Category: Tunji Adegboyega

  • May Day: Then and now

    May Day: Then and now

    Last Thursday was May Day, otherwise known as Workers Day. Years back, workers looked forward to May Day not only for its fanfare but also for the powerful words from Labour leaders to those in government; and oftentimes, from the head of state and governors.  Even in the military era, the military rulers did not joke with Labour because they understood the use to which its enormous powers could be put.

    But gone were those days. It seems the general fall in standards in the country has caught up with Labour too, with its leaders not knowing the value of what they carry. One expected the Labour leaders to be more vibrant and more articulate in a democratic setting. Unfortunately, it is not so; and unfortunately too, one does not know what could be responsible for this lethargy (some say it is docility) – whether it is the usual everybody has a price tag or it is just that the Labour leaders are overwhelmed by the sheer weight of the challenges confronting their members. Isn’t it baffling that there is nothing concrete from the unions over the missing Chibok secondary school girls? Nothing concrete from Labour over the spate of bombings? Nothing over the various scams that have almost emptied our treasury, etc?  Of course I understand perfectly well that Labour leaders cannot be divorced from the society and that a society gets the kind of Labour leaders (just as it gets the kind of political leadership) that it deserves.

    But President Goodluck Jonathan added salt to injury while addressing workers at the May Day rally held at the Eagle Square, Abuja.  “The challenge of the country is not poverty, but redistribution of wealth, he said.” The president was reacting to a World Bank report which categorised Nigeria among the five poorest countries in the world. He said further: “Nigeria is not a poor country. Nigerians are the most travelled people. There is no country you go that you will not see Nigerians. The GDP of Nigeria is over half a trillion dollars and the economy is growing at close to seven percent.”

    “Aliko Dangote was recently classified among the 25 richest people in the world . I visited Kenya recently on a state visit and there was a programme for Nigerians and Kenyan business men to interact and the number of private jets that landed in Nairobi that day was a subject of discussion in Kenyan media for over a week.

    “If you talk about ownership of private jets, Nigeria will be among the first 10 countries, yet they are saying that Nigeria is among the five poorest countries”, the president said. So, ownership of private jets is the barometer for measuring poverty and affluence in a country?  Some weird logic, you would say, but that is vintage President Jonathan who only yesterday traversed Bayelsa bare- footed, for you! Again, is a preponderance of private jets just a status symbol, or is it also a vote of no confidence in public air transportation in the country? My submission here is that President Jonathan should cast his mind back to those days he went without shoes; what would have been his reaction then if any leader had said poverty was not a Nigerian simply on account of the presence of many private jets in the country? Whatever that is is Nigerians’ feeling about his logic.

    Indeed, but for the fact that the president was amply quoted verbatim, and also for the fact that such statements are becoming part his conspicuous mannerism, one would have said he was misquoted. Almost every aspect of his speech is an indictment of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) which has been in power for about 15 consecutive years. What has the party done since the return to democratic rule in 1999 to redistribute the wealth?  Perhaps, by way of suggestion, I can be of help here, if the Bretton Woods expert/s and other financial juggernauts in the government’s think-tank have not thought along that line. Such a simple oversight can be allowed, especially in an economy where wealth is so unevenly distributed and government officials and politicians are some of the highest remunerated in the world.

    My prescription: let the government give to every Nigerian (including babies but excluding those with private jets and others who are stupendously rich) about N5million each. At least we can start the redistribution from here!

    But that is just by the by. On a more serious note however, there are many ways wealth can be redistributed without giving handouts to people: By way of scholarships to students, by liberalising access to finance, by making power available, and what have you. Obviously, the president either deliberately did not tell the workers or he conveniently forgot  to add that the chunk of the wealth in the hands of the few rich people in the country is ill-gotten. From pension fund scam to oil subsidy scam, to all manner of funds that are unaccounted for, especially in the oil industry; the whole place stinks.

    Of course, we can say President Jonathan is only being a ‘chip off the old block’ because former President Olusegun Obasanjo, his (now estranged) political godfather expressed a similar sentiment when he said years back that we cannot say Nigerians are poor because many of them, including even teachers, can now afford ‘tokunbo’ vehicles! But if the president must be told, this country can never have wealth properly distributed in so far as we continue to have the kind of scandalous jamboree like his National Conference whose participants get stupendously paid in a country where government approved a meagre N18,000 as minimum wage.

    I do not know how the workers reacted to the president’s speech and in fact would not be surprised if some of them, including their leaders, applauded it as an excellent one. But I know that in those days, such a speech would have attracted criticism from Labour leaders and the workers generally. How could the reward of what millions of hardworking Nigerian workers toiled for be in the pockets of a few?

    President Jonathan has spent the better part of his life in the south south region, so he might not be conversant with the proverb that “a rich man in the midst of six poor men is their chairman”. It is just that the poor hardly meet; otherwise, that would have been clear to such a rich man because he would always remain the one to be called to chair the meeting. But the earlier the president understood this fact, the better for him and the country. Part of why Boko Haram seems to have an endless number of suicide bombers is that wealth has been over-concentrated in the hands of a few for far too long. So, the situation demands far-reaching measures to reverse the ominous trend and not endless promises as usual from the Jonathan government which is tall in making promises but shot in delivery.

    Nothing in the president’s roadmap out of the wealth-lopsided logjam suggests he is on the right path. Indeed, he may be working assiduously in the wrong direction. His charted course is rather long and tortuous. It is like someone who wants to travel to Ibadan from Lagos and decides to go through the old road when all he could have done was hit the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway and save himself a lot of time, energy and resources. It is time for the government to begin to work fast in the right direction to avoid a situation where Boko Haram would be a national feature. Contrary to what President Jonathan thinks, there is no politics in the World Bank rating. There is no cheating in photographs; it is the way you sit that the camera captures. So, the earlier he addressed the problem, the better for him, the government and the nation at large.

    And, as for the Labour leaders, they need to go dust the books to see how their predecessors did it. Here, the works of Pa Michael Imoudu, Alhaji Hassan Sunmonu and Adams Oshiomhole, to mention only a few, would do. Not to talk of Frank Kokori, who was only secretary-general of the National Union of Petroleum Employees of Nigeria (NUPENG) but who many would think was NLC leader during the June 12 struggle. The times might have changed, the issues have not.

  • A tale of two empathisers

    A tale of two empathisers

    President Jonathan and Gov Shettima’s reactions to recent national tragedies as case study

    President Goodluck Jonathan would appear to have left undone what he ought to have done, only to do what he ought not to have done immediately after the Nyanya bomb blasts of April 14 in which, officially, 75 people were reported killed (unofficial sources quoted over 200), and 170 injured, some critically; and the abduction of 234 students of Government Girls Secondary School, Chibok, Borno State, in the night of the same day. These were serious developments that should have put not just the government but the entire nation in a somber mood in societies where human lives are valued.

    But not here. President Jonathan travelled to Kano the day after the bomb blasts, and a few hours after the abductions, to attend a political rally. Mr Labaran Maku, information minister, was to stoutly defend the president’s trip and also restate the usual government’s assurance (that assures no one). He said many things, including the usual belated closing of the door after the horse has bolted. “We will make it very difficult for people with bad intensions to penetrate our parks. Certainly, we are going to bring bomb detectors and we are going (emphasis mine) to work with our security to guide us on how to make our schools, parks, markets and other public places safe for our people,” he said. In our five years of fighting the insurgents, is it just occurring to the government that these public places must be protected?

    Mr. Maku said the President has directed the FCT Minister to begin surveillance and provision of security around the Nigerian capital, Abuja. How come it is now that they are to begin these, in spite of the fact that Abuja had been attacked again and again by Boko Haram? What happened to the CCTVs in the city? Obviously Mr. Maku himself must have lost count of the number of times he had made similar statements and given similar assurances on behalf of the government since he became information minister.

