Tag: bazaar

  • The northeast bazaar (1)

    •Is Nigeria’s humanitarian crisis a meal ticket to UN agencies, other NGOs?

    There is a formula for writing the story of the northeast. If you are a Nigerian journalist, you stick to the script. You are expected to fawn and grope through lattices of horror and contrived appreciation to present a humane story, often tailored to funding needs, schema, politics and administrative ego of United Nations’ multilateral agencies and other international non-governmental organisations (NGOs).

    You may be tame or sensational in your reports but whatever you do, do not reveal the fraudulence and rot characterizing international NGOs.

    Not a few journalists are familiar with the process; perhaps they are too awestruck by patronage from the NGOs hence you never get to read of the decadence across dystopic expanses of Konduga, Muna Dalti, and other Internally Displaced Persons (IDPs) camps managed by UN agencies in Borno and the northeast region.

    A recent fire outbreak in Muna Dalti revealed the extent of the agencies’ complicity in endangering the lives of Borno IDPs. The magnitude of the loss makes you wonder what the UN agencies in the state, particularly the one responsible for sheltering refugees, do with outrageous funding for shelter that it receives.

    The fire completely razed the camp. A personal tour revealed that the tents burned faster because they were built with sticks, rubber and nylon sheets. The dwellings are fit to house animals yet Nigerians were forced to dwell in them. Do UN agencies receive outrageous dollar funding to house IDPs like fowls?

    Adding insult to injury, UN agencies and other NGOs’ internal press teams interview victims of such disasters and take ‘touching’ pictures of them that project their funding needs and political agenda.

    Sometimes, they enable their journalist friends from abroad to take the pictures and even contribute in no small measure to actualising preferred shots. They consider as fair game, anything that glorifies their work, criminalises local government (often deservedly) and substantiates their extreme claims for material and financial support.

    One such picture could be of several tiny hands (of kids) eating from a bowl of badly done rice mixed with stones. The fraudulence of the shot subsists in the portion of stones in the food. Yopu get the feeling that the stones were deliberately added to the food to achieve impact. Who does that?

    It is instructive to note that Nigerian journalists are hardly given the privilege of taking such shots, except they are contracted to do so by aid agencies. The UN’s agencies for instance, accord such privilege only to their internal media teams or foreign (often Caucasian) journalists from abroad. You could be forgiven for imagining racist undertones to such act.

    Five years ago, while on a visit to the Garwa refugee camp in Maroua, Cameroon’s Far North Region, I witnessed the extremities endured by Nigerians fleeing Boko Haram’s onslaught from Banki, northeast Nigeria, into Cameroon. The United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR) administrators of the camp tossed fragments of bread to hundreds of starving refugees, who shoved and fell over each other to grab portions of the loaves. For each lucky refugee, a portion was equal to a bite.

    Of course, they were livid that I witnessed the situation. They tried to frustrate me from doing my work but for the governor of Maroua, who facilitated my access into the camp afterwards.

    While UN authorities would argue that they can  only do so much with ‘inadequate’ resources, is it also due to resource inadequacy that UNHCR staff tossed bread at starving IDPs like animals? There were more humane and dignified methods to feed the starving refugees but UNHCR officials opted to feed them like guinea fowls.

    Just recently, Governor Kashim Shettima of Borno State accused UN agencies of alleged misappropriation of about $334 million (N133.6 billion) meant for “humanitarian interventions and assistance” for Boko Haram victims in the state and north-east sub-region.

    He made the allegation while receiving the United Nations Fund for Population Activities (UNFPA)’s Deputy Regional Director for West and East Africa, Beatrice Mutali, at the Government House in Maiduguri, Borno’s capital.

    Shettima lamented that the crisis is grossly misrepresented and exploited by humanitarian workers. He accused NGOs of splurging on bullet proof vehicles from intervention fund and operating in the northeast without any concrete and visible relief on displaced persons. He also alleged that more than 500 U.N. workers had invaded Maiduguri, the Borno state capital, and that their presence and expenditures are “questionable” given their lack of impact on some of the two million refugees in the state.

