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  • Their ‘Democracy Day’

    Their ‘Democracy Day’

    It was entirely in character that the ruling PDP and its cohorts celebrated their “Democracy Day” in the penumbra of a brazen evisceration of a fundamental tenet of democracy that calls to mind the annulment, with the active collaboration of some of the very elements that now constitute its hierarchy, of the June 12, 1993, presidential election.

    They rejected the clear outcome of that election, just as they have now rejected the unambiguous outcome of an election for the chair of the Nigeria Governors’ Forum. The quisling they trotted out in 1993 as head of an Interim National Government they confected to supplant the democratic choice of the Nigerian electorate was again trotted out as one of the stalwarts of their democracy.

    So was the civilian president who for just a little more than four years presided over a government so inept and corrupt that the military that had handed power to him after 13 years in the saddle felt obliged to topple him.

    Their “Democracy Day” has as its foundation May 29 1999, the day a military that had exhausted itself and driven Nigeria to the edge of ruin handed over the reins to Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, based on a Constitution he had not seen and the content of which he did not know.

    It was a false foundation, and since then, Nigeria has been struggling just to muddle through with rare instances of mastery, and a penchant for celebrating mere intentions as if they were actual accomplishments.

    For the most part, President Goodluck Jonathan tried to keep that penchant in abeyance when he presented his Administration’s report card on the first two years of his four-year term and challenged his compatriots to issue their own report cards if they disagreed with the official assessment.

    The verdict?

    A solid pass on a wide range of metrics. And they reeled out all kinds of figures to back it up.

    For the past two years, the economy has been nothing if not superheated, growing at an average. 7 percent yearly. The macro-economic and micro-economic policy environment has been stable, as has the exchange rate. Non-oil exports have almost displaced oil as Nigeria’s chief source of foreign exchange. Inflation has been kept on a tight leash.

    A Sovereign Wealth Fund has been created to guarantee Nigeria a stream of revenue from investments. The commercial banks that were teetering on the edge just three years ago have been rescued and are now doing roaring business.

    The trains that vanished more than a decade ago are back on the rehabilitated tracks, ferrying passengers and freight on the Lagos-Kano line, with shuttle services between major cities on the route. The re-furbished Kaduna-Port Harcourt line is expected to commence operation soon.

    Work is to commence, finally, on rebuilding what used to be the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway but is now so cratered that long stretches of it might be mistaken for a moonscape. The East-West highway now has a better chance of being completed than ever. The nation’s inland waterways have been primed for resumed navigation.

    Power supply regrettably still falls short of expectation, but that will soon be a thing of the past when the power stations being built are completed.

    During the period under review, some 15 new public universities were established, and a good many of them are up and running. The favourable environment created by the Administration has also spawned several private universities, with more projected.

    Agriculture is set for a major boost, what with new arrangements for supplying fertilisers directly to farmers rather than to rent-seeking middlemen, setting up industrial-scale rice mills all over the country to process the bounteous harvest expected from improved seedlings provided by the government.

    And, yes, the war on official corruption is being waged earnestly and vigorously

    And so on and so forth.

    It is in the nature of this kind of report to be self-aggrandizing. Much in it belongs in the realm of aspiration. Some of the assertions fly in the face of the facts. The controversial pardon the President granted former Bayelsa Governor Diepreye Alamieyeseigha, who was convicted in Nigeria of corruption and money laundering after fleeing from British justice does not square up with the claim that official corruption is being battled with vigour.

    There is no denying, however that much in the report card qualifies as substantive achievement, for which Dr Jonathan and his Administration can justly claim credit.

    At the same time, the matter has to be put in the proper perspective

    The economy has been growing at a fast, almost dizzying speed. But who has been reaping the benefits? Certainly not employees whose wages have remained stagnant, or workers who go unpaid for months on end, or pensioners pining away in the forlorn hope of receiving their stipends. And most definitely not hundreds of thousands of thousands of qualified young men and women able and willing to work but unable to find work several years after taking their degrees and diplomas.

    The trains may be back on the tracks, but they are shabby and ponderously slow, with the so-called Lagos-Kano Express taking two full days and sometimes longer to chug its way through the 1,020 km (700 miles) route. That train may be preferred to no train at all, but in the age of the bullet train, it is not the kind of transportation any government should be advertising as a great achievement.

    In the First Republic, Prime Minister Abubakar Tawafa Balewa used to ride the train all the way from Lagos to Bauchi whenever he was on vacation. None of the government officials touting the return of the trains as a major achievement has boarded the train even for the short trip from Abuja to Kaduna. Not even the Minister of Transport.

    Information Minister Labaran Maku has been going round the country on a “good governance” tour to showcase the achievements of the Federal Government. At every stop, he cites the return of the trains as one of its transcendent achievements. But he hops from one top to the next in an executive jet.

    In a world of brute empiricism and economism, it is easy to lose sight of the question that really matters when the performance of any government is being assessed. That question is this: To what extent has public policy improved the human condition?

    Growth is not enough. It is a measure of the perversity of economic science that the economy can show phenomenal growth even as popular misery deepens. Growth has to be matched by development.

    According to the late British economist Dudley Seers, the questions to be asked about a country’s development are these:

    What has been happening to poverty?

    What has been happening to unemployment?

    What has been happening to inequality?

    “If all three have declined from high levels,” Seers wrote, “then beyond doubt this has been a period of development for the country concerned.”

    Conversely, Seers continued, “If one or two of these central problems have been growing worse, especially if all three have, it would be strange to call the result ‘development’ even if per capita income doubled.” (emphasis added.)

    This is the line of thinking that should concentrate Dr Jonathan’s mind and indeed the minds of all officials vested with political authority.

    At the start of each day, they should ask themselves: What can I do today to improve the human condition in Nigeria? And at the end of each day, they should ask themselves: What have I done today to improve the human condition in Nigeria?

     

  • My Jonathan scorecard

    My Jonathan scorecard

    If anyone needed evidence of the administration’s determined flight to fantasy-land, last week’s exaggerated self-score by President Goodluck Jonathan of his administration’s mid-term performance should be it. Nearly a week after, the hordes of Nigerians that have volunteered opinions on the self-score are still struggling to make up their minds as to what galls them the more: between the heaps of sterile statistics thrown at the faces of the bewildered populace, and the reality etched on the furrows of the ordinary man on the street that the administration emphatically deny.

    Never has an assessment been so blatantly deficit in credibility as the exercise staged in Abuja Wednesday last week. Speaker after speaker spoke glowingly of the administration’s record achievement in two years just as statements were rendered et cathedra. Watching the whole charade on television, I struggled in vain to find the redeeming grave, at least a basic acknowledgment of the painful sacrifices made by Nigerians in the mission that has delivered more pains than gains. For the self-scorers, the Eldorado is here already!

    Some samples of their Eldorado: an economy roaring at an annual 6.7 percent growth; the foreign reserves at a soar-away $50 billion; the Sovereign Wealth Fund with $1 billion seed money despite initial objections by some governors. Inflation (which the spendthrift administration is culpable in fuelling at every turn) is touted as being progressively won with inflation now down to 9.1 percent from 12.4 percent in May 2011. How about the claim of record foreign direct investment inflow at a time local businesses remain in coma? Add to these; the administration’s programme on power is on course; ditto its programme to rehabilitate the railways and the transportation infrastructure.

    The administration is, without question, entitled to its claims of achievement – including those bordering on delusions. Nigerians of course have the duty to point at the hard facts either deliberately suppressed or glossed over in the larger conversation on the economy and by extension, the nation’s future. The issue certainly runs deeper than the administration’s book balances can ever reveal; which explains why the unceasing but cheap seduction by the Jonathan’s book-keepers to their narrow treatise with its distorted reality even when there are other authorities to turn for a more balanced picture has been particularly irksome.

    Let’s consider the report of the anguished operators on the Main Street; the whining manufacturers whose operations are constantly threatened or are in the throes of shutdown for the same old reasons of inclement environment. Do they agree that the Eldorado is here?

    Put in another way: Is the environment under the Jonathan administration, more clement than it was five, eight or even 10 years ago? Not even the Jonathan administration – in its widest delusions – would dare to suggest that the problems have disappeared. Just as the same old problems have endured, some have in fact metastasized; the only difference is the signature on the promissory notes.

