Category: Ogochukwu Ikeje

  • Is there no more decorum in Taraba?

    Has civility deserted Taraba State, especially its leaders? Since late last year there has been pretty little to lift the spirits of the people, and so much to ache them. First, about 10 months ago, Governor Danbaba Suntai’s aircraft crash-landed, leaving him between life and death. Immediately an unhealthy and unnecessary controversy swept into the incident. Initial reports said Suntai, a pharmacist who also qualified as a pilot, was flying the I’ll-fated aircraft. Another report emanating from the governor’s camp denied that position. Now, virtually every account agrees that the Taraba leader was in charge of the small plane on October 25

    Did it matter? Yes. Public officers are entitled to some privacies but their health does not fall under such entitlements. Infirmity is no respecter of persons but the more open and forthcoming the afflicted public officer is the easier it is for the people to stand by him in his time of need. Besides, openness and truth show the respect the indisposed leader has for the electorate.

    In Taraba this was not the case, but things were to get worse. No sooner was the injured governor flown to Germany for better medical care than the structures that supported his administration were pulled out in a matter that many read to be the ambitious machinations of Deputy Governor Alhaji Garba Umar. Everywhere, and especially in traditional African societies, ill-health is viewed gravely and with positive concern; it is scarcely exploited for selfish ends. In Taraba of our day things are different. In all this, where do you picture the people who supposedly elected these leaders into office? I imagine they must be agonising as the subject of ill-health is turned into a platform of manipulation and subterfuge, if not outright political war.

    Now, 10 months after that fateful crash, Suntai’s return on Sunday has only worsened the bad blood running in the state, not only to the discomfiture of the Taraba people but also the horror of every Nigerian. Yes, he needed to be assisted out of the aircraft. And, yes, it made the headlines, and why not? The media has an obligation to report fact. If Suntai returned with a limp, say, reporters must report it, but his apparent frailty should not be a potent weapon in the hands of ambitious Taraba politicians. That Suntai needed help to debark from the aircraft in Abuja should not dampen the joy and excitement of his return. That the governor survived the crash should trigger happiness across the state, including the camp of the most ambitious politicians in the state.

    Suntai has also sent a letter to the state House of Assembly formally indicating his return and intention to resume duty. That was what the law required but upon receiving the letter, the leadership of the fractured House launched into fresh subterfuge disguised as protocol or due process. They said Suntai would not return to office before they had deliberated on the letter. After reading the governor’s letter, they said Suntai did not write it and that his signature was forged. When he addressed them, they said the manner of his speech was even more evidence that the governor was not fit to govern.

    In those 10 months of Suntai’s absence, the deputy governor who has been in acting capacity may have discovered a few sweet things about the office and is probably finding it difficult to back off as his boss returned. He may not be working alone; a report suggested that House Speaker Haruna Tsokwa will be happy to be number two to Umar, with Suntai out of the picture.

    This is as disgusting as it is befuddling. To start with, it is no business of Tsokwa and his gang if Suntai did not personally write the letter transmitted to the state House. He could dictate it. He could instruct someone else to write it, provided its content conveyed his desires.

    Finding much of the executive council disagreeable, Suntai sacked it, going ahead to also appoint two key officers, the Secretary to the State Government and his Chief of Staff. But that was what his deputy Umar needed to unmask his ambitions by promptly urging Taraba people in general and the sacked officers in particular to disregard Suntai’s directive. Tsokwa himself has told the governor he is unfit to govern and that he should return overseas for further treatment until he regained full health.

    How uncivil and indecorous can things get in Taraba?

    Some have questioned, even pooh-poohed the Tsokwa gang’s actions in their bid to turf out Suntai but there is still another unsettling dimension of the governor’s opponents’ judgments. They arrived at the conclusion that Suntai could not govern simply because, as they claimed, his manner of speech did not betray any impressive well-being. This is ridiculous. Suntai was away for 10 months under the expert eyes of probably the best physicians available. If they cleared him to go, Tsokwa and his co-conspirators are therefore unfit to declare otherwise.

    The anti-Suntai camp is making some disguised allusions to the Yar’Adua scenario but the facts and circumstances are not the same. The late president was not seen at all, or heard. The Yar’Adua cabal was brazenly manipulative and was widely condemned. In Taraba, the anti-Suntai forces are simply operating beyond the realm of reason and decorum.

  • Why Mt. Obasanjo erupts

    He makes headlines. This Wednesday was no exception. The papers hit the streets with Chief Olusegun Obasanjo’s outburst at a number of Nigeria’s public figures whom he effectively dismissed as failures. Former Delta State Governor James Ibori was one of them. So was ex-governor of Bayelsa State Diepreye Alamieyeseigha, as was former Speaker, House of Representatives Salisu Buhari. Ex-governor of Edo State Lucky Igbinedion was another, as were former Vice President Atiku Abubakar and ex-governor of Lagos State Bola Tinubu.

    In age Obasanjo categorized them as the younger generation. In governance or leadership he dubbed them failures, lacking in morals and integrity. As he named them, he took a bit of time to hint at their ‘sins’ and their ultimate comeuppance. The former president started by drawing some comparisons.

