Tag: attention

  • Scrambling for attention

    SINK, sinking and sunk. That aptly describes the state in which Tony’s heart is at the moment. At a glance it looked like he had lost practically everything sown along the emotional corridor. What a mess! He had put in all his energy into a good job (heart); something that he was so passionate about. Flashback to 2012, the whole idea consumed his being and it was something that was on his mind 24 hours a day.

    Kudos everywhere ! A job well done and the passion for this job (love) got better. Then it was time to take stock, count the blessings and his heart was on the plaque (marriage). Instead of recognising a great performance, he got a sack (jilted) letter.

    Oh dear! What really is the problem here? Nobody was willing to tell him the truth, and then a co-worker (rival) belled the cat. “You have worked (loved) too hard.” Doing this, he hinted, made him look too desperate for the job (heart).

    In the emotional space, you cannot afford to be slow, too fast or just an Island. It’s about understanding the vibes and keeping in at the right time. Of course, you also have got to abide by the rules and be considerate about the emotions of the other players. Not nice to take the other party for granted at all.

    If you are giving 80 and they are giving 20, then you may just be taken for granted with a heart that is likely to suffer from emotional ‘constipation’. The residence of Love Avenue can be highly critical and irrational and it is important to understand how to relate with the heart that you treasure. If you do not learn to interpret the moods, actions and inactions, then you would continue to step on emotional toes instead of reaping from the sweet nothings whispered; the type every woman wants to hear.

    Smart? No, it has nothing to do with having a critical mind to survive. There are times you put in so much, expecting an overdose in terms of affections. Great expectations and you anticipate a bountiful harvest, yet all you get is a stingy heart, a heart that doesn’t match your expectations.

    Life goes on and now that this buddy has learnt one or two lessons from life (love), it dawns on him that he is bankrupt (no emotions). Emptied! Yes, that is the stark reality and a quick search for leftovers here and there; there is really nothing worth the while. His emotional account was simply in red.

    The crux of the matter here is that a sinking heart drains. A broken heart is blind. You just cannot see anything clearly. No matter how hard you try, the tears simply take over. No matter how hard you try to conceal the pain, reality hits you like a sharp knife thrust into your heart and you are back to zero.

    What is he going to do without the right resources to do it right? Unfortunately, if you do not have what it takes, then you may just have to turn to the other alternative, the type that is very common; a bag of tricks (lies). Time to put on his thinking (love craft) cap and luckily a bright idea comes to mind. Instead of suffering in silence and bothering about emotional ethics, isn’t it better to just go window shopping?

    It was fun moving from one window to the other. Delicate pieces, colourful and bright combinations, all beckoning for attention. Somewhere simply breathtaking and almost irresistible. Once in a while, the sad reality hits our dear; you can only look but cannot take away. It got worse because the items (hearts) staring at him were communicating, ‘take me, please take me with you.’

    They weren’t the only accomplices in the process. As soon as the shop owners and attendants sighted this lovebird, they invited (lured) him within to try a shirt, a pair of shoes and more. They were excited about the fact that he was likely to buy (fall in love). They ran in and out in desperation trying to find his choice; stylishly, he pretended that he did not like any of the options presented. The truth was that the options were all good but the timing was just wrong.

    There was a lot of excitement in the air and it worsened everything. Why would you raise their hopes, knowing full well that he wasn’t prepared to buy anything? As he watched the ladies (hearts) scrambling for his attention to buy at least a pair of shoes, he smiled and walked away.

    Wait a minute! The only option here would be to shoplift (rape), after the attendants here are so carried away with him and he could just get away with this, if he chose to do just this. No, that is not a good idea. It is not good to take what (love forcefully) does not belong to you; it comes with a lot of consequences.  He discovered that in the process of trying to make himself happy, he had dashed hopes and complicated the process.

  • Prof. Johnbull draws attention to cyberspace anonymity

    Prof. Johnbull draws attention to cyberspace anonymity

    The new episode of the Television Drama Series, Professor Johnbull, sponsored by, Globacom, draws viewers’ attention to the negative side of the anonymity of the cyberspace where fraudsters hide to scam unsuspecting Nigerians

    The episode entitled Fake Accounts dramatises how scammers clone the online accounts of known celebrities and send spurious requests and chats to members of the public, especially the celebrity freaks, and fleece them off their hard earned money.

    Celebrity hip hop singer, Korede Bello’s account is cloned by a scammer, who dupes Mai Doya (Funky Mallam) to the tune of N100,000, just as Jumoke (Bidemi Kosoko), who is in the process of being duped by a fake Olamide, and Flash (Stephen Odimgbe) pay the sum of N50,000 to a fake Personal Assistant to a cloned TV goddess, NadiaBuhari.

    The series’ restaurateur, Olaniyi (Yomi Fash Lanso), is however lucky as a scammer who posts a beautiful female picture on the internet as a prospective lover gives himself out when he requests for money but providentially sends a male account number.

    The highlight of Fake Accounts is the cameo appearance of Korede Bello, who explains internet fraud ”cat fish”, a street lingo used by scammers to describe their victims, and warns members of the public to be wary of who they hook up with on the internet.

