Category: Olatunji Ololade

  • Merchants of disease

    Merchants of disease

    Olatunji Ololade

     

    THE coronavirus is real. News of a second wave of the pandemic sweeps through nations as you read, spooling a global contagion of fear. Despair is what is left when humanity mutates to viral nature and nations submit to disease.

    We are lucky to have survived the first scourge of the coronavirus aka COVID-19 but who would be left after the plague is done with Nigeria?

    Who would be left after the country’s ravage by her innate plague, the raptorial ruling class? Between the pandemic and the plague of corrupt leadership, whose voices and whose breath would rattle as the dry bones they picked over?

    As the “second wave” seizes the nation, you can’t but wonder what is true and what isn’t true. It becomes more difficult to separate the truth from the lies, reality from empurpled fact.

    Of course, COVID-19 is real but if the government claims to have spent over N30 billion in fighting the pandemic in four months, it’s their word against our fears.

    The Federal Government disclosed that it “spent N30,540,563,571.09, representing 84% of the N36.3 billion public funds and donations received to respond to COVID-19 between April 1, 2020, and July 31, 2020.”

    To avoid severe and persistent migraines, you learn to ignore the details of the spending. There is no gainsaying public officers and civil servants made a killing from the first wave of COVID-19 palliative funding.

    In the wake of a “second wave,” their excitement is palpable and visibly etched in their faces and embellished ‘truths’ about the magnitude and consequences of the pandemic.

    Very soon, they will institute another lockdown – deservedly perhaps given the citizenry’s disregard of hygiene and preventive measures.

    President Muhammadu Buhari has reiterated the need for discipline and containment thus setting the tone for another confinement.

    The lockdown symphony sounds another dirge of intricate threat and appeal: government will warn hungry citizenry to stay at home, claiming the imperative of fighting COVID-19 trumps every other consideration. The intent could hardly be faulted.

    But the masses will protest; the lockdown will be flouted across state lines and status circuits. The consequences will be worse in public offices, where governors contract the real virus or pseudo-COVID-19, and attain specious recovery in a record three days, two days, and a day perhaps.

    At the likelihood of another lockdown, Nigerians cringe in dread of forced restraint, job losses, heartbreaks, emotional trauma, and government looting of public coffers.

    Still, nothing in Mr. President and the 36 state governors’ babble hint at a solution or purposive steps at finding a cure or collaboration with a more visionary partner to create one. That’s flawed leadership and worthy of rebuke.

    The government depends on its affiliation with the Global Vaccine Alliance Initiative (Gavi) for access to vaccines. Health Minister, Osagie Ehanire, said the government has also registered for COVID-19 vaccines with the Global Access Program (COVAX) co-led by the World Health Organization (WHO).

    Of course, this government like previous administrations has neither the vision nor initiative required to exit Nigeria from the league of global parasites cum spectators to the extraordinary league of global superpowers and doers.

    Before the pandemic, Nigeria’s ministries of health, science, and technology had no strategic plans to add value to the country’s development. The status quo will persist till 2023. They can’t give what they do not have.

    Health Minister Ehanire enthused about a committee set up to select the vaccine most suitable for the country against the virus. He is excited about getting 20 million doses of the COVID-19 vaccine “at some cost” no doubt. His counterpart Ogbonnaya Onu, who presides over the ministry of science and technology must be psyched up too.

    Ehanire and Onu must be ashamed that they both preside over dead ministries incapable of fostering the brilliance and enterprise required to produce a vaccine at the homefront, for the benefit of Nigerians and the rest of the world.

    Perhaps the government should hand over both ministries to Chinese, American, or European scientists rather than afflict Nigerians with dormant health and science-tech ministries.

    As the pandemic persists, the fabric of life is spun and torn by the talons of Nigeria’s vulturine leadership. Somewhere between their pretensions at curtailing the pandemic, a tragic lyre amplifies the horror of our rising funeral pyre. Their pleas and threats are crafty and fickle thus re-establishing their roles as misery merchants, malefic dealers, and undertakers.

    To alleviate hardships imposed on impoverished and most vulnerable segments of the citizenry, federal and state governments will make another comic show of distributing food and money. In determining the vulnerable, they will resort to ill-informed and arbitrary categorizations thus rendering large segments of the citizenry disgruntled and hopeless.

    The over-hyped palliatives will resound the parable of the sower in the sewer. In performing the roles for which they were elected and for which they claim outrageous compensations, public officers will demand a ceremony of appreciation and re-investiture, come 2023. It’s a classic tale of leaders as dealers: steamrollers masquerading as hope-runners.

    The greatest virus is Nigeria’s leadership, many of whom have learned to feign compassion that they do not feel. It is an open secret that the reigning oligarchs are committed to the anti-COVID-19 campaign because the storms stirred by the virus tears at their gated paradise.

    In the race for solutions to the pandemic, Senegal developed a test kit at $1 each. Even more amazing is the fact that these test kits could have results ready within 10 minutes, in an easily readable format; probably something like the line that appears in a pregnancy test kit.

    At the backdrop of Senegal’s initiative, Madagascar flaunted a herbal cure named COVID-Organics. Despite condemnations and disclaimers of the country’s traditional cure, the government showed sterling initiative and resolve, unlike the Nigerian leadership, who waited for a vaccine from “colonial overlords” while obsessing about rising figures of the infected, the deceased, and cured.

    The country’s leadership has, so far, re-established its perverse fetish for control and refinements of domination amid fears that public officers may be exploiting the pandemic to steal public funds.

    At this juncture, it is pertinent to ask: To what end are the millions of naira committed to health funding and scientific research? How valuable is the role and establishment of the Nigerian Institute of Medical Research (NIMR)? How proactive is the institute in networking with sister institutes on the African continent, to conduct ground-breaking studies and find a cure to Africa’s most pressing health challenges?

    A corrupt political class, a dysfunctional health system, and a disillusioned citizenry aggravate Nigeria’s anti-COVID-19 campaign.

    The crisis demanded a swift, lucid, response but the government reacted with institutionalised lethargy and pitilessness; cruelly leaving the borders open like a leadership deadened to the finer aspects of tact, vision and reason.

    As we go into 2021, the unfolding dystopia demands urgent intervention by well-meaning Nigerians and civil societies in the interest of the collective. The presiding oligarchs lack the brilliance, native intelligence, and wisdom to curtail the spread of COVID-19.

    They lack the foresight required to drive Nigeria up the path of progress and rebirth. The search for their replacement, come 2023, must begin in earnest.

     

  • Child, boy, expendable

    Child, boy, expendable

    Olatunji Ololade

     

    IT’S still the wrong season to be a Nigerian boychild. From infancy through adulthood he is methodically ignored. Childhood is his crystal cabinet, the window into his carefree beginning when he dwelt in the body without ambivalence or fear. But puberty ends his trusting view of nature, triggering the ritual riddance of his innocence. And so begins his passage into savagery and containment.

