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  • Don to govt: enact laws to tackle Owambe noise pollution

    Don to govt: enact laws to tackle Owambe noise pollution

    A Professor of Analytical Chemistry, Abdulazeez Lawal, has urged federal and state governments to enact laws which will prevent noise pollution, especially on Owanbe ceremonies in the Southwest.

    Prof. Lawal during the third inaugural lecture of Fountain University Osogbo, titled: ‘The motherless world, the motherly science: An Odyssey in the atomic cosmos’, emphasised the urgent need for the enactments of environmental law, lamenting that wastes are not properly disposed.

    He said: “It’s very important for the government to enact a law on environmental pollution, especially in the Southwest, where there are ‘Owanbe’ noises almost all the time. We should tackle pollution from parties and ceremonies.

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    “There should be an environmental law on noise pollution; it’s very important. It has to be regulated. In the West, you can’t see people putting on oozing sounds all the time; they’ll tell you that you are mad if you attempt to challenge them.”

    Lawal challenged the government to take a drastic step toward enforcing the law on environmental issues.

    In his remark, the Vice Chancellor of the institution, Prof. Olayinka Karim, enjoined the government to adopt Lawal’s recommendations, noting that he proffers a solution to the increasing pollution in the country.

  • Owambe society

    Owambe society

    Nothing in the public profile of Babatunde Raji Fashola (SAN) suggests a comedian. Not his diction, not his deadpan voice. Tall with a soccer striker’s physique, his face is often sober. He smiles but his visage bears the dignified, often ominous scrutiny of a school teacher. He likes talking like a wonk in spite of his playful side that abounds often behind a mask.

    Yet, Fashola has written a funny book, a little war-house of a book of catacombs lined with grenades lurking in every dark corner. Beware along the pages! Yet, we should not be surprised. While governor of Lagos, he gave us a hint of his censorious eye, for highlighting our faults and foibles, the delusions of our everyday prattle. He published them as Takeaways in the newspapers. They had the power to bite, to startle us out of our philosophical complacencies.

    The book’s title is itself a grenade packaged like unsweetened biscuits. Nigerian Public Discourse does not prepare you for the lashings, the rebukes, the subtle invocations of historical and sociological faux pas.

    Every society and generation need a book like this. Peter Pan – Peter Enahoro – poked us with How To Be A Nigerian. Later, Chinua Achebe glowered with the Trouble with Nigeria. Now, Fashola has gifted us with Nigerian Public Discourse. The United States has a few, like Allan Bloom’s The Closing of the American Mind and Robert Hughes’ A Culture of Complaint. Peter Enahoro wrote with the mordant wit of a journalist, Achebe with the soul of a poet, now wailing, now sneering. Fashola’s has the impudence of the slapstick. Fashola’s style is like the humorist whose intention is not to amuse, but he cannot help himself. The laugh will come anyway, a serious and self-deprecating laugh, the laugh as self-guilt. You will find yourself saying to yourself, “Oh, I am guilty of that.”

    So, we have a variety of comedies. The comedy of superstition, the comedy of errors, the comedy of data, the comedy of manners, the comedy of the Owambe variety, the comedy of document, the comedy of rhetoric, the comedy of power, the comedy of history and constitution, the comedy of structure. For me, the funniest is the comedy of anger. The book soars from the sublime to the ridiculous and back to the sublime.

    Did you once believe as a child that the great Thunder Balogun’s shot once passed through the stomach of a goal keeper into the net? That Indians were banned by FIFA forever because for charming goals? I was told that when an Indian took part in a javelin contest at the Olympics, the javelin kept flying as long as the thrower’s hand was in the air. Fashola did not add that the goal keeper Rigogo caught shots with one finger. A comedy of superstition.

    Fashola recalls a fellow asking him why governors went to Abuja every month to distribute money with no banking system. The illusion, unfortunately, still persists, even though governors do not attend such meetings, and such allocations go through the channels of bank transfer. He also alludes to census figures without scientific sources. On Lagos 2006 census, for instance, the Census Tribunal invalidated the figures in 11 local government areas. Yet NPC records retain the old apocrypha.

    Or how did we get the figure about 17 million housing deficit? It is a tyranny of figures. It makes us wonder how we govern on fantasy or fantasy governs us.

