Category: Olatunji Ololade

  • From Japa to Japada: Greening the Nigerian pasture (4)

    From Japa to Japada: Greening the Nigerian pasture (4)

    There is no wisdom in appointing Nigerians who have Japa to man sensitive public offices in Nigeria. This is akin to luring the proverbial skunk from its forest grove into our royal bed chamber, if it doesn’t sully the quilted sheet with its faeces, it will ruin the palace with its stench.

    Those who would Japa to escape the hell Nigeria has become should never  be allowed to superintend our healing, ultimately because they lack the character and competence, native intelligence and maturity, selflessness and integrity, patience and sense of responsibility required to manage our healing process.

    It was disheartening to see a Governor’s recent appointee scoff at his fortune, stressing that he never needed the appointment – even though he barely survived as a canned fruit hawker and cab driver who squatted with friends in the United Kingdom.

    If we must invite a Nigerian from the Diaspora to serve as the country’s Petroleum Minister, for instance, one primary requirement should be his previous employment in a similar capacity. The same logic requires that only a seasoned General can become Nigeria’s Chief of Army Staff (COAS)

    That said, it is often ill-advised to appoint an overseas cab driver, who is contemptuous of Nigeria, as a federal minister or director of a public agency. When Nigeria needs cab drivers with international experience, we may recruit such individuals. Our public offices are best reserved for patriots who keep faith in the Nigerian enterprise. It’s about time we stopped appointing leeches into public office. When the going gets tough, they simply pack up and leave. Nigeria’s public office is not a rehabilitation camp for fair-weather patriots.

    This is not to forestall, however, the likely benefits of appointing Nigerian expatriates, who have a lot to contribute to the rejuvenation of public governance and accountability. But where do we draw the line?

    We have seen governors appoint internet fraudsters and human traffickers as cabinet commissioners. We have also seen supposedly first-rate technocrats flaunting Ivy-League certificates earned abroad, sully our public offices. So, it’s not by the class of degree or the school that produced them, an individual’s academic or professional honours hardly translate to excellence in public governance if he is corrupted by arrogance and greed.

    Yet we have Nigerians doing well back home, despite the odds. They are the type that stay the course when the going gets tough. They do not bend and sway to every favourable draft neither do they pack up and leave at the onset of a storm. They stay back and withstand its flurry, surviving with tact, perseverance, faith, goodwill and native intelligence. They understand that only by salvaging what we have and who we are can we achieve our Nigerian dream. These are the ones deserving of public office.

    Still, it’s everyone’s prerogative to either stay or flee from perceived hostility in our homeland. But hostile politics and economies aren’t caused by phantoms or poltergeists. They are the result of our lack of humaneness and frantic avarice.

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    The looters prowling our streets and corridors of power did not fall from outer space. They are the fruits of our mother’s wombs, sired with seeds from our fathers’ loins. They are the monsters we raised in our families.

    Modern Nigeria is a product of the joint efforts and inactions of our families, schools, worship houses, the streets and the media.

    Japa nomads taking the education or scholarship route, eventually find that their admission into elite schools overseas was purely a business decision by the schools and their host countries. The benefits are ploughed back into their host society.

    By the time they graduate, they are superbly conditioned for the drudgery of second or third-rate employment overseas. Some occasionally secure first-rate employment. But the very smart ones among them relocate back home to seek employment with Nigerian or multinational firms who prefer their foreign certificates.

    Many return to Nigeria as agents of metacolonialism. Hence the preponderance of journalists, writers, teachers, economists, social workers, engineers, and health workers, to mention a few, who function as glorified stooges of the so-called developed nations of the world.

    The faithlessness and moral corruption that makes Japa possible is similar to the one that drove African enablers of the transatlantic slave trade. This degeneracy remains largely unchallenged.

    To prevent its recurrence, we must hinder the social mechanisms that render people capable of such. And this can only be achieved through education. The Nigerian school must begin to impart more than money-making soundbites and status-conferring skills.

    Our schools must begin to teach values and history with a didactic bent. If they do not, another transatlantic slave trade is possible; we have seen it happen in Libya, where Europe-bound Nigerian youths were bound and gagged, raped and murdered by African slave drivers cum human traffickers; it happens every day to thousands of Nigerians crossing to Europe through irregular migration routes from Agadez through Tripoli to the Mediterranean bight.

    President Bola Tinubu must understand that it is not enough to seek foreign investment and cooperation from abroad; such initiative, while appreciable, could be doomed by a lack of quality personnel and citizenship required to nourish whatever benefits accrue from his nation-building enterprise.

    If Nigeria truly seeks sustainable socio-economic growth in the long run, we must groom generations of men and women capable of nourishing and preserving the Greater Nigeria enterprise.

    Nigeria needs patriots amply groomed to understand that the most important achievements aren’t measurable by a title or figures. The true purpose of education is to make minds, not careers, and as Deresiewicz writes, only a small minority have seen their education as part of a larger intellectual journey or have approached the work of the mind with a pilgrim soul. 

    Nigeria must furnish an educational system driven by the sweat and exploits of such pilgrim souls. The country’s education curricula must be overhauled to impart a Nigeria-centred educational experience that could resonate with the progressive social re-engineering of the country.

    It doesn’t matter what quality of degrees are acquired if the recipients are furnished to operate like mindless robots, praise junkies, fortune hunters and crowd pleasers.

    William Hazlitt noted at the beginning of the 19th century that men do not become what by nature they are meant to be, but what society makes them. European society, according to Hazlitt, violently wrenches and amputates her citizenry thus making them unfit for intercourse with the world, something in the manner that beggars maim and mutilate their children, to make them fit for their future pigeonhole in life.

    This imagery of beggars maiming and mutilating children is discernible in the fate of the Nigerian kids birthed abroad; some are shipped overseas as regular or illegitimate migrants purportedly to grant them access to a better life.

    The lure of Japa validates Bulhan’s theory of metacolonism. The Japa syndrome has taken so much away from us, including our loyalty, language, history, and the cultural values that bound our community together.

    All that is left is our sense of attachment and moral responsibility borne of nostalgia. Yet Japa has corrupted even that.

    These days, I look at my children and wonder how much of Nigeria and their culture they will get to keep. How much of their Nigerianness will matter in the long run?

  • From Japa to Japada: Greening the Nigerian pasture (3)

    From Japa to Japada: Greening the Nigerian pasture (3)

    Nigerians are a curious breed. Think of us as the  proverbial coastal  dwellers dying of thirst. We complain of parched tongues, but every day, we defecate in our fresh springs and slake our thirst with poisonous waters from abroad.

    Beyond metaphor, Nigeria must be rescued from cognitive dissonance; the mental racket that triggers the Nigerian lust for Japa and sustains it. 

    Ultimately, it poisons our wellsprings of civilisation and knowledge: culture, family and academia. This corruptive mentality pervades the country’s educational and cultural institutions, aggravating the brain drain that robs Nigeria of the allegiance and contributions of promising citizenry.

    The multiple failures that beset the country, from the bungled economy to our subversive partisanship, to our lack of universal health care, to protracted terrorism, and the neocolonialist afflictions of our politics and media, can be adduced to the institutions that produce and sustain our political elite.

    Our local schools and even the elite schools most Nigerians throng abroad, hardly teach students to question and think. They focus instead on creating legions of effective systems managers via standardised tests and passive submission to authority.

    Eventually, when the systems fail the managers, they scurry out of the country in search of greener pastures abroad. When the going gets tough, they simply pack up and leave.

    The responsibility for the collapse of the Nigerian economy runs from the corridors of power, through the media soapbox to the lecture theatres of the academia; it pervades our banking halls, the comatose industry and the random trade zones of municipal sidewalks.

    Scholarship is crucial to the rejuvenation of our comatose state thus Nigeria must furnish an educational system that facilitates fearless intellectual inquiry; one that is constructively critical of authority, fiercely independent, and selfless.

    We must quit organising learning around minutely specialised disciplines,

    tapered solutions, and rigid structures designed to produce predetermined answers. As the government fixate on science education, it must equally furnish our arts and humanities.

