Category: Tunji Adegboyega

  • Attack on NDA

    Attack on NDA

    It is incredible but true. Nigeria suffered yet another embarrassment with the attack on the country’s elite military training institution, the Nigerian Defence Academy (NDA) by armed bandits on Tuesday. The criminals who were said to have come in military camouflage in a vehicle around 1.00a.m. drove straight to the officers’ quarters where they started shooting sporadically. In the melee, two officers, Lt- Commander Wulah and Flt- Lt Okoronkwo were killed while Major Datong who was abducted was later found dead. Of course many others sustained injuries. Yet, all the bandits escaped unhurt! This, for me, is the real tragedy. Major Bashir Muhd Jajira, the academy’s public relations officer said in a statement that “the security architecture of the Nigerian Defence Academy was compromised early this morning by unknown gunmen who gained access into the residential area within the Academy in Afaka. During the unfortunate incident, we lost two personnel and one was abducted.”

    Then the usual efforts to track down the culprits after they had bolted commenced. According to Major Jajira, “The Academy in collaboration with the 1Division Nigerian Army and Air Training Command as well as other security agencies in Kaduna State has since commenced pursuit of the unknown gunmen within the general area with a view to tracking them and rescue the abducted personnel.”

    This is part of the embarrassment that a country suffers when, rather than call a spade a spade, it continues to deceive itself by calling it a farming implement. It is the kind of embarrassment a people suffer when their leadership tries to deodorise terrorism as banditry because blood is thicker than water. Unfortunately, banditry has now become a festering sore. We had thought that the election of President Muhammadu Buhari, as a military general, in 2015 would yield a better handle on the insecurity plaguing the country, especially in the tail end of the Goodluck Jonathan years. But alas, we goofed and goofed big time. Insecurity has worsened under the Buhari government like we never witnessed in the country’s annals.

    For sure, there is no country that is crime-free or hundred percent secure. Crime has been with man perhaps since creation. Even in the advanced countries, security breaches do occur. But then, some progress would have been made in tracking the culprits. How could bandits just enter what should be an elite military institution, kill two officers, abduct a Major and none of the intruders was killed or arrested.

    True, the root of the ignorance and poverty responsible for the general insecurity in the north in particular lay in the past. But then, President Buhari cannot absolve himself of blame in that system that condemned the children of the poor to Almajiri because he is part of the northern elite. Not only that, he once served as military head of state. What steps did he initiate to check the practice before it became the malignant tumor that it has now become? There must be a reason why things have gone out of hands security-wise. This is aside President Buhari`s partiality in handling the farmers’/herders’ crisis when it started, in favour of the latter. Perhaps it is for the same Karma to manifest and rubbish whatever he has achieved that he has stuck to the idea of preserving an antiquated grazing route for the herders. We do not have to tell a military general that nothing good can come out of a country that is as insecure as ours because, as I have always said, a child that is not trained (educated) will end up selling the house built by his parents. Nigeria has committed too much resources to fight insecurity without significant result, and despite the heavy toll on infrastructural facilities. This is the most painful aspect of it. It is the entire country that is bearing the brunt of the northern elite’s indiscretion and corruption of the past that have combined to produce those who are now making it impossible for us to sleep with our two eyes closed.

    The brazen manner that the bandits attacked the NDA is significant; it should tell us that virtually nowhere is safe in the country. To the average Nigerian on the street though, insecurity has become a daily companion. In fact, Nigerians have to thank God when they sleep in the night and wake up in the morning because that can no longer be taken for granted. When you go in peace and return in peace under the Buhari administration, it is a privilege. When the immediate First Lady, Patience Jonathan, talked about the ‘blood they were shedding’ in order to make her husband unelectable, we never knew that was a child’s play. With almost daily reports about scores being murdered in cold blood by criminal herders, bandits and terrorists, we now know better.

    The attack on the NDA has come and gone; but not so its lessons. We would only allow the matter to be swallowed in the womb of time at our collective peril. We must answer some pertinent questions: how were the bandits able to gain entry into the academy? Are there closed circuit television (CCTV) in the place? Are they functioning? Were the activities of the intruders well captured on the CCTV? If, as the army claimed, the security of the institution has been compromised, by who? And what is the extent of the collusion between the criminals and the insiders? Was there any follow-up on the reported intelligence reports that Boko Haram flags were sighted at the Afaka Forest close to the NDA and Kaduna airport?

    Questions. Questions and more questions.

    We must find honest answers to these questions if we ever want to solve the riddle of the insecurity plaguing the land. Otherwise, no one should be surprised if some government houses in the country become the next targets of the bandits.

    If things continue this way, with bandits launching attacks on critical facilities without consequences for them, not even the seat of power can be declared impregnable for the dare-devil bandits or terrorists. If the bloody civilians in power cannot see this even if standing on a very tall Iroko tree, the military instincts in President Buhari must be telling him this. Although the question may also be asked if the president is entitled to sound sleep when his electors can only be sleeping and waking like cock, due to insecurity. Apologies to the legendary Fela Anikulapi-Kuti.

    Doctors’ exodus

    As with most bad things in Nigeria, brain drain did not just start in Nigeria. It probably gained momentum in the Babangida years, when Nigeria’s experts in all imaginable fields began leaving the country in droves in search of greener pastures abroad. Doctors probably topped the list of them all. Again, as with most other bad things, our doctors are now being recruited right here on our soil, preparatory to being taken to Saudi Arabia to get commensurate pay for their sweat. The recruitment, according to reports, which was being handled by a consultancy firm, Meeds Consultancy, took place at the Ladi Kwali Hall of Sheraton Hotels, Abuja, from Tuesday to Wednesday, last week, before it was reportedly suspended by operatives of the Department of State Services (DSS) on Thursday. Although the secret police has denied stopping the exercise, there is still need for explanations as to why the recruitment was abruptly suspended. Again, was Marcus Fatunde of the International Centre for Investigative Reporting (ICIR) arrested at the venue and later released? If so, by who? Is it true that the newspaper which reported the story contacted the DSS spokesman, on telephone and via sms for their own side of the story without response? Obviously some things don’t just add up here.

    No doubt the Federal Government ought to be embarrassed by the wide media coverage the interview enjoyed. This is especially so coming at a time that resident doctors in the country were on strike, with the telling effects on hapless patients also dominating the media. Indeed, it is double whammy for a president who, as a military officer overthrew a civilian government in 1983 with one of their excuses being that “our hospitals had become mere consulting clinics.” Yet, in his own second term as civilian president, and 38 years down the line, the country’s healthcare has taken a plunge for the worst. It is not only about lack of  tools for doctors to work with, or lack of medicaments but also about inability to pay doctors good wages in a country where nonentities whose only credential on their call cards is “professional politician” cart home millions monthly in the name of being law makers. The government could not find answer to the resident doctors strike. Rather, it took the striking doctors to court. I wonder whether our politicians think Nigerians are so daft that they don’t know how things are going.

    Yes, we may frown at a foreign country coming to our soil to recruit our doctors. But that is where, for me, the sympathy or patriotism ends. A lizard cannot penetrate a wall if there is no hole there. If we cannot give to doctors their due, then we should not be bothered if the doctors are being enticed with better packages elsewhere. It is money that is speaking. Anywhere in the world, it is the rich that always snatch the wives of the poor. A delicious pot of soup is a function of how much went into preparing it. As my people say, obe to dun, owo lo pa!

    If the government felt sufficiently embarrassed by the ugly development, it should know what to do. Muzzling the recruitment exercise is certainly not an option unless the government wants to keep our doctors in servitude the way it wants to be treating other professionals, except the professional politicians.

     

    Welcome back

    Prof Ishaq Oloyede, registrar of the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) finally resumed in his office last week Monday, thus putting paid to speculations about whether he would be reappointed or not. Oloyede took charge at JAMB on August 1, 2016. He completed his first tenure of five years on July 31 and honourably handed over to the most senior officer in the establishment at the time, Mr Fabian Okoro, director, information technology services. Tongues then began to wag: what the hell could be happening? Had people adversely affected by Oloyede’s policies finally won, despite the unprecedented achievements the man had recorded in so short a time?

