Category: Sam Omatseye

  • Atiku’s weird Math

    Atiku’s weird Math

    Nyesom Wike is no one to speak a trifle. Forget about his amateur line distinguishing pressmen and journalists. In spite of his tendency to humour, he is a serious man. Reacting to the reports of the G-5 and their endorsement, he made a remark about Atiku Abubakar, the PDP flag bearer meeting with governors in his home in Dubai. Who did he meet with? This drew a reaction from Femi Fani-Kayode over the hobgoblin of a northern hegemony and a Fulani taking over from a Fulani. My reporting shows that APC governors are intact but a certain governor in the north I will not name now is the turncoat. He is not even in a position to sway his state to Atiku. That is the irony of it all. It shows a thing about the Adamawa chieftain. Rather than woo his party governors, or what we might call low-hanging fruit, he is trying to climb the tree for the myth of tantalus, the elusive fruit. He has left the sturdy Governor Udom Emmanuel to do the yeoman’s job of parleying with the aggrieved governors, including Wike and Ortom. Atiku should, at least, bow and embrace his governors and follow Gov. Emmanuel’s path. He wouldn’t. It is still a mystery why Ayu should pay him more than five governors. It is a weird math. One minus five.

  • Buhari’s change

    Buhari’s change

    Our tall, angular president with an aloof carriage and an air of a pious recluse afforded us in his eighth decade a rare glimpse into his human interior. Not that we have not seen some human sides before.

    But they have been vignettes and inevitably superficial. We have seen him shake hands, illumine his ambience with a few jokes, wallow in family photo ops. But they tend to stiffen rather than ease his martial profile. Too lofty to hug, nature compels him to look down often at others. In ceremonial postures, his handshakes or smiles with other personages look more ritual than mutual.

     Especially the smiles. We first encountered that smile in his days of Decree  2. Under his nifty beret, they gave him a puppy’s mien, a school-boy innocence like one who still kicked hays in the heydays of military academy. Until he started kicking everyone, soldiers, politicians, journalists, into jail. If he was winsome, he did not win so many hearts.

    The same cheer has now turned into a feral symbol for some. They link those smiles with an absence of light in the land, like a paternal mocker of his own people. Like when he said, live peacefully with your neighbours. The comment, over the sullen corpses of Benue, seemed to sully a funeral hour.

    But then, the man had to tell us that he lost two sons to sickle cell anaemia, lost a wife who gave him the sons he lost, that Aisha could not score A to qualify as his spouse if providence did not give her an AA blood type, that he was not going to miss Aso Rock because of the jibing of his fellow citizens in spite of his drudgery as our chief steward, and he draped his children and grandchildren with funny names and he did not favour any child who did not return his change. Then he lamented the fiction of a doppelganger, that a certain other Buhari in the name of Jubril, lurked in Aso Rock and wifed by the same Aisha. Buhari himself, now ghosted, ceded the job to a new host of democracy.   He said it was not funny. Baffling is his capacity for silence in the face of public tyranny.

    But it gives us a chance to look at the man and his politics, and see that Muhammadu Buhari’s performance has not attracted an exclamation of rapture. Rather some citizens have confessed wounds of torture. Few effusive birthday serenades. One may ask, does he have a reason to worry?

     I have had a few dialogues and noted that history will be kind to Buhari. He should, therefore, go gentle into the goodnight of his reign. For some may not agree that he even reigned. He is a dictator, period. So believes some persons. A newspaper calls him general.

    But history has a bigger eye than people of the time. The media despised Lincoln in his day. Truman was only seen as a near-great president over four decades after his reign. Ditto Lyndon Johnson. Britons rejected Churchill after his world war heroics. In a reverse of the fate of Jesus, Buhari may have shouts of ‘crucify him‘ before his hosanna. So, when we judge Buhari, we often look at our pocket books, the bloodstained nights and dreary pathways in bushes, and brushes with hoodlums on the highways of finality. We look at how he appoints some who sound and look like him and hoist the same holy book.

    This essayist has wept and hollered over these foibles and they are what we can call stains. Yet the story, as robust biographies go, is not often cast on one-sided slates. We are often more complex than we seem.

