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  • Challenge of unemployed youths

    Challenge of unemployed youths

    And suddenly the real architects of the current situation where majority of about four million annual graduates from our universities roam the streets without jobs, where PDP stalwarts, and their sympathizers who have access to free money import products of labour from other nations while over 60% of our 40 million youths remain jobless, and those whose policies have contributed to the misery of our youths (the National Bureau of Statistics placed the country’s misery index at 34 per cent), are warning us of the coming apocalypse if the problem of youth unemployment is not urgently addressed.

    Leading those who have been shedding crocodile tears about the misery of our unemployed youths is the father of PDP himself, ex-President Obasanjo who when challenged over his administration’s lack of a coherent policy on employment told bemused Nigerians that the recharge card and plantain chip hawkers on the streets of our major cities represented dividends of PDP policy on employment.

    And now the CBN governor, irrepressible Sanusi Lamido Sanusi whose policy led to the loss of about 50% of the banking sector workforce and who recently called for downsizing of the civil service by 50%, quoting data from the National Bureau of Statistics (NBS) put unemployment rate in 2011 is 29.3 per cent, Yobe and Kano at 60.6 and 67 per cent respectively. This according to him means ‘unemployment has not only doubled in the last five years’, but saw the development whereby ‘unemployment is widening at a time of economic growth’, as an aberration’

    Sanusi who has been the star of Jonathan PDP administration in the last four years accused government of failing to ‘create an enabling environment that can encourage industrialisation of a country that produces oil yet imports refined fuel, a country that is in the tomato belt yet import tomatoes’.

    He perhaps forgot to add that we are a nation with acres upon acres of rubber plantation and sixth oil producer in the world and yet import used and substandard tyres; that we abandoned our massive oil palm plantations to import palm oil from Malaysia that came to borrow palm nuts from us; that in spite of our over 1,200 kilometres of coast line, we have for the past 50 years imported fish and that with over 80 million hectares of arable land, two third of which is located within a geographical zone where Sanusi told us his grandfather once supervised ground nut pyramids, we import ground nut oil.

    Government officials are also not left out. They have been talking from both sides of the mouth. While the Statistician-General of the Federation, Dr. Temi Kale put the figure of jobless and unemployed Nigerians at 20.3 million and praised President Jonathan for this feat, the Director General of the National Directorate of Employment (NDE), the body statutorily charged with the responsibility to design and implement programs aimed at combating unemployment in the country, Mallam Abubakar Mohammed on his part put the number of unemployed youths at 50%.

    But although President Jonathan administration has continued to dig the hole making our escape more difficult with acts of executive profligacy, the president’s inability to fight corruption, and our legislators shameless involvement in constituency contracts, etc, but he cannot be held responsible for the situation in which we today find ourselves.

    That unenviable position is reserved for the past successive military regimes that mortgaged the present and the future of our youths. While Gowon and Murtala/Obasanjo regimes destroyed the academia and the bureaucracy, the two most important institutions in society, Babangida completed the cycle through structural economic derailment otherwise known as Structural Adjustment Program (SAP).

    Buhari lost his job because he was not prepared to do what Babangida, Kalu Idika Kalu, and Olu Falae eventually did. They accepted IMF loan, opened our market to importation which only increased employment for the youths of the exporting nations. Eskor Toyo and Sam Aluko warned that we would become a net importer of cheap goods, that local manufactured goods would become more expensive, that foreign capital would become more mobile while our labour also a factor of production would be immobile. Beko Ransome-Kuti, Gani Fawehinmi, Alao Aka-Bashorun and others took to the streets and were clamped into prison serving jail terms from Ikoyi to Gashua. Newspaper houses were closed down. Journalists were picked up in broad day light. Many simply escaped to Afghanistan.

    Babangida and his group devalued our naira which was almost at par with the pound sterling. And as our nation became a nation of immigrants, Margaret Thatcher in order to prevent economic immigrants from Nigeria slammed a visa requirement on Nigeria, a commonwealth country that was hitherto exempted from visa requirement.

    Of course, the PDP, peopled by military new breed that breed only corruption, messed up the privatization and commercialization exercise imposed by IMF as part of their conditionalities. Nasir El Rufai, the former BPE Director General confirmed blue chip companies on which the nation had invested over a hundred billion dollars were sold at give a way prices to PDP members and their cronies. World Bank projected the exercise would lead to the creation of seven million jobs. But our nation lost the enterprises, lost the job opportunities and lost our investments as a result of PDP greed.

    Today our ceramic industries, textile industries, automobile support industries, and pharmaceutical industries are all dead –their factories turned to ware houses for Italian tiles, imported guinea brocade or Taiwanese rice or fake substandard India and Chinese drugs.

    Poverty started by Babangida’s SAP is today manifesting in the activities of hungry and angry uneducated youths led by unemployed educated youths from the north, kidnapping for ransom and human trafficking and prostitution by jobless youths in the South-east and South-south.

    And now that those who mortgaged the present and future, of our youths have become apprehensive; now that our angry youths especially those below 30 years who have never known anything outside military dictatorship and corruption by military-created new breeds that populate our national and state assemblies know where they are coming from, they can take their future in their hands.

    After all, Chinua Achebe told us, if a people cannot remember where rain started beating them, they may not know where to dry their clothes. Now, our twitter savvy facebook friendly, miracle-seeking drenched youths, who earnestly supported President Jonathan on the basis of their interaction on the social media in the 2011 election, now know why they have remained drenched. They also can now see that the military is not an option.

    For their economic liberation, they must get their politics right. And to do this, they need a sense of history instead of saying the past has gone with the old people. This was the trick Babangida used to destroy our political culture and saddle us with new breed without values or role models.

    Their job is therefore simple. Mobilise and elect leaders that will be on the side of the people. Leaders who will not like the military and PDP buccaneers, behave like looters of conquered territories; leaders that can stop importation of textile, shoes, ceramics, tyres, fish, and rice. Leaders that can judiciously divert huge resources wasted on phantom fuel subsidy to massive subsidy of agriculture sector and the cotton belt of the north to keep restive youths busy. And above all leaders who have faith in Nigeria and ready to have a national conference to discuss our differences, unlike military and their PDP surrogate who are insisting Nigeria unity is not negotiable because they are beneficiaries of the current anarchy.

  • A vote for amnesty

    A vote for amnesty

    WHO can beat Nigeria’s ingenuity?

    Just when you think that a problem is intractable and that we should learn to live with it, a solution appears and the matter is resolved. Just like that.

    Whoever thought the serenity in the Niger Delta was possible? Now oil companies are pumping the stuff without much hassle. Forget the whimpering about oil theft – Is there a place where you do not have petty thieves and scoundrels? Former militants have left the rough and tumble life of the creeks from where they almost turned the Niger Delta into a Somalia of sorts for the fast and bustling life of the city. Many have been to South Africa and some other places that used to exist only in their imagination. Their former bosses now belong to the enviable league of billionaires, running huge contracts, living like kings and partying like Hollywood stars. New life.

    Does anybody still doubt the efficacy of amnesty as the magical pill for many – its vociferous advocates actually insist all – of the ailments that trouble Nigeria? Forget the recent killing of 12 policemen in the quiet creeks of Bayelsa. That was the handiwork of some idle criminals, who we shall, unfortunately, always have with us, anyway.

