Tag: Miracles

  • God of miracles

    God of miracles

    That was what I experienced on August 13

    But for the fact that Tuesday, August 13, 2024 was the day set aside for the presentation of an internet connectivity equipment to the Department of Mass Communication of the University of Lagos by my set, the Class of 1984, to mark 40 years of our graduation from the department, the day would have started and probably ended like any other day.

    But it was not.

     On that day, I faced the University of Lagos venue of the presentation of the internet facility to the department rather than the office on Fatai Atere Way in the Matori area of Lagos State for the regular Tuesday Management Meeting that I had taken permission to be excused from.

     Within two and a half hours or so, we were through with the presentation, which was only the first leg of the activities for the day.

    The second leg was a dinner at the prestigious De Riggs, Elsie Femi-Pearse Street, Off Kofo Abayomi Street, Victoria Island, Lagos, later in the day.

    In order to be able to arrive the venue from the university campus on time, I drove straight to the office, which is closer to Lagos Island, than return home. In less than two hours, I was done with all I had to do in the office and then drove to the island for the dinner.

    Everything went well at the dinner. We had fun. It was a reunion indeed as some of us that never met, probably since our graduation, were able to connect again.

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    Then, at about 9.00 p.m., I put Google Maps to work to navigate my way back home. It pointed in the way of Third Mainland Bridge and I decided to obey it. This was something I usually avoid, even in daytime. I have always expressed my preference for my old, reliable Eko Bridge. But somehow, I missed where I was to turn towards Third Mainland Bridge on my way back by some 20 to 30 meters before I realised this. Many drivers were driving at the speed of light for security reason; so reversing was not an option. Somehow something just told me to drive on, that probably it was divine intervention that made me miss where I should have turned towards Third Mainland Bridge. That singular decision was my saving grace.

    Miracle number One.

    Shortly before I got to Ojuelegba Bus Stop on Western Avenue, I noticed my car started to jerk. Then the engine went off. I waited a few minutes and started the ignition again, it responded. I was happy, only for it to start misbehaving as I climbed the bridge at Ojuelegba. At that point, something told me it was better to reverse and try to talk to people at the Fire Brigade station just at the foot of the bridge to allow me park the car with them until the following morning.

    As I was trying to reverse on the still busy road, people started telling me that fuel was leaking from the bottom of my car. I perceived the odour too and I was really scared. This was fuel (as in petrol; not diesel, not engine oil) leaking from the engine of a car that had travelled several kilometers from Lagos Island and most parts of the engine were already hot, I mean very hot.

    Miracle Number Two.

    An ‘area boy’ then requested to help me push the car to the Fire Brigade station or at least to a place where it would not pose a risk to other road users. He also volunteered to help me get a mechanic or rewire to check what was wrong with the car. I never liked the idea of roadside mechanics experimenting with my car, but, I had no choice at that point.

    Anyway, before the man returned, God had raised a genuine mechanic who also offered to help. I told him what was wrong. After checking the fuel pump, he said there was no problem with that and made straight for the engine. It was then we saw that the hose taking fuel to the engine had given way. He asked for plier and I gave him. In no time, he had cut off the bad portion and fixed the hose firmly again. At this point, the ‘area boy’ who had gone to look for a rewire or mechanic returned and said he did not see the fellow. I thanked him and gave him some money. I could see he was not particularly happy that help had come while he was away. They don’t like solution coming at such critical moments, preferring instead, a situation where stranded motorists would be at their mercy and they would be calling the shots, especially as it was night.

    Anyway, having thanked and paid him off, I offered to drive the mechanic who eventually fixed the problem to Maryland Bus Stop from where I would branch off to Mobolaji Bank-Anthony Way, en route Agege. He said he preferred to drop at Onipanu Bus Stop. He entered and we drove off. I thought the worst was over.

    After dropping him at Onipanu, the car began to misbehave again. Somehow, I had my eyes on a popular church at Obanikoro that I would park the car there overnight. About 100 or 120 metres to that church, the car suddenly stopped again.