    Fate, dancing like a maiden, entices him by its pirouettes; trapping him like a bird, she keeps him in her museum of mortal specimens. She is Omphale with her male domestics or Iwapele seducing Akara Ogun with her garland of goodies and the forbidden room. But unlike Akara Ogun, puberty ushers the Nigerian male into her forbidden chamber too early. He wouldn’t abstain until her demise. Consequently, he suffers the blistering baptism of burning truth. Growing up is never easy. Puberty is his savage space thus this minute, he is the minor suffering sexual assault from paedophile mother, father, sister, teacher, and guardian.

    He is the abducted schoolboy of Kankara, Katsina State, grabbed alongside 343 others and hurled through the valley of death until his rescue by shady actors in the deathly arena of Nigerian politics.

    He is the two-year-old victim of Mohammed Ibrahim, a 67-year-old father of four, who sodomised him to fulfill an urge. He is the nine-year-old victim of Nonso Onyeje, 42, who subjected him to anal rape on the altar of God Delight City Church, in Achali Ibusa, Delta State.

    He is the 14-year-old victim of Kabiru Abdullahi, 40, who sodomised him to fulfill an urge. He is 16-year-old Anthony, sexual assault victim of Jesus Intervention Household Ministry’s General Overseer (GO), Reverend Ezuma Chizemdere, who reportedly raped him and 14 other teenage boys until he (Anthony) tested positive for HIV.

    Sexual initiation thus becomes his razed temple of sex, from which the faithful disperse into the gendered wilderness. Having been repeatedly ignored by the slew of NGO-sponsored sexual awareness education and messages, he emerges from puberty’s temple with strange notions of sex and gender relations. A product of violent sexual abuse and corruption by random sources, he emerges a rapist, a paedophile, a sexual aggressor driven on diets of victimhood.

    Growing up, he feels a strange sense of emptiness: his life begins to feel like a fictional theme park. He dreams of bliss by imitating the lives of others, precisely more privileged peers. So doing, he models his existence like a theme park built around facets of the lives of others. How can he attain a wholesome life?

    Slugging it through the vicissitudes of life in Nigeria, his life assumes the flurry of a caricature; its lucid dreamscapes and obscure vistas forces him to question what being a man really is – or, more precisely, what it is worth.

    From childhood through adulthood, he learns to buy his way into security, into value, into innocence, and the highly expensive gated simplicity denied millions of Nigerians.

    While the odds favour him, he must learn to display unconscionable apathy towards the fate of the people trapped outside thinking they were not smart enough and thus undeserving of his gated paradise.

    Adulthood beckons with curious entrapments: money, work, power, acclaim, carnal lust, love, and renown. It seldom ends well when he yields to temptations of the modern world. His tragedy subsists in the male paradigm of rise and fall, affluence and poverty, power and weakness, health and sickness, love and hate, life and death.

    His life unfurls to shadowy inference. Traditional manhood rites are picaresque, feel-good narratives of his becoming, he would find. In contrast, a man’s life is fraught with challenges. There is neither certainty nor sense of an ending.

    His narrative is borne of pain and detection, and his life, a perpetual struggle to hide what he cannot control. Ultimately, he struggles to ignore his mistakes in plain sight.

    This year, he is the President who couldn’t divest his soul of the bitterness of nepotism and arrogance, the crookedness of ethnicity and clannishness. Heck, he couldn’t even control his flippant aides and handlers.

    He is the governor whose definition of service translates to tyranny over the citizenry and plunder of our commonwealth. He was the occult lawmaker extending his ‘reign’ by setting sail on an ocean of electorate blood.

    He is the courtier flaunting nimbleness and eloquence to entertain and goad all into complacence even as you read. A persuasive actor, he makes large deposits of religious and ethnic bigotries into our emotional bank accounts. When he withdraws, he does so to our disadvantage and the advantage of his ‘principals’ and ‘clients.’

    He is the smiley face of the corporate state that hijacked the government. He is the lobbyist, social and political influencer by whose antics bad leadership and corporations actualise their callous plots.

    Like Castiglione’s courtier, he wears face powder to deceive us as a currency-activated journalist and columnist. He is the slick disputant and sophist who masks brilliantly, the evils of corporate state in a garland of lies of beautiful English.

    He is the elite technocrat, politician and academic manipulating information and statistics to project illusions of growth and prosperity. He is the intellectual thug who weaponises the government instrument of consumer price index (CPI) into persuasive propaganda.

    He is the revered economist whose ‘genius’ keeps the official inflation rates low and substitutes on behalf of government, basic products we once tracked to check for inflation, with ones that do not rise very much in price while keeping the cost-of-living increases tied to the CPI artificially low. Thus the disconnect between reality and what we are told.

    In his search for a more promising future, he has grown from the 10-year-old wielding plastic rifles and swords to mow armies of imaginary monsters and hostile cornstalks into the smart-aleck intolerant of his spitting child image.

    Finally, he understands, that the swords in his hands were never real and if he could go back in time, he would escape the wilderness of manhood.

    He enters the magic castle of his Nigerian nightmare the same way the hunter enters the forest in Fagunwa’s literary masterpiece, Ogboju ode ninu igbo irunmale, and emerges from its eerie iridescence, only to re-enter it as a disgruntled senior citizen for whom twilight dawns unpromisingly.

    Eventually, the magic wears off while the news breaks to the boychild that the life he dreamed of as a 10-year-old is unattainable by unimaginable leaps. Ultimately, he would find that it’s the same grind through various stages of manhood.

    This year is far spent and he approaches 2021 trying to unravel and understand, the interminable woes that make Nigeria uninhabitable for him.

    Scorned, villified, neglected, he becomes the reason for the failure of every social, political, and economic redemption programme.

    He is the thinker, the planner, and executor, the pathologist, and undertaker of every progressive, inspiring social panacea. He is the theorist and pragmatist; the seed, the shoot, and the weed. He is the fig that lets down the leaf; the hand that nurtures and smothers.

    He is the performer in the period of youth, the star that got dimmed in the middle of his scene because he failed to leave while the ovation was loudest.

     

  • PERSON OF THE YEAR: Health Workers

    PERSON OF THE YEAR: Health Workers

    By Olatunji Ololade, Associate Editor

    The year, 2020, unfurled like a wild canyon swallowing preeminent and ordinary Nigerians. No thanks to the deadly coronavirus aka COVID-19. But a recap of 2020 would be incomplete without acknowledging the gallantry of Nigeria’s health workers, many of whom lost their lives battling the pandemic on the frontline.

    Their work is fraught with peril; they tangle with death and disease and in gruesome but barely acknowledged cadences, news of the fallen filter out to public domain.

    Some health professionals have died battling to contain the coronavirus. The National Association of Resident Doctors (NARD) of Nigeria, disclosed that about 14 doctors have died of COVID-19.

    And in June, the Director-General (DG) of the Nigeria Centre for Disease Control (NCDC) stated that over 800 Nigerian health workers had contracted the coronavirus since the first case was confirmed in February.

    “We have had 812 health care workers infected, they are not just numbers, 29 of these work for NCDC, they are people I know, they have families, wives, and children,” he said.