    Two weeks ago, I stumbled on an observation by the Senior Representatives of the IMF in Nigeria, W. Scott Rogers which I consider particularly relevant in framing the current debate on the economy. Here is how the IMF chieftain captured what he called the Nigerian “conundrum”: “Income per capita has gone up, yet poverty isn’t improving and we are having a difficult time understanding why that is, or how that could be”.

    Now, the IMF couldn’t understand why poverty is on the rise at a time the nation’s per capita income is rising. Do our officials know? I bet – they don’t.

    Well, I have some ideas to explain the so-called mystery.

    The first is the bazaar of contractocracy at all levels of government. Today, the shortest route to unearned wealth is government business. Our government –at the federal level in particular – has become a huge procurement machine spinning contracts without delivering value. It can afford to spruce up far –flung airports even when there are no aircraft to fly; the same way it retains enough funds to erect monuments in service of the egos of those in power but never enough to fix the craters on the highways. Whoever thought that a government in this day and age could create a department to service the needs of certified deviants and their co-travellers in criminal delinquency? Of course, it can only happen in Nigeria. Under Jonathan presidency, the portfolio has not only enlarged, it has since assumed the status of an industry.

    The obverse side of the government profligacy is the continuing asphyxiation of the real sector through the prohibitive cost of lending. Let me offer a simple explanation on why the government is the sole culprit in this. Today, the Monetary Policy Committee (MPC) rate which sets the benchmark lending rate has been kept at 12% for the MPC’s 10 meeting running. This is of course justified by the need to curb government’s unbridled spending – the expansionary fiscal activities of government at all levels. That, in turn, hikes the cost of borrowing to everyone – including the small and medium scale business. In other words, it is a case of getting them to pay for the sins of the irresponsible government! It is a vicious cycle.

    Now, you know who to hold responsible whenever the real sector complains of prohibitive costs of funds. Does anyone yet see how costly the delinquency of the public sector can be? Is the Jonathan administration less culpable than those before it in this regard? As for those complaining about the current MPC rate, I say: wait till the third quarter of next year to see the rate head further north as politicians roll out their war chest as the race to 2015 hits the home stretch!

    Related to the above is the unemployment situation. The statistics is simply frightening. As for youth unemployment, don’t even dare to go there – It has reached the tipping point. We herd our children to school hoping that opportunities will somehow open up after graduation. Our government talks about the need to expand the opportunities for youths but does nothing to create them. As it is in the labour market, so it is in the educational system. With only 520,000 spaces available for the 1.7 million candidates who sat for this year’s Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examinations (UTME), are we not preparing the nursery ground for tomorrow militants and Boko Haram recruits? Does that feature on the Jonathan scorecard?

    I should not fail to mention another conundrum – our mounting debts at a time of unprecedented incomes. The Jonathan administration insists that the nation is presently under-borrowed. And what is their case for borrowing? That we should, just because we can? And at a time we are supposed to be growing the piggy bank called the Excess Crude Account?

    They say the funds are cheap – unlike the Paris and London club of debts? So what? Should anyone be pressing to borrow at 15 percent while stashing away our reserves at JP Morgan at nominal interest of barely 2%?

    So, where is the basis for the claim that the Jonathan administration is any different from those that have landed us in the present hell-hole? Only because more money is flowing in and hence it could afford to throw it around?

    Still want my score? It would be a D.

  • Freedom of misinformation

    Sir Mervyn King the outgoing Governor of the Bank of England has had a really tough time battling with a slew of financial scandals and audit failures. His Achilles heels are the dodgy economy of the UK and most of Europe (with even Germany having to struggle). The long and short of it is that the global economy is faltering and Britain has been caught in its slipstream.

    Sir Mervyn still has three more months at the Bank of England, a recession at this time would have cast a dark shadow over his tenure even though his worst critics concede that it is the politicians who are to blame – they lost the plot and took their eyes off the ball. When David Cameron became Prime Minister in 2010, he took a huge gamble by launching a bold slashing of government expenditure. The pointsman was none other than the UK Treasury Chief (Chancellor the Exchequer) George Osborne. He insists that Britain’s economy is on the mend.

    On CNN, he declared:

    “We all know there are no easy answers to problems built up over many years, and I can’t promise the road ahead will always be smooth, but by continuing to confront our problems head on, Britain is recovering and we are building an economy fit for the future.”

    At a special service to mark Workers’ Day on Wednesday 1st May 2013, the brand new Holy Father, Pope Francis 1 chose St Peter’s Basilica to deliver a special message of hope not only to workers but also the unemployed particularly those chartered accountants who have been protesting in St Peter’s Square against being deprived of their means of livelihood by the four major accounting firms.

    The Pontiff urged them – one and all – not to lose hope.

    The Holy Father urged them to remain optimistic and steadfast in their faith amidst record joblessness in the euro area as hundreds of thousands of people demonstrated across Europe against austerity and workers’ rights – in addition to the right of small audit firms to carry out a robust audit without the fear of being removed from office while the four largest accounting firm’s are only too ready to take over their clients. According to them, there is nowhere in the Ten Commandments poaching, snatching or enticement of clients are forbidden. You kill what you eat and eat what kill is the unwritten law.

    The Pope’s message was straight to the point:

    “I think about those who are unemployed (and auditors who have been replaced by Big Four) often because of an economic conception of society that seeks egoistic profit regardless of social justice.”

    Vatican Radio devoted a whole hour to interviewing youths all over Europe and it would appear that the economic downturn has forced young people to reconsider the value of going to university and half of them think a degree is no longer worthwhile. The Future of Europe Project found the confidence of young people (particularly Catholics) has been badly hit. The majority aged between 16 to 24 do not expect to have a job for life.

    The Vatican media can barely keep up with the vigour and freshness of the Pope. Indeed, Vatican Radio and TV have been feasting on the editorial of “The Nation” newspaper of March 23, 2013.

    Headline: “POPE OF HOPE”

    v “New Catholic Pontiff starts on a good note”

    “The formal inauguration the new Catholic Pontiff, Pope Francis 1, on Tuesday, signaled the commencement of a new era in the history of the church at a most critical period. The galaxy of world leaders who graced the occasion as well as the global attraction it elicited indicate that so much is expected of the new spiritual head of the 1.2 billion Catholics worldwide, both within and beyond the Catholic communion. Pope Francis is the first Jesuit priest to become Pope.

    An Argentine, he is the first Pope from outside Europe. He is the first Pope in living memory to occupy the seat when his predecessor is still alive as Pope Emeritus. He assumes office at a time of grave moral crisis in the church and critical socio-economic challenges confronting humanity. The new Pope’s early gestures indicate that he has the spiritual grace, humility and wisdom to help guide the church to a higher moral pedestal. Francis is in many ways a Pope of hope.

    It is significant that the Pope has assumed the name of St Francis of Assisi, a monk whose commitment to the poor was demonstrated by a life-long vow of chastity, humility and poverty. This is an indication of his identification with the wretched of the earth’ that still constitute the vast majority of humanity in a world that has, ironically, evolved the technology and expertise to make poverty history. As it is well known, poverty is at the root of many of the problems – religious extremism, terrorism, rampant criminality and gross moral degeneration – that threaten the very existence of humanity today. The current economic crisis that afflicts most parts of the world today also underscores the gulf of inequality that separates a microscopic proportion of the opulent from the less fortunate rest of mankind.

    Pope Francis was thus right on target in emphasizing the need to protest the poor and the environment in his inaugural homily. He called on Christians “to protect the whole of creation, to protect each person especially the poorest, to protect ourselves” saying further that “This is a service that the Bishop of Rome is called to carry out, yet one to which all of us are called ….. The vocation of being a protector, however, is not just something involving us Christians alone; it also has a prior dimension which is simply human, involving everyone. It means protecting the people, showing concern for people, showing concern for each and every person, especially children, the elderly, those in need, who are often the last we think about.”

    These words of compassion have a special resonance for us in Nigeria, where society worships at the altar of crass materialism and man is no longer his brother’s keeper. Pope Francis is showing a worthy example to the Nigerian church, where the size of a person’s bank account has become the measure of the salvation of his soul and men of God fly private jets in the name of God, even as millions of their members wallow in hunger and deprivation…

    As for the Seventy “Senior Elders from Nigeria” who have for almost six months kept vigil in St. Peter’s Square in fervent prayers for our beloved country – that it may not go the same way as Rwanda; Sierra Leone; Liberia; Egypt; Libya; and especially Somalia, the Italians and the Holy Father have proved to be generous hosts. We are being provided with free biscotti and coffee. Besides, our visas have been extended “indefinitely”. The message is clear – we are welcome to pray for as long as we like.

