Category: Tony Marinho

  • Election lessons: Constitutional amendments

    Elections, with some serious crimes of ballot snatching and burning, terrorizing voters, have passed. Sadly, several have died during the exercise-a mere election. Those who sent the criminals are alive with their own children. No answers for the dead or their mourning families?

    Where are the voters?  Over 60% of 87-93m registered voters were nowhere at the elections.

    A party protested that Governor Seyi Makinde had been ‘bribing’ the citizenry by paying the backlog and current salaries and pensions. Governor Makinde who said correctly that he was doing his duty as governor to his employees and his elders. A party or persons not paying salaries and pensions are committing a crime and should not stand or should lose elections. Citizens’ welfare is first and foremost because with no salaries and pensions, the family, the bedrock of the state, and its hierarchy are destroyed, children rise against and ridicule parents and guardians, the extended family fabric is torn and the state disintegrates from within.

    Seyi Makinde has won re-election in a state where citizens do not grant second term easily. He reached across to other parties in neighbouring states to achieve interstate cohesive development – an almost unheard-of progressive strategy in the past and the recommended way forward. Congratulations to Governor Makinde who will continue to shine through concrete achievements because he, with the G5 governors, have experience crossing party lines fighting for North/South rotation and electing our president-elect. Expect great things from Seyi Makinde through interparty collaboration and people-focused performance. Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu also won re-election in Lagos and Governor Dapo Abiodun in Ogun. Congratulations. More great things ahead??

    A warning: The electorate must stay involved. Politicians are our employees. We need a ‘NO STANDING LAW’ demanding we sit when they enter and leave a room except for the president. 

    The president signed into law 16 constitutional amendments. Too little too late at the end-of-term-LastMinute.Com?’ But any devolution of financial and development power is progress needing incoming government expansion. Is there a president’s strategy, including the cashless election and non-interference in elections process in expectation of Mo Ibrahim Good Governance Prize of $5m? Will any decisions require budgetary allocation changes in the supervisory federal ministries? And a revenue allocation formula change.

    Hurray, among the most widely significant constitutional amendments were the removal of electricity, railways and correctional services from the exclusive list, sadly, the jealously guarded federal government preserve. It has cost Nigerian development years of backwardness. These items were inserted into the Concurrent List meaning now shared with states and local governments. The journey has been long and tremendous kudos have to be given to all those Nigerians, both federal and states, civil servants, political office holders and social activists who have contributed to the struggle against the ‘Exclusive List Lovers’ objections.    

    The impact on the psychology of most Nigerians will be very positive as most believe that the federal government is overbearing, underserving and incompetent precipitating  a massively and unapologetically ‘failure to deliver’ to a country requiring at least 100,000Mw power.  The country is affected by the cost of alternative energy sources especially petrol and diesel generators and the noise and environmental pollution effects caused.  Every family is affected by repeated power failure suffering educational, health, food, business and social losses and financial costs of incalculable magnitude.

    Every state governor leads a state population larger than 20 or more other countries each of which proves uninterrupted power. Our governors are equivalent to heads of state in their states and responsible for citizens’ basic needs especially 24/7 power supply. Now that this is a shared responsibility perhaps results of 100,000Mw power supply will be achievable in our lifetime? However, there is the recent federal Siemens Masterplan to be accelerated and upscaling renewable energy especially maximizing solar energy use and the quagmire Mambilla Hydroelectric problem needing liberation.

     But above all, we need honest governors who introduce executable plans and projects within their tenure to avoid the evil ‘Abandoned Project Syndrome’ in their states, the bane of development in Nigeria.

    Railway development has suffered and created year-round traffic jams kilometres long while the railway systems rotted. They are now beginning to be upgraded and becoming useful to the citizenry. The strangulating federal government grip has finally been lifted with transfer of powers for intrastate railways to states, though interstate rail appears to remain on federal exclusive list. Half bread is better than none.

    Prison is also changed to Correctional Services and also moved to the concurrent list allowing states to have their own state prisoners and confinement structures. Of course, this will be abused by politicians and those with connections, but it is necessary and long overdue. This is presumably a prelude to the much-awaited State Police Law being enacted early in the life of the next government.

    We are seeing a form of piecemeal devolution of power to the states to reverse the damage to democracy inflicted by the military since 1966. How long will the whole devolution process take? Forever?

    President Buhari and the outgoing National Assembly can take the belated ‘glory’ for kick-starting this devolution of power and reduction in the exclusive list, so debilitating to Nigeria’s development and for not kicking the ball down the road into the next government.

    The constitutional amendments law now makes it compulsory to name ministers and commissioners within 60 days to counter the sometimes one year plus delays by some governments.

  • Cashless Policy- A ‘Cash Famine’ in Nigeria?  

    Cashless Policy- A ‘Cash Famine’ in Nigeria?  

    Remember INEC is mostly faithful, loyal and honest but can improve.  However, it was not INEC but politicians and parties who are unfaithful, disloyal and dishonest by hacking INEC’s server 200 times, and using various thugs, violent and vicious voter inflation/reduction tactics, even election day murder.

    Let the 60 million registered voters who did not vote please vote in the governorship election. An unfaithful, disloyal and dishonest governor will not pay salaries and pensions and will ruin lives. Vote wisely on March 18.

     Across Nigeria are hugely deleterious effects of the too long drawn-out ‘FG/CBN Cashless-/Naira Redesign Policy’ war with its ‘return of old naira’ deadline as a cash reduction strategy. Is it a good policy gone wrong? Supposedly it was a brief war but is now causing chronic cashlessness.

    The philosophy is rumoured to have included strategies to achieve reduction in availability and value of cash available to, firstly, politicians to influence elections and secondly, criminals, especially the N100m cash kidnappers. The effect on the main shareholders – the citizens and vast majority were grossly underestimated. This was apparently to be achieved by wiping out the value of any suspected secret cash saved for election manipulation and by criminals and kidnappers and preventing the funds entering the banking system, thus rendering such money zero value. The strategy apparently also included the reduction of the new notes cash available from banks to all politicians and criminals and citizens alike.

