Tag: myself

  • Notes to myself

    Today I just want to talk to myself. But if my words strike a chord in you, do not take offence. What I expect you should do is to fix things and, maybe, we will have a better Nigeria.

    Until I met Yinka through Nze Sylva Ifedigbo’s debut novel, My Mind Is No Longer Here, I never gave serious thought to the fact that Nigerians are in their best mood when at the departure of the Murtala Mohammed International Airport. There is a strong link between this statement and this quote from the novel: “When your home cannot offer you a bed to sleep peacefully on, a neighbour’s home becomes appealing.”

    At the airport’s departure, you see lovers, especially the ladies, shedding tears at the departure of their loved ones. They cry because they will miss their lovers, not because their men are leaving the country. In fact, they are glad they are escaping what the narrator in Chigozie Obioma’s An Orchestra of Minorities describes as “the land of lack, of man-pass-man, the land in which a man’s greatest enemies are members of his household; a land of kidnappers, of ritual killers, of policemen who bully those they encounter on the road and shoot those who don’t bribe them, of leaders who treat those they lead with contempt and rob them of their commonwealth, of frequent riots and crisis, of long strikes, of petrol shortages, of joblessness, of clogged gutters, of potholed roads…and of constant power outages”.

    Our dear nation has not always been like this. There was a time when naira was more than a dollar. Time also was when naira was almost equal to pounds. We must never forgive the apostles of the Structural Adjustment Programme (SAP), which saw to the devaluation of our currency. The Structural Adjustment Programme of the Ibrahim Babangida regime made things difficult for a lot of people. The middle class practically went into extinction. Inflation skyrocketed. The government removed subsidies on petroleum products and fertiliser, and deregulated the interest rate. Personal insecurity increased and personal satisfaction nosedived. For many, it was the darkest period witnessed economically.

    Time was when going to the United Kingdom or any of the Commonwealth countries was as easy as travelling from Lagos to Ibadan. Time was when public schools were the in-thing, and time was when jobs were waiting for graduates immediately after school. Universities were great. Students were tutored and mentored by star local and foreign lecturers. Hostels were not bedbug-invested. Students had access to balanced diets. Our primary, secondary and tertiary health institutions were world class. The University College Hospital (UCH) was first among equals globally; its facilities were top notch and its members of staff could raise their heads high anywhere in the world. No thanks to brain drain, UCH and others are now shadows of their old selves. Ex-UCH Chief Medical Officer Prof. Emitope Alonge identified the brain drain that hit the health sector in the ‘80s as being responsible for the declining standard in the hospital. Alonge said between 1980 and 1983, the work ethic and attitude to patients’ care were top class. Brain drain began to take its tolls. Infrastructure decayed. There was poor power supply, lack of equipment, and sadly operating gowns were sterilised outside the hospital.

    Many doctors are on their way to Canada, the United States, the United Kingdom and Australia. Some are even heading to Australia because of the poor state of medical practice in the country. Even those who are not leaving are not committed. Many a doctor in government-owned hospitals run private clinics and dedicates attention to their private practice than their primary employer. Our people come up with all sorts of excuse to get asylum abroad.

    Thank God for Boko Haram, many now have new and comfortable homes in Europe and America. We also have overnight gay people, all because of the quest to have homes outside of the hell that their true home has become. The other day, I saw an advert in a newspaper in which a Nigerian, obviously seeking asylum abroad, made a ridiculous claim about his family. There was also another advert in which a guy claimed his uncle wanted to kill him over inheritance. All he wanted was asylum and he caused the advert to be done so he could use as evidence to back his quest for a safe haven.

    Thinking of all these remind me of Pastor Sam Adeyemi. In one of his incisive presentations, Pastor Adeyemi pointed out that while those in government had their fair share of blame for the wrong things in the country, the ordinary folks were also not immune from blames. Or how do you react to a situation where a cart pusher finishes the water in a bottle and discards the bottle on a major road? What about a public school head teacher who collects illegal levies from pupils? What about a journalist who has turned to a blackmailer? What about the lecturer who sees in his influence the excuse to take female students to bed? What about the managing director who keeps asking low-rung female employees out for sex? Shall we blame the government for a company where there are no clear-cut plans for staff’s welfare?

    Is the government to blame for media houses which take pride in reporting government failures yet owe salaries, fail to remit pension and tactically encourage corruption? Tell me, who should be blamed for electricity distribution companies’ failure to give service yet bill consumers arbitrarily? Many companies have folded up because of the epileptic power supply in the country. Running factories on diesel-powered generators for 24 hours is not sustainable.