    After a long hesitation, the Federal Government has been persuaded to have faith in its own medicine. Now, it has agreed that granting amnesty to the Boko Haram insurgents will stop their bloody campaign against the state, a fiendish campaign that has claimed thousands of lives and limbs.

    President Goodluck Jonathan was insisting that the sect’s leaders were faceless and, therefore, could not be pardoned. We can’t grant amnesty to ghosts, he once told elders in Borno State, the engine-room of the insurgency.

    But trust those spoilers who will always want to throw a spanner in the works. They would not even allow the committee set up to study the feasibility of amnesty for Boko Haram submit its report before telling the government to abandon the scheme without suggesting any other viable alternative. They said it would cost money and give people the impression that any group can take on the state and win. The government, as focused as ever, has refused to listen to these unsolicited expertise. It is forging ahead with amnesty.

    How can you run such a gigantic scheme smoothly without spending money? Committees will be set up. Won’t the members get sitting allowances? They surely will require the coziness of a five-star hotel, perhaps somewhere in Dubai or the serenity of the Obudu Cattle Ranch to hammer out the details of the deal. How will their hotel bills be settled? Who picks the travel bills? What about other logistics? Souvenirs for committee members for sparing their time and risking their all for such a crucial national assignment. Cars for their shuttling from one centre to another. Lunch break. Dinner. And a gala night after the whole process must have been completed. Who will pay for all that?

    I am sure those leading technocrats who are well grounded in the workings of the bureaucracy must have advised the government not to listen to the blathering that amnesty does not necessarily mean dishing out cash.

    The sect’s leader, Abubakar Shekau, has rejected amnesty but elders insist the scheme must go on. That is the spirit.

    In Abia State, over 5,000 repentant kidnappers and other criminals are seeking amnesty. They petitioned the House of Assembly that they surrendered their arms in 2010 but are yet to be enlisted in the programme. Governor Theodore Orji recalled that Aba, the industrial city, used to be a den of criminals. The government built camps and was about resettling the youths when the Federal Government announced its amnesty. Now, the youths are stranded.

    Said Orji: “They were in camps…but when they heard that the Federal Government had provided largesse to their colleagues, they abandoned the camps. We took their names to the Federal Government, but no response. They promised not to make trouble…they maintained it till their kingpin, Osisikankwu, was killed. Please, tell the Federal Government to start where we stopped.”

    Will the Federal Government listen to Orji’s cry? A fellow who realised the governor’s agony has suggested that the state should float an organisation to fight its battle for amnesty. His Excellency may consider the name Abia Youths Earnestly Ask for Amnesty(AYEAA). There can be no more auspicious time for such a group.

    A reliable source told me yesterday that there are plans to extend the bonanza to all those other groups who distract the government from providing the much vaunted but hardly available dividends of democracy so as to create a conducive atmosphere for the ruling Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) to perfect its plan to capture 36 –an error there, please – 32 states in the 2015 elections.

    Most likely on the line are armed robbers and their cousins, the kidnappers as well as ritualists who have turned the country into one vast arena of serious crimes. The other day in Delta State, the kidnapped Vice Chairman (Southeast) of the Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN), Chudi Nwike, was killed. His abductors, after collecting a N5million ransom, murdered the captive, the conveyor of the cash and the driver who brought him to deliver the money.

    Imagine the effect of granting such depraved souls amnesty – with some compensation for taking them off their lucrative business. Many big men who are scared of being snatched off their SUVs can then drive round the cities without trepidation, my friends from the Southeast will start going home for festivities again and people will no longer be afraid of flaunting their wealth.

    The police will then have time to return to their all-important duties of arresting people for wandering, teaching stubborn motorists who won’t renew their particulars promptly some lessons in good citizenship and keeping overzealous motor park touts in check. Peace.

    The bloodletting in Jos has been on for so long that nobody seems to remember exactly what may have caused it. Some say it is a settler-indigene palaver. Others argue it is a matter of religious differences. Herdsmen and farmers clash. Whole families get hacked to death by night marauders. Imagine proclaiming a general amnesty for them all –complete with compensation for whatever discomfort a peace deal may have caused the combatants. Jos will return to being the home of tourism, with visitors flocking in from all over the world. Just imagine.

    Even the Lagos “area boys” can do with amnesty. Imagine the streets free of alcohol drenched, red-eyed toothless youths, their mouths foaming, singing your praises – unsolicited. It is all simple. Some compensation; just a few bucks for some of those stuff that make them high. And there will be peace.

    Who knows the pension cash scandal would not have been this terrible if the leading actors and actresses had been offered amnesty. If they won’t drop what they have stolen, an amnesty will at least stop them from stealing more. There would have been no need for the Senate to issue a bench warrant for the police chief to seize anybody. Some old people would not have been carrying placards in support of a man who the Senate believed had questions to answer. No.

    A professor of Conflict Resolution, who is a research fellow in an international agency, has just told me of a paper he is putting together on “Dialectics and dynamics of amnesty in Nigeria: A case for global application”, which he is recommending to the United Nations (UN). The result of a 10-year study, the work encapsulates all the fine details of how Nigeria formulated the magical pill that is set to bring all-round tranquility.

    It is unfortunate that Shekau has rejected amnesty. He said the sect, being the one which has been wronged, should be the one to offer Nigeria amnesty. Not the other way round. In the spirit of our belief in the efficacy of the therapy, why don’t we then ask Shekau and his boys to give us all amnesty?

    Let Bamigbetan go, please

    S I was writing yesterday, I cast a glance at the book shelf. My eyes hit Teacher, don’t teach me nonsense, written by Kehinde Bamigbetan, the Ejigbo Local Council Development Area chair who was kidnapped on Monday near his home on the outskirts of Lagos.

    Bamigbetan, a journalist-turned–politician, would not hurt a fly. His abductors are asking for $1m but I know Korki, as he is fondly called, is not rich in cash; his worth lies in his reputation as an activist who has pledged to ensure that we have a Nigeria where nobody will see crime as a lucrative venture.

    I plead with his abductors to let him go today.

     

  • We are very bad people (3)

    We are very bad people (3)

    Someday, death will become more than an unexplainable mystery to the incumbent ruling class. Every public officer will die; their family members too. Despite their inhumanity, they are human after all. They breathe and bleed just like we do. At their demise, they shall discover what manner of life they deserve in the afterlife. They shall find that money and rank they covet are useless after the last howl had fallen silent, at their funeral. They shall learn that currency-activated prayers their clerics hoist above them shall serve like raincoats under a blitz of cannon balls, at the end.

    In the wake of their demise, how shall they be remembered? How do we remember men who summon our joys to harness it with a sable bind? Shall we remember them with rage and rant? Shall we wish they burn in the earth, like splinters of wood fed into the hearth to spite the fire? Shall we wish that they lie in plagued repose low down with the worm and ant?

    How shall we be remembered? How shall posterity remember the ones who have perfected the art of letting their voices trail off in confusion at decision time? What will our children think of our desperation to keep the worst of our kind in power? What pantheons or dungeons shall we inhabit in the annals of Nigerian politics?

    The troubles of our world are unwieldy like a storm. By our perversions, we impregnate and corrupt history and civilization 53-years old. Great evil lies in you and me, and by our perpetuation of it, we make history the way of the diabolic that decapitates his newborn to satisfy his hunger pangs. Too many threads of heedlessness, woven of gluttony and lust, of racism and fear, inequality and blind hate of the stranger, form in our souls, a thick network.

