Category: Sam Omatseye

  • We owe this man

    We owe this man

    Few have afterlife in flesh and blood like Jimmy Carter. But the former United States president who soared to a century before bowing to the cemetery, has been called many names. President, senator, governor, nuclear engineer, poet, author, farmer, fly fisherman, naval officer, Nobel Laureate. No wonder at 90, he wrote a moving but simple memoir, A full life. But what he preferred, above all else, was to be called a Christian.

    He was my first introduction to the concept of the American president. I was a student when he visited Nigeria and hosted by the Owu Chief, who was the military head of state, Olusegun Obasanjo. And it was on his lips I first heard the word racism. He was one of the big men in history who would walk beside you without airs, as he did when he sat on a technology conference I attended in Atlanta. He never stained his soul with success.

    Few know that his father loved whites and blacks to be apart but his mother wanted the exact opposite. He loved his father, but inherited his mother, who visited, ate with and accepted blacks in their home, against his father’s protests. So, Carter grew up racially blind in his deep south village known as Plains, Georgia. His best friends were black, and he preferred the warmth and incandescence of black worship to the cold pieties of his race. He even spoke fluent black accent and played translator between the races.

    It was when he turned 14 that he lost his racial innocence when he and his two black friends walked to a pasture gate on their farm, and they opened the gate and stepped back to allow him step into the pasture ahead of them. The naïve Jimmy thought it was a trap and the guys had planted a tripwire so he could fall as part of their games.

    But it was dead serious. What his friends, Johnny and A.D., did was an act of racial deference. Jim Crow had crept into an idyllic bond, and deflowered him forever. He was forced to see black and exalt white, and he fought the latter all his life. He concluded a poem on that moment of knowing with the following words: “We only saw it vaguely then, /but we were transformed at that place./ A silent line was drawn/ between friend and friend, race and race.”

    His story of those bucolic years is invoked with grace and detail in his boyhood memoirs, A Hour Before Daylight, which was a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize. So when we saw him in Nigeria, or in Ethiopia, or somewhere in the recesses of malaria-infested dark hole of human habitation, trace it to the times of epiphany in Plains, Georgia.

    When Kemi Badenoch lost her balance to racial capitulation, she was benefitting from what psychologists call “white guilt.” I saw that a lot when I lived in the United States. It is not necessarily a bad thing. It is the sort of line that peppers phrases like, “I was not responsible for what my ancestors did to blacks”, “it was a time of injustice,” etc. It is the sort of logic that justifies Jefferson and Washington, who called for liberty but had slaves. Jefferson even had a child with a black girl known as Sally Hemings. Or the argument that Abraham Lincoln liberated slaves though he did not believe in equality. Some analysts say they were products of their times.

    Was Carter powered by white guilt? Maybe? There is nothing wrong with that. I cannot forget the day I just started a programme with the prestigious Rocky Mountain News, and I waited at the gate for a cab to take me home. A family car stopped by and they – father, wife, son and daughter – wanted to give me a ride home. It was raining. I turned it down, because I did not want to bother them. As they left, their daughter kept looking back, her face weighted with pain. I regretted it later when I knew they wanted to help a black man, wet in his white shirt and black tie.

    If we have the sort of white guilt of Jimmy Carter, the world would tackle the bear of hate to a prostrate floor.

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    It is the power of childhood, and some Nigerians who grew up loving other ethnic groups without emotional encumbrances demonstrate that parents pay a price for turning their children to either tribal or religious bigots, or lovers of their neighbours. We see that from writers, politicians, governors and presidents.

    We must know that Carter loved humans hence has saved millions of Nigerians from river blindness, guinea worm, trachoma, malaria. His Carter Centre is labouring on, and it is the debt we owe that great man that even in death, he is still doing good.

    The other quality is his integrity, and some might call him naïve. Yes, he was, but there is good naïve and bad naïve. His was good. He did not, like Jonathan, make a flaky monument out of his humble background when he ran for president. He did not tell Americans, in false humility like Goodluck Jonathan, that he had no shoes as a boy. Carter had no electricity or pipe-borne water. As he put in his memoirs, he walked “barefoot in mud and manure”. He was the first U.S. president to be born in a hospital.

    When he ran for the world’s most powerful office, his fellow countrymen wondered, “Jimmy who?.” His first try at office was as a state senator and it was like an election in Nigeria when his opponents who hated his racial empathies did what might have happened in Nigeria. Dead people voted, ballot boxes were stuffed, and the numbers skewed. He challenged the process. Talk about naïve. He prevailed. His book, Turning Point, unveils the experience. When he ran for governor, someone helped him with a free plane ride all over the state. After he won, Carter asked him what he wanted from him. The fellow said he should say in his inaugural address the following, “The time for racial discrimination is over.” And Carter obliged.

    He had failed in his first guber try. He filled his days as an evangelical, travelling from city to city, and from house to house. After his term as governor, and he won a place in the White House, his tour has often been diminished by historians and journalists, perhaps because the American darling, Ronald Reagan, beat him. I was particularly unhappy with a piece by Time magazine’s essayist Lance Morrow, who painted the Carter years as gloomy and weak, and so Americans “buried him in a landslide.”

