Sir, I understand that you will be delivering the Ife Convocation lecture next Saturday. I’m sure it will be earthshaking.
Snooper: I do not intend to unless the earth moves first.
Sir, but it is said that the earth is in constant motion.
Snooper: So, earthshaking is surplus to requirement then.
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And from the same impudent contrarian
Greetings sir: I just received information that Okon was sighted at the site of the demolished Rivers State House of Assembly.
Snooper: Then it has become an oconic site of madness and mayhem.