Category: Olatunji Dare

  • Yet another sombre anniversary

    IT is again that time of year when Nigerians, contemplating their country’s troubling past and uncertain future, engage in an orgy of collective self-flagellation, when an anniversary that should be an occasion for rejoicing  and renewal breeds, instead, recrimination and resentment.”

    Those were the opening lines of my column for this newspaper on September 29, 2009, as a preface to the National Day, our independence anniversary,  a day when, to paraphrase George Bernard Shaw, many Nigerians consider their country’s unflattering profile and wonder why, and many others contemplate what their country could be and ask: why not?

    In his National Day Broadcast four days later, the guileless President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua, of fond memory, would warn that the anniversary should not be turned into an occasion for “self-flagellation,”  using the very term I had employed in my preface to the milestone.  It is not the kind of term you find in presidential speeches.  Even for the most practised speakers, it is a tongue-twister, and the meaning is unlikely to be immediately apparent to the general audience.

    I claim no copyright on the term, to be sure.  Still, I could not but be gratified that, although the speechwriters employed that term as warning against what the day should NOT consist in, and might even have intended a gentle rebuke to this columnist rather than what Oscar Wilde designated the sincerest form of flattery, its invocation by the president was heartening evidence that the column commanded attention in high places.

    Even while warning against self-flagellation, Yar’Adua enjoined in the 1,040-word speech that the day should serve as “a forceful reminder of the promise yet to be fulfilled, of the dream deferred for too long, and of the work that is still outstanding.”

    Yar’Adua’s warning was right on the mark.  Considering all and kvetching and inveighing pervading the anniversary, it might as well be called National Lamentation Day.  Or National Moaning Day.  Or National Self-loathing Day.  Or National Self-flagellation Day. This anniversary will be no different, I wager.

    October 1, I suspect, is also the day policy-makers and political officials dread most on the national calendar.  What can they claim to have achieved since the previous anniversary that they had not claimed the year just past with great eloquence and even greater vehemence, and for the year before that?

    I don’t envy those who write the speeches and those who make the speeches for that day.

    I am here reminded of the budget writers who plan to buy for the Presidential Villa the kitchen equipment and accessories they had bought the previous year and the year before that, as well as computers and servers and communications hardware they had purchased the previous year and the year before, and to sign a contract they had awarded the previous year and the year before for that geo-strategic bridge that was “nearing completion” at the time of the last appropriation.

    In his 2009 Budget speech, Yar’Adua spoke about “positioning” Nigeria, “sustainable development,” providing electricity on a “sustainable basis,” and about “holistic measures” aimed at “ensuring requisite macroeconomic stability.”

    That was ten years ago today. Those goals and terms are strewn over practically every National Day Broadcast since then. I will be surprised if they do not perfuse President Muhammadu Bihari’s National Day Broadcast today.

    Since then, a thousand conferences have been staged on national development, housing for all, food self-sufficiency, water for all, electricity for all, mass transit for all, and generally on how to move Nigeria forward, to translate its vast potential into actual power.  Yet the image it conjures up is that of a stalled caterpillar, its antennae probing in every direction but its body inert.

    They say, following the great writer Chinua Achebe, that the problem is the failure of leadership, by which they mean the political leadership.  Taking a related but different tack, others locate the problem in the accession to power at independence.  The prize, they say, was presented on a “platter of gold” to marginal actors for the most part, not to those who were bloodied and jailed and exiled in the struggle.

    If it was the latter that had succeeded to power, they argue, Nigeria’s history would have at the very least mirrored, in terms of development, that of former colonial dependencies in the same league, like India, Malaysia, Indonesia, and the so-called Asian Tigers.

    Who knows?

    Of course, leadership matters.  Leaders dream great dreams, define and articulate goals, enlist public support for the goals, map out strategies for pursuing them and stay steadfast on the long road to actualizing them.  They set the tone for public discourse.  They strive to see that rewards and sanctions are distributed justly.  They lead by example, not by precept or preachment.

    They see their position as a summons to service, not as an invitation to “come and eat,” as one former minister memorably phrased it.  They appreciate that public service should not be a path to great personal wealth.  They will not engage in an obscene display of wealth from that provenance and dare the pubic to do its damnedest.

    When they call for sacrifice in the national interest, they do so from a moral pedestal, having slashed their own perks and privileges.   You cannot call for sacrifice when you appropriate unto yourself as monthly “wardrobe allowance” twice the monthly minimum wage of N30, 000 you are loath to pay.  You cannot, under the guise of making laws for the good governance of Nigeria, allocate more than one-tenth of the national budget to meet your fancies and fantasies.

    Leaders are rarely solitary figures.  They work with like-minded persons to define goals and seek solutions; they seek actively to bring others of a different persuasion to the fold. But when necessary, they are prepared to act alone and take responsibility.

    In the Nigerian experience, such figures are rare.  Yet they constitute what Nigerians have in mind when they bemoan the failure of leadership.

    Others blame the structure of the federation, the obsessive drive for uniformity in the guise of unity, for the failure of the promise of independence.  The answer, as they see it, lies in restructuring the polity to achieve “true federalism.”

    Nigeria’s present structure is without question a serious impediment to development, what with too many unviable states, and funds that should have gone into meeting worthier goals being used to maintain a bloated political bureaucracy that serves little purpose.  But that is only a part of the answer.

    If leadership in Nigeria has been dysfunctional, what of the followership?

    Can leadership be divorced from followership?  The one and the other are but two sides of a single coin.  Thus, the failure of leadership in Nigeria is no less remarkable than the failure of followership.

    When the followership behave as subjects rather than citizens, when they continually make excuses for bad leadership, when they embrace policies that are not merely inimical to but are actually subversive of their interests, when they are easily bought off or bribed, they become an integral part of the problem.

    When followers do not see it as their duty to help maintain facilities and structures built at great expense for their benefit, no leadership can accomplish much in the area of infrastructure.  To take as an example:  Where today are the guard rails for the bridges and highways built in the 1970s and even more recently?  Why are the drainage systems clogged with solid waste and even disused tyres days after they were decongested?

    Nigerians of all classes will kvetch and moan and lament as usual on this independence anniversary, the followership more than the leadership.  But the followership has been an equal-opportunity actor with the leadership in perpetuating the national malaise, and must resolve to be an equal partner in ending it.

     

  • Our diminished universities

    As if our universities have not been diminished enough by a proliferation that follows no rhyme or reason,  gross underfunding, loss of esteem, plummeting standards, sex scandals, cultism, infrastructure deficit and lack of direction, they have now been reduced by the news media to firms run by managers.

    Thus, one reads daily about “the management of ABC” university explaining such and such a policy or embarking on such and such an action.

    Previously the body that ran a university used to be called an administration.  What has changed?

    Nothing as far as I can tell, only an imprecise usage gone viral.

    The universities are not firms, ladies and gentlemen of the press. They are not run by managers. They are collegialities run by administrators.

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  • A nation of hubs

    Hardly a day passes in Nigeria without one structure or facility being advertised as a hub for one activity  or another.  If the structure is not already existing and thriving, it is going to come on stream and be designated a hub by the time you finish reading this article.