    Nigeria must rejig her cultural foundations and moral complex – and this is achievable through a partnership between the government and the arts/ humanities. The result of such an endeavour would excite a social re-engineering built on character mending and economic restoration in consonance with our peculiar strengths and weaknesses.

    Restoring our cultural dominance would facilitate easier salvage of our society, particularly the engine wheels of our industrial complex. China, Japan, Germany, Indonesia, Sweden, among others, attained progress by founding their governance on a cultural experience indigenous to them.

    The wild pursuit of materialism renders large segments of our business and political elite addicted to mindless acquisition of ill-gotten wealth. Thus the ceaseless cases of corruption in public office. The lives of several culprits are funded by stolen money and beastly monopolies facilitated by heinous social and political contracts.

    On the flip side of the equation, the working class diminishes and struggles to maintain membership in the informal social caste imposed upon it by a raptorial ruling class.

    The general run of the masses supposedly dissent but many do so without any real awareness of the actuality of forms that define their existence. Plato’s allegory of the cave was meant to explain this. In the allegory, he likens people untutored in the Theory of Forms to prisoners chained in a cave, unable to turn their heads. Plato’s allegory speaks to our individual and collective fate as a nation.

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    For Socrates, all virtues were forms of knowledge thus to train someone to manage a business account for Price Water Cooper, for instance, is to educate him or her in skill. To train them to debate the ethics of a business venture is to educate them on values and morals. A culture that disregards the vital interplay between morality and power, writes Hedges, condemns itself to death.

    Such existential truths are scorned by the modern fortune hunter. And the disconnect subsists across professions, government, and academia. Nigerian economists, for instance, chant elaborate theoretical models yet know little of how their fancy, soulless economics impact rural poetry and suburban lives.

    Our educational and social systems must quit churning out such products of a cultural void, casualties of a system that produces graduates who have been taught to cheat the system and applaud theft as a shrewd corporate strategy.

    The true purpose of education must be to make minds, not social cannibals. Education must furnish us with patriots capable of leading Nigeria’s charge back to rebirth.

    A recourse to educational foundations, in the light of Arnold’s 1869 treatise, could be in Nigeria’s best interest. This is attainable by conscious endeavour. President Bola Tinubu could lay the foundation for such a monument by increasing Nigeria’s education budget to 18 per cent or thereabouts, from the disgraceful fraction – usually less than seven per cent – budgeted over the years.

    The foundations of scholarship and knowledge must be reconstructed to guarantee more progressive responses to internal problems of social advancement: problems of work and wages, of families and homes, of morals and the true value of life.

    Our quest for effective public governance can only be realised through the guidance of skilled thinkers, and a synergy between a public service that actually works and a humane corporate business sector.

    Nigeria could take a cue from Finland’s educational system. The transformation of the Finnish education system began some 40 years ago as the key propellent of the country’s economic recovery plan. Educators had little idea it was so successful until 2000, when the first results from the Programme for International Student Assessment (PISA), a standardised test given to 15-year-olds in more than 40 global venues, revealed Finnish youth to be the best young readers in the world.

    Three years later, they led in math. By 2006, Finland was first out of 57 countries (and a few cities) in science. In the 2009 PISA scores released last year, the nation came in second in science, third in reading and sixth in math among nearly half a million students worldwide.

    There are no mandated standardised tests in Finland, apart from one exam at the end of students’ senior year in high school. There are no rankings, no comparisons or competition between students, schools or regions. Finland’s schools are publicly funded. School managers at all levels are educators, not businessmen or politicians. Every school has the same national goals and draws from the same pool of university-trained educators.

    The result is that a Finnish child has a good shot at getting the same quality education irrespective of his or her descent. The differences between the weakest and strongest students in Finland are the smallest in the world, according to the most recent survey by the Organization for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD).

    True knowledge essentially translates to being an emissary of truth, hope, superior culture and progress. It is never simply to teach bread-winning, furnish teachers for the public schools or vocation for the unemployed. It should above all, be an appendage of that fine adjustment between what Du Bois calls reality and the flourishing knowledge of life. An improvement of civilisation and solution to its seemingly intractable problems.

    The end product of such an educational process would be less likely to Japa because he or she must have learned to think for truth and progress astride pecuniary gains, not for vulgar repute or profit. 

  • From Japa to Japada: Greening the Nigerian pasture (2)

    From Japa to Japada: Greening the Nigerian pasture (2)

    If President Bola Tinubu truly seeks to make Nigeria habitable to all; if he wishes to create an enabling environment for individuals and enterprises to thrive, then he must avoid the mistakes of his predecessors. The Presidential Villa shouldn’t subsist as our Versailles. 

    The presidency should no longer serve as a theatre of ruinous artifice. Agreed, the government thrives the world over as a performance theatre rippling with courtiers, but Nigerians no longer wish to be patronised by leeches. Nigerians do not wish to be handled by courtiers. They want leaders that truly serve their interests.

    Governance has been a farce for too long. It’s about time we experienced true change. First, there must be an immediate moratorium on the cloying manoeuvre oft deployed by every ruling party to portray itself as the only change agent with a bleeding heart and the capacity to reform the country.

    The incumbent administration must shun inclinations to make a show of its Social Intervention Programmes (SIPs) as some grand gestures to the impoverished, the displaced and other casualties of misgovernance, whose plight successive leadership have exploited through embarrassing lifeboats.

    President Tinubu could institute governance that finds less need for populist initiatives and curtails brain drain (Japa) in one breadth. To achieve this, he could commit to providing food security and a more pragmatic, Nigeria-specific educational system.

    Ensuring food security will guarantee Nigerians access to decent, affordable nutrition, and generate employment opportunities. A Nigeria-specific educational system will furnish the country with the quality of brains, labour and a citizenry rightly psyched to drive patriotic, all-inclusive growth – but this is a discourse best served at a later date.

    And, yes, technology is just a part of the mix, a very crucial one no doubt but it shouldn’t be cuddled as his administration’s magic vase. Nigeria’s socioeconomic crises can never be resolved by simply rubbing a digital lantern to make a genie appear. Technology isn’t the silver bullet to all our troubles.

    Rather technology must be seen as an aid to boosting agricultural economy and industrial productivity. We cannot best the more developed societies of the world at technological innovations. Thus Tinubu’s administration must control its fascination with technology and instead focus on Nigeria’s strengths: 82.0 million hectares of arable land of which 34 million hectares have been cultivated so far, natural resources (of which a greater percentage are illicitly exploited), and our under-exploited entertainment and education sectors.

    While a few Nigerians earn a decent living in overseas’ medical and educational sectors, many more are doing grudge work sweeping the streets, picking oranges on rural farms, cleaning toilets, doing security work, and washing the anuses of mental patients in hospices, irrespective of their training and academic qualifications.

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    Many of them could be gainfully employed in Nigeria’s agricultural economy with appropriate incentives. Agriculture employs about 70 percent of the country’s population thus it can be used to drive sustainable growth through a value chain that turns raw commodities into processed goods for domestic consumption or export.

    Tinubu must fund the diversification of agriculture to make it more appealing to a vast youth population that is spiritless about farming but might be attracted to processing, marketing, and other business opportunities along the value chain.

    Agriculture could be our game-changer. Who says Nigeria can’t feed the world? The wellspring of wealth is agricultural surplus, the ability to feed more than one with the labour of one. Agricultural surplus built the groundnut pyramids of the north and the cocoa plantations of the southwest.

    It was the mainstay of Nigeria’s economic independence. Nigeria was a leading agricultural economy in the 1950s, being the largest producer of palm oil, groundnut, cotton, and cocoa globally. The sector employed over 70 per cent of the labour force and accounted for as much as 62.3 per cent of the nation’s foreign exchange earnings while contributing over 60 per cent to Nigeria’s GDP.

    Challenges of poor land tenure system, deficient irrigation, climate change, low technology, land degradation, high post-harvest losses, and poor access to markets, to mention a few, currently stifle agricultural productivity.

    For instance, between 2016 and 2019, Nigeria’s cumulative agricultural imports stood at N3.35 trillion, four times higher than the agricultural export of N803 billion within the same period.

    With population explosion and the government’s renewed drive to boost food security, agriculture has become increasingly crucial to our survival as a nation. But caught between the womb walls of the crude oil creeks and the I.T revolution, Nigeria lives imprisoned in starvation’s bower.