    For the survivors, however, each new day dawns with fresh challenges of inadequate medical supplies, crowded facilities, marathon shifts, and lack of protective gear or Personal Protective Equipment (PPE).

    Coping with the pandemic in a country of about 200 million people with an overstretched and underfunded healthcare system poses a challenge to health workers, no doubt.

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    At the outbreak of the coronavirus, Nigeria hoped to beat it and reduce casualties by instituting lock-downs, encouraging social distancing and good personal hygiene.

    But while these measures seemed practicable in containing the pandemic among the populace, they weren’t enough protection for the country’s health workers; many suffer physical and mental exhaustion, separation from family, and the agony of losing patients and colleagues. Many have also contracted the disease.

    In late July, the World Health Organization (WHO) announced that over 10,000 healthcare workers in Africa had tested positive for COVID-19, raising fears about the ability of a country like Nigeria, which only has four doctors per 10, 000 people – according to WHO estimates – to successfully control a pandemic that has overwhelmed even better-resourced health systems of Europe and America. In the United States, the ratio is 26 doctors per 10,000 people and 28 in the United Kingdom.

    As the pressure increased on key health facilities across the country, so too did the risk of infection for health professionals.

    Doctors manage infectious diseases like the COVID-19 as part of their daily routine but are only guaranteed a monthly hazard allowance of N5,000.

    Following the threat of another doctors’ strike over the lack of protection for health workers, the government agreed, in June, to provide each worker on the frontline with two-month hazard pay.

    In late July, the government claimed to have spent N15.8 billion ($42 million) hazard pay even as health workers lament the lack of health insurance for those who fall sick or die in the line of duty whereas their counterparts in neighbouring Ghana enjoy a US$4,322 health insurance coverage in the occurrence of illness or death in the fight against COVID-19.

    Even so, Nigeria’s health professionals remain committed to the fight against COVID-19.

    Moved by their exploits on the frontline, Lagos governor, Babajide Sanwo-Olu, recently honoured 10 health personnel describing them as the “heroes of the season.”

    He said, “We will never forget your toil and the risk you are bearing during these very unusual times in our history.” The beneficiaries include an ambulance driver, a security man, a lab scientist, a nurse, a virologist, and medical doctors.

    Lagos, Nigeria’s commercial hub, has remained the epicentre of the pandemic since its outbreak. In the coastal city, health workers have been in the centre of the storm, working with limited resources to save as many lives as possible, while putting their own lives at risk.

  • The Nation’s Ololade wins migration reporting awards

    The Nation’s Ololade wins migration reporting awards

    The Nation’s Associate Editor and investigative journalist, Olatunji Ololade, has won the maiden edition of the 2020 Migration Reporter Competition.

    An initiative of International Organisation for Migration (IOM) and the UN Migration, the grand finale and awards ceremony was held at the Bolton White Hotel conference hall in Abuja, Federal Capital Territory (FCT) on Friday, December 18, and it saw Ololade beating Punch Newspaper’s Jesusegun Alagbe and Olaleye Aluko to the grand prize of the Print Category. TV360’s Oyinkan Adekunle won first place in the awards’ broadcast category.

    Ololade won by his investigative series: 21st century slaves, which mirrors the frightening plight of Nigeria’s underage girls and women sold into bonded slavery and sex servitude abroad. For the story, Ololade scoured brothels and sex camps in Abidjan, Cote d’Ivoire, in an undercover investigation of the West African sex trafficking network.

    The same story was a finalist for the 2020 Kurt Schork International Journalism Awards and nominated for the most remunerative journalism prize, the prestigious Fetisov Journalism Awards (FJA), in the Outstanding Investigative Reporting category.

    Ololade’s recent win brings his tally of local and international awards to 30.

  • ‘Shaytan has whispered into their hearts’

    ‘Shaytan has whispered into their hearts’

    Olatunji Ololade

     

    BETWEEN the Katsina governor, Aminu Bello Masari, and President Muhammadu Buhari, Nigeria suffers a wild encounter with recurring grief. On their watch, over 300 teenagers and high school boys were abducted from Katsina by the Boko Haram terrorist sect.

    The kidnappings occurred on Friday, December 14, in Kankara, hours after President Muhammadu Buhari landed in his home state, Katsina, for a week-long visit, forcing state authorities to immediately shut all schools.

    On that fateful day, the people of Kankara startled by a vicious evil. Around 10 p.m.  Boko Haram terrorists swooped on the town shooting sporadically in the air and afterward the Government Science Secondary (GSS) school, where they abducted students,

    It’s the worst siege since Boko Haram terrorists stormed Chibok town in 2014 and abducted 276 school girls. About 112 of the captives are still missing and believed to be held by the terrorists.

    The recent abduction has, however, ignited worry over the country’s security situation. If the terrorists could so brazenly operate in President Buhari’s backyard, kidnapping over 300 boys right under his nose, then Nigeria has great reason to worry.

    There are fears concerning what devilry the terrorists would subject the abducted boys to, if they are not rescued fast; there is the danger that many of them would end up as child soldiers, suicide bombers, drug addicts, and terror mules, at the behest of Boko Haram.

    My encounter with a Boko Haram commander, Joseph David aka Ibrahim Al-Hajar, revealed that several young boys are forcibly conscripted into the terrorist group’s bloodthirsty squads. Of course, this isn’t a subtle jab at Christendom given David’s Christian roots. As Boko Haram is in no way representative of about a billion Muslims around the globe, so also is David not representative of Christians worldwide.

    In an exclusive interview, David disclosed to me that his abductors indoctrinated him with spiritual texts regarded as Boko Haram’s holy grail. This was the prerequisite for training him to use guns and other weaponry. Thus after three months of brainwashing, David was renamed Ibrahim Al Hajar.

    Afterward, he was transferred to Shababu Ummah. “That is where they train people to use guns. I spent almost four months there, learning to use machine guns and other weapons of war. After that, I passed out (graduated),” he said.

    Subsequently, he was transferred to “Shababu Ummah,” where Boko Haram trains its soldiers to use guns. David spent almost four months there, learning to use machine guns and other weapons of war. After that, he “passed out” (graduated).

    For his first assignment, he was given a Hilux truck with an Antiaircraft (AA) machine gun. He was assigned to lead ambushes against Nigeria’s Military Joint Task Force (MJTF). He led his squad of mostly underage boys, “on several successful missions” ambushing the Joint Task Force (JTF) and halting military onslaught against Boko Haram in Sambisa.

    Today, David has renounced his membership in Boko Haram, claiming that he lives haunted by his past actions, he admitted that most of the child soldiers in his squad haven’t been so lucky. Many have suffered gruesome deaths during anti-terrorism military operations. Many more are still prowling the hills and border towns of the northeast in unflinching commitment to their handlers and commanders.

    My encounter with the ex-Boko Haram commander revealed that disaffection is often the most feasible rationalisation for Boko Haram’s appeal; the foot soldiers and commanders of the terrorist group are drawn mostly from male segments of the population with little formal education, captives turned soldiers and of course, unemployed northern youth like David.

