Category: Sam Omatseye

  • Splurging at UNGA

    Splurging at UNGA

    The news made the rounds that President Bola Tinubu and his entourage spent N442 million at UNGA, and commentators went to town to trash the president. I wonder what they were thinking on TV, newspapers and the ululating social media. The president went to UNGA to make negotiation with potential big-name investors to bring hundreds of millions or billions of dollars of investment to the country, and they are bellyaching over a small sum relative to its windfall. Some commentators are so filled with hate they lack perspectives and contexts. They don’t know what it takes for many government representatives  to negotiate with  experts. The ceremony of the president and the heads of the corporations is just the icing. If they don’t know this, the pundits should ask first before spewing ignorance. Maybe they expect the staff to visit the top players of the world economy from a third-rate hotel in Brooklyn.

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    It is not as if the news was not in the public domain. What amount of money do you expect from meetings with such titans as General Electric, Exxon Mobil or Meta Technologies? In India we knew of billions in pledges. Expect America to be smaller? Prejudice can make dullards of smart minds.

  • Bible cousins at war

    Bible cousins at war

    For some, it is about the Bible. For others, it is a fly in Allah’s holy ointment. America, like the tortoise in African folktales, is in the story.  It’s harm and Hamas. Iran snarls eerily behind flying rockets. Putin gloats. Netanyahu is thirsty with firepower. Children and women squeak and die in Gaza. Jewish Kibbutz wails and rages. For almost all, it is like an evocation of novelist Bessie Head’s novel: a question of power.

    What we are witnessing is barbarism in the name of God. Hamas stands for a perverted view of its God. Israel exploits a religious prophesy, and even a right, to do the wrong thing. This is what happens in a dysfunctional family, especially in a malice of cousins.

    In jokes, some may say it was Abraham’s portent of lust, when he yielded to Sarah’s tease. A puff of passion yielded one out of two in the first instance. Then later another one came out of a different two, father Abraham being the constant. The result? Isaac and Ishmael battle through the ages.

    But the story is more potent than that. Jews were in the land and left. First time they went into exile. Prophecies said they would return, and they did. Then they fell out of favour, and scattered abroad again.

    They always see themselves, more than any in history, as the race of destiny. Hence today, some Christians anoint Israel, who crucified Christ and forswears him even today, as part of their holy commonwealth. Many have never seen any wrong when Israel jackboots Palestine like apartheid South Africa. Not that the story is one-sided. When cousins fight, there is often enough blame both ways. America supports Israel for strategic reasons, faith being just an adjunct. It is their bulwark in a volatile region.

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    For Christians, it is the land of miracles, where Jesus turned water into wine, exuded the charm of the humble, whipped desecrators of the temple, whipped up brotherly love, died at Golgotha, trekked the Via Dolorosa, rose the third day. Also, where Moses parted the Red Sea. Elijah did not see death. Paul had the great conversion.  Stephen saw God.

    So, it must be the people who are now bombing Gaza, letting high rises collapse on kids and parents. It is hard to tell them that Judaism is no Christianity, and when Jesus even anticipated the Jews returning, he wanted them to be Christians first. Remember his words, “O Jerusalem, Jerusalem, thou that killest the prophets, and stonest them which are sent unto thee, how often would I have gathered thy children together, even as a hen gathereth her chickens under her wings, and ye would not! Behold, your house is left unto you desolate. For I say unto you, Ye shall not see me henceforth, till ye shall say, Blessed is he that cometh in the name of the Lord.”

    Jerusalem indeed fell afterwards in A.D. 70. And they wandered the earth until the 20th century with what is known as the Balfour Declaration when the British eked out states after the First World War from the Ottoman Empire. It was called a Mandate. John Balfour, British foreign minister, spearheaded the campaign for their return to the homeland. Theodore Herzl started the Zionist movement in the 19th century.

    The state of Israel was born in 1948, and some see it as the first time an exiled race would return home twice. Now, did the return make them beloved? Jesus said they would not see him until they say “blessed is he that cometh in the name of the Lord.” Today they are not fulfilling this. But pastors and Christian commentators say they have to stick to them until that happens. Paul, an Israelite, told them “Your blood be upon your head;…from henceforth I will go unto the gentiles,” after preaching to their unheeding souls.