    Even when we say he was appointing men of his roots, he gave the marque jobs with buxom budgets to the Trojan of works Babatunde Raji Fashola (SAN) and Rotimi Amaechi. None of them come from his Fulani ranch. One devours his holy book, the other does not. As we take our leisure walks this yuletide season, our eastern folks are ploughing the Second Niger Bridge. We can say, there has been no such major showpiece since the Third Mainland Bridge. Even in the Southeast where critics grind him daily, he has imprinted more roads than any administration since independence. I made this claim over a year ago, and no one has been able to controvert it except the hullabaloo of contrarian rants. West Africa’s busiest corridor, the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, foot-dragged over corrupt financing before Buhari and corrupting politics under Eleyinmi Saraki. The financing is now right and the road is getting ripe like its eastern cousin. We still have great infrastructure deficit, but there are many done and underway.

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    We have seen the Lagos-Abeokuta-Ibadan train, a major feat, in spite of hiccups. Some persons so hate Buhari they are giving the credit to Amaechi as though he did not have a boss and approving authority. The Abuja-Kaduna nightmare on the train may not detract us from the immense accomplishment whose beginning traces to Jonathan. Unlike other administrations, Buhari did not shun it.

    He came in principally to end fear and trembling in the northeast. Today, few give him credit. Zulum announces almost on a monthly basis new homes and resettlement in Borno. Few even hear of their incursion into Yobe. Because many of the bad boys have fallen, no flags furl for the goons. When Kashim Shettima was governor, he screamed that Boko Haram was better armed than the Nigerian army. The zealots were even within miles of the state house. Not so now.

    Banditry followed, and it crippled much of the north and later most of the country. It turned out that the government needed a grade of aircraft and other weaponry through American consent to raze them down. Today, the big-name bandits are on the run. The news of their sweeps of schools and communities has reduced significantly. But it is a battle in progress. We still hear of attacks. I like to believe that we are seeing its rump, not its soul, at work. Now one may ask, if Buhari was in cahoots with the hoodlums as some like to believe, are they saying he is routing them against his own will? The question is not Buhari’s. It is his critic’s to figure out.

    The economy was a big part of his coming. He inherited an empty barrel of a purse. I recall even then no one could take a Nigerian credit card abroad and spend above two hundred dollars a day. That is how decimated our purse was. The economy was further crippled by Covid-19, and today the whole world is reeling from its aftermath. The only major country enjoying real growth is the United States. Yet, what jobs are giving, inflation is taking away. Hence the Democrats did not do so well in the off-year elections.

    We must not forget that many who flay Buhari fail to hold their state governors to account. Rivers State Governor Nyesom Wike said state governments have received a lot from Buhari. Many were able to pay salaries because of him. So, while he gave governors money to revive their states, Buhari has been taking the knocks in silence. In this regard, he has been his worst enemy for not putting their feet to the fire and challenging Nigerians to holler against their holier-than thou state executives who would not account for the money. On the economy, there are errors. Why the dual exchange rate? A policy that has fuelled inflation, a naira cascade and industrial atrophy.

    We can see two sides to the man. The one that seems locked in a hegemonic fever, and the one that counters it. It is his lack of open empathy, his inability to convey the nuance and cavern of his soul, that holds the key to how history will judge him. In the words of Poet Walt Whitman, he is Large and contains multitudes. He is not the cartoon, the one-dimensional figure, that many have drawn him to be. After all, Winston Churchill roared to save the world from a tyrant but would not free Africa from his English colonial loins. He also allowed three million Bengalese starve to death. De Gaulle began by resisting a free Algeria before he became their chief advocate.

    Buhari came to office promising change. As a man who wants his change returned, he owes us a change: To unveil his humanity hidden behind his handsome façade.

  • Lagos sets a record

    Lagos sets a record

    While we wait for the blue train to whir into service, we must not forget that it also promises to enhance a new statistic and record under the BOS of Lagos, Babajide Sanwo-Olu. I saw the fashion statement as the governor donned a blue jacket on a blue train to tackle the blues of traffic in the city. It will become the eternal colour and sound of its part of Lagos. Just like the red train. But I am applauding a new high under him.  For the first time in history, an African city soared to the top 100 of start-ups in the world in 2022. In a nation of poor stats where not all start-ups are recorded, it is no mean feat. It is my cheery news of the year. This is Lagos under BOS where imagination meets facility. The governor is not only upgrading its internally generated revenue but internally generated geniuses. That is what an economy does with good infrastructure, peace and economic policy. Lagos will continue to show the way, and that is why it is Nigeria’s New York. It starts with a good leader.

