Category: Olatunji Dare

  • Achebe: A literary titan and his times

    Achebe: A literary titan and his times

    A mighty tree fell in Boston, Massachusetts, two weeks ago, and its fall was heard across the world.

    That tree was Chinua Achebe, and the fall was heard by the tens of millions who had read his first and best known novel, “Things Fall Apart” in the major languages into which it has been translated, among them, his native Igbo, and Yoruba.

    It was heard in the leading world academies, where his novels, essays, poems, lectures and other literary forms are studied. It was heard in every establishment involved in making or executing policy or otherwise transacting business in Nigeria and indeed Africa as a guide. It was heard by everyone across creed, colour or tongue he had charmed with his incomparable skills as a story-teller, the majestic simplicity of his prose, and a profound sociological imagination.

    His writings burst upon the literary and political world at a time of ferment. The wind of change which gusting over Africa that British Prime Minister called the attention of the heedless apartheid regime in South Africa was gathering speed, sounding the death knell of colonialism and imperialism. In the United States, the civil rights movement was gathering momentum, putting Jim Crow and its clan on notice that all those “self-evident truths” must amount to much more than articles of faith in the Declaration of Independence.

    To them, Achebe lent a voice, a stirring, eloquent voice – a voice that derived its power from the acuity of his insights no less than from being so understated. He rescued subject peoples from the mutilate versions of themselves and taught them to see themselves whole, to be at peace with their being and essence. This was the context in which he got to know and collaborate with the writer James Baldwin, one of the leading lights of the movement.

    Africans and indeed black people everywhere can walk tall today in part because Achebe exploded the racist stereotypes Europe and America developed and assiduously propagated about them. He wrote back to the makers of empire. The civilising mission they prided themselves on was a rude disruption of long-established ways of life and was in some ways and actually a regression. It is a mark of his towering achievement that his obituary notice in the digital edition of The New York Times attracted some 150 comments from readers worldwide, all of them laudatory.

    In a famous essay, Achebe wrote that writer has a duty to teach. And what a teacher he was! Many of the better-known young Africans writing today owe their success to his example, his inspiration, and encouragement. The genre that has come to be called African Literature owes its status in no small part to Achebe as publisher and editor and teacher. He at once embodied and brought before the world the wisdom of his people.

    He was also an iconoclast. In another essay – or was it an interview? – he said the writer is the one who, when you beat your chest about the graceful architectural sweep of your city flyovers, calls to your attention to all the unsightly mess under it.

    Though often remarked in his oeuvre, the iconoclastic streak that perfuses it as well as his political engagements rarely gets the emphasis it deserves. Everyone familiar with his writings knows how he took down Joseph Conrad and Joyce Carey from their pedestal. All that was in the line of literary duty.

    Applied to Nigerian politics, which is still largely ethnic-based, and a blood sport of sorts, that kind of iconoclasm can have unintended consequences. As Obafemi Awolowo was being mourned in 1987, Achebe dismissed him as “a mediocre politician.” The Nobel was a European prize that did not and could not translate into the “Asiwaju” of Nigerian literature, contrary to the impression some “idle lackeys” of the Yoruba recipient Wole Soyinka were trying to create, he wrote.

    In the tit-for-tat matrix in which identity politics is played in Nigeria, it seemed very likely that, at his death, Achebe would attract among some of Awolowo’s adoring kinsmen at least something close to Achebe’s embittered putdown of the chief and his petulant remarks about the Nobel, its 1986 recipient, and his band of admirers.

    Achebe turned that likelihood into a certainty in his controversial last work, “There was a Country,” in which he offered it as his “firm impression” that Awo had, “for the benefit of his people,” devised or pursued policies that did incalculable harm to the Igbo when he was Federal Commissioner for Finance and Vice Chair of the Federal Executive Council during the civil war.

    This charge in effect makes every Yoruba an accessory to whatever Awo was alleged to have done or left undone. Achebe was not the first to make this charge; lesser characters have been bandying it for decades. But he gave it a fresh infusion of oxygen, with consequences that no one who pays even the most casual attention to the misnamed “social media” can applaud. It was as if the civil war was being fought all over again, this time in cyberspace, but with undiminished ferocity.

    Not a few Nigerians feel gravely offended by such charges and assertions strewn across the book with far less rigour than usually marks his work, and by significant omissions that would have provided a richer context. The Achebe they behold is not exactly the Achebe the rest of the world is celebrating — the literary titan, the voice of calm, reasoned discourse, the great teacher. They accuse him of setting out in his last work to glorify his people and vilify everyone else.

    Achebe was proud of his Igbo identity. He proclaimed it, celebrated it, rejoiced in it. He was not in the least apologetic about it. Nor should he have been; no one should have to apologise for his or her ethnic identity. If avowing and affirming his ethnic identity somehow constricted his political vision, Achebe would have said: so be it, secure in the knowledge that his place in the world of letters is assured.

    Not for him the sham pretence of being a “detribalised” Nigerian. Show me that “detribalised” person and I will show you a person who is practically unconscious. Some have succeeded more than others in sublimating or transcending their ethnic identities. Yet, it is by virtue of being Igbo or Hausa or Yoruba or Kanuri or Nupe or Tiv or Igala or Ijaw or Urhobo or Efik or Ibibio, or of belonging in some one of 300 ethnic groups that make up the national population that one can lay claim to being a Nigerian.

    By word and deed, Achebe taught that we should speak forthrightly on these issues, without muzzling opposing viewpoints or denying others the right to do the same.

    Would that we could do so with respect for one another, and without bitterness.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

  • Beware, rumour monger

    Beware, rumour monger

    Even if he does not carry out his threat to move the Baleysa State Assembly to pass a law criminalising rumour mongering, Governor Seriake Dickson has secured an eminent place in the Nigerian press in general and the sociology of the media in particular with a locution that is sure to go down as a seminal breakthrough in the taxonomy of news.

    He called it “dem say dem say” journalism.

    Unlike “hard news” and soft news” and “cocktail journalism” and even “junk news” (one person’s “junk” is another person’s treasure), the term leaves no room for ambiguity. Its meaning is clear, self-evident even. It is easy on the tongue, and has a rhythm, a cadence that is easy on the ears.

    Above all, it has the great merit of being uniquely Nigerian. They are welcome to their radio trottoir (radio of the verandah) in Cameroun, where the natives are trapped in the Francophile/ Anglophile divide. Thankfully, we suffer no such encumbrance here.

    Now, some context.

    To the consternation of the authorities, a wave of rumours, compounded by an avalanche of propaganda, has been sweeping Balyesa in recent weeks, sponsored no doubt by people who, even without Dickson saying so, do not mean well for Bayelsa.

    Indeed, Dickson could have added that the rumour mongers and propagandists also do not mean well for Nigeria. If they did, they would not be peddling their pernicious wares in President Goodluck Jonathan’s home state – his backyard, to put the matter bluntly — without fear and without remorse. The question cries out to be asked: Is nothing sacred to them?

    Surely, no responsible government can allow that kind of thing – “dem say, dem say” journalism, to call it by his evocative coinage — to go on unchecked. Accordingly, he has put practitioners of that mode of communication on notice that they will henceforth be made to pay for their temerity, be they reporters, bloggers, or just plain talebearers.

