Tag: The Governor

  • The governor as a cricket

    There is a saying of the orient about something bigger than the cricket invading its abode. Of course the abode of the cricket is its hole. Consider the state of angst and utter hopelessness the poor critter is thrown into should a bigger creature seize its space. Stretching the adage a little, your anxiety would know no bounds should an overwhelming force invaded your residence for instance or occupied your community.

    Such must be the situation with what Hardball would describe as the whimpering trio. Three governors have recently been squeaking like besieged crickets. They are governors: Aminu Masari, Abdulaziz Yari and Kashim Shettima; they lead Katsina, Zamfara and Borno states respectively. They also bear as part of their titles, chief security officers of their various states.

    But not unlike the cricket, some things akin to behemoths have crept up their domains and all they can do is indulge in anxious whingeing and helpless wringing of the hands. Let’s hear them:

    Governor Masari of Katsina speaking early in the year said: “Kidnapping is now the order of the day in Katsina State. There are armed robbers all over the state…

    “The people of Katsina in 34 local government areas now sleep with one eye closed.”

    From Zamfara State, filters in Governor Yari’s lamentations: ” You are aware what is happening in Zamfara State and some part of the neighbouring state on the issue of banditry, abduction and insurgency… I’m ready to quit as governor of Zamfara State over insecurity,” he groaned, literally calling for the imposition of a state of emergency.

    From Borno State, Governor Shettima declared plaintively that the security situation in his beleaguered state was getting worse. He confessed that though he had been known to boast not quite long ago that Borno was safer than Lagos, he merely wanted to infect the atmosphere with a dose of optimism, “… The reality is that while so much was achieved by our gallant military men and women, we are today faced with serious challenges in Borno State.”

    Dr. Khalid Abubakar Aliyu gave vent to the gory situation in Zamfara. He is the secretary-general of the influential Jama’atu Nasril Islam, JNI, and a statement on behalf of the body titled, “Silence is no longer golden”, reads:

    “This is utterly reprehensible and unacceptable, for hooligans and wayward persons to hold a whole state to ransom to no avail. Where is the government? Where are the security agencies? Where are the political community and the religious leaders?”

    The troubled governors, like besieged crickets, simply fled to Abuja to seek help. Here lies the argument for restructuring the polity which some of these selfsame governors repudiated. And here we are: a so-called chief security officer is no better than a cricket!

     