    The other goals apparently included forcing many millions more citizens to begin to use the underequipped banking system. Not everyone with money is a thief as they become their own banks. Also, large areas of Nigeria suffer from no banking services or Nigeria operates huge ‘daily paid’ network systems. Even those with internet banking suffered from poor facilities due to migrating (japaed) Nigerian IT professionals.

    The tragedy of errors included a criminal underassessment of the huge non-banked good-citizen-honest-cash-business component nationwide which is actually probably 90-95% of funds use in Nigeria. This means that to ‘reform politics and some citizen corruption’ affecting 1-5-10% or less of daily funds, the decision was made to severely restrict 100% of citizenry’s accounts/funds access. This was to be achieved by [? illegally] severely restricting citizen’s access to their own personal and corporate cash needs in legally earned and legally deposited, punishing the citizenry for the sins of the few -the political class.  This is destroying the house while trying to kill a snake.  

    This has been a cash-abuse war and financial war and all citizens are the victims, the cannon-fodder, traumatized. Some say politicians do not have the billions and anyway they have always bought some electorate through vote-buying. So what? A despicable but apparently un-eradicable stain on our election strategies. Some say they, politicians, have already converted naira to dollars and only change to naira pre-election and are immune to any cash policy antics and as kidnappers will now demand dollars, so why bother?

    Politicians holding dollars may be why the naira is so weak and why over years CBN measures fail to prop up the naira especially on the black market.

    Reasons and rational thinking however become insignificant when the results are revealed. A good plan can be spoilt by circumstance. A bad plan can become a disaster by circumstance. The citizens are punished for the sins of politicians by a strategy which totally underestimated the national banking, cash flow and political structure.

    The effort has worsened into ‘Cash Deprivation’ in a ‘Tragedy of Economic and Political Errors’ negatively affecting almost all Nigerians. These errors are economic and political. Initially the not-so-bright idea of limitation of over-the-counter cash in a ‘Daily Cash-Limitation Of N20,000 New Notes’ quickly deteriorated, due to poor funding including hoarding, favouritism, under-distribution and unavailability of new notes which turned into ‘No New Cash Of Any Kind Anywhere’. Even new money which reached the citizens was mopped up in exchange for transfers with no money returning to banks. The CBN had not calculated in a wide enough window of excess funds to compensate for cunningness of the desperate in need of finance be they in politics, business or criminality. Desperate appeals to government finally reintroduced old notes of almost wastepaper quality to fill the gap from a surprising absence of new notes.

    The Supreme Court has confirmed the validity of old notes to Dec 31. Will the order be obeyed in word only or in word and deed? Is it too little too late? Some banks are paying out but refuse to accept old notes.  The new notes are nowhere. Did politicians and the wealthy really commandeer most of them on day one? Hunger and signs of starvation abound. Only citizen resilience has saved us from a complete national shut down following the shutdown of cash in an economy used to petty cash daily.   Today petty cash is not petty.

    It is certain that the policy, even if noble and anti-corruption when conceived on paper, in practice is a financial disaster, damaging personal, family, business and the national economy in current  implementation – a tragedy -a ‘Tragic Cashless/Naira Redesign Policy’. The terrible effect is visibly in every pocket and stomach- all empty. It was predicted that we would have a near famine due to farmland violence.  Instead of famine we have a totally CBN-made ‘Cash Famine’ with ‘Food But No Cash’ everywhere. This has deteriorated into a war without weapons. But then cash is a real weapon of war!

  • Restrain reckless rhetoric: Beware; mixed-ethnicity children listening!

    Asiwaju Bola Tinubu of the APC has been declared by INEC as the winner of the Presidential Election 2023. Congratulations. 

    Some parties are going to court over the results as is their right. As an army of lawyers gear up, we should expect the usual jumbo-legal payouts. Is it time that a different group of lawyers attempt to sanitise the process in the pre-election period? Fear of an instant lawsuit for slander or libel could reduce lies flying about adversaries. This calls for “pre-election lawsuits” for serious deceptive information dissemination. Such information included confusing fake news like a ‘candidate has stepped down’.

    Hopefully the absent 60million voters in the February 25 election out of the 93 million registered voters will present themselves on March 11 if they can overcome the terrible orchestrated cashless-ness, the threat of criminal violence and any criminal disenfranchisement strategies by the political parties concerned and any colluding INEC officials. Or are the 60million voters fake?

    As we wait for the election of March 11, it is worth addressing an issue that has raised its ugly head. It is the RECKLESS RHETORIC of the current ongoing pre-election campaign. Political rhetoric is nothing new in a politics where the destruction of the reputation of the opponent with lies and mistruths is the norm and acceptable usual practice. Why? Nobody knows.   However where do we draw the line? When is RECKLESS RHETORIC dangerous, inciting, capable of causing a threat to life and property?

    It is so when you see that you cannot repeat to anyone what has been said by the individual for fear that there will be a temper rise and even incitement to violence.   

    A new dimension in RECKLESS RHETORIC is the open attack targeting ethnic lines, out of all proportion to the subject matter- merely electing a politician. The words and phrases that have been freely used would frighten any child with two different ethnic parents into asking the often happily married parents from two different ethnic groups what is going on and where do they stand on the statements made. There are tens of thousands of children of mixed ethnic parentage watching the social media exploding with virulent uncomplimentary and disgusting comments about one or other of the ethnic groups’ blood running in their veins. In Nigeria mostly the father is the ethnic lineage followed by the children in marriage unions between two ethnic groups. This is not detrimental in any way to the revered position of the ethnic group of the wife. The children do not, and should not, feel inferior in either ethnic group’s company.

