Category: Friday

  • Opium of a nation

    Opium of a nation

    Preamble

    History is an invisible object with two wings flying across generations in time and in space. One wing is positive, the other is negative. With history, the present becomes the heritage of the past even as the future awaits the baton of continuity from the present. No living nation or tribe or even individual can dream of a realizable future without a viable present based on the experience of the past. The web of life is like a magnet which no iron element can bypass on its way to ornamental glory.

    Fabric of uncertainty

    Against what ought to be her heritage, Nigeria is, today, passing through a fabric of uncertainty as she rolls back the fibres of the future into those of the present and weaves both into the vestiges of the past. Such is a sign of a dead nation waiting to be interned. What war is not ravaging Nigeria today in spite of Allah’s abundant bounties? The forces of the present seem to have connived with those of the past in planning to wrestle the future aground thereby depriving the generations yet unborn of any hope of existence. From all indications, Nigerians live in a country where the ruled are evidently enslaved to their rulers.

    For decades, this country had been forced by her so-called rulers to fight wars ranging from political to economic to social and to ethnic without winning any. Now, a religious war with political bayonet is being added. Religion is likened to an opium in human beings because of its seeming addictive effect on an average believer. Literally, opium means a brownish gummy extract from unripe seed of the opium poppy that contains highly addictive narcotic alkaloid substances like morphine and codeine. When such a substance is mixed with an unstable powdery matter, it turns it into a disadvantageous hardened substance.

    A Land of curses

    Thus, like a billow vigorously storming around at the instance of an invisible tempest, a melee of religious hullabaloo engendered by a vicious political Pandora has virtually turned Nigeria into a land of curses.

    Ordinarily, by its design and intent, religion is supposed to be not only a panacea for all human psychological ailments but also a soothing balm for any spiritual ache. But ironically, it has been turned into a poison in our society which seemingly has no provision for an antidote. And through our attitudes, we seem to be bent on swallowing the pill of that poison without minding its consequences.

    Factors of opium

    The factors that culminated in what we now variously call religious militancy, extremism, fanaticism and terrorism emanated only from the yoke of injustice audaciously engendered by bad governance. And could anything have influenced bad governance as much as ignorance? Yet ignorance would not have had a role to play in our religious or political lives if we had demonstrated the will to genuinely follow the tenets of our religions and learned from the lessons of history without banking on mere assumption and rumour. History as a teacher always has a lesson to teach those who are ready to learn. But unfortunately, most human beings especially Nigerians refuse to learn any lesson from history and the price is what we are paying today.

    From the archive

    In 1962, Nigeria’s Governor General, Dr. Nnamdi Azikiwe (who later became Nigeria’s first President), paid a three day official courtesy visit to the Premier of Northern Region, Sir Ahmadu Bello in Kaduna. He was accompanied by his wife, Flora. The host Premier mobilized all the paraphernalia of office in honour of his guests whom he gave an unprecedented hospitality. The visit enabled their wives to become so familiar with each other that Flora also invited the Bellos to the East on a similar visit. By the end of the visit, Dr. Azikiwe had become so much impressed that at the point of departure he held Ahmadu Bello’s hands and gently told him to “Let us forget our differences”.

    In response to that emotional but infatuating gesture however, Sir Ahmadu Bello said in an equally gentle but emotional baritone voice: “No sir! Rather than forgetting our differences, let us understand them. I am a Muslim from the Northerner and you are a Christian and a South. It is only by recognizing and understanding those differences that our friendliness can truly endure”. There and then, Dr. Azikiwe nodded in agreement with his host’s logic and accepted the fact that one could not forget what is not understood.

    Lesson to learn

    The lesson to learn from this experience is that of mutual understanding without pretentiously sweeping anything under the carpet. That is the principle upon which the marriage of political strange fellows who find themselves in the same political party is often based in Nigeria. It is also the principle upon which the partnership of many Nigerian businessmen and women is based despite their cultural diversity and incompatibility of interests.

    Effect of ignorance

    For thousands of years, peoples of all races and tribes across the world thrived vaingloriously on cultural ignorance attributing their calamities to mysterious forces and blaming such mysteries on what they called witchcraft. Here in Nigeria, millions of children were forced to die in infancy as designed by their own parents out of sheer ignorance while the same parents turned round to blame on what the Yoruba called ‘ABIKU and the Igbo called OGBANJE’ and the Hausa called MUTIETENDA for the mass infanticide. With time, however, education and knowledge of science brought about the invention of various vaccines with which children are now immunized against all diseases thereby acquiring the mechanism for survival. And this has enabled us to know today that the mystery once called ‘ABIKU or OGBANJE’ was a euphemism for ignorance in the days of yore.

    But now that the days of cultural ignorance seem to be over, Nigerians have devised another means of restiveness by shifting to religious ignorance which enables them to replace the infanticide of the yore with modern day genocide in the name of religion. It is however hoped that one day, knowledge will also help us to overcome the spectre of religious ignorance and enable tomorrow’s generations to tell the story of ignorance as we are telling the story of ‘ABIKU or OGBANJE’ today.

    Allah’s design

    If it had pleased the Almighty Allah to make all human beings one single race with one colour, one tongue and one religion, He would have done so without receiving any query from anybody. But as the Omnipresent and Omnipotent, His decision to diversify His creatures cannot be faulted as it is from that diversity that all creatures have consistently derived benefits. In the world today, there are different races and tribes of human beings with different colours, languages and cultures each functioning as predestined and yet they all interact positively with one another to the benefit of all and sundry. This is in accordance with the words of Allah in Chapter 49 verse 13 of the Qur’an thus: “Oh mankind! We have created you from a male and a female and classified you into races and tribes that you may interact with one another (and thereby draw from the advantages therein). Verily, the most honourable of you before Allah is the most pious among you. Allah is All-knowing and He is most acquainted with all things”.

    Parable of an arable land

    What is true of human beings here is equally true of other creatures. For instance we can all see that on a single arable plot of land, a variety of plants may grow to form an orchard but each with different foliages and fruits. Some of those fruits may be sweet, some may be bitter and some may be sour. Some plants may be fruitful and some may be fruitless. On that same plot of land some plants may grow to become trees of gargantuan posture while others may not grow beyond ordinary shrubs and legumes. Yet they are all fed by the same soil, watered by the same rain and photosynthesized by the same sun. Their different foliages, sizes, heights and tastes notwithstanding, they all function effectively and advantageously according to the purpose for which they are created.

    Similitude of ecosystem

    In the ecosystem, no tree in an orchard will ever accuse another of bearing fruits different from its own and no animal will blame another for carrying a different feature or wearing a different colour. Neither will a whale denigrate even a fingerling in the ocean for sharing the same water with it. Ditto the world of birds and that of insects. Even as plants, animals, aquatics, birds or insects they all know that for everything Allah creates there is a purpose which may not be known to them as creatures. It is only among human beings that discrimination and segregation exist based on ignorance.

    In Islam, all revealed religions are believed to be like an embassy established by a nation in another nation to strengthen her relationship with the host country. The Ambassadors appointed to manage such embassy, may be changed from time to time just like the foreign policy which guides those ambassadors. But the embassy remains intact barring any unforeseen circumstances. So is the case with the Prophets of Allah. They might have come at different times, and from different lands and tribes. They might have brought different books and spoken different languages but their mission was one and the same.