    As if they had been expecting something like that, two ‘area boys’ again surfaced. It was getting to 10.30 p.m. and everywhere was dark. They asked what the problem was and I told them. I suggested that they help me push the car into the nearby church premises. As they were pushing the car, they suddenly stopped and came to me to ask for what I intended to give them before they laboured far. I said they should rest assured that I would compensate them reasonably. They didn’t seem to understand what that meant and named their price: N15,000! I said if they turned me inside out, they couldn’t get anything near that. I didn’t know where the confidence came from because I was alone with them in the dark. They grumbled and after a while resumed pushing the car. This time, they suggested I should park it on the street nearby instead of the church. Before I knew what was happening, they had pushed the car pass the church gate towards the street they suggested. When I suddenly realised this, I asked them to push it back towards the church and somewhat reluctantly, they did until we got to the church gate.

    Miracle Number Three.

    At that point, another of their type came and they started an argument. I didn’t know whether it was because they didn’t want to share whatever I wanted to give them with the fellow or they were just pretending not to know him. But I told the fellow that I was okay with the two people but he insisted on staying put. No problem. At least I knew those I gave a job to do.

    The security man at the church gate then opened the gate to see those knocking. I moved closer to him and narrated my plight. He said he would not be able to help me because the church authorities wouldn’t like such. We talked and he then agreed, called his colleagues and that was how I paid off the two ‘area boys’. I knew I should not go out alone that night because those guys would hide somewhere and surface as soon as I get out to get a vehicle to take me away from there. The security men advised that I call Uber or Bolt. None was available. It was getting to 11.00p.m. They then suggested that the three of them would join me to stop a bus in front of the church and they did. Eventually, I got one bus to take me to Maryland. Somehow, something was telling me it was not the right bus. Only two men were inside with the driver; one sitting at the extreme back and another in the left corner of the middle row. The seat beside the driver was vacant and I opted for that. Somehow, we got to Maryland safely and I jumped out, even though they were proceeding towards Ikeja that I was going.

    I joined another bus from Maryland and, mercifully, it was the same bus that took me to Agege because I felt some peace inside it. No fear of ‘one chance’ as in the previous bus.

    I called my decision to continue on Eko Bridge route instead of Third Mainland Bridge that Google Maps initially planned for me Miracle Number One because the vehicle would have stopped in the middle of nowhere if what happened had taken place on Third Mainland Bridge, considering that it took me to as far as near Ojuelegba Bus Stop or so before breaking down. Unlike Western Avenue where there were still people who were willing to help, there would not have been anything like that on Third Mainland Bridge. The least trauma I would have suffered would have been to lose my phone, my wristwatch, money, and may be, be forced to transfer whatever was left in my account to the hoodlums on the Third Mainland Bridge, who would always surface at such critical moments. It would be a miracle for one to escape from them with physical injuries alone; that is when they were not just inspired to throw one into the lagoon.

    That the car did not catch fire was Miracle Number Two. Given the distance I had travelled before realising that petrol was leaking underneath, only God could have given petrol such patience.

    Then, the ‘area boys’ whose fangs God had rendered ineffective as I was talking to them, indeed commanding them and they were obeying when, in actual fact, I would have been mincemeat should they decide to attack me, was Mistake Number Three. I was all alone with them and anything could have happened.

    Definitely some other miracles would have happened that I didn’t mention or reckon with. I give God Almighty all the adoration for not making a good day turn to a bad one for me.

    I also thank God that we did not hear any bad news from the other people that attended the presentation and the dinner. Mine that would have been was averted by divine mercy.

    Only the God of miracles could have given such safety and security cover.

  • Miracles still…

    The Holy Scriptures are full of miracles. No; better to say that scriptures are built (based) on miracles. For the faithful of most religions therefore, miracles are the condiments for divine repast. In other words where would faith be without the various supernatural occurrences that accompany worship and buoy belief?

    For the hard of heart who stick up their noses to stories in the realm of miraculous exploits, one happened recently in Ebonyi, southeast of Nigeria. It is actually akin to the one in the Bible that was enacted by the great apostles Paul and Silas.

    Bad belle people (no better way to describe them) who couldn’t stick the piercing truth of the gospel seized Paul and Silas and dragged them to the magistrate on false accusation. “These men, being Jews, exceedingly trouble our city…” (Acts 16:16). And the magistrates, historical perverters of justice had them stripped and striped without as much as a question asked. Thereafter, they ordered that they be thrown into jail.

    As the story goes, the jailer did not only put them in the innermost part of jail, he fastened their feet; taking no chances.

    At midnight, Paul and Silas sang hymns and made fervent prayers to their God. They ministered to the other prisoners too. Suddenly, there was a great earthquake which shook the foundations of the prison; all doors were flung open and every prisoner’s chains loosed.