    Conscience of the series, Professor Johnbull, acted by the Nollywood legend, Kanayo O. Kanayo, warns that celebrities are normal people and wonders why a celebrity willcontact anyone to ask for financial assistance. He also warns against fake  Fund Me Accounts.

    The episode comes on air on Tuesday at 8.30 p.m. on NTA Network NTA International on STV Channel 251 and NTA on StarTimes with a repeat broadcast on Friday on the same TV channels and time.

  • Attention, Unity Bank

    SIR: I am a youth corps member serving currently serving in Abia State. During our orientation programme, Unity Bank was one of the banks introduced to us. Much as I would have loved to have my federal allowance paid to my bank of choice, NYSC decided for me and I found myself in Unity Bank. Shortly after registration, I heard they came over to distribute our ATM cards. However because of the regimented lifestyle in camp, I could not go for mine thinking I could drop by any branch and order for it or better still use the bank’s mobile application for my transactions.

    It turned out to be a costly assumption.

    When September 2017 allowance was paid, it was on a Friday evening. I received a debit of N18,500 in less than one hour. I waited till the following Monday to lay my complaints to the branch of the bank in Umuahia, since my place of primary assignment is Umuahia and the money was cashed in one of the ATMs in the city based on the text alert received.

    From that time till now, the bank has done nothing about my request for a remedy. I even went as far as their head office in Lagos to no avail. Please help me, don’t let this people that do not have the fear of God rob me of my right. I am tired of not being heard. Unity Bank should do justice to a poor corps member!

    • Ayobami Ogunmona,

    Umuahia, Abia State.

     

  • ‘Give more attention to maritime’

    ‘Give more attention to maritime’

    The Federal Government has been urged to pay more attention to the maritime sector this year.

    The Association of Nigerian Licensed Customs Agents (ANLCA) President, Alhaji Olayiwola Shittu, said the government should ensure that more facilities were put in place at the ports to improve revenue generation.

    In an interview with The Nation, he said the problem of access roads to the Lagos ports, which is generating billions of naira, should also be resolved.

    “There is the need to enhance the welfare of the goose that lays the golden eggs. There should be efforts to intervene in the maritime sector like in aviation,’’ he said.

    The ANLCA chief said the Cabotage Fund would have been used to improve inland water transportation, if it had been disbursed last year. He said the fund would have enabled indigenous shipping firms to key into shipping business while waiting for products to buy ocean going vessels.

    Shittu appealed to the government to carry stakeholders along while formulating policies that affect them.

    “The government’s policy on used vehicles is having adverse effects on our members because the rate has dropped significantly.

    “We need to let the government know  many of our members have lost their jobs and car smuggling is on the increase based on the policy,’’ he said.

    Shittu said 90 per cent of the imports of the terminals built for Roll- on-Roll-Out (RORO) were for used vehicles.

    He said since the price of imported vehicles had risen by 100 per cent, people would have no choice than to smuggle in vehicles.

    This, he said, would affect revenue generation by the ports, especially the Tin Can Port, Lagos where touts and ‘port rats’ are disturbing people.

    Shittu said many unwanted persons enter the port daily, despite the recent efforts by Customs.

    He said the call became necessary because the sector was seen as the second largest source of revenue for the country after the oil and gas industry.

    Besides, he said multinationals and others pay taxes or duties and import charges to the government.

    He said poor facilities, sea piracy and insecuritycould scare away investors and hamper ports operations.

    He said importers and clearing agents were not left out of the menace as many of them have also suffered.

    He said huge traffic on the major roads to and within the ports and insecurity are some of the major problems that need to be addressed by the Federal Government intends to sustain investment growth in the sector.

    “The high level of insecurity in the nation’s seaports has become so widespread that every importer must have at one time or the other experienced losses arising from theft within or on the roads that lead to the ports. As a Nigerian, I think it is not too much to ask the government to secure our ports,” he added.

    In another development, maritime lawyers have urged the Federal Government to put policies in place to promote the industry.

    Speaking with reporters in Lagos, the lawyers said the dearth of human and material capacities has become a source of worry in the sector.

    They called on relevant government agencies at the ports to complement stakeholders’ efforts in capacity-building, noting that businesses blink first in the event of any government’s policy breakdown.

    A maritime lawyer and consultant, Mr. Frank Simpson, said the dream of the youth, who seek employment, is only realised through job creation via the sector and human capacity building.

    He said the country could be the number one maritime nation in Africa, if human capacity building was taken seriously.

  • PDP: don’t divert attention on $1b ECA withdrawal

    PDP: don’t divert attention on $1b ECA withdrawal

    The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) also challenged the Federal Government to address issues on the withdrawal of the $1 billion from the Excess Crude Account.

    It accused the federal government of trying raise fund for the partisan activities in 2019.

    Spokesman of the PDP Kola Ologbondiyan in a statement said:  the government had resorted to making unsubstantiated allegations against the PDP, stressing that this has only reinforced the government’s manipulative tendencies and arrogant spurn to the sensibilities of Nigerians.

