Category: Steve Osuji

  • Kalu’s Njiko and a  tear for Ndigbo

    Kalu’s Njiko and a tear for Ndigbo

    You probably know the scientific fact that the sun rises from the east but I tell you today that that assertion may no longer hold true. Not for the Southeast region of Nigeria at least, indeed the sun seems to have left that part of the world entirely. The celestial element probably finds no pleasure in blazing upon a land and a people remorselessly in retreat. Today, the entire Igbo miasma would make any keen observer drop an unconscious tear. You know there are no flowers where the sun does not shine, where there is no vegetation there is denudation of monumental proportions, a phenomenon we glibly call gully erosion. And laugh if you will, but it has been said that any land that cannot harbor the white man in this age is doomed. You will hardly find a white man in Igboland today. Yes, perhaps mixed mulatto or earth-brown white, and even fugitive white man on mercenary duty, but hardly any real white man on legitimate assignment. Such is the state of the vast oriental land east of the great Niger River.

    You will shed a tear for Ndigbo if you understand the historical odyssey of this people; how they got trapped in the proverbial Nigerian rain and how they are still under the torrential downpour drenched, cold and shivering. I got another tear-evoking glimpse of it when I read an interview granted by Chief Segun Odegbami to Sunday Punch (May 5, 2013 page 76). The great national team footballer of yore who could have been something of a Cristiano Ronaldo were he playing today had this to say when asked how the Nigerian civil war affected him: “Like I said, we were reduced to just 17 pupils in my school (as a result of the pogrom and ensuing war, only 17 students were left of the entire St. Mulumba College, Jos populated largely by Igbo students). And as a young boy, I experienced the pogrom; the killing of civilians. I was walking to school one day and the people I knew, young boys and girls, were running away from the people who were trying to lynch them. For the first time in my life, I saw a dead body. I saw people throwing stones and actually killing people. I saw it, I experienced it. It was horrible and the pictures are still etched in my mind up till now, even though I didn’t quite know what was going on as a young boy…

    “But I trekked three kilometers to my school and I saw all the way from my house to the school, killings along the way… I saw it all and it was horrible. For me, we don’t want such things to happen again. In that regard, the pogrom affected me, the war affected me and many of my friends were killed, so many of them fought in the war but I did not experience the war myself. But it left a permanent scar. It’s something I dread; it brings back those ugly pictures and I pray that our country does not degenerate to that level again.”

    If the searing of Odegbami’s innocent, little mind does not break your heart, how does it make you feel that those people who were hunted down like wild hogs and mauled to death on the streets of Nigeria never learnt any lesson from their sad history? You are bound to worry if you conjecture that these fellows are still being literally chased down and targeted at every opportunity. And if perchance, an implosion results, they are likely to face the same fate as in the 60s because they have remained out there in the same vengeful rain. Since after the Biafran war, Ndigbo have not managed to come together as a people; not under one voice and not under one platform. The so-called Ohaneze Ndigbo has long become Ohaneze ndi oshi na ama. In the last 14 years, the body has been turned to an ugly bird of prey that feeds on the entrails of Ndigbo. The recent election by some mealy-mouthed young turks simply rededicated the already prostrate body to Aso Rock for the purpose of 2015. The prize is a putrid pot of porridge.

    Would you not feel sorry when Igbo statesmen hold landmark birthdays in Abuja, Lagos, London and anywhere else but their homesteads in Igboland? Many now conduct traditional marriages in the cities because they dare not return home. Home has been abused and desecrated; home has become a place of anguish for the Igbo. Your heart is bound to sink when you see some popinjays posing as monarchs of Igboland visiting Aso Rock on your behalf; people who are largely impostors with made-in-China totems and imaginary kingdoms, they are the veritable face of the unchallenged ruse and refuse that has become Igboland. You are bound to cry when you see Igbo’s biggest politicians celebrating worthless board appointments and ambassadorial postings. One becomes weary when Igbo stakes in the polity are tied to unfulfilled and unfulfillable promises like a Second Niger Bridge, dredging of the River Niger, inland port and the dualisation Onitsha-Owerri-Aba roads, among others.

    Finally, you will sob, knowing that the caterpillar defoliating our tree lives in the tree. When you see mushroom groups such as Njiko Igbo, C- 21, Aka Ikenga, Igbo Kwenu, etc, spring up purportedly on behalf of Ndigbo but otu awughi n’eshi. They are all masquerades dancing for the coins, for survival. Consider Njiko Igbo for instance, founded (though being disputed) by Chief Orji Uzor Kalu, former governor of Abia State. It is only in Igboland that leaders hold series of very high positions yet do not grow to prominence or to be statesmen. The last we heard was that Chief Kalu, the new-day champion of Igbo cause took our matter to the British House of Commons (BHC). What a calamity! What a scandalous calamity.

    If only Kalu consulted, he would have been tutored that it was the same British colonialists who wilfully impaled Ndigbo by crafting their current status in Nigeria’s political equation. How they would laugh him to scorn for his astounding ignorance of Nigeria’s recent history and how they would enjoy the comic relieve! What could the BHC possibly do anyway? Can’t Kalu see that the solution to Igbo problem is hidden somewhere here at home among Igbo leaders, elite and people? Should we overlook his past political philandering and missed opportunities, is he capable of leading change? Only if he would allow some light to filter in. But first, where is the new moon, the very symbol of a rebirth? Has he swum the stream of no return that imbues one with the spirit of self-immolation or has he carried the sacred sacrifice of the people to the cross roads to offer up his self?

    As it stands we all can see through Kalu’s veil of hidden motives in Njiko. On the other hand, this assignment requires self cleansing, Spartan discipline and dogged enlistment of other Igbo leaders; it must be a concert of all stakeholders tediously meshed by a visionary, tenacious (and for the umpteenth time,) selfless leader. And where is the philosophical underpinning, the institutional backbone and the administrative platform? The very pillars that will stand when human energy wanes and our frailties bob up to subvert the grand idea.

    Make no mistake about it; to lead a people out of their peripatetic history into a glorious new dawn is not a champagne party. It is often a life-time endeavor needing extreme sacrifice. The reward of course is to own a chunk of history. Does Kalu have such wisdom, grit, rigor, stamina and temperament to change the course of Igbo history? I think not but will be glad to be proved wrong.

  • G’bye Sir Alex, the man who made chewing gum cool

    G’bye Sir Alex, the man who made chewing gum cool

    I grew up with the notion that the chewing of gum was such an irresponsible act. In fact my Mama and some of my early school teachers were sure it was the pastime of scarlet ladies and motor-park boys. So it was an abomination both at school and at home (Aside: it is also outlawed in my house today). But Sir Alex Ferguson, the wizard of Old Trafford proved my Mama and teachers wrong on this matter of chewing gum. Ferguson (you must know him of course unless you are one of those who think football is the grand folly of 22 grown men chasing one round leather object all over the field for 90 minutes in which case you should not read this piece), probably the most loved man on earth today after Mandela of course, reigned at the Manchester United Football Club (MUFC) for 26 years. He retires this month at the age of 71.

    Fergie as he is called, is always beamed to the entire world (yes, that is almost not an exaggeration, almost the whole world view Man. U matches) chewing furiously at his gum as if that is the talisman to win matches. The more intense the game, the more furious his jaws hammer at the gum and the redder his face gets. If you consider that this rather iconic image must have been seen by viewers nearly 1500 times, the number of matches he handled at MUFC, then you would understand why this singular quirk of his character caught my interest. So if Fergie, one of the greatest men alive today chewed gum for the whole world to see then what was Mama and my teachers talking about, chewing gum must be cool. Riding on Fergie’s validation, I found myself chewing gum especially on long drives and dreary office days (never at home yet). And I have found that it is an extremely jaw-hurting exercise. In just few minutes my jaws would ache and the impulse to spit out the damn thing would be stronger than any joy derived from chewing it. Even as I write this, I am chewing Wrigley’s Extra Long Lasting Flavour SPEARMINT and all I wish is to spit it out.

