Tag: ghost

  • Abacha’s ghost, again

    •Return of $300 million shows we can get back Jonathan-era loot

    At a time when the most optimistic appraisals of the state of the Nigerian economy are cautious, foreign exchange is in short supply and the Naira is almost in free fall, Switzerland’s decision to return another $300 million from the loot that the murderous dictator Sani Abacha salted away in that country is a welcome development.

    That amount is only a slice of Abacha’s plunder, the exact figure of which is hard to determine, given the shady way the market for looted funds operates. One estimate puts it at $2.2 billion. Another puts it at $20 billion. Whether it is the former or the latter, this is a huge sum of money that could, if spent judiciously, help turn around the economy.

    Nigeria is only one of many African countries that have had the misfortune of being governed by kleptomaniacs like Abacha. It was notorious that the late Mobutu Sese Seko was wealthier than Zaire, now Democratic Republic of Congo, which he ruled virtually without challenge for more than three decades. Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo, president of the tiny, oil-rich Equatorial Guinea, belongs in the same despicable league, as do many contemporary African leaders and their families.

    Switzerland is to be commended for this gesture.  We urge other European countries harbouring looted funds from Nigeria to emulate its example, without the tortuous legalisms that usually bedevil such gestures, however well-intentioned.

    It took almost 16 years of hard negotiations to secure the repatriation last year of $380 million of the Abacha loot. Of that amount, $322 million was, on the instructions of the former president, Dr Goodluck Jonathan, handed over to Colonel Sambo Dasuki (rtd.) as National Security Adviser, for the purchase of military equipment to repulse the Boko Haram insurgency.

    Where that extra-budgetary appropriation was not stolen outright, it was, in a running scandal that has appropriately been christened Dasukigate, converted into the ruling party’s reelection fund, or used to pay for bogus contracts awarded to cronies of the Administration and other favoured persons, without the slightest regard for due process.

    It was a slush fund through and through. The purchase of military equipment was the last thing on the minds of those controlling or administering the funds.

    The latest refund must not suffer the same fate. It must be injected into the budgetary process and applied to purposes that directly serve the public.

    Amidst the back-slapping, it is well to remember that, without the protections that complaisant foreign banking institutions enjoy from their governments, it would be much harder for thieving rulers in developing countries to transfer stolen funds offshore for safe keeping.

    Any serious effort to check the traffic in stolen funds will require a more robust approach by governments and banking regulators in the preferred destinations for such funds. They cannot urge transparency and accountability on developing countries and yet knowingly accept for safe keeping public funds stolen from those countries.

  • Kaduna TUC backs El-Rufai’s fight against ghost workers

    The Trade Union Congress of Nigeria, Kaduna State Council has said it is not opposed to the genuine verification exercise of the state Civil

    Servants to rid the government pay roll of ghost workers.

    The Chairman, Comrade Shehu Mohammed while addressing a press conference in kaduna yesterday said the Congress is in total support of any move that will ensure the free flow of money illegal accounts to the government treasury for speedy development of the state.

    The Union however appealed to the Governor consider the payment of July 2015 salaries and wages of those civil servants of the state

    that were cleared in June while the second   round  of the verification exercise in the state continue.

    According to him, “The Union is of the opinion that delaying payments of worker’ salaries and wages amounts to tremendous hardship to the workers and their families.

    “We considers the outcome of the meeting between the committee of verification exercise and the leadership of the union along side with

    banks that were to handle the exercise and we discovered that some of them are not ready.

    “In as much as the union remains committed  in supporting the government in carrying out its obligatory to the people of Kaduna State it would not be seen as shaking away from its responsibilities to protect the economic well being of its members in the state,” Comrade Mohammed stated.

  • El-Rufai to fish out ghost workers

    El-Rufai to fish out ghost workers

    Kaduna State Governor Nasir Ahmed El-Rufai has concluded arrangements to fish out ghost workers this week.

    The government announced  at the weekend that it would begin biometric verification of civil servants from Wednesday.

    A statement by the Special Assistant to the Governor on Media and Publicity, Samuel Aruwan, said the exercise was designed to provide the government an accurate record of its workers and clean-up its payroll.

    The statement stressed that the data collected would enable the government to determine if the billions of naira spent monthly on salary were paid to identifiable and verifiable civil servants.