    “During my administration as president, we had some people who were under 50 years in leadership positions. One of them was James Ibori; where is he today? One of them was Alamieyeseigha, where is he today? Lucky Igbinedion; where is he today? The youngest was the Speaker, Buhari; you can still recall what happened to him. You said Bola Tinubu is your master. What Buhari did was not anything worse than what Bola Tinubu did.”

    Obasanjo was speaking on Tuesday at a forum in University of Ibadan.

    On Wednesday morning it was the headline, and predictably, many have returned fire. Some dismissed the Egba chief as impertinent and meddlesome, preferring to spot the speck in other people’s eyes while paying no attention whatsoever to the log in his. Others pointed out that, as lawyers say, he had no locus standi to point the finger of accusation on the people he named as failures. As performance goes, Obasanjo was told that he was not qualified to criticise those he picked on, being no better than them.

    What I find puzzling about the man is his logic and generalisations. His current exertions betray a conclusion that anyone below 50 years is unfit for public office. Judging from his Ibadan salvos, Obasanjo tended to suggest that Atiku and others failed because they were young or younger than the former president and his generation.

    This is worrying. How old was Obasanjo himself when he became Head of State? As a renowned traveller, he surely would have shaken presidential hands younger than 50. I am sure he will remember that Bill Clinton made it to the White House at age 46. Barack Obama was inaugurated president at 48. What about David Cameron? What is it about youth that Obasanjo does not like?

    There is another interesting side of the man: his eruptions. If there is anything we remember him for, it is his penchant for picking a fight. And he does it to such great effect, throwing his weight and his words into it. He has battled Atiku. He has tackled President Goodluck Jonathan. He has locked horns with IBB. There are many, many others, and each time, he comes to the battle line with weighty accusations, dismissing his opponents and making them look small and inconsequential, especially to him.

    What gives Obasanjo such confidence and airs? Why is everybody else wrong and he alone right?

    In truth, he knows that we adore him perhaps even more than we hate him. We search hard and long to find something great his administration left for Nigerians, yet the impression is too often created that he holds the compass to our destination. As the state governors’ crisis persists, worryingly, Obasanjo has been reported as the man to foster the much-needed peace and unity. It has also been said, according to reports, that he is the man to dissuade First Lady Patience Jonathan from meddling in state governments’ affairs, especially Rivers’. Even the feuding governors themselves have reportedly blamed their plight on the former president, whom they accuse of abandoning their party and leaving it rudderless. I read something that amounted to saying, ‘All this calamity would not have befallen the party if Baba had not looked away’.

    Curiously, even the international community seems to believe that Obasanjo is not only a beacon in Nigeria but is also indeed the light in the rest of Africa. How many times has he been begged to mediate in crisis beyond Nigeria? And how many times has the man gladly obliged? Obasanjo has shown up in East Africa. In Ghana Obasanjo has appeared to teach them to conduct free and fair elections. In Senegal, where Abdoulaye Wade, then 86 years old last hear, was angling to return to office a third time, much to the anger of his people, Obasanjo also materialised to shape things up. Beyond Africa, Obasanjo is still wooed.

    Why shouldn’t Mt. Obasanjo erupt?

  • Dodgy lawmakers versus sleepy electorate

    Current distractions at the national and state Assemblies point to one ultimate question: are our lawmakers the problem of the country or is it the electorate who reportedly voted them into power?

    Now, it has become quite clear that among decent folks making laws at the state or national levels, there is a frightening number well-disposed to everything shameful, uncivil and retrogressive. Rather than make laws, they break them. Rather than talk things over, they fight over things. Instead of canvassing superior arguments, they resort to clenched fists and weapons. They place brazen selfish-ambition over enlightened self-interest. They have blood on their hands but it is all the same to them. And they are all in the revered legislative assembly, all honourable men and women.

    But there is another side. Who took them to the otherwise hallowed Assembly?

    For much of the week, senators and many Nigerians have been distracted by the developments at the Senate. In the course of the processes of tweaking the Constitution, 85 out of 101 senators voted to remove Section 29 (b4) from the laws. By the way, that section gives a married lady, even if she is below 18, the right to renounce her citizenship of a country. Their reason for pursuing this line of action is that a lady below 18, at least in the eye of the law, may be mentally immature to understand or handle such matters as citizen renunciation. Their perception chimed with anti-early marriage activists who point out that there are health, social and other risks attending early marriages, and so should be discourages.

    There were a few who held back their votes but in the words of Senate President David Mark, “there was hardly any dissenting votes but once it got mixed up with so many other issues, (the senators could not) get the required 73 votes” to expunge that section of the Constitution.

    Senator Ahmed Sani Yarima of Zamfara State played a key role in mixing up the proceedings with those “other issues.” He and a band of protesters he apparently inspired, managed to halt the larger body in their tracks. Yarima’s thesis was that removing that section of the Constitution was anti-Islamic. He was trying to stir a religious storm by inferring that marrying underage girls was fine by every Muslim and that the intended excision of Section 29 (4b) from the Constitution was an attack on Islam. That is not true.

