Tag: TAN

  • We are not working with First Lady to unseat Dickson – TAN

    We are not working with First Lady to unseat Dickson – TAN

    The Transformation Ambassadors of Nigeria (TAN), Bayelsa State chapter, has denied reports that it was working with the First Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan, to unseat the state Governor, Mr. Seriake Dickson.

    The state Director of Publicity TAN, Chief Nathan Egba, said the claims by some politicians that TAN had been given a new assignment by Mrs. Jonathan to undermine Dickson were not true.

    The reaction followed reports that the First Lady, as part of her strategies, had recruited TAN, a campaign vehicle of her husband to drive the process of kicking out the governor.

    After her resignation as a controversial Super Permanent Secretary in the state civil service, Mrs. Jonathan was reportedly set to launch operation kick Dickson out of office.

    Mrs. Jonathan was said to have consulted close associates and former loyalists of the former Governor of the state, Mr. Timipre Sylva, to lead TAN to the state.

    But many elders and major stakeholders in the state were said to be angry with Mrs. Jonathan for plotting to destabilise the state with TAN.

    The first lady was said to have already tinkered with the composition of TAN in the state and appointed a former Deputy Governor, Werinipre Seibarugu, to head the group for the new assignment.

    Seibarugu, a known associate of the first lady, was a deputy governor under Sylva, who few months ago led other loyalists of Sylva back to the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP).

    But Egba, described TAN as a socio-political organization set up to inform and mobilise the people of Nigeria towards the re-election of the President Goodluck Jonathan in 2015.

    Egba, a former Commissioner for Information in the state said the group was not out to unseat the governor.

  • Governors, TAN, others donate N98m for Jonathan’s form

    Governors, TAN, others donate N98m for Jonathan’s form

    President Goodluck Jonathan has received donations and pledges totalling N98.165 million from the Peoples Democratic Party’s (PDP) governors, the Transformation Agenda of Nigeria (TAN) and others to assist him in buying the PDP’s presidential nomination form.

    His Special Adviser on Media and Publicity, Dr. Reuben Abati, said this while briefing State House correspondents in Abuja.

    According to him, arrangements had been concluded for the president to buy his nomination form, which costs N22 million, today.

    Abati said: “President Jonathan thanks all Nigerians, members of the PDP, friends, associates and all groups, who in sincere appreciation of the achievements of the administration in the last four years, have been urging him to seek a second term in office.

     “President Jonathan is greatly encouraged by the overwhelming outpouring of goodwill and support, as well as the confidence of the generality of Nigerians in his ability to continue to transform the country for the good of its people.

     “The President is also grateful to all the persons, groups and communities, who have sent donations and made pledges to assist him to pay the required N22 million for the PDP presidential nomination fee and expression of interest form”.

    He assured the donors that he would continue to do his best  to justify the confidence they have placed in his leadership.

    The statement listed the donations and pledges: Mr. Kennedy Ikenna Odoeme (N5, 000); Mr. Ezemagu Sunday Nnamdi (N10, 000); PDP Governors (N22 million); Transformation Agenda of Nigeria  (TAN)  – N22 million; Ogbia LGA Stakeholders, Bayelsa State (N5 million); Otuoke Community Stakeholders (N2 million); Brass LGA Stakeholders, Bayelsa State (N50, 000); Bayelsa State PDP Stakeholders (N5 million); Northern Youths Forum (N2 million); Central Market Traders Union, Kaduna State (N1 million); PDP Stakeholders, Zaria Local Government Area (LGA) – N500, 000; and PDP Stakeholders, Yobe State (N500, 000)”.

    Others are: PDP stakeholders, Kaduna State (N2 million); Miyetti Allah Kautal Hore (N5 million); The Goodluck Support Group, Gombe State (N1 million); Adamawa State PDP stakeholders (N3 million);  Ebonyi State PDP stakeholders (N2 million); Kogi State PDP stakeholders (N5 million); Rivers State PDP stakeholders (N5 million,); and The 2015 Project (N1 million).

    Also included are: Team Goodluck, Ondo North Senatorial District (N5 million); Middle Belt PDP Women Support Group for GEJ 2015 (N500, 000); King David Generation Foundation, Jos (N200, 000);  Behwong Weneng Yere Duk, Jos (N200,000); Redemption 3 Youth Organisation, Plateau State (N500, 000);  Plateau State Indigenes Association, Abuja (N300,000); and Gombe Youth United for Goodluck Ebele Jonathan 2015 (N500, 000).

