Tag: Shut up

  • Shut up

    Former Aviation Minister Femi Fani-Kayode is in the news again, defending the indefensible.  This time, the controversial politician, who was Director of Media and Publicity of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in the 2015 general election that ousted former President Goodluck Jonathan, is trying to rewrite the narrative of the country’s anti-terror war.

    He reportedly insisted on a Channels TV programme, Sunrise, that the Jonathan administration purchased arms and fought Boko Haram insurgents to a standstill, and only stopped short of destroying their base in Sambisa Forest.

    Fani-Kayode said: “The President came out a few days ago that no arms were bought by the previous administration. This is a lie. It is not true. If no arms were bought, I wonder how the previous government could have recovered 22 local governments in a few months. Arms were used, so to claim that no arms were used is untrue.”

    Now, this is what President Buhari said in a recent interview with the Hausa Service of BBC transcribed by Premium Times: “I want people to understand that after I settled down and got a good grasp of what the country is going through, we removed all the service chiefs and appointed new ones. We also undertook an investigation and found out how monies meant for arms procurement were diverted and shared by officials in the last administration.”

    Buhari continued: “They sent the boys to the war front without arms and ammunition, leading some of them to mutiny after which they were arrested and detained. We have been able to raise money and fund the war. Go and ask the people of Borno, Yobe and Adamawa; how many of their local governments were under the control of insurgents? And how many are currently still under the insurgents?”

    Yes, Fani-Kayode, arms were used. What about the arms that could have been used but for the demonstrable diversion of funds under Jonathan?  Evidence of the scandalous rerouting of public funds meant for fighting and winning the terror war is increasing with former National Security Adviser Sambo Dasuki right in the middle of the mess.

    Must Fani-Kayode say something even when there is nothing to be said?  Can’t he just shut up?

  • NFF TO OLISEH: Shut UP

    NFF TO OLISEH: Shut UP

    • Advises Eagles coach to face his treatment in hospital
    • Urges tactician to draft Etebo to Super Eagles

    Chieftians of the Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) have told the Super Eagles chief coach, Sunday Oliseh to face the theraphy associated with his recuperating process than to speak with the media about his medical condition which has been over flogged.

    Sportinglife scooped from those who should know at the Glasshouse that a top man of the federation has expressed his displeasure to Oliseh urging him to keep to the dictates of his contract which gives either party the privilege to remind the other about seeming breaches to the contract signed , when the need arises.

    NFF chiefs are miffed that Oliseh has made his medical condition look as if he won’t be available for the CHAN competition holding in Rwanda from January 16, even though Nigeria has her first game against Niger Republic in Kigali on January 18.

    Interestingly, the NFF men have urged Oliseh to include Warri Wolves FC’s midfielder in his list of players for subsequent Super Eagles’ assignments, insisting that Etebo is easily Nigeria’s best midfield player, given what he exhibited at the U-23 Africa Nations Cup held in Senegal, which Nigeria won the gold medal in the final game against Algeria courtesy of Etebo’s brace. Etebo was adjuged the best striker of the competition with five goals.

  • Shut up, Boy George!

    Shut up, Boy George!

    How does one deal with a seeming lost case like the one of Olabode Ibiyinka George, military governor of old Ondo State in the lost years of the military and former deputy national chairman (South) of the ruling Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), aside from being an ex-convict for sleaze?

    In pristine Yoruba culture, the Elewon (prisoner, criminal or ex-convict, depending on the context of translation) is the ultimate stain. But then has come the Common Law compassion that admonishes you to hate the crime but love the criminal.

    Still, how do you manoeuvre this delicate balance of compassion, faced with a grating and unrepentant ex-convict like Bode George, who appears determined to stain about every segment of honourable society with the tragic tar he brought upon himself?

    In a September 21 interview George granted The Punch, he ridiculed and blamed everyone, except himself, for his present sorry state: the court that gaoled him for sleaze, the church that told him to ‘go sin no more’ at his post-prison release thanksgiving – and maybe even the media that dare report, based on solid evidence of trial and conviction, that Bode is indeed an ex-convict!