    The jailer woke up and seeing all doors open, thought there had been a jail break; he thought all the prisoners had escaped and made to commit suicide. Hold it, Peter told him calmly. We are all here. The jailer obviously never witnessed such a marvel. He trembled and fell before Paul and Silas crying: “Sirs, what must I do to be saved?” such is the power of miracle.

    Back to today, back to Nigeria; in a community called Okpokueze Nkomoro, in Ebonyi State last Sunday, a similar miracle as told above happened. Some dare-devil young men invaded a Catholic Church (St. Mary’s Parish) and abducted the Priest, Rev. Fr. Timothy Nwanja. They took his cook as well. They also carted away communion wine.

    They were said to have let go the cook and held on to Father Timothy whom they tied up in their hideout and made a ransom demand of N100 million. They had then proceeded to guzzle the communion wine after which the armed trio passed out in deep slumber. Father Timothy reportedly unshackled himself and made good his escape through the window. The police later raided the hideout apprehending one of them.

    If this is not a miracle…

  • Your Church, My Shrine: deceit of miracles

    The exciting story in Your Church My Shrine is set in a dual world of a barbarian land called Mbabama and a modern country called Nigara with its capital city known as Sogal. Now, the protagonist of Your Church My Shrine is Pastor Jeremiah Isaac, a charismatic pastor who makes waves in Sogal city.

    He was actually formerly one Muobundu Odoukpa, a young illiterate priest of a heathen deity called Odoukpa, before he got fed up with idolatry-ridden village life, went to the city, got educated and converted to Christianity.

    Pastor Jeremiah was an assistant pastor somewhere before agitations started over materialism and privileges. “How come Pastor John owns four cars and you don’t even have a bicycle?” asks Deborah, Pastor Jeremiah’s wife. That is the beginning of Pastor Jeremiah’s epochal odyssey in Your Church My Shrine as he would later break away to form his own church named Miracle Maker’s Church of God in Sogal city.

    Life became good for Pastor Jeremiah and his wife. But miracles which people were looking for were not happening. And worshippers began to stay away from Miracle Maker’s Church. Again, it is Deborah, his wife, who pressured Pastor Jeremiah into finding the secrets of acquiring powers to perform miracles by all means.

    That is how Pastor Jeremiah finds himself in far-away Mbabama forest, claiming to go to America on missionary training, leaving his wife, church and everything behind in Nigara to seek magical powers to perform miracles. But the journey to Mbabama is not easy as the natives are not friendly to strangers. They are even cannibals. Would Pastor Jeremiah survive in this land of the barbarians?

    He arrives in Mbabama as a Christian missionary but his real mission is to meet Ngabamu, a dreaded powerful native doctor. Pastor Jeremiah slowly endears himself to the natives of Mbabama, learning to speak their language, organizing a church fellowship and teaching them the Bible while plotting how to get to see native doctor Ngabamu somewhere in a deep, secluded forest. In the course of grafting himself into Mbabama community, Jeremiah also engages in sexual affairs with Biwaki and Tumaki, two alluring native women, all through his stay.

    Eventually, Pastor Jeremiah gets to see the legendary Ngabamu in his fearsome dark enclave called zaza. This is where the pastor encounters the most outlandish experiences of his life in his quest to acquire powers to perform miracles.

    As part of the rituals, he butchers a new born baby, lies on a decayed corpse, gouges out the eyes of a blind child, destroys the legs of a lame and drinks blood. His empowerment demands the he must sacrifice a human being every year to renew his new powers and must call certain names of gods during services in church for miracles to happen.

    Pastor Jeremiah discovers that the names of the various gods he must call on to perform miracles sound like the language of ‘speaking in tongues’ routinely performed by Pentecostal pastors. His own version goes like this: ‘Agazzama-grabba-matta-patta-aramako-sakama-magama’. He wonders if names of dark powers are what some pastors use as ‘speaking in tongues’ back in Sogal city to bewitch people.

    By the time the newly empowered Pastor Jeremiah eventually leaves Mbabama, he has impregnated Biwaki, the native woman and he is taking her back to Nigara. How would he explain to his wife Deborah, church leaders and other people in Sogal who know him as a popular pastor?

    The fact that his marriage to Deborah has been childless does not help matters. Meanwhile, back in Sogal, Deborah too has been sleeping with Pastor Satin, an assistant to her husband. When Pastor Jeremiah lands in Nigara, he performs his first miracle of healing a paralyzed woman at the airport and the news spread like wild fire!

