Tag: Dog

  • Now that dog don dey eat dog…

    Now that dog don dey eat dog…

    In those early days in the newsroom at the Onipetesi office of The PUNCH newspapers, hardly would a day pass without one of the ‘veteran’ reporters muttering the time-worn phrase that, in journalism, dogs don’t eat dogs. As a rookie proof reader then, it sounded like an unwritten code of conduct meant to bind journalists to the ethos and norms of journalism practice. It was nothing different from what was then a regular feature in the activities of the men in uniform in which, except in rare cases within the lower ranks, they would rather settle disagreements outside the view of the general public than expose the rottenness within. In other words, no matter the grievances, what was termed then as espirit-de-corps became a password for cover-up and the legitimization of certain criminal activities and the externalization of the spirit of togetherness in the security community; some sort of Public Display of Affection spiced with hidden plastic laughter. At that time, it was so strong that those involved could practically walk away with murder if they play their cards right. For example, a ‘bloody civilian’ could purchase a ‘brand new tokunbo’ car in Cotonou and pay practically next to nothing in bills and charges should he engage the services of an officer to drive the car through the borders. The common practice then was that these officers would identify themselves as “officers of the state” and they would drive through different border posts easily until they deliver the vehicle or goods to the owner. Of course, it wasn’t as if it was free as they still drop something for the boys on the road. Just that it was way cheaper than paying the due charges to the government coffers. Though a criminal act, smugglers relied on this method to bring in different contraband into the country. Many other examples abound but that is not the focus of this piece today. It is also important to know that, in journalism then and now, the concept of dogs don’t eat dogs was employed as a safeguard to shield professional colleagues from public odium and ridicule especially in cases where there had been serious lapses in the reportage of a story or related matters. Rather than join the fray, practicing journalists in other media outlets would rather turn a blind eye to the brewing controversy than aggravate it. With that, the controversy wouldn’t take long to die a natural death. And the groove moves on to other matters.

    However, it didn’t take long for me to know that there were exceptions to the rule in actual practice when I was deployed to the State House as a correspondent of The PUNCH. There, dogs don’t just eat dogs; they push them under a moving train, watch them writhe in pains and, sometimes, get crushed into pieces. If there was any rule that was on display, it was the rule of the jungle. In the few years that I spent in that cubicle called “The Portacabin”, I learnt the hard way that not everyone that picked interest in the draft of your story was doing so for altruistic reasons. There were those who were monitoring your work and they were always giving timely feedbacks to the authorities on the slant of your story and the ‘wicked’ headlines that you crafted from an ordinary statement issued by the presidential spokespersons. And therefore, for doing your job diligently, you automatically become a person of interest and men of the secret service would begin to keep tabs on you.

    I recall the countless times I had to make a dash to the Area 11 office of the newspaper then just to write an important story, away from the intrusions of these so-called colleagues whose duty, it appeared, was to set traps for others. At a point, I had assumed that these persons were undercover agents because it was unbelievable that whilst others were scampering to beat deadlines, all they were adept at doing was to wait for the final draft of whatever we came up with, remove bylines, inscribe their own and send the story unedited to whosoever their bosses were then in the newsrooms. It wasn’t a shock to us that these persons were the first to get unimpeachable information about presidential movements, tours and assignments. On the list of those travelling with the president, either local or foreign, they were always first among equals and it never mattered if they file stories on the tour or not. Those realities and the occasional drama playing out in which an unknown person from within would make a call to a particular journalist and command him to ‘drop whatever story’ he was writing at that point in time fortified my belief that the dogs don’t eat dogs rule was being applied mostly in the breach. Bad eggs are in every profession and they are only waiting for the opportunity to pounce on their victims at their most vulnerable moment! That is the reality of life.