    This time, they will not be able to take refuge behind the usual shibboleths of “freedom of speech” and “human rights” and all that. And they can expect no aid or comfort from one of the usual sources, the United Kingdom. For the UK Government has felt obliged, in the face of the kind thing that has been going on in Bayelsa, to take measures to rein in the press.

    It is not clear whether Governor Dickson was influenced by developments in the UK media, but he inaugurated last week a high-powered committee to tackle what he called “the pervading feeling of negativity” in the state, despite all the good things that have been happening there and the wonders Balyesans have been working at home and in Abuja.

    “That is not right and must therefore be checked,” he told members of the committee on rumour-mongering, aforementioned, comprising ranking public servants, representatives of the clergy, traditional rulers, market women, and for good measure, an official each from the State Security Service and the police

    To curb the tide of negativity in the state, Dickson will employ a two-pronged approach. The first, a campaign of mass education and enlightenment on the programs and policies of the Dickson Administration, belongs in the remit of the special committee. The goal is to promote value-orientation and good governance (ha!), and the Committee will work closely with other agencies of government to achieve that goal.

    This approach is rooted in Dickson’s firm belief that underdevelopment, lack of education, and a decline in public ethics, are chiefly responsible for the propaganda and the avalanche of rumours that could overrun the state if not tackled firmly and decisively.

    In addition, the Committee will serve as a “clearing house” for members of the public to settle their doubts on issues concerning the government and the state. The government will provide “dedicated hotlines” through which members of the public can seek and receive clarification on the issues of the day and thus avoid engaging in” unnecessary speculation.”

    In this vexing matter, Dickson could have relied on the proposition settled centuries ago that ignorance of the law or of process to prescribe summary punishment for the rumour mongers and propagandists who are roiling Bayelsa. But, committed democrat that he is, he has gone out of his way to create an atmosphere in which no residents can claim that they had no reason to doubt what they heard or read.

    The crucial test is: Did they avail themselves of the opportunities provided for the public to ascertain the veracity of what they heard or read? Does the material at issue come stamped with the imprimatur, the nihil obstat of the Committee?

    The second tack of Dickson’s campaign has as its anchor a bill he is presenting to the Balyelsa Assembly for urgent enactment into a law providing stiff penalties for propaganda and rumour mongering.

    Hear it from the Governor himself:

    “Going forward, we hope to sponsor a legislation that will provide punishment for false dissemination of information and propaganda, either against the reputation of private individuals or about government or its officials.

    “Of course, we are all aware that the existing laws provide for offences such as criminal defamation of character and so on. But we are going to come up with a legislation to punish ‘dem say, dem say’ people.”

    So, there you have it, all ye practitioners of “dem say, dem say” journalism and all ye merchants of rumour and peddlers of propaganda, whether you are plying your trade on old media or new media.

    Some people are already drawing dark parallels between the proposed law and the 1964 Newspaper (Amendment Act),and its precursor, the Eastern Nigeria Newspaper Law of 1957; Decree 11 of 1975 (the so-called Ohonbamu Decree promulgated by General Murtala Muhammed, Decree Four, which has continued to define General Muhammadu Buhari’s regime, and of course, section 59 of the Criminal Code.

    Easy, gentlemen; easy. As the Bayelsan authorities have explained, journalists who adhere to the ethics and best practices of the profession, and those who stick only to what has been officially certified to be safe for public consumption have nothing to fear.

    It is worth remarking that the proposed law is already curbing rumour and propaganda even before its enactment. Nobody seems willing to talk about the nature and content of the rumour and propaganda that led the authorities to move so resolutely against a plague that was about to consume the state.

    All I could find out — in the strictest confidence, I should stress – is that there had been some murmurs about a ghost super-permanent secretary drawing a hefty salary and enjoying bountiful perks into the bargain and wielding enormous extra-ministerial power through remote control

    Apparently, there had also been some whispers, barely audible, about one small town in the state that has been piled and continues to be piled with far more federal munificence that it can absorb – the latest being N6 billion on a church and a “youth centre” — as if there is no other town in Bayelsa worth developing.

    Plus tales from the oil industry, the parallel one that does not figure in the national accounts: the major player, the surrogates, and the beneficiaries, names not withheld.

    Who then can in good conscience blame Governor Dickson for moving so resolutely against such negativity?

    Inside sources tell me that Aso Rock, an even bigger casualty of negativity, considers Bayelsa’s Anti-rumour Committee an attractive model and will be studying its proceedings carefully.

     

     

     

     

     

     

  • In this season of absolution

    In this season of absolution

    In another clime, the Council of State would be the repository of the nation’s collective wisdom and experience, a custodian of its most cherished values, a fount of inspiration, comprising men and women who, having given of their best to their country, would stay splendidly above the fray and would never again seek elective office nor descend into the pit of partisanship.

    I suspect that it is that kind of body the framers of the 1979 Constitution in which it was first consecrated had in mind; hence its composition: the President and the Vice President, all former presidents or heads of state, all former federal chief justices, the president of the Senate, the Speaker of the House of Representatives, all state governors, and the federal attorney-general.

    Hence also its mandate: To advise the President with respect to his duties on a wide range of subjects in general, and on issues relating to the maintenance of public order in particular “when asked to do so.”

    It would be the body to turn to when the country is buffeted by strife and uncertainty – the very kind of period Nigeria is going through now.

    If it has not lived up to that expectation, it is partly because the high-mindedness that lies behind it is vitiated somewhat by the constitutional stipulation that the Council advises the President only “when asked to do so.” The Council, it follows, meets at the pleasure of the President, to discuss only such issues as he places before it. However expressed, its advice is non-binding.

    But even on the few occasions it has been convened, the Council has acted more as a rubberstamp that as an advisory body, endorsing decisions already taken – such as hefty increases in the pump price of gasoline under the pretext of ending a bogus government subsidy— rather than helping to formulate public policy.

    Aside from a few honourable exceptions, the Council of State is in its higher ranks a conclave of officials who failed when they had all the opportunity and resources to set Nigeria firmly and irrevocably on the path to progress, prosperity and respectability, if not greatness.

    For the most part, they fended for themselves and their cronies. When they thought at all about the people in whose name they claimed to rule or to exercise whatever function was delegated to them, they thought of how to rob them of their voices and their votes and their freedom; they thought of how to deny them justice, to subjugate and stultify them in every way, forgetting that with little men,” nothing great can be achieved.

    The state governors, majority of them from the ruling party and subject to its whip and other constraints, hardly depart from the official line.

    In effect, the Council’s composition is also partly responsible for its near-irrelevance.

    At any rate, it has never complained that its name was taken in vain, without corresponding adherence to its values. After perfunctory discussions, the members collect their “sitting fee”and collateral benefits, pose for the cameras, and then go their various ways until it pleases the President to invite them down again.

    By all accounts, that was what happened again last week. The Council dutifully rubber-stamped a fait accompli that President Jonathan Goodluck placed before it. By the time the business was over, the convicted money launderer, holder of a vast portfolio of property acquired with funds of dubious provenance, and a fugitive from British justice, deposed Bayelsa State Governor Dieprieye Alamieyeseigha, had been washed clean of all transgressions. All that remained was formal canonisation.

    To create the illusion of even-handedness in this curious enterprise, Dr Jonathan threw into the list of beneficiaries of his prerogative of mercy the late General Shehu Yar’Adua, the late General Abdulkareem Adisa, and General Oladipo Diya, all of whom were convicted of coup plotting by a kangaroo military tribunal set up by the loathsome Sani Abacha but had been officially pardoned back in 1999.