    Listening to the RECKLESS RHETORIC is also alarming to adults and citizens of the concerned states. We did not know that so many citizens were held in such low esteem by a large number of fellow Nigerians of different ethnic persuasions. One would have thought that even if some other groups thought so low of others, they would not actually say it. And of course, to every action there is a reaction, but often much more than equal and opposite and so the replies to the RECKLESS RHETORIC have been equally vitriolic and filled with worse RECKLESS RHETORIC.

    Certainly, we each have a right, indeed a duty to expound and advertise the abilities and qualities of our candidates but why ethnicize the election, especially in a Nigeria with a much higher proportion of mixed inter-ethnic marriages than ever before. They have produced children who are adults in their own right also with children in many cases. How do they, who have never had to question their parents for marrying each other, answer the question of their own children when confronted with the avalanche of negative social media messages, emphasizing ethnic divides which most people would never have brought up in order for peace to reign.

    We have at various times all had to swallow our ethnic pride for the progress of the society in peace and harmony. Of course, we each belong to one and increasingly more than one of the 350+ ethnic groups. So, many Nigerians are of mixed ethnic groups having married across ethnic lines and this is not always easy to discern. Nowadays, Nigeria is old enough for people to be mixed not once but twice i.e. in the parents and then in the mixed children’s own marriages. So, they can claim several ethnic groups. How are they to react to the denigration of even one of the four groups, parents and grandparents in their DNA?

    What we need are good political campaigners and politicians who see far beyond ethnic jingoism and RECKLESS RHETORIC and instead, promote the values and vision of their political principles through all-inclusive political messaging. There can be no room in 2023 politics for irresponsible and needless and uncalled for vociferous denigration of other ethnic groups who have been more than generous with extending their hand of fellowship only to be insulted for their accommodating actions.

    RECKLESS RHETORIC has been obviously counterproductive to the psychological wellbeing of many on all sides of the political divide. It remains to be seen how this will affect the poll come March 11. Nigeria is in desperate need of the best men and women to win. Nigeria and all states need to recover quickly from its drawbacks and sprint ahead in the coming years to take their correct places in the community of nations.                

  • INEC performance; President: act presidentially

    INEC performance; President: act presidentially

    All hail genuine social media electoral malpractice videos! Get ready for ‘Election 2023 Malpractice Video Awards’.

    Is this country completely fraudulent? We invited the world to our ‘Election Show2023’ sadly rapidly deteriorating into a ‘Show2023 of Shame’. Why must we always turn gold to grit/dirt, and spoil opportunity with acts of impunity? We must control and contain election corruption and violence.

    Opportunities to showcase become a disgrace in front of African and other worldwide foreign observers including elderly past heads of foreign states. Have we no shame? Starting with the number of people. Where are the people, the registered voters? We boasted worldwide 93million+ registered voters. Will we have up to 30m voters? Will the number just be thumb-printed up to 90m??? Seven million registered voters in Lagos of whom less than 1.2m voted. Ditto nationwide. Let us assume several million voters were disenfranchised by intimidation, cashlessness, petrol-lessness, violence and INEC shortcomings and deliberate failures. Where are the other voters? Were they too far from their voter booths? Roughly only a quarter voted nationwide. Did the rest disenfranchise themselves by registering in their workplace or tertiary institutions and not near their homes or did cashlessness, petrol-lessness hinder movement? Every vote counts.

    Are two-thirds of all Nigeria registered voters fictional, non-functional, intimidated, japa-ed, dead, or nonexistent voters? 

    INEC put itself in the firing line! Its members are mostly ordinary helpful Fellow Nigerians wrongly visited with violence, intimidation, and enticement by politicians and Fellow Nigerians. Some INEC officials and ad hoc staff were compromised and arrested? Is INEC disobeying its own RULE Book Electoral Act when it does not immediately upload to the INEC collation PORTAL? Did IT specialists japaism kill the portal? Is that to allow mathematical increase in unsubmitted results?

    The citizens’ verdicts are variable; some praise INEC and BVAS for reducing fraud, others identify INEC shortcomings like late, absent or inadequate voting material and polling photo-posters, failed or manipulated or deliberately destroyed BVAS and failing to ensure electronic uploading to INEC Results portal. Everything electronic can breakdown-with a little help from a bribed official.  

    Election violence is a terrorist attack by some politicians on Nigeria@2023. We must prosecute those arrested. Which party politicians considered, conceived and delivered violence@2023? The National Peace Committee peace accords were mostly abandoned. Rumour of a murdered NYSC official and Fellow Nigerians horrify families and honest Nigerians.

    Is Nigerian election violence inevitable? No. Election violence is GBH-Grievous Bodily Harm, Grievous Mental Harm, murderous and criminal and a DEMOCRACY DISASTER & DISGRACE. Remember who is to blame. INEC DOES NOT KILL, INJURE or TERRORISE. POLITICAL PARTIES DO. INEC does not vote-buy or vote-sell or rent thugs to disrupt INEC polls or gun down voters and INEC officials. Politicians do!

    INEC: Plenty of room for improvement.

    1: INEC’s LOGISTICS demands ‘INEC MUST KNOW THY BOOTH’ AND RECONNOITRE. INEC POLLING BOOTH PATHFINDER’ Designated drivers and boat pilots MUST VISIT THEIR DESIGNATED POLLING BOOTH DAYS PRE-ELECTION.

    2: THE VOTING BOOTH: This is insecure. One of the two voter points will always be within eye view of voters. Care must be taken to ensure privacy.

    3: INK. ONLY A LITTLE INK is needed so as not to stain through to the back of the paper which can be read by other voters.

    4: FOLDING PAPER: a] LENGTHWISE & b] TOP-TO-BOTTOM & c] COLOUR CODE THE BACK AS WELL AS FRONT OF BALLOT PAPER. The voting paper was recommended to be folded once lengthwise. The paper should be folded first LENGTHWISE & TOP-TO-BOTTOM folding it in half to make it less cumbersome and harder to spy.  At this point it is easier to open the corner of the ballot and see the colour code inside without revealing the voter thumbprint. Privacy 100%.

