrat always cooed in Akinrinade, a reflex for consultation and cooperative action, not the instinct of fiat and orders often attributed to brutes and hectoring commanders. It was in that spirit he wanted to save lives of fellow soldiers by advising Muhammed and Adekunle against adventures in suicide. He was a good soldier, and while there he played the part. During the civil war, he captured Bonny, an important economic stronghold because of oil and the push to Port Harcourt.

    He is also a patriot. Hence he did not want to kill the runaway Biafran. The fellow, according to what Akinrinade himself told me, became his friend long after the end of the hostilities. He did not hate Igbo, hence he was a great soldier who did his duty in line with Poet William Yeats: “Those who I fight I do not hate.” Akinrinade the democrat was an easy switch if we recall that he retired early from the army at 42 because he thought the institution had lost its soul. He wanted an army of principle and patriotism. The army, as we now know, became a bedlam of rogues, scallywags and adventurers in avarice.

    A story is told also when during the war Akinrinade left his personal box in a room, but when he returned he saw two. The other was full of money from the paymaster. Rather than corral it, he raised hell and punished the paymaster before ordering him to return the money to Lagos. It is a different army that Akinrinade left at 42. He was in tents of war but a tenant of principle who would not neglect the tenets of honour. If he was a warrior, he was also a worrier for good of all.

    He became a democrat and committed professional suicide, fighting against the institution he helped to build. If he could not purify the army from within, he had to save the nation that gave birth to the army. Governor Fayemi noted in his tribute that the general funded the first set of electronic material for the pesky Radio Kudirat, showing he applied his life and treasure to freedom. His home was bombed in the NADECO days and he, a soldier, had to take shelter from the bullying of his juniors who had sullied the army and its high ideals.

    I asked him a few years ago why he had not written a book. He said many of his evidence were destroyed in the bombing incident, in which he nearly lost his child. He did not want to write without proof.

    In spite of that, we need him to pen something, or have something penned. He has too much integrity for his story to be frivolous. The records beckon; history pines. His narrative command will command integrity. Fayemi said with men like the general, 80 years is the new 50. His father died a centenarian, so his gene is promising for a book. So are the hopes of many who want his story.

  • ‘To secure, we have to love: herdsmen, kidnappers, Boko Haram and the climate of fear’

    It is also a story of economic hierarchy. The herders are not the owners of the cattle. Some of them are owned by shadowy big men, who encourage them to bring home the profits. So those who argue against the herdsmen also are pitching battles by proxy against the Fulani hegemon. It makes the matter even more complicated.

    The question of banditry has become another hobgoblin. Is the herdsman a bandit, or it is just the bandit masquerading as herdsman. If the herdsman was so busy trying to sell its cows, what time will they have to sell their cows if they lay ambush everyday on highways?  According to some analysts, the herdsmen exist who have always been with us. These men still occupy the farms and wreak havoc. They still want grazing fields for their animals. Yet, when we see them, we only see sticks. They don’t read. They don’t follow the fire and outrage of contemporary angst and debate. They just go about their businesses.

    But some say there are bad herdsmen, but most of the havoc we see come from bandits who have lost their way in the world. So, they live and die by killing and dispossessing the victims. According to recent reports of captured marauders, some of them are trained outside the country. They steal into the country through the borders. Yet, the reports show that they would not know their way around the country if they did not make companionship with locals. That is why the economic blends with the cultural. The Zamfara case tells us that it is essentially an economic matter.

    Zamfara State would, in a properly governed environment, be a near Eldorado with networks of highways, high-rises, shopping malls, a buzzing airport, the panoply of spinoff commerce, burgeoning cultural exports, et al. But it’s the hallowed ground of bandits and crude adventurers. It is the economic equivalent of a hoodlum’s paradise.

    Tied to this is the perception of the bandit crisis as class warfare. Take, for instance, the rage of elite kidnappings, especially in the north. The Abuja-Kaduna highway is now a thoroughfare of woe for even the Fulani elite. Those who say the bandit crisis is Fulanisation and Islamisation should answer why a governor, a minister, a permanent secretary, a money bag of the Fulani extraction would not travel that road with all the array of cars and security men. Rather they would huddle with others in the rowdy comfort of a train. The story is told of an imam who gave a pep talk in Abuja and told his audience that the Abuja-Kaduna expressway was safe. After his glowing delivery, it was time to return home to Kaduna. He did not hit the express. Rather his hosts escorted him to the train station. His faith was not tailored to his own soul, but to those he encouraged. Do what I say, but not what I do.

    Nothing demonstrates the confluence of class warfare and economic imperative than the issue of kidnapping. They have redefined the value of human capital. You kidnap a judge or a minister’s son, and that is a great investment in human resources. The return could be more profitable than drugs. Within hours, you can make as much as N20 million or N50million, or even more, depending on the opulence and desperation of the captive and their family. Why would the talakawa, who neither reads nor write, and who cannot earn with all his manic muscles more than N20 thousand Naira a month, neglect so great a financial salvation? Within a week, he can stun himself with enough to buy a new car and build a house and enjoy all the soft life and luxuries that Maigida has taken for granted. All he has to do is kidnap again. It becomes addictive. Any catch translates into a generational wealth in their eyes. He becomes a money-miss-road, dross in gold. So, to such gold diggers, they don’t see Fulani, they see Eldorado.

