Tag: HAPPINESS

  • Small doses of happiness

    Small doses of happiness

    Twenty years ago Muyiwa Ademola’s life took a new turn, a turn for good. At the time, Ademola had produced ‘Ogo Osupa’ but’ Ori’ changed his trajectory. It was as if his ori ordained the film. Since that movie, he has been on the rise and remains one of the A-list actors in the Nigerian film industry. 

    ‘Ori’, in direct translation, means head, but in the context of the movie, it means one’s personal god, the guidance spirit who sees dangers ahead and saves one using means that can be difficult to decipher. The lead character in Ademola’s movie, Bisade, for instance, queries his ori’s technique but eventually accepts it.  

    In the movie, an undergraduate and daughter of a rich man, Temilade, discovers she is pregnant for her boyfriend, Bosun, a fresh graduate on the verge of leaving for the one-year mandatory National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) scheme. On the day she invites Bosun to her home for a formal introduction to her parents, her angry father, Adekogbe, chases him and his friend, Bisade, away with a gunshot. A return visit after the father becomes calm shows the father’s disdain for Islam and its adherents. Bosun happens to be a Muslim. Because of Adekogbe’s position, Bisade, a Christian, is presented as the expected baby’s father. 

    Things take a dizzying pace after this: Adekogbe hands over a chunk of his wealth to the pretend boyfriend; he changes his will and makes Bisade a major beneficiary; the real boyfriend accuses his friend of sleeping with his girlfriend; abortion is carried out; she dies; her father dies; and Bisade is detained and on release from detention runs mad and begins a road trip from Ibadan to a hilly town in Ekiti, where he is accommodated by an elderly man, Awosanmi. 

    The abortion and the death of Temi leave the Adekogbe family with just its matriarch. Temi’s younger sister is nowhere to be found after being snatched years earlier. 

    The climax of the movie shows us that Bisade and Awosanmi’s guidance spirits are intertwined. They have a deal that will change their fortune forever. Bisade’s personal god is said to have inflicted him with madness to save him from danger and his presence in Awosanmi’s home is also orchestrated because in his cure lies the source of the elderly man’s wealth.

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    To mark the twentieth anniversary of the movie that turned his career around, Ademola uploaded it on his YouTube channel for viewers to watch it for free. Some sort of remake is also in post-production. 

    As human beings, we pass through stuff we don’t understand; we experience tribulations that make us question God; we go through heartbreaks that are beyond our comprehension; and we’ve to carry our cross while hoping for a glorious future. So, is our ori at work in times like these? Do our ori truly put us through hell on earth? Are we passing through these trying times so as to escape worse scenarios? Are our lives premeditated? Do we have control over what happens to us? Is there anything like destiny? Are our destinies in our hands? Are their worlds beyond this one we can see? Are there metaphysical forces? These are posers the buzz around ‘Ori’, a movie I saw many a time between 2003 and 2006, have brought to my mind. I really have no way of confirming the case pushed in the movie, which also inspired a song, Egbeje F’ori by Sola Allyson. But, what I have seen are people bouncing back, really better, after a season of adversities that comes with or without small doses of happiness. 

    My final take: As we await the star-studded ‘Ori Rebirth’, we need to remind ourselves that we need to hang in there no matter the adversities we are facing. Most times, it is brighter on the other side. And during the waiting period, do the best you can. 

  • Happiness found me after a week of sadness, says Bisola Aiyeola

    BIG Brother Naija 2017 housemate, Bisola Aiyeola, shouted the most at the AMVCAs last Saturday, while receiving her Trailblazer of the Year Award, the second non-competitive category after the AMVCA Industry Merit Award won by ace cinematographer, Tunde Kelani.

    Miss Aiyeola who came second place in the ‘See Gobe’ edition of the reality show became the only recipient of a car, as it’s the AMVCA tradition in the category show won, perhaps giving reasons she expressed the most excitement. The feat came barely two years after she narrowly missed a car in the Big Brother Naija show.

    The versatile entertainer said she would have been happier if the father of her daughter, Leila, who died a week before were alive to witness her latest achievement.

    “It’s been a sad week for me but I’m also happy that I’m winning this… it would have been beautiful if he was around to see that I have won this because he knows a bit of the journey that I have been on but I’m sure he’s smiling down.

    “I’m dedicating this award to him and everybody in my life,” she said, adding: “It’s not just for me, it is for my family, it is for people who have watched me grow and also those that have seen my journey.”

    Asked if she believes her exposure through the Big Brother Naija show played a part in her choice as AMVCA 2018 Trailblazer, Aiyeola said it’s a cumulative of her journey in the creative sector.

    “I won’t say it’s all this mileage.  I’ve been on a journey. I started out in the entertainment industry in 2006, and in 2008, I was on MTN Project Fame West Africa. I have been acting prior to the Big Brother show and now we are here after Big Brother in 2017. So, I wouldn’t say Big Brother

    gave me all or the mileage  I’m getting now. I’m stressing it because a lot of people might think  I woke up one day and just went for an audition.

    “I’ve auditioned for over eight years before I finally made it into Big Brother Naija House and at the time it was Big Brother Africa that

    I was auditioning for, so it’s been a journey and I didn’t give up.”

    On how the African film industry can grow further, she said: “How we can grow it further is by collaboration and it’s important that many media houses, filmmakers come together to work as one and I keep using the Wedding Party’s success as  reference. There were four companies that came together to bring out Wedding Party: Ebonylife Films, FilmOne, Inkblot Production, and Koga Studios. So, collaboration is the new competition, we shouldn’t see each other as competitors. It would help to bring in more funds, it would also help us to deviate from the cliché that we are used to producing  which is mostly drama, there is so much money that can be made from  the African movie industry, say for instance animation which is one sector that we haven’t sampled at all. Action as well is something we are still working on. We can’t say we are totally competing with foreigners.”

  • Foundation presents book on happiness

    Nigeria has joined the United Nations to ensure her citizens embrace happiness.

