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  • Don’t return undertakers to power, says Buhari

    President Muhammadu Buhari yesterday urged Nigerians not to allow those who plundered the nation’s commonwealth between 1999 and 2015 return to power.

    There was a mild drama at the NEC Hall of the APC National Secretariat, Abuja, where he submitted his nomination form.

    The drama was created by the insistence of APC National Chairman Adams Oshiomhole that President Buhari should pay N100 before collecting his party’s digital membership card.

    Oshiomhole also told the President that the party now has over 15.6 million members across the country.

    President Buhari, who expressed appreciation to those who contributed money to buy the form for him, assured all that if given the mandate and reelected next year, he will continue to serve the country to the best of his ability.

    He said: “I am here in person among friends and colleagues to put my name forward to my party, the APC seeking nomination to contest the presidential election next year 2019.

    “Fellow party members, I am taking this step with all humility, sense of responsibility and unquestionable desire to serve and protect the interest of all Nigerians.

    “I am very grateful to those dozens of organisations who have teamed up and contributed funds to purchase these forms. I assure them and rest of Nigerians that if nominated, and if elected, I shall continue to serve you to the best of my abilities.

    “Let me today appeal to party members not to be complacent but to prepare, strategise and win 2019 elections. We must not allow those who brought the country to its knees from 1999 to 2015 to come and take us back.”

    Oshiomhole told the President that within the last two months, the party leadership digitalised the party’s membership register and came up with a digital membership card which cannot easily be forged.

    He said as at the last count, the party’s membership strength across the country stood at 15.6 million, adding that the register had been done in such a way that anybody could verify the membership of any party member within the confines of his room.

    Oshiomhole said: “We want to present to you some of the efforts we have been making since our assumption of office. We promised to activate the membership data, update it and register more members because our party is a mass movement and to be able talk about the size of our party, we need to have evidence that can be verified by all members.

    “We have taken advantage of modern technology to produce what we think is the best or the first in Nigeria. As at last week when they started printing the membership register, we now have about 15.6 million registered APC members across the country.

    “The system has been designed in such a way that from the comfort of any member’s sitting room, you can crosscheck your membership and membership of any one you want to verify without any effort.”

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    Presenting the membership card to the President, the party chair said: “Mr. President, this is your card, which I am proud to say cannot be easily forged or duplicated or printed by road side printers. We are very proud of this achievement because it fits into our mantra of change. We now have a digital membership register.

    “The card will expire December 31, 2023. It is our belief that by then, technology would have improved and we will be able to improve on the card. You have to pay N100 to acquire this because we have to pay for it.

    “For the purpose of a direct primary, every member coming to vote will show his membership card which must correspond with the details on the register before he can vote. We decided display these openly so that people will know that we have basis to conduct direct primary based on a membership register.

    “Before I am misunderstood or misquoted, it goes to say that in spite of the fact that we have this credible membership register, it does not in any way modify or change the decision of NEC regarding the flexibility that was agreed to.

    “At the NWC, we try to give practical expression as transparently as possible so that the party will not only be the largest, it will be smartest, the most democratic and the most cohesive.”

    The President arrived at the APC secretariat at exactly 3.44pm. A crowd of supporters was shouting: Sai Baba.

  • Inside ever-evolving world of undertakers

    Burying the dead ordinarily should be a solemn affair, but the ever-evolving world of undertakers is fast changing that. Today, the innovations, dance and fan-fair have turned it into big money business and made it really hard to differentiate between a burial and a wedding. Dorcas Egede reports.

    BURYING the dead is big deal to many people in different parts of the world. Recently, the photo of a man who buried his father with a luxury car broke on the internet. While some condemned the act, others lauded it as a befitting way to pay last respect to his departed father. Across the different cultures of the globe, people strive to bury their folks, particularly old folks properly; even aged parents, who enjoyed little or no care from their children while alive, are almost certain to get luxury burial, or at least a decent one.

    Just as the craze to give a befitting burial to departed loved ones, young and old alike, has reached a height, so has the business of burying the dead experienced a boom and witnessed many innovations in recent years. An undertaker is believed by many to be someone who carries the dead. But today, like the wedding planner, the funeral undertaker is someone who plans a burial ceremony from start to finish. Francis Ajayi, Managing Director of St. Francis Funeral Home, CMS, Lagos explained that undertakers are not just carriers or the dead. “We are funeral undertakers. We take care of everything about the burial.”