    The miracle-hungry people of Nigara rush back to Miracle Maker’s Church of God as Pastor Jeremiah resumes church services with diverse miracles happening. With the explosion of miracles comes a torrential flow of fortunes in offerings, tithes and gifts. Pastor Jeremiah turns a billionaire pastor, living large with his wife Deborah who is not initially happy with Biwaki, a strange woman that her husband brings back.

    What happens to Biwaki and her pregnancy? What happens to Deborah eventually? How does Pastor Jeremiah handle his marital complications and keeping the covenant with Ngabamu for the powers he is using to perform miracles? What eventually happens to Jeremiah himself in the story? It is a long, gripping story indeed, full of suspense and drama.

    • Onwumere is a cultural activist, book enthusiast and brand management consultant based in Lagos
  • Member reports ‘fake’ miracles’ church to police

    •Command probes allegation

    Allegation of faking miracles to defraud unsuspecting church members and the public has hit a Pentecostal church in Benin, the Edo State capital.

    An aggrieved member of the gang performing and staging fake miracles for the ministry reported himself and the church to the police in the ancient city.

    Operatives of the State Criminal Investigation Department (SCID) from the police command’s headquarters have reportedly begun investigation into the allegation.

    Sources at the police command headquarters said the founder and General Overseer of a popular church had been invited and quizzed.

    The member, who allegedly reported the self-proclaimed evangelist to the police, said the cleric owed him N48,000, being the agreed fee for sitting in a wheelchair as a cripple for six days before he received his “healing” during a recent church deliverance programme.

    It was learnt that the man, who is currently the main complainant and suspect, also alleged that the evangelist bought him a ram for thanksgiving in the church.

    He added that the preacher collected from him a suit he presented to him as the church gift, in front of the congregation, shortly after he gave his false testimony.

    When our reporter approached the complainant at the police command headquarters in Benin, he said he wanted to use the money to buy drugs because he was on medication.

    He said: “It was N8,000 per day; the programme was for six days. He collected the suit from me and gave it to another person.”

    But a police officer prevented him from giving further details on the matter, saying: “The matter is still under investigation.”

    Our reporter’s visits to the church on The Limit Road, off Sapele Road in Benin, revealed a large congregation of worshippers, most of whom appeared hypnotised and desperately seeking miracles.

    In separate chats with our reporter, some members noted that “since God used our daddy (the General Overseer) to deliver a woman who carried a horse in her womb for several years, deliverance has not ceased here. Just sow a seed in the church and watch out for your miracle.”

    But others conceded that the church membership had reduced considerably because some members left when they felt conned or did not get “expected” miracles.

    Penultimate Sunday, the overseer told the congregation: “Run to the altar with your tithe. It will turn to alligator pepper in your pockets if you go home with it.”

    This happened during our reporter’s second service at the church.

    The old and the young in the church rushed to meet the evangelist on the altar in response to his statement.

    The photographs our reporter took in the church were forced to be deleted by officials of the church, led by the Protocol Officer, who said photos were strictly restricted in the church.

    Several attempts to obtain comments from the founder and General Overseer of the church did not yield any result.

    A lady, who claimed to be the church’s Public Relations Officer (PRO) but refused to disclose her name, said: “Journalists always work with rumours.”

    Contacted, police spokesman Osifo Abiodun, a Superintendent (SP), said: “The case has been transferred.”

    It could not be confirmed where it was transferred to at the time of filing this report last night.

  • Adeboye: there’ll be more miracles

    Adeboye: there’ll be more miracles

    The General Overseer of The Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG), Pastor Enoch Adeboye, has said there will be more miracles and testimonies at this year’s Holy Ghost Congress, which ended on Saturday.

    The eminent cleric said miracles would happen through handkerchiefs, anointing oil, combs and believers’ hands on which he prayed during the spiritual programme at the Redemption Camp on the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway.

    The six-day programme was meant for worship, singing, dancing, praying and getting blessings through the scriptures.

    The yearly event started last Monday and ended on Saturday, with the theme: The Floodgates of Heaven.

    Aside the Monday to Friday congress, which held at the Arena, last Saturday’s service took place at the church’s new auditorium.

    It was a day of the anointing, Holy Communion and impartation.