    In the northeast, the Boko haram flame has failed to abate. When it is not smothering lives in firestorms of surprise attacks, suicides bombs and all, it is smouldering in intermittent skirmishes. Yet, it all began with a class narrative. The poor under the cynical watch of former Borno State Governor, Ali Modu Sherriff, were used for elections and cast away. They needed shelter, food, and wives. A certain messianic creature known as Mohammed Yusuf provided them all these. All he wanted from them was his own version of Islamic piety. They are under the thrall of the man who gave them food. He works under what the Russian writer Fyodor Dostoyevsky designates as the triad of oppression. They are authority, mystery and miracle. These three weapons under a person’s command can make him a god on earth. That was Yusuf, and the founder of Boko Haram. After providing the Sheriff castaways with food, shelter and wives. He had made them his children, his urchins. As Dostoyevsky noted in his novel, The Brothers Karamazov, “anyone who can appease a man’s conscience can take his freedom.”

    With mystery, he gave them faith. With miracle, he gave them food, shelter, and all of that gave him authority.  To other classes of humans, food may not be miracle. To the poor who is hungry, especially the destitute, food and shelter are miracles from God. Again, as Dostoyevsky defines it, “In a realist, faith does not spring from miracle but miracle out of faith.” You define your own miracle.

    So, his followers now decided to strike. Was it about Islam? Well, yes, the extreme variant. But was it about class? Plenty. They brought down emirs, razed tony mosques, pillaged the markets, carted away the girls that would be brides to the rich, etc. They saw themselves not as evil people. They saw themselves as messengers of the Almighty, who loathed the moral squalor of the feathered class.

    Yusuf took away their freedom and gave them his own. They all want to be free to be terrorists. Philosopher Isaiah Berlin noted that freedom was not only about the classical idea of western liberal thought. Anyone can define it their way. As the Marxist wants his freedom, so does the terrorist, so does Boko Haram.

    Within the Nigerian state, we therefore see all of these clashes in the family. Each one wants a different definition of comfort and peace. In that ambience, peace is the major casualty, and where there is no peace, fear abounds.

    When Boko Haram was at its peak, the military brass backed by its Fulani elite waged a quiet genocide against the Kanuri. Anytime they saw a Kanuri gathering, or a kanuri traveller with their distinctive tribal marks, they were targeted for arrests, harassments and killing. The shoe, as they say, is in the other foot now. The targets are Fulani today. No one trusts them, including the Hausa. Even the elite Fulani suspects the talakawa up north. As Samuel Coleridge once noted, even “whoring brothers disagree.” So, we have created fear as an instrument of governance. It will take fear banishment and as sense of fairness for the fear to go.

    With each afraid of the other, we cannot stop banditry, or herdsmen crisis, or even Boko haram. We need a leadership of fairness and fearlessness. Is that not why the issue of banditry even in the southwest has become even a big problem. On the military level, why are we not using drones to target and isolate and knock out the hoodlums? Are they not living among us? Are they spirits?

    What did the former Borno State Governor Kashim Shettima deploy to flush out many Boko haram players from among the people? They were the Civilian JTF. They are the unsung heroes of modern Nigeria. We need drones as intelligence since the intelligence agencies in Nigeria have failed us. We need to create civilian equivalents of the JTF in the southwest and other parts of the country. Then the drones can track their hideouts, and the Air Force and soldiers can go to work. In short order, we can deal with the scourge. That is a short term solution to the herdsmen bugbear.

    After that, we can face the perennial issue of distrust. If we cannot stop it, it will haunt us, and the scourges will emerge in other dimensions.  We have to awake the right identities and paradigms for the future. That accounts for why the philosopher Rene Descartes said, cogito ego sum, “I think therefore I am.” In his own book of polemics titled, The Rebel, Albert Camus wrote, “I rebel – therefore we exist.” In his novel, Satanic verses” Salman Rushdie declares, “to be born again first you have to die.”

    So, it means we have to pursue a new birth and a new identity. Hence I titled this piece, “To secure, first we have to love.” That is love each other. It means a leadership of cooperative charisma beyond class and tribe and primordial loyalties. Or else we shall solve one and go into another problem. For instance, as Femi Falana has warned, the followers of Sheikh EL Zakzaky are fuming and growing. Is that the next bandit? Or cover for one?

    So, the problem is not in anywhere else but in us. It is because we fear ourselves.

  • Holy cow!

    Nothing demonstrates the state of our democracy at independence like the cow, and the drama in Ondo State. The episode hit everyone in the country like a jolt.

    The cows wanted to graze. The lush, green fields appetised the herds. The sky was soft and blue. Witnesses deny a cloudburst was in the offing. No one, not the herdsman, saw any omen in the heavens. They mooed and mulled to the mountain for a refuge of food and comfort.

    The gods thought otherwise. The locals warned, just as the custodian of the deity. It was forbidden ground, don’t go there. But temptation often overpowers the senses. The cow shall not live by words, but by every blade of grass that lodges in the jaw.

    Against the warning, they went. All 36 of them. It has a highland, close enough to the finger fury of the gods. Before they knew it, the sky opened with rage. Lightning flashed, thunderstorms roared, and all 36 fell. It was not like T.S Eliot’s A Journey of The Magi,  whose wayfarers knew “a cold morning they had of it/ just the worst time of the year.”