    Be that as it may, the developing stories in the past few days in the political circles remind me not just about the dearth of the espirit-de-corps mentality within the coven of politicians but also the betrayal of trust that continues to define seeming, impenetrable political affiliations. Let me start with the dirty dog fight between former Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Wike, and his estranged political son and successor, Siminalayi Fubara. It is bizarre that, few months after emerging victorious from a fiery furnace that the Rivers State political environment had become due to Wike’s romantic entanglements with both the Peoples Democratic Party on the one hand and the All Progressives Congress on the other hand, Wike and Fubara would be engaged in a bitter, almost deadly, battle for the soul of the Rivers State Government House. And when you ask why the immediate past governor and Minister of the Federal Capital Territory would get himself locked in such battle with his chosen successor, no one seems to be equipped with the facts that would justify such. Instead, they would embark on a merry-go-round, dribbling round the issue. They will never break it down to us in the simple mathematical language that is at the heart of the do-or-die angst in naira and kobo so that we can understand. They would, instead, be talking about rights, freedom and constitutionality which merely detours from the main issue.

    Yet, we live in denial if we think this is about the rights of the people of the state to life, liberty and security. Most often, the bust up is always about how one of the feuding parties is holding down the hand of the other to allegedly free the citizens from being subjected to a life of torture, cruel and inhumane treatment and degrading punishment. If that were to be the case, the shackles would have been removed long before this time. But, unfortunately, the people are still roughing it through the long way to perdition. Nothing has changed. In plain street lingo, it is all about ego tripping and the existential right to have access to the public till. What confound really are the shamelessness with which they trudge on and the determination by both parties to self-destruct. Then you ask, what agreement did they reach and who was trying to play smart? Wike or Fubara? Again, you are likely to hit a brick wall. Silence becomes golden. Yet, as the crisis deepens and anger rages, no one seems to give a thought to the collateral and incalculable damages being inflicted on the state and its citizens. As supporters from both sides giggle at the slightest edge recorded in the dog fight by any of the principal characters, hardly do they know that the greatest joke is on them. If they must know, agreement is agreement and dey your dey make I dey my dey are not veritable templates for real development. They are proclamations that are, at best, self-serving. And, to my mind, it is important to admonish those who think eating crumbs is worth sacrificing an arm and a leg for. They need to retrace their steps before it is too late. Rivers State deserves better. It has the potential of being a reference point for development without the top dogs engaging in a dog eating dog contest. What it needs is the right mentality to governance. As for those who want to cling to power, let them come to terms with the fact that power is transient. No mortal being is blessed with the authority to wield power in perpetuity. It is a soldier go, soldier come  scenario. Know this and know peace.

    Now, let’s look at another dog fight situation currently trending in Kaduna State. Personally, it would be interesting to see how this particular kerfuffle between Mallam Nasir El-Rufai and his erstwhile political son, Senator Uba Sani, would end. By the way, let me say from the beginning that I do not envy Sani at all. The incumbent governor must have an ace up his sleeves before deciding to take on El-Rufai who is no stranger to this kind of stuff. Anyway, that’s just my assumption. If my memory hasn’t failed me, El-Rufai was the only person that was probed by the Senate among the many ministers that served under the Presidency of President Olusegun Obasanjo. I still remember some of the caustic responses he threw at members of the Senate Committee then. At the end of the day, he ended up turning the whole probe matter into some sort of witch hunt and even dented the political careers of some lawmakers along the way. So, I assume that Sani, who was involved in all the political battles that El-Rufai have had to fight, truly knows what he is getting into. I still recollect vividly how El-Rufai told a stunned audience in 2008, during the Senate probe of his activities as Minister, that if he hadn’t allocated choice land to his wife and children, would the senators prefer a situation where he had allocated the land to his enemies and foes? Would that make them happier?

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    For clarity sake, Sani may well need to go back and study what his former boss spewed during that probe to enable him have a firm grip of what should be done in the latest move by his supporters to pitch him against his former boss and political ally with the setting up of a 13-man adhoc committee to investigate financial transactions, loans, grants and project execution under El-Rufai as Kaduna State governor. I also hope that Sani is coming into this dog-eating-dog contest with squeaky clean hands? At least, as a once-dependable ally of El-Rufai, he should know that the former FCT minister is not only a meticulous data analyst and record keeper, he is not one to spare throwing deadly punches when the chips are down. Even if, like I said before, this may not be about changing the narrative of a scandalously raped state, people must know the kind of battle they want to fight and the ones that would not end up indicting them as accomplices in what has become the collective maladies of a failing state. Meanwhile, let the fight continue.