    Adeboye said the impartation service was organised to enable believers do more than himself, adding that he desired to see his children do more than he did.

    The frontline preacher said although he was 73, he would wait to see his children do greater works than he had accomplished.

    During the programme, the church’s Arena was filled to capacity, extending to the road sides, especially last Friday night.

    The programmed streamed online, through the social media platform, radio and television.

    It was a week of miracles with many people sharing testimonies, including raising the dead, healing from cancer, healing from kidney failure, childbirth after several years of bareness, healing on the leg after an accident, a damaged laptop that was restored by laying the hands it and healing from paralyses.

    Anointed men of God, including the founder of Sword of the Spirit Ministries, Bishop Wale Oke; Senior Pastor, Kingsway International Christian Centre (KICC), Pastor Matthew Ashimolowo and founder of Fountain of Life Bible Church, Pastor Taiwo Odukoya, led worshippers in prayers for the Education sector, singles, widows and apparently barren, as well as the family, church, youth and Nigeria.

    Adeboye spoke on “flood of love”, “healing flood”, “flood of power”, “flood of joy”, “floodgates of Heaven” and “flood of anointing”.

    He said: “Do not take the holy communion if you are not paying your tithe, honouring God with your first fruit and if you have un-forgiveness. When you are anointed with the oil, ask God to pour fresh oil on you.”

  • Terminal illness and miracles

    Terminal illness and miracles

    Dictionary.com defines “miracle” as “an effect or extraordinary event in the physical world that surpasses all known human or natural powers and is ascribed to a supernatural cause” and also as “such an effect or event manifesting or considered as a work of God”.

    All healing remedies are costly. Medicines and medical procedures are costly and this is why people pay for health insurance.Spiritual healing too is costly and can be covered by a different type of insurance or assurance. Miracles can happen, miracles do happen, miracles will continue to happen.

    Somebody recently reminded me of the power of the spoken word. In Yorubaland, if you mistakenly tell somebody something negative, they would send it right back at you or at least cancel it with some positive words.

    I am not about to preach because I am not a preacher, I am a scientist and a living human being.  I am laying down what we know and live by faith.The Christian (and perhaps other religion’s) scriptures are replete with references to the power of words and faith. From the beginning, the Bible says, God spoke the world into existence.  The word spoken by a human being can also have power.  Your tongue can steer your life.

    Proverbs 18:21 tells us that “Death and life are in the power of the tongue”. One ought to speak well about oneself and about other persons, towards oneself and towards other persons.  The mouth produces blessings   and curses.We send them out continually.  These words go forth and accomplish their mission.Many of them are boomerangs.  We need to cultivate words of life rather than words of death and use them concerning ourselves and concerning others.

    One of Jesus’ stunning instructions; “Amen, I say to you, whoever says to this mountain, ‘Be lifted up and thrown into the sea,’ and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it shall be done for him” (Mark 11: 23, New American Bible  Confraternity of Christian Doctrine) sums up how the spoken word takes effect.“Whoever” is such a universal word that one has to wonder who can be denied a miracle; not a sinner, not a saint.  This reflects the infinite love of God.

    Jesus authoritatively instructed:“This is the work of God, that you believe in the one he sent.” (John 6: 29).He is saying here that there is no assurance, no insurance greater than the one whom he sent.  No faith, no assurance.  Faith is thus all important, but obviously for us humans it is hard work, sometimes too hard.

    Now my fellow scientists may be thinking of withdrawing my PhD and banning me from ever getting the Nobel Prize. Those who don’t want “Jesus talk” may be studying my neck to apply the knife.  The terminally ill, however, may not mind and may actually want to know.

    In biology, we observe that life activities are directed by Message.  Without genetic coding, there is no life.  From within the whole organism to within organ systems, organs, tissues, cells, subcellular structures, and along biological molecules, Message is always being preserved, conveyed, transmitted, transduced, modulated, inherited, recycled.  In all truth and reality, faith and science always merge.

    Jesus fasted for forty days (and forty nights), healed the sick, recovered people who were dominated by demons, walked on water, and forgave sins.  In all he did, hedemonstrated power over nature, indeed over existenceand this is understandable if in the beginning was The Word, from which all existence emanated.

    When about todepart from this world, The Incarnate reassured his carnal followers that “All power in heaven and on earth has been given to me… And behold, I am with you always, until the end of the age.” (Math 28: 18-20).   They too will be clothed with Power from On High (Luke 24: 49). They are to proclaim the Good News and they will lay hands on the sick and they will recover (Mark 16: 18).  Therefore neither the glory of heaven nor victory over all earthly evils should elude one who believes and follows that belief.