    The same view prevailed of Harry S. Truman, who succeeded Franklyn Roosevelt. It was in the early 2000s, kudos to historian David McCollough, that historians began to elevate him from good to near-great as president. I think people are revising their views of the Plains man. For a man who gave us Camp David and ended a generation of belligerence between Israel and Egypt. A man who hired more women and blacks into office, including in the judiciary, than all presidents before him combined. The man who gave us FEMA before many heard the phrase melting snow, or global warming. The man who set up the departments of education and energy, and installed the first solar panel in the White House. He was an evangelical, but he was prophet more for his acts than his utterance. His utterances were in his deeds.

    The reason he gets that lower rating is because he had better ratings after office. I am sure if he was asked if he wanted to be a great man instead of a great president, he would choose the former. Yet, what many writers and pundits were not brave to accept is that he was a great man who became a president. Not many can say same of Reagan, who walked to Mississippi in the heat of a racial killing and declared, “I believe in state’s rights.” That is a code for racism.

    Another reason was the hostage crisis when Iran held Americans for 444 days, and his rescue attempt failed. The Ayatollah released them to Reagan to spite Carter. Imagine that killing of Osama  has not sainted Obama but the hostage crisis has bedeviled Carter!

    In his books, especially A Full Life and An Hour Before daylight, he made a point about race in America. He showed that one of the reasons for deep resentment between blacks and whites was rooted in the Civil War. The whites who fought to retain racism were defeated, and so they saw themselves as a conquered people. Then the blacks, who were their wares were now the liberated. It gave them moral inferiority and blacks, in a deep and wounded sense, became emblems of their moral failures. It generated much hate, and the birth of the Ku Klux Klan, and what became known as the lost cause, may be rooted in that era of humiliation.

    When politicians from the south like Strum Thurmond of the Dixiecrats and George Wallace said “segregation today, segregation tomorrow and segregation forever,” the refrain roared from that sour blood.

    Hence, it is remarkable that a man like Carter rose from there. Martin Luther King Jr. said he expected the racial equality to begin from the south first. Genuine blacks distrust northeast elites who espouse liberal ideas but cannot host a black man in their front porches. A white friend who lived in Boulder, Colorado, a city of inherited wealth, was in my book club. He said, my neighbours love poor people but they don’t want them near.” They donate to charities but cannot share a quart of beer in a bar.

     The blacks trust a white man from the south who loved when he loved and hated when he hated. Like Carter. After all, a good gem comes out of fire. Like our man from Plains, Georgia.

  • A labour of love

    A labour of love

    Within three decades, they put together a primary school, a secondary school and a university. It is a labour of love and an act of faith. It is an unlikely story of how to pursue education, but it is an extraordinary tribute to tenacity.

    The hero of the tale is Pastor Samuel O. Olatunji, now pro-chancellor of Trinity University. He was with a few others as students at the University of Lagos, and he kept advancing the idea of starting a school. This was against the backgrounding of lament about education and standards. The Christian faith bound them together. They were members of the Four Square Gospel Church but on campus Pastor Kumuyi was holding fellowships that would bloom into the Deeper Christian Life Ministry. Pastor Olatunji graduated and worked in corporate Nigeria, for Dunlop, UAC and ran Gateway Bank. But his love was education.

    “I was not in the wrong job but I was not sure I was in the right job,” he said, advertising his ambiguity between wholesale devotion to starting a school and making a living as a finance expert.

    The seed started with a secondary school, known as Trinity International College.  But that sounds grand. They started with their own children. They did not have funding, and they did not have elaborate facilities. He and his friends, including Remi Lawanson and Haastrup Adenipekun, had later moved into the Redeemed Christian Church, and had raised the issue once at a church gathering. Ninety-two parents showed intention. But they started with a secondary school at Ikeja GRA. The parents of eight started with their own children. It was a boarding house. They didn’t have the cash to contract out the amenity. Rather parents and well-wishers donated the various facilities from refrigerator to kitchen materials.

    From scarce resources, they kept the school going before planning a permanent site on 60 acres of land in Ofada, Ogun State. In spite of the little money, a security man carted all the amenities on a truck and fled just a week to resumption. The parents had to rally with replacements. They had about 67 students when they decided to move to Ofada. Not all the parents would risk their children to a virgin land. The number dropped to about 40.

    They had to scramble for finance, even though Ofada villagers sold the lands for cheap. They had to build classrooms and hostels and teachers’ residence, within a few months between July and September, 1994. They gathered money here and there, including a five million naira loan from Owena Bank under Segun Agbetuyi. They had no collateral, no equity. The land was not worth much. But once they settled there, the principal opted out with half the teachers. It was a crisis.

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    The teacher also told parents that the school could not survive. Yet, Pastor Olatunji and the others showed the resilience of the project and secured a principal. So giddy was it, that the school had six principals in five years. The real encumbrance was money. Pastor Olatunji says any time they held a board meeting, the main issue was finance. In fact, the quorum for meeting was five out of 15 but they had to cut it to three because few attended. The recurring figure was Olatunji.