    For instance, David, “an undergraduate of the State Polytechnic Yola (SPY),” was wooed by the promise of earning about N250, 000 monthly as an insurgent. However, he got lucky; due to his fearlessness and dexterity at mowing down Nigerian troops, he enjoyed rapid promotion and became a commander about five months into his conscription.

    Among other perks, he led a troop of 150 to 250 boys and earned over N500, 000 per month as a Commander. The money was disbursed to him and fellow senior officers in Nigerian currency and sometimes, in foreign currencies: Euro, Dollars, or Riyal.

    With such liquid cash at his disposal, he was influential enough to “marry” three wives. In one year, he forcibly married three abducted teenagers; his first wife, Faridah, was kidnapped from Madagali and the other two, Precious a.k.a Faridah and Elizabeth a.k.a Amina, were abducted from Chibok.

    Several northern youths would kill for such perks. Many of them live in straitened circumstances, surviving by menial jobs on the fringes of the urban and rustic north.

    Oftentimes, they are scorned and treated like vermin; many believe that they are lazy and hindered by a lack of ambition. You see them smiling and pleading for alms but deep down, they are very angry.

    And Boko Haram offers them a corrupted creed and platform to vent their angst. Boko Haram makes them feel loved. Eventually, they are goaded to believe that they are a crucial part of a great cause. A worthy movement geared to topple the “government of the infidels.”

    “They misinterpret the Holy Quran and use it to justify the senseless murders they commit. Shaytan has whispered into their hearts,” argued Sheikh Mahmud Abdullah, an Islamic scholar, and cleric.

    Sheikh Abdullah, however, forgot to add that the greatest repositories of Shaytan’s whispers are the hearts and souls of the Nigerian ruling class. Terrorism festered on their watch due to their insensitivity to the people’s needs, abject greed, remorseless corruption, and failure at governance.

    The northern youth embraces terrorism and kidnap for ransom, having lost hope in their governors’ capacity to lead and foster remarkable progress in their region – a similar situation subsists across the country but the north presents the ugliest conundrum being the hotspot of terrorist activities.

    Boko Haram’s dogma, like similar groups worldwide, plays a central role in its survival. Its creed of violence and wanton genocide is primed to achieve resonance. And it’s success and appeal among the northern youth is largely based on a combination of persuasive communicators, the compelling nature of the grievances articulated, and the pervasiveness of local conditions that seem to justify the terrorist group’s rationale for deploying violence.

    Boko Haram and its sponsors, of course, cash in on the situation; they manipulate the impoverishment and sentiments of gullible youth in recruiting them as soldiers. They lure them with food, money, and a passport to paradise; they tell them that their religion is under threat.

    And in some cases, they simply storm secondary schools and abduct over 300 teenagers and underage boys. The latter’s fate could only be better imagined. It is about time President Buhari tweaked the nation’s defense machinery to contain Nigeria’s security challenges.

    Until then, Boko Haram will continue to prowl the villages and suburbs of northern Nigeria to abduct school girls and boys. Its teenage “warriors” will hush boys to sleep with bullets in Sambisa, after shooting hot lead into their parents in Baga, Zarbamari, and even Mr. President’s backyard in Kankara.

     

     

     

  • Youth healing

    Youth healing

    By Olatunji Ololade

     

    What do politicians think at death’s door? How much money they could hoard into their caskets perhaps. What would you think at death’s door? You, the unbidden offering on their altar of greed.

    Desire, weaving its tissues of lust, wraps us in her shroud at birth. We grow out of the mould into a larger frame of the world’s hankering, until society flips us by the senses, moulding us from infancy into feral, garish cruciforms.

    The newborn startles to crucifixion in the home of the impoverished. He evolves through systolic throbbing of the heart at birth, oscillating between hunger and thirst, poverty and pain, power and weakness, ethics and amorality – vortices of a life foredoomed to a historical gyre of gloom and death.

    The lucky child, however, extinguishes at birth in the home of the poor. Thus he is spared death in macabre warrens, like Nigeria’s dirt roads and dysfunctional hospitals. He is spared gruesome expiration as a bone sliver, blood spatter and brain tissue, in Borno and Zamfara’s theatres of war, armed banditry and death.

    If he doesn’t extinguish to lack of oxygen in the hospital labour ward or alagbo omo (traditional midwife)’s matted lab, he risks growing up to become a street-urchin, cult killer, armed robber, menial worker, prostitute, assassin – forever amenable to plots of the oppressive ruling class.

    At the backdrop of his grisly narrative, his privileged peer stirs to lush, ornate extravagance; born into the aristocratic divide, he is feted by status and ravaged by wealth.

    He grows reprobate and unfeeling, weaned to extrude his savage lusts to the detriment of impoverished peers amid starving electorate – his parents’ meal ticket or family’s hound-meat if you like.

    At election time, he glistens the news pages in family portraits and carefully orchestrated media campaigns. He is the darling child, oligarchic heir, whose testimonial for daddy, whose secret philanthropy and ‘very Nigerian’ fashion sense, arouses the wonder and goodwill of ‘poor, silly, sentimental electorate’ as his father would say.

    As you read, he uploads in careless abandon, pictures of his wild cavorting aboard parents’ private jet bought with pilfered state funds. He throws the wildest parties at home, where boondocks daughters or ‘hustlers’ if you like, become fair game to him and friends.

    This minute, he is ramming into unsuspecting motorists and bystanders as they wait their turn to buy scarce PMS, made unaffordable by his parents’ savage whims; next minute, he is uploading pictures of the dent made on his father’s car at the densely populated filling station, by his victims’ splintered bones.

    The oligarchic heir, like the fabled palace troll, mutates into tyrant royalty. Having assimilated the ethical decay of his forebears, he blossoms in cruelty and procedural violence. He illustrates his class’s ferocious passions in the ways and pattern of licentious Rome.

    Each sadistic exertion by him establishes portents of his underprivileged peers’ future torment, by the venal occult ruling class.

    Nigeria thrives by this macabre rite. Thus while young Nigerians clamoured for the ‘#nottooyoungtorun’ bill, and more recently, trooped to the streets for the #EndSARS protests, chieftains of the All Progressives Congress (APC) and the People’s Democratic Party (PDP), lent voice to their clamour at varying decibels and with vicious intent.

    The ruling oligarchs plan to perpetuate their kind in power courtesy their pampered wards. Thus their contempt for young Nigerians ranting about “taking over.” Not on their watch would a herd member rise to power.

    Only patrician spawns, be they drug addicts, sexual perverts, trainee looters, and Ivy League crooks, among others, may enjoy such privilege. Apology to every ‘blue blood’ that proves an exception to the ‘culture.’

    The votes our parents’ cast put us in such a bind. The votes we cast puts our children in a worse bind, which beggars the question: ‘For whom do we cast our votes in 2023? Whose constitution rejects our tragic ironies?’

    At the moment, the debate revolves around familiar fiends; desperate governors have coalesced into hideous gangs, like armed bandits. With unprecedented devilry, they inflict a choke-hold on power and Nigeria’s dying states.