    • Bashorun Randle, OFR, FCA writes from Ikoyi, Lagos

  • A coroner’s inquest

    A coroner’s inquest

    The issue is less partisan because it is more so. I am referring to the election of the chairman of the Nigerian Governors’ Forum that held a little over a week ago. It is easy to tag it as an opposition versus establishment saga, a grudge match between President Goodluck Jonathan and Governor Rotimi Amaechi, or a signal of the impending battle to the death between the APC and PDP.

    It is all that. Who would deny that the opposition did not gloat at Jonathan’s frustration when his candidate, the ex-military officer Jonah Jang, fell dismally in front of his colleagues? This is so especially when they anticipated a coronation but had a coroner for their ambition to take over the governors’ forum. They did not yield ambition to grace.

    The first plot was to ask Rivers State Governor Rotimi Amaechi to step down as chairman before the election. That would have brought a vacuum. Then they would have said, let us appoint a caretaker, and one of the 16 who voted for Jang could have taken charge. Then like the last meeting when they did not have the numbers to oust Governor Amaechi in a fair contest, they could have declared that an election should hold at a later date. By that move, they would have accomplished what President Jonathan mandated: oust Amaechi for anyone else.

    But Amaechi knew this and said he would not step down but asked the director general of the forum, Asissana Okauru, to conduct the election. Do the governors or president step down because of election?

    That was the first indication that the anti-Amaechi forces were nervous. Election is a ritual. They did not want to yield shenanigan to the ritual of democracy. That was the first instance of failure.

    The second was when Ondo State Governor Olusegun Mimiko turned himself into an adversary of secret ballot and an evangelist of open ballot. The man, who is unraveling as the quisling of the west to his Ondo State people, knew that he could not trust the so-called 19 whose names were fraudulently listed on an advert in the media. He was clearly one of the 16. The so-called 19 is what I call apocrypha. It was a false document by a false people.

    Well, Mimiko failed and the election took place. That was failure number two. The third instance was that they relied on hearsay, since they did not expect the world outside to know what happened in the entrails of the room. They could paint white black and black white, and it would be one person’s word against another.

    But the grassroots governor, Rauf Aregbesola, had a joker. It was camera. He captured the story as Okaura first counted all 35 ballots and separated the votes for Jang and Amaechi. The returning officer showed the ballot to the governors to see as he counted.

    When he finished, the votes favoured Amaechi. The pro-Jonathan forces were stunned. This was failure number three for the anti-Amaechi forces. Mimiko and company wanted open ballot but secrecy from the outside world, a philosophical contradiction. With his phone, Ogbeni struck a triumph of technology over the luddites.

    Those who cannot anticipate technology cannot anticipate the future. The camera phone blindsided them. They are still playing the Luddite. For those who don’t know, luddites were those who opposed new technology at the height of the industrial revolution. Chief among them is the quisling Mimiko who said the tape was manipulated because he was not featured. Only megalomaniacs want to see themselves in every picture.

    If they failed in technology, they also failed in mathematics. Suddenly, 16 was 19 and 19 was 16. It reminds one of Russian author Fyodor Dostoyevsky’s classic, A man from the Underground, who marveled at how mathematics had been turned on its head by the civilisation. He noted that one plus one was no longer two but the beginning of death. That was what the anti-Amaechi people tried to do. They said because they had 19 endorsements then it meant they had 19 votes. They lost a sense of sequence. Voting is not about a past but the moment.

    When Barack Obama trailed John McCain ahead of the polls, Americans knew that it did not count until the day of counting. The pro-Jang men counted their chickens before they were hatched. On hatching day, they brooded over the roost and saw that they were sorely routed. They hurriedly ran an advertisement that showed that some governors who were out of town, like Gaidam of Yobe State, had become spirits that materialised to vote in Abuja. That was failure number five. They failed mathematics. They failed English because they did not understand the simple rules of the game. They failed communications because they lied after it happened, and they failed technology for acting like luddites. So, they failed the exam.

    What is NGF? It is actually a pressure group of governors. Other than that, it is nothing. Mimiko said its election in the past was based on consensus. Can he explain how they allowed a former colleague who is now president to throw cat among their pigeons? Was it against their rule for Amaechi to earn a second term? Did Mimiko himself not play quisling to get a second term as governor? When did it become a sin? Yoruba say K’e j’obi gbua gbua. (say it as it is.) Would there have been a tiff if President Jonathan was at peace with Governor Amaechi? Is this not petty politics? The irony is that Jonathan climbed its back to power, and he does not care, in his Machiavellian way, to destroy it now. That is not statesmanship.

    As for Jang, he was a sad tool. He capped it by thanking God for giving him a fraud. God of Old Testament would have made him regret. “Because sentence against an evil act is not executed speedily, therefore the hearts of the sons of men are full set in them to do evil.” Ecclesiastes 8:11.

    The reason this is less partisan because it is more so is this: it is less partisan because it reveals the maggoty underside of our politics, especially electoral politics, whatever the party. When 35 people in a small room cannot agree on an election that was so transparent, are we not wasting our time with elections involving millions in a wide swath of land? It is because it is so partisan that we saw all of this.

    So we know that it is not about NGF but about the man at the top. It is about a man who said he would retain the integrity of governance in Rivers State and not be dictated to from the centre. Was that not the reason Mimiko gave for his so-called principle? Why is he playing slave to a new master?

    It is about Amaechi’s stance about Okrika, and his position that the waterside must not remain a slum even if an unconstitutional first lady hectors inelegantly at him. It is about his pursuit of what he sees as his right to defend the oil wells of his state when the president forgets that he is the leader of all of Nigeria and not Bayelsa State. It is about a man who says he must assert his dignity as a man. It reminds one of the classic by Primo Levi titled If This Is A Man, meditating on how he asserted his humanity in the dark, barbarous furnace of the Nazi concentration camp.

    But more telling is the story of Sir Thomas More, who stuck to principle when the Tudor King Henry V111, wanted him to renounce his belief because he wanted to change the law to marry a woman. More became a martyr that historian Hugh Trevor Roper described as the “most saintly of humanists and the most human of all saints.” Amaechi is not More, but he acts like a man for all seasons, understands the principle of asserting his manhood without capitulating. That is how to nourish democracy.

  • Democracy as travelling theatre:

    Democracy as travelling theatre:

    The vastly urbanised and cosmopolitan Yoruba people of Nigeria have a sub-genre embedded in their prodigious dramatic repertoire. It is known as Alarinjo or Travelling Theatre. It is mobile and instant theatre enacted to a background of music and dancing. It is an amusing and riveting spectacle, but it can also become a vehicle of savage social and political satire’

    This is the Seventh Stage of politics as drama in Nigeria. The six other stages are exclusively devoted to Farce, Burlesque, Melodrama, Pantomime, Tragicomedy and of course Ritual. Given the pantomime buffoonery of the past fortnight, it does seem as if Nigerian democracy has learnt something from Yoruba dramaturgy.

    Last Wednesday, it was time once again for the annual national pilgrimage to the ritual shrine of democracy in Nigeria. Whenever democracy becomes this routinised and ritualised, you can be sure that it has been emptied of all its formal content. For in the final analysis, it is not what you say about democracy that matters but what you do about it. Democracy is a habit and not an antic. The anti-democratic panjandrums who rule Nigeria must be chuckling to themselves at this huge national swindle.

    Nevertheless on May 29, Nigerians from all walks of life and across the political divides, celebrated the fourteenth anniversary of civil rule and nascent democracy. So far, it has been the longest uninterrupted stretch of civilian administration in the history of the country. It was by all accounts a mixed celebration, reflecting the dominant mood of a nation that has entered uncharted waters in a perpetual quest for democratic self-actualisation.

    For many, it was a time for sober introspection and reflection about the fate of the country. For others, it was a time to roll out the drums of modest celebrations. To those who wore mournful looks of apprehension and unease, the tally of democratic dividends is in gross deficit. To this band of conscientious objectors, the stark realities on the ground, and the anti-democratic posturing of the upper echelons of the ruling party, is a cause for national anxiety. Darkness may be visible indeed.