    But faith sometimes blinds some Christians to a more nuanced narrative of the region. For a fact, the Jews left the land, but the land belongs to them. They left it for centuries and others occupied Palestine and built generations of sentiment, of traditions and memories there. That makes it senseless to sweep the Arabs away.

    Yet, a Peel Commission in 1936 gave the Arabs an opportunity to share the territory in a two-state solution. The Arabs have turned down the proposals six times. The closest was under President Bill Clinton with Yasser Arafat and Ehud Barak. Prime minister Barak conceded many things to the Palestinians and said on television that it was going to be the best chance for eternal peace in the region. Clinton pressured Arafat, and for the first time, the world had the impression of a begging Israel. Arafat turned from coy to coward. He was not a leader. He said no. A few days later, the hawk Ariel Sharon provoked the Arabs by walking into their Jerusalem mosque and gave birth to the second intifada. The Arabs lack a leader of Ghandhi’s or Mandela’s charisma, who would rather lead the people than otherwise.

    Since then, rightwing politics has taken root in Israel. With Sharon’s defiance, his baby in hubris also known as Bibi, became prime minister and he has flourished as monster leader. A corrupt, front-guard fundamentalist, Bibi has shown no mercy. He does not call Gaza and West bank Judea and Samaria like Golda Meir. Hamas has covered the internal sins of Netanyahu. Shakespeare knew men like him: “Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall.”

    This essayist cannot fathom why the Arabs cannot accept concessions to enable a two-state solution. Yet, few know that the situation in Gaza is inhuman. They don’t have a passport, seaport, or airport; no water, electricity. Over 60 percent of the people have no jobs. The children have no future, the elders see their past in their children. It is inhuman, and Israel wonders why an extremist group like Hamas exists?

    The Palestinians seem to live as though victimhood is better than liberation. The same spirit inspired this line from poet Mahmud Darwish, “Don’t ask of me, my love, the love I once had for thee.” They seem to loathe what poet Robert Graves calls “freedom, by faith won.” Yet, Israel enables such a masochist sentiment. The two peoples can’t live together, a life delineated in Mr. Mani, a multi-generational novel by A. B. Yehoshua.

    The present war may wipe out Hamas. It may not wipe out their spirit. Remember, Hezbollah rose from the ashes of a similar onslaught in southern Lebanon. It is a war without end.

  • A bow for BAO

    A bow for BAO

    Very rarely would a man become governor, and what you see is a sense of class without noise, performance without percussions and his folks appreciate his presence, not impresario.

    Ekiti State governor, Biodun A. Oyebanji, also called BAO, is one year in the saddle, and like stream without a splash, he rides the boat of state with many things to beat his chest about. His first doing was to bring the state together, weaving a state of PHDs with a better sort of enlightenment: humility of purpose.  We saw that as he mobilized his state for the party’s presidential candidate now president Bola Tinubu, how he visits projects, makes unexpected cameos at schools, hospitals, parleys elders and predecessors in spite of party loyalties.

    His imprint is bold in different fields. Is it in the civil service where he has granted full autonomy to its revenue service and disbursed housing loans to about two thousand workers, normalized appointments, given car loans and paid N10 billion in pensions? Is it in security with modern technology and men? Or is it 68 percent performance of IGR? Up to 18 major road rehabilitations and constructions are either completed or near so. In education, a lot of reconstruction work is afoot in schools at primary and secondary levels while scholarships and grants are going the way of many a grateful student, including law students. As it is with education, so it is with healthcare.

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    The first year does not tell the whole story of an administration, but it gives a hint of the vision. BAO has enthusiasm, and has shown that charity must begin at home. Playing frugal, he is not spending any money yet on official cars for his office, making do with his predecessor’s.

    Office is about discomfort before outward grandeur. Grandeur already is written into the esteem of the office. BAO enjoys it without the material splendour of new-fangled convoys and furniture. There will be time enough for that. For now, Ekiti has a shepherd that allows his work to congratulate him.