    In the wake of food inflation and other hardships accentuated by the fuel subsidy removal, President Tinubu declared a state of emergency on food security, in July, and instructed that all matters about food and water availability and affordability be included within the purview of the National Security Council (NSC). These measures were to be followed by an immediate release of fertilisers and grains to farmers and households to mitigate the effects of the subsidy removal.

    Also, on July 13, the President wrote to the Senate seeking approval for an $800 million palliative loan from the World Bank, to fund a Conditional Cash Transfer (CCT) facility that will provide 12 million impoverished households N8,000 per month for six months.

    But the plan was dismissed as unrealistic as it pits the citizenry’s low purchasing power in yet another futile  battle with rising inflation (pegged at 23 per cent) and increasing cost of accommodation and transportation. Based on the Transport Fare Watch data, uploaded by the National Bureau of Statistics (NBS) on August 12, 2023, the average transport fare within major cities has increased by 97.88 per cent and the average cost of a kilogram of beef stood at N2,653.02, indicating a growth of 27.55 per cent. Tinubu has since instructed a review of the scheme to N15,000 per household.

    In the immediate term, he also expressed his plans to reactivate land banks starting with 500,000 hectares of already mapped tracts, to boost food output. Nonetheless, the citizenry demands instant relief.

    Greening the Nigerian pasture is not achievable in a sprint or marathon. Think of it as a cross-country run. It is not a race winnable in four years. But who cares? Tinubu made Nigerians promises. Hence Nigerians ask, albeit impatiently: “Where is the abundance that he promised?”

    Going forward, his administration must de-emphasise a culture of public governance dependent on lifeboat solutions; to truly empower the citizenry, his administration must actualise a stable electricity supply and a better road and marine infrastructure; he must also revive the agricultural economy, get the refineries working.

    Systems thrive by their human elements thus Nigerians humanise our systems and dehumanise them. The President must be wary of the human factors that hinder the successful implementation of most policies and SIPs.

    Former President Muhammadu Buhari initiated the CCT, TraderMoni and N-Power resulting in alarming fraud running into billions of naira.  Likewise, former President Goodluck Jonathan’s  administration’s  SURE-P was hampered by massive corruption.

    Fast forward to 2023 and Tinubu, as President, bears the unenviable credit for removing fuel subsidies while sustaining the SIPs that he inherited from Buhari’s administration.

    No matter the degree of sophistry deployed to validate or invalidate their sustenance, let’s hope they do not subsist as futile, lifeboat remedies to socioeconomic problems. Let’s hope they become needless to us.

  • From Japa to Japada: Greening the Nigerian pasture (1)

    From Japa to Japada: Greening the Nigerian pasture (1)

    Modern Nigeria is scarcely a genuine enterprise. It is an unfinished article. The imitation of everything foreign and a very bad imitation at that. No thanks to our distaste for Nigerianness.

    Here, in Nigeria, humanity dims to artifice and patriotism thrives as a currency of political racketeering, within and outside government circuits.

    Sadism dominates our culture. It runs like an electric current through political transitions, dismal newscasts and biased analyses. It is at the core of our nationwide cynicism, varnishing the plaint of boondocks dissent and the dreariness of rural poetry.

    Modern Nigeria crushes the capacity for moral choice and diminishes the individual’s prospects for growth thus forcing him or her into the shackles of the imperiled collective.

    This desolateness bears the frightful  consequence of an exodus of the country’s young – and even the circumspect middle-aged and the elderly – in search of greener pastures abroad. 

    This exodus has over time assumed the nature of a flight, an escape or an economic expedition, widely labelled the “Japa” syndrome. Japa, meaning “to flee” is a colloquial term used to describe the  migration of Nigerians to America, Asia, Europe and even other African countries. This term is severally conflated to connote migration for better opportunities even in cases whereby the migrant fails to fulfill the prerequisites of a legitimate skilled traveller.

    In 2018, Schengen countries such as Germany, Hungary, Finland, Italy, and Spain, which are Nigerians’ popular destinations, experienced increased visa applications from Nigeria. A total of 88,587 visa applications were received, of which 49.8% were rejected. This means that 44,076 applications were denied. The most recent statistics show an increase of 51% in the rejection rate of Schengen visa applications lodged by Nigerians, according to 2020 Schengen visa statistics. 

    Recent statistics released by the UK government show that 486,869 study visas were granted as of June 2022, about 71 per cent more than in

    2019. Nigeria ranks third after India and China, increasing from 8,384 to a record high of 65,929 applications for study visas to the UK.

    These days, everybody takes pride in their ability to Japa (flee) or relocate their wives and children overseas. Despite the grim narratives of the harsh realities of life for migrant families abroad, any attempt to counsel folk to keep faith in Nigeria attracts a petulant retort.

    Not even cautionary stories like the recent Sky News report detailing how Nigerians are being left stranded and duped in the UK, after emptying their life-savings to relocate there could deter Japa enthusiasts.

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    The investigative report by Sky News, reveals the plight of Nigerian migrants duped by “travelling agents” into paying exorbitant fees to relocate to the UK, only to find themselves stranded and without the skilled work opportunities promised them upon their arrival.

    The expose detailed how a rising number of Nigerians are conned off substantial sums running into millions of Naira in their bid to access job opportunities that do not exist within the UK’s skilled worker visa system.

    A Nigerian woman, who paid £10,000 to an “agent” for a skilled worker visa that was supposed to secure her a job as a carer in the UK, was one of the unfortunate victims. The woman was one of the several Nigerians currently forced to survive on handouts from food banks while sleeping on the streets.

    Many cite the deplorable living conditions in Nigeria as their reasons for fleeing overseas; the reasons run deeper than that. The sheer cost of the fees – running into millions of naira – paid by Nigerians travelling through legitimate and irregular paths depict the gravity of their disenchantment with the affairs of the country.

    Interestingly, some migrants take loans at outrageous interests from loan sharks to fund their relocation abroad; and several families who are well-to-do over here, have been known to pawn off their assets to fund their relocation too. Thus many bank managers, journalists, medical doctors, nurses, and engineers, to mention a few, have packed up and fled Nigeria with their families for an uncertain fate abroad.

    Although a few have been known to enjoy a better fate abroad, many more eventually settle for menial jobs as security men, restaurant waiters, street sweepers, janitors, hospice caregivers, and even commercial sex workers abroad.

    The resistance to counsel blooms by a lack of ignorance about the drudgery of starting from scratch abroad. But who cares?

    Recent reports reflect a decline in Diaspora remittances since 2019 when

    migration peaked. According to World Bank statistics, in 2018, the Diaspora remittances peaked at USD 25 billion, which was 6.1% of Nigeria’s GDP. In

    2019, it dropped to USD 23.81 billion; in 2020, it dropped further to $17.21 billion – four per cent of the GDP.

    The World Bank attributed the slight increase in remittances to USD 19.2 billion in 2021 to the relative stability of the Naira-US Dollar rate but with the devaluation of the naira cum the massive migration in 2022, experts predict a greater drop in overseas remittances to the country.

    Against the backdrop of the situation, the incumbent administration of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu speaks hope to our desolation, promising greater revenue drive and resuscitation of our comatose manufacturing sector.

    How he intends to achieve this amid a culture of public governance and citizenship that, over, institutionalised and entrenched our lack of compassion for the homeless, the unemployed and the poor has become the subject of endless public debates.

    As the disenchantment spreads and more Nigerians scurry for greener pastures overseas, the imperative to remedy the situation becomes even more manifest.

    This is hardly another cautionary treatise on the perils of relocation abroad. Rather, it is about everyone’s role (government and governed) in perpetuating the grotesqueness that renders Nigeria uninhabitable to all of us. It is about what must be done to remedy our situation.

    The responsibility for the collapse of the Nigerian economy must be shared by all classes of Nigerians who have a stake in the country’s multiplex of corruption.

    The malady manifests from the corridors of power to the impoverished boondocks and rural areas; from the media soapbox to the manicured quadrangles and lecture theatres of the academia; from the banking halls to the comatose industrial sector and the random trade zones of municipal sidewalks.