    They have perfected their plans to steal votes and grab power, come 2023. They trust Nigerians, the youth in particular, to cast their votes for APC and PDP candidates taking the baits of money, bigotries, and poisonous politics.

    There is no gainsaying we face a far more difficult problem at this moment in history: the affliction by youth weaned on savage materialism. Twisted youths from two societal extremes, the haves and have-nots, coalesce in ghastly pursuits inimical to the Nigerian project.

    What do you promise youths who had been raised to believe that they can have anything they want without sweating for it? How do you give them a new vision to deal with bitter reality?

    How do we breed youth on the belief that success should never be about accumulating obscene wealth to show off but the right to live fully and engage more expansively, the elemental possibilities of existence?

    Which candidate projects a promising story of the future, a grand vision of possibilities that Nigerians may believe?

    To think we had higher expectations of President Muhammadu Buhari and the APC; together, they could not restore stable electricity, and comatose industry. They could not revolutionise healthcare, improve education, security and provide good roads, among others.

    These were achievable in the past five years – at least in convincing phases – had Buhari and his APC truly committed resources to tackling crucial social problems.

    Come 2023, Nigerians would be wrong to believe that a vote for the APC or PDP would resonate as a vote for men with permanent personalities, integrity and values. Candidates of both parties are programmed to grab power for personal and sectarian gains; let the PDP’s 16 years in power and the APC’s unfolding dystopia serve as frightening deterrent to the electorate.

    Pardon my cheerless optimism; notwithstanding the incumbent administration’s apparent shortcomings, the ancient political rite of domination by the candidate with deep pocket and political capital, might manifest in keeping it in power.

    Nigerians will make uninformed choices as usual. The eye elects and the mind accepts a galvanizing object and formalises the union by espoused politics and bigotries, according to bestial nature. This imposes a hierarchic character on the electorate, making all receptors of the beloved’s manna. The structure is sadomasochistic. Infinitely subservient.

    Come 2023, the cycle will continue while reality perpetuates Nigeria as the proverbial ragged babe caught in a cycle of cannibalism enacted by the APC and PDP, primitives attacking and retreating in obsessive rhythms of victory and defeat.

    Nigeria, the ragged babe, shall be thrust to savagery for the umpteenth time. They will nail her down to a rock in their slaughterhouse of greed. They will sink poisonous fangs in her head, pierce her unformed nipples, hands, and feet. They will cut her heart out to sup on her blood.

    Picture us as the ragged child; the pre-nubile damaged girl. The savages live on our shrieks and cries. They nourish from our interminable miseries, pain, and death. They grow young as we wither.

    Youth is the key to dislodging us from their virulent fangs: a disciplined, cultured youth, armed with voter’s cards, can-do-spirit, towering humility, and courage to heal Nigeria.

  • Year of the funeral pyre

    Year of the funeral pyre

     Olatunji Ololade

     

    This is the year of the funeral pyre. The year in which ‘patriots’ carved bullets and axes from soapboxes, and for the sport of politicians, increased the tally of the dead.

    This is the year in which criminals, death merchants, and mass murderers actualised their fantasies of ill-bliss, soon after they rode to power on the wings of snatched ballots and voter apathy.

    This year, Mallam Abubakar Yunus watched helplessly as Boko Haram terrorists slaughtered his two sons like rams, in his presence. The Yunus were reportedly harvesting their rice in fields around Zabarmari, about 25 kilometres from Maiduguri, Borno’s capital when the terrorists arrived decked in army camouflage. They tied up Yunus’ sons and slit their throats alongside other farmers. He could only watch and cry.

    Official reports cited 43 dead in the wake of the terrorists’ attack even as Borno governor, Babagana Zulum told journalists after attending the burial of 43 victims whose corpses were recovered on Saturday, that at least 70 farmers were killed.

    Shortly afterward, Borno state Information Commissioner, Babakura Abba Jatau, disclosed that the death toll had risen from 70 to 76.

    “Forty-three bodies were buried on Sunday and another 33 were buried on Monday,” he told a foreign news service, adding that the death toll could rise further.

    However, Abubakar Shekau, leader of the terror group, in a three-minute video, stated that his group killed 78 farmers because “the farmers arrested and handed one of its brothers to the Nigerian Army.”

    The grim search for bodies continues even as you read. There is no gainsaying the incumbent administration has lost its grip of the nation’s security apparatus. It is, however, pointless rehashing calls for an overhaul of the nation’s security apparatus. Nigeria is in need of a more drastic intervention.

    This administration won’t defeat Boko Haram. Save occasional flashes of endeavour, it will only keep urging the nation’s military on a glorified hide and seek from now till its expiration in 2023.

    And to the contemptuous aides and ministers of President Muhammadu Buhari, who would declare war on critics of their administration’s mishandling of the antiterrorism war, I can only wish that they imagine how ‘logical’ or ‘rational’ they would be if the same terrorists that stormed Zabarmari should invade their homes, rape their wives and slit their children’s throats while they watch helplessly.

    Whatever good Buhari might have achieved is smothered by the miseries and death-cries of victims of insecurity, unemployment, and infrastructure lapse.

    On the watch of the All Progressives Congress (APC)’s President Buhari, Nigeria diminishes into a Darwinian spectacle of turbulent energies: terrorism, warmongering, buck-passing, corruption, and inefficiency – the same failings for which the party tirelessly chastised the former administration of ex-President Goodluck Jonathan of the People’s Democratic Party (PDP).

    Despite this sad reality, gangs of critics who fought Jonathan and the PDP off citing insecurity and his inefficiency, tend to downplay Buhari and his APC’s ineptitude and ethical ambiguities. For instance, the Zabarmari massacre and ex-pension boss, Abdulrasheed Maina’s alleged scandalous” reinstatement” in very suspicious circumstances, his subsequent arrest, bail-hop, and eventual capture in neighbouring Niger Republic has failed to incite appropriate resent.

    At the moment, Boko Haram, killer-herdsmen and armed bandits have seized control of rural communities of Nigeria’s northeast and northwest; a colony of oil thieves, striving in twos and threes, fours and fives, have made it on to the boards of Nigeria’s most lucrative cash cows, the country’s public corporations.

    From their vantage positions, it becomes easier to hike fuel charges, prevent stable electricity, dominate import/export business, steal public funds, influence election results.

    But contrary to widespread belief, the terror we face is hardly the podgy, covetous creatures that we have ennobled with public office and the Nigerian till; true terror subsists in the Nigerian youth. The contemporary youth is both a victim and perpetrator of terror and President Buhari and his APC would do well to heed Senate President, Ahmed Lawan’s admonishment in respect of widespread unemployment, poverty, and youth dissent.

    This minute, Nigeria unfurls as a funeral pyre; hundreds are hacked to death weekly by terrorists, killer herdsmen and armed bandits prowling the nation’s highways and remote areas. In the wake of the genocide, public officers and politicians of the ruling party trade blame with opposition. They play to the gallery.

    At the backdrop of their shenanigans, poor, helpless families like the Yunus and their butchered neighbours of Zabarmari lose their lives.