    Yesterday, we suffered violence and bloodshed by militants in our creeks, down in the Delta. Today, we suffer violence and bloodshed by Boko Haram. Every day, we suffer greater violence and bloodbath by murderous and incompetent ruling class. The most remarkable characteristic of the Nigerian ruling class, according to Prof. Itse Sagay, “is its complete and total insensitivity to the public outcry and outrage over the percentage of our resources that the members appropriate to themselves for their own consumption.”

    Sagay, in his lecture on ‘Good Governance and Enforcement of Law and Order’ at the Nigerian Institute of Management’s 2013 Management Day, lamented that while Nigerian Senators and House of Representative members earn $1.7m and $1.4m respectively per annum, American Senators and British parliamentarians earn 174, 000 and £65,738 respectively per annum.

    Yet income per capita for the US and UK is $46,350 and $35,468, respectively, while that of Nigeria is $2,248. Simply put, Nigerian legislators pay themselves the highest salaries of all legislators in the world, even though their country is amongst the least developed in the whole world.

    More worrisome is the government’s inequitable distribution of benefits and punishments meted out to people from different classes and professions, along with the asymmetrical distribution of respect and dignity. Eventually, you get the feeling that some people don’t count and never expected to count in the Nigerian State.

    In the wake of violence and bloodshed by successive terrorist groups, mostly constituted by youths, in the country, Mr. President, legislators and governors simmer in frustration and moral outrage. Jumping on to the bandwagon of these elected representatives’ deceitfulness and officialese, monarchs, clerics, newspaper columnists and other bastions of society pay lip service to the degeneration of the Nigerian youth and State.

    It is hardly astonishing that the government and cohorts resort to explanations of criminality, a feral underclass, and dysfunctional parenting. These are easier explanations for which the government does not need to accept responsibility. However, a careful assessment of the situation reveals that a greater percentage of the culprits are motivated by poverty, illiteracy, dysfunctional parenting, unemployment and inequality induced by unfair government policies, insensitivity and oppression by the ruling class.

    But such cruelties by the most insidious leadership as we currently have do not justify the descent of the Nigerian youth into barbarism or bloodthirstiness of any kind – but they do anyway. Insensitivity and bloodlust enjoy sweet repose in the psyche of the Nigerian youth thus habituating them to all manners of savagery and triviality.

    Hence it wasn’t surprising to see the Nigerian youth, the media and the general public descend on Shema Obafaye, former Lagos State Commandant of the Nigeria Security and Civil Defense Corps (NSCDC) as violently as a mugger, as frighteningly as an armed robber, and as deadly as a hit man, over his gaffe when he featured as a guest on a breakfast show on Lagos-based private television, Channels Television.

    For Obafaye’s “My oga at the top” slip-up and his inability to accurately state his organization’s internet address, he became an object of nationwide ridicule. Footage of his blunder went viral on the social media making him an object of malicious jokes and caricature on Facebook, Twitter, Blackberry Messenger, T-shirts, and rascally musical medley by local disc jockeys (DJs).

    It was one gaffe that Nigerian youths particularly, couldn’t forgive; consequently, branded mugs, face-caps and T-shirts with the inscription: “My oga at the top!” were produced and sold at a profit in merriment over Obafaye’s gaffe.

    Several celebrities cashed in on the madness and donned the branded T-shirts to major public events in pitiful desperation to replenish their dwindling acclaim. A smart movie producer attempted to cash in too on the national ridicule of a man and public servant while it lasted by hastily putting together and releasing a film titled, “My oga at the top.”

    Nobody cared what sorrow or misery burdened Obafaye’s heart nor did anyone pause to imagine what shame and disillusionment his wife and kids are forced to relive and suffer daily long after the mockery had quieted to a murmur.

    If the Nigerian citizenry, the youth particularly, could be so coordinated and methodical in their perpetration of such “good-natured” ridicule and hate, would it not do Nigeria immense good to have us unite in more coordinated and disciplined revolt against the oppression and cruelties of the incumbent ruling class?

    We are past the novelty of coordinated mockery and moral outrage. The most powerful indignation we could express exceeds the pages of acerbic columns and social media; it subsists in latent courage and will we haven’t yet summoned the courage to express.

    Until we mature in grace and learn to apply ourselves to passionate pursuits for the love of the good, our pains shall run amok where we seek ease and bliss, always. It’s a matter of choice; to which system of thought should we commit our lives to? Is there anything in our norms worth saving? Shall we define the Nigerian dream in the language of humanity? Shall we begin to officiate for posterity’s sake? Shall we begin to affect the honesty and decency to which we pay lip service? Shall we choose the right candidates and vote them in at election time?

    It’s about time we refined the subtleties that make the Nigerian dream the fantasy of thieves, looters and blinkered murderers.

  • A hegemon in a peripheral region: The future of Nigeria’s foreign policy – 2

    A hegemon in a peripheral region: The future of Nigeria’s foreign policy – 2

    The fact of Nigeria being a hegemon in this sub-region is therefore firmly established and based on economic and demographic factors. There are other factors that add to the weight of Nigeria as a hegemon in the West African sub-region. Its location in the mid-Atlantic and also at the geographical heart of the continent guarding the waters of the West Atlantic and the South Atlantic adds to the country’s importance.

    But globally, Nigeria is in a peripheral region. This is simply because in terms of global trade, the entire African continent south of the Sahara currently contributes roughly about two percent to global trade. In 1984, sub-Saharan Africa’s contribution to global trade was about six percent, but by 1998, it had dropped to two percent. Recently, this trend is reversing as Africa’s GDP grows at an average of between five percent and six percent from 2002 to 2008. But in spite of this, Africa’s gross contribution to world economy is still abysmally low; and most of Africa’s contribution to global trade is in form of low agricultural raw materials and minerals; and Africa’s contribution is largely shared between the oil producing countries of Nigeria and Angola and the mineral-producing countries of Southern Africa including the Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC).

    Nevertheless, Nigeria’s role as an important member of the UN is epitomized by its large contribution to peace-keeping operations globally. It is these facts that have sometimes made Nigeria and others to suggest that as the pre-eminent black African country, Nigeria should have a permanent seat in a reformed and representative United Nations Security Council (UNSC) whether a re-structured UNSC would ever happen remains a moot question. South Africa for economic reasons as the largest economy on the African continent and Egypt for geo-political and strategic reasons see themselves equally worthy of representing Africa’s interest. If Africa wants to have influence in the rest of the world, it would have to concentrate on rapid economic development for which its vast natural resources entitle her. What is good for Africa is also good for Nigeria. Nigeria’s wealth is largely due to the fact of its possession of huge hydro-carbons deposits which are wasting assets and which by best estimate may last for another 40 years. There is therefore a need for a total restructure of the Nigerian economy to anticipate what would happen in the near future. The future may not even be as distant as the next 40 years. The determination of the western countries to reduce energy dependence has led to significant technological breakthrough in automobile and mechanical engineering. Automobiles of the future may not be powered by hydrocarbons, but by alternative energy sources that may be friendlier to the environment and therefore preferable. The United States that takes about 60 percent of Nigeria’s crude oil exports is now aggressively pursuing oil exploration and exploitation at home as well as development of huge shale gas deposit in continental North America. In the last four years of Barack Obama’s administration, the United States has reduced energy imports by 50 percent and President Obama says he is determined to further reduce energy imports in order to free its foreign policy from influence of energy exporters to the United States.