    This anomaly subsists as frightful swathes of political extremes coalesce and clash in pursuit of their coarse and selfish interests. The aggregate misfortunes that beset Nigeria, from our bungled economy to the shredding of our constitutional rights, to our lack of universal health care, to sponsored terrorism in the country’s northeast and northwest, and the neocolonialist afflictions of our media and politics, can be adduced to the institutions that produce and sustain our political elite.

    While every Nigerian is a politician, including all those who declare their disdain for politics, not all politicians are Nigerian, it would seem. Yet Nigeria suffers the fallacy of enlightenment of its political elite. The latter, however, asserts assiduously, the mediocrity of the Western education and indigenous culture that produced them.

    Progressive politics is now too often merely empty rhetoric, divorced from the everyday life of the people for whom its proponents claim to speak. If the incumbent leadership truly seeks to revive the country from its cataclysmic descent, attention must be paid to the quality and tone of the institutions that produce the country’s political actors.

  • Living far side of the gun

    Living far side of the gun

    The call for a military coup in Nigeria will end in a splash of spittle and curl of the tongue inwards. Yet it is curious to see the champions of coup d’etat fondle splinters of fury into fragile fictions of change. They forget that should soldiers march on the Presidential Villa to seize power, the freedom they exploit incautiously on social media would become forbidden to them. The freedom of speech that they take for granted would slip, indefinitely, out of their reach – among other rights.

    The coup agitators, mainly comprising Gen X and Gen Z youths, and some misguided seniors, parade themselves as Nigeria’s self-appointed digitally woke divide. Many of them were placebo seekers who sought a magical escape from the Nigerian nightmare through the placebo aspirant at the 2023 polls.

    Having failed at their ill-fated enterprise, they are out to reenact the parable of the frantic electorate who would burn Nigeria to a charred rubble to birth nirvana out of rage.

    Their passion connotes spurious purpose. What Paglia would liken to the still heart of a geode rimmed with crystalline teeth. Their bromidic chant resounds as a soothing lullaby; it’s akin to rubbing a lantern to make a genie appear.

    Amid the racket, dreams of progress bloom like a fictitious retreat. An emotive simplicity. It’s a  Nabokovian invention of rarefied detail, as Gardner would say.

    Once again, no one who had survived military dictatorship would wish it upon Nigeria, except the proverbial headless, mindless mob – who have seen a lot to treasure in the slew of coup d’etat pirouetting across Africa.

    Every coup manifests as a war; war against peace, security, and a myriad of freedoms. War has no appeal. It is never sexy.

    While the protracted war between Russia and Ukraine signals an existential rhetoric about the changing nature of sovereignty and threats to national freedoms, the picture changes with the inclusion of grisly African characters.

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    A new pandemic spreads and spirals through Africa as gun-totting bloodhounds barge onto the corridors of power in a series of terrifying coup d’etats.

    The culprits – mostly young soldiers and members of presidential guards – all chant their intent to salvage what’s left of their plundered nation-states. No thanks to “corrupt civilian leadership.”  

    The most recent coup was executed by military officers in the oil-rich Central African nation of Gabon. The officers said, early on Wednesday, that they had seized power and were overturning the results of a disputed election that returned the incumbent, President Ali Bongo Ondimba, for a third term in office.

    Appearing on state-run TV hours after Bongo was declared the winner of last weekend’s vote, the officers said they were cancelling the result, suspending the government and closing Gabon’s borders until further notice.

    Gunshots boomed through the country’s capital, Libreville, from the vicinity of the presidential residence soon after the announcement. Hours later Bongo, one of France’s closest allies in Africa, appeared in a video posted to social media and authenticated by an adviser, pleading for international help.

    The takeover in Gabon is just the latest in a string of coups that have taken place in recent years and comes just a month after soldiers took control in Niger. On July 26, 2023, members of Niger’s presidential guard detained President Mohamed Bazoum inside his palace, declaring on national television that they were seizing power to address the “deteriorating security situation and bad governance.”

    Abdourahamane Tiani, the commander of the presidential guard, was named the new head of state a few days later by the military junta. The leaders of the Economic Community of West African States (ECOWAS) have been in talks with the Junta to reinstate constitutional order, noting that they will activate ‘standby forces’ if diplomacy fails.

    In Burkina Faso, there were two coups in 2022; the first coup was executed in January by Lieutenant Colonel Paul-Henri Damiba who ousted President Roch Kabore citing the latter’s failure to contain violence by Islamist militants.

    However, on September 30, 2022, Captain Ibrahim Traore seized power from Damiba to become the country’s new leader.

    In Chad, the army seized control of the country in April 2021, after President Idriss Deby was killed in combat while visiting forces engaged in fighting rebels in the north. The president’s son, General Mahamat Idriss Deby, was named interim president, which contravenes Chadian law, where the speaker of parliament should have become president. The unlawful transfer of power sparked rioting in N’Djamena, the country’s capital, which the military eventually quashed with extreme force.

    Likewise, in Mali, President Ibrahim Boubacar Keita was overthrown in August 2020 by a gang of Malian colonels under the command of Assimi Goita. But following a clash between the coup leader and the interim president, retired colonel Bah Ndaw, the junta staged a second coup in May 2021, and Assimi Goita, who had been acting vice president in the meantime, was promoted to president.

    In Guinea, President Alpha Conde was overthrown in September 2021 by he army’s special forces leader Colonel Mamady Doumbouya after the former altered the constitution in 2020 to circumvent restrictions that would have prohibited him from running for a third term, which led to severe unrest.

    ECOWAS thereafter imposed sanctions on Doumbouya, junta leaders, and relatives, rejecting the promise of a transition to democracy in three years.

    There have also been failed coup attempts in Guinea Bissau, The Gambia and the island nation of Sao Tome and Principe.

    The recent coup d’etat in Gabon, however, deepens the pattern of instability across Africa’s Sahel and jeopardises what has been a rare process of fairly steady democracy building in the region.

    The previous coup in Niger that ended abruptly the country’s democratically elected government is equally lamentable given the country’s valued contribution to African and international efforts to stabilize the Sahel against its web of insurgencies, extremist movements and military coups.

    African States have experienced over 200 military takeovers between the 1960s and 2012. Many analysts believed that coups were ‘going out of fashion in Africa’ by 2015 due to the limited cases on the continent. At present, however, coups are widely seen to be ‘on the rise’ or ‘dangerously back in fashion’ in Africa, as some countries including Gabon, Niger, Guinea Bissau, Guinea, Mali, Chad, Sudan, and Burkina Faso, have experienced a series of successful and failed military takeovers over the last four years.

    The Economic Community of West African States (ECOWAS), on its part, cannot afford a protracted war with the military juntas as it would be fighting on many fronts. This would only aggravate the incidences of insecurity, poverty, displacement, declining economies, and other afflictions of the continent.

    Yet the contagion of coups should never be allowed to spread to Nigeria. No matter how seductive it seems to silence hope and amplify our woes, we must persistently look to the sunnier side of things.

    We must shun the enticement of silver-bullet coup d’etats and doomsday predictions, lest we wring life totally out of our fragile nation.

    Nigeria, especially, must not commit itself to such a fruitless venture. The country has its hands full at the moment battling internal strife occasioned by armed banditry, ethnic conflict, terrorism, and the most unpatriotic citizenry perhaps in the history of Nigeria.

    The military coup d’etat should never be a Nigerian option. To prevent it, the political class must quit treating Nigeria as a soulless void. 

  • Jagun Jagun: Some art for Nigeria’s sake

    Jagun Jagun: Some art for Nigeria’s sake

    Beyond the carnage, Jagun Jagun (Warrior) offers a daring elocution of the Nigerian story rendered from a Yoruba perspective.

    The movie satirises the Nigerian riddle, showing in 174 minutes, how the nation flails to torrid interests and the jarring cynicism of political actors, all working their selfish angles. Politics, in the movie, stews to a scalding broth as rival interests split private terraces and public courts in vulgar gladiatorship.

    The rogue kings may be said to be driven by selfish interests which aren’t solely patriarchal as curious rabble would have you believe – the presence of the female regent in the cabal of monarchs cum power grabbers is the narrative’s subtle way of depicting greed as a human foible, and not solely a male affliction.