    As a sop to the North, he also threw in Shettima Bulama, a former chair of the defunct Bank of the North who had been convicted of corruption.

    They forgot to add General Olusegun Obasanjo, who was granted state pardon in the same executive act of 1999 along with the persons Dr Jonathan now purports to pardon all over.

    And when he is caught in this duplicitous act, his spokespersons strive mightily to outdo one another in sterile hairsplitting.

    Did the members of Council of State attending – four of the more prominent members stayed away – did they not see through this transparent subterfuge? Were they blindsided or otherwise inveigled into endorsing it?

    Presidential spokesman Dr Doyin Okupe surpassed his own reputation for boisterousness when he claimed that Alamieyeseigha had more than earned his pardon by working quietly to end the insurgency in the Delta, and that this has resulted in the quadrupling of oil exports.

    If that is indeed the case, it would be a powerful argument for dissolving with immediate effect the Amnesty Commission for the Delta or whatever the body is called, and replacing it with Alamieyeseigha as sole administrator. It would also mean that recent appeals to the British Government to help police Nigeria’s waters to curtail oil theft, amounting to 50 percent of total production by some accounts, were misdirected.

    Why turn to the Brits when Alams is more than equal to the task?

    In endorsing the pardon, Chief Richard Akinjide (SAN) lived up to his reputation for brute legalism, utterly bereft of a sociological imagination. Nobody has said that Dr Jonathan acted outside the law. The charge, as I understand it, is that he acted on the basis of his own narrow political calculations, without giving a damn about the larger social and political ramifications.

    For once, I find myself on the opposite side of the learned senior attorney, Professor Itse Sagay, a stalwart of the progressive movement in Nigeria. His endorsement of the pardon is entirely out of character. He must have some principled reasons. I do not believe that he would take this troubling position based on regional solidarity alone.

    As Alamieyeseigha’s attorney, Professor Ben Nwabueze deserves nothing but praise for representing his client to the best of his great ability. But when our own Lord Dicey and Lord Denning rolled into one confers sovereign status on his client and argues that British police were in effect putting Nigeria in chains when they handcuffed his client at Heathrow Airport, it has to be said, with the greatest respect, that he is overstating his case.

    The Vienna Convention governing relations among nations does not cover the kind of criminal activity for which his client was detained even if the said client is a diplomat but the act occurred outside his official remit. Alamieyeseigha was no diplomat. At the time of his arrest, he was not on an errand for Nigeria. And he compounded matters by fleeing from justice.

    The word in Dr Jonathan’s corner, as always, is that there is no going back. But since he is in such an expansive and forgiving mood, he should widen the amnesty.

    I understand that Chief (Dr) Olabode George, the PDP chieftain convicted of contact- splitting at the Nigeria Ports Authority, has since completing his prison term been working quietly to rehabilitate those pesky “area boys” and other categories of social miscreants in Lagos. As a result, business has been booming in areas they ruled by terror, and every Lagosian now sleeps peacefully at night.

    How about a comprehensive pardon and clemency for the Chief?

    While at it, Dr Jonathan should not forget James Ibori, the former Governor of Delta State, now serving time in British prison for larceny on a scale almost beyond belief. I understand that he has been an exemplary prisoner and a most worthy ambassador of Nigeria.

    Surely, a complete pardon for the Ogidigboigboi of Africa would not be amiss in the weeks leading up to celebration of the Ultimate Redemption.

     

  • Matters miscellaneous

    Matters miscellaneous

    Matters miscellaneous,” as devoted followers of this page know, is the rubric under which I try to catch up on the glut of occurrences big and small with broad strokes and in short takes, lest the men and women who make news feel ignored.

    To begin on a proper note, President Goodluck Jonathan finally paid a visit to the troubled northeastern states of Borno and Yobe, hard on the heels of nine state governors from the newly-minted All Progressives Congress who had the previous week converged on Maiduguri in an exemplary act of leadership and resolve to express solidarity with the people of the beleaguered city and its environs.

    The visit should have happened long ago, long after the President was warned by his Advisory Council that a Somalia-type situation was developing in the North-east and would get out of hand unless the Federal Government moved with all deliberate speed to engage the residents of the area.

    Better a late visit than no visit at all. Those forced to live in daily terror of the nihilistic organisation that calls itself Boko Haram now have the assurance of federal concern, beside the Joint Task Force garrisons. For the most part, Dr Jonathan said the right things. Without peace and stability, there could be no progress in the area. Nor could the people partake of the fruits of the Transformation.

    But employing what seems to be a mixed metaphor, he said ghosts could not be granted an amnesty.

    Boko Haram is of course nothing if not elusive. But even in a metaphorical sense, is it made up of ghosts? Do ghosts bear arms? Can ghosts kill and maim time and again, in the grisly fashion of Boko Haram? If that body is made of ghosts, how has the JTF been able to engage them and inflict on them the “heavy casualties” it periodically reports? If BH is indeed peopled by ghosts, why not try exorcism?

    Also, when the Commander-in-Chief warned the elders and traditional authorities in the area that they would have to live its depredations unless they reined in Boko Haram, he seemed to be assigning them a responsibility they are ill equipped to discharge.

    If they had that kind of power or influence, would they have been looking on helplessly as Boko Haram tried to take out one traditional ruler after another? Would so many among them who were forever pivoting as custodians of the “the Northern interest” be hiding in Abuja and Kaduna and Lagos?

    In whatever case, one visit does not an engagement make. Rather, Dr Jonathan’s visit should be seen as the beginning of a period of constructive engagement, with the goal of getting the “ghosts” to take on corporeal form so that they can be amnestied and rehabilitated, like the former insurgents of the Delta.

    Now that the President has made his move, his wife Dame Patience can now make hers, under the aegis of the African First Ladies Mission.

    According to a knowledgeable source who does not wish to be identified, Dame Patience would have led a deputation of her peers on a mission of peace to Damaturu and Maiduguri during their last summit in Abuja, but did not want to be seen to be upstaging her husband, especially in matters of national security.

    She is now set, I gather, to convene an extra-ordinary summit of her peers in Abuja, after which its members, under her dynamic leadership — a leadership now infused with the energy of her recent resurrection — will embark on peace missions to Borno and Yobe.

    My sources tell me that an Africa Union military contingent modeled on the type ECOWAS countries dispatched to Mali to flush out those pesky Touaregs, is being assembled to protect the African First Ladies on the mission.

    Meanwhile, the President is yet to be accorded the high praise he deserves for the equanimity with which he conducted himself during the period his wife said she was dead. Any other man would have freaked out.

    Not Dr Jonathan. He kept his head and went about his duties as if nothing was amiss. He missed not a single appointment. He even went to address the United Nations, and to reach out again to those elusive foreign investors. He did not strike out in anger against those in the family circle who, believing that Dame Patience was truly dead, began auctioning off her property. Throughout, he carried himself with dignity and calm self-possession.

    “Grace under pressure” doesn’t even begin to do justice to his conduct under those trying circumstances.

    With the return of Cross River State Govenor Liyel Imoke to base the other week after an absence of some three months, Governor Danbaba Suntai is the only state governor still receiving medical treatment on foreign soil. Sadly, he is not expected to return anytime soon.