    Of course, Borno officials are also been found complicit in sex for food scandals, theft and other crimes on IDP camps. One would think that the situation would improve over the years but it gets worse. A recent encounter with shady and very hostile staff of international NGOs in Konduga, Borno State, further attests to the loathsomeness and detachment characterising relief workers’ relationship with IDPs. It’s far removed from what you see in cozy humanitarian reports.

    At the Konduga IDP centres managed by UN agencies and collaborating NGOs, minors share rubber tents with the elderly; the poor, helpless souls huddle together at the mercy of the elements through heat and rain, cloudbursts and sandstorms.

    The officials in the camp almost lynched me and broke my camera. They claimed I didn’t obtain permission from them before speaking with IDPs even after showing them a pass granted by state authorities. They were actually worried that I would speak with IDPs who would reveal the true situation in the camp – which was deplorable. They would rather I spoke with IDPs handpicked by the; the ones who wouldn’t reveal that they managed the camp like a pig farm.

    It is noteworthy that perpetrators of such wickedness to IDPs are often black Africans comprising Nigerians and fellow Africans. This is certainly a practical ploy by Caucasian managers of the agencies, who believe that the dirty work should be done by the IDPs’ compatriots. This shields Caucasian staff of the agencies from likely criticism and accusations of inhumanity. There is asides lopsided employment regimes and benefits unevenly instituted between local and international staff of UN agencies among others.

    The malady subsists at the backdrop of fraud and embezzlement of funds within UN agencies. A 133-page examination of “fraud detection, prevention and response” across 28 organizations in the U.N.’s network, carried out by members of the organisation’s Joint Inspection Unit (JIU), for instance, revealed that the UN simply ignores fraud committed by its staff.

    This casts a suspicious shade on the UN’s $1bn (£800m) humanitarian response plan launched in partnership with the Nigerian government recently. But while Peter Lundberg, deputy humanitarian coordinator for the UN in Nigeria claimed it is to help prevent the deaths of thousands of innocent civilians over the coming 12 months, President Muhammadu Buhari accuses the UN of exaggerating the humanitarian crises.

  • Still a bazaar

    Still a bazaar

    • NNPC needs a blueprint to curb oil theft

    There is no doubt that both the Federal Government and the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) need to restrategise to check the activities of oil thieves. Stealing of Nigeria’s oil – both crude and refined – has reached a level that the authorities must begin to consider something close to an emergency declaration.

    Two occurrences recently will buttress this point. Penultimate Monday, Dr. Ibe Kachikwu, Minister of State for Petroleum Resources and Group Managing Director, NNPC was led to what is probably the biggest petrol theft ever found in Lagos. At a community offshore Lagos called Robert-Victor Village where Atlas Cove (major oil jetty) pipelines run through were found thousands of jerry cans filled with petrol.

    A much bedazzled Kachikwu noted at the site: “This is a massive operation as you can see. This is like moving 200 to 300 trucks through jerry cans back into the water to different countries like Ghana and Togo.

    “This is a good discovery. But how many more of this do we have? We don’t know. It is an eye-opener for us but it is very frustrating”.

    According to Kachikwu, the discovery was made by NNPC contractors and security personnel. He expressed the frustration of the NNPC at combating the oil thieves, noting that the more one spot is secured, many more are opened.

    The day after the Robert-Victor Village find, another discovery, perhaps even more damaging was made inside a building at Kilometre 1, LASU Road, at Isheri, Iyana-Odo Bus Stop, in Alimoso Local Government Area of Lagos. Acting on a tip-off, the Inspector-General of Police Special Task force on Pipeline Vandalism had stormed the house at about 2.00 am and made an even more shocking find.

    There was a professionally constructed fuel well with an underground pipe leading to the NNPC pipeline outside the building. There were also hoses from the well to loading bays by the fence of the house. From this point, tankers were reportedly filled and driven off mainly at night without attracting much suspicion. Numerous 50-litre jerry cans were also found on the premises.