    Perhaps the worst of it all was his statement that President Jonathan made the Kano trip to drum it to the numbskulls that they (terrorists) cannot paralyse the government, whatever they do. Hear Maku: “I think going to Kano was a statement, a loud statement that terrorism will not stop the administration of this country”. Nothing could be more harebrained. It was the kind of defence that worsens matters when silence would have been golden.

    Not only did President Jonathan go to Kano, he danced at the rally with many of his party’s supporters. Could they have been dancing on the graves of the Nyanya victims? Or could they have been thrilled that some 234 innocent girls had been abducted by Boko Haram members? What could have warranted such celebratory mood? Someone who “has suffered psychologically as a result of this criminality,” as Mr Maku wanted us to believe, could not have been in a dancing mood barely a few hours after these horrible incidents. Mr. Maku himself said journalists used some gory pictures of the bombing which I am sure the president saw. How come he still found the feet to dance after seeing such pictures, if indeed they were gory, and if indeed he was not insensitive?

    Even the British High Commissioner to Nigeria, Dr Andrew Pocock, donated blood for the Nyanya victims, a thing that the minister of state for health said was a major challenge. If the president was as touched by the incidents as Mr. Maku said, could he not have made blood donation or something relevant a major aspect of his Kano rally, instead of launching an attack on the state governor, Rabiu Kwankwaso, over campaign funds that he accused the governor of misappropriating? If the rally was so sacrosanct that it could not be postponed so that Ibrahim Shekarau, a former governor of Kano State that the president went to receive into the ruling party would not change his mind, there were better ways of empathising with the relatives of the dead as well as the parents of the hapless girls.

    Borno State Governor Kashim Shettima gave an example of this when he said: “I have seen very serious moments since I became governor of Borno State in 2011 at a period of insurgent crisis. I have seen many innocent lives lost for no reason and I mourn every life lost with empathy and high sense of responsibility. But the last one week has been my worst days as a governor and even the worst in my life. I am troubled as a father, as a leader and as a politician”.

    Shettima is not done yet, “ First, as a father, any time my young daughter comes around me in the last one week at the Government House, my heart beats very fast, my heart becomes so heavy and I develop serious headache when I look into the eyes of my young daughter, I wonder how the parents of those students feel when faced with the harsh reality that their daughters are either in the hands of abductors in fear and desperation for freedom, or wandering somewhere looking for safety while parents do not know the status of their children”. This sums it up.

    Someone who sees his daughter and remembers the reality that some other girls probably her age are out there in the hands of people that cannot be trusted can never find the time to dance so soon; it is just not possible. The talk about not grinding governance to a halt is rubbish. Is it by receiving a former governor into the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) that you prove to insurgents that they cannot stop government business? Couldn’t Shekarau have been received by the party’s chairman? Why the president who was supposed to be the chief mourner then? Even Mr. Maku that was defending the indefensible could not have found that same excuse pleasant if his daughter was among those abducted. I do not need to ask him the question the typical Hausa man would ask on whether one has experienced something before if it is true that it is only someone who had experienced it that would know how it feels.

    Governor Shetima said it all when he added that “I took a sympathetic note of one particular parent who reportedly said he preferred seeing his daughter’s body to the trauma of having her abducted”. Did this occur to Mr. Maku that it is the height of lack of faith in the system that would make a parent come to this sort of conclusion? It was for the same reason that the parents of the abducted girls had to go to the forest in search of their loved ones themselves. Dance will be a luxury that these parents cannot afford at this point in time; so, for the government to tell them that the president travelled for a political rally barely hours after their daughters were abducted to prove a point would only further alienate the parents from the government and reduce their faith in the country. “I pledge to Nigeria my country” is at this point so meaningless to them because it is not just a question of what they can do for Nigeria but also a question of what Nigeria can do for them. The same applies to the relatives of the victims of Nyanya blasts.

    We seriously have to be wary of those advising the president; these goofs are just too many and too frequent. It is important to probe whether they are not the Boko Haram within that the president himself spoke of sometime ago because the quality of their advice is suspect. One is not suggesting that President Jonathan should engage the services of professional criers to weep over these sad developments before we will know that he is worried. But there are by far better ways to mourn the dead in the Nyanya bomb blasts in a way that it would not look like one is dancing on their graves. And, as for the abducted girls, I leave you with the words of Dr Nze Anizort:”Just imagining the horrors those children will be passing through is enough to send shivers down one’s spine. But all we can do is to imagine it; the girls will be living it.”

  • After the marathon fasting …

    After the marathon fasting …

    If need be, Nigerians should repeat the  exercise next year, and then be expectant

    Between them, two mega churches with membership running into hundreds of thousands each have asked their members to observe at least 121 days of fasting this year alone. The churches – Living Faith Church Worldwide (a.k.a. Winners Chapel) – with Bishop David Oyedepo as its head, asked its members to observe the annual 21-day fasting which they did from January 6 to January 26. Members of the second church, the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG), headed by its General Overseer, Pastor Enoch Adeboye, observed a 100-day fast which started January 2 and ended on April 11. The position of these two churches represents that of Pentecostal churches concerning fasting, particularly with regard to Lent. For the benefit of those who do not know, Lent is a period when Christians practice fasting, repentance, moderation and spiritual discipline for 40 days, with the aim of imitating the actions of Jesus Christ and reflecting on his life, death and resurrection.

    As for the orthodox churches – the Anglican Communion, the African Church, Catholic Church, Methodist Church, etc., they observe Lent so fastidiously. They hardly joke with the 40 days fast, and especially the very last week, which they observe as Passion Week. I guess the Pentecostal churches prefer to fast as the spirit directs, rather than during Lent like the orthodox churches. Definitely the question of fasting at other times apart from Lenten Season cannot be because they do not want people to know when they (Pentecostal churches) are fasting since the announcement is everywhere online whenever they eventually decide to fast. For instance, almost everyone knew members of the RCCG were fasting from January 2 to the time the fasting ended on April 11.

    Anyway, this piece is not about the rightness or wrongness of any of these positions. Rather, its aim is to draw attention to fasting as a possible way out of our (specifically) national quagmire. And that is what we should focus on and not the ‘my Christianity (or even religion) is better or holier than yours’.

    Apart from these two churches whose members have had a cumulative 121 days of fasting, many other churches, particularly the orthodox ones, have only just ended their 40 days fast, which started on March 5 and ended on April 18. Millions must have participated in the fasting, considering the number of the orthodox churches in the country and their equally large membership. My point is that this year alone, Christians of all shades in the country must have fasted for 161 days. This is not to talk of other churches and individuals that were not captured in the 161 days cumulative fasting. This is a lot and if really we did it conscientiously, there should be result.

    Ordinarily, RCCG members fast every February; but Pastor Adeboye, in asking the faithful to embark on the 100 days fast this year, told them it is specifically for Nigeria, especially in the context of next year’s general elections and the earlier prediction that the country will disintegrate in 2015. If morning shows the day, what we have been seeing so far concerning the elections is enough to make us worry. And we should in a situation where a government that is not performing is doing everything to remain in power. The question is: to do what? What new thing has the ruling party to offer that it could not have done in the last 15 years that it has been in power? Curious enough, it is not talking about winning elections, its leader is talking about ‘capturing’ states, including places where people who might have dreamt of voting for the party would go back to sleep so they can have another dream to reverse the bad one.