    Muslims believe that all the Prophets and Messengers who have come into the world to guide mankind were from one and the same God who created the universe. Thus, Prophets Ibrahim (Abraham), Ismail (Ishmael) Ishaq (Isaac), Musa (Moses), Daud (David), Isa (Jesus) and Muhammad (SAW) as well as others who preceded them or came in-between them brought the same message of monotheism through which mankind was counseled to worship one God and be upright in conduct.

    Apostles of Allah

    As a Muslim, you cannot believe in one of those Apostles and disbelieve in others. Neither can you believe in one of the revealed Books while disbelieving in others. That is why no true adherent of Islam will ever express foul language against the person of Jesus or that of any other Apostle of Allah for that matter. Though the modalities for worshipping may differ from faith to faith and from sanctuary to sanctuary this does not change the course of their faith in only one God. Thus, the rivalry between Muslims and Christians especially in Nigeria over who is spiritually right or wrong is a product of ignorance which opium feasts upon.

    Similarities

    As taught by Christianity and Islam through their respective revealed Books, the areas of life that need the cooperation of their respective adherents are by far more comprehensive than those in which they differ. For instance, both the Bible and the Qur’an counsel humanity to worship one God. They preach good relationship with other fellow human beings in public and in private irrespective of religious lineage. They advocate good care of our parents, our children, the aged ones amongst us and the handicapped. They urge kindness to our wives and leniency with our adversaries. They admonish us against cheating and any form of corruption. They forbid theft, adultery, fornication, homosexuality, lesbianism and above all the killing of fellow human beings extra-judicially for whatever reason. They also warn us against provocation, aggression, exploitation and transgression even as they emphasize the ephemerality of this world and the eventuality of the hereafter. In all these, Muslims and Christians have a common affinity to jointly dwell temporally and spiritually.

    Dissimilarities

    The few areas in which they differ are abstract and quite personal. They are not areas in which human beings are given the power to pass judgment. Only the Almighty God can judge on them. Such are the areas which we believe will pave our ways towards the Paradise. But since paradise is a matter of choice for individuals and groups why are we fighting each other? After all, no one can tell with precision those who will go to Paradise or go to Hell. Such is the prerogative of God which He has not assigned to any human being and which no human being can and should arrogate to himself or herself except one who wants to play God.

    As an adherent of a religion, you can only perceive your God according to your faith and that should not cause any rancour between you and adherents of any other religion. As Nigerians, we dwell in the same country, eat the same foods, drink the same water, wear the same dresses, trade in the same markets and spend the same money. Our children attend the same schools, write the same examinations and obtain the same certificates. We intermarry across tribes and ethnicities as well as religions. All these form a stronger bond that ought to unite us much more than the abstract ones which often threaten to divide us. In a situation where the factors of life that unite us grossly surpass those that divide us will it not be stupid to sacrifice unity and embrace disunity?

    Conclusion

    This is the time for change. We cannot wait any longer. Let the Christians in Nigeria engage in Crusade and the Muslims in Jihad against all vices in the society which their two revealed Books (Bible and Qur’an) abhor. Let all of us jointly work towards upholding the values of life as contained in the Bible and the Qur’an that we may find ourselves in a new world of peace and harmony as from now. It is only by so doing that we can progress rather than retrogress.

  • Dangote: Alas, our deus ex machine!

    Gee, Nigeria may well have happened upon her deus ex machine – the one man who has the solution to all our problems; the superman who is doing all the things our government cannot do.

    How about this checklist: his tomato farm will resolve all of Nigeria’s tomato issues no matter how paste-thick they may be. His rice enterprise is the mother of all ventures that will end the billion dollars quasi-rice import racket from Southeast Asia.

    His brand of cement has not only overtaken Nigeria, it rules Africa. And this one that may well confirm his super-human status: he is building a refinery and petrochemical complex that will not only avail Nigeria all petroleum products, but will supply all of Africa and beyond. You will understand the magnitude of this feat if you remember that for the past 30 years, Nigeria has been spending at least one quarter of her foreign exchange earnings on importing petroleum products.

    Irrational as the idea of exporting crude oil and importing in return, over a dozen finished products is, successive Nigerian governments have done this for over 30 years and they are poised to do it until Dangote’s kingdom comes.

    Of course we speak of Aliko Dangote, the pride of Nigeria and Africa’s richest man. And as if to prove that he is truly the alter-government, he intervened in our affairs recently and bingo, government responded like Pavlov’s dog.

    Dangote, seeing that this government was on the path of a slow, excruciating death by humdrum and inertia, advised it to sell some stakes in two of her best assets – Africa Finance Corporation (AFC) and the Nigeria Liquefied Natural Gas (NLNG).

    The thinking behind what is obviously an ultra-capitalist thesis by Aliko is to generate instant forex cash to shore up the naira and afford us a few more shiploads of junk imports say for another six months or more. But he may have cleverly misted over what happens after six months or one year.

    And we ask: Did he conveniently forget that in one and a half years, this government has not been able to pick up any sticks let alone  laying them straight as far as the economy is concerned? Did he forget that this government still has no clear policy not to mention a guiding plan of action yet? Are we to believe that the great Aliko does not know that all the money in the world would scant help a man who has no roadmap or vision?

    Perhaps he is reading the lips of our Finance Minister Mrs. Kemi Adesina, who caught in the heat of an utterly mesmerising moment, blurted that we (Nigeria) will spend our way out of recession! Apparently mimicking what President Barack Obama told Americans in his country’s period of economic upheaval a few years ago. But you don’t even need much education to know that America and Nigeria are two countries, buffeted by two dissimilar circumstances and having two wildly different economies.

    One simple difference: America is a producer/exporter economy, while Nigeria is an importer/consumer economy. When therefore our Finance Minister tells us we will spend our way out of recession, we suffer mental tremor seeing the vacuity of her statement.

    And when they say Nigeria is broke one just laughs knowing that money is not the issue. A country of about 170 million people with about 30 million tax payers is broke? It is confounding to say that a country that has the capacity to earn N2.2 trillion in one quarter (even in recession) is broke.

    I wager that Nigeria is NOT broke! It is suffering from the twin diseases of lethargy and a lack of vision – two most debilitating ailments. Indeed, scores of opportunities abound within and outside our shores but for lack of drive and a dearth of insight. Investment capital abounds all over the world, but only the smart can see and harness them.

    One good example is advertised recently in national newspapers: a consortium of multinational investors had concluded bid to bring in N68 billion cash investment into Lagos, Nigeria in one single project. But for over one year, this move has been stalled by this same government caught up in the throes of recession.

    As the story goes, over one and a half years ago, a consortium had won a competitive concession bid for the National Theatre fallow land. This is part of Federal Government’s original master plan for converting the areas around the National Theatre, Iganmu into an entertainment city. The proposed project would will include a five-star hotel, water park, shopping complex, cultural arcade, office blocks, power plant, waste disposal facility as well as the rehabilitation of the 40-year-old edifice, which has become the shame of our nation.