    The statement, which quoted a circular by the Head of Service, Mrs. Alisabatu Dada Onazi, said the exercise would be conducted simultaneously in the three zones, from locations in Kaduna, Kafanchan and Zaria.

    It specified the order in which the personnel from each ministry are expected to appear for the exercise and instructed that civil servants bring their letters of appointment, last promotion and means of identification, which should be any of the following: national identity card, driver’s licence, permanent voter’s card or international passport.

    According to the statement, “the head of service directs that civil servants should appear before the verification team for screening and collection of their salary cheques for June.

    “In this regard, the Kaduna State government last week signed a Memorandum of Understanding with the United Bank for Africa and Zenith Bank to partner in updating the civil service payroll.”

    The exercise is scheduled for completion next Wednesday.

  • From vibrant textile industries to ghost towns

    From vibrant textile industries to ghost towns

    In the past, textile companies were major employers of labour. All efforts to revive the ailing sectors have tried but yet to achieve the desired results, making many wonder if the good old days will ever return, writes Ibrahim Mammaga

    Industrialists note that Nigeria had one of the best textile industries in the world with more than 180 functional factories in the early 1980s.

    They recall that the textile industry in Nigeria then was vibrant and it used to be the second largest in Africa, after Egypt, providing more than 800,000 direct and five million indirect jobs for Nigerians.

    They observe that at that time, multi-purpose textile machines such as shuttles, knitting, spindles, among others, improved productivity in the textile sector and ensured good quality of products.

    Mr Oladele Hunsu, the President, Nigeria Union of Textile and Garment Workers of Nigeria (NUTGWN), said that textile factories such as United Nigerian Textile Ltd., Aswani Textile Mill, Afprint Plc, Asaba Textile Mill, Edo Textile Mill, among others, were the pride of the sector at that moment.

    Analysts, however, note that the fortunes of the sector began to dwindle in 1994 due to political crises and the lack of political will to implement some policies which could enhance productivity in the sector.

    They opine that the situation was worsened by lifting of the ban on importation of textile goods in 1997, massive smuggling of foreign textile products into the country and increased taxes and levies imposed on the industries.

    They observe further that these developments led to the closure of various textile industries, including Afprint Plc, Aba Textile Mill, Asaba Textile Mill, Specomill, Unitex, Supertex, Royal Spinners, NTM and Oodua Textile Mill.

    The analysts recall that the popular Aswani Textile Mill was forced to transmute into Chellarams Plc — dealing in nylon and bicycles — while Afprint Plc in Lagos became Kewalram Nigeria Ltd. and started selling cars.

    Statistics from the Manufacturers’ Association of Nigeria (MAN) indicate that as of 2007, not more than 30 textile industries across the country were functioning with less than 30,000 workers.

    The statistics also reveal that the nine textile mills in Kaduna were closed down by the end of 2007and their workers were thrown into the labour market.

    Expressing concern about the situation, the members of NUTGWN recently raised alarm that the closure of the industries had compelled many of the big players in the industry to change their businesses.

    Lending credence to this, statistics from MAN state that the capacity utilisation profile of the nation’s textile industry has declined by 9.5 per cent between 2011 and 2013.

    The statistics state that “the capacity utilisation dipped  to 50.8 per cent in 2012 from 54.5 per cent recorded in 2011, in spite of the Federal Government’s N100 billion intervention funds to the sector.

    “Also, the sector’s capacity utilisation further dropped to 44.9 per cent in 2013, indicating a cumulative depreciation of 9.5 per cent during the period.’’

    Describing the trend as worrisome, NUTGWN admits that although the Federal Government has made several efforts at revamping the sector, multiple interventions are needed to fully revitalise the sector.

    Hunsu, the president of the association, therefore, urged the concerned authorities to implement existing economic policies, aimed at guarding against smuggling of foreign fabrics into the country.

    He said the nation incurred an annual loss of N75 billion due to the smuggling of textile products into the country, insisting that smuggled products accounted for 90 per cent of the textile products in the Nigerian market.

    According to him, although the Federal Government has made concerted efforts to revive the industry through the N100 Cotton and Textile Intervention Fund in 2009, few companies have been able to access the funds.

    Beyond the intervention, Mr Olanrewaju Jaiyeola, the President, National Textile Manufacturers’ Association of Nigeria (NTMAN), urged the Federal Government to adopt a protectionist policy for the textile sector so as to provoke its revival.

