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  • 2023: A bloody curtain fall

    2023: A bloody curtain fall

    Again, another year recoils cloaked in blood and the sadism of murderous characters. Eight days to the new year, Plateau mounted its funeral pyres.

    This minute presents the umpteenth scare in the state’s grisly drama, perhaps. The most recent being the Christmas Eve killings of at least 100 people in Plateau villages.

    On Sunday, gunmen stormed Ndun, Ngyong, Murfet, Makundary, Tamiso, Chiang, Tahore, Gawarba, Dares, Meyenga, Darwat, and Butura Kampani villages in the Barkin Ladi, Mangu and Bokkos Local Government Areas (LGA) of the state, burning houses and shooting residents.

    Eyewitnesses alleged that about 140 people were killed in the attacks. The state government said over 115 people were killed, while the police put the death toll at 96.

    The assailants targeted 17 communities in “senseless and unprovoked” attacks on Saturday and Sunday, burning down most houses in the area, Plateau Governor Caleb Mutfwang said in a TV broadcast.

    “As I am talking to you, in Mangu local governorate alone, we buried 15 people. As of this morning, in Bokkos, we are counting not less than 100 corpses. I am yet to take stock of [the deaths in] Barkin Ladi,” Mutfwang said. “It has been a very terrifying Christmas for us here in Plateau,” he said.

    There are fears of a higher death toll as some people are unaccounted for.

    Some locals said it took more than 12 hours before security agencies responded to their calls for help, thus echoing past concerns about slow interventions in Nigeria’s security crises.

    Earlier in the month, a report by the Policy and Legal Advocacy Centre (PLAC) stated that at least 750 persons have been killed by bandits, terrorists and other non-state actors. In comparison, no less than 45 persons were abducted from various educational institutions in the country in 2023.

    With the recent Christmas Eve killings in Plateau State, the figures have indeed increased. The year, which opened with reports of attacks on unarmed civilians by insurgents and other non-state actors on one hand and the security forces on another, is also ending the same way.

    Thus, 2023 recoils cloaked in blood and the sadism of murderous characters. The terrorists maimed rural Nigeria, murdering fathers, mothers, sons, and daughters, leaving Plateau and the entire country cringing in anticipation of the next horrible attack.

    At the start of the year, the dominance of despair seemed so complete and insurmountable. Still, the political class, split along party lines and lusty for electoral votes, issued habitual promises to secure lives and property. They also vowed to improve living conditions in the country. 

    The citizenry, still smarting from the carnage of the previous year, believed them even as shady separatists emerged from the woodwork, 

    chanting bloody banality to the politicians’ insensate bromides. The latter killed unarmed civilians and law enforcers, triggering fears over the possibility of holding the elections. 

    Now that the elections have been lost and won, will the political class fulfil the pledges they made while canvassing for votes? As 2023 records more funeral pyres, can Nigerians count on their elected leaders outside the pressure of an impending election or their frantic need to grandstand before the camera?

    Politicians know the electorate through sadistic plowing; nailing them down with spikes of cash and bigotries, they catch their shrieks in a metaphoric calabash. The vessel is chillingly archetypal. 

    The gourd vine connotes pathologic self-preservation. The ruling class’s metaphoric calabash sheaths its exaggerated pride and self-idolatry—a poisoned chalice.

    Like the Biblical bawds of Babylon, they hold their gourds scummy with lust and amorality. The insolence persists across social platforms and spills through our worship houses, schools, and social circuits into our rural divides; shady politicians pant to serpents interred in our possessed spirits. We have seen such individuals and their bungling parties sadistically maul tenet to wile and policies to streaming blood. 

    The 2023 elections provided an opportunity to divest the country of their cancerous forms, lest we end up as tissues and blood in their gourds. Nonetheless, the ruling class reflects our degeneracy to us. They actuate rather than constrain our perversions.

    Boorstin would call this the mirror effect. The political class’ administrative hearse becomes the railcar of our death-tending impulses: terrorism, kidnap for ransom, and armed robbery flourish. Fraud and embezzlement of public funds persist in public and private corporations.

    The maladies persist through dispensations. From now, over the next three years, voters will get to know if, by their votes, they have once again fallen victim to errant lusts. 

    At the moment, the political arena equally unfurls like a red-light district, an expansive brothel, where electorate bodies are the stringed instruments hysterically plucked by politician-patrons. 

    In this decadent theatre, politicians emerge as master harpists, making dark melodies to the electorate’s torment. In anguish, the latter gains identity as faceless natives: bleeding sap condemned to infernal dystopia. Think of the Plateau massacre and the like.

    Beyond the false narrative of one candidate’s sainthood and the opposition’s villainy, the consistency and emotionality of the story is paramount. Thus, the occasionally wild and absurd drama. 

    Did the Plateau electorate choose the most suitable candidates for their public offices? Have they entrusted their lives to the right hands? Or were their votes hijacked or stolen by the most devious candidates? Did the illiterate voter escape the snare of political con men at the 2023 polls? 

    Take the Plateau government and police authorities, for instance; since they assumed office, what have they done differently from their predecessors in curbing the seasonal massacre in the state?

    It’s about time the federal government overhauled the regional security architecture, with particular attention to intelligence and anti-terror operations in established hot spots. This would forestall a recurrence of the Plateau massacre, among others.

    The frightful spurts of violence in Plateau and other parts of the country intone a brazen incantation of bestiality over humankind. It exposes the scourge of our inner ugliness and establishes citizenship as a barbaric ritual drama, where the performers periodically swap masks among the government and the governed.

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    From Boko Haram’s terrorism, armed banditry, and kidnap for ransom to the killer herdsmen-farmer crisis, criminals and mass murderers actualise their fantasies of ill-bliss across the country.