    For too long, irrational brickbats, phony platitudes and mindless bloodshed have shaped our politics; many Nigerians, the youth in particular, are probably living through the worst decade of their lives. They read of bloody genocides at dawn, poverty, and strife in the next city, and many more live through such.

    Add these to an economy patched with foreign loans and dubious tales of growth; if Nigeria is prospering, it hasn’t manifested in the lives of the citizenry.

    It took a perfect gathering of bad leadership to get to this moment. It would take electing an imperfect cannonball of a man or woman to brave through it and survive it. It’s about time Nigeria’s youth united to elect men and women of uncommon grit and fibre into public offices.

    Come 2023, what we should be interested in are candidates, a president-elect in particular, capable of restoring stable electricity and generating employment, a functional health sector, and an educational system capable of providing the skilled manpower that Nigeria needs to power her industry. If the youth are gainfully employed, they won’t become vulnerable to criminal masterminds using them to foment mayhem.

    Today is spitting out monsters and tomorrow portends the emergence of a thousand more ogres.

    What Nigeria needs at the moment are youths driven by moral courage to change the status quo. Moral courage encompasses the nerve to do the right thing and speak the truth always. It involves defying the mob as a solitary individual; to spurn the invigorating embrace of toxic comradeship; to speak truth to authority even at great personal risk, for a higher principle.

    But with moral courage comes persecution. Gani Fawehinmi had moral courage, so did Malcolm X. Predictably, advocates of such morality are either maligned by fate or ascribed rogue status by the state. Routinely they are accused and charged for treason.

    But in their touted notoriety subsists the irony of an incontrovertible metaphor; they usually represent the best of mankind and civilization in their time.

    Come 2023, the youth should root for a candidate identifiable as the window into the Nigerian psyche. The one who internalises the grief he has learnt from the streets. I speak of the candidate who manifests as the blank screen on which people of vastly different political stripes can rally to project their dreams and needs – the passive yet active instrument by which Nigeria may prosper and we could achieve our dreams.

    To find such a candidate, the search begins now. None of the current contenders is worthy of the Nigerian vote. If Nigeria recycles them in power, the world that awaits us would be more painful and difficult.

     

  • Predators in disguise

    Predators in disguise

    Olatunji Ololade

     

    THIS minute, Nigeria’s youths enjoy patronage by external forces, who see us as pliant objects, sad wrecks of civilization modifiable by buffeting nature.

    In truth, many among us carry on like survivors of dystopia, whose ethical thinning manifests by pitiless experience. We seem weathered like driftwood yet helpless amid familiar and unfamiliar storms.

    Consequently, predatory forces from abroad comprising shady media, political and non-governmental organisations have emerged to “help” us. As a necessary ruse of rescue, they have sunk their fangs into the flesh of Nigeria’s youth via poisonous patronage.

    These external actors wield toxic news agenda, diplomatic intervention and dark psyops streamlined to foster bigotries and rage of disgruntled, impoverished segments of Nigeria’s youth divide.

    They will keep desensitising the youth to guiltless rage and incendiary politics as long as it fulfills their preferred narratives about Nigeria – a hideous agenda to accelerate the country’s self-destruct.

    The ill-fated Arab springs must, however, serve as a reproach to the country’s youth. Nobody could love Nigeria more than Nigerians hence our need for caution in accepting and celebrating help from abroad.

    Libya, Syria, Egypt, Sudan, Iraq, would tow a different path today, had they a second chance. They would shun their western patrons’ gift of ‘democracy’ and ‘freedoms’ if they could turn back the hands of time.

    Basking in the attention and patronage by external forces from Europe and America, the nation’s youth currently feel dignified, but in truth, they are being paralysed.

    They are being goaded into a melancholy state of contraction from which there is no escape through action. Every action they had been incited to take against their oppressors in the ruling class, for instance, has manifested as actions against self, the collective good, and the future of the Nigerian State. Think #EndSARS.

    Now that the consequences of their previous actions and rage have begun to manifest, they retreat into the wormhole of fear. However, they have taken the battle to social media: the threshing ground of separatists, hoodlums, maniacs, cowards, and all shades of patriot.

    In the physical public arena, the youth has been reduced to only passive responses: fortitude and endurance. But in their new-found battle zones on social media, they parade as warriors and fearless patriots.

    The failure of the #EndSARS protest and its inability to birth a political movement anchored on the progressive dreams of youth, public service and patriotism, stemmed from its protagonists’ directionless and acquiescence to the dystopic visions of their sponsors at home and abroad.

    Eventually, they built what was supposed to be a liberating movement into a national threat; they turned the protest arenas into forbidden open spaces, an agoraphobic wasteland.

    As the protests snowballed into chaos, the world waited with bated breath, the usual culprits especially – known for marketing arms and ammunition to warring factions in exchange for plundering the affected countries’ natural resources, among other crimes.

    This minute, external predators offer to help tell our story and protect us from the oppressive oligarchs. The youth mistake this for love. But it’s a love that would goad them to untimely death and desiccate their flesh; a love that would raise their hopes only to crush them to skeletal deficiency of being.

    At the backdrop of this plot, it is scary to see the tenor of rage being hurled about on social media, mostly by the youths. Many profess love for country but in truth, their passions manifest crude iniquities, distressing orientations, negative energy clusters, and abraded grief, all fostered by loss, poverty, and unbearable gloom.

    The contemporary youth manifest as Nigeria’s secret fear. They are what is left when the oppressive oligarchs are done devouring Nigeria, the dry bones they picked over after they looted and wolfed down our collective harvest.

    Of course, nationalist consciousness still thrives, but images of the self and the collective good have gotten smaller; corrupted to be precise. Yet our youthful patriots preach and provide healing but with palsied hands.

    Their versions of love and healing fail to fill the space vacated by leadership, religion, and society because they are products of a dysfunctional social unit, the Nigerian family. The family despite its historical repute and value as the core and most significant social unit is under severe attack in Nigeria – as in all climes. But this is a discussion for another day.

    If there is a revolutionary dialectic in Nigeria, it is in the tension between individual and self. But this is often mistaken for tension between individual and state, individual and groups, individual and the system, individual and the almighty Nigerian factor.

    The real battle is between individual and self. The dutiful patriot must discipline and restrain himself. Seasoned with miseries and deathly solemnities foisted upon him by governance failure and an oppressive political class, he mistakes his battle with external elements and forces of oppression as his life’s purpose.

    In tackling them, he yields to that innate lust that ignites the heart towards selfish pursuits. He scoffs at posterity and ancestral dreams. Private lust wins over the public good, flaming up in Nigeria’s funeral pyre.

    To attain true progress, the youth must free themselves from innate and external shackles of thought and action. They must understand that the oligarchs make the compromised youth leader their consort, that the latter might, in turn, mislead the youths to sabotage self and state.

    To rebuild Nigeria, I reiterate, that the youth must seek legitimate participation in the political process. They must seize the moment to regroup, adopt or establish a viable political party, duly registered, and founded on humane principles of nationhood, citizenship, and thought.