    That, at any rate, is the impression created by the news outlets, and such is the national fascination with hubs. Going by the frequency with which all kinds of hubs bob up in the media, a visitor to these parts writing an Instagram or tweeting for the benefit of friends back home might be led to describe Nigeria as  a nation of hubs.

    That would be no great exaggeration.

    In some important ways, Nigeria itself is already a hub.  It is the hub of international trade and commerce, though only a small portion of that is captured in the official charts.  Think of the thousands – nay, the tens of thousands – who stream into Nigeria on a given day from the West Africa region, through official entry points and a frontier that is as porous as a sieve, with many of the settlements dotted along it qualifying as authentic smuggling hubs in their own right.

    Lagos is of course Nigeria’s ultimate hub.  It is the point of convergence for people pouring in from the vast Nigerian countryside and from the ECOWAS region, the nation’s commercial capital, a pace setter in many ways, where with a little imagination and a great deal of hustling, you can get by.

    Abuja, where virtually everything runs a close second to Lagos as a hub – the hub of government.  It is the seat of the Presidency and a sprawling federal bureaucracy, the federal legislature, and the judiciary, the foreign missions.  Government in all its many guises and disguises is the business of Abuja.

    Back in 1990, South Africa’s hugely theatrical foreign minister, Frederik “Pik” Botha, proposed to the visiting General Olusegun Obasanjo, statesman-at-large and a key member of the Eminent Persons Group which helped pave the way for the dismantling of apartheid, the concept of a Pretoria-Abuja axis as a mechanism for advancing and consolidating the fortunes of the continent in the post –apartheid era.

    To that proposal, Obasanjo added a third component: Cairo.   (Full disclosure:  I was travelling with Obasanjo).

    The overarching idea was that South Africa, being the most developed country in Africa, and Nigeria being the largest and most influential Black nation, would together with Egypt, the preeminent Arab nation and gateway to the Arab world, work closely to shape policy for the Organization of African Unity, now the African Union, and the future of the continent.

    As far as I know, the proposal was never explored.  In light of recent developments, this is regrettable.  Instead of pursuing with Nigeria and Egypt the cause envisaged by the concept of a Pretoria-Abuja-Axis, South Africa has descended into xenophobia, looking the other way as its nationals terrorize and murder African immigrants in their midst and loot their property.

    This may well be the best time to revive the concept.  Africa’s best-known elder statesman Obasanjo, is best qualified to lead the effort, working behind the scenes and deploying his personal rapport with the leading statesmen and public figures across the continent.

    “Axis” carries an unsavoury connotation from the World War 1 alliance of Germany, Italy, and Japan rooted in fascism.  If Botha-Obasanjo’s proposal is to be taken up now, the arrangement will have to be called by any other name but an axis. The Lagos-Abuja-Cairo Hub, perhaps?

    As I was saying, if our policy makers had their way, virtually every facility or structure, actual or merely contemplated would be a hub or on the way to being transformed into one.

    On account of being an early adopter of the internet and other information technologies, more on account of their limited availability than his savvy in such matters, one peripatetic governor was lionized endlessly for having transformed his fly-over Sahel state into an Information and Communication Technology (ICT) hub, and for instituting “electronic governance.”

    He was at home everywhere except in his domain.  He travelled the world in search of the most vaunted  of economic operators – the foreign investor.  He was away for such a long stretch at one time that only the threat of impeachment by a state assembly that had grown weary of its own of docility brought him back.  Even so, he soon took off again, in search of foreign investors.

    It was a futile quest, as his successor would discover. There was nothing “on ground” to show for all that peregrination.  The ICT hub was nothing more elaborate than an assemblage of a server and ancillary devices in one room.  School children sat on dusty floors to take their lessons under the shade of trees, not in the smart classrooms he expected to find.

    The man who wrought those wonders lived for a while thereafter as a registered member of the Senate of the Federal Republic, with all the obscene privileges but only a few of the duties appertaining thereunto.

    Elsewhere, they build an airport of sorts in the middle of nowhere, literally, and call it a hub for cargo transportation in Nigeria and West Africa.  They build a three-star hotel that will probably go to seed after a year or two, and call it a hospitality hub.   They lay the foundation for a hospital and proclaim it a healthcare delivery hub, guaranteed not only to curb the medical tourism that accounts for huge financial outflows every year but actually reverse it.

    A private firm is building a huge oil refinery that will serve as the hub of oil processing in Nigeria and West Africa for export, with a capacity matching or exceeding that of the four government-owned refineries that have been on life support for several decades.  Yet they are going to expend billions of dollars refurbishing those plants again, over and above the zillions already spent refurbishing them.

    The goal must be that, by the time the refurbishing is complete, each of the refineries will function as an independent hub, to complement the one under construction.  Why settle for one hub when you can have    five hubs.

    In retrospect I am surprised that we still refer to some areas as Nigeria’s food basket. The basket is in reality a hub.  Thus we should be talking of Benue as Nigeria’s yam hub, Kebbi as the nation’s rice hub (no disrespect to Ebonyi and Abeokuta and other claimants) Ondo as the cocoa hub, those marauding cattle  herders permitting, Kano as the wheat and groundnut hub, Zamfara as the cotton hub, and so on and so forth.

    Former Agriculture Minister Akinwumi Adesina left some work undone in this regard.

    Our Pentecostal churches are now miracle hubs, with the biggest miracle hub of all situated appropriately along the busiest highway in Africa, the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, where miracles are required all the time to avert looming disaster.

    Long live our hubs.

  • Musings on the PEC’s verdict

    MEANING no disrespect to the rank and file of the formation that used to advertise itself as the largest political party in Africa and to its legal team, I was not surprised that the Presidential Election Court dismissed their challenge to President Muhammadu Buhari’s victory in the    March 2019 election for lack of merit, or that all five justices of the court concurred in the ruling.

    I anticipated this outcome not from lack of confidence in the judiciary as a whole or in that branch of the institution, although evidence abounds there of perversity, a not infrequent flight from justice, timidity, and high susceptibility to unwholesome influences.

    Rather, I came to the expectation from the case laid out before the Tribunal by the combined legal team of the PDP’s candidate, Alhaji Abubakar Atiku, and the PDP, as reported contemporaneously in various media outlets.  There was a great deal to complain about and even challenge in the election, but the case made by for the petitioners did not rise to proof of the skullduggery alleged in their depositions.

    Here, I must enter several caveats. The Court  is yet to furnish a transcript of the proceedings, against which the accuracy of media reports can be measured.  The reporting, it has to be said, was far from comprehensive and was generally marked by a scatter-shot approach.  However, to the extent that none of the parties nor the Tribunal has questioned its fidelity, the reporting must be judged substantially accurate.

    Atiku’s case rested crucially, first, on the existence of a server controlled by the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), to which the authentic election returns from the field were posted directly.

    A senior INEC official in one of the states had disclosed this arrangement at a news conference ahead of the election, according to testimony by a witness for Atiku. Any documentation of election returns that differed in any material particular from those retrievable from INEC’s master server must therefore be presumed to be a forgery.