    If only for this reason, I would not mind asking that the process be repeated next year. I understand some members of the RCCG have told Pastor Adeboye just that. Without doubt, it is not going to be easy, but it pays. What the Bible says is that “we shall also suck the milk of the Gentiles; and shall suck the breast of kings”. Unfortunately, it is the Gentiles and the kings that are sucking the milk of the faithful in Nigeria as in many parts of the world. Or, what do you call a situation where the governed are being burdened with all kinds of yoke, including removal of fuel subsidy, and asking the jobless to pay for jobs they will never get? This surely is not God’s purpose for Nigeria. If God had intended us to suffer as we are doing, He would not have so blessed us, not only with crude oil, but also with other mineral resources as well as quality human resource. A situation where the children of meat sellers are eating bones is an aberration; just as children whose parents are selling expensive apparels should not be going about in rags. So Nigerians, particularly Christians, who feel sufficiently concerned should not hesitate to pray and fast their way out of these anomalies.

    It will be a mockery of the spiritual exercise if at the end of the long days of fasting Gentiles and kings still keep sucking our milk when we ought to have wherever they have stored our stolen milk deep in our mouths, squeezing them with our tongues and teeth so as to draw in arrears our milk that they had sucked illegally in advance. If we must co-opt the Fall Down and Die people the next time we fast for this to happen, so be it.

    There is nothing wrong in our church leaders coming together against bad governance. As a matter of fact, this is one area they have been found wanting. It is not only political parties that can enter into alliance; spiritual leaders too can, if the aim is to defeat a common enemy. And they do not have to mention anybody or any political party in particular when praying. All they need do is pray fervently for God to come and take absolute control of the country. It is not their business to ask that God should touch the heart of the leadership. How many times did God ask Moses to go tell Pharaoh to ‘let my people go’? This tells us the futility in asking God to touch the hearts of leaders, sometimes. The point is that when our spiritual leaders call the right prayer points, like asking God to deal with those troubling the peace of Nigeria, this is enough poison to make the political leaders who have made the churches a Mecca of sort to think twice before going to those churches because they know what they are doing. They know they are the ones troubling the peace of Nigeria. As our people say in Yoruba land, a bad person knows he is bad; he is only waiting for someone to tell him. With due respect to our church leaders, the fact that most of these political leaders find it easy to go before those altars of God again and again should tell us that those altars are not carrying sufficient fire; otherwise, the heat should be enough to deter them from getting anywhere close.

    This country deserves better governance and our spiritual leaders have a great role to play in its rejuvenation. I know some faithful may feel so bad that many of these spiritual leaders are too close for comfort to the political leadership; many, including those whose churches don’t have any need for the filthy lucre that the latter may offer. Not to worry; let them (the spiritual leaders) just make the mistake of asking that the faithful pray and fast again for the country and the congregation should know where to direct their prayer. This is a road we travelled before; we have had a situation where a particular leader thought even if he must be removed, it would be bloody. But when the time came, not a single shot was fired; not even a baton was lifted. The rest is history.

    Things have just got to change.

  • Okonjo-Iweala’s hour

    Okonjo-Iweala’s hour

    Let’s celebrate our debasing; sorry rebasing

    “A prophet is without honour in his own land.” This is true of our Minister of Finance and Coordinating Minister for the Economy, Mrs. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala. Some readers took me up on why I excluded the minister when two weeks ago I lambasted our legislators, particularly the House of Representatives, for always willing to ask every beautiful woman in President Goodluck Jonathan’s cabinet to resign over (sometimes) flimsy reasons. I did not know how to respond to their queries. However, less than two weeks after, the answer came, even if somewhat fortuitously. I must have excluded the finance minister then because something bigger was in stock for her. In other words, her hour had not come when I wrote the piece, “Diezani here, Diezani there, wetin dis Diezani do”.

    I deliberately avoided saying‘ her hour finally came last week Monday’ because the present glory could just be the beginning of the ‘positive reports’ that the finance minster would get, despite criticisms by Nigerians that we are not doing well economically. Whatever they meant by that. Anyway, the present ‘endorsement’ came through a six-letter word – rebasing – that is so innocuous and easy to pronounce, but has led to damning reactions since Monday when the report was made public.

    I do not know why Nigerians are not happy with the rebasing report that is making waves in government circles. Are the reasons given for the achievement not convincing? With the rebasing, our Gross Domestic Product (GDP) as at 2013 is now estimated at N80.3trillion ($509.9billion). An elated Okonjo-Iweala noted; “Nigeria has moved to be the largest economy by GDP size in Africa and has moved to be the 26th largest economy in the world; it notched 10 points up. On a per capita basis, Nigeria is number 121 in the world, so we have the total GDP size of $2,688 per capita now and moved up from 135”. This has pushed us ahead of South Africa as the continent’s largest economy. Factors responsible for the new development include sectors like telecoms, information technology, music, online sales, airlines and film production that we did not reckon with when last we did the rebasing.

    And we say this is not worth celebrating? Even the president’s most unrepentant critics know that we have gone far in these previously neglected sectors between 1990 when we last did rebasing, and now. The icing on the cake for me is that we are even ahead of South Africa in terms of the size of our economy. For once, we are ahead of the South Africans in something good. Again, I ask, isn’t this worthy of celebration?

    The man who made the glory known, Nigeria’s Statistician-General, Dr Yemi Kale of the Nigerian Bureau of Statistics (NBS), said with the development, Nigeria is close to being in the league of the top 20 economies by 2020. This is one other good thing the rebasing has done. Auditor-general, we know; attorney-general, we know; accountant-general, we know. But I am convinced many Nigerians do not know our statistician-general. In spite of that, we are not even ready to give him the benefit of the doubt. May be this is because even though we have always known there is an agency called the NBS, we never knew by what title its head is known. But the bureau’s boss has been thrust into limelight, courtesy of this rebasing report. We used to take whatever statistics the then National Office of Statistics (NOS) released with a pinch of salt not necessarily because its men were inherently incompetent but because when we saw its equivalent in other countries and the state-of-the art equipment they paraded, we knew that our own NOS was just not there. It would seem Dr Kale realised we still nurse this fear and that was why he took the pain to explain to us that the bureau spent two years to complete the report, with the release date changed twice to get the numbers right. What the statistician-general is saying is that he is cock sure of the figures released by the bureau.

    I can see critics of the Jonathan presidency trying to remind Dr Kale that even the Federal Government had before now doubted the possibility of our joining the first 20 economies in the world by the year 2020. So, the government must have been talking nonsense. With Dr Kale’s rosy picture, what we have been unable to achieve through deliberate planning is now to become reality by playing with figures (statistics). In which case President Jonathan can now go to sleep; rest assured that the country,on auto pilot, will arrive the 20-20-20 destination in one piece and in no time. If we can come this close to the top economically despite our epileptic power supply, Boko Haram and what have you, then why have critics been telling us all these years that we must fix power supply and address our other challenges, as if we cannot make progress even in darkness and with insecurity as our companion?

    Critics of the rebasing say it does not put more money in the bank; that it does not put more food on the table or in their stomachs. Despite the rebasing, the people keep asking the same old questions about what some of them see as the latest ‘scandal’. All this while, Mrs Okonjo-Iweala has not been linked with any scandal. How come it is through a mere rebasing that some people will now be talking about scandal? Some others say the revision is ‘a vanity’; yet some say we are ‘a troubled giant’. As far as I am concerned, ‘troubled’ is an adjective; we remain a giant, troubled or untroubled, period. Some people are asking, why now? What political point do the minister and government want to make of it? And I say, why not now? Some others are saying the rebasing could lead to an increase in 2014 budget deficit by about N400billion, and that this is “very tempting to politicians in pre-election mood”. So what? Is election time not the only time our people have direct access to the pockets of politicians seeking votes here?

    For once, our caring President Jonathan said he would not celebrate the feat even though it calls for celebration. I hope he is not pandering to critics, particularly the opposition, that have made up their minds not to see anything good in his government. Hear the president in a Facebook message: “…Our Gross Domestic Product was rebased to give an accurate picture of where we are as a nation … While this calls for celebration, I personally cannot celebrate until all Nigerians can feel the positive impact of our growth. There are still too many of our citizens living in poverty”. Says who, Mr. President? Isn’t this too a question of perception?