    Eventually, they secured Toyin Philips, from Atlantic Hall School in Lagos to head the school after years of persuasion. She held forth for 13 years, and her work was the elixir that the school needed. She prioritised the standards and welfare of others over hers. She even did not take salaries for three months. She stabilized the school. The school that started in 1994 had, by 2009, ranked third in WAEC in the country following Loyola Jesuit in Abuja.

    Word of mouth spread, and the school became a magnet for children of governors, ministers, commissioners and, at one time, a family had eight children on the campus. The primary school came after the secondary school. It is known as Trinity Foundation School. At one time, they increased school fees twice in one year. They maintain a regime of discipline and decorum among their students.

    Was there anytime they wanted to stop the dream? No, says Pastor Olatunji. Olatunji says he has always had the dream to start a school.

    “I love books, and I love education,” he exhales, and while in the finance world, he had secretly logged in a master’s degree in education.

    They had wanted to replicate the college in the east and north, but decided to focus on the university first. He was afraid that licences may become oversubscribed for tertiary institutions and the sums to acquire them may soar as we have in the banking industry. So, they applied for licence in 2010 but did not get it until 2019.

    “When the Sosoliso tragedy happened, we thought if we had Trinity in Port Harcourt, some of those children might have been saved,” he recalled.

    The journey to Trinity University was one of frustration from government. They started it on FFF Road in Yaba, but they have acquired a permanent site in Laloko, Ogun State. The university has now graduated two sets, and they have three faculties and 10 departments and 19 programmes. They include the faculties of nursing sciences, faculty of basic and applied medical sciences and faculty of arts and management sciences. The vice chancellor is Professor Olusegun Kolawole.

    One of the reasons that the project is a success is that the investors were looking for the right returns: a good school, and not money. It was because they had money in the bank and had succeeded with their primary and secondary schools that the university had traction. More importantly, none of the stakeholders wanted money back. It is a labour of love. It confirms the words of Winston Churchill, “We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give.”

    At the Yaba campus, there are hostels for male and female, and they have taken over the premises of the FFF, the furniture company.

    “All over the world, our students are doing well,” said Pastor Olatunji. Born in 1955, he is a man of slight build but committed energy. He speaks with a soft voice. In a moment of self-mockery, he recalls his looks years ago when the project started. Now, with grey hair and less emphatic strides, he smiles, “see what they have done to me.”

  • OBJ versus NNPCL

    OBJ versus NNPCL

    The thing about Olusegun Obasanjo is that he does not think Olusegun Obasanjo can have peace unless Olusegun Obasanjo does not make headlines. This time, he is fighting with NNPCL. What he did was being economical with the truth. First, he pretended he wanted Shell to run it, and one of the excuses of the multinational was corruption. They probably did or did not know that the man was also offering them a corrupt deal. In the interview, Obj did not mention Tra nscorp. He only said it was Dangote. The reason is simple. He wanted to tap into the success of the Dangote refineries. Two, he dodged his own filth in the matter. Obj had a so-called blind trust in Transcorp. What is that? He had an interest, and so he wanted to be in the oil business from the backdoor. But he was only being clever by half. He wanted to bequeath a corrupt deal to posterity. This was in the mould of his Bells University and Obasanjo Library. Both he acquired by subterfuge, raking up cash by blackmailing governors and politicians.

    So, he said the refineries could never work. In earnest, he was saying that he did not want the refineries to work. He was playing into a trend in both media and opposition who wanted the refineries to remain dud. They did not give NNPCL a chance.  So, it was not that NNPCL could not do it. It was that he wanted the business for himself. He failed, and decades after, he is still lamenting the pepper soup that got away. He is salivating in vain.

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    Well, if he says NNPCL could not do it, who is to blame? Was he not the president? Was NNPCL not reporting to him? On the face of it, we can say he failed as president. But it is more complicated than that. He wanted to fail so he could lap up another soup. He got neither. He failed and that explains why his successor who he glibly called Umoru cancelled the deal because of lack of transparency.

    NNPCL has invited him to the refineries. This is the first time that humour has come out of the oil giant. Corporations can also have a sense of humour. They know the man will not oblige. But is this not the same OBJ who, like Don Quixote, thinks he is bigger than the earth. This same man who seizes any opportunity as invitee and guest of honour to play baba.

    The thing is, he is still bellyaching over the last polls. He wants any opportunity, as the baba of obidients, to lash out without proof or reason at anything associated with President Tinubu. Well, he may have a blind trust in Transcorp, let him play blind at the evidence of the refineries all he wants. Those who have eyes can see.

  • A sunny chat

    A sunny chat

    I was with a few editors the other day and they expressed surprise at the acuity of the president in his first media chat of his reign. I expressed surprise at their surprise. Didn’t they know him, I wondered? Why would they expect anything less? One of them said, he acquitted himself better than the campaign, asserting that candidate Bola Tinubu was not coherent during the stumps. The gathering was not for that purpose, but my only response was that they were looking at his campaign from the wrong lens, so they saw the wrong thing. They saw and heard what they wanted to see and hear. In literary circles, it is called hermeneutics, the theory of reader-response.