    The relevant government ministries and agencies concerned signed off on this project more than six months ago. According to an open letter to the President published in some newspapers this week, the Public-Private Participation agreements have been negotiated by the joint team of the National Theatre management, Ministries of Justice, Finance,  and Information and Culture (mother ministry). While the Ministry of Justice approved the draft agreements, the Infrastructure Concession Regulatory Commission (ICRC), the authority on concession of Federal Government assets, has issued a certificate of compliance.

    With all due diligence done, the project awaits almost indefinitely, the approval of the Federal Executive Council (FEC). One would think that a country in distress requiring jobs and huge foreign capital would grab every opportunity presenting itself and even dig up more. Apart from paying government about N68 billion in cash, an attendant massive construction would bring further investment of over N100 billion. The prospect of thousands of jobs and business opportunities this singular project will unleash on Lagos in a few months is so bright.

    Beyond jobs are the questions of environment, aesthetics and national pride. In August 2013, Chris Wanjala, a Kenyan Professor of Theatre Arts, who was in Lagos during the Festival of Arts and Culture (FESTAC ’77), was in Port Harcourt. Apparently nostalgic about the awesome National Arts Theatre of 1977, he stopped over in Lagos to see that edifice of his awe. As the story went, he wept at the ugly sight that confronted him. He wept for Nigeria, he wept for Africa. He wept at the retardation that has been the lot of the continent in the last four decades as symbolised by the ruins sitting spat in the heart of Africa’s mega city.

    It is not just the Theatre, in fact the country is littered with numerous decaying Federal Government edifices requiring concessioning for immediate, foreign cash; and which can be developed to create wealth and jobs. There is the old Federal Secretariat, Ikoyi, (and numerous other massive such secretariats across the country unutilised and wasting), old Defence House Lagos; Race Course, Lagos; National Stadia in Lagos and Abuja to name only a few.

    That this government would contemplate selling even a share in an already thriving and well-run firm (NLNG) in the face of so many wasting assets only affirms all the things that trouble us.

    Aliko is a great man by any measure, but he is still a MAN. He is not infallible. Let government realise we have an emergency and run; let it think radical reform, let it think local production and let it draw a plan.

  • Proverbs around Patience

    Igboland where proverbs are the palm oil with which words are eaten have an especial proverb. It is a proverb about proverb and so deep is it that it is a double-header or two-pronged if you like. It says, ‘chi jie oka a la n’ ilu’ and the reverse being, ‘chi jie ilu a la n’oka.’

    First, it says, when night has fallen and the day is far spent, elders speak in proverbs of the most arcane and laconic types. The type of proverbs only the truly wise and well bred can decode quickly without encumbering the rich repast of elders’ discourse.

    And the reverse suggests that when the sun has fully settled in the West and the day and its elements are tired and weary, conversations are devoid of proverbs and double-speaks. Matters are dealt with point blank, devoid of ambiguity.

    Import: when the chips are down, call up wise elders.

    But make no mistake, plodding with proverbs and indeed supping with it is not the preserve of balding grey men of the East. It may be said that wherever there are elders, there is bound to be a rich repertoire of proverbs with which they quaff their powwow.

    There is also a particularly intriguing one from the Yoruba of the Southwest: ‘Ibi pelebe la ti n je ole.’ – it also has two legs but we shall come to the second one much later. Just like all African proverbs, this short sentence can be described as the moin-moin chronicle. And by way of back-grounding, moin-moin is bean cake, but we refer here to the traditional one steamed in those broad fresh leaves that give it a special flavour.

    Moin-moin must have its origin from Nigeria, perhaps from Yoruba land where they have created a variant called elemi meje – one imbued with seven spirits. Moin-moin elemi meje is garnished with diced boiled eggs, diced boiled liver, corned beef, etc. It is probably the most sumptuous food of Nigerian origin especially when paired with the corn meal, pap. This for me is far more nourishing and balanced than the much coveted Nigerian jollof rice, which Mark Zukerberg obviously relished when he visited recently.

    Sorry about the long digression and back to our proverb. Ibi pelebe la ti n je ole simply means we eat our moin-moin (aka ole – from its slim corners. In other words, we tackle important issues from the easy parts. For more disambiguation, when you un-wrap your steaming, sweet-flavoured moin-moin, it has a high mounded middle and two flat sides. Instinctively, we almost, always attack it from the slim sides before we broach the high, rich middle where all its rich treasures are stacked.

    Import: no matter how hungry you may be, you eat your moin-moin with some method and order. Or, follow the rules no matter the temptations to act otherwise.

    Now the other leg of this proverb mentioned above is a mischievous twist brought about by some friends who can be said to be Now the other leg of this proverb mentioned above is a mischievous twist brought about by some friends who can be said to be possessed of twisted temperaments.  Here is the trick: ole means moin-moin but the word also means a slothful person when pronounced appropriately. Therefore, ibi pelebe la ti n je ole can easily be twisted to mean that you take out the lazy man from his vulnerable sides… Now don’t laugh, that is the way of proverbs.

    Import: in beating up a man who is already weak and prostrate, nature abhors that you pulverise him and turn him to dust no matter his offence.

    Here is another scenario, a parable told by a city friend. Once upon a time, he said, a man travelled for a fortnight leaving his wife and children behind. He returned one afternoon unannounced and found his wife right in the bosom of another man.

    He was aghast of course and dashed into the kitchen for a weapon fit for the moment. But in one magical second of light, he remembered that he had been ensconced in the lush bosom of another wench. In fact the scents of his wild escapades of that morning still lingered on him. That thought dampened his savage instincts…

    What to do? He hee-ed and hawed until the intruder made good his escape. He would have been no better than a lowly animal if he had passed any cruel judgment on his wife and lover wouldn’t he?

    Import: who is without guilt?

    And this last one; one early morning, as Jesus taught the people, a mob of scribes and Pharisees dragged a woman before him allegedly caught red-handed in the act of adultery. The law of Moses demands that such a woman be stoned.

    But of course his accusers seek to nail him. Jesus continued scribbling without paying them any heed. They keep pestering and he looked up and said to them: “He who is without sin among you, let him throw a stone at her first. He resumed his scribbling and the mob slinked away, everyone of them.

    Import: who is without sin?

    Now a recap and closure: a time comes in the annals of any nation when it must seek out a body of its elders; true clear-headed elder who would deploy proverbs, parables and the wisdom that comes with age in dealing with peculiar turns in the affairs of state. They can see through the hullabaloo and mob excitement and approach our affairs with much circumspection and reflection.

    Boiling it down, the ongoing heckling of Patience Jonathan over her perfidious past will at best yield us only a few million dollars. One dares say that primitive accumulation is the way of almost all our ‘first ladies’ present and past. Not one of them would point a grubby finger at Patience lest the finger withers; hardly any can stand questioning by EFCC.

    It may profit us more to tweak the system to work for all times; to ensure that first ladies at all levels do not abuse their position. This will ultimately serve Nigeria better than the demeaning Patience carnival currently going on. It’s not good for us.