    He said the lack of funds was not the only problem plaguing the textile industry, insisting that a well-implemented, manufacturers-friendly policy would turn the sector around.

    Sharing similar sentiments, Dr John Osemede, the Director-General, Nigerian Association of Chambers of Commerce, Industry, Mines and Agriculture (NACCIMA), solicited a proactive measure to guard against the importation of textile products.

    Alhaji Ali Madugu, the National Vice President of MAN, corroborated his view, insisting that the major challenges facing the industry were importation of foreign fabrics to the country and smuggling of Nigerian textile products to other countries.

    In his view, Alhaji Aliyu Bello, the Company Secretary of Funtua Textile Ltd., one of the few surviving textile factories in Nigeria, said that multiple taxations by the federal, state and local governments were some of the challenges facing the sector.

    However, Mr Bimbo Ashiru, the Commissioner for Commerce in Ogun, attributed the closure of the two textile mills in the state to lack of funds and importation of foreign fabrics.

    He said  bthe mills — Shokas Lace Factory in Ijebu-Igbo and Austro Embroidery Mill in Aiyepe — could not easily source for foreign exchange to import some of the needed materials from Austria before their closure more than a decade ago.

    Ashiru said attempt by the firms to bring the prices of their products down affected the quality of the products, adding this, therefore, affected the people’s patronage of the products.

    “The cost of importing materials for production was unfortunately on the high side, compared to the prices of imported textile materials,’’ he added.

    Irrespective of the myriad challenges facing the sector, Mr Andy Edobor, the President, Chamber of Commerce, Industry, Mines and Agriculture in Edo, underscored the need to initiate pragmatic efforts to revive the textile industry, as part of the country’s economic diversification plans.

    All the same, Mr Navdeep Sodhi, a textile consultant, stressed that Nigeria would need a minimum of N205 billion to revamp the sector.

    Sodhi, the Managing Consultant of Gherzi Sub-Sahara, an international textile consulting firm, said that with this amount, the local textile industry would be able to capture more than 40 per cent of the Nigerian market by 2015.

    “Today, the market share of the industry is only 15 per cent because of the poor state of the sector. The key issue for the industry was the lack of funds; if you are looking for money, it is not just there,’’ he said.

    Sodhi said the government’s intervention was just to subsidise interest rates on loans or compensate for the interest rates so that the cost of obtaining the funds would not be too cumbersome.

    Nevertheless, stakeholders believe that any effort to revive the textile industry will somewhat be futile unless there is an improvement in the power situation in the country, while bank loans become accessible to entrepreneurs at a low interest rate.

    Besides, the stakeholders call on the government to curtail the smuggling of foreign fabrics, improve the patronage of local materials and sensitise the citizens to the importance of patronising locally produced fabrics.

    Above all, they underscore the need for the government to demonstrate the political will to implement sound policies which can provoke the revival of textile plants and ensure the sustainable growth of the textile sector.

    •Mammaga is of the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN)

  • ‘Ghost’s protest’ stuns students

    It sounds incredible, but those who witnessed it claim it is true. It all happened in the Gross Anatony Laboratory of the Benue State University College of Health Services where 200-Level medical students were dissecting a cadaver. A cadaver is a body used for medical training.

    All of a sudden, a student rushed out, screaming, “ghost!” “ghost!”. He said a ghost that was not happy with the way the body was being dissected had protested.

    Another student, who claimed to be at the session, told CAMPUSLIFE: “We were in the lab this evening, having a dissection. There was a stiff cadaver on a slab, with students standing round it. They were playing with the cadaver and insulting it. I cannot verify this because I was at a different table where dissection was going on.

    “Insects were coming out of the cadaver because it was decaying and I cautioned them that they could be infected if they were bitten. Peter was busy snapping the cadaver. When he was checking the pictures, everybody noticed he was shaking terribly. I didn’t understand what was going on and since some staff were around, we continued with the dissection.

    “Later, a colleague called me that the picture Peter took had a ghost in it. I didn’t believe it at first. When I saw the picture, it was shocking and strange. You may feel you want to see it, but I tell you, it is not something you want to see.