    Best solution:     INEC should consider PRINTING THE COLOUR CODE ALSO ON THE BACK OF BALLOT PAPER.

    5: PARTY LOGO QUALITY ON BALLOT PAPERS: THESE MUST BE EASILY VISIBLE, READABLE, INTERPRETABLE, AND IDENTIFIABLE.  The final draft of the ballot paper should be approved by all parties.

    6. CASHLESS PETROLLESS ELECTION? Success or failure? From the record, several financial figures have been flying around during this election. One man’s seized political $550,000 =N412,500,000? Another N30,000,000 IN new notes =150 visits to the ATM @ N20,000/VISIT.

    HOW DO POLITICIANS GET ELECTION MONEY? Cunningly politicians are mopping up all available business cashpoints like eateries, suya spots, nightclubs, traders, clinics, pharmacies, petrol stations [and ?brothels]. They collect the cash and transfer E-MONEY equivalent to the business account. This paralyses the banks needing this money daily to give out as cash the next day to Nigerians.    

    As we interrogate a new president, regardless of his ethnic cap, Igbo, Fulani or Yoruba, he will have a seemingly uphill task trying to ACT PRESIDENTIAL [aka bring joy to every one of our 350+ ethnic groups and politically inflated overestimated population of NIGERIA. Presidential service delivery is lacking in Nigeria.

     Will our politicians disrupt or allow us to leave this ‘OUR PERSECUTED LAND’ for ‘OUR PROMISED LAND’ or are they still too greedy to release us? A honest election 2023 is a prescription and direction to our promised land, the happy ‘I love Nigeria-Nigeria loves me back’ country-to-nation transformation working without bribery and corruption where passports take two weeks.  Salaries, pensions, roads, railways, river transport routes, bridges in new directions, school running costs, scholarships, bursaries, vehicle allowances, medical care, education, naira value/ black market are Demands of 2023-Democracy.

    New President, Act Presidentially!   

  • Vote with analysis not anger

    This government must renew its efforts to release all the kidnap victims before the end of its tenure. Leah Sharibu has been kidnapped for a tragically long five years now with thousands kidnapped since then and just last week, a fresh batch of kidnap victims for which the kidnappers are boastfully demanding ‘new notes’, a step that was recommended to them by journalists in the face of the now catastrophic naira redesign/currency swap. It is the responsibility of this outgoing government to wrap up each and every kidnap case and rescue each and every kidnap victim before it leaves office. While government is a continuum, no government should carry forward kidnapping to the next government.

    The Presidential Election is in three days’ time. Are you ready?  There is a lot of suffering going on currently with the cash crisis destabilising every person in Nigeria and deliberately colliding with the election in timing for whatever reason, and many reasons have been given.

    Each member of the electorate must individually come to terms with the important fact that a president is not voted in for a day or because of a cash crisis. The election day will pass. The disastrous and deadly cash crisis will pass regardless of its origins – be they incompetence, political or economic or both, corruption or anti-corruption strategy. Though traumatic in the extreme to each of the 160million + Nigerians with empty pockets today, the cash crisis will definitely soon be over one way or another. Sadly those who are damaged have been forced to make huge sacrifices and several citizens have died and were forced to make the supreme sacrifice during the election and struggling with the fallout of the cash crisis. Death is an absolutely unnecessarily sacrifice in this absolutely artificial cash crisis. For comparison the Syria/ Turkey earthquake and the South African flooding and the Cyclone Cheneso in Madagascar are natural disasters with largely unpreventable deaths.

    Our election and the cash crisis are producing deaths of Fellow Nigerians who should have been alive but for the mismanagement of the election run up and the devastating cash crisis.  When all has blown over, and even the Abacha era with all its terrors has blown over, though the dead have not risen, then we will be saddled with the president we would have voted for on Saturday February 25. Pray that whoever he is, he will be willing and able to carry Nigeria out of the hole that has been dug for it by its political and financial administrative class.   

    It had better be the president we voted for out of careful analysis and not out of crazed or blind anger assuming that our analysis produces who we individually think is the very best candidate to rescue Nigeria from what has been a long period of economic darkness.

    Will the Dangote Refinery work and if so why will it work when the others in the country have been epileptic and mostly offline? We understand that a refinery is being fixed again, by imported experts, probably to take care of certain interests after election. To give government fuel at special prices? Let us study it and see. My guess is that it will not break down.

    But let us wait and see. If it does not break down, it will show us our suffering was absolutely man-made and perhaps those who benefit from importing fuel may have had a remotely controlled or even a direct role in the disease and death of NNPC refineries. Should that be the case, imagine the cost to each Nigerian of that serial massive sabotage of the refinery industry. Even more important than that catastrophic sabotage will be the question of what next? Yes, what next after destroying the refining capacity of a country? The destroyers must be planning something really big after their total success with the refining capacity reduced to zero.

    Put yourself in their evil hands. What next? Will they go after the Dangote Refinery or leave it well alone and go after something refreshing different? I cannot think what and do not want to give them any ideas, so we shall have to wait and see. But watch out.   

    Remember the devil finds work for idle hands. All these hands, or is it one master mischievous Machiavellian hand, which has hung like a noose around Nigeria’s lifeline oil-to-petrol neck and sabotaged four refineries repeatedly by thought, word and deed for upwards of 30years.

     Then there are the suspected killers of the Nigerian family, killed and burnt in their home, their children taken away, one escaped and other was captured and he was killed by throwing him into the river, who have been arrested. Kudos to police. Wow! The gang leader was an employee demanding more money and a loan for an okada. When he did not get it, instead of leaving for greener pastures, he vengefully and mercilessly killed and set fire to them. Were they on drugs? Why have we descended into such a hole of totally insensitive homicidal maniacal actions, spreading more and more throughout the country? If our politics was honest, it would have helped. Now suddenly there may be terrorist near you and me, in your driver, domestic, roommate, family, and workplace. Morals have been wiped away or at best are a thin layer of seeming sanity over volatile, violent tendencies. 