    What was more coherent than “emilokan”? What was better phrasing than the “church rat and poisoned holy communion,” or the idea of “recharging Lake Chad?” Was he not the one who said he would bring headmaster Cardoso to help revive the economy? Or was he not the first of the four to promise to collapse the exchange rate regimes and remove fuel subsidies?

    Anyway, those who thought he was afraid of the chat, should be afraid no more. I read and watched a lot of comments about the outing. The contrarian voice said, the media team picked tame and suppliant journalists. Maybe they wanted gangsters as questioners. They asked very good questions, but such interviews cannot by any means exhaust all issues. No interviews of that calibre ever do. If any of them thought they could rattle the man, they were probably not prepared enough. The man is a soldier of wit, and can outmanoeuvre many a fighter as we saw. But what has been missing in all the comments so far is that President Tinubu did not fill the studio with the glum spirit of combat. It was a president of sunny face, cheery in spite of the gloom of the hour. He cheered to all the questions. Even when it called for sobriety, he spiced it with an optimistic tone. His spirit was saying, the moment must be biting, but let us look beyond the painful now. American President Franklyn Delano  Roosevelt who led his country through a war and depression on his wheelchair, had said, “the only thing to fear is fear itself.” It was in a time when people woke up to see their pockets dry, and men fell off roofs in suicide. It was like the words of the New Testament about fear coming over people because of the evil to come. President Roosevelt gave them so much cheer that the historian Doris Kearn Goodwin recalls the story of the man who said his roof had caved in, his wife had left him, he had no money in the bank and his dog had run away but he was happy because Roosevelt was president and would save the economy.

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    Tinubu may not have FDR’s eloquence but he evinced his spirit. Roosevelt, though, did not confront the sort of fractious malice we have today in Nigeria. Never mind an opposition figure dismissed his economic policy then known as The New Deal as the “raw deal.”

    No doubt, it was a sober media chat, but it is credit to the president, he lifted the gloom rather than bow to it. Even the phrase, “I doff my hat to him,” about FCT Minister Nyesom Wike, was nifty. The discussion on the tax bill was anticipated, but he was at once firm and conciliatory. He minced no words, though, about the thrust of the bill as “pro-poor.” As Reuben Abati noted, the president displayed a mastery of subject. At times, it seemed to me he had rattled his interlocutors, so much so, that their follow-up questions seemed tame.

    I would have expected, as some had observed, for the president to speak more about the suffering and his sympathy. But the nature of the exchange was less about emotions than logic. He had to justify fuel subsidy, collapse of exchange rate, tax bill, his ministers, war on corruption, the flights of inflation, mushroom of ministers, etc. On the cost of governance, I thought they could have asked him how much it cost government and whether cost of maintaining that many ministers was worth the investment. I think, they might have gotten better insight on the thinking of the man. I think the subjected spews much ignorance. Many do not know that more ministers do not mean more ministries. No new civil servants were hired or new infrastructures. They have to share the available resources.

    He, however, challenged them on anyone who was not performing, and it took a while for Abati to rib Wike, and the president lectured Nigerians on their disdain for order and compliances. A few days later, there was Wike and his sons in a photo-op with the president. When was the last time a president challenged a cast of high-profile editors and broadcasters and they were caught almost with no words dribbling off their lips?

  • Reading 2024

    Reading 2024

     As in any year, I read. Because I do, I sometimes cannot help to let them shine through my writings. I thought I should pick out some of the standout books that illumined my minds since January. I start with non-fiction. Few have read the memoirs of Julie Coker, the beauty queen and broadcaster. Her Book, Ere Yon, means sweet sounds in Itsekiri. It is a slight but riveting affair. As I told her, she might have done better by plying us with greater detail. She still can. The opening chapter was a masterpiece you might read from a Garcia Marquez or Peter Abraham’s Tell Freedom. It immerses the reader in the times and culture, the life in the creeks and Lagos. Did you know that her beauty almost caused a diplomatic row in the 1960’s when the brother of Liberian head of state wanted to snatch her from her husband? The foreign minister had to intervene. What might have happened if her date with Gowon did not coincide with the 1966 coup? Could she have been the first lady? Why did Fela -yes abami eda – violate the Queens College rule by driving pell-mell onto the premises to dazzle the white chaperons just because he must see Juliana?

    I can’t help but cite a book that enthralled me, The Age of Revolutions by Fareed Zakaria, the CNN host. He tracks revolutions over the centuries and exemplifies the futilities of their bloodthirsty excitements, with much praise to Britain for outclassing others, including Russia, France and Germany, by forging ahead without it. We love revolutions more than it loves us. The other nonfiction I read at my sleep’s expense is Erik Larson’s Demon of Unrest, about Abraham Lincoln and the American Civil War, a true narrative that sometimes reads like fiction for its detail and research and rigour about law, war strategy, prejudice, fascinating personalities, scenarios and American south. The other book is Viktor Frankl’s Man’s search for Meaning, about how humans tried to make meaning out of life in Hitler’s ovens of concentration camp during the Second World War. He developed an idea called Logotherapy. How can I forget Harvard Professor Samuel Sandel’s The Tyranny of Merit, a jibe at our self-important elite and how modern society is built on a meritocratic hubris. No wonder, the West and its underclass are fighting back with Brexit, Trump and a wave of immigration-baiting as excuse for lagging behind.