    That “blackmail”, as Mark called it, cost the Senate a lot. Many, including organisations overseas, said the Nigerian lawmakers had made a law legalising child-marriage. On these shores, criticism poured in, too, forcing the Senate president to make a statement. Addressing a team of activists, some of them renowned national leaders who denounced the outcome at the national Assembly, Mark said: “There was and there is still a big misunderstanding of what the Senate is trying to do. We are on the side of the people. That was why we put it that we should delete it; that is what the people want. We, in fact, were the first to take the step in the direction of deleting it. It didn’t go through because of other tangential issues that were brought to the floor of the Senate that are totally inconsequential and unconnected…A religious connotation was brought into it, it became a very sensitive issue. You must agree with me that in this country, we try as much as possible not to bring in issues that involve faith to this chamber.

    “I think the bottom-line is when people get sufficiently educated, we can do a rethink and if the Senate agrees, we can then go back and see whether we can get the required number once more, because that is the solution.”

    As governor, Yarima was the first to introduce Sharia in the North. In 2010 he reportedly brought home a 13-year-old Egyptian bride and was roundly criticised for it, though he denied the young woman in question was that young.

    Others including fellow Muslims have pointed out to the senator that his latest exertions are selfish and not in any way in the interest of Islam. Yarima does not need any reminder that many societies, even in non-Muslim countries, have seen the risks and dark sides of early-marriages and are changing their habits. The well-travelled former governor should know that several Muslim countries have put the health and well-being of their citizens and nations first and pegged the age minimum age of marriage at 18, even as they will not trade their faith for any other.

    Cases of VVF or vesico-vaginal fistula are consequently and needlessly widespread in the North, and otherwise enlightened leaders like Yarima should have been leading the campaign against such preventable diseases. The Senate would have been an ideal platform to campaign for a better deal for the North’s children and help them be the best they can be. But, clearly, Yarima has no such visions or persuasions.

    Sadly, there are many like him who are driven by wild passions. Some time ago, we found that some of our lawmakers were seeking to legalise gay relationships, even marriages. Thankfully, reason prevailed and their intentions were shot down. Still, it points to the fact that some people were sent to the legislature to do nothing but drag the country and its people back several centuries.

    That leads to an even bigger question. How do these sort of dodgy people get into the legislature? Do we vote them in, knowing they have very little to offer? Or are they still being imposed on us as their predecessors used to be?Or do they play the good boys and good girls long enough for us to take them where they want to be, only for them to shed their innocent garb and put on their true wear?

  • Dodgy lawmakers versus sleepy electorate

    Current distractions at the national and state Assemblies point to one ultimate question: are our lawmakers the problem of the country or is it the electorate who reportedly voted them into power?

    Now, it has become quite clear that among decent folks making laws at the state or national levels, there is a frightening number well-disposed to everything shameful, uncivil and retrogressive. Rather than make laws, they break them. Rather than talk things over, they fight over things. Instead of canvassing superior arguments, they resort to clenched fists and weapons. They place brazen selfish-ambition over enlightened self-interest. They have blood on their hands but it is all the same to them. And they are all in the revered legislative assembly, all honourable men and women.

    But there is another side. Who took them to the otherwise hallowed Assembly?

    For much of the week, senators and many Nigerians have been distracted by the developments at the Senate. In the course of the processes of tweaking the Constitution, 85 out of 101 senators voted to remove Section 29 (b4) from the laws. By the way, that section gives a married lady, even if she is below 18, the right to renounce her citizenship of a country. Their reason for pursuing this line of action is that a lady below 18, at least in the eye of the law, may be mentally immature to understand or handle such matters as citizen renunciation. Their perception chimed with anti-early marriage activists who point out that there are health, social and other risks attending early marriages, and so should be discourages.

    There were a few who held back their votes but in the words of Senate President David Mark, “there was hardly any dissenting votes but once it got mixed up with so many other issues, (the senators could not) get the required 73 votes” to expunge that section of the Constitution.

    Senator Ahmed Sani Yarima of Zamfara State played a key role in mixing up the proceedings with those “other issues.” He and a band of protesters he apparently inspired, managed to halt the larger body in their tracks. Yarima’s thesis was that removing that section of the Constitution was anti-Islamic. He was trying to stir a religious storm by inferring that marrying underage girls was fine by every Muslim and that the intended excision of Section 29 (4b) from the Constitution was an attack on Islam. That is not true.

    That “blackmail”, as Mark called it, cost the Senate a lot. Many, including organisations overseas, said the Nigerian lawmakers had made a law legalising child-marriage. On these shores, criticism poured in, too, forcing the Senate president to make a statement. Addressing a team of activists, some of them renowned national leaders who denounced the outcome at the national Assembly, Mark said: “There was and there is still a big misunderstanding of what the Senate is trying to do. We are on the side of the people. That was why we put it that we should delete it; that is what the people want. We, in fact, were the first to take the step in the direction of deleting it. It didn’t go through because of other tangential issues that were brought to the floor of the Senate that are totally inconsequential and unconnected…A religious connotation was brought into it, it became a very sensitive issue. You must agree with me that in this country, we try as much as possible not to bring in issues that involve faith to this chamber.

    “I think the bottom-line is when people get sufficiently educated, we can do a rethink and if the Senate agrees, we can then go back and see whether we can get the required number once more, because that is the solution.”

    As governor, Yarima was the first to introduce Sharia in the North. In 2010 he reportedly brought home a 13-year-old Egyptian bride and was roundly criticised for it, though he denied the young woman in question was that young.

