Tag: Laughing

  • Menopause: Why women swing from laughing to weeping

    Menopause: Why women swing from laughing to weeping

    Dr Buki Adewole, a Consultant Gynecologist and Obstetrician at the University College Hospital (UCH), Ibadan, says eight out of 10 women suffer sudden mood swings at menopause.

    Adewole told the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) on Sunday that the mood swings and menopausal hot flashes were common to all women particularly from ages 40 and above.

    Experts including Longman Dictionary of Contemporary English define mood swings as extreme or abrupt fluctuations in emotional state; it can also be a sign of mental illness precedent to the end of menstrual cycle in women.

    Wikipedia states that mood swing is an extreme or rapid change in mood. Such mood swings can play a positive part in promoting problem solving and in producing flexible forward planning. However, when mood swings are so strong that they are disruptive, they may be the main part of a bipolar disorder.

    “The mood swings are of one the most common symptoms of menopause which could be very frustrating for women.

    “Menopausal age varies from women to women, but it generally starts between ages 40 to 55 in women and that it is at this period that the fertility of the woman diminishes.

    “During mood swings women often experience drastic shifts in emotional state and exhibit inappropriate emotional reaction.

    “Fortunately, it is widely known that mood swings are caused by fluctuating estrogen and progesterone levels as soon the woman enters the pre-menopausal age,” Adewole told NAN.

    She added:“Mood swings during menopause are caused largely by the hormonal transitions women go through during this time.

    “Hormones, such as estrogen, influence the production of serotonin, which is a mood-regulating neurotransmitter.

    “Mood swings can leave a woman laughing hysterically one moment and weeping the next moment and understanding why they occur is the key to getting solutions.”

    The gynecologist, who described it as troublesome and traumatic, however, pointed out that the experience differ among women.

    Adewole said the condition was usually worsened by stress and anxiety and that in order to mitigate the effects of mood swings it was better for women to avoid putting themselves under stress and anxiety.

    “Of course, medications to regulate the hormonal imbalance are also one of the ways to treat mood swings.

    “I will advise spouses and children to understand this stage in a woman’s life so that she can be helped to lessen the discomfort,” she said. (NAN)

  • An institutional laughing stock

    SIR: The description by the Senior Special Assistant to the President on National Assembly (NASS), of the Senate President’s imputation of document-switching as laughable is not lost on well meaning Nigerians.

    There is little evidence the Senate President had exploited all available options known in investigative trouble-shooting before going to the public to make such scandalous imputation.

    The fact that Senator Bukola Saraki failed to articulate the difference in the two documents renders his hasty conclusion superfluous.

    Surprisingly this is following the same narratives with the NASS faux pass on the Treasury Single Account allegedly to have been compromised by REMITA

    It is high time NASS stopped politicizing every constitutional undertaking bestowed upon it.

    Nigerians are nonplussed by its attempt to trivialise an age long ritual that has outlived even the National Assembly.

     

    • Bukola Ajisola,

    Victoria Island, Lagos.

  • Laughing at the dead?

    Laughing at the dead?

    Suddenly President Jonathan shows compassion to Chibok, Buni Yadi and Immigration job victims!   

    You want to be president or campaign for one?  Take your cue from President Goodluck Jonathan, and you would probably end up as a study on how not to be both!

    For a third of his first-term tenure, the president left undone things he should have done.  But in the final lap, with its inevitable electioneering, he now goes on an over-drive — perhaps with manic determination to cover what he had not covered; or undo the harm his lethargy had done!

    True, it is never late to right wrongs; after all, perhaps the greatest anti-Christ of all times, Saul, became Paul, one of the greatest propagators of the gospel of Christ.  Still, the way President Jonathan goes about his lethargy-to-overdrive change oozes blind panic and seasoned cynicism.

    This has driven not a few to ponder: so if there were no looming elections, this president would not rouse himself?  And if all the buzz is election-driven, would he not most likely revert to his culpable lethargy, the instant he is gifted a second term?

    These theatrics, when applied to intense citizen tragedies, requiring instant state empathy but met none, are well and truly disgusting.  Take the twin tragedy of Chibok and Buni Yadi.

