Category: Olatunji Dare

  • Echoes from 1993

    Echoes from 1993

    In the run-up to the February 25 General Election, I hear echoes of the June 1993 presidential election and the debacle that followed, a debacle that shook Nigeria to its fragile roots, and from which it is yet to recover.

    That election, remember, was billed as the culmination of military president Ibrahim Babangida’s political transition programme, eight years in the making, that the eminent political scientist, Dr Richard Joseph, called “one of the most duplicitous and sustained exercises in chicanery ever visited upon a people.”

    Against Babangida’s machinations, the election delivered a pan-Nigerian mandate to Bashorun Moshood Abiola and his running-mate and fellow Muslim, Ambassador Babagana Kingibe, the type Nigeria has never known and may never witness again.

    Unable to live with his own unintended success, Babangida annulled the election, turning what signalized a bright new morn for Nigeria into a waking nightmare that haunts the country still.

     The echoes I am hearing are faint but persistent, and they grow louder and more ominous with each passing day. 

    At this conjuncture, there is of course no Babangida.  The self-styled evil genius is skulking in the sterile opulence of his Hilltop Mansion, his malign influence confined there.  There is no Augustus Aikhomu, no Arthur Nzeribe and his Association for a Better Nigeria, no Clement Akpamgbo, no Ernest Shonekan, no Justice Bassey Ikpeme, no Justice Dahiru Saleh, no Uche Chukwumerije, no Sam Ikoku and his Council of Elder Statesmen, collaborators all, or dupes, in subverting the popular will.  No known mutinous officers.

    But that club is large and hardy, and its denizens are lurking in the shadows, waiting for a chance to do what they do best.  Never count them out.

    The echoes I am hearing are as of now faint, but ominous nevertheless.  And they call to mind the signals which indicated powerfully that the 1993 presidential election would result in national convulsion.

    Right now, nothing on the ground makes February 25 inevitable.

    In the face of mounting general insecurity and election-related violence and the threat of more of the same, INEC chair, Professor Mahmood Yakubu has said that the election might not hold as scheduled.  His hard-headed realism is more reassuring than the woolly-headed optimism one hears from some quarters.

    Hakeem Baba Ahmed, director of publicity and advocacy for the Northern Elders Forum has hinted at something darker:  the possibility that an “unconstitutional contraption” — shades of June 12, 1993 – “may be forced on Nigerians in May.”                                                              

    Speaking for Northern Elders last week in Abuja at Trust Newspapers Forum, he warned “those planning to interfere with the conduct of credible elections and peaceful transition of power to another administration” to desist.

     The plot, in outline:  To pivot on difficulties simultaneously imposed, if not deliberately contrived, to wit – general insecurity, fuel scarcity, crushing inflation, and the exchange of old currency notes – to “inflame passions and trigger unrest which may poison the election environment or threaten its conduct.”

     These are not the prognostications of an alarmist or a purveyor of conspiracy theories.  He described the thrust of his submission as “conjectures.” Whatever their character, his charge to the attentive audience is poignant:  “Nigerians should reject any plan to produce a successor to President Buhari through unconstitutional means.”

     A week before that, my colleague and general editor at The Nation, Adekunle Ade-Adeleye, had in his unfailingly percipient column for the paper’s Sunday edition, written that the future was “boobytrapped,” what with a “blitzkrieg” of major political appointments by a presidency approaching lame-duck status, seeking a jumbo loan to cover almost a decade of extra-budget pending, staging a population census hard on the heels of a divisive election, and planning to end the corruption-ridden oil subsidies the day after a new administration takes office.  

    The nation’s last military ruler, General Abdulsalami Abubakar, co-chair with the Sultan of Sokoto, Muhammadu  Sa’ad Abubakar of the National Peace Committee, has also rebuked political actors ahead of next month’s elections, saying at a roundtable with the leadership of nation’s political parties, that it appeared they had learned no lessons from the past.

    Abdulsalami spoke during a one-day roundtable meeting his committee had with the leadership of the nation’s 18 registered political parties and their presidential candidates.

     “It is evident,” he told them, “that some of our actors have not learnt any lessons from the past. There is an increasing tone of desperation, if not incitement, among some of the contestants and members of their parties.

       “Intra and inter-party wrangling persist, with occasions of violence. In desperation, some selfish political actors use these strategies to pursue their frivolous ambitions in the courts.”

     I was not a little alarmed by his claim that the political class had learned no lessons.  This has been the excuse, the pretext that a long line of coup-makers had used to justify their incursion into politics, only to leave matters far worse than they had found them.

     When he declaims that the political class had learned no lessons, the pat retort has to be this: “What lessons were they taught?

    What specific lessons did Abdulsalami and his cohorts teach?  What restitutions have they made?  Few among them and the institutions they presided over have stood the test of time.

     Was it not in Abdulsalami’s custody that President-elect Moshood Abiola was done to death as a “final solution to the problem of June 12”?  Was it not his regime that surreptitiously foisted on Nigeria the Constitution that lies at the heart of our disquiet?

     This posturing gets irksome, especially in somebody who has been vested with saintliness he does not deserve.  The National Peace Committee’s intervention is appropriate, to be sure, but its chair must keep the sanctimony out of it.

     Amidst the encircling gloom came news that the Governor of the Central Bank, Godwin Emefiele, had finally yielded to public outcry and extended the deadline for turning in the old currency notes by 10 days.  Even if the new notes had fully entered the system, bleeding ink and all, the original deadline was still impossibly short. And it says how little he knows about the institution he controls. 

     In many local government areas, there is no banking outlet to speak of.  Even where they exist, the pervading insecurity and the dearth of appropriate logistics would still have made it well-nigh impossible for them to comply with the deadline.  Our, after all, is still a cash-and-carry economy.

    In whatever case, it is astonishing that one unelected official can inflict so much pain on the public, be so deaf to pleas for a change of course, and be so heedless of the consequences. Emefiele maintains that he was merely following the letter of the law.  What of its spirit?

     We can only imagine how he would have wielded the awesome powers of the presidency if the Svengalis operating from the shadows of the Aso Rock Villa had succeeded in their scheme.

    The longer deadline will still not make for a pain-free transition from the old to the new currency notes.  Still, we must be thankful for Mefi’s mercies.  

    No thanks, however, to the spectral Department of State Services which issued during the yuletide, a bellicose order to the actors in the oil industry to flood the market with the commodity or face severe consequences.   Eight weeks later, it is, if anything, scarcer. 

     The DSS squandered its authority and credibility by issuing an order it could not enforce.  The oil people called its bluff, and it will now have to rue the consequences.  

    For all practical purposes, the transition remains booby-trapped. It remains for the public to watch and pray.   

  • The Chatham House traffic

    The Chatham House traffic

    The final details of Nigeria’s Independence Constitution were hammered out during 1957-1959 in the hallowed halls of Chatham House, London, in negotiations between Nigeria’s accredited political leaders and the British colonial authorities.

    More than six decades later, the major candidates in Nigeria’s presidential election scheduled for February 25 have been making a pilgrimage to Chatham House.  It is as if the path to the Presidency and its awesome powers runs through that storied edifice.

    Nothing is being negotiated this time; no recondite constitutional principles are being discussed. No recalcitrant delegates have to be appeased, cajoled or bullied into line with the velvet-gloved imperial fist.  It’s just the natives on their own, one after another, each making a pitch for the top job before the attentive international audience, and advertising to the folks back home his well-choreographed arrival on the global stage.

    First to hit the trail was the APC presidential candidate, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, who created a stir by leaving it to his associates to answer the questions that followed his prepared speech.  This novel expedient, not the main presentation, has been the talking point.

    Was it a calculated ploy, as some said, to cover up a rumoured disability, or a way of showing that the Tinubu Campaign was anchored not on an individual but on a team of knowledgeable,  strategists?

    Hard on Tinubu’s heels to Chatham House was the Labour Party candidate, Peter Obi, the billionaire entrepreneur representing working people. Leadership, he emphasized, is the touchstone of national greatness.  Just pick the right leader, and everything will be all right.