    Now, several such documents had turned up, crediting Atiku with far fewer votes than he had actually scored as entered on INEC’s private server by field operatives.  If INEC had not knowingly collated Atiku’s votes downwards to rob him of his hard-earned victory, it must at the very least have somehow connived in that act.

    INEC rejoined that it hosted no private server.  It produced documentary evidence to the effect that its chair, Professor Mahmood Yakubu, had stated for the record that electronic transmission of election returns was not allowed under the electoral law, and that INEC had hosted no server for that purpose.

    While the PEC was grappling with claim and counterclaim, Atiku filed a lawsuit at the Supreme Court seeking to compel INEC to produce the alleged server.  The Supreme Court held that the existence or otherwise of the server was a substantive issue before another court, and that asking INEC to produce it would be prejudicial to the outcome of that other case.

    Nothing daunted, Atiku’s claim produced a field worker for INEC who said he had, as instructed, personally used some device furnished by INEC to transmit election returns to INEC’s server.  His testimony did not hold up during cross-examination.  More dramatic was the testimony of a computer specialist from Kenya, who said that certain characteristics of a document under review showed that the document could only have come from a server hosted by INEC. His testimony  shed no light on the controversy.

    The controversial server will go down as the dodgiest piece of electronic hardware in the annals of polling.  If it actually existed, was it kept in proper custody?  Was INEC the only entity that had access to it? If not, who else?  Is it inconceivable that another party, a rogue element, could have posted on it material that did not originate from INEC, or corrupted material obtained from it?

    In whatever case, its existence was not proven.

    The server certainly was not the trump card, the “Joker” (shades of Richard Akinjide and the 1979 presidential election) that was supposed to be the clincher. But the very prospect of bringing the existence of the dodgy server to light was enough to send PDP functionaries rhapsodizing about the certainty of the election being voided, and of the party’s imminent return to power and the good old days.

    By the way, where is Akinjide today, in these contentious times, when his hugely inventive forensic skills would have helped clarify and resolve many a mystery?   But I digress.

    Atiku’s case also rested, secondly, on proving that Muhammadu Buhari did not possess the minimum educational qualification for the office of president.  He should not have been allowed to run as a candidate in the first place.  Too bad he was allowed to run, but the lapse could be remedied by disqualifying Buhari after the fact, Atiku’s team contended.

    If INEC’s server was dodgy, Buhari’s West African School Certificate has been dodgier.  At one time, it was said to be in the custody of the military authorities.  Not so, the military authorities replied severely.  Perhaps the certificate did not exist, in which case Buhari must have been smuggled into the Nigeria Defence Academy, his determined adversaries said.

    Then the certificate was reported missing, not lost irretrievably.  Thereafter, it was said to have been replaced with a copy authenticated by the West African Examinations Council, and presented to Buhari by WAEC Registrar Dr Uyi Uwadiae, at a well-publicized ceremony, the issuance of an original back in 1961 having been ascertained.

    Still the controversy deepened.

    They challenged the name on the certificate.  They disputed the subjects Buhari offered and passed at the examination.  They said the school through which Buhari earned the certificate did not exist at the time he took the examination. They said anyone seeking evidence that the document was a forgery need not look beyond its shape and design.

    In vain was it pointed out that WAEC is an examining body comprising five member-nations, all of whom would have had to conspire to manufacture and award a certificate that was never earned, even if it was to a presidential candidate in one member-country.  That scenario seemed inconceivable.

    Still, they kept stoking the manufactured controversy.

    “Facts are stubborn things,” a learned man once said.  “They never go away.”

    The truth is that lies are even more stubborn.  They never go away.  They just grow and spread and ramify, as the controversy over Buhari’s School Certificate for his office has shown.  They defy commonsense and the rules of evidence.

    The Presidential Election Court saw through the subterfuge and held that Buhari was in terms of academic achievement, more than qualified to be president of Nigeria.

    Even so, I am not sure that its pronouncement will lay the matter to rest.  I will not be surprised if the matter is raked up before the Supreme Court on appeal, or continues to be litigated in the court of public opinion in the unlikely event that the Supreme Court finds for Buhari.

    Nor, switching gears, will I be surprised, if Buhari’s team continues to press the ludicrous claim that Atiku is a foreigner, to wit a citizen of Cameroun who had in all his adult life falsely paraded himself as a Nigerian citizen, and in the process risen to the second highest office in the land and amassed riches beyond the dreams of the most avaricious, especially since the Presidential Election Court  declined to consider the question.

    The penalty, the more desperate among them might even insist, is to strip him of his wealth and fortune and every distinction Nigeria ever conferred on him, and send him back to Cameroun.

    The silly season never ends here, remember.

     

  • A matter of leadership

    IN the end, it was not the glorious event that India’s nationalist Prime Minister Narendra Modi had gone down to the Mission Control Centre for the Indian Space Research Organisation (ISRO), in Bangalore, to witness personally and celebrate. Instead, last week, India’s attempt to become the first country to land a robotic mission at the Moon’s South Pole failed.

    Engineers lost contact with the Vikram lander — part of the Chandrayaan-2 probe, just moments before what would have been a successful and historic soft landing.

    A miss, as they say, is as good as a mile, and nowhere is this truer than in space travel where pinpoint accuracy is the standard operational procedure.  The closest approximation won’t cut it. That India could embark with such confidence on such  an ambitious mission is nevertheless proof, were any still required, that when it comes to science and technology, India is a world power.

    If the mission had succeeded, India would have been only the fourth country in the world, behind the United States, the Soviet Union and China, to make a soft landing         on the lunar surface.  Even so, back in the 1960s, the United States and the Soviet Union had failed in their early attempts to land on the lunar surface.  It is greater consolation that the lander is still in orbit, only incommunicado.

    Given the staggering poverty in India’s vast rural countryside and inner cities, there are those who say that such projects are misplaced, and that the resources poured into them are needed more urgently elsewhere.

    But scientific pursuits in outer space cannot wait until the earth’s problems have been solved. They often have an enormous multiplier effect, throwing up processes, procedures and products that help in tackling the problems of terrestrial existence.

    And the cost is often smaller than is generally supposed.  India’s lunar project, which began some 10 years ago with the launch of the Chandrayaan-1, a satellite that fired a projectile into the moon’s South Pole in search of water, carries a price tag of $150 million.  That is just 10 times what the 9th National Assembly plans to appropriate from the public purse to buy luxury motorcars for its members.

    If the Chandrayaan-2 were a Nigerian space vessel, the National Assembly would have gone ballistic since its loss.  The appropriate oversight committee would have staged marathon emergency hearings, to which the top ISRO scientists would have been summoned to testify on oath, most likely wearing their crisply-ironed lab coats.

    Then a foreign trip or two would most certainly have followed, estacode and all, to the United States and the Soviet Union, to seek insight into the remote and immediate causes of the mishap, and how future mishaps might be averted.

    In India, the whole endeavour is all a matter of national consciousness and pride kindled by its founders and sustained by a generation of leaders.