    This is of course directed at the Arabs and the Middle Eastern countries, but Nigerians should also take a cue from it. The Nigerian oil industry faces a difficult 2013 as shale oil in the United States takes an increasing share of the North American market. According to the Togo based Ecobank, Nigeria’s crude oil export to the U.S may fall by 25% from 800,000pd in 2012 to as low as 580,000pd in 2013. There are already signs of stress in the fact that there is a drop in commitment of oil lifting for February and March. The coming into the market of other West African new oil producers and the return of Libya’s oil production is making the premium grade of Nigeria’s ‘Sweet crude’ unattractive economically compared to the cheaper “sour crude” oil grades available in the international market.

    The decline in oil influence may gradually be noticeable even in West Africa where for years Nigeria’s oil diplomacy has been very effective. In the past, Nigeria sold crude oil to most West African countries with a payment schedule of 90 days. Countries like Togo, Ghana, Mali, for example, were sometimes tardy in meeting their financial obligations to Nigeria, and sometimes their indebtedness had had to be written off in the interest of regional cooperation and support of fellow Africans whose common denomination was poverty. But in recent times, almost every West African country has now discovered oil at different stages of crude oil exploration and exploitation. This of course should lead to greater wealth in the sub-region and less dependence on Nigeria’s oil largesse, but increased wealth if well managed should lead to increase in regional prosperity and trade. Nigeria has the largest industrial and manufacturing complex in the sub-region and with increased wealth in the region should come the expansion of the manufacturing and industrial complexes in Nigeria all things been equal.

    There is a nexus between foreign and domestic politics. A country that is strong at home would be influential abroad. Domestic strength largely depends on economic and political stability. Therefore for Nigeria to crave continued influence in the sub-region, it must do something about its economy. The credo of economic diversification should not only be the belief of Nigeria’s political leadership. It should be seen as a necessary imperative and desirable practical politics. Deliberate efforts must be made to support small-scale industries or enterprises which in order climes not only create wealth, but also generate huge employment. In order to strengthen its economy, Nigeria must embrace market economy as much as possible while not completely removing the role of the state in investing in critical areas that may not be attractive to private investors. The environment must be made friendly for Foreign Direct Investments (FDI) while we must clean up the corruption in the capital market to permit inflows and investments with special focus on infrastructural development, construction of power plants for the enhancement of electricity generation, mining, health sector, agriculture and agro-allied sectors.

    Nigeria’s population is young and needs to be employed and unemployment is becoming a security issue in the country. In an age of knowledge-based industrial and economic development, it has become critical for Nigeria to produce the right calibre of man-power to drive the economy. When I was ambassador in Germany from 1991 to 1995, the then German Chancellor Herr Helmut Khol created what was called a Ministry of the Future and put a young and cerebral academic to run it. This ministry was given a huge budget and it was asked to recruit young scientists to dream dreams about the future. It is not surprising that Germany’s stature as the pivot of the economy of Europe has not only been confirmed but enhanced especially in the face of virtual permanent recession of most of the economies in the European Union. Nigeria can borrow a leaf from the German experience and invest in knowledge through building first class institutions and support research and development. This can be achieved not by the number of the establishment of unplanned universities but by strengthening the existing ones. The Universities and Research Institutes must also demonstrate competence and dedication so that the outcome of their research can be harnessed for Nigeria’s industrial development. Academics must be courted and cultivated so that they become critical stakeholders in Nigeria. The present situation where Nigerian parents spend close to 160billion naira annually on their children studying in other West African countries because of incessant strikes at home derogates from leadership role of Nigeria in the sub-region.

  • Planned amnesty for Boko Haram

    Planned amnesty for Boko Haram

    If all goes well, President Goodluck Jonathan will shortly grant the Boko Haram insurgents a general amnesty. That is the gist of press speculation on the insurgents in recent weeks. The federal authorities have neither denied nor confirmed these press reports. The Federal Government was even reported as setting up a technical committee to work out the legal modalities for the planned amnesty, and that it expected that within weeks an agreement on amnesty could be reached with the Boko Haram insurgents. But there are still some hurdles to clear before any amnesty can be granted the insurgents. President Jonathan will need to be satisfied that this is not a hoax, and that the insurgents are serious this time about laying down their arms after nearly ten years of a bloody insurgency that has led to heavy civilian casualties on both sides of the conflict

    It should not come as a surprise that the Federal Government is considering a general amnesty for the insurgents. Such a possibility was never ruled out in the first place by President Jonathan. The Federal Government had always made it clear that it was ready to engage the Boko Haram leaders in a dialogue to end the bloody violence in some parts of the North that has claimed hundreds of lives. Some contacts were in fact made last year with the leaders of the sect, but these preliminary talks to end the conflict were abruptly cut off by the insurgents which may have broken into factions. If, collectively, they are now willing to embrace dialogue with the federal authorities and stop the bloody conflict, then there is a compelling need for the Federal Government to seriously consider this alternative to a military option that has simply not worked. Though battered and mostly on the run, the insurgents have stood their ground and have continued to maim and kill innocent civilians, including women and children in the North. Most of these casualties are Christians who are increasingly being prevented from going to their churches.

    A broad consensus in support of a possible peaceful option to the lingering conflict through dialogue between the insurgents and the federal authorities has been building up ever since the Sultan of Sokoto, the leader of the Moslem community in Nigeria, called on the Federal Government to consider a general amnesty for the insurgents. Virtually all Northern leaders, including the Northern Governors’ Forum and the Arewa Consultative Assembly, have joined the Sultan in calling for a general amnesty for the insurgents. It is believed that the National Security Adviser recently advised President Jonathan that a military solution to the conflict is no longer feasible. The insurgency has hurt the North very badly. It has more or less paralysed economic activities in the major commercial centres of Kano and Kaduna. No new investments can be expected in the North for some time on account of the ongoing conflict there. Northern leaders acknowledge this and want an end to the bloody conflict. There is also some concern among Southern leaders about the insurgency. Recently, the leader of the ACN, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, lent his voice in support of the call for a general amnesty for the insurgents if they agree to lay down their arms.

    For the Christian community in Nigeria, the call for amnesty must be painful as the majority of victims of the Boko Haram terror are Christians for whom the state is not able to provide any security. The state is supposed to protect religious freedom, the right to practice one’s religion freely. But that is no longer the case in most parts of the North where churches are frequently attacked by Boko Haram insurgents. Majority of Christians in the country will find it difficult to understand or accept the planned amnesty for the insurgents. But some Christian leaders, including the head of the Catholic Church in Nigeria, Cardinal Onayeikan, say they are willing to support the planned amnesty under suitable conditions. The President of the Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN), Oritsejafor, has expressed some reservations about the planned amnesty, insisting that the insurgents who have unleashed such terror and death on Christians in the North should not go unpunished. His views more accurately reflect the anger and dismay felt by the Christian community in Nigeria about the violence in the North targeted largely at Christians. These people do not understand or accept the immunity for the insurgents implied in the planned amnesty.