    Interestingly, the one that shocks me is the current travails of former Kano State Governor, Abdullahi Ganduje, and some of his family members. Was I surprised that the New Nigeria People’s Party (NNPP) led Kano State Government had perfected plans to file criminal charges against Ganduje, his wife, Hafsat Ganduje; his son, Abdullahi Umar; and five others with eight counts including $413,000 bribery allegation as well as the diversion and misappropriation of funds amounting to ₦1.38bn? No. After the brutal battles at the courts and on the streets of Kano for the control of the Government House between Governor Abba Kabir Yusuf and the Ganduje gang, it should be expected that the NNPP government would exact its pound of flesh from the APC. Of course, with Ganduje being the National Chairman of the APC, Yusuf knew there was no better time than now to make a move for his jugular. So, there was no surprise whatsoever in exhuming an almost-forgotten bribery episode popularly known as “The Gandollar Video Saga” to ensure that Ganduje has his days at the court and, possibly, in the prison. The surprise, in all this, is that otherwise loyalists of Ganduje are at the forefront of those seeking an end to the Ganduje political dynasty built over many years. Just like it happened when the plan was hatched to remove Senator Adams Oshiomhole as the Chairman of the APC, it was shocking that Ganduje’s alleged removal started at the ward level with his suspension being announced by one Laminu Sani and Haladu Gwanjo who identified themselves as Assistant Secretary and Legal Adviser in Ganduje’s ward. Wonders, they say, will never cease!. When did Ganduje leave office that even members of his ward are already pointing daggers at his back? And, as if that was not enough, his ‘men’ at the national headquarters of the APC are also cooking something bad against a man that one had thought had overcome his political battles.

    Still, it is the same issue of dogs eating dogs and the purpose is not that far apart. It is all about personal aggrandizement. In achieving this aim, the espirit-de-corps mantra is the first casualty. Here, the end simply justifies the means in the brutal fight for relevance where loyalty counts for nothing. At this point, the words of the former governor of Lagos State, Mr. Babatubde Fashola, poignantly sticks out when he said, in response to a question regarding his relationship with Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, that: “May our loyalty not be tested.” In these days where the hounds shamelessly bay for the blood of their benefactors at the touch of a button, shouldn’t we give plaudits to those who refuse to take the bait? Fashola’s words are, indeed, quite deep. And so, as the drama continues from one state to the other, I ask: who is going to be the next victim that would be eaten by the dogs he, single-handedly, nurtured into political relevance? Who knows?

  • A dog’s world

    A dog’s world

    If you describe Nigerian prisons – they call it correctional  service –as a dog’s world, you won’t be speaking metaphorically. Literally, it is a dog’s world. Nigeria Correctional Service (NCoS) Controller-General Haliru Nababa gave that much indication when he said the service spent N800 daily to feed a security dog whereas N750 was being expended on feeding an inmate.

    In his defence of the 2024 budget for the service before the National Assembly last week, Nababa disclosed that there are 81,358 inmates nationwide, out of which 53,362 are awaiting trial – meaning they are yet to be found guilty of any offence. “We feed each inmate with N750 daily and they are fed three times daily (@N250 per meal). We have 900 security dogs and to feed a dog each day, we spend N800,” he said in response to a question by the chair of Senate Committee on Interior, Senator Adams Oshiomhole. He further said in the course of his defence that the effective allowance for each inmate was N720 after VAT and tax deductions.

    That disclosure didn’t sit well with Oshiomhole, who questioned the quality of feeding given to inmates at the stated rate. “One thing that has come out is that an unconvicted Nigerian is being fed with N750, and you feed each of the dogs under your care with N800 per day. So, a dog is better fed in the Nigerian prison than an innocent Nigerian in your custody,” he told the NCoS boss, adding inter alia: “Your organisation has transformed from Nigeria Prison Service to Nigeria Correctional Service, but you have yet to change in your attitude toward inmates. It’s not just your fault, because the government appropriates little money for you. It is either you don’t feed the inmates or you feed them only once. Even at that, it’s with very miserable food. That is why they are completely emaciated and some can never live a decent life again, even when they did not commit an offence.”