  • Atiku and Obi: certificate miracles

    Atiku and Obi: certificate miracles

    Peter G. Obi gave a press conference to ape his former master Atiku, asking about President Tinubu’s identity. But now, he has to face his own chi as a party spokesman is invoking his dead brother and a dud name. so, who is Peter Obi? The question is thrown back at him. Is he impersonating his brother, as the LP man asks, because of what is the discrepancy in the names on his NYSC and Degree certificates. It may mean nothing or everything, but this is what happens when one wants to be a purist in order to harm others. But how is it that Obi had to be an undergraduate before he qualified to get WAEC?  Same to Atiku, who had a master’s degree without a first. Both are miracle men. We don’t know what to call him. Jokoli, Sadiq or Sidiq. Even if he changed his name, we need proof. He went to Chicago to seek proof. We want one here. As lawyers say, he who comes to equity must come with clean hands, and clean names.

  • Atiku’s rolling stone

    Atiku’s rolling stone

    The United States university where I taught relied on my journalistic pedigree for nine years before asking for my degree. But the authorities did not seek my certificate. They wanted my transcript.

    So Abubakar Atiku should accept my sympathy for his ignorance. As Jesus pleaded, Father, forgive them for they know not what they do. Asking for forgiveness does not always move God. Only repentance.

    In the book of Revelation, John prophesied against Christ’s unrepentant foes at Golgotha. “They that pierced him…shall wail because of him.”

    Atiku, still unrepentant, is already wailing. He wailed all the way to Chicago. Before then, he wailed at the Court of Appeal.  He said President Bola Tinubu did not attend Chicago. He and his fellow traveller in a different bus,  Peter G. Obi.  Obi  just told him he is not his Gee when the Adamawa chieftain wanted to recruit him into a coalition of the aggrieved. So, both keep pining and rumbling forward, grumbling and looking askance at each other across bus windows. They will keep looking askance until such a grudge match will roll the buses into a supreme curse. Like a rolling stone with no moss.

    When the PEPC exposed the apology of his lawyers’ logic, they changed the complaint. They trundled to Chicago State University and an American court. The court said to release the transcript. The transcript said one thing, they saw another. It’s like the Bible quote that they have eyes but they see not. Suddenly, the worry is not that Tinubu was a genuine student. The student passed but with a fake certificate? If it is not blaming the student for going to school, it is also blaming him for being a honour’s student. Blaming him for being brilliant. I have heard SANs, party racoons and self-appointed commentators walk that mendacious path. I have called such lawyers SANS sans honour. Jesus poured woe on lawyers for hiding the key of knowledge. For them and other so-called pundits, I invoke author of War and Peace Leo Tolstoy’s call to “Educate the educated.” They squeak rather than speak and pine rather than opine. They emote and elope from reason. It is the contusion of the cerebellum. They are serfs in Atiku’s orbit. We call for their freedom from his fiefdom of lies and desperate malignancy.   It is, at bottom, an opportunism of the paymaster. The payees are willing. Feuding on behalf of a feudalist.

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    For about 48 hours, they kept mum and combed for mischief. Then voila! They saw female instead of male. A gender change in tribute to the LGBTQ world. They even donned the president with gele. They acted like cultural pariahs. In torturing reality, they shuffled papers, mistaking certificate for transcript.

    With mischief, they turned fact without tact. They would not even applaud our first president to graduate with high honours, a parade of As. The so-called SANs say it was a forgery because the deposition said CSU did not issue the certificate. They saw blood. Television and social media buzzed. But they were deluded. It was like Tantalus in Homer’s Odyssey where a fruit hung and no one could touch it. It is the root of the word tantalise.

    They reflected ignorance. They conflated Nigerian system with that of the US. In Nigeria, we ask for certificates. In the US, like in my own case, they ask for transcript. In Warri, we say in pidgin English, “who no go no know.” They are locals with a yokel mentality. Atiku may be a billionaire, but he still knows nothing. Hence, he was allegedly involved in a case with Congressman William Jefferson now in jail over fraud. Because he was alleged to have a hand in funneling $40 million into the US, Congress passed a law on money laundering. And the Adamawa man whose Nigerianness is still in dispute, even in Cameroun, ran from his American home. He was luckier than his wife who got caught and wailed into jail.

    He and his lawyers know nothing about third party agents. It is capitalism. Middlemen now play in the service industry. Not a few things are outsourced today.

    Atiku and his lawyers have travelled. “Nothing develops intelligence like travel,” wrote novelist Emile Zola. Immanuel Kant never saw the world but became known as the father of modern philosophy with his idea of teleology that gave us Hegel, Max, 20th century revolutions and restraint. It is not about their lack of travel. They left their minds at the airport. Psychologists call it arrested development.