    The fact of the matter which President Jonathan has to consider is that the military option adopted to tackle the insurgency has simply not worked. The insurgency is getting stronger and better organised. It has free access to funds and weapons, and its adherents are becoming increasingly fanatical and unbending. If the security forces were winning the war, an amnesty for the insurgents would be uncalled for. Despite their brave and best efforts, the security agencies have had little or no success in tackling the terror being unleashed in Northern Nigeria by the insurgents. There is some evidence that these insurgents are getting substantial assistance, including funds and weapons, from Al Qaeda, among other foreign collaborators. They have some local support as well.

    Altogether, it is a conflict that our security forces cannot win as the enemy is evasive and illusive. It is difficult to defeat an invisible enemy that is constantly on the move. There must be a lot of frustration in our security forces that they are unable to really defeat the insurgents. But we cannot allow the carnage to continue without seeking an alternative to the use of force as a means of solving the problem. This is the cruel dilemma that President Jonathan has to face.

    In taking a decision whether or not to engage the insurgents President Jonathan will be guided by the thought of what effect an amnesty will have on his electoral chances in 2015. He needs the support of the North if he is going to get the PDP nomination and win the presidential elections. Even without the problem of Boko Haram he is by no means certain that he can clear the hurdle of northern opposition to his re-election in 2015. This is why an amnesty, being demanded by Northern leaders, is of critical importance to the political equation and President Jonathan’s bid for re-election in 2015. The problem is that the talks with Boko Haram may break down and scuttle the whole idea of an amnesty. Boko Haram has become factional and there is no guarantee that, collectively, it will agree to lay down its arms and end the conflict in the North. An amnesty for the group should not be granted unless there is reasonable assurance that it will bring the conflict to an end. Northern and Christian leaders must be brought into the dialogue with Boko Haram. Northern leaders should be made to provide reasonable guarantees that Boko Haram will honour the terms of the amnesty. The leaders of Boko Haram must be identified and should be made to offer guarantees that the insurgency by Boko Haram will not be resumed after the amnesty.

    On the part of the victims of the Boko Haram violence, it is necessary that they be offered some form of compensation by the state for its failure to offer them any protection. It is the least the state can do to show its concern and sympathy for the victims of the mindless violence being inflicted on the country. But the medium to long term solution to the religious violence in the North is for the state and federal governments to invest more in the enlightenment and education of the youths in Northern Nigeria. They must be given skills that will enable them to be gainfully employed.

  • Decree 4 by other name

    Decree 4 by other name

    In his lifetime, the late Dr Tai Solarin was a thorn in the flesh of the military junta. Just like the late Chief Gani Fawehinmi (SAN), he stood up to the military whenever he thought it was overreaching itself. Then something happened in 1992 or thereabout. There was this rumour that the American Ebony Magazine carried a story about some millions of dollars stashed abroad by the late Mrs Mariam Babangida..

    The rumour was so rife that everywhere you turned to you were hit by it. Expectedly, the security agencies were interested in getting to the root of the matter. How did the rumour emanate? Is it true that Mrs Babangida kept such mind-boggling amount abroad? The security operatives invited some people, including the late Solarin for questioning. Instead of a discreet investigation, they went public, at a stage, with the probe all in their quest to put the late Solarin in his place.

    Those who watched the crude grilling of the late Solarin on air by a faceless inquisitor will not forget the bitter enterprise in a hurry. To the faceless man’s questions, the late Solarin kept saying that he heard people discussing the issue inside the bus and decided to call on the government to do something about it. The interrogator was not satisfied. The only thing he was interested in was to discredit the late Solarin in the eyes of viewers. His intention, which was obvious, was to prove that the late Solarin was a liar and rumour purveyor. In all this, the press was not caught on the wrong foot because it knew where to draw the line between rumour and what to publish as news.

    The faceless voice was unsparing in his attack on the late Solarin : ‘’A man of your calibre…your education; you heard such rumour in the bus and you are spreading it…’’ Whenever the late Solarin tried to respond, the inquisitor did not allow him because his brief was to rubbish the renowned educationist and humanist before the public. He failed woefully in his mission because in such matters, the highly perceptive public knows who or who not to believe.

    Despite its might, the military did not try to regulate rumour mongering because of the Ebony incident. Twenty-one years down the line, some people are trying to mystify rumour mongering and confer it with the status it does not deserve. Their action is directed against the press which needling in recent times the Bayelsan government and its overlord in Abuja have not been comfortable with. There is more to the plan of the Bayelsa State government to outlaw rumour mongering than meets the eye. I don’t know what the government intends to achieve with the law in a state where poverty walks on four legs. Is this the law the people need? The answer is NO.

    The best that Governor Seriake Dickson can do for his people is to come up with laws that will lead to the improvement of their lot. Laws that will make it easy for the poor man’s child to access good education, potable water and state-of-the-art health facilities. What does he want to do with an anti-rumour law, which main target are journalists? Before he thinks he has ingeniously come up with a law that will deter journalists from plying their trade, let me quickly remind him that journalism does not thrive on rumours. It is the larger society that engages in such past time. And with due respect, His Excellency too is no exception. Can he swear that he never engaged in dem say, dem say before, to borrow his words.

    Dickson is, however, not the original owner of the words, dem say, dem say, I no see I talk. This is a catch phrase among the populace whenever they suspect that someone likes gossiping a lot. If you ever watched the Village Headmaster those days, you will get what I am talking about. Amebo, a character in the series, is a good example of dem say, dem say. In our society, we have many people like that. They tell you stories which are hard to believe, but then you are at liberty to ignore them and go your own way. With Dickson’s proposed law, the governor is saying we should no longer ignore such people, but send them to jail. I hope he has enough prisons to keep the dem sayers when the time comes. As I mentioned earlier, journalists do not engage in rumour-mongering. We speculate. But since there is a thin line between rumour and speculation I fear that many of us may run foul of the Dickson law when it comes into effect.

    Rumour is like gossip or hearsay which is passed from hand to hand and may not be true. Speculation involves speculating and guesswork. Journalists worldwide write speculative reports even when they are sure of their facts in order to protect the source of their story. This is the gamut of the matter and therein lies the threat in the planned Dickson law. When the Buhari/Idiagbon regime promulgated Decree 4 in 1984, its intention was clear – to gag the press. Even when the press published the truth, it still went in for it. Tunde Thompson and Nduka Irabor, the two bruised faces of the draconian law, were imprisoned by the late Justice Olalere Ayinde for publishing a true but speculative report about ambassadorial postings.

    The truth of the report did not avail them in the circumstance. The judge saw what the reporters wrote as rumour because the postings had not been announced before the story was reported. If the press has to wait on the government before doing its work, then it will be left with carrying only press releases from the office of its spokesman. The press cannot afford to do that if it wishes to remain relevant and continue to serve the people. Does Dickson think he can succeed where the military failed? Why is he so much interested in this dem say law rather than thinking of how to improve the lot of his poverty-stricken people. Hear him at the inauguration of the Public Information Management Committee in Yenagoa on March 21 :

    ‘’A bill seeking to make malicious rumour mongering and misinformation of the public a punishable offence has become imperative in view of the ever-increasing rate of rumour-mongering and its attendant consequences on individuals and the state in general…of course, we are aware that the existing laws provide for offences such as criminal defamation of character and so on. But we are going to come up with a legislation to punish dem say, dem say people’’. May God help him. But before he derails, may we advise him not to embark on this unfruitful venture because it will rub off on him in a way that he may not like at the end of the day.