    Every fresh killing occurs jarringly in the wild drama. The corpses manifest as a sick rose wrapped in menacing public thorns. Amid the mayhem, the governors look up to the federal government to rescue their states from the jaws of insecurity, thus drawing speculations about what they do with the monthly outrageous security votes they draw from the national purse.

    The occasional knee-jerk reactions to insecurity are ineffective. The incumbent government must not lose its grip on the nation’s security apparatus. It is, however, pointless rehashing calls for an overhaul of the security system. Nigeria needs a more drastic intervention.

    The President Bola Tinubu-led administration must avoid the occasional flashes of feeble resolve deployed by his predecessor and empower the nation’s armed forces lest they make a frantic recourse to the glorified hide-and-seek escapades with terrorists.

    Whatever good the incumbent administration seeks to achieve mustn’t be smothered by the miseries and death cries of victims of insecurity, unemployment, and the collapse of security infrastructure. 

    On President Tinubu’s watch, Nigeria mustn’t diminish into a Darwinian spectacle of turbulent energies: terrorism, warmongering, buck-passing, corruption, and inefficiency – the same failings for which previous administrations were tirelessly chastised. 

  • MoD and the ‘bloody civilians’

    If there is one thing President Muhammadu Buhari’s  government has achieved, it is to debunk the notion that the Police are the most corrupt organ in Nigeria. It has been proven beyond doubt today that that prize is still up for grabs.

    The sin of the police is that they collect small, small change from poor motorists, thereby making themselves a public nuisance. Check out the ordeal of the so-called ‘bloody civilians’ who are Ministry of Defence staff.

    As you read this, an annual ritual for civilian teachers in Command Secondary Schools across the country is on  Abuja. It’s an annual jamboree called Promotion Interviews for senior teachers from grade level 13 and above teaching in military secondary schools across Nigeria.

    About 500 of these experienced and highly qualified (mainly Master’s Degree holders) teachers are in Abuja now for an exercise that is at best dubious if not fraudulent.

    Here is why: first, this fraud has been going on for nearly ten years with only a handful promoted; yet each year the same people who have been passing this interview for nearly a decade are invited and at the end of the day, they are told there is no vacancy.

    Second, this so-called interview brings about 500 of these hapless men and women from across the country to Abuja for about ten days. They are not given any travel allowance, no food, no water and no accommodation. Coming to Abuja on this annual pilgrimage of shame is totally at the expense of the poor candidates. But MoD is said to have a huge budget for this annual ritual.

    This explains why even though they claim there is no vacancy to promote, they stage this huge bazaar every year. If there are only a few vacancies, why not promote the backlog of successful candidates instead of organising this yearly extravaganza? This exploitative and humiliating exercise happens because these people are ‘bloody civilians’. Would a qualified military officer be denied promotion to next level for 8 – 10 years?

    These teachers who nurture the wards of military officers and men are also Nigerians and they deserve better treatment from the MoD; their counterparts in other ministries are already three to four levels ahead of them. If MoD won’t promote them, let it stop this corrupted annual ritual.

  • BLOODY VOYAGE -How 70-yr-old kidnapped Ikorodu Pastor met tragic end in militants’ den

    Life for Toba Osuloye and his father, Adebola, had revolved around ministering the word of God to the congregation at New Life Gospel Mission founded by the father in 1976. They craved no earthly possession nor desired quick riches. However, life took a downturn to hell when suspected militants invaded their Ikorodu residence and abducted father and son. Assistant Editor, SEUN AKIOYE narrates the tragic story of abduction and death.

    JUNE 7th 2016 was a day I didn’t understand at all. I didn’t go out because I had some church work to do; there was a strange feeling all through that day,” Toba Osuloye, pastor and businessman, began the long tale which changed his family forever.

    He was sitting in a safe house in Ibadan, Oyo State capital, where for the past two weeks he had been hiding after he was released by suspected militants after he was kidnapped alongside his 70-year-old father and held for 10 days in a dingy hut built on the sea in the middle of nowhere.

    Osuloye’s present abode and condition is a far cry from what he was used to, his life and that of his family preluding the tragedy revolved around the church founded by his father, Rev. Dr. Zacheus  Adebola Osuloye in 1976.  Before then, the elder Osuloye had held various top positions at Leventis Stores before answering the call to serve God. The result of the call was the New Life Gospel Mission in Lagos.

    The younger Osuloye-being the only son- followed his father into the vineyard and became one of the church administrators. Aside doing the work of God, he also runs his own business as a printer. The Osuloyes were not poor, yet they are not rich.

    In 2007, the father secured a piece of land in the waterlogged area of Maba near Oke-Oko in Ikorodu; the house he built was a modest one house and two years ago, his son completed a small apartment beside his father’s and moved in with his family.

    For some months, the family had been planning the 70th birthday celebration for their father, Adebola Zaccheus.  The birthday was scheduled for June 25, 2016 and organising the landmark celebration fell on his son, Toba. However, that was not to be.

    The journey to the nightmare for the Osuloyes began around 8:00pm. According to Toba, his father had devoted himself to fasting the whole day and had put on the generating set in his house. Toba joined him in order to complete the church assignment he was doing on his computer. His wife had just returned from work and his mother left for a night vigil about 10 minutes earlier.

    “Suddenly, my wife screamed, Jesu a ma rogo!” (Jesus we are in trouble!). The cause of the trouble was the uninvited entry of about six men, clad in dark robes; a few covered their faces while others were not so cautious. Some had on army camouflage trousers; they were armed with machetes, axes and guns.

    “They shouted that we should lie down, which we did. Then, they took my father out and asked for my money, my wife’s jewelries. I gave them all that I had in the house, my wife had no jewelry, they asked for my ATM card which I gave, only one of the accounts had money. It was about N5,000; they said to me, it’s okay just come with us,” Toba narrated.