    The party challenged Minister of Information Lai Mohammed  to substantiate his claims that the PDP was rebranding with stolen money.

    The statement said, “The Federal Government has failed to address issues raised by the PDP and majority of Nigerians, including APC members, who cannot fathom how this administration would want to expend N365billion on fighting insurgents it claimed had been technically defeated.

    “It is indeed appalling that rather than being remorseful, the APC Federal Government has renewed its wild allegations and cheap blackmail against the PDP.

    “It is clear to all that the PDP does not have access to public funds and cannot be rebranding with stolen money. Instead, we are rebranding on the grace of the general goodwill of Nigerians who have suffered untold hardships in close to three years of APC government.”

  • Davido draws attention to slavery in MOBO award speech

    Davido draws attention to slavery in MOBO award speech

    DAVIDO, winner of the 2017 MOBOs ‘Best African Act’, has reiterated on the need to address the plight of Aficans being enslaved in Libya.

    Davido who beat other African greats like Wizkid, Mr Eazi, Tiwa Savage, Wande Coal, Maleek Berry and others t clinch the award stated this while receiving the award on Wednesday night at the First Direct Arena in Leeds, United Kingdom.

    While giving his acceptance speech, Davido thanked God, his family and dedicated the award to his team and to his two daughters. But the thought of Africans being enslaved did not escape the singer whose songs, ‘IF,’ ‘Fall,’ and ‘FIA’ have trended the airwaves this year.

    “First of all, I want to thank God, my family and everyone that supported me,” stated Davido as he stepped up to received his award.

    “Before I congratulate myself, I want to talk about what is going in Africa. I know you guys have been hearing what’s going on in Libya.”

    In the past week, the world has been drawn to the auctioning of human beings in Libya in a report broadcast by CNN.

    “But it’s not only going on in Libya. It’s going on in the whole world. So, I feel like we all need to come togetehr and find a way to fix this problem. Another person I want tot hank is my publicist, Vanessa. She’s been so so good to me. My manager, Ese Asika. I also want tot thank my mentor, Efe Ogbeide, for all teh support. And this (raising the award plaque) for my two baby girls staying at home watching their daddy.

  • Vomitting deserves more attention than it often gets

    On my way from home to work everyday, I often stop over at a pharmacy to check my blood pressure and blood sugar. I am not hypertensive. And I am not diabetic. My systolic (upper reading) and diastolic (lower) sometimes dip below my longstanding normal of 110/70 and make my pulse rocket. As for my blood sugar, the random reading tends to wish to hit 150. I’d rather prefer 120. I check them regularly to know which of the herbs and food supplements I am taking are doing what. The latest among them are Pomegranate and Red Kidney bean powder added to meals, especially beans or to warm water. I have reported here once that the Red Kidney Bean Pod powder prevents or corrects water accumulation in the body, such as in conditions of edema or dropsy, and that it straightens up conditions in the heart which may contribute to these challenges. It burns blood sugar as well, improves digestion and increases fecal bulk. I will need more time to be able to see if it can support turgidity of the male sexual organ. It will be surprising if it doesn’t, given its good measure of L-Arginine, an enhancer of male sexual vitality. These days, I am almost certain of a 110-115/70-75 blood pressure and a pulse rate down from 80 something to between 70 and 72. The credit for this may go to Pomegranate, a cardiovascular system equaliser.

    At the pharmacy many people come to complain about ailments such as malaria, fever, weakness, ulcer, pain, arthritis, insomnia and headaches. Hardly has there been any case of incessant vomitting. So, I was surprised last week when within 24hours, two cases came up. One was that of a three-year-old baby girl whose stomach did not tolerate anything from Ribena and antimalarials to a capsule of Activated Charcoal which I emptied on her tongue, hoping it would help to stabilise stomach. I never failed to have Activated Charcoal in the home FIRST AID medicine chest when my children were growing up. Any time they complained of stomach upsets, one capsule emptied in a glass of water which was then drunk resolved the problem. Activated Charcoal sort of magnetises poisons and drags them out of the body, relieving the body of problems caused by these trouble-makers. In this column recently, I mentioned that, these days, I carry a small jar of Activated Charcoal with me whenever I am outdoor, having been saved by it three times in one month from untimely death or serious stomach/intestinal injuries from the consumption of Carbide-ripened bananas. The second intriguing cause of vomitting involved a man in his thirties. He had been vomitting all day before he came to the pharmacy. The pharmacist asked if I could help him with one capsule of Activated Charcoal. I did. He got settled soon after and, the following day, came to the pharmacy to leave me a thank-you message.

    Both cases of vomitting were to lead to stories of vomitting told by some visitors to the pharmacy which gave the impression that vomitting was becoming a common health concern in Lagos.

    Some Causes

    It is not out of place to ask a patient about the last meal, drink or snack before onset of vomitting. But, sometimes, the investigation may need to go beyond the suspicion of food poisoning. These other possible causes may include viral gastroenteritis, acid reflux, liver disease related to alcoholism, gastritis, stomach ulcer, gall stones, appencidities, motion sickness, head injuries, peptic ulcer and intestinal obstructions, worm infestation and pregnancy.