    The locals, and not a few Nigerians, believe the bovine tragedy was a case of divine revenge. The animals died. But the humans survived. Some have looked at it not from the scientific point of view. The study of geography shows that cows should be wary of grazing on mountains. One, it is close to the tempest of the sky. Two, they are often too exposed to get shelter, except trees which are actually traps of nature. You cannot avoid the storm by going under the tree. You should avoid the tree instead.

    Superstition or not, some have said, aha, this is the solution to the herdsmen crisis. Let us import the gods of Ijare Hills – sounds like Soyinka’s Idanre Hills – and send them to the farms of states of Plateau, Enugu, Nasarawa, Mambilla, Benue, et al, and dare the bandits.

    What happened was the spiritual equivalent of the abattoir. The bovine train did not need prodding. No lashes, no grumbles, no coercion. A Golgotha with a smooth trail. They mooed along of their own volition. The gods beguiled them to the pasture. A voluntary submission. They obeyed for the sacrifice. It was also different from the gas chambers of the Nazi era, where the Jews and Gypsies knew that it was death by incineration. When the gods struck, there was no mistake. The gods don’t shoot to miss. They fell all their targets. The spiritual abattoir is more to be dreaded than the familiar ones.

    Except that it is not the cows that the people loathe in the farmers-herders crisis. It is the owners, not the cows. After all, even the custodians or priests of the gods also crave the temptation of a cow meal. Yet, not a hair of the herder died. According to all reports, it is the herder who harasses. They do the reconnaissance, they wield the guns, they mow, maul and destroy. They simply lead the cows along.

    Here again, it is a story of how as a nation we always go after the wrong targets. We destroy what we should preserve. It is a metaphor of how we waste human resources, as we have done in the past 59 years. From day one, the prodigal has been our first principle. What have we preserved? Cocoa, groundnut pyramid, palm produce, rubber, crude oil, human talent?  As William Wordsworth noted in his poem, “The world is too much with us/ Getting and spending, we lay waste our powers.”

    But the herdsman is the proper Nigerian, especially the elite. We do not respect rules, or the rule of law. They were warned to stay away from the hallowed ground. But greed overrides propriety. Just as we have not followed the rules in mining our resources across the 36 states, so the 36 cows symbolise the states of the federation. All of them fall to meaningless squander. It is Illegal bunkering on crude oil and gangsters of mineral resources. In agriculture, it is corruption. We import to kill the local farmer. Let us look forward in hope to see what we shall make of the border closures, which I support if we can turn it into policy to galvanise local productivity.

    It is the same lack of respect for the rule of law that makes a Sowore to remain in detention in spite of court order, or Sambo Dasuki – no hero – to still squeak in silence. The herdsman is the elite. The cows, the masses of sort. When the storm comes, the elites have a way of escape.

    He is safe, and all he needs is to tap into resources and start again, with a fresh consignment for plunder, or recruit new people for his schemes. The herdsman here represents the Nigerian state, as well, who leads the people astray.

    They have no sense of justice, or vision to see what dangers lie ahead because they know that, somehow, they will always survive. The herdsman is no hero of his flock. He does not have the fidelity or empathy of Christ, who said if he loses one sheep he would leave the others and go after the lost one and make sure there is one sheep, one shepherd. Our leaders lead the flock to doom.

    It is a lack of vision, and that has flourished darkly in our lack of grasp of systems. We have debated whether we should retain the presidential or Westminster system, as though we have not tasted both. The parliamentary system led us to civil war and bloodletting of siblings. The supporters say it is cheaper. Bunkum. It is not the system that it is cheap or expensive. It is Nigerians that are spendthrift. Unlike the presidential system with many rules, the parliamentary system anticipates the good conduct of the practitioners. Good conduct is a casualty with Nigerian politicians. Take for instance, if Nigeria faced a knotty case like BREXIT,  the republic would have collapsed. But it is the level-headedness of the political elite in Britain that has maintained a brilliant chaos in the country. Ours led to civil war. The French, even the Russians, accept a mix, so that that the strong office of the president can rein in the parliament’s tendency to anarchy.

    The presidency was tested when Yar-adua took ill, and we almost lost this republic but for the intervention of a strong system the made us appeal to the doctrine of necessity. The parliamentary system would have given us a death warrant.

    The bovine episode also reflects the failure of the ecclesiastical order in the land. It is a land of worshippers, but not a land of progress. We believe but are not redeemed. The church leaders, Islamic clerics and juju priests have always been factors in our land, but they have never come through. Rather they leave us a mess, sometimes worse.

    Now, what is left of Ijare matter but stench. There is plenty of meat, but they are all rotten. The gods will not clear them. Locals are staying away because the frowzy air threatens their peace. The state government has nothing to do with it, but the locals want the government to clear them. Will they need special auspices from the gods before government workers can dispose of the dead cows? Even the traditional ruler visits it once a year and after special permission. We don’t want any tragedy in which lightning strikes the workers. It will need an extra dip into government revenue to clear the mess the gods have made.

    Of course, the locals fear diseases. It is not enough for the carcasses to fall in the wilderness. It is whether we can survive them.

    This is how we waste our wealth. At 59, Nigerian leaders have a cow lesson.