    The invaders led the couple through their backyard to the stream where he pleaded that his wife be released. A small canoe was waiting, he was bundled into it and they rowed a few meters to the sea where a larger canoe was waiting. Inside, he saw his father who was already blind-folded.

    “When I saw my father, I became cold, they told us that we must cough out money as ransom. I told them that we are just pastors,” Toba said. A shout cut the conversation short. “You stop there!” A shout bellowed into the dark waters. What followed could best be described as a scene from an action packed movie.

    “Suddenly, there was shooting. The militants jumped into the water and started to shoot back. I laid flat inside the canoe and pulled my father down too; the shooting lasted for about four minutes; then there was silence.”

    The militants came back into the boat boasting: “Do you think your army can save you? They can’t kill us. We have wiped them out,” they shouted. But something had gone wrong during the shootout; the father was hit by a bullet. “My father said he couldn’t feel his legs again; there was blood all over. one of them checked and said the army had shot my dad in the leg.”

    A ransom and death

    Because of the interference of the army, the militants took a detour, a labyrinth, then it began to rain and one of them gave the father his jacket. The detour eventually led to a large camp, several houses built on the water, powerful floodlights blinding Toba and his father who was still bleeding. He said:  “When they removed the blindfold, I saw a big camp on the water, it was like a village. Then they moved us to another canoe and we got to a tent, a small distance from the village. I was stripped naked as I was covered in blood. I was then pushed into a hut. When we arrived there, I heard on the radio that the time was 3: am, we were captured at 8:30pm.”

    Both captives were separated. The father began to plead for his life and his son; “I am not a politician, I am only a servant of God, why are you doing this?” He reportedly yelled. His captors would have none of the “nonsense”, they corked their guns and threatened to “delete” him and son.

    They put the cost on their lives at N10 million. It was a thunderbolt to the men of God. A call was placed to one of the church administrators using Toba’s wife’s phone which had been stolen the night before. Other phones had dropped into the river.

    The father bleeding was unabated; the captors called a nurse. She examined him, declared he had lost a lot of blood, then sedated him. One of the captors suggested they administer Andrews Liver Salt, but that suggestion was rejected by another. Early in the morning, the father began to talk. “Daddy called me and said I should hold on, to tell the church that they must do everything to make heaven because he was going to heaven. He prophesied that the church would not scatter after his demise. Then I heard a loud sigh and all was quiet,” Toba said.

    In the morning, the militants began to make frantic phone calls. Then the body of the father was dragged out of the hut. They told the son that they were taking him to the hospital. They warned him that the ransom should be paid quickly.

    In the afternoon, a new set of guards arrived and Toba’s interrogation began. They asked him about his life, if he really was a man of God; if he had a girlfriend; if he had ever committed a sin; committed an abortion. They asked for the pin to his ATM card. As he answered truthfully to each question, they beat him the more, a slap here and a kick there; the butt of the gun became busy on his head.

    The report on the ATM came back. “You, a whole pastor has only N5,000 in your account. Don’t you collect offerings and tithes and you have a jeep in your house?” They yelled and beat him the more.

    Toba said the jeep belonged to his father and it has been abandoned for many months due to its unserviceable nature.  A boss of the militants came to the hut and said their stories had been checked out. “Your father is a good man, we have confirmed your story. We will need the N10 million because we have spent N200,000 treating your father,” he said.

    They began negotiating with one of the church pastors. Two days later, the sum of N200,000 was raised. When this news was communicated to the abductors, they became enraged. “Do you think we are beggars? Are we running at a loss or making profit? Do you know how much we have spent on your dad?” They yelled and beat him unabated.

    Two days later, the financial situation had not changed. Toba’s situation was becoming precarious. The militants became impatient; he had been there for four days now, much longer than anticipated. They told his family: “We will waste them, we kill people here every day; we have killed pastors before, it is nothing.”

    A city on the water

    Sunday June 12: “I woke up and began to cry. I knew prayers were being said for us every day but I was losing hope. Then, God told me that my salvation was in my mouth and that I should speak. I didn’t know what to tell the guards, so I asked if we could pray together, they agreed; they even thanked me,” Toba said.

    The camp where he was taken was like a city on the water. There, life went on as normal and people go to work and return, hawkers ply their wares on canoes.  There was a seller of pepper soup, pure water; pharmacists visit frequently and one could get to buy anything there.

    The ‘village’ was also well lit; there were powerful generators that supplied electricity 24 hours a day. One of the militants boasted that they lived better lives there than in the so- called Nigeria.  The guards were changed at 1:00pm daily. There was one they call “Pastor” who announces his arrival with a cry of “In the name of God, the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost.” But he also delighted in inflicting injuries on a fellow ‘pastor’.

    Toba was subjected to psychological pain. “They didn’t allow me to rest; if I doze, they would shake the walls of the hut and screamed.  Then they will shoot into the water. One time they threw a bomb and the whole place shook; it was like an earthquake. I was lying on the ground with my face to the wall. When they come in I have to cover my face,” Toba said.

    Every day, at least five times a helicopter would fly over the camp, it would fly very low and Toba would hope that a rescue was at hand. The chopper would move away taking his hopes with it. Then the militants would fantasy about shooting down one of the choppers.

    The militants showed total disdain for their captive. “You are an animal, you are a monkey, you are nothing to us. When we see you, we only see money. You better yield money or we will delete you,” they yelled. It was a constant threat, designed to break his will.

    By Monday June 13, despite the best efforts of the family, they still hadn’t raised N300,000. This got the captors angry. “Pastor, you are making me angry, why are your people doing this?” One of them said and commenced shooting indiscriminately into the water. The bullets hit the water in torrents sending panic into the frightened captive.