    Bode George’s attack on the court and the church is both reprehensible and cowardly. The court has done its job and moved on. If George still professes his innocence even after serving his gaol term, the least he could do is wait for the appellate court to do its job. Pray, how does insulting the lower court and maligning the judge that sat over the case help George in his appeal? Or would he be the appellant and judge in his own case?

    Even the attack on the cleric that told him some bitter truth is even more brainless, made all the more sickening by the empty conceit, base vanity and rank arrogance that George exhibited. For having the temerity to tell him to change his ruinous ways and make peace with his God, George dismissed the cleric as that boy, who was in class four in secondary school, when he was already military governor in Ondo State! With George’s clear emptiness, despite his elite university education as engineer and elite military training in the Navy, it is no surprise that the military era is best forgotten.

    Though George claimed in the interview he would be 70 in one-and-a-half years’ time, it is clear he has not outgrown the rashness that made his government present visiting Gen. Ibrahim Babangida with a life-size statue, which Babangida however rejected on religious grounds. Such recklessness also accounted for the apocryphal tale that quoted him as saying that by the time he was through as governor, Ondo State would know a Lagos boy passed through it!

    George ridiculing the court and the church is cowardly, because no self-respecting judge or priest would respond in kind, by the dictates of their calling.

    But perhaps the most comic, if not so tragic, of Bode George’s vituperation is his self-delusion that his was a political trial. No, it was a criminal one – and fair and squarely convicted, until of course a higher court holds otherwise.

    So, to comically compare his trial and conviction to those of Nelson Mandela and Obafemi Awolowo is the height of reckless hallucination. To bring in the hallowed name of Herbert Macaulay – the family he claims his mother belongs – and to claim it was family tradition to go to gaol because old man Herbert did is a monumental disservice to the memory of that nationalist icon. Macaulay did not go to gaol for graft. George did.

    Bode George should take Venerable Aduloju’s advice, purge himself of unbridled arrogance which gaol has so far not curbed, and seek true forgiveness from God. Otherwise, his case might be beyond redemption.

  • Shut up, Orubebe!

    Shut up, Orubebe!

    The exchange of brickbats between Rivers State Governor Rotimi Amaechi and the Niger Delta Minister Godsday Orubebe reflects the larger picture of the implosion in the Peoples Democratic Party.

    We can see it clearly as a contest between two tendencies within the party. Orubebe, who loves to be called elder, represents what the Yoruba call the agbaya tendency of the party. Agbaya stands for the elder who does not appreciate the wisdom of age but only the rascality. So such an elder torpedoes the wise counsel. Governor Amaechi, the younger, has evinced a brilliance that baffles the elder. So the elder resorts to the impunity of accusation that takes away attention from his superlative bumbling.

    So, while Amaechi, a working chief executive with something to show for his performance, is the target of an Orubebe whose colossal ineptitude is responsible for the terrible image we have of the Niger Delta. He is one of the reasons it is a region of waste without guilt, ineptitude with bravado, plenty submerged by scarcity.

    While Amaechi speaks from the platform of performance in office, Orubebe rants from the frivolity of politics. We can bring this up to the larger centre of PDP politics where the forces on Jonathan’s side are at loggerheads with the governors over party leadership, Jonathan is jousting Obasanjo over the leader of the board of trustees and, in Adamawa State, two dinosaur politicians want to initiate dynasties by imposing their sons on their state.

    In all the imbroglio in the PDP, no one has brandished the idea of performance or values. It is a Hobbesian battle today when Jonathan wants to impose Tukur on all the party faithful. The next day, it is a Machiavellian fest when an Oyinlola, no hero by any account, is ousted as party scribe.

    It is in that context you can locate the exchange between Amaechi and Orubebe. Orubebe lashed out on the ground that Amaechi, and the head of the Governors Forum, was eyeing the presidency and therefore undermining the boss of all, Goodluck Jonathan. He charged that Amaechi “feel(s) that he is bigger than the president.” He waxed spiritual as an elder and attributed the elevation of Amaechi as governor to the grace of God. “He has forgotten so soon. He has arrogated to himself powers that he does not have. It is God that has powers,” sniped the elder.