    “The ghost was wrapped in a white cloth and turban, and its face was black. Peter nearly passed out because of fear. At the time, one of our classmates, who had the courage to hold the phone, would not let people collect the picture through Bluetooth because they could upload it on Facebook. I agreed with him, but the way people are checking the picture, I believe they would delete the picture. I cannot even read now because whenever I sit down, it is just the ghost that I see.”

    There was a debate over the veracity of the claim. Benjamin Kondom, 300-Level student, said he did not believe the image was a ghost, until he saw the picture. He said people could manipulate graphic images to look real, but argued that it was likely that the student saw the ghost. Patrick Etunke, 400-Level and immediate past president of the Christian Medical and Dental Association, (CMDA) told CAMPUSLIFE that he could not explain it.

    “I was told the picture has been deleted and I felt very bad. I don’t know how to explain this. I went to Peter’s house but he was afraid that the authorities may punish him because students have been warned not to take photograph in the anatomy lab. This probably is the reason why he deleted the picture.”

    He believed in the existence of ghosts, but wondered why a spectre could be captured in the picture. “Is it that the camera is sharper than the eye? What the eye could not see, the camera picked. This is my surprise,” Patrick said, adding: “It is spirits that should be afraid of us because they can’t operate in this realm. Otherwise, that ghost could have slapped the guy if it had the power.”

    Another student, who also was in the lab when the incident happened, said: “Usually, each class has its own cadaver. When we went there, we saw another cadaver. It was smallish and we were seeing it for the first time. Some of our mates made certain statements about the cadaver. At the time though, I did not think they were disrespecting the cadaver. But when we came out and saw the ghost, I then reflected on what they did to it and realised the ghost was not happy and that is why it was protesting.

    “I saw the ghost standing beside its body. It was covered in white cloth like Father Abraham-kind of clothes. His whole body was wrapped but its hands were folded across the chest. Peter was afraid that the authorities may not be happy because already, phones are not allowed in the gross lab, so he deleted the picture.”

    When our correspondent spoke to Peter, whose picture sent the college into frenzy, he denied the ghost story, saying it was just a joke that went beyond his control. He explained that his phone had an application that enabled him to snap pictures and cause certain images to appear alongside the main image.

    Asked why he deleted the picture, Peter said when the joke began to go beyond his control, he feared that it might get to the college’s authorities, who may take disciplinary action against him. “I came to class today and told everyone that it was all a joke. But they didn’t believe me,” he said jovially, adding: “I am surprised by the way even our senior colleagues were worried by the story. We are in the medical school, and do you believe a camera can capture a ghost?”

  • ‘Ghost’s protest’ stuns students

    ‘Ghost’s protest’ stuns students

    IT sounds incredible, but those who witnessed it claim it is true. It all happened in the Gross Anatony Laboratory of the Benue State University College of Health Services where 200-Level medical students were dissecting a cadaver. A cadaver is a dead body used for medical training.

    All of a sudden, a student rushed out, screaming, “ghost,” “ghost”. He said “a ghost that was not happy with the way its body was being dissecting had protested.” Another student, who claimed to be at the session, told CAMPUSLIFE: “We were in the lab this evening, having a dissection exercise. There was a stiff cadaver on a slab, with students standing round it. They were playing with the cadaver and insulting it. I cannot verify this because I was at a different table where dissection was going on.

    “Insects were coming out of the cadaver because it was decaying and I cautioned them that they could be infected if they were bitten. Peter was busy snapping the cadaver. When he was checking the pictures, everybody noticed he was shaking terribly. I didn’t understand what was going on and since some staff were around, we had to continue with dissection.

    “Later, a colleague called me that the picture Peter took had a ghost in it. I didn’t believe it at first. When I saw the picture, it was shocking and strange. You may feel you want to see it but I tell you, it is not something you want to see.

    “The ghost was wrapped in a white cloth and turban, and its face was black. Peter nearly passed out because of fear. At the time, one of our classmates, who had the courage to hold the phone, would not let people collect the picture through Bluetooth because they could upload it on Facebook. I agreed with him, but the way people are checking the picture, I believe they would delete the picture. I cannot even read now, because whenever I sit down, it is just the ghost that I see.”

    There was a debate over the veracity of the claim. Benjamin Kondom, 300-Level student, said he did not believe the image was a ghost until he saw the picture. He said people could manipulate graphic images to look real but argued that it was likely that the student saw the ghost. Patrick Etunke, 400-Level and immediate past president of the Christian Medical and Dental Association, (CMDA) told CAMPUSLIFE he could not explain it.

