Category: Niyi Osundare

  • BATTLE OF THE SEXES 3

    BATTLE OF THE SEXES 3

    And while the battle raged between the tongues
    The hearth turned cold like a dog’s nose
    The mortar heaved an empty yawn
    The pestle scratched its idle head
    And Yam danced farther and farther
    Into a hungry distance
    Scared of the unappetizing noises
    And the folks’ distasteful rancor

    A feast loomed behind the moon
    While Hunger built a temple
    In the battling throats
    (Concluded)

    THE TONGUE
    Good servant
    Bad master

    Darting up and down
    In the cave of the mouth

    Liquefying the vowels
    Consolidating the consonants

    Prime taster
    Bundle of nerves

    Chief Priest
    In the temple of the mouth

  • FOR NIGERIA AT 62

    FOR NIGERIA AT 62

    (A Nigenue* ditty)

    Land of the Lordly Niger
    And the Blessed Benue

    Whose waters throb
    With diverse shoals

    Whose virtues labour
    To undo our drought

    Whose delta oils the engine
    Of our heady strivings

    Lordly Niger
    Blessed Benue

    Teach us the magic
    Of your ageless confluence

    ————————–

    * Niger + Benue = Nigenue

  • BLIGHT OR BLESSING (2)

    BLIGHT OR BLESSING (2)

    “A halt to all your boast”, replied

    A woman at the edge of the crowd

    “Because the mantis knows how

    To put its hands together, it thinks

    The whole world moves to its inaudible prayer

    The hoe bears no masculine name

    The machete is no exclusive tool

    Of the hairy-chested breed

    We have countless women here who tend the farm

    With the same vital care they handle the cradle

    Mama Chilambe, show these men

    The marks  hoe-handles have left on your palm”

     

    A feast loomed delicious behind the moon

     

    “You wax so eloquent about the cradle;

    But who planted the seed before the bloom

    Who stays on top in the act of the sowing?”

     

    “Of course, you men are always on top

    And that is why your weight suppresses the world

    But tell us, sowers of wonderful seeds,

    Have you ever seen a seed that grows

    Without the sweating soil”

     

    “The bane of the world is its unruly women

    Women at war with Nature

    Women with no sense of their appointed place

    They……..”

     

    “Whose nay-ture, who appointed the place?

    We too long for a time – and hope it’s coming soon

    When we can flop on the sofa, newspaper in hand,

    Legs on the coffee table, ordering sweaty wives

    In the kitchen to hasten to ensure a punctual dinner

    We too long for a time when we can whisk

    Pregnant husbands to crowded clinics

    And build up a harem of pretty men….

     

    A feast loomed delicious behind the moon

     

    (To be continued)

  • BLIGHT OR BLESSING

    BLIGHT OR BLESSING

    In another land, sane and wise

    It’s the greatest blessing, an ample gift

    The people prosper, their fortunes rise

    They run the trade with tact and thrift

     

    But in Naijaland it’s a messy doom

    The tears of the people will fill a room

    When it rises on the market, the people moan

    When it dips and drops, they hurt and groan

     

    It kills our rivers, it poisons our farms

    It takes our joy from our very arms

    Its wealth is stolen by Thieves of State

    While we are left to our swindled fate

     

    To a few it’s a blessing, to most a curse

    We look every day at our empty purse

    We wonder and worry where our wealth is gone

    The robbers are fat with their hands on the gun

     

     

    A land so rich and yet so poor

    Caving and crawling on the wretched floor

    For long misled by the dumb and blind

    Whose venal likes are hard to find

     

    We live on water and die of thirst

    Our best is last, our worst is first

    For so long lost in millennial sleep

    Our snore so sore our pain so deep.

  • VANISHED!  (2)

    VANISHED! (2)

    The Oil thieves of Thief Country

     

    The waters laughed

    The minnows were amused

    The sands chuckled beneath their searching feet

     

    They fumed and fumbled:

    The Police blamed the Army

     

    The Army cursed the Customs

    The Customs nailed the Navy

    The Navy neighed like a harried horse

     

    Oh crude, crude, crude, this crude war

    On our wondrous shores

    A loaded tanker took to its heels

     

    Vanishing fiam into the fish’s belly

    A sticky truth, a viscous (de)vice

    There is a salty ring in the voice

     

    Of our lying chiefs.

    Prince and prophet by day

    A plundering pirate by night

     

    The bunkerer has the key to the house of power

    He knows the tricks of tribe and bribe:

    Lift your loot and leap into wealth

     

    The country is dumb, the Law is dead

    This little ode to our faltering stride

    And the vanishing magic of African Pride

     

    • First published in 2004 under the title ‘The Amazing Story of MT African Pride, Oil Tanker’. Republished here with minor amendments in response to another incident of Nigeria’s recurring oil theft.
  • VANISHED!  (1)

    VANISHED! (1)

    The Oil thieves of Thief Country

     

    Laden with the best of our sweetest crude,

    Nice, smooth stuff, low-sulphur delight

    Choicest take on the global market

     

    Proud and prompt, it swayed on the sea

    Parting waters bowed to

    The weight of its wealth

     

    Its fame spread beyond our shores

    Banks beckoned, princes doffed their hats

    Docks threw open their eager doors

     

    But its charge, alas, was illegal,

    Its costly cargo stolen from our sleeping shores

    And so when sighted mid-sea

     

    And pursued like a fleeing robber

    It ran and ran, descending, clean,

    Into the belly of the whale

     

    From Bomadi to Abuja

    From Forcados to Funtua

    Sea hounds raced after the missing ship

     

    Armed with candles

    In the middle of the day

    And hurricane lanterns and microscopes

     

    They searched the waters

    They combed the sands

    They asked the minnows in their wondering shoals

     

    First published in 2004 under the title ‘The Amazing Story of MT African Pride, Oil Tanker’. Republished here with minor amendments in response to another incident of Nigeria’s recurring oil theft.