    This is a fallout of the United Nations resolution passed in 2011, promoting international happiness.

    To key into this project, an NGO, TWTH Foundation International Nigeria, held a seminar and launched a book on how Nigerians should live a happy life in the face of many daunting security economic, social and political challenges.

    The book entitled: ‘The way to happiness- a common sense guide to better living to capture the essences and quest of life.’

    The occasion was chaired by a prominent elder statesman, Dr. Akanni Sorungbe.

    The foundation listed five ways or steps towards happiness.

    Speaking at the inaugural launching of the foundation in Ikeja, its President, Professor Magnus Adeyemi Atilade, stressed contentment as one of the ingredients leading to happiness.

    He emphasized that the rulers must make life meaningful and worth living for the citizens to b e happy always while the people should always respect the views of other persons.

    He said the government must, as a matter of necessity, ensure justice, equity and fairness for citizens, for them to enjoy the dividends of democracy and good government.

    Atilade at the event described happiness as a condition or state of well-being in which a person has contentment with his status.

    “He derives pleasure from his environment, which makes him or her joyful, resulting in a cheerful disposition. The state of being happy is the ultimate quest of all living creatures. All the activities of living creations are to ensure their survival and to attain a state of happiness and well-being. Regardless of our gender, religious inclination, colour, creed, race or nationality, to attain a state of happiness is common to all,” he said.

    “Without happiness, one ends to live a meaningless but chaotic life of total disorder and confusion” he said. Atilade added that the benefit of a life of happiness is unquantifiable as a happy person would do more, be more active and more productive. He noted that a an

  • Happiness as choice

    WHERE were you last Tuesday?

    I guess you didn’t know it was Happiness Day. A brief background. Statesman, activist, philanthropist and frontline United Nations (UN) advisor Jayne Illien pushed the idea that March 20 should be marked as Happiness Day to boost the global happiness movement . The UN bought the idea, which was adopted by all UN member-states on June 11, 2012.

    The idea is that “the pursuit of happiness is a fundamental human goal”. The UN recognised “the need for a more inclusive, equitable and balanced approach to growth that promotes sustainable development, poverty eradication, happiness and the well-being of all peoples” in making the proclamation.

    Did we mark the Day here? Perhaps at UN offices. Civil Society Organisations were all quiet. The government was too busy to spare a thought for this day. Of course, there are those who have never felt happy; the needy, who incidentally are many among us. Who cares about them? There are, also, those with itchy palms who are sad and mad at the system that has stopped them from stealing from the common till.

    There is so much to cry over here. An ocean of tears won’t be enough to assuage our feelings. So, why don’t we just choose to be happy, despite the odds? But can there be happiness amid so much gloom and doom? Where is the place of humour amid so much horror and terror? Is happiness a commodity to be bought off the shelf like a good book? In other words, is there a correlation between wealth and happiness? If so, why do the rich cry – sometimes? Why are their wives and kids depressed? If cash can buy comfort, can it be a fuel for joy?

    Considering the savagery that has become a regular feature on the menu here, how many can be happy – and truly so? Abductions for cash. Highway robbery. Herdsmen as marksmen.  Road accidents. Hunger. Suicide bombings. And more.

    There have been no earthquakes, hurricanes and such natural calamities. All our disasters have been man-made. So, amid such gargantuan horror, humour becomes a matter of choice. After all, didn’t the Bard say “sweet are the uses of adversity?”

    Vice-President Yemi Osinbajo could not help going back the other day to the looting that went on as governance in the Dr Goodluck Jonathan administration and how it helped to bring the economy to its knees. Just two weeks before the general election in 2015,  he claimed, N150billion was withdrawn – perhaps for spiritual contractors (where in the world is former Sokoto State Governor Attahiru Bafarawa, by the way?), bribe couriers and emergency publicists.

    Should we cry? No. After all, we got a new postulation; some theory that our frontline scholars are yet to resolve till now; is corruption the same as stealing? When our academic giants eventually crack this nut, a huge leap would have been made in the sociology of crime.  The gains of such a breakthrough, I have been told by sources close to the head researcher, will simply be breathtaking. Immeasurable.

    Poor Benue State Governor Samuel Ortom. After weeks of sleepless nights over the plight of those displaced by marauding herdsmen, he visited the Internally Displaced Persons (IDPs) camp last week and found himself dancing. If the people had accepted their fate and decided to dance it all off, why would His Excellency not join them? Should he keep crying?

    Whenever it gets so stressful, I hit the social media. It’s always an exciting voyage of humour – and rumours – full of salacious and tantalising stories . Just yesterday, I found this picture of a governor. His Excellency bends down, sitting on his knees as if set for a frog jump, in front of a woman selling avocado. He picks one off the tray and begins to bargain. The woman’s bosom is half-covered as she bends down to attend to this unusual customer. The governor’s eyes are well trained at the vendor’s heavy chest. Then the caption of the picture: “What exactly does His Excellency want to buy?”

    You are free to guess who this governor is.

    There were also the story and photographs of a Catholic priest who dumped the cassock and got married. His face brightened by toothy smiles, he says: “It’s the beginning of my new life.” Rev. Patrick Edet, who quit priesthood six months ago, adds that “life is one; if you want to live it, live it to the full”.

    He quit his former calling because he was being persecuted and had “little space to operate”. Senior government officials and many dignitaries were at the wedding in Uyo, the Akwa Ibom State capital. But, some key members of Rev.  Edet’s family boycotted the show. Were they angry that he dumped celibacy?

    What kind of persecution was the Reverend gentleman talking about? Who were his persecutors? He had little space to operate; what manner of operation? At what point did he change his mind and opted to “live life to the full”. How does he feel to become a husband after many years of celibacy? Will brother Edet need lessons in handling today’s women? Who will put him through? What will his former colleagues be saying? Will his action not trigger another renunciation of this age-old life of sanctification?