  • The troubles of Bishop Samson

    You are bound to be aghast and offended at the flamboyance and opulent displays of Bishop Tom Samson in the media recently. As his story goes, he is the Founder and General Overseer of Christ Royal Family International Church. It is a ministry he built from nothing to a multi-billion naira ecclesiastical empire.

    And today, Brother Samson lives in obviously obscene opulence: Bentleys, stretched Hummer limousines, a retinue of mobile policemen and a private jet in the offing according to him.

    Any true Christian seeing all these is bound to worry. The scriptures remain constant about worshipping God and mammon. Remember the story of the young rich man who cannot bear to relinquish his wealth and follow Christ and how difficult it would be for the rich to make the Kingdom. And Ezekiel 34 says: “Woe to the Shepherds of Israel who feed themselves!”

    Living in reckless splendour especially in a season of hunger and depression cannot be of God; it depicts a troubled soul.

  • Kiriji and Yoruba antecedents to political restructuring

    Kiriji and Yoruba antecedents to political restructuring

    The spirit of Kiriji summons us to re-membering on this 23rd of September.

    As we remember the civil wars that tore apart the Yorubaland of the 19th century, we must also remember the torn pieces and strive to make them whole again for the realisation of the goal of unity that has been so sadly elusive.

    I concede that this is a tall order in view of the obvious political and ideological challenges. The silver lining on an otherwise cloudy sky of the land of Oduduwa is that religious and spiritual differences have not been allowed to aggravate and complicate political divisions. Therefore, unity for the sake of cultural advancement is not impossible.

    Scholars have sought to understand the causes and consequences of the civil wars that ravaged towns and villages in Yorubaland, sending entire populations into refugee camps and forcing the relocation of a lot more to other places sometimes in unfriendly territories. Whether it was the economic and material greed of the military class or the insatiable appetite for territorial control by the political class, or yet, the external push by forces outside the control of both, seeking the enslavement of able-bodied men and women for the New World plantations, the consequences were far-reaching.

    Oduduwa’s immediate offspring had pushed not only the frontier of the kingdom but also the civilisation that it spawned beyond the confines of the original territories such that we could talk about the establishment of an Oyo empire to the north and west. Sadly, however, the wars not only led to the fall of the empire but also to the balkanization of the original kingdom. Yet more than this material consequences, the psychological and sociological consequences, which many have attributed to the symbolic breaking of the pot of charms by Awole, have been far more devastating.

    The significance of Kiriji is two-fold. On the one hand, it was the spirit of freedom-loving, independence-craving resistance against internal colonialism. It was the spirit of cultural democracy and economic liberty. It was the spirit that took over control when a people have had it and can take it no more. That spirit resides in every human group and in every human being.

    On the other hand, Kiriji and other conflicts before it tragically strained the ties that bound the people to a common progenitor. And if consciousness can be projected on to the abode of the ancestors, there is no doubt that the fratricidal wars violently disturbed the peace of its illustrious occupants.

    There is every good reason then for people to heave a sigh of relief at the signing of the peace treaty on September 23, 1886, even if it was facilitated by an outside power, whose active participation in the trade in humans had been responsible for much of the devastation in the first place. It was also true that the interest of Britain in colonial expansion into the hinterland had been an additional impetus for its intervention. Whatever it’s motivation, the initiative prevented the total collapse of the entire Yoruba civilisation.

    Where are we one hundred and thirty (130) years since that historic treaty? In 2004, Yoruba Foundation under the leadership of Ambassador Olu Otunla proclaimed September 23 as Yoruba Day, no doubt in commemoration of the peace treaty signed on that day but also as a conscious expression of hope and a commitment to work for the unity of the Yoruba nation.

    We deceive ourselves and there is no truth in us if we remotely believed that there is unity among the Yoruba. Perhaps, it couldn’t have been otherwise. The external facilitators of peace took over political power and forced their brand of governance on a diverse population that included the Yoruba. Their brand first dealt a death blow to traditional rule, brought those rulers under its control and pitted them against their subjects. It was the first step in what was to become an effective divide and rule policy. The next step was to drive a wedge between one part of the new nation and the others.

    As far as the Yoruba situation is concerned, the fault lines established by the civil wars had tragically endured and new political relationships followed those lines as evidenced by the party affiliations of major towns during the First Republic. That period saw further entrenchment of the divisions and the emergence of new ones, consequent upon the outbreak of the Action Group crisis.

    Words have the power of life and death, with the ability to fetch soothing kolanut from the pocket or deadly arrow from the quiver. The average Yoruba tongue, like its capable surrogate, the talking drum, is extremely effective in producing an arrow.

    Through demonising, stereotyping, or casting aspersions on other groups, we have managed to keep alive the memories of the 19th century civil wars and the 20th century political divisions and conflicts. In so doing, the cause of unity has been inadvertently hampered. More tragically, we have allowed the proverbial lizard from externalsources to enter through the gaping cracks on the walls of the Yoruba nation.

    The evidence of this anomaly is the innumerable associations that have been established for the promotion of Yoruba culture and civilisation. Naturally, we gladly celebrate our fierce independence and freedom of conscience with the wisdom of the elders: “We cannot all sleep and face one direction”. But if the purpose of sleeping is to get a good night rest, that purpose is defeated if you point your feet in the direction of my nose. In other words, if we share the common purpose of Yoruba unity, it must not be jeopardised by the insistence on the freedom of individuals to hold opinions that are averse to that unity. That “if” is obviously significant and it is also important to agree that unity does not mean uniformity.

    What then are the burning purposes that unite or must unite us? One indispensable link in the chain of Yoruba being and consciousness is culture, including customs, ethos, aesthetics, language and spirituality. Of this, I think it is commonly agreed that language is what makes for Yoruba identity. For this reason, there must be a common interest in the preservation and promotion of Yoruba language.

    In the current dispensation, however, Yoruba language is in danger of extinction. Go to the home of any middle class Yoruba family and you will be shocked. When parents insist on their children speaking English or French and they censure the speaking of Yoruba even inside the family home, then we have a serious problem on our hands.

    There is a need for our political leaders, whatever their party affiliations, to see the threat for what it is and engage their fertile minds in the search for appropriate response to this challenge. The need for a purposive unity based on the threat to our linguistic and cultural identity thus recommends a political unity of purpose that does not infringe on the freedom of conscience of each person. By the same token, what recommends the unity of purpose for our political leaders also recommends a unity of purpose across the various organisations and groups.

    Finally, since it is the biggest masquerade that is accorded the honour of being the last to exit Igbale, our royal fathers must understand that the reason of their being is the culture of which they are the custodians. The erosion of that culture from whatever source should be of utmost concern to them. If they agree on this principle, there is good reason for them to jettison all personal animosities and work together for the survival and prospering of the culture.

    From the Yoruba experience discussed above, it should not come as a surprise to other nationalities why the Yoruba have been in the vanguard of the struggle for political restructuring in Nigeria. If they fought against internal colonialism and tyranny within their primordial group with a common identity, they will struggle with all in their control for cultural democracy and true federalism within the larger Nigerian society. The lesson to learn from the Yoruba antecedents is that freedom ultimately prevails.