    Yet for many others who trade in optimism like political stockbrokers, we have not done too badly given the circumstances. There is no ideal democratic society anywhere in the world. There has never been. Every human society must negotiate with its own dark demons on the perilous road to democratic emancipation. But where and when the demons win, not even the dead or the martyrs of democratic struggle will be safe.

    Democracy has its dark drama, its dismal dissimulation and dire dissembling. Sometimes it creeps in most often after momentous exertions by the populace. At other times, it steals out like an unwanted guest often after serious dereliction by the political elite. In a society fraught with explosive contradictions, nobody is sure of just when enough will be enough.

    But above the din of contention, a most sober assessment holds that what we should be celebrating is not the consecration and consolidation of democratic tenets and habits but the absence of formal military rule. If the soldiers remain in the barracks despite sore temptations, we may yet fumble and wobble our way out of the woods.

    It is perhaps in keeping with the aggregate mood of the country that the celebrations in Abuja have been modest and muted. A state of emergency in a democratic set up is an emergency for the state itself. In a low-keyed ceremony, the government of Goodluck Jonathan reeled out its achievements in the face of widespread question marks over its competence and capability.

    But in a development suffused with dramatic irony, while Jonathan was defending his competence and lashing out at his implacable detractors, his benefactor and political patron, the former president, Olusegun Obasanjo, was in nearby Jigawa state issuing an oblique but well judged fatwah against his former protégé. With Socratic acerbity, the former president noted that you could help a person get a job but you cannot help them do the job.

    It was a sensational vote of no confidence and a damning report card from the man who had set the exams and formulated its grading rubrics. Obasanjo had single-handedly propelled Goodluck Jonathan from the joyous obscurity of his tidal backwater state to the dizzying heights of the Nigerian presidency. If he is now publicly flinging the confidential evaluation of his own student and political apprentice at the Nigerian populace and putative electorate, it amounts to a public declaration of hostilities and an indication that 2015 will be one hell of rowdy and riotous endgame.

    But Obasanjo should be the least of Jonathan’s worries and woes. The country is unlikely to trust the judgement of the retired general again. He has been tested severally and found wanting in this department of leadership selection. When without any touch of irony, he was magisterially pronouncing on Jonathan, he was also at the same time publicly pronouncing on the soundness of his own judgement and his capacity for rational and patriotic evaluation of the nation’s leadership needs. The system of preferment he has put in place is as ruinous of true merit as it is redolent of malice and mendacity.

    The wily military strategist may be stalking some bigger game in the jungle. It may well be that General Obasanjo does not really care a hoot about who succeeds Jonathan as long as he has damaged him beyond re-election and as long as he succeeds in stripping the government he has installed of its last shred of credibility and legitimacy. This is the typical endgame and grudge match in which the general seems to excel. In that case, Sule Lamido himself must beware of a Greek gift.

    For the good people of Nigeria who have been sidelined as usual and forced to become idle spectators at this unfolding play of giants, the good news is that there is time for everything. Given the current power configuration in the nation and the dispersal of political authority within the dominant, residual and emergent hegemonic blocs, one individual, however powerful and pre-eminent, can no longer single-handedly determine who will rule Nigeria.

    Long out of power, with his political stock vastly diminished, without a political base and with virtually all the IOUs called in, the general reminds one of a political dinosaur stranded by choice. The omens are dire and he should read the handwriting on the wall. Unlike the northern power masters who often treat him with grace and civility in recognition of past services, the emergent hegemonic bloc does not seem to have the cultural grace for such niceties.

    They are prone to a feckless impudence which does not recognise past achievements or current distinctions. They are already sending ominous warning signals of impending demystification in his direction. If he does not take the cue and if the ascendant power bloc comes under intense political pressures, as it is bound to be in the coming months, it might set the House of Lugard ablaze. Long accustomed to hunting with the hounds while running with the hares, Jonathan may yet prove Obasanjo’s ultimate political nemesis just as Abacha almost turned out to be his military nemesis.

    There is a feeling of Déjà vu in the air. Something tells Snooper that we have passed this terrain before but in a military guise. The current conjuncture hauntingly reminds one of the early days of General Abacha’s reign of terror. After the freest and fairest election in the history of the nation was annulled, the opportunist miscalculations of the Nigerian dominant power bloc paved the way for a general who had no time for their posturing and pretences. The military, the caliphate and their southern power coolies paid very dearly for this.

    The goggled one strolled where angels feared to thread. He was ferociously feckless. At that point in time, two generals, Obasanjo and Yar’Adua, bestrode the political stage, huffing and puffing with hubristic self-importance. Yours sincerely in an article titled “Martyrs Arising” admonished the two military colossi, warning that in some paradoxical and inexplicable manner they may yet become martyrs of the unfolding democratic drama.

    Early in Abacha’s tenure, this writer asked the perceptive and brilliant Patrick Wilmot what he thought was the critical difference between General Babangida and General Abacha, Wilmot shot back that the difference was that Abacha was not intelligent enough to know fear. A few months later, Abacha summarily impounded both generals. Yar’Adua did not live to tell the story and Obasanjo escaped by some miraculous provenance.

    Once again, the Nigerian Theatre is travelling and the political road show is on. Like the Alarinjo, no one is sure when the joke and the fun will turn serious and morbid, or when the irreverent satire will metastasise into a vehicle for huge social commotion. Given the ongoing desecration of all known democratic norms and tenets, one can only conjecture that it will not be long. Like all dramas of human existence, it is impossible to distinguish between playing actors and acting players. Only time can tell.

  • Democracy Day Blues

    The people want life to be more possible so that the president will not enjoy his score card alone; they want to help enjoy it too.

    This is no exaggeration, but living in Nigeria has become like using your fingernails to scratch away at the sides of a mountain until it becomes flat like the ground. So you go scrape, scratch, scrape at the thing: buying endless fuel cans for your generators (if you have one), putting one cement block over another to give your loved ones shelter (when you can), battling daily on the road with unruly, unrefined and uneducated taxi-drivers and motorcycle-riders and generally having to deal with Nigerians who are nice to foreigners but grumpy to their fellow countrymen (and women). In all these, you hope against hope that as you scratch away at the mountain, the mountain will somehow give way to your puny efforts, failing which some angel with wings would give a helping hand and whisk you away onto an uninhabited island where there are no Nigerians. Well, they do say hope springs eternal.

    On democracy day, like all other Nigerians, I was therefore only too glad to observe a public holiday not because I wanted to greet democracy but because I love work-free days and use them to dream up get-away schemes. Left to me, I think all days should be democracy days so we can have an endless number of work-free days. Know what I found? Many people think like me. On May 29, many stayed at home, not really because they wanted to nurture democracy and help it to grow in their little corners, but because they welcomed a chance to rest their feet from trudging the streets in the effort to eke out an existence from the uphill living Nigeria offers most of us.

    The most absurd part about the whole democracy day business still remains the tortuous route it took to get to us. I mean, when you ponder that it came through one of the most renownedly undemocratic blusterers in history, you can only think that the poor thing arrived LOD – Lame On Delivery. I believe that is why the entire democratic enterprise in Nigeria limps to the highest heavens to this day. Just look at us. Our National Assembly has no idea what to do with either the country or itself; we the people have neither the knowledge nor the will to throw out the entire structure and build for ourselves a system that best defines our nature as Nigerians and Africans with peculiar problems; and a presidency more involved in looking in the mirror and seeing its well torsoed chests carrying very expensive name tags incidentally called ‘2015’. But we limp on.

    So, like I said, many of us stayed home on democracy day to give ourselves a break from all the scratching at life thing so that we will not have to be grumpy at other Nigerians for a nice change. Believe me, a life of perpetual grumpiness not only gets boring but is most tiring. Instead, I used the day to ponder on what there is to gain or lose from the kind of democracy we have, where we are getting it, what we can do to fix its wrongs and generally indulge in some good ol’ standard issue blues. I started by thinking about what is right with it … mmmm … Ok, the next one – what exactly have we gained from this democratic venture?