    Yes, people may be goading

    him to go on with the law

    because as they may tell him, ‘it will be the best thing to happen since the creation of the state’, but they will not take the flak with him when the heat comes. Such people have started already. For instance, the committee chairman, Chief Spero Boma-Jack, has pinpointed the dem sayers. In response to Dickson’s speech, he said : ‘’People who do so (dem sayers) are those who have the opportunity to hear from the horse’s mouth but choose to make insinuations that contradict government’s good intentions and policies’’. Whether you do good or bad, people will always talk, but does that make what they say an offence punishable under this proposed law?

    There is no benefit to be derived from this planned law and the earlier Dickson realises this, the better for him and his administration. There is no need wasting tax payers’ funds on a legislation that will not put food on their tables. What Bayelsans need is succour from their years of suffering, shattered dreams and dashed hopes, not a law which will not serve any useful purpose.

    Isn’t it an irony that Dickson wants to militarise our democracy when generals who used the same trick yesterday but failed are today champions of democratic tenets? It is not too late for him to retrace his step before he finds himself on the wrong side of history. It is unfortunate that some of our colleagues even see anything good in this mischievous proposal. It will soon dawn on them that they are being used to justify the need for this bad and offensive legislation.

  • Nigeria’s descent into Hobbesian state

    Nigeria’s descent into Hobbesian state

    Economics and government are like two sides of a coin. The former, whether couched in flowery epithet as ‘law of demand and supply’, capitalism or globalization, is nothing but a label for the first law of the jungle, concerned in the main, with the survival of the fittest at the expense of the weak. The later as an impartial arbiter, strives to check the recklessness and greed of man by moving society away ‘from the jungle also known as the ‘state of liberty and license, of enmity and destruction’, to that of peace and safety’ where the privileged who have taken more than their disproportionate share of the national resources and the less privileged can jointly live in harmony. Whenever there is disharmony and anarchy in any society, such as we have had in the US, Europe, Argentina, and Brazil in recent years, it is often as a result of the failure of government.

    Our current descent into anarchy characterized by law of the jungle is the result of failure of our successive government and their economic policies dating back to the Babangida era.

    Babangida and his economic wizards -Kalu Idika Kalu, Olu Falae imposed the Structural Adjustment Program {SAP} which we were then told had no alternative. Its effects which include the collapse of our manufacturing sector and massive devaluation of our naira from about one naira to one pound in 1981 to today’s N260 to one pound sterling have been duly documented elsewhere to warrant repeating here. The common link between Obasanjo, his Okonjo-Iweala/Chukwuma Soludo team and President Goodluck Jonathan and his Okonjo-Iweala/Sanusi Lamido Sanusi.team is their disdain for contrary views and their insistence that our only pathway to economic growth and development is wholesale adoption of economic laws long discarded in most western countries where every government adopts a mixture of capitalism and socialism as an ideological orientation?

    Many well informed Nigerians as well as newspapers through editorials campaigned vigorously for a place for small banks in an economy many others insisted mega banks were no answer to inefficiency and corruption. Every contrary view to Soludo’s selective perception was treated with disdain. As Sanusi, Soludo’s successor has now pointed out, mega banks were avenue for mega corruption by players in the economy who obtained non performing loans and bank owners who fraudulently used depositor’s money to acquire private jets and properties all over the world.

    Sanusi, the new government economic wizard on his path expended N620b tax payers’ money to bail out the mismanaged banks. A few months later, the banks were sold at give away prices to those who were alleged to have contributed to the misfortune of the banks. Three years on Nigerians, are yet to be told by government the impartial arbiter how much of the tax payers’ N620 billion bailout had been paid back by the affected banks. And as part of the nation’s serial jeopardy, Sanusi’s policy led to the loss of close to 50% of the work force in the banking sector

    But elsewhere such as Europe and especially in the US where banks and manufacturing industries attracted government bail outs, they were in fact designed to enable people keep their jobs. And unlike here where our rulers have refused to talk about the status of the taxpayers money, it is common knowledge that some beneficiaries of bailout in the US including the City Group have paid back, while those that have started making profit are buying back government shares at a profit.

    Similarly, unlike in the US where automobile industries that benefited from government bailout are not only making giants steps in terms of growth but also in reducing unemployment, we chose to ignore our automobile support companies like Michelin and Dunlop that have today joined the importation train bringing tyres from China and South Africa. We are today the world biggest importer of used and substandard tyres. Our market is so big that it has been said used tyres manufactured as far back as 2004, are shipped into Nigeria from Ghana and South Africa. While the nation imports products of labour from other nations, our university trained engineers roam the streets.

    As part of our nations’ serial jeopardy, Sanusi’s policy of high interest rate in order to control inflation has driven the banks to embark on a mad rush for revenue mobilization. Our 19 and 20-year old girls are sent to the streets by the banks and directed to raise N200m monthly to keep their jobs. Scandalized by the callous act by the banks, David Mark the Senate President not too long ago called our attention the possible psychological, and emotional trauma these innocent young girls are subjected to so early in life.

    N200m deposit can only come as products of corruption from government agencies. The strategy therefore is that the young girls are let loose on government revenue agencies that have been alleged to sit on collected revenues for few months before transferring such funds to the Federation Account. The government in the interim is faced with cash flow problems. The House late last year raised queries as to why budgets were not being implemented despite the evidence that showed revenues in excess of the budget were raked in by government monthly.

    As part of our serial jeopardy, even when the banks got the deposit, the mobilized funds are still not given as loans to the manufacturing sector that are in a position to create jobs. They are instead diverted by the banks to buy government bonds at next to nothing interest rate. Of course this is a natural response to government policy of controlling inflation by keeping interest high.

    But except perhaps government economic wizards, who does not know that the main source of inflation is the more than 50% of the nation’s resources the federal government that lacks the capacity to fight its known corrupt PDP members controls? Of course we can add as source of inflation the governors’ security votes, the lawmakers out-of-this-world earnings, the unearned five percent allocation to traditional rulers who lose the moral right to checkmate the local council officials who share their councils’ allocations.

    An analysis of the current year budget will show at a glance, the bizarre appropriations to various bodies with duplicated functions. Why is it impossible for instance to insist that the EFCC survive on 20% of funds collected from indicted governors, bankers, oil fraudsters and PDP stalwarts?

    A government whose leading members share our national patrimony has been rendered impotent when the governed engaged themselves in a war of attrition – kidnapping, armed robbery, importation of fake products including drugs all in pursuit of of individual needs and greed. And these of course include such needs as security, electricity, water, comfort and a secured future for our children to protect them from being assaulted and debased by predators that abound in the jungle. In the absence of government that can act as impartial arbiter or as in our own case where President Jonathan’s PDP administration is in acquiescence with privileged few who do not give a damn about Nigeria, the law of the jungle reigns supreme.

  • Readers’ parliament

    You have said the mind of sane people still remaining in the church. The most foolish people are those that even with the glaring diversion of our hard-earned money into their personal accounts, we still can’t talk to a “man of God.” Church is another business: “Me and my sons” limited. 08079279831.

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    The problem is that most believers are not interested in truly and faithful worship of God rather people are just interested in their wicked desires. There is no more dignity in labour. Everyone wants to make it without working hard. Present day pastors and church founders are preaching their own gospel, not that of Jesus Christ. From Sunny Okafor. Nkpor. 08035755641.