    Come on, Mr. President, let’s celebrate this feat because it is not easy for a country to post this kind of statistics. Remember also Mrs Okonjo-Iweala’s pedigree. The truth is, it is one thing for a country to post impressive figures, it is another for this to reflect on the people’s lives. They are two different things; so, we shouldn’t mix Genesis with Exodus, as one of my former lecturers would say. It is Nigerians who do not know what the mantra of the administration – transformation – is that are saying nonsense about the rebasing. The president should not be celebration-weary. After all, the hang-over of the centenary celebration is over now.

    So, I hereby move that President Jonathan should cause a process to be put in motion to enable us ‘wash’ this rebasing. Those opposed to celebrating rebasing should pray for debasing as their portion. I can’t wait for the invitation because I am already salivating in anticipation of the new experience I am sure the bash, being a Nigerian affair, will always offer. Continental Dishes I have tasted; I am also fed up with Intercontinental Dish/es. As a matter of fact, the Lagos State Traffic Management Authority (LASTMA) men are so used to some of these intercontinental dishes like ‘kus-kus,’ ‘pok-pok’; not to talk of ‘shawarma’ that ‘Iya Shawarma’ takes to them at their duty posts daily to make their stay on the roads pleasurable. The only dish I have not tasted is this one that everybody talks about everyday – Satellite Dish. So, I won’t mind to have it for a change when the president sees the need to change his mind and allow us celebrate this major achievement. On the D-Day, I’ll take Satellite Dish. (It should not be an exclusive preserve of the rich). And wash it down with an exotic wine. We don’t have to reduce everything to bread and butter. We must roll out the drums and celebrate Mrs. Okonjo-Iweala’s fine hour. We need to vote billions for something again. Or what is the essence of our big economy?

  • Meet the common man,  at Tinubu’s birthday

    Meet the common man, at Tinubu’s birthday

    But one VIP who ought to be there was not: President Jonathan

    If course Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu has always identified with the common man, as numerous ordinary Nigerians have been drinking from his well of generosity. So, it was nothing new that the 6th Annual Bola Tinubu Colloquium, held at the Lagos Oriental Hotel, Lekki Road, Victoria Island, Lagos, on March 29, was tagged ‘The Summit of the Common man’. It was a befitting way to mark Tinubu’s 62nd birthday.

    Without doubt, some of those who came to the summit would have been wondering what the common man had to do with such a prestigious hotel. The invitation card was as simple as it could come, yet beautiful. The common man can still live with that elegance in simplicity. But Lagos Oriental Hotel, where I had to park my car on the fourth floor! Won’t the common man faint on seeing the place? What would be going on in his mind on getting there?

    Well, one may need to get into the inner recesses of the common man to find genuine answers to these questions. What is important for now is that as the event unfolded, no one was in doubt as to the fact that it, indeed, was a summit for the downtrodden. Don’t forget, the common man has many names: ‘the downtrodden’ is one of them; the others are ‘the masses’, ‘the hoi polloi’. In some instances they are more derogatively referred to as ‘the wretched-of-the-earth’. The summit turned out not to be the usual avenue for the rich and the mighty to talk to, or look down on the rest of the society, backslap and laugh heartily over champagne even as they decide who gets which oil bloc and which appointments, with due process least in their considerations.

    One needed to be at the event to appreciate the effort that was put into it. Kudos to those who conceived the idea of the annual colloquium as a way of institutionalising a platform for discourse on salient national issues. This year’s is spectacular in view of the Boko Haram mindless orgy of violence and the Nigerian Immigration Service (NIS) tragedy in which 19 Nigerian job seekers perished in their search for elusive jobs two weeks before (the colloquium). Since the common man is most affected by these tragic incidents, it is only fit and proper to ‘hear from the horse’s mouth’, as they say. The common man specially invited to the occasion came from all parts of the country and they also represented every aspect of our challenges as Nigerians, from insecurity to lack of social security even for the Older Citizens, to the chronic unemployment, to lack of capital for those who might even want to start their own business instead of roaming the streets in search of non-existent jobs, etc.

    Some of the accounts were as moving as they were gripping. Take the case of 23 year-old Emmanuel who had glaucoma in the secondary school which he needed N200,000 to treat. His parents could only raise N20,000. His dream of reading Sociology and capping it with a Master’s in Theology was seriously threatened as a result of the sight challenge. Emmanuel is currently an inmate in Bethsaida School for the Blind, 31, Agege Motor Road, Lagos, being managed by 43-year-old Chioma who was moved to found the home because some members of her immediate family were also blind. Emmanuel is sad because, according to him, the blind in Nigeria could have done better than the Steve Wonders of this world with the necessary encouragement. As with most similar homes, Bethsaida School for the Blind depends on the generosity of Good Samaritans, like the Tinubus, and at times, the inmates skip meals for lack of enough food to go round. It is a pathetic story that cannot be fully told here.

    There is also Mallam Aji who lost his wife and mother of their six children to the Boko Haram sect. As a lecturer, he says he is an endangered species. The armed gang came looking for him twice and had to kill his wife on the second occasion, because they thought she was hiding him from them. Mallam Aji also lost his uncle to the Boko Haram gangs and said that troops only responded after the harm had been done, despite warnings of impending attacks by the deadly sect.

    Soprinye Victor, a 2010 chemical engineering graduate of Niger Delta University came to Lagos in search of job. Unable to find one, she returned to Bayelsa, her home state, and began a hair dressing salon. This she lost to flood; she is still searching for job. She cracked a very costly joke which sent many guests laughing at first but later registered as a big indictment on the government, when she said someone told her she was not competent to speak on unemployment, as she is only three years on the unemployment queue!

    Mr Ron Mgbatogu was also there to speak for the neglected Senior Citizens. At 68, and after governments have taken his tax for over 40 years, he merely has a roof over his head but not a home of his own. He is lamenting the lack of rebates on goods and services for his category of citizens.

    Farmers were also represented by Alhaji Gambo Haladu from Kano State, who spoke about the racket that fertiliser subsidy has become; widows by Mrs. Elizabeth Unah, whose husband died in the attempt to rescue their children from an inferno. Her life has never been the same ever since their breadwinner died. As for fishermen, Chief Eric Dooh, from Goi Community in Gokana Local Government Area of Rivers State who lost his livelihood to oil pollution, stood in gap for them. The testimonies were rounded off with a video clip on the NIS tragedy. Depressing as the March 15 tragedy was, it was also a good mirror of the Nigerian society, from government’s sheer greed that will make it collect millions from jobless Nigerians, to the brutality of security agencies who treat Nigerians with contempt.

    Anyone with conscience must have left that place so dejected and asking how come we are suffering like this in the midst of plenty. Who did we (Nigerians) offend that is making us go through this kind of punishment in the hands of callous leaders that keep recycling themselves?

    Although, as expected, the place was jam-packed with the crème de la crème of the society, some of those who really matter were absent. The most conspicuous of them all was President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, thus prompting one to wonder whether he was not invited. If he wasn’t, that must have been a big oversight on the part of the organisers. He needed to be there to see it life, hear it life and probably feel it life. Perhaps what he would have heard and seen would have reminded him of his early childhood and thus prompted him to be more serious about governance. If he had been at that event, he would have known that corruption in Nigeria is indeed underestimated, contrary to his belief that it is exaggerated. His presence at that forum could have made him to ask more probing questions from his minister of finance and coordinating minister for the economy, Dr Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, when next she brandishes statistics showing that things are looking up in the country when they are actually looking down. I have always advocated that our big people, particularly those formulating policies must take time off their usual cocktail circuits to see and hear some of the things that we saw and heard at the summit. There is no way someone can know what the common man is going through unless the person takes time out to be with him.