    Others including fellow Muslims have pointed out to the senator that his latest exertions are selfish and not in any way in the interest of Islam. Yarima does not need any reminder that many societies, even in non-Muslim countries, have seen the risks and dark sides of early-marriages and are changing their habits. The well-travelled former governor should know that several Muslim countries have put the health and well-being of their citizens and nations first and pegged the age minimum age of marriage at 18, even as they will not trade their faith for any other.

    Cases of VVF or vesico-vaginal fistula are consequently and needlessly widespread in the North, and otherwise enlightened leaders like Yarima should have been leading the campaign against such preventable diseases. The Senate would have been an ideal platform to campaign for a better deal for the North’s children and help them be the best they can be. But, clearly, Yarima has no such visions or persuasions.

    Sadly, there are many like him who are driven by wild passions. Some time ago, we found that some of our lawmakers were seeking to legalise gay relationships, even marriages. Thankfully, reason prevailed and their intentions were shot down. Still, it points to the fact that some people were sent to the legislature to do nothing but drag the country and its people back several centuries.

    That leads to an even bigger question. How do these sort of dodgy people get into the legislature? Do we vote them in, knowing they have very little to offer? Or are they still being imposed on us as their predecessors used to be?Or do they play the good boys and good girls long enough for us to take them where they want to be, only for them to shed their innocent garb and put on their true wear?

  • Many rivers to cross

    Our lawmakers have demonstrated that they have a few other endowments and competences beyond the fine arts of making laws. When they fail to make the desired impressions by talking, they shout. When shouting does not make much difference, their fists take over. In Rivers State, even the mace, an otherwise revered symbol of legislative authority, has become a potent tool of violence. It can descend on a disagreeable head, draw blood and still remain the revered mace that it is assumed to be. Lawmakers in Port Harcourt sure know how to sidetrack the law, roughen up one another and deliver a well-timed uppercut.

    The tales and videos originating from there lately do not flatter the state or its leaders. They cannot lift up Governor Chibuike Amaechi’s spirits or cheer up the state legislature or reassure the people who supposedly elected them into office. Nor does the rest of the watching world have anything to gain thereby.

    Symbols of solemn authority are violated. Hallowed chambers are desecrated. Sacred blood is spilled and splattered. Supposedly enlightened leaders are having a hard time subduing their anger.

    A small, audacious gang of five took steps to unseat the Speaker of a 32-strong Assembly. That is bizarre. Presumed decent leaders are fighting back even with a broken mace in a possibly twisted interpretation of the kingdom suffering violence and only the violent taking it by force. That is weird.

    Law enforcement agents are pictured apparently providing safe passage for lawmakers out for battle and sometimes even seeming to join the battle.

    At some point, a tear gas canister, at the least, was said to have been fired into Government House.

    We have also seen how easy it is to mobilise youths and get them to do the bidding of leaders.

    And everyday since July 9 when the five-against-32 impeachment drama was staged, the crisis in Rivers has been worsening, not resolved. New angles and perspectives have been opening up. Accusations and counter-accusations have been made. The Presidency has been consistently accused of complicity in the crisis, a charge it has  continuously denied. In the week, First Lady Patience Jonathan traced the crisis to four years ago when she fell out with Governor Amaechi over whether to demolish or not to demolish a part of her community in Okirika land. The president’s wife referred to the state chief executive as a son, albeit a “hot-tempered” one. Before a team of visiting bishops, she catalogued the governor’s offences, then asked that peace reign. Amaechi’s camp contested almost every word Dame Patience said.

    It is a messy picture before us and before the world, which will ultimately judge.

    It shows the older we get as a country, the less mature we tend to become; the more we travel the beautiful, growing world, the less of that world we see, or if we do see, the less of it we fail to bring back to home. The older our so-called democracy gets, the less convincing or inspiring it becomes. When we take one step forward, we take many to reverse it.

    Clearly, there are many rivers to cross. And not just in Amaechi’s state. Across the country, though I concede there must be a few exceptions, there is a twisted sense of governance and leadership. Wisdom almost always seems to flow from the leaders down, not from the led up. Whatever the leaders want and decree stands. There is no room for dialogue. Even among the leaders, there is hardly any concession, compromise or consensus. To them, power is effective only if the wielder has his way all the time. Mrs Jonathan has said the Rivers crisis started with a disagreement between her and Amaechi. Some have said read political ambition into it, alleging that Amaechi is not showing much respect for, or loyalty to, President Goodluck Jonathan and may even be hurting the commander-in-chief’s perceived second term designs.

    Whatever the truth, what is happening hurts the country, its leadership and people. It further lowers our image before an eternally cynical world.

    Democracy may be expensive, it’s processes tedious but it is still the preferred system of governance. Its strongest point is dialogue, not force of arms. No matter the issue, the solution is in talk and more talk. Every week, our friendly foe, Prime Minister David Cameron faces the British lawmakers, some of whom with nothing but venom in their guts. But they manage to refer to one another as gentlemen as they thrash out the hottest of issues.

    I believe that is what maturity means: how to keep your head even under intense provocation. I know that politics seeks power and to hold it but I believe too that democracy which should drive politics, and not the other way around, thrives in  compromise.