    If I had Fergie to interview that would be my first question: How do you manage sir, chewing hard for 90 minutes; is it that you have a metal jaw or you have a specially customized soft chewing gum (come to think of it, why haven’t the Chinese given us Fergie Gum?)? I am not a Man U fan, in fact I will first watch an Arsenal match before any of Man U’s but his gum chewing kind of won me his admiration and I wager that it says something about his personality, character and confounding success in the round leather game called football.

    The genius of Sir Alex Ferguson can be said to have thrived on his hardy singlemindedness , that rare knack to drive oneself remorselessly to the peak of one’s performance each time and every time one has a task at hand and achieve the result one needed; the ability to absorb pain without wavering, the discipline of a great marathoner and the eye for sighting great football talent from miles away. There is also the fitness factor, each time I see Fergie on tv lately, I often wonder how this 71-year-old still carries on with coaching in this very physical game of football. Though he started slowly at MUFC when he arrived in 1986, in less than five years, he perfected his techniques; he soon mastered the game, conquered his club and ruled over the football world. He retires today sitting atop a footballing empire that has 659 million followers worldwide and was worth $2.3 billion upon its listing at the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE) recently.

    It is a mark of Fergie’s strong personality that over 26 years, he groomed some of the biggest football star of our time yet he suffered no significant star trouble. Eric Cantona, Andy Cole, Roy Keane, David Beckham, Ruud Van Nestlerooy, Edwin Van Der Sar, Ryan Giggs, Cristiano Ronaldo, Wayne Rooney and many more, were his protégés at some point in his long Man. U life. He is at once a coach, a father and a taskmaster to the boys. He is said to love them as much as he would lay it thick on them bringing up the fabled ‘Fergie freeze’. He was in charge and would brook no messing around from any player, especially a ‘swollen-headed’ type. He is said to cold-bloodedly freeze out any player who begins to get too big for his boots whereupon the player would choose to either shape up or ship out. A certain Van Nestlerooy was a goal machine for MUFC with a glorious career ahead of him. He was said to have got big-headed and Fergie froze him up leading to his premature exit from Old Trafford and unfortunately, a less -than illustrious career.

    While the big European clubs changed coaches like undies (7 big clubs changed 116 coaches in 26 years), Fergie sat put at MUFC garnering silverware with the appetite of a glutton. Apart from his fabled love for choice red wines, which some would consider a ‘good’ vice, Fergie is clearly a straight guy, and a family man who stuck to his wife of over 40 years, Cathy, whom he said was the key figure throughout his career “providing a bedrock of both stability and encouragement”. Apart from his legendary mind games before big matches, he never sought undue publicity. I do not remember any scandal, ill report or unprofessional conduct about him. He seems such a stable and principled character.

    So much to say about Fergie and I am sure books have been written about him. His untrammeled successes never got to him, in fact he seemed to live far above his trophies untouched, unperturbed to the point that he became the ultimate trophy of MUFC. And I want to close by saying that apart from making chewing gum cool, he made football cool, he made success cool, indeed, he is such a cool fellow. That is the ultimate lesson we must learn from Sir Alex Ferguson.

    LAST MUG: Adieu Pini Jason: Anyone who loves good, well-written, well-reasoned public commentary would know Pini Jason and would love his writings. Pini, as we all called him who probably kept one of the longest running columns in the Vanguard newspaper passed on last Saturday. Apart from being one of the long-standing fans of his page our paths crossed from 2007 to 2011 while we were on a call of duty to Imo State. He was Special Adviser on Special Duties while I was Chief Press Secretary to the then Governor Ikedi Ohakim. Ogam, as I called him, we worked quite closely in a number of committees and on projects and just as he showcased in his writings, he was a man of high convictions. He was forthright and had clear opinion on any matter; extremely brilliant, he didn’t suffer fools gladly. Nigeria journalism has lost a master. Gaa nke oma, Ogam.

  • Presidency, Amaechi and the zero-sum game

    Presidency, Amaechi and the zero-sum game

    It was the late M.K.O Abiola, (may his soul find peace) who popularized the Yoruba saying about taking cover behind a solitary finger. Of course this saying exemplifies self-deceit of the most confounding type. There you are ducking behind one finger, knowing that the whole world can see you and the follies you indulge in yet you revel in the pretence that we cannot see you. The whole watching world cringes and suffer painful embarrassment on your behalf, yet you simply stoop there, behind one finger, perhaps stark-assed just doing your thing. It is a state of mind that must have severe psychological underpinnings.

    This is the picture that comes to mind as we watch the unfolding drama between the presidency and Governor Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi of Rivers State. It is without doubt, all about 2015 presidential election, it is all so obvious and apparent that even babies in diapers can see it. But the Presidency insists it is not, it lives in denial and tries to convince the rest of us that the new-found Amaechi-hounding is an aspect of its so-called Transition Agenda. And in what is clearly becoming a most undignified motor park brawl, is a zero-sum game. The Presidency seems to be stuck with the mindset that so long as this fellow, Amaechi remains standing, it cannot rise or achieve its desired objectives therefore Amaechi must fall.

    However, for fear of sounding like Amaechi’s advocate-in-chief, the Rivers State governor, it must be said, is not the problem of the Presidency; not by a long shot. True, the governor is not particularly an easy to like fellow. He is given to being brash and self-assured to the point of cockiness. He is not your diplomatic kind and over the years, he has proven to be a man with a mind of his own who can also stand his ground. Remember his public tiff with the wife of the president, Dame Goodluck Jonathan a few years back during his first term. During an inspection of the Port Harcourt dingy Waterside which Amaechi had proposed to bring down, Mrs. Jonathan had practically wrenched the microphone from the governor and reprimanded him to tread softly about demolishing the shanties right there before the television cameras, all and sundry. Of course Amaechi had gone on with his outlined programme as the elected governor of the state and naturally, to the chagrin of the Presidency.

    Since then, close watchers had noticed that there has not been love lost between the first family of Nigeria and the first family of Rivers State. The dam however bust when the first signals emerged that Governor Amaechi who is on his last term as governor, had presidential ambition. To drive home the message, soon enough, posters of Amaechi, appearing as presidential running mate to Governor Sule Lamido of Jigawa State. Lamido, considered one of the up-and-doing governors from the north combining with Amaechi, a much touted champion performer would unsettle any sitting president who still has an ambition to continue in the top job.

    Though Amaechi has denied that he had no such ambition but the fact of his denial can be said to be true to type for the Nigerian politician (they keep denying until “after a far-reaching consultation with their families, associates and the good people of their constituency who would insist that they are God-sent for the job.”) Since then, the line was drawn, so to speak, between Amaechi and the presidency. Amaechi also sat atop the all-powerful Nigerian Governor Forum (NGF) which could swing not a few important national decisions especially on the political realm. When Amaechi’s first term of two years as NGF chairman ended early in the year, the Presidency made its first decisive move against ‘enemy’ Amaechi by making sure he never returns. The move remains stalemated till date. Even the hurried formation of the ruling party’s own governors’ forum (which makes up the majority of governors in Nigeria) has not won the Presidency any silverware yet in the ‘war’ to oust Amaechi and claim the soul of Rivers State.