    I am looking for who to blame for pastors who dupe their congregation because they are sure that God is merciful and will not immediately strike them down like the god of thunder. Please show me who to blame for politicians who hide their children abroad and buy guns for other people’s children so that they can get power and use it to steal our commonwealth.

    My final take: The government has its faults, plenty of them; but we are not blameless too. You and I have our faults too. We should play our parts and then look for ways to ensure rogues do not get to the corridor of power, not to talk of being in power.

  • I see myself dominating with my music, says Engo

    I see myself dominating with my music, says Engo

    Up and coming hip hop and rap artiste, Oluwasegun Ezekiel Clement popularly known as Engo, has said he has plans to be a major force in the music industry.

    Engo, a graduate of Electrical Electronic Engineering from Ekiti State University (EKSU) started music from the Celestial Church of Christ where his dad is a shepherd and his mom is a choir mistress.

    The artiste who has been singing since 2010 says this year, he hopes to intensify on his works.

    “I will love to certify 2018 as a more professional start for me despite my ground breaking and award winning achievements over the years,” said Engo who is also a video jockey and mathematics and science tutor.

    His current hit, titled, ‘OmoCeleReloaded’, is a song encouraging people against discrimination of any kind.

    “I’m a celestial and i have been directly affected by interdenominational discrimination likewise many others,” he said.

    But Engo is positioning himself for the future.

    “I see myself dominating both home and abroad,” Engo who claimed to be influenced locally by Olamide, Phyno, Ruggedman, Vector and MI said.

    “By domination, I mean becoming influential to the world…becoming a positive influence with the very best entertainment means.”

  • I’M IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH MYSELF– FILMMAKER ONYENWE

    I’M IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH MYSELF– FILMMAKER ONYENWE

    To many Nigerian film lovers, the name Chioma Onyenwe might not ring a bell but this filmmaker says that she’s out to tell a ‘coming of age’ story. Though an economist by training, she says that her desire to make films dates back to her childhood days. Chioma, who is also a Programme Coordinator for the Africa International Film Festival (AFRIFF) speaks to OVWE MEDEME on the preparations so far, her debut feature film, 8 Bars & A Clef among other issues.

    HOW are preparations coming for this year’s AFRIFF?

    We are in the non-sleeping stage. Every hour counts. We are very busy. Nobody is sleeping anymore. We are waiting for the festival to start and then push it through till it finishes.

    What is different from last year’s edition of the festival?

    A lot of things are different this year, mainly because it is held within Lagos. Last year, the festival was held in Cross River State. In Calabar, we had that community feel. Everybody came together in one place but in Lagos, it is quite different. We are opening it up to everyone. There are a number of venues and a lot of activities. The film screenings have doubled as against last year. Also, the industry sessions are much. There is just so much happening in town throughout the week.

    Why did you decide to bring it to Lagos?

    We wanted to grow the festival and to do that, we had to involve people that are outside the industry. We had to involve corporations, we had to involve other film lovers and Lagos is really the place to do it. That is why we are here.

    Is this your first time on the AFRIFF team?

    This is my third year. I have a film in the festival this year.

    As a filmmaker, what is your opinion on the films that made the AFRIFF it this year?

    First of all, the films are from everywhere this year. We have a couple of them from outside Africa as well. Some of them are very fantastic films. Also this year, I find that, with the African filmmaker, the messages are very topical. We are talking about migration. Migration is happening everywhere.

    We are talking about crime. I think people will connect to lots of the films in terms of what the story lines are saying. There is this very interesting football documentary that had to do with the Zambian team and how they lost their entire players to a plane crash and they came back 18 years later to win the African Cup of Nations via penalties. I think it’s very exciting the kind of schedules that we have for this year. As a filmmaker, I’ve been watching some of the festival films already because I might not have time to watch them when the festival begins. It’s all very exciting.

    How would you describe your life as a filmmaker?

    It should be my life more as a storyteller. I studied Economics at the University of Lagos (UNILAG). So I have a business background. And I went on to do a Masters in Management. So I started dabbling into films as way back as 2011. I did my first web series titled Goddammit Its Monday. And then, I’ve just been working in corporate Nigeria, doing one short film here, one short film there. Then two years ago, I went to AFRIFF for the first time and, at that point in time, I decided to go into making movies full time. It was from the people that I met there that I made my first feature film last year. Now, I’m premiering the film at the festival. It is titled 8 Bars & A Clef.

    What is the story about?