    They say Nigerians live on a dollar a day as though we live in an American market. For instance, a bottle of coke that sells for $1.89 in the US retails for 32 cents here In naira. Yet, when the holy statisticians measure our economy, they gauge it by their own value. We measure income about multi-dimensional poverty, forgetting the multi-dimensional sources of income. A secretary earns N40K adds to gifts from uncle, boss, sibling, other relatives. They fail to take cognizance of our communalism, what the political scientist Richard Joseph – one of them – calls the economy of affection. Western illiteracy relies on their own formulas to describe us.

    The comedy of power is in different areas. One, we assess electric power for economic data on the basis of the grid alone, whereas many use diesel, petrol-run generators, coal, gas, solar, et al.

    The other is the power of the minister of power. The minister is stripped of the control of “personnel and authority” he once possessed.   In 2016, the staff strength was under one thousand from a prior 50 thousand. The National Electricity Regulatory Commission (NERC) and the Bureau of Public Enterprises (BPE) have the full authority to license, sanction and regulate operators in the sector. The DISCOs and GENCOs are under BPE. It’s a minister without power. Shall we abolish that ministry?

    As minister of works, he learned that the legal department reports to the attorney general and minister of justice, the finance and accounts department reports to accountant general and minister of finance, the procurement department is hostage to BPE while those in administration nod to the head of service. This, he says, is true of all ministries. The minister presides over a shell.

    No wonder works minister David Umahi had to kowtow to late-arriving staff of his ministry. Who gave us this structure? It echoes Kafka’s novel, the Castle, in which you at once belong and don’t belong to the building.

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    Then the comedy of the power of president. Fashola gets very excited here, alluding to constitutional rigidity. Is the president that powerful when he relies on parliament, signs no cheques, controls no land, or most of the roads or and schools, et al. He gets, for me, too technical here. He should take cognizance of what the Harvard Professor Joseph Nye calls soft power. The influence of the governor or president can be enormous, especially given our deference to elders and authority, or what the Americans call the bully pulpit. For instance, how do governors and presidents pick their successors? I appreciate, though, his views that the power is with the citizen, a collective force. He is coming from a Tolstoian perspective. Leo Tolstoy made a persuasive case against the power of one man but for the coalition of forces. This is against Ralph Waldo Emerson’s contention that “there is properly no history, only biography” of great men. In his War and Peace, Tolstoy contends that Napoleon takes too much credit for the exploits of his army. Fashola seems to be drawing on that tradition.

    I laughed at the word minimum wage since we should call it minimum salary. It is colonial mentality. How many earn hourly wages? Anyway, I resolved it by thinking it is Nigerian English. So, we are forgiven. It is the comedy of language.

    The author rips apart those who say we don’t have a federal constitution but a unitary one, and takes pains to itemize the federal features. He brings this satiric onslaught into misconceptions about the 1999 constitution, which is a mere reworking of the previous one. Both are the products of the army, anyway. We complain of federalism.

    We see the farce that literary scholars call burlesque on his chapter on restructuring. He not only shows that systems do not make a better society but people do. Comic how he mocks BREXITEERS, and how, in a poll, Nigerians’ views on restructuring are a whirlpool of misunderstanding.

    It depicts Fashola, sometimes as a nihilist, sometimes an existentialist, but a clear lampoonist tearing apart the vanity of structures and political aspirations in the modern world.

    On anger, he berates.: “Rational and sensible people don’t make choices by anger or in anger. Anger is not a strategy…” “Will you build a house on anger?” Reverberations of Endsars and PVCs frenzy in the last elections.

    The comedy of owambe? He complains why we sing the national anthem on every occasion. Not only that, we spend lots of money on electronic equipment, speakers, amplifiers, full bands of police, navy, air force, rental expenses, transportation, honoraria. And all the dignitaries will have to be mentioned. At an event an hour and seven minutes was spent on acknowledging guests and, at the end of it, they would say, “all protocols observed.” Also, when a president or such guests arrive an airport, a retinue of top government officials abandon their tasks for the airport, sometimes to a dance party, singers, etc.

    The chapter invokes Soyinka’s Opera Wonyosi and the cynical flamboyance of Chief M.A. Nanga MP in Achebe’s A Man of the People.