    As the day draws by, the Presidency gets frantic if not desperate, getting itself deeper and deeper into an affray most murky. Today the States party executive instigated to turn against the governor and its leader in the State and render him ineffectual and impotent. It has never happened before; it is just like the ruling party sidetracking the president, its very heart and leader at the centre. Can the tail wag the dog? As this move did not seem to work, another day breaks and the Task force (one wants to wager that there must be a Task Force to Rein in Amaechi sequestered somewhere ‘working’ frantically on this important national ‘project’) throws up the Rivers State government jet shenanigan. All of a sudden the big men’s private jets have become a matter for due process and all that jazz. I want to wager again that no big man’s jet in Nigeria can stand any thorough due process check: yes, from the Presidency to the men of God; hardly any of them craft can stand a serious scrutiny.

    Yet another gambit seems to corral the State House of Assembly to ‘putsch’ the governor out of office. When that one too collapsed around their bumbling ears, they seek to ostracise the pro-Amaechi honorable members which happen to be in the majority. Left with remnants that cannot constitute a majority, who can tell what the next move would be.

    Make a note of it, this fight will be like the fight of the eunuchs: long, bloody and sustained. The Jonathan’s Presidency has continued to pinion itself as unforgiving especially at the president’s home-front – ask Ibori, ask Timipreye Silva and Governor Emmanuel Uduaghan to some extent. How this particular sword fight will play out is uncertain but let us remind also that Amaechi is hard-headed, a dogged fighter, along distance runner and somewhat cerebral to boot. He has also not done badly in running the affairs of the state even though this column thinks he has not adopted the right template like most other Nigerian governors of today, but on a scale, he has been outstanding.

    While this fight simmers, Nigerian are the ones caught in the cross fire, picking up the stray bullets. Need it be repeated that Amaechi is not the problem of the Presidency. The presidency is simply a victim of its own inefficiency and inability to deliver on its election promises. We think that the Presidency can simple choose to ignore Amaechi and Rivers State to ‘death’, pull a few strategic triggers and have the entire citizenry campaigning for it. I think Nigerians wish for a Presidency that will simply see Amaechi as the distraction he truly is and face the crucial job at hand. Nigeria is in crisis, very deep crisis. If, therefore, a dozen Amaechi’s are brought to their knees or even put down, the president will not stand taller than he is. In fact, in the midst of all this, the president seems to grow smaller while Amaechi grows larger.

  • Okonjo-Iweala, Shuaibu and the future of Nigeria

    Okonjo-Iweala, Shuaibu and the future of Nigeria

    There is indeed crisis in the land, a lachrymal crisis. We thought our institutions were decayed but the reality is that they have become interred under the debris of insouciance and leadership malady. The day has come in Nigeria when a civil servant, a much junior one at that, would take to the national newspaper to harangue a serving minister, call her names, blackmail her and put her on the defensive. Though badly savaged as it were, it is a sad day indeed for the civil service that ought to be the pillar on which other institutions are hoisted. It is a sad day for Nigeria’s public service and it sure portends a weird augury for the nation and her public service.

    I am talking of course about the small matter between the Minister of Finance and the Coordinating Minister of the Economy, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala and a certain Mr. Yushau Shuaibu, who until a few days ago, held sway as the Public Relations Officer of the National Emergency Management Agency, NEMA. Shuaibu had recently, written an article in a national newspaper much impetuously, accusing the honorable minister of ethnic bias, favoritism, insensitivity and even throwing in a bit of intimidation, blackmail and threats in the matter of appointments in the ministry under the Minister’s purview.

    Hear a bit of Mr. Shuaibu: “Dr. Okonjo-Iweala should also note the blatant disregard for the sensitivities and sensibilities of others while arrogantly promoting only people from her tribe may expose them to hatred with potentially explosive consequences such as those experienced in the 1960s when most federal positions were occupied by a particular tribal group.”

    We ask, would Shuaibu have written such tendentious article if Okonjo-Iweala were Hausa-Fulani? Is it fair for a junior staff to put a minister through such indignity of publicly defending her official actions? What was Shuaibu thinking of committing such Civil Service sacrilege? Such gross insubordination is never condoned in the Service and Shuaibu ought to know that at his level unless he was minded to embark on a kamikaze. If every aggrieved civil servant went to the press to blackmail their bosses and undermine the institution, there would not be a Service left for Shuaibu to have joined in the first place. Even out of service, what manner of worker would go to the press to disparage his company’s chairman, board or management and still expect to keep his seat one day longer?

    Besides insubordination, there are issues of rascality, infantilism, ethnic jingoism and acute case of Igbophobia. Please how on earth does the specific case of the appointment of the head of the Federal Inland Revenue Service, FIRS, affect Shuaibu so adversely to drive him into throwing such insolent words at a minister? This certainly is not part of his schedule of duties at NEMA. If he is so aggrieved, why would he not pass his petition through his boss who would forward it through the appropriate channels to the Federal Executive Council (FEC) or the Presidency?

    Is it possible that Okonjo-Iweala could act on a matter as weighty as the appointment of the FIRS chairman without the input of FEC members and the President’s express directives? For instance, the head hunt and selection for this job was said to have been carried out by Phillips Consulting. If government wants to fill that strategic position with a professional in the mold of Omoigui Okauru, the immediate past occupant, that is the prerogative of the President. If the search for a replacement is planked on merit, are we going to ab initio, bar Igbo professionals from the contest? Did Okonjo-Iweala mandate Phillips Consulting to look out solely for an Igbo?

    What is clearly Igbo mauling has continued unabated leaving a trend that cannot be ignored anymore. Things that public servants of other ethnic groups routinely get away with become a national crisis when an Igbo is involved. But this column will continue to point out that fair is fair.

    It is common knowledge here that appointees always populate their offices with their own kith and kin. Let a panel be raised to cross check this point and I wager that Igbo public office holders are not the worst offenders. There has been a long-standing allegation that the Central Bank has been converted to the Central Bank of Kano, (CBK), turban and all, no Shuaibu has gone to press with this. It is alleged that a grand employment racket is going on at the Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps (NSCDC) which engendered the use of multiple websites and gave us that most titillating “my oga at the top” clanger. But for obviously a lesser offence, Mrs Rose Uzoamaka who headed the Immigration Service until recently, was chucked out of office as if she was leprous. Just because she is Igbo; the soft target.

    Recently, the Chief of Army Staff, General Azubuike Ihejirika, the first Igboman to hold that position in over 50 years! was subjected to media ‘bombardment’ over mere allegations of populating the army with his Igbo brothers. It was ok for over 50 years when other tribes, especially Hausa/Fulani held sway and filled up the military with their kind. No army boss was ever put through such impertinence of having to answer to the public for purely military decision. Ditto for Aviation Minister, Stella Oduah; there has been a song and dance that she has ‘Igbonise’ the sector and it does not matter that she is getting results; indeed, damn the results, her traducers seem to chant. It is all because they are Igbo, but we must not shy from singing this refrain.

    Until we elect to build this nation on fairness, equity and justice to all tribes, big or small, we will not make desired progress. I am all for ‘sensitivities and sensibilities’, to quote Shuaibu who I suspect would rather be a politician and columnist; federal character and all that merit killers are also desirable but let us do it based on facts and fairness. If only the Federal Character Commission would do its job by publishing annual report of recruitments and appointments in all MDGs. It rankles when one group acts as if it alone has license to impunity. If we have built our nation on impunity and injustice it is only fair that we all enjoyed the forbidden repast equally. Even as we bicker over one small appointment, the north is at the helm of most strategic positions in the land today from the judiciary to security agencies and specialized commissions. No Civil Servant has gone to the press on that.