    Jawaharlal Nehru, India’s first prime minister, was a polymath. A brilliant lawyer and gifted writer, he also took a keen interest in planetary science. In one of the dozens of letters he wrote to his young daughter, Indira, from prison, he sought to explain to her in language that she would understand the working of solar system. She learned from an early age the place of science in human life.

    To fire the development of India’s vast human capital, Nehru established the Indian Institute of Technology in three strategic locations across the country.  Admission was as competitive as you could find anywhere.  You could not rig it.  You could not buy your way into the system. The syllabus was just as rigorous. Only the very best graduated from the system.

    Over the years, an institute patterned along the same line was established in every Indian state, with nary a lowering in the rigours of admission or instruction. In an interview on the CBS television programme, 60 Minutes, several years ago, a professor in one of the institutes, spoke of how his son, who could not secure admission there, nevertheless was accepted at Cornell on a full scholarship.

    These institutes, based on an education system that privileged science and mathematics, helped propel India to the status of global techno power.  Today, India has the largest pool of English-speaking scientists, engineers and doctors in the world.

    Recognising the potential of space technology in promoting telecommunications, distance education and rural development, Gandhi also set up the space research organisation, ISRO.

    In India on assignment for The Guardian in 1986, Dr Yemi Ogunbiyi and I were given a special pass by Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi, to visit ISRO, in Bangalore, the southern India city that has since emerged as the Silicon Valley of the subcontinent.

    We were guided through their research labs and manufacturing floor and conference rooms by alert, confident young men and women, scientists and technicians, all in their off-white tops and grey pants, explaining the functions of various component, large and small, and how they were fabricated or acquired.

    “This one?” a guide would ask, pointing to some huge component. “We made it.  We built it here,” he would say with that familiar Indian nod.

    “How about that one?”

    “That one?  We had a manufacturer build it for us,” he would explain.  We thought it would be cheaper that way. Even so, we designed it here.”

    Their pride was restrained, but palpable all the same.

    I had never felt so deflated, and I am sure I can say the same for Yemi Ogunbiyi.  Here we were, denizens of the Giant of African being shown the greatness of India already in the making, whereas the vision and thinking and the commitment that produced it were nowhere evident in our homeland.

    The Chandrayaan-2 failed its mission, to be sure. But the Indian space authorities are not in the least discomfited. “We came very close, but we will need to cover more ground in the times to come. Every Indian is filled with a spirit of pride as well as confidence,” Prime Minister Modi told the nation. ‘’We are proud of our space programme and scientists; their hard work and determination.”

    “. . . Resilience and tenacity are central to India’s ethos. In our glorious history of thousands of years, we have faced moments that may have slowed us, but they have never crushed our spirit. We have bounced back again, and gone on to do spectacular things.

    “. . . We are full of confidence that when it comes to our space programme, the best is yet to come.”

    Surely, Modi can be permitted a little nationalist chest-beating.

    Meanwhile, they are looking forward with confidence to manned missions scheduled for next year, for which ISRO has fabricated and unveiled most of the hardware.

    Here, we are still mired in our petty schemes and intrigues.

     

  • Once upon an earlier call to revolution

    WHAT could have led the publisher and editor-in-chief of the online muckraking journal, saharareporters, and most recently a candidate in the March 2019 presidential election to call on Nigerians to embark on a revolution to supplant the existing order well before the newly elected governments at the centre and in the states had taken office?

    Despair that nothing would change, and that muddling through could take Nigeria no farther? Ambition, as in seeking to obtain by revolutionary force the power he had failed signally to win at the ballot, having scored only 34,000 votes of the more than 36 million votes cast in the presidential election?

    Desperation – that time was running out and that a revolution to turn things around could no longer wait?  Idealism, a genuine belief that revolution, revolution now, was precisely what Nigerians needed?

    Most likely all of the above.

    There was certainly something quixotic about it all. But it was not more quixotic than Sowore running for president, or embarking on operating an online newspaper based in New York with little more than gritty determination to make it work. To be sure, Quixotism has its limits. But overall, it has taken Sowore much farther than his growing up in riverine Ondo State could have promised.

    A motely crowd of protesters here, Sowore’s placard-carrying supporters and the police engaged in a not-so-friendly chatter there, or in a skirmish yonder:  On the whole, the response to Sowore’s summons to revolution was less than enthusiastic.  It would not be unkind to call it desultory.  It certainly cannot even be called a preface to revolution.

    Yet it would be a mistake to dismiss it as a non-event.  That a political activist of Sowore’s modest financial and organisational resources could put so many men and women on the streets at short notice is an indication that there is considerable anger in the land and that the issues he and many others thoughtful critics have raised should be addressed forthrightly and urgently.

    It would also be a mistake to treat Sowore and his comrades as common criminals.  Prolonged detention without trial can only strengthen their following and win them new supporters.

    The Federal Government showed respect for the law by seeking a court order to hold him without trial for 90 days.  The court granted an order to hold him for 45 days, an indication that it did not share the government’s harsh view of the matter.

    Sowore should be brought to trial within that period if not earlier, or charged with any number of offences an inventive prosecutor can connect.  But not sedition, please.

    As the Court of Appeal held in the 1985 case of Arthur Nwankwo v The State, the law of sedition, the principal instrument with which the colonial administration sought  to suppress political discussion and debate, made sense only in a colonial setting and has no place in Nigeria’s 1979 Republican Constitution.

    And since the Supreme Court of Nigeria, the final judicial authority, has not pronounced on the matter, the best legal authorities are persuaded that the ruling on Nwankwo stands as the controlling law.

    In summoning his compatriots to revolution, Sowore fell back to a strategy that goes back to the colonial times, the most famous instance of which the veteran journalist and statesman, Prince Tony Momoh, reminded us the other day, following Sowore’s arrest.

    It centered on a public lecture organised by the Zikist Movement and presented on October 27, 1948, at Tom Jones Hall, in Idumota, in the central business district of Lagos, and was titled: A Call for Revolution,  and was delivered by Osita Agwuna, the movement’s deputy president.

    Determined to quicken the march toward freedom from colonial rule, the movement’s Central Committee decided to embark on a plan calculated to plunge the country into turmoil.  The lecture was to serve only as a preface.  Their calculation was that, following the lecture over which Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe, the NCNC leader and movement icon would preside, the colonial authorities would arrest Azikiwe on the spot.

    The arrest would set off a national uprising and lead the masses to engage in “positive action.” The jails would overflow with political prisoners. The country would be rendered ungovernable. In the event, the colonial authorities would be forced to cede more powers to Nigerians and fast-track Nigeria’s advance to statehood.

    That, at any rate, was the calculation of the Zikists.

    And the manifesto outlined in the lecture was so exorbitant even the most accommodating colonial overlord would have seen it as nothing less than a frontal challenge to its authority and indeed its very existence.

    Adherents of this new approach should see “nothing good” in cooperating with British rule, which was to be brought down through a boycott of foreign goods.  They should not enlist in the police and the army.  They should pay their taxes to the NCNC as the “new People’s Provisional Government.  Those of them going abroad to study should take courses in “military science.”  The employed among them should embark on a general strike.