    Life is full of miracles: the miracles of not falling sick or not being killed, as it was for Daniel; the miracles of recovery from illnesses and being saved as it was for the multitudes that reached Jesus – the miracles of faith.

    I have heard many people yelling and screaming commands for a miracle to take place and, off course,  it does not take place.  Yet, I know, that I cannot live without miracles. They happen every day.   They carry one through life.  They lead one to live to the fullest and thrive against all odds.  They are abundant for those who walk the path of faith daily.  They never fail the faithful.  They surround the believer. They should flow out from the believer.  They elude and delude the observer.

    Is it about faith healing? No, not at all.  It is about living faith, living in faith. It is work, but unfortunately we often only work for the food that perishes and are powerless for miracles.  This is not good news.  If Jesus should return, will there be faith on earth?  Will there be abundance of terminal illnesses?

    Other Mosaic Faiths, other world religions, and African Traditional religions all have theories and views on miracles.  Whatever the powers behind them, miracles do happen.

    Next we will talk about hospiceand what to expect from hospice care.

     

    Dr. ‘Bola John is a biomedical scientist based in Nigeria and in the USA.   For any comments or questions on this column, please email bolajohnwritings@yahoo.com or call 08160944635.

  • ‘Yes, some miracles are stage-managed’

    ‘Yes, some miracles are stage-managed’

    The General Overseer of Omega Fire Ministry Auchi, Edo State, Apostle Johnson Suleman, spoke to Adetutu Audu on the last elections and sundry issues. Excerpts:

    Most prophecies given before the presidential election turned to be untrue. Do you think people will want to believe prophecies again?

    You cannot explain some certain scriptural matters. I read it online that I said President Goodluck Jonathan will win the election. That was a lie from the pit of hell. I never said that. Even the Sunday after the elections, I still repeated it in church that he will not win we should pray that General Muhammadu Buhari will rule.

    Having said that, I don’t expect people to judge those who prophesied since they had given those that came to before.

    Do you see Nigerians getting the change they clamour for?

    In the next six months, General Buhari may have problems because the expectations are too high. All they want is Buhari to put gold on their table. Most of the people who voted for him are youths and youths are impatient; they want result. They don’t believe in progressive change; they want change.

    Buhari foot soldiers are former PDP members and people are still defecting. He has not seen the reality of how big the situation. I don’t see any change in Nigeria; what I see is a breath of fresh air.  The APC is going to have problem with the footmen of President Jonathan who feel they must cling to power and remain relevance.

    Have you had to face challenges for giving prophecies in the past?

    People have this impression that I’m a fighter but I’m not. But I hate people who are double-faced. I don’t like people who are arrogant and I hate lies. Maybe because I’m outspoken, people misread me. I think the only challenge I have really faced is when people you trusted backstab you.

    Every other thing, I feel normally comes with running a ministry. And they don’t hit me below the belt because I know people have been through them. But the only thing that has shocked me is about certain trusted friends who turn their backs to backstab you. These are certain friends in the ministry who know you very well to be a man of God and know you to be of God; but because they are jealous, they go to the press and sponsor stories against you and present you as a mischievous person.

    One of the things generating controversy is the issue of tithes and donations. Should churches rely on tithe and donations?

    Nobody put a gun on your neck that you should pay tithe; it is voluntary. What the Bible said is that you should give one tenth of your incomes to God.  And that is why I said pastors don’t need a private jet. The last time I said it, I got a sledge hammer on my head. Most ministerial operations have been abused. There are widows and orphans in that church and you know how much a pilot earns as well as the landing fee to park an aircraft.

    It will look as milking the society as it were, if you are talking about donations, such donations still go back to the church.

    For instance, we have auditors who audit us from time to time. Most times they discovered that the expenditures are more that the incomes and they ask questions. I tell them some friends who are not members of the church and want to do something for the church; I call my PA and get the list of things to be done. And I said you can handle this scholarship or that school fees. And some of the tellers of these school fees are brought back to the church. When auditors see them, they get confused but we are so organised that they can be traced that it was not from the church treasury.