    Before Imoke, Enugu State Governor Sullivan Chime had made a wordless return to base after 140 days of vacation-cum-medical treatment in the UK as he asserts, or in India and the UK and points between, as his adversaries still insist.

    Chime did not deign to address the “mammoth” crowd that had converged at Enugu airport to welcome him with dance and song or just out of curiosity to see what prolonged illness might have done to his fine, athletic gait.

    If he was overawed by the size of the crowd, the tumult he saw all around him, he could at least have made a broadcast the day after his arrival to thank the people for their prayers and good wishes. But at least he flew into Enugu in broad daylight.

    Not so Imoke, who flew into Calabar airport in the dead of night, unheralded, after being away for some three months. He made his first public appearance the following day at a soccer match in the Sports Stadium. He deigned to thank the people for their prayers and good wishes but only through his press secretary, not in a direct, personal way.

    Chime and Imoke, both lawyers, it has to be said, showed scant regard for their constituents in this regard, the people in whose name they govern. Even at the height of his dictatorial rule, military president General Ibrahim Babangida showed greater respect than that for the people of Nigeria.

    Finally, a word about the photograph of the quartet of Chime, Akwa Ibom State Governor Godswill Akpabio and Benue State Governor Gabriel Suswam and Rivers State Governor Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi that was doing the rounds when Chime went missing. It showed all four bundled up, taking in the snowscape in the middle of nowhere, like tourists who had exhausted their itinerary.

    Chime’s supporters offered the picture as proof that the other three governors had visited him in the UK and found him in excellent health, contrary to the vile rumours in circulation. His opponents dismissed it as a Photoshop job that anyone who can work a mouse on a computer could have fabricated.

    Apparently without realising it, and probably without intending it, Chime gave the game away during his press conference with a select group of reporters the day after his return.

    He and the other state governors in the picture were visiting Germany to study its federal system at the behest of the Governors Forum when intimations of the cancer that ultimately led him to seek treatment in the UK surfaced, he had volunteered.

    That was the only occasion, as far as my research revealed, that all four of them in the picture were abroad in the same location at the same time.

    So, the picture was in all probability taken somewhere in Germany.

    But did Their Excellencies have to travel to Germany to study its federal system? One hour on the Internet would probably have taught them as much as they learned on the visit, and at no cost to the exchequer.

     

     

     

     

     

     

  • In the shadow of  Rosa Parks

    In the shadow of Rosa Parks

    Irony rarely comes in a more profound form.

    It is Black History month, and in the rotunda of the Capitol, in Washington, DC., President Barack Obama is unveiling a statue of Rosa Parks, the demure black seamstress who refused to give up her seat at the back of the city bus to a white passenger, in Montgomery, Alabama, in the American Deep South, where racial segregation was official policy.

    That singular act of defiance led to her arrest, and to a boycott of the bus service coordinated by a little-known local pastor who ultimately became the acknowledged leader of the civil rights movement in the United States, won the Nobel Peace Prize, and is acknowledged as one of history’s great men.

    Across from where the unveiling is taking place, the Supreme Court of the United States is hearing oral arguments in a petition urging it to strike down a law that bars states from changing their voting laws in ways that could disenfranchise residents without the approval of the Department of Justice.

    The law, revalidated by a unanimous decision in 2006, was enacted as part of the historic Voting Rights Act of 1965, which made it possible for generations of African Americans to register to vote for the first time, without having to pass stultifying literacy tests and without having to show that they owned property.

    The tests were so brazenly manipulated that very few even among educated and propertied African Americans could pass them, leading a frustrated Dr Martin Luther King to complain that, at the rate at which it was being carried out, voter registration of the black residents of the state of Alabama would take about 150 years.

    Today, the right to vote continues to be circumscribed, especially in states controlled by the Republicans, in ways that on their face seem to apply to the general population but are designed to suppress the vote of African Americans and Latinos who tend to go with the Democrats.

    It is well known, for example, that African Americans generally flock to voting centres to cast early ballots after Sunday worship. To prevent that, some states outlawed Sunday voting. In a variation of that theme, they also cut early voting so drastically that, as happened last November, it took eight hours for some voters to cast their ballots. This measure was calculated to make the cost of voting almost prohibitive for persons at the lower end of the economic scale.

    In yet another variation of that theme, the Republican majority in many states redrew electoral districts in such a way as to dilute the black vote and make the election of African Americans or a Democrat virtually impossible. So that, today, although Republican candidates polled at least a million votes fewer than Democratic candidates, they hold a commanding majority in the U. S. House of Representatives.

    It took spirited legal challenge mounted by disaffected citizens, with the backing of the Justice Department, to block the enforcement of the more brazen of these voter suppression laws.

    Now, scarcely four months later, a county in one of the states with the most odious record of discrimination – a county in which an election was cancelled because it was going to be won by an African American despite all the mago mago –is asking the Supreme Court to void the federal law mandating District of Justice to vet changes of that kind to the state electoral laws.

    And despite this recent history, despite the cumulative evidence of continuing disenfranchisement and voter suppression, a majority of the justices of the Supreme Court, an institution now widely regarded as the Republican Party in black robes, seems inclined to hold that the federal law at issue has run its course and should go.

    Chief Justice John Roberts says the United States had changed to the point where the law was no longer necessary. Then, he went on to cite Massachusetts. which is not subject to the law being challenged, as a state with a poorer record of American African American voting than Mississippi – the same Massachusetts which has as its elected governor Deval Patrick, Jr.

    This, as has been pointed out, is a distortion of the Massachusetts record. In any case, the issue is voter suppression and disenfranchisement, not the quantum of minority voting.

    The Court’s resident bully, a perfect refutation of the perception of judges as the epitome of sobriety, and the leading exponent of a soulless judicial doctrine which holds that statutes are only to be construed the way the framers understood them – they call it “originalism” — said that continuing enforcement of the federal law at issue would amount to “perpetuation of a racial entitlement.”

    Now, few words evoke greater resentment in American experience than “entitlement.” When an issue is framed as a “racial entitlement” from which only the usual suspects stand to profit, the mooching, freeloading 47 percent, that cause is doomed. That is race baiting at its most unsubtle. But then, Antonin Scalia is about as subtle as a kick to the groin.

    As is his habit, the only black associate justice in the Supreme Court, Clarence Thomas, sat impassively through the 79 minutes the oral arguments lasted, seeking no clarification and offering none. He has probably made up his mind to vote for striking out the law. He is as predictable as an automaton.

    Though a beneficiary of affirmative action, he automatically votes to void any measure aimed at redressing or on-going discrimination, claiming that such considerations have no place in the supposedly race-neutral society he claims to inhabit.

    He even voted to strike down the Affordable Health Care Act, the law designed to make health insurance available to more than 30 million Americans, the majority of them blacks, who had none previously. For good measure, his Caucasian wife had campaigned vigorously against the law, on the platform of the now exhausted Tea Party.

    Planting Clarence Thomas in the Court was a masterstroke by President George W. Bush and the Conservative Establishment to slow down, if not reverse, the march of civil rights and indeed the progressive agenda in America.

    If a case with the contours of Brown v. Board of Education were to come before the Court today, there is little doubt that Thomas would cast his lot with the proposition that having separate schools for whites and blacks is not inherently unequal.

    His appointment to the Court is an insult to the legacy and the memory of Thurgood Marshall, his black predecessor, whom The New York Times described as “a model and a monument.”