    The Okonjo-Iweala versus Shuaibu affair boils down to the age-long tendency to bully Ndigbo in the Nigerian system. Igbo is Nigeria’s easy target. A sitting President once made a national broadcast on account of a ‘paltry’ N55m bribe-for-budget scandal while voiding at the court, a half a billion matter involving his cousin. Igbo is perceived as the proverbial ukwu nwanyi onye ara – the mad woman’s buttock which is at the pleasure of all manner of men.

    In summary, it has become obvious that we do not possess the filial concupiscence to sustain what would have been a wonderful Nigerian marriage. There does not seem to be a Nigerian future. We have pretended for too long that we are one people. We are not; we are a bland rainbow country, a queer amalgam of penguins, eagles and hawks – three great avian wonders but which must not be yoked in one coop. We must sit down and disengage peacefully, let us liberate ourselves so that those that fly would explore the skies; those that soar would sail, drone rocket-like, into untold horizons while those that walk would do so in regal majesty, unhindered and unperturbed by their hyperactive kindred. That is our future, really.

  • POT POURRI: Annkio Briggs and other stories

    POT POURRI: Annkio Briggs and other stories

    Madam Annkio Briggs, President Jonathan and 2015: I was stopped in my track by an interview in Saturday Vanguard of April 6, 2013. It is titled: “Jonathan must complete South-South slot in 2015 – Annkio Briggs.” Taken aback at such a statement coming from a much respected critic and social interventionist, I read the story ravenously trying to understand the context of Annkio’s assertion but all through the interview, the above headline seemed to have been detached from the body of the story or edited out of it. However, one could see Annkio’s overflowing sympathy for the Goodluck Jonathan presidency and the can-do-no-wrong fervor with which she defends the president.

    It is all understandable that this amazon of the Niger Delta would be drawn to the trenches in defence of her kin; filial sympathy is only an innate call especially when you have endured a life of blatant inequalities, inequity and injustice. Nigeria has been graceless to the land that has afforded her sustenance in the last 50 years, raping and ravaging the Niger Delta most wantonly. One understands Annkio’s angst but we all have come to the harsh reality, most regretfully, that Goodluck Jonathan will not give us succor. Not to Annkio, not to the vastly damaged Niger Delta and certainly not to Nigeria.

    All of us who riled against the so-called cabal in 2010, who rushed to vote Jonathan in 2011 in expectation of a breath of fresh air have all have been sucker-punched it seems. Today, we are left bewildered, frustrated and foaming in the mouth. How could we have gotten it so wrong? How could a man who had a PhD in the bag and the combined hands-on of a deputy governor, governor, vice president, acting president and finally president; how could he be caught up in such inebriated inertia in running the affairs of state. To therefore insist on a second term for a guy who flunked the first term woefully must be the worst kind of self-immolation.

    Annkio insists some elements vowed to make the polity ungovernable for the president; she proclaims that the problems we are embroiled in today have heaped up like refuse for over 60 years and she caps it that, “No other President in the past can claim to have done what Jonathan has done.” Haba Annkio! While it might help to show us just one problem President Jonathan has mastered, it is trite to remind that it’s not how long you rule but the vision, will and character at play? How has Boko Haram got on the way of the East-west road, on delivering power and driving the building of refinery complexes in Nigeria? Is it the Boko Haram that has engendered the mind-bending corruption that has signposted and literally destroyed the Jonathan era? Even Annkio would agree that Corruption has done more harm to the Jonathan administration than the BH and MEND put together.

    Lastly, if the president has wasted the better part of this year in Tom & Jerry-like skits worrying about Rotimi Amaechi instead of driving his so-called reform agenda, who is to be blamed? Creating bogus excuses for the president will never help him to redeem himself. The unpalatable truth is that if elections were held today, Nigerians would probably rise as one to vote out this president. Good for him that he still has two years to pull the chestnut out of the fire, and better for him that his name happens to be Goodluck.

    PDP’s house of commotion Does Nigeria’s ruling clan, the Peoples Democratic Party have a strategy unit that thinks for it? It sure must have a think-tank having claimed to be the biggest party in Africa (unless it is a big for nothing fellow). Here is a quick assignment for PDP eggheads to chew upon quickly: let it do a content analysis of all the PDP stories in the national dailies in the last three months. The report will give the PDP top-notch a clue as to whether the party deserves to be running a country as big as Nigeria (or any country at all for that matter). The harsh truth is that today’s PDP reminds us of those days as kids when we played in the sand: “I will play daddy and you will play junior,” someone will suggest, “No, you will be uncle and I will be daddy,” another will counter and we would go on and on lost in their baby babbles. This is what the PDP has regaled us with in much of the 14 years it has been in power. An air-headed party can only beget air-headed governments. As I write this piece, I do not know what PDP stands for, what is its vision, mission, philosophy and its core essence. Any wonder Nigeria has been in regression in all spheres since the ascendance of PDP?

    Have you not been reading the utterly vacuous reports emanating from the PDP house recently? Ah, Oyinlola frets! Oh,Bamanga Tukur smooches governors! Anenih goes on merry-go-round! PDP governors say yes to Tukur, no, they actually said no! On and on! This cannot be any way to run a great party. PDP has dumbed-down this country so much that we will need a giant crane to reclaim our land.

    Ike Ekweremadu: upstairs peering down News filtering out of Enugu State suggests that Chief Ekweremadu, Deputy Senate President (DSP) is eyeing the Enugu State government House in 2015. Ouch, what a climb down that would be. Though most matters concerning the 2015 electoral ‘warfare’ is still in the realm of speculation, we offer this unsolicited but humble advice to our distinguished number two senator, which is that,climbing down to seek to govern Enugu State is a no, no. We suggest he continues to nurture his already high profile for bigger jobs in the future.

    Lagos gangland.com Incipient gangster activities have been threatening to over take Lagos State for a few years now. Late February, a Lagos State University student known as Damoche was shot dead at the university’s gate. In the last few days, two other apparent members of rival gangs have been shot dead in cold blood. One, said to be a student in the US who was on holidays was killed in Idi-Oro area and another went by the name of Old Skool was gunned down in Somolu-Bariga all in the Lagos Mainland.

    While the Lagos State Government strives to make a model city of Lagos, it must not lose sight of the fact that law and order is supreme. Government officials, security agencies and indeed everyone knows that armed gang cells have become the order in most communities in Lagos with Mushin, Fadeyi, Somolu and Bariga being perhaps the most notorious. Anomie looms when groups of young men arm themselves and regale in killing, maiming the citizenry and terrorising their neighbourhood without fear of repercussions. Governor Babatunde Fashola and the security agencies must move to end this festering lawlessness. Government must stamp its authority.

    AIRCONDITIONED FLY-OVERS: come and see Amosun wonder! I had heard the story but I did not pay it any mind until I saw the photograph on the back page of The Punch last Monday. A newly built air conditioned pedestrian bridge in Abeokuta, Ogun State. My ‘surprisation’, I said muttered as I marveled at the latest Nigerian wonder. How did they come about this bountiful idea and how is it gonna work? To what end is this and how is it gonna be sustained; or are we trying to give the hoi polloi a taste of what we enjoy in which case we are set to trigger a dangerous phenom? In short one could go around the bend pondering this wonder. Perhaps one must go traverse this flight of fancy to fully appreciate it.