    It was alleged that the building was purpose-built near the major pipeline for the stealing of petrol. However, the alleged owner of the property, Mrs Florence Olayinka Ayinde, told the police that she had reported the nefarious activities of vandals to the NNPC when it started three years ago but nothing was done.

    She said: “NNPC is aware of what is happening here. I reported three years ago when I first noticed the activities of vandals in this premises. I told most of their bosses like Alhaji Abubakar, Jacob and my brother Oyinlola but they told me to leave it.

    “I used to cook food here but because of the fuel, which affected my water, I stopped. When I told the NNPC people, they came to check it and they also said I should not do anything that will attract fire; they told me they will change the leaking pipe from the pipeline and dig another well for me. But till date, nothing was done.

    “Instead, they (NNPC) usually come here to siphon fuel. At times they bring NNPC tankers and jerry cans.”

    To underscore the enormity of this operation, it is believed that the vandals make N9 million to N12 million per night at this spot. This will sum up to a multi-billion naira breach in Nigeria oil trade.

    These two cases will represent small-scale operations compared to the activities on the high seas where barges and oil tankers are deployed. At the height of the oil theft about a year ago, it was reported by the NNPC that more than one quarter of Nigeria’s crude oil output was being stolen and shipped abroad.

    It is worrisome that even the Kachikwu management at the NNPC has not worked out a master plan to tackle this ruinous canker. We note that Nigeria is not the only country where pipelines are laid to move both crude and refined oil; the technology for protecting pipelines have been perfected over the years and all we need do is to borrow it.

    In Nigeria as in all poor countries, pipelines will always be breached but vandals (often insiders) are deterred by the sheer knowledge that they would be detected and apprehended. The onus is on NNPC to secure the nation’s most important economic assets. No excuses will fly.

  • Fuel marketers’ bazaar

     For fuel marketers in Nigeria, the current interlude in government, or if you will, break in transmission should last forever. They are in a boom time! They are making a killing; or more directly, they are killing Nigerians so very gleefully and they are waltzing to the bank to boot.

    Since the last days of the Jonathan administration when the almighty oil marketers executed a heist under the guise of unpaid subsidy, the market has not been the same. The subsidy logic, which was born with a bad case of ‘K’ leg, now has a bad limp. But the more warped this subsidy logic is, the better for this gang of marketers and their collaborators at the oil and finance ministries. Hardball admits that the subsidy logic is a befuddlingly complicated one. Despite the fact that he has written about this matter for more than 20 years, long before the phrase, ‘oil subsidy’ was coined; when such banalities as ‘appropriate pricing’ and ‘market forces’ were in vogue, yet this ‘logic’ beats him silly.

    Let us try making sense of this current bazaar and the limping oil subsidy logic of Nigeria’s oil cabal. A few days before the handover of government from Goodluck Jonathan to Muhammadu Buhari, the marketers staged a ‘coup’. It was the season of change so everything was fair in the name of change. “We are being owed hundreds of billions,” our oil marketers screamed. We cannot import, we cannot pay bank interests, etc. They soon induced scarcity and hiked pump price to as much as N250 per litre for about two weeks.

    As soon as PMB took over, they allegedly had a meeting with government and they reverted to N87 per litre. But that was to last for about two or three days. When they found out that PMB was not going to call their subsidy bluff immediately, they decided to resort to ‘stealing by trickery.’

    For instance, for nearly two months, marketers pretend to be selling petrol at the ‘subsidy’ pump price of N87.00 per litre, but that is a ruse, 99.9 per cent of them are selling at between N100 and N120 per litre. Meanwhile, the marketers’ co-conspirators, the Petroleum Products Pricing Regulatory Agency (PPPRA), tells us that the PMB administration has incurred N56.784 billion debt on petrol subsidy alone in the first 30 days of this administration. This is just petrol; what about kerosene?

    Oil marketers and PPPRA are telling us that even as they sell petrol at the pump price of (average) N100 per litre, they are still subsidising it to the tune of N47.32 per litre. They also insist that we consume 40 million litres of petrol per day without fail! What this means is that the accurate pump price of petrol shone of ‘subsidy’ is roughly N150 per litre!

