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  • Bad birthday gift I received

    Bad birthday gift I received

    • By Sunday Saanu

    Birthdays are momentous occasions in which we celebrate the survival of another trip around the sun and look forward to the adventures that lie ahead. They are days to celebrate, reflect on our accomplishments, pause and take stock of where we are in our journey of life as well as where we want to go next. Such a day brings a sense of community and connections as we receive gifts and felicitations from family members, friends, well-wishers and admirers.

    This was exactly what I was savouring on 15 September, 2024, being the anniversary of my birth. Like bees bombilating around the hive, my phones were buzzing, with various goodwill messages, prayers and felicitations bombarding me. I was overwhelmed. Gifts of various shapes and forms were not left behind. While some people sent me monetary gifts. The subtext here is that it is good to be good to people. People made references to such trivial things I did for them. Some said I usually celebrate them while not a few confessed that they love my writing style!

     I was enjoying the momentum, with every sense of accomplishments and satisfaction when my boy, Victor, called to present another gift. This time, a bad gift. “Daddy”, he called on the phone. “Yes”, I answered, wondering why he was calling me on the phone when he knew I was around. “They have stolen the car battery again.” “Again? Which of the vehicles?”, I didn’t wait for his response before I jumped out to know what happened. Alas! The campus thieves have struck again. They had removed a newly bought car battery from our Toyota Camry; right in front of the Security post in Philipson, University of Ibadan. This was the second time within three months.

    Shattered, I was flummoxed and speechless. I checked around, no single security personnel was in sight. As a tieback, On the 17 June, 2024, this same car was burgled with the battery taken away. That day, two car batteries including my neighbour’s , were stolen. Ironically, our block of flats is just a stone’s throw to the security post. After ranting and raving in helplessness, I devised a seemingly more secure strategy. I decided to stop parking at our designated garage, I began to park right in front of the security post where they sit every day and night. But the strategy failed as the bandits stole my car battery again.

     Frustrated, I soon informed the Vice Chancellor, Prof. Kayode Adebowale who promptly directed the Chief Security Officer, Mr Victor Fadebiyi to take over the case. Delivering the VC’s message, Mr. Fadebiyi who expressed shock and sadness over my plight,  provided rich and revealing multidimensional perspectives on the security challenges on campus. All his submissions underlined poor funding of the university system in Nigeria. According to the CSO who did not excuse the culpability of his men, “before, the university used to give us enough fuel to patrol the campus in the night, today, we cannot do adequate patrol because there isn’t enough fuel. Light on campus has to be rationed because there is no money to buy diesel”.

    More poignantly, the CSO lamented the shortage of manpower. In his words: “many security men have retired, some have travelled out, yet, government does not allow us to employ fresh hands to replace the depleting workforce! I have just told the VC that if the government fails to quickly address these issues, the system may collapse sooner than later”. Mr. Fadebiyi thereafter turned to the security men on duty and chastised them for negligence of duty, saying “if you don’t get those behind these thefts, you are not exonerated from the crime. How do you explain to people that a car battery was stolen right in front of the security post? What kind of security are you providing? I can assure you that those on duty that day will face disciplinary committee”.

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     Indeed, the CSO’s admonition offers strength in distress, but it does not buy back my battery. I have suffered so much economic losses on this campus in recent times. On the 12 August, 2024, my boy’s laptop worth Three Hundred Thousand Naira was stolen in his car around Student’s Union Building. I have not recovered from the pains of replacing the laptop. With the increase in school fees, I have over a Million Naira to pay for four students whose education I sponsor. I am still looking for money to buy books at ISI. How much is my salary? For some miscreants to come and be burgling my cars on a regular basis amounts to creating hell for me on earth.

     Without any attempt at denting the image of the university, there is no controverting the fact that stealing on campus is becoming far too frequent. So many people have different tale of woes in this regard. Around Philipson, Benue Road, and Imo street, more than 20 car batteries have been stolen recently. Yet there hasn’t been any major arrest of the culprits. Security architecture in the university needs to be reviewed and recalibrated.

    However, to my mind, there is a nexus between the current economic situation in the country and the rate of crime on campus. Since the university is the microcosm of the Nigerian society, whatever happens on campus is a reflection of the happenings in town. Recent government policies have sunk the country into renegade condition and perpetual impoverishment. Government has created a cost-of-living crisis. Workers wages are wretched and their payment pittance in the face of hyper-inflation. People live from paycheck to paycheck. Almost everyone is perpetually impecunious. Consequently, the attrition rate in the university is mind boggling as a result of “Japa syndrome”

     On account of the government’s policies, however, many people have become paupers, looking for food and fuel to survive. The present scenario is worse than the past. Many workers no longer come to work because they do not have transport fare. Food and fuel crises are the major issues to contend with. Government has a major role to play in dousing the simmering tension. The effect of these crises is so telling on our university system. We should no longer be euphemistic about the hopelessness of our situation. The fabric of the ivory tower has begun to fray on account of fund paucity. What can the Management do without money?

     However, I sympathize with both the management team of the University of Ibadan and the students. The current increment in school fees which is generating ripples is a very painful decision the management has had to take because there is no money to run the system. It is not that the Prof. Adebowale led management is wicked and insensitive, the point is that reality has dictated the decision. I am equally badly affected by the increase. I have various fees to pay.

     On a flip side, while I identify with many students who are finding it difficult to pay the increased fees, I celebrate the creativity of the student union leaders who have decided to assist their colleagues through crowdfunding. These student leaders deserve commendation for their intellectual sagacity and illuminating innovative capacity. Instead of fighting with the inevitable, they have decided to seek help. I believe with the robust goodwill that UI enjoys all over the world, help will certainly come. I humbly suggest however that the Management should look into the possibility of extending the deadline for the payment.