    They must present through legitimate means, to the National Assembly, a request to normalise the use of the international passport, driver’s licence, national identity card, and BVN (for electronic ballot) as acceptable means of voting at the 2023 elections.

    Of course, the political class will object to this given their penchant for hoarding voter’s cards to fulfill their election-rigging master-plans, but I reiterate that it’s worth starting the debate over that.

    They must unite with societal segments they hitherto ignored and dismissed as too violent, too dumb, too compromised, and too wild, like the National Union of Road Transport Workers (NURTW), the trade unions, among others.

    They must move to quash the oligarchic caste system that reduces several youths to political hooligans, arsonists, and assassins. They must initiate debates and deliberations spanning various fora, nationwide, whereby they would honestly thrash out crucial issues that aid the reduction of Nigeria’s youth to disposable social elements and cannon fodder for political violence.

    They must eschew violence and the inclinations for hate-speech, and their synergies must be guided and adapted through an ad hoc and premeditated coordination in repelling moles, armed goons, and saboteurs, who would be sent to disrupt their rallies with tribal toxins, fake news, religious venom, and filthy lucre.

    Then they must scorn poisonous interventions by countries whose major interest is to abolish our sovereignty, plunder our resources, and lay us bare.

    We mustn’t forget how foreign media, governments, NGOs goaded Arabians to a scalding spring, only to desert them afterward. The same voices that incited them to carnage shut their borders against them claiming they were toxic refugees.

     

  • Patriot games

    Patriot games

    Olatunji Ololade

     

     

    For the love of country” becomes our sexiest lie. The buxomly plague of Nigerian politics; everybody cops a feel.

    Government and the governed; oppressor and the oppressed; oligarchs and long-suffering proletariat; old and young; the gbenudake and the soro soke generations all partake in the morbid ritual.

    However, politics fades to melodrama, where the citizen misappropriates the role of a revolutionary and considers himself greater than the state. In his struggle to usurp privileges and power, he inflicts misery on ordinary citizens, those whose predicament supposedly triggered his trueness.

    “For the love of country” becomes his arrant lie, the falsity that becomes his slogan. Thus, this minute, Nigeria pulses to duplicitous love.

    For instance, having lost or seen their favourite candidate lose at the last general elections, cliques and criminal masterminds among the nation’s elite went for broke. Shady clerics, political and business leaders, and failed aspirants resorted to spite; couching their dissonant vibes in patriot lingo, they condemned President Muhammadu Buhari’s anti-corruption fight.

    On the flipside, President Buhari presents with shortcomings. He is not a saint. He is not a perfect president. And his anti-corruption fight unfurls ethically-knocked. Yet he is something, everything or nothing of the spurious labels attached to him.

    Buhari is a president with flaws but somehow, in his warped politics, he has an undying love for Nigeria perhaps. He is simply too hobbled by innate flaws and inherited demons of public office.

    Too much of such duplicity is discernible in the exploits of many whose ‘hardcore’ agitation had been seen to extinguish soon after they attained power, or got ‘settled’ by the ruling class or power brokers aligned to the former.

    Ferocity manifests as crucial aspects of their passion; the clique culture, authoritarianism, and sense of entitlement characteristic of the ruling class actually manifest across class divides. It’s a precursor to rite of Nigeria’s rape cycle.

    The contemporary patriot is morally ambivalent. He pays lip-service to patriotism even as his provocative ‘purity’ incites filth in its wake. Stripped of his slogan, his passion betrays neither breadth nor depth. It is barely individuated from the insensitivity and grotesqueness resonant of the primeval gladiator arena.

    His passion connotes moral emptiness. What Paglia would liken to the still heart of a geode, rimmed with crystalline teeth. His platitudinous chant is disguised as a series of soothing gestures, like rubbing a lantern to make a genie appear.

    In truth, he weaponises a dark sentiment, luring the masses into a dark cycle of sadomasochism. His exaggerated gestures and confessions of love, are an assertion of savage lust. He moots no selflessness or sacrifice, only refinements of domination.

    Beneath the glitter and ire of his platitudinous chants subsist a frantic hankering for privileges and spoils of power.

    For instance, some of the celebrities that led the #EndSARS protests: musicians, religious leaders, motivational speakers, social influencers hardly represent the country’s finest moral compass despite their declarations otherwise. It was ironic though that they became faces of the #EndSARS protests.

    This contradicts the truth about them; in their private lives, some are unrepentant monsters. Random encounters with their aides and underlings may convince you – the latter allege that they have to endure unprecedented savagery to earn their keep. Yet these superstars barged on to the #EndSARS stage through the trapdoor, flaunting their poker faces, and chanting for the underdog.

    Some made videos; that was their in, into the fast-galvanising protests. They saw a window of opportunity as the protests dragged on. Of course, they latched on to the flailing bandwagon, chanting creeds and popular slogans as a necessary performance of will.

    Their intent was to align with the movement just before it overwhelmed the incumbent ruling class. Afterward, they hoped to get invited and “wooed” to seek public office by an army of concerned youth-patriots who would identify them as the real leadership material that Nigeria deserves. Of course, the ill-fated end of the protests put paid to their fantasies.

    #EndSARS failed because it worked out a systematic philosophy of revolution and succession. The agitation was mostly of a visceral type reminiscent of Russian anarchist Mikhail Bakunin’s idealised revolt “against any kind of oppression and injustice, rejection of any palliatives or halfway measures.”

    But Bakunin, however inchoate his own ideas were about the new society, was at the same time remarkably prescient about Marxism. Bakunin warned that it would lead to a centralized and oppressive state. He foresaw what would happen to workers once their self-identified representatives in the revolutionary vanguard took power, notes Hedges.

    “Those previous workers having just become rulers or representatives of the people will cease being workers; they will look at the workers from their heights, they will represent not the people but themselves.… He who doubts it does not know human nature,” he said.

    The Russian anarchist Alexander Herzen, although he did not embrace Bakunin’s lusty calls for action, violence, and sometimes terrorism, also detested Marx. But Herzen, like Bakunin, offered little more than hazy notions of volunteerism and autonomous collectives, and communes to replace the state. The anarchists proved more adept at understanding autocratic power and challenging it than at constructing a governing system to replace it.

    Of course, the #EndSARS protesters share kindred spirits with the incumbent oligarchs from whose oppressive leadership they seek escape. And like the protesters, the current government is peopled by characters who proved quite adept at challenging former President Goodluck Jonathan’s ‘uninformed’ leadership than at constructing a humane and efficient government as a replacement.

    Due to their inefficiencies, Nigeria’s youth marched on the streets to demand better leadership and a higher quality of governance until constraints of savage origins were hatched into their midst – courtesy the demons outside and within.

    The gale of revolutions that erupted in 1989 with the collapse of the Soviet Union was the last revolutionary wave before the Arab uprisings in 2010. From the 14 Soviet republics that broke away to form independent states in 1989 to the ill-fated Arab springs, a common strain was the loss of faith among large segments of the citizenry in the ideological constructs of power, just as previous generations outgrew the belief in the divine right of kings.