  • ‘To secure, we have to love: herdsmen, kidnappers, Boko Haram and the climate of fear’

    Text of a lecture delivered by Chairman, The Nation’s Editorial Board, Sam Omatseye at the Annual lecture of the Faculty of Arts, Ekiti State University, Ado-Ekiti.

    Barely ten years ago, the Nigerian geographic sweep did not weep with bumps or deeps, except the physical ones. When we traversed the country’s landscape, death traps were open to the eyes. They were the Lucifer without spirits. The death traps materialised as craters on highways, sharp, precipitous drops  like cliffs. We know why. They arose from near illiterate survey works, and corruption that deprived some roads of enjoying the full weight of expenditure, according to the budget. They were unmistakable as gullies, unnatural valleys, potholes, sharp bends, erosions, and more. They accounted for fear on the highways. You didn’t have to drive slow, or speed to the death to die. As a character in Shakespeare’s Twelfth Night put it, “care is an enemy to life.”

    Citizens died from collisions. They were of a variety sometimes craved now as the preferred option in a nation of sanguinary compulsions. Car-to car crashes, car-to-crater tragedies, trailers tumbling over fragile sedans, cars or buses sliding on mud-spattered paths into roadside ditches or bushes, or vehicles ramming into trees accidentally felled across the road, and so on.

    A few years back, a certain minister visited the Ore-Benin highway and she staged a rage of public tears. She bewailed the antediluvian atrocity of the structure. Humans – that is fellow citizens – found communion with wounds and fatal finalities on that fabled highway. I am referring to the former minister of oil, then of works, Diezani Allison-Madueke.

    Priests and imams prayed for wayfarers not to encounter death by the demons of bad roads or an ancient infrastructure.

    Today, it is a different story. Those plying some of the roads encounter bumps and deeps, but not just of the roads but of a vital part of their bodies: the heart. It is called palpitation. Death traps do not appear until you know them. Death traps are ghosts or spirits, bearing deaths and kidnapping. The highway menace is now two-fold. We fear the roads, the gullies, the valleys, et al. Now, we fear something infinitely more deadly: the brigand. We now fear and tremble, with bumps and deeps of the heart.

    Ten years ago, in another irony, it was safer when travelling from north to south. The traveller could sleep pacifically in the northern half of the trip, having no premonitions about highway robbers or killers or kidnappers. Now, the fear is more potent in the northern part than in the south. Once the travellers crossed the Middle-belt southwards, and entered such states as Edo, Nasarawa, Kogi etc, the eyes pop out in impotent vigilance. At night, the eyes are owlish. During daylight, the eyes are like owls in daytime. They are wide open but see nothing, until danger, ever lurking, pounces on them from the shadows. It does not pay whether you set out in the morning or at night. The journey will benefit from the prayer of one of Soyinka’s poems, that says, “You must set forth at dawn/ I promise marvels of the holy hour.”

    No holy hours now in the land. Demons frisk about at day, and like in Shakespeare play, Hamlet, “we are doomed for a certain term to walk the night.” The brigands who murdered sleep have murder and rapine awaiting the traveller every hour and at any turn.

    So, where did we get this problem, how did we become a nation that was not contented with the fatalities of the underdevelopment but now embrace the more spiritual, moral fatalities that some have now characterised as herdsmen clashes.

    Some have said it is a problem of ethnic suspicion. Some have chalked it up to poverty. Others said, it is merely the function of porous borders. A few have said it has been coming to us for decades, and the fatal ship only just arrived after a storm-tossed voyage. A few others say we have had religious fervour turned upside down, and that is what we get when we believe because, sooner or later, faith collapses into fanaticism.

    For those who say it is an issue of ethnic suspicion. They have their reasons. For instance, the Muhammadu Buhari administration has done little to project itself as an enclave none other than of tribal irredentists. Appointment after key appointment seems to present him as blindsided by his Fulani fidelity. His Kanuri appointees are seen not as Kanuris at heart but Fulani everywhere except in name and origin.

    But in spite of the outcry, it seems he hears only what his heart tells him. His heart beats only to the rhythm of his northwest origins, according to many of his critics. But it has been a nation of ethnic disloyalty, a fear of Nigeria as a nation. That accounts for why we hide under what the Yoruba call “Tiwa ni tiwa.” Our is ours. Let us recall an interview published in an online publication called The Niche with Professor Anya O. Anya, on the struggle for the June 12 actualisation.

    In the interview, Professor Anya recalled how the Yorubas and the Igbos had a handshake across the Niger, and formed what was known then as the Council of Unity and Understanding. Some of the key players included the great Pa Adekunle Ajasin, Ayo Opadokun, Segun Osoba, Ayo Adebanjo, and others from the southwest. From the east were persons like Ebitu Ukiwe, Professor Anya, and others.  The CUU did not anticipate the turbulence of the June 12 struggle and the maelstrom of the National Democratic Coalition or NADECO struggles.

    The group adopted Chief M.K.O Abiola as their candidate, and Theophilus Danjuma was also drafted into the field to include the Middle-belt. But once crisis hit the organisation, identity politics threatened to paralyse the body. It had happened when the body metamorphosed into NADECO after General Ibrahim Babangida annulled the June 12 polls in 1983.