    This is not a good book. It is a great book, a scalpel into a generation, a cornucopia of our experience. It should be read by all, especially as a recommended text for first-year university students’ general studies course called GNS.  

  • How to slay for an owambe

    We are Nigerians and Owambe is one thing we love a lot. Whether the country economic state is in shambles or not, Nigerians will always have reasons to party. Everyone wants to look stunning and exceptional at any events and generally go overboard spending on unnecessary things.

    Being a wedding guest can be rough on one’s bank account especially with the increasing cost of aso-ebifabric. From the cost of makeup, shoes and accessories, attending weddings these days will probably put a huge dent in your wallet. Here are some tips on how to slay when going for an owambe:

    Wear what you have. Not everyone is brave enough to try this but it works. After spending so much on aso-ebi lace, you shouldn’t put them at the bottom of your wardrobe. See those expensive fabrics as an investment for future events. If you already have an existing dress matching the colour palette of an upcoming owambe, why not dust off the fabric, slay and save you coins, more importantly, if you cannot afford it?

    Keep your style simple and trendy. Don’t be too extravagant, dress simple and moderately and you definitely look hot. We all love to look in an all shades of penging way and on fleek at an owambe but then follow the “KISH” Keep it simple and hot.

    It is possible to slay in a simple, yet stylish outfit. From jumpsuits to off-shoulder dresses, there are a variety of classy, yet affordable designs to choose from.

    Feel comfortable. Whenever you are going for an owambe always ensure you are comfortable in whatever you are wearing. Study show that your outfit can affect your emotional state. Therefore, if you want to have a good time at a party, wear something that makes you feel comfortable and attractive. Avoid wearing anything that makes you feel awkward. Otherwise, you may come across as awkward at the party.

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    Smell nice. Each time you are going for an owambe endeavour to smell pleasant that even when someone pass by you the person would be like,” Uncle you smell nice”.

    Look charming. While the men look dapper and maintain their sweet boy status, women are now expected to slay, styling up themselves to a whole new level.

    Put up a smile. No matter the situations or mood you might be when going for an owambe smile and never stop. It is one of the best make-ups you can wear when you want to slay for a party.

     Wear perfect footwear that matches your dress. For the ladies you could put on heels. For the men, you could wear a shoe or sandals to match the dress.

    Consider the occasion. Whenever you’re going for an owambe consider the type of attire you would for the occasion and do a perfect combination.

  • REVEALED! Why owambe parties are thriving in spite of hard times

    IT was the first year remembrance of the family’s patriarch. The preparation for the main event began about three months ago with meetings on the sharing of responsibilities such as who would be in-charge of the aso ebi (ceremonial uniform), food and drinks, among family members.

    No expense was spared in organising the party. The venue, one of the many choice event centres located close to the Lagos lagoon, was filled with gaily-dressed people who turned out in various shades and colours of aso ebi.

    Of course, the menu was top class. All you needed to do to get served with steaming amala or any delicacy for that matter was to snap your finger. The drinks, ranging from the moderately soft to the highly expensive, were stored in a giant mobile refrigerated vehicle parked by the side.

    On the band stand was a popular fuji musician who sang the praises of the deceased man as the children, friends and other family members wound their waists to the thrilling sound that beamed from giant loud speakers. It was an open display of wealth and class.

    It is probably for such wild celebrations that Nigerians were rated as the happiest people in the world in 2011. That year, in a 53-country Gallup poll, Nigerians were rated at 70 points for optimism.

    Fast forward to 2016, Nigeria dropped to 103 on the happiest nation chart of the world, and 6th in Africa in the World Happiness Report. The World Happiness Report 2016 update, which ranks 157 countries by their happiness levels, was released in Rome in March.

    The reason for the drop may not be difficult to guess in the face of the current economic realities. Nigerians, irrespective of class or creed, are hard hit by the downturn in the economy.

    The surprise, however, is the fact that in spite of the harsh economic condition, Nigerians have continued to organise social events that tend to paint the picture that may not be as bad as they look.

    Investigations conducted by our correspondents revealed that rather than organising austere social events popularly called owambe, the menu list has widened to accommodate new delicacies, particularly in Lagos and other parts of the South West.