    More ‘K’ legged logic: PPPRA (this sounds like loud farting!) used to tell us that ‘subsidy’ and pump price were increasing because the price of crude oil was rising at above $100 per barrel. Today, the price of crude oil has fallen to about $50 per barrel, yet pump price and ‘subsidy’ continue to rise. Well, call it maddening logic and you are in order.

  • National bazaar

    National bazaar

    Another National Honours season and again, President Jonathan fails to make a statement

    It was nothing short of a debacle last year. The icing on the unsavoury cake was during the ceremony when right there before live television, the president ran out of medals to hang around the necks of some of the awardees. The round metal ware simply finished and the procedure had to be suspended. Well before the elaborate ceremony, the sheen had been taken off what ought to be a glorious national affair when by far the most illustrious nominee among the pack last year, Professor Chinua Achebe, declined the largesse. Having turned it down once before in 2004, he said the deplorable conditions for which he did so had not improved. Achebe’s snub, the sour retort from the Presidency and the ensuing uproar framed last year’s show, making what ordinarily ought to be a cherished little metal almost worthless to recipients and prompting the President to promise a review of the process the following year.

    Here we are again, the list of national honorees is out and nothing really has changed. The number is still large and unwieldy; a total of 149 – far more than what an American president would give out in four years in the equivalent Presidential Medal of Freedom (PMoF). In fact there are so many things wrong with the manner Nigeria’s National Honour is managed today that the wise option may be to suspend the show for a few years.

    Apart from the large number, an award that must only be bestowed on those who have most distinguished themselves in their fields of endeavour as stipulated by the law establishing it, is now handed out to anyone who wants it badly enough. Thus populating the list are politicians, elected officials, businessmen and government appointees. We see for instance, about a dozen Senators and House of Representatives members on the list who have been selected not for any remarkable legislative work but perhaps, because they are favoured. It is the same for Justices of the Supreme Court. Not for any notable excellence at the bench or landmark pronouncements and bodies of work, no; it seems only sufficient to rise to the apex court to be deserving of the high honour of a Commander of the Federal Republic (CFR).

    The same logic holds true for handing out the award to sitting governors, federal ministers, permanent secretaries and all manner of nominees from state governments. We strain to see the criteria employed by the selection committee but cannot find any; neither can we see the requisite rigour needed in discharging a duty of this magnitude which output ought to symbolise the very essence and character of our nation. The highest award in the land ought to project the most distinguished and the best exemplar of our national life. But we see on the list, people who bear about them, the bold question marks of infamy and some who are currently under the scrutiny of graft agencies. There are even allegations that certain categories of the award were on shelves where those who wanted them desperately could acquire them. We can only put it down to a mindless debasement and bastardisation of what ought to be one of our most prized national assets. And it brings us to the question: what is our national essence?

    We admit that this year’s list is an improvement on the last one but only by a token, as the deserving awardees can be counted on the fingers of one hand.

    This award is strictly the prerogative of the Presidency and it is the place of the President to restore credibility and respect to it. There are Nigerians high and low who are truly deserving of honour and it will be a test of the perspicacity of the Presidency to find them, wherever they may be across the globe, and single them out for honour. As we have said on this page several times before, the Presidency must stand firm in dispelling the notion of the National Honour as a largesse to or reward for loyal friends and party stalwarts. It is not a status symbol or a badge of ‘honour’ for the high and mighty. The awardees need not be more than a dozen each year who would symbolise the very essence of our nation. It should never be given to serving government appointees or officials unless in exceptional circumstances.

    Let people buy up all other awards on earth but our National Honour must be pristine and must be jealously guarded and preserved. If we honour unfit characters, we elevate these traits to our national ethos and it is indeed an affront and assault to our collective psyche. Handing out our National Honour to the undeserving is an affront to our fatherland. What we ask of the President does not require a billion naira budget or any especial rigour, but the sheer will to do the right thing no matter the odds. That is the touchstone of quality leadership.