    Anyway, it is not too late to let the president into the proceedings at the summit. Copies of video recording of the occasion should be sent to the Aso Rock Villa for President Jonathan’s attention and possibly, action. But my take is that the ruling party is already lost and its situation irredeemable; it does not believe Nigeria has serious challenges; the president’s position on corruption is my witness.

    But verily, verily I say unto you, the tragedy for the Nigerian nation is for the opposition parties not to do something about the country’s dire situation. The opposition, particularly the All Progressives Congress (APC) must get its axe together in its preparation for the next general elections. The ruling Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has sufficiently messed up the seat of power such that Nigerians must be ‘compound fools’ to return it to power. Like the fowl that is defecating in the soup pot, the party does not realise that it is already spoiling its final resting place.

  • Diezani here, Diezani there

    Diezani here, Diezani there

    Wetin dis Diezani do?

    I have been following the unwarranted virulent attacks on the person of our dear petroleum minister, Diezani Alison-Madueke, especially since the fuel subsidy protests of January 2012, with keen interest, or, if you like, with rapt attention. By the way, what has happened to these twin expressions, ‘rapt attention’ and ‘keen interest’, that used to adorn the pages of our newspapers years ago? Newspaper readers will remember that back then, no newspaper was complete without them. Somebody of substance must be doing something while others looked on with keen interest; or saying something to which they listened with rapt attention.

    But this is not my worry today. My concern today has to do with why we can’t stomach beautiful things in this country. It was the House of Representatives that started this nonsense when it took on our amiable director-general of the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), Arunma Oteh. There has been no love lost between her and the National Assembly, particularly the House of Representatives, since 2012, over investigations into the remote and immediate causes of the collapse of the capital market between 2008 and that year. The House recommended her removal even as it refused to allocate funds to the commission last year. The rest is history.

    But for President Goodluck Jonathan who has eyes for good things and appreciated the fact of the extra time that God spent ‘crafting’ Oteh, and therefore insisted that she must remain the boss at our SEC, Ms Oteh would have been rendered jobless by our representatives. Even when the House thought it had done its worst, by denying her oxygen, President Jonathan graciously opened his oxygen bank from which the beautiful lady and the commission have been drawing happily ever since.

    Now, having lost the struggle to remove Oteh, the unrelenting critics moved over to Stella Oduah, our former aviation minister. The bile was that she approved for her use two bullet-proof cars for N255million (they say N255million is whopping; whopping must have lost its meaning!). The president refused to be moved by the clamour to kick Ms Oduah out for months, until his courage failed him and he let go. With the score at 1-1, the critics are not done yet; they want to increase their tally at the president’s expense. They have shifted the battlefield to the petroleum ministry, the president’s (or is it the country’s) jugular.

    They say the ministry stinks. As if even ministries that don’t have oil are not stinking. They have been at this since the fuel subsidy protest in 2012. Now, our first female petroleum minister is being investigated by the federal lawmakers over allegation that she squandered(?) about N10billion to charter and maintain private jets for her personal use. What is baffling is that our federal lawmakers who should know are the leading orchestra investigating these obviously petty expenses. According to reports, a return trip on one of the chartered jets, Global Express XRS, costs tax payers 600,000 Euros (over N136 million). In 2011, the minister reportedly flew in this jet on just two occasions (costing 1,200,000 Euros/over N270 million), among other allegations.

    The fascinating thing about Alison-Madueke is that, even as they keep pillorying her, she refused to say a word. Rather, she focused on her mandate, and for the better part of the period since the 2012 protests, we hardly had fuel scarcity; importation was going commendably. The effect of our attacks on her is now being felt; fuel supply, like electricity supply, has also become epileptic. We have either intentionally or inadvertently put our fingers into Alison-Madueke’s mouth and she has bitten us. A woman that had all the while said petrol price would not go up has abandoned the masses on whose behalf she has been enjoying herself, and joined those clamouring for subsidy removal. That is how far we have succeeded in annoying our lamb that ordinarily could not hurt a fly.

    Unfortunately, what many of the critics do not know is that everything deposited in the petroleum minister deserves special attention. From her hair, to her captivating eyes, her lips (if you like, you can say they are inviting; may you not be invited to trouble in Jesus’ name); her nose, her mouth, her all. I had to summarise the rest under the ‘her all’ heading lest I fall into temptation like one prominent Nigerian who, when describing the wife of a former Nigerian president some years back, used words such as ‘beautiful’, (which was okay), ‘intelligent’ (which was also not bad); but when he launched into things like ‘succulent’, many of us thought he was taking a rude joke too far. Succulent? Whatever the context, how did he know? In countries where the security agents truly know their job, they should have arrested the man and made him to explain all he knew about the word he used to describe the country’s First Lady.

    The truth is, nothing about Alison-Madueke could have come cheap. For example, it is doubtful if any hair stylist in the country is competent to do jerry curl for her. Not even our former Number Three citizen of the Etekete fame who was an acknowledged hair dresser before she landed the plum number three job is competent to handle the oil minister’s hair. The minister must engage in all kinds of tourisms to keep fit – hair tourism, medical tourism, manicure tourism, pedicure tourism, etc. All these things, as Shina Peters said, na ego dey talk!

    Since the minister has to embark on all kinds of tourism, she must, of necessity, travel to fix her hair, tend her tender nails and address other minor details concerning her fragile body. Now, are we saying splashing a mere 600,000 Euros (N136million) per trip is too much for our oil minister? Come on! Those who feel so should check what the real oil sheikhs do with petro-dollars. Or, do we want her colleagues in other countries to start having the feeling that, like the rest of us, our oil minister too is under some resource curse? I hope we are not suggesting that our petroleum minister should travel in any of those flying coffins in the air all in the name of prudence and accountability?

    I commend President Jonathan for his abiding faith in Alison-Madueke and the other paragons of beauty in his government. But honestly, we should be serious, at least for once. If we want beautiful women in and around the corridors of power, to illuminate the government’s path, we have to understand that they don’t come cheap. The stakes are higher when they are not only beautiful but are also light complexioned. I thought I knew so much about some of these things until a comrade-in-the-struggle made me know I was a nincompoop (yes, nincompoop) when he told me that women are the lubricants of the struggle. Such a thing never occurred to me until I was taught.

    Again, we have to understand that the president could not have taken his eyes to the market while shopping for these pretty women for government, only to turn round to fire them just because some arm-chair critics say they are not good. Before you start insinuating, President Jonathan stopped the struggle many years ago. Someone who can buy as many pairs of the best of Italian shoes today cannot remember anything called struggle again; so he has nothing to do with lubricant! Moreover, like many of his predecessors, we have been told that he too means well for the country. Even Mallam Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, the Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, that he suspended attested to that.

    Therefore, if the President has found these powerful women indispensable (I didn’t say irresistible, mind you), he alone knows what he went through convincing them to join his government. We do not even know the terms. But the president should not be disturbed by these criticisms. Indeed, he should be ready for more queries, like some people trying to sniff for what’s gwan, in other words, why is the president ever ready to make his shoulders available for women in government who have cause to lean on them? The president should reply them that nothing is gwan, just deference to the Beijing Declaration, no more, no less.

    Finally, there should not be any issue in this matter; the thing is, we only do not understand ourselves. And that is not new; after all, one man’s poison is another man’s meat!

  • Immigration of death

    Immigration of death

    Nigeria’s govt gives death for jobs

    Ours must indeed be a country of taught nothing, learnt nothing people. Otherwise, we would not have lost the 19 youths, including pregnant women and their unborn babies that died in their desperate search for jobs on March 15. It is bewildering that a recruitment exercise would turn to such a blood-sucking demon that would consume three pregnant women in Benin, eight applicants made up of six women and two men in Abuja, three in Minna and five in Port Harcourt. We would see that we were taught nothing and so learnt nothing when we realise that no fewer than 20 people died in various states of the federation during a similar exercise conducted by the same Ministry of Interior, for Nigeria Prisons Service, Nigeria Immigration Service and Customs Service, in 2008.