    For sure, you cannot travel the way Oloyede did in JAMB without stepping on powerful toes. I was one of those who felt politics had trumped common sense and sanity in the interregnum that the world was left guessing as to Oloyede’s reappointment. Indeed, at a point, I recollected the question I asked him at one of JAMB’s fora, I think late 2019 or early last year, before the advent of COVID-19. I had asked him what he would do should he be promoted into irrelevance just to stop the train of progress that he had put in motion at JAMB. Or, what he would do should government refuse to reappoint him. His answer was that he would simply return to the classroom from where he came.

  • I, Dapo Abiodun, now Dapo Obasanjo

    I, Dapo Abiodun, now Dapo Obasanjo

    Baba, you are going nowhere. Baba, by the grace of God, you will live longer. We cannot afford your going now. You have been my father over the years, but, now that my biological father has gone to meet with the saints, you have to step up now to be my father.”

    With the above words, Governor Dapo Abiodun of Ogun State requested that former President Olusegun Obasanjo should henceforth take charge as his father, since his biological father is no more. Since the former president did not decline the request, it can be safely assumed to have been approved with immediate effect. The governor has thus successfully ‘ported’ to the Obasanjo family, from his natural Abiodun lineage.

    Please join me in congratulating former President Obasanjo over the arrival of the new bouncing baby man. The latest addition to the Obasanjo family came to the world on Sunday, August 15, 2021. Until then, His Excellency was known and addressed simply as Dapo Abiodun. All that has changed, with Baba’s condolence visit to him at the latter’s family house at Iperu-Remo in the state.  Obviously Chief Obasanjo did not know that he would return to his Abeokuta home with a new bundle of joy. His mission was simply to commiserate with the governor whose father, Pa Emmanuel Abiodun passed on on August 2.

    We do not need anyone to tell us that Pa Abiodun died well. First, he lived long enough. At 89, no one could accuse the evil ones of having done their worst. To live that long in this era of despondency in a country that God gave a beautiful cap but no head to wear it on, is a feat.

    Please forgive my digression.

    I had promised not to talk about bad governance in Nigeria, at least not in this piece designed for relaxation. It has been a recurring decimal in our country where successive governments have always left us worse than they met us. It would be another Miracle of Dammam for the Buhari regime to break this jinx. But, if indeed, morning shows the day, and if experience is the best teacher, we would have known by now that that is seemingly an impossible mission. It is not within the ken of the present administration at the centre to break the jinx. Its contradictory policies and ethnocentricity would never permit that to happen.

    As I was saying, Pa Abiodun has not only lived well, he died well as well. Otherwise, he would have died before his son became governor or after he has left the office. In Nigeria, it is a good thing for one to die when one’s child is a public figure. Everyone that matters would be struggling to register their impressions in the condolence register in the event of death, or their physical presence at the event proper if the person is celebrating one thing or the other. Everybody, including those who did not know the celebrator (whether dead or living) would have some kind words about him or her.

    The former president was at his sermonising best during the visit. As we all know, only the poor share their grief all alone. Hear what Chief Obasanjo said about the governor’s late father: “The lesson from this is that one day we will be no more. It does not matter how long we live, but how we lived. What will people say about you? Baba lived a life of service to his community, God and his family.

    “I have come to share in the grief of missing a loved one. It does not matter how old, we still miss them. Baba has done his best and has gone to be with his Creator.

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    “On behalf of myself and my wife, we really want to share with you, the grief of the demise of your father. May his soul rest in perfect peace. From what we have heard and what we know of Baba, we can testify that Baba gave his life to serve. He gave his life for service of his family, his community, his country and to God.”

    Many other Nigerian dignitaries paid glowing tributes to the departed. But, I am interested in that of Chief Obasanjo whose sermon was a sharp contrast to the Obasanjo that we knew when, years back, he reportedly alluded to the fact that he was born again from the waist up. Meaning he could not vouch for the remaining part of the body down below. Meaning, by extrapolation, that while the upper part of the body would easily make it to heaven, the region down below still has to be delivered from its carnal imprisonment that could lead to stories that touch the heart on the day of judgement. The Obasanjo that many would swear is still being a man even at his very old age because he had access to some of the natural herbs that in their time were in their real natural state, unpolluted with fertiliser and other chemicals that have reduced the potency of the herbs that the young ones take these days, thus making it impossible for many of them to be the man they should be despite their relatively young age.

    Anyway, today, we are talking about the penitent region of the former president. I guess that was what informed the governor’s choice of making him his new father. Pa Abiodun, lest we forget, was a teacher and teachers in their own time were epitomes of everything good: discipline, decency, morality, honesty and what have you. That the Owu-born former president is from Ogun State could only have been an added advantage. How do I know? Read what qualities the governor listed his (the governor) late father possessed and you would see the reason of Chief Obasanjo’s choice as his new father.

    Since nobody in the governor’s family has questioned or rejected the choice, at least up till the time of submitting this piece for publication on Friday, I want to believe the governor’s choice enjoys the support of all of them that matter. In which case, I can now go ahead to cause the change of name to be published in this highly esteemed newspaper. Let me also say that His Excellency should not bother about paying for the change of name. I will personally take responsibility for that. All that His Excellency needs do is confirm that what I have drafted for the change of name fairly captures what transpired during Chief Obasanjo’ s visit that led to his choice as father. His Excellency should read after me: “I, Prince Adedapo Oluseun Abiodun now wish to be known and addressed as Prince Adedapo Oluseun Obasanjo. All former documents remain valid. My banks, political supporters, and particularly the Ogun State government, take note.”

    I guess it won’t be a bad idea if I make that my contribution to the naming. I am always happy when people are celebrating. That is what my Bible tells me. I congratulate Chief Obasanjo on the arrival of the bouncing baby man. May God be with him and keep him safe. And may his arrival herald even better fortune for the family.

    Baba, e ku owo lomi o. E ku ewu omo. Olorun a daa si; Olorun a woo o. A lowo rere lehin o. Amin.

  • Our mumu don do: Takeaway from the 24th edition of Wole Soyinka Lecture Series

    Our mumu don do: Takeaway from the 24th edition of Wole Soyinka Lecture Series

    Both Nobel laureate, Prof Wole Soyinka, and Kenya’s activist Patrick Lumumba hit the nail on the head at the 24th edition of the Wole Soyinka Lecture Series organised by the National Association of Seadogs (Pyrates Confraternity) held via Zoom on August 4. The theme of the lecture was “National Conference Against Impunity”. While Soyinka attributed the unending impunity among the country’s political elite to the docility of Nigerians, Lumumba spoke in the same vein but also lamented the recycling of corrupt leaders in Nigeria in particular, and Africa at large.

    The topic could not have come at a better time, considering the relevance of its theme, which is like a recurring decimal in the country since the military era. And, as Soyinka rightly said, Nigerians are to blame for the pervasive impunity. It is their docility that continues to embolden the political rulers to commit all kinds of atrocities; the political elite  know that at best, all they would get as consequence from the people is timid disapproval which time would subsequently heal the wound.

    According to Soyinka, “I am absolute certain that we would agree that one of the major reasons for the dilemma we are undergoing in this country right now is that we permitted, we nurtured, we even encouraged either by actions or inactions, the mindset of impunity both in leadership and among the people. The Nobel laureate is not done yet: “We ourselves are equally guilty.  We ourselves allowed it. We watched it happened. We didn’t take to the streets to protest it, to denounce it, to warn of the consequences. Oh yes there were warnings here and there but they were not concerted and structured.  So it is not too late to reverse the trend. But at least we must first begin a frank, honest and objective dialogue.”

    Lumumba, the keynote speaker said: “It is pertinent to ask why Nigeria which had such great promise continues to wallow in the lower rungs of human development. Why are Africans and Nigerians silent in the face of impunity? Why in the words of Wole Soyinka has the man in us died?”