  • The stingy party

    The stingy party

    The Labour Party must be showing us what it means not to be stingy this season. We just read that its Taraba State chairperson has been shown the door, if for a while, for stealing money. She didn’t show a stingy finger. A whopping N21 million out of the coffers. Before that, we know what Doyin Okupe is doing with his Ogun State fellows who said he was too stingy in keeping the money in his pocket when they were supposed to give them to million man marchers. To buy a crowd, you don’t want a stingy guy. Okupe, they say, was not stingy to himself. They want to give him to boot. Even before that, there was the national youth leader who went digital and was robbing the party’s threshing floor until they floored him and sent him packing. Everyone has their version of being stingy, including their leader and presidential candidate who, as governor, kept his stingy hand in an offshore account.

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    There is enough “stingy” to go round for labourers.

  • Messi’s emilokan

    Messi’s emilokan

    Lionel Messi always inflicted me with a binary disease. I love him, but not his country. Any time I saw him play, he revived the maestro of my boyhood fancy: Haruna Ilerika. He is small, just like Haruna. He is a leftie, just like Nigeria’s former number nine who clutched Africa player of the year honours twice. He enjoys the dribble run, cuts through defences like a tailor through satin (fans often called Ilerika Tailor), browbeats marque defenders, executes an economy of schemes, pearls passes that even his opponent envies, takes the game like a writer cherishes poetry.

    I wanted France to beat Messi’s country, if I had a heartbeat for Messi’s game. It is a nation that never liked blacks. While Brazil is content to place its dark people in its ghettoes and salve its conscience by cultivating its Peles, their southern cousins decided to wipe them out. In a whitewashing sweep, they removed every trace of black people from their soils.

    They did not only cleanse the blacks out of their lands, they whitewashed its telling. They do not want even their forbears to know what happened. Today’s argentines do not learn that aspect of their butchery. They were the ancestors of Hitler. But no one can deny the story. Some of their leaders are even proud of it. One of their former presidents, Carlos Menem once quipped: “In Argentina, blacks do not exist, that is a Brazilian problem.”

    Blacks worked in the plantations of Argentina as they did in Brazil. At one time, half the population of Buenos Aires was black. They envied the human landscape of their European fellows, and so killed black after black. There was no mercy. They still love their country that way. It is the only country in Latin and South America that does not even feature a black player. It is the continent’s rampant bigot, an oasis of prejudice. It deprived itself the opportunity to discriminate, to kill blacks on the streets or even to dump them in slums and confront a moral crisis of immiserating them like we see in Europe and North America. Its ancestors committed the iniquities so as to sanctify them.

    When Nigeria beat Brazil in the Olympics decades ago to meet Argentina in the finals, a newspaper printed a headline that read, “Let the monkeys come.” A BBC broadcaster replied, if the Nigerians are monkeys, then the Argentines are bananas. In the end, Nigeria ate them up for gold.

    We are not going to see Argentina apologise soon for its pogrom. Its citizens don’t even know enough of it to apologise. It is not the debate front burner. But history haunts like a witch. Nero wanted to do same to Christians. When asked how history would judge him, he said by the time he was done with the followers of Jesus, history would not be sure they ever existed. Just like Nero, the Argentines were wrong. They are not even aware that their tango dance has ancestry in the rhythms of slave dance. It was what Dereck Walcott, a Caribbean poet wrote, “I met history, but it didn’t recognise me.”

    Yet I celebrate Messi. It gives me a schizophrenic bump, though. But it is the way it is. I accept his humanity. I adore his talent. He has also put paid, with this one act, his rivalry with Ronaldo. Both guys are hard to throw up in a generation. One a Portuguese, the other an Argentine. One feisty, the other shy and unobtrusive. About a week, I discussed it with my colleague and friend Femi Macaulay, and I was wading in favour of Ronaldo. But Ronaldo can never win a world cup. 2022 is an EXCLAMATION point for Messi. It is the culmination of struggles. Messi is lucky. He has a team fiercer than Ronaldo’s. As Conrad wrote in a Heart of Darkness, “Our strengths are accidents arising from the weaknesses of others.” Messi entertained and fate gave him a last hurrah.  If Portugal paraded a cast like Messi had, maybe both would have squared it off in the final. Not to be.

    Ronaldo shed tears when Morocco seared his dreams. Was he thinking of Messi? Did he wish Messi lost against France? That was all moot as Messi clutched the cup and his teammates hugged him because it was at once a collective dream as it was Messi’s.

    Speaking of teammates, he shared the spotlight with Kylian Mbappe whose presence and a hat trick gave us a rare moment in football. Messi hoisted the cup, Mbappe wears the golden boot. Mbappe becomes the second person to score a hat trick in a world cup final. He scored four if we count the penalty shootout.