    Ogundiji’s student warriors and mercenary force, on their part, may be said to be driven by conflicting interests: some patriotic, some selfish. Gbotija (Lateef Adedimeji) for instance, is driven by his quest to avenge the death of his father who was slain in cold blood by Ogundiji (Femi Adebayo)’s marauding force. His vendetta eventually meshes with his sheer lust to have Iroyinogunkiitan (Bukunmi Oluwashina) for keeps. This eventually leads him on a life-defining quest. Yoked supernaturally to the woods, Gbotija flaunts mythical prowess that eventually manifests through the narrative.

    Jagun Jagun

    Adebayo offers an alternative perspective even as he portrays our foibles through a more powerful and engaging lens. Jagun Jagun offers a sentimental recall of the fabled strength of the ancient Yoruba Generalissimos who wielded the sword to hack their paths to infamy or renown.

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    The spirited usage of oriki, plain-woven proverbs, and idioms, imbue the narrative with poetic resonance. While the plot initially hangs loose at the helm, it garners appreciable heft and coherence as it unfurls. Some remarkable twists in the plot depict Adebayo and the movie’s director, Adebayo Tijani’s coming of age: Ogundiji’s morphing from a presumed saviour who neuters Jigan (Odunlade Adekola), a minor mercenary and murderer of helpless monarch Oniketo (Muyiwa Ademola)’s crown prince before his very eyes, to a blood-thirsty warlord is unanticipated.

    Ogundiji’s subsequent deployment of Gbogunmi (Ibrahim Yekini) and Agemo as war mercenaries illustrates his might and consolidate his hold on the coterie of kings who patronise and pay homage to him for the gift of his protection.

    Erinfunto (Fathia Balogun) and Morohunmubo (Bimbo Ademoye), Ogundiji and Gbogunmi’s wives fulfil the oft-hackneyed trope of how wives of the most powerful figures constitute their nemesis in common hours.

    Adebayo’s meta-theatrical integration of rhetoric and narrative authority to his Yoruba roots manifests in Gbotija’s tirade to his fellow warriors cum students in Ogundiji’s war theatre, it resonates in his rant while demanding better meals and welfare from Iroyinogunkiitan’s maidens, and also in his defiant plaint while being flogged on a stake. It equally resonates with Gbogunmi’s cheeky and direct address to the viewer in his soliloquy.

    These spurts of imaginativeness validate Adebayo’s deployment of his creative depth to assert ownership of his craft.

    What shouldn’t we do for an evergreen story? What shouldn’t we give? Evergreen  storylines make up the fabric of our collective narrative; when progressively spun, they are endlessly fascinating, yielding fresh insights through the imagination of the writer or filmmaker, who milks history and recalibrates reality to espouse a positive national lyric.

    What is the Nigerian lyric? What is our reality? The superiority of Western values is one of the supreme constructions of imperialism and the poisonous elixir of Nigeria and her neighbours on the African continent.

    Nigerian writers and filmmakers, for too long, have struggled to acculturate our  landscape with such defective foreign mores. Thus they corrupt their presentations and stifle the possibility of attaining homegrown, practicable solutions to oft-politicised conflict.

    Nonetheless, they have a dedicated industry of cheerleaders and courtiers who romanticise their follies as the valiance sorely needed to reinvigorate Nigeria’s creative sector.

    Themes glorifying repulsive gender wars, mindless youth rebellion, and the orchestration of deviant social hierarchies are aggressively projected and patronised to the detriment of rational, progressive, and didactic art.

    This hurts us immeasurably as otherwise brilliant and perceptive filmmakers denounce and attack their homeland. They corrupt our artistic vocabulary, twisting it into a meditation on society’s debauched nature. Ultimately, they celebrate degeneracy via aggressive cues of prurient art, promiscuity, gendered storms, and virulent sexuality suggested to them by foreign consulates and NGOs.

    It’s about time the government partnered with the creative arts sector to reinvent the Nigerian story while channelling humane governance and patriotism. This is not a call for government censorship of progressive art. Rather it’s a call for institutionalised support via public-spirited funding and ideological partnership.

    Adebayo’s Jagun Jagun is a searing satire replete with cues in Nigeria’s search for redemption in a world more noted for malice than goodness, thus his creation of alternate universes populated with creatures amenable to his cause to reignite patriotic Nigeria.

    Politics, however subtle, lies at the heart of every critique of Jagun Jagun, as it subsists in the consideration of every art form. But foisting foreign notions of how a Yoruba or Nigerian narrative should flow only further codifies the mental subjugation we must abhor.

    For the first time ever, the social space enthuses the brilliance and artistry of a movie project and some interesting characters score it “zero” and “below average,” claiming they are “hard to please.” Such characters manifest as a social curse and must be ignored by the cast and crew of Jagun Jagun and every movie buff.

    Arguments about what constitutes the true Yoruba story or historical narrative pirouette from the meta-colonial mentality and inferiority complex of many a reviewer who deems his or her spurious take on the movie as some gospel truth.

    Many claim to have earned their doctorate on a similar theme. Yet no one knows of their thesis. On the other hand, Adebayo’s Jagun Jagun, is the most telling dissertation at the moment on the semiotics of Nigerian art. Of course, his thesis isn’t complete. He must wield more convincingly and imaginatively, his muse, and the burden of expectations of his teeming fans.

    Perhaps the movie’s sequel and a host of other offerings would, in time, consolidate the genius of Adebayo and his crew. His brilliant introduction of Ikulende Agbarako (Ibrahim Chatta) at the film’s climax fulfills appreciably its seductive intent.

    Most reviews speak to the perceived inferiority of the Nigerian storyteller and of the Nigerian people – something Europeans have convinced themselves and subsequently convinced us was endemic to Africa – this simply makes it easier for them to validate their political and economic agendas through sociocultural weaponry.

    The idea that Femi Adebayo’s Jagun Jagun misrepresented aspects of Yoruba history is plausible yet forgivable in the light of the rigour, politics and pragmatism required in producing a movie of its magnitude. And despite apparent flaws in the movie’s plot, even its most bitter critics must appreciate the depth of research and artistry committed to its production. The costuming, score and digital effects, to mention a few, were brilliantly marshalled to meld with the fast-paced plot.

    Yet the most toxic critics harp on its minor defects, highlighting them as unforgivable deficits of the movie. At least folk are talking about it and “scholars” are interrogating it.

    And that is why Adebayo gets a seat at the table, while his most virulent critics jostle for wiggle room in an overcrowded soapbox.

  • If fathers build and sons destroy…

    If fathers build and sons destroy…

    Fathers earn and sons spend. Moguls acquire and sons deplete. Pacesetters in politics, arts and business hack their way through mortal wilderness to acclaim. They forge their path to identity, amassing fortunes and a name that they bequeath to heirs. The latter, having it all, however, suffers the burden of freedom.

     Freedom binds them to the slaughterhouse of choice. When they make the right choices, they soar into trance and society salts the earth they walk upon. If condemned to wrong choices, freedom chillingly shut their eyes to the truthful and humane, in a deadly game of blind man’s bluff.

     In the latter scenario, ignorance becomes Eden and the sanctuary of heirs, where too many sons of famous fathers become spendthrifts, alcoholics, drug addicts, and dilettantes. They deplete what their fathers procured.

     The son, often heir to fortune on a silver platter, has nothing to measure or be measured against, except the accomplishments of his father – most of which gets squandered.

     Fathers build and sons destroy. But not every child depletes what his father built. A generation may forcefully reinvent itself out of the declining fortunes of its forbears.

     The current generation of leaders, for instance, could recreate the Nigerian dream from its deplorable state as the fantasy of thieves, looters and blinkered murderers into progressive, realistic and awe-inspiring vistas.

     To do, so we must rid our souls of moral lesions, conflict and contradictions; we must quit being shameless and grand in disarray.

     Whatever rationalisation is advanced to justify Nigerian senators’ receipt of about N2 million each as allowance before proceeding on a seven-week vacation, flies in the face of reason, particularly during these hard times.

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     The country’s upper legislature has been on the wrong side of the news since it approved about N218 million as holiday allowances for the 109 senators. The bank alerts were reportedly received by the senators on August 8, just before the Senate President, Godswill Akpabio told the senators that some money had been credited to their accounts to enjoy their holidays.