  • Damnedest job in the world

    Being a spokesperson must be the toughest job in the world. And of course, the higher the sphere of influence of your principal, the bigger your headache; or put more succinctly, you are as good as the quality of boss you have.

    If you are blessed with a savvy leader who thinks on the go; whose every utterance is a resounding sound bite and who can strip complexities naked and dissect their tricky innards; well providence has landed you on the waterbed of life.

    But woe betide you if you have to mind a clueless head or a fuddy-duddy who needs three executive briefings to come to terms with basic fiscal initiatives; or who has his  mindset cast in bronze three decades back about how modern life is lived. Worst still, if your boss cannot rise at 5 am three or four times a week to jog six kilometers; if he cannot surf the net all by himself for critical information first thing in the morning; if he is not shooting you emails several times a day and if you and the rest of the members of his ‘kitchen cabinet’ are not communicating real-time on two or three exclusive social media groups, then you have got a most depressing job, to say it nicely.

    This piece is a fallout from a few crucial events of the past couple of weeks. My good friends and highly respected professional colleagues now operating from the pristine precincts of the presidency literally let out subdued yelps recently. It is the kind of sniffling only those who feel it would know.

    Mr. Femi Adesina is Special Adviser on Media and Publicity to President Muhammadu Buhari and his side-kick, Malam Garba Shehu is Senior Special Assistant in the same office. Anyone who knows a little about the print media in Nigeria would know that the duo are among the very best of their age. As if to prove the point, they were both past presidents of the Nigerian Guild of Editors thus beyond professional excellence, they are leaders in their own rights and men of character and integrity.

    But their tasks at the moment are so tough that half a dozen of their ilk would find it daunting. And the harder they try at their job, the more flak are drawn by their principal, it seems. Femi and Shehu wound up recently and let out some of the best pieces I have seen under their names – but no dice; the articles didn’t cut any ice.

    Shehu intervened first with a long piece: “What is President Buhari doing with the economy?” while Femi appeared a few days later with, “After ye have suffered a while.” In ordinary times, these articles would win awards. While Shehu tried to throw light on the economy, Femi’s is a pot-pourri of sweet writing that could have been a most sumptuous serving of edikan-ikong if it were indeed soup.

    But many who read these articles only responded with even more sniggers and scoffing. Why? Let’s proffer three quick reasons cynicism covers the land like incubus and every official explanation only rankles the more. First, everybody in the land (apart from spokespersons and die-hard officials) seems to be agreed on one point: things have turned from bad to worse. But more agonizing, the PMB administration does not seem to answer the basic question from the populace which is: where are we headed? Instead we seem to get a lot more detailed explanations about all the things the last government did wrong. Of course we knew all the things that were wrong with the Goodluck Jonathan administration which is why we vote it out.

    For instance, oil prices began to crash way back in November 2014 and by May 29, 2015, nearly every Nigerian knew we had to act fast or sink into a pit of mess. Nigerians thus expected smart answers and timelines not excuses and sobs. One simple case will suffice here: by the time the APC government took over, Nigeria’s earning from crude oil had halved and the cost of importing petroleum products would gulp almost half of the current earnings leaving government with barely enough for wage bills.

    This was the harsh fact as at May 29, 2015. What was the urgent response of the new administration to this emergency situation upon resumption? Nothing. What is the response even today, 16 months after? Nothing, one dares say. But the most commonsensical response would have been to say, “hey, we can no longer afford to spend our meager forex importing petroleum products; we must refine here or die.”

    With a presidential resolve like this, the next step would be to set up a panel to advise the president and indeed lead the charge on how to refine 50 to 70 percent of our petroleum products needs in 6 to 24 months. Today, if Femi and Shehu were telling us that three co-locative refineries being built on PPP basis by a Chinese consortium is 70% completed, we would be applauding.

    If they regaled us with the details of the deal, the construction efforts and how we shall cut products imports by 60%, that would be sweet music to our ears. But all we are told is to believe and wait. But they do not give us reasons to believe.

    The second reason why everyone seems to be wailing (apologies to Femi) inconsolably now including the erstwhile choir of hailers is because there is truly reason to wail. If a man is hungry, he is hungry. If a man has lost a job that keeps his family, he has lost it and he had better wailed for help while he still had strength. No amount of sweet writing will assuage this manner of pain.

    Again, love them or hate them, men like Chukwuma Soludo, Lamido Sanusi, Olubunmi Okojie, Hassan Kukah, name them; must know a thing or two about Nigeria. We will dismiss their counsel at our peril.

    And lastly, for Femi and Shehu, they have their job to do irrespective of who the boss is. One had walked this slippery path and understands their pains. But without seeking to lecture, it is often mighty helpful in this job to win your constituency first. That is crucial because it is the media that purveys pains and wailings. While they may not entirely muffle people’s cries, they can at least moderate it to less deafening decibels.

    To make this tough job easier, you must constantly reach out to your colleagues; create opportunities to brief them, brainstorm with them, fete them … formally and informally. How come all the hailers have vanished? How come there is hardly any moderating voice among senior colleagues? The truth is that it’s a closed door and we don’t know what’s going on.

  • A festival in despair

    Preamble

    This article was meant for publication in this column last Friday. It was meant to prepare the minds of Nigerian Muslims for last Monday’s Eid-il-Adha. But due to problem of contact especially since yours sincerely was not in Nigeria, it could not be published as scheduled. However, because of its relevance, I decided to publish today for the benefit of readers. Here it goes:

    Monday, September 12, Muslims all over the world celebrated ‘IdulAdha subsequent to Arafah day which will come up on Sunday, September 11. But unlike their brothers and sisters in other parts of the world, overwhelming majority of Nigerian Muslims will celebrate that festival without any festivity. At the instance of injustice based on avarice and unbridled aggrandisement on the past the past rulers, the ingredients of festivityhad been banished in this country. Thus, many worshippers will spend the festival season in hunger and nostalgia for the good old days.

    This iron period in which the present government is forced to repeatedly promise emancipation of the masses from the scourge of hunger is an indicator of a tough time ahead that must train the citizenry to become tough in their determination to survive in order to be able to keep going while the going gets tougher.

    Egypt for Instance

    Egypt has never been a member of the Organisation of Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC). She was not an oil producing country until recently. The main stay of her economy was agriculture which was well facilitated by her River Nile endowment.

    This North African Arab country was in economic mess in the late 1960s and early 1970s. Her war with Israel had reduced her to a virtual beggar nation. Not only did her macro economy plummet, her micro economy also dwindled to the lowest ebb. No job for the rising army of highly skillful people and no income for the majority of the citizenry. Thus, the country looked like a famine-stricken one as most vehicles on Cairo and Alexandra roads were terribly rickety.

    It took an ingenuous management by President Gamal Abdul Nasir and that of his successor, President Anwar Sadat, to device a means of bailing out the country from what could have amounted to self-genocide. With the meagre amount of money accruing to that country from agriculture and manpower export at that time, the government was able to set up a food distribution centre in each ward where every family in the ward was registered.

    All varieties of foods, including meat, milk and eggs, were supplied to each family every week. And no family got less than what could suffice for one full week. The cost of those highly subsidised food were deducted from the salaries of those working while others were supplied free foods for survival. And to ensure that only the citizens benefited from the wonderful largess, the use of national identity card to qualify for supply was made compulsory.