    This is no time to weep for France. France does not have a glorious history of racism either. It is a colonial giant. Macron almost leapt when Mbappe touch equalised the scores. But an Mbappe outside of soccer might not be accepted in a middleclass suburb in France. Their colonial history of assimilation treated Africans with malignant contempt, like children who must be taught how to wear their panties and button their shirts.

    The final was an apotheosis of a career and the handing over of the baton. Exit Messi. Enter Mbappe. Few moments in history give such emilokan moments.

    When the World Cup began some Nigerian sports pundits handed it to Brazil. I was wary. They had disappointed me too often. And when the game began, their show was anaemic triumphs. They had grace but not speed. They had talent but not chemistry. They displayed flashes but could not blind the sky like a threatening storm. They passed as though to pass the time.

    Argentina wins its third World Cup. It seems when they have a world class player, he must have his emilokan hour. Kempes did it in 1978. Maradona dribbled his way to the crown in the 1990s. Messi today.

    Morocco gave me a pride and confusion. Was I going to support my black folks in a white man’s land or my Arab neighbours of Africa? It was a dilemma only resolved by the result. I was proud to see an African team best many a giant even if they could not be the best.

    An unsung hero of the World Cup is the Croatia fellow called Luka Modric. He is a technician of the game and one of the best ever to place foot to ball in any colour.

    Well, this was a fiesta without Nigeria. Nigeria ought to be there. But we are not there because of so many things that are not there in our history. Croatia has about four million people and placed third. We have to ruminate and develop first and not wait for accidents to make us great. A nation does not win with talent alone. It fights with a spirit. Mbappe and company may not have won, but we witnessed the spirit of their fight, their heroic joust with Messi and his kaleidoscope of go-getters. Until we mint the Nigerian spirit, all the big-name players we have in Europe will be only careerists, not nationalists on the turf of play.

  • A man of the times

    A man of the times

    He is a man of certain height, a certain past, and a certain career and with a certain idea of a certain country. He is a warrior even when there is no war. A soldier in the eyes of some civilians, a civilian in the eyes of some soldiers. The definition of his uniform is anything but uniform because even that is in the eye of the beholder. Sometimes, his tune is regarded as at war with his tunic, and his tunic with his tune. It is part of the enigma of the person.

    His life comes to a boil when his country collapses under interloping soldiers. Unlike his mates who would cow under and even embrace the rape and rapine of the times, he takes them on. He is a man who never cowers to the jail man. He knows what it is   to be gaoled.

    The soldiers make the city and country crawl under the fierce rhythms of their jackboots, the syncopating roar of their martial voice, the loss of democratic favours. They impose a new weather system of fear and trembling. Some of his fellow men have become courtiers in a contrived inner sanctum of quislings, new blue-bloods when it is blues for the country.

    When others remain, he would rather die with a lion’s mane or find another shelter from where to wage a fight.

    They are after him. His own class and the class of the invading army mark him as a wanted man. If they get him, he not only returns to jail. He is a dead man, like others at home operating under ground, issuing out journalism and whispering to ominous caucuses. He has little time to consult with friends and family before he flees. A big war hero says he carries his country’s pride in that aircraft of escape.

    In the words of the poet, T.S. Eliot, a hard time he has of it. With him at the helm, in London, with his fellow rebels, he has to organise.  They have become refugees for national rebirth. The homeland invokes sacrifice. With a few men, they operate like a band of brothers. They are a grain of mustard seed. Courage multiplies little supplies into a surplus. Their voices, though few and puny, wax into arsenal. Love makes a few people growl into a battalion. Alienation knits them like a commonwealth. It is like the words of Isaiah: “A little one shall become a thousand, and a small one a strong nation.” God and time hasten it.

    He enjoys local cover, if not much of a resource. He organises a radio station with regular broadcasts where the people at home know they are only lonely but not alone.

    Since, he, as leader, is a wanted man, he imbibes a rebel’s guile. He needs to be alive for the cause and the caucuses.

    One of those he is in touch with is a well-known world literary figure, who would one day pay homage to his political soldiery.

    In the end, though, he and his colleagues prevail. There might have been some turncoats among them, but he returns home a hero. Not everyone thinks so. He comes into a high office, and later becomes in charge.

    He is seen as a fellow to dread and to love, a divisive figure. He helps to reorganise the politics of the country, refine its agenda, save its major city in a time of economic crisis. He invests and ferment political reforms, challenging some of the royals of the old order, the mensch of the old mess.

    He is stubborn, and very quickly creates a tendency in the political elite. He is regarded as a reference point in governance. He handles crises and survives the far left and from the far right.