    They accept CSU when it suits them. They toss it when it doesn’t. CSU said, Tinubu was male. His admission letter said same. From the campaigns, they have made him into many incarnations. A woman in Chicago. An 80-plus-year-old. A sick and dying man. A Guinean before an African American. A spirit booed in Europe when he was in Nigeria. An African American, just because he filled a form. All African immigrants were forced to fill African American in forms because there was no African box to tick. It’s better now.

    Atiku would do well to show us his own certificates. His PTDF certificate under OBJ. His customs taxi certificate. Certificate for selling Nigerian companies like Aladja Steel.

    He said he did not betray Tinubu. This is the man he openly called “my brother” at a book launch in 2006. He ran to Tinubu for help from OBJ’s koboko. How could he have become AC’s flagbearer without Tinubu? Who knew him in the party? He lied that he did not want Tinubu as his running mate because he was a Muslim? Was he not behind Abiola and Kingibe?

    Where is the tape of that assertion that it was because of the Muslim-Muslim ticket he rejected him? When did Atiku care about such things? Didn’t he tell Arewa that the north should vote for him because he is Fulani, and shun others, including his Gee and Tinubu, who were not northerners? If not for Tambuwal, he was dud as candidate? Is it not the sort of bigotry we are condemning? He is just afraid of Tinubu.

    But fear has now turned into hate. As Shakespeare wrote, “In time we hate that which we often fear.” People who believe him deserve our pity. Truth intimidates them. They are mob morons. No one is saying Atiku had the votes. They call themselves moralists. They were trumpeters of 25 percent. That’s outdated. Certificate is new. They are not ashamed to evangelise a man who did not get the votes.

    They think they are majority because they make high-decibel noise with lies and delusions. They are like the words of T.S. Eliot: “Human kind cannot bear very much reality.” Since they would not accept the truth, wrote Paul in the Bible, God has given them over to a reprobate mind.

    He reminds me of a school principal in Delta State whose team kept yielding goal after goal in a football match. He picked a sheet of paper in fury to write a protest for poor officiating. Just as he wrote the first sentence, he heard an uproar, and asked, “is it a goal again?” Indeed! That is the story of Atiku’s serial failures, an actor of pirouettes and turnabouts, moving headlong to his last and final fall. He knows there is no way open for him. He knows, at 80 plus, no party would look his way in 2027. The last gasp of a drowning man. Like Okonkwo and Oedipus, Atiku sees the end, but he cannot help himself as he cascades downwards. Following how the scales fell in Tinubu’s favour, he should have seen destiny’s hands. Ebenezer Obey’s line should jolt him. Ayanmo mi latowo oluwa ni – My destiny is in God’s hands.

  • Like Achebe, also Soyinka

    Like Achebe, also Soyinka

    Such an immortal gesture from the Boom of Anambra Orchestra, Charles Soludo, for naming an airport after our eminent bard, Chinua Achebe. The Anambra State governor had a sense of place and timing, and it was a plus for intellectual pursuits over a philistine world and time. Achebe had lamented the Igbo tendency to privilege trade over all else. Governor Soludo bestowed a well-deserved plaudit to a beloved raconteur and cultural icon. I hope the same will go to Soyinka as he turns 90 next year. We should not wait till they go before erecting their monuments. We have no comparable honour for Kongi in Yorubaland. A university, I think, should be named for him. We need national busts and landmarks for the trio, including J.P. Clark. They should not be restricted to their home states. Governor Emmanuel Uduaghan materialised the J.P. Clark centre in the University of Lagos with Professor Hope Eghagha playing a role.

  • Akpabio, lies and democracy

    Akpabio, lies and democracy

    It might have been laughable, if not grave. An online portal reported that Senate President, Godswill Akpabio, opened an office for his wife. It is the sort of nonsense that will continue to inundate the online world until the traditional media, especially the proprietors and Guild of Editors wake up. Posterity will frown at us as we watch the integrity of our profession sullied by a mendacious brood. Today, New York Times has over 10 million paid subscribers. The Wall Street Journal and Washington Post have fewer but nonetheless boast robust millions. We cannot grow because we have left the place to leeches.

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    Senate President Akpabio gets my sympathies. It happened because media managers are asleep. He does not deserve such an embarrassment. We witnessed same in reporting the Kaduna Tribunal verdict when online portals who had no reporters in the court trended online with a farrago of lies. It’s not only the media on trial. It’s democracy.