    At 53, Nigeria has come of age, but even though its democracy is not as old, it is expected to be substantially mature. In the Obasanjo days in Aso Rock, federal lawmakers were not always at their best of behaviour. Fists and furniture flew in the hallowed chambers. In 2013, we should have crossed such waters.

    As things stand, there is more work ahead.

  • Your verdict on UK PM, gays and June 12

    Your verdict on UK PM, gays and June 12

    British Prime Minister David Cameron has cultivated a curious taste for picking on Nigeria. I pointed this out in my effort in this space last week. In that article entitled ‘Again, Cameron hits Nigeria, I offered my perspective on the £3000 (N750,000) which intending Nigerian travellers to the United Kingdom were required to deposit with the UK authorities before being allowed in.

    I remain as disturbed by that development as other Nigerians, but I argued in that article that the only reason Nigerians are harassed, punished and humiliated like that is simply because the UK sees Nigerians essentially as irritating pests from whom British people get little or nothing.

    I also culled a section of an earlier piece published in November 2011 dwelling on Cameron’s order that Nigeria must embrace gays or lose British aid.

    Readers were touched off by Mr Cameron’s unflattering disposition to Nigerians. They sent me their verdict on the 47-year-old British leader.

    Readers also reacted to another article published before the visa bond saga entitled “Cosmetics of June 12”.

    I print some of those reactions herewith:

    Again, Cameron hits Nigeria (June 29)

    •What don’t the British and Americans understand about the minority having their say and the majority their way? Who told them even the majority of Nigerian homosexuals want to be rescued, including the homosexuals in the National Assembly who voted for their own kind? Most Nigerian homosexuals know that what they do is immoral and despicable and therefore never openly flaunt it. I believe the few who openly admit it may not even be homosexuals but may be seeking asylum abroad because we will continue to speak against them until they change. I am proud that even though we are hypocritical in many areas and even though the whole world condones homosexuality, Nigerians will not disappoint God on this one!

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    •I have read your article in The Nation of June 29. If we had more people as bold as you, David Cameron and his “Great Britain”would  know that the land of Africa still has lions like Jomo Kenyatta and Kenneth Kaunda left on it. Do not give up because truth, bitter though, is satisfying.

    Terfa Ayua, BSU, Makurdi

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    •I read your article of Saturday, June 29 and I am so much impressed. It proved to me clearly that you are a good citizen of Nigeria and Africa as a whole. What would it benefit to embrace sodomy, lesbianism, gays? But because those white men, they don’t practise any religion and this gives them the privilege to go above the law as provided by God because they don’t understand who is God. Although, I am a Muslim and Islam does not give room or tolerate sodomy, gay, lesbianism and a host of others.

    Sir, my question to you is what sort of aid did British PM David Cameron want to offer the Adrican country that engages in gay relationship? Because he said it clearly that are not gay friendly would not gain any assistance from his country.

    Ahmadu, Kwara State

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    •Thank you for giving it back to Cameron in that piece. Gay marriage is a demonic invention thrown up from the pit of hell. Man was made in the image of God, not animals. Of course, if Cameron wants to devalue himself and his people to animal status he should be free to do so and shouldn’t extend such indecent and unholy arrangement to Nigeria. Before Lugard was born God had preconceived the historical reality called Nigeria, and never had in Britain in mind for our survival. We can jolly well move on without them. Perhaps to Cameron God has insulted him by elevating a small boy  like him to such Olympian height as the PM of his country. He now would want to throw it back to God with the introduction of gay marriage not only in his country but across nations. That is is own gratitude to his creator. And the same God who has the ultimate power to defend His cause will certainly reply him and associates in due course.

    Emmanuel Egwu

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    Cosmetics of June 12 (June 15)

    •Thank you, my brother. The third to the last paragraph of your write-up captured it all. Are the progressives not in the National Assembly. Did they push for anything symbolic in respect of the late MKO and to the logical end. We don belly-full and bother less about whoever hunger is walloping. That is Nigeria for you. May MKO’s soul continue to rest in peace. Ameen.

    Lanre Oseni

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    •Go and sue IBB, former military president about June 12 at ICC instead of wasting your time and money in Iocal media publication. A team of lawyers (SANs) are on standby to defend the former military president in any court or panel. The federal government cannot declare public holiday in respect of June 12. Also, Babagana Kingibe was a victim of June 12 but as a true Muslim and democrat he left everything in the hands of Allah to judge.

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    •You failed to say even ONE good thing that the nation benefits from either the NSGF or the NGF. To me your write-up is irrelevant.

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  • Again, Cameron hits Nigeria

    Again, Cameron hits Nigeria

    British Prime Minister David Cameron has hit Nigeria again. He was reported saying Nigerians entering the United Kingdom would deposit £3,000 (about N750,000) before they are let in. The money, it was said, would be returned if the immigrant did not stay longer than his visa stipulated. The report has had Nigerians fuming, from the Presidency to the National Assembly to the streets. Some have called for a retaliatory response, judging that Cameron’s planned move is unfair, uncalled-for, punitive and disrespectful. In other words, it is a hit below the belt.