    Suddenly as if in answer to Toba’s earnest prayers, one of the guards, on hearing that the captive had prayed for the guards, promised to help him. “This one no go die,” he told his colleagues. “Let them know that not all of us here is bad.” And for two days, the ‘angel’ kept his words, ensuring there was no change of guards; this action also kept Toba alive. By Monday evening, the ransom fee had climbed to N500,000 and the family was excited to report this feat.

    “You must be an imbecile, what do you take us for? We are going to delete them. We don’t want to hear thousands, we want to hear millions. You don’t like your people, we will delete them,” one yelled and disconnected the call.

    A plan to escape

    By Tuesday, everyone who came to the hut was surprised that Toba was still in captivity and they began to question why he had not been killed. Then they began to suggest other options. “What about Baba’s friends, what about your neighbours?”

    Toba was becoming too weak to cooperate, so they forced some dry bread into his mouth and he gulped it down with the river water which they called tea. When he asked about his dad, he was beaten severely. “Tomorrow will be your last day,” one of them said.

    Toba’s angel began to plan an escape for him. He told the others he planned to release him, he asked one of the guards how much he got when Amnesty money was brought to the camp. The fellow replied “N15,000.” The faceless angel said: “Let’s take this money, if we share it we shall get thousands, let us release this pastor,” he said.

    On Wednesday, the faceless angel asked Toba to lock the door from inside. Then a boat arrived and one man shouted, “NEPA!” He brought a large sack with him and attempted to break down the door. “But my angel withstood him; he said I should not be killed. He spoke to the other one who was very adamant and in the end prevailed against his killing me that day,” Toba said. He had been saved for another day.

    But there were hindrances to the plan of escape; the militants disagreed about the sharing formulae of the ransom fee. A lady came and insisted that once free, the ransom won’t be paid but in the end they agreed to smuggle him out.

    The lady went to the camp and reported the plan. The big boss came and changed the guards, when the new guard arrived they mocked him ceaselessly. “We hear you have been praying, that you have been chopping their liver, well we are here now,” they said.  Now that the plan had been busted, his life was hanging in the balance; will the captors descend on him in anger, hack him to death and simply throw his body into the river?

    Toba said he knew the end was nigh. In the night, another big boss arrived. He had been to Abuja for a week and was angry to find Toba still a captive. “I went to Abuja and I still meet you here. I am angry, pastor, I am angry, you are wasting our time. People are guarding you without payment,” he said. In anger he began to shoot into the river, he hit the wall violently.

    “I couldn’t sleep again, all hope was lost; they had already decided to kill me,” Toba said.

    On Thursday June 16th, the new guards asked Toba to pray for them. They still hadn’t told him his father was dead.  Then his faceless angel returned. As soon as the boat docked, he began to scream “Pastor I am back o, I am staying with you now.”

    More good news followed that day. A call came that the ransom had increased to N1million. The militants quickly agreed to take it and arrangements began for his release. But one of the young militants came and suggested they kill him. “We would say he tried to escape, or that he was giving us trouble,” he said. The angel countered him, the plan was dismissed.

    Not all of the militants are rebels without a cause.  They spoke bitterly about the destruction of Niger Delta. They were very bitter against the government, according to Toba. Many of them exhibited a high level of intellect and their grasp of world affairs cannot be faulted.

    Many of them are graduates who are unemployed; many had tales of woe to tell about their families. One man said his parents were roasted in a fire which began from a ruptured oil pipe; his family has never received any compensation. “So you want me to pity the father and mother of other people when the government killed my own parents?” He asked. The boys said they were on a revenge mission against Nigeria.

    Friday June 17:  “Pastor stand up,” a militant commanded and proceeded to tie Toba’s face from behind. It would be the day of his dramatic release after 10 days of terror, pain and uncertainty. He had been to the doorsteps of death and returned. It was unlikely they kill him now, not with the promise of a ransom.  “I am giving you my fine jean,” one of them said. Another gave him a “smelly and dirty” shirt, while one sacrificed his “brand new bathroom slippers.” He was taken into a boat and after some minutes, he perceived lights. It was the camp.

    “They welcomed me to the camp while still blindfolded, gave me my properties, phones and computer and N2,000 for my transportation,” Toba revealed.  To receive the items, he was asked to put out his hands while they were dropped into his palms.

    The chief gave him instructions on what to do after he must have regained his freedom. He was to walk a couple of meters, then he would find okada riders who will take him to Oke-Oko. He was not to ask questions or talk to anybody.

    Up till then, the militants still maintained his father was alive. They told the negotiator that the two captives would be released on Friday. They told Toba that his father would follow behind him as he had been picked up from the hospital. But in the boat, he heard a militant inform another: “He was a good man and a pastor too, so we buried him.”

    That was the first inkling he had to what happened to his father’s body. All through his ordeal, he had pretended not to know about his father’s demise, but nobody was kind enough to alert him that his dear father was gone and to compound the issue, the family had no body to bury. For a man who dedicated his life to others, there will be no tomb for him where his children can point:  “here lies our father.”

    They put him in a boat, his ‘angel’ insisted on following him to the drop point. Blindfolded and weak, they set out around 9:00pm. The captors’ rowed, eerie silence prevailed. “The way they rowed, you will know that these are professionals, there was no sound of paddling; in fact, they didn’t speak, it was like they were avoiding something.”

    After about 30 minutes, the journey ended. Being too weak, they helped him on his feet and gave the final instructions: “We are going to remove your blindfold. Walk straight on, do not look back.” There was no need for a repetition, he had seen the gang in their sheer brutality. He walked on and into freedom.

    But providence might have saved Toba from further calamity, for the night he was released coincided with the killing of one of the militants, which led to the massacre and deaths of several persons in many Ikorodu communities.