    The donations also include: Gombe Youth Vanguard for PDP (N500, 000); Yamahu/Deba Goodluck Support Group (N200, 000);  Coalition of Gombe Support Groups for Goodluck Ebele Jonathan (N2 million), Hinna Youth Coalition for Goodluck (N500, 000); Nigerian Women Pray for Jonathan (N1 million); National Association of Widows (N100, 000); National Council of Women Societies (N500, 000);  Female members of the PDP Board of Trustees (N500,000); Joint Association of Persons with Disabilities (N100,000);  National Association of Market Women (N500, 000); and Community Awareness and Development Network (N1 million).

    The Presidency also got donations from Presidential View And Endorsement Platform (N200,000); Association of South East Town Unions (N300,000); Goodluck Jonathan 2015 Online Group (250,000); The Light Network for Jonathan 2015, Lagos State (N300,000); Igbo Speaking Community, Lagos State (N200,000) and Oghareki Graduate Association for Jonathan, Delta State (N500,000).

  • TAN endorses Ekweremadu for Senate

    TAN endorses Ekweremadu for Senate

    The Transformation Ambassadors of Nigeria (TAN), Enugu State chapter, has endorsed the return of Senate Deputy President Chief Ike Ekweremadu to the National Assembly, as the lawmaker representing Enugu West.

    It took the decision at the weekend at its town hall meeting in its Enugu State office.

    The group said Ekweremadu has given effective and qualitative representation to Enugu West, Enugu State and the Southeast, in his capacity as the Senate deputy president, therefore his re-election is sacrosanct.

    TAN’s decision is a contrast to the views of some serving council chairmen from Enugu West, who endorsed Governor Sullivan Chime as a replacement for Senator Ekweremadu.

    The Enugu State Coordinator of TAN, Chief Anayo Onwuegbu, said the Senate deputy president had bought the nomination form, adding that Enugu West was the only seat that was not vacant.

  • TANning their hide!

    Goodluck Jonathan’s Transformation Ambassadors of Nigeria have hit the polity with their inimitable acronym, TAN.  But who are TAN?  Who is TANning who?  And who are being TANned?

    Give it to the president and his pre-election propagandists: they sure know how to come up with memorable acronyms.  The last time, it was Neighbour-2-Neighbour, N2N, for short.  From N2N votes, legit or crooked, that body came up with stunning N2N harvest of public resources.

    That scandal sent a minister and former N2N empress crashing from her ministerial heights, at the very apex of Mount Olympus.  But never mind: no indictment, not to talk of conviction, so far.  All is just ill-tempered baying for blood by gross plebs, who cannot even distinguish between ordinary stealing and corruption!  And the ex-minister must have nodded to herself, just like that Achebe-an reptile: a lizard that falls from the high Iroko tree (and didn’t go kaput) praises himself, even if no one else did!

    But N2N is history. TAN is the future.  But the difference is between six and half-a-dozen.

    As N2N galvanised to harvest for Jonathan a pan-Nigeria mandate of Southern Nigeria and the Middle Belt, TAN is promising even more: to vault perhaps the most incompetent president Nigeria ever had to the country’s first unquestionable emperor!

    You doubt this claim?  Well, look at the Southsouth and Southeast.  It is a case of preaching to the converted — you only waste your saliva.  Jona is done deal!

    In the Southwest, reprobates are at work, set to pacify the electorate to willy-nilly enthrone the new emperor.  If you could incite the Igbo against their hosts, all the better!

    The Middle Belt?  Religious rancour is it: to the traumatised Christians there, Jona is new emperor come to save Middle Belt Christians from their age-old Arewa Muslim bullies and local colonisers.

    In the core North itself, it is carte blanche for Jonathan: the political paper tigers have been recanting by the dozen. Jona elixir is their new alchemy, at least intra-PDP.  What is more?  If Sai Jona likes, he could even junk Vice-President Namadi Sambo, for a now defanged Sule Lamido.  The Jigawa socialist may well fancy his chances as new vice-emperor.  Half bread is better than no bread at all, abi?

    But who are these magic workers strutting this new roar of halleluyah to the chief?  TAN, of course!  TAN has tanned the hide of Jonathan’s PDP challengers.  Pronto, they’ve turned sudden cheer leaders.  TAN also tanned the hide of Ebola. Even when it raged and threatened, not even that fear could stop the TAN-organised multitudes screaming for the chief to continue.