    “I was told the picture has been deleted and I felt very bad. I don’t know how to explain this. I went to Peter’s house but he was afraid that the authorities may punish him because students have been warned not to take photograph in the anatomy lab. This probably is the reason why he deleted the picture.”

    He believed in the existence of ghosts but wondered why a spectre could be captured in the picture. “Is it that the camera is sharper than the eye? What the eye could not see, the camera picked. This is my surprise,” Patrick said, adding: “It is spirits that should be afraid of us because they can’t operate in this realm. Otherwise, that ghost could have slapped the guy if it had the power.”

    Another student, who also was in the lab when the incident happened, said: “Usually, each class has its own cadaver. When we went there, we saw another cadaver. It was smallish and we were seeing it for the first time. Some of our mates made certain statements about the cadaver. At the time though, I did not think they were disrespecting the cadaver. But when we came out and saw the ghost, I then reflected on what they did to it and realised the ghost was not happy and that is why it was protesting.

    “I saw the ghost standing beside its body. It was covered in white cloth like Father Abraham-kind of clothes. His whole body was wrapped but its hands were folded across the chest. Peter was afraid that the authorities may not be happy because already, phones are not allowed in the gross lab, so he deleted the picture.”

    When our correspondent spoke to Peter, whose picture sent the college into frenzy, he denied the ghost story, saying it was just a joke that went beyond his control. He explained that his phone had an application that enabled him to snap pictures and cause certain images to appear alongside the main image.

    Asked why he deleted the picture, Peter said when the joke began to go beyond his control; he feared that it might get to the college’s authorities, which might take disciplinary action against him. “I came to class today and told everyone that it was all a joke. But they didn’t believe me,” he said jovially, adding: “I am surprised by the way even our senior colleagues were worried by the story. We are in the medical school, and do you believe a camera can capture a ghost?”

  • Again, this ghost of a worker

    Again, this ghost of a worker

    • Yet another fairy tale as Federal Government supposedly exposes 45,000 ghosts on its payroll

     

    It would seem like sardonic humour to state that there are more ghosts in Nigeria’s civil service than real workers; but that is the picture being painted by the ghost-busting Ministry of Finance in the past few years. In fact, going by recent records, it could well be said that Nigeria is a ghost country where nothing is what it seems.

    Mid-February, the Federal Executive Council had emerged from its weekly meeting to announce with so much flourish that it had discovered 45,000 ghost workers in 251 ministries, departments and agencies, MDAs, where the Integrated Payroll and Personnel Information System, IPPIS, had been deployed as at January this year. There are 321 MDAs under the federal service scheme yet to be audited. A simple extrapolation would paint a scary picture of a landscape brimming with multitudinous ghosts feeding from the treasury. It is also noteworthy that ghosts and tales of flitting wraiths abound across all the states and local council services. A keen enquirer needs only to poke a pointed stick at the payroll of any government establishment and these strange fellows would crawl out of the walls.

    The tale of ghosts cohabiting with civil servants in Nigeria dates back a long time but the Federal Ministry of Finance took up the task of exterminating this unseen vampire since 2006 through what was termed biometric capture of the Federal Government’s workers. But apart from big headlines of saddening discoveries and huge sums expended in the ghost trail, no economic purpose seems to have been served so far. In mid-2011, early in the life of this administration, the Federal Ministry of Finance had made a song about unearthing about 100,000 ghost workers in a few MDAs in a renewed biometric exercise designed to reduce the burgeoning recurrent expenditure in the federal budget which stood at 75 per cent.

    The ghost worker syndrome in Nigeria is disgraceful enough and must be rare in other climes; that the Ministry of Finance under its current leadership seems to mire what would have been a most laudable reform option is particularly troubling. In more serious societies, blatant criminal activities of this magnitude would have been confronted with the required zest and stamped out long ago. But here, criminals in the system who fleece the country of billions of naira monthly are accommodated and treated with such levity suggesting that their activity might well be an orchestrated scam in which everyone is a partaker.

    The practice was that the Civil Service Commission and the Ministry of Establishment were the custodians of service personnel records, movements, remuneration schemes and salary structures. Where were these bodies when the service became ghost-infested? Who cross-checks, authorises and approves monthly salary payouts to thousands of non-existent workers? Who are the auditors and accounting officers of affected MDAs?