  • The priest, the governor and the state

    The priest, the governor and the state

    The furore, over an Auchi, Edo State, priest’s latest fatwa on Fulani herdsmen, appears the latest excitement in a tense polity.
    Apostle Johnson Suleiman, in a video gone viral on cyberspace, had told his cheering Omega Fire Ministries Worldwide audience to “kill” any Fulani herdsmen they found lurking around his church premises.
    He claimed the new fatwa was contingent on a telephone intelligence that some “Fulani herdsmen” were after his life, based on his principled stance on the southern Kaduna crisis.
    Now, southern Kaduna is a tale of blood and gore, of hideous mayhem, all pressed in the alleged mass massacre of local Christians, by an alleged Muslim cabal, allegedly supported by the powers-that-be.
    Though there appears no “smoking guns” regarding official complicity, a vibrant rumour mill, projecting ancient but mutual animosities, magnified by equally bitter media allies, has given the allegation an ugly life of its own.
    That manoeuvre has created two opposing armies of fearsome hate, arrayed in ethnic, religious and regional battalions, sworn to dooming each other in fierce verbal combat — or much worse! Pray, in matters of faith and perceived ethnic slur, who indeed keeps his head?
    Not the good apostle, he of the incendiary pulpit! Apostle Suleiman would appear the classical neophyte, ready to risk all in defence of his adopted faith.
    After sentencing poor Kaduna Governor, Nasir El-Rufai, to a “divine” death sentence, for the temerity to attempt controlling religious fanaticism, Muslim or Christian, in his state, the crusading Apostle and fiery Holy Michael of besieged Christendom Nigeria, also feels obliged to christen El-Rufai “the short man devil that calls himself governor”, in the final flurry en route to proclaiming his latest Fulani fatwa!
    Why? Perhaps because the good Lord still gives the governor life, while the angry man of God had proclaimed him dead!
    Still, let it not be supposed that the opposing Muslim partisans, for whom the much hated “Fulani herdsmen” are nothing but scary faces of gargoyle, are angels, meek and innocent. Far from it.
    For too long, Islam has, in the North, been projected as the swashbuckling faith of power, before which other adherents must bow and cow. That has, over the years, come with soulless impunity, which has chiselled away at citizens’ most fundamental of rights — the right to life.
    By commission or omission, you could routinely get away with murder, only if you killed in the name of Allah — never mind that that was convenient screen for base bigotry against citizens of other faiths; or even sundry criminality. That has resulted, in the victims’ camp, in bitterness and dissonance.
    But, in the great theatres of this war, like southern Kaduna, with its chequered history, the battle would appear on two fronts. While the victims count their losses in lives and limbs, the aggressor class are savaged with wholesale demonization, by the media, sympathetic to the victims.
    That, with time, becomes received wisdom — or, more accurately, received folly — as every Fulani is no devil any more than others are saints.
    That is the sentiment of explosive resent that super-sympathizers, like Apostle Suleiman, tap into — perfectly understandable, given the extant atmosphere of mutual and vibrant hate.
    Still, crusading for the cheated is one thing. Goading congregants to free murder, under whatever guise, is another.
    That was the point, it would appear, the man of God entered the Department of State Services (DSS) radar.
    But even before dealing with state intervention in the matter, on what plank, secular or divine, might Apostle Suleiman stand, on charging his church members to kill other citizens?
    On his Christian creed? Even at the point of arrest and subsequent crucifixion, the last miracle of Jesus, the Christ, did was restoring a cropped ear — a big blow for non-violence, no matter the provocation.
    If you plead the Mosaic law of “an ear for an ear”, could the Apostle then be practising Judaism in Christian garb? Or is it that Christ was too divine, to be relevant in this era of cocky impunity by the hateful Fulani?
    In the secular world, is the Citizen Apostle simply rooting for self-help, despite the apparent danger to himself and his flock? If he was, what sort of citizen might he be?
    Of course, the reported DSS attempt to arrest Suleiman added even a more grotesque twist to the ridiculous drama, of a man of God baying for blood.
    Enter, Ekiti’s Peter Ayodele Fayose, the perfect example of a gubernatorial burlesque, if ever there was one.
    Somewhat, the much hated “Fulani herdsmen” are drawing Christian clerics, spanning the good, the bad and the ugly, to the Fayose burlesque.
    At Yuletide 2016, Fayose drew fulsome, if impolitic, praise from The Redeemed Church of God’s Pastor Enoch Adeboye, provoking a raft of reactions, for or against.
    Fayose’s unscripted citation, on that grand occasion, was his heroics against killer “Fulani herdsmen” — admittedly one of the few good policies the excitable governor can boast, applying due process to a clear and present danger.
    Less than a month after, again relating to “Fulani herdsmen”, Fayose was rushing to save an apostolic loose cannon from DSS arrest!
    Again, on what plank might the governor stand, embarking on such outlawry?
    That, a governor, sworn to keeping the law, can foil other organs of state, doing their work? Or that the creed of a governor installed by law, on due process, is to push for self-help, over and above due process, using his exalted office as abused collateral?
    And just imagine, the putative collateral damage in Nigeria’s pseudo-federalism, when the governor, though chief security officer, doesn’t have any of the state security arms under his control? And just suppose, a crazy trooper, just tired at a governor standing on his official dignity, each time they try to do their work, and cocks a gun — or worse!
    Bedlam in the human rights chamber, now as quiet as the grave yard?
    Let neither the outlaw priest nor the outlaw governor test the will of the law. Both are assured of nothing but doom, whatever fancies colourful emotions conjure.

     

    Emmanuel Olaniran Oladesu, PhD

    OladesuA prophet is not without honour, states the Bible, except in his own country, among his own people. Not here! Ripples today celebrates Dr. Emmanuel Oladesu, the humble and unassuming Political Editor of The Nation, who just earned a PhD in Psychology of Education, from the University of Lagos.