    By last count, not much. To begin with, as I sat down to think, I soon found myself perspiring for the sun was high in the sky, the icebergs were melting, global warming was going on against all my orders to be still and all that, and there was no electricity to make the fans move and provide some respite. In short, as it was in the beginning, is now, and will hopefully not be forever more. For now though, there was no electricity to help me think. I turned myself to the showers. The taps were not exactly dry. No, sir, they were past dry, they went silent a long while back. Oh, have I mentioned that now, thanks to this democracy, I can hardly travel freely in the country? I cannot even now sleep with my two eyes closed, but luckily, I use four. All these basic things are still wrong yet the country spends billions and billions of Naira each year on its democratic structures. So, exactly how would you be wanting me to reckon this democracy for me to gain the simplest thing?

    Just some days ago, I read a report in which our president was said to have given his administration a pass score for a job well done in this their first-half assessment, and well he should. The only problem is that the rest of us do not quite understand that scoring system because I really have not met a student who has been called on to assess him/herself. That would make the work of the teacher very superfluous indeed. The president then berated the rest of us for not using a known and clear ‘marking guide’ in our assessment of his administration. Yes, but is it not an axiom that whoever sets an examination usually provides the marking guide? But this is neither here nor there. What is important is that we all should understand the concept of democracy and here is my take.

    Surely, to the known world, democracy is that means of governance by which the people get together, point out a few among them to go and govern the rest for the sake of peace and quiet. It takes for granted that whoever is elected would listen to the people, respect them and help to make life less of a grind for them. It also takes for granted that when the people perceive that the said elected officials have ceased to respect or help or listen to them, the people know exactly what to do with and about them. Boot them out.

    Alas, in all of Nigeria’s democratic republics, no single set of elected officials has shown any inkling of what it has been elected or sent to do other than to frolic. And so, from the time of the institution of democracy in Nigeria, we have been unfortunate to have one set of frolickers or the other in astonishingly ascending degrees and the people have been paying the price. So, brace up folks, for we the people obviously have a lot more paying to do.

    The experience of most sane countries is that the government constitutes no more than a small percentage of human labour, large-scale industries no more than a small percentage of the national economy, while the rest is made up of small-scale life savers. For the economy to run efficiently, therefore, every organ of the economy requires a great deal of self-determination in which it can rely on the fact that white is white, black is black, and every little decision cannot be interfered with by the president.

    Clearly, it is time to call out the democratic umpire. No democracy can thrive in a colony of ants that refuses to know and respect the positions, authorities and limits of its members. They will all soon go array and awry. Let the umpire tell us: have we got it (democracy) or have we lost it (our good sense)? I think we have not got it, and I think we have completely lost it. For one thing, the government needs to realise that the people want to be respected. Democracy requires mutual respect between the elector and the elected. For another, we the people want life to be a little more possible so that the president will stop enjoying his score card alone. Let us the people enjoy it too.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

  • Who are the Yoruba people? (2)

    In his 2000 page book titled ‘’Ile-Ife-The Source of Yoruba Civilisation’’, Prince Adelegan Adegbola wrote the following about the Yoruba people of South-western Nigeria- ’’the Yoruba are the progeny of great kingship, efficient kingdom-builders and astute rulers. They have been enjoying for centuries a well-organized pattern of society, a pattern which persists, in spite of all the changes resulting from modern contacts with the western world. Their kings have, from very long past, worn costly beaded crowns and wielded royal scepters. No one remembers the time when the Yoruba people have not worn clothes. Their character of dignity and integrity is an ancient one. In reality, the Yoruba claim to be descendants of a great ancestor. There is no doubt at all that they have been a great race. They are, and they appear in some ways to be detrimentally over-conscious of their great ancestry and long, noble traditions…..the Yoruba are one of the most researched races in the world. According to Professor S.O. Arifalo, by 1976 the available literature on the Yoruba, despite many omissions, numbered 3,488 items. These vast amounts of works are quite substantial and unrivalled in sub-Saharan Africa. Also the artefacts showed that the Yoruba were intelligent, complex and wealthy people whose art and technological skills were unsurpassed in pre-historic Africa. Almost everything we know about the Yoruba people comes from Ile-Ife.’’

    Professor Adegbola’s research is as fascinating as it is outstanding. It is a ‘’must read’’ for all those that are interested in finding out who the yoruba are, where thy come from, what they stand for and what their contribution to religion,culture, the arts and civilisation really is. Adegbola’a research into the history of the Yoruba and the various Yoruba kingdoms is second to none. His findings certainly put a lie to the controversial assertion made by Sir Hugh Trevor-Roper, one of the best-known and most respected historians that ever lived, who once said that ‘’the history of Africa is darkness, nothing but darkness’’. Nothing could be further from the truth and it is clear to me that this englishman, despite his outstanding credentials, knew next to nothing about our rich history, heritage and culture which, in my view, was far more advanced and goes back for thousands of years more than even his own. In this essay I will make my own contributions to the debate and I will concentrate primarily on the pre-historic era of the Yoruba before the coming of Oduduwa to Ile-Ife and before the establishment of the great kingdoms and princely states. I will focus on their origins as a people and their migratorary patterns.

    The Yoruba are ancestors of the black Cushite migrants and settlers that did not go to Africa with the other descendants of Cush but that rather chose to settle in the areas and environs that were to later become the ancient cities of Mecca and Medina in what is presently known as Saudi Arabia.

    They were not Arabs but they were there as settlers for thousands of years and they constituted an industrious, prosperous, powerful, large and respected minority within the larger Middle Eastern community. However they were eventually driven out of those Arab towns and communities and forced to leave them for refusing to give up their religious faith, their deep mysticism and paganism and their idol worship after Islam was introduced to those places by the Prophet Mohammed in 600 AD. They migrated to the banks of the great River Nile in Egypt where they intermingled and inter-married with the Egyptians, the Nubians and the Sudanese of the Nile. The Egyptian roots and connections of the yoruba are deep and irrefutable and the third and final part of this essay is dedicated solely to exploring and explaining those roots. For thousands of years many of the yoruba remained on the banks of the Nile but the bulk of them eventually migrated to what was to later become known as north-eastern Nigeria and once again they settled, mingled and inter-bred with the Shuwa Arabs and the Kanuris of Borno.

    From there they eventually swept across the whole of the north and migrated down south to the forests and farm lands of what is now known as south-western Nigeria making their primary place and location of settlement and pagan worship Ile-Ife. Ile-Ife is to the Yoruba traditional worshippers what Mecca is to the Muslims and what Jerusalem is to the Jews and the Christians. The establishment of Ile-Ife as the centre and source of all that is Yoruba was confirmed by Oduduwa himself when he sent his sons out from Ile-Ife to other parts of Yorubaland to establish their own independent kingdoms, including Bini Kingdom. It was after that that we broke up into various kingdoms and communities within what later became known as the old Western Region of Nigeria. Some of those kingdoms and empires were sophisticated, powerful, large and great (like the Oyo Empire) and some were not so great and large.

    Yet each was fiercely independent and established it’s own sophisticated system of government, customs, legal codes and conventions.

    Sadly these Yoruba kingdoms spent one hundred years fighting one another in totally unnecessary civil wars before the arrival of the British but it is a historical fact that they were never defeated in any war or conquered by any foreign army. Yet the only things that they had in common amongst themselves was their language (which broke into different dialects), their historical heritage, their affinity and respect for Ile-Ife and their acknowledgement of that town as being their spiritual home and finally their acceptance of the Oonirissa of Ife as ‘’the living manifestation of Oduduwa, the quintessential icon of royalty and splendour and God’s chief representative on earth’’. This collection of different kingdom states with a common ancient root were collectively known as the ‘’Yoruba’’. Yet the fact of the matter is that the word ’’Yoruba’’ has NO meaning in our language or any other language that is known to man.