    But so is the way of his life that those who love him band behind him and those who hate him want him dead. They have plotted his assassination. He seems there is never a time in his political life that he is not in a sort of storm. When he veers right, they say left is better. Some love the love of him. Some love the hate of him.

    Some hate him so much that they forget the very reason why he is hated. Some have devoted inks of bile to him. Some say openly that they wish him dead. Even if he dies, they will say the beast is dead but his poison lives on. They would want to recalibrate Christ and say they want to kill the flesh and would not be satisfied until they kill the spirit, too. In their writings, his opponents pour invectives like lifeblood. Some who were for him would turn away from him and devote their lives to opposing him until they turn to his side again with more powerful fervour.

    He is the only one in his drama, and he seems not to invite his worshippers to fanaticism or his haters to savagery. He is like an artwork of a famous artist whose light comes from within the work itself. This man creates the frame of reference of his interlocutors. He sets the context and they respond. He is never fazed though, like the mystic in Salman Rushdie’s Midnights Children who never feels anything, including a venomous snakebite.

    The man I write about here is not Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu. His name is Charles de Gaulle, often regarded as the French man not only of the 20th century, but of all time, followed in the last poll conducted as 14 points ahead of the little general, Napoleon Bonaparte.  Andre Malraux, the great novelist and friend of the French avatar, wrote after De Gaulle’s death that he is a man of today and the day after tomorrow and a man of yesterday and the day after yesterday. In his latest book, Leadership, Henry Kissinger describes him as a man who invented the idea of ‘grandeur’ for France.

  • Division of labour

    Division of labour

    I used the phrase division of labour to characterise what is blowing into a crisis in the Labour Party where the mercurial Doyin Okupe, the candidate’s director general, is sparring with a faction of the party. The bone of contention is that no one knows who is the greedy dog. Okupe says he is innocent. Others say he cracked a femur. They want to extract his molars and incisors. I had tweeted that this was a division of labour. More importantly, it counters the LP candidate’s assertion of the dignity of labour. It does not dignify labour to scramble for leftovers.

    In these days when some contrarian persons are demonising the so-called Muslim-Muslim ticket and are saying Christians loathe an anti-Christian ticket, they are all welcoming the LP man to church conventions with applause. What point are the big bishops and pastors making? That we should privilege Christians over the Muslims and other non-Christians? Do these men know their Bible? Is it their version of the crusades and holy war?

    In churches, they herald him like the Nigerian version of Jesus Christ the super star.

    It would have made sense if the LP man can go to imams and also attend mosques and allow them to worship with him. He will then be a hypocrite in public, not only in private, for campaigning in both church and mosque. He is not interested in such dilemma. He would rather craft a platform of bigots than pretend a cooperative ethos.

    Have they taken the time to ask questions about whether this man is a true Christian or if he wants to, in the words of Apostle Peter, make merchandise of them? Did they ask whether he divided Catholics against Anglicans when he was governor? Did they ask whether he ever attended Pentecostal conventions when he was not looking for their votes? Are they pretending he is not campaigning in the guise of shouting hallelujah in their churches? Are they hearing the voice of the holy spirit around his bended knees on their altars?

    Why has he suddenly become a man who moves from house of God to house of God. He is campaigning, or is it the bishops and priests themselves that are campaigning vicariously through him?

    Is this not a Christianisation agenda of Nigeria that the LP man is fronting? What does he want the Muslims to think, or even the discerning Christians who have seen through him and the political clerics who desecrate their suits of worship? Did he not attend the church of a bishop who once said they should vote their faith against the electoral law?

    The LP candidate is probably like some of the bishops who have not answered, like the candidate, why he has offshore accounts in his name with his children’s names as well? Why will the LP candidate not be accepted as a kindred spirit among such men of God?

    This is actually the division of labour. In a smaller script, it is a division of labour within the LP. In the wider canvas, it is the division of labour in which Christians are on one side and Muslims and other non-Christians are on another side. This is an ominous, self-conscious division of the country by these clerics.

    If they know the Bible, they would know that James in the Bible frowns against special treatment to people who come in their midst. They do so to governors, presidents and others as though it is a political ground. According to the Bible, we are all one and equal in Christ Jesus. Did Jesus not say the servant is not greater than the master and the master is not greater than the servant. The Bible says let the wheat and the tares dwell together, not choke each other. They preach disharmony in the society in the name of growing their flocks. Jesus said, my kingdom is not of this world? Did they see that text?  They know the text but deny the context. This is an age of Pharisees and false prophets.