    His mentor, former President Obasanjo who knows a great deal about the subject apparently hasn’t told him that isn’t the whole truth. Letters acknowledging messages of condolence on the death of his wife Stella did not make it out of his office for one full month after he had signed them.

    On directing that a Note Verbale be issued to facilitate my re-entry to the United States before I became a resident, he made a point of urging me to follow up with the Ministry in Abuja to ensure that prompt action followed. 

    I am also reminded of a remark credited to U.S. President Harry Truman, on the election of Dwight Eisenhower, the former Supreme Allied Commander in World War 11 to succeed him in The White House.

    “He’ll sit here, and he’ll say, ‘Do this! Do that!’ And nothing will happen. Poor Ike-it won’t be a bit like the Army. He’ll find it very frustrating.”

    Obi may have had a different experience as a two-term executive governor of Anambra State and an entrepreneur of long standing calling the shots.  But the Truman quote should serve as a cautionary tale. 

    The ANPP presidential candidate and former Kano State governor,  Engineer Dr Rabiu Kwankwaso, detailed the challenges facing Nigeria.  In his telling, the country is a veritable dystopia, made so by the wrong choices of those entrusted with governance, especially in the past 20 years.  He said he had come up with a detailed and practical plan to address those challenges.

    The embattled PDP presidential candidate, Abubakar Atiku, is yet to have his day at Chatham House.  Perhaps he considers that forum inferior to his recent private and confidential audience with the UK Government. 

    Was his Campaign’s Technical and Systems director, High Chief Raymond Dokpesi, in town for the event, able to participate, having been subjected to not a little inconvenience at Heathrow Airport by the police?  Or was a separate briefing arranged for him?

    A Chatham House appearance would afford Atiku an opportunity to expatiate on his approach to sharing the spoils of office.  If the PDP does not win your constituency, forget about any contract, juicy or juiceless.  The policy is at once pragmatic and forward-looking.   

    He might also seek professional advice from Europe’s seasoned politicos on how to wriggle out of the chokehold of the fellow who was aspiring to be his running mate.

    It is not only the presidential hopefuls, mark you, that have been trooping to Chatham House. The chair of the Independent National Electoral Commission, Professor Mahmood Yakubu, has been there, too. 

    He laid out a truly formidable array of electronic and logistic devices, including aerial satellites. that have been deployed to prevent or curtail the irregularities that have marred Nigerian elections since the first legislative plebiscite was held in Lagos in 1923.

    No vote-buying,  No ballot-stuffing.  No snatching of ballot boxes.  No allocation of votes. No vote-switching.  No unregulated campaign spending.  No violence.  The usual suspects are going find it well-nigh impossible to rig in this cycle

    I gather that plans have reached an advanced stage for the chair of the National  Population Commission, Nasir Isa Kwarra, to set out to Chatham House to assure the attentive audience that it was not in error nor by accident that the Census was programmed to take place barely a month after the General Election.

    It has been planned, as the critics do not know and probably cannot fathom, to ride the big wave of mobilization and sensitization achieved in the run-up General Election,  a phenomenon unlikely to recur anytime soon.

    When the Governor of the Central Bank could not be reached several weeks ago and his framework of monetary and fiscal policies was in danger of imminent collapse, it was bruited          in some circles that he was on his way to Chatham House to reassure the watchdogs of international finance and capital that their interests were as safe in Nigeria as they could be anywhere in the world. 

    He was however constrained to interrupt his trip and return home to deal with a scurrilous campaign not merely to topple him from his CBN perch, but to get him prosecuted on charges of – wait for it – sponsoring terrorism!

    Sources claiming no closeness to Godwin Emefiele tell me that he plans to head to Chatham House as soon as those pesky annoyances are sorted out.

    Alleging that the university lecturers’ union ASUU has not been transparent, the Minister of Labour, Employment and Productivity. Dr Chris Ngige, seems set to sideline it and register in its place the Congress of University Academics and the National Association of Medical and Dental Academics (CONUA.)

    Ngige, I gather, will be making a case for ASUU’s defenestration in a speech at Chatham House, at a date to be announced.  Officials of the ministry have been mobilized to draft an iron-clad brief, documenting ASUU’s record of intransigence no matter who is in government.

    Dependable sources tell me that ASUU heartily welcomes Dr Ngige’s initiative and will use a Chatham House appearance to eviscerate his case clause by clause, sentence by sentence, and paragraph by paragraph. 

    It will bring attention to what it calls the scandalous underfunding of education in Nigeria by successive Nigerian governments and the unconscionable pauperization of university teachers, and use the occasion to mobilize support for its cause from its counterpart in the UK and the  European Union.

    Oil producers, marketers and consumers are taking their respective cases to Chatham House too, with special reference to subsidies.  Tracing just where those pesky interventions stand has been compared to locating the position of sub-atomic particles in quantum mechanics.  They are here one moment and yonder the next moment, without appearing to have moved.  It is all so confusing.

    They are hoping to sort out, finally at Chatham House, the vexed question of who has been subsidising or fleecing whom.

    The foregoing is only a partial listing of Nigeria’s public figures, institutions and groups who have Chatham on their mind.  But even that is already straining that institution’s capacity and is likely to make them reconsider their open-door policy toward requests from Nigeria. 

    So, if you have Chatham House on your mind, hurry up before they shut those hallowed doors and tell “those querulous Nigerians to take their squabbles elsewhere,” as a senior policy adviser is reported to have counseled in a memo due to be reviewed soon by the Board.

  • The B.A. reconsidered

    The B.A. reconsidered

    Growing up in the late forties,  I wanted to be a lawyer.

    That was well before I first set my eyes on an actual legal practitioner.  I had only the haziest idea of what Lawyer Johnson actually did, or what lawyering consisted in.  He drove into town all the way from Lagos, which might as well have been on the other side of the moon. 

    When the car was stationary, you could not tell the front from the rear, for the one was just as embellished as the other.  The tinted windows darkened the interior, making the steering wheel well-nigh invisible. 

    I recall how two neighbourhood boys among those who had gathered in front of dad’s palatial dwelling to behold the behemoth from Lagos actually came to blows one day on that very issue.  Even when the car was in motion, you still could not tell the difference, unless it was speeding away.

    Whenever Lawyer Johnson came to town, usually at six-month intervals, we suspected that it was in connection with dad’s sprawling business operations.  And whenever dad journeyed to Lagos in his Ford Mercury V8 saloon, roughly every three months, chances were that a visit with Lawyer Johnson was high on his itinerary.

    We, the children, saw him only from a distance poring over documents with dad.  His hulking build, his exquisite tailoring, and the suavity that was stamped all over him, marked him out as a Person of Great Consequence and a most worthy role model.

    Years later, in high school, my interest in law was fired by the courtroom exploits of Perry Mason, chronicled masterfully in novel after arresting novel by Erle Stanley Gardner.  In criminal trial after criminal trial, Mason, and his sidekick the private detective Paul Drake,  always prevailed even in the face of the most formidable odds, against the scrappy District Attorney, Hamilton Burger, and his bumbling investigators.

    One suspected that Burger figured only as a deliberate and overdrawn foil, to make Mason seem all the more formidable.  Still, if one could muster just a fraction of the forensic skills Gardner credited Mason with, one could legitimately aspire to success at the Bar.

    Halfway through high school, a long vacation spent in Kaduna with an uncle, a middling civil servant of cultivated taste, gnawed at my career goals.  Uncle MF, later accountant-general of one of the Northern States, subscribed to TIME magazine, Readers’ Digest, and The Economist.  Back from work, he would curl up in bed with those journals and others of like vintage that he picked up at the newsstand of Kingsway Stores.

    While he was away at work, I would steal into his room and devour as much of their riveting content as possible.  I should add that he was also an avid listener of the BBC World Service, especially its 10-minute hourly news bulletin, its current-affairs programmes, as well as its Newsreel.

    These pursuits opened up a  vista far removed from the world of cops and robbers, a vista that could offer an opportunity to be the eyes and ears of the teeming citizens near and far who make the news, as well as those who report it. There was now a new and more insistent claimant primacy in my hierarchy of aspirations: Journalism.