     However, the management of the National Assembly has since attempted a justification of the spending claiming that the N2 million paid to all senators was not a vacation allowance. The assembly said this in a statement by its Secretary, Research and Information, Ali Umoru, on behalf of the Clerk to the National Assembly (CNA), Sani Tambuwal.

     After screening and confirmation of the ministerial nominees on August 7, the Senate President, Godswill Akpabio, informed senators that money had been credited to their bank accounts to enjoy their holiday, which started that day.

    The action, predictably, incited the ire of many Nigerians who berated the lawmakers for being insensitive to the masses’ plight. It flies, in the face of reason, that lawmakers who are tasked with the protection of the citizenry’s interests would engage in such a brazen display of insensitivity at a time that millions of Nigerians are grappling with atrocious increments in the cost of fuel and skyrocketing inflation of the prices of food, transport services to mention a few.

     At the heel of widespread condemnation of  the payment to senators amid hardship in the country, the senate has said in its defence, that the N2 million paid to each of the senators was part of the running cost of their offices and that it was budgeted for.

     “It should be noted that the Two million Naira is part of the running cost of the office of each senator as provided for in the 2023 budget.”

     The Senate Chief Whip, Ali Ndume, subsequently argued that there was no big deal in all the senators receiving N2 million each for their vacation allowance, noting that it was not unusual.

     The N2 million allowance given to the senators has, however, been described as illegal as no such provision is made in the remuneration package approved by Revenue Mobilisation, Allocation and Fiscal Commission (RMAFC), the body authorised by law to prepare salaries and allowances for public servants. But under the law, lawmakers are entitled to a “recess” allowance which is 10 per cent of the annual basic salary of each legislator and is paid once a year.

     There is no gainsaying Nigeria, has for several years, suffered the lack of a humane culture of leadership. The incumbent senate must avoid a reenactment of “business as usual.”

     Where it is “business as usual,” the citizenry is expected to maintain a stiff upper lip, whatever the devastation wrought on the state, even as the political class engages in the pursuit of selfish interests. They are expected to buy into the fantasy of progress promised at the end of the pillage.

     We need a legislature capable of  working with the executive to humanely reconstruct the power equation, redistribute social privileges, and reinvigorate civil societies, and dormant economies.  

     Public healthcare, public education and the manufacturing sector, for instance,  must be overhauled with better social safety nets and driven to earn foreign exchange. This can never be achieved where public officers breeze through the corridors of power with intent to diddle and plunder.

     Something’s got to give. En route to the 2023 polls, renaissance hierarchies  clashed in the noisy climax of gladiator politics. Within the melee, the average voter re-emerged decisively as the political personae of a renaissance Nigeria.

     It’s about time Nigerian senators  equally re-emerged as the cultured  patriots and workers of marvels they were expected to be. The farmer, painter, plumber, sculptor, street trader, teacher, student, unemployed graduate, and manual labourer, who voted for them, anticipate their calling as fearless change-makers – irreconcilable to visions of them as looters and unfeeling political elements.

     In the ongoing duel with hardships triggered by the removal of fuel subsidy and accentuated by inflation, the ultimate purpose of families, states, and nations, is to breathe. It’s a sublime irony: Nigerians labour to breathe in an atmosphere corrupted by political leadership and their labour for material wealth.

     At a time like this, the Nigerian senate must quit participating in heavily choreographed or soulless sessions, in which the demands of corporations, individuals, and banks are paramount.

     Each senator must vie to represent  Nigerians’ interests. The elections are over. Slogans and scathing bromides have lost their resonance with the long-suffering masses; they expect their elected representatives to work together to reclaim Nigeria’s soul from the fangs and talons of a raptorial corporate state and political class.

     A new class of political leadership must emerge to assert the economic  and political freedom of the citizenry. Against the backdrop of this, we face a far more difficult problem: Nigeria’s affliction by an electorate nurtured by bigotries and savage materialism. In the run-up to the general elections, voters emerging from two societal extremes, the haves and have-nots, coalesced in ghastly politicking that rocked the foundation of the country and threatened our unity.

     This is the time to foster national healing. But how can the lawmakers counsel the masses to be painstaking if they are suspected of insensitivity? How can they teach the citizenry to embrace patience and sacrifice while they are accused of profligate spending?

     How do they reconcile themselves to the belief that politics should never be about accumulating obscene, illegitimate wealth to splurge or show off, but about the passion to live life more fully and engage more expansively in the perpetuation of humane leadership?

  • The spectacle of the Nigerian web

    The spectacle of the Nigerian web

    This minute, conscience manifests as a feeble tick on the World Wide Web, eluding creed by a Nigerian  detour. And rancour sheds citizen blood to irrigate its spasms. Like Egyptian Ammit, it burrows deep to harvest hearts from fresh crops of the dead.

    We say the internet is our patriots’ sphere but there, we relive the infernal crud of the Nigerian personae: the political animal, the apolitical pacifist, the hyperbolic ‘influencer,’ and the data-fabulous millennial ‘netizen’ scud to the shore of national consciousness on the world wide web.

    Ultimately they cuddle one insolence and cringe  from the other as their vanities dictate. They would call this the politics of expedience. Thus this minute, cyberspace  becomes a spectacle where citizens clash in defence and furtherance of random bigotries.

    In this public space,  everyone is a wilding  dealing in pseudo-idealism and  rancid    wit with alarming  gusto. They  claim to do this for the culture. The internet has become our monument to pseudo-realities and events. The guts and sinews of every stereotype, theme-park hatred, and  sentimentality are validated by mind-numbing sophistry and sloganeering.

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    A casual visit to Facebook, Twitter (X)  manifests as a pilgrimage of sorts; the esplanades of public discourse pander and unfurl to a sordid, cutout version of anarchic thinking, replete with the affliction of ethnic and religious dogmatism, and the hassle of incomprehensible logic.

    Everyone pontificates on the internet. Folk  mutate from philosopher  to savage pawn and vice versa – oft dealing jazzy and atrocious lingo. Call it our patois of rebuke and immoderate assemblies.

    There, we have encountered Nigerians of vast mental stripes: the BATIFIED, ATIKULATE, AND OBIDIENT. Once you get past the facade of slogans and artifice, it’s mostly the same defiant, virulent passion driving the mob.

    As the bickering persists, we see the savage mutations of Nigerian personae: persons of presumed higher learning,  persons afflicted by poverty, persons of  affluence,  authority,  and high glamour. The lambent complexion turns muddy. The aura vanishes. Integrity is innately borne and espoused as a kernel of character but respect is a gift under no one’s control. It peaks and ebbs as spectator mood at a crunch soccer tie.

    A familiar decline from admiration to disillusion, hope to disenchantment, festers in the citizenry’s public engagement with each other and their elected representatives

    But our greatest undoing would be our inability to douse the flames of bigotries and hatred incited by our utterances and cutthroat politics.

    Now that we have survived the 2023 polls, contrary to doomsday predictions at home and abroad, our politics must be rid of discord. There is no excuse for maligning an individual, group, or social divide for its political choices and preferred candidates.

    Where such mayhem subsists,  everybody gets burnt: the ruling class, opposition parties, the entitled elite, and the rich upper class. At the bottom of the cauldron, however, roasts the incorrigible hordes of the boondocks, or the electorate if you like.

    Through the inferno and chaos, we seek a redefinition of the Nigerian patriot. Strikeout patriot; it’s about time we redefined the political Nigerian in the tenor of his deeds: think of him as a clownish, simple creature, at times even enchanting within its limitations but ultimately foredoomed to fulfill a prophecy of blind folly, ethnic rascality, irrational lust, and inclination to self destruct. 

    Behind this intolerable temperament lurks a postscript, and predictably, regret – that emotive shingle that often succeeds disreputable nature.

    Yet we stand ignorant and proud, like a half-conscious mutter of men, craving the essence of humanity and freedom, only to forsake it for a token or fleeting sentiment at election time.

    This is the tangle of witlessness and resignation that requires us all to become better patriots. If we look carefully inwards, we will find that beneath our toxicity, selective morality and utter cowardice stir gruesome airs and a quest for self-preservation.