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    I can’t help but cite a book that enthralled me, The Age of Revolutions by Fareed Zakaria, the CNN host. He tracks revolutions over the centuries and exemplifies the futilities of their bloodthirsty excitements, with much praise to Britain for outclassing others, including Russia, France and Germany, by forging ahead without it. We love revolutions more than it loves us. The other nonfiction I read at my sleep’s expense is Erik Larson’s Demon of Unrest, about Abraham Lincoln and the American Civil War, a true narrative that sometimes reads like fiction for its detail and research and rigour about law, war strategy, prejudice, fascinating personalities, scenarios and American south. The other book is Viktor Frankl’s Man’s search for Meaning, about how humans tried to make meaning out of life in Hitler’s ovens of concentration camp during the Second World War. He developed an idea called Logotherapy. How can I forget Harvard Professor Samuel Sandel’s The Tyranny of Merit, a jibe at our self-important elite and how modern society is built on a meritocratic hubris. No wonder, the West and its underclass are fighting back with Brexit, Trump and a wave of immigration-baiting as excuse for lagging behind.

    I read not a few times of fiction. Some of them include Leo Tolstoy’s War and Peace, Charles Dickens’ David Copperfield and Larry Mcmutry’s Lonesome Dove. I re-read War and Peace, and I know I will come back to it at a later date. It is a love fest of a book, in personality portrait, in history, in philosophical onslaughts. I had planned to devour Copperfield all my life having read the abridged version in Class One at Government College, Ughelli. Part biographical, it is a bildungsroman, a novel of education, about how a boy grows up in 19th century England. It is not Dickens best, but it is my favorite Dickens. Olga Tokarczuk’s The Books of Jacob I also read twice. For a people dealing with the zealot as charismatic figure, you cannot escape this novel based on a real character known as Jacob who led a religious movement that combined Judaism and Christianity, and ripples with passion, deception, perversions and devotions.

     Chigozie Obioma’s The Road to the Country makes my list about the civil war, and it weaves the Nigeria crisis under the belly of the original sin. In the tale, reality interweaves with unrealism, witchcraft with prophecy, love and bloodshed. The quality of writing unspools the menace and beauty of adventure. It is a cautionary tale in a country where some see secession as a sort of romance. It says war is no party.

    Two other Nigerian novels, And so I Roar by Abi Dare and A Spell of Good Things by Ayobami Adebayo, I recommend. A sequel of her novel, The Girl with the Louding Voice, Abi Dare pursues the theme of a lower-class girl from rural Nigeria come to terms with patriarchy and its consequences, torching off a rebellion. Adebayo, author of Stay with Me, makes an intersection of extreme poverty and our cynical politics. In these days of high inflation and deprivation, the novel has great resonance. I should add Teju Cole’s Tremor, a novel that explores the folly of civilisation by exploding received truths and how our education has soiled our minds because those who control narratives also control power. Wonderful, breathtaking.

    Two novels I saw in film after I read them were Lonesome Dove and Anthony Doer’s All the Light We cannot see. Dove that spanned over 900 pages was both entertainment and lessons in American west. It sometimes reads like traveling in the underbelly of banditry in parts of the north. Funny that those parts, just a century ago, were deathtraps but are now cynosures of calm and civilization, from Texas to Colorado to Montana. Doer’s novel about love and light in Hitler’s Second World War, shows who is blind is probably more sighted. The movies are not entirely faithful to the prose.

    The book that keeps haunting me as the year ends is only a little bigger than Coker’s Ere Yon. It is Marieke Lucas Rijneveld’s The Discomfort of Evening. It is a family grieving the death of a son, and it spans parental tyranny to invocation of Hitler’s concentration camp. This winner of the International Prize for fiction is a wily narrative. Also unforgettable is The Vegetarian by Han Kang, and this year’s Nobel Prize winner, also a little longer than Coker’s work. But it turns vegetarianism into a window on human fanaticism and curiosity. My Brilliant Friend by Elena Ferrante is a post WW2 work of playful genius looking at how peacetime can be another version of wartime, and how devotion to another human being can be beguiling. I end with Jenny Erpenbeck’s Kairos about the love of an older man and a teenage girl and how it tells the story of the fall of the Berlin Wall. I am starting the new year by reading… …

  • A fowl story

    A fowl story

    It is intriguing that a fowl story should grab the Nigerian imagination at Christmas. Yet, it is not just about fowl alone, it is about killing but no one human is dead. We do not speak about fowls at Christmas without bloodshed. The bird cries as we hold its two legs, its wings flap with fear, its neck nervous at the invitation of a knife. Humans gaze with murderous appetite. We imagine the succulence of its thighs in a tomato stew, in pepper soup, in the ability of its thighs, wings or breast to lie beside a plate of jollof rice – not Ghanaian – in a parody of a décor.

    Yet it is no Christmas story. No buntings or decorated lights or corals in the air. We could say it is a foul story. It is the story of life and death, which is the story of a fowl anyway, especially at Christmas. But in this case, a human, not the fowl, was destined for the grave. We could call the story death by fowl. The human was going to die for stealing a fowl, and eggs to boot.