    Along the way, a legal career was all but eliminated by a series of accidents, or by decisions taken by others, regardless of one’s interests or inclinations.  My British expatriate high school principal said with the authority that flowed from his office that there were far too many lawyers in Nigeria already.  “Why not follow in the footsteps of your brother, recently graduated from the Royal College of England, and of Scotland?” he counseled,

    I will never forget the comment of an influential uncle I expected to assuage my dejection on being denied a scholarship to study mass communication, for which I had more than met the requirement.

    “Se B. A. ni? he asked.  (It’s a B. A., isn’t it?”).

    Having sensed the way his mind was working, I answered in the affirmative, but with the utmost diffidence.

    “Ah, awon B.A. yen ti poju,” he said, scarcely concealing his irritation. 

    Something tells me he would have entered the same reply if the scholarship I was seeking was for an LL. B.

    That was 50 years ago.  Five hundred universities later, each of them churning out BA degrees, and with several hundred more in the pipeline, most of them churning out BA degrees, nobody is complaining that there are too many such institutions in Nigeria.

    The great educator, Tai Solarin, anticipated this proliferation of universities when he spoke of that time in the not-too-distant future when the BA (Awo-Omama), the BA (Nguru), the BA (Kaura Namoda), the BA (Burutu), the BA (Okitipupa), etc, would proudly take their places beside the BA (London) being offered at the University College, Ibadan, and the BA (UNN) of the University of Nigeria, Nsukka. 

    We reached that point long ago.

    At the time my high school principal was saying that Nigeria had too many lawyers, they numbered fewer than 300, expatriates included.  The Institute of Administration, Zaria, offered the closest thing to a law programme in any higher institution in Nigeria,  a diploma.

    Today every Nigerian university worthy or unworthy of the title offers a degree course, and there are probably dozens more on the drawing board.  But few are kvetching that Nigeria has produced too many lawyers. 

    As at 2022, The Nigerian Bar Association, in its own words Nigeria’s “foremost and oldest professional membership organization” and “Africa’s most influential network of lawyers,” had  on its register 105, 406 lawyers in 135 branches. That year alone, it added 4,711 lawyers to its rolls.  That number can only grow in the years ahead.

    The finishing schools where law graduates head to learn the technicalities of legal practice can barely cope with the numbers coming out of the law faculties.  Yet there has been no call to tamp down enrolment at the one time or at the other.

    If there is any danger of excess, not a few would assert that it lies in the anointing of Senior Advocates.  But that would not include the hundreds, perhaps, thousands, waiting in line forlornly year after year for the preferment.  After they and their children will have clinched the title, they might be willing to grant that there are too many men and women in ermined robes roaming the courts.

    Until then, the more the merrier.

    If anything, the case is going to be made with increasing fervour that, with an alleged population of 200 million, Nigeria is, if anything, under-lawyered.  The same goes for the BA degree holders:  far too few of them in the population, not too many.

    Why not leave that determination to market forces, as the nation has been content to do on so many overarching issues?

    Ayo Olukotun (1954 – 2023)

    Ayo Olukotun, one of Nigeria’s most insightful media scholars and public intellectuals, died two weeks ago, aged 69. 

    An exemplar of the scholar as practitioner, he combined an active research portfolio with the production of informed commentary on a wide range of national and international issues,  His scholarship was all the more remarkable because it was not tethered to any particular institutional base with guaranteed support. 

    Rather, Olukotun went wherever it led him, wherever he felt freed to engage in cutting-edge work.  Thus, he has taught at Ahmadu Bello University, Obafemi Awolowo University, Lead the University of The Netherlands, University, the University of Lagos, and his last stop, Olabisi Onabanjo University, Ago-Iwoye, where he held the Oba Sikiru Adetona Endowed Chair in Governance.

    His journalism has followed a similar trajectory.  He served as a columnist for a variety of Nigerian newspapers, most notably the Daily Times, the fortunes of which he helped revive in the all-too-brief renaissance it underwent under the leadership of Dr Yemi Ogunbiyi, and the Punch where his commentary drew a wide, appreciative audience.

    Olukotun cared more about his sprawling personal library than his wardrobe; more about ideas than about artifacts.  He never earned enough to live comfortably, but he was forever willing to share what he earned, even if that meant subjecting himself to some privation.

    This is the time for those whose lives he touched and enriched to reach out to his family and institutionalize his memory.

  • Kogi in the news

    Kogi in the news

    If they have not taken them down, you can see the billboards rudely sneaking up here and there, ugly intrusions undermining the raw pristine beauty of the countryside as you drive through the highway linking the Kogi State capital, Lokoja, and the national capital, Abuja,

    They are the ugly reminders of Governor Yahaya Bello’s misbegotten campaign for the APC’s ticket for next month’s presidential ticket.  Two of those billboards cling in my memory for the sheer brazenness of their claims.

    One billboard projected Bello as “God’s plan” for fixing Nigeria.

    His handlers forgot that Nigerians, given their proclivity for self-help, rarely leave matters to God; certainly not when it comes to choosing their leaders.

    Another featured Bello in military camouflage, his head just visible above the surrounding shrubbery, assuring the attentive audience that, with him in the saddle, their investments and interests in Kogi are safe and inviolable. 

    Not being the commander of a federal division bivouacked in Kogi, how did he intend to contain the rampaging bandits and marauders and jihadists?

    One of the more knowledgeable consultants to the campaign planning committee should have riffed on the question Josef Stalin posed in Yalta where the victorious allied powers gathered to discuss how to share the spoils of World War II: 

    “How many divisions does the Pope have?”, the Soviet strongman quipped.

    Stalin was responding to a warning that the Pope was likely to view with strong disapproval one of the measures being considered.

    As they laid out the advert copy for Bello’s billboard well might one of the more enlightened consultants have demanded:  “How many battalions can Yahaya Bello order into battle?”

    Bello was of course posturing as usual.  He could not protect so obvious a target as the highly visible visiting president any more than he could checkmate those who might want to hack into your banking records and filch information that could ruin you.

    Thus, it came to pass that, despite Yahaya Bello’s bluster about his security credentials on the billboards aforementioned, a bomb went off on December 29, 2022, within hailing distance from where Buhari was scheduled, minutes later, to commission the  Reference Hospital in Bello’s hometown, Okene, a facility that will go down a major legacy of his tenure. 

    Four persons were killed in the blast.

    An unfazed Buhari went on to commission the facility as scheduled, and all that his host could do was to fume and rave and threaten the direst consequences – after the event. 

    The bombing was not the first such incident in Kogi in recent times, nor was it the second.

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    It was the third on Kogi soil, and a week later, the Department of State Services (DSS) announced the arrest of an indigene of the area, Abdulmumin Otaru, whom they identified as a field operative of the Islamic State of West Africa Province (ISWAP), and as a mastermind behind the explosions.

    The DSS has also linked him to an explosion at the Nigeria Police Area Command in Okehi Local Government of Kogi on June 24, 2022, during which a police inspector was killed.

    Some six weeks later, on July 3, 2022, Otaru and his confederates in terror struck at the West African Ceramic plant, in Ajaokuta LGA, where they kidnapped three expatriate Indians and left a policeman and a driver dead.

    The DSS has also pinned on Otaru and his collaborators the July 5, 2022 attack on the Medium Security Custodial Centre Kuje District of the Abuja Federal Capital Territory, in which several officials were killed and more than a dozen detainees were freed.

    Otaru, the DSS said, coordinated or was directly involved in the execution of the Kogi explosions and, together with his collaborators, operated a number of terrorist cells in Kogi.

    Yet, the state governor pitched his campaign for the APC’s presidential ticket on his public safety and security credentials.

    The Kogi blasts have exposed the alleged credentials as a sham, like so many other claims Yahaya Bello has been touting.  And in the face of all this, he has been taking a victory lap.

    Hear his Commissioner for Information, Kingsley Fanwo, who is for all practical purposes also the deputy state governor and state commissioner of police.

    “The arrest of the principal characters has justified our position that enemies of the state are again breeding terror cells that have been crushed by the indomitable security architecture of the present administration.