  • Homosexuality, America and the end of humanity

    Homosexuality, America and the end of humanity

    That is why God let go of them and let them do all these evil things, so that even their women turned against God’s natural plan for them and indulged in sex sin with each other. And the men, instead of having normal sex relationships with women, burned with lust for each other, men doing shameful things with other men, and, as a result, getting paid within their own souls with the penalty they so richly deserved. Romans Ch. 1 vs 26-27 (TLB)

    Woe alas, the end has begun for humanity! America is capitulating and falling. Madmen are chasing away the specialists; deviants are finally winning the battle. Woe alas, the world stands on its head. Come June, the United States Supreme Court (USSC) will decide whether same-sex (SS) marriage could become the norm in the U.S. With about 58 per cent of Americans already loving SS union; with a serving president endorsing it; with bishops and archbishops proudly being gay and consecrating ‘strange’ wed locks, and some influential countries around the world already practicing it, the USSC would be hard put not to give its nod to it; if only to rest the matter once and for all.

    THE FINAL FALL: Man has finally fallen from all grace. Across the ages, the battle between good and evil has raged. Homosexuality, one of the greatest human deviant behaviors had been with man from Adam. Man had fought it, consigning it to the closet for a long time but it refuses to be still. For instance, just 40 years ago, homosexuality was listed as a mental disorder by the American Psychiatric Association. Today, it is considered a normal sexual behavior and a human right issue. There are over 600,000 SS families in the U.S with about 115,000 of them raising children.

    Today’s licentious world has convinced itself that deviant behavior is okay and acceptable; it has allowed maladjusted people to have their way. They have allowed people who need help, who need prayers and divine intervention to reclaim their checkered lives to take control of the driver’s seat of the human race. It is most aptly captured in the Yoruba saying: k’afi ibaje se ayo – to glory in rottenness. As humanity wallows in rottenness and extreme carnality, they are far removed from the divine and the glorious. If our permissive world accepts that it is a man’s right to sleep with another man, by the same token, shouldn’t it be his right and sexual preference to choose to sleep with his dog, goat, cow and chicken? And why should anybody worry when strange diseases begin to ravage the world and seek to exterminate humanity? If we accept lesbianism and homosexuality, we must by the same token allow kleptomania, sadism and other deviant behaviours as norm and individual right.

    GOD, NATURAL ORDER AND SOVEREIGN WILL: Is any surprised that humanity has come to this sorry pass? For many decades, the Western world has repudiated God. It has civilized ‘beyond’ God. The West has bred generations of anti-Gods; denizens who never attended church, who read no scriptures; who have grown old soulless and never reading a word of the Bible. They have bred spiritual zombies, vacuous people who are infuriated by the very concept of deity or religious codes. The world is filled with carnal beings groomed on dollars, flesh and individual freedom. They are wise by themselves and are gods unto themselves; whatever feels good is okay, whatever their feeble minds can justify is right.

    Sometimes one wonders which god is referred to on the American dollar bill which proclaims, “In God we trust”. It must be the god of dollars.

    But God is God, his sovereign will is written and will be fulfilled in due time. Empires will rise and fall; superpowers will thrive and wane all according to his long-stated design. People of God must not despair but must remain in fervent prayers for the lost souls who have deviated from His natural order and are sold to the enemy.

    Let us close with the exchange between God and Elijah as recorded in the letter of Apostle Paul to the Romans (Ch. 11 vs. 2-4) in which the prophet Elijah confronted God lamenting that the Jews had killed all the Prophets and torn down God’s alters. Elijah even claimed that he was the only prophet left in all the land who still loved God and he lived with the imminent danger of being killed. And God replied Elijah: “No, you are not the only one left. I have seven thousand others besides you who still love me and have not bowed down to idols!” God’s elect will stand in the gap and His sovereign will only, will be done.

    FEEDBACK:

    Re: Trouble with Things Fall Apart

    Mr. Osuji I have just read through your article on page 22 of The Nation (April 5, 2013). I must admit that you are well aware of the ethnic politics that is ravaging us and your style of writing is living / alive. Please keep it up. Mrs. Fatoyinbo, 07030334456.

    Steve I agree totally with you that the trouble with TFA is the trouble with Nigeria. How could anyone equate Wole Soyinka with Chinua Achebe? Soyinka’s writings are esoteric while Achebe is lucid and devoid of jargons. If Achebe were to be a Yoruba, he would have been in the exalted horizon of literary pantheons. From Prof. S.O. Aghalino, UNILORIN, 08054896603

    My dear EXPRESSO Steve, God bless you on your write-up on Things Fall Apart. Your ink will never run dry – 08033100848

    Steve, on The Trouble with Things Fall Apart, I owe you a drink. From Ezeugo , Abuja, 08037003315

    Steve, the Achebe vs. Soyinka controversy is unfortunate. With or without laurels, both are African literary icons. Achebe was a great novelist who treasured simplicity like the romantics. Essentially, WS is a great dramatist. He takes much interest in the literary approach of the post-modernists, the celebrators of obscurity. But WS had the Jero Plays and A Play of Giants presented in a simple language. A simple language does not diminish the greatness of a literary work, it enhances it. Each writer should be seen within the limits of his genre. From Kamaldeen, Ilorin.

    Good work Steve. Talking about the Nobel, they seem to enjoy the writer who massages the Whiteman’s ego and WS played along and got the reward. Achebe had no time to massage anyone’s ego even for the Nobel. For instance, while in Death and the King’s Horse man, the author warns the reader not to hold the White man responsible for the wrongs in the play, Achebe stated clearly that our past was not one long night of savagery from which Europeans acting on God’s behalf, delivered us. He demonstrated it twice in the case of the National Award. From Prof. Emeka Nwabueze, fmr Dean. Fac. Of Arts, UNN.

  • The trouble with Things Fall Apart

    The trouble with Things Fall Apart

    I state upfront that my original article was to be: “You ain’t literate if you haven’t read Things Fall Apart (TFA).” But upon reading “Achebe Versus Soyinka”, the submission of Sam Omatseye, my Editorial Board chairman, in his In Touch column in The Nation last Monday, I changed the focus of my write up and expanded the scope a little. Sam in his inimitable way re-stoked this long-running controversy about Chinua Achebe vs. Wole Soyinka; and what makes up art in literature. It is a continuation of some of our heated debates during meetings. As part of my vehement disagreement with Sam on his take on TFA, I thought of this new title. The trouble with TFA in my reckoning, is the trouble with Chinua Achebe; it is the trouble with Nigeria. I will return to it later.

    TFA as pristine art

    Sam asserts that Achebe “wrote good works, not great works, not textured by deeper insights you would see in better accomplished works”. He says further that “Achebe was a good storyteller (but) turning from a raconteur to an art of sublimity and depth belongs to the masters”. First, one would have expected to see a list of such exemplars of great works of sublime depths so we can compare with TFA but Sam did not give us such an opportunity. In my humble submission however, Achebe’s spare and simple style of narrative is deliberate and not to be mistaken for Wole Soyinka’s convoluted and multi-layered streaming. So it is first a question of style.

    I believe that Achebe is capable of twisting his thoughts to the 10th degree if he wanted, the way Soyinka is wont and is naturally predisposed. It is genius no doubt but I find greater genius in deconstructing even genius so that mere mortals like us could feed from its morsels. Prof. Niyi Osundare says TFA, “ represents Achebe’s literary essence because of its delicate simplicity.” Gabriel Okara, another master of the art puts it this way: “I found it (TFA) interesting because here is a book written in a way I would have liked to write. I was happy that someone had done what I was trying to do in writing our African experience using the English man’s language to explain the African experience. And I appreciated the skills with which he did it.”

    Elechi Amadi, another great man of letters and contemporary of Achebe’s puts it thus: “My impression of the book then (1958/59 when he first read it) was that I felt it was well written. The language was ‘rock-solid’. He handled the English language competently. In my opinion, compared to his other novels, Things Fall Apart is his best. It was the first novel written by a Nigerian or an African to attain world recognition…he galvanized us into action to write books of quality as he has done. Achebe was an inspiration.”