    Among a people who place high premium on how the children of a deceased old man or woman bury him, nothing short of an elaborate party is expected.

    “If you fail to organize a befitting farewell for your deceased father or mother, you are regarded as a failure,” says 70-year-old Emmanuel Ayodele.

    The septuagenarian, who said he had already told his children how he would love to be buried, said: “We are Africans and we don’t spare any expense in the way we honour the dead. Even if you have to borrow, you just have to make sure that you honour your dead parents.

    “It is for that reason that you hear people pray for children of the dead who organise befitting burials for their parents that their own children will reciprocate the gesture.”

    But it is not only for burials and remembrance parties that the people roll out the drums. It is same for weddings, naming ceremonies and even graduations, among others. And for these events, new innovations are brought in daily to add colour to them.

    Before now, the common foods served at social gatherings were limited to rice (white, jollof or fried), amala, eba and pounded yam. But all that has changed with the inclusion of new delicacies like beans and dodo (plantain), porridge, ofada rice wrapped in leaves, small chops, gbegiri soup and other variety of food on the menu list.

    Perhaps more interesting is the way amala is now served at parties. Instead of the old way of serving the delicacy wrapped in nylon and placed in containers, it is now served hot directly from a pot that is placed on fire as done by roadside food vendors popularly called Mama Put. It is even fortified with gbegiri or ewedu soup.

    The introduction of new delicacies, according to Mrs. Bolatito Balogun, is meant to give the guests wider choice of food.

    She said: “The main reason is to give the people more and better choices to pick from. However, aside from providing the guests with more choices, it has also added spice to the way parties are organised. Imagine being served hot amala at a party? You’ll agree with me that alone may attract anyone to want to try it.”

    Investigations by The Nation showed that the culture of African families joining hands to organise social events may be one reason why the effect of the harsh economy situation is not having significant impact on the frequency and intensity of parties.

    Our findings show that while the organiser of a social event would be the one to shoulder the major financial responsibilities, other members of the family are usually around to offer different forms of assistance.

    For instance, while the children of a deceased man or woman are responsible for organising befitting ceremonies for them, other family members, like cousins, uncles, aunties, nephews, nieces, friends and even neighbours are also actively involved. This pulling together of resources lightens the financial burden on the organiser and ensures that the party flourishes.

    According to a sociologist, Azeez Ibrahim, this form of assistance from other members of the family contributes significantly to the success of any social event.

    He said: “You know that the African culture is very unique for keeping the family as one. It does not matter whether you are uncles or aunties, our culture recognizes us as one entity. Therefore, whenever there is any social function that brings everybody together, it is the responsibility of the entire family to rise to the occasion.

    “That is the reason why you see different kinds of foods served at parties. Aside from the main foods served by the organisers of a party, other members of the family as well as friends and neighbours would also come with their own foods which they would serve to their own guests. That way, you take a lot of burden off the shoulders of the organizer of the party. It is one of the beauties of our culture,” Ibrahim said.

    According to Mrs. Adedayo Adeyemi, the boss of Seven Folds Events, a Lagos-based events planning outfit, while it has become an open secret that the nation’s economy is going through bad patches, its effects have not significantly manifested in respect of social parties.

    Adeyemi, a former banker turned events planner, said her experience between January up until now has not shown that Nigerians have toned down on social events.

    “As an event planner, I cannot really say that the harsh economic condition has affected the way Nigerians organise parties. As a matter of fact, no month has passed without me getting between three or four briefs.”

    She, however, explained that efforts have been made to cut down on waste, which she said people didn’t pay much attention to in the past.

    “One thing that you can say has changed significantly is that wastage has been reduced, if not completely eliminated. For instance, what we have now is that people base their preparations on the number of expected guests. In the past, what we had was that organisers simply cooked in large quantities without necessarily considering whether the food was too much.

    “But now, right from the time of preparing for the party, they would plan based on the number of guests. Afterwards, based on that information, the caterer would be advised to cater for that number of people. So, give and take, the caterer may add a couple of plates to those numbers. It is the same for drinks and other things that make social events successful.”

    Adeyemi, however, admitted that while there may not have any significant change in the way individuals organise social events, same cannot be said of corporate organisations who she said now organise only very important and unavoidable social events.