    Not just a carrier of the dead

    Anuoluwapo Ahmed, Branch Head at Omega Funeral Home threw more light into who an undertaker really is when he said, “Let me start by telling you that the word undertaker is an old concept which was used to describe anyone who is responsible for the funeral planning/arrangements for a bereaved family. It is the word that has now evolved to become “Funeral Director”. In other words, an undertaker is a funeral director.”

    Said Ajayi, “The work of a funeral director or undertaker, as many like to call it, begins the moment an individual breathes his last. The work of an undertaker begins at the point when an individual dies. The family of a deceased person contacts us when a person dies, say in the house. We will take the body to the mortuary, if they hand everything over to us. We pay the mortuary for the embalment.”

    Ahmed, on the other hand, believes that the work of an undertaker actually begins before a person dies, as some undertakers also engage in pre-burial planning.“In modern days and with improvement in the funeral industry, the work of a funeral director could actually start with pre-planning a funeral. This is a situation whereby the deceased person had actually paid for his/her funeral before passing away and has liaised with the funeral director about the funeral. As soon as the person passes away, authorised family member/personnel calls the funeral home to pick up the remains to the mortuary or immediate funeral, depending on the initial arrangements. The work of the funeral director literally ends when the body is laid to rest in the grave or the ashes of the cremated body delivered to the family.”

    Ever evolving vocation

    Ajayi, who has been in the business for over 20 years, talked about how the business has evolved over the years. When funeral business began in Lagos, it started from Odunlami Street in the Lagos Island axis of Lagos State. There were only three people involved in the business, sources say. According to Ajayi, at the beginning, “All they did was sell caskets they built themselves or had people build for them. There were no undertakers in those days.”

    Unlike before, burial ceremonies are now more colourful and not all mournful, thanks to the ingenuity funeral managers or undertakers have brought into the business over the years. “There has been tremendous improvement in the funeral industry over the past decades. Initially, people in this field were not celebrated; they were seen as people who do the dirty jobs others couldn’t. The mode and manner funerals were conducted were simple and solemn, irrespective of the deceased’s age.” Said Ahmed.

    A source who will not be named, noted that in the past, the glitz and glamour we now witness at burials were not there. Instead of the brass band that now accompanies the pall bearers (people who bear the casket), what funeral managers used in the past were professional mourners, people who were hired and paid by the funeral managers to mourn at a burial ceremony. “Now, we don’t use mourners again, the brass band has replaced that,” the source said.

    Speaking about the use of a brass band during burials, one Mr. Ude condemned the act of dancing while bearing the casket, arguing that a burial is supposed to be a solemn ceremony, hence the singing and dancing is pointless. But reacting to this, Ajayi is of the opinion that choosing whether to dance or not depends on the family of the deceased and the age of the deceased. “There are some families who say they are not mourning but celebrating and ask us if we can dance very well. And some other people tell you they don’t want the dance. In most cases, Catholics don’t like the dancing. Immediately they come out of the church, the Reverend Father tells you they don’t want dancing. There is nothing wrong with dancing with the corpse. Once someone has spent good time on earth and dies old, leaving many children and grandchildren, it calls for celebration.”

    Part of the innovations that have been injected into the funeral business are decoration for the lying-in-state. In earlier times, the coffin would just be placed on a bare table, but now, the place to be used for lying-in-state, be it at home or in church, is often beautifully decorated. Also, a lowering device is now used to lower the casket into the ground, instead of the use of rope, which was the practice. Moreover, there has been an evolving from the use of coffin to the use of caskets. “The caskets used in the past were called coffins, mostly wooden, and usually have six sided shapes. Metal caskets were not very much in use. Today, we have varieties; from metal to wooden, crepe and handmade interior designs, colour dynamism, customised to clients’ tastes, etc. Today we have a variety of casket shapes and models, ranging from wood to metal etc, unlike what was generally regarded as coffins that looked like the Egyptian mummies.” Ahmed said .

    Another way the funeral business has evolved is in some funeral homes now owning morgues and cemeteries of their own. “Some of us have their morgue, and cemetery. Homes like Omega and Ebony funeral homes have their morgues and cemeteries. This is a large business that it is only when God says you’ll be there, you’ll be there, because it requires a lot of money to acquire lands for cemetery and another space for the mortuary. We have it in plan but if there is no money, we just have to continue doing the business the way we are doing it.” Ajayi said.