    Toba’s mother is still trying to come to terms with the death of her husband whom she described as a “perfect gentleman” and an epitome of humility. “We were praying when they were there. We contacted many men of God to pray. It was a traumatic time for us,” she told The Nation.

    But the family will not close this horrid chapter in their lives without a befitting funeral for their hero. “The funeral will be preceded by a service of songs on July 22nd and other events will occur on 23 and 24th of July, we want to celebrate our father and the life he lived,” Toba said.

  • Two killed as cultists clashed in Ondo

    A carnival organised by some youths in Ondo town, Ondo State on Monday turned bloody as two persons reportedly lost their lives while several others injured.

    One of the victims killed was identified as Afusat Ayodeji but as at the time of filing this report, the identity of remaining one still unknown.

    Crisis was said to have broken out at Kogbona Street where the event was held in the town between two rival cult groups.

    It was learnt that some of the people injured are currently receiving treatment at various hospitals in the town while the remains of those killed had been deposited at the Ondo General Hospital morgue.

    The Nation learnt that the event turned to free for all when a rival cultist group stormed the event in search of one of their opponent, who is a member of the youths who organised the carnival.

    It was gathered that the hoodlums allegedly shot into the crowd, who had worn branded vests preparing to dance round the town.

    At the process, two persons were allegedly hit by stray bullets, while others sustained severe injuries.

    It took the intervention of the police before normalcy was returned to the town.

    The Divisional Police Officer (DPO) of the Enuowa Police Station in Ondo State, Kunle Omisakin confirmed the incident.

    He also informed that two persons have been arrested in connection to the mayhem.

    He however added that the case had been transfered to the appropriate section at the police command headquarters in Akure, the state capital for further investigation.

  • Bloody love in hard times

    Bloody love in hard times

    Does anybody care about this terrible trend?

    People committing murder with ease. Many threatening to commit suicide and some actually committing suicide or attempting to end it all when they can no longer bend it.

    There are also many cases of husbands killing their wives and wives killing their husbands in a macabre reversal of deep and psychic spousal affection. The Sophocles era all over again?

    Why do people kill their loved ones? The reasons are as many as the stars in the sky, but how many of them are rational? Psychologists, psychoanalysts and psychiatrists really have their jobs cut out for them. But does anybody care?

    The other day in Ibadan, a lawyer reportedly pounced on her sleeping husband and knifed him to death. A court is sitting over the matter, even as the man’s family is crying for justice.

    In Benue State, a 17-year-old boy killed his mother for, according to him, being the architect of his libidinal problem “in the last few years”. It doesn’t get more tragic. He shot his mother after accusing her of witchcraft, the police said.

    I wonder what the Lagos dockworker whose wife’s body was found in their home after a row will be telling the police now. According to his friends, Mr  Lekan Shonde had accused his wife of infidelity before the light suddenly went out on her life . “He has never been violent. I have known him for the past 33 years and I can tell you he is a gentleman,” Mr Sunday Nwobi said of the suspect who is now in police custody.

    After learning of his wife’s death, Shonde reportedly decided to commit suicide, but his friends prevailed on him to surrender to the police so that justice could take its course. The authorities will have to rely on scientific clues to determine the cause of Ronke Shonde’s death , which her husband insists he did not cause.

    Why did Shonde contemplate suicide if he was damn sure he didn’t do it? Is it true he called the man with whom his wife had an affair? Will the police question the suspected philanderer? Shonde said he called his mother-in-law to say that he had decided not to kill himself and the woman said she had forgiven him.

    At what point do people decide to commit suicide? When do they try to give up? And why? Cowardice? Isn’t thinking about suicide an element of cowardice? Should a man be hopeless? Is suicide a symbol of bravery? How will the victim know what the world thinks about him? Is the “final solution” a sign of honour and ultimate defence of integrity? This is neither here nor there.

    Songster Tiwa Savage should be gathering the pieces of her shattered marriage now. First we learnt of her husband  Tunji “Tee Billz” Balogun’s attempted suicide. He chose a fantastic site – the top of the bridge that links Lekki and Ikoyi, where the rich and powerful move in exotic cars; not on Eko Bridge with all those funny passenger vans. Set to jump into the water, he decided to make some last calls –in place of a suicide note? – and, as if it was all planned, his pals stormed the place to dissuade him from jumping. He obliged them.

    In the manner of the kiss-and-tell stories that usually swirl around  celebrities, the budding entertainment impresario accused his wife of infidelity, ingratitude and betrayal. Besides, he said her mother was behind his fate – an allusion to some unstated and unproven psychic forces Tee Billz believes the woman possesses.

    Tiwa picked up the gauntlet. She painted a mesmerising picture of her former manager and estranged husband’s life. A rock star’s champagne life – of drug, wine and women. She said Tee Billz had put her in debt and she needed to salvage her career.

    Trust Nigerians, these love-turn- sour stories- some of them are major calamities, no doubt – have revved into action the remarkable fecundity of the Nigerian mind. It is all in an attempt to explain that some of the situations that propel couples to end it all are not as harmful as they seem if we are patient. Consider this sent to me by a friend:

    “One day oga decided to give his wife a surprise package. He moulded a big heart cake, with the assistance of the house help. The project took almost a whole day. Madam returned from work to meet the house help snoring. She was fast asleep.

    “Madam: ‘Silly girl, will you get up now! What have you been doing since morning?

    “House help: ‘Welcome ma. A beg; no vex. Me and Oga dey make love since morning. Na now we finish. Na im I sey make I lie down small …”

    There is also this that tries to define love, that seemingly phantasmagoric and gripping feeling to which men and women ascribe some of their behaviours, and death – the end of all. It says: “What is love? Love is when your husband catches you in bed with another man and says, ‘baby, dress up; let’s go home’. What is death? Death is when you follow him.”