    He added: “We now choose to apply faith instead of logic, elevating the principle of ‘Donothingnism’. We have created leaders who have arrogated themselves the monopoly of wisdom and the country is now run in a narrow and primordial fashion.”

    Perhaps one of the most recent acts of impunity by the Federal Government was the aeroplane reportedly sent to ferry Yoruba activist Sunday Igboho from Benin Republic to come and answer allegations bordering on illegal possession of firearms. This was after Igboho’s house had been invaded by security operatives early last month, leaving two of his aides dead in the encounter. The government’s plan was to whisk him back to Nigeria from the neighbouring country without recourse to due process. Indigenous People of Biafra’s leader, Nnamdi Kanu, had been ‘smuggled’ into Nigeria from Kenya in similar curious circumstances in June. Our government is so used to impunity that it is also making serious efforts to export it to other countries when it should be the epitome of due process and rule of law on the African continent.

    Back home, we have not forgotten the experience of the Shiite leader, Sheikh el-Zakzaky that had been in government’s imposed “preventive detention and protective custody” since 2015 despite several court orders granting him bail. It was not until the government lost the case last month too that the man breathed the air of freedom. Left to the Kaduna State governor, Mallam el-Rufai, and the federal authorities, el-Zakzaky and his wife, Zeenat could jolly well rot in jail. As I have always said, many of those seemingly supporting el-Zakzaky, including my humble self, are not doing so because he is without blemish. But then, there is little or nothing for which they kept the couple out of  circulation that some other people have not done. More important, nobody is above the law, not even the Federal Government. In a democracy, everybody should respect the rule of law, in the absence of which anarchy would reign supreme.

    Many of our governors also literally swim in impunity. The other day, they contemplated a situation where fuel would sell for N385 per litre, from the present N162. Is that not part of the impunity we are talking about? In several other countries, even in Nigeria of the 1970s and ’80s, such a careless and insensitive statement and other actions and inactions of the ruling class would have led to the fall of the government itself.

    Then talk of state creation; no matter how it came about this time, it is another act of impunity. Indeed, a senior citizen called me on Sunday last week and asked when I was going to write about the Senate’s decision to create more states. I told him they had denied the intention. The man, who told me he is in his 80s said he did not trust them. I don’t, either. But I pretended as if I did. The man stood his ground, and reminded me that he has been around for long. He asked why anyone would be thinking of that at this point in time, wondering if the state creation matter was the only pending matter with the Senate that it should now be in a hurry to pass it to the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) for the purpose of referendum. Then, the bombshell: the man said the senators were only trying to create more avenues to accommodate their ilk. That after all, after creating the states, there would be governors, deputy governors and other political appointees. He then asked me a rhetorical question: in a country where we recycle leaders, is it not the same people who would occupy those offices?

    At that point, the old citizen began to make more sense, even to me. I remembered the proverb that “what an old man can see sitting down, a young man cannot see even if he climbs the highest Iroko tree.” Why, for God’s sake would anyone think state creation is what should be our priority now that most of the present 36 states are not viable? It is the height of insensitivity and impunity that can make state creation a priority in the country now. Anyone who needs more states should wait until the country is restructured and everyone is to fend for himself. Every street can then become a state.

    But it has not always been like this. A time there was when youths in the country, particularly students, were always at the vanguard of activism. In an article titled ‘The Student Movement in Nigeria: Antimonies and Transformation’, Sylvester Odion-Akhaine put this in perspective: “There was a time when the student movement in Nigeria was the worry of the post-colonial ruling class. Indeed, there was a claim that in the mid-1980s, the only radical group in Nigeria worthy of occupying a place on the shelves of the State Department of the United States of America was the National Association of Nigerian Students (NANS) because that body was consistently anti-imperialist.” For the better part of military rule, the students remained the main pressure group to fear. There were prominent student protests, including the ‘Ali must go’ riot of April 1978. Policemen and troops were unleashed on unarmed students, killing many people across the country, including non-students who had joined the protests in solidarity.

    At some other points the Labour movement also played prominent roles while some activist groups like the Campaign for Democracy (CD), Civil Liberties Organisation (CLO), among others, also led various anti-government or anti-military rule campaigns.

    The dip in civic consciousness was the result of several factors, including infiltration  of the students and workers’ groups by the political class, military or civilian.

    However, the June 12 protests and last year’s #EndSARS riots were two other riots that we would not forget in a hurry. The former was against the Ibrahim Babangida junta that annulled the June 12, 1993 presidential election won by Bashorun M.K.O. Abiola, an election that has been adjudged the freest and fairest in the country. #EndSARS, on the other hand, began as a protest against police brutality but soon metamorphosed to  demonstration against largely uncaring, insensitive, corrupt and inept political class which only thinks of no one else but itself. One manifestation of that greed was the warehousing of COVID-19 palliatives either for election purposes or to be distributed as gratification to their friends, relatives and cronies, which were invaded by hungry and angry mobs during the #EndSARS protests, as the French people pounced on the Bastille which they saw as a symbol of their oppression.

    We have always known the man, Wole Soyinka. So, we should not be surprised that even at 87, he still has the fire of activism burning in him. Lest we forget, he literally ‘invaded’ the Nigerian Broadcasting Corporation station in Ibadan on Oct 15, 1965 and delivered a bombshell to Chief Ladoke Akintola, the then Premier of Western Region who had sent a rigged election victory speech to be aired on the station: “Akintola go! Drop your stolen mandate, leave town and take your reprobates with you,” was the message Soyinka made the continuity announcer to broadcast, under duress, in place of Akintola’s message. He was then 31 years old.

    Just like Soyinka, Lumumba too is eminently qualified to comment on leadership in Africa. A Professor of Law and a reputable human rights activist, Lumumba once headed the defunct Kenya Anti-corruption Commission. So, when he told SaharaReporters in an interview in 2017 that President Buhari’s anti-corruption war was not flying because the president was a lone ranger; that his voice is like that of John the Baptist in the wilderness, and that even the present government is cosy home to many thieves, he knew what he was talking about.

    But it would be unfair not to recognise the efforts of an NGO like the Socio-Economic Rights and Accountability Project (SERAP) in expanding the frontiers of democracy and accountability, especially since the beginning of this democratic dispensation in 1999. Although the group does not engage in street protests to drive home its points, its judicial activism has proved to be invaluable. It has won several court cases in its efforts to entrench rule of law and transparency. We call on others to emulate it. There is also room for more NGOs to strengthen the ones on ground. It seems we all went to sleep after the soldiers were  forced to leave the political scene. But it is not yet Uhuru. What is happening in the country is enough to convince us all that we left the trenches too early.

    What both Soyinka and Lumumba have done, however, is just a reminder to us as Nigerians to wake up from our collective inertia if we desire a better nation. And, one way to do this is to do what Soyinka told TheNEWS in an interview to mark his 85th birthday in 2019, in response to why he read the riot act to Chief Akintola after the latter stole the people’s mandate in 1965: “Yes, of course. I was one of them, my voice was being stolen. I could not sit down and accept that somebody should steal my voice. I felt at one with the majority of the people.”

    Alternatively, the younger generation should develop concerted, structured and sustained interest in the political process, beyond the online messages of the political parties. Even if we are cursed, as Lumumba asked, it is time to send that curse back to sender.

     

  • Abba Kyari

    Abba Kyari

    By Tunji Adegboyega

     

    Although I have never met the suspended head of the police Intelligence Response Team (IRT), Deputy Commissioner of Police (DCP) Abba Kyari, in person, I have been following his exploits in the Nigeria Police Force (NPF) for quite some time and I had always assumed that not even the sky was his limit in terms of how high I expected him to fly in the police force. In other words, I expected him to reach the pinnacle of his career earlier than even some of his superiors. Indeed, many Nigerians who had been following him too must have been looking forward to the day he would be named Inspector-General of Police (IGP) and I doubt if many people would raise eyebrows about his appointment due to his consistency in cracking very knotty criminal cases.

