Snapsong: Presidential Pandemic

Niyi Osundare

 

 

Easter came, Easter went

The Plague never left as the Emperor commanded

Tombs still brimmed with bodies. The only thing

That rose was the cacophony of wailing voices

 

And the Emperor woke up one day with a divine prescription:

“Bleaches, insecticides, germicides, and suchlike poisons

Ingested, injected, and rubbed all over the body

Will vanquish this virus and bring back our darling economy”

 

A genius so stable, so brave, proclaimed this panacea

To the deference of nodding experts

And toadying state officials. A frightened world

Saw neither method nor meaning in this imperial madness

 

But the ‘method’, as always, is personal and ruthless:

The forthcoming polls and the plague of power

So, open up the towns and troop to the streets

Better to die at work than to live at home!

 

The fatalities assault our ears in their numbing thousands

But the Emperor never knows how to mourn and mend:

‘It’s damnable weakness to sicken and then to die

Or protect yourself from the fury of the plague’

 

Two lethal afflictions besiege the world

One named Corona, from the Tribe of COVID

The other is a Grand Old Plague (GOP) from the gilded palace

Behold how we perish from their common scourge

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