    In other words, when a couple begin to hurl at each other allegations of infidelity, it is time to watch it. They need not wait for the “final solution” for the resolution of their differences. Once suspicion elbows trust out of a relationship, what is left?

    Tee Billz was lucky to have got people to dissuade him from taking that fatally final plunge into the dark, murky river to cool off in the hereafter. So was Senator Kashamu Buruji. Remember the other day how drug law enforcement agents laid a siege to his home in a controversial bid to seize and ferry him to the United States where they insist he is wanted for drug offences. The distinguished senator said he had no case to answer in America. When it was obvious the operatives were set to storm the house and ferret him out, Kashamu threatened to commit suicide rather than being bound and bundled onto a flight to uncertainty.

    Then th e courts supervened. Now the senator is sitting pretty in the National Assembly, making laws for good governance and well being of the country. He even finds time, despite the mental exertion that lawmaking demands, to occasionally issue press statements commending the Muhammadu Buhari administration’s anti-corruption battle, urging Nigerians to back it. Ah! If only truth could talk.

    There are people who commit suicide or threaten to wave the final farewell to the world for the hardship they face.  An Abia State civil servant has just hung himself because he had not been paid for four months. De Nwakwo had a family of four. He couldn’t feed them, according to reports on the incident. He left a suicide note for his family, which said he couldn’t foot his children’s education bill and could not afford to buy a dress for his wife to wear on Mother’s Day. “I have no other place to go ; no hope, nothing to give to my children to eat and no salary for the past four months. I am sorry I have to do this,” Nwakwo wrote. Poor fellow.

    Last Thursday in Lekki, a Cameroonian, Frederick Gino, climbed an electric pole and threatened to kill himself. A report said it was all to avoid a mob that pursued him after he was suspected to have burgled an apartment. Another quoted him as telling the crowd that had gathered to rescue him: “Give me N5million or I jump!” He was brought down and taken to the hospital.

    Was it all a stunt? As many asked, if Gino wanted to end it all, he needed not have taken the trouble of looking for a ladder to climb the pole  and causing a nuisance. Why didn’t he just take a stroll to a humming transformer and just give the hot machine a bear hug?

    Is the law that bars a man from taking his own life still alive?

     

    Cameron’s cameo

    British Prime Minister David Cameron has been under attack since the news broke of his description of Nigeria as “fantastically corrupt” during a discussion with the Queen and the Archbishop of Canterbury, the Right Rev. Justin Welby.

    Mr Cameron has not said anything new. What he has failed to say is that the Muhammadu Buhari administration is waging a war against corruption. He is forging ahead despite criticisms in some quarters of the style of fighting the war and what to his opponents is the utter neglect of other areas.

    Besides the fact that Cameron’s statement is undiplomatic and impolite, it is hypocritical. Most of those who stole Nigeria’s wealth live in Britain, their loot is kept in Britain, their kids school in Britain, their investments – mostly in property and stocks- are in Britain.  When Great Britain stops being a haven for looters, the greedy would have lost a great ally. And the time to do that is now. Cameron should lead the way instead of insulting Nigerians, most of who are living honest and clean lives.

  • INEC suspends action on bloody Rivers rerun poll

    INEC suspends action on bloody Rivers rerun poll

    Wike’s chief of staff held over attack on Peterside, others

    Wike: my aide’s driver killed

    The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) last night suspended further action on Rivers State rerun elections into the National Assembly and the House of Assembly.

    It said it decided to take the action because several permanent and ad hoc officials had been attacked. Some were abducted and taken to unknown destinations.

    The electoral agency said the tense atmosphere had only enabled it to collate and declare results in only one Federal and nine state constituencies.

    But the suspension does not affect the constituencies where the process has been completed and the results declared by the Returning Officers.

    A statement last night by INEC’s Director, Voter Education and Publicity, Mr. Oluwole Osaze- Uzzi, said: “Pursuant to the Orders of the Court of Appeal, the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) conducted elections into various seats in the National and the Rivers State House of Assembly yesterday, the 19th of March, 2016.

    “Rather unfortunately, some of these elections witnessed the disruption of the process, including the barricading of some of the INEC Local Government offices and Registration Area Centres (RACs) used for the distribution of Electoral materials which led to the late commencement of the exercise in some places and consequently, its smooth take off.

    “Of more serious concern was the level of threats, violence and intimidation of election officials and voters by well armed thugs and miscreants allegedly acting on behalf of some politicians, which marred the elections in some areas.

    “There were reports of numerous attacks resulting in fatalities, kidnappings, ballot snatching, diversion of officials and materials, amongst others, which necessitated its suspension in 8 Local Government Areas.

    “Regrettably, such deviant behaviour has continued today. Several permanent and ad hoc staff engaged have been attacked, again resulting in fatalities, while some have been forcibly abducted and taken to presently unknown destinations.

    “Under such difficult circumstance, the Returning Officers were only able to collate and declare results in 1 Federal and 9 State constituencies where the disruption and malpractices were not so widespread.

    “Having reviewed the situation, the Commission is compelled to suspend all further action concerning the exercise in all the other constituencies in the State pending the receipt of a comprehensive report from its Field Officials and Monitors.

    “For the avoidance of doubt, it should be noted that the suspension does not affect the constituencies where the exercise has been completed and the results declared by the Returning Officers.”