    I share Nigerians’ sense of collective offence caused by the UK PM’s disposition. But not our apparent eagerness to draw out the 47-year-old British leader for battle beginning with a well-aimed counter-punch. Cameron hardly speaks for himself. He conveys the mood of his people, and that mood is generally not pro-Nigeria or Africa, whose citizens die to live in the white man’s country. Britain does not pretend to respect Nigeria from which it gets only raw materials, not finished products. Our old colonial and neo-colonial lords do not see us as equals when our people do everything to settle in their land to struggle for space and facilities with them. And even cause them grief.

    After the killing in London of officer Drummer Lee Rigby on May 22 and the arrest of two men, Michael Adebolajo and Michael Adebowale, both of Nigerian descent, some British people started a campaign to restrict the entry of our people into their country.

    The planned £3,000 visa bond did not surprise me. It was a blow, alright, but Cameron has since developed a fondness for blowing us. In November, 2011, he tried to bully us on gay and lesbian relationships. Back then, I wrote an article entitled “Don’t blame Cameron”.

    I reprint some of that article here:

    “Meeting with former colonies of imperial Great Britain in Australia, Cameron told the world that African nations that were not gay-friendly would not get any aids from his country. In other words, if your country’s laws are not favourable to people in same sex relationships, then you get nothing from Britain. If your country does not allow homosexuals to marry one another, British aid is not for you. No gays, no aids. That, in a nutshell, is Cameron’s law.

    You probably sensed the Prime Minister’s imperial confidence. But can you blame him? At 45, he is the youngest PM Britain would have in two years short of two centuries. He is well educated, coming away with a first class from Oxford. The fact that he presides over the affairs of a country which once reigned over a good portion of the world looks like something to crow about.

    So why shouldn’t Cameron be cocky? Why shouldn’t he strut around with a swagger?

    But, really, was that why he demanded that African countries must embrace gays and same sex union in order to get any assistance? No!

    Was that why he practically insisted that we must swallow what we spat out? Was that why the British PM wanted age-old taboos and abominations to become present-day delicacies? No! Cameron could not have slighted Africans simply because he heads the great Great Britain of colonial fame. No. Britain’s imperial profile is not necessarily a bullying tool. The United States and Canada, for instance, were once British colonies but I cannot imagine Britain slighting them over aids the way Cameron did Africa. I cannot imagine him or anyone else asking Americans or Canadians to embrace the very things they abhor as a people or change the things that sum them up as distinct nations simply because they need help.

    God detests sodomy, and wiped out the biblical city that gave the word to the world because of that satanic indulgence. African communities also detest it, and do not approve of gay marriage of any gender.

    Should we now embrace sodomy and allow men to marry their kind, and women to tie the nuptial knots with women just because we want British aid? By what strand of logic should that be allowed to stand? Even in Britain an anti-gay pastor of Nigerian parentage has just been voted the most inspirational African, beating Obama and Mandela.

    The reason Cameron is harassing us with his curious advocacy is because we are a very poor, borrower continent. It is because we have failed to grow up and fend for ourselves. Africa is a notorious receptacle of other people’s products of all types. We are a deficit continent, importing almost everything under the sun. What we manage to export is in crude form, and is often shipped back to us at prohibitive costs. It robs us of economic power. Take Nigeria’s crude oil as an example. Then take Ivory Coast’s cocoa, too. The world’s biggest supply of cocoa comes from that West African country where it is produced so crudely and so cheaply, sometimes by child labour. But cocoa feeds the chocolate factories of Europe and boosts their economies. Even in colonial times, our raw products were shipped overseas to grow their economies while we remained impoverished.

    Nothing has changed. We are still impoverished. We beg and borrow, beg and borrow again. Our creditors know this. Cameron knows this, too. My folks in Delta State say your barber reserves the right to twist your neck. So when we want to look good, we turn to our barbers in the West and, trust them, they sure know how to twist our necks. Beggarly people beget donor insult. That is what Cameron has done with the gay insult. We should not blame him.

  • Cosmetics of June 12

    Great nations learn from their mistakes,

    their scandals and their tragedies. Nigeria, if it wants to be great, should learn from the horrors and aftermath of June 12, 1993 presidential election.

    Time was in Britain when a juvenile aged between seven and 14 faced the death penalty if there was a “strong evidence of malice” in him or her. Also, a Briton was to die for being in the company of Gypsies for a period of one month. If a criminal was found to have blackened his face or used any form of disguise while committing a crime, the law provided that he be killed.

    In colonised America, the ruling authorities were so powerful that they determined what people should or should not say, especially against the state and religion.

    Those were messy and unwholesome eras. Common sense prevailed, eventually. The British people saw the error, the scandal, the crime in their system. Crucially, they began to realise the folly of conferring on the state such overreaching powers as to terminate life for laughable reasons. In time, capital punishment was abolished.

    In the United States, the battle for freedom was fought and won early as the colony freed itself from its British overlords, the liberated people judging that the greatest thing in life was freedom. Today, many centuries after, freedom remains the only thing that typifies and defines the Americans, the only thing they hold dear. They learned from a bad past.

    We should learn also from our horrible history but I would even prefer that we learn from our present misdeeds. It is now two decades since the presidential election so clearly won by Chief MKO Abiola. The world knows all about the bizarre events that attended that election. First, it was annulled in the most hideous and scandalous circumstances by the Babangida administration. Rather than claim his trophy, the winner of the election was thrown into detention. And instead of regaining freedom, at the least, Abiola died in detention, again, in the most bizarre and scandalous circumstances. Amidst all this, the country burned.