    Zikist President Raji Abdallah had set the tone for the event with this declaration:  “I hate the Union Jack with all my heart because it divides people wherever it goes …  It is a symbol of persecution, of domination, a symbol of exploitation, of brutality …”

    Strong stuff, indeed.

    Ominously, Zik, who was to have chaired the occasion, was conspicuously absent.  He would explain later that he was too tired to attend, having led an NCNC mission to Ijebu-Ode earlier that day. Anthony Enahoro, who had already made a reputation as a crusading newspaper editor, fiery platform orator and pamphleteer, was drafted to chair the occasion, although he was not a Zikist.

    The lecture took place all right.  The colonial authorities did not pre-empt it, for that would have gone against their understanding of freedom of the press and of speech as explicated by the great English jurist, Sir William Blackstone, in his Commentaries on the Laws of England.

    Lay down no previous restraint. Let the agitators publish whatever they desire, Blackstone wrote; then, punish them for their temerity.

    That was exactly what the colonial authorities did. They rounded up the organisers of the lecture and indeed anyone who could be shown to have played any part in it, however tangential, charged them with sedition and, on conviction, despatched them to various prisons across Nigeria.

    The Zikists never recovered fully from The Tom Jones Hall outing. If those of them who escaped imprisonment did not feel betrayed, they were profoundly disillusioned that their idol, the object of their worship, disowned, then dismissed them as “fissiparous lieutenants and cantankerous followers.”

    I wonder how they had reacted on hearing Zik declaim as governor-general of Nigeria more than a decade later when Nigeria was granted independence from Britain “on a platter of gold.”

    They say the inconstant Attorney-General of the Federation and Minister of Justice, Abubakar Malami (SAN), who curiously survived the recent cabinet shuffle, has been busy combing the archives with a view to using the 1948 case as a playbook for prosecuting Sowore and his followers.

    That would be a futile endeavour.  The 1986 case of Arthur Nwankwo v The State should serve him as a better guide.

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  • Weep not for Adebayo Shittu

    Civil society groups and democracy activists – the usual suspects in such matters – were largely silent when news outlets revealed that he had not deigned to do the obligatory one year of national service for graduates under 30 but had instead launched one flourishing career after another.

    The law enforcement authorities launched no investigations.  President Buhari demanded no explanation and felt no obligation to dismiss him from his cabinet for what seemed a clear breach of the law.  The man himself sat tight, defiant, saying tersely that he did not believe the law at issue applied to him.  What service could be more important than making laws for the good governance of one of the 19 states of the federation?

    Everyone was certain that the man would not be reappointed minister for one very weighty reason: his failure to participate in the compulsory National Youth Service scheme more than four decades after his graduation.  His ho-hum performance as minister furnished just as weighty a reason for not reappointing him.

    But on the latter basis, only a handful of ministers would have merited a second term.  So, pressing that charge would be an overkill when, by everyone’s reckoning, the first charge alone constitutes an iron-clad indictment and more than enough reason to end his cabinet tenure.

    Everyone’s reckoning, that is, except that of the man himself, Adebayo Shittu, lately honourable minister of communications in the Buhari cabinet.

    As he told the News Agency of Nigeria the other day, he was shocked that his name was not on the list of cabinet nominees Buhari presented recently to the National Assembly for confirmation. He had confidently expected to be reappointed.  Not that he was complaining. As a devoted Muslim and author, it should be added, of some 10 books on the theory and practice of Islam, he had taken the matter in his stride, thanked  God and Buhari for the opportunity, and moved on.  He was not disappointed.

    But so many people who would not mind their own business have entered into all manner of speculation about why Shittu had confidently expected to be reappointed.  Could it be, some among them have asked, that the powerful cabal that runs the Presidency had assured him that he was the President’s favourite minister, and that if one person deserved and was sure to be reappointed minister, he, Shittu, was that person?

    Such assurances are not uncommon in Nigeria’s public life, and sometimes carry consequences that reach much farther.

    Whenever military President Ibrahim Babangida felt that time was running out on his duplicitous transition programme and that he needed time to tinker with or prolong it, he would let it be known that he was planning to carve Nigeria into more states, or he would suborn the more vocal ethnic champions to petition him for the creation of more states.

    In perhaps the last of such diversionary games before he was ousted, he told one of his loyal military chiefs that the yearnings of his people for their own state, freed from the domination of an overbearing suzerain, and with the capital in the military chief’s own hometown, was about to be gratified. The military chief should go tell his people that it was a done deal and that they should prepare for great rejoicing.

    On the day the of the presidential broadcast announcing the new states, everybody who was somebody or thought he was somebody converged on the military chief’s sprawling compound in his hometown and projected state capital to watch the historic broadcast, to see history in the making, as it were.

    Among the four or five new states named, none came from the military chief’s turf.

    For several weeks thereafter, they kept the military chief under close watch, fearing that he might harm himself.

    The reader should not rush to put this down as yet another example of Babangida’s perversity. He had been overruled by powers he could not countermand.

    To return to Shittu:  Among the busybodies aforementioned, some speculated that Shittu must have had the highest assurances from the prophets, marabouts, chiromancers and  all manner of diviners servicing the system that he would be reappointed minister. Abuja is teeming with such clairvoyants who can, for valuable consideration commensurate with the position desired and the cost of good living in that city, deliver the desired verdict.

    But those who know Shittu say he is too high-minded for that kind of thing.

    Those who claim to know how the system works are saying that Shittu may have followed a tack that works for the most part but is not foolproof.  This is how that system works.  If the quester is, like Shittu, a Muslim, and the President and those who have his ears are Muslims and will be performing the Hajj or Umra, the quester embarks on the same holy voyage, confident that an arranged meeting with the President or those who have his ears will help seal the deal.

    What vow can be more binding than one made on holy ground?  Hence, Shittu’s confidence that he would be reappointed minister.

    I have heard of one vice chancellor of one of the highly regarded public universities who was waging a grim battle for reappointment.  Given his record, it seemed a futile bid.  Then he learned that the Head of State and Visitor of the university would be performing the Umra.  Pronto, he rummaged through his drawers, dug up his Tesbih, dusted it up and took the first available flight to Saudi Arabia where, not entirely by coincidence, he was presented to the Head of State.

    In their brief encounter, the professor made a deep impression on the Head of State as a rarity – a scholar, a pious and devoted Muslim, and an unobtrusive southerner!

    Before the vice chancellor returned to base, his reappointment had been announced.

    I am in a position to assert that the speculation that Shittu employed that strategy or a variation thereof is spurious through and through.  Being a devout Muslim, Shittu would consider it sacrilegious to employ the Hajj or Umra for such a profane project even if he happened to be in Islam’s holiest sites at an opportune moment.

    Can it be, then, that Shittu was a victim of his own conceit, persuaded that he was, on the basis of his superlative performance in office, a sure bet for the Next Level?  Some incline to this uncharitable view, I regret to say.  But I am not in the least surprised.  For we shall always have among us those who, out of envy or malice, take delight in the downfall or discomfiture of others.

    I can assure them that their joy will be shortlived.