    I should say to the elder, “smile while you say that.” What does he know about the grace of God? Orubebe only understands the grace of man. No one was sure that Amaechi would become governor because the all-powerful, all-knowing Olusegun Obasanjo had inflicted a K-leg on him and he was at the mercy of the judiciary which, as a man out of power, he was not in a position to influence. So, if Amaechi got it, it was because, as Orubebe said, by the grace of God and the integrity and erudition of the judges. But on whose grace does Orubebe rely? That of man, and the man is Goodluck Jonathan. The elder can also say that he relies on good luck, not divine grace.

    If it was by grace and by competence, Orubebe should not be minister. That is why he is taking on Amaechi. He has nothing concrete to go on as minister but the politics of sycophancy. He is not a performing minister. He is a grovelling cheerleader and a Rottweiler on an errand. Amaechi responded by saying that he has performed, but let the elder tell us what he has done. He has been challenged to deliver on the East-West road. That road is the eyesore of the Niger Delta. We have had many dead, fire tankers exploded, billions of Naira incinerated. But the elder knows that not much has been done on that road. One of the reasons, perhaps that a helicopter crashed with the fatalities of the former Kaduna State Governor and the former National Security Adviser, was that many dignitaries did not want to ply the road between Port Harcourt and Yenagoa, with its ominous craters and snaky traps. He has not performed.

    Rather the elder has turned himself into a culvert minister, inspecting projects of dubious significance.

    That is why I say the jousting between Amaechi and Orubebe represents, in its micro punches, the fight between a minority of doers like Amaechi and the majority of crafty never-do-well politicians with eyes for the spoils.

    For instance, the Nyako versus Tukur battle in Adamawa has not raised any issue of significance to the ordinary voter. It has not even raised the question of morality in that Tukur’s son, who is now in the furnace of subsidy allegations, has the bravado to want public office. Should he not clear himself first? Even the same Bamanga Tukur who, in the past, dissociated himself from his son’s business entanglements easily entangles him in his dream to become the Saraki of Adamawa. Nyako cannot even recoil with shame that the only quality he sees in his son is that his boy’s blood flows ruddier than his but from his. In none of this conversation do we hear about how Adamawa will advance from poverty, from its suffocating lack of health services, from infrastructural nadir and educational sewers.

    We see the same thing in the politics of Jonathan and 2015. As for the omniscient and omnipotent Obasanjo, we know that the man is fighting for relevance in his hoary years. He does not want to live idly in his Ota retreat. He abounds with energy for a septuagenarian but no useful work for it. Since Jonathan does not pick his calls and he could not flex his brawn of old, he quit the BOT position so as to fight from outside with looser limbs and surer punches. So far, no one is bleeding. Jonathan is having the upper hand. It still remains dicey whether the Southwest PDP can coalesce with the core North PDP to asphyxiate Jonathan out of the party ticket.

    The Presidency shies away from Jonathan’s performance. They know they cannot win on that. Only last Friday, Jonathan paid a shock visit to the Police College in Lagos in the aftermath of the Channels Television expose. The president, after seeing the mess, was only interested in the image of his government. He showed himself the snake again. He pretended he was visiting out of interest. He wanted to know how the television crew penetrated the place. The word “penetrated” struck me. It had a sneaky quality to it, the sort you associate with snakes. He did not get any answers. So he concluded an insider organised it to embarrass the image of his government.

    I beg you, readers. What image does Jonathan’s government have? Of non-performance. So how does the wreck of a police college change anything? He only wanted to see whether the Channels expose was a lie so as to attack the station for exaggeration. Now that he had nothing to prove that scheme, he decided to come out in true colours out of frustration with conspiracy charge.

    That is the PDP to which Orubebe belongs. He loathes performance but luxuriates in witch-hunting. His master, Jonathan, is not performing, so a man like Amaechi, who is doing well, becomes a pariah. If Orubebe wants some respect, he should perform, or shut up.