    Cremation as a burial option

    For many folks in these parts, cremation as an option of burying the dead is an idea we only read about in literary or at best, watched in movies. But, Ahmed revealed that cremation is now being embraced by many Nigerians as a way of burying their dead. “Yes we have a crematorium (a machine used for cremation), where we carry out cremations. Most of our clients are the Asians and Indians, but Nigerians are now beginning to see cremation as an alternative for burial, just like other developed countries.”

    A source, who spoke to Sunday Nation, on condition of anonymity revealed that many Nigerians now want to do cremation. “There is a church here in Lagos that doesn’t bury its dead. The members cremate. They gather in a funeral home that has a cremating machine. When the priest says, ‘…dust to dust, ashes to ashes…’ the family of the deceased now wheels the corpse into the machine. Three hours after, the remains (ashes) will be put in an urn and handed to the family.” It is unknown what the families do with the urn or ashes therein.

    People actually preorder their caskets

    A funeral home is not where people leisurely walk into. Most times, people only walk in there when they have a dead to bury. Ajayi revealed however that “there are some people that are focused. When they have old people, they just come to have an idea of what it costs to buy a casket, so that they won’t be under pressure when the time comes. On Sunday, someone gave me his card in the church and said, Francis, I want to see you. Have my card and call me either on Monday or Tuesday. When I called him, he said he has some old people in his family and wanted me to tell him what it will cost to arrange a burial for them. He just wanted to know, so that he would have an idea when the time comes.”

    According to a source, “Every now and then, we have people walk in to make enquiries about the price of caskets. Some of these people just lost their loved ones; others come for themselves. I was told of a man who walked into one of the funeral homes to buy a coffin for himself. He made part payment and was issued a receipt. After the man died, his children brought the receipt and used it to trace the shop where their father had bought his coffin. The man at the funeral home on seeing the receipt acknowledged that it was indeed so, and gave them a coffin on payment of the balance.”

    Business on the down side

    Like almost every other business, over the years, the funeral industry has experienced an influx of undertakers. Asked how business is, Ajayi said, “The patronage is reducing because there are lots of people coming into the business. You know in Nigeria, anything people think is lucrative, they start rushing into it. In those days, caskets were made in Odunlami here alone, nowhere else. Casket making started here, but it’s everywhere now. Patronage has reduced because of the influx into the business. On Odunlami alone now, we have about nine funeral homes.

    According to our unnamed source, “Even laptop funeral home owners are more than those of us in the office. And most times, when people are looking for services of undertakers, before they will contact those of us in the office, the laptop people would already have arrived there.”

  • Lawmakers or undertakers?

    Lawmakers or undertakers?

    Just as many had predicted, Friday May 5, passed without the National Assembly transmitting a final copy of the 2017 Appropriation Bill to the executive for assent into law. For a budget whose parameters both parties had assured Nigerians were far less contentious, or if you like, disagreeable than the one preceding it, it has certainly been a hell of a waiting since the formal laying of the budget document before the two chambers of the National Assembly on December 14, 2016.

    So much for the feet-shuffling of the past few days, the best we had was the listing of the “presentation of the report” as the first item on the Senate’s Order Paper last Thursday. Even at that, like school children faced with the prospects of writing an examination for which they were totally unprepared, Senate Leader, Ahmed Lawan, merely caused to be announced that it be stepped down and taken “by the Grace of God” today (Tuesday) since the Danjuma Goje-led appropriation committee were “currently” meeting with their counterparts in the House of Representatives on the last-minute harmonisation of the budget proposal.

    Imagine that happening barely 24 hours to the expiration of the 2016 Appropriation Act. This is a budget that Senate President and chairman of the National Assembly, Bukola Saraki had promised way back in February would be returned to the President for his assent by the end of March.

    To our ‘distinguished’ parliamentarians, there was – as far as they could see – no cause for alarm.

    No risk of an embarrassing shutdown of government of the kind that would spark outrage on the streets – thanks to Section 82 of the constitution which allows the president to authorise withdrawal from the Consolidated Revenue Fund for the purpose of meeting expenditure necessary to carry on services of the government until the coming into operation of the new budget.

    No sense of urgency or emergency for an economy which shrunk by 1.5 percent in 2016, the first full-year drop in 25 years according to International Monetary Fund; a country whose infrastructure situation would best pass as antediluvian, whose real sector chokes from the unprecedented infrastructure deficit; an economy that has only lately begun to show modest signs of crawling out of the recession.