    But TAN could well be tanning your hide too. Newspaper reports claim TAN sucks its nourishment from federal parastatals, after pressuring ministers to pressure their underlings to “deliver”.  And pronto, the cash spigot!

    But wait: how can Jonathan be all foxtrot in election build-ups, witness N2N and now TAN; and yet is a damp squib when it’s time for the work he heartily campaigned for? Just call it the (un)presidential TANning of gullible hides!

  • TAN’s offensive rallies

    SIR: If Nigeria were to be a country where commonsense means anything, especially the ruling elite, kick-starting any form of political campaign or rally ahead of the 2015 general election at this critical moment would be the last thing on anyone’s mind.  I consider it shameful and laughable that a country of Nigeria’s size and pedigree now runs to Cameroun and Chad to secure her borders!

    We are presently at the mercy of Boko Haram’s increasing onslaught and our leaders’ screaming incompetence. An average Nigerian lives in fear, lacks access to basic needs of life. To worsen matters, the nation’s abundant material resources is tapped, processed and shared by our glutinous leaders and their cronies. Nothing is said about the poor masses. They only remember them during elections.

    It is the annoying how some individuals are trying hard to sell a cheap dummy to us ahead of the 2015 general election. The body behind this badly packaged campaign is the Transformation Ambassadors of Nigeria (TAN). It claims it is doing the bidding of Nigerians by collecting signatures of those who desire that President Goodluck Jonathan seeks re-election in the 2015 presidential election.

    Those behind TAN are faces we are very much familiar with. These same individuals were part and parcel of those who worked for President’s Jonathan election way back in 2011.

    I wonder why we should daily be viewing 2015 election campaign ads at a time the whereabouts of over 200 school girls remain unknown, having been seized from their hostels by suspected Boko Haram members more than four months ago. The sad reality is that the system, after operating in denial, appears clueless as to what to do to secure the release of these innocent girls. One had expected the system to remain sober, and keep reassuring Nigerians of what it is doing to bring back the girls alive. It is however disturbing that, apart from the #BringBackOurGirls group and a few other voices, most Nigerians have since moved on as though these girls in captivity were never part of us as a nation. This is how terrible things have become in this part of the world. We are always in a hurry to forget things that should ordinarily remain permanent in our hearts.

    Imagine a nation grappling with excruciating and monstrous insurgency spending heavily on pre-election campaigns through money-gulping rallies and media ads. TAN and its activities are a sad reminder of what we all witnessed when the dark-goggled General Sani Abacha nursed the evil idea of transmuting from a military head of state to a civilian president. The story of how one Daniel Kanu launched his One Million Man March code-named, Youth Earnestly Ask for Abacha (YEAA) is still very fresh in our memory. Kanu and his team of opportunists formed part of those recruited to drum support for Abacha’s plot to remain in power for life. The rest as they say, is now history.

    Sadly, since we are bad students of history, we have since obliterated that part of our recent past from our minds and information warehouse. We have since moved on, as usual, pretending as though all is well. Like the YEAA campaigners, these TAN fellows are spending heavy sums of money to ‘impress it on the President to seek re-election’.

    The whole thing is a grand deception; an unintelligent attempt to divert attention from burning national issues. Regrettably, the President, the very man these fellows are spending heavily on, keeps recording spectacular lows in all areas of our national life. He appears ill-informed and not abreast of happenings within and around his office as president.

    Who is financing TAN’s activities is another germane question. We demand urgent answer to this question. How come the group’s activities are centred around President Jonathan alone? We had better watch this disturbing trend before it consumes us and all that we hold so dear to ourselves.

    Abdullahi Yunusa

    Imane, Kogi State

  • Pro-Jonathan TAN rallies indecent, says APC

    Pro-Jonathan TAN rallies indecent, says APC

    The All Progressives Congress (APC) has insisted that the rallies held across the country by the Transformation Ambassadors of Nigeria (TAN) represent an assault on the intelligence and sensibilities of Nigerians, at a time of insecurity and health challenges.

    Responding to the defence of the rallies, the party said in a statement by its National Publicity Secretary, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, in Lagos yesterday that no amount of inversion of reasoning by the TAN foot soldiers could wash them (the rallies) clean of shame and disgust.

    It said only those described as ‘morons and sycophants’ by Prof. Wole Soyinka could engage in celebratory rallies when soldiers were dying on the Boko Haram battle front, when citizens were daily being sent to their graves by insurgents and when the country was still reeling from the challenge of the Ebola Virus Disease (EVD), which had killed many people.