    But it is so sad that what had hitherto seemed a most promising and glorious career has had to end on such an inglorious note. It is indeed a case of how are the mighty fallen!

    Yet it could not have been otherwise given the very weighty allegations levelled against him by Ramon Abbas a.k.a. Hushpuppi. Abbas, a suspected billionaire fraudster reportedly confessed that he bribed Kyari to arrest one Kelly Chibuzor Vincent who outsmarted him in a $1.1 million scam. Kyari has denied involvement in any wrongdoing; but court document in the U.S. seems to have proved otherwise. The fact that Kyari himself had changed his statements on his social handle several times does not help his cause a bit. How would he himself have treated a suspect who keeps amending his statement in the course of interrogation?

    Reports say Kyari has threatened to sing and spill the bean should the Federal Government succumb to the United States of America’s request for his extradition to clear his name. The celebrated cop knows the implication of this and is doing everything humanly possible to avert it. Meanwhile, top politicians, including some people in government, top military and police officers, including former IGPs, etc. are likely to be indicted in the matter, given some media reports. This should be expected, especially if the allegations against Kyari are true. In a country where corruption has become a pandemic (it has passed the epidemic stage even if it is localised), all manner of characters would want to be in the good books of a powerful man like Kyari. As a matter of fact, the big men would be looking for ways to outdo one another to have photographs with him at any public function that he graciously decided to attend.

    But that was then. Not now.

    Today, even if Kyari beckons to many of them to come close to him, they would look the other way and pretend not to see him. That is life. It is only success that has many children; failure is an orphan. But nothing must happen to Kyari, especially since he has threatened to shock Nigerians by naming names because even if he must go down he would not want to go down alone. It is the same reason Hushpuppi sang like a canary in the hands of American investigators. It is only in Nigeria that our courts would be going back and forth in a matter that is straightforward as Hushpuppi’s case. And Hushpuppi realised that; (he knew he was not in Nigeria and must have wished his trial was conducted in Nigeria), hence his decision to name his accomplices. The IGP must ensure special protection cover for Kyari now that he has been suspended. The last thing that Nigerians would want to hear is that something untoward has happened to him. Perhaps this is America’s fear and reason for asking the Federal Government to detain him, pending the conclusion of investigations in the country on his matter. To hit the nail on the head; Kyari must not die at this point in time. In the same vein, we should not wake up to be told that he has escaped. Kyari needs to be protected not only from himself, but more importantly against the antics of those who might have travelled the same route with him in secret and now realise that the wind that would expose the vent of the fowl is about to blow, with the attendant consequence of the entire world knowing what they cooked that got the house burnt.

    As I said earlier, it is with a heavy heart that I am monitoring developments on the Kyari matter. I may not understand Femi Fani-Kayode’s reason for his seeming support for him too, but I guess it could be for the same reason with me. Not necessarily that I support what is coming out at this point in time about him, but because I still keep wondering why a man would have done so much in terms of crime cracking for his country only to end his career on such an ignominious note. Where duty called or danger, Abba Kyari was never wanting there. From the north to the south; east to west. Kyari was the equivalent of a crime buster sans borders.

    But, no matter how sentimental I feel about the matter, I think Nigeria is the lucky entity in all of these. This seems the point some people who are angry with America on the issue are missing. Apparently this is coming mostly from a section of the country that feels we should not do things in accordance with America’s wish or to American standard. I sympathise with them because there seems no other route to take than the one suggested by America on Kyari’s case. The only thing I would add is that due process be followed even if Kyari must be extradited in line with America’s wish. I still believe that America is the best place where he can get justice. Not in Nigeria; at least not with what we are now hearing about Kyari and alleged involvement of some of our big people. We can only imagine the dangers to the country if a man with this kind of baggage had risen to become inspector-general. And the Hushpuppis of this world milling around him? As a senior colleague once said, then “Nigeria, you are finished.”

    But we would be making a big mistake if we think Kyari is alone in this. Some police officers abuse their little positions at their own levels, from investigation officers to divisional police officers, to commissioners of police and what have you. We have had cases of ladies and women being raped while being detained at some police stations. Once upon a time, a particular police station in Lagos became notorious as a place where people disappeared if left overnight at the station. These days, it is common to see even soldiers escorting all manner of vehicles just to prevent them from being stopped for routine search on the roads. So, all manner of security agents abuse their uniform one way or the other. Kyari’s case is only different because of the sensitive unit of the police that he headed.

    True, police officers, just like other persons, are also human beings and so must necessarily socialise. As a matter of fact, such socialising may be helpful in their line of duty. But then, a man of Kyari‘s stature ought to know where to draw the line. A sheep that is walking with dogs will surely eat faeces. Kyari ought to have known that. He does not only have to be intelligent book-wise or on the job, he should also be street-wise. And I have no reason to believe that Kyari lacked the street wisdom to navigate the tempestuous paths of his professional calling.

    We are all familiar with the proverb “show me your friend and I will tell you who you are.” The  Obi Cubana party that he attended at Oba, Anambra State a few weeks ago was one place he should have avoided. Perhaps if this Hushpuppi matter had broken by then, Kyari would have been marked absent there. Such gathering add no value to his integrity as a super cop. Rather, it puts a big question mark on his ability to tackle crime involving many of the kind of personalities that graced such an event.

    This is where I have a few words of advice for Tunji Disu who has been appointed to succeed Kyari. It takes the grace of God for any mortal to possess the kind of powers that Kyari got or arrogated to himself without misbehaving. Whether it was the NPF that gave such enormous powers to Kyari or it was Kyari that arrogated such powers to himself, the system still needs to be tinkered with such that no individual would ever wield such powers again. “Power”, as they say “corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely.”

    While we continue to watch the unfolding Kyari scenario, Disu must know that the ground is slippery. He needs the grace of God not to fall into temptation, or to avoid the proverbial banana peel.

     

  • El-Zakzaky goes home at last

    El-Zakzaky goes home at last

    By Tunji Adegboyega

     

    Let El-Zakzaky go”. That was the message that Justice Gideon Kurada of Kaduna High Court sent on Wednesday when he upheld the no-case submission of the leader of the Islamic Movement in Nigeria (IMN), Sheikh Ibrahim El-Zakzaky and his wife, Zeenat, on the charges levelled against them by the Kaduna State government and consequently discharged and acquitted them. The court ruled that the state government failed to establish a prima facie case against the couple. El-Zakzaky and his wife were arraigned in May, 2018, on an eight-count charge bordering on culpable homicide, unlawful assembly, disruption of public peace, among others. The couple had pleaded not guilty to the charges. Yet they had been in detention since December 2015.

    Lead counsel to the defendants, Femi Falana, a Senior Advocate of Nigeria (SAN), had told the court that none of the 15 witnesses called by the prosecution established any connection between the alleged crimes and his clients and prayed the court to dismiss the charges. Last Wednesday’s judgment supported this view.

    Although journalists were barred from covering the judgment, an elated IMN spokesman, Ibrahim Musa, told journalists after the judgment that “With this victory in court today, the false charges filed against them have finally been punctured for good after almost five years of excruciat­ing illegal detention.”

    Without doubt, the victory again highlighted the reign of impunity unleashed on Kaduna State by its governor, Mallam Nasir El-Rufai. The law under which El-Zakzaky was tried was apparently customised, as it had to take retroactive effect to achieve its objective. What the court did was to throw that law in the trash bin, at least as far as El-Zakzaky’s case was concerned. According to Falana, “The court found that the charges filed in 2018 pursuant to the Penal law enacted by the state government in 2017 were over an alleged offence committed in 2015. The court, presided by Justice Gideon Kurada, held that the charge was not supposed to be filed in the first place, as the government cannot arraign someone for a said crime that was not an offence at the time.” What Governor El-Rufai did in essence only gives him out as a graduate of the then General Buhari’s ‘College of Retroactive Laws’. We should recall that the Buhari/Idiagbon military regime also promulgated a decree with retroactive effect in the 1980s. It is gratifying that the court has demonstrated that Nigeria may not be there yet in terms of human rights, rule of law and all that; at least we have passed the stage where people would be punished based on the whims and caprices that informed El-Rufai’s 2017 Penal law.