    And to further imagine that this is only the second money bill in the series of which the minders of the economy had sought to spend it out of recession! A budget said to be based on the Buhari administration’s Economic Recovery and Growth Strategy; a plan said to provide “a clear road map of policy actions and steps designed to bring the economy out of recession and to a path of steady growth and prosperity”; held hostage by the institution decidedly holding both the yam and the knife!

    But then, it is not as if the current holdout has not been long in coming. It started with the bickering over the administration’s 2016-19 external borrowing plan of $29.960 billion; it extended to the 2017-2019 Medium Term Expenditure Framework and Fiscal Strategy Paper which the National Assembly found incomprehensible; followed by the Hammed Ali – the Customs Comptroller-General and the uniform sideshow; and then of course the Ibrahim Magu confirmation affair –all  climaxing in the April 20 raid on the residence of the chair of the Senate Committee on Appropriation, Danjuma Goje by the police during which some laptops and 18 documents said to contain the work of the committee on the 2017 budget were said to have been removed.

    We know what happened after: the august body reportedly threatened to dump the process in its entirety – until the police returned all documents carted away in the raid!

    Talk of a parliament that would rather major in minors at a time of dire emergencies!

    By the way, here is what yours truly wrote on November 8, last year at the onset of the crisis:

    “If we had thought the nation was done with the nightmare of budget documents missing in transit, the topsy-turvy of an exercise whose final product was mangled to the point of rendering it of dubious provenance, we are again learning that nothing has changed in any shape or form about the annual ritual called budgeting. Even at that, there must be something spectacularly enervating in the antics of an administration that prefers drama over substance; an administration that has now made a habit of draping signature incompetence in the colours of patriotism. This is where the latest fire-fights and turf wars in the count-down to Budget 2017 is not only wearisome, it is one distraction Nigerians would gladly do without”.

    The wheels – as they say – have now turned full cycle.

    Add to the confused and utterly bungling executive branch, the insufferable arrogance of a body which would not baulk at deploying crude blackmail to achieve its base objectives, and at a time APC, the party in government is practically missing in action, the result is the creeping disaster currently set to overwhelm us.

    As for the six-point something trillion on which the nation pins its hope for survival, expect no miracle – or rather, no shortage of excuses for non-delivery on the budget objectives whenever it is finally passed into law.

    So much for the perennial circus.

    At a time the world is moving at the jet speed, it is alright for our lawmakers to live in pretence that all is well. And for the executive to imagine that it has all the time in the world to fix the problems. Together, they can choose to kick down the road – the burden of Nigeria’s 30-year roadmap infrastructure development plan – the National Integrated Infrastructure Master Plan (NIIMP), projected to cost a record $2 trillion (N398.1 trillion) over the next three decades. Isn’t it precisely what their predecessors did that landed us in the current hole?

    And now with oil price showing steady recovery, why bother again with the old symptoms of the Dutch curse that has held the economy down? Why expend valuable rigour on fixing things when you can enjoy the current bazar? Never mind the talk about mid-term being barely three weeks hence; why bother when you still have the whole of two years to get things moving?

    Who is talking about change?

     

  • Nigerian economy and its undertakers

    Nigerian economy and its undertakers

    Merely by the strength of the forces arrayed against the naira at the moment, it seems a matter of time before the currency is taken to the Golgotha. It’s the morbid season hence the swooning of the vultures for the proverbial carcass.  As it seems, not even the valiant efforts of Godwin Emefiele and his men at the apex bank would suffice to stave off the cataclysm in the face of the reprobate forces massed against the Nigerian economy.

    Ask anyone about the factors responsible for the current travails of the naira. You’d be surprised at the range of answers you get. Oil would of course remain the chief culprit. With a barrel of crude at sub $30, the economic Armageddon, surely is set upon us. With barely enough left after paying wages, the exotic tastes of our over-pampered elites would seem for now out of the consumptive equation.

    For many however, the problem simply begins and ends with Emefiele and his colleagues at the apex bank. This position appears to have gained some traction in the weeks following the restrictions placed on the forex market. I perfectly understand the angst of traders in the 41-odd items precluded from Emefiele’s naira auction. I guess it would also apply to manufacturers and operators in the real sector who can’t seem to find forex in the official window despite Emefiele’s grand promise to meet all of their legitimate demands. Add to the group, the operators of bureau de change who were only last week ousted from accessing Emefiele’s greenback trove – never mind their protestation that their segment is a mere five percent of the market; all of them have just about something to say about the Emefiele wahala!