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    But there’s a context to Nababa’s disclosure that must not be glossed over by mere populist indignation, if the challenge with the prisons would get tackled. The NCoS boss said his service had written government to propose an increase in feeding allowance for the inmates but was yet to secure approval. “The NCoS has written to the Minister of Interior requesting a review of the amount we are using to feed the inmates from N750 per day to N3,000. We are still waiting for approval. We therefore seek the assistance of the  NASS to approve the increment,” he said.

    The lawmakers will do well to address their energy to this plea in getting a better deal for the inmates if they’re genuinely concerned about them.

  • When a man bites a dog…

    HAPPY weekend, dear reader. I should have done this last week, but like they say, it is better late than never. Permit me to express how elated I am to introduce this column. Feminique will be an interactive platform on which we can talk about everything that borders on relationship.

    Of course, some of your reactions or contributions could subsequently be published, so we are assured of being on the same page. I encourage us all to seat back and fasten our seatbelts as we go on this ride.

    There’s a song that says “the heart is not so smart; it goes to where it should not.”

    Mr and Mrs Benson were a regular couple who were happily married until ‘life’ happened to their marriage. After their union, they lived under the same roof for 15 years without sex. To the outside world, they appeared happy, but it was nothing but a façade.

    A reverend father at some point decided to wade in after efforts by family and friends had yielded no result. Mr Benson, after 15 years, decided to open up to the priest.

    His narration: “I met and married my wife at the age of 18. I did not believe in love until I met my wife. I thought it was same for her because, just like me, she could not wait to get married to me despite our 14 years age difference.

    “I gave her the wedding of a lifetime. She was my world. She was my everything. Not at all feeling insecure about her age, I ensured she got admitted into a university; a decision I still regret till date.

    As soon as my wife gained admission, she lost it, literally speaking. Stories of her escapades with fellow students were getting to me almost on a weekly basis. As the older and wiser partner, I chose to forgive and overlook.

    After her graduation, I thought it would be better between us, especially when she became pregnant with our first and only child. But she continued with her promiscuous lifestyle one year after we had Ada. She kept denying these allegations, but deep down, I knew she was cheating on me… I just knew it.

    Fast forward to 15 years earlier. A married family friend of ours, had accommodation challenge and as a couple, we offered to help. It is another decision I will regret till my dying days. My friend came to me one fateful morning. This was two years after he had stayed with me for free.

    He said he had a confession to make; that as a fellow Catholic, he had gone to confess to a Priest about his sins and, as his penance (restitution if you like), the Priest had told him that the only way he could be forgiven was to confess his sins to me. At this point, I was looking for the nearest chair to sit on as my friend sounded very serious.

    He confessed to me that in the past two years that he and his wife had been staying in my house, he had been sleeping with my wife! At this point, I was just speechless. I was devoid of emotions.

    Naturally, my friend did not wait for my response. He had earlier packed his belongings and left my house together with his wife, leaving me with a broken heart. That was the day I vowed never to touch or sleep with my wife. She is heartless.

    On her part, she has cried and begged and sworn never to hurt me again. But for me, this was one hurt too many. As a Catholic, I will not divorce her unless she initiates it.

    After they both attended a couples retreat, counselling sessions et al, they have both decided to give their marriage a second chance!

    My thoughts …in this part of the world, women are designed to forgive their men, countless times. As a matter of fact when a man cheats on his woman, its no news. Just like “when a dog bites a man it’s no news, but when a man bites a dog.. it becomes a story. I think this couple will be fine…what do you think?

  • Police arrest dog, owners for robbery

    Police arrest dog, owners for robbery

    The police in Lagos Thursday paraded an Alsatian dog, Bullet, and its owners, Olajide Odumade and Adeniyi Adisa for alleged robbery.

    Acting Commissioner Imohimi Edgal said the suspects usually unleashed the dog to their victims to scare them away after dispossessing them if their valuables.

    According to him, they were arrested at Ladipo in Mushin after they had allegedly robbed a woman of her valuables.