    These populations argue Chris Hedges, turned against a corrupt ruling elite. They lost hope for a better future unless those in power were replaced. And they seized in a revolutionary moment upon an ideal—one that was often more emotional than intellectual—that allowed them to defy established power. This revolutionary sentiment, as much a mood as an idea, is again on the march.

    In a 2011 New York Times article titled “As Scorn for Vote Grows, Protests Surge Around the Globe,” Nicholas Kulish made this point: Their complaints range from corruption to lack of affordable housing and joblessness, common grievances the world over. But from South Asia to the heartland of Europe and now even to Wall Street, these protesters share something else: wariness, even contempt, toward traditional politicians and the democratic political process they preside over. They are taking to the streets, in part, because they have little faith in the ballot box.

    May we never get to that stage when Nigerians choose bullets over the ballot box.

  • Youth resurrected

    Youth resurrected

    Olatunji Ololade

     

    The #ENdSARS protester paraded beautiful youth in a careless style. He was the plebeian statue sculpted of spunk and spittle. Governors, lawmakers, and the presidency considered him to be a dangerous cuss. But he saw himself otherwise.

    In truth, he was the proverbial yowl plundering rage slipshod, a revolutionary of dubious grace. His flashing eyes, vagrant rage, combined insolent swag with gruff panache. Flashing eyes may command and pierce but they can also incinerate from within. Ever wonder why the protests imploded and died?

    Violence was a mutation of the #EndSARS protest. When it broke, it was uninformed, primitive, and vast, like the chaos of savage night before the dawn of blossoms. Yet dawn erupts with sickly carnations. Despite the flowery fantasies of the protesters, their clamoured dawn illumines with moonshine.

    Yet the fruits of the protests are negative for the same reason that they are positive for the youth; the resultant mayhem counsels the need for caution, tact and masterful self-containment. One positive takeaway from the protests is the timeless opportunity it offers to the youth to regroup and restrategise.

    Come 2023, they won’t seize power from the incumbent class. That is a tall dream. But this minute, they could set about reordering in numbers and might to renegotiate the nature and extent of their participation in the political process.

    Their inability to truly unite for the good of all and their incapacity for a decent connection with the public and rational engagement with the government manifested as a desperate defect. The most sublime act they could have aspired to was the renegotiation of their terms of political engagement en route the 2023 general elections and further.

    But they blew it. And it is quite saddening that many would rather seek cheap consolation and play to the gallery by romanticising the Lekki Tollgate shooting as a massacre. There was a shooting there quite alright and it was in bad taste, but there was no massacre.

    Of course, several writers, presumed and self-appointed leaders of thought, celebrities, and fame junkies would rail and declare it politically-incorrect, their frantic grief is understandable. I accord them their right to it. “We move,” to echo one of #EndSARS purgative slogans.

    With #EndSARS, the youth seemed to speak with one voice but all they did was weaponise dissent and angst into a shrill orchestra. For a generation that prides itself on its disruptive capacities, their response to disruption was frantic, juvenile, and predictable – which further affirms the pointlessness of their rudderless protests.

    Contempt was a black hole of the protests; the disdain for constructive criticism, and a spiralling convolution of psyche. Little wonder the movement unfurled ethically-knocked.

    There is no gainsaying many of the protesters have learnt that you don’t cherry-pick aspects of a revolution to fulfill your narrative of hope; life happens through revolt. And you deal with the results of your action and inaction through the storms.

    Its inspiring that the youth have finally woken up. They have realised that our expectations for a better future have been obliterated on the watch of a selfish political class thus the urgent need for an overhaul of the status quo.

    I moot no violence. Nigeria’s youth must strive through their loss of faith in the corrupted power system, to whittle down the oppressive oligarchs’ asphyxiating grasp on Nigeria.

    A curious development through the protest was the fear pervasive of the corridors of power. There was a weakening among the political class of the will to engage with the youth.

    None of the state governors, save Babajide Sanwoolu, whose Lagos was the epicentre of the crisis – could confidently engage with the youths. They were scared of being scoffed at, knowing it would rid them of clout and almighty “political capital.” Such fear is a good thing.

    Senate President, Ahmad Lawan, subsequently warned his political class, to productively engage with the youths to forestall the resurgence of an #EndSARS-like carnage. Lawan no doubt dreads an uglier revolt even as the youth romanticises its eventuality, in time.

    Vladimir Lenin’s homily of a successful revolt benchmarks all three Russian revolutions in the 20th century; he said, it is not enough for a revolution that the exploited and oppressed masses should understand the impossibility of living in the old way and demand changes, what is required for revolution is that the exploiters should not be able to live and rule in the old way.

    Only when the “lower classes” do not want the old way, and when the “upper classes” cannot carry on in the old way—only then can revolution win.

    Youthful Nigeria dabbled with such reality until the ruling class hatched venom into their ranks. The youth were wooing the police. Videos of protesters sharing sumptuous meals and drinks with police patrol teams went viral and raised eyebrows among the ruling class. It scared them silly.

    Like all despotic regimes, the ruling class understood the import of events. They dreaded what the endgame of such camaraderie of protesters and the police could manifest.

    They understood that once the foot soldiers of the elite – the policemen, soldiers, party hooligans and random street urchin, the civil servants, the courts, the press and academia, and finally the army – no longer have the will to defend the regime, the regime is finished. When these societal elements shun the whims of an oppressive regime, it crumbles.

    To rebuild Nigeria, the youth must seek legitimate means of participation in the political process.

    They must seize the moment to regroup, adopt or establish a viable political party, duly registered, and founded on humane principles of nationhood, citizenship, and thought. They must present through legitimate means, to the parliament, a heartfelt wish to participate in the forthcoming elections.

    To achieve this, they must urge the National Assembly to normalise the use of the international passport, driver’s licence, national identity card, and BVN (for electronic ballot) as acceptable means of voting at the 2023 elections. Of course, the political class will object to this given their penchant for hoarding voter’s cards to fulfill their rigging master-plans, but it’s worth starting the debate over that.

    And if the youths truly intend to assert themselves progressively at the forthcoming elections, they must begin to woo societal segments they have hitherto ignored and dismissed as too violent, too dumb, too compromised, and too wild.

    If they are truly keen on establishing a third force political party, they must learn to accommodate the random hooligan, street urchin, among others, as co-travellers in the march towards the Nigeria of our dreams.

    Nobody was born to serve as a hooligan, arsonist, assassin; the youth must initiate debates and deliberations spanning various fora, nationwide, whereby they would honestly thrash out crucial issues that aid the reduction of Nigeria’s youth to disposable social elements and cannon fodder for political violence.

    They must eschew violence and the inclinations for hate-speech, and their synergies must be guided and adapted through an ad hoc and premeditated coordination in repelling moles, armed goons, and saboteurs, who would be sent to disrupt their rallies with tribal toxins, fake news, religious venom, and filthy lucre.

    None of these is achievable where the youths remain faceless and buried in herd feral.