    No-one has been able to tell us with certainty the meaning of the word ‘’Yoruba’’ or indeed where it really came from. This really is very strange and is indeed a deep and unsettling mystery. For all we know it could even be a deep and ancient insult. That is why I have always preferred to be referred to as an ‘’ife’’ rather than a ‘’Yoruba’’. Another question that is often asked is why did our forefathers indulge in all the mass migrations from first Mecca and Medina, then to Egypt, then to Borno, across the vast plains and desert lands of northern Nigeria and then finally settled in the forests of the western region? Historians have ventured a number of reasons for this but the truth is that no-one knows with much certainty. My own personal theory is that the reason that our forefathers kept having to migrate until we found somewhere of our own was either because of war or because we refused to give up our pagan beliefs and practices. I believe that when Islam was eventually introduced into the areas that we once settled our forefathers suffered all manner of persecution for their tenacity to their ancient pagan faith and their refusal to convert and consequently they had to move on. I may be wrong and many historians have offered one or two other explanations for these mass migrations yet whatever the reasons for them may have been, whether they were due to war, famine or religious persecution, it is clear that the influence of the Arabs, the Egyptians, the Nubians, the Sudanese, the Kanuris, the Nupes and all the other nations that we once lived with, mingled with and mixed our blood with through breeding and marriage is very strong amongst the Yoruba people, their music, their language and their culture till today. We shall return to this theme in part three of this essay.

    For thousands of years the yoruba were pagans and ifa was their cornerstone. Their faith was polytheic in nature and they believed, like the Ancient Egyptians, not in one Supreme Deity, but in a pantheon of gods each of which had it’s own place and served it’s own purpose. As a matter of fact most of the ancient gods that the Egyptians worshipped were introduced to them by yoruba diviners, sorcerers and pagan priests. Such was the level of our influence on Egyptian culture, religion and history. The  monotheic faiths of Islam and Christianity were both espoused by the yoruba thousands of years later and were both established primarily by the strong trade links that existed between them and the Hausa/Fulani from the north, the Turkish traders of the Ottoman empire from the southern Atlantic coast, the Portuguese and European traders who plied that same southern Atlantic coast and the Christian missionaries who vigorously evangelised the whole territory. Both christianity and islam eventually took full root in the land and in the hearts and minds of the Yoruba people whilst paganism, ‘’ifa’’ and the practice of their more traditional faith was eventually pushed to the back seat. This was quite an achievement because for thousands of years both christianity and islam were fiercely resisted by the Yoruba and even till today many yoruba people still tenaciously hold on to their traditional faith. That is why it is very difficult to find a Yoruba family that does not have christians, muslims and adherents of the more traditional and ancient tribal faiths in their ranks.

    The slow and massive migration of the yoruba from Arabia, Egypt, Borno, through northern Nigeria and to their own homelands in the south-west are why they, together with the other numerous tribes in ‘’mid-western’’ (the Bini, the Ishan, the Urhobo, the Itsekiri, the Isoko and all the other tribes that were once part of the old Western Region of Nigeria) and ’’northern’’ Nigeria are generally known as the ‘’Sudanese Nigerians’’. This is because they all migrated from north Africa and the Sudan to their present locations. By way of contrast the various tribes from the rest of southern Nigeria who migrated from eastern and southern Africa to their present locations comprise of the Igbo and the people of the eastern Niger-Delta area (including the ijaws, the ikweres, the kalabaris, the efiks, the ibibios, the ika igbos and all other tribes that were part of the old Eastern Region of Nigeria). These people are known as the ‘’Bantu Nigerians’’ and they are very different to the Sudanese in terms of their outlook to life and their culture and history. Permit me to explain this assertion. The history of the people that are known as the ’’Sudanese Nigerians’’ is well-docuemented, well-entrenched and well-acquainted with strong and respected hierachial structures and the administration of extreemely large and powerful, culturally-diverse, cosmopolitan and sophisticated empires that once stretched across thousands of miles of different territories and civilisations. These great empires, which were headed by powerful kings and emperors, such as the Oyo, Habe, Nok, Nupe, Tiv, Borgu and Sokoto Empires, conquered many lesser peoples in centuries past and administered many territiories when compared to the Bantus.

    The Bantu’s only experience and knowledge of ancient empire and kingship is limited to a few relatively small yet notable kingdoms and coastal states in what is presently known as Nigeria’s eastern Niger-Delta area. Examples of this are the Kalabaris who have their Amayanabo, the Efiks who have their Obong and a few others. The most populous tribe amongst the Bantu are the Igbo. They are originally of Jewish stock and they have absolutely no history of kingship, empire and organised hierarchical structures at all. They were essentially republican in nature and they were a collection of village and forest communities that were bound together only by their common language and their ancient heritage. That is why the igbo often take pleasure in saying ‘’igbo enwe eze’’, meaning ‘’the igbo have no king’’. Outside of the royal kings of Onitsha and Asaba to have kings and chiefs amongst the Igbo was a relatively new phenomenon which certainly does not pre-date the last 150 years. As a matter of fact the kngs of those two towns and communities were not even originally of igbo stock but were offshoots of the Royal House of Bini in what is presently known as Edo state. The Obi of Onitsha and the Asagba of Asaba and indeed most of their subjects were descendants of the Oba of Benin and the the people of edo respectively. The igbo did not even have chiefs up until 150 years ago. It was when the British colonialists arrived in the east that they appointed ‘’warrant chiefs’’ for them. This explains why the igbo particularly finds it exceptionally difficult to understand the complexities and subtleties of people that do not share their republican heritage or beliefs.

    Yet the truth about the Nigerian situation is that everybody and every tribe and nationality, no matter how big or small, brings something to the table. That is what makes us so special and unique as a people and that is what makes our country so great. There is indeed unity in diversity and whether you are a yoruba, an igbo, a fulani, a hausa, a tiv, an idoma, a nupe, an urhobo, an ishan, an itsekiri, an isoko, a kalabari, a kataf, a shuwa Arab, a kanuri, a berom, an igbira, a bini, an ikwere, an efik, an ibibio, a jukun, an ijaw or any other tribe or nationality it is in the greater collective and the beautiful racial and cultural melting pot that Nigeria has become that we can find our true power and greatness. The yoruba, no matter how rich our history, are only a part of a much greater family of peoples each with their own noble heritage and proud history. In the third and final part of this essay we will explore the Egyptian roots of the yoruba and we will consider the remarkable similarities between ancient Egyptian culture, religion and language and that of the yoruba people.

  • A swamp called Syria

    A swamp called Syria

    •Civil War is as a crazed lion devouring its own flesh; only the sobriety that comes from weariness shall stop it.

    War is hell. Civil war is hell gone mad. Once fighting began, Syria became a tragedy foretold. A society and government short on tolerance but fully conversant with ruthlessness and its attendant crafts of misrule were thrust into tumult by the protests many cheered as part of the “Arab Spring.” Arab it was. Spring it wasn’t. As events unfolded, what occurred proved worse than the most biting winter.

    A harsh nation in a dark neighborhood where friends are more dangerous than enemies, Syria was not well suited for the protests. Rarely do protests against a paranoid regime yield placid results. While liberty and justice might be the aim, the result tends toward the opposite initially. Dictators do not respond to democratic protests by offering the olive branch or more democracy. They respond by offering more dictatorship. Such was the case in Syria. The morally vacant Assad regime would flash the mailed fist to deal with the protests.

    A minority government with a callous reputation, the Assad regime knew the protests could roll into something challenging the regime’s very survival. The friends Assad has in the international community could be counted on fingers of one hand yet leaving at least two of those digits unencumbered in the accounting. Lurking behind the protests was the sectarian rivalry between Assad’s Alawite minority and the nation’s Sunni majority. Unless the protesters backed down after their initial forays, conflagration was inevitable. For good measure, toss in subterranean tribal fissures in both camps and a dose of international intrigue as leaven. The contrived peace that had been imposed by force was set to expire. It would do so in puffs of smoke, fusillades of bullets and the roadside heaping of the corpses of the innocent, the guilty and the indifferent.

    This is the worst type of civil war. Pitting a minority regime against a fragmented majority opposition, the eruption forecasted stalemate. The regime enjoys the preponderance of material assets but not by such numbers as to overcome its lack of faithful followers. Most in government belong to the Sunni majority. Their membership in government was a marriage of convenience. Few things are as inconvenient as civil war. When the pinch came, their loyalty also became suspect. For Assad, this is more than a pinch. It is a vise grip closing on his throat. Thus, his government has effectively shrunk to where half of those in it are suspected opposition collaborators. Assad fights the rebels while keeping his second eye on perceived enemies within. It is hard enough to quash an uprising using all a government’s assets and energy. Using half of that inventory makes the task impossible.