    APC wondered how the inauguration of its regional executives in Sokoto could be equated with the rallies being held across the country by TAN, which was another name for the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), another name for shame, incompetence, cluelessness, cruelty, insincerity and insensitivity.

    The party said if President Goodluck Jonathan had not been running a government hallmarked by impunity, there was no way any party would have begun campaign under the guise of a non-government organisation (NGO) coordinated by the Secretary to the Government of the Federation, ministers, governors and other public officials.

    “The PDP-led Federal Government and its ‘NGO’ called TAN are bare-faced liars and cheats. They have seized an undue advantage over every other party by defying the nation’s laws to start an early campaign, and no one, not even the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), dares call them to order! Little wonder, their podiums are collapsing under the weight of their lies,” it said.

    APC slammed TAN’s self-serving Director of Communications, Mr. Udenta Udenta, for attempting to pull the wool over the eyes of Nigerians by justifying the rallies.

    “We have the following posers for the deceptive and pigs-at-the trough TAN organisers: If Mr. Udenta and his co- travellers were parents, relations or friends of any of the over 200 missing Chibok schoolgirls, wouldn’t such TAN rallies offend their sensibilities? If Udenta or any of his co-travellers in TAN had lost a relation or dear one to EVD in Port Harcourt, wouldn’t such a rally in the same city about the same time offend their sensibilities? Can  Udenta tell Nigerians the source of funding of TAN? Can Udenta tell Nigerians how much TAN has spent so far in canvassing  Jonathan’s re-election or for that matter how much it spends daily on radio jingles, television and newspapers adverts, billboards, etc? Can Udenta tender to the public TAN’s audited account?

    “We know Udenta has no answers to these posers, but we have no iota of doubt that Nigerians know that TAN is funded and powered by the massive corruption of this government, including but not limited to the missing $20 billion, the over $1trillion fuel subsidy scam, the kerosene subsidy scam, the hundreds of thousands of barrels of our crude oil being stolen daily, the pension scam, the Malibu Oil scandal, etc. We also know through which top functionaries of government funds are funnelled to TAN,” the party said.

    APC said it would not stop calling for an end to the TAN rallies until common sense prevailed and the President, who waited for an international condemnation of his #BringBackJonathan hash tag before taking action, was again forced to call his selfish sycophants to order.

    “Our soldiers are combating Boko Haram literally with their bare hands and under the most intolerable conditions and our government is partying around town. As we write, a war plane has been declared missing in the battle zone and our government is celebrating. Clearly, if a fraction of the funds TAN has been expending in its multi-billion naira adverts on radio, television, newspapers, billboards, online and on London buses, not to talk of the mobilisation for rallies, can be made available to our soldiers, Boko Haram would have long been forgotten.

    “These times call for deep reflection and not for deep throats. These times call for cool-headed and decent men and women to realise that a nation at war cannot be celebrating, because it sends a wrong message to the men and women deployed in the battle zone to protect our nation. This is not about politics, this is about common sense, sensibilities and decency,” the party said.

     

  • 2015: PDP’s Jonathan  versus APC’s whom

    2015: PDP’s Jonathan versus APC’s whom

    There is probably no one left in Nigeria who thinks President Goodluck Jonathan will not be running for president in 2015. Not only will he run with flourish irrespective of the rigmarole enacted by the sycophantic Transformation Ambassadors of Nigeria (TAN), he will do so with damnable indifference to  the devastations caused by the Islamic sect, Boko Haram, and with complete contempt for the manner the sect exhibits his leadership failings. There will be no contest for the PDP’s presidential ticket, at least not a contest properly describable as a dignified joust. If anyone would be courageous enough to compete against Dr Jonathan for the coveted party ticket, it would be mimic jousting designed to create the false impression of internal democracy within the self-styled biggest party in Africa.

    With TAN rallies in full swing all over the country, signing up millions of people whom the organizers describe extravagantly as converts to the Jonathan cause, it is already taken for granted that within the PDP, Dr Jonathan is unassailable, and his campaign already in full blast. No one will dare oppose him except to mimic democratic reality, and no one in civil society, Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) or Nigeria’s servile law enforcement agencies will dare caution him or draw his magisterial attention to how ignobly he subverts the law. The country, in other words, quiescently acknowledges Dr Jonathan as the PDP presidential candidate and his campaign a trifling, inconsequential infraction.