    Those making a song and dance about Senator Ademola  Adeleke (Osun West) not sponsoring a bill since fate vaulted him into the Upper Chamber do not really know the essence and intricacies of lawmaking. I stumbled on the distinguished senator’s video on Facebook the other day. And what a spectacle. He holds the microphone, singing. Suddenly, he begins to shuffle his feet. He rolls his body, swinging like a belly dancer. He gyrates – to the wild admiration of his audience – congregants in a church.

    Before the crowd could say “more”, the distinguished senator begins to sing: “I have a God who never fails; I have a God who never fails; I have a God who never fails; Jesus never fails for evermore. Amen, Jesus never fails…”

    He wowed  the congregants into a frenzy. They were all clapping and screaming for more. Even the famous Atilogwu dancers would have been green with envy.

    How many bills can have this electrifying effect? A cynical fellow remarked after seeing the video: “Who will get N13.5million and N750,000 per month and not dance?”

    The fellow was referring to the jumbo salary that Senator Shehu Sani (Kaduna Central) says our lawmakers are collecting. Now Prof Itse Sagay, the chair of the Presidential Advisory Committee Against Corruption (PACAC) is threatening to announce what the Senate President and the House Speaker earn. He says Nigeria would burn if he did.

    Former presidential spokesman Doyin Okupe (where in the world has he been?) has challenged Sagay to release the details and those of the President and the Vice-President as well as ministers. Sagay replied him, saying Okupe is an “expired” politician.

    C’mon Prof., go ahead; such facts don’t shock us anymore; they are amusing. Even if they don’t make us happy, won’t they make us laugh?

     

    Return of the Dapchi girls

    AFTER 31 days in captivity, 104 of the 110 kidnapped Dapchi girls returned yesterday to the excitement of their parents and all those genuinely concerned about their plight. Five died. One reportedly refused to renounce Christianity; the terrorists kept her.

    When the Chibok girls were similarly trucked off by the insurgents, we all thought some lessons would be learnt. How wrong we were. I hope a thorough postmortem will be done this time so that we won’t again be rushing to shut the stable after the horse has escaped.

    But there are questions to be tackled even as the military and Amnesty International (AI) quarrel over the incident. Were those who claim that the girls were kept within Yobe State wrong?

    “The girls are in Bulabulin. The military is aware that Boko Haram has been in that place for over four years,” Goni Buka, who represents Bursari/Yunusar/Gaidam Federal Constituency in the House of Representatives, told this newspaper. He was dismissed as a rabble-rouser. Is he?

    How long did it take the trucks to return to Dapchi with their unwilling cargoes? Could they have come from outside Nigeria? Are there no informants in all the villages around the trouble spots? Are the terrorists living in outer space from where they emerge to do evil and vanish at will?

    Some critics are said to be flaying the abduction of the Dapchi girls as phony. Why don’t we credit our leaders with some credibility, no matter how little? We shouldn’t see an opportunity for politics in everything, especially a                              major tragedy of this magnitude. Whoever wants to tell a man who is mourning his mother that he isn’t crying enough should kill his or hers and show the world how to mourn.

    Isn’t there a line between sheer cynicism and criticism?

  • Nigeria and imperative of happiness

    Sir: A latest World Happiness Report (WHR) that rates 155 countries on the strength of their happiness status, ranked Nigerians as the sixth happiest people in Africa and 95th in the world. Previously, in 2003, a World Values Survey had indicated that Nigerians are the world’s happiest people.

    How the country rapidly slid from being the World Happiest People in 2003 to being 95th in the world should be a thing of immense concern to all well-meaning and patriotic compatriots. There is, therefore, an urgent need for us to reclaim the lofty status of being the happiest people in the world. It is an aberration for us to lose that enviable position to any other nation for that matter. It is our birth right and we must do all within our powers to possess our possession.

    This is why much commendation must particularly be accorded the government and good people of Imo State for showing the rest of the country the way forward in this onerous task to salvage our mandate as the happiest people on planet earth. The recent appointment of a Commissioner for Happiness and Purpose Fulfilment in Imo State represents a significant watershed towards the all-important mission of retrieving our crown as the happiest species on earth. The governor and his crop of ingenious advisers surely deserve an Oscar for coming up with such a deft and innovative move. It is simply quite nifty.

    The Imo template is an enticing model that must be swiftly duplicated by others. After all, it is always said that one could copy something that is worthwhile. As for all the Local Councils in the country, they must without delay set up a full -fledged Happiness Department.   With recent rate of incidences of suicide, divorce, murder, rape, depression, kidnapping and other such discomfited cases across the country, it is quite obvious that a melancholic spirit currently pervades this once happy nation. It is, thus, quite imperative that something critical is done to redress the situation.  We must not allow sorrow and gloom to take over our land. We are happy people who are known for our intoxicating aura of happiness, and happy we must remain.

    Now, as soon as the federal government sets up its own equivalent of the Ministry of Happiness, it must ensure that a very humorous, witty and charming personality is appointed to oversee the ministry. This is would be a very strategic move.  For one, it would help fast track the confirmation of the prospective minister by the National Assembly, as his/her happy demeanour would easily disarm the distinguished legislators.  Therefore, it is suggested that any of Ali Baba, Falz the Bad Guy, Omo Baba, AY, Funke Akindele or such other distinguished comedians in the country should be considered as potential nominees for the coveted office of Federal Minister of Happiness.

    Since poverty and economic hardship are potent joy killers, it would be cheering news to the teeming masses across the country if, for instance, the federal government would come up with a scheme that could ensure that indigent Nigerians who want to get married but couldn’t do so for economic adversity would be assisted to do so. This could be done with a legislation barring indigent folks from paying bride prices and engaging in other such costly process that make getting married so frightening. In the alternative, government through the proposed ministry could opt to offset costs of wedding anniversary for all impoverished compatriots.

    Making the people happy is, perhaps, the most important task of any government. Nigeria must reclaim her status has a nation of happy people. Imo has graciously kick started the process. Others must follow suit.