    “If not for the master class security architecture of this government, the state would have been turned into a terror zone by its enemies.

    For good measure, the commissioner reminded the doubters that Kogi, under the leadership of Governor Yahaya Bello, “had already re-calibrated the security architecture to deal with all forms of crimes and criminality.”

    “If the criminals come in their numbers,” he warned darkly, waxing poetic, “they will return in their zeros because Kogi as a state will remain inhabitable for cowards masquerading as criminals.”

    No hiding place for them in Kogi, where they had in fact been hiding in plain sight – in the vicinity of Yahaya Bello’s hometown – to stage their terrorist operations.

    You would think that Yahaya Bello and his team had actually forestalled the terrorist bombings.

    Curiously, the Ohinoyi and paramount traditional ruler of Ebiraland, Alhaji Ado Ibrahim, was not in the receiving line for the visiting president when the latest bomb went off.  At first blush, his absence would appear to be a serious breach of protocol.  He may well have a plausible excuse.

    But in keeping with the hysterical manner in which he governs Kogi, Yahaya Bello has turned the matter into something sinister.

    In a query to the Ohinoyi, the state government said his absence constituted an act of insubordination and disloyalty to t the president and commander-in-chief, the executive governor of Kogi, and the Ebirra nation as a whole.  

    It was worse, he said; it portended grave danger to the security of the state and created a bad precedence (sic) for the state’s traditional institutions.

    The query directed the Ohinoyi to explain in writing within 48 hours why “disciplinary action” should not be taken against him.  They are still phrasing government queries the way Lord Lugard phrased them more than a century ago.

    By way of a helpful hint, the query added that an oral explanation may also be required “when a panel is set up to study the case.”

    Something tells me the Ohinoyi is going to be kept so busy answering questions that he will hardly know whether he is coming or going.

    One other matter:  Against the state government’s denial, serving and retired civil servants in Kogi are insistent that the state government owes them a colossal amount by way of arrears of salary and pension payments.

     Why not institute a forensic audit to settle the matter once and for all?

    And to forestall the ugly rumours circulating, why can’t the Kogi government be proactive for once and disclose how much it has received in the first tranche of payments on its being recognized as an oil-producing state?

  • The home stretch

    The home stretch

    A Happy New Year – dare we hope?”

    That was the opening line of Professor Wole Soyinka’s response to an email I had sent him to wish him and his family all the best for 1998.

    To hope that 1998 would be any happier than the preceding years of horror was indeed an act of great daring.  The infernal Sani Abacha was firmly in the saddle, consolidating his brutal dictatorship and expanding its constricting reach with each passing day. 

    No obstacle seemed to stand in his path.   Not even considerations of the instability of human  greatness.  For all practical purposes, he took his own immortality for granted.

    The Nobelist added in the email that, in whatever case, 1998 would be an epochal year that would shape the content and direction of the struggle for the restoration of democracy, in which he was a principal leader, and in consequence of which Abacha had placed a price on his head.

    That was prophetic. 

    Abacha expired in an orgy of concupiscence. Civil society regained its organizing power and voice. If Abacha’s successor, Abdulsalami Abubakar nursed anything like Abacha’s ambition, he lacked the power to mobilize boots on the ground to consummate it.  Having no mind of his own on what to do with the detained president-elect, Moshood Abiola, he dithered and dithered until Abiola was conveniently murdered in his custody, if not with the regime’s connivance.

    Thereafter the regime, whose sole selling point was a promise to hand over power to an elected government, was reduced to devising the quickest exit possible, employing a constitution deemed a forgery by the best authorities.  Forgery or no forgery, that document constitutes perhaps the  greatest impediment to the possibility of federalism and good government in Nigeria.

    Since then, Nigeria has carried on for the most part like a stalled caterpillar, its antennae probing furiously one day and timidly the next, but always ineffectually.  Its body has remained inert.

    This week, Nigeria enters the home stretch in the transition to of government that will be heralded by a General Election, the first installment of which is scheduled for February 25 and culminate in the election of a President and members of the National Assembly.  Governorship and State Assembly elections are slated for March 11. 

    A new president, as well as federal and state lawmakers will be inaugurated in May.  To invoke Soyinka’s 1998 query:  Dare we hope?

    The road ahead is long and treacherous, and many things can and will go awry in a country so accident-prone as Nigeria.

    The country is going through all the motions but as I see it, optimism, for sweeping change that might be mandated by the General election does not run deep.  One cannot blame the contestants for not trying.  What became of the optimism, nay enthusiasm, the appetite for change generated in previous election cycles, most notably in 2015?

    I know not a few serious-minded and thoughtful Nigerians who believe tenaciously that the elections will prove no point and solve no problem; that the foundation of the present structure is so defective that it cannot endure without radical architecture, and that to ignore this basic truth is to privilege hope over experience.

    I do not include in this group the Rev Kris Okotie, pastor of HouseHold of God giga-church and habitual presidential hopeful of FRESH Democratic Party.  Like them, he regards all that has happened since the primaries as a waste of time and precious resources, a journey to nowhere.  But he believes it can still be salvaged.

    Following the primaries, the logical thing was for all the putative candidates for the elections to hand over their political assets to him, to enable him to form a government based on “aboriginal democracy,” which will then prepare the ground for the kind of rule that would lead Nigeria to peace and prosperity.

    Even within his fold, few share this crackbrained prescription.  But he hasn’t given up waiting.

    In the larger community, there are many who hold that nothing is wrong with the existing order that cannot be remedied with an incremental measure here and some tweaking there;  that the system will take care of all such matters as it evolves.

    Hard as it may be to believe, there are also those who believe that nothing whatsoever is wrong with the present order; that there is always room for improvement but that the system is the best it can be.  If the elections serve only to perpetuate the status quo, that would be good enough.

    Then there are those who hold that the present order is so corrupt and inept that it must be supplanted by affiliates and proxies of the Islamic State of West Africa and administered as a theocracy, and that it does not deserve to survive in any other form or by any other name.

    In the attentive audience, many also doubt whether the election will mark an inflection point in Nigeria’s journey toward building a democratic polity that will serve the best interests of all citizens. Former President Olusegun Obasanjo is only the latest and the most outspoken personage to cast grave doubt on the potential of all but one of the contending major political parties to lead Nigeria out of the morass, despite his exertions in mentoring a new generation.

    That is the Labour Party, distinguished thus far by mass following in social media and consistently good showing in dodgy opinion polls.

    The PDP used to be Africa’s most effective vote-harvesting machine. But until the combative governor of Rivers State Nyesom Wike, who is effectively the G5, or Group of 5, lifts its chokehold on its presidential candidate, Abubakar Atiku, the Wazirin Adamawa’s campaign will resemble nothing like his earlier slick, well-oiled runs.

    In the PDP primaries, Wike had polled second to Atiku and had good reasons, not least his generous financing of the entire effort, to expect to be named Atiku’s running mate.  The party’s hierarchy demurred, saying Wike was too combustible to play second fiddle.  Instead, they settled on Delta State’s governor, the genial Dr Ifeanyi Okowa.

    Ironically, it is that very combustibility, plus the petrodollars pouring into the state’s Exchequer faster than even a person of his restless energy can spend them, that Wike has been deploying to exact his revenge.

    The usually suave former Vice President now looks somewhat distraught.  But Wike says the chokehold will remain in place until Iyorchia Ayu ceases to be the PDP’s National Chairman.

    Those who know the terrain very well are saying that the APC is not as united behind Asiwaju Bola Tinubu’s candidacy as well as appearances would seem to suggest. Certain tendencies within the party, it is being said, would readily ditch him and file behind another they perceive as having a good chance of winning the race, and who promises to guarantee their standing in the scheme of things – the Moshood Abiola Treatment, you understand.

    Add to the foregoing pervasive apathy and fear of electoral violence.

    Such discontinuities gained ground as Tinubu stumbled literally and figuratively on the hustings, bereft of his accustomed surefootedness, to the point that anyone who can work a computer mouse or a smartphone became an instant authority on neurological condition.  Questions were asked insistently about his past.