    This is how Time magazine puts Achebe’s style in an obituary tribute in its current edition: “He liked writing in English.”I feel the English language will be able to carry my African Experience,” he declared in 1965. It would have to be a different English, though, “still in communion with his ancestral home but altered to suit its new African surrounding.” There it is: what Sam may have mis-read as a lack of depth or as pedestrian narrative was altered, contrived to suit; the way only a great mind would.

    Wole Soyinka, Nobel prize and the Asiwaju controversy

    I think Achebe was right to have asserted that Wole Soyinka is not the Asiwaju of African literature, Nobel prize or not. It is the way he said it that might have furrowed eyebrows. While only an illiterate would doubt WS’ genius, I think his forte is not literature. He is the quintessential human, the artful crusader for social justice and sanctity of the human man; a cultural icon. Soyinka represents the original man in his most pristine and divine state. With all sense of responsibility, I hold that Soyinka dabbled into literature as a platform to project his original essence.

    Let us make a few conjectures: if WS didn’t write literature, he would have easily written anthropology, laws of social justice, governance with equal dexterity. Would he not have remained the universal icon he represents today? If he did not get the Nobel prize, his ultimate literary validation, would his literary works have amounted to much beyond serving as literary repast for gray-haired academics? For instance, while I read TFA in primary six, I could never grasp The Man Died in class five and I had to give away my copy of The Interpreters during Youth Service because I couldn’t break through it. One thinks that Soyinka effectively started his literary career with his autobiographical Ake, a story of his childhood days. Since then, he had dutifully ensured he brought his high genius down to the pedestal of mere earthlings.

    On the other hand, without literature and the seminal TFA, what would Achebe be? Perhaps another renowned professor among a myriad, teaching contextual African literature and literary criticism across the world. But Achebe’s validation was in his world acclaimed literary prowess. Not getting the Nobel did not diminish him one bit. How many other writers of literature have a singular book which has sold 12 million copies worldwide; a book never out of print and is read in every corner of the globe? It has also been translated into about 50 languages and has been adapted into different forms including business books.

    I wager that the Nobel clan will forever live with the burden of ignoring Achebe and TFA. I have a feeling that as the friendly fire of TFA continues to rage and ‘consume’ the world for a long time yet, I see the Nobel people shamefacedly admitting their error and reconsidering their policy on post-humus awards. TFA would elevate the Nobel.

    Again, what is art?

    Art, in my view, has been what the critics and superior culture determine it to be. Thus Mozart’s work is high art. So is Shubert’s and Beethoven’s? That is what they have trained our minds to accept. Is Osita Osadebey’s work art? What about Sunny Ade and Fela‘s? But if you ask me, beside Achebe and his TFA, the only other cultural and artistic export out of Nigeria and the Black world is Fela and his body of works. In other word, for me, art must have universal appeal for it to be so-called. And before I am accused of mixing pop culture with art, I note that even pop culture could grow to be art. Example: William Shakespeare’s work was pop culture in his days and the likes of Samuel Johnson derided him as a hacker. Today, Shakespeare is the touchstone of literature in English.

    Trouble with TFA

    The trouble with TFA, I dare say, is the trouble with Nigeria. Let us do further conjecturing: what might have been if Wole Soyinka was Chinua Achebe and vice-versa? My guess is that the armada of the boisterous and very active (God bless their souls) Yoruba intelligentsia would have hoisted TFA on their wings of glory and (mark my word), staged it on every street corners of the world. It would have been the recommended standard text of the Yoruba, nay Blackman’s worldview; his history, sociology, anthropology, etc. No grudges there though because enlightened self-interest is the first wisdom.

    The trouble with TFA is the trouble with Nigeria. TFA is the hard copy, the crystallization of the ethnic rivalry between three major nations yoked together under one flag. The trouble with Nigeria is that three peoples; Igbo, Yoruba and Hausa, three great nations are strapped together as one. Their very existence is a pervasive mind-game, a rivalry that will either make or mar them. Imagine England, France and Syria under one flag as a nation! That is Nigeria, a salad of a nation that gets increasing sour and unsavoury by the day.

    But egbe bere, ugo bere, nke si ibeya eberele, nku kwa ya. That remains the Igbo dictum. Let the hawk perch, let the eagle perch (on the iroko), he that seeks to upstage the other, let his wings dislocate. Adieu Chinualumogu, the great ugo flies into the horizon…

  • Like Mali, like Nigeria

    When reality struck me smack in the face, I could not cry; I actually laughed out loud as if to say, Nigeria, “I dey laugh o!” To think that Nigeria, a crumbling entity actually sent troops to Mali to quell insurgency! On a second thought, it occurred to me that our presence in Mali is not altogether altruistic; it is largely because there is some dollars to share. I will not discuss here, the number of military trucks, armoured personnel carriers and assault rifles Nigeria to make her fit to embark on a foreign peace mission. The question today is that is Nigeria truly more stable than Mali? Is it more secure, is it better governed and better led?

    Reality check

    Not that one didn’t have an inkling of the dire situation the polity in enmeshed in especially under President Goodluck Jonathan’s watch, but reality dealt me a dirtier slap when I read a report of a terrorist attack in Yobe state last Monday. Let me present the report verbatim as carried by National Mirror newspaper(Tuesday, March 26, 2013, page47):

    “Gunmen yesterday morning attacked the Bara Divisional Police Station in Yobe State killing one police man.

    “Bara is the headquarters of Gulani Local Government Area of the state.

    “Sources said that the attack began at about 1:00 am and lasted for about two and half hours.

    “The attackers burnt the police station and went away with the three cars parked in the premises.

    “The Yobe State Commissioner of Police, Mr Sanusi Rufai who confirmed the incident to journalists in Damaturu, the state capital, said though the police station was burnt with rocket propelled launcher and explosive devices, the attack was repelled by security operatives .

    “He also said that the police man killed was a corporal, adding that the slain victim was slaughtered by the gunmen in his residence at about 5:00 am after the attack on the police station.

    “The attackers, according to the police boss, also destroyed MTN and Glo telecoms masts.

    “The gunmen also carted away three local government vehicles.

    “The commissioner, however, said no arrests had been made in connection with the attack and no individual or group had claimed responsibility.”

    This attack comes exactly one week after the massive devastation of the New Luxury Bus Park in Sabon Gari, Kano, also in the Northwest of Nigeria. Yobe is a vast swath of border state. So are Borno, Adamawa, Taraba, Jigawa, Zamfara, Sokoto, Kebbi, Niger, kwara and even Oyo and Ogun. These states deserve special security attention, to say the least. From the account of the attacks in Yobe, it is obvious any notion of security in Nigeria is merely a ruse; we seem to be living by sheer Grace. For such a sensitive state where attacks have been rampant in the last two years, security is still virtually non-existent. This explains why a gang of hoodlums would operate for four hours (1pm to 5am), sacking police station, LGA office, damaging telecoms facilities and driving away with about six vehicles without a trace; they could have had breakfast if they wanted.