    The first President Bush probably spoke a greater truth than he realised or intended when he claimed that Thomas, who had no judicial experience whatsoever, was the best man for the job, their job.

    In the African American community, there were dozens far more qualified than Thomas on every score. But none could be counted upon, like Thomas, to be a scourge to his own people.

    The Supreme Court will hand down its opinion in Shelby County, Alabama v Eric Holder in the summer. It would be irony most profound if, during Black History Month and under the shadow of Rosa Parks, it laid the ground for overturning a crucial element in the most important civil rights law even as the substantive evils it was designed to prevent are still so brazenly practised.

    Whatever the outcome, one impression will stay with me: the consummate skill, the erudition, and the calm self-assurance, with which our distinguished compatriot Debo Adegbile, attorney for one of the respondents in the case, marshaled facts and figures to score telling forensic points, as splendidly reflected in the Court’s transcript.

     

     

     

     

     

     

  • 2015:  So you want to be president?

    2015: So you want to be president?

    Until lately, few of the many puzzles the first-time visitor to Nigeria encounters could have been more intriguing than the warning in bold letters they find on the façade of many homes in many of the bigger towns: THIS HOUSE IS NOT FOR SALE.

    “If it’s not for sale,” the visitor must wonder in his or her innocence, “why call attention to that fact? Surely, any person offering to buy a house that is not on the market cannot complain if they roughen him up and throw him into the streets on the perfectly sensible ground that he could well be an intruder with criminal intent on his mind.

    It could be worse, of course. The owners of the property could just as easily – and with greater profit to their own equanimity – hand him over to area boys forever lurking in the neighbourhood and abandon him to their not-so-tender mercies. Or they could march him to the nearest police station, serenaded by the jeers and taunts and curses of passers-by, and turn him in as a burglar caught in the act

    Even in the more genteel section of town, offering to buy a house that has not been placed on the market is a fraught proposition. When it is proclaimed in bold letters on the property that it is not for sale, the contumacy is compounded.

    As if this puzzle was not mystifying enough, a new one that cannot fail to raise questions in the visitor’s mind about the political rationality of the natives has now been added.

    Hardly a day passes without a political figure proclaiming in full-page newspaper advertisements in lavish colour, on radio and television, on billboards and wall posters and in handbills, that he is not contemplating running for higher office (usually for president), has never contemplated such a move, and will never contemplate it.

    To leave absolutely no room for any misreading, the statement usually adds for effect that any person who asserts, suggests, insinuates, implies, or in any other way creates the impression, by word or image or any other means whatsoever, that the declarant has ever harboured, now harbours or will ever harbor such an ambition, belongs in a lunatic asylum and should be rushed there without further delay.

    You could hardly blame any visitor who concluded on encountering such abject disavowal again and again that aspiring to higher elected office is the greatest political crime in this realm. You would have a hard time convincing the visitor that political ambition has not been criminalised – at least, not yet.

    It was not always like this.

    Back when politics was politics and politicians were politicians, you adopted one of two strategies if you were desirous of climbing higher on what Disraeli called the greasy pole.

    You proclaimed your desire from the rooftop and as loudly as possible, thus serving notice on anyone with any eye on the same position that he or she would have to reckon with you.

    This strategy also carried with it the advantage of primacy, which is no small matter in politics. If you were the first to declare, you or your supporters could always label anyone declaring after you a spoiler driven by no higher motive than envy and malice.

    Nor is that all. If you cannot silence them altogether, jumping out ahead of the pack could also be an effective way of serving notice to all those professional malcontents who are forever kvetching about one thing or another to keep their intrusive eyes off you or face the consequences of their temerity.

    The late Godwin Daboh understood this strategy very well. Even while the rules of the game were yet to be fashioned, Daboh would declare that he was going to run for governor of Benue. Thereafter, if anyone wrote or said anything he didn’t like, he would threaten to file a lawsuit seeking compensatory damages on the ground that the speech or publication had ruined his chances of being elected governor. . .

    Daboh had his faults, but you could never accuse him of reticence.

    The second strategy is to keep everyone in suspense, without affirming an intent to run or denying it – the kind of strategy Dr Goodluck Jonathan has been employing with regard to the presidential election scheduled for 2015.

    Those “on ground,” to employ a delicious Nigerian locution, say that his “body language” points powerfully to his seeking a second substantive term in 2015. But the wily resident of Aso Rock has steadfastly refused to be goaded into saying anything remotely definitive on the issue.

    “It is too early to talk about it” has been his stock response when pressed on the matter. He could for good measure add that the whole thing is a distraction when so much that has been malformed, deformed or unformed is awaiting transformation. From this vantage point, he can survey the entire field, identify potential challengers, and neutralise them on the threshold.

    Could this be what has happened to Jigawa State Governor Sule Lamido and Rivers State Governor Rotimi Amaechi, or are their current travails the products of pure coincidence?

    No sooner was it bruited that the one might be running for president in 2015, with the other as vice president, than the political environment began to crackle. Though billed only to play second fiddle in the rumoured project, Amaechi frantically bought acres of pages in the newspapers and large chunks of prime time on radio and television, not forgetting billboards and handbills and social media, to proclaim that he had no plan to run for president or vice president.

    Apparently, they did not take him at his word.

    So, knock him off his perch as chair of the influential National Governors Forum. Failing that, create a separate caucus of PDP governors with a complaisant governor as chairman, to dilute whatever influence Amaechi may still muster. He may be governor of an oil-rich state, but he knows only too well that he can be brought to heel by the Federal Might.

    Did I hear someone just say that the EFCC is waiting in the wings?

    In this political season, fear of the EFCC is the key to self-preservation. Consider the cruel swiftness with which it was deployed against Timipre Sylva, former governor of Dr Jonathan’s home state, Bayelsa. Recall how it was pressed into service to rein in one party in what was essentially a war of words between protagonists of the previous order and the present one.

    After his son was arrested, charged with trafficking in foreign currency and denied bail, Sule Lamido, who had been playing the waiting game, announced that he would not be a candidate for president in 2015.

    In the months ahead, we are likely to see many more political figures declaring in the most emphatic manner possible that they have no plan to run for president, possibly going so far as to echo American Civil War general, William Sherman, who warned those seeking to draft him to run for president, that if nominated, they would not accept and if elected, they would not serve.

    The PDP might well end up begging Dr Jonathan to run for re-election in 2015 because no one in the party currently holding high elected office is willing to risk being smothered in the EFCC’s net.

    But the “No Vacancy In Aso Rock” opera, led by Tony “The Fixer” Anenih, had better not take the curtain call yet. Niger State Governor Babangida Aliyu for one is not in the least fazed. He says he is not afraid of running for president and will announce his plans at the opportune moment. He has even summoned the audacity to assert that Dr Jonathan, having solemnly undertaken to hold office for just one term, cannot in good conscience run for another.

    Bravo, Talban Minna.

    Expect the EFCC or the ICPC or both of them to come calling shortly.

     

     

     

     

     

     

  • After AFCON: Getting back to basics

    After AFCON: Getting back to basics

    It is just as well that the euphoria that swept the nation following the victory of the national team, the Super Eagles, in the African Cup of Nations soccer competition, has almost run its course. At least, it is being tempered somewhat by a return to the harsh realities of life in Nigeria.