    Who is Tinubu?

    He is of course a man, who has lived among other men.  As such, he is flawed.

    But if all you see are the flaws after he has served two meritorious terms as Governor of Lagos State, and before that as an exiled chieftain of the democratic coalition that helped terminate military rule in Nigeria, and thereafter as a constant striver for a better country – if that is all you can see in Tinubu, please, do not vote for him if and when the time comes.

  • Matters Miscellaneous

    Matters Miscellaneous

    In this season of goodwill to all persons, permit me to indulge in some chest-beating.  It is no small achievement when you no longer have to introduce or justify your creation, when that creation has taken on a life, an identity of its own, and is widely copied.

    So it is with Matters Miscellaneous, a feature of the column I have been writing under different signatures for three different newspapers beginning in the mid-980s. 

    PMB@80

    President Muhammadu Buhari turned 80 last week. 

    So unremitting, and so categorical were the bulletins on his health about eight years ago that not a few were led to believe that, even if he won the election, he would be dead within a year or two of taking office, assuming that he would be alive to witness the Inauguration.

    While he was on a long medical trip to the UK, it was bruited that he had in fact died.  They put it about that a gangling creature who had supplanted him in the Presidential Villa was a         Sudanese layabout called Jibril Al-Sudan, who had been surgically reconstructed and re-repurposed.

    So faithful to the original was the creature that no one could tell the difference, they said.  The old Mafia rule kicked in:  Those who know don’t tell, and those who tell don’t know.

    And so we arrived at this past weekend, in the twilight of Buhari’s second presidential term and on his reaching the sobering actuarial milestone of age 80.  And there was the Birthday Boy himself amidst family, friends and associates, loose, relaxed and exuding good health, watching a commissioned documentary on his life and times.

    It says something about Buhari’s essential modesty and sense of proportion that the occasion was not proclaimed a national holiday, with elite corps of the armed forces marching, tanks rolling jauntily across the parade arcade in Abuja, and hypersonic fighter planes of the air force streaking across the skies in ceremonial salute to the President and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

    When you dedicate the occasion to “Celebrating a Patriot, a Leader and an Elder Statesman,” when you frame the occasion and the Man of the Moment in such epochal terms,  you preempt those who might seek to characterize them in quotidian terms.

    If you have a trumpet and know how to blow it, blow it, man. Blow that horn, and blow it hard.  If you leave it to others, take it from me that they will not blow it as hard or as melodiously.

    You don’t take a chance in legacy projects.

    It would have been a surprise and a major production flaw if the matter of Jibril al-Sudan, aforementioned, did not come up in Buhari’s reminiscences.  He dismissed those who confected or peddled the tale as “cheeky.”   Their aim, he said, was to distract (sic) attention from “the main issue.”

    In a homily heard around the world, one of them, a bishop and grand overseer of lesser clerics heading a global network of churches and proprietor of a string of universities had cited “one Olatunji Dare” as his authoritative source, based on Dare’s transparently satirical fragment on the subject.

    And yet, they say Buhari is not gracious. 

    Haba!

    Shades of Mobutu

    The story bears re-telling.

    Half-starved government troops in Zaire, as the Democratic Republic of Congo was then known, had mutinied over unpaid salaries stretching back many months.  When the news reached President Mobutu Sese Seko, he ordered a detachment from their ranks to be marched to his palace in Gbadolite.

    “You, ” he said, pointing to one of the soldiers lined up before him.  What is that you are holding?”

    “A rifle, sir,” the tremulous soldier replied.

    “And you,” Mobutu demanded as he turned to the next soldier on the line.

    “A rifle, sir.”

    “What kind of rifle?” the president pursued.

    “An AK 47 Assault Rifle,” a soldier volunteered.

    Mobutu shook his head in disbelief and disappointment.  “I have given each of you an assault rifle and you are complaining about unpaid salaries. What salary is more assured than the rifle       in your hand?”

    Whereupon he dismissed them with a scornful hiss.

    I was reminded of this story last week by allegations that elements of Mobutism had crept into the practice of journalism in Nigeria.  The allegations merely confirmed reports that have been circulating for years that the deadly virus had found its way into the bloodstream of Nigerian journalism.

    What can be said with certainty is that all is not well with Nigeria’s Fourth Estate, especially in the department of probity.  It has been infiltrated by racketeers, obtainers, blackmailers, low-rent opinion writers and columnists, extortionists, union officials with their eyes on the main chance, and reporters who are in the business because they can’t find anything else to do

    There is so much unedifying example in the senior ranks that one can hardly blame junior reporters who demand “transport money” from the source they have just interviewed, or who get paid to report the news from the source’s perspective, as would stenographers.

    A publishing house, I gather, once arranged a seminar on ethics as part of its in-house education programme.  “Ethics, of all things!” the staffers scoffed. The edifice was resting on a shaky ethical mooring, and the staffers saw this every passing day. The sponsors of the seminar found no takers.

    Mobutism comes in many guises and disguises.

    It is Mobutism when media workers seldom receive their earned pay or receive it only in bits and snatches. It is Mobutism compounded when a media organization is running a profitable ship but its leaders fritter the gains away in vainglorious projects and parades of false affluence.

    It is Mobutism when reporters covering specialized beats confer meaningless titles on their sources in for valuable consideration.  It is Mobutism when editors and publishers corral state governors into sponsoring their periodical meetings and convention.

    Mobutism is publishing with reckless disregard for the truth or falsity of a statement.  Mobutism is operating without remorse or discomfiture in a news organization erected on Mobutism; in other words, it is Mobutism to help normalize or perpetuate Mobutism.

    We must keep the spotlight on Mobutism.  It is subversive not merely of journalism’s core values, but of its central mission.

    Whose Constitution?

    If the Executive and the Legislative branches want to be faithful to the American constitutional model that Nigeria operates, they should not be undertaking major new projects or programs, nor making major new appointments. 

    They have entered or are poised on the threshold of the lame-duck mode, when they should leave uncompleted projects to their successors, who may well have different concerns, different priorities, and different strategies.

    There is therefore no sympathy on this page for lawmakers who have been lamenting that, as things stand, they will not be able to bequeath a new Constitution to their compatriots before the 9th National Assembly is prorogued.

    That task was misbegotten anyway, regardless of the fact that the National Assembly was vested with it by the extant Constitution,  Remember, however that the legitimacy of that document is not merely suspect but widely disputed.  It was drawn up by handpicked nominees  of a Nigerian military that had exhausted, if not betrayed, its reformist possibilities, and foisted on the public without discussion or debate.

    The reviewers this time allowed one day of consultation in each state, the better portion of which was spent dining and wining and doing out cash to the attendees, who had for the most part gathered there precisely for such freebies.

    The National Assembly has reported that 22 of the 36 State Assemblies had approved 42 of 44  provisions of the1999 Constitution it had identified for review and to which it has proposed           Amendments.

    Progress, it might seem.  But at bottom, this is bureaucratic progress that serves no purpose.

    A Constitution marked for 44 Amendments that for the most part only tinker around the edges calls for much more than a review.  It demands comprehensive re-writing.

    Finally

    The next time this column appears will be the third day of the New Year.  Wishing you all the most abundant blessings of 2023.

  • A fuel crisis foretold

    A fuel crisis foretold

    The piece that follows was my column for December 4, 2018, under the “Matters Miscellaneous” rubric.

    If there is anything one can predict unerringly in Nigeria, it is that yuletide will bring with it crippling fuel shortages and disruption in the movement of persons, goods and services, and in social intercourse on a scale that only a civil war or major natural disaster can fully explain or justify.

    The signs that we are again headed that way are in the air.  In anticipation of their seasonal kill, oil suppliers are already whetting their voracious appetites. How they relish holding Nigeria over a barrel (pun intended)!

    Last week, the Lagos State chapter of the Independent Petroleum Marketers Association of Nigeria (IPMAN) threatened to cripple some 900 filling stations in Lagos and parts of Ogun from December 11, accusing the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) of undersupplying its members with petroleum products and frustrating them on an earlier agreement to supply to them at N133 per litre.