    But the military had turned fierce and even bloody, clamping down on the media, opposition henchmen, civil society warriors, and students on the rampage. In responding to the annulment, the members of the group wanted to draft a statement to dissociate from the military move to nullify a democracy act. The Yoruba in the group thought that such a statement should include an ultimatum to the military government to reverse its position. The Igbo as well as votaries of the Middle-belt like General Theophilus Danjuma, thought otherwise. They saw such a move as perilous. Here is part of Professor Anya’s account:

    “But something happened that was to transform the nature of the NADECO that was formed. At one of our meetings, it was agreed that a statement should be issued, in that statement, there was one sentence that looked like an ultimatum to the government, I remember that Danjuma asked that the sentence be removed, Ukiwe also said the sentence should be removed and our argument was quite simple: that you are dealing with a military government and an ultimatum to a military government is a declaration of war. If they now decide to take you on, do you have the armament? Have you made the preparations?

    “So unanimously we agreed that the sentence should be removed but one of those things that happens in history, when the statement was published in The Punch, that sentence was still there. Of course, it upset some of us. I knew it upset Ukiwe and Danjuma.

    So, what happened? Why was the statement not expunged as agreed?

    “It turned out that after we had met, three people met again, all Yoruba, and decided that the sentence must be there.

    “I can’t speak for Ukiwe and Danjuma but I speak for myself. For me, it was a dangerous signal because what we were involved in, we were now going into a situation where any of us could be arrested, where it is even possible that any of us could be executed, the least you expect is that those people you are working with you can trust them, that whatever was agreed as our collective wisdom will be obeyed. That was dangerous because it means that you can get into an understanding and you go away doing certain things that was agreed and then the results will be different because some people are doing something else. So it undermined trust.”

    By this account, Professor Anya delineates what he saw as the metamorphosis of NADECO into a predominantly Yoruba force. This is the sort of suspicion that has eaten deep into the fabric of cooperation of the matter. In his recent book titled Battlelines, former Ogun State Governor Segun Osoba referred to the group, but he romanticised its virtues as a model of inter-ethnic harmony. But Anya saw it as a paragon of fear and distrust.

    All our stories of disaffection in Nigeria often start with the story telling. Who controls the narrative? Who is the better spinmeister? It is all about class and tribe and interests. The truth often is a casualty. The political scientist Harold Laski once asserted that “they think differently who live differently.” Those who describe Nigeria as a mere geographical expression find refuge in such episodes. The statement is credited to Chief Obafemi Awolowo, also echoed by one-time foreign minister Okoi Arikpo. But the expression is not original to the great Yoruba sage. The leading European Statesman Count Metternich said Italy was a mere geographical expression in 1814. It comprised a series of principalities occupying a space then known as Italian peninsula. This changed in 1870 when it became a single, harmonious nation.

    So what happened to the Igbo and Yorubas in the CUU that harmony melted into mistrust? It is the story of Nigeria. If we believe Professor Anya’s narrative, what shall we say? Was it that the Yoruba in the group thought the Igbo were cowards and did not understand the peril of June 12? Did the Igbo not understand that you cannot fight the military with kid gloves? Was it what the Yoruba were thinking? Were the Yoruba thinking in line with what Nobel Prize-winning novelist and absurdist philosopher Albert Camus enjoined when he said, “Better to die on one’s feet than to live on one’s knees?”

    If that was the position of the Yoruba, what was the need cohabiting with the Igbo? Why meet if they did not think there was a nexus for any such dialogue? Was it a case of Achebe in Things Fall Apart who turned Okonkwo as a tragic failure, who insisted on dying on his feet and lose rather than Obierika who insisted on living on his knees and compromise and ultimately surrender?

    Were the Igbo not right not to distrust a group that agreed during a meeting but went under cover to portray the wrong conclusions of the meeting? Does that portray the Yoruba in the group as capable of any sort of trust, or what the Yoruba call omoluabi? How, as Professor Anya noted, could the Igbo go into a fight with a person or group who jettisoned agreements. Did the Yoruba think the others were lackadaisical about the cause because Abiola was not their son, and so decided early on to conduct the duel with the military without the emotional or intellectual investment of the other tribes?

    At the bottom of this distrust is our perception of history and identities. So, it is such suspicion that has played out even in the resolution of the problem of resolving banditry in the country. But what is more important in the herders crisis is that it began, according to many analysts, in the ungoverned spaces. According to those who know, it is actually a battle between the Hausas and Fulani. This is a duo that have worked as two peas in a pod for over two centuries. It happened in the Zamfara State area where the Hausa, having been oppressed by the more prosperous Fulani, decided to lash back. It became a case of the Hausa who had since 1804 laboured under the lordship of the Fulani now taking back their pints of blood.

    Again we can also take our minds back to when the issue became a debate between those who wanted the herdsmen everywhere and those who did not care if they remained in the north. The argument was that they should be given ranches. You see, the argument for ranches could have been ordinarily unimpeachable. If the herdsmen had ranches anywhere, they would not wander into people’s farms, they would not have a reason to clash with locals because there would be no locals. But the question is not in the ranches. it is in the ranchers. That is our problem. We trust ranches but not the ranchers. If we don’t trust the ranchers, why would we live with their ranches?