    Security and patriotism

    This welfare business strategy did not only create a high sense of security in the citizenry, it also spurred them to become die-hard patriots. With that strategy, Egypt was able to weather the economic storm of that time even as the war with Israel continued.

    What could have been a major problem for the ordinary Egyptians at that time was the education of their children. But President’s Nasir’s government had taken proper care of that since inception. A fundamental policy of the Egyptian government introduced by President Nasir was free education at all levels. That policy which Chief Obafemi Awolowo copied for primary education in western Nigeria had put Egypt far ahead of all African and Arab countries. The policy became profitable for Egyptian government when the going became tough.

    The country began to supply all other Arab countries their needed man power such as teachers, doctors, accountants, pharmacists, engineers, nurses, and administrators, agriculturists, journalists, name it. Those experts were officially deployed to those other Arab countries on three years renewable contracts. And each deployed expert was made to remit about 35 per cent of his/her income to the government of Egypt monthly. Such remittances were not difficult to make since those expert were well paid. The remittances were made directly by the employers who deducted the agreed amount from the salaries of their employees based on official agreements. Thus, in those days, manpower generated from planned education was more profitable than today’s oil wells as diaspora became Egypt’s major source of income. Yet, countries like Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Bahrain, Qatar, Oman, United Arab Emirates, Libya and others that benefited from the programme found the arrangements convenient because they did not need to employ interpreters separately as would have been the case if they had employed Americans or Europeans for the same purpose. As their language and culture were almost the same.

    Social welfare

    With the provision of social welfare for the people, Egyptian government of the 1970s, led by President Anwar Sadat, was able to solve the problem of the three necessities of life: food, shelter and clothing. Not only that, the government was also very much aware that an idle hand was the devil’s workshop. It therefore provided soft loans for many university graduates to embark on small scale businesses that could boost the nation’s economy at the micro level.

    With this, it became possible for most of those fresh graduates to be self-employed while aiming high to mount the economic ladder of life to the very top. Today, some of those businesses have grown into gigantic industries exporting their products to many countries, including Nigeria.

    If Egypt is not one of Africa’s poor countries today, it is because her government managed that nation’s economy to the benefit of her ordinary citizens, despite several decades of war with Israel. Compared to the industrialised nations, Egypt may not be called a rich country now, but her preparation for the future seems to be assuring her of a frontline economic position soon. Her unsurpassable investment in manpower through education is a confirmation of that.

    Industrialisation

    What obtains in Egypt equally obtains in most other Arab countries, especially those of the gulf region. For instance, Saudi Arabia has always known that oil would not flow forever in her wells. Thus as far back as the late 4970s, that country had diversified her economy by establishing two industrial cities of Yambu’ and Jubail, a project which the United states described as the most ambitious ever in the industrial history of mankind.

    Much more have since been put in place for the benefit of the future generations. And, travellers who have visited countries like Kuwait, Qatar, Bahrain, United Arab Emirates, Oman, Libya, Yunisia, Morroco, and Algeria will confirm that the future of global wealth will definitely be in the Middle East courtesy of the above mentioned countries. But the greatest assets of those countries are manpower which their free education programme is providing from primary schools through the Universities with impeccable foresight.

    The example of Japan

    Despite her limited natural resources, Japan has shown that no material wealth can equal education. And, the Arabs had learnt that lesson after centuries of derivation from what used to be the greatest Islamic heritage bequeathed to mankind.

    With the recent bulk-passing between the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) and the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) on remittance of the crude oil money and the ceaseless rampancy of oil theft at the highest government level can Nigeria ever learn any lesson from the above narration? Economic growth is neither by dreaming nor by empty promises as did by the immediate past bovernment.

    Nostalgia

    Generally, there is nostalgia in Nigeria today, not only for the days of oil boom when life was relatively comfortable for all and sundry but also for the era of abundant farm crops when the thought of feeding was taken for granted by most citizens. Nigerian Muslims and non-Muslims alike are today yearning for the return of those days when wives could confidently ask their husbands for festival gifts and children could demand for new dresses, shoes and wrist watches from their parents. Those were the days when festival seasons were really festive and the graph of marriage carried some indices of value. Those were the days of friendliness among neighbours, good wishes among colleagues, mutual confidence among spouses as well as general peace and tranquility in the society.

    Now, those days seem to have gone forever. Today, we have found ourselves in a situation against which we had long been warned in a couplet rendered by an Arab poet quoting two disciples of Prophet Muhammad (SAW) i. e. Ubayyi bn Ka’b and Abdullah bn Mas’ud. The couplet goes thus:

    “This is the period against which we had been warned in the admonitions of Ubayyi bn Ka’b and Abdullah bn Mas’ud; A period in which truth would be rejected in its totality while falsehood, corruption and betrayal of trust would be held aloft; should this period further linger with its woes and tribulations, the world, might soon assume a situation where no one will rejoice over the birth of a new baby or grieve over the demise of a dear relative”.

    Observation

    What can we say of a man who fixes his eyes on the sun but does not see it? Instead, he sees a chorus of flaming seraphim announcing a paroxysm of despair. That is the parable of the country called Nigeria. Like the Israelis of Moses’ time, Nigerians have become gypsies wandering aimlessly and wallowing in abject poverty in the midst of abundance. What else do we expect from Allah beyond the invaluable bounties with which He has blessed us?

    Nigeria is not lacking in forest and arable savannah. She is rich in seasons, vegetations, rivers and mountains all of which are great resources for people who are seeking reasonable comfort and are not self-deceptive. What she had consistently lacked was a responsible and patriotic government that could sincerely highlight its priorities according to the yearnings of the ordinary people. That food is becoming a threat to Nigerians today is an irony emanating from selfishness, naivety and massive corruption of our past governments enspecially from 1999 when the current democracy commenced to 2015 when a change of gear became compelling.

    Cost of governance

    In Nigeria today, the cost of running the government alone is enough to render the country bankrupt. The retinue of ministers and a galaxy of Presidential Advisers are major causes of poverty in the country. Even America with her huge economic resources, large population and financial muscle does not have more than ten ministers? Why must we retain an obnoxious immunity clause in our constitution which facilitates monumental corruption for the serving Governors who are hypocritically chased around but never caught for trial on the allegation of embezzlement after they might have left office?

    Besides, what informs the idea of the so-called constituency allowances for legislators, which run into billions of naira without anything to show for it at a time when innocent women and children are crying for food? No one would have thought in 1999 that artificial hunger could be added to the abysmal level of poverty in Nigeria despite the increasing rise in price of oil in the international market. The ubiquity of beggars and lunatics in our cities and towns is a confirmation of this assertion.

    Until now, governance in Nigeria had ‘become an artful trick adopted by a cabal to bamboozle the populace into blind submission. The propaganda in the 1980s was almost hypnotizing: ‘food and shelter for all in year 2000!’ That slogan was changed in the 1990s to: ‘Vision 2010!’ And when year 2010 was approaching, the slogan again changed to: ‘Vision 2020!’