    The unfortunate thing in this matter is that El-Zakzaky is just being made the beast of burden for a problem created by the northern oligarchy. The truth in this case, indeed as with most other tendencies that are now manifesting in the north, is that whatever El-Zakzaky is thought to be, or actually is, has its roots in the actions and inactions of that oligarchy. If El-Zakzaky is able to recruit the hundreds of thousands of followers that he controls in that part of the country, it is because of what the northern elite had allowed over centuries; in the name of religion and culture. How would people give birth to children only to go and dump them with alfas and imams without providing funds for the upkeep of those children? Where did they expect the religious leaders to get funds to cater to the needs of those children? Naturally, the religious leaders in turn resort to sending them to the streets to go beg for alms when they should be in school. It’s a long story which is all too familiar to be fully retold in a time like this, but which we still must always bring to remembrance when discussing such topic. The irony of it all is that while the northern elite play games with the poor people’s children, they take time to get their own children the best of education, home and abroad. How they ever thought they would continue to deceive the poor in the name of culture and religion in perpetuity is bewildering. Some of us have always had cause to warn that these children that the elite have chosen not to train (read educate) will someday come to haunt them. Unfortunately, those children are not just haunting them, they are haunting the entire country today. Yet, every part of the country has always got money from the centre in the better part of our post-independence era, with the north having the lion’s share because of its huge population. The question now is; what has the northern oligarchy done with that lion’s share of money that they have been collecting as a matter of entitlement, because of that huge population? If they had utilised those funds to educate the children on whose behalf they have been collecting the lion’s share, people like El-Zakzaky would not have the thousands, if not millions, of the ignoramuses that they recruit because those ones would know their right from their left and thus be better armed to reject fallacies being coated in religious garbs.

    Obviously El-Zakzaky is being treated the way he is, despite being a respected Muslim cleric, and a northerner, to boot, because of his brand of Islam (Shiite Movement). Nigeria’s northern elites largely belong to the Sunni sect. So, it is not all the time about ethnicity or even Mohammedanism in the north. Were the matter that simplistic, El-Zakzaky may not only be walking the streets free, he, probably like Sheikh Ahmad Gumi, be doing all manner of things, including being an authority liaising with bandits and terrorists and advising the government on the way out for them. What I am saying is that; even in the north, you must not only be religiously correct, you must be correct sect-wise, too. So, just as I said last week, some of these ‘wars’ ostensibly being fought in the national interest are mere extensions of personal or other group interests having nothing to with the health and wellbeing of the nation.

    If you doubt this; just ask yourself how is El-Zakzaky’s IMN worse than other Islamic groups that have kept on terrorising the nation, even as the man has been in incarceration for about five years? How are his teachings more ‘poisonous’ than those of many others who are fraternising with those in power? We know of a minister who had expressed support for terrorism in the past but he is still sitting pretty in office because they said that was when he was blind; that now, he can see! Daily, we keep witnessing terrorists being handed amnesty on a platter and being asked to go but sin no more. Yet, the government insisted on keeping El-Zakzaky behind bars.

    Perhaps what the governments that have made this possible do not understand is the spiritual dimension to some of these might-is-right decisions. Many governments in the country are not doing well, no doubt. But both the Federal Government and the El-Rufai  Kaduna State government have been in the news almost in perpetuity for the wrong reasons. It is not all the time that you punish someone unfairly (at least unfairly to the extent that there are others like him, or probably worse than him that are untouchable) that you don’t have consequences, almost always negative. Only a few days ago, President Muhammadu Buhari was reported to have said he is doing his best for the country. Perhaps he should look in the direction of some of these multiple standards for reasons why his best is not good enough for the country. There could be spiritual dimensions to it. I am not saying El-Zakzaky is a saint; but the point I am making is that there are other religious and probably political leaders with worse indoctrinations than his that are enjoying government cover. Is that not the reason we keep engaging in needless debates over certain acts being mere banditry and others, terrorism; neither of which is visited with the desired state might that could have nipped them in the bud, in spite of the needless hair-splitting on their definitions?

    But we must commend the Shiites for their near-absolute resolve to follow the process through to this end, despite having lost about 347 of their members in the course of the crisis. As human rights lawyer, and Director, Centre for Labour Studies (CLS), Femi Abori­sade, said, the judgment is victory over tyranny. “The judicial victory has established the innocence of Zakzaky and his wife on the false accusations levelled against them. The judicial victory has vindicated the Shiites Movement in Nigeria who courageously defied all menacing vicious repression by security agents and contin­ued to protest peacefully for the release of Zakzaky and his wife.”

    We must also commend the judiciary for finding the law for the weak (apologies to the Late Chief Gani Fawehinmi) in the El-Zakzaky case. With this judgment, El-Zakzaky’s enemies should have realised the limits of raw or naked power. They should imagine the humiliation they will go through when they leave power when, even in government, they keep failing in their bid to define governance in their own narrow, parochial and authoritarian perspectives. If you pursue a man with all the might and force of power this far and keep getting floored by him, the sensible thing to do is to beat a retreat, silently leak your wounds and set him free. (Ta ba leni, ta o ba ni, a dehin leyin eni). This trite Yoruba saying aptly summarises El-Zakzaky’s recent experiences in the hands of both the Federal Government and the Kaduna State government that lost in this matter which is obviously more political than legal.

    It is gratifying that a man who had been denied the opportunity of enjoying bail several times has finally regained his freedom. One of such occasions was on December 2,  2016, when the Federal High Court in Abuja ordered El-Zakzaky and his wife released from detention as their continued incarceration violated their rights. It also ordered the government to pay him N50million compensation. For want of anything reasonable to say, the Federal Government had said then that El-Zakzaky was under protective custody; in other words, that he was being kept by the government in his own interest.

    Whereas it should not take more than 48 hours (two days) for any person detained to be arraigned in court, it took the Federal Government two years to get El-Zakzaky a hearing in court. Agape love indeed!

    The more those in power in the country are made to realise that the days of might as right are gone for good, the better. It is the same thing they want to export abroad, impunity; when they should be exporting agricultural products with value added to get money. And when those outside turn them down, they want to make that look like a crime against Nigeria. Just the same way they treat us at home.

    El-Zakzaky should press for compensation from those who incarcerated him unjustly. That is how best to draw the curtain on the unjust treatment.

     

  • Miscreants downed our fighter jet!

    Miscreants downed our fighter jet!

    By Tunji Adegboyega

    It was as if Flt. Lt. Abayomi Dairo, the lucky pilot of the Nigeria Air Force (NAF) who escaped death when his fighter jet was shot down by bandits in Zamfara State on July 18 knew what I was going through when he wondered aloud in his testimony whether it was appropriate to refer to people who shot down the Alpha jet as bandits.

    I was in a meeting on Wednesday where we could not agree on whether there indeed was any dichotomy between bandits and terrorists. As a matter of fact, the  debate raged on until the majority carried the day. That was after agreeing almost unanimously that bandits were the junior brothers of terrorists. In other words, that bandits were like pick pockets while terrorists were the armed robber version of them.

    But Flt. Lt. Dairo helped me make up my mind on Thursday when I came across what was reported as his testimony in an online platform, Salone GIST. Although the pilot referred to those who shot down the jet  as “bandits”  several times in the testimony, the fact that he wondered aloud at all whether calling them bandits was not oversimplifying the issue, is sufficient. I guess he continued to refer to them as bandits to be politically correct. I know he must have come across bandits several times to be able to know that those who had the capacity to bring down a fighter jet cannot pass for mere bandits.