    While it lasted, nothing else seemed to matter.The bestial murder of three Korean doctors in Yobe, hard on the heels of the drive-by murder of eight nurses administering vaccines to infants in Kano, passed off as just another grim statistic in Boko Haram’s macabre harvest

    The kerfuffle generated by plans to spend N2.2 billion Naira to build a banquet hall in Aso Rock “befitting” the formerly shoeless boy who now lives there, and N9 billion over and above the projected cost on the vice president’s official residence, might well have occurred in an era long past.

    Even the request for N4 billion to build a headquarters for an aberration that calls itself the African First Ladies Peace Mission no longer seemed a grave provocation in a country where police officers are trained and housed in hovels.

    “Peace mission my foot,” millions of Nigerians might well be saying in indignation.

    What peace missions hasthis unelected and unaccountable conclave of freeloaders undertaken? How many of its members can locate Darfur, Timbuktu, or Potiskum on the map? How many refugee camps in strife-torn countries have they visited? How many peace talks have they initiated or staged?

    How many peace missions has their host and leader who should set an example — how many peace missions has she led to Yobe and Borno and Bauchi and Jos, or for that matter to those communities just outside Abuja that have been ravaged by Boko Haram terror?

    To echo novelist Chinua Achebe in another context, they came, they ate, and they went — the so-called First Ladies, that is. And now the Nigerian taxpayer is being asked to finance what is at bottom a monument to the vainglory of their host.

    That such a proposal was ever presented before the National Assembly is at once a comment on its mover’s overweening sense of entitlement and utter lack of a sense of proportion and propriety on the one hand, and the gutlessness of the officials who should have told her that the whole thing was flagrantly indecent, given the country’s circumstances.

    Maybe that was the Patience Jonathan of a bygone era. The new, resurrected Patience Jonathan should withdraw the request.

    The National Assembly will be legislating itself into infamy if it approves this unconscionable proposal. If the proposal clears the Assembly and President Goodluck Jonathan assents to it, he would be saying to Nigerians that gratifying his wife’s delusion of grandeur that seems woven inextricably into his, rates higher on his Administration’s scale of priorities than providing relief for a burgeoning army of jobless university graduates, to cite just one group, in need of urgent remedial action.

    While the euphoria lasted, the farce that the National Assembly has been carrying out in the name of constitutional review drew scant notice. A thoroughly unreliable poll purportedly reflecting the views of Nigerians on the matter was doing the rounds. So were documents purporting to be a “collation” of the views purportedly expressed by Nigerians at consultative conferences that lasted just several hours during which befuddled attendees were asked to vote yes or no on a narrow range of proposals they played no part in formulating.

    Those who crafted that instrument also took it upon themselves to “collate” the results. “The people”for whom and in whose name the Constitution is being prepared were virtually shut out of the process.Even the British enforcers of the imperial order in Nigeria, the centennial of whose subjugation of our peoples Abuja is now planning to celebrate on a prodigal scale, accorded their colonial subjects far greater respect than that.

    All this, and much more, was swept off the front pages and the headlines and the discussion platforms by the euphoria, the delirious jubilation unleashed by Nigeria’s crowning as Africa soccer champions. It had been 19 years since the national soccer quad last won the trophy. The celebration was therefore understandable.

    Reward in cash – in the resilient U.S. dollar and the anaemic Naira- has followed bounteous reward for the players and the coaches who groomed them and the supporting, crew, and so has reward in kind. Members of the team now own choice land in Abuja worth hundreds of millions in Nigeria.

    By the time the shower is over, the players will each have amassed from their epic outing a huge and complex property portfolio that nothing has prepared most of them to manage. Some of them may spend much more time thinking of how to handle their fortune than they devote to sharpening their skills. The fortune could turn out to be more of a distraction than an incentive, and some of them may end up wishing it had not happened, at least on that scale.

    There is example for it. About two decades ago, The Mac Arthur Foundation’s so-called genius award, designed to free recipients from financial worries so that they can concentrate on their cutting-edge work, went to a young man just out of his teens, a computer geek.

    After several weeks, the young man returned the award, worth some $200,000. He said he was spending so much time thinking about what to do with the money that he could no longer concentrate on his work.

    To return to the euphoria and the orgy of celebration: To the extent that it gave honour to whom it is due, a rarity in Nigeria, it was unexceptionable.

    But it should have been tempered by a sense of proportion. In the excitement of the moment, the Minister for Sports and Youth Development, Bolaji Abdullahi, was reported to have said that if the Super Eagles won, they would be the first inductees in the projected Hall of Fame.

    What of those who came before them? I am thinking of Tesilimi”Thunder” Balogun and Elkanah “Ballington” Onyeali who made their mark in professional soccer in England decades before the current stars and even their officials were born. I am thinking of the team that won the gold at the 2nd All-Africa Games in Lagos in 1973 and the team that won the Olympic gold medal in Atlanta, not forgetting the teams that had won the African championship in two previous appearances.

    If the team were to win the World Cup in Brazil next year, the nation would have to give each player an oil well. And that would be just for starters. Then the government would rush to appropriate the feat in every conceivable way as proof that the system works and that all is well with the nation, and those who claim otherwise be damned.

    This was why, in the time of the dictators and usurpers, a good many of our compatriots were indifferent about the outcomes of soccer competitions in which the national team was a strong contender. They wished the boys would do well for the sake of their own playing careers. They did not want to see Nigeria disgraced.

    At the same time, they did not grieve it the team lost, because the government would have conscripted the victory to create the illusion of progress and to serve other dubious ends.

    In the time of military president Ibrahim Babangida, cup-winning outings of the nation’s soccer teams were advertised as gains of the doomed Structural Adjustment Programme (SAP). The debauched Sani Abacha wasted no time in advertising Nigeria’s soccer gold in the Atlanta Olympics as proof, were any still required, that he was the person Nigerians had been yearning for.

    Time to get back to basics, then, before the Jonathan Administration pivots the AFCON victory as a dividend of the Transformative Agenda.

     

     

  • Reporting Governor Sullivan Chime’s return

    Reporting Governor Sullivan Chime’s return

    Only those who never wished him well – the envious and malevolent whom we shall always have among us, unfortunately – only such people must have been distressed when Governor Sullivan Chime flew into Enugu last Friday.

    They were hoping that, 140 days after his unceremonious departure from his base allegedly on medical grounds and countless reports that his health had deteriorated, he would sneak in – or be sneaked in – “like a thief in the night,” preferably on a gurney. Those with amore macabre imagination were looking forward to a grimmer re-entry.

    Imagine their discomfiture, then, when Chima emerged in broad daylight from the private jet that had ferried him from Abuja, descended the stairway unaided and walked “with his own two feet,” to his official car, one eyewitness wrote giddily, all along waving – with his own hands, it must be supposed – to the mammoth crowd that had gathered there to welcome him back.

    I should leave it to the reporters who saw it all with their own eyes to describe through the headlines of their publications,the scene at the Akanu Ibiam International Airport, Enugu.:

    Jubilation as Chime returns to Enugu.

    Chime returns to Enugu amidst tumultuous welcome.

    Enugu agog as Governor Chime returns.

    Rousing welcome as Chime returns to Enugu.

    Huge crowd welcomes Chime back to Enugu.

    Governor Chime returns to Enugu in grand style.

    Amid jubilation, Chime returns to Enugu.

    Chime returns to Enugu amid jubilation.

    The return of the absentee governor: Enugu jubilates.