  • Pro-Biafra protest turns bloody

    Pro-Biafra protest turns bloody

    The peaceful protest embarked upon by the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) turned bloody on Wednesday in Anambra, when the protesters were attacked by the Joint Task Force (JTF) that claimed the lives of about nine persons.
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  • Jonathan’s rampaging bloody politics

    It is essentially disturbing that Nigerians no longer see President Goodluck Ebele “Azikiwe” Jonathan as the nation’s saviour. His deceptive preachments, “My ambition doesn’t worth the life of anyone”, like the other swaddling hogwash, have been exposed for what they are: fraud. Since his re-election campaigns begin, no one is left in doubt that the nation is under the iron control of his PDP-led government. It has been “brain, as demagoguery offered by Femi Fani-Kayode of this world, and fist”, as offered by his wife, Dame Patience Jonathan.

    His second term bid has generated indignation amongst the people who saw in him previously puritanical statesmanship and a fitting image of a liberal democrat. All that has faded now, even though he has been reeving up and clashing down potent issues to show to the world that he is not as isolated as the opposition claimed. His government is truly a gigantic fraud. As we speak, the Senate has confirmed Musiliu Obanikoro as a federal minister, appointed by President Goodluck Jonathan, brushing aside allegations that Mr. Obanikoro played a key role in election fraud in Ekiti State. To make matter worse, Mr. Obanikoro was only told to “take a bow and go”, without answering questions, on the alleged Ekitigate.

    There is greater anxiety than ever before that put the nation on the spotlight, and has generated the fear that Mr Jonathan’s autocratic drift has been intensified. The “political momism”, my coinage for Dame Patience Jonathan’s verbal diarrhoea deal devastating blow to whatever peace-pact reached by all the fourteen political parties gunning for the presidency.

    The peace accord came under the auspices of formers United Nation’s Secretary-General and Common Wealth’s Secretary-General, Kofi Anna and Emeka Anyaoku, respectively. The violation of the peace agreement tobe non-violent is not merely an attack on the reputations of those elder statesmen who brokered the peace deal tarnished by the First Lady’s call for violence, but the nation’s sensibilities and the genuine crave for peaceful elections.

    In case you forget, the President’s wife told a crowd of supporters to stone to death anyone caught mentioning, “CHANGE”. She stated this in Calabar on March 2, 2015, while campaigning for the ruling Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) and her husband, the incumbent president Goodluck Jonathan. “Anybody that come and tell you change, stone that person.’’ She continued: “What you did not do at 19, is it now that old age has caught up with you, you want to come and change? You can’t change; rather you will turn back to a baby. You will turn back to a baby. From old age nothing, so nothing like change. Rather (it) is continuity,” she fumed.

    She added a comical note: “Even though belle (pregnancy) is disturbing you, tell it baby, baby let me go and vote. Baby wait let me go and exercise my mandate. Baby wait let me go and do what I can use to feed you.  Baby wait for me, let me go and vote, after voting, I will come and deliver you,  and you won’t die because Goodluck has given all the safety measures.  You won’t die,” she enthused.

    Sad and abhorrent as the above banal statement might be from the first lady, it shows how she and her husband have sunk into the pit of desperation to be returned to power. ( The opposition All Progressives Party’s slogan for March 28 election is ‘change’, so Nigerians now know that Patience Jonathan advertently had called on Nigerians to stone the opposition politicians to death. Patience Jonathan has previously mocked the APC’s slogan saying that the PDP does not tell Nigerians about change because they are not bus conductors.

    As expected, Mr Jonathan is yet to respond to his wife’s call for stoning anyone who ‘talks change’ to death. Heeding the wife’s blackmail, Gen. Martin Luther Agwai’ (rtd), SURE-P Chairman was given the boot for a lecture he delivered last week in Abeokuta during the birthday ceremony of former President Olusegun Obasanjo where he declared that “change is inevitable”. Agwai merely spoke on the topic, “Imperatives of a National Security Framework for Development and Progress of Nigeria,” at the birthday ceremony where he noted that change in leadership was inevitable. He typically stressed the need for security sector reform, without which, he said, the country might be doomed.

    “In life, you find out that everything needs change; if that is what the community wants, what the people want, you must give it to them and, as such, it becomes inevitable. “You can have everything nice, but if you don’t have the right leadership to propel it, it cannot go anywhere. Integrity matters – doing what is good for the larger society and not just what you want to do for a narrow society to please yourself.”

    “The military has to be transformed and this becomes necessary from the point of recruitment, training and assuming leadership role. Our forces that are trained, equipped to defend us are now in a strange field. “We must have security sector reform because everyone that has anything to do with security must be re-branded for professionalism, efficiency and effectiveness. The military has nothing to do with politics, and if we allow it, we will run into problems,” he warned.

    Driving by wayward leadership principles – vast and sprawling bureaucracy, having little of the required efficiency usually credited to Nigerians, poisoned by mega-graft, besotted by constant confusion and cutthroat official rivalries occasioned by the muddling interference of party potentates, and often rendered impotent by the terror of his illiterate wife, Mr Jonathan was conned out of governance.

    That Mr Jonathan himself maintained dignified silence over his wife’s open call to anarchy, kidnapping and actual slaughtering of people didn’t come as a surprise. Nine members of the All Progressives Congress, APC, in Rivers State, southern Nigeria, were killed in two separate incidents in Port Harcourt, the Rivers State capital, a few days ago. While five of the men were killed in the D-Line area of Port Harcourt, the other four met their untimely death along the Eastern By-Pass in the Marine Base area of the state capital!