    He said the motorcycle they usually escaped with was also recovered by patrol policemen, who saw them committing the crime.

    He said the police team sighted the suspects unleashing the dog on the woman, who was helpless and apprehended them.

    Edgal said: “On September 5, two local criminals, who specialized in robbing people by sending a dog to attack their victims were arrested. The suspects would command the Alsatian dog to attack a victim.

    “The dog in response to the command will pounce on the victim. Gripped with fear, the victim with handover his/her valuables to them and they will flee.”

    However, the suspects denied the allegation insisting that they were arrested following a false alarm.

    Odumade, who said he bought the dog N12, 000 two years ago, said he had gone to buy threads from a woman, who suddenly started screaming that her phone was missing.

    He claimed the woman later saw the phone in her shop but himself and his friend were rounded up by operatives of the Federal Special Anti-Robbery Squad (FSARS), who were nearby.

    Similarly, the police paraded Saidi Kuku, 43, Jennifer Njagwa, 22, Habiba Fatai, Lola, Michael Ogunfere, 37, and Segun Badmos, 27 for allegedly being in possession of cocaine, heroin and marijuana.

    Edgal said the suspects were arrested after a tip-off from residents of Chitta in Surulere that a gang was planning to rob.

    He said although there was no robbery attack that night, the police discovered that the group led by Kuku, was also into illicit drug peddling.

  • Naming a dog ‘Buhari’

    SIR: A citizen, Joachim Chinakwe Iroko was recently arrested by the Ogun State Police Command and immediately charged to court over alleged attempts to cause ethno-religious violence within the division. The suspect was accused ofnaming and labelling his dog with “Alhaji Buhari” and paraded same in a community largely dominated by northerners and Muslims.

    The issue is that no offence was committed by mere naming of a dog after President Buhari or any other persons. As a matter of fact, a dog that is gallant and terrifying could be named after a renowned soldier. A gentle one will in similar manner be named after a hero with such traits; a good-looking also takesafter a hero in like manner. Possibly, a dog that is a no-nonsense warlord in its environment could be named after a distinguished public figure on anti-corruption like President Buhari.  In other words, no harm was done to the President by the act. However, the locus situ (place of the event), inferred intentions and the manner it was done could competently make it constitute a crime in criminal law, particularly attempt to cause ethno-religious violence or breach of public peace. If the accused only named his dog ‘Buhari’ but did not tag the name and deliberately parade it in Hausa-Muslim community, his arrest by the Police would have amounted to false imprisonment, malicious prosecution and even a breach of his Freedom of Expression which is a fundamental right available to all citizens. Incidentally, the Police vested with powers to ensure a peaceful and harmonious society is under a duty to arrest and prevent anyone suspected to be involved in acts capable of creating chaos and breakdown of laws and orders.

    Commendably, the arrest of the suspect and largely the situation as a preventive security is a desideratum rather than the reactionary security. The police should likewise be commended for charging him to court closely rather than the usual torturing and illegal detention. Interestingly, the court is the temple of justice and the focal point of the judiciary; the last hope of the common man. Hence, if truly the president is linked to dragging the accused to the court, he still deserves no condemnation since the cardinal purpose of a court is justice and conflict resolution.

    However, the President Buhari should be respectfully disassociated from the matter since it is not a civil matter. For the fact the matter was charged to the court without delay should be viewed extensively as a dividend of democracy knowing that both parties are now facing the court which has a competent jurisdiction to strike out even the President’s case if it is found top lack merit. Hence, to tag the President a tyrant over a civic responsibility; dragging a citizen to the court of law, is regrettably a misnomer, rather implies the president believes in the rule of law and equality before the law which are the hallmarks of democracy.

    Nevertheless, citizens’ actions that could lead to anarchy should be condemned overtly and discouraged at all cost knowing too well that where the rights of one ends is where that of another starts. Anarchy does not know boundaries or relatives. It could destroy beyond imaginations. Prior to taking some reckless and aimless actions, wisdom demands they are thoroughly self-scrutinized to weigh its likely values or demerits to the society at large. This is meanderingly, a core concept of community-policing.