    Only yesterday, MOWMAN, the umbrella organisation of importers and marketers of oil and petroleum products entered the fray, warning that it would paralyze supplies nationwide unless the Federal Government cleared an outstanding N800 billion debt within seven days.

    No promissory notes, please; only cash, the type you can touch and count and put away in and retrieve on demand from one of the better banks, not those shady banks that cannot account for the humongous deposits in their vaults nor even make a pretence, however shambolic, of justifying them as proceeds of legitimate business.

    It is that time of year again, when the only thing guaranteed is a gnarling of fuel supplies.

    Contemplating this perennial dread, a concerned citizen has suggested in earnest that we suspend yuletide for a few years to begin with, and abolish it subsequently.  With yuletide out of the way, there would be no need for millions of Nigerians to embark on the obligatory migration to their hometowns only to rush back to base scarcely a week later, and no need for marketers to manipulate fuel supplies to create an artificial scarcity.

    With yuletide out of the way, the fellow said, all those horrific road accidents that proliferate during the so-called ember months and reach their climax around yuletide, earning another discomfiting entry for Nigeria in the international misery index, would be distributed equally throughout the year.

    The fellow was obviously not reckoning with the National Assembly.  What made him think that the members would for any reason in the world forgo yet another recess and the hefty grants and bonuses, statutory and contrived, that go with it?

    That, at any rate, is the kind of desperate solution to which the perennial fuel crisis has driven even some usually serious people to embrace.  The redeeming grace is that it has also bred a great deal of creative entertainment.  I missed out on much of the fuel crisis art of the last yuletide, but among the few that came to my attention, there is one that is simply unforgettable.

    A riff on the refrain of “The First Nӧel,” one of the best-known Christmas carols, goes thus:

    No fuel, no fuel
    No fuel, no fuel
    There is no fuel, Buhari.

    There you have it – a hilarious instance of the capacity of Nigerians to defy adversity, and of Nigeria’s fabled resilience.

    In the more than 30 years that Nigerians have lived with crippling fuel shortages, the authorities have never been short on excuses.  At first, it was turn-around maintenance (TAM) of the local refineries.  While the exercise lasted, petrol had to be imported to bridge the gap.  But more by design than co-incidence, TAM was for the most part carried out at the end of the year, the peak travel season.

    Despite its huge cost, TAM maintained nothing and turned nothing around, except the fortunes of complicit contractors and their local supervisors. If they produced at all, the refineries were producing at far less than full capacity, the gap between supply and demand widened, and more and more fuel had to be imported to fill the gap. Oil supplies grew more and more unstable, and so did pricing.

    Since then, virtually every measure trumpeted as a solution to the problem has been a swindle.

    Like most swindles in Nigeria’s recent history, it began during the era of the military president, General Ibrahim Babangida.   The country was set to take a loan from the IMF, and as a sop to that latter-day Cerberus, the currency was to be devalued, import restrictions were to be lifted, and anything remotely suggestive of a subsidy was to be abolished immediately.

    Gasoline came to be identified as the scapegoat for Nigeria’s underperforming economy. It was grossly underpriced, they said, because it was heavily subsidised, with the pernicious result that a gallon of gasoline cost less than a bottle of soda or milk.  One image that clings in my memory of that time is of the engaging news correspondent Chris Anyanwu, now a Senator, peddling that false equivalency night after night on national television in her smooth, silky delivery.

    The subsidy was the difference between the price of a gallon of gasoline in Lagos and the same gallon of petrol in Fargo, North Dakota, they said.

    Wasn’t that what economists call an opportunity cost?

    If the cost of getting a gallon of gasoline to the pump exceeded the retail price, you could perhaps talk about a subsidy. What were these relative costs?  And whatever happened to comparative advantage and all that if Nigerians were to pay for gasoline produced on their soil the same price as consumers half a world away were paying for it? Was the whole thing not at bottom a tax?

    Shifting gears, they said gasoline was so cheap that it was being mindlessly wasted.

    How so?

    Were Nigerians washing their hands with petrol after a meal, or to prepare their vegetable stew in place of regular cooking oil, or as a beverage to entertain their guests, since it was so much cheaper than Coca-Cola?

    Shifting gears still, they said because gasoline was so cheap in Nigeria, it was being smuggled to neighbouring countries to reap windfall profits.

    Now, you could not do that on any meaningful scale by lugging 50-litre petrol cans through bush paths.  Only motorised tankers driving on paved roads across international frontiers manned by immigration and customs and security officials had that capability.  Those vehicles had to be owned or controlled by political and military officials with guaranteed access to refined petroleum products.

    Why was it, then, that not one operator of those vehicles had been arrested and charged with this illegal traffick, only a few stragglers transporting smuggled gasoline cans in leaky dugout canoes or in rickety trucks across the border?

    Nor were the authorities done yet.

    Gasoline was so cheap, they said, that it was being adulterated.  When substituted for kerosene in hurricane lamps and stoves, the adulterated mixture caused horrific explosions that maimed and sometimes killed entire families.

    Why not make kerosene cheaper than gasoline, then?  In any case, why would anyone adulterate a product that was already obscenely cheap?  Whoever heard of adulterated zinc?

    Then they tried to sugar the pill.

    From the funds to be realised by abolishing the subsidy, the existence of which was never proven, new oil refineries would be built not merely to satisfy growing domestic consumption but also for export, to generate foreign exchange.  Those long, snaking lines at filling stations would be things           of the past.

    They conjured up in galactic figures the revenues that would accrue to the Exchequer from abolishing the subsidy.  They set up committees to manage the expected cash inflow and to ensure it was put to the most judicious use.  They came up with palliatives to cushion the average consumer from the comprehensive price increases that would follow.

    In less than two years, the “mass transit” buses charging subsidised fares vanished from the roads. A striking project here, a thriving scheme there, but much of the money went the way of other state interventions, SURE-P being the latest example, to satisfy the awoof proclivities of political officials high and low, and their confederates.

    The one thing that never got built is a new refinery.

    When the refineries produce at all, their output is shipped several hundred miles from the loading platform and returned as imported fuel, to reap windfall profits in “subsidy” reimbursement for an untouchable criminal syndicate.

    It must stop, this syndicated fraud that has inflicted great pain and misery on the many while enriching the few.

    Your move, President Muhammadu Buhari.

    The foregoing was published on this page four years ago, on December 4, 2018.

    To his credit, Buhari has since unbundled the NNPC and turned it into an ordinary corporate body.  But the effect may be just as beneficial to the larger society as the unbundling of the National Electric Power Authority (NEPA), amounting thus far to little more than a distinction without a difference.

    The authorities “discovered” a parallel oil petroleum industry that has been operating in the shadows of the NNPC for decades with less sophistication but far greater profit to its stakeholders.

    They rediscovered the Alkaleri Oilfield in Bauchi, first discovered in the1990s.

    A shadowy armed outfit of the Federal Government has been warning suppliers in sepulchral tones  to flood the market with oil or face unspecified consequences.

    That is new and unsettling

  • Facing 2023

    Facing 2023

    By Olatunji Dare

    By the time Bashorun Moshood Abiola clinched the Social Democratic Party’s ticket for the June 12, 1993 Presidential election and named a fellow Muslim, Babagana Kingibe, as his running mate, he was already widely perceived as the front runner.

    Because of the duplicitous nature of military president, Ibrahim Babangida’s political transition programme, its labyrinthine twists, and turns, few could vouch that it would run its advertised course. Babangida reserved unto himself and the bureaucracy he had staffed with his proxies the power to ban or disqualify any candidate before, during, and after the scheduled elections.

    That power could not be challenged at law.

    Hundreds of aspirants to elected office were banned, unbanned, and re-banned without rhyme or reason.  You could be banned without even knowing it.  An official circular helpfully advised any aspirant unsure of his or her status to clear with the election authorities.

    Few could vouch that a programme so fraught would run its course and culminate in the democratic election of a president.  And there was no shortage of rumours calculated to raise doubts about an aspirant’s good faith and thus give Babangida reasons for disqualifying the person.