    That was clearly one of Nigeria’s darkest moments. But the tragedy was not just the fact that an election was cancelled and the winner denied, but also because that election was adjudged to be the freest and fairest the country ever knew. And to that extent, it was primed to lift the country up the ladder of democratic progress, a huge leap in the expression of the common will. It was looking to lay the foundation for national growth in many imaginable ways.

    That was not to be. Two decades after, what have we learnt from that tragedy? Pretty little. For the most part, the leadership of the nation lives in denial. Chief Olusegun Obasanjo who would benefit from June 12, has since written off Chief Abiola. Alhaji Bashir Tofa who lost the election of that year would rather no one talked about June 12 anymore. The federal government does not reckon with it, so anytime the presidency says or does something about it, its utterances and actions are at best shallow. When President Jonathan announced the renaming of University of Lagos after the June 12 hero, it provoked profound controversy, some seeing it as sectionalising or tribalising Chief Abiola, even though the institution is federal government-owned. This week, at the anniversary of June 12, Jonathan acknowledged the profound significance of the election but did not sound like his administration would make June 12 a national holiday anytime soon. He seemed to be content with the fact that some states have on their own declared the date a public holiday.

    It is not about the faults of the federal government. Certain individuals once identified as June 12 activists have been accused of either selling out or putting their activism to self-serving ends or even sectionalising a national hero.

    What do core June Twelvers want? It seems to me they want more national prominence for Abiola and the election he won. They want the federal government to come forward and give the late Abiola some recognition and respect. They will like a national holiday in his honour.

    All that is good, even desirable. But if Abiola and June 12 were remembered with cenotaphs, holidays and the like alone, they would have been reduced to mere superficialities. There should be more to the man and the election he won than cosmetics.

    Cenotaphs and holidays will do neither the man nor Nigerians who voted for him any good if the nation does not recognise that crimes were committed 20 years ago and that the criminals ought to be punished. Since the crime of that electoral abortion, no one has been reprimanded. It is difficult to see how a nation can move forward without coming to terms with its past and correcting its errors. It has been pointed out that those who killed June 12 are still calling the shots in the country. That in itself is a tragedy.

    Moreover, election riggers are alive and well in the country. There is nothing to suggest that they have turned a new leaf. Misguided and brazen political ambition is still rife and there is little to inspire the people. Our electoral processes are still dodgy. Among the governors, election has lost its meaning.

    What Abiola and June 12 deserve is electoral justice, healthy ballot processes and the supremacy of the people’s will, not the cosmetics of statues and holidays.

  • Word to the father

    We need a father-figure to do what fa thers do: keep the family together.

    Without any consciousness of leadership, a father should lead naturally, managing talents, strengths and weaknesses for the stability and growth of the family. As a country, we sorely need such a father-figure, for it is lacking. We need him to harness the resources of the country and manage its strong points and challenges. The country echoes with diverse tribal tongues and interests, but that is why we need someone to turn the diversity into strengths from which everyone can gain practically, not just hear in radio jingles or prepared speeches. We need some melody out of our cacophony.

    Even when the kids move out of the home to foster new generations and break new grounds, they still need the occasional stabilising hand of the father. Without being an irritating intruder, off-putting visitor or overbearing figure, a father knows his stabilising role is for life.

    Nowhere do we need such a stabilising hand more than at the states of the federation. They are the constituent parts of the federation but now, they are no more than a disused vehicle left to run without tyres, fuel or driver. It is a fatal ride. The house of the governors have since cracked and has continued to crack. Its roof has blown open. Its foundation has failed. But the most troubling part is that no one is fixing it. As crucial as the governors are to the health of the nation, they have broken up or have been broken up and continue to break up even further. Now, there is no such thing as one forum or one voice. Even in the small bits into which they have been reduced, they are still cracking up into smaller units.

    What good can come out of such a fragmented house? What significant progress can a country with such divided governors make? Let’s face it: governance is about clear-headed vision and committed action, not contrived speeches of achievements. What vision or action can we reasonably expect from such balkanised and distracted governors. They have lost their soul. Love for one another is gone, as is respect for each other. What is left is mutual hatred and bad-mouthing. They will pretend that the machinery of transforming their states is still intact and that even more work is being done. They will say their states have never had it so good. We know better.

    On Thursday when the Northern States Governors Forum (NSGF) called a meeting in Kaduna, only five of the 19 governors attended. Governor Isa Yuguda of Bauchi stayed away. So did Governor Ibrahim Shema (Katsina) and Governor Ibrahim Geidam (Yobe). None of the three sent a representative. In fact, of all the 19 governors, only five turned up for the Kaduna parley; most preferred to send their deputies or even secretaries. Yet, the NSGF chairman Governor Babangida Aliyu of Niger State said everything was just fine, rationalising that representation was as good as attendance.