    This takes us to our original sin? Distrust. We cannot work together even if we propound the best of ideas. In Plateau State, the Fulani arrived to the gusto of the natives’ welcoming arms. They were few then and that was decades past. They lived in harmony, but the population of the settlers grew. Then came the era of Ibrahim Babangida. He gave them a local government. They crowned their king, and suddenly, the concept of settler versus natives became a question of even constitutional dimension. They now had electoral legitimacy; they could vote and be voted for with enough numbers to tilt the election results against their hosts.

    Again, ordinarily, if we saw each other as neighbours, what was wrong with a people of so large a population seeking electoral legitimacy? After all, they came with their own culture and historical idiosyncrasies. How could they assimilate if the locals welcomed them while each maintained their individual characteristics?  Each group has their own values they compress to form culture. According to French writer and astronomer, Jerome Lalande,  values “most often represent a transition from facts to rights, from what is desired to what is desirable.”

    Remember this is the same Plateau where the popular Cock Crow at Dawn drama series flourished. The executive producer, Peter Igho, an Urhobo from Delta State, noted that the halcyon days that produced the drama no longer exists today. The same hosts now live in adversarial relationship with their hosts and claim proprietary rights over the landlords. That is what Governor Lalong has undertaken to douse by setting a template of harmony among the groups. To his credit, it has worked for most part, although we cannot rule out the eruptions of fifth columnists from time to time as we have seen.

    So, it was not that the Fulani could not have prospered without let. It was that suspicion grew when hegemonic forces came into play. Hegemony also comes because of a consciousness of a different identity from the host, and vice versa. The distrust of the Fulani by the locals grew because of the sense and perception that they (the Fulani) had grown proprietary wings.

    When the concept of RUGA took centre stage, many in the south said no. RUGA means the same as ranch. But it meant, according to those who know, a village in Fulani. It is a semiotic assault. They – that is the southerners – are not seeing them as merely a ranch but as a Fulani ranch. That killed the concept on arrival. The Plateau State Governor, Simon Lalong, tried to defrock it of its ethnic origin, by saying that a ranch by whatever name is a place where you breed animals for meat. That was clever but the politics of it puts semiotics over reality. Semiotics can also be its own reality.

    Yet there is a strong part of the narrative often downplayed in all these. It is the economic imperative. The herdsmen crisis has been posted as an economic issue. After all, the herders are selling animals, the customers are buying, and money keeps changing hands.

    Its supporters say the herder is not just an economic entity but a cultural one. Herding is their way of life. The herder has an almost ineluctable spiritual connection with the cow. So, the cow is not a totem; it has close to a totemic bond with its owner.

    But the economic factor stands. They have to eat to live to care for their animals. The reason the south has to accommodate the crisis in the first place is that if they hate the herdsmen they still love the cows. They need it for meat, for protein, for the big parties and assurance of a healthy life. They love the meat, if they think the herdsmen mean. If they must beef the seller, they must not beef the beef. Here lies the economic dilemma.

    cont’d – ‘To secure, we have to love: herdsmen, kidnappers, Boko Haram and the climate of fear’

     

  • Thinker. Worker. listener

    THE supporters of Abdullahi A. Sule may be gloating over his recent victory at the tribunal over his rival at the court. The double A governor just felled his challenger to the high seat of governor of Nasarawa State.

    But the fellow has also fascinated this writer as a few we have seen in the past, also a few in this dispensation. The man stands as a crossroads between the politician and the technocrat. In this era, we have another who I call the BOS of Lagos, Governor Babajide O. Sanwo Olu. His acts are starting to arc like rainbow over the city. In earlier eras, we had Babatunde Raji Fashola (SAN), the then governor of example and now the Trojan of works.

    But unlike Fashola and Sanwo-Olu, Governor Sule soared into politics from the summit of corporate Nigeria. Fashola and Sanwo-Olu rode formidable credentials but they happened on the political ring as uppercuts. Governor Sule anticipated the ring as a chest-beating wrestler. Yet, because he is from Nasarawa State without the neon lights and firmaments of the big city, some Nigerians will need to know that he is as good a technocrat as they came.

    His predecessor, the amiable Tanko Al-Makura supported him ahead of the other contenders in his APC. That was because he knew what few knew. Many Nigerians find credentials boring. They may be bored to learn that though they call him engineer, he is actually one. He did not pass a mere technical exam and arrogated it to himself like many of such ilk who pass off as engineers in a society that bows to titles. They will know that he gained his first degree in mechanical technology and his master’s degree in industrial technology from the Indiana State University in Terre Haute in the United States.

    But technocrats do not come in one package. A Godswill Akpabio is different from a Timipre Sylva, or a Sanwo–Olu, but technocrats are becoming an important part of modern democracy. The conflict, however, will continue to stalk governance and democracy in the near future as it has since the invention of the term and concept in 1919.

    The question has been whether the people’s mandate should take precedence over the efficiency of the unelected. Philosophers and sociologists have pondered this over generations. Saint-Simon, with an eye to a socialist nirvana, advocated a society where the politician would be flushed out of relevance by the cold-eyed efficiency of the technocrat. Daniel Bell, a capitalist roader, echoed Saint-Simon but for a different sentiment. Others like Thorstein Veblen want a match. They want a Sule to be in politics. Because Sule, who few know also trained as a firefighter in Texas, worked his 35 years that concluded with two boring distinctions. The first was the opportunity to save an oil behemoth from a humpty dumpty fall.  The firm AP Plc was looking at oblivion with a negative balance sheet of over N22 million. As chief executive he did not only give it first aid, it bounced to a surplus share capital of N5 billion in July, 2006.