    It must be noted that this annual ghost story has become very wearisome and there is no gainsaying that it impacts negatively on the country’s image. We urge the government, if it truly seeks to exorcise the ghosts, to adopt some drastic actions like summary dismissals and prosecution of the top brass of any ghost-infested MDA. It must also revive the service procedures for tracking employment, keeping records and verifying pay rolls.

    Above all, the Federal Government must move quickly to put an end to this ingrained corruption, this shameful saga termed ghost workers, by fast-tracking and concluding the biometric capture of all civil servants as well as fully and expeditiously deploying the IPPIS in all MDAs.

  • Yar’Adua’s ghost

    Yar’Adua’s ghost

    Those who heaved a glorious sigh when former President Umar Yar’Adua passed on should rethink. Don’t gloat quietly. We have not slain his ghost forever. In the words of Poet Dylan Thomas, he has not gone “gentle into that good night.”

    The past few months point to his “rage against the dying of the light.” His meek and gentle soul is squirming in his grave. He haunts us from the soft earth of Katsina where his body was swathed in cloth and domiciled forever.

    His ghost – or ghosts – hovers over us with subliminal vigour. Unlike other personages, Yar’Adua translated at death into many ghosts. The ghost of succession, the ghost of the cabal, the ghost of the doctrine of necessity, the ghost of acting or not acting president, the ghost of ethnic divide and north-south infighting, the ghost as intriguer.

    When he was sick, he was a Lazarus who died and came back to life. Like in the book of Genesis, when the serpent seduces Eve to eat the forbidden fruit, Yar’Adua “shall not surely die.” And the nation, ever facile to the theatre of the absurd, embraced it all, shivering with a sadistic thrill at all the actions, tensions, climaxes and anti-climaxes.

    When he was buried and succumbed to the era of the shoeless maestro, we only had a short respite before he reminded us that our leaders are not always dead but they follow our scent. Hence, in all our histories, we even deified our dead, especially in Yorubaland. Enter Ogun. Enter Oya. Enter Sango. Exit mortality.

    He is not in the throes of the presidency today, but we see his ghosts in five states already, roiling and tormenting the governors. They include Kogi, Kaduna, Taraba, Enugu and Cross River. In each of these states, the troubles of the last days of Yar’Adua are alive and well.

    As I write, Governor Danbaba Suntai of Taraba State, Governor Sullivan Chime of Enugu State and Governor Liyel Imoke of Cross River are abroad for medical reasons. Governor Patrick Yakowa died in an unfortunate air disaster, while Governor Idris Wada escaped death in a fatal accident that lapped up his ADC. He sustained leg injuries and may be confined to the wheelchair for about half a year. All of these instances evoke the constitutional fever that dramatise our lack of faith in the glory of the rule of law. They also expose our political class for not transcending the puerile antics and feline manoeuvres of the intriguer.

    Last week, Governor Suntai’s media team wired us a picture of the governor with his wife and newly delivered twins. Since pictures don’t lie, the message was clear: all those (shall we say cabal?) who are hankering for his position on the pretext that he suffers brain damage and could not assume the post of governor again are baying for constitutional blood. The man is alive, they tell us, and capable of taking up the task when he resumes soon.

    Is that Yar’Adua in the Suntai guise? Remember the story of the broadcast from Germany? Yar’Adua’s voice became the subject of acoustic analysts. Was it his voice? Was his voice faint, a feint, or ruddy, or technologically enhanced? Some are doing same to Suntai’s picture. At home, some politicians are already in the labyrinths of manoeuvres, trying to outdo each other in case the man is unable to return fully to this job.

    In Enugu State, we have received a welter of news reports and rumours. A recent one has it that, just like in the late president’s time, Chime was expected to return to stave off impeachment woes before December 31 last year. Many people waited in vain. There were also reports of his death, which were denied. Both sides fuel such reports: those who want to prop their man and those who would oust him.

    Governor Wada announced, with a hint of patriotic vainglory, that he did not want any treatment abroad. But political players in the state say it was more out of survival. The man may see live ghosts around him already, like those of rival Echocho and legislators against whom he scored dubious victory over the leadership of the state house of assembly. He would rather limp at home or chafe in a wheelchair or snuggle in the humble succour of a local hospital than risk the omen of plotters plodding their way to his throne while he recovers in a foreign land. Yar’Adua was not well when he stole back into the country even if he could not resume his office.