    They should remember that the Shittu phenomenon did not just happen overnight.  Back in 1979 when politics was politics, he was at 26 the youngest person elected member of a state assembly. And I am not talking of some flyby state, but the Oyo of Bola Ige, himself the Cicero of Agodi.

    If they don’t know, I can tell them, based on Shittu’s personal testimony, that Shittu was the only candidate in the entire Oyo Division of Oyo State who passed the 1973 West African School Certificate Examination in Division 1 at the very first sitting.

    But need I tell them also that Adebayo Shittu is a qualified barrister, who served as commissioner for Information, Culture and Home Affairs in the “landslide” administration of Dr Victor Olunloyo for three memorable months? And more recently as attorney-general and commissioner for Justice, also in Oyo State, under Governor Rasheed Ladoja?

    Weep not for Adebayo Shittu.  Who can put down such a phenomenon?

  • A letter from President Donald Trump

    Dear…, ”began the three-page, double-spaced typewritten letter from the White House addressed to a person I know.

    “I know you are someone I can count on to tell me the truth …

    “That’s why I am reaching out directly to men and women like you to get your input and ask you to serve as part of our grassroots leadership team.

    “So please don’t delay.  Complete the enclosed Presidential Advisory Board State of the Nation Survey and return it to me with your contribution of $25, $50, $100, $250, $500 or even $1,000 to the Republican National Committee as soon as you can …

    “The future of the Presidency, and our entire country, depends on the success of the RNC’s efforts to build our party and prepare for the next critical election.

    “And we cannot afford to wait until next year to start fighting back against the aggressive, nasty attacks from the two dozen Democrats running for President, as well as the kooky socialist policy proposals put out by radical leftist Democrats in Congress

    “The Democrats and their liberal special interest allies, with the help of their lapdogs in the biased media are trying to create a phony, negative “narrative” that our nation is headed in the wrong direction.

    “And what do they base their accusations on?  They quote the same “experts,” who worked for the Obama Administration, and the failed pollsters that wrote off my campaign that I never won the White House.

    “Can you believe that?  We can’t let them get away with it …

    “Since I took the Oath of Office on January 20, 2017, I’ve been working incredibly hard to bring accountability to the federal government and to get the bureaucrats out of the way so our economy can grow and create jobs.

    “For too long the federal government and the people who work for it forgot that THEY work for you, not the other way around.  Not anymore.

    “I ran for President to fight for the American people. My victories are your victories.

    “So many BIG WINS for America.”

    “But liberal Democrats in Washington, D.C., Iike Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi, aren’t happy, and their pals in the liberal media don’t even acknowledge our strong expanding economy, and the positive impact  my policies …

    “Rather than cheering for America’s victories, they grow more and more angry and aggressive every day.

    “I’ve tried to reach out to Democrat leaders to ask for cooperation on issue after issue, and all I get in return are attacks on my Administration, my family, and me.  They do not care at all about issues that need addressing, such as health care, border security and infrastructure.

    “They are blinded by power, envy.  They put politics before country.  It is a disgrace.

    “I cannot work with them when all they want is to accuse, investigate and interrogate.  No President should have to deal with endless bitter, phony, politically-motivated attacks …

    “I urgently need you to stand with me today.

    “So please, send the enclosed survey along with your generous contribution . . . in the pre-addressed envelope provided.  Your feedback will let me know how you feel – unfiltered by the Fake News and their biased polls.

    “Thank you in advance for your steadfast support of my leadership and my agenda.’’

    Sincerely

    Donald J. Trump President of the United States.

    —-

    It is just as well that this letter, which reflects none too subtly the most disagreeable aspects of the Trump persona:  his compulsive lying, his intolerance of dissent, his visceral disdain for anything associated, however tangentially, with his predecessor Barack Obama, his reading the darkest motives into the conduct of his  opponents, his predilection for infantile name-calling, etc; etc, was not addressed directly to me.

    If Trump suggests that you are someone he can count on to tell him the truth, you should ask your attorneys to explore the possibility of filing a defamation lawsuit against him. He is saying, in effect, that you are, or that he regards you as, a fellow-traveller for whom lying is a way of life. You do not need a Washington DC or New York lawyer billing $1,000 an hour to win the case.

    The least I can do now is to try to respond to the letter, at least in part.

    With the Donald, it is always about money.  Hardly had he established his bonafides than he asked for donations to pursue his agenda – an agenda that will for all practical purposes do great harm to the person he is importuning, and for whom he has not the least regard anyway.  If Trump had his way, he would whisk the person to the nearest detention camp, pending deportation.

    Trump talks blithely about “the truth.”  He urges his correspondent to tell him the truth.  In Trumpworld, the truth is forever shifting.  What he presents as the truth on a given day is most likely the precise opposite of what he had presented as the truth the previous day and will bear no resemblance still to what he will present as the truth the next day. It is a constant stream of lies, lies and more lies; lies big and small, lies vile and hurtful, disingenuous lies that would diminish even the local dog-catcher.

    Trump lies about his finances, his academic record, his officials, the state of the economy, his golf game, his meetings with other world leaders and about his achievements that have in two years dwarfed the combined achievements of all previous U.S. presidents; he lies about the weather. Before Trump (BT), it was all darkness. After Trump (AT) it has been all light and sweetness and will continue to as long as he remains in charge.

    And Trump goes about this marathon mendacity with a straight face, without remorse and without a twinge of conscience.  He knows no other way.  It has carried him to the pinnacle of wealth and power and influence.  So, why bother?  Why reconsider a way of life that has brought him to such dizzying heights, Leader of the Free World no less, this arch apostle of unfreedom?

    Only those ignorant of the Trump’s record will sympathise with his claim that he has tried to reach out to Democrat leaders to ask for cooperation on issue after issue and that all he gets in return are attacks on his Administration, his family, and himself.

    Cooperation with the Trump Administration on health care would require the Democrats to abandon the Affordable Health Care Act – President Barack Obama’s signature achievement which, with all its imperfections, made health insurance coverage available to more than 34 million previously uninsured persons.

    Cooperation in the face of Trump’s serial law-breaking and contempt for the rule of law and due process would be subversive of the system of checks and balances that is the heart and soul of the Constitution of the United States.

    This is a president who would rather believe Vladimir Putin’s denials than iron-clad evidence that Russian intelligence intervened in ways subversive of the American electoral process. And he did not even require any help from Senate Majority Leader Mitch “Moscow Mitch” McConnell to pull it off.

    When he promotes a return to coal to please his wealthy donors than invest in clean energy, when he lowers or abolishes outright air and water pollution benchmarks set by his predecessors yet accuses them of putting politics before the country, you have to wonder whether he is not practically unconscious.

    When I got to the part where Trump says: “Since I took the Oath of Office on January 20, 2017, I’ve been working incredibly hard to bring accountability to the federal government,” I had to go over his text again and again to be sure it was not a misprint.

    Accountability, as in blockading his tax returns and records of his financial dealings and every document under subpoena, refusing to testify and preventing others from testifying, harassing court officials, and asserting absolute privilege over executive actions, harassing judges, The Donald is too far gone in his chicanery to pause and reflect.