    In the next few weeks, however, all attention will be focused on the main opposition All Progressives Congress (APC) as it begins its complex permutations to produce a winning presidential ticket. Given Dr Jonathan’s head start, not to say Nigerians’ sniveling propensity to venerate a sitting president, the APC will have the most unenviable task in the world to demolish the cultural strictures that promote sycophantic adulation of those in office. The party will be challenged to hammer out a platform that resonates with hostile or undecided voters, to outfox subservient and compromised law enforcement agencies determined to thwart common sense and humiliate the constitution, and to rein in rebellious regional political warlords whose regicidal instincts lead them to the most atrocious murder of principles and values ever. The APC will not find its task easy at all, nor, given their tendency to fight to the death whenever they disagree, do I envy the short, brutal and merciless uphill journey they must make in less than five months before the next polls.

    Compared with the conservative PDP, which appeared to have been born into power, and whose leading apparatchiks seem to think it is born to rule, the less obsequious APC, now increasingly looking like an outsider in the national political war, will want to ride upon a revolutionary manifesto to overthrow the old order. The party will not be discomfited by the discordance with which of many of its conservative but leading lights uncharacteristically flaunt a radical manifesto, nor will it allow the fratricide going on within its ranks to slow it down. It will expect that its hope of achieving victory in any coming encounter with the ruling party will triumph over its feeling of massive political incapacitation. The PDP is united by its long stay in office, and the spoils of office that cement that unity. On the other hand, the APC’s long stay out of office has become demoralizing, causing its leaders to fret endlessly and to fritter away its strength in meaningless, persistent and debilitating quarrels.

    Indeed, the most pressing task before the APC will be how to select a winning ticket from a political milieu that has morphed considerably into an unrecognizable form. Tom Ikimi, the chairmanship aspirant who recently left the opposition party, reveals that the APC anchors its hope of taking the presidency on winning the Southwest and Northwest votes in 2015. But contrary to his sinister and cynical tone, there is nothing intrinsically wrong with that calculation, especially if the party thinks the votes from those zones are sufficient for victory. However, the calculation may be based on a wrong assessment of the character and cultures of the country’s geopolitical zones. The Southwest, for instance, used to be single-mindedly progressive, and its definition of progressivism not contentious. Today, the Southwest’s political culture, which used to be fairly distinguishable from the rest of the country both for its idiosyncratic progressivism and the firm values and principles that sustain it, has moved much closer to the national mean of general and enervating pragmatism.

    Worse, even the Southwest political elite is now fractured into contentious parts by internal schisms, some of them caused by nothing more than an insular struggle for regional dominance. Shorn of the principles and ennobling values that had defined its politics, religion and culture, nay its very existence, for more than a century, the region has become distressingly susceptible to the riotous application of religious parochialism. More alarmingly, a sizable faction of the region’s power elite, as demonstrated by Olu Falae, Yinka Odumakin, Ayo Adebanjo, among others, remains dangerously trapped in the bitter, vengeful and anachronistic politics of the past, especially their dichotomous view of northern feudalism versus southern liberalism. Yet, the iconic Obafemi Awolowo made a last ditch attempt in the closing years of his political life to bridge the so-called ideological divide between the North and the Southwest, to find a common ground between the so-called northern feudalism and south western liberalism.

    If the APC is to make progress and unite the Southwest behind the opposition party’s worldview, it will have to appeal to the voters directly, over the heads of the scaremongering and parochial factional elite that now holds the region in thrall. The party will also have to draw attention to the region’s culture of accommodation, its liberal spirit of tolerating other perspectives — be it religious, political or cultural — and then advertise the existence of a richer, better future outside the dogmas and insularity of the past. There are indeed shared affinities between the Northwest and the Southwest, and these affinities are not only shared with other regions; they in fact do not preclude either accommodation or rapprochement with those other regions. Going by the outcome of the national conference, and the insistence of some members of the Southwest elite that the recommendations be peremptorily implemented without recourse to either an enabling law or the National Assembly, it is feared that even the jurisprudential legacy .of the region has been corroded by emotions and long interactions with the lawless propensity of the Jonathan government.

    In picking Dr Jonathan’s opponent, the APC will have to ensure it carries along a sizable part of the Southwest, almost the entire Northeast and Northwest, in spite of the ongoing insurgency in parts of the North, and a healthy share of the North-Central. The South-South is largely out of reach, except a part of the ticket comes from there, and the Southeast seems all but lost on account of its emotive commitment to the patronizing Dr Jonathan. These permutations, as well as a clear appreciation of the changing political culture of the Southwest and an accurate sense of what needs to be done, will closely influence the APC’s choice of presidential candidate and running mate.