    Kudos to the newly certified man of learning and character who, by the way, nearly missed secondary education for lack of means. It’s the stuff inspiring tales are made. Welcome, the latest scholar in Nigeria’s newsroom!

     

     

  • The Governor warms up to Nigerian audience

    The Governor warms up to Nigerian audience

    In an era when females are beginning to take leadership positions in politics in both the international and the local scenes, EbonyLife TV has taken it upon itself to give women a voice in politics with it’s latest sitcom, The Governor.

    Shot in Tinapa, Calabar, the intriguing drama series follows the life of Angela Ochello, the first female governor of Savannah State, who has to navigate the murky waters of dirty politicking and gender discrimination.

    In a meet and greet with the casts of the political drama held last Friday at Ikoyi, veteran actor, Kunle Coker, one of the lead casts described the show as an interesting depiction of world politics.

    “It was interesting playing the role of Senator Briggs. The Governor does not relate to any known politics. We just wanted to give the core of what political situation is in any part of the world. My stay on the set was a wow experience. I really enjoyed playing Senator Briggs. In all, I would say it was a wonderful production. Just like the cast, we want to tell a story in harmony. The production crew was fantastic. It was like we were a part of a big family,” he said.

    A world of power play, Ochello, once a Deputy Governor, finds herself suddenly entangled in a web of political intrigue after the untimely death of the incumbent Governor.

    The Governor will take constituents and citizens alike through the shadowy often gruesome corridors of power and promises to be packed with lots of intrigue, drama and sometimes humour, says the producers.

    After being sworn in as Governor, Angela and her family move into government House. While her family adjusts to Government House protocol, Angela rolls up her sleeves and takes on her new position with gusto. She proves to the executive council members that she is capable of getting the job done.

    The Governor stars Caroline Chikezie (Angela Ochello), Bimbo Manuel (David Ochello), Baaj Adebule (Carl Bello), Simi Adejumo (Ify Ochello), Samuel Robinson (Tofu Ochello) Taiwo Obileye (Chief Momoh-Alli), Jude Chukwuka (Chief Sobifa Thompson), as well as Kunle Coker who plays Senator Briggs.

  • The Governor warms up to Nigerian audience

    The Governor warms up to Nigerian audience

    In an era when females are beginning to take leadership positions in politics in both the international and the local scenes, EbonyLife TV has taken it upon itself to give women a voice in politics with it’s latest sitcom, The Governor.

    Shot in Tinapa, Calabar, the intriguing drama series follows the life of Angela Ochello, the first female governor of Savannah State, who has to navigate the murky waters of dirty politicking and gender discrimination.

    In a meet and greet with the casts of the political drama held last Friday at Ikoyi, veteran actor, Kunle Coker, one of the lead casts described the show as an interesting depiction of world politics.

    “It was interesting playing the role of Senator Briggs. The Governor does not relate to any known politics. We just wanted to give the core of what political situation is in any part of the world. My stay on the set was a wow experience. I really enjoyed playing Senator Briggs. In all, I would say it was a wonderful production. Just like the cast, we want to tell a story in harmony. The production crew was fantastic. It was like we were a part of a big family,” he said.

    A world of power play, Ochello, once a Deputy Governor, finds herself suddenly entangled in a web of political intrigue after the untimely death of the incumbent Governor.

    The Governor will take constituents and citizens alike through the shadowy often gruesome corridors of power and promises to be packed with lots of intrigue, drama and sometimes humour, says the producers.

    After being sworn in as Governor, Angela and her family move into government House. While her family adjusts to Government House protocol, Angela rolls up her sleeves and takes on her new position with gusto. She proves to the executive council members that she is capable of getting the job done.

    The Governor stars Caroline Chikezie (Angela Ochello), Bimbo Manuel (David Ochello), Baaj Adebule (Carl Bello), Simi Adejumo (Ify Ochello), Samuel Robinson (Tofu Ochello) Taiwo Obileye (Chief Momoh-Alli), Jude Chukwuka (Chief Sobifa Thompson), as well as Kunle Coker who plays Senator Briggs.