     

    • Carl Umegboro,

    umegborocarl@gmail.com

  • Giving a dog a good name

    (A primer of political insults)

    Oh dear, of dear!! What do you do with these impossible Nigerians and their reckless impetuosity? It has been said that you give a dog a bad name in order to hang it. But what do you do about a fellow who gives a dog a good name in order to hang himself? It is only in Nigeria, with its explosive contradictions, that such impossible paradoxes stalk the land.

    But political insults have been with us from time immemorial. They jazz and sex up political discourse often creating an independent academic industry in the process. In addition to calling Margaret Thatcher Rhoda the Rhino, Dennis Healey, the recently departed old bruiser of British politics, once likened an attack from an opponent to being savaged by a dead sheep. Another British political heavyweight who was himself nicknamed “Tarzan” was known to have dismissed an opponent as a semi house-trained polecat. After being repeatedly pestered by his opponents to confirm whether he was a vet, a Roman senator finally exploded: “Are you ill?”

    Snooper’s favourite political insult of all time came from Nancy Astor, the feisty British aristocrat and game-changing politician. After finding herself in a hostile crowd of rustic farmers, one of them came forward to ask her whether she even knew how many toes a pig has, Nancy returned with a withering stare and then calmly ordered the lout: “Take off your boots and count, man!”

    Of late the print and social media have been awash with the story of a man who chose to treat his canine pet to a presidential patronymic. The rogue satirist, in full exercise of his fundamental human rights, chose to give his dog the name Buhari. When this was not achieving enough combustible traction, our man decided to emblazon the name on the poor dog whereupon he proceeded to lead it on a walk through Sango Ota, an area heavily populated by northern adherents of Islam.

    The miracle of it all was that Mr Joe Chinakwe lived to regret it. He lives in an area known for its tame and temperate response to social roguery. In some areas of the country prone to instant and prompt reprisal against what is considered religious and social affront, he would not have lived to regret it. Those affronted by Chinakwe’s conduct did the right and civilized thing by reporting him to the police. The police, without seeking to undermine his human rights, did the right thing by slamming Chinakwe with the charge of conducting himself in a manner prejudicial to public order. It is unfortunate that thereafter, barons of ethnic hate took up positions on either side of the divide.

    If we are going to live together in this country, and until we aggregate some core national values from the push and pull of continuous striving to build a viable nation, it is important to recognize and understand the cultural and religious sensitivities of our disparate people. In some Nigerian cultures dog meat is regarded as a heart lifting delicacy, whereas in other areas, the dog is regarded as a filthy animal to be treated with astringent disavowal.

    But even more politically important is the fact that however much President Buhari’s stock appears to have dipped and the diminished in some sections of the country, he remains a figure of mass adulation and messianic adoration among the Northern Nigerian masses who regard him with a fanatical and religious awe. From the political and cultural perspective, it is foolhardy and reckless of anybody to give his dog such a public presidential cognomen and then to proceed to walk it through a potentially hostile corridor.

    When cornered, Anakwe was alleged to have changed tack, claiming that he was a big fan of President Buhari and that he merely wanted to draw attention to his heroism and valour. This is surely a strange way to treat one’s hero. What all this suggests is spineless mischief of the low life, itinerant hawker variety. The fact that Mr Anakwe was initially unable to meet the generous bail condition suggests an existence at the hazy margins of society more miserable than we imagined.

    While one must take a very dim view of the tendency in certain parts of the country to resort to savage and barbaric reprisals, it is now imperative to start building the blocks of affection and mutual trust in this deeply polarized country all over again. A flourish of goodwill and official magnanimity are in order if we are going to jumpstart this process.  The Presidency should not allow the impression to deepen and to be frozen in the political consciousness that it does not warm to a section of the country simply because it voted against it in the last presidential election. Whoever ordered it, the case against Anakwe should be discontinued forthwith.

  • Giving a dog a bad name …

    It is a doggone tale that Hardball has been condemned to tell here today. Because everyday has its own dog, the wise would never mess around with those canine creatures; indeed it is always better to let sleeping dog lie because if you stir it, you never know, you may be left licking your own wound.