    Some Symptoms

    Sometimes, there are signs that the stomach may involuntarily empty. Diarrhoea and abdominal pains may signal an onset. So may a fever. The pulse may become rapid, the mouth may dry up and sweating may be excessive. Urinary output may decrease. Pains may occur in the chest. Saliva may fill the mouth and taste bitter. Certain smells or odours.

    Food poisoning

    When poisoned food is eaten, the stomach becomes irritated and, possibly, inflamed. It tries to expel the food into the intestine. But the Pyloric Spincter muscles, which keep the gate at the pylorus, a canal which connects the stomach and the duodenum, the starting-point of the small intestine, will not let go. So, the stomach will expel the irritant through the connection with the throat and, through it, the mouth, or sometimes through the nostrils. When this is observed, it means the nerves and the muscles of the stomach are agitated or in a sort of spasm. A muscle-pull-sort of activity is going on. Soon, the stomach muscles will be filled with lactic acid, a reason for the pain which follows prolonged throwing-ups. Magnesium can come into the healing picture. It is a relaxant and calmant. It comes in different forms, such as Natural calm, a proprietary blend. Diatomaceus Earth (DE), also called Diatom, can do the job because it provides a lot of alkalinity, to neutralise the acidic trouble maker in the stomach. I have already mentioned Activated Charcoal. Maybe I should just add that I have two testimonials from two young women who work with me. The first comes from TOLULOPE AROGUNDADE. One day, she accompanied me on a visit to my Ophthalmologist. Over a meal at the office before we set out, she added a capsule of Cayenne to a meal. Soon after, she began to complain of stomach trouble because of her ulcer. On the way, we stopped over at a medical laboratory for me to check my blood sugar level as I was experiencing blurry vision. The random test result was 148. There, I gave her a capsule of Activated Charcoal and, in no time, even before the result came out, the pain was gone. Because I insist they have a meal of beans in their daily diet, UDEME JAMES had beans for dinner before we left the office last Saturday. The meal was cold when it was served. I warned her it could cause trouble. But she went ahead and ate it. On the way home, her stomach became so upset it could cause a rumble in the bus. I opened my bag and gave her a capsule of Activated Charcoal. The trouble was gone by the time we arrived at the pharmacy shop about one hour later for me to re-check my blood pressure. There are many other recipes for stomach upset and vomitting. In the ABOUT US section of www.olufemikusa.com, I mentioned BASIL and BLUE VERVAIN as my first recipes in herbal medicine practice. I had been told of a gentleman on Salvation Road in Awuse Estate, Opebi, Ikeja, Lagos, who had been unable to eat or drink water for three days without involuntarily vomitting. I grew these plant medicines at the back house garden of my residence, 34 Ajanaku Street, in the same estate. I mixed fine powders of both in a recipe. Basil is anti-spasmodic and stomach settling, among its many attributes. As a pig and rabbit farmer many years ago, i gave it to these animals whenever they had diarrhoea and it helped. Vervain is also anti-spasmodic, good for sleep, gum problems, the liver and digestion. I had learned that, to catch a monkey, you must behave like one. To arrest stomach spasms, you must deceive the stomach. If you give the patient a large dose of anti-spasmodic medicine orally in a go, the stomach is likely to expunge it in anger, believing another tormenting substance has been ingested. So, in this case, we deceived the stomach, by giving it one tablespoonful of the Basil/Vervain tea every 10minutes or so…By the time I saw the man the following evening, about 24 hours after, his stomach and system had so settled that he had two large meals without any protest from the stomach.

    To the category of these natural or home remedies also belong recipes such as Clove oil, Ginger, Mint tea, Apple cider vinegar, Rice water, Cinnamon, Baking soda, Onion juice, Milk, Kennel tea. The list is inexhaustible. I have heard of Palm oil and Honey therapies. On this page I have mentioned for a purpose such as this the traditional poison antidote of the Ijebus. It is called Gbogbonise Aporo Epa Ijebu. The Yorubas believe palm oil mops poisons in the gastro-intestinal tract. I tried it once and I believed it worked. Always I dispense my food supplements for lunch and dinner in separate containers. These may hold, for example, Vitamin A, B-Complex, Vitamin E, Coral Calcium, Ginkgo biloba, Lion’s Mane Mushroom and Lecithin, something for the prostate gland e.t.c. They may number about eight or 10. One day, I mistakenly took a jar of Grape Seed Extract for one of these lunch packs. It was after I had swallowed more than eight tablets or capsules and I still found more in the jar that I suspected something was wrong. Quietly, I went to a palm oil seller and bought a quarter bottle which I consumed by the tablespoonful over, say, 30 minutes! As for honey, I recall the survival stories of the Cameroonians who escaped from the gass poisoning of Lake Nyos a few decades ago. They said that, as they were fleeing from their homes, vomitting or stooling, only people who took palm oil or honey along and licked it intermittently survived the poisoning. As for Aporo Epa Ijebu, I have had no practical experience with it in respect of a serious case of vomitting. But about three weeks ago, I applied one of the brands named Aporolyn as first aid to a bleeding scalp injury which would later require four stiches in the hospital. I did not have around me then Maria Treben’s Swedish Bitters which did the job so well about one year ago when one tiler working for me accidentally stepped on the running blade of his granite cutter and almost cut his right foot into two halves. Maria Bitters stopped the bleeding immediately. I was surprised that Dr. Moses of New Merit Hospital remembered this case. I took the tiler to him. He it was who attended, also, to the gentleman who bled from the scalp. Aporolyn stopped the scalp bleeding instantly, and this may recommend it, also, for cases of vomitting.