    Who is this? What religion is he representing? Could this not probably be the foretold antichrist? These and many other questions will definitely be agitating and tormenting the minds of the few of the Nigerian faithful who will care enough to read this masterpiece of exposition but will not reason deep on its intent and thus miss its intended purpose – that is, a call to add a little bit of sensibleness to their misconstrued faithfulness. For those who will not read the article for whatever reasons aside from those who see any attempt at redirecting their incorrigible wayward daddies as an affront to Christ. Our prayer is that people of like mind, effrontery and boldness like you…who are truly interested in honest and sincere belief should not rest even when it is sure that your fans will be very few. Have solace in the fact that truth and honesty are orphans in the morally and religiously deprived society that we find ourselves. Keep up the finer work. 08032078292.

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    May your pen never run dry. I enjoyed the article. I hope those who have ears will listen. We are in a state of decadence that makes people believe easily and get quickly brainwashed that there is miracle waiting for them at the expense of their intellect and ability. The so-called daddies capitalize on the socio-economic problems of the country to exploit them claiming that by paying their tithe, miracle is on the way. From Rotimi Akinbiyi. 08033050814.

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    Kudos! I consider myself a victim of our desperate pastors because my wife is hooked on their opium. Our society is gradually slipping into the abyss because of illiteracy and unwillingness amongst the literate to read. We have more “men of God” and less godly men. From 08037400478.

    Mr. Ololade, I read your June 3, opinion. The question is, ‘are u five years early or one day behind the time?’ I am surprised that a Nigerian could say such a thing in this 21st Century. It’s okay, it’s an opinion. From Jacob 08034679229.

    Nobody made them pastors, apostles and bishops and till tomorrow, they are fakes, they claim God spoke or called them. The biggest liars in the world is and among them adhere to the teachings of Jesus Christ? They go all length and even make magic and yet, prosperity , healing etc is not achieved because the source is satan. In Nigeria, less than 10% are real Christians. Thanks. 08039456567.

    You have told the pastors the truth. Until you tell your Islamic terrorists the truth, I will continue to believe you are suffering from Logorrhoea. Truth. 07041851806

    Ola, you have not come by a more candid expository on our National malady in our time as yours on page 21 in The Nation of August 12. If I could, I will post unedited to all Nigerian Pastors hoping they will understand. Keep it up. From E.J Ebong. 08038137269

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    “The Creeps in our worship houses 1 and 2”: Nobody made them pastors, apostles, and bishops and till tomorrow, they are fakes. They claim God spoke or called them yet they are the biggest liars in the world. Is any among them adhering to the teachings of Jesus Christ? They go to all lengths and even make human sacrifice to make magical prosperity, healing and so on. In Nigeria, less than one per cent of the people are real Christians. Thanks. From 08039456567.

    Olatunji, I have not come by a more candid and expository piece on this national malady in our time. If I could, I will post it unedited to all Nigerian pastors hoping they will understand. Keep it up. From E.J. Ebong. 08038137269.

    There is no reward for goodness other than goodness. The truth you have said about the true nature of Islamic Banking will attract success to you and your entire household both in this world and the hereafter. Amen. From Goodluck. 08065392578.

  • April Fool amid Easter blues

    April Fool amid Easter blues

    APRIL Fool got shoved off the calendar here a long time ago. A Londoner called me on Monday to confirm a story he had heard. I reminded him that it was the All Fools’ Day. He burst into laughter.

    But I remained impassive to the hysteria of that moment. He lives in a society where spoofery is an exciting art in which even the most serious of newspapers indulge at least once in a year – on April 1. Here, the line between fiction and reality is so thin there is no point trying to find the point of departure between the two. Nothing is new.

    In equal measures, the bizarre mixes with the blissful, the mad contests with the mardy and all is upside down.

    We have seen a generation of brilliant military officers perish in a strange air crash. We have seen illiterate vote grabbers and flagrant impostors occupy government houses. We have seen confirmed thieves get a slap on the wrist. We have seen members of a family, including babies, murdered in cold blood. We have seen innocent bus passengers bombed. A governor was kidnapped by those who insisted that to them he must surrender the treasury key. What can shock Nigerians? Nothing.

    The April Fool fell on Easter Monday. But the sobriety – and revelry, for some – of our Lord’s victory over death was no bulwark against the absurdities of our often scorned life. Consider this: The President was speaking on Sunday at a church service – his first in Lagos, Nigeria’s business and financial engine-room, since coming to office in 2011. He was talking about fixing the roads and the terrible power supply. All of a sudden, there was a power outage . His voice was muffled. Thankfully, the public address system came alive again. Dr Goodluck Jonathan resumed his sanctimonious talk about keeping the country united amid the deadly security situation.

    His face wreathed in sardonic smiles, he said: “I believe they (those behind power supply) know that I am here. That is why they took light, at least to remind me that I must not sleep, until we stabilise power. God willing, next year, they will not take light again.” Can you beat that?

    On Monday, at the dedication of a church in Aninnri Local Government, Enugu State, the Anglican Primate, the Most Revd. Nicholas Okoh, was praying for the President. He said: “He came to this position through your grace; may he not be disgraced out. There may be people who are not happy with him; may you protect him from their powers. Give him the grace as the man who transformed this country. May he not go home empty handed.”

    Honestly, this is our prayer for the President – that his may not go down in history as an ever pugnacious presidency overwhelmed by its many battles, some of them its own creation, such as the January 1, last year fuel price increase and the fatuous attempt to wreck the Governors Forum. There are others, the origin of which may not have been the government’s making. Boko Haram. Kidnappings – remember the seven foreigners who the President believes may still be alive? Pipeline vandalism. Communal clashes and the savagery of mass murders in villages.

    As for people who may not be happy with President Jonathan, they are many – for obvious reasons. Unfortunately, they do not seem to have the powers to deal with him. The only power they have is their vote. But, do votes count here?

    Among the army of the aggrieved are old pensioners who worked all their lives to have a restful old age. Now they go hungry, their pensions stolen by wicked civil servants. There are university graduates who have been duped in desperate attempts to buy jobs that are actually not available. There are those who have lost loved ones to robbers. They feel the government has betrayed their trust.

    It was a bloody Easter Day in Kano. Security agents raided a Boko Haram hideout and engaged the sect’s fighters in a gun duel. A soldier and 14 others died in the encounter. The building housing the sect’s fighters was razed and 14 AK 47 assault rifles were recovered. Besides, many explosives were seized.

    The Kano clash followed the motor park bombing in which scores died and many were injured. Who would have thought a few years ago that some demented youths would kit themselves up with explosives and then head for a motor park to ignite the place with a deadly fire that left so much blood, broken heads and battered limbs? Who? In those days, it would have been another April Fool spoof. Not anymore.

    On Easter Day in Festac Town, on the outskirts of Lagos, some suspected vandals were arrested by the police. They were said to be carrying fuel stolen from a pipeline in 270 bags – ever heard of fuel in bags? The ingenuity of the thieves here is clearly beyond the comprehension of many in the advanced world – each containing 120 litres of petrol. The chief suspect confessed to the crime, saying he was shocked that security operatives were at work during the Easter break.

    Komuko Ayekede said: “We thought that on a day like Easter, security operatives would go and rest with their families. Please, forgive us, at least, for the sake of Christ that rose from death because of you and me.”