    Indeed, by now, the APC must have realized that it cannot hope to fight the ineffective but paradoxically entrenched Dr Jonathan without a more than disproportionate application of unorthodox politics. Its choice of standard-bearer must be revolutionary, unexpected, forward-looking, and transcendental. The party has only a few weeks to do this, and correspondingly fewer weeks to sell him. That candidate must, therefore, have no baggage to tie down the party’s resources, and must suffer no handicap to make the party fritter away its time and goodwill.  The APC may have a few leaders enamoured of brinkmanship; now they must draw upon that facility in a chess move certain to determine whether the party survives or dies, whether it succeeds or fails, whether it has a future or is crushed by the weight of its incandescent past. Now more than ever, it must take a bold and radical step, perhaps the most remarkable ever, to make a solid political statement. Will it? Can it?

    I think the party is faced with two main choices: to play safe by hugging the past, or to take a gamble with futuristic daring. Either choice is certain to have implications for Nigeria’s political future: whether we would slip into one-party rule and fascism projected deliberately or inadvertently by the Jonathan government; or whether we would begin the process of national renewal. The choice, I believe, lies between former military head of state, Muhammadu Buhari, the taciturn, principled and doughty retired army general, who is sadly misperceived and misunderstood by a large swathe of the South and North-Central; and Speaker of the House of Representatives, Aminu Tambuwal, who is not even yet a member of the party, but could, should he join the party, represent its future and hope. If the APC honestly recognizes that most of the factors expected to shape national politics and influence the electorate’s voting pattern in 2015 have been concocted by Dr Jonathan and the PDP, such as religion and ethnicity, then it will have no illusion what its responses must be. Gen Buhari is probably the best man for these trying times, but best men seldom win elections anywhere except in dire, unusual circumstances. In Nigeria, where voters lack the competence to read the signs of the times, it is even worse. The APC will have to gauge whether the fanatical support Gen Buhari attracts from parts of the North is worth the risk of alienating the untrusting remainder of the country.

    On the other hand, everyone knows Hon Tambuwal’s heart and soul are in the APC. If he can overcome the frightful parliamentary fallout of defecting to the opposition, he will probably open the eyes of the APC to more tantalizing political possibilities. Not only is he unencumbered by ethnic and religious baggage, he is modern, intelligent, a consensus builder with cross-over appeal, has a mind of his own, and is principled and loyal to causes, and much more. For its sake and the sake of the country, I hope the APC does not rule out Hon Tambuwal. This is the time for the party to do a strategic rethinking of its methods and ideas; a time to abandon the staid and stultifying formalism of the past; a time to let former Vice President Abubakar Atiku exit the presidential race with all the maturity and dignity commensurate with his political stature; and a time to let Governor Rabiu Kwankwaso of Kano bide his time for a future when his stature and exposure would stand him in good stead.

    This indeed is time for a miracle; APC had better furnish the country one. For every democrat, every Nigerian, every patriot who has the instinctive feel of the danger Nigeria faces with a government heading towards tyranny, one-party rule and unexampled impotence and incompetence knows it is of capital importance to deny Dr Jonathan four more years of misrule.

  • Jonathan and his TAN rallies

    Jonathan and his TAN rallies

    NO one doubts the determination of President Goodluck Jonathan to contest the 2015 presidential election. Certainly not any Nigerian. The president of course continues to pretend to be consulting or weighing his options, and his fawning aides give the impression they are putting pressure on him to contest. But both the president and his aides, not to talk of thousands of others, many of them in suspended animation, and others demonstrating herd mentality, know exactly where they are going. Should Ebola disease wipe out a whole state, and Boko Haram exterminate a whole region, it is certain that President Jonathan will run for the president. He has not declared his interest in the race, not because of the Electoral Act, nor because he thinks he has not done enough to get ahead in the race, but because he is an extraordinarily indecisive and cautious man. His pawky caution is such that he prefers to do things only when he is assured of the outcome.

    So, instead of telling the country he would run for president, he wants the electorate to develop a consensus and deliver it on a platter of gold to the presidency for his magisterial consideration. Well, so far, he has not been disappointed. In several Transformation Ambassadors of Nigeria (TAN) rallies, of course inspired by his presidency, coordinated by the officious Secretary to the Government of the Federation, Anyim Pius Anyim, and marshaled by the obsequious and ultra-reactionary Kunle Fagbemi, Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) faithful and other journeymen have supposedly signed registers designed to pressure President Jonathan to run for office. The president is pleased by the response, so, too, are his men, most of them owing their positions to his good and banal pleasure.