    “I will still share my testimonies but truly, God ordered my steps, the bandits (meanwhile they are ruthless like Boko Haram, I dunno why we still call them bandits) were more interested in capturing me than shooting me (even at point-blank range), eventually they got neither…”

    I rejoice with Dairo and congratulate him for his lucky escape. As a Yoruba man, he knows he is Ayorunbo (someone who has literally been to heaven and returned). Many of his colleagues have gone through similar circumstances like his; that he is alive to tell the story is what makes the difference. And, if as he claimed, the bandits who shot down his jet really wanted him captured alive, it is because they knew the benefits of such. So, in a sense, Nigeria too is lucky that Dairo escaped only with injuries. If he had been captured, only God can tell whether he would not have told his captors more than they would have asked him. It is only in rare cases that captured soldiers do not sing like canaries. Many others would take bullets with their buttocks! Only the Abubakar Shekaus of this world would rather commit suicide than be captured by the enemy. As they say, when someone spits on the floor and quickly rubs it off with his foot, it is because he knows what spittle could be used for (eni to tu’to si’le to fi ese pa’ re’ mo ohun ti won nfi ito se ni). Shekau knew he too was merciless with his war captives and so quickly put two plus two together to take his own life rather than be captured and tortured to sing by his captors.

    But, beyond the celebration of Dairo’s lucky escape is a somewhat more fundamental issue that bothers on the mutual distrust and suspicion that have become the hallmarks of governance in Nigeria, especially in recent times.

    Many of the people trying to make a distinction between banditry and terrorism on the downed jet are doing so not for the fun of it but to drive home a germane point, to wit; that the Federal Government would not want to refer to the people who brought down the military jet as terrorists because the government knows the consequences of such declaration. They argue that if that had happened in the south, particularly the south east, truckloads of soldiers in battle gears would have been sent there to teach the people a lesson that what they had done was rascality taken too far. That they cannot dare the state with such audacity and expect a mere slap on the wrist.

    Meanwhile, we seem to have heard the last of the matter because, as usual, time is expected to heal the wounds. The same way government has refused to keep to its promise of prosecuting some powerful Nigerians suspected to be financing the terror war. The same way we have not heard anything again on the owner of the helicopter that was alleged to be ferrying food and arms to terrorists.

    We do not even seem to be in a hurry to find out how it is easy for combat jets that we procured with so much money to be brought down or to crash. Agreed, fighter jets can be brought down, but how frequently? When would enough be enough to make us set up inquiry as to why at least four of them had either crashed or brought down in a spate of seven months?

    Meanwhile, who brought down the jet, bandits or terrorists? I think they must be miscreants, as an online commentator suggested. Bandits brought down a fighter jet that the NAF itself admitted “came under intense enemy fire which led to its crash in Zamfara.” This government has every reason to gag the press. They want us to call dog monkey even when we can clearly see it is a dog.

    There is God o.

     

  • Still the leadership deficit

    Still the leadership deficit

    By Tunji Adegboyega

    When I come across a message like the one in the WhatsApp poster in this piece, what keeps agitating my mind is what kind of priorities Nigeria’s leaders have. How could a man who was earning about N500 ($700) in 1983 when he started working have ended up retiring in 2016 on N180,000 ($500), 33 years later? Yes, he has more Naira notes in his pocket but what are they worth, after all? Nigeria I want to believe, must be one of the very few backward countries where that is possible and its leaders would not be disturbed.

    Yet, the country has never been headless. As a matter of fact, some of the heads have had to return to the seat of power to pick whatever they forgot in their first coming. This itself is sickening in a country the size of Nigeria, which also boasts several men and women of timber and caliber; men and women of international acclaim who can rub shoulders with their peers in any part of the globe. How come we have been giving some people this kind of undeserved opportunity?

    As a matter of fact, the message in the WhatsApp poster is what comes to my mind whenever I admonish Labour to fight for good governance instead of minimum wage. Our problem is not with minimum or maximum wage. It is bad governance. And I have always said that governments in Nigeria would prefer giving meaningless minimum wage (even if they would renege before the ink used in signing the agreement dries up) to Labour rather than give good governance. Unfortunately, Labour leaders keep their eyes more on minimum wage. I hope and pray that whatever veil is covering their eyes would sooner than later fall off to enable them see clearly.

    Where else is minimum wage reviewed astronomically as we do in Nigeria?  Granted that this should be done about once in five years, the objective is not to double or triple it, but to align it with inflationary trend. That is the objective in several parts of the civilised world. It is a misnomer in a country that is well run to have minimum wage reviewed from, say, N18,000 to N30,000 as we did recently. The WhatsApp poster is enough evidence of how badly Nigeria has been run.

    Just as another WhatsApp message below.

    Titled ‘Nigeria, my Nigeria’, there are about 14 pertinent questions that remind us of a once prosperous, glorious, safe, Nigeria. They remind us that, indeed, there was once upon a country. I don’t care about whatever the Muhammadu Buhari administration’s agenda is (if any);what is clear is that if there is one, it is not working. I therefore suggest that the government may take any six of the issues below for resurrection in the remaining 22 months of its tenure. I have brought down the pass mark to this rock bottom level because, ordinarily, to have five marks in a probable 14 we all know is failure. But when an exam is somewhat difficult and the examiner wants to assist the candidates, he can bring down the graph. That is what I have done to give the Buhari government a good chance to pass the objective tests.

     

    THE QUESTIONS

    “Is this the same Nigeria that was visa free to England and other western countries?

    Is this the same Nigeria that $1 was 71 kobo?

    Is this the same Nigeria that had the largest airline in Africa?

    Is this the same Nigeria that flight ticket to London was N150?

    Is this the same Nigeria that ‘tear-rubber’ Peugeot 504 was less than five thousand naira?

    The same Nigeria that had car assembly plants ( Peugeot and Volkswagen)?

    Is this the same Nigeria that had great leaders like Zik, Balewa, Awo, Enahoro, etc?

    Is this the same Nigeria that Indians used to come and apply for teaching jobs?

    Is this the same Nigeria that was ‘abroad’ to Ghanaians, Liberians and others?

    Is this the same Nigeria that funded and hosted the first black arts festival?

    Is this the  same Nigeria where the consumption of canned foods like Geisha and sardines by students was seen as poverty?

    Is this the same Nigeria that students were given jobs and car incentives in their final year in the university?

    Is this the same Nigeria that secondary school students could travel to any other state unaccompanied, without fear whatsoever?

    Is this the same Nigeria where nobody cared about religious affiliations, where Christians and Muslims coexisted amicably?

    This is certainly not that Nigeria we knew.”

    So, let the government use just 50 percent of the energy it is using to pursue Nnamdi Kanu and Sunday Igboho to get just five of these questions right and it would be the toast of Nigerians. Indeed, Nigerians are not clapping for the government over the duo because they (Nigerians) don’t see them as their problem, if the truth must be told. The men could be enemies of the establishment, not of Nigerians. Pure and simple. We may question their method; definitely not their grievances. Only an irrational person can be comfortable with the way things are in Nigeria today.

     

  • Well said

    Well said

    By Tunji Adegboyega

    Mum has been the word from the Presidency on the latest resolutions of the southern governors’ meeting, particularly on the unnecessary furore on closed or open grazing. The 17 governors met in Lagos on July 6, under the aegis of Forum of Southern Governors and came up with some resolutions on national issues, including the contentious open grazing which, obviously, is my concern as with many other Nigerians. We should not be tired of registering our opposition to the Federal Government’s position on the matter because, to do that is dangerous.

    Whereas in May when the governors first announced the ban on open grazing in their states, the presidency dismissed the ban saying it “is of questionable legality.” Presidential spokesman, Garba Shehu, characteristically defended his fellow Fulanis: the presidency, he said, found “no solution offered from their (Southern Governors’ Forum) resolutions” to the incessant herder-farmer clashes. According to him, “The President had approved a number of specific measures to bring a permanent end to the frequent skirmishes as recommended by Alhaji Sabo Nanono, the Minister of Agriculture, in a report he submitted and the President signed off on it back in April, well before the actions of the Southern Governors Forum which attempts to place a ban on open grazing and other acts of politicking intended by its signatories to demonstrate their power.”