    Large crowd heralds Chime’s return to Enugu.

    Ailing Enugu Governor Sullivan Chime returns.

    Commotion as Chime lands in Enugu.

    Each of them is a fine example of headline craftsmanship — terse, arresting, informative, and summative. Some of them even have the additional merit of being colourful. I would hate to be a judge in a competition to select the best among them. But they all share one flaw that I will remark presently.

    As for the full story of Governor Chime’s return, nothing even comes close to the eyewitness report by Ambrose Agu report titled “Governor Chime’s Triumphant Return” (THISDAY, February 9, 2013).

    The report begins with three or four persons emerging from the chartered private jet that ferried Chime to Enugu, none of whom the crowd recognised or cared about, followed by an “unmistakable tall figure,” and sure enough, it was His Excellency Sullivan Iheanacho Chime, who proceeded to walk down the staircase “with his own two feet.”

    With his own two feet did the governor walk down the plane’s stair case to his waiting official car, you understand, all you purveyors and apostles of ill will And with his own two hands did he wave to acknowledge the resonant cheers of the surging crowd.

    The governor looked fine, Agu writes. “I looked at his face. It looked fine, the same handsome face, no change. This was Sullivan Chime, pure and simple. No addition. No subtraction.”

    Despite the throng at Government House where the entourage headed after the brief airport ceremony, to say nothing of the stifling security, Agu secured a private audience with Chime. One on one. No intermediaries.

    Hear it from Agu himself, fascination with the governor’s face and neck and all:

    “I went to His Excellency. He grabbed my hand and shook it, same firm grip, same vigorous shake. I welcomed him back. We spoke for a few minutes. Now I was literally face to face with him. I could see his face and neck.

    “There was no hat, no scarf, and no spectacles. I looked at his face and neck. No mark, nothing irregular. In fact he looked very fresh, very healthy and at ease with himself. He smiled often and spoke normally. There was nothing wrong with his face or neck, and there was nothing wrong with his voice.”

    With his own hand did Chime grab and shake his visitor’s hand, all you apostles of ill will; with his own face did he smile, and with his own voice did he talk for several minutes with his guest

    Nor was this an isolated feat. That same day, Agu writes, Chime must have met, smiled at, and talked with “possibly hundreds” of people –traditional rulers, politicians, government officials,trade union representatives, clergy, and media executives – the full Monty.

    Agu is the first to admit that he is no doctor, and he does so with touching candour. But he knows, as nobody else does, what he experienced during his visit with Governor Chime – what he saw with his own eyes and heard with his own ears. And taking all of it into account, he says, any talk of Chime being “incapacitated” — as the apostles and purveyors of ill will were still claiming — “is just too absurd that only a fool would bandy it.”

    He didn’t ask Chime’s opponents to go eat out their hearts or do something really coarse, but Agu clearly would not be displeased if they did just that.

    Concluding his testimony, he writes: “Gov Sullivan Chime is clearly capable of governing Enugu State alone.”

    To return to the headlines I surveyed: Terse and arresting and informative and colorful and summative as they were, they omitted one important detail. Chime, returning to Enugu 140 days after he departed without saying a farewell, spoke not a word to the “tumultuous crowd” that welcomed him back.

    Not a word to thank them for their loyal support and faithfulness, for their prayers and good wishes.

    All the publications I surveyed reported what Sullivan was wearing, right up to his cream white jacket and his sun glasses. But in their headlines, and indeed in their accounts of the event, only two of them pointed out that Chime’s arrival was wordless.

    One of them wrote: “Jubilation as Chime returns to Enugu; keeps mum.”

    The other wrote: “Chime returns to Enugu; fails to address supporters.”

    Those who know Governor Sullivan Chime say he is too well bred and too fine a person to make a public display of such appalling bad manners. It must be, then, that he was saving his vocal chords for a major broadcast to the people of Enugu State.

     

     Correction

    In my column for February 5, 2013 (“Soludo: A quest renewed”), I wrote incorrectly that Governor Peter Obi of Anambra State belongs in the ANPP. He actually belongs in the APGA.

  • Soludo:  A quest renewed

    Soludo: A quest renewed

    The last time they talked him into bidding for the PDP ticket in Anambra State’s gubernatorial race, the quest almost ended before it got under way.

    The “He” in this case, is Charles Chukwuma Soludo, decompressing in London, still not fully recovered from being edged out of his perch as Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria.

    The “they” here is rather amorphous, but the principal figure was President Umaru Yar’Adua, the person who had signed off on Soludo’s defenestration from the CBN, with other persons of consequence in the PDP who were forever scheming to “capture “ those states not governed by the biggest party in Africa.

    In his revealing January 21, 2013, Op-Ed piece for THISDAY (“What Obasanjo and Yar’Adua told me”) Soludo recalled how, on inquiring about him, Yar’Adua had been told that he was holidaying abroad and how he had been told that Yar’Adua would like to meet with him on his return.

    Their goal, Yar’Adua told Soludo when they finally met on July 26, 2009, was to get him voted governor of Anambra State in the election scheduled for February 2010 so as to finally endow the state with the leadership it had never had the good fortune to enjoy – the kind of leadership encapsulated in the technocratic skills Soludo had applied to nation’s economy and financial system, as well as his accomplishments in those fields.

    Why then was he denied a second term at the CBN?

    But I digress.

    If Soludo thought this was a fanciful goal, considering the power of incumbency in Nigerian politics and the rugged tenacity that the incumbent, Peter Obi, of the ANPP, had displayed over the years, not forgetting the malignant influence of the Ubah clan on the political life of the state, his diffidence must have dissolved there and then.

    Himself The Fixer, Tony Anenih, he was told, had been mobilised for the project and could hardly wait to go into action, if only to demonstrate that, recent setbacks not-withstanding, he was still a past master at turning losers into winners and winners into losers.

    Soludo did not have to make any commitment then. He should go discuss the matter with his family and associates. But if he decided to run, he would enter the race knowing that Yar’Adua would “come out fully” to ensure that he won the prize.

    His wife stood resolutely against the idea, but Soludo felt sufficiently buoyed by his consultations with friends and associates to tell Yar’Adua one month later that he was in the race, though not without preconditions.

    The Federal Government would have to build an airport and dredge the River Niger to enable medium-sized ships sail all the way to Onitsha, where an international seaport would have to be constructed. The Anambra-Kogi road would have to be upgraded to a dual-carriage highway. Because one-third of its land mass was threatened by soil erosion, Anambra would have to be given special drawing rights from the Ecological Fund.

    Nor was that all.

    The Federal Government would also have to complete the Greater Onitsha water scheme, designate Anambra an oil-producing state, and as a “pilot state” for large-scale commercial agriculture. Finally, it would have to speed up construction of the second Niger Bridge.

    With these things in place, Soludo said, he was confident that, after two terms of working 24 hours a day, he would have transformed Anambra to the point that Federal allocations would be devoted wholly to capital projects. Re-current expenditure would be wholly internally generated.

    But with all these things in place, who needs Soludo’s intimidating antecedents and credentials to transform Anambra into “an international city”? And why would the Federal Government do those things for Anambra and not for other states?

    But I digress again.

    The important thing is that Yar’Adua agreed to all these demands, according to Soludo, who then asked for four more weeks for wider consultations. The deal was sealed.

    Thereafter, the waters got muddied.