     

    • Tayo Ogunbiyi,

    Ikeja, Lagos.       

  • ‘We’re ruthless about customers’ happiness’

    ‘We’re ruthless about customers’ happiness’

    Aare Fatai Odesile is Managing Director/Chief Executive, Grand Oak Limited, is the holding company for the Nigerian Distilleries, Supreme Distilleries and Allied Distilleries respectively and is involved in the manufacturing, marketing of branded household wines and spirits beverages including Seaman Aromatic Schnapps, Regal Gin, Lords, Bacchus Tonic Wine, etc. In this interview with Daniel Adeleye, he speaks on the challenges of the spirit and wine manufacturing companies in Nigeria, amongst other related issues. Excerpts:

    The spirit and winery/beverages sector is battling product counterfeiting. To what extent has your company being able to tackle this menace?

    Counterfeiting is as old as human existence itself. And one of what we can call security items in the world is how people fake it. And what we look at is marketing opportunity because for people to attempt to imitate you, it means you are successful. We see that as a success prize that man has to pay. Therefore we take serious steps to tell consumers through packaging education. We have some clear identified signals. Take Seaman Schnapps as example, we have some holograms and massive cross examinations by way of poster, radio, television for people to identify the original one. Because if you look at distilleries industries, it’s more challenged as far as we’re concern, given the nature of the industry itself. And what do I mean, if you take a bottle of coke or a bottle of beer, you’ll need to return it as a retailer. You need to take your empty bottles to buy the new one. But in distilleries, it’s a single trade bottle, which means that if you buy Schnapps for instance, you take it to your house, you drink it and because of our people’s habits to throw things in the garbage, and some people are now specialised in picking those used bottles, recycling and sell to those who fake it. And because it’s alcohol, it’s stable, but it’s still not the right thing. So we do a lot of consumers’ education for people to identify the danger of consuming all those fake products. We’ve been taking steps to let people know how to identify the originals. There are people genuinely buying fake and they don’t know. To those categories, we have tried as much as possible to educate and use distribution, to ensure availability and communicate very well. And those who also know it is fake and they buy it and why because they probably want to use it as gifts, to those who may not know the difference. For those who are buying unknowingly, we are doing everything to educate them in collaboration with the Consumer Protection Council (CPC), National Agency for Food and Drug Administration and Control (NAFDAC) and the Standard Organisation of Nigeria (SON). There are lots of collaborative efforts to safeguard our consumers from taking fake products unknowingly.

    What is your experience with the Nigerian market as a whole?

    There are some categories of Nigerians, who are just genuine consumers, and therefore without knowing it, they go into it and they buy it. But there are some groups, deliberately buying even when they know it’s fake. My own experience with Nigerians is very simple, if you are able to convince a typical Nigerian about the danger, particularly what is going inside his system, average Nigerians still care about their health to a large extent. So my experience about this market is that typically, 70/80 percent of Nigerians do care about what goes into their mouth and if well convinced, they are willing to dump things that are likely to harm them.

    As one of the leading spirit and wine manufacturing company in Nigeria, can you tell us how you have managed the success and the strategies that have helped you achieved as much as you have?

    Yes, you are right, Nigeria Distilleries Limited is one of the pioneer distilleries company in Nigeria. And this company has been in production and sales of wine for so many years. Some of us grew up to know about Seaman Schnapps. One of the successes of Nigeria and Grand Oak Limited is consistency of quality. In spite of all the economic challenges, we have stayed through the qualities of these brands. We have also been in a brand company, brand development, brand marketing, consumer focus and so on. For instance, if you look at schnapps market, Grand Oak Limited was the first to introduce a third class of the schnapps. Prior to that initiative in 1999/2000, when you want to do your cultural prayers, you want to pour libation; it was customary at that time to look for any available glass. It was initiative of Grand Oak Limited, Nigeria Distilleries we introduced a brand called Schnapps 2000. That Schnapps 2000 was done at the approach of 21st century. Since then, everybody keyed into that. We pioneered schnapps one litre. When you take a bottle of schnapps and pray into that bottle, everybody wants to take from it, and the former bottle posed a limitation. So that is what led to the birth of Schnapps one litre pack which is very successful. If you look around, we are the first person to introduce bottles made of polyethylene terephthalate (PET), a lot of people are also using glass bottle 20cl. Some years ago we look at what the direction is and most of our brands like Regal 12cl, Dark Sailor, all went to PET and everybody followed us today. Even the sachet is also our initiative; we know that a lot of consumers desired the taste of good thing. They want the quality schnapps, they want the Lords gin, but the purchasing power was not there. So they are only to pay for a level, so when positioning the quality of the brand and equity of the brand, we also introduced a top quality sachet that’s consistent with the brand now affordable to the majority of Nigerians. So innovation is one of our key strength and we are also consumer-centric. We are doing quite a number of things based on consumer insight and of course, on the level of quality irrespective of the challenges in the environment. So I could attribute our success to all that and ultimately, our people. Because machine cannot operate itself, you need people to drive the brand and to drive the quality. This is a family environment where everybody sees themselves as a member of family unit. And we all work towards the consumers’ expectations.

    Bacchus tonic wine has been around for decades but it does appear that it has been overtaken by other brands with more aggressive marketing and publicity awareness. Don’t you think you need to go back to the drawing board as far as reviving the media component of your business?

    Bacchus tonic wine is still a formidable force in the market. I can simply say that in a tonic wine category today, it’s still the only brand. I mean we have some other brands come and go and don’t forget that consumers fashion trend also changes. With the advent of red wine which was not there before, it does give some challenge to the blend red wine which Bacchus is. But I can tell you that there are some layers of consumers that still enjoy the vitamins and nourishment of Bacchus tonic wine. And it’s still doing credibly well; it’s one of the brands that have survived decades. It’s still one of our targeted marketing, because of our positioning at wedding trains. If you attend marriage in the Registry today, you’ll see Bacchus there. It’s part of the requirements for those who want to get married in the court today. So we leave it there to keep on satisfying that market. Notwithstanding the emergence of red wine culture in Nigeria we still do not want to disappoint those who enjoy the vitamins, the tonic properties and the nourishment of Bacchus. So it’s still there and what we now do is a lot of experiential activities that meet the consumers at the point of their needs.