    Part of the division of labour is when he inspires otherwise intelligent men and women of the east who know him well but would rather forget their intelligence and deny what they know about the LP candidate. They inspire the Yoruba adage, Omo wa ni. Eje ‘ose. (He is our son, let him get it.) They cannot write one full-page essay on his time as governor and even give themselves a pass mark. It is an ethnic division of labour.

  • Who’s the fairest?

    Who’s the fairest?

    A beauty contest enchants the hour. Three vixens entrance the runway. They preen and prance to bewitch our eyes. But who is the fairest of them all?

    For thighs, we ogle for text. For voice, we lust for clarity. Instead of bosoms, gait, hips, and the warmth of a pair of electric eyes, we want the full body of ideas. Rather than what they manifest, we flip the pages of the manifesto.

    So, we have them all now. The Labour Party, after shally-shallying, is no longer fighting shy. It has bowed to pressure and released its document of desire.  It had conflated off-kilter rhetoric for prose. We have seen that of Atiku’s People’s Democratic Party, and also the offering of Asiwaju Bola Tinubu’s All Progressives Congress. It now falls on Nigerians to compare, to see who flatters our secret hopes, whose drop of water banishes the thirst on our dry spot. They would now look at the three contestants and wonder who seduces our fancies, who lets “witchcraft blend with beauty,” apologies to Shakespeare.

    For this essayist, the PDP manifesto is so cliché, so humdrum, a jejune transcribing of our debates. It is like a secretary taking minutes of our dialogues with an imaginative play. A faithful scribe. What we want is not a faithful servant of our deliberations. We need a scribe of thought, a scribe with an attitude. So, PDP showing is a regular beauty, a boring beauty. Its eyes have no Shakespearean witchcraft allure, the ability to stun without a stunt.

    As for the LP, I will look at it for its pretension to originality, which is remarkable in itself. For one, it is a dodgy affair. It is called a manifesto of a Labour Party but manages to forget to say something that all labour people want to know: Subsidy. Where is its stand on oil subsidy? If its candidate removing subsidy against the stance of its philosophy of protecting labour from the wave of turbulence that it might bring? Is it philosophical cowardice? It cannot touch its own pulse, a labour movement’s reason of being?

    I looked at the whole document, and it is not even engaged on the question of oil and gas into which the APC manifesto immerses itself. Is it memory loss? For its candidate who suffers statistical amnesia, we may want to pardon it for forgetting its roots. Maybe, it is because the hours are hectic, especially with quite a few of its honchos hunched in open wrestling. The floor is dripping with sweat and swear words. Okupe, hefty and growling, against the others snarling to the media.

    They are no mean fighters. The internet is afire with their fumes and fury. I am not sure where to find the director general of its campaign, my good friend Doyin Okupe. We have not seen the presidential candidate who appointed him either. With his God-given twitters ( the bird sound,  not the social media platform), his voice is probably too thin to roar the fighters into line. He, a former governor who is supposed to be our mister clean without a skeleton in his cupboard. He who owned an offshore account while governor and set up a supermarket. He would not say a thing or two about suspensions and reinstatement and suspension of Okupe. It is over another memory loss about losing revenue to pay people to throng its mass rallies in the country. It is not about obeying the call of a nation. It is about obeying the call of filthy lucre. We were made to believe that the LP was a party of refreshing new persona, to invigorate new ideas, to stamp out the corrupt past. PDP has had its own stories about money changing hand. Rivers State Governor Wike lashed out at Ayu for handcuffing a billion Naira. The party gave housing allowances with nowhere to warehouse an explanation when the beneficiaries started turning it back. APC may not be pure. But we have not read a scandal on their presidential race. If they have had, at least they are not like PDP and LP where we don’t need to pry in order to see.

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    How do we not distinguish document from the makers of document? The LP manifesto speaks of fighting corruption. Physician heal thyself.

    We cannot read the LP manifesto and not see the imprimatur of Prof. Pat Utomi, and one might giggle at the use of the phrase “state capture,” one of his favourites, as though his biography does not yawn with yarns of state capture since his NPN days.

    They may not have had time to do this manifesto, especially when it seemed the public browbeat the LP to produce one. Perhaps that accounts for some grammatical and spelling stumbles in what is supposed to be a great document on the Nigerian condition. They could not even spell Oronsanye’s name. They use words like “potentials.” It asserts that “Nigerian people… are awaken…,” transform the live of its people,” “leverage on.” Etc, etc. That’s by the way.