    Time and over again, a few critics and self-appointed leaders of thought have decried our ethical fraudulence, cutthroat politics, and lack of guts; such curious kinks of the Nigerian populace unfortunately do exist at a grievous price and must be reckoned with. Yet these shameful twists to our psyches make us even more vulnerable as fair game to the predatory  political class.

    The  latter cannot be wished away or successfully weeded out by violence or  bloodshed even if we tried. Yet the surest way  to deny them  continual access to leadership and power is for us to engage constructively in the ongoing transition process.

    We must shun the urge to emerge as  grisly manifestations of the  ‘Nigerian factor.’  We must quit personifying the monstrosities  standing on our path to humane civilization, progress, and common decency.

    It’s about time the youth, in particular,  shunned toxic politics. Education is the key out of this mental and moral jail cell. A different kind of education borne of our critical faculties and divorced from the high-priced occupational  training by which the modern university turns several youths into mindless certificate-seeking machines.

    While violence and terrorism are often part of revolutions, the fundamental tool of any successful revolt is the non-violent conversion of the forces deployed by the oppressors or the state to hoodwink and enforce dominance, on the side of the rebels. Most successful revolutions are, for this reason, fundamentally non-violent.

    Revolutionary measures, however, fail in Nigeria, because the arrowheads of the movements continually cloak their measures and homilies in hostilities and platitudinous chant. Such hackneyed dialects have become a barrier to national development and  communication.

    It is the same dialect adopted, at election time, by the political and corporate con artists to bait the electorate and reel in their votes, only to hoodwink them afterwards and rig the political process and financial system in the obscure, cryptic language coined by their elite psyops and propaganda labs.

    To attain true stability, unity, and sustainable development, a new class of political leadership must emerge to assert the mental and moral freedom of the citizenry by communicating in a language comprehensible to the common man.

    This was barely achieved in the 2023 elections. The ongoing dispensation, however, offers a good time to restart national communication. We must begin to teach the Nigerian voter: graduate and undergrad, street urchin, trader, commercial transporter, the armed forces, and unemployed, the benefits of patriotism, self-restraint and critical and realistic thinking.

    We need not bury the lessons and the process in obscure or esoteric lingo. Teach them to scorn the public officers cum vote seekers who only visit the electorate to share corn meals and hold town-hall meetings at the dawn of every general election or bye-election.

    Teach them to scorn the presidential aspirant scudding to acclaim on a sea of lies, sophistry, and half-truths. Teach them to scorn the legislative representatives, who commit crumbs of their constituency allowances to empower their constituents with wheelbarrows, machetes, sachet water, and pepper grinding machines, among others.

    Teach them to ask their elected representatives, why they must blindly support the latter’s battles with perceived political detractors or opposition. After all, we are one Nigeria. Teach them to scorn violence, vote-selling, and hooliganism.

    Help  them understand that a loss at the polls should never translate to  bitterness and  withdrawal from the Nigerian enterprise;  political  violence  and hooliganism are never acceptable resorts in nation-building.

    A better tomorrow can only be achieved via humane, visionary politics tailored for the collective good.

  • Beyond siege mentality

    Beyond siege mentality

    How does one love or hate this country? To this, every likely answer may spiral into a fog or eclipse in a vapour of hanging participles. The ripostes may spatter and splay like a treacherous sandstorm but it’s about time we braved its tumult.

    It’s about time we addressed our innate demons. Call it our therapy of healing or stratagem of entitlement to our national trauma.

    Too many Nigerians drift through each day with a siege mentality – each individual treating the nation as a savage space, where ferocity is fostered and spuriously condoned.

    From the northeast’s terror cells, bandit groves of the northwest, unknown gunmen of the southeast to the teen gangs and kidnappers of the southwest, Nigeria unfurls as scorched, bloodied earth. 

    Lest we forget the Shylock fuel marketers and fuel station managers, landlords, transporters, civil servants, landlords, and traders seizing on the removal of the fuel subsidy and its resultant economic haemorrhage to escalate inflation and inflict hardships on their fellow citizens.

    Our killing fields are infinitely diverse and horrific. They are ever-changing: whether it’s the corridor or patio of the soulless public officer and the shop of the neighbourhood grocer. It gets grislier on the bloodied rice fields of Zabarmari, the war-torn villages of Doron Baga and Sambisa in Nigeria’s northeast; the gory abattoirs of the southeast; the bandit-scourged villages of the northwest, or the haunted highways and farmlands of the southwest, Nigeria unfurls as a sprawling temenos and flourishing precinct of the proverbial grim reaper.

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    Against the backdrop of these horrors, a new monstrosity festers in the rage of the breadlines. A total curfew was imposed on Sunday, July 5, in the northeastern state of Adamawa, where hundreds of residents engaged in massive looting of shops and public warehouses where food was stored.

    Homeless teenagers aka street urchins, reportedly started the looting, but were soon joined by hundreds of residents and together they looted private stores and government facilities where food was stored.

    The looters also carted away expensive items like electricity generators, mattresses, and other home appliances allegedly looted from stores owned by private individuals.

    The Adamawa State Governor, Ahmadu Umaru Fintiri, promptly issued a 24-hour curfew with immediate effect to forestall further breakdown of law and order. Security personnel were promptly deployed to enforce the curfew and prevent an aggravation of the crisis.

    There was no movement statewide until two days ago when the state government relaxed the curfew.

    For the past two months, inflation has skyrocketed in the country following measures taken by President Bola Tinubu to revive long-term investments and steer the country on the path of regrowth.

    Last month, the president ended fuel subsidies with a significant impact on household wallets; the cost of fuel tripled increasing from N185 to N617 in some parts of the country. This caused food prices to jump and in mid-July, Tinubu announced a “State of emergency on food security,” promising massive investments in agriculture, and money transfers to the poorest.

    Riding on the wave of dissent triggered by the crisis, the Nigerian Labour Congress (NLC) declared a one-week strike to protest what it termed anti-people policies and escalating cost of living in the country.

    The partisan labour leadership, that flagrantly endorsed Labour Party candidates in the 2023 polls,  advised the citizenry to stock their homes with food and other essentials threatening that the strike would cripple the country. Despite the government’s efforts to prevent the strike, the NLC, on Wednesday, August 2, marched on the streets in some parts of the country.

    A few chapters of the union led the protest in their respective states: Leading the protest in Kaduna, the state chairman of the NLC, Ayuba Suleiman, called on the federal government to increase the minimum wage to ¦ 200,000 and also revert the price of fuel to ¦ 185 per litre.

    Ayuba said, “What we are looking for is a salary ‘upper’ like that of Osun and the minimum wage we can bear with is ¦ 200,000…what we are demanding is not too much. We also have other demands but the number one is that we want the fuel price to be reverted to ¦ 185 per litre,” he said.

    In Imo, the Acting Chairman of the NLC, George Ogoegbu, appealed to the federal government to rescind its recent economic policies, fix refineries, pay university workers their owed eight months’ salary arrears, reduce VAT and reduce school fees for unity colleges and tertiary institutions.

    In Lagos, the labour union demanded a N30,000 subsidy palliative from the state government to alleviate the hardship imposed by the fuel subsidy removal. The Chairman of Lagos NLC, Funmi Sessi, said: “Many people are dying, and hungry. We know the state government is trying, but they still need to do more. We need a subsidy palliative of N30,000 each for workers, for the next six months.

    “We know the government has slashed BRT fares, but we want to be able to put food on our table. Some of us have cars, we need to buy fuel. We want health care to be affordable. Agencies and parastatals should get buses to transmit workers to and fro.

    “We want a stakeholders’ dialogue with the state government. We also need food banks, we want stomach infrastructure; it is very important.”

    In Abuja, the protest, however, turned awry when protesters pulled down the gate of the National Assembly; numbering over 5,000, and led by NLC, leader, Joe Ajaero, and Festus Osifo of the Trade Union Congress (TUC), the workers told security men stationed at the Assembly complex to open the gates so they can talk to the lawmakers but their request was declined. This infuriated them and the angry protesters pulled down the gates to gain entrance into the legislative building.