    Some beverage companies have since diversified into other related businesses. Is this part of your game plan in the future?

    We remain focus on drinks, and like I was talking about red wine, as long as it’s drinks that would be our focus. It could be alcoholic and non-alcoholic. But we want to be playing in drinks market substantially. We have more than enough segments to remain on these different strata within drink business.

    How’s the operating environment affecting your business development?

    It’s challenging because the bulk of our materials on alcohol are still imported. There are still some imported companies that run in this economy, they know what effort has been made but then they know there is no alternative returning. Knowing that forex is still high, although there seems to be stability today unlike when the rate was fluctuating. Of course, that has also given rise to salary agitation by staff, because everything has gone up, your staff spend more as such they have to fall back at you. And unfortunately, at the end of the day, the consumers out there will not be able to buy at that price. So while there are pressures internally, there is limitation externally affected by the purchasing power of consumers. But we are remaining truthful to our words; we will not compromise in all aspects. Well margins are becoming very slim, and that is one major impact on business because we don’t want to compromise on our quality. But as long as the business is going and the consumers are happy, we’ll remain in this business.

    The received wisdom out there is that people tend to consume more spirits and wine when there is economic crunch like what the country is experiencing now. From your perspective as a player in that sector, how true is this?

    Well that is a perception. But if it is true at all, it would be mainly among the low earned products. Because those who have no money, yes they still want to get high, and some of them do find solace in all this regional local brands. There’s a lot of movement towards fraternising where instead of going to buy a bottle of beer, and before you can satisfy yourself you have to take like three bottles, but you can come together and buy a bottle of Lords dry gin for instance and by the time they finish it, they are already high. So there is this convergence among friends who go out and have fun. So that movement is happening. However, that’s not to eliminate the low-earned of the market. So to some extent, yes, but then it depends on your target and the kind of people you go after, and the reason for consumption.

    What has been the toughest business decision you have had to take in your capacity as Managing Director?

    One of the toughest business decisions is convincing my colleagues on the board that we have to remain true to our vision and mission, which is to offer quality brands at a good money proposition to the consumers. And that has led to some decisions that I look inward and discontinue some imported input materials. It was a tough call because you also need to carry out a lot of extensive research to be sure that what the locals are offering will not compromise your brands or will not let consumers down. It was a tough call because some of those materials were imported but to come back and be using locally-sourced materials was a decision that we have to take collectively early 2016. It posed a lot of challenges because only the quality differences are there but kudos to the local industries because they’re also rapidly mopping up and improving on their ability and also business suffered a lot of contractions in 2016. Nigeria was in recession and the turnover crashed and of course some jobs, because of the luxurious ways of our lives, when things are going on well, there are so many jobs that could outsource, but because things are rosy they find their way. So we have to do a review of what are priority jobs, and what are the jobs that could be outsourced. And that was also a very tough call. But outside of that, I think we are getting back.

    Tell us your management style?

    Engaged, discussed and focused. Ruthless about quality, and let me say also much disciplined. We believed in having a disciplined organisation but because we are into lifestyle, we do a lot of engagement and consumer focus. Anything and everything that we do, right from the factory, we meet that quality objective. Everybody knows me for that may be my early life as a Quality Control Manager about 28 years ago shapes that. So it’s a lot of focus on quality and a lot of focus on consumers. That defines the essence of our management and lastly everybody knows me to meet a commitment with our consumers wherever it takes to deliver that. Once you say these are the promises, these are the offerings; we are going to keep that commitment even if it takes us to do that at no profit or at a loss. How do you motivate your staff?

  • Okorocha: From erections to happiness

    Okorocha: From erections to happiness

    With Owelle, Imo is working!

    Apparently, many people did not know that Governor Rochas Okorocha of Imo State was only bringing out a bird from the bag in October when he unveiled the statue of South Africa’s President, Jacob Zuma, that he erected in Owerri, the state capital. Rather than wait to see if the bird was black or white, they began to complain. In fact, hardly had the news of the very important event been made public than the self-appointed (and usually impatient critics who would never see anything good in the hardworking governor) started hauling all manner of abuses at His Excellency. Talks of Okorocha’s erection dominated the social media.

    But the undaunted governor must have realised that lack of policy sustenance is the bane of public policies in the country. He has therefore assured that more erections were in the pipeline. True to his threat,  Okorocha unveiled the statue of President Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf of Liberia on November 9, despite the criticisms that trailed that of Zuma. The problem is that sometimes, people do not know what is good for them.

    With this second erection now followed with the creation of the brand new Imo State Ministry of Happiness and Couples Fulfillment (sorry Ministry of Happiness and Purpose Fulfillment), the very first of its kind in the country, the picture of where the governor is going should be getting clearer to the people. After all, just as sweetness comes after eating bitter leaf, so does happiness after successful erection. But shouldn’t His Excellency find out if the typist’s error in the ministry’s initial appellation  (Ministry of Happiness and Couples Fulfillment) was not the wish of the gods of the land!

    Hear Okorocha on the new ministry: “The real essence of life is to be happy and to fulfill one’s purpose in life. Government officials are elected to address this. This is the very reason people elect their leaders to guarantee their happiness and purpose fulfillment.” He added: “There is no activity of mankind that is not geared towards providing happiness. Unfortunately, this vital element of our social lives has not been properly addressed. Governments at different levels have created several ministries and departments to achieve this, yet people are bitter, angry with hate speeches which lead to crisis, war and even terrorism.” Only mischievous persons will disagree with this raison detre of the ministry.