    Like many a Nigerian story, it is not as it seems. Ultimately, the law like a folktale tortoise comes into the tale. The law is a constant tragi-comic character in the Nigerian narrative. The fowl tale, especially this one, is typically Nigerian. The only thing left out of it – happily – is the rigmarole of political party, or tribe or faith. It gives us the convenience of fighting without God and without tribe.

    But government and law are involved, so we cannot run away from the hoopla that we love: to fight each other. This time, while we are not having tribe or the other’s God to fight, we have a new one: a chicken fight. The chicken fight usually is a fight in which cocks go at each other and the winner wins a prize for the owner. In this case, the law is the one in trouble. The law has taken a side in this chicken duel.

    Why should a judge side with the fowl against the human being? The chicken will die anyway and soon. But why sentence a boy of 17, Segun Olowookere, and another boy, Sunday Morakinyo, to death because they stole a fowl?

    They robbed a police officer, allegedly. They shot no gun, if they had a dane gun, allegedly. They did not slash any throat, if they had a cutlass, allegedly. So, do you go to your maker for stealing a mere chicken? You don’t steal a fowl for the sake of it. Only the hungry do that, and a fowl does not go beyond a family meal, or two. Even the bible allows you to steal if you are very hungry, but on the proviso you are not caught. If you are caught, you will pay sevenfold. But sevenfold is not the same as death.

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    But the boys have said they did no such thing. They did not steal anyone’s fowl. The police forced a confession. The two boys never knew each other until they were framed together. But that is a moot point now that both of them served 10 years already, more than the life of a fowl, and more than the lifetime of a digestion.

    At Christmas, it is often the fowl that is on trial. What’s on trial in this case is the law and the police. Some lawyers have said that the court had no competence to try it. Some said, they followed the law, and it was the case of armed robbery. Armed robbery with a dane gun and cutlass in the 21st century? No shots fired. The irony, a dane gun against a police officer who operates a modern gun? Yet, the dane gun man triumphs. He does not even fear that when he wants to rob, it should be a police man. It is a robbery as impunity, even as robbers go. Robbers assault the weak, except Anini and Osunbor are their ancestors. Even they waged modern warfare. I wish we can hear the policeman’s account. Did they steal his modern gun, too? No story has indicated that. Or did he run a home without armoury? He might have shot them after they had “chickened out.”

    Some lawyers say it was legal. That pains. Law can be cruel. History gives us examples of bad laws that sustained civilisations. Law condoned slavery, enthroned bigots who fattened on slave labour, endorsed colonialism, Nazism, collectivism, the Chinese purge, the Benin massacre, murder of blacks. Law still deprives women of inheritance. We are not right just because one is on the right side of the law. As Thoreau notes, “the law never made anyone a whit more just.”

    And the law has been a bait in these parts. We are seeing it with the elder and younger Obidients in an inter-state duel. We saw it in  the past election, when some wanted to upturn the Supreme Court justices into ciphers of their own perverted consciences. They wanted to turn Abuja into special vote, capsize minority to majority, so it may turn their loss into a grace of victory for them.

    Nor did it start in this republic. Remember in the First Republic when Justice Sowemimo said his hands were tied? Or before then when the Western Region crisis threw up two premiers and one governor at the same time? When the Supreme Court under Adetokunbo Ademola ruled in favour of Awolowo’s AG faction, their jubilation was cut short when the Privy Council – then the real Supreme Court – ruled from London in favour of Akintola. Just before the news broke in Nigeria, the AG shot itself in the foot by changing the law and annulling their own judicial victory and legitimating Akintola. The farce is compelling. So, as some say in Nigeria, no be today.

    But the foul story found mercy when the dancing governor of Osun State suspended his comedy and bestowed pardon on the boys. It seemed, like Sowemimo, that the judge’s hands were tied, and also sought gubernatorial mercy to untie them. As Shakespeare says, “all is well that ends well.” But first, we have to account for the 10 years the fellow spent behind bars. Time, we all know, is a great healer. But on the hand, “You can’t kill time without injuring eternity.” A Thoreau quote again.

  • A coup as revenge

    A coup as revenge

    It was an evening at the highbrow Metropolitan Club in Victoria Island and it was a surprise bash for a man of success. It was not just a party. It was an 80th birthday appreciation.

    The organisers intoxicated the soiree with a unique style. It was a coup. Chief Biodun Shobanjo had obeyed his wife, Joyce. She said he should dress up, which invoked an inevitable signature: a bowtie. He followed her out of the home. He walked, as he himself confessed later, like “an innocent lamb to the slaughter.”

    All the coup plotters were at the ready.  But the main plotters were known as the Shobi Collective, apparently led by Udeme Ufot, managing director of SO&U.

     But the chief coupist was not a man. So, when Chief Shobanjo strolled into the Met’s hall, everyone lined up on the aisle, to his amazement. It was a soiree of subversion. At first view, he saw everybody and nobody. Everyone shielded their face with a fan-like mask bearing his picture. So he saw everybody but the only face he saw was his own and many of him. As he walked from person to person, we took off our veils and he hugged coup plotter after coup plotter until he greeted everyone who attended. It was a parade of industry mavens, professionals, mentees, friends and associates.