    Some serious cases

    These home remedies would be nothing other than first aid home remedies where the underlying causes of vomitting are serious events which merely throw up vomitting as a symptom. Such as in Appendicitis, Gastroenteritis, Acid reflux and Gall stones.

    Appendicitis

    The appendix is a tissue projected downwards from the base of the ascending colon (large intestine) in the lower right side of the abdomen. When it is filled with faeces, abscess, infectious germs or when it develops a tumour, the appendix becomes inflamed (appendicitis) and may burst or rupture. If it does, the appendix would unload toxins on the abdominal cavity, causing peritonitis, a serious inflammation of the abdominal cavity or septicemia (blood poisoning) which may lead to systemic poisoning and death unless it is promptly treated with strong antibiotics and the appendix is promptly surgically removed.

    Appendicitis gives warnings, first as a grumbling appendix. These may include a dull pain near the navel or in the upper abdomen, becoming sharp as the pain progresses to the lower right abdomen. It may cause loss of appetite, nausea or vomitting after abdominal pain. The abdomen may be swollen and a fever may present at about 90 degree to 102 degree fahrenheit. The case may worsen with an inability to pass gas. Pain may migrate to different parts of the body (upper and lower abdomen, back and rectum in particular). Urination may become painful, cramps may occur here and there, constipation or diarrhoea with gas may feature.

    Thus a case of vomitting should not be downplayed if it occurs with such symptoms as described above.

    Gastroenteritis

    This is the inflammation of the stomach and intestines with cramping, pain, vomitting and watery diarrhoea usually caused by viral infection. It is spread by food and water contamination and through poor hygiene after a bathroom visit.

    I learned long ago that, whenever I eat outdoor, I should chew at least one Bitter kola on a meal. Almost like a miracle it neutralises poisons in food which can cause havoc. For people with weak teeth, Bitter kola may be grated, added to the meal or washed down with water. Other useful home remedies include Turmeric, Grape Seed Extract, Ginger, Garlic, water of the tender Coconut (helps with restoration of electrolyte balance), Black seed, Lemon grass, Rice water, Chicken broth and Soup, Chamomile, Golden seal root, Mango seed extract, Amazon A-V (an antiviral proprietary blend), Apple Cider Vinegar, Basil and Baking soda among many others.

    Acid Reflux

    Many of us take heartburn lightly. Yet it may progress into events which damage the Esophagus and make it to become cancerous. This condition can arise from many factors which disturb the structure of the stomach and the Esophagus. Some people are gluttonous. That means they over-eat. My Moslem friends tell me Prophet Mohammed (May the peace of Allah be upon him) advised them to fill the stomach one third with food, another one third with water and leave the last one-third empty. This is a sensible way to eat. For the stomach squeezes itself to digest contents of a meal. If the stomach is 100 percent full, it would be unable to squeeze the food well and the food will stay longer than it should in the stomach. Two events may arise from this. One, the food, overstaying, will decompose into acids which, added to the hydrochloric acid in the stomach, would irritate this organ. Irritated, the stomach would wish to expel its unwelcome guest. Expulsion may be downhill into the intestine or uphill through the Esophagus and the mouth in vomitting. Often, the intestine refuses to co-operate. Mother Nature provides for a gate-keeper between the lower end of the Esophagus and the stomach, and between the point of connection of the lower end of the stomach and the beginning of the intestine known as the duodenum. These gate-keepers are Sphincter muscles. That between the Esophagus and the stomach is called the Lower Esophagus Sphincter (LES) muscle. The one between the stomach and the duodenum is called the Pyloric Sphincter muscle. The pyloric muscle does not relax to make food contents in the stomach move into the duodenum unless the pancreas had alkalized these contents after their digestion by the stomach. This is because the duodenum is not protected against acids. Where this muscle or gate-keeper becomes incompetent and acid food contents pass into the duodenum, duodenal ulcer may develop. If the pyloric sphincter does its job well, the stomach heads upwards to eliminate its unwanted guest through vomitting. If it doesn’t succeed, gastritis (inflammation of the stomach wall) and peptic ulcer may occur. If the Lower Esophageal Sphincter (LES) muscle is weak acid reflux will take place. This means the irksome contents of the stomach will flood the esophagus, causing the familiar heartburn or chest pain. If the patient suffers more than two heartburns or refluxes in one week, he or she is thought to suffer from Gastro Esophageal Reflux Disease (GERD). In some cases, GERD is linked to the upper part of the stomach being caught in a hole in the diaphragm, a sheet of muscles which seperates the chest cavity from the abdominal cavity. This is called hiatal hernia. This may cause a weakening of the LES and encourage acidic stomach contents to troop into the esophagus. Some doctors believe a hiatal hernia can be managed outside surgery. But they would invite the surgeon if the trapped stomach tissue becomes “strangulated” with prospects of being deprived of blood and oxygen and killed in the process.