    And, by the way, who launched his Presidency two years ago on the narrative that the United States was mired in the vortex of a dystopia?

  • EBONY, and Ebonygate revisited

    WITH the recent sale by public auction of its archives of more than four million black-and-white photographs, some of them prize-winning and some never published before, the monthly lifestyle magazine EBONY which defined and captured the black experience in America like no other for two generations has finally gone out of business.

    Priced at $46 million, the archives were sold for $30 million.  The proceeds will be used to offset part of the debts of the Johnson Publishing Company, owners of the magazine.  The company filed for bankruptcy liquidation, some three years ago, unable to arrange financing or a sale.

    Fears were rife that EBONY’s iconic pictures would fall into the hands of a private-equity firm that may choose to dispose of them as it pleases.  In the event, they were purchased by a consortium of four leading private foundations, which will donate them to the National Museum of African American History and Culture at the Smithsonian Institution and the Getty Research Institute.

    This arrangement guarantees the archives will be preserved for posterity and made accessible to the public

    EBONY was launched in 1945, in Chicago, by John H. Johnson, a visionary entrepreneur concerned “to show the Negroes (as African Americans were then called) but also white people that Negroes also got married, held beauty contests, gave parties, ran successful businesses, and did all the other normal things of life.”

    Johnson’s daughter, who succeeded him as publisher, said the mission was to make EBONY the “curator of the African-American experience, past, present, and future.”  It fulfilled the first two parts of its mission admirably. But its future now lies behind it, sadly, after a run of 71 years.

    Within a few years of its debut, EBONY became a habit.  There was hardly any black home in the United States where you would not find a copy.  It was read and passed along, to be read and passed along until every member of the household had savoured its contents.  Those who could not read were rewarded with its white-and-black pictures that captured arrestingly all aspects of black culture, from the ghetto to the executive suite, and the Boardroom, and ultimately to the Presidency.

    It was a lifestyle magazine with a difference.  It depicted African American entertainers, athletes and movie actors and performing artistes all right.  But it also showcased black scientists, lawyers, diplomats, legislators, community leaders, inventors, engineers, astronauts, corporate executives, commanding officers in the armed services and, generally, achievers in every sphere of American life.

    Its tone was optimistic, upbeat.  But you could never accuse EBONY of puffery, for the stories were substantive, well researched, and very well written. The photo-essay it published from time to time was a model of story conception and execution.

    Its stablemate Jet, published in a much smaller format, debuted in 1951 as “the weekly Negro news magazine.”  Together, EBONY and Jet captured the essence of black life in America like no other journals. Their challenge was to define or redefine for America black Americans, who were for the most part presented with mutilated images of themselves by the dominant media.

    The field was not entirely bereft of black journals.  There were, for example, the Chicago Defender, the Baltimore Afro-American and Amsterdam News based in Harlem, New York.  These were important voices and vehicles in their communities, but their circulation and impact were modest.

    At the launch of EBONY, many newspapers in the American South, did not publish pictures of blacks   as a matter of policy.  Large sections of the print media did not report the stirrings that culminated in the civil rights movement, the sit-ins and protests that challenged Jim Crow laws and caused them to be abolished.  It was only in the late 1990s that a newspaper in Jackson, Miss, sought to atone for this denial by omission and published supplements chronicling important news stories of the civil rights it had not reported.

    Television was just as complicit.

    EBONY changed all that.  Black people, many of them for the first time, could see black people like themselves as leading achievers and key public figures, in positions they did not know black people could hold and performing roles they never thought black people could play; they saw Africans in their colourful native attires on the world stage as kings and presidents and prime ministers and statesmen.

    It fostered black pride. It promoted Black role models and fired black aspirations.  Its yearly issue profiling the 100 Most Influential Blacks in America was a parade of excellent role models for aspiring African Americans. And if you wanted to reach the attentive black audience EBONY was the medium that gave you the best value for your advertisement budget.

    The coming of the Internet opened the era of free content.  Television generally, and cable television in particular, offered round-the-clock programming that gravely undermined newspaper and magazine readership.  Advertisers shifted to digital platforms and television even as newspaper production costs soared, forcing such venerable publications like TIME and NEWSWEEK to abandon the business model that had served them so profitably for decades.

    EBONY’s fortunes contracted in this altered environment. Debts mounted.  Operations became unsustainable.  Unable to arrange financing or find a buyer, it filed for bankruptcy liquidation three years ago.  The sale last month of its photography assets closed what will go down as one of the most eventful chapters in the history of American journalism and black culture.

    Unfortunately, generations of Nigerians will probably remember EBONY in an entirely different context

    Despite its iconic status in the African American experience, the magazine had no market presence in Nigeria or anywhere outside the United States.  Many Nigerians were acquainted with it only by its reputation.  Some had read pass-along copies at infrequent intervals, courtesy of Nigerians living in or returning from the United States.   You certainly could not pick up a copy at the newsstand as you could TIME and Newsweek.

    Still, in 1990, EBONY magazine figured in Nigerian politics the way few foreign journals had done before or since. In the process, it bequeathed the term Ebonygate to the nation’s vocabulary of sleaze.

    Military president Ibrahim Babangida’s benighted Structural Adjustment Programme (SAP) had sapped the economy, turning basic needs into luxuries and eviscerating the middle class. Hunger stalked the countryside, and many Nigerians were reduced to rummaging through dustbins for food scraps.

    Anti-SAP demonstrations, which turned violent in many cities, broke out across the country, fuelled by rumours that Babangida had stashed away some $3 billion from the national treasury in foreign banks, and that he and his wife owned, among other properties, a diamond watch factory in France.

    The organizers cited EBONY magazine as their source.

    Conspicuous among the teeming protesters in Lagos was the respected educator and founder of Mayflower School, Ikenne, Dr Tai Solarin, in his trademark floppy hat, khaki shirt and shorts.  In an interview he had made some reference to Babangida’s rumoured offshore wealth – a key grievance of the demonstrators.

    The claim that the story came out of EBONY was implausible through and through.   It was not EBONY’s fare.  But no matter.

    State security officials seized Solarin and subjected him to a brutal inquisition on live national television, conducted by Col. Kunle Togun, who had been living under a cloud of suspicion of complicity in the 1985 parcel-bomb murder of the crusading journalist, Dele Giwa

    What was Solarin’s source?  Did he verify it?  As an educator and an influential citizen, was he unaware that he had an obligation to verify the information so as not to lend his authority to subversive rumours?

    Official desperation did not end there.  The authorities dispatched a team to Chicago to urge EBONY publisher Johnson to state categorically, for the public record, that at no time had the magazine carried the story attributed to it. Johnson refused the strange demand.

    And to this day in Nigeria, Ebonygate carries the resonance of rumour, gossip, or falsehood, a slur on the reputation of the foremost journal of the African American experience that was.

  • July people in the news

    The month of July has more than its fair share of the birthdays of eminent Nigerian achievers who have made great contributions to their professions, craft, or calling.