    Stories like Yobe’s are happening everyday across Nigeria. Last Friday, in Ganye town which is the headquarters of Ganye LGA in Adamawa State, gunmen stormed the Ganye Prisons, overpowered a combined team of Mobile Police, soldiers and other armed forces to free about 127 prisoners. About 25 people lay dead after the attack including the deputy comptroller in charge of the prison, Mallam Baba Musa. In Benue, the Tivs and the Nomadic Fulani are engaged in a killing spree; kwara, Ebonyi, Cross River, are theatres of communal wars with security agent over-powered and in retreat. Plateau State’s matter is a full-fledged debacle where perhaps, more Nigerians have been slaughtered than cattle in the last 10 years. Just last Tuesday, 28 people were killed and several villages razed in an overnight raid in Ryom Local Council. As has always been the case, Ryom could have been a jungle or the centre of the Kalahari Desert for there was no sign of government or security presence as the blood fest went on. In the south-south and south-east parts of the country, kidnappers and ritualists reign as security agencies wish they would be left alone.

    Where there is no government

    The reality that should be poking sticks into our eyes is that this entity has buckled terribly. Henry Okah, master-mind of the Abuja the bomber was tried and jailed in South Africa last Tuesday; James Ibori, was jailed in London recently but hardly any high profile criminal can be convicted or jailed in today’s Nigeria because our leaders have been castrated by corruption and our institutions suborned. The reality that most of us are wont to deny is that all else has failed in Nigeria except the stream of oil revenues that our leaders steal and fritter away as soon as they are earned.

    Our reality, which we tend deny, is that there is hardly any governance going on in Nigeria today. Yes, we see some governors and ministers deigning to do some work but they are not governing; they are merely executing odd, oft ill-conceived projects. Governance by a simple definition is working the institution, not working the helmsman. Therefore, while there are a few projects going on in some towns and city centres, a vast swath of space is overlooked along with larger population. Most of the 774 LGAs across the land are untouched, ungoverned and famished. Hardly any socio-economic activities go on there as the state governors hijack and squander the funds meant for this tier.

    Again, our unspoken reality is that our hinterlands are so withered and wasted that any band of boys with as many as six assault rifles could seize a chunk of the country and have the police, army, airforce running helter-skelter in their usual reactionary mode. Such is our reality and our predicament. Our naked reality is that Nigeria is no better than Mali today and if we knew any better, the UN should be considering a standby troop for Nigeria before the last few cords snap. Our REAL reality is that the current leadership lacks the capacity to pull the chestnuts out of the fire. Our leaders are only single-minded about holding power; what a pity, blind people desperate to rule a dead country.

    FEED BACK: Re: Kano Blast: Second pogrom

    I refer to your Expresso column of Friday March 22. Islam has nothing to do with terrorism. Christianity is the bloodiest religion on earth, ask the Jews. No Muslim is happy with what is happening in the North and we pray that God will expose those behind Boko Haram. Mr. Steve do you know that some Christians were arrested trying to bomb their own church? Boko Haram is killing everybody, Hausa, Muslims included. I have lost brothers and sisters to Boko Haram. These people are not Muslims for God’s sakes; we are not happy and we do not support Boko Haram. 07066580774.

    Stevo, great article you served us today on the Kano blasts. But it is very glaring that you are an ‘Igbo chauvinist’. You portrayed it as if Igbos are the only traders in Nigeria. For your information, there are other tribes (Yoruba, Tiv, even Hausa)in the buses and even in the park. Try to be more Nigerian in your write-ups as opposed to being a tribal jingoist. Taiwo 07038561808

    Have you identified the victims? If not, stop insulting the memories of other non-Igbo victims of this senseless mayhem. 08035963413

    You wrote well on the Kano blasts but you forgot your Christian brothers in the middle belt and other parts of the North as per creation of a new country. Barr Adam Smith kure, KDHA, 08067139490.

  • Kano blast: the second ‘pogrom’

    Kano blast: the second ‘pogrom’

    It was a professional job. It was meticulously planned, carefully executed and the result was perfect. I bet they are still clinking glasses now, celebrating the willful massacre of Ndigbo, the expendable factor in the Nigerian equation. They chose the new Luxury Bus Park in Sabon Gari, kano, the hub of Igbo transport businessmen and traders who commute therefrom to different parts of Nigeria, moving goods to and fro the large commercial city of Kano.

    They chose the right time, about 4.30pm last Monday, March 18, 2013. It was peak period for Igbo traders who are wont to travel by night to different parts of Nigeria to buy and sell. The murderers must have kept their surveillance at the park waiting until a few of the luxury buses were fully loaded and ready to depart. The signal must have gone out that the hour of slaughter had come; and the killers drove into the park, purporting to be passengers and with their vehicles right in front of the luxury buses, they detonated not one, but two massive explosions.

    And the luxury buses, about six of them, were pulverized with their human cargo – mainly Ndigbo. They were blown to pieces and roasted like rams right in their seats where a few minutes earlier they waited patiently and made prayers for a safe trip. Some of them had been travelling this way for over a decade trying hard to make meaning of their ill-fated Nigerianness. Yes they knew they could die in their struggle but not by a sudden, ghastly Armageddon.

    One of the buses was said to be fully loaded and ready to leave: that is a 52-sitter capacity plus about a dozen ‘attachments’. This totals over 60 passengers in just one bus. If we add the casualties in other buses and the usual bus park crowd, we begin to have an idea of the overall carnage which may not be less than 75 deaths as some newspapers have reported and about twice as much injured. Who is to talk about the goods, cash and property damage? Some of the luxury buses in the fleet of Gobison, Ezenwata, blessed Chimezie and New Tarzan are said to be brand new.

    The second ‘pogrom’: this bombing of the luxury bus park is reminiscent of the pogrom against the Igbo race in Northern Nigeria in 1966; that orgy of killing of innocent Igbo civilian men, women and children following a failed military coup. But today, nobody has planned any coup, at least not these hapless Igbo traders whose only offence is that they are Ndigbo doing their buying and selling in Kano. They have been premeditatedly slaughtered because they are Ndigbo and they are dispensable. It is apparent that the Islamist terrorists and their elite thinkers want to make more impact in their fight against the Goodluck Jonathan administration. Their calculation is that by using Ndigbo as cannon fodder, Ndigbo would react spontaneously, fighting back and escalating the crisis. This must be the callous calculation of the masterminds of the Islamists. But they are disappointed, Ndigbo are not cowardly murderers of innocent, defenseless people.

    This is not the first time Ndigbo have been savaged so tauntingly. Luxury buses bearing Ndigbo have been torched many times. Igbo clusters like the Catholic churches and some markets have been callously targeted to vicariously push Ndigbo into violence and blood letting. Since all previous efforts to score a point by slaughtering Ndigbo failed, and emboldened by the fact that they got away with such murders, they did it on a much larger scale this time.

    And of course, there won’t be a whimper from any quarter this time either. As far as the president is concerned, it is just another explosion. His media aides have sent out their now pro-forma condolence news release which they must have used over a hundred times in the last two years: “ President Goodluck Jonathan has condemned in strong terms, yesterday’s bomb blast in…. Blah, blah, blah.” Everyone else follows suit in the ensuing chorus of puerile condemnations. The day after the blast, the president was seen doing what he loves best: receiving so gleefully, some foreign ‘dignitries’. By the third day, he was threatening Nigerians that the so-called fuel subsidy must be removed. Such was the importance attached to the life of a Nigerian especially of Igbo stock.

    Nobody spares a thought for tens of families who have been thrown into mourning; who have lost their fathers, mothers, children; people who have lost their entire livelihood and whose lives have been damaged forever for no fault of theirs. While body parts still litter the Kano motor park some people are begging for amnesty for the murderers. What about bringing some succor to the victims of the blast? We have canvassed several times on this page that a committee be set up to cater for the victims of the burgeoning terrorist activities and ameliorate their pains but nobody cares. We have said on this page that southeast governors should create a databank of the victims of this madness, but nobody is doing anything. Since Ndigbo seem the major casualties of this crisis what are the southeast governors doing? Why have they become brain dead on this serious matter? It is most confounding that while the criminals are canvassing and are about to be compensated by way of amnesty, the real victims – Ndigbo, cannot articulate a coherent position or response on this matter even now that it has become a pogrom of sort. There is even a design to bury the evidence quickly and cover the material facts.