    Certain foods and dietary lifestyles have been linked to GERD. They include “chocolate, peppermint, fried or fatty foods, coffe, alcoholic beverages…”

    Some studies suggest that cigarette smoking weakens the LES. As acid refluxes past it, “many people say it feels like food is coming back into the mouth, leaving an acid or bitter taste”.

    There are some golden rules a GERD-challenged person must keep. The head of the bed should be raised at least six inches. He should not lie down or bend over so soon after a meal. He should eat little meals at a time. He must not miscombine foods (fruits and vegetables, for example). A magnesium and Calcium supplement should always accompany the meals. I suggest CORAL CALCIUM. Bread, milk, sugar et.c should be out of the diet. So should be tomatoes, pepper, citrus fruits and juices, hot spices.

    On the Nigerian Alternative Medicine market, there are food supplements for these conditions. One is Acidic Stomach and Alkaline Balance. There is also Zinc. There is wheatgrass. There is Liquid Chlorophyll.

    As these conditions suggest, vomitting should not be treated with kid gloves. The underlying cause(s) should be investigated and promptly treated.

  • ADVAN, a local brand gaining world attention

    FOR the Advertisers Association of Nigeria (ADVAN) being a local player isn’t just enough. That explains why ADVAN is determined to operate beyond the shores of the country to prove its worth and mettle on the world stage.

    No other person is setting that agenda but the newly elected president of the ADVAN, First Bank of Nigeria Head of Marketing & Corporate Communications and General Manager, Folake Ani-Mumuni, who reeled out what she and her executive members plan to achieve for a vibrant ADVAN over the next two years at a media parley organised by the new executive of the association recently in Lagos.

    According to her, “Following the AGM of 14th September, we hit the ground running and embarked on a strategy retreat where we deliberated long and hard on what our focus will be during this tenure, and debated how we prioritize our initiatives to most effectively achieve our set goals and objectives, This would be achieved across four thematic pillars of driving Visionary Thought Leadership, Encouraging Knowledge Sharing and Capacity Building, Effective Stakeholder Engagement and Facilitating and Procuring Access to Data, Research and Insight.”

    A proactive ADVAN must be the catalyst for the progressive strategic marketing thinking demanded by the future.

    “We must be thought leaders in the industry and as thought leaders we must think for today and the future. The future is now and the age of disruption is firmly upon us. As architects of our own fortune we must disrupt if we are not to be disrupted, I firmly believe we must remain at the vanguard of driving true value for our members, empowering ourselves through relevant professional empowerment trainings and seminars, effective networking opportunities, knowledge sharing and capacity building initiatives,” she said.

    She went further, “A cursory glance at our membership shows every discipline and specialisation within our profession, brand managers, digital marketers, media and PR executives, CMOs etc. All great roles today but what will those roles mean tomorrow in the cyber age of artificial intelligence, IOT (internet of things), block chain and machine learning and digital identities, with data analysts as the new direct marketers? The fast evolving nature of our current world suggests that whilst we are one thing we must increasingly consider and be many things, we must shape our future rather than have it shaped for us. We must add value to ourselves, our member organisations in order to add value to our industry and through that the nation as a whole.”

    Data must also be viewed through the lens of Big data and its incredible impact on the marketing industry. “As new models and channels of marketing emerge and become increasingly borderless we must not be caught napping and must pay the same attention to ad word pricing as we pay to news print ad pricing. Do we have necessary laws and regulation in place to govern and protect practitioners and

    consumers in this new world? With increasing digital and therefore borderless activity are we confident jurisdictional laws are in place and adequate.”

    “Data protection laws for example appear to be moving in a direction globally that may well have an impact on our activity locally by May 2018. If adding value is our goal then we are required to remain ahead of the curve at all times, to anticipate and plan, to focus on value accretion today whilst at the same time future proofing ADVAN and its members for tomorrow.

    Also to celebrate marketing achievements across a range of industries, ADVAN through its annual award, sets to recognise hard work and ingenuity in the marketing profession as well as journalists who report the integrated marketing communications industry. The award which has entries from other West African countries is scheduled for the 11th of November at the Muson Center Onikan ,Lagos. The winners will be awarded in 11 Categories which include Brand of the Year, Brand Manager of the Year, Campaign of the Year, Consumer Promotion, CSR, Experiential Marketing, New Brand/Brand Extension, Innovation, Digital/Social Media Marketing, Future Leader of Marketing and Brand Journalist of the Year.