    So, those giving are not under pressure at all. When you are in a church where everybody is wealthy, I don’t have a problem. But when there are widows, orphans and those in need in the church I do have a problem with getting jets. Nobody can claim to be wealthy when you see people in need. Most of these aircrafts are not even brand new, they are dead traps.

    Another area of controversy is the exorbitant fees charged by schools run by churches. What is your view?

    Setting up institution is a social service. There are certain people you cannot reach until you go into social service.  I am not against setting up of schools; there are some people who will not come to church but they can send their children to the school. Through that they get character reformation and come in contact with the word.

    Where I have a problem is in outrageous fees.  But most churches operate on standard. And they know why those fees are charged.

    Some say miracles are stage-managed. Any reaction to this?

    Some people’s motive is fame. Look at Pastor Adeboye he was a university lecturer before he was called. I have problem with people who don’t have a background before they come into ministry. They don’t understand process; they just want to fly. People who just picked their bible and said they are trained by the Holy Spirit.

    So, yes some miracles are stage managed because the testimonies of the people don’t correlate. But there cannot be stage- managed miracles if there are no real miracles. There is no fake N2000 because there is no original.  Most people who fake miracles don’t have the fear of God and they are not even close to being a Christian.

    But I have seen raw miracles in my life. When my wife gave birth to our last child, she died. I mean certified dead. I prayed and she came back to life. Miracles happen every day.

  • Your Health Miracles in your hands (2)

    Your Health Miracles in your hands (2)

    MANY Nigerians will make good disciples of Dr. F. Batmanghelidj, the Iranian doctor who taught the world to regard water as medicine. Dr. Batmanghelidj shifted many paradigms in medicine with two popular books… YOUR BODY’S MANY CRIES FOR WATER and YOU’RE NOT SICK, YOU’RE ONLY THIRSTY. The bottom line of his work is that water accounts for about 75 per cent of the body, water shortage in the body, known as dehydration, damages the cells and causes disease ; dehydration express itself first as pain; by rehdrating, the body is given an opportunity to heal itself. Dr. Batmanghelidj set up an organisation to campaign that doctors make medicine simpler than it is today. It would appear that Nigerians want the simple medicine; that they are afraid to visit a doctor who employs fearsome or longish words to describe their health conditions. That’s why they’d rather see a doctor who rocks them gently and simply as it were.

    I came to this conclusion from the reader response to the ongoing series of simple, self-treatments for common, simple ailments begun in this column last month. The series has featured two books by Professor of medicine Akibu Oyelami who prescribes herbs, Dr. Devendora Vora of India, who has treated more than two million patients with acupressure (gentle massage of the palms and body), Dr. Kenyon, an American doctor who learned acupressure outside Medical school and practices it, and Dr. H. K. Bakhru, also of India whose two books, FOODS THAT HEAL and VITAMINS THAT HEAL were featured last week. My library is still half unpacked since I moved house about six years ago, otherwise I may have fished out and featured another popular Bakhru book, HERBS THAT HEAL. There may be a compensation for that soon in the interesting 162-page book co-authored by Professor of Forest Resources Samuel Oluwalana, of the University of Agriculture, Abeokuta, and his wife, FUNMI, Ph.D, an agricultural economist, and entitled REMEDIES FOR COMMON AILMENTS.

    His is one of the few people in agriculture who understands that the world has entered a NEW USE ERA. Many Nigerian journalists do not as yet understand the concept of NEW USES OF NEWS, for example. Dr. Batmanghelidj taught a new use for water…as medicine. Now, if agriculture is not all about growing cassava and corn and wheat for food, couldn’t medicine be a new stage for agriculture in this age? And who is better positioned for that new world than the agriculturist? In the future, I see large farms of LEMON GRASS springing up all over the country, with a processing industry to give us lemon grass tea and oil to prevent and combat malaria. I see large farms of MARIGOLD FLOWER to give us lutein and zezanthin to protect the eyes against cataract and other eye diseases. I once farmed pawpaw (carica payaya) and processed the leaves, young stems, roots and seeds for PAPAIN. Like a modern pastor behind the pulpit, I would say “can someone please look that up in the internet?” But before we come to Professor Oluwalana and his book, I’d like to put a finishing touch, for now, to the first volume of Dr. Devondera’s HEALTH IN YOUR HANDS. Many people loved the first publication. The health tips, if offered, cost next to nothing. And they work. The reader request for information on simplified medicine which followed the publication demolishes, in my view, derogatory descriptions of the average Nigerian as a mentally lazy hater of books and reading from whom your secret is safe if published in a book. With that, we return to Dr. Devendora Vora’s HEALTH IN YOUR HANDS.