    Given the criticisms that have trailed the erection of the statues, it would seem to me that Imo people do not know how richly blessed they are to have a man like Okorocha as their governor. Okorocha had been a genius from childhood. He bought a television set when he was just nine years old in the primary school. Five years later, he bought a bus. How many of his colleagues were able to achieve this feat until they became public servants? It is because Imo people do not know Okorocha’s worth that they take his erections for granted. It is not their fault. It is those among them who are erection-challenged that can better appreciate the governor’s kind gesture. As I always say, a hunchback does not appreciate what people who stand upright undergo until he attempts to do same. The erection that the governor is doing with ease is what many men in other parts of the country spend a fortune to get. Some have resorted to opa eyin (pile medicine); some others, akpuru achia. Yet, some of our compatriots use a concoction I dare not mention its name.

    Even if His Excellency is a scientist, he could not have been more methodical in the way he has sequentially structured what he is doing on this aspect of governance that none of our governors – dead or alive- has given any serious thought to all these years. Naturally, copulation follows erection. Or, is it possible to copulate when there is no erection? If the answer is ‘no’, then, can we now see why His Excellency had to create a new ministry to coordinate all these matters that ultimately lead to happiness? Not even Okorocha’s soulmate, Governor Ayodele Fayose of Ekiti State that we were all clapping for the other day when he launched his famous ‘stomach infrastructure’ project has been this imaginative. One can still be sad even after filling his stomach. With Okorocha’s new Ministry of Happiness, Fayose has to release the trophy for creative governance that he has been keeping since 2014 when he launched his ‘stomach infrastructure’ initiative. Okorocha should by this same token get set to contest the country’s vice presidency which we had thought was Fayose’s as of right by virtue of his ‘invention’.

    Nothing compares with happiness. This is where Governor Okorocha carries the trophy for creativity. So, I join all well-meaning Nigerians in welcoming the new Imo Ministry of Happiness & Purpose Fulfillment. I also congratulate the governor’s sister, Ogechi Ololo (Nee Okorocha), for her well deserved appointment as the ministry’s pioneer commissioner.

    The listening governor that Okorocha is, he has some words of advice for critics who thought that the ministry was not well thought-out: “We accept all the criticisms in good faith and commend the critics. That is what makes the society dynamic and our democracy juicy. The truth is that, the new ministry is not an accidental discharge but a well-thought out idea that will benefit Imo people in particular and all men and women of goodwill in general. We only ask the critics to give us time.” So, in other words, this ministry of happiness has nothing to do with accidental discharge! (emphasis mine). In fact, Okorocha is so upbeat that the ministry would confound critics: “At the end of the day, the achievements of the new Ministry of Happiness and Purpose Fulfillment will be so amazing that the critics of the initiative will not only be shocked but will also regret to have drawn the curtain for the new ministry even before it takes off.”

    Of course when you create a ministry as vital as this, you cannot afford to put it in the hands of just anybody. It cannot be a job for the boys’ affair. That must have explained why Governor Okorocha saddled his sister with the responsibility of overseeing the new ministry. He needs a tested and trusted hand to steer the ministry’s affairs. Being his sister, he knows the stuff she is made of and I must confess the commissioner has not started badly. She has told critics who would not see anything good in the state government to shut up.

    I ndeed, I am just beginning to see what the governor meant when in August, he accused the state’s civil service of lack of creativity. How come none of the civil servants has thought of this kind of ministry all these years?

    I appeal to the Imo People’s Action for Democracy, IPAD, that has announced a week-long rally in Owerri, the state capital, to express dissatisfaction against the Okorocha-led government to sheathe their sword and give the ministry a chance. By the time the ministry swings into action and rolls out happiness in a manner never seen before, even the group’s members will forget their sorrow and begin to laugh as if they have inhaled laughing gas. Or, is there anything wrong with the mix: from erection to copulation, and finally to happiness. That is a natural sequence. It calls for optimism. We can only entertain fears of accidental discharge. Mercifully, the governor has assured that this too has been taken care of. So, only those who do not want happiness should cast the first stone at the governor or his amiable sister.

    I sympathise with Governor Okorocha who is Imo State’s governor tomorrow that has made the mistake of coming today. A prophet has no honour in his own home. That was why Zuma too who has some erection-related charges on his neck at home, and is hated with a passion, could only have found favour in Okorocha’s eyes. Governor Okorocha should ignore the arm-chair critics and go ahead with the good works he has started to continue to shock and awe his critics.

  • Hugging happiness in a season of wonky legs

    Hugging happiness in a season of wonky legs

    Back then in those days in school as a student of English Literature, the phrase ‘laughter as catharsis’ was quite fascinating to most of us in the late Sesan Ajayi’s class. Though Ajayi’s candle burnt out at a very early stage of a blossoming teaching career with an amazing passion for molding his students into intellectual brainbox in the various genres of literature, he etched an unforgettable memory in the consciousness of the lucky students who passed through his mentorship at the then Ogun State University, Ago-Iwoye.

    And it is not for nothing that, some two decades and more after his shocking death, those words of his aptly describe the shenanigans that unfold before us in the name of governance in Nigeria’s endless season of wonky legs—-laughter as a catharsis for the herd of the oppressed forever foraging for fate! In fact, I have no doubt that every Nigerian needs a shot of the medicinal drug called laughter, to maintain a semblance of sanity in this country of a thousand and one surprises.

    But for the fact that we are a blessed people with the rare gift of having clowns in positions of authority, many would have been candidates for any of the ill-equipped psychiatric facilities scattered across the country. Thankfully, a salacious dose of unmitigated even if shambolic melodrama that plays out in government quarters daily has somewhat doused what could have been a deleterious relapse into lunacy for many who couldn’t understand why we are so cursed. Laughter as catharsis.

    But for the wonderful medicine, how would we have waded through the silly antics of leaders who talk the walk rather than walk the talk? The problem is that the average Nigerian politician is unabashedly shameless while the citizenry’s beggarly docility is unprecedented. And that is why many of these persons wearing the toga of leadership of whatever hue practically walk away with murder in this clime. Somehow, we always find a reason to laugh our pain off, knowing that the leopard is not about to change its spot soon no matter the pretenses.