     The truth is that university education is expensive. In a previous interview with the immediate past Director General of Nigerian Institute of Medical Research (NIMR), Prof Babatunde Salako, the don had hinted that “the fees must be increased if UI is to be ranked among the best in the world” Hear Prof Salako, “By now, the first generation universities should have been left alone to fend for themselves because they have got reputation, and name and they have developed standard. People who want to go there should be ready to pay “

      Prof Salako added, “university education is almost free here. Universities like UI, UNILAG, and Ife are not universities that just started yesterday. People pay heavily to go to high-brow universities abroad. You want to go to Harvard, IMT, you pay, there is nothing like no tuition fees there. Government should only be giving small grant to these first generation universities: UI, UNILAG ABU, Ilorin, Bayero, Enugu. You have to pay heavily to go there. They are not cheap. That is how they can really be internationalized”

    Back to the rate of stealing on campus, poverty in the society should not be advanced as justification for criminality on campus. I could never have imagined that my car battery would be stolen right in front of the security post. This constitutes logical nightmare for me. The thievery makes a mess of the wise. It hurts my happiness. Prof Adebowale must ensure that if those behind the theft are caught, they must pay back seven times what they had stolen, even if they have to sell everything in their houses. That is what the Bible says. I believe to whatever degree a thief appears elusive, he would surely be caught some day. Those who steal never find true peace!

    However, this evil must be decisively and deftly dealt with. Pundits have suggested that the university could employ the services of vigilance groups to complement the existing internal security network. Those who spoke at the emergency meeting of Phillipson Community urged the management to consider incorporating “OPC and other vigilance groups for night duty only”. But can that guarantee institutional commitment? However, university is a place of ideas. Let us keep thinking about it. The point is that life and property must be safe on campus.

    •Saanu (08034073427) is with the University of Ibadan

    Email: sundaysaanu@gmail.com

  • LOLO1 GETS ENDORSEMENT AS BIRTHDAY GIFT

    OMOTUNDE Adebowale-David, known Lolo1 who was a year older on April 26, 2015, got a gift of the day with an endorsement with LAPO microfinance Bank; making her one of their new brand ambassadors;

    The OAP who could not hide her excitement posted, “Anywhere I look I see my Yahweh standing for me. Yes I signed an endorsement deal today, just because God is Jehova overdo I love the way you love me Lord am just greatful.”

    The multiple award winning On-Air- Personality on 95.1 Wazobia FM, TV Personality Wazobia TV, a lawyer by training, according to report is set for works and projects as she plan her events for this year [Oga Madam Live in London with LOLO1 – Season 3, Oga Madam Live on Stage with LOLO1 – Season 4, I-BOND with LOLO1 (Family Related Program] and also community projects with schools women  development and motivational seminars.

  • Bishop Tom Samson gets 2014 Rolls Royce Phantom as birthday gift

    For workers in the vineyard of God, the perks and blessings are unlimited. This may best explain Bishop Tom Samson’s recent birthday gift in form of a wonder on wheels. The General Overseer of Christ Royal Family Int’l Church on Sunday March 27 received a gift of Rolls Royce Phantom as birthday gift.

    The 2014 customised extended wheel base beast was a gift from the organising committee of his 50th birthday in appreciation of his impact on their lives as his flock.

    The bishop was more than pleased at the gesture and could not find the words to express his gratitude to the committee, led by Deacon Iyke Kanu. According to the committee head, the Delta State-born bishop has impacted their lives tremendously and there is nothing more befitting of his 50th birthday celebration than an automobile of royal ensemble.

  • Sename’s surprise birthday ‘gift’

    Sename’s surprise birthday ‘gift’

    Not a few people thought that the days of Senami Sosu, the last known lady friend of former Delta State governor Chief James Ibori, on the social scene were over when he took a sabbatical from the social hub. While some were glad to see her go, others simply wondered what would become of the pretty woman. The news, however, is that Senami is back with a bang and a surprise. She made a surprise appearance a few days ago with the celebration of her birthday in the company of her friends.

    The fair-complexioned University of Lagos graduate had vanished into thin air since Ibori ran into troubled waters with the law and was jailed in far away United Kingdom. It is widely believed that Senami was raised from obscurity to prominence by the former governor of Delta State and her place on the social ladder was enhanced by his deep pocket and social capital. With the fate that befell Ibori, many concluded that her fame and fortune had come to a halt. Many wrote her off as a spent wannabe whose influence had waned and evaporated in the whirlwind that consumed Ibori.

    Some others concluded that Senami must have left the country since security agents beamed their searchlight on her on account of her closeness to Ibori. But all the speculations were laid to rest during her birthday shindig which attracted a host of well-wishers with whom she partied all day. And Senami’s looks suggested nothing of a lady who had been through any kind of misfortune. She radiated joy and gaiety. The only one missing at her birthday celebration was Ibori, her heartthrob.

    Now the issue is no longer her whereabouts but her sudden reappearance and adoption of Ibori as her surname, which has sparked a debate as to whether Ibori had married her legally while still in prison.

  • Birthday  gift for  fans of  J-Martins

    Birthday gift for fans of J-Martins

    SOURCES close to highlife crooner, J Martins have squealed that he is set to drop a new song for his numerous followers today, being his birthday.

    This piece of news is coming on the heels of a successful tour of the US, and the artiste says he is arming up to bless his fans with some new music.

    From the artwork already released, the song is titled ‘Kpomo’. Tongues have been wagging as to which texture the song will take with close watchers suggesting that the track may have sexual undertones.

    But the artiste says the song only reflects his childhood and the struggle over Kpomo at meal times. He said listeners are free to choose the part of the song that appeals to them as the word could mean different things to different people within Africa and the world over.