    All protocols observed, I would have to start this eclectic roll with the Nobelist and media person extraordinary, Professor Wole Soyinka, who turned 85 on July 13. Ceremonies to mark the milestone were staged in various cities.  He was characteristically missing from all of them, except the one that brought young men and women together to meet and parley with him in his Ijegba forest home.

    Those students were fortunate.  Soyinka rarely attends such ceremonies. In 2009, I had the honour of presenting the Wole Soyinka Centre for Investigative Journalism Lecture to mark his 75th birthday. It was a packed house, but the man of the hour was nowhere in sight.

    He was in some secret location – the space lab of the Jet Propulsion Laboratory, in Pasadena, California, I suspect – undergoing a simulated space flight:  zero gravity, weightlessness, and all that, courtesy of a well-heeled friend.  The experience didn’t come cheap, he told me in an email, in case I was thinking it might be a good idea to check it out.

    Most of what we give others, Allan B Krueger, the late Princeton economist who studied happiness noted, are of little use and thoroughly disposable.  What counts most, according to that economist, is the gift of an experience, and the more exceptional the experience, the more valuable the gift.

    Soyinka’s friend must have thought long and hard about what to give the Nobelist as a birthday gift.  Cash?   That would be crass, insulting even. The choicest wines from Louis XIV’s cellar?  A better idea, to be sure, but the value diminishes when you share it with others, as Soyinka is sure to do.

    But simulated space flight?  How many people can claim to have experienced it?  Several hundreds, and among them, Soyinka may well be at that time the only African.

    I doubt whether he has described that experience in any of his numerous writings.  Perhaps he is saving it for another magnum opus.

    Congratulations, sir, and very many pleasant birthdays yet.

    There must be something in the Nigerian air and water highly conducive to the birth of would-be journalists and media people.  Just think of this constellation for a moment:   Lateef Kayode Jakande, Prince Henry Kayode Odukomaiya, and Olusegun Osoba.

    Jakande, dean of Nigerian editorialists, incisive columnist who plied his trade in the Nigerian Tribune under the pen name John West, newspaper editor, author and one of the most accomplished public figures in Nigeria’s history, turned 90 on July 23.

    The tributes were not in the least feigned. If they were also somewhat muted, it was mainly on account of the great man’s inexplicable refusal to quit the loathsome Sani Abacha’s cabinet even as Abacha had was tearing apart almost everything that Jakande had spent his lifetime promoting – freedom of the press, the rule of law, and democratic institutions.

    Former Daily Times editor Tony Momoh once told me in the run-up to the Second Republic that when Jakande was elected first civilian governor of Lagos State, he prayed fervently and frequently for his success.  Why? I asked him.  Why Jakande in particular?

    Because, Momoh said, Jakande’s success would put paid to the canard that journalists were only good at stirring things up.

    More than three decades later, Jakande’s tenure still stands as a benchmark for good governance.  If all he achieved in five years was the streamlining of the chaotic multi-tier system of primary and secondary education in Lagos State, that would have been achievement enough.  But he accomplished that only in his first year.

    Henry Kayode Odukomaiya, who turned 85 on July 10 is arguably the most versatile newspaperman Nigeria has produced in recent memory:  news reporter, feature writer, editorialist, production wizard, and newsapaper administrator. At the Daily Times where he was deeply but quietly revered (he operated under the shadow of the great Babatunde Jose) for his exacting standards.  At subsequent stops at the Concord Newspapers and the Champion, he left indelible footsteps.

    Olusegun Osoba, cracker-jack reporter, astute media manager, exemplar of the reporter as a judicious insider and nimble political actor and statesman, turned 80 on July 15 and launched his engrossing memoirs Battlelines:  Adventures in Journalism and Politics, which I had the privilege of reading in manuscript.  It lives up to its author’s reputation for getting the inside dope, for fast footwork, and for counter-punching.

    Osoba was a master of networking well before the term came into popular use.  Having learned early that, in Nigeria, the decisions on who gets what, when and how, are taken at night, he made himself a nocturnal operator.  That kept him abreast of the decision-makers and ahead of everybody else.

    His knowledge of how the system functions and his vast network of contacts helped catapult him to the top at the Daily Times ultimately and, en route, turn the Daily Sketch in Ibadan and The Nigerian Herald in Ilorin into newspapers of national reckoning.

    One of the things I found most revealing in the book was the plot to dump Osoba and replace him as chief executive at the Daily Times with Prof Alfred Opubor, who had at one and the same time served as head of the Department of Mass Communication at the University of Lagos, chair of the board of the News Agency of Nigeria, and chair of the Bendel Newspapers, publishers of the Observer.

    Osoba worked the phones, did his nocturnal rounds, and foiled it. He was in my judgment a better fit for the job anyway.

    Though strictly not a media person, Ajibola Ogunshola is deservedly honoured as such.  He would not  kowtow to military president Ibrahim Babangida and Sani Abacha in their craven bid to emasculate the Independent press.  He turned around the fortunes of the Punch.  He drew up and enforced the ethical  principles on which it is grounded.

    But presiding at the Punch was a detour for the pre-eminent African actuary, who turned 75 on July 14?  His 70th was a class act that bore his accustomed painstaking attention to detail. Unfortunately he lost his daughter Yetunde, a person of remarkable intellectual and professional attainments and of vast promise to a rare form of cancer on the eve of his 75th birthday.

    My condolences again, Ba’royin.

    For entrepreneurial chutzpah and innovativeness, it would be hard to beat Nduka “The Duke” Obaigbena, the Thisday publisher who turned 60 on July 14.   Who but Obaigbena would have sent to whomsoever it may concern an advisory that it would be a good idea to buy media space and airtime to congratulate him on the occasion?

    But this may just be yet another tale by those from whom Obaigbena commands respect and dread in equal measure.

    The reader will have noticed, if not pardoned, my partiality to media people even in this necessarily eclectic outing, as if they alone qualify as eminent achievers among those born in July who have made distinguished contributions to their profession, craft, or calling.   Not in the least.

    I am thinking of our pre-eminent cardiologist, erudite scholar and university Administrator, racounteur and wit, Professor Oladipo Akinkugbe, who turned 85 on July 10.  Equally versed in the humanities and the sciences, and a gifted writer to boot, he is emblematic of the cultivated man in the finest sense of that term, a savant.   It makes sense, then, that bird-watching is his hobby.

    Come up with some bon mot, and he would instantly tell you its source. I once struggled in his presence to recall the name of the English man of the nobility quoted to have said, by way of advice to a young man about to get married:  “Don’t.”

    Professor Akinkugbe came up with it effortlessly.  In vain do I struggle to recall it even now.

    I am also thinking of his younger namesake and fellow laureate of the National Order of Merit, Professor Oladipupo Adamolekun, distinguished international civil servant, who turned 75 on July 21.

    As an undergraduate at the University of Ibadan in the 60s, he was one of the brave souls who undertook to distribute copies of The Tribune which the beleaguered authorities in Western Nigeria considered seditious through.  Today, he writes an occasional column for Vanguard Newspapers.

    There has got to be some printer’s ink in his DNA.

    To all July people named here and those inadvertently omitted, a belated happy birthday.

     

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