    Not that he needed help. But in moments of vacillation, damaging reports, whether founded or contrived, could bring down the axe on a candidate’s head – or the election machinery itself.

    Such rumours swirled around the presidential candidates. It was bruited that Bashir Tofa, of the National Republican Convention, had dodged the National Youth Service Corps and stood to be disqualified on that ground if he won the race.  They said his candidacy was allowed to stand for that very reason. He would have no ground to contest his defenestration even if the law allowed a challenge, which it did not. He was no fighter anyway.

    By far the most damaging reports entered on Abiola. One had it that, if he won, he would retire from the armed forces all officers above the rank of colonel. Having planted that rumour, they left the basic human and organizational instinct for self-preservation to finish the job.

    Another rumour had it that, if he won, Abiola would relocate the federal capital back to Lagos from Abuja, severely devaluing the material, social and cultural assets that millions of individuals from all over Nigeria had invested in it and driving them back to the congestion and tumult of Lagos.

    It made no difference to the purveyors of the fib nor those who embraced it that the location of the federal capital was a constitutional matter.  You could not move it — or the headquarters of a Local Government Area for that matter –to another location without amending the constitution, a process that requires the approval of two-thirds of the members of the National Assembly, plus the approval of 24 state assemblies and the Federal Capital Territory.

    To mobilize that level of support behind even the most compelling objective would be difficult indeed.  No elected government would invest its hard-won mandate in such a harebrained scheme. The proposal would have died on the threshold.  Indeed, it would be political suicide for any political party to canvass that goal in its portfolio to start with.

    In our dispensation, such a change can be wrought only by military decree.  But Babangida’s rule seems to have conditioned not a few Nigerians to believe and accept that a president can do just about anything.

    And so, today, nearly 30 years later, the same rumour is being peddled assiduously, and not just by fringe elements.  The APC presidential candidate, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, they are saying, has committed himself and his party to moving the federal capital back to his familiar haunts in Lagos as soon as he takes office.

    Expect such unfounded rumours to proliferate.  They are the stuff of propaganda, disinformation and misinformation, driven by the misnamed social media.  And the more they proliferate, the more they are likely to undermine confidence in the processes leading to the General Elections.

    That, it is being said, is precisely the intention of the authors of such dark rumors and their field operatives.

    In 1993, it required a huge leap of faith to believe that the presidential election, the final act of the transition programme, would be held.  It held against all odds. But Arthur Nzeribe, the arms merchant and political wheeler-dealer, Clement Apamgbo, the cardsharper who served as Babangida’s Federal Attorney-General and Minister of Justice, and a retinue of kept judges in Abuja, conspired to abort the entire scheme.

    Searching for clarity, I met the  Secretary for Information, Comrade Uche Chekwumerije one week before the poll in my capacity as editorial page editor and chair of the Editorial Board of  The Guardian,  and as a person whom he held in considerable esteem.

    I asked him directly:  Would the presidential election hold?

    He said that he did not think it would.  He promised to get back to me later in the week with a definitive answer.  He never did.  He was caught up in the annulment tide that overran Abuja and other collaborating centres, and morphed seamlessly into a strident propagandist for the cause.

    As Abuja was finessing its plot to scuttle the poll, the United States  Government weighed in, saying in effect that postponement of the election would not make for good bilateral relations.

    The election was held, in a manner that won praise from accredited domestic and international observers.  At that point, the skeptics, among whom I counted myself, rejoiced.  The final act of the transition had been concluded.  Certified results indicated that Abiola and the SDP had pulled off a staggering victory, the kind that Nigeria had not seen before and would probably never witness again.

    They annulled the election and turned one of the shiniest moments in the nation’s troubled history into a nightmare that haunts and rankles even today.

    I cannot confidently assert that 2023 will be a reprise of 1993, but some parallels are worth noting.

    I have already mentioned the rumours circulating that if Tinubu won and was allowed to become president, he would relocate the federal capital back to Lagos.  As it was in 1993 with Abiola, so it is with Tinubu in 2022.

    Now, as in the final stages of Babangida’s transition, spirited moves are reportedly underway to remove or replace key officials at INEC so as to secure, it is being said, some particular election outcomes.

    The willful destruction of INEC offices should not be dismissed as incidental.  They should be  seen as intimations of a larger plot to paralyze the election infrastructure, thereby subverting the capacity of the nation to hold credible elections.

    Elections have consequences, as ongoing developments in Osun State have shown, even without the new executive governor Ademola Adeleke apostrophizing them with the trademark choreography that freaks you out just watching him do his thing.

    If anything is certain, it is that the General Election will produce changes that will upend many calculations and presuppositions and generally shake up the way of doing political business in Nigeria.  A great many of our influential compatriots and those who look up to them do not like that prospect and will stop at nothing to block its eventuation.

    The widening gyre of syndicated and freelance banditry, kidnapping, assassination and general insecurity that the authorities have not been able to contain will be advanced as compelling reasons for ditching the elections.

    Not everyone entertaining these fears, I can report, is a dupe of conspiracy theorists.

  • From Osahon Obahiagbon

    From Osahon Obahiagbon

    My Senior Brother:

    Your recent missive met me with a luxuriating sense of paroxysmal titillation and titivation after an understandable intermissionem.

    I must enter a confession post-haste, that the sui generis privilege of hearing from you once in a while, is always salubrious and Aristotelian cathartic and this should not be maniacally bewildering in the least to any soul personality that takes immutable cognition of the fact that the art of leaving in Nigeria de die in diem, can be at once a corrosive macadamization and a pestilential pestiferous business, permitting me that alliteration.

    This is all the more so even now that we are confronted with our periodic electioneering imperative which is a hallmark of bourgeois democracy with its concomitant imperfections of throwing up all sorts of political harlequins, reducing serious issues of statecraft to a political commedia dell’arte.

    You can see SIR, why your excogitations in your seminal and cerebral missive came again at the right time for its analgesic and anodyne effects on my encephalitic ceramics.

    Nigeria’s soporific, supine, and democratically pusillanimous political parties have thrown up different presidential contenders from the sublime to the ridiculous. It’s my considered view that whereas we have three presidential candidates in contention (Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, Atiku Abubakar and Peter Obi), we have just the APC and PDP as the two political parties in serious contention for the presidential trophy.

    The OBISTIC OBIEISM which has been referred to as the obedient movement is for me a welcome development to the extent that it has become an emblematisation and a political egregore, coalescing the rejection by the Nigerian youths, especially of the politics of prebendalism, mercantilism, and octopoidal soulless capitalism that has been our miserable          lot for a period of the aeon.

    But whereas I do understand and dialectically situate its historical and sociological fons et origo, it is my humble submission that Peter Obi himself has been a prominent item in everything that has been fundamentally erroneous with Nigeria.

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    Was he not the vice presidential candidate to Atiku Abubakar not too long ago and did he not contest for the presidential ticket of PDP of which he was a prominent member until he recently migrated to the Labour Party?

    So, for me, the fallacious and hogwash peregrination of habilimenting him with a messianic halo is Tweedledee and Tweedledum. I also hold the opinion that the Labour Party is still too nationally inchoate to compete with the two major political parties.

    For me, therefore, OBISTIC OBIEISM as a political tendency within the current presidential matrix is a political effervescence. My objurgations notwithstanding, his simplicity finds congruence with my palate.

    Am sure you have heard Sir that the presidential ambition of Atiku Abubakar which was insensitive to the centrifugal proclivities of Nigeria has torn the PDP apart and their centre can no longer hold. You must have been regaled like most of us with the regular vitriolic verbal acerbity, asperity, causticity, pugilism, and acidic remonstrations from Governor Wike who speaks for the G5 Governors and his group against Atiku Abubakar and his torn, shattered, tattered and battered political party.

    I think the goddess of Nemesis is at play here against the background of what Atiku Abubakar himself did to former President Jonathan. I have since discharged and acquitted Governor Wike of being a “mandibular walkabout”, given the fact that his indignation is righteous in my opinion.