    She said: “You know that I also organise events for corporate entities. But the number of events we organise now have reduced. You see, those companies would organie only if it is very necessary. So, in that aspect, you can say that the economy has affected our job.”

    Speaking in similar fashion, another planner who caters to high society events, Mrs Bolanle Farotade of B-signature Events, said bookings had not reduced in spite of the economic crunch.

    “The truth is that despite the economic downturn, people are still having events. For the event industry, whatever form the economy takes, people still have to get married, celebrate birthdays, burials, corporate functions, and so on.

    “What I will say is that a lot of people are more cautious about how much they are spending. So, unlike before that you could go on lavish and all, I am not saying that we still don’t have some very big lavish events. We still do, but it is on the average.

    “Lots of people are trying to cut down on their spending. So, that is the one way I can say that it has affected the events industry.”

    According to her, the particular measures that have been adopted in cutting down cost have been to spend less on imports and look inwards for local manufacturers.

    “Since we also do decorations, there are lots of things that ordinarily I would have ordered from China or Dubai, but I am trying to find more ways of booking those things to help beat down the cost because of the high rate of foreign exchange.

    “Rather than buy from China, I would find someone that can make something for me locally. It is forcing us to look inward for the resources we have available to us and what we can do with that.”

    Farotade explained that despite the harsh economy, the people have resolved to move on and put the troubles behind.

    “You can’t say because of what is going on, you won’t move on. The way Nigerians are, no matter how bad the situation is, we always learn to adapt. So it is just that we may not be spending as much as we used to.

    “Although you still have big clients who would do big weddings and all that, you have those who will tell you they are trying to cut down cost,” she said.

    But Titus Igwe of Speedmeals Mobile Kitchen, an industrial catering outfit, insisted that the economy has had a devastating effect on the food industry. This, he said, can be attributed to the fact that 90 per cent of ingredients are sourced from outside the country.

    He said: “Many of our colleagues in the industry are not getting jobs like they used to. Many clients are turning wedding ceremonies into private ceremonies in order to reduce cost. The cost of food has gone up significantly. One kilogramme of chicken, which we used to buy for N6,000, is now N10, 000.

    “Now, a bag of rice is twice the price. Patronage has become so low compared to what we used to have. By this time last year, we would have seen companies talking about end-of-year parties. August–October is the peak period for weddings, but at the moment, not much is going on,” he said.

    He added that some corporate organisations, who before now provided food for workers, have stopped doing so.

    “Even workers who order food from Monday to Friday have reduced their orders to twice or three times a week. I went to an office recently and I noticed that when it was time for lunch, people were bringing out their food packs from their desks. Most workers now bring food from home to cut down on the cost of buying meals on a daily basis.

    “For an outfit like ours, we are now looking at menu change. Instead of serving rice daily as a staple meal, we are looking at what is very cheap in the market that we can substitute for rice.”

    The young entrepreneur, who lamented the fact that the country is at the mercy of imports, urged the government to encourage local production.

    “One reason why it is difficult to produce here is getting certification from the regulatory authorities. I know a friend of mine who is trying to produce our local seasoning and he has been struggling since to get NAFDAC certification. If it is that difficult for people to manufacture things in our own country, how can we be able to compete with manufacturers from outside the country?

    “The majority of the egg we consume here is imported through Cotonou. If you have that coming into the country, how can our own local poultry survive? I think it is God that brought us to this time for us to be wise by looking inwards. This is a wonderful opportunity that the government has to make a lasting impression.”

    The story is the same for Adetola Akinbiyi, manager of Nikoms event centre in the central part of Yaba, Lagos.

    According to him, the state of the economy has affected businesses negatively and there has been a drop in event dates.

    “Usually, we are booked from Thursdays to Saturdays. But now there are even few events holding on weekends. Clients are no longer booking like they used to. This makes the business less profitable, as we are losing to the cost of maintenance and logistics even when the cost of renting the hall has not changed.

    “We are running on diesel and the cost has increased from N150 to N190.”

    Akinbiyi further said that a hall, which is rented for N600, 000, usually gives about five per cent discount for week day events, such as luncheon, AGM and workshops among others. However, owing to the lull in the economy, they have been forced to reduce the rate by a larger percentage, so much so that the hall is now given out at N500, 000 on week days.