    In the 2014 episode, some of the applicants were flogged by security men brought in to control the crowd that turned up for the exercise. So, what is the difference between people looking for what to eat in the country and those who, out of desperation, get killed in their bid to get to some foreign countries where they believe their lives could be bettered? The NIS tragedy merely tells us how much we value lives in Nigeria. Indeed, if what happened here had happened in some other countries where the level of social consciousness is high, the story would have been different. By now, interior minister Abba Moro would have become a former minister because even the government would be struggling to extricate itself from the mess. So, there won’t be any question of the minister having the audacity to say he won’t resign. If he failed to do the needful, the government would have done something about him so that something would not do the government itself.

    But Nigeria’s leaders are so contemptuous of the people because they know Nigerians, as the happiest people on earth that they are said to be, will tolerate anything. That is why state governments would have the temerity to suggest that fuel subsidy should be removed without fearing any backlash. And that is why the Federal Government itself would accept the suggestion hook, line and sinker, because it agrees with its own plan for the people.

    Now, less than a week after the incident, President Goodluck Jonathan jetted out of the country to Namibia. Many of us would be wondering why this should be so. Well, may be the president has seen the frequency of these sad occurrences and has made up his mind not to be distracted by them because, at the rate at which people are dying needlessly in the country, the president would do nothing if he decides that flags must fly at half mast with every occurrence. Anyway, he did not travel out without leaving comforting words for the victims’ families as well as the injured. While three family members of the former were offered three job slots, the latter would get automatic employment. But it is only a matter of time , there would soon be infighting among some of the relations; whether the beneficiary should be the wife, husband or the younger or older ones of the deceased, etc. Unemployment is such a serious issue in the country that there would be a series of family meetings to resolve who should take the benefit of the deceased in some cases, with people who were sworn enemies of the dead now coming forward as the closest to them in their lifetime. The government’s gesture is tokenism, at best. But, because our leaders have always known us to be minimalists, they throw such things at us and we also accept so appreciatively. I won’t be surprised if people from the towns and states where the beneficiaries come from start praising the government for its kind gesture, perhaps taking advert space in the media to express their profound gratitude.

    Yet, everything about the tragedy encapsulates the Nigerian situation. It captures the way we are; from corruption in government to its ineptitude, and then to the people’s legendary docility. Why would 520,000 job seekers be running after 4,556 openings? The answer is simple: because government has not done the necessary things to expand the economy. Even Minister Moro’s statement on Wednesday that more people than expected came for the NIS interview because they learnt they could be posted out to other countries and be pensionable, leading inexorably to the uncontrollability of the crowd was still an indictment of the government. Why are Nigerians always anxious to leave the country at the slightest opportunity, after all, it has not always been like that? It is because the government has refused to make not just the business environment, but also the general environment, conducive. It is so harsh in here; you don’t have light; you don’t have water; the roads are bad; there are no jobs. In fact, nothing works here; and astonishingly so in a country where people still scramble for power despite the fact that we regard many people in government as thieves. Even the Minister of Finance and Coordinating Minister for the Economy, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, who was employed to redirect the economy appears so clueless as to the way out of our quagmire that she submitted that we must be under some resource curse.

    May be the minister is right, otherwise, why would government become Agbalowomeri (someone who takes from the have-nots)? How on earth can government ask people looking for jobs to pay to get jobs? It is the same syndrome that is driving the so-called removal of fuel subsidy. Government has become a gaming machine and no amount of money is enough to satisfy it.

    Now, instead of the minister accepting responsibility and throwing in the towel, he has been blaming everyone else but himself for the calamity. He blamed the police, the doctors, teachers, bankers, etc. for the stampede that led to the applicants’ deaths, in spite of the fact that the Board of Immigration Service, Nigeria Security and Civil Defence, Prisons and Fire Service claimed that he sidelined it in the tragic exercise. So, it was his sole show. Therefore, he should carry the can now that things have gone awry. And that, it seems, is what he dislikes.

    Perhaps the sad aspect of it all is that it is not unlikely that NIS had already known those it would employ; yet, it wanted to give the impression that the recruitment was transparent. If that is the case, it is almost certain that those to be taken would not have been in any of the centres as their letters of employment would be taken to them at home, courtesy of their parents who know somebody who is somebody that also knows somebody either in the bedroom of power or at its corridors. So, we might just have wasted those youths who died in the false hope that they were going for a transparent recruitment exercise.

    As usual, there would be probes into the disaster; but we need not live by probes that bear no fruit alone. Let those with the locus standi take the matter to court. They should sue the hell out of the government. If anything, government itself would know that important appointments should go to people who are capable only and not just as job for the boys. We cannot just bemoan our plight each time we suffer this kind of fate. The best way to make people learn is by making them pay for their negligence or incompetence, especially when it involves loss of lives. We must grow; and we cannot grow when people lose their loved ones in these avoidable circumstances and they are only left to mourn and grief alone or get rewarded with tokenism. Yes, the dead cannot be brought back to life; but the lesson would have been taught and learnt that people must be up and doing in their respective official capacities.

    We also need to know into which account the about N520million that was collected from the applicants was paid. I hope you are not beginning to have my kind of fears as to why the government is yet undecided on sacking the minister? As I have always said, ‘to a carpenter, every tool looks like a nail’; in the same vein, to most of our politicians these days, every money looks like campaign fund.

  • United against Nigerians

    United against Nigerians

    We must be worried if truly state govts are at the vanguard of clamour for fuel subsidy removal again

    Only the uninitiated would not have known what was coming when motorists began to queue for Premium Motor Spirit (PMS), otherwise known as petrol, at filling stations across the country about a month ago. But Nigerians who have known the tricks since the military era must have known the destination: withdrawal of fuel subsidy. That the fuel scarcity has persisted in spite of lies by the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) that there is enough stock is a strong indication that someone is going to tell Nigerians to prepare to pay more for fuel. It was a matter of time. The only question is: who will bell the cat?

    But Nigeria has never been short of hatchet men. This time around, the clamour for the removal of the so-called fuel subsidy is coming from states’ commissioners of finance, under the umbrella of the States Finance Commissioners Forum. The forum’s chairman, Mr Timothy Odaah, said Nigerians were deceived into believing that fuel subsidy is good whereas it is poison. “We looked at the subsidy on oil as more or less a solution worse than what it intends to solve … In the first place, the NLC and the majority of the Nigerian people appeared to have been deceived into clamouring for the subsidy. This is no doubt because syndicated projects were contrived, especially in the area of transportation problem … but now; you discover that it is the average man that suffers”, he said. Odaah added that “we know of course that the Federal Government had a good intention to subsidise transportation, so it will have an absolute benefit to the poor man and every Nigerian …” Reuben Abati, the president’s spokesman, could not have done a better job the way Odaah painted the picture, and one begins to wonder what the President is waiting for in replacing Abati with Odaah, with immediate effect, to boot!

    The commissioners of finance reportedly said they were going to brief their principals (governors) on the outcome of their deliberations at the Federation Account Allocation Committee (FAAC) meeting on Thursday. So, who is fooling whom? How many commissioners would append their signatures to a document as contentious as the subsidy removal without the prior consent of their governors? As if it is not common knowledge that in many states, commissioners are glorified errand boys who cannot disagree with the governors, irrespective of the strength of their (commissioners’) point.

    No doubt what is emerging has been well rehearsed. Hardly had the ink with which the commissioners of finance signed the papers at the meeting dried than the Accountant-General of the Federation (AGF), Mr Jonah Otunla, announced the setting up of a 12-member committee to review the existing partial subsidy on oil, with a view to completely removing it. Of course, Otunla quickly added that this was at the behest of the states as represented by their finance commissioners. “The committee (finance commissioners) members expressed their opinion on subsidy and we have set up a 12-man committee comprising six members from the commissioners’ forum and six members from the Accountants-General Forum to help us review the impact of subsidy on the Federation Account. We will make our opinion known in the nearest future” he said. Other things being equal, that nearest future is the FAAC meeting coming up next month, that is if they do not find the issue urgent enough to warrant convening an emergency meeting to ratify the death knell for Nigerians so President Jonathan could append his signature. Such outcome excites the President whose government cannot imagine life without subsidy removal.