  • Before Valentine’s; Monetary misery amidst cashless catastrophe

    Before Valentine’s; Monetary misery amidst cashless catastrophe

    Happy Valentine’s Day yesterday. Please watch Before Valentine’s. Amazing. You will totally enjoy it. Always watch what critics say is bad, because it is usually good, maybe not too intellectual but good! The Netflix film speaks to everyone without bias. Over-love, unrequited love, no love, sex vs love, young and old love, stepfamily love. It is situational, gushing with life-as-it-is and very, very “jistable”. The plot is amazingly innocent in the beginning but grows with Machiavellian devilishly genius and is divinely choreographed. Yes, the actresses are mostly beautiful and the boys are mostly handsome.

    Yes, the plot is typically haywire and unpredictable and misleading as in everybody’s life and in every expert plot. What a writer! What acting! Please watch first! Criticise later! Nigeria has little to enjoy now with cash, fuel, work, visa queues. Enjoy our Nollywood while you can. We should deliberately wear Niga designer clothes, Niga branded T shirts in Nollywood and Femi bags, not Gucci. Before you criticise, watch. I did. It has multiple messages.  

    Our journey has been fraught with CINS – Corruption, Incompetence, Negligence and Selfishness. And this in a country which was always in the past renowned for its hospitality and friendliness, we face a change in attitude to suspicion. These honourable traits have been lost through repeated assaults on our generosity of spirit. Each of us has been cheated, 419ed, been stolen from, been lied to, been disappointed, lost out in something of value like a job or a position in a queue to less scrupulous family members, friends, colleagues and individuals and strangers. The human condition, I suppose! Any perceived good thing here always manages to be contaminated or converted to dirt.

    Now we do not catch thieves of our corporate wealth until the theft is in the multiple 10-200billions of naira and dollars.

    Because the court process was slow, a bright legal spark introduced foreign plea bargaining and now criminals are complaining that old plea bargaining agreements are being broken. A plea bargain that leaves a public servant thief withholding billions of the citizens’ money should be re-examined. The thief should be taken on a tour of deprived Nigerians slums, public hospitals, outpatient queues, traffic jams, mortuaries, cemeteries, IDP camps, pension queues, police cells, underbridge living areas, drug dens and especially labour rooms in poorer public hospitals. Such a tour may extract the remaining billions. Why is a money crime treated like a political crime-petty crime? All such crimes cause disease, deprivation and death- directly or indirectly.

    We catch a murderer, blood everywhere, evil. We see the body. Prison, death row… Justice. We catch a mega-thief of say pension funds. He is a murderer of many pensioners and their dependents who die from lack of finance to buy drugs as and when due-mostly diabetes and hypertension. Their children and grandchildren suffer the extra burden of having to care for the aged, reducing their own income and quality of life and even reducing their children’s level of education and healthcare. No blood but a much higher murder toll than the murderer of one person. Only the doctor and other medical personnel see the deaths and the blood from inability to pay for operations, treatment and investigations.

    The mega-thief of road repair/ construction funds is a real mass murderer. We see the tens of thousands of potholes, unheard of in pre-independence times, the vehicle and pedestrian crashes, the blood, the victims bleeding out with no medical facilities worth the name nearby. Such thieves should spend time in orthopaedic hospitals witnessing the operations, the amputations the transfusions the crutches and wheelchairs and the mortuaries. Only then can you sit with such people to plea bargain and extract every naira with maximum interest. The bargain should never be about keeping a kobo of stolen loot. Every kobo must be extracted with the accumulated interest. The plea will be about how many lifetimes are worth N20 billion public money.

    Plea bargaining should not be in private but in public. By stealing this money, the individual has lost the right to a private plea bargain. We want a ‘PLEA BARGAIN OPEN COURT’. The unbelievable sums involved would corrupt a saint. Only a large number of citizens can collectively extract the sums stolen to help pay for the damage done.

    When such huge billion-naira amounts are recovered for specific needy places like the pension fund, for example, should the court not direct that the pensioners and the families of the dead pensioners deprived of this money be given the money in arrears urgently with apologies form government for failing in its watchdog responsibility over its own employees?                               

    Meanwhile Turkey and Syria face an earthquake, not man-made unless you factor in building non-quakeproof buildings on a fault line. It claimed 30,000 innocent lives. Nigeria’s problems are self-made. We undereducated our children and are surprised at their poor performance. When properly educated, we see what stars they become. We created the petrol, diesel, the japa and cash crisis. A cashless society demands preparations for hundreds of millions of transfers daily. But the collapse in naira value last year precipitated the ‘japa syndrome’ among specialists especially IT staff responsible for maintaining bank IT services.  Now we have ‘Monetary Misery Amidst Cashless Catastrophe’ caused by the printing of a tiny N400b 2023 notes to replace the N2.7tr deposited. The Cashless War was lost from the start. Poor planning. Period!  

  • Economic paradox: When is a naira not a naira N1=80k????

    Economic paradox: When is a naira not a naira N1=80k????

    Every day creates a new anti-citizen monster. There are several corruption related middleman/woman jobs non-existent elsewhere. Black market foreign currency fronts- sellers- from one anointed tribal group; touts everywhere -airport, government offices, parking and events. Blood bank syndicates. Naira sellers- mint pre-2023 notes, now 2023+ new notes. POS operators at point of need thought to be ‘sub-banks bankers’ but now extortionist and uncontrollably greedy charging 5-20%.

    RESULT: THE NAIRA NOW COSTS MORE THAN THE NAIRA – A terrifying Nigerian economic paradoxical equation for undergraduates.