    It is about a young man who wants to overcome a learning defect, dyslexia, a dysfunctional family and an overbearing record label executive in order to achieve his dream. It is really a coming of age story. It is about music and learning and life.

    For one who has always been in the corporate world, at what point did the love for filmmaking come up?

    I think there has always been a connection; it just wasn’t official. It started since I was little. I used to read a lot of books and I could see the books visually. I could picture it as something I would like to make. That is where it was ignited. Then when I went into the university, I used to work on people’s set.

    I worked as a Production Assistant during my off time. And then, while I was studying Economics, for my final year thesis, I wrote about Nollywood. I wrote about the economic impact on the GDP of the Nigerian film industry. So it has always been something I’ve been interested in.

    Do you also direct films?

    Yes, I do. I produced and directed my film. I’m still finding my voice in directing.

    What plans do you have for the film?

    It will be screened in this festival, and this is the first time it is showing. It is something that I’m quite excited about. I want to see where it leads. I plan to release the film next year but I really want to see what the first audience’s reaction to the film is. And then, hopefully, I will find my audience and release it next year. I hope to release it by April 2016.

    How much of your time does moviemaking take?

    It is like everything else. If your day is a regular 9 to 5, you make time out every day. When you are making films, you have the period when you are busy 24 hours a day and you have periods when you are not on it as much.

    Are you married?

    No, I’m not

    Is it a deliberate thing?

    I should hope so. I should hope that it’s not an accident that I’m not married (laughs).

    Are you in a relationship?

    I’m in a relationship with myself.

    Why is that?

    Because I am fabulous; that is why I’m in a relationship with myself.

    Are we to expect another movie from you?

    There are a number of things in the works. I work with AFRIFF full time and I’m working on something for next year.

    Where you part of the filmmakers who were able to access the Federal Government’s grant?

    Actually, yes I was. This film was made with the Nollywood grant.

    How easy was it to access the funds?

    It wasn’t that difficult for me. I think it’s because I had my paper work ready. I put together a business plan. That way, it was very straight forward. It took a while, from applying to getting the loan took about a year. At that time, I had already started work. I really can’t complain. If anything, it made me do my homework, dot my I’s and cross my Ts. Everywhere I had to present something, they expected a certain level of professionalism. It prepared me for that. I think it was a good experience.

     

  • I played against myself — Ikhana

    I played against myself — Ikhana

    Enyimba FC Technical Adviser Kadiri Ikhana has admitted that it was hard for him to watch from the bench when his side defeated Giwa FC in the  Federation Cup semi-final clash at the MKO Stadium, Abeokuta yesterday.

    Rapheal Boumsong’s second half goal was all Enyimba needed to set up a semi-final clash against Dolphins FC at the expense of the  ten-man Giwa FC.

    Giwa FC defender Infeanyi Ameanema received a straight red card in the 82nd minute for a rough tackle.

    In an interview after the game, Ikhana said that the match could have gone either way.

    “Giwa is my team and don’t forget that I just left the club few months ago. It was interesting playing against myself. I played against myself because Giwa is still my team. Giwa tried their best and the match could have gone either way,” Ikhana confessed.

    Giwa FC got four points in the two-legged encounters in the Glo Premier League this season but Ikhana insisted that League game is different from Federation Cup.

    “The league is different from Federation Cup. Federation Cup is knockout game and when you lose you are out but losing a game in the League does not mean you are out of it. And now we’ve qualified for the final while Giwa are out of it.”

    Ikhana has vowed that his side would lift the trophy come August 16 at the Teslim Balogun Stadium, Lagos.

    “That was our plan since the begining of the competition and we’ve been doing our best since we started the tournament,” he added.

  • I’m ready to kill myself if I don’t know if he loves me

    Dear Adeola, I love reading your page a lot. I’m Treasure, I’m 18 years old

    and am dating a guy whom I love but I don’t know if he loves me due to my shyness. Please reply. I am confused and ready to kill myself.

    You claim to love reading my column but sometimes, the things I feel like saying would make you dislike me. If you feel like killing yourself just because you’re not sure of a guy’s love, then maybe you’re welcome to do just that. You don’t have to seek the counsel of

    a soothsayer before you know if a guy loves you. I have treated that many times on this page and I have published hints of knowing if he just wants a fling or a serious relationship.

    In these times when some of your mates are battling with how to survive cancer, hunger, lack of funds for education and family neglect, you want to die because of a guy. Okay o, do what your mind tells you. I’m out of it. But in case you want to touch base with reality, let me just say this: Learn to love yourself first. When you love yourself, you won’t be bothered about so many trivial things.