    The other day, Nigerians received, with laughter-laden sarcasm, the good news that Switzerland would soon repatriate a humongous sum of $321m Abacha loot back to the national treasury. And that was without any prejudice to that fact that this great news was revealed by no less a personality than the country’s Minister of Justice and Attorney General of the Federation, Abubakar Malami (SAN).

    Does anyone need to guess why they are not building their hopes on such a promising story? It is very simple. If your desire is to live long in this country, you must avoid laying your foundations of a promising future on the government’s sound bites. With the benefit of hindsight, they can conveniently assume that this fresh Abacha loot recovery may go the way of others. At least, we all know that, right from the days of former President Olusegun Obasanjo, recovered loot and properties have always been re-looted the high and mighty.

    For the records, no one has told us how the funds recovered under this administration are being spent. Some would even say that story of callous looting and recovery in Nigeria is like the proverbial case of asking the cat to watch over a plate of fried meat.  How, for crying loud, do they expect the public to dance to this new tune of millions of dollars of Abacha loot coming into the country? You now see why laugher has become some sort of soothing balm with which we ease the pain of impotence in governance.

    But it is not just about that. It is about so many other self-inflicted sufferings that plague the land. Even the strongest optimists among us are fast giving up hope on any redemptive moment for a government that seems to be trudging along on the throes of failure.

    How does one begin to parody the story of a government that claimed to have created seven million jobs at a time the National Bureau of Statistics brought forward its realistic data indicating that over three million jobs were lost to the bargain within the same period? No wonder a serial defector like former Vice President Atiku Abubakar giggled from ear to ear, exploiting that scary figure to justify his latest defection to the opposition Peoples Democratic Party? We laugh even when it is not a laughing matter. With an estimated population of 193 million people, according to the new figures, how many more citizens’ family lives are being enveloped by misery, depression and death in our ever-shrinking employment market?

    But the good thing is that, in all this, we always have outstanding heroes who keep the candle of hope burning on this democratic journey. Here I speak of characters whose personal peccadilloes make us laugh through our torrents of tears. Among these categories are state chief executives who are busy building mansions across the globe as civil servants in their domains groan under the yoke of unpaid salaries.

    One even went about building and erecting statutes! We can conveniently sauce that list with the antics of our well-meaning patriots that boisterously dance on the graves of suffering pensioners as trillions of naira that could have been used to ease pensioners anguish have been diverted into the private pockets. To add salt to a festering wound, these pension thieves always kick justice in the groin each time they walk away with a slap on the wrist. That’s if they ever get to face justice anyway. So why won’t we shrug the pain off with tearful laughter?

    How do you, for example, wrap your brains round the story of a state chief executive who casually dashed his overfed lawmakers state-of-the-art cars worth N400m while blaming his inability to pay students’ foreign scholarship on ‘paucity of funds’?  And how many of these jokers waste millions of Naira on inanities and cultural carnivals – unperturbed by the burdens of structural and infrastructural decay sharing the same fence with them?  Even the ones whose reputations have been grievously wounded by the findings of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission have started a queer but rewarding romance with the powers that be. We all know that the likely outcome would be the wiping off of the sins of the past with the emergence of a squeaky clean patriot at the other side of the tunnel. We just laugh at the silliness of fighting a battle that is often won and lost on the altar of political correctness.

    Unarguably, the only one that is truly bent on etching permanent laughter on our faces is the uncommon Governor of Imo State, Owelle Rochas Okorocha. For me, it doesn’t matter if mischief makers in the cyberspace have feasted on his rude joke about the alleged appointment of a Commissioner for Happiness and Purpose Fulfillment. The fact that he could consider his well-educated blood sister and Deputy Chief of Staff for that juicy office underscores the milk of human kindness that runs in his hyperactive veins and the undying love he has for the long-suffering people of the state. I pity those who have called him all sorts of despicable names just because they couldn’t think outside the box like this governor for all seasons. What more could assuage our fears if not the free offering of happiness mixed in the best tradition of a purpose-driven hysteria of fulfillment? That, to my mind, is the driving force behind what some have dubbed the Rochas’ lunacy and policy psychosis.  If only other leaders at the state and national levels could identify that one single individual in their states that could provide the services His Excellency’s sister has been tasked to provide in Imo, Nigeria would sure bounce back to our once-revered status as the Happiest People in the World. Oh, I remember with nostalgia how we relished hugging happiness then no matter what sour grapes our leaders cast at us. Was that not how we clung to hope as things grew from bad to worse?

    Instead of lampooning the rare feats under the leadership of that man in Imo State or questioning weird sense of humour, I personally think he deserves to be bestowed with the highest national honours in the land for this brainwave-inspired portfolio of Happiness and Fulfillment. Or is happiness not the ultimate dream of each and every one of us? If that is the case, why are we bothered about his debt profile; the dilapidated state of infrastructure; the 15-month salary arrears he allegedly owe the workers or the fact that he spends quite a huge sum on erecting statues for national and international personalities that catch his fancy? Who cares as long as laughter can wipe out the abject poverty while the charlatans in power go on a flight of fancy with the epaulets of stupidity emblazoned on their puffed up shoulders? Who cares when laughter has always come in handy to calm frayed nerves in an uncertain season such as this?

  • Okorocha appoints commissioner for Happiness, Couples Fulfilment, others

    Okorocha appoints commissioner for Happiness, Couples Fulfilment, others

    Imo State Governor Rochas Okorocha yesterday swore in 28 commissioners and 27 transition committee chairmen for the 27 local government areas.

    The governor, who announced the appointment of Mrs. Ogechi Ololo as commissioner for Happiness and Couples’ Fulfilment, urged the appointees to prove their mettle in his administration’s determination to render effective service to the people.

    The ceremony was held at Imo International Convention Centre (IICC) in Owerri, the capital.