    Enter Aremo Segun Osoba, Chief Segun Osunkeye or Mr. Nestle, industry icons and a few media names like Yemi Ogunbiyi, John Momoh and Thisday’s Eniola Bello.

     But the most striking parade was of his mentees, men and women who have risen to become industry hefties.

     They lined up, including Ufot, Funmi Onabolu, et al.

     It was a soiree of tributes from Momoh to Osoba to Osunkeye, and no story stirred the audience like the story of Ufot’s wife, Professor Dorothy Ufot about Shobanjo effect on their lives.

    The professor was a youth Corps member who paid frequent visits to Insight Communications, Shobanjo’s firm.

     The boss noticed and wondered what the young woman was looking for. He learned her then boyfriend Udeme had applied for a job at the company. She had vowed never to leave Lagos, and if their relationship was to continue, Udeme must work in Lagos.

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    So, she visited Insight for insights into his boo’s prospects for Lagos. The day Udeme landed the job, “we celebrated,” she said to laughter and applause. She is also a SAN and teaches law at BAZE University. Before she left the stage, she attributed her husband’s success to God and the celebrant.

    Who was the chief coupist then? The Shobi Collectives pointed a finger at the woman sitting beside the celebrant. His wife Joyce, that is.

    In calm humour, Shobanjo said: “I thought I knew my wife,” and all laughed, but she had led a plot. But the irony was on Shobanjo himself, which was a story barely hinted at that evening.

    Shobanjo was himself a master coupist who turned the industry upside down with a disruptive mould of doing, a generation of rebellion and imagination when he set up Insight and broke away from GrantCommunications,  and tradition.

     One of the items on the programme was called Payback, which was a presentation from the Shobi Collective.

     The real payback was the coup his men unfurled against him.

    He counted himself lucky that he was hearing such glowing tributes while he was still alive, although he promised he would still be around for another 20 years. A centenarian loading…

  • Oyinbokemi

    Oyinbokemi

    Kemi Badenoch may need to beware of the pratfall ahead. It is what hubris breeds. Rarely is a woman accused of hubris, perhaps a few like Cleopatra. Hubris is often a male venom because women seldom rise to the sort of power that invokes celestial self-confidence.

    In this regard, Badenoch is a class apart. Many don’t want a rehash of Badenoch’s rhetorics without restraint, her Nigerian putdowns, her repudiation of the land of her birth. Yet, as the cleric Bishop Kukah has eloquently written in a recent essay, we must credit her ability to traverse a country of a pedigree that enslaved blacks and built a civilization on the backs of the African race.

    She thinks she was plucked from the sky, a dizzy genius of self-manufacture. She does not seem, in her habits and attitude, to know gratitude to history, to go down in genuflection to the monuments that made her possible.

     She is not the first to so rise. We have known blacks, especially in the United States, who either star as inspiration for others or, for most part, take a cue from the words of an unlikely hero of humility: Winston Churchill. He said, “it was the people who had the courage of a lion, I simply had the luck to give it roar.”

    Obama acknowledged the exploits of centuries of blood and tears, of white butchery and blacks squelching through the mud bowed by lashes. Serena nods to Arthur Ashe. Coco Gauff thanks Serena. In Britain, Formula One Lewis Hamilton thanks all of them before him, especially in the U.S. but not without knowing that you can’t be a pioneer without the collective sacrifices of little people in little episodes. Those who protested in homes, in farms, on the plantations, like Bertha Mason, who screamed anonymously in the attic in Charlotte Bronte’s novel, Jane Eyre. Or Mansfield’s Judgment of 1772 in favour of James Somerset, a slave who would not toil in the plantations outside England. Or our own John Fashanu, or even a sleek Arsenal star Bukayo Saka, whose Nigerian name, unlike Kemi’s, rankles the British soul soothingly.

    Badenoch should remember that a few other Nigerians and African names, too many to say, have been in British politics, and have made names like hers not too shabby for the ear and sensibility of the British. To refer to Churchill again, “to each, there comes in their lifetime a special moment when they are figuratively tapped on the shoulder and offered a chance to do a special thing.”

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    As Nixon wrote in his memoirs, “history affects us more than we affect history.” War made Roosevelt, slavery minted Lincoln, suffering sainted Mother Theresa, apartheid gave us Mandela. We have to be humble before history. We are not as great as we think we are. History is like what the playwright Arthur Schopenhauer describes willpower, as “a strong blind man who carries a lame man who can see.”

    A few examples of blacks who rose by discounting their fellow blacks should help Kemi. They are Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson. Woods is the best golfer whoever lived, even if he has not clobbered as many majors as Jack Niclaus’ 18. When his stardom lit its first tinder, he had a meeting with existing stars of his colour, especially Jordan. They asked him to stay away from politics, and focus on golf. Retreating from controversy would mount up the dollar deals, and he did. When he was asked in Missouri about a question, he replied, “I am a golfer.” He became a darling of all. Blacks and whites embraced him.