    But, the question now is: since when did the Jonathan administration (that prides itself as slow in taking decisions so as not to make mistake) begin to act promptly on national matters? Obviously for the government, it is selective promptness. It took it ages to decide to fire the immediate past Minister of Aviation, Stella Oduah, despite the weightiness of the allegations against her, whereas such painstakingness was a luxury that the government could not afford in the Justice Ayo Salami matter.

    As if to further compound the fooling of Nigerians by their governments, all the members of the 12-man committee that the Federal Government set up on the matter are government officials. What of Labour, students, market men and women; what I call the Other Critical Stakeholders’ Forum? Who would the fly support if not the person with a festering sore? Who would these officials have supported if not their paymasters? This is one of the things I hate about the Jonathan presidency; it relishes playing the ostrich. Instead of pushing the thing down our throats as it really is, it wants to give whatever the outcome of his committee report is as a product of a well-thought-out endeavour; hence the government saying it had set up a committee whereas what it calls a committee cannot pass even for a kangaroo committee.

    Many of those who will be championing the cause of fuel scarcity withdrawal are saying so not with any sound argument beyond the ones we are used to; many see it in the context of the approaching elections. Invariably, politicians need more money to prosecute the elections. One is tempted to ask whether it is only in Nigeria that elections are conducted. Why must we be apprehensive for the simple reason that we are about entering an election year? This is a thing done as a routine in many places, including African countries. But if we are not apprehensive that elections will not be free and fair, we will have to live under the perpetual fear that Nigerians must lose something just for politicians to win (read rig) elections, from which Nigerians are only further impoverished.

    Honestly, we have to be wary of all these forums of compromise and convenience – States Finance Commissioners Forum, States Accountants-General Forum, and all. But if it is true that state governments are truly the champions of this clamour for fuel subsidy removal, then it confirms the saying that there is no first born among pigs; they all play in the mud, first born, last born and all. This being the case, Nigerians must prepare for the worst on this issue. It is unfortunate that the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) government that has not delivered a single democratic dividend in 14 years is about compounding our woes. It is sadder still, that state governments want to join it in dancing naked in the market.

    Now, are the state commissioners aware that Nigeria is a major producer of crude oil? Are they and their principals aware that Cote D’Ivoire, one of the countries from where we import petrol is only a modest oil producer, yet an important regional refiner? Are they aware that the Jonathan administration promised us three Greenfield refineries, where are they? Are they not ashamed that our deregulation of petroleum products is based on the wrong template – importation? Are they aware that for over 14 years the PDP has not been able to make a single dent on petrol refining because it has always had its mind fixated to fuel subsidy removal? Are they aware of the billions of dollars that have been reported missing from federal purse? What have they done about this? Above all, what gives the commissioners the confidence that, because they cannot have their way with the Federal Government with regards to funds, despite staging walkouts and aborting FAAC meeting, they can have it by shifting the burden of corruption, ineptitude, etc. to ordinary Nigerians? The famed Nigerian docility?

    Until now, many Nigerians believed the Jonathan presidency has been overstretching its luck; but, it is now clear that it is not only the Federal Government that is doing that, the states are now equally complicit in the plot to stretch the people beyond limits. A government under which the worst corruption has been perpetrated in recent times is now cash-strapped and Nigerians should be the beasts of burden? Mba, babu rara, no.

  • Olu Aboderin: 30 years after

    Olu Aboderin: 30 years after

    The man who saw what was invisible to others

    There are three things a man could bequeath to his children: ofo (nothingness), ogun (warfare) and ogun (inheritance). Of the three, the worst is an inheritance of warfare. This is what a man who bequeathed eight ‘face-me-I-face-you’ rooms on a plot of land to 12 children has done; ‘war’ is inevitable. The war becomes particularly intense if the children are from different mothers. What will be the sharing formula? If care is not taken, it would not be long before some of those children start joining their ancestors because they will fight to the finish on the property, and become regular features on Gboro mi ro and such other programmes, where they will wash their family’s dirty linen in public. The only exception is if the father had trained the children well while he was alive, which is usually rare in the circumstance.

    But, if a man left nothing for his children; the import is that the children should work smarter in order to make good for themselves. But the third man is the one that left behind a good inheritance for his children. Chief James Olu Aboderin might have been a jolly good fellow who loved life; still, he met this biblical criterion of a good man who left an inheritance, not just to his children, but to his children’s children. Sweet is the memory of such men.

    So, the children and relations of the late founding Chairman and Publisher of The Punch Group of Newspapers, Chief Olu Aboderin, had good reasons to remember this illustrious Nigerian who passed on on February 28, 1984, aged 49. The occasion was expectedly grand. But, as I was driving to the Intercontinental Hotel at Kofo Abayomi Street on Victoria Island, Lagos, venue of the Black Tie Legacy Ball to commemorate the 30th anniversary of Olu Aboderin’s death on March 1, the long queues at filling stations all over Lagos and other parts of the country immediately reminded me of this great man who saw far into the future when, over 40 years ago The Punch was established. One other feature that showed Olu Aboderin as a man with foresight was the general blackout that pervaded many parts of the country that day.

    If my memory is not failing me, The Punch had as many as six to seven generators of various capacities – 500KVA, 250KVA, etc., even as recently as the 1980s. At least two of them were on the right side as one entered the company’s (former) premises at Onipetesi in Ikeja then, and they were said to be capable of serving big ships on the high seas. Without doubt, those generators that more than served the organisation in those years can no longer serve the new Punch Place, an edifice that is sitting majestically on a wide expanse of land in Ogun State; there is no doubt however that Olu Aboderin could have kept on replacing them as time and need dictate, if he is still alive. That much we could see in his handling of the generator issue and the fuel dump on the company’s premises at Onipetesi.

    It takes a genius to see the kind of things that Olu Aboderin saw then and to do what he did. As at the 1970s, electricity supply was relatively stable and reliable, compared with what we have in the country today. In the same vein, ‘fuel scarcity’ was not a popular jargon in our homes then. But Aboderin, in line with what Pakistani politician Muhammad Ali Jinnah said, must have expected the best, yet prepared for the worst, given the extent that he went to deal with the potential twin challenges of fuel scarcity and blackout which were relatively few and far between then. Talking about expecting the best and yet preparing for the worst, Ali Jinnah was born on Christmas day in 1876, and died on September 11, 1948, exactly 53 years to the September 11 attack in the United States! Nigerians who were of age in the ‘70s and ‘80s would readily remember that any vice that we complained of then as a national problem was a child’s play compared with what is happening in the country today.

    In the ‘80s, for instance, hell was let loose when we learnt that N2.8billion oil money had been stolen. These days, it is not naira that is stolen, it is billions of dollars that are missing, yet, we continue business as usual. One needed to have more than two eyes to forecast such geometric decline in governance and other indices of development. It was unthinkable the depth we have sunk and our founding fathers must be wondering about the country’s fate. But Olu Aboderin saw all these coming.

    He saw decades ago that a day would come when Nigeria would be in the hands of a Sani Abacha; when Nigeria would become a victim of an Ibrahim Babangida’s misrule, when a Chief Olusegun Obasanjo would lead the country astray; Olu Aboderin envisaged the time that the country would be in the hands of Goodluck Jonathan, and when corruption would be a bride to be wooed by government officials, with the government itself so helpless as not to be able to lift a finger to fight the scourge. To this extent, Aboderin was a great man; mere mortals could not have seen all these coming, given the prosperity that was Nigeria’s lot at the time Aboderin established The Punch.