    Okorocha said his administration completed more than 1,000 projects and promised to complete the rest before end of his tenure.

    The governor advised the appointees to work as if they have only a few weeks to deliver and leave their marks in their areas of work.

    He urged them to see themselves as men and women on a rescue mission, who will be part of the administration’s success story by contributing their quota to good governance.

    Okorocha said: “You are the privileged group that has the opportunity to make names for yourselves and put your signatures in the sands of time. I want to remind all of you that your appointments are not business as usual. We shall not tolerate any sharp practice or corruption of any type. Neither shall we accept indolence or laziness. You have been called to duty to help us achieve our vision in the Rescue Mission Project.

    “At this moment, I charge you all to be good ambassadors of the Rescue Mission wherever you find yourselves.

    “To the transition committee chairman, you must ensure that ongoing projects must be completed, especially the schools, chapels, among others.”

    The governor noted that his administration achieved more than all previous administrations.

    According to him, anybody with a contrary claim should make it public.

    The commissioners, who took their oaths yesterday, are: Prof. Nnamdi Obiaraeri (Information), Lady Ugochi Nnana-Okoro (Agriculture and Food Security), Gertrude Oduka (Primary and Secondary Education), Dr. Jones Uzoka (Niger Delta Affairs), Uchendu Chijioke Mark (Public Utilities), Gerald C. Okolie (Rural Development), Dr. Cyril Okafor (Tourism), Emmanuel Umunnakwe Ojinere (Trade and Investment), Chief Lasbery Anyanwu (Transport) and Onwueyiagwu Valentine (Youth Development).

    Others are: Mrs. Ngozi Njoku (Gender and Social Development), Mrs Josephine Udoji (Works), Achilike Nwawuike (Internal Resources and Pension Matters), Prof. Emenalo Chizoba (Tertiary Education), Nwamerenini Chukwuka (Labour), Dr. Iyke Njoku (Planning, Budget and Statistics), Emma Ibediro (Local Government), Obinna Mbata (Finance), Dr. Martin Ohiri (Sports) and Mgbeanulu Obinna (Environment and Natural Resources).

    Also sworn in are: Emma Buka Iwuanyanwu (Science and Technology and Vocational Education), Dr. Angela Uwakwem (Health), Lady Joy Mbawuike (Informal Sector and Market Development), Chief Tony Umezuruike (Housing), Prince Chidi Nwaturuocha (Public Safety), Dr. Ernest Nwigbo (Inter-Government Affairs and Donor Agencies), Duru Okechukwu (CGC and Traditional Affairs), Emeka Benjamin (Special Duties).

    The governor announced Chief Kingsley Uju as the supervisory commissioner for the Ministry of Land and Chairman of the Bureau for Land, and Mrs. Ogechi Ololo as the commissioner for Happiness and Couples’ Fulfilment.

     

  • Joy, happiness as community gets police station

    Joy, happiness as community gets police station

    It was a memorable day for the people of Ugboju community in Benue State when they trooped out to witness the inauguration of a well-furnished Police Station built by the National Commandant, Peace Corps of Nigeria (PCN), Ambassador Dickson Akoh.

    Many believe crime-fighting efforts in the community and neighboring communities will now receive a boost with the new Police Station.

    Akoh, who also presented an Hilux van to the police, said security in the community would be enhanced.

    He also called on Nigerians to support President Muhammadu Buhari’s administration to further secure the country.

    His words: “Today I was elected as the President of the Ogbojo Community Secondary School Old Boys Association. In this community we have lived peacefully and Fulani are here and when ever organised ceremony, the first people I entertain is the Fulani people. We condemn what the Fulani are doing but people should not take advantage of the fact that they are causing trouble somewhere and be hustle to them. This Police Station will serve this community and will help reduce the rate of crime because we all know the importance of a Police Station in a community.

    “Since I was given birth to till now my father retired from the Army and I came to this village we have never had any case of Fulani clashing with the locals. We should also encourage ourselves to be more hospitable to people. If Nigerians can travel to other country and get elected into offices, then I see no reason we should not live together in peace.

    “I want Nigerians to know that security is key to any development and as such, the greatest gift Nigeria have gotten in the last five years is the capture of Boko Haram and the taking over of Sambisa forest.

    ”The security agencies have made the festival period merrier than before when it was a threat and we all know that a threat to any part of the society is a threat to every Nigerian

    ”We celebrate and appreciate the doggedness of the Armed Forces and the commander in chief of the Armed Forces President Mohammadu Buhari. They deserve accolades from all Nigerians considering the terror that has been unleashed on Nigerians by Boko Haram in the years past, with many lives lost.

    “The capturing of the territory is also a warning signal for other agitators in Nigeria that there is no where you can defeat government. For other agitators they must know that constructive dialogue is the only way out. People should also help the security agencies in this regard to achieve success. Part of the function given to the Peace Corps of Nigeria now is neighborhood watch. In the bill it states that every street now should be watched by Peace Corps.

    The Commandant however appealed to the Federal Government (FG) to motivate other security personnel, while urging for medals of honour to be awarded soldiers who have fought tirelessly to capture Sambisa.

    “As practiced in advanced societies, the chief of army staff deserves the highest honour and I recommend such for him while also encouraging the FG to motivate other security personnel, and those soldiers who captured Sambisa forest deserves medals of honour. Some streets should also be named after the gallant and young men who fought day and night to secure the hideout of Boko Haram,” he urged.

    His Royal Highness, the Obande of Ugboju, Chief Solomon Apochi, who led the Ugboju traditional council in Oturkpo Local Government Area of Benue State, to the event, praised Akoh for building a modern police station for Ugboju community. He urged the Federal Government to fix the bad roads in the area so that farmers could convey their products to the market.

    The police station, he said, would further curb crime in the community.

    The House of Assembly member representing Adoka/Ugboju constituency and Chairman of appropriation in Benue State House of Assembly, John Adam Okloho, stressed the importance of policing as he commended Akoh for building the police station.