    WHEN IS A NAIRA NOT A NAIRA? N1 =N1-20k = 80k. QED; No thanks to CBN’s weakness.

    It all started long ago and unchecked by CBN or the individual banking hierarchy which hoarded MINT and elevated it to a status above USED naira notes. Soon that status became monetised and the rest is sad history. The artificial scarcity of mint naira, created by CBN and Nigeria’s banking hall was a deliberate policy to create a new money stream- MINT MONEY, valued above USED money and was meant to greedily capitalise on the lust for MINT notes for social status activities like weddings, etc.

    Was this a CBN ENTREPRENEURSHIP ‘MINT’ PROGRAMME? In fact, banks have almost never dispensed MINT notes across the counter in Nigeria preferring the old dirty variety for bank halls and forcing needy customers to negotiate with the banks’ MINT AGENTS -Gold medal entrepreneurship par excellence- creating wealth out of thin air merely by creating a middleman or woman. Sometimes the bank reserved, as a paid-for favour or for an outright tip, mint notes for regular or high-flying customers and ‘generous friends’ who would receive the mint delivered away from the bank. The face value of the mint naira is always lower than the price paid for it be it in drink, lunch, Christmas present or bribe. That such activities are illegal is not in dispute, but it has gone unchallenged by CBN and is now standard bad banking culture. The customer always suffers loss.

     It will be important to tell the public the actual relative volume of mint pre-2023 old notes returned to CBN at the end of this exercise in misery money!

    We need an economist not a banker in the CBN. The banker has failed to even distribute the $3b new funds in a timely warlike manner through his course mates without stress to the economic life of over 150+ million citizens all of whom except infants have some naira in their pockets, purses, under their pillows and mattresses, hidden in forgotten places. DID FELLOW BANKERS FAIL THE FELLOW BANKER CBN GOVERNOR OR VISA VERSA?

    DID THE BANKING SYSTEM SABOTAGE CBN’S GOOD PLANS AND NIGERIA? The nationwide scenes of panic, despair, frustration are a disgrace to good governance but speak of actual hunger, kobolessness, starvation, anguish, danger of death and actual unimaginable wartime suffering and massive governance failure to provide naira AS AND WHEN DUE. Period. Governance is not just politics or a joke and but a heavy responsibility to ensure routine survival and happiness. Everyone has had an experience of an IDP camp in the last week.

    If the new money has been provided then where is it? If it is with politicians they must be told that the people’s need is more than their political greed. If politicians have cornered a lot of the money then retrieve it from them for immediate disbursement and arrest them and their bankers for economic sabotage causing unrest nationwide. Investigate the banks and force them to produce notes hidden in their vaults. Then prosecute them for defrauding and lying to the citizenry. Fining Nigerian banks is a silly double-edged sword as we the customers will wind up paying the fine through new creative ‘legal support’ bank charges on every account etc. Jail terms for fraudulent or conspiratorial banking officers will be better and cost the customers nothing. Do not fine banks unless CBN can guarantee that the fine will not be creatively passed to the customer to pay.  Money is meaningless to them.   

    Hopefully by the time you read this a lot of the citizens’ cashlessness would have been solved. CBN must identify the saboteurs to its policy and ensure they pay for this national economic sabotage. 

    Any plan we have is open to sabotage and not even by the usual suspects. Our own staff are often to blame and certainly the gods are not to blame. Our refineries stand out glaringly as examples of primary sabotage of the Nigerian Dream. Billions of naira and tens of hundreds of millions of dollars have been poured into them under the guise of serial TAM-Turn Around Maintenance, aka Turn Around Mugging of the Nigerian citizenry with the overall result of zero. Instead we maintain full complements of staff in their tens of thousands receiving full and generous emoluments and perks for zero income to the country. Can it be in their interest not to work? Have they lost the will? Or is it beyond them. Above their level? Or is it below their level with junior workers constantly tampering with and spoiling the job? Who benefits? The importers of finished petroleum products?

    When the Dangote Refinery, DR, comes on steam, what next? Will it work or be sabotaged? If it works, the good detective will ask why is the DR not sabotaged like others before it? A million-dollar question seeking an answer only time will expose.  

  • Nigeria’s top queues: Road, PVC, CBN crises, petrol

    Nigerians, accused of not queueing in the past and disciplined by WAI and its kobokos are now involuntarily queueing for their rights. Nigerians struggle with at least four queues. They are construction foul-ups like the Lagos end of the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, (LIE); Petrol- both vehicle and jerry can; PVC; CBN’s callously self-created new Naira currency crisis. Every single one of these queues is caused by one government failure or other-negligence and incompetence and poor planning and poor execution. Let us take them in order.

    The LIE queue: A serially criminal government failure to urgently provide the funds to initially maintain it motorable and then finish the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway with an extra lane. Remember our 30 years of problems would have been far less if the third lane approved by the Gowon regime had been included then. Instead, it was mysteriously stripped without reduction in cost. Today’s problems started with a leadership lack of a vision. Those with vision were shut down. It is the responsibility of our universities social and political research institutions and Nigerian Institute of Social and Economic Research (NISER) to calculate the costs of inaction on all the roads nationwide and tell us the findings.

    There is a huge cost to government negligence. Seeing 10-20 kilometres of stand-still traffic, five lanes deep, daily for years, screams negligence. Every time is more traumatic than the time before. No Nigerian becomes accustomed to preventable traffic queues. And all, with no apology. The cost of government failure to the Nigerian traveller and transporter is incalculable but must be calculated in the cumulative billions of go-slow hours and consequent x 4-6 times petrol, engine oil, wear and tear costs which increase our petrol consumption with no productivity. Remember that many transport operators have operated 1-2 trips rather than 2-3 per day, thus compounding the agony and fears of a cumulative billion road uses by users. Add to this a total misunderstanding of basic transport and civil engineering principles in the contract which allowed constructing of the access before the exit roads and you have created our huge traffic jam disaster. Engineering 1-0-1 says do the exit roads before the access road.