    Solution to Boko Haram menace

    Meanwhile, same Monday after the senseless murder of Ndigbo in Kano, Muslim umbrella body, the Jama’atu Nasril Islam (JNI) insists on amnesty for the Boko Haram terrorists. How much more insensitive can a people be in the face of the bodies of fellow compatriots still smouldering in a kano motor garage. The call for amnesty which was made by the secretary-general of the JNI, Dr. Khalid Aliyu was coming on the wings of the recent call by the Sultan of Sokoto for dialogue with the sect.

    Since President Jonathan has indicated that he would not dialogue with ‘ghosts’ and rightly so, here is EXPRESSO’s simple solution: let the federal government empanel the Sultan, the JNI and some northern governors to dialogue with the Boko Haram and present their report/demands in four weeks. The rest of Nigerians would gladly consider the demands and take it from there. If they need an ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF NORTHERN NIGERIA, so be it, so long as the Sultan and the JNI elite sanction it, I don’t think the rest of us would mind. We would simply have streamlined the debate to the question of boundary adjustment. And there are precedents to cite: North and South Korea; North and South Vietnam and recently, North and South Sudan. Nigeria as constituted is not sacrosanct.

    LAST MUG: Jonathan and his fuel subsidy: our dear president has threatened us that the ‘subsidy’ we the elite enjoy must be removed otherwise Nigeria will fail. He and his economists are one-track-minded about this matter but they refuse to accept that we are trapped in this cycle of ‘subsidy’ because we do not have refineries; they refuse to see the point that all other oil producing countries refine their own products and export more of refined products; they refuse to see the failure of NNPC not being able to work out our refining system the way other national oil firms like Petrobras, etc, have done. Why don’t we subsidise local refining instead of foreign refineries? If Jonathan was a visionary leader, he would have ended petrol product importation in this last two years. Yes, he ought to have solved the ‘subsidy’ problem by now.

  • NEXT ELECTION: Like Anambra, like Nigeria

    NEXT ELECTION: Like Anambra, like Nigeria

    As the Anambra governorship election looms ominously later ahead, I must say I do not envy Governor Peter Obi of Anambra state; not in the least. One of the saner governors in Nigeria today in this sad, sad time of leadership kwashiorkor; I have been growing grey hair on his behalf day and night trying to script the Anambra theatre but each time I end up without a viable resolution or denouement. How will Obi untangle this jig-saw puzzle; is there a solution to this seeming stalemated chess game? But then, he can take solace in the fact that this state of utter confusion is not unlike what is going on, albeit, on a larger scale on the Nigerian stage.

    Consider the crazy scenarios: his party, the All Progressives Grand Alliance (APGA) has been rent in two. Derisively called APGA-PDP and APGA-APC, it obviously cannot win an election as it is. Even before APGA’s current morass, the party had been mortally troubled and wind-tossed in the last two years no thanks to the Imo State governor, Owelle Rochas Okorocha, aka Hurricane Rochas. If APGA stood with the aid of crutches, Okorocha came along and instead of helping the fledgling Igbo party to stand on its feet, he yanked away a crutch leaving the party on a mortal limp.

    Now, Ndigbo who needed a platform to call their own have no where to anchor. Majority of Igbo voters who would cast their lot with APGA are now orphans, they are destitutes, to be picked up by some benevolent stranger. Now Igbo land is in disarray like never before. The so-called Ohaneze and so-called Igbo elite have been firmly tethered in Aso Rock to enjoy its lush green grass and get fattened in readiness for 2015 election. APGA has been damaged beyond repairs; whatever Igbo agenda there was has been compromised and handed to Aso Rock. Yes, Ndigbo has been signed, sealed and delivered four years ahead.

    What Obi can do now He was never your wily Nigerian politician; he his probably a bit ahead of his time. Nothing, absolutely nothing takes its normal course in Nigeria’s politics of today. Everything is manipulated, choreographed and orchestrated as the situation requires. Obi is not the average stone-hearted Nigerian politician of today otherwise he would have cleared the entire forest of Anambra if need be to push through his succession game plan. But we cannot see anyone in the horizon. He must forget about zoning now; he must forget about pushing an ‘anointed’ candidate to further his work for he may not be able to push him/her to electoral victory, he must forget about party too; he must look for the most workable candidate among the front-runners and work out a strategic alliance with him or her in the best interest of the people of Anambra and for the sake of his legacy.

    In my opinion, the front-runners (in no particular order) are: Chris Ngige, Andy Ubah, Dora Akunyili, Chukwuma Soludo and perhaps Ifeanyi Uba. The pragmatic move may be to seek the best of these options. November is here, there is no time, Governor Obi must act fast to avoid a calamitous exit from power. He has said he would never seek another elective office. That is a courageous decision and he will do well to keep his word. He is building a ladder to statesmanship; a position that has almost become extinct in Igbo land today. And he has been a fairly good governor too; one Ndigbo are proud of, but what about post- Obi Anambra and Igbo land? Who succeeds him will speak so much about his legacy and his place in Anambra, Ndigbo and Nigeria’s history in the years to come. While a critical review of his long tenure will wait till later, we must leave him to play his end game now!

    Readers’ reaction

    ON NNPC’S $1.5 B DEBT…

    God bless you for your column last Friday. Every time I read you, it’s always a reflection of the mind of the people who have no opportunity to voice it out. With these revelations about NNPC, I hope Nigerians will be challenged to act. More focal breakthrough to your glasses sir – Akan, 08067080317

    I very much like your straight talk and writing…NNPC’s $1.5 billion caper – A.T. Mozie, UNN, 07055035265

    Please never tire to tell NNPC and its collaborators the home truth. NNPC is house of sin but be assured that they will give account one day; yes one and all. The lord of the harvest is his own auditor-general and not one kobo misses his notice. Ebere, 08099190019

    ON DR. ORJI UZOR KALU SANS B.SC…

    I agree with the piece that OUK should go back to school and acquire degrees since money and education are worlds apart. The problem is that the neo-colonial state protects the imperialist at the expense of the people – Amos Ejiimkonye, Kaduna, 08039727512

    Who says Orji Kalu lacks sound university education? Who writes that beautiful column in the Sun every Saturday? Sorry this man hoodwinked Abians and showed the state the road to hell with his mother-wife for 8 years. Having succeeded in that deceit he thought everyday is Christmas. He wants to go to federal not knowing that we are in 2013 – 07030981551

    Thank you my brother for your forthrightness. OUK represents the worst face of Nigeria’s elite today – leadership without principle. How I wish he would harken to your advice. Innocent, 08033151662

    Thanks Steve, what invaluable advice to OUK, the type his aides would not dare suggest. An education ‘exile’ to Tahiti or Christmas Island for 5 years will do him so much good. He should pay you for this wonderful idea, Dandy Offor, Aba, 07051155762

    Mr. Osuji what is your problem with our dear OUK? Whether you like it or not, he is a great man, a great Igbo son whose sandals you cannot lace, Emenike from Aba, 08055601981

    ON ABC AT 20

    Steve well done on your quality intervention every Friday. But let us give more attention to developments like the story on ABC Transport at 20. One paragraph is not enough. I have not seen any columnist write about that great Nigerian success story. We must moderate our undue attention to Nigeria’s fruitless politics and focus on those truly great achievers like Frank Nneji. Ugo Maduagwu, Owerri, 08033261517