    The TAN rallies themselves began on August 16, perhaps not too puzzlingly, in the Southeast, a region more Catholic than the Pope in supporting President Jonathan. With the ongoing work on the Second Niger Bridge, and key appointees like Mr Anyim, the sometimes messianic Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, and a host of other bureaucratic and political fanatics in his cabinet, the Southeast has made up their minds that the president is incomparable. Indeed, at the South-South TAN rally, Dr Okonjo-Iweala enthused that there had never been a president like President Jonathan. According to the fawning Mr Fagbemi, some 1.5m signatures had been collected in the Southeast to persuade President Jonathan to run for office. According to him, the now increasingly docile and mainstreaming Southwest, led apparently by the loquacious and effervescent Olabode George, had offered 1.8m signatures, and the exasperating South-South had offered over four million. A joyful Mr Anyim collected all the registers, hinting piquantly that the president would have no choice but to heed the people’s call.

    With the TAN flurries had come series of other spectacular ideological and party collapses. Labour Party (LP), long thought to be floating in a cosmic haze and imprecise ideological soup, has virtually hinted it would do nothing but support President Jonathan. LP’s main proponent, Governor Olusegun Mimiko, is even speculated to have covertly defected to the PDP. If he did, it would confirm that his soul and body never really left the ruling party in the first instance. But the more spectacular collapse has been enacted by the All Progressives Grand Alliance (APGA), which since the death of Emeka Ojukwu, the Ikemba Nnewi, had seemed to swim in ether — soulless, guileless, unprincipled and eager to jump into bed with the first dashing rake to flex his virility.

    But would to God President Jonathan had saved us the embarrassing rigmarole. He wants a fresh four-year term. Let him fight for it openly and like a man. Let him quit pretending. He has no real records to run on, and he has never acted presidential either in defence of the constitution, or when challenged by complex conflicts and policy matters, but what does anyone care. The Southwest, or at a least a noisy faction from that zone, has lost its mind. The Southeast is infatuated with meretricious beauty, and the South-South never ceases to amaze in its clownishness. So, who really is preventing President Jonathan from declaring his interest? Is it the pathetic assemblage in the Northwest, which adopted caucus method to endorse the president instead of organising TAN rally? After he had appeared to secure a national consensus through the ‘five fingers of a leprous hand,’ the late Gen Sani Abacha boasted of his impending transmutation into civilian rulership. More than a decade and a half later, it is curious to watch history eerily replay itself.

  • When TAN came to town

    When TAN came to town

    Nigerians should not be surprised at the multiplicity of groups springing up across the 36 states – all sworn to President Goodluck Jonathan re-election project. For those familiar with the coy ways of the minstrels of power, the long winding play going on; the feints, flanks and the manoeuvres; the grand pretences by those who covet the office so desperately they would rather remain there perhaps till kingdom come should not come as a surprise. Thanks to Abuja’s piggy bank which never runs dry, it is a question of time before Nigerians begin to lose count as groups merge, mutate and/or transform.

    However, we must give it to the undisputed leader of the moment – the Transformation Ambassadors of Nigeria (TAN). Irrespective of what anyone may think, or how repulsive their message might appear to be, the group has somehow managed to court public attention. Watching their activities in the last few months, I must confess that there is something intrepid – if hardly creative – in the activities of the group. That is of course permitting – although not excusing – the wild claims on prime-time television about the stature of their principal, putting him in the league of the world’s greats; or as has become increasingly common, the resort to outsize claims of achievement in the face of continuing state regression and failure.

    I do not think anyone would or should begrudge the group on their claims or even their current ambition to secure 10 million signatures for President Goodluck Jonathan either. However, like the deadly Ebola virus currently spreading like wild-fire leaving our typically ineffectual public health infrastructure reeling, what should bother us is whether law and morality can still hold in the face of intense saturation of the traditional and the new media by the gospellers of TAN. At this point, debates about the sources of the huge war chest which the group has deployed into action, is obviously, still superfluous.

    However, the question of whether the law is on their side or in their pocket, I believe that has already been answered by the group’s open defiance of the laws regarding the kick-off of the campaigns. With an impressive financial war chest to pull, the group obviously thinks little of the niceties of process – more so with the power and the institutions of the state so clearly behind them. We saw this at play at their debut national zonal rally for the South-east in Awka, the Anambra State capital; it was evident in Ibadan a week after. Port Harcourt would turn a climax of the orchestrated endorsements for the President – a signal that the Jonathan-for-second-term train is not only off the leash and revving at full throttle; it was coasting home to victory.