    Imoke’s story, like Wada’s, is still in sedate waters apparently, and his votaries are calming nerves in public. Like the early days of Yar’Adua, subversive tongues are either not wagging or are muted by mischief-makers jockeying for his power.

    The most potent is the Yakowa story. Here the man dies but the state suddenly reminds us of the primordial temper bisecting Kaduna State: Christian versus Muslim, Hausa-Fulani versus others, northern Kaduna versus south.

    That was the tension that whirled up the Yar’Adua story as the so-called cabal wanted to avert a Jonathan presidency because of his southern roots and Christian beliefs. In Yar’Adua’s case, he died and a southerner came to power. In Kaduna, the northern, Muslim and Hausa-Fulani man took over. Just as Jonathan felt slighted as the number two man, Yakowa’s successor confessed openly to the contempt with which some members of Yakowa’s cabinet fiddled with him in his days as second fiddle.

    Who says we cannot see the ghosts of the late president at work? In all, we see that the political class is impatient with the law, and would want to force things. Power is a great aphrodisiac, and those with a will would grasp and beaver away to get it.

    We should shun the sense of ill grace on both sides: those in power who would not leave and those outside grasping desperately to outplay incumbents.

    The law is clear, but those who are sick love to squeeze the last out of their health until nature’s ultimate triumph either in their favour when they survive or against them when they are permanently incapacitated or die.

    So when we thought that Yar’Adua had gone, we are reminded of what Mark Twain wrote: “Stories of my death are greatly exaggerated.” We also remember the great Azikiwe, when he was rumoured to have passed on. Ever a man of theatre, the Owelle of Onitsha quipped, “I am not in a hurry to leave this planet.”

    When we invoke past leaders’ ghosts, it is often for ugly things. A decade ago, Adam Hoschfield wrote a book titled, King Leopold’s Ghost about the Congo in the colonial era. King Leopold, whom a historian described as a “big-minded man in an insignificant kingdom,” turned the Congo into a vast slave land of miners to enrich Belgium. His ghost is invoked today because the mines inflict wars, hunger and other tragedies of the place today.

    It is not to our credit that this is how Yar’Adua comes to memory, over our contempt for simple laws. But Yar’Adua fights back to jolt us to respect law and show decency, virtues of which he was a victim both from the machinations of those who fought for him and against him.

    But Yar’Adua will not go until we rise above such malicious folly. United States President George Washington in his last days told his physician, “Doctor, I die hard, but I am not afraid to go.” Yar’Adua is like Duncan’s ghost in Shakespeare’s Macbeth, when the usurper Banquo exclaims to the ghost: “Avaunt and quit my sight. Let the earth hide thee, thy bone is marrowless and thy blood is cold.”

    We need a political sacrifice to Yar’Adua, and that is a rise from our puerile politics to the dignity of law and order. When Socrates was dying, he said, “I owe a cock to Asclepius, do not forget to pay.”

    The sacrifice we owe is a fidelity to the constitution. Then Yar’Adua can have an eternal rest.

    As comedian Bill Cosby noted, the past is a ghost and the future is a dream. When Yar’Adua rests, we can follow our dream. Which means the ghost is not Yar’Adua but us. When we do right, the ghost goes; when wrong, it appears.

  • 2,561 ghost workers in Akwa Ibom

    The Akwa Ibom State Government has uncovered 2,561 ghost workers through its compulsory biometric data capture for all civil servants.

    Commissioner for Finance Bassey Akpan said this yesterday at a presentation on the 2013 budget briefing/ public hearing at the House of Assembly Complex organised by the Committee on Appropriation and Finance.

    Akpan told the lawmakers that the actual number of workers in government ministries which used to be 27,025 was reduced to 24,644 after 2,561 were identified as ghost workers.

    He noted that the state had saved N251 million after the ghost workers were identified.

    The commissioner said: “We found out that we saved some money from the payment of salaries. We saved N251 million after the ghost workers were identified.

    “The governor has approved that the process should be extended to all government agencies to bring down the cost of governance.”

    The commissioner told lawmakers that the government is not going to award any new contract next year but rather complete all ongoing projects initiated and inherited by the Governor Godswill Akpabio’s administration.