    A year later, Aliko Dangote, always with an antenna for talent, head-hunted him in 2007, to be the managing director of the Dangote Sugar Refinery PLC but by the time he left for politics in 2018, Dangote trusted him to run his entire business empire as group managing director. Very boring indeed!!! Or indeed?

    Politics is exciting. It is like the fatty thigh in the soup. Technocracy is like the salad. Salad is boring. But we shall die of boredom without a few fat calories not only on our taste buds but also in the blood. Some technocrats have done well in politics. Some of them have acted as naturals like Asiwaju Tinubu, David Mark, Abiola Ajimobi. They are not without their Achilles’ Heels, though. But they don’t come in great numbers.

    But a politician who is not a good technocrat has no place in governance. Hence Aristotle suggested that no one should go into politics until they are forty years old and must have crested their professions. Politics is serious business and it is where the people say what they want and their listeners, the leaders, shepherd their desires. I don’t always agree with Aristotle on the politics of age, although his heart is in the right place. Ajimobi became senator after he headed one of Nigeria’s top conglomerates. He told me, as I recorded in his book, that he wanted to reach his acme as a technocrat before following the path of his father who was an Action Group force in Ibadan.

    What kind of a technocrat Governor Sule will be in politics is beginning to show in his first 100 days. He is beaming as a nurturer. While he wants to follow the path of all responsible governors who would not abandon a predecessor’s project just to stamp an individual imprimatur, he is showing he wants to train as a means of empowering. He is not one to make a nanny state, where all depend on government handouts.

    Governor Sule is focusing on training across the strata. He is doing that while giving many sewing and grinding machines to the youth and women, and setting up training schools in the state. But he knows he must do that in the context of a bigger picture like constructing technology innovation hubs. He has set the tone for the old by paying pensions, a thing that might smite Okorocha. He has deviated from the self-indulgent tone of many who set up airports for ego. Rather, his is a cargo one, focusing on commerce and economic empowerment.  Whether it is solar energy, of building rural roads, or intercity infrastructure, he is proving why he healed AP Plc and Dangote fished for him.

    It is still early days, but he has seen himself as a uniter in spirit, a man who sees no contradiction between Islam and Christianity, having grown up a Muslim but attended a Catholic school. This is the skill that he will have to bring into play to make the technocrat in him into a mandate, not just in polls but in the people’s heart.

    For a technocrat to succeed in politics, he has to bring a sort of drama into his acts. Awo began as a great politician. He ended a statesman who was more of a technocrat. That accounted for his inability to expand his base beyond his home region. He is Nigeria’s best leader ever. But he was a statesman first, which is the best virtue. As James Clarke noted, “a politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.” That was Awo. For me, the technocrat thinks of the next result. The virtue of the technocrat is impatience. They are managers in a hurry. That’s why men like Fashola and Akpabio were hailed after five years. But they would have flunked without the first of all virtues: political education. They knew the pulse on the streets. That’s why we cannot all agree with Plato, who applauds only the philosopher king.

    We need the thinker first, then the worker, then the listener. As the Prophet Isaiah said, “here a little, there a little.” This three-part goal is what Governor Sule is cultivating. So far, so good.

     

    Wilderness men

     

    THEY are everywhere. Young and middle-aged men like bush men. Their faces are drowned in bush. It enjoys no trimming or shaping, they are nature let loose on the wilderness. They see themselves as virile. I hear they do it to advertise their male significance as able men. Before it used to be a figure of a different kind of virility, not of male trouncing the female, but of men in holy, robust worship.

    The Muslim clerics still do it. The Jewish rabbi does that to distinguish his piety, his surrender to the ecclesiastical call. Graphic representations of Prophet Samuel and Abraham show them in holy beards. In Leviticus, the law encouraged it to distinguish God’s people from others. These days it is profane and superficial. It is not to show holiness, but the exact opposite.

    It is a projection of insecurity, also an admission that other than their beard, they have nothing to offer. It is an advertisement of impotence by other means. If they must wear those beards, let them be shapely or elegant. It also reflects an age of superficial joys, where inner beauty counts less than outward extravagance.

    The liberality of their beards may on the surface portray the liberalism of the age, but it does little to promote virtue. Rather it is a Freudian display of manhood.

  • The Cow and Cowry

    IN the beginning was the land, and the land was with the people and the land was god. No one up till today, in spite of the sophisticates of technology and commerce, has been able to do it in. It has duelled men and with men, and men with it, and there is no effort that people ever made that was without the land.  When we fly, we come down to it alive, lame or dead; or when we paddle through roaring waters, we berth for peace. When it is all over, it has never lost appetite to swallow and digest the end of all flesh.

    It is the light of society even when we try to make light of it. Out of it we feed, on it we walk, from it we fly, for it we war and worry. Also, we make routes and in Nigeria, it has had its own tumults called the herdsmen and farmers.