  • Northern Muslims, Christians and national conference

    Northern Muslims, Christians and national conference

    Southern Kaduna is a parable as to whether we can, as a people or peoples, ever live together as one, or exercise civilised pretence. Or whether we can hug, wine and dine. Or whether we will continue to lock horns and make nights of noons.

    Not long ago, a seminarian became a metaphor of such a quandary. A band of goons invaded a church, but two bare-handed priests abandoned altar civility and tore the other cheek. They repulsed them. Blood in their eyes, the frustrated bandits burned the St. Raphael’s parish rectory in Fadan Kamantan. Inside was Na’aman Danlami, the seminarian. He had entered as a human, Bible-toting, a prayer specimen, a fury for the Holy Ghost. But he came out as human toast; stiff, roasted, blackened, past praying for.

    It is a malevolent reincarnation of T.S. Eliot’s Murder in the Cathedra. He was murdered in his safest place. Something did not just startle where he thought he was safest, to quote writer George Lamming. Something unsettled. He expired in fire and smoke.

    The story is about the church. But it is about something larger. It is about a region crawling with fear and trembling. It is about ethnic tension, Muslim and Christian, political bickering and brick walls, about bad men walking the night. It is about a quest for equality and plunder of scarce resources. It is about cunning and sectarian murder, about cash and cassocks. Above all, it is not a story of Southern Kaduna alone. It is a story of Nigeria. The bonfire of death and fear in that region triggers the question: Should we ever convene a sovereign national conference, or when or how?

    Only recently, the same region exploded in jubilant uproar when Major General C.G. Musa, one of them, was made the top man of the armed forces. They had coalesced their vote against a so-called Muslim-Muslim ticket. The pirouette in spirit came because they now perceive Tinubu as a possible friend. They have voter’s remorse. But then, under this administration they have seen not a few attacks. Now, if it was not the Tinubu administration looking the other way, what was wrong?

    My investigation shows that it is as religious as it is not, and ethnic as it is not. Recently, when armed caches were unearthed, who were arrested? They were not Fulani but people bearing Christian names. One of them was named Napoleon John as gunrunner. His partner? Monday Dunia. But those who burned the seminarian were Fulani by eye-witnesses. Recently, though, eight persons were arrested by the army for killings in the place. Six had clear northern, presumably Fulani names. But two of them were William Barnabas and Adamu Joseph. So what’s going on?

    This writer learned that the matter is more complicated than it seems. While the Fulani do the onslaughts, who is their spy? Some locals believe that villagers on the take collaborate with the goons and tell them who is in town, what place to pillage and when. This is a matter for the secret service to examine.

    According to a source, “some clerics are taking advantage of the mayhem to make capital from both Rome and Saudi Arabia. They elicit donations when churches and mosques get burned and by parading IDPs as being persecuted for their faiths. They also exploit funding from politicians and enthusiastic international donor organisations.” The region has dignified clerics  who rise above such vanities, including the well-known Bishop Hassan Kukah.

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    So, the ill will may not account for all or even the majority of the troubles. But it brings difficulty to the fight against terror, and in identifying the omens among men. Nor is it peculiar to southern Kaduna that persons have taken advantage of the Fulani hordes. Former Benue State Governor Samuel Ortom made a career out of a hate of haters. He made love from a feast of haters. The herders were evil enough, but he exacted a raison d’etre to thrive on it. With dark extravaganza of public funerals of herdsmen victims, he gave life and even respectability to a career of ineptitude as governor. We have seen this in parts of the north.

    The army in recent times has been combing communities for informants and collaborators in Southern Kaduna. That is an effort that should be intensified even as caches are found and arrests made. It is not a day’s job but a long, hard slog.

    We have peaceful locals who are Fulani. But who is to know who is for peace and for trouble, even among the Fulani settlers?

    It is the same sort of suspicion that has pervaded the country. The Yoruba and Igbo in Lagos, the Itsekiri and Ijaw in Delta, sometimes Itsekiri and Urhobo, the Ibibio and Anang, North and south, the Ikwerre and Igbo. It takes intra-ethnic colour, like the Ife and Modakeke.