    Self-deception

    Even as recently as 2014, without roads, without electricity, without functional rail transportation system for the masses, without jobs for majority of the able-bodied citizens and even without food on our tables, we were still being cajoled into believing in the illusion that Nigeria, a country without coins, would become one of the 20 biggest economies in the world in year 2020. Isn’t that a deliberate and callous deception? No country in history has ever been known to have achieved economic vibrancy by magic wand. Nigeria cannot be an exception.

    An FAO report in 2008 revealed that about 300 Nigerians were dying of hunger daily in their own country. Only God knows what that figure might have become now. Given its seeming seriousness and sincerity of purpose, the current total cooperation of the people to enable it rebuild this country once and for all. A fire brigade approach to food crisis in a country like Nigeria is a shameful reaction to an avoidable melancholy.

    Irony of life

    It is ironic that people who live by the river bank can’t get water to drink when those living in the desert can find a reliable oasis to combat any drought. Given all the resources with which we are endowed, Nigerians should have no business with material poverty let alone food crisis.

    Capitalism, which was once an economic ideology propelling mercantilism, has moved a step ahead, especially in Nigeria where official theft has become a profession. Capitalism is now a religion through which its adherents worship money. To such adherents, accountability is a mere riddle which only the poor may wish to unravel.

    It is only in the interest of those in government, especially those in the executive and legislative arms who are most active in sharing public funds, to let the national wealth spread across board legitimately if only to avoid the current Nigerian elite situation where every house has become a prison in which the occupants are voluntarily jailed. To ignore the rule of law and shun justice in a land blessed with milk and honey is to cultivate trouble with insecurity in all its ramifications.

    Conclusion

    Nigeria needs to learn a lesson from the Egyptian example and find a solution to her overwhelming problem as did the Egyptians at their time of difficulty. Problems are meant to be solved. And there is no problem without solution. But people who always want to eat their cakes and still have them can never overcome their problem. Defending corruption in the guise of ethnicity or religion cannot see Nigeria through the Cape of Good Hope. Let the thieves of this country return the loot and face the consequences of their evil acts. The alternative if for Nigeria to remain as it is forever.

  • Why PMB must visit Abuja stadium

    On Tuesday September 6, 2016, New Telegraph carried a two-page feature on the $300 million Abuja National Stadium wasting away. On the 10th, The Nation also ran a two page report on Lagos National Stadium, as a monument of decay. The pictures accompanying the stories would make any patriot cry.

    The degeneracy at the Lagos monument has been on for about 15 years. If only the president would take an unscheduled visit to one of these stadia; he is sure to weep. And we ask: If the federal government cannot manage facilities as simple as stadia then we are truly in trouble.

    Why don’t we have any shame? Why can’t we get even the most elementary things done? This night, without waiting till tomorrow, the president can simply order that these facilities be sold off, concessioned or be managed by a task force that renders an annual account to the presidency. This presidential order will not cost money!!!

  • Marketing change

    Marketing change

    Sixteen months after the change train left the aversion station, there is little doubt that there is palpable disenchantment pervading the socio-political and economic atmosphere. There are complaints of hunger and starvation. Inflation is sky high. Jobs are being lost daily but new ones are as scarce as the proverbial coins on the masked face of masquerades. In the circumstance, it is difficult to fault the despairing spirit of citizens who voted for change.

    President Buhari seems to understand the challenge that his administration faces: focusing on the task of economic revival, placating innocent victims of economic malaise, and encouraging them to bear the pain a little longer. At every opportunity since he took over the reins of power last year, he has assured Nigerians that he too feels their pain. The gesture is needed and appreciated but even he knows that it is not sufficient for the desperation that afflicts the people.

    The new campaign recently launched by the President may have been inspired by the obvious need to carry the people along. If “Change begins with me” catches on and it succeeds in having citizens internalize the idea that everyone is a change agent, it might as well be the prescription that has always been missing in our national therapy.

    But we have been there before, haven’t we? From ethical revolution of the late 70s, to the War Against Indiscipline (WAI) of the early 80s, to the Mass Mobilization for Social and Economic Reform (MAMSER) of the late 80s, and the War Against Indiscipline and Corruption (WAI-C) of the mid to the late 90s, Nigerians have been preached to ad nauseam. That we still remain the same or indeed, have become worse, appears to be a strong sign of either the incorrigibility of Nigerians or the ineffectiveness of the sermons. There are good reasons to believe that it could be a combination of both.

    Nigerians behave as if they are generally immune to correction. Whether it is in the matter of reckless driving or in jumping queue for lack of patience, or in the indiscipline of lateness to work and its attendant low productivity, there has been no discernible changes in our social and economic attitudes in the last 56 years. Indeed, there appears to be a deterioration instead of improvement.

    A state governor recently saw first-hand the incurability of our lackadaisical attitude to work when he confronted civil servants whose first order of early morning business in office was to pay obeisance to the stomach god with a bowl of amala and gbegiri. Recall that this attitude was one of the targets of the disciplinary efforts of military governors between 1974 and 1979. Three decades later, we are still learning. And tragically, we’ve evolved into more sinister pastimes including kidnapping, armed robbery, cultism, and political assassination.

    That the various campaigns have not been effective is undeniable. But beside the apparent incorrigibility of many Nigerians, it is also true that the leadership at the helm of those campaigns have led less by example than by precept. By leadership, I mean, not just the military president or governors or the civilian president and the cabinet, but all those in positions of authority who are seen by citizens as role models.

    It was not unusual for those in such positions during the military era to see themselves as above board and to exempt themselves from the rules that they laid down for citizens to follow. But Nigerians are not dummies. They quickly found ways of adjusting and acting without being caught. Whereas if they knew that leaders followed their own rules, they too were willing, even if reluctantly, to toe the line.

    For this new campaign to succeed, then, its architects have to learn from the failures of past efforts. The new campaign is for change, in line with the change agenda of the administration. But the change agenda is comprehensive, with emphasis, for citizens and leaders, on attitudinal changes; for leaders on commitment, positively, to efficient delivery of services, and, negatively, the avoidance of corruption and injustice.

    The campaign enjoins that the positive change in attitude must begin with every individual citizen.

    In fairness to the president and his team, I think that the idea of a campaign of this nature is excellent. It is anchored on the challenge of getting individuals to have a good attitude towards the common good of all without needlessly jeopardizing the good of the self. It is of course true that leaders must lead for followers to follow. But the role that a citizen has to play cannot be delegated to the leader and vice versa.

    It is also true that an important piece in the big puzzle is the overarching national goal that both leaders and followers subscribe to as worthy of their sacrifice. There is no need for the Buhari administration to reinvent this wheel because it is clearly identified in the constitutional statement of the Fundamental Objectives and Directive Principles of State Policy in Chapter 2 of the constitution. The entire chapter with its twelve clauses encapsulates the Nigeria of the founders’ and constitutional framers’ dreams.

    Unfortunately, in the 37 years since the words were first accepted as our national ethos in 1979, we have not moved an inch closer to the implementation of even its most achievable objectives. The unity that is predicated on everyone sharing a sense of belonging anywhere is still very much out of reach of sections of the country. While the southwest has become a common home to many citizens from different parts of the country, the same cannot be said of some other parts. It is the responsibility of leaders to lead in the effort of national integration. But it cannot be accomplished by mere exhortation. Determined effort by way of example is essential.