    That is probably what a certain fellow called Joachim Iroko, initially known as Joe Fortmose Chinakwe (Joe for short) did, – he chose to lie down with dogs and as is natural, he rose with fleas. You must know the story or a variant of it: about this man who chose to name his dog BUHARI. But more momentous is that he has roused in Hardball, a litany of canine idioms and metaphors for your enjoyment. Here:

    Like a dog with a bone, Joe, a trader in Sango – Ota area of Ogun State, was not content with christening his canine Buhari, he had to boldly inscribe the name on the dog. Now truth be told, Hardball cannot confirm whether he did so on the two sides of the dog or just one. That distinction would surely portend distinct imports wouldn’t it?

    Now the point of divergence: Joe insists he loved President Muhammadu BUHARI; happy with him like a dog with two tails, he named his beloved pet dog after his president. But he never explained why he had to emblazon the name on the mangy as if it were a national carrier. Yet again, he was said not to have stopped at that, he proceeded to take his dog on a parade through the Hausa section of the Ketere market in Sango Ota.

    But a dog fight ensued when a fellow in his neighbourhood called in the police to arrest Joe, complaining that he disparaged the name of his father, Alhaji BUHARI. And trust the Nigeria Police, it is like throwing bones to dogs – they have been going at Joe with the ferocity of junkyard dogs.

    No explanation would do; the dogs have been let out. Instinctively, like running dogs, they had turned him upside down, detained him and passed him through the hoops even before they came to the realisation that there was a statue for the offence. They later remembered to charge him to court for conduct likely to cause a breach of the peace.

    Now Joe must find sureties to stand bail for him; he has to get a lawyer; he has to endure a long-drawn court case and so on. Joe the hot dog, he must have his tail between his legs now. If only he had listened to Fela’s classic, Palava. It says, when trouble sleep, yanga go wake am, wetin e dey find, palava you dey find. Poor Joe, he would kick his dog now.

    Well, let’s not cry for him yet, perhaps he is a dogged fighter. But what trader would cross seven (?) seas, all the way from the Niger Delta (as initial reports claim) to Ogun State only to engage in a dog fight. To what end?

    Verdict: play safe, just call him bingo!

  • The dog that can smell when diabetics are at risk

    The dog that can smell when diabetics are at risk

    ‘Izzy’ is a 5­year­old German Shepherd, a very special one: he has been trained to smell when his master is about to have a hypo­glycaemic crisis, lose consciousness and slip into a coma.

    He can sense the crisis coming 20 minutes in advance.

    Day and night, Izzy is alert for imminent danger: he is a lifesaving dog, a guardian angel for people suffering from diabetes. His support has changed the life of Angel Fraguada from Geneva, who has suffered from Type 1 diabetes for the last 14 years.

    His pancreas, all of a sudden, stopped producing insulin; which regulates sugar levels in the blood. Angel is now forced to inject himself with insulin every day, more than once a day. In Switzerland, forty thousand people share this fate, including many children.

    Particularly when sufferers are very young, keeping sugar levels under control can be a marathon for their parents, who are forced to wake up various times during the night to avoid dangerous hypo­glycaemic crises.

    Angel Fraguada has worked for numerous years as an acrobat in shows such as “Cirque du Soleil”.

    He struggled with managing his diabetes and hypoglycaemia could catch him at any time. “Many factors influence sugar levels in the blood; from stress to physical activity. It has happened to me that I’ve had to be rescued by the ambulance”, he explains.

    During one of these occurrences, seven years ago, a first aider told him about dogs for diabetic people. Angel was in the United States at the time, where training programs for such dogs had been in existence for many years.

    That’s how Angel started searching for a service dog. He attended courses in the States and he is now a trainer of lifesaving dogs himself.

    Angel trained his German Shepherd who has warned him of changes in his sugar levels, night and day for the last four years, preventing dangerous hypo­glycaemia as well as damaging hyper-glycaemia. “I trained Izzy to alert me when sugar leaves a determined safety range”, he said, and

    Izzy often senses the change before it is detected by the glycaemia measuring machine. “Sometimes he starts barking 20 minutes before the sugar begins to drop or rise alarmingly”. This gives Angel the time to rebalance his blood sugar levels, by either having something sweet or injecting insulin.