    But this is expected in today’s world as globalization is creating such tensions. Nations are turning into racial ramparts in Europe and North America. There is even a call to abolish the international protocol on Refugees to allow nations reject migrants swarming their shorelines. It’s what Jesus called “distress of nations and perplexities.”

    It raises a question as to whether democracy is enough for the modern era. Or is it a problem of democrats? For instance, barely five decades ago, Christian natives up north craved the Fulani herdsmen and competed to welcome them to their farms. When they were leaving, they threw parties. They accepted their differences, unlike the assertion by French philosopher Montaigne, who wrote, “We all call barbarous, things that are contrary to our habits.”

    It is an irony today the bad Fulani and bad locals are the ones allegedly causing friction. They make the news and make the bombs. Their guns discriminate against none. As Napoleon said, “to a cannon, all men are equal.”

    In the halcyon days, they never called a national conference. They had what political scientist call a social bargain. They lived with unwritten rules. The British constitution’s beauty lies in the heart, not on the letter. It is the sort of feeling that made Idy Enang, a marketing guru to tell the Ikoyi Club celebrants at the club’s 85th anniversary symposium that he named his daughter Morenike for lack of such translation in his language.

    We had a national conference under Jonathan, but it was an extravaganza of grandstanding and vaporous rhetoric. We need what Aristotle called “civic friendship,” as a prelude to free citizenship. Today, we have Christian and Muslim citizens, Yoruba, Hausa and Igbo citizens. We are yet to have Nigerian citizens. The unwritten civic bargains, as we witnessed in the last elections, are mainly ethno-religious. Such a backdrop can only doom a national conference.

    We are in an age of charismatic leaders who ride populist hysteria. Our leaders can enthrone a new kind of social contract based on justice, the equity of resources and equity of recognition. It will banish kingpins of tribe and faith and announce a sojourn in citizenship. Lee kwan Yu did it so well that when a Chinese leader visited Singapore, the Chinese natives shunned his appeal to race. It is the way to mark a 63rd birthday.

  • Soluife in Anambra

    Soluife in Anambra

    Education is the seed bed of any development. Roman historian and philosopher Tacitus harped it. It is also the audacity of Awo’s vision. Today, in Anambra State, Governor Chukwuma Soludo is inking his policy on that chalkboard. His name means “follow peace.” He is doing a lot in that regard, galvanizing his fellow Igbo governors to confront unease in the region. But his education policy is the dynasty statement. If his name means follow peace, he is also following the light, or Soluife. With his distinctive voice of a broadcaster that has earned him the title of the “Boom of Anambra Orchestra,” he announced free education up to JS three. It is big step. Education, as he says, will make the son of a mechanic become a managing director. The son of a driver will not become the driver of his father’s boss. Education disrupts dynasty. Soludo is one governor bringing imagination to the service of scarce resources.

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    It means that those who have forced their wards to hawk on streets can now swap trade for brains. Their little children will become potential points of light to illumine the future. Soludo will not shy from saying he attended public schools at the primary, secondary and university levels. He is paying back with public service.

  • OBJ’s ostentatious humility

    OBJ’s ostentatious humility

    Olusegun Obasanjo thought he could undo ewo with one dobale. He thought wrong. By bowing to the Olota of Ota he had made enough ebo or sacrifice for his sacrilege. Wrong! Yoruba purists are not having it. They saw his bow as showy, an act of ostentatious humility, a pompous eating of crow. They even saw it as strategic humility in mockery.  He was probably saying, “If you think I disrespected the obas, I take a bow. Shotan!” But it is bowing as revenge, a cynical extravaganza of the humble pie. The people have frustrated his prostration by saying no to his act.

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    They want words of apology, not actions, not a theatre of a man who wanted to stoop to conquer. Even the English playwright Oliver Goldsmith will laugh in his grave at this gerontocratic guile. Goldsmith might have quoted the line from his play, She Stoops to Conquer, “I find this fellow’s civilities begin to grow troublesome.” Or when OBJ’s bosom neared the floor at Ota, that “those who have most virtues in their mouths have least of it in their bosom.” The play was about a woman. It seems written for OBJ. The Yorubas are too sophisticated for such cunning. The point is that he knows. The bard Soyinka, another playwright of the absurd, entertained a cultured audience with a mockery of the mocker. If OBJ could turn his wife’s response to a lovers spat, he has kept mum on Kongi, his nemesis and neighbour.