     

    BRAIN POWER

     

    Dr. Vora says, as shown in Figure 1, that brain power is improved simply by “touching the thumb with the index finger”. He says there is no need to press hard. The exercise is to be performed “with both hands simultaneously”. The benefits include solutions to sleep disorders, memory loss, tension and attention deficit.

     

    ARTHRITIS GOUT E .t.c

     

    • Figure 2

     

    Can mere “pressure of the index finger on the base of the thumb” relieve or cure such conditions as “rheumatism gout, Parkinson’s disease, and blood circulation problems? Dr. Vora says it can, especially when practiced with the exercise for improved brain power.

     

    Earache

     

    • Figure 3

    In Figure 3 is a possible cure for earache. With the thumb, pressure is applied on the middle finger, as shown, Dr Vora suggests it be done for 40 to 60 minutes for the best results in earache, vertigo deafness, e.t.c .

     

    Weakness

     

    • Figure 4

    “Put the ring finger with the thumb together,” as shown, says Dr Vora, to heal weakness of mind and body, through increased “life force” and vigour in health and illness.

     

    Blood Cleansing

     

    • Figure 5

     

    The blood is the river of life. If it is dirty or too thick or too thin, it will harm the body. Cleansing foods, herbs, fruits and vegetables help to clean it up. When the tips of the little finger and the thumb are put together, Dr. Vora says, “It cures impurities of the blood, skin problems and makes the skin smooth”.

    He recommends the exercise for gastro-intestinal problems as well as for diseases which cause constipation.

     

    Nerves,

    Fatigue

     

    • Figure 6

     

    Dr. Bates, an ophthalmologist, wrote his BETTER SIGHT WITHOUT GLASSES when he observed, from his treatment of thousands of eyes, that it was stiffness of eye muscles which caused the need for eye glasses to focus light properly on the retina of the eye. Dr. Vora teaches that, when the little and ring fingers are bent, “so that their tips touch the tip (front edge) of the thumb” this exercise increases life force and cures “nervousness and fatigue….power of the eyes” and “reduces the number of glasses”

     

    The lungs

    This must excite asthmatics and people who suffer from upper respiratory troubles such as chronic cough or bronchiestasins. Dr. Vora says: “join both the palms and interlock the fingers keep the thumb of the left hand vertically straight and encircle it with the index finger and the thumb of right hand” this exercise is said to improve resistance to cold, bronchial infections, weather changes and fevers. Through it, the body generates more heat, he says, and “burns accumulated phlegm and even fat”. Dr. Vora advises that plenty of green and vegetables juices and about eight glasses of clean water should be consumed daily.

     

    Deep breathing

     

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    Many health authorities say we could live longer if we could fully use the lungs during breathing, that is if we could get more fresh air into the lungs and blood and get out more state air. Dr. Vora says one way this may be done is to first inhale air and then “press the upper part of the thumb with the index finger.” He says “you will be able to retain air easily in the lungs for a longer time than without such locking”. The blood is enriched and the breathing cycles are deeper and infrequent. In Indian philosophy, it is believed that the lifespan is fixed with a fixed number of inhalation and exhalation. When the breath is deeper, inhalations and exhalations are fewer, giving the potential for a longer life. By this philosophy, people who hurry through life, whose breathing is shallow and rapid, or people who are troubled by hyperventilation must exhaust their fixed lifespan before people who are calmer and do not breathe rapidly.

    Thanks Dr. Devendora Vora. I cannot close this column without mentioning that Dr. Vora also has prescriptions on the number of times men of different ages should have sexual intercourse in a month. He has views, as well, on the use of biochemical cell salts which I take every day.

    And, of course, he talks about herbs. Someday, we will talk again about cell salts. Meanwhile, the impression on my mind as I take my leave of Dr. Vora is that we live in a world of which we still know little or nothing, despite our assumptions to the contrary. I imagine the human body as a huge, intricate computer in which many forces are at play. When I join the tip of my thumb and that of my index finger, what forces do I unleash from the body’s circuit, and upon which organ(s)? I ask myself. Dr. Vora has worked with these forces for more than 35 years and helped more than two million people. I hope that by reading his book which I recommend for your library, you would derive great benefits for your health, which is his aim in turning his knowledge over to humanity.