    For an investment, I do not think that things could have been better.  A total of 4,156,000 signatures for the President from the six South-south states, irrespective of how much was expended, considering how important Project 2015 is, ought to be worth every farthing. Hopefully, there should be enough time to find out whether or not the tally approximate the set of job-seekers asked to upload their personal details in the course of their search for an elusive job!

    Did I hear someone say scam?

    These are no doubt, interesting times. However, if you ask me, I will tell you that I have no problems with the group’s – or anyone’s – contempt for the law. Indeed, I have very little sympathy for the prey. Here, I am reminded of the beneficiaries of TAN’s 12 nights of bliss – an all expense paid trip to Brazil to watch the Super Eagles World Cup Group’s qualifying matches. Weren’t they assured by TAN that those memories would last a lifetime? What difference does it make that they returned to the dreary humdrum of an existence?

    Let me again be clear: I have no problem with TAN marketing their principal. My beef lies in their continuing exertions to distort the reality ordinary Nigerians daily face, and their mindless profiteering from the travails of their fellow citizens.

    While TAN is at liberty to frame the issues facing Nigerians anyway they deem fit, Nigerians are obviously entitled to asking fundamental questions about the state of their union; not least their well-being under the watch of their principal – President Jonathan.

    At issue is of course the impact of the so-called transformation agenda on the country and the people. Obviously the issue is best framed in terms of the following series of questions. First, is the country more united than it was four years ago when President Goodluck Jonathan took over? The question obviously bears asking given the presidency’s potential as a uniting force and given the President’s rather impressive pan Nigerian mandate of 2011.

    Nigerians are obviously familiar with the penchant by the administration’s hierarchs to hide behind statistics in their distorted accounts of economic performance. Nonetheless, it bears asking again: is the economy truly on course in an economy where manufacturing is virtually non-existent and where all manners of consumable items are imported?

    What about the prospects for the so-called inclusive growth? Are situations now better than they were four years ago?

    Away from the classy road shows, where are the so-called foreign investments in the absence of the pillars on which a truly modern, sophisticated economy can be built? Where are they – the sundry fly-by-night portfolio investors?

    What about the war against corruption? Can the administration truly claim to be winning the war?

  • The big scam from TAN!

    The big scam from TAN!

    Few months ago, a non-governmental organization under the aegis of Transformation Ambassadors of Nigeria (TAN) circulated a message all over the internet urging youths to register their bio-data for job opportunities through TAN. Millions of Nigerians, employed and unemployed, rushed into cybercafés to purchase network-browsing time while those who have smart phones and other ICT gadgets with subscriptions made do with it and registered duly and happily. Nigerians were asked to fill in their phone numbers, permanent home address, and local government areas among other sensitive information.

    Few weeks later, TAN began an endorsement rally in support of President Jonathan’s re-election bid throughout the various geo-political zones in Nigeria. To the dismay of Nigerians, the bio-data which they naively gave to TAN with the expectation that they would be provided jobs were carefully collated and presented at the various TAN rallies to the representatives of President Jonathan, Secretary to the Federal government, Chief Anyim Pius Anyim, as the Nigerians who are happy with the President’s transformation agenda in the creation of jobs, good healthcare delivery system, improved national security etc and have happily and willingly endorsed President Jonathan for another term of office come 2015!

    The use of bio-data of young Nigerians to score cheap, shameless and ridiculous political points without their consent is not only criminal and offensive, it is unfortunate and an insult on the sensibility of these young Nigerians, it is an embarrassment to this country and its image as it is a dent not only the credibility of the conveners of TAN but also on the presidency.

    The youths of this country should not be cowed or tricked into endorsing President Jonathan for another term in office. TAN should have come out open and allow these young Nigerians to freely express their opinions on whether they wish to do so or not. Nigerian youths have been taken for a ride and for fools. TAN should as a matter of urgency render and unreserved apology in all the national dailies, national radio stations and television stations to Nigerians on their heinous crime and atrocity against the people.

    Failure to do this would be met with legal consequences, as various youths fora would have no other choice than to proceed to a law court for a legal battle. The sensibility of any people have never been this insulted in the history of this country.. if you can’t help us out of unemployment, poverty and poor standard of living imposed on us by corruption and lack of ideas of our leaders, at least, don’t insult us or take us for fools.

    Enough is enough.

    Hussain Obaro,

    Ilorin, Kwara State