    With a new government policy, it seems we are making peace with the land. It is perhaps the cowry, the mystique to cow the herd. When the idea was first propounded, the earth shook. They called it RUGA, and the storm was the name, not the idea. Or shall we say the name was the idea. RUGA is an Hausa word, and if it meant anything to those who did not like it, it was that the Hausa-Fulani in high places wanted to take over southern communities.

    Who would not think so when the whole idea was to call them RUGA in Kano and call them RUGA in Sapele or Onitsha. Did the locals not have their language? It came across as a hegemonic gambit and frowned at by those who did not call farm or cattle in the Hausa language.

    Meanwhile, Vice President Yemi Osinbajo was at the head of another project known as the National Livestock Transformation Plan (NLTP), and had to scramble to dissociate himself from RUGA. It became a name-tainting gamble to stand in Abuja and be tarred with the RUGA brush. Not I, said the vice president as though an echo of the bird in Wole Soyinka’s Death And The King’s Horseman.

    RUGA signified a ranch, but once you called it RUGA, it was a Hausa-Fulani ranch. Language can make the difference between war and peace, joy and suffering. It is a project of power. Literary and political theorists like Michel Foucault call it the rhetoric of discourse. It was language nationalism, and it is a sentiment that can change a meek man into a warrior.

    So, President Muhammadu Buhari cancelled it. So the Osinbajo project, working with others, became the saving face. But it was a project the north wanted, and the north only. Another man who had to confront the bear is the governor of Plateau State who is also the chairman of the Northern Governors Forum. It became clear that Governor Simon Lalong would have to expand his affairs as governor to the tempest of the region.

    But Governior Lalong now abides as governor in a relatively quiescent time, having confronted the apocalypse of the herder’s menace. He had set a template that made Plateau an oasis when others burned. Then the template fell into error from sabotage and it quickly found it feet after many dead. His solution, an envy and copycat of some neighbouring states, makes a case for him to lead his fellow governors at this time of unease in his region. As they say, cometh the hour, cometh the man.

    As one of the key figures working on with the vice president on NLTP committee, he had to bring the experience of the mechanics and politics. When he agreed on bringing ranching to his state, some forces opposed because they saw it has Fulanisation. But what he was doing was to revive a dead project long before he became governor. In fact, the existence of reserves dated back to the military era, to the colleagues of Jeremiah Useni, who got flunked in the last governorship polls.

    He had set up a 12-man committee headed by Prof Ochapa Onazi and members that included traditional rulers, Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) and Jama’atu Nasril Islam (JNI), as well as civil society organisations. This group recommended ranching. They were to revive the eight reserves in the state. But it turned out the army had appropriated the lands and only two reserves at Wase and Kanam survived the onslaught.

    The new project will encompass not only cows but also hens, goats, cocks, pigs, et al. It is a new way for peace, if we are ready for it. What this means is that herders don’t have to go about from place to place. Their cows will not moo into farms and munch the riches.

    If this works, it will be a historic shift. If the herders see their nomadic life as not only economic but also cultural, the NLTP project is fundamental, at least in the north. So what happens to the cattle and the argument that the cow cannot survive anything but a nomadic life. Obviously, it made no sense. The cow can be sedentary. It can sit, mull and moo.

    The cow will not mystify the grand poet John P. Clark, who in his famous poem, Fulani Cattle, wondered “what secret hope or knowledge/ locked in your hump away from man/ imbues you with courage/ so mute and fierce and wan/ That, not demurring nor kicking/ you go to the house of slaughter?”

    With Prof Osinbajo and Lalong working together, shall we not see this as the first major seed in putting to an end the suspicion? We still need to know the details. How is it going to be funded? Governor Lalong says it will be piloted by the federal government but it is essentially a local affair. Ironically the whole story started in the Jonathan era, and it had budgeted N100 billion. The Plateau State Governor clarified that the Buhari administration did not allocate N100 billion towards the dream.

    Peace is the first condition for prosperity. Governor Lalong with his colleagues just launched a mall in Kaduna as part of the effort to turn the north into post-crisis place. But Lalong knows that this is no easy venture. His experience in Plateau knows that to reconcile, you must watch. If he has been able to do it in Plateau, he has the challenge to do it all over north, especially with the bandits abroad in bushes and highways. the goons are rattling Governor Masari of Katsina State who heads the committee whose report is expected soon on security.

    The northern crisis has lingered too long. Lalong seems poised for success. So are all Nigerians.

     

    The Old man at Sea

     

    TO be old in Nigeria is to bleed and die alone. That explains the pensions system. It is tragic that most states are not interested in the lives and welfare of our senior citizens. Barely a third of the states pay pensions in the country. Rochas Okorocha, for all of his noise and flamboyant talk, has not been able to deny the charge that he did not pay pensioners when he was in office, even though he still would not yield government properties. For 77 months most of them did not get paid. Governor Emeka Ihedioha is undergoing a biometric investigation of those who are really elders. Preliminary report shows that there are ghost old men and women. Governor Ihedioha wants to know them and start payment immediately.

    His team is taking the data and combing everywhere. Old men should not be taken for granted. Gone are the days of communal joy when the old depended on the young. The rise of the city with individualism has alienated our senior citizens. They can hardly feed or enjoy healthcare. Hence the playwright, Tennessee Williams noted in his play Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, that “you can be young without money, but you cannot be old without money.” Kudos Ihedioha.