    Yar’Adua fell ill, went to seek treatment in Saudi Arabia, and was never in control again. Soludo’s78-year-old father was kidnapped. His captors demanded a ransom of N500 million, but later reduced it to N300 million, warning darkly that “the worst” would happen if the demand was not met promptly.They freed him unharmed after six weeks, under terms that were never disclosed.

    Soludo’s opponents sought to envelope him in scandal, charging that he had profited from improprieties in the printing of small denomination polymer banknotes handled by an Australian company when he was CBN governor. More than 1,300 petitions were filed, their major contention being that “outsiders “ were trying to impose Soludo on the Anambra State branch of the PDP. The petitions moved the PDP to suspend the party primaries indefinitely.

    When the process finally got under way, party officials had to be imported from Benue State to conduct the election of delegates. Following a shuffling and reshuffling of the delegates, the PDP and the Independent National Electoral Commission declared Soludo winner of the ticket.

    The high court voided the outcome. That verdict was affirmed on appeal, but reversed by the Supreme Court, just in time for the election proper

    In the event, Peter Obi was reelected governor.Soludo placed third, with just under 20 percent of the vote, behind second-place winner Chris Ngige. The Fixer apparently went missing in action, or was thoroughly out-fixed.

    Running for governor of Anambra again after this ordeal should be the last thing on the mind of the average political aspirant. No outcome is guaranteed. President Goodluck Jonathan cannot even guarantee his own re-election, much less that of another. The Ubah clan feels as entitled as ever. As for the Fixer, let us just say that his victims have wised up to his tactics.

    But Soludo is not your average aspirant.

    With one deft stroke, he has served early notice of his intent to enter the fray. “The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs,” he wrote, echoing Plato, “is to be ruled by evil men.”

    Bravo, Chuma. May your example pervade this land of little men – and women –in big boots.

    This time around, you cannot move your father and closest relations to safe locations early enough.

     

  • The shame of our  police barracks

    The shame of our police barracks

    Even by Nigeria’s standards, few events have evoked as much shame as the decrepitude at the Police College, Ikeja,recently unmasked by Channels Television under the dynamic leadership of our former student, John Momoh.

    But early official reactions came close.

    After seeing with his own eyes the decay that has overtaken the facilities and the degradation that is the lot of the students at the College, a discomfited President Goodluck Jonathan reportedly turned to one of its senior officers and demanded to know how the media “penetrated” the place. He went on to gripe about how the disclosures had given his Administration a bad image.

    It certainly did not enhance the Administration’s image any more than Dr Jonathan’s recent CNN interview with Christiane Amanpour did. By its serial failures on a broad front, by its actions and even its inaction, the Administration has given itself an image so unflattering that its most resourceful adversary will have to work exceedingly hard to make it less appealing.

    As regards “penetration,” it is as if the college was a fortress, a depository of classified state secrets that must be kept off-limits to prowling journalists and other “spoilers.” It made no difference that its huge compound was often rented out for owambe carousals to just anyone who can pay, which may well include the drug barons and Four-One-Niners the police should have put out of business long ago.

    The college and the sprawling barracks in which it is located were, pardon the cliché, hiding in plain sight.

    From the road leading from Maryland to the domestic airport, one of the busiest in the nation, you could see a row of residential quarters with peeling paint and broken light fixtures and nondescript washing hung out to dryand all manner of junk piled high on many of the balconies. If this was the face of the barracks fit for public viewing, it was not hard to imagine the decrepitude within.

    Nor is the rot limited to the Police College in Ikeja. It hits you between the eyes in Ijeh especially, with police barracks in Idi Oro, alongWestern Avenue, at Sabo and Pedro just a shade less decrepit. The Falomo Barracks that used to be something of an exception has now been turned into a seedy market spilling over into the streets, with no consideration for security.

    For sheer hideousness, however, the police barracks at Ijeh has got to be the frontrunner. By some accounts, when Police Affairs Minister, retired Navy Captain Caleb Olubolade paid an official visit to the barracks early in October 2011, he got an earful of pathetic stories of misery arising from the dilapidated conditions of the housing facilities from the traumatised wives of the residents.

    No running water. No electricity. No toilet facilities. Threat of flooding, with the risk of being attacked by reptiles.

    No remedial action followed.

    In the face of the latest disclosures, Olubolade has taken a leaf from the repertory of Ms Deziani Alison-Madueke,the beleaguered but untouchableMinister of Petroleum Resources,an institution mired irretrievably in syndicated sleaze. He hurriedly empanelled a commission to inquire into how funds earmarked for police colleges over the years were spent, apparently in a pre-emptive bid to absolve himself.

    The panel, which has just one week to submit its findings, is made up almost entirely of officials of the Ministry and the police establishment. It includes no independent outsiders. This is hardly the most reassuring way of getting at the truth, but there you have it.

    Practically every Nigerian motorist has a story about being shaken down by the police. The process could be benign, such as when they call you by some flattering designation or ask after your family.

    My friend and former colleague Sully Abu once told me of how an armed policeman emerged literally from nowhere and frantically flagged him down at an unmarked check point. Abu stopped, and the policeman ran up to the car. Abu wound down his car window, brought out his vehicle identification papers from the glove box and handed them to the policeman, wordlessly daring him to find anything amiss.

    The policeman shook his head, like a person who had been grossly misunderstood.

    “No be for this I stop you, now,” he said. “I just want to wish Oga merry Christmas.” Abu rewarded the policeman’s solicitude with a N50 note. It sent him into a rhapsody.

    Sometimes, the solicitation could be brazen, such as when the policeman lapses into a prolonged yawn and tells you he has not eaten all day, or when he says he needs money to buy batteries for his flashlight.

    The policeman – for it is usually the men who operate in this manner — may well be telling the truth. It is no longer a secret that policemen and policewomen have to pay a bribe to get their equipage and other statutory entitlements. They probably paid a bribe to be recruited in the first place,to be promoted, and thereafter to enjoy the benefits commensurate with their new ranks.

    Nor is it anymore a secret that they are assigned to or retained on “lucrative” beats on the strict understanding that they will deliver appropriate returns to their superior officers.

    Can they reasonably be expected, then, to be more upstanding than the institution that recruited them, trained them, and nurtured them?

    The rot goes a long way back, to be sure, and the degree of Olubolade ‘s culpability will have to be measured only from the time he was appointed Minister; A long line of former ministers and inspectors-general and chairpersons of the Police Service Commission will have to be summoned to render an accounting.

    It is time, too, to reopen the case of the Police Equipment Fund, for which one-time presidential brother-in-law Kenny Martins and his associates harvestedN300 billion from compulsory deductions from local government funds and from other sources. Of this haul, N200 million was squandered on an Arabian Night feast. The balance went for the most part to serve dubious causes, or disappeared without trace.

    I take that back. Some of it went toward creating the illusion of accountability. A helicopter that was presented as a glittering purchase from the Fund and flown around Lagos briefly, to the delight of the police high command who thought they had acquired a strategic asset for fighting crime, found its way back several days later to the Ukraine – or was it Kazakhstan or Kyrgyzstan — from which it had been rented for display.

    Finally, it is time to proceed with greater resolve to recover the N42 billion-Police Pension Fund that was looted by its custodians and their confederates in high places.

    It would be cruelty most unspeakable if the policemen and policewomen who have suffered so much abuse and degradation during their years of service to find on retiring that they had been swindled right to the end.