    Unfortunately, if we aren’t so eager to embrace simplistic solutions even at the risk of fatal misdiagnosis; or put in another way – if we are not so enamoured about placebos to the point of misplacing them for the curative drug, it seems to me the best time – if ever there was – to take a hard look at what fundamentally ails the Nigerian economy and by extension the naira.

    I have followed with amusement the argument of those who insist that the currency be left to float as indeed some of the other related jargons about letting the naira find its true value. Well, yours truly is still waiting to be ‘educated’ on the ‘true value’ of a product known to be finite in supply and indeterminate in demand –  short of making the argument for the speculators to overrun the market since their price, arguably approximates the so-called real value of the naira!

    That is however a different matter. Today, I talk of a more insidious threat to the national economy. I speak of the enemies adorned in the garb of friends.  I speak of the tragedy of a nation hung on so-called foreign investment while local initiatives are left to flounder. Today, if we have learnt our lessons from the exit of foreign portfolio investors at the first signs of the global credit crisis in 2008/9, it is how barely we have taken in the hard lessons. Remember that the singular exit cost the Nigerian bourse $5 billion from which the market is yet to recover. Five years on, it took the long-predicted rumble in global oil prices for the shacks to cart away $4 billion overnight; our bourse has been reeling in the aftershock ever since.

    Of course we are back to the same ruinous path. Today, only few Nigerians know about the multiple billions of dollars carted away in remittances, charges, patent and royalties and other sundry charges by our do-gooder foreign investors. By the way, that is hardly a crime particularly when values are delivered to the economy. The problem is when the so-called foreign investors increasingly become mere conduits for repatriating billions of our limited foreign cash through their dubious mechanisms of over-invoicing. Guess you know by now who gets to benefit the most when the patron saints of the IMF come calling with their demands for greater liberalisation of the forex market! Never mind that it is the surest path to their usual policy support instruments (PSI), a euphemism for the bitter pills of adjustment that our citizens have come to loathe when things go critical wrong!

    The point I seek to make is that economic nationalism has gone beyond the textbook stuff. Whatever may be said of the cement manufacturing sector at the moment, it is adjudged a success story by any standards. With combined capacity of the nation’s cement plants in excess of local requirements, it is little wonder that Emefiele and co can dare to call the bluff of cement importers!

    Contrast with the cartel of fuel importers that continues to insist on holding the nation by the jugular. The story of the billions spent on the racket of fuel imports and its multiple industries of rent along the value chain are by now familiar. What is little known is that Oil Cartel Inc. actually consumes 34 percent of the entire demand for foreign exchange.

    Still want to know why the naira will not recover in near term?

    Now, if that seems a stiff price to pay to get Africa’s largest economy moving, there is at least some good news that our ordeal will soon be over. I speak of the day when the 650,000 barrels per day Dangote Refineries and Petrochemical Complex would finally come on stream – in 2018. Should things go as planned, the country would from that date save a third of its current forex requirements used for fuel imports!

    As it appears, there is no end to the milking of the Nigerian cow. Late last year, many newspapers gleefully reported on the threat by foreign airlines to reduce their flights to Nigeria. The reason – as you might guess – is said to be the difficulties being encountered in remitting their sales abroad.

    Of course, save for the tinge of blackmail, the issue of what they choose to do or not to do is entirely their prerogative. And while we are at it, one of the more notorious of the airlines has since laid off its half-dozen Nigerian crew. And if it seems sufficiently galling that Nigerian passengers pay about 76 percent more in the premium class of European carriers on their West African route, what about their sworn opposition that have rendered the principle of reciprocity embedded in the various Bilateral Air Services Agreement (BASA) nugatory?

    It couldn’t get more bizarre that the biggest economy on the continent is expected to catch cold because a cartel of foreign airlines dared to sneeze over difficulties being experienced in their attempts to cart home $470 million –the value of third quarter 2015 ticket sales.

    Still wondering about the beneficiaries of the tutorials on forex liberalisation?

    I close. The old saying that soldier go, soldier comes but barrack remain holds true. The nation’s economy to which its fate is inextricably tied, is for us to make or mar. While our home-grown experts junket foreign capitals in search of foreign investment of dubious values, yours truly merely ask that they spare a thought to local entrepreneurial efforts. With a fraction of the support given their foreign counterparts, and with massive investment in infrastructure, I wager that the local business will soar like the eagle.

    Trust me.