    The judging panel, according to the award commitee, are a team of the finest Marketing Professionals in the nation., The 2017 Judges are Mrs Abigail Ogwezzy Ndisika (Phd, mnipr arpa) Professor and Chevening Scholar, Department of Mass Communication, University of Lagos, Dr. Obiaya Ikechukwu Dean, School of Media & Communication (SMC)Pan-Atlantic University, Mrs Elo Iyayi – Managing Director ShareMind Lagos, Mr, Lanre Adisa Managing Director Noah’ Ark Communications, Mr.

    Seni Ogunkola – Head of Marketing, 9Mobile Nigeria, Mr. Kehinde Salami- Chief Executive Officer Ideas House/President EXMAN and Mr. Olaseni Fawehinmi- Corporates Services Manager UAC Nigeria.

  • Attention:  Patrick Obahiagbon

    Attention: Patrick Obahiagbon

    Three (four?) years have passed since we last exchanged correspondence, but it all seems like a galactic intermission. My grateful thanks to you for your flattering reference to me in an interview you granted one of our diurnal journals the other day.

    I have closely monitored developments in the sphere where, most recently, you brought your insights, perspicacity and savoir faire, to say nothing of your prodigious lexical endowment, to bear on matters of state, right beside the indefatigable Comrade Governor, helping chalk up for posterity imperishable accomplishments–a record that no doubt led to the visceral rejection of the group seeking to supplant yours by the discerning people of Edo State.

    You have thus far been reticent in commenting on developments in the aforementioned sphere in general, and resoundingly silent on the recent imbroglio in the once-hallowed forum where fists were freely employed and objects not nailed to the floor were converted to lethal missiles, leading the sedate and highly revered Monarch of the Kingdom to denounce the riotous members of the State Assembly.

    You will doubtless have noted that the National Day, our Independence anniversary, again occasioned an orgy of collective self-flagellation not untinged with self-pity, and that a milestone that should have been marked with rejoicing and rededication bred, instead, resentment and recrimination.

    Should we now christen it National Catharsis Day? Or National Lamentation Day?

    It is a development deeply to be deplored that, since your departure, not a whiff of your oratorical virtuosity and lexical wizardry has issued from the legislative house in which you held the members and indeed the entire nation spellbound for four years. For the most part, its proceedings are dilatory and desultory, and its transactions are about as transparent as a brick wall.

    When it comes to how much of the public purse they have chosen to award themselves, they  are as secretive as oysters.  At that point, even the few among them who condescend to discuss public issues become tongue-tied, incoherent.

    The other day when the much-learned senior attorney and chair of the Presidential Advisory Committee Against Corruption, Professor Itse Sagay, whom no one has ever accused of frivolity or psittacism, disclosed that senators took home N29 million every month –yes, every month – as recompense for their exertions, they went nuclear.

    They disputed the amount, though some knowledgeable persons tell me it is grossly and egregiously understated.  They mocked the learned professor, disparaged him, berated him, taunted him – they did everything except disclose how much compensation they award themselves every month.

    It is a measure of how precipitously standards have plummeted since your time that the most talked- about lawmaker today happens to be a shameless exhibitionist, a person who would sooner punch you in the face or kick you in the groin than engage you in serious debate.

    I am talking, dear aburo, about a poor imitation of a street minstrel and dancer who stakes a larger claim on his sexual prowess than on his cerebration, and would rather flaunt his collection of exotic cars—acquired through legislative work, presumably — than state for the record what he has done for the people in whose name he sits in the legislature.

    But he is not alone.  The place has become a cushy asylum for former state governors, many of them fearful of their own shadows.  And yet, President Muhammadu Buhari says the power to review the incurably flawed 1999 Constitution foisted on the country by the departing military inheres in this self-dealing body and in the Council of State, an advisory body that meets only at the President’s pleasure.

    Mr President doth misapprehend the role of the Council of State in the constitutional order, it would seem.   His prescription in the face of the clamour for restructuring is not in the least reassuring.

    Being an indefatigable monitor of the lexical topography, you will have discerned that “restructuring” has suddenly become the most intractable term in contemporary political discourse.  Many mainstream political actors are claiming that they cannot fathom what it means.

    Apparently, unlike you, these people have not cultivated the habit of consulting the dictionary, let alone a predilection for burrowing into it and internalising it from cover to cover to disinter its hidden riches.  The online Cambridge English dictionary defines the term simply and authoritatively as “organising a company, business or system in a new way to make it operate more effectively.”  Nothing more.

    And yet, the very mention of “restructuring” drives even some usually sanguine people into           a condition bordering on catalepsy.  Can you extract from your lexical arsenal a term that will cure them of their heebie-jeebies?

    That would be all for now, dear aburo.  I look forward to the unalloyed delight of perusing your response.  Meanwhile, good luck on work in progress, and in your tireless and immensely rewarding engagement with your dictionaries.

    Fraternally

    OD

     Rewane:  A postscript

    Not a few readers have remarked that my October 10 column “Rewane: 22 years later” did not do justice to the statesman’s great personal kindness.