    “We are forced to do that because we don’t want clients to take the money away. People are now starting to fix burial reception for Wednesday rather than Thursday. The cost of maintenance has gone up and we cannot increase the rent rates. This is not minding the fact that we still have to pay our staff,” he lamented.

  • Re: Owambe Prince in Aso Villa

    SIR: Hardball’s piece titled “Owanbe Prince in Aso Villa” only gives credence to the axiom that “when one has no particular talent for anything, one takes to the pen”. It’s shameful that Hardball took on the Great Prince of Benin Kingdom with his acerbic pen on the back page of The Nation of April 29. The said piece was maliciously structured to expose the Crown Prince to odium and opprobrium. The clear attempt by Hardball to crucify the personality of the Crown Prince via vile-diatribe is not only outrageous, and preposterous but despicably sacrilegious.

    Is it now a crime to visit Aso Villa? Is it wrong for the Crown Prince to visit whosoever he wishes to visit? Why is Hardball trying to know what the Crown Prince was doing there? I mean how does it affect him?

    The same Hardball would have gone gaga with illimitable elation if the Crown Prince of Benin Kingdom had lambasted the President and this administration. As a matter of fact, he would have created a colourful headline from the ‘lampoonisation’ of the Ijaw Man. He will not even stop there, he will also go the path of sycophancy hailing the Prince for doing their biding but since the Crown Prince failed to do their bidding, he went to press to run a sacrilegious and most lugubrious piece of the century. Those who know Hardball should please let him know that the Crown Prince is not just an individual but a venerable institution. Hardball needs to know that the Crown Prince has his own fundamental human right to freedom of association and expression. So where he goes and those he associates with and what he says should not be the business of Hardball. If Hardball thinks he is short of things to write on, he should go into farming or better still join the Army to fight terrorism.

    • Godfrey Ehi .O.

    Benin City.

  • Add a splash of  colour to your  rainy day attire

    Add a splash of colour to your rainy day attire

    PEOPLE tend to think of fashion as being redundant during this season and most are confused about which type of outfits they should wear for office, wedding, birthday and owambe parties. We are finally looking into the period where we definitely don’t have to worry about these dips in temperature. Some people prefer to wear dull dresses so that the bright coloured ones do not get stained, but in the right hands, rainy season apparel can be incredibly elegant. It is fun to get dressed glam and fabulous during rainy season.

    And when you are thinking in terms of the sweater to wear, it doesn’t have to be the normal, swollen pullover or close-fitting knotted jackets with or without sleeves. You can combine a good jacket and a stylish sweater with either skirt or trousers under. Go for long-fitted hand length tops. Search through your wardrobe, you will certainly get some few things to work on. That way, you won’t have to look dull. Gone are the days of wearing sweaters on formal wear. Some sweaters are now being worn as main wear.

    There are some lovely fitted sweaters that can be worn as tops on skirts, trousers, even under suits. And these can be worn by both sexes. So, men too are not left out; brighten up with stylish turtleneck andV-neck sweaters. Waterproof outerwear is a must. It does not have to be unfashionable. Select classy pieces to create a mature, sophisticated look, or try a few well-fit garments in playful colors to brighten up your rainy day style.

    The turtleneck sweater is a classic piece that works well for nearly any woman’s wardrobe. A sweater with a hood will provide you with added protection from the rain.

    Remember, the most important thing is that you must make a fashion statement despite the showery spell; you do not have to look dull.

    *Look for a suit or sweater that flatters your figure. Additionally, belted suits or sweater look lovely on girls who want to define their waist and show of their curves.

    *Wear thin clothes beneath your suit. Materials like cashmere and thin cotton weaves work best under a well-fitted suit since they do not add extra bulk. Conversely, you should avoid heavy wool sweaters and over-sized garments. These pieces may make you look lumpy beneath.

    *Cheer yourself up with lively colours. When the weather is gray and cloudy, your spirits naturally sink. Adding bright, cheerful colours to your wardrobe is a good way to keep your spirits high. Choose colourful suits and umbrellas to add a splash of colour to your rainy day attire.

    *Get a good pairs of rubber shoes. Brightly coloured rubber shoes can be trending, especially if they are speckled in polka dots or other loud prints.

    *Avoid suede and other materials that can suffer water damage.