    Who or what gave President Muhammadu Buhari the impression that Alhaji Nanono is the repertoire of knowledge in this matter? How did the government come to the conclusion that the solution found to such a highly explosive issue by the minister is superior to that of the governors of the southern states put together? How on earth could a democratically elected president have “signed off” to quote Shehu on such a recommendation by just one individual, when almost all the governors have said no to open grazing, from the north to the south? Obviously President Buhari is still under the illusion that he is a military ruler and is therefore making the same mistake some of the other generals made, to wit: that of continuing to see Nigeria as a country best run under a unitary system of government.

    Failure or refusal to admit that this can no longer be the way will only continue to polarise the country along all manner of primordial cleavages. At the end of the day, the President will not have the final word on this matter and by the time he is supposed to go in 2023, he would only have succeeded in leaving no worthwhile legacy beyond fighting the other parts of the country in order to please Fulani herders.

    Quite honestly, I have no issue with the president if he is so fascinated by herders trecking all over the forests in the name of cattle rearing when nations that are reaping billions of dollars from beef no longer engage in such anachronistic practice. That is his choice. My issue is with the president insisting on other ethnic groups to embrace this antiquated practice by fire, by force, just to assuage the largely Fulani herders. President Buhari should stop this endless search for accommodation that the Fulani could not get in several other parts of Africa, in Nigeria.

    The president was so carried away on this matter that he even, last month, told his attorney-general and minister of justice, Abubakar Malami, to exhume a non-existent federal law on grazing routes! I wonder why Malami (who probably gave him such advice) has not been able to produce a copy of the law.

    If this is the mindset of the country’s leadership, then why are we still wondering why Nigeria remains a potentially great nation in perpetuity, when many other countries that were our mates on the back seat of development in the 1970s, notably the Asian Tigers, have since moved on and are now better respected in the comity of nations?

    President Buhari has come a long way on this matter and has always met with stiff resistance at every juncture. He had toyed with the idea of cattle colonies, cattle routes, grazing reserves and Rural Grazing Areas (RUGA), to no avail. Even our acknowledged military dictators would not dare thread this path to nowhere in particular this far.

    The president’s obstinate insistence on something that other ethnic groups have objected to, and, in fact, keep objecting to, is enough indication that there is more to it than just getting water and food for cattle. And, if Nigerians keep rejecting the ideas by the government as solution, it is because they have seen the packaging and repackaging of government’s measures on the matter as poisoned chalice, no thanks to the president’s undisguised bias on it.

    The truth of the matter is that with the Buhari government’s parochial mindset, it would take eternity for us to move forward. Nigeria cannot be talking about grazing routes at this point in time when the world is talking about 5G and IT. It is common knowledge that the world is ruled by ideas and technology, both products of a sound education. But when a government is pushing forward policies that would condemn some Nigerians to cavemen, with chances of being educated very slim, the rest of us would have to pay for their ignorance someday. That is what is playing out in the north that has compounded the country’s security situation, and which the government has not been able to find solutions to. This is the more reason why the rest of us cannot keep quiet, otherwise we would become like the two-eyed man being led by a blind or one-eyed man — we are all destined for the ditch.

    We will only continue to deceive ourselves if we keep living in the illusion that Nigerians are one people. I have always said that we are not. That is why we talk of the 1914 amalgamation of the country. Also, a time there was when we used to pride ourselves as a ready destination for investments because of our huge population. This no longer holds. The world is no longer thinking in terms of population in absolute terms but in terms of the value added to that population. What does humanity stand to gain from that crowd? This is the issue now.

    We need to encourage the governors, whether southern or northern, to keep meeting to articulate their people’s views. The fact that this is being done without prejudice to any sort of affiliation – political, religious, ethnic – makes the matter all the more commendable. Indeed, this ought to be saluted by a well-meaning Federal Government rather than condemning the salutary move and their well-thought-out recommendations on a matter so dear to their people’s hearts.

    It is high time we took our destiny in our hands. People in Abuja are too far and too detached to know where the shoes pinch. The time that one central power staying far away will continue to determine the fate of million others is gone. Many of the governors know that with the way the Buhari government is going, it is a matter of time for their people to start pelting them with stones if they do not stand to be counted on their side on open grazing. It is that contentious.

    Who knows His Excellency’s phone number?

    I have been looking for His Excellency’s phone number since I saw a WhatsApp post that painted him in a different light from what we hear from or see of him today. It was sometime in the era of the Goodluck Jonathan administration when many schoolgirls were abducted by Boko Haram. His Excellency had not become governor then. He took the Jonathan administration to the cleaners. How sweet it is to be in opposition! His Excellency, then simply Mallam, waxed lyrical and the grammar was flowing as a loose tap. I guess he had been asked a question of why those of them in the opposition then had to politicise the issue of the abducted girls.

    Hear him: “…If one of those girls were Jonathan’s daughter, the story would be different. The only reason why these girls are still in captivity is because they are not the daughters of any important man in Nigeria, and we know it. And if you say I am politicising them, then go and rescue the girls so that I don’t have a basis to politicise it.”

    Hear His Excellency when asked if he was in support of negotiation to rescue the girls, he said: “I am in support of every option; when you have lives of your citizens at risk, you should not take any option off the table. You should be flexible, you should listen…”

    Can anyone guess which of His Excellencies was recorded on video to have said all of these in just 30 seconds? Your guess is as good as mine, especially as I had earlier introduced him as Mallam.

    His Excellency in question is Mallam Nasir el-Rufai, the governor of Kaduna State. Today, His Excellency has turned 360 degrees. It is no longer about not disregarding any option or being flexible in the case of abductions. Some options are not tenable now that His Excellency’s political party is in power. One of these is payment of ransom. Mallam el-Rufai has more or less sworn never to pay ransom to kidnappers so as to discourage the criminals involved in this nefarious activity. Not even the killing of some of the abducted students of Greenfield University, Kaduna State, who were abducted in April would make the governor change his stance. His position, no doubt, is good on paper. But how realistic in practice?

    His Excellency just showed us that, when, on July 2, he withdrew his children from the public school they have been attending. The governor said he did that to also protect the other pupils in the school. Good talk. Perhaps it would have been interesting for His Excellency to dare those threatening to abduct his children to have their way so we can see if he can live to his threat not to pay ransom if that was requested by the abductors. May be that way, he would experience, first hand, the pressure that fathers of other abducted children go through in the house with their wives. That way, he would have seen the ‘civil war’ that would break out between him and his wife. I want to believe that the smoke of that was even what led to the withdrawal of his children from the school in the first place.

    I want His Excellency to prove me wrong.

    Just in case His Excellency is not shielded from reading this piece, he could instruct one of his personal assistants to send me his number so I can forward the WhatsApp post to him to confirm its authenticity. If otherwise, I am ready to tender an unreserved apology.

    By the way, I was greatly relieved when the embattled governor said he was not going to contest the presidential election in 2023. Although I had no doubt that His Excellency would not only lose the election, right in his state, he would lose his deposit as well. If he truly won the 2019 election, the Kaduna people would not allow the same fire burn them twice. The governor would lose not because he is not doing some things to uplift the people’s wellbeing but because of his abrasive and arrogant style.

    An el-Rufai presidency coming even two decades after the Muhammadu Buhari presidency would be one too many.

  • All for TB at 60

    All for TB at 60

    By Tunji Adegboyega

    Simplicity. Loyalty. Humility. Dedication. The man, Tunji Bello, Lagos State Commissioner for the Environment, epitomises all of these and probably more. The one simply known as TB clocked 60 on Thursday, July 1.

    Despite being contemporaries in the media, Bello and I never had any serious contact until much later in life even though I attended his wedding with Chris Mammah, our deputy editor at The Punch at the time, in Mammah’s official car, a Volkswagen Beetle.

    So, when we attended the wedding of one of his children on July 7, 2018, what became a recurring thought on my mind was how indeed time flies! So, one of the products of a union that I attended with Mammah several years ago, that seemed like yesterday, has also come of age. That is one clear reminder that one too is no longer a kid.