    At Chibok on 14 April 2014, Boko Haram kidnapped 276 girls (57 escaped, leaving 219), to intense global outrage.  These pupils of Government Girls Secondary School, Chibok, Borno State, were writing their Senior Secondary School Certificate (SSSE) examination.  Despite the mass revulsion at seizing the girls, neither President Jonathan nor any of his top officials visited the tragic town to empathise with the community, despite the president’s bounden duty to provide security for all citizens.

    Earlier on 25 February 2014 at the Federal Government College, Buni-Yadi, Yobe State, Boko Haram terrorists also slew, in their sleep, 29 pupils.  After reportedly putting to the knife the poor and tender souls, the deranged savages set the school ablaze, thus charring the pupils’ remains!  Unlike Borno State-owned Chibok, Buni-Yadi is a Federal Government-owned school.  Yet, again, neither the president nor any of his top officials visited to commiserate.

    But all that has changed with the advent of electioneering  — to the reported deep fury of the victim communities.  At Chibok, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, finance minister and coordinating minister   for the Economy, visited to lay the foundation of a new school building, complete with security watch towers, state-of-the-art laboratories and other facilities.  She pledged studying there would be a delight; and the new facility’s security gadgets would avert any future Chibok kidnap tragedy.

    But would that bring back the girls?  That appeared the big question from the Chibok victims’ association of parents.  Could they then possibly embrace the new school in lieu of their missing girls, when, had the Jonathan government acted swiftly, most of the girls would probably have been saved?  And had the Presidency been alive to its duty, none of the Chibok 276 would have come to harm’s way?

    Only unbridled cynicism, driven by baseless electoral optimism, could have lured any government to such an insensitive strategy.

    At Buni-Yadi, the community pointedly told the visiting Federal Government delegation that their so-called commiseration came a year too late; more so when the attacked school was a Federal Government facility.

    The visits condemn President Jonathan: both for lack of empathy (no timely emotional support for the victims) and serious dereliction of duty (for preventing the attack); and culpable cunning: election-induced sympathy, which audaciously pitches a second term, even if the visit itself was symbol of the government’s incompetence at security, its most basic task.  So, how can proven incompetence attract a renewed mandate?

    The Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) recruitment deaths scandal is another turf on which the Jonathan government engages in a sickening gallery play.

    The NIS tragedy was a hideous racket, which produced a grotesque result: no less than 16 dead, in an abortive search for elusive jobs.  No less than 700, 000 youths, paying, according to Wikipedia, an application fee of N1,000 each, applied for and attended the consultant-handled job interview, and NIS para-military drilling process.  But alas, only 4,000 spaces were available!  The deaths resulted from stampede and crushes, at different stadia nationwide “interview venues”, on 15 March 2014.

    After this soulless extortionist scandal, President Jonathan announced a cancellation, promised the youths their N1,000 application fee refund, automatic jobs for the wounded and cash compensation to the family of the dead.  Then, all went quiet — until electioneering, March 14: almost exactly a year after the tragedy, and less than two weeks to the postponed presidential election!

    The leading opposition, All Progressives Congress (APC) has dismissed the announced N5 million compensation to relatives of the dead, and fulfilled job promises to the injured, as “taking advantage of the NIS deaths” for cheap electoral reasons.  That would appear a valid accusation, even if the president must redeem his pledge, made under particularly tragic circumstances.

    The galling point, however, is the survival of Abba Moro, Interior minister, under whose charge the tragedy took place.  Despite the outrage, Mr. Moro, a protégé of Senate President, David Mark, survived.  But the sad trade-off that guaranteed Mr. Moro’s job would become apparent with the Mark-pushed Senate ministerial endorsement of Musiliu Obanikoro, even with his scandalous involvement in the Ekiti audio rigging tapes.  As Jonathan stood by Mark on Moro, it would appear, Mark also stands by Jonathan on Koro!

    Devious manoeuvring, to willy-nilly retain a job, at which a first-term performance screams incompetent, appears to drive the president.