    The petrol AND the jerry can queue: Government is an ostrich hiding its head in the ground while exposing its butt to ridicule. Power shortage is endemic in Nigeria, paralysing health, education, business services. Almost every single business in Nigeria now runs on petrol generator now that diesel is so expensive. But apparently in a country with over 10 million generators running hospitals, clinics, homes and offices, government has a hospital & business killing law which says ‘NO SALE OF PETROL INTO LARGE 25LITRE JERRYCANS. Are we to drive the 5Kva generators in unfuelled cars to the petrol station? Modern cars do not allow syphoning of petrol from the tank once it is in there. This was to prevent theft of your petrol. Government should not allow its security services to stop petrol stations helping hospitals, schools and businesses to survive to pay the huge new energy bills.

    GOVERNMENT: The fuel and electricity problems are yours not ours. Allow petrol to be sold in jerry cans to legitimate citizens with generator-run businesses, hospitals and homes with immediate effect. Smugglers will always smuggle but hospitals and businesses will die.  Do not close stations or arrest petrol staff for solving your problem.

    THE PVC queues would never have existed in the first place if we had a year round registration and pickup or used our National Identity Number. Thank goodness very many are actually picking up their PVCs for the election on February 25 and March 11, IT REMAINS FOR THE PVC holder to use the card not for sale but to buy our future by making the right choice at the election a very personal decision. The PVC queue will soon transform into the longest Election Day Queues we have ever had. The longer the queues, the more difficult it will be to bribe, steal the people’s will. The people, given the freedom to voice their political opinion must express it with the future in mind.

    The new naira deadline has been extended as expected in spite of the posturing, as always happens in Nigeria.  The CBN governor put Nigerians in endless queues, needless time wasting, energy consuming, and money losing due to its late announcement of the extension till February 10. The announcement was annoyingly too late to be welcomed by the very distressed citizenry, panicking everywhere. Many banks illegally and arrogantly threatened a refusal to accept the legal tender one to four days before the CBN deadline of January 31. That must be a crime and it will be repeated definitely before February 10 if government does not fine such illegal deadline behaviour. The CBN typical of our institutions got everything wrong in logistics, spread and availability of sufficient new currency even if we factor banking hoarding, corruption up and down currency food chain.

    It is no use boasting that N2tr has been changed when so many honest Nigerians have no access to the new money and probably possess most of the N1tr+ still outstanding. Can CBN correct its unforced ‘CBN currency crisis’ errors and make currency exchange easier, with no cost  Nigeria-wide before February 10 and direct to CBN till 17 days before the election. Experts say the time is still too short quoting two years for the Queen-to-King change. But that change is cosmetic and not economic.

  • Rescue hostages now; Military success; $2b Lottery

    Rescue hostages now; Military success; $2b Lottery

    As we get closer to the election GOVERNMENT OWES US A DEBT; IT MUST RESCUE OUTSTANDING HOSTAGES: There are still too many hostages and it is up to this government to see to the release of all hostages, rich and poor, connected and unconnected, captured under its watch, a government security failure, even if it means dining with the devil in the short term. This must be accomplished by the February 25 election for the full credibility of the security side of the Buhari government to be restored.

    Government must not transfer hostages as liabilities to the new government. No one can bring back the 55-100,000 estimated murdered or remove the misery of families and five million in and out of IDP camps, but we can say it is over or as nearly over as possible only when government can achieve that release of the final hostage. It is the right of the families and the right of the kidnapped to freedom. Government must make every effort and be seen to get results in the next one month, not for cheap publicity, but because the government owes freedom to its citizens as their right.

    The renewed Armed Forces must be tasked with the release of ‘OUR FELLOW NIGERIAN HOSTAGES’ BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY AND WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT.

    Meanwhile, back at home our gallant armed forces seem to have attained the upper hand over the bulk of the Boko Haram and ISIS-West Africa. Even the besieged governors are finally smiling on TV confirming that the Armed Forces have the upper hand. Congratulations to all in the Armed Forces and thank you for your sacrifice and gallant service. Congratulations, congratulations to the government of the today for providing sufficient equipment including night vision goggles and drone support and motorcycles and air-support to fight such a well-equipped foe especially in the early days when our troops were disgracefully underequipped. Sadly, this lapse had to be pointed out by soldiers and civilians, while it was denied by the army which court martialled protesting soldiers and gallant officers trying to inform the higher authorities of the desperate situation.

    Hopefully the Armed Forces will review such punishments especially now that equipment has turned the tide confirming they were right.

    In Los Angeles, there are believed to be nearly 70,000 homeless out of 555,000-600,000, yet California is the fourth largest economy in the world. The homeless politics is wrapped up in a struggle between contrasting Democratic Party and Republican ideology, principles and practice of politics. The tents and cardboard homes on the street are a scar marking the line between poverty and practically nothing.

    In total contrast, the supposed good news across America is a mind-blowing lottery prize in the US of $1,350,000,000 and may be even $1.9b and it has been won apparently.  For your record $1B=N460b-780b, $350M= N161b- 273b, $1.35b=N621b- 1,053b [1.053trillion] as the winning ticket. In the past it has reached over $2b =N920-1560b [N1.56trillion]. Research has demonstrated that it is getting more difficult to win the winning ticket with chances quoted a chance of 1 in 290-300million -the number of combinations of the lottery balls. Of course, there are several smaller prizes along the way but they usually do not amount to much. While only 40-60% of winnings go to the winner, 6-15% goes to the lottery agency and the rest goes to government as taxes.