    At such a landmark age, many of our politicians would roll out the drums. But Bello does not believe in such loud celebration. I have the feeling that some motherless babies homes would want Bello to keep celebrating everyday.

    Bello, an encyclopedia of the drainage system in Lagos, has humility and cool-headedness working for him. Bello might be 100% loyal to his political leader and mentor,  Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu. But that is not enough. He may even be brilliant. Again, that is not enough. People may respect him for these, but they revere him for his humility. This is the secret of his ‘nine lives’ that have enabled him survive in government and politics in the state since 2003 when he came on board.

    Bello is generous. It is not in my character to approach people in government for material assistance, especially for myself. It is even more of an abomination for me when that public official is my junior, whether in age or on the job. But I have had cause to seep from TB’s well of generosity, at least thrice, including during my father’s burial in 2015. I know he does same for many other people, professional colleagues and all, at least within the limits of his endowment.

    This is not about any attempt to analyse or eulogise the man, Tunji Bello. Lanre Arogundade, Emmanuel Oladesu, PhD., et al have done justice to that. Mine is just to felicitate with, and wish him more successes in his future endeavours.

    Since no one can walk without the head shaking, Bello has his weak points. An occasion like this should afford him the opportunity to work on his weaknesses even as he continues to improve on his positives.

    Happy birthday to the one I usually refer to simply as ‘Sake’. Many happy returns.

     

     

  • Chidinma (God is beautiful)

    Chidinma (God is beautiful)

    By Tunji Adegboyega

    Many Africans, including Ndigbo, believe there’s something in a name. Indeed, I doff my hat for them for their very rich proverbs which really are “the palm oil with which words are eaten” (apologies to one of the very great authors who advertised this aspect of the Igbo to the world, Chinua Achebe). Indeed, it was in one of Achebe’s books that I got to know that ‘Chi’ refers to God.

    And, as soon as the story of Chidinma Adaora Ojukwu and billionaire Super TV CEO Michael Usifo Ataga broke, what occurred to me was the dissonance between the name of the suspected murderer and her alleged crime. God and murder do not rhyme. So, I asked Google: “what does Chidinma mean”? And the answer I got was precise and straightforward: “God is beautiful.” Waow! What a beautiful name! How come someone with such a beautiful and holy name could have committed such an ugly and satanic crime? Apparently, there is a disconnect somewhere.

    What could have led a 21-year-old undergraduate to commit murder? What could have led a lady with such a promising future into drug taking? Or Aristo (sleeping around with sugar daddies)? Why would a seemingly harmless lady ever contemplate killing her lover?

    These are some of the questions that have been agitating my mind since the story broke, last week, of Ojukwu, a 300-level student of Mass Communication of the University of Lagos, who allegedly stabbed her 50-year-old lover to death in a service apartment in the Lekki area of Lagos. The more I watched Chidinma on video in search of clues to these questions, and possibly more, the more confused I became. But, in spite of my confusion, some answers could be deduced from her statements as reported in the newspapers, or as captured on video.

    One is the usual reason of having done such things under the influence of drugs that she claimed she was high on, alongside her lover. The second is the usual recourse to blaming the devil. Then the third: she said Ataga wanted to rape her. She claimed he had forced her to an initial round of sex and she had to resist violently when he wanted it the second time and she was not in the mood. In other words, she acted in self-defence. Then the fourth, perhaps the most bizarre; she said she had to kill her victim because she was not benefitting much from him, whatever that meant. Being a billionaire, perhaps she had expected he would also turn her into a multimillionaire overnight. Is that how costly her ‘product’ has become, even with the poor state of our economy?

    If her account is correct, she said they got acquainted about four months ago. For God’s sake, how much did she expect from a four-month-old relationship? It would be interesting to know how much she had been given by Ataga since they met. Was it a case of the man being stingy despite being stinking rich, or a case of an Oliver Twist who wanted more?

    Chidinma said Ataga’s killing was her first. How many people would believe her? Not even if all the angels in heaven testified in her favour. Indeed, but for this incident, and the reported confessional statements she allegedly offered so far, Chidinma comes across as someone who could not hurt a fly. But for ‘Atagagate’, one could have mistaken her for someone who would be dead scared to kill a fowl. Indeed, whenever I look at her picture in her natural state (not when she is high on drug), I see this innocence of a six-year-old who has not known any man before. She comes across to me as an innocent virgin.

    But Chidinma has confirmed that, truly, appearance could be deceptive. This is much more so given other details in the public domain, all pointing at her legendary waywardness which dates back to when she was a child. One, she started smoking at about age 11, a thing which infuriated her mother and eventually led to their separation. She has had the guts to disown her biological family simply on account of not wanting to be reprimanded for wrongdoing. She reportedly lied that Ojukwu was her father and that they hail from Anambra State whereas the family hails from Imo State. She has had cause to change her name from the original Chidinma Blessing Echefu to the Ojukwu that is now being widely reported in the media. It would seem clear that hers is waywardness by choice and not by circumstances, as her other siblings still live with their step-father that their mother married after their father died when Chidinma was only two years old.

    Attention has permanently been on her primarily because she is the female in this affair, and also because she is the one alive; her boyfriend is no longer in a position to defend himself. In matters like this, the female has always been at the receiving end, even right from the days of Jesus Christ. Remember the woman accused of adultery and taken to Jesus for judgment. Jesus knew the thoughts of her accusers when he said any of them who never did what the woman allegedly did should cast the first stone. Perhaps what he did not add was whether it was possible for one person to commit adultery all alone. If the answer is no, then, where is the male accomplice?

    In the instant case, we may be tempted to ask why the focus on only Chidinma? Why, for instance, would a man opt to befriend a girl he possibly could give birth to, knowing that love is no longer the love of old, but love now as a coefficient of material attraction; one in which money and sex play a dominant role?

    Unfortunately, although his relationship with Chidinma could not be defended under any circumstance, it is whatever the suspect claims against nothing, since the man is no longer around to give a counter-account. Ataga bagged his death sentence the very day he met Chidinma. The only thing was that the sentence was executed on June  15, when she allegedly stabbed him to death.

    Given the claim that Ataga was not killed by Chidinma alone since she alone could not have tied his hands, gagged before stabbing him multiple times (against Chidinma’s claim that she stabbed him only thrice), there is need for the police to widen their net for possible clue/s to the murder. The implication of this is that Chidinma may not be telling the whole truth about the matter. She had claimed she was able to strangle him before stabbing the victim because he was weak, having taken three wraps of ‘SK and Loud’ (a drug, apparently), whereas she took just one.

    Although we may not have heard the last on the matter, lessons could still be learnt from what is in the public domain so far. Her mother, according to reports, claimed she saw her last about 10 years ago. This gives a clear insight into the need for children to be ready to submit to parental guidance and control. Chidinma now has to face the consequence of her refusal to toe this path, and in a very serious manner for that matter.

    Even when in higher institutions, children should know that they still need to be monitored so as not to be carried away by the new-found freedom on campuses. She said she learnt some of the bad habits in the university. Parents who feel once their children get admission into higher institutions, such children are mature enough to be on their own have one or two lessons to learn from Chidinma.

    Our religious institutions also have a great role to play in character moulding. The Christian leaders need to redirect their focus to salvation, away from the present emphasis on prosperity.

    Chidinma’s waywardness is obviously the result of the failure of one or more of these agents of socialisation. She is obviously a victim of what the Late Fela Anikulapo-Kuti called “bad society” (Egbe kegbe). Parents must teach their children in the good way so that when they grow up, they would not depart from it.

    Now, Chidinma is pleading for forgiveness, saying she regrets her action. One wonders if this is not late at this time. She said she did whatever she did so she could pay her school fees. Is that of any value now?

    But, could Chidinma have been a victim of her other name that she gave herself, Adaora (daughter of all?) A ‘daughter of all’ is likely to end up as no one’s daughter in particular. That is what another Igbo proverb taught us: “this thing is mine is different from this thing is ours.”