    I was not privileged to know Chief Aboderin. I joined The Punch in September, 1985 as a sub-editor; some 18 clear months after his death. But, like many others, I met his legacy. By his legacy, I mean The Punch. Of course, Punch was not the only business that he established; he had other businesses but it was obvious Punch was his beloved. That was why, even as he was dying, he was said to have muttered, “Punch should be kept alive at all cost”. Indeed, if there is any reason the man is being celebrated today, it is because of Punch. The Punch has remained his legacy that is speaking decades after his death.

    That is how it should be. But that legacy itself is a legacy with nine lives. Otherwise, it would have long been history. I remember those periods when production was threatened by power failure in the 1990s and we would wait with bated breath as technicians battled to bring the generator back to life. I remember how we leapt for joy when they eventually succeeded and the generator hummed again, because that meant the paper would be on the streets the next day. I remember how the military tried to kill the dream but each time only succeeded in energising it. Olu Aboderin must have foreseen all these, years before, hence his admonition: The Punch must not die. Many of its contemporaries are gone; some older ones are struggling for survival. Of course, Punch also witnessed several other threatening vicissitudes.

    But thank God, Providence always came to the rescue when it seemed the situation was hopeless. But, in spite of everything, the company has had only three hardworking and dedicated chairmen (including the incumbent) after Olu Aboderin’s death; all of them tried in their own ways to keep the dream alive. The incumbent is also keeping the flag flying. But the most talked-about remains Chief Ajibola Ogunshola, the actuary who ‘squeezed bread out of stone’, given the way he turned around the fortunes of the once popular tabloid that went comatose, and making it the institution that it is today. Punch, a study in resilience would have been a great loss to the journalism profession in Nigeria if it had been allowed to die because many journalists of note had passed through it. Hopefully, we shall talk more about this man whose foray into The Punch has, according to him, altered even the course of his own life. In due season.

  • Of  threats and Boko Haram

    Of threats and Boko Haram

    Students’ massacre: Time to wipe out the sect

    With The killing of 59 students (so far) of Federal Government College, Buni Yadi, Gujba Local Government Area of Yobe State, on Tuesday, at least three questions become pertinent, again. The first is: what does Boko Haram really want? And the second, what have innocent students got to do with whatever the grievances of the sect are? Above all, how effective is the existing structure to curtail the dangerous sect?

    According to a resident, “The attackers started the operation around 12:15 unperturbed until after 4 am; the students were slaughtered and fired with guns … I counted 39 corpses” he said, adding: “It was too horrible because, some of the students were slaughtered, some were burnt inside the hostel”. Unless one has eaten the head of a tortoise (it is believed in Yoruba land that people who eat such lose whatever regard they have for human life) one must feel touched by this kind of report, especially because the victims were children. These could have been anybody’s children. Now, their parents must be regretting their decision to send their children to that school. Who knows how many promising children had been so killed over some senseless reasons? With this kind of attack, life in that school can hardly ever be the same again. Indeed, no one should be surprised if parents with children in other schools in that part of the country start withdrawing them en masse because they would be the ultimate losers should anything untoward happen to their wards. All they can hope to get are the usual comforting words and assurances that the government is on top of the situation! And, as they say, “he who wears the shoe knows where it pinches”.

    And to think that this is not the first time the sect members had wreaked havoc on innocent students! Just before dawn on July 6, 2013, the gunmen attacked a government-run boarding school of 1,200 students in Mamudo village, Yobe State, killing at least 42 people, among such other attacks.

    It is against this backdrop that one should see the frustration of Governor Kashim Shettima of Borno State who claimed  that Boko Haram fighters were  “better armed and better motivated,” than the troops fighting them. This would appear to have been confirmed when on Wednesday the Boko Haram bloodletting extended to Adamawa State where the terrorists, armed with rocket-propelled grenades, nearly sacked four communities. Soldiers reportedly ran for cover on seeing the sheer number of the terrorists! If it was true that the insurgents burnt banks, shops and filling stations in their desperate search for food and cash, as the military authorities claimed, then they (insurgents) might not be better motivated. Perhaps the issue is that they are more committed to whatever they see as their cause.

    The point is that even if what Governor Shettima said might have been undiplomatic, it should be seen in the context of someone who sees it all. President Jonathan who is in the safe confines of Aso Rock in Abuja is unlikely to appreciate the gravity of the situation on ground as much as the governor. That was why the president ought not to have upbraided the governor as he did when reacting to the governor’s comment during his media chat on Monday. As the man on the spot, the governor sees and feels the pinch more than President Jonathan who relies more on briefings from his military officers, who may choose to let him into only what they feel like letting him into. If the president felt bad about the governor’s comment, and so reacted angrily the way he did, then, he too was guilty of whatever offence Governor Shettima might have committed. President Jonathan’s comment that he would see if the governor would be able to stay in the Government House if the soldiers were withdrawn from the state for one month, is unnecessary as it is un-presidential.

    Governor Shettima might have over-reacted, but he spoke the minds of millions of Nigerians. It was because of Boko Haram that the Federal Government imposed a state of emergency on three northwestern states of Borno, Yobe and Adamawa on May 14, last year. The expectation then was that this would curb, significantly, the activities of the deadly sect. The first round of the emergency lapsed in November and was renewed for another six months, in line with constitutional stipulations. Now, it is about nine months since emergency was imposed on the three states, yet, the activities of Boko Haram do not seem to be abating. If anything, the sect is becoming more audacious, dispatching many defenceless people, including especially innocent students who have no idea of what the sect members want, and who contributed nothing to whatever might be the grievances of the sect members, to their untimely graves.

    And here is the president getting angry at a frustrated governor who expressed worries over what is going on in his state. If President Jonathan must be reminded, provision of security is the very basic responsibility of any government properly so-called.

    Is it not worrisome that Boko Haram members would hold a whole school to ransom for hours, without any form of resistance or assistance from those who were supposed to provide security for the people? How come the sect members would go in convoys without the security men noticing, not to talk of stopping them? How come we are always closing the stable door after the horse has bolted? How come it is those who should have responded by repelling the sect members that are the very ones who reel out for us the number of casualties, tell us how the ‘invasions’ went and why they could not deal with the situation until it was too late? Is the president himself not tired of repeating the same graveside oration each time these unfortunate incidents occur? Is he not tired of giving us assurances that the government is in control when people see little in that regard?

    Nigerians will keep asking questions whether the president likes it or not, if only for the fact that human lives are involved, and secondly, because of the humongous amount of money that has been sunk into our attempts to rein in Boko Haram. This year alone, no fewer than 350 persons had been killed by Boko Haram. And that is for those whose identities were made public. It excludes the figures of military casualties too.

    The fact that students were hit this time around is enough to attract attention, and many eminent Nigerians have condemned the attacks as senseless. The international community has done the same. Even the Senate President, David Mark remarked that “It is also curious that under an emergency rule, when security operatives should be on red alert, this mayhem still persists. Honestly, this calls for soul-searching and I believe the security authorities must rise to this challenge”. Speaker of the House of Representatives, Aminu Tambuwal, echoed a similar sentiment:”While we must all join hands to bring this insanity to an end, we must, however, bear in mind that we are running out of excuses in our responsibility to our citizens”.

    The Chief of Army Staff, Lieutenant-Gen Kenneth Minimah told the Senate Committee on Defence and Army that the army would soon defeat Boko Haram. For sure, General Minimah is aware that he is not the first military top brass to give such an assurance. Others before him made the same pledge. Yet, here we are! We have reached a stage where the military authorities should stop threatening to quell Boko Haram. It’s high time they carried out the threat. When Boko Haram is finally quelled, we would not need any military officer to announce to us. We would all see and feel it because it is that palpable.