    It is not nuclear physics that the current system of an infinite number of combinations is unfair to those who actually bought tickets. The old lottery traditional style was better and had winners every time because it only recognised ticket numbers sold. Now we are face a mountain of poverty, even in America and a single nearly $2b lottery win. Even if the tax is 20-30%, the winner will have $15, 16, 17 hundred million in the bank. It makes no sense. Even in expensive Los Angeles, surely $100-200m could comfortably be built to house the homeless. The new Mayor Karen Bass, a political veteran has returned home to LA to address such issues. Though she is a Republican, her heart is with the poor and downtrodden. Homelessness, drugs, alcoholism, sex crimes and illness, mental and physical, all go hand in hand, for every case in no particular order.

    Why are we talking about far away America? To point out that every single country has its unusual behaviour. As was pointed out in the 2018 film How It Ends, The American Army names its helicopters Apache, Chinook etc. which are names of Native American tribes the army fought on the road to expansion. I never thought of that before even though I have sat in a Military Museum based Chinook as part of a family expedition in the US.  Was that decision out of deep respect for brave fallen foes and as a way of making reparations or as a trophy sign to remind the army of past victories?

     On the Lagos – Ibadan Expressway, heavy vehicles hug the new fast lane so much so that it appears to be the new law but this the opposite of what FRSC taught when initiated by Professor Wole Soyinka and when we were Special Marshals. At that time, the slow lane was allocated to trucks and that was the lane nearest the curb. Has the law been changed? Certainly, it is ignored by the traffic authorities.

  • Fr Achi RIP; Edo Rail; Life Skills teaching?

    Fr Achi RIP; Edo Rail; Life Skills teaching?

    Each of the estimated over 55,000- 100,000 death at the hands of herders, bandits and terrorists is a heinous crime. What callousness by people who were once babies and children and may even have played with some of the deceased as youth. But where do we place the most recent horror incident of bandits failing to gain access to the Parish House of St Peter and Paul, Kafin-Koro, Paikoror LGA, Niger State then setting fire to the house and wickedly burning the Catholic Priest Fr Isaac Achi to death? May God grant that he Rest In Perfect Peace. May God grant his family, the church and the community the comfort at this cold and calculated action. When a family sees a son becoming a priest, there is joy and no anticipation that such a horrendous mode of death. Even soldiers’ families do not expect death though there is always that possibility. We pray the perpetrators are apprehended.

    Twelve more Edo station train attack victims were rescued over the weekend. We must give credit to the hard-working, risk-taking team combing the now-deadly forest. Keep up the good work. Governor Obaseki will reward you!   

    There is growing pressure on Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) to relax the time line for change to new notes beyond the deadline of January 31. Under-banking, absent ATM services and security threats and absent ATM cards for millions especially in riverine and northern states are valid reasons. However, the reason that the UK has given four years for the ‘Queen E’ change to ‘King C’ on British currency is an invalid comparison. In Nigeria’s case, it a cunning way of reducing fraud funds for our elections by all parties. The UK’s case is merely cosmetic change of royalty with zero security or election changing necessity.    

    Another market fire, in Ibadan, reported by the authorities to have been started by negligent refuse burning, abandoning the important follow-up continuous supervision of fire till it burnt out. Why do we keep neglecting our responsibility? This was perfectly preventable fire like every perfectly preventable road crash, pothole, medical emergency, rubbish-filled gutter leading to a flood, expressway with all drainage points blocked by dirt, fires under communication and electricity cables. Prevention is better than cure!

    It appears that personal and public safety standards and rules are ignored or turned on their head with impunity, or just not being taught and learned by target groups? In our country the education system is so far behind that a huge number of right-thinking Nigerians and even foreigners are forced to enter the field as NGOs and UN and other bodies to embark on the advocacy required to educate the population in ‘doing the right thing’ in all areas. Such areas include the Prevention of Premarital Pregnancy, Breast and other Cancers, Fires, Road Crashes, Sexual Offences, Domestic Attacks, Child Abuse, Human Rights, Security Brutality, et cetera. It may interest the readers that simple things like advocacy to get seat belts used by all motorists, to get motorcyclists to use the crash helmet, to get all girls and women to examine their breasts for lumps were driven by Educare Trust from 1994 and more intently from 1998 when it established Educare Trust Exhibition Centre through advocacy in schools and beyond. It may be hard for readers today to imagine that drivers in those days refused to wear seatbelts despite the obvious advantages and safety factors starring them in the face. Some human beings are resistant to change even for the better. We are told that Rwanda is a good example of a well-run and well-educated population that listens to good advice from its government. So it should be possible to be upscaled to a larger country like Nigeria.  

    Education in all these areas is ‘Required Teaching’, ‘Required Reading’ and ‘Required Learning’ in schools at all levels in such well-run countries. There is an urgent requirement to have these ‘Topics of Social Development’ urgently inserted into the ‘National School Curriculum’ at Primary and Secondary Level to quickly produce a ‘Social Life-Skills Educated Population’ by making an ‘Annual Social Life-Skill Advocacy Update List’. This would list the over ‘50 Social Life-Skills Topics’ required to inform the students about life skills before they are released ‘Ignorant of Life Skills’ into the country of their birth. They would be the education army required to educate the rest of the population, first in their own homes and streets and then the community spreading to an educated country.

    So far, we have trivialised this important subject ‘Life Skills Advocacy Topics’, leaving the contents not to be taught at all or to be taught through an occasional, random, infrequent visit by one NGO or another. Education is the ‘Elimination of Ignorance’. Ignorance kills. The complete education of the child is government /parent/ community responsibility, not the assisting NGOs who are often insulted by officials for helping.

    Sadly, the outdated very traditional education curriculum has a gaping hole in ‘Social Life Skills Knowledge Advocacy’ in all areas of social skills endeavour. Sadly, it takes Nigeria years to update school curricula, whereas wise countries have continuous exercises monitoring societal and global trends, releasing a pamphlet for example, mid-school year as an ‘Appendix to 2023 Curriculum-Number 1’ to take care of ‘Emerging Social Life Skills’ as they arise. Life skills are as important as the much-touted entrepreneurial skills! Nigeria must not fail our youth again!