    The Senate Chief Whip, Ali Ndume (APC, Borno South), asked the labour leaders and protesters to call off the nationwide protest and give the Senate one week to address the demands brought before it.

    President Tinubu has certainly got his work cut out for him. The ongoing protests offer, however trying the circumstances and bitter the tenor of the agitation calls for his urgent intervention.

    The nature of his response would be crucial to the resolution of the crisis. But while pressure mounts on the government to respond humanely to the citizenry’s demands, the latter must avoid being used to sabotage the appreciable measures of regrowth initiated by the new administration.

    The workers must take great care to avoid being misguided by selfish elements seeking to hijack the protest and quicken its degeneration into more sinister forms.

    Nigerians couldn’t have forgotten so easily the #EndSARS 2020 protest, and how youths marched onto the streets purportedly to protest bad policing and leadership failure.

    We must remember #EndSARS for what it’s worth: its elegiac stanzas, propitious rage, and inauspicious demise. The tragedy caused by the protest is instructive; it bristles even as you read, with consequences of leadership insensibility and imprudence of youths cut to size—no thanks to hubris.

    “For all its symbolism and contrived grandeur, Nigerians must look beneath the blankets of rage to see the true nature of dissent of the NLC’s partisan leadership, its toxic traceries of thought, action, and reaction.

    Notwithstanding, President Tinubu must respond humanely, with utmost caution and resolve, lest the pallid yarns of the labour leadership corrupt citizenship and endanger the country.”

  • For minds unfettered

    For minds unfettered

    Nationhood thrives as political theatre. And Nigeria offers one big stage to be entertained, informed and misinformed. The process, in recent times, assumes the course of indoctrination by courtiers.

    The latter manifests as our most malignant affliction. Comprising journalists, politicians, NGOs, and various shades of rights activists, their machinations are oft inimical to  nationhood, individuality, and growth – ultimately because they are deployed as weapons of adverse programming.

    This may no doubt resonate as far-fetched to individuals and groups profiting from the status quo, especially the press and civil societies. That is understandable. It is in the nature of bacterium responsible for a pandemic to deem itself the next best thing to happen to earthlings.

    For a people programmed for conquest, Nigerians carry on with unabashed ignorance and arrogance. Arrogance is pitiable. But ignorance is expensive and quite scary. Yet Nigeria  soldiers on unperturbed by the ramifications of it all.

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    This is what happens when a nation becomes unmoored from reality. It retreats into a fictive nirvana. In this predetermined cosmology, reality is redefined to suit dubious whims and facts are manufactured to soothe  relative bias.

    If Nigeria seems unmoored from reality, it’s because our lives and national discourse are dominated by fabricated events. From exaggerated grief over insecurity, misgovernance, and national disasters to  celebrity gossip and  pageantry of political artifice, the  country is  sold to desperate narratives at home and abroad.

    Whether it is the soaring price of Premium Methylated Spirit (PMS), the terrorist creed of violence resonant with brainwashed minors and young adults, or the virulent manifestations of partisan politics, the compelling nature of the grievances articulated and the  pervasiveness of despair are wielded  to justify the  rationale for  Nigeria’s creed of  carnage and the country’s  enduring portrayal as a banana republic by foreign governments and consulates.

    A history of corruption and neglect at the federal, state, and local levels of government, among others, has equally morphed into a major source of widespread dissatisfaction towards politicians, the legal system, and law enforcement by the masses.

    These sentiments thrive in greater depths across geographic and virtual space; as Nigeria rejuvenates from the intrigues of the 2023 polls, a wave of validation and  reproof of the incumbent political class and the opposition  seeking to dislodge it has produced a supercharged atmosphere of warring critics and apologists, cynics and anarchists.

    Of the latter, majority parade flawed presence because they have no real persona and moral substance. Yet en route to the polls,  Nigeria suffered their storm of spunk and slogans.

    Several media houses and journalists pitched their tents with certain candidates, but at what cost? More news media and civil society groups parrot the official propaganda of foreign governments, consulates, and so-called non-profits pushing their ”enlightened self-interest” as “impartial observers.”

    The participation of large segments of the press, academia and civil society pre and post-elections has been driven by funded partisanship but like Arundhati Roy would say, “I’m not against people being funded—because  we’re  running out of options, but we have to  understand, ‘Are you walking the dog or is the dog walking you? Who’s the dog and who are you?”

    The situation triggers existential questions about the quality of political participation before and after the elections. How do we determine real and funded patriotism? Are Nigerians inured to  the precepts of partisanship  astride the politics of reality and illusions?

    The jostling over reality and illusion becomes most intense in an oppressive clime where both distort to preserve the status quo of exploitation or repudiate it.

    Hussein Bulhan addresses a similar anomaly in his treatise on metacolonialism as the latest modification and presentation of colonialism in the more savoury euphemism of globalization – which enlarges the  distortion of events in memory because written history is mostly about the valour and  benevolence of the  European coloniser.

    The media, many of whom are aligned to the  doctored history of the presumed sophistication,  unassailable civilisation and god complex of the metacoloniser soullessly  propagate the latter’s  imperial agenda to a society unmoored from its roots.

    Students suffer this indoctrination in school, and libraries preserve it, norms and statutes freeze it in time, and the media disseminate it. In short, our material world exudes, reflects, and perpetuates the reality and illusions of our coloniser.

    The narrative valorises the coloniser and  morphs into a potent weapon of subjugation while it  invalidates and vilifies much about the new Nigerian  colony  along with our culture, epistemology, ontology—indeed our very existence as human beings.

    Nigeria thus exists to fulfil the needs and conveniences of its contemporary colonisers  aided by the media and other cultural agencies of imperialism  deployed by the colonisers. To this end, journalists, novelists, musicians, actors,  dramatists, activists,  health workers, NGOs, academia and religious institutions are “empowered” and deployed as ”self-discerning social actors” by the colonisers.  But in truth, they are expendable and misguided tools used to further Western hegemonic plans  (enlightened self-interests).

    Local news media, academia, and female movie makers, in particular, are beneficiaries of such sullied fodder. They, in turn, fulfill their role as pathogens, dispersing the spores of a cultural and political pandemic thus exacerbating our regressive state.

    A citizenry shackled to such stricture is forever susceptible to subtle and pronounced  state capture. They are unquestioning, passive, and weak before the colossal might and influence of their colonisers. This is the Nigerian predicament.

    A flawed persona, skewed intellect, lack of pride and moral substance have rid too many self-confessed patriots of grit and foresight. Consequently, they play court  sycophant and pawn to foreign  interests.  Together, they constitute a medium of wheedling and imposition of pathologic  rites and culture to the detriment of   Nigerianness.  They elevate belly  and bum over fealty and forelock in a  flagrant  rite of political intercourse.

    The elections are over thus the  imperative to seek more  altruistic means of political   participation. Journalists, in  particular, must seize  the moment to regroup and recommit  to a viable media practice founded on humane principles of professionalism, nationhood, citizenship, and nativism.

    To achieve this, we must purge ourselves of inclinations to redefine our reality  according to foreign interests: the Western plot to recolonise Nigeria – and Africa in general – is being funded and fathered through foreign consulates, cable TV, sponsored terrorism and humanitarian agencies.

    The bid to stifle Nigerianness or redefine it in tune with obscure, pathologic civilisations from abroad must be resisted henceforth. The story of the colonised often remains untold due to censorship and social amnesia enforced in crude or subtle ways, notes Bulhan. It’s about time Nigerians penned their own stories, not as politically-correct content, but as the unimpeachable, national narrative.

    The local media must quit winnowing out our reality to reject all that some foreign actors deem too radical or proof of idiosyncratic compulsion to challenge their dominance or excavate a long-forgotten past too uncomfortable  to recall.

    It’s about time the media espoused progress  relatable to the Nigerian reality. To what end are finely crafted homilies and treatises on the youths’ newfound political awareness if they won’t inspire their  creditable and constructive participation  in the political process?

    It is never enough to parrot some foreign consulate and non-profit’s fosterage of Gen-Z’s virulent politics, particularly their disregard for historical context. What are the likely consequences of such toxic partisanship?

    Progressive citizenship requires more evolved and purposeful engagement in politics than wanton theorising and spouting on barrel heads to be seen.