    Some spoke of how, without fuss and without ceremony, he assigned to needy persons, some           of them total strangers, rent-free accommodation in his vast property holdings in Lagos and Warri, funded scholarships in local and overseas institutions, picked up bills for overseas medical treatment, and handed out cash to persons who were down on their luck.

    “How could you have omitted his great legacy, the prestigious Hussey College, Warri, that he founded and endowed, together with his brother Chief O. N. Rewane and Chief Elliot Begho?”  a correspondent remonstrated.

    Emmanuel Olanrewaju Bandele, retired professor of medicine at the College of Medicine of  the University of Lagos, trustee and one-time president of the Nigerian Thoracic Association     and currently consultant chest physician at the Lagos State University College of Medicine,  has asked me to enter this testament to Rewane’s legendary munificence in the public record.

    “Around 1985, I was offered admission to the world-famous Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota, to undertake some research.  All the University of Lagos College of Medicine could offer me was a round-trip ticket.

    “In my desperation, I approached Dr Irene Rewane, since deceased, a niece of Chief Alfred Rewane.  She gave me a note to take to him.  He welcomed me with warm friendliness and immediately wrote me a cheque which helped substantially with my upkeep.

    “Thanks to his singular philanthropy, the research contributed largely to my becoming a professor of medicine, and the experience I gained helped in the management of Nigerian asthmatics.”

    End of Professor Bandele’s testament.

    It remains to close with a personal reminiscence.

    I met Chief Rewane only once, in 1984, and it was by chance.

    I had gone to keep an appointment with Chief Anthony Enahoro in his suite at The Sheraton Hotel in Ikeja.  He had left word with an aide that I should meet him in Chief Rewane’s residence at Oduduwa Crescent, in Ikeja, Lagos.

    On my being introduced to him in his expansive living room, Rewane drew a long breath, fixed me with his eyes and said in mild rebuke:  “So it is my aburo Tony that brought you here?   You would not have come here if he had not asked you to meet him here?”

    Pardon the digression, but I would gather that Rewane and Enahoro were always bantering        about who was older and therefore entitled to deference from the younger. Published records indicate that Rewane was older by seven years, but Enahoro was unyielding.

    To resume:  I apologised.  Chief Cornelius (C.O.) Adebayo, general secretary of the Enahoro-led Movement for National Reformation, joined in the apology, assuring our host that I meant no disrespect.  Our host seemed reassured.  A warm handshake followed, and he made me a cup of tea, a ritual emblematic of his hospitality.

    As I made to leave, Rewane said he hoped it would not take his aburo to bring me to the house again. “This is your home,” he added. “Feel free to visit or call me whenever you wish.”

    Much to my regret, I never availed myself of the offer.  Nor did I see him again.

     

  • Issues PMB must pay attention

    Issues PMB must pay attention

    Sir: Even amongst the supporters of the Buhari-led APC federal government, reactions to the style of governance of the President continue to be mixed.  There is need to call the APC government to order, if it must retain its supporters.

    The South-east has been known to be peaceful despite the agitatations of the IPOB. The pockets of crimes  used  to justify the presence of the military in the south-east is not peculiar to the region. Moreover, they are issues that the Nigerian Police Force can deal with. The president must note that it is not every south-easterner that is in support of the self determination championed by Nnamdi Kanu and his group. The best response would have been to dialogue with the leaders of the zone and follow due process laid out in the constitution to handle the agitation of Nnamdi Kanu.

    On the call for restructuring, it is borne out of some  perceived injustices and inequality.  It is unwise for such calls not to be given due consideration. Attending to the call for restructuring will put an end to the incessant problems between the various regions and ethnic groups across the country and against the federal government.  The Buhari-led administration would have laid a solid foundation if it set the table for discussion on restructuring or rather implement the 2015 confab report.

    The Economic Recovery and Growth Plan has been largely applauded; however, the level of project implementation across the country is very low. This can be traced to the late passage of the budget.  Federal government projects are concentrated in some parts of the country more than others. A trip to the South-east shows that it is almost impossible to pass through the roads from Lokoja to the East.

    The EFCC led by Ibrahim Magu has succeeded in the recovery of looted funds from the past administration; however not much is heard about any current serving APC Public officials caught in the web of corruption. This leaves a question; is the EFCC fight on corruption only limited to the past administration? Why are there are no investigations and strides recorded around current serving officers in government? Coupled with this fact is that, there is little or no transparency and accountability in the use of the recovered funds.

    President Muhammadu Buhari should consider withdrawing troops of Operation Python Dance from the South-east. He should immediately set the stage for the national discussion on restructuring otherwise start the process for the implementation of the 2015 confab report. No part of the country should be neglected in the award of viable projects. The anti-corruption fight will only be complete when details of funds recovered and their use is published continuously.

    Nigerians pray that the President succeed in the delivery of the change mantra as promised during the 2015 campaigns and we hope that positive steps will be taken to restore the confidence of Nigerians which was built around the person of President Buhari.

     

    • Victor Emejuiwe,

    Centre for Social Justice, Abuja.