    Then came the fall that exposed his many peccadilloes. The whites turned their backs on him, and it was the blacks, who he would never marry, who would never date, he never identified with that gave him succour in that painful hour. It was his time of solitude. Michael Jackson became so white that he wanted to look white. Then he had troubles of his own, and he fell into accusations of sexual perversion. He opened up in a new album asserting, to some as an exaggeration, that they -white- “don’t care about us.”

    It is the sort of trap Badenoch has to avoid. He is the first to become the leader of a major political party. It is not just a major political party, but the most organized political party in history. It is the oldest in history. It is also the most successful having gobbled up power two-thirds of the time. Before they were called Conservatives, they have been a loose group known as Tories since the third quarter of the 17th century. Most notably it was the party of slavery and monarchism. It was in the aftermath of the Reform Act in the 19th Century that it became organized fully as the Conservative Party. It is no mean task that Badenoch sits on top of story of the Tories.

    It does not call for vanity but sanity. Kemi does not act like a politician of that stripe. He should learn, too, that his party has a history of intolerance for bumbling leaders, white or black. That explains its success. Kemi should be wary, lest she becomes as black as a blip of history. If she wants to lead the party to victory, and become its first black prime minister, she has to remodel her character. Her personality is helping her today. But she needs character more.

    When Vice President Kashim Shettima says she could remove her name as Kemi, we suddenly saw her appealing to her Yoruba roots. That is not only foolish but sophomoric. Yoruba has always been Nigerian since she was born. Her biography shows she grew up in the Southwest where she had all the experience she derides. So, trying to separate Yoruba from Nigeria is vacuous. A president – who is Yoruba – is today fighting Boko Haram, and most Nigerians, North or South, abhor that group.

    She should beware of what some call Coconut – black outside, white inside. Or else, we might not call her Oluwakemi but Oyinbokemi, a name she seems to propagate with her acts. Kemi means take care of me.

  • Between Akume and Atiku

    Between Akume and Atiku

    When George Akume, secretary to the federal government, said there is no vacancy in Aso Rock in 2027, he was not expected to say anything different. He was deferring to a growing convention in Nigerian politics: that it is the turn of the south to have its eight years. But, as usual, our master of political pirouette, Atiku Abubakar, will have a thing or two to say. He said it is time for mathematical parity. He is calling for his own version of equality of regions in the calculus of power. He says, since 1999, the South has been in the saddle more than the north. If we make the calculation, he says it would be six years. His is math as mischief. First, if south gets it till 2031, it will mean the North will take it till 2039. By then, it will be two years advantage. This is counting from Yar’Adua, whose tenure was ended by death and his position Jonathan took. It was the will of providence, not the south, that it turned out so.

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    But Atiku was only clever by stealth. His math is so poor, perhaps that is why his primary school certification is still under a cloud. If we want to make any calculation, it has to originate in 1960. The South was in power only in the Obasanjo years, and that was because Murtala Muhammed was assassinated. If not, it would have been nada for a southern leader. So, between 1960 and 1999, a southerner was Nigerian leader from 1976 to 1979, barely three years out of 39. If the South were to call for parity, it would be unfair because the North would not be in power for a generation. Who wants that?

    The problem with Atiku is that he does not care about democratic tenets but his tenancy in Aso Rock. He knows he will be 86 years by 2031, and he cannot wait, so he wails. He is counting time because he is marking time and running out of time. Pity Atiku. A teardrop for him.

  • Old man and the siege

    Old man and the siege

    It is a pity that Obidients are dragging all of us into their mess. Afe Babalola, like his benefactor, the Owu chief, are Obidients. Farotimi, a strident megaphone of Obi, is also a chip off the old block. Now, their arteries are blocked with a riot of plaques. That is the plague of the Obidient movement. Their bloodline is in crisis. Everyone knows it except the Obidients themselves. That is the sorry state of that rabble.

    Now, we see an old man and his son fighting in public. Peter Obi runs from pillar to the post in Ekiti to play peacemaker. Obi starts a storm. He must end it. After a meeting, no resolution except the resolution to keep kicking up the dustbowl. A dysfunctional family.

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    The drama has everything in a farce. Father is fighting a son. Son is acting like a brat and father is acting like a fuddy-duddy. Son calls the police, and carts him to town and locks him up. The children are crying, from professor to mechanic about rule of law. Whereas it is they who should talk to themselves about washing their linens in public. They suffer from self-forgetfulness. First, they forget that the battle is in the house. They attribute their son’s fate to a man who has nothing to do with it: the president. He is the one they hate. Even when they err, it is his fault. What a shame.

    To give it respectability, a book is in the tale. But it is more tale-bearing than facts. Farotimi says he has facts but they are in the court who nailed him. Some quibble over why he was in detention. The police add to the grist. The book is a best seller, but it is not Lady Chatterley’s Lover, or Mark Twain’s Huckleberry Finn or To kill a Mocking Bird. This one is trash. No law professor unless an Obidient renegade would teach it except on how not to teach law. But as all farces go, trash must enjoy a pride of place. The old man is under attack, and he must weather the storm from  a ragged mass of hair that leads a rabble