    But its lack of rigour makes the document more critique than agenda. When it seems to come with a new idea, it is muffled. For instance, it will establish a special counsel to prosecute corrupts office holders. It is a mockery of the American model, nurtured by law and accepted by tradition. LP does not show who will appoint, and how does that position shield the presidency from such action. What is its place in the constitution, and how does it relate with the EFCC and ICPC? It is the same thing in its decision to remove 68 items from the exclusive list. It states it as though it is the job of the executive, rather than that of the legislature. It has to engineer it. It cannot just do it. The document has no such nuance.

    Citing the World Bank report, it denies the role of Covid-19 and Ukraine war on the economy. Is that how to interrogate a society. Its tone also tries to whitewash the Jonathan era while saying the era of Buhari is worse.

    But the APC manifesto has such original ideas as credit scheme, revolutionising budget anchor from dollar to the entire economy, creating economic hubs, fighting corruption by credit, education student loan. For me, the most fundamental factor in this season of ideas is Tinubu’s release of credit into the economy. The United States economy did not blossom until its finances worked through credit. This began with John Pierpont Morgan who released finance for rail projects and even for the Panama Canal. He predated the Reserve Bank. He inspired the formation of American Central Bank under President Woodrow Wilson. He had bailed the government out under President Theodore Roosevelt.

    America became a country in which big capital let ideas turn tame industries into giants. One of such was Sears, a supermarket that was a small-time player. Henry Goldman collaborated with Phillip Lehman and Samuel Sachs to put Sears on the stock exchange. Sears had been ignored because of its Jewish heritage. Goldman had no such issues, he being Jewish himself. Sears festooned into a behemoth overnight, and became a phenom with stores everywhere because it raised on one fell swoop an equivalent of a billion dollars. It is what grew Goldman Sachs from a staid enterprise in a giant today. We can do same today. Sears is an ancestor of such big names like Wall Mart.

    We can unleash such ideas here. For instance, we waste about 60 percent of our produce yearly. If there is credit, there are many with entrepreneurial brio who can make silos and turn the oranges into juice and the yams into dundu for packaging.

    Prosperity is not what you have but what you can make. In school, I was taught that economics is a study of what is and not what ought to be. It is what ought to be that inhabits dreamers. You are not for progress if you don’t dare the imagination. As Einstein wrote, “imagination is more important than knowledge.”

    The LP candidate says he would “create wealth through…frugality and enterprise.” They don’t belong together. His pastor friends should show him Proverbs 11: 24 and 25. “There is that scattereth but increaseth. There is that withholdeth than is meet, but it tended to poverty. A liberal soul shall be made fat and he that watereth shall be watered also.” When the poor groan, it is for lack of grains locked in the barn.

    Whose idea will bring gain to all of us? Solomon’s lines mark the difference between LP and APC manifestoes. One coils, the other dares. I would go with courage any day.

  • One question for Okowa

    One question for Okowa

    The story is all over the place and we need the governor of Delta State, Ifeanyi Okowa, to respond. Who owns Premium Trust Bank? There have been reports that he, and the Central Bank Governor, have stakes in it. Meffi again? It is reported that PDP presidential running mate has hit a brick wall because his government has asked its agencies to move their accounts to that bank in order to boost its profile. Shall we hear what the governor has to say for himself? The stories also say that the banks who loaned his government over N250 billion have frozen the money because they believe Okowa wants the money to go into Premium Trust as a way of enriching it. The consortium of banks does not want to work for the birth and nurture of its competition. That, the reports say, explains why he cannot help the Atiku campaign.

    All we need is for the governor to state its side of the story. Citizens of the state ought to know. As a Delta State citizen, this essayist is worried for the state’s “patrimoney.” It is about Premium Trust Bank, but more about trust.

     

     

  • Photo proof

    Photo proof

    It seemed like yesterday when Lagos youth invented the chant. Sanwo eko! The streets throbbed as a moment of affection morphed into a momentum of change. Not many knew him. Not many had ever seen him, even though the fellow had been one of the technicians of an evolving city.

    He had just earned his nomination as frontman of his party. He had been around. He was there on creation day in the party as it started to reengineer the state. He had hands in the new architecture, in renewing the environment, in how the folks moved from point A to point B, in braiding the roads and remaking the homes, in pushing the frontiers of vision, in breathing anew a city going down to the dungs. He belonged to the trust, to a family born not of flesh of blood but a creed of dreams. Gov. Babajide Sanwo-Olu – the BOS of Lagos – was one of the courtiers of the new vision.