    The rebels have greater people power but the power is unharnessed, wild and as often directed against internecine rivals as against the ogre government. Thusly fragmented, it cannot be viewed as a unified opposition. It too is a marriage of convenience, wedding genuine democrats, opportunists, carpetbaggers, tribalists, Sunni chauvinists, and radical jihadists. Should Assad suddenly fall, these disparate elements will lunge with equal ferocity at each other as much as they will attack the hapless remnant of Assad loyalists. Because they lack unity and also have inferior arsenals and military experience, the rebels are not strong enough by themselves to topple Assad.

    Aided by Iran, Iraq and Hezbollah, Assad has tipped the extant balance in his favor. He still remains unable to exterminate the rebels. As things stand, however, he believes he can preside over a rump Syria. Given the alternative of dangling from the wrong end of a thick rope or of being hauled before the International Criminal Court, Assad would gladly rule this abbreviated tract indefinitely.

    Meanwhile the rebels are furious at the West. In Western calls for Assad’s departure, the rebels thought they heard the unmistaken language of material support. They saw Libya being repeated in their homeland. The West wanted Assad gone but did not want to entangle themselves in protracted misadventure. Libya had proven harder than envisioned. Syria would be harder still, with the outcome less certain. Te West, including America, has given clandestine support and weapons but not at a decisive magnitude. This dollop augments the war materiel provided by conservative Sunni regimes like Saudi Arabia, Bahrain and Qatar; still, the total cannot tip the scales.

    Ironically, some of these weapons will fall into the possession of Al Qaeda and other jihadist elements in the opposition. That this same situation played in Libya brings into question the primacy the West, especially America, publicly gives its anti-terrorism policies. While Syria can be considered a bad card in all categories, it is hard to believe Syria has been a more active and geographically diverse terrorist threat than Al Qaeda and its jumble of franchises and affiliated groups. Apparently, the war on terror has conditional primacy for the West. If there is chance to pick off an unfriendly Middle Eastern nation, the West will cooperate with the dreaded terrorists to achieve the task, even though who might ascend to govern the downcast nation remains uncertain. This tryst with terror groups strengthens the groups by equipping them and giving them a fighting chance at influence in or even leadership of the newborn government. Apparently, the West would rather toss the future of unfriendly nations upon the wheel of blind fortune than to focus on minimizing the impact of terrorist groups. Western nations evidently believe they can stifle large-scale attacks on their territories. Thus, they can now return to the timeworn practice of picking off recalcitrant nations.

    This policy shows neo-conservative thought retains primacy even after the Bush years. President Bush designated several nations as evil. Syria was among them. While the world has moved on and danger spots have evolved, American policy seems to have remained static at its core. This is a most curious and low-minded policy. Osama bin Laden was begotten by the blowback from the West’s cynical support for jihadists in Afghanistan during the 1980s. This time it might produce a scourge more virulent. Hopefully, it will not be born in the urban battlefields of a crumbling Syria. However, if the West persists with this tack, the blowback will occur in some desolate, broken land.

    The war has stabbed into the marrow of Syrian society. The death toll exceeds 70,000; one million people have been displaced. More are disfigured and wounded. None will forget this grisly woe. Horror is written on the face of children and lodges in the wombs of those who should be giving birth to a more optimistic generation. The mounting violence ferments sectarian tension. Senseless killing demands an answer: That answer is usually hatred. With each innocent Sunni killed, other Sunnis inch closer to blaming all Alawites for wanting to suppress them. The death of a guiltless Alawite sparks fear in that community of a bloodbath should Assad fall. Neighbor looks at long-time neighbor with new fear. In a civil war, even the initially indifferent become partisan because the ethnic or sectarian divide that shapes the battlefield comes to define the entire nation. This already harsh political system and the society underpinning are sundering, gradually but inexorably to the point that repair will be measured in decades not in years.

    Superimpose international rivalry on this picture. What emerges is the turbid portrait of a genuine catastrophe.

    Heretofore the West hoped to oust Assad by the power of positive thinking. When this failed, the spigot of clandestine aid was opened. That proved inadequate. A few months ago in an attempt to restrain Assad and pre-position the Syrian leader as being criminally responsible for potential American intervention, the American president proclaimed the use of chemical weapons would be “a game changer,” implying America would deliver militarily decisive aid to the opposition or get even more directly involved. The statement was tantamount to striding out on a narrow ledge. It would encourage renegade Syrian troops or rebels to deploy chemical weapons on a small scale to provoke a massive U.S. response. It would make little sense for Assad to order such a deployment unless he was certain the American statement was pure bluff. Assad is ruthless but not so reckless as to take the unnecessary gamble. The inhumane use of any chemical weapons was probably done by solders outside the chain-of-command or by agents provocateurs trying to elicit a muscular American response.

    When confronted by foggy evidence of deployment of the despicable weapons, President Obama wisely retreated from the precipice. Exercising prudence, he did not take the bait. His move was roundly condemned by America’s conservatives as having sacrificed the nation’s credibility. These people complain because they somehow ache for more war notwithstanding Afghanistan and Iraq. They seem to prefer America on permanent war footing. It must be good for their stock portfolios as it makes little sense from the standpoint of national interests. To his credit, Obama ignored their protestations. He realized leaping to war based on such scant evidence would not have added to America’s global credibility. It would have confirmed either American naiveté or its war lust.

    European leaders have been more hawkish than President Obama. In the face of Assad’s recently military gains, the European Union seeks to reestablish a more even balance. Consequently, it ended the arms embargo on Syria, meaning it will start openly supplying the opposition. However, given the EU’s history of half promises and given the uneven Libyan performance of key EU members, the opposition still might be disappointed by the wares it gets. The EU move will place pressure on America to openly supply the rebels. At some point, America will join the line.

    Meanwhile, Israeli takes occasional potshots at Syrian installations and Hezbollah soldiers entering Syria. Israel dislikes Assad because of his support for Hezbollah in Lebanon and because of the disputed Golan Heights. However, Israel is wary of his downfall because of the complete breakdown of order it might occasion. Israel would rather see Syria in indefinite turmoil. The uncertainty furnishes a credible reason for Israel to be skittish about peace talks with anyone, including the Palestinians. Moreover, the global attention directed at Syria deflects the overall pressure on Israel to talk peace.

    On Syria’s side stand Russia, Iran, Iraq and Hezbollah. In the shadows, hides China. Russia has too much invested in Syria, including a naval installation, to walk away from Assad. In a demonstration of support that counters the EU arms action and that will make Israel think twice about airstrikes, Russia is giving Assad new anti-air missiles. No nation makes such an expensive, obvious gift to a leader who it believes will soon be scurrying for his life. Iran has been Syria’s best friend in the region. Iran needs a friendly Syria as a conduit to Hezbollah in Lebanon. Without a cordial Syria, Hezbollah’s supply line is truncated to the extent the group will lose ground in Lebanon. Thus, Assad’s fight for survival is its own. Iraq is also a conduit of war materiel and personnel to Syria and Hezbollah. A Syria in the hands of a Sunni government with jihadist inclinations could foment Sunni resentment in Iraq, moving that already frail, febrile nation to the threshold of civil war. The Syrian crisis magnifies the Sunni/Shi’a divide throughout the region which could spark real problems in other nations.

    On balance, the western nations opposing Assad are stronger than the half-handful aligned with him. While this is serious business, it remains a bit of a lark for the West. Their existence is not threatened by the war. They have something to gain but little to lose in the contest. They will calculate how much to invest and will go no further. For them, this is a limited proxy war. For Assad’s allies, especially Iran, Iraq and Hezbollah, more is at stake. Significant interests, if not their outright existence, hold in the balance. While they have fewer assets than the West, they are willing to give more from the little they have. Much like the internal Syrian balance, the international balance of power and effort portends stalemate. However, the introduction of additional weaponry will escalate the lethality and destructiveness of the stalemate.

    In what is likely a hollow gesture at this point, the US and Russia, though on opposite sides of this matter, joined by the UN seek to sponsor peace talks. Buoyed by recent tactical military gains, Assad is eager to attend talks. With his ship currently riding high tide, any agreement achieved at the talks must memorialize his currently strong position. A few months ago, observers were talking about the regime collapsing from within and Assad escaping in the dead of night with but the shirt on his back. Today, he speaks of running for reelection next year. The opposition has no present desire for talks. Their sine qua non is Assad’s ouster; but a strong Assad will not step toward the exit let alone walk through it. Consequently, the opposition wants to continue fighting in order to change the shape of the battlefield before approaching the negotiating table.