    The dog senses in advance the changes in sugar levels Dogs for diabetics are trained to recognise a specific smell, undetectable by humans, which signals a change in their master’s blood sugar levels, preluding to a hypo­ or hyper­glycaemic crisis.

    ‘Izzy’ and Angel have now become inseparable. The German Shepherd follows him everywhere.

    Carol, Angel’s wife, is happy too, in particular for the help Izzy provides during the night time, when hypoglycaemic crises can reach patients as they sleep and lead them to slip into a coma without anyone noticing. “That’s why Izzy sleeps in our bedroom”, she says.

    The training could last one year. Not any dog can become an ‘alerting friend’ and assist a diabetic person. What makes the difference is the sense of smell, the type of dog and, even more importantly, the feeling between the dog and its master. “The dogs must have a very sensitive nose, it takes between 6 and 18 months to train them. But the master must be trained as well, the bond between the two is very important: they have to become a tight­knit team. My dog, for example, follows me everywhere, even in the plane,” explains Angel Fraguada.

    In Switzerland Angel is helping a few families with diabetic kids and adults to find and train a service dog, so that they can manage dangerous sugar peaks, in particular during night hours.

    Each dog is trained to assist a single and specific diabetic master, because it has to detect the smells produced by that particular person. It is therefore a unique bond.

    The alert system is also personalised and it is decided together with the patient: it becomes a sort of intimate language between the person and the dog, who reacts to the peaks or drops of glycaemia to keep it within the safe range. Everything is very personal. “It is a hard job to train a dog for diabetics but the results are very positive. We should not forget though that they are not machines and they can be mistaken”, says Angel.

    He explains that there is a big market for these dogs in the States and buying one that is already trained can cost a lot. Angel Fraguada evaluates each situation and issues a quote for the training.

    PROJECT DETAILS: http://www.angelizzyfordiabetic.com/

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  • Photo: Police  dog on search and rescue at Synagogue building site

    Photo: Police dog on search and rescue at Synagogue building site

    Police sniffer dogs performing search and rescue at the Synagogue collapse site
    Police sniffer dogs performing search and rescue at the Synagogue collapse site

  • Dog sold for $2m in China

    In what has been described as the most expensive dog sale ever, a Tibetan mastiff puppy has been sold in China for almost 2 million dollars, a report said on Wednesday.

    A property developer paid 12 million yuan (1.9 million dollars) for the one-year-old golden-haired mastiff at a “luxury pet” fair on Tuesday, in the eastern province of Zhejiang, the Qianjiang Evening News reported.

    “They have lion’s blood and are top-of-the-range mastiff studs,” the dog’s breeder Zhang Gengyun was quoted as saying adding that another red-haired canine had sold for six million yuan (about a million dollars).

    Enormous and sometimes ferocious, with round manes lending them a passing resemblance to lions, Tibetan mastiffs have become a prized status symbol among China’s wealthy, sending prices skyrocketing.

    The golden-haired animal is 80 centimetres (31 inches) tall, and weighed 90 kilogrammes (nearly 200 pounds), Zhang said, adding that he was sad to sell the animals.

    “Pure Tibetan mastiffs are very rare, just like our nationally treasured pandas, so the prices are so high,” he said.

    One red mastiff named “Big Splash” reportedly sold for 10 million yuan (1.5 million dollars) in 2011, in the most expensive dog sale then recorded.

    The buyer at the Zhejiang expo was said to be a 56-year-old property developer from Qingdao who hopes to breed dogs himself, according to the report.

    The report quoted the owner of a mastiff breeding Website as saying that last year one animal sold for 27 million yuan at a fair in Beijing.

    But an industry insider surnamed Xu said that the high prices may be the result of insider agreements among breeders to boost their dogs’ worth.

    “A lot of the sky-high priced deals are just breeders hyping each other up, and no money actually changes hands,” Xu said.

    Owners say the mastiffs, descendants of dogs used for hunting by nomadic tribes in central Asia and Tibet, are fiercely loyal and protective.