    This tactic would explain the unilateral 30 per cent salary cut for the president and his federal executive (no crime; but it cannot be done without the input of the Revenue Mobilisation Allocation and Fiscal Commission), the halving of electricity tariff (which should be the forte of the regulators, Nigeria Electricity Regulatory Commission, and not an executive-induced fiat) and the bunching together of the National Youth Service Corps three-year honours list (a desperate grab at approval and legitimacy, on the eve of a crucial election).

    President Jonathan appears on the roll: a festival of cant, in the final push to the election.  It is both cheap and un-presidential.

  • Jonathan: Laughing at missing trillions

    SIR: President Goodluck Jonathan received the forensic audit report on the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation on February 2, 2015. It was served like revenge – cold! – almost one whole year after the Federal Government commissioned the audit in response to public outcry over the claim made by then Central Bank of Nigeria Governor, Lamido Sanusi, that $20 billion was not remitted to the Federation Account by NNPC.

    The submission happened a day after former CBN governor, Charles Soludo, released a clincher on the state of the economy, a highly charged riposte to the judgment of his person and his tenure by Madam Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, Minister of Finance and Coordinating Minister of the Economy.  Soludo estimated that a lot of money has disappeared under Okonjo-Iweala’s watch : N30 trillion!

    The submission of the report reawakened embers in the memory. Only very few people still remember that there was a shakedown of the NNPC, the holy of holies of corruption in Nigeria. We had moved on, not in the least because we supposed that meat will come out of the eater. There was a more current and important missing, the missing of human beings. Chibok girls and others taken into captivity by the death cult named Boko Haram. The submission had a necromantic effect. It recalled the ghost.

    On the day Okonjo-Iweala announced the appointment of PriceWaterHouseCoopers for the auditing, she said the investigation would take 16 weeks. PWC does not have a reputation for clumsiness. If anything, it has an almost unblemished track record professionalism and integrity. It is arguably the best pick anyone could make for such tasks. So why did the submission of the report take so long?

    Some reports say the audit was completed on schedule and was ready for submission. The only problem was that the Jonathan administration did not want to glimpse the picture of the secrets of its painted sepulcher.

    The submission was apparently arranged to extinguish the Soludo question. It is less than two weeks to the Presidential polls. This is the time you need weighty endorsements. Not a red capped Professor overseas stoking excitement in your challenger’s camp.

    In his campaign rallies, Jonathan talks up his capacity for leniency. While seeking to contrast himself with his apparently stern rival, Jonathan introduces himself as the hater of jails; the one who would rather shield you than permit you to get your deserts. No, I won’t send you to jail because some valuable was guilty of tempting you to make it disappear!

    In my own city of Enugu, President Jonathan, a PhD, asked a rally of thousands, ‘’how much did Jim Nwobodo stole? Money not up to the price of a Peugeot and Buhari regime send him to jail. Is that good enough?’’

    Now Jonathan has a sense of proportion that is difficult to calibrate. While you reckon that the theft of a coin makes a thief, Jonathan believes and propagates the idea that there is some threshold, a magic sum ostensibly known only to him, that someone has to labour hard to appropriate before they qualify to be numbered among transgressors. That concept of relativity spewed forth that viral and virulent wisecrack,’’ stealing is not corruption’’.

    So the odds are that if the amount established to have disappeared in the audit report is in the realms of stealing, that is, not equal to or greater than corruption, the audit is a wasted venture. The white paper will reach his desk and then end up in the disused part of his library labeled WHITE PAPERS.

    Now, the theft of ‘’ money not up to the price of a Peugeot’’ in the eighties has evolved to the  procurement of two bulletproof BMW cars at N225 million. The generation that stole ‘’money not up to a Peugeot’’ has begotten a much more ambitious one. The children sent to rob by their fathers are not sneaking in: they are kicking the door open!

    President Jonathan says ‘’ the kind of figure people bandy in the papers look so ridiculous’’. The kind of money he permits people to steal without consequence is anything but ridiculous. But when you have a warped sense of humor, you can see comedy in the figures that are reported stolen in the country you lead!

     

    • Emmanuel Uchenna Ugwu

    @emmaugwutheman