    Journalists were not left out of the Rivers State political killing field to which Mr Jonathan turns a blind eye. Members of the Nigeria Union of Journalists (NUJ) in Rivers State who could not take the threat to their lives as they discharge their lawful duties in the state lying low took to the streets in protect with placard:

    “Journalists in Rivers State say enough is enough to insecurity and election related violence”; “We are tired of Violent Politics”; “Allow journalists perform their constitutional functions”, “When you kill journalists, you kill society”; “Toy with journalists, toy with the future of the nation”; “Journalism is a constitutionally recognised profession”; “Rivers Journalists may be forced to boycott polls coverage if…”

    At the top of the swarming heap of carnage and bloodbath stands the son of canoe-carver-born PhD holder from Otuoke, ferried by providence to power. His is pathetic governance, who, at the head of so great and powerful a nation, set out to attain its end. Six-year on, he is unable to create an enviable nation, burnish with abundant resources to the satisfaction of the electorate. Nigerians will be writing their page in the darkest of histories should Mr Jonathan finds his way back to Aso Rock in a country where second term in office do not amount to much.

    • Ikhide wrote in from Lagos, Nigeria.
  • Bloody weekend: Boko Haram on the rampage

    Bloody weekend: Boko Haram on the rampage

    30 killed in Adamawa

    Man, wife, dad, maid died in Kano bombing

    Cameroon deputy PM’s wife abducted

    Boko Haram insurgents were on the rampage at the weekend.

    They abducted yesterday the wife of Cameroon’s Vice Prime Minister.

    The sect’s fighters also kidnapped an influential traditional and Muslim spiritual leader in northern Cameroon, along with his family.

    In Kano, a man, his father, wife and maid died when a bomb was hurled at a church congregation after a mass.

    Adamawa State was also hit by the insurgents, who attacked three villages, killing 30 residents. A village head was abducted.

    The insurgents raided Kolofata – Cameroon’s border town with Nigeria’s Borno State. Three people were killed in the attack.

    It was the third attack by the sect on Cameroon’s northern towns since Friday.

    The Cameroonian government and the military confirmed the abductions.

    The wife of Deputy Prime Minister Amadou Ali and her maid were taken in “a savage attack” on his home by Boko Haram militants, Information Minister Issa Tchiroma said.

    A local politician and his family were also abducted in a separate attack.

    The local religious leader, or the Lamido, named Seini Boukar Lamine, who is also the town’s mayor, was kidnapped in a separate attack on his home.

    There was no immediate claim of responsibility.

    Boko Haram, the Islamist militant group, has stepped up cross-border attacks into Cameroon in recent weeks. Cameroon has deployed troops in the region, joining international efforts to combat the militants, who are holding more than 200 schoolgirls kidnapped on April 15 in Chibok, Borno State.

    “I can confirm that the home of Vice Prime Minister Amadou Ali in Kolofata came under a savage attack from Boko Haram militants,” Issa Tchiroma told Reuters by telephone.

    “They unfortunately took away his wife. They also attacked the Lamido’s residence and he was also kidnapped,” he said, adding that at least three people were killed in the attack.

    A Cameroon military commander in the region told Reuters that the vice prime minister, who was at home to celebrate the Muslim feast of Ramadan with his family, was taken to a neighbouring town by security officials.

    “The situation is very critical here now, and as I am talking to you, the Boko Haram elements are still in Kolofata town in a clash with our soldiers,” said Colonel Felix Nji Formekong, the second commander of Cameroon’s third inter-army military region, based in the regional headquarters Maroua.

    Cameroon’s long and porous border with Nigeria means Boko Haram fighters can come and go at will, attacking police stations and villages, and spreading terror throughout the region, says BBC Africa editor Mary Harper.

    The group has attacked Cameroon three times in as many days in the past week, killing at least four soldiers, Reuters reports.

    On Friday, more than 20 members of the militant group were jailed in Cameroon on charges of possessing illegal firearms and plotting an insurrection.

  • That bloody recruitment

    That bloody recruitment

    John Fitzgerald Kennedy, in his famous speech in Dublin Castle, Republic of Ireland, defined democracy as a difficult kind of government that requires the highest qualities of self-discipline, restrained and knowledgeable leaders, willing to make commitments, sacrifices for the general interest.

    Since independence, Nigeria has experienced so much trauma that has shaken the foundation on which it stands; but we are blessed with deft leaders, who drive the country to the edge of precipice, only to draw it back again for another round of dangerous play. But we are yet to be blessed with such leaders that Kennedy was referring to since democracy returned to the nation.

    Nigeria is a country where nothing works in conformance to due process. It is a country which has found it impossible to guarantee even 12 hours electricity supply for its citizens; a nation where poverty thrives, despite being blessed with natural wealth. We are indeed plagued with bad leaders and ignorant followers. The country is like a canoe in turbulence and everybody is looking for a way out.

    Just recently, thousands of jobless graduates, who ostensibly wanted to escape from the poverty trap, took part in the Nigeria Immigration Service recruitment, which ended as a morbid exercise. The applicants were desperate. They besieged venues in their large numbers. The stadia were filled to capacity with able men and women looking for Federal Government’s job.

    They paid N1,000 as application fee but there was no refreshment for them. The graduates were asked to stay in the scorching sun for several hours to write the dubious test. In no time, there was a stampede and some of them were crushed. Many left with physical and psychological trauma.

    After the tragedy, the organisers blamed the dead applicants for their fate. What did our president do? Perhaps it was meant to be some publicity stunt for him, but when tragedy befell the exercise, the president rejected the scheme and condemned the death of applicants.

    To further pee on the graves of the dead, the president offered immediate jobs to the families of the victims. If it is not an afterthought, how else could one explain the president’s largesse? What of those who lived to tell the story? Should they blame themselves for not dying at the test venues? What about applicants who were injured psychologically? Should they go and die at home?

    Is this how the Federal Government wants to solve the unemployment riddle ravaging the nation? Our schools churn out thousands of graduates every year but there are no plans in place to absorb them. If a fraction of the NIS job applicants could be employed to pacify the upset public, what should be the fate of the rest of the applicants, who did not get hurt during the exercise?

    This is why I saw the job offer to the victims’ families as insulting and inappropriate.