    This problem is inherent with all wars, particularly civil wars. Rarely do both sides simultaneously see an advantage in negotiating. It may take years and concomitant war fatigue before the parties negotiate. In war, combatants rarely come to the table as a function of wisdom or reason. They usually do so because out of weariness.

    Without divine intervention or the sudden irruption of wisdom among the leaders of both sides, war shall continue for some time to come. Those who head the rival sides have little to fear personally war’s continuance. They live in padded comfort far from the daily misery and the macabre. They bear little of the physical brunt of war. They don’t experience the physical danger or the material deprivation. The anonymous, common man, woman and child whose only dream was to live a decent existence in relative peace and comfort will bear the brunt.

    Their dreams now shattered, they exist to survive. They are no longer human beings. They are objects in a dreadful game of sniper fire, indiscriminate bombing and rash executions. For them, this is not war and this war is not about them or their interests. In a situation like this, the prospective leaders who hold the interests of the people to heart are rarely those who possess enough military power to take over. Those who hold such power, on either side of the fight, are not those most interested in the people. This war is but a contest between those who want to rule but not necessarily improve the nation. For the Syrian people, this war is hell. For the rest of us, it is a hellish reminder that the best way to end a civil war is never to start one.

  • Wobbling and fumbling to 2015

    Wobbling and fumbling to 2015

    Anti-Amaechi crisis exposes the PDP for what it is even as the Presidency plays the ostrich

     

    What ordinarily should have passed as an innocuous election by governors in the country to elect their officers in a forum not known to the constitution has become a reference point for President Goodluck Jonathan’s popularity. And the reason is simple: the President himself has not done much to be detached from the forum that could easily pass for a social gathering where the governors unwind. So, if the President is feeling bad at the turn of events before and shortly after the Nigerian Governors Forum (NGF) election of May 24, it is self-inflicted. The humiliation, if the President sees the developments as such, is the kind of thing a leader suffers when he stoops so low to be involved in mundane things that should not have been his business, considering his exalted office.

    But President Jonathan did not seem to understand the prestige attached to that office. If he did, he would not have been an interested party in who heads the NGF or whether the organisation even exists or not. The only time the forum attracted the attention of Nigerians probably was the time it supported the Federal Government on the withdrawal of fuel subsidy in late 2011. And that was because it wanted more money for its members. Interestingly, both the Federal Government and the forum were on the same page; so, there was no quarrel then, even though subsidy removal was unpopular among the generality of Nigerians. That did not matter, either to the Presidency or the forum, once their own needs were met. But for mass resistance, fuel subsidy removal would have been rammed down the throats of Nigerians while the presidency and the governors would have been smiling to the banks, with their ‘protruding’ treasuries.

    Today, the music has changed. Governor Rotimi Amaechi, as chairman of the NGF in support of fuel subsidy removal who was then a friend to President Jonathan, is now his sworn enemy. But that is what life is all about. There are no permanent friends or permanent foes, but permanent interests. Of course, the story is well known. President Jonathan, despite a lackluster mid-term performance, is still interested in contesting the 2015 election. Apparently the man did not know how badly disappointed Nigerians are with his government because if he knew, he would not have awarded himself a pass mark in his assessment of himself on May 29. Where in the world is the student also the examiner? Or where in the world is an accused the judge in his own cause? This, unfortunately, is what the President has done and he can do that because this is Nigeria. But that is not our concern for today.

    We have been told that Amaechi has been ‘blacklisted’ because he is interested in being vice president in 2015. If this is true, isn’t this a legitimate aspiration? The point is that unless political calculations change, or unless the President changes his style, he will be resoundingly defeated in 2015. This has nothing to do with the fact that he was massively voted for in 2011. The handwriting is becoming clearer by the day. And that explains the desperation to clear all enemies, real or perceived, from the way to ensure there are no formidable challengers, and Amaechi happens to be the scapegoat. The calculation is, once you deal ‘ruthlessly’ with Amaechi, others who might be nursing similar ambition would get the message and queue behind the President, whether or not he has anything to offer.

    But Nigeria ought to have passed the stage where any elected official would breathe down the neck of another. The governor was elected just as the President. But for our warped federalism, nothing should make it possible for either to breathe down the neck of the other. It is obvious the architects of this anti-Amaechi crisis either overrated their own capacity or underestimated that of their opponents. That is why they have found it impossible to beat a retreat despite the fact that they have been fumbling serially and so embarrassingly; unfortunately dragging the Presidency along with them, notwithstanding that the presidency has said it is not a party to the crisis. They should go tell that to the marines!

    Those who are saying that the NGF crisis is between Governor Godswill Akpabio of Akwa Ibom State and Governor Amaechi of Rivers State either deliberately chose to amend the truth or simply want to make President Jonathan feel good; a thing that can never be because the president himself knows that the contest is this fierce because he (President) is leading the anti-Amaechi fray. And this explains the desperation on the part of the President’s goons to win by foul means since it is impossible for them to win fairly. The PDP, their party, also badly handled the crisis that should have been nipped in the bud before it festered. Rather than approach the issue maturely, the party’s leaders behaved like a village headmaster with a horsewhip to whip non-conformists into line.

    And when this failed, they contrived all kinds of shenanigans, from the formation of a parallel forum which they called the PDP Governors Forum, to reduce Amaechi’s influence as NGF chair. That failed. They then thought it was better to pull the rug off his feet by slugging it out with him at the forum’s polls. They were sold a dummy which they sheepishly bought; forgetting that there is a difference between dreams and deeds. At the NGF polls, again, they were roundly defeated. And, rather than graciously accept defeat, they have contrived all kinds of things to give the impression that Jonah Jang, Plateau State Governor, their defeated candidate at the NGF poll, won the election. Not surprisingly, from the formation of the PDP Governors Forum to the NGF polls, they always found ready tools for the dirty games. Nigeria is never in short supply of such characters. One of their favourites has God as part of his name but it is doubtful if he is allowing God’s will in this matter. Then the other had a namesake in the Bible who was the problem to other passengers in a troubled ship on the sea; the ship remained troubled until he was thrown into the sea and swallowed by a fish in whose belly he was for three days and three nights before he repented. Now, this second tool in the hands of the PDP went to church to celebrate the victory he knew he never had. If anyone was in doubt that he never had that victory, that doubt must have evaporated with the number of governors (whose votes he purportedly had during the NGF election) that honoured his invitation to their so-called new NGF Secretariat on Thursday. But this must be a different kind of Jonah because the biblical Jonah repented three days after. It is over seven days and seven nights and this Jonah of our time is still swimming in the mud of iniquities.

    Mark my words, the PDP rather than beat a retreat, will want to ‘deal’ with those governors that were absent at Jang’s event, their event. That is the way of Pharaohs. They don’t beat a retreat until they sink. We will start hearing the kind of things we never heard about those governors now that they have made themselves known. Their courage is however soul-lifting. However, those playing God today should know that this is the kind of crisis no one can tell the end. They should go ask those who played God yesterday. But the fact is that this crisis has exposed the PDP for what it is and it is a foretaste of what to come in 2015.

     

  • Collocational facts

    NATIONAL MIRROR Front Page of May 30 failed a simple phrasal verb test: “Mid-term report card: Jonathan lashes at critics” Collocational information: Jonathan lashes out at critics

    Of course, the inside pages, naturally, were also not left out: “The Honourable Minister for (of) Power….” But, Commissioner for Power…Niger State Government, take note!

    “NDLEA arrests two over (for or in connection with) trafficking at Lagos Airport”

    NATIONAL MIRROR Editorial equally contributed four howlers to the pool of improprieties: “Bamigbetan regained his freedom on the payment of a whooping (whopping) ransom of N15 million.”

    “…has given a firm assurance that his government will stop at nothing to (at) reducing the menace to the barest minimum in the state.”

    “…and like (as) Governor Fashola said, eternal vigilance should be the watch word (watchword).”

    “I misled Middle Belt to vote for Jonathan” Politics Today: I misled Middle Belt into voting for Jonathan

    “…he has been able to repay back N20 billion.” Delete ‘back’ and move forward!

    “Osuntokun scores Jonathan low in education” My amiable and humanistic former lecturer scored GEJ low on (not in) education