    The verbal diarrhoea of Iyorcha Ayu has not helped matters for the PDP. Most people hold the view that Atiku Abubakar has become inordinately ambitious to the extent of not only violating the provisions of the PDP constitution as it relates to the rotation principle on the presidency but would even go to the unscrupulous and unconscionable extent of urging northerners not to vote for an Igbo or Yoruba person as president of Nigeria.

    That leaves us with Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu of the APC.  Given the way the APC has been able to delicately and gingerly manage its post-presidential primaries with all the governors of the party rooting solidly behind him, it’s my opinion that, ceteris paribus, history beckons on Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu to become the next President of Nigeria.

    Do I think he would perform if he is so favoured by the Great Geometrician of the Universe? Given his track records in Lagos State with his knack for harnessing men and women of grey matter with robust cultivation of the regime of the mental magnitude, I hold the opinion that he has the capacity to lift Nigeria from the bootstraps of its current political quagmire and economic phantasmagoria.

    Just like you Sir, I was a visceral admirer of the mental exertions, intellectual lucubrations and philosophical depth of the transited Emmanuel Obahiagbon but the bonds of consanguinity were not an agglutinant. Am excited to hear that your intellectual paths did merge. Thanks for your panegyrics on him. He was indeed an illumined mind. Don’t also know if during that period you encountered other cerebral Edo minds like Iro Eweka and the now transited Reverend Father Uwaifo?

    This reply from my humble piazza will not be brought to a terminus ad quem without thanking you profoundly and profusely for finding me worthy of your time once in a while to share your thoughts with. I have really asked myself what qualifies an intellectual Lilliputian like me to enjoy this regular exchange with a mentor’s mentor and an intellectual colossus that you personify.

    Thanks for the privilege and honour, SIR.

    Osahon Obahiagbon.

    There you have it, the epistle according to Himself the Master of Hyperpolysesquipedalianism, and proud legatee of the Igodomigodo.

    I told you he never disappoints.

  • To Osahon Obahiagbon

    To Osahon Obahiagbon

    My dear Osahon:

    This missive has been so long in coming that I must hasten to assure you that “out of sight” has not been “out of mind.”

    I trust you and yours have fared tolerably well, all things considered.

    Compliments of the season.

    The querulous whom we shall unfortunately always have among us, I dare say, will probably rejoin even before I can expatiate:  What season?

    And they would be justified because we are enmeshed, all at once and ineluctably, in overlapping and interlocking seasons.

    The season that comes immediately to mind is what people back home call Yuletide, the period leading to Christmas.  Two of every three phone calls, emails, or text messages I get these days relate to that season.  They come from persons I have not heard from in a long while, and from whom I will hear nothing again until it comes around again.

    Their messages drip with pious supplications on my behalf to the Almighty and to our forebears for a healthy and happy ending to the season, and a healthier, happier, and most prosperous entry to, and habitation in, the succeeding season.

    Here, they call this “the holiday season.”   They do so in keeping with what has come to be called the “cancel culture,” but you rarely find the term applied in that manner.  Rather, it is those who insist that nothing was benevolent about slavery and that racism is alive and very well in America that are charged with fostering a cancel culture and heartily denounced.

    They call this the holiday season for good reason.  The days are shorter and the nights longer. Life’s rhythm slows down to a languid pace, allowing for time to recharge and recalibrate for the new year.

    The preferred term “Happy holidays” has in addition the great merit of being politically and culturally neutral, covering as it does all the festivals and festivities of this time of year.

    This has also been a season of flooding, hardship, and general misery in Nigeria on a wider and more intense scale than in recent memory, a season of loss and displacement.

    But this is above all the political season, perhaps the longest such period in Nigeria, enveloping the other periods I have identified.  It is often called the silly season because no policy, no programme, and no prospectus is so silly or half-baked that you will not find some articulate persons canvassing, promoting, or defending it earnestly.

    Yet, that miasma is the stuff of realpolitik.  In my view, the term “silly season” smacks of condescension toward politics and politicians.  It deserves to be retired.

    The political season, as you will have apprehended, Osahon, is the subject of this missive, the first I am addressing to your good self this year, I believe,

    I have been observing proceedings from a distance and trying to make some sense of the confusing and confounding signals I have been getting from all manner of sources, each claiming to be reliable and authentic.  To keep me in my place, they remind me at every turn that they are “on ground.”  I hear them.

    If they think they can muscle me out of the discourse on our country’s future by such tawdry tactics, I must tell them here and now that they are labouring under a grave misapprehension. For, unknown to them,   I have in my corner a person who can decipher the political tea leaves far more perceptively and accurately than just about any diviner of that esoteric art, and more unerringly than any psephologist employing the most arcane cybernetic tools ever devised.

    Need I reveal that the person is none other than your good self, Osahon?

    For you are “on ground” in practically every aspect of the game as insider, theorist, adviser, guide, strategist, past master, archivist, griot, savant, proselytizer, philosopher, and lexicographer. As always, I will be drawing again on your vast expertise for elucidation and illumination.

    I have been asked time and again:  What is this particular general election about, other than its being required every four years by the country’s basic law? What are the issues at stake?  Even if the poll meets the highest standards, what will it prove, and what will it settle?

    I wish I could answer those questions with confidence.

    I have heard it said again and again that there are so many issues awaiting resolution that staging  a general election before tackling them will amount to an exercise in futility and that, in whatever case, the present shape and structure of Nigeria cannot make for a satisfactory outcome.

    How, for example, do you continue to run a federation with the instrumentalities of a centrally- administered system?  How do you organize the political units to make them responsive to the yearnings of the people for affirmation and fulfilment?

    How do you proceed when the very institutions and political officials claiming the power and the mandate to tackle such issues have constituted themselves into entrenched obstacles to the quest?

    A six-zone federal structure proposed by Dr Alex Ekwueme, vice president in the Second Republic, has been embraced in some quarters as one of the ways of re-shaping the federation.  But it is in my view a soulless arrangement, rooted more in crude geography than in sociology and culture.

    So tenuous is its hold on the public consciousness that, more than 30 years after it entered the discourse on Nigeria’s future, you are unlikely to find many Nigerians at home or abroad calling         themselves indigenes of Ekwueme’s zones.

    The scheme merely collapsed the extant states into six smaller but by no means more coherent and more manageable entities.  One of them, the so-called South-South Zone, betrays in its name the haste in which the scheme was incubated.  It was as if they ran out of points on the compass.

    These and other pressing issues cannot realistically be addressed before the general election.  But the general election is already shaping up as a civil war by another name.   Can they be addressed after the general election, when the smoke will have cleared?  Will the new people who have invested fortunes in the race yield the turf to a different crop of reapers?

    You will recall that, in military president Ibrahim Babangida’s duplicitous preface to the still-born Third Republic, there was great official expectation that the transition would spawn a new breed of political actors that would take over the game and lead Nigeria, finally and irrevocably, to its historic destiny.

    Do you see in the Labour Party’s presidential candidate Peter Obi and his Obidients the fresh face of Newbreedism?  And can Afenifere’s endorsement of Obi, per Chief Ayo Adebanjo, be construed as a manifestation, at long last, of the “handshake across the Niger” that former Biafran leader Emeka Odumegwu Ojukwu once regarded as the golden key to Nigeria’s future?

    Permit me to conclude this missive on a personal note, Osahon.   Are you by any chance related to Emmanuel Obahiagbon, one of the leading intellectual lights in the former Bendel State in the 1970s and probably well beyond? His 1974 lecture at the NYSC Orientation at Auchi Polytechnic clings in my memory to this day, both for its content and delivery.

    Later, as a producer with Radio Nigeria, Benin City, I would invite him once in a while to feature as a discussant or moderator on my show.  He never disappointed.  He was a man of enormous learning –an alumnus of the London School of Economics, I believe – and charming elocution to boot, though possessing nothing like your sesquipedalian dexterity.

    Still, I suspect some consanguinity there!  Small world indeed, if my hunch is right, and goes to confirm what has been said of the apple.

    He wore his learning lightly and was content to introduce himself simply and disarmingly as a cabinet maker, not as proprietor of one of the leading furniture manufacturing shops around.

    That would be all, Osahon, until I hear from you,

    Best, always.