    By that nomination, he was merely being asked to walk all the way to the front row. It was time to bow his head, wear the crown and preen.

    Since then, he has had no need for introduction. He has waxed into the BOS of Lagos. He, a skinny, tall and folksy man. He, a voice perpetually boyish. He of understated energy. He who has combined the will to work and the will to feel.

    But it was a four-year of defining events. To chaperon Lagos is to master a fate. Any day can be an epoch. In a city of over 20 million persons, where area boy contends with royal, where the billionaire must amble along as a collaborator with a mechanic, Lagos is not just a city and state, it is the cornucopia of Nigeria. All ethnicities thrive, the Igbo, the Fulani, the Birom, the Urhobo, the Efik, the Ibibio. They all meet the Yoruba. Even among the Yoruba, there is a theatre of variance and harmony. It is whirlpool. Yet, it is the job of the chief executive to rise above cant and tribe and show all can dwell together in peace. He has to entrench a big tent.

    When the chants ushered him into the limelight followed by an emphatic win both at the primary and the election, few expected a disease was crawling in the shadows, a set of savage police officers would set off the city into a boil, that a city intersection would provoke a maelstrom of international puzzle, that a panel would engender discordant voices, that he would become a youth messenger, scurrying from state house to Abuja state house. Yet, few would have known how much mettle he would command at every turn.

    Few expected that they had another name in the offing for him. That he would assume a title of martial resonance when a disease named after a year would distort or refashion everyone’s face. Covid-19, though, did not distort the handsome architecture of the face. But hearts and lungs heaved and expired. Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu became known as Incident commander, but he never amassed soldiers or battalions but confronted millions upon millions of an army no one saw but shot down lives and shut down the city.

    He showed himself a leader not of the state alone. The nation looked up to him as the helmsman of the nation’s significant state to subdue the invading soldiers. It was one of the extraordinary moments of leadership in the nation’s history, at a time when the White House – the world’s landlord – tenanted a fraud.

    That had hardly died down when the state broke down. Youth rebelled and it was the rage that followed police officers who did not see an error in extorting the young at gunpoint and ATMs. It began like a revolutionary hour before it collapsed into a city of miscreants. Patrimonies like buses and precious buildings, including this newspaper, were torched. An innocent police officer became a vision of horror as they gouged his eyes. It was a failure of a generation, when the sublime young reminded one of a line in William Wordsworth’s famous line: “Bliss it was that dawn to be alive/ to be young was very heaven.” They could not get a hold of their dream and it crumbled. It was not the beginning that mattered. As Tocqueville wrote, “In a revolution as in a novel, the most difficult part to invent is the end.”

    Partisan noise crowded out the main issues. And an international news outlet joined in professional naivety to project a bogus narrative about Lekki and the dead some called massacre. They invoked the spectre to turn down the word and invoke a distorted semiotic. It was like a United States founding father, Samuel Adams, who accused England of fomenting a massacre when five people died at an incident. Those who wanted to demonise the Brits found an ally in the rabble-rouser. Historians mock him today, including in the latest book by one of the best biographers of the moment. Stacy Schiff’s book is titled The Revolutionary.

    Gov. Sanwo-Olu cruised through the storm. That is the mettle of the BOS of Lagos. In spite of all these, he has shown himself a man of projects. This was showcased in a photo exhibition by ace photographer Dayo Adedayo in Lagos recently.

    Whether it was schools or roads or hospitals, Adedayo displayed them for the records and for the eyes. It is a sweep of achievements in less than four calendar years. Going from photo to photo is like moving from time to time, a kaleidoscope of colours. The power of the eyes cannot be underestimated. You cannot deny Akintan Junior Grammar School or the boats at the jetty or sprawl of Ibeshe Housing Estate, one of several such feats, noting that Governor Sanwo-Olu has surpassed the feat of the great Jakande in that department. Novelist Joseph Conrad said the first job of the writer is to make the reader see. As they say, seeing is believing. In his classic, The Prince, Nicolo Machiavelli wrote: “Men in general judge by their eyes rather than by their hands; because everyone is in a position to watch, few come in a close position to touch with you.” Lagos takes for granted the first task of government. He was governor when the bandits reigned and reined in the country. Even southwest neighbours. Lagos remained an oasis of peace.

    Yet he is one of the connected chief executives in the country. He is governor but also very human. His buga moves are part of the signature of the man.

    It was not the dance that drove him to Teslim Balogun Stadium last Saturday to seek a second term, but the march of his stewardship. Yet he is not done. The world awaits the redline and blue line trains. He has done well, and he whets the appetite…