    Political violence is condemnable and must never be condoned under any circumstance. As a democracy that has come to stay, we know that the maximum an administration has is four years at the end of which it is returned or rejected. Therefore, a non-performing government can and should be tolerated or impeached. Violence is not part of the equation and cannot be a good substitute for valid elections. This needs emphasis because if violent pays at one time, it can equally pay at another time. What goes around comes around. No one has the monopoly of violent uprising against a government that is legitimately elected.

    Exemplary leadership and committed followership are the key to the success of the new campaign. But it must start with leadership example. And every level of governance, across every zone, must buy into the change mantra and become its most eloquent exemplar. While it is a most difficult scenario to imagine—that leaders in Nigeria can, in deed, commit to disciplined practice of virtue, it is not impossible. How I wish for a pleasant surprise. For simply put, hypocrisy defines its absence. But if exemplary leadership is effectively realized, I am most certain that followers will have no choice but to gladly fall in line.

    Finally, then, let leaders lead and followers will follow. From the President to the  Ministers, from the members of National Assembly to State Legislators, from Governors to Local Government Chairmen, from First Class Obas, Sultans, and Emirs to Chiefs of all ranks and classes, from Permanent Secretaries to Administrative Officers, from the Security Chiefs to Military Commanders, from the Inspector General of Police, to Commissioners of Police and officers, from the Chief Justice to Magistrates, from Vice Chancellors and Provosts to Lecturers and Graduate Assistants, from Chief Imams, General Overseers, Prelates, and Archbishops to Pastors and Evangelists, there is a clarion call to leadership initiative and action.

    President Buhari has called on everyone with an urgent invitation to get on board the change train. If the campaign for discipline and respect for national values enshrined in our constitution is to be successful, it must start with everyone. And when we assume its leadership, we can expect those looking up to us to follow suit. Change is as simple as having disciplined leaders lead from the front.

  • Fuel subsidy: How to kill a columnist

    This article was first published in this column on January 6, 2012. With a new government in the saddle, we have continued to make the same poor choices, especially in our oil and gas sector. If over half of our foreign exchange earnings are spent importing petroleum products and we can’t earn such quantum of forex anymore, it is commonsensical to expedite action towards eliminating such economic carnage. How can a man haemorrhaging profusely and non-stop expect to stay alive?

    This government told us many months ago it would co-locate small, new refineries around the old tired ones. These are projects that require lightning-speed; what Nigerians want to hear most now is that these refineries would be ready in six to 10 months’ time. That petrol imports would be cut by half on so and so date.

    These are the kind of responses we want from this government. Not whether it feels our pain. In any case, we want government to ameliorate our pains not empathise with us. Doing the right things, pursuing the right visions will give us great comfort. We do not think that government is making the right moves not to talk of getting the required results…

    That is why today, we are writing the same things we wrote two governments ago; we are shedding the same tears we shed last year. Below is a sample:

    It is so very simple to kill a columnist without as much as lifting a finger: just bedevil him with dishonest and greedy leaders and watch him write himself to his merry end. Depending on your turn of mind, you can actually choose your manner and method of dispatching your miserable muse. If you want to put down the irritant quick and sure, blight him with a mob of tricksters, gamblers and knaves; let them parade the land dressed in the garb of leadership, let them occupy all the seats of authority in the land and watch the writer go down and out as if zapped with laser rays.

    On the other hand, if you are possessed of a sinister turn of mind you could choose to stalk him slowly, roil him; make him write the same things over and over again until he grows completely grey in the head (and anywhere else). In no time, he is sure to grow grey in the mind too and surely, turn the bend. The trick is to dissemble or play ‘craze’ if you like. Become anti-rational; repudiate and basics, head for Sokoto when your destination is Okrika; unleash whirlwinds when people are looking out for a breath of fresh air. To illustrate my point, I had used the exact title as above once before about eight years ago during the reign of king Olusegun Obasanjo. As an editor and columnist, I was caught in the bind of commenting upon the same things over and over. I was foolishly thwacking my head against the obdurate walls of an irreclaimable potentate. Looking back after his eight years of disastrous rule, I found that I had written more than 300 articles which I have recently collected into a manuscript titled, “A Drum for the Deaf.”

    Talking about fresh breath and whirlwind, which columnist can survive writing about the prospect of a gust of new breeze only last June only to be confronted with a maelstrom six months down the line? How could a columnist keep his head if he has been beating it against one huge wall of illogic for 27 years? Consider this trend: in 1985 when our refineries had started failing while our petroleum products consumption was rising, Gen. Ibrahim Babangida, the maximum ruler at the time, went for the easy way out, he started the fuel importation binge. When our income could not sustain our import any longer, he introduced something he termed “appropriate pricing” for petrol, “deregulation” and all that. He did not think of a plan to expand our refining capacity or develop our rich petrochemical potentials. He just increased pump prices outrageously. Nigerians protested and a slight adjustment was made and that ended it all.

    It was the same with Ernest Shonekan after Babangida, the same with Sani Abacha, Abdulsalami Abubakar and Obasanjo and now President Goodluck Jonathan. Over a period of three decades, our leaders mastered the wicked art of ripping off the country through massive importation of petroleum products. We have always known that the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) is a horrific house of corruption that knows not how to do anything else, yet we just live with it. How could a class of people that has embarked on a fraudulent importing binge for three decades and that neglected to develop a sector that remains its milk cow turn around to insist that a dubious, self-imposed subsidy must be removed? And come to think of it, who asked for this so-called subsidy. This thing called subsidy is only the result of corruption, inefficiency and lack of vision coming home to roost. If we had local refineries running (no matter the ownership) would we not simply pay the price emanating from such refineries?

    How could a man who told us he had no shoes; who knows a thing or two about privation and penury now have the capacity of inflicting poverty on a populace without flinching. Now that he has shoes, the very best of shoes money can buy, has he learnt that shoes are not mere adornments of the feet but instrument of intimidation and oppression? How could a bedraggled citizenry, most of who live by the day, survive under a regime of wild and sudden increase in petrol price? The so-called subsidy (by default) happens to be the only benefit the citizenry could claim to enjoy. He doesn’t have roads, no water, no kerosene, no power, no food, lacks quality education or health care… nothing.

    This columnist has grown grey making this same point. This point has been made to President Jonathan by nearly all well-meaning Nigerians high and low. This point is very simple for even a kindergarten pupil to understand. But six successive heads of state of Nigeria failed to see this basic point. However, it is only Jonathan who has chosen to ride the tiger; to swim the swift currents of the people’s anger. What is the hurry, under which appropriation law is he acting when the one under which he proposed to cut fuel subsidy is still in the National Assembly to be effective in April? Why are already ‘subsidised’ products being sold at deregulated rates? Again, people ask, why this time that the country seems besieged and the citizenry are on tenterhooks, disappointed and forlorn.

    Meanwhile, yours truly is sick of making the same argument for 27 years. I sincerely hope that this is the last time.