    He had initially lied that he was a palm wine tapper who only saw the sacks of petrol while atop a palm tree, but he confessed when an accomplice decided to spill the beans. As far as Ayekede is concerned, he should be allowed to go home – in the spirit of Easter. Is there a more shocking absurdity?

    Four Kaduna State communities are yet to recover from the hangover of the two-day killing spree unleashed on them by some unknown gunmen on Saturday and Sunday. The police said 19 people were killed. The villagers said 20 died. Among the victims were women and children. They were asleep in the dead of the night when they were woken up by gunshots. They rushed out to find out that their homes had been set on fire by the invaders, who shot them as they rushed out.

    The cause of the bloodletting was not immediately clear. The local government chairman, Kumai L.J. Badun, said the invasion was a reprisal for the poisoning of two cows, allegedly by a 21-year-old man, Aboi Stephen, who was complaining that grazing cows destroyed part of his drying season farm. Days after his complaint, two cows were found dead. The owner, said to be a Fulani, warned that Aboi would pay dearly for the death of the cows. One day, Aboi was declared missing. His body was later found by a search party. His throat was slit.

    An army of villagers stormed the palace of the chief of Atakar in protest. They accused him of inviting the Fulani into the community. A few days after, the invaders came, vengeance on their minds and anger on their faces, burning and shooting. The body count – 20 dead, including women and children.

    Now, consider the price of two dead cows in Nigeria – 20 persons. What can be more ridiculous?

    We thought terrorists had been sent packing from Abuja. They sent a warning during the Easter break when an explosive went off at an eatery. Thankfully, there was no casualty.

    In Warri, Delta State, three kids were detained by the police for allegedly stealing a bicycle. The children, aged between six and nine, were detained because their parents could not raise the N10,000 per head allegedly demanded by the investigating officer. One was released; his mother paid N6,000. The father of another was said to be on his way to the police station, armed with N6,000 and prayers. Another was wondering why the police would detain the minors with hardened criminals for yet an unproven allegation.

    Is April Fool still here?

  • Chief Ilemobayo Akinnola (1934-2013)

    Chief Ilemobayo Akinnola (1934-2013)

    The news of the death of Chief Bayo Akinnola came to me as a rude shock. His demise is not only a national loss but a huge personal loss to me because all my adult life I have always known him as Brother Bayo. The reason for this is the fact that he and my late Brother Kayode were like twins right from their time at the University of Ibadan.

    Chief Akinnola studied Arts while my brother studied Medicine but they had so much in common in their worldviews and particularly in the game of tennis which both of them played with ferocity. They were each other’s best man when they got married.

    Chief Bayo Akinnola was born in Ondo town in 1934. He lost his mother at a very tender age but his father doted on the young Bayo to the extent that he and his father were inseparable. He attended Primary School in Ondo before going to Ibadan Grammar School for his secondary education. His father and Venerable Emmanuel Alayande were friends and Venerable Alayande was given the mandate to shape and mould the young boy anyway the old teacher deemed fit. This included caning when and if it was necessary. I bet it may have been necessary sometimes. Chief Bayo Akinnola grew up to as a strappling young man, tall, athletic and very well spoken. He eventually became the Head boy of Ibadan Grammar School and from there he went first to the Nigerian College of Arts and Science in Ibadan and then to the University of Ibadan where he earned a degree in History and English. During his time in the University of Ibadan, liberal arts graduates were not only taught good English but also they were taught how to speak it. Throughout his life, Akinnola spoke Queen’s English with relish and panache.

    After his graduation from the University of Ibadan, he went to England on a British scholarship to do a Postgraduate course in Education before returning to Ibadan Grammar School, his alma mater. He taught me History in Higher School Certificate Class (HSC) in 1961 before he left and joined the Nigerian Tobacco Company first as a Salesman and later as an Executive. He was a very good teacher and because of his spoken English, highly admired by all students but it was clear to us that teaching was not his calling because instead of teaching us history, he spent most of the time talking about the Nigerian Youth Movement which was at that time a thorn in the flesh of the Nigerian government. Many of the leaders of this movement had socialist or communist inclination and they wore huge beards in the fashion of Fidel Castro or Che Guevarra the famous Cuban revolutionaries. Bayo Akinnola however was clean shaven. Chief Okotie Eboh the then Minister of Finance who was allegedly corrupt feared this young revolutionaries so also did the then Prime Minister Sir Abubakar Tafawa Balewa. In a one hour lecture period, the then young Akinnola usually spent half of his time talking on politics and revolution while the remaining half was spent on what he was being paid to teach. But as young people we all enjoyed his class until he left apparently for greener pastures. Baba Alayande was sorry to see him go because even as one of his teachers, he treated him as a son. He sometimes loudly asked for where Bayo was during assembly if he did not see him in time.

    Chief Akinnola lived with his young wife Fumbi in a small bungalow at Ibadan Grammar School until he left. He bloomed in the business environment and it was from there that the Military Governor of the then Western Nigeria, Brigadier Oluwole Rotimi a classmate of his appointed him as Commissioner for Industries during the military regime that spanned the years 1966-1979. Chief Akinnola after leaving government set up his own industry in Ibadan and had plantation of citrus and other crops in Ondo and also fisheries business in Lagos. He was hugely successful in all his ventures and he travelled far and wide all over the world looking for business. The climax of his business enterprise was his appointment as Chairman of West African Portland Cement Company the maker of Cement at Ewekoro and Sagamu. This is one of the largest industrial enterprises in Nigeria. His contribution to that company’s growth was substantial.

    He held the traditional title of “Lotin of Ondo”. This was apparently in deference to his social standing and his embrace of a philosophy of Joie de Vivre that earned him the sobriquet in Yoruba of “Ojo gbogbo bi odun” (Everyday like Christmas). He loved life and lived it. He used every occasion to throw huge parties both in Ondo and Ibadan to which he invited his friends both young and old. He was never really in politics until in recent times when he apparently had political tendencies towards the ruling PDP. At a time he was chairman of a committee that chose President Yar’adua as a candidate of the ruling party in 2007. His role within the PDP was rather marginal. He was not the typical party man as he was very truthful and blunt but he felt he had to support the PDP especially when Obasanjo was the President because according to him, that was the highest position any Yoruba man had earned. He was also committed to Yoruba unity and he tried very much to help nurture an umbrella organisation that would have brought all Yorubas together.

    Some years ago, he became the “Lisa of Ondo” (Prime Minister) and spent his fortunes and the contribution of his friends to virtually rebuild the Palace of the Lisa in Ondo. He was a great churchman and he liked to sing and had a wonderful voice and with his size, he could bring a house down. Chief Akinnola was a good father to his children one of who is Mobola Johnson the current Federal Minister for Communication Technology. He gave his children the best education money could buy at home and abroad. Yewande is a lawyer; Akinyinka and Mobola are engineers and Arinola a banker. He was also a great grandfather and he used to take his grandchildren round the world at one time or the other. I once met him in an airport in Frankfurt in one of these great occasions.

    He will be greatly missed by all those who knew him and by his beloved wife Fumbi and children Yewande, Akinyinka, Mobola and Arinola and by us his brothers and many loved ones and the Nigerian public as a whole.

    His death brings one to the Yoruba saying “Erin wo ajanaku sun bi oke” which in his case is very appropriate being a huge man. When he is buried in Ondo, the town will feel his impact by the crowd that would come to say goodbye to the great man. Adieu Brother Bayo.