    Last month, the election of officers of the larger body was even more dodgy. Two factions claimed victory, one still holding as tightly to its claim as the other. The Chibuike Amaechi camp is resolute and as derisive of the Jonah Jang faction as the Jang party is dismissive of the Amaechi group. Under this sort of messy and disagreeable atmosphere, what can we genuinely expect from these leaders we call ours? Can you imagine Jang and his faction attending a meeting called by Amaechi or the Amaechi group turning up for a parley initiated by the Jang camp?

    Does it matter? Yes. Not that Nigerians have benefitted so much from the governors’ forum. In fact, the NGF essentially and usually worked for the sole gain of its members. But the fragmentation and incoherence of the organisation bode ill not just for them but the entire country. It hurts our claim to democratic growth and further demeans us before the world. It casts us as a people quite unable to come to grips with even the rudiments of organised society. The strife among the governors does not inspire any confidence in the next general election. It outlines the shape of a bumpy, messy ride ahead.

    It is depressing that the governors’ ranks can be so easily breached. But is it a self-inflicted wound or an injury caused by an external hand? Whatever the case, it speaks so terribly ill of a country so large and so potentially blessed.

    For me, the biggest worry, though, is that no one is doing anything about it. The father of the nation, the President is too busy denying any complicity in the governors’ disunity to weld them together. Dr Goodluck Jonathan has nothing to gain from the governors’ fragmentation and resultant incoherence. In fact, he has everything to lose. His advisers should tell him that if he does nothing, his administration will go down in history as one under which the governors’ house crashed. And it could be worse for the country. The role of father falls to him automatically by virtue of his presidency. He must play it.

  • Fetish of baby factories

    Of all the atrocities of baby factories in the country, the scariest is the fact that no one is seeing the abominable crime in the trade, let alone hunting down the criminals and keeping them out of business.

    In Abia State, Governor Theodore Orji’s wife Odorchi has reportedly pledged to “flush out baby factory in the state”. And to demonstrate the state government’s similar disposition, Lady Odorchi promptly adopted a baby whose father was incapacitated by a ghastly accident.

    In neighbouring Imo, Governor Rochas Okorocha has reportedly donated some millions for the upkeep of expectant teenage mothers and babies rescued from a baby factory in the state. He has also gone on to say that all orphanages will henceforth report to his office or perhaps that of the “first lady”.

    All that may be a good thing but neither from Abia nor Imo has come any firm assurances that the crime in this blatant baby factory assault will be punished.  In one instance, we hear, two employees of one “factory”, an elderly security guard and a 23-year-old man, both fathers of the factory babies, have been arrested. The owner of the “factory”, a woman known only as Madam One Thousand, has melted into the proverbial thin air. I fear that when things quiet down and we have exhausted our initial misgivings and horror, Madam One Thousand will stroll back to her beat to take off where she left off with new recruits and hirelings.

    Who are the patrons of baby factories which have been discovered not just in the Southeast but also in Lagos? How long have they been in operation? How far spread is the menace? To what use are the babies put?

    Some argue that baby factories thrive in Nigeria because childless couples will rather have a baby through such factories than live with the apparent societal stigma. It is also said that our adoption laws are not streamlined, leaving couples having conception challenges with little or no choice but to acquire a child by hook or crook.

    Such arguments do not move me. Ours has since become a fetish society, with desperate people who are willing to, and really do, anything to make money and push up their profile and society rating. People are killed and their bodies quartered for money rituals. These crimes are reported frequently.  What is not often reported is the punishment of the criminals and that may because the rogues are never apprehended or prosecuted. Beneath the baby factories lie some atrocious crimes our leaders somehow gloss over.

    A typical baby factory drips with crime, from its roof to the foundations. A closeup report on the recent one in Imo was instructive. Madam One Thousand’s “factory” is conceived to deceive. A sachet water facility is in front shielding visitors from what lies behind. An elderly man is the guard. Who will suspect anything? Apparently, there is a sophisticated ring beyond its gates. According to one report, medical doctors do refer teenage girls with unwanted pregnancies to such a “factory” where they could have their babies quietly and move on with their lives. On getting to the “safe haven” they discover an entirely bizarre, new world from which they cannot escape. They are crammed into too few rooms with only mats for beddings. They are scarcely fed. They are probably not paid. The guard walks in to sleep with them and impregnate them in turns. A 23-year-old comes in also to sleep with the girls and ensure that the mission is accomplished. Again and again, the girls are delivered of babies whose destinations their mothers know not.

    One of the rescued girls said she was told that rather than have an unwanted child she could give it to someone who wanted it. But it is not clear what they will do with the child.

    By virtue of their age, some of the girls are minors but that fact does not dissuade operators of illicit facilities. It makes no difference to them if some of the girls’ parents have no knowledge of their children’s whereabouts, wellbeing or safety.

    Those who blame this crime on poor adoption laws and unfriendly African disposition to childlessness prefer to forget that the same African society abhors fraudulent acquisition of children. It is also implausible that minors and teenagers are so woefully dehumanised and exploited just to make childless couples happy. It is unacceptable that girls as young as 14 are beaten up when they try to escape just because operators of such inhuman facilities want to help other people.

    All there in this is nothing but atrocious, fetish crime against teenagers, against their parents, against the newborns, against the Nigerian and African society, against the laws of the land, against humanity. The state and federal governments and their agencies are obliged to investigate this sordid crime and, for once, make the criminals pay.