    *To be continued

  • LET’S DO THE SING-ALONG 12

    LET’S DO THE SING-ALONG 12

    Tere pampa tere pampa

    Tere minnan minnan tere

     

    A kind little prayer

    Is bigger than a mighty curse

    Mighty mighty curse

    Mighty mighty curse

    A kind little prayer

    Is bigger than a mighty curse

     

    Tere pampa tere pampa

     

    One bowl of rice friendlier

    To the teeth than a barrel of sand

    Barrel of sand

    Barrel of sand

    One bowl of rice is friendlier

    To the teeth than a barrel of sand

     

    Tere pampa tere pampa

     

    Their hatred for the rain

    Has brought our season of drought

    Season of drought

    Season of drought

    Their hatred for the rain

    Has brought our season of drought

     

    Tere pampa tere pampa

     

    Life’s drum has many tongues

    Let the dancer mind his ears

    Dancer, mind your ears

    Dancer, mind your ears

    Life’s drum is full of tongues

    Let the dancer mind his legs

     

    Tere pampa tere pampa

    Tere minnan minnan tere

  • LET’S DO THE SING-ALONG 12

    LET’S DO THE SING-ALONG 12

    Tere pampa tere pampa

    Tere minnan minnan tere

     

    A kind little prayer

    Is bigger than a mighty curse

    Mighty mighty curse

    Mighty mighty curse

    A kind little prayer

    Is bigger than a mighty curse

     

    Tere pampa tere pampa

     

    One bowl of rice friendlier

    To the teeth than a barrel of sand

    Barrel of sand

    Barrel of sand

    One bowl of rice is friendlier

    To the teeth than a barrel of sand

     

    Tere pampa tere pampa

     

    Their hatred for the rain

    Has brought our season of drought

    Season of drought

    Season of drought

    Their hatred for the rain

    Has brought our season of drought

     

    Tere pampa tere pampa

     

    Life’s drum has many tongues

    Let the dancer mind his ears

    Dancer, mind your ears

    Dancer, mind your ears

    Life’s drum is full of tongues

    Let the dancer mind his legs

     

    Tere pampa tere pampa

    Tere minnan minnan tere

  • SNAPSONG 160

    SNAPSONG 160

    Ding dong ding dong

         Life’s bell rings

    In loyal obedience to the clock

         A metallic din rides the crest

    Of a shimmering noon

         Ploughing through the shards

    Of a shy, uneasy day, aspects yet unclear

         As far as the ears can see

    Our moon-old coins

         Have no time to shine in the sun

    Food prices mock their boast

         Their inflated conceit, their tasteless pretence

    Shadows, hungry shadows

         Long, lean, lingering mists

    In the setting sun, dreadfully dark

         In the glare of the thirsty heat

    What do we call

         Wardrobes without their robes

    How so loud the silence of those

         Who stay mute in the land of evil

    Ding dong ding dong

         Life’s bell speaks in diverse accents

    But of what use are they    

         In the country of the deaf?

  • BATTLE OF THE SEXES (Part 1)

    (for Stephen Arnold in whose Alberta (Canada) home and with whose timeless inspiration this poem was composed in the early hours of November 18, 1988)

     

    Once upon a long and crazy time

    In a town of tall tales and short tempers

    A quarrel there was that split

    The people into two aggressive camps

    A needless quarrel between

    The Pestle and the Mortar

     

    A feast loomed delicious behind the moon

    With thunderous drumming and vigorous dancing

    That hailed closer home the harvest season

     

    Time to swing and sway like the lucky ones

    That care forgot, and drink to the dregs

    The wine which came straight down

    From pampered palm trees whose leaves

    Rocked to the gleeful wind

     

    A feast loomed delicious behind the moon

     

    The mountain heard and told the river

    The swallow heard and told the sparrow

    The forest knew no sweeter tale

    To share among the trees. The mantis

    Rubbed both hands in prayerful intent

     

    The season called cassava

    Cassava was far too deep in fermented slumber

    The season called the guinea corn

    The guinea corn’s head was a run of red riot

    The season stretched out its hand to corn

    Corn swatted all attention with its browning tassel

    Who then was left in the roll of honour if not Yam

     

    Aaah, Yam

    Eleyin tu tu tu

    Ebora abe ewe

    Anjonu inu ebe

    Aramonda, oyin l’ona ofun*

     

    ——

    Delicious like an egg

    The godlet beneath the leaves

    Spirit inside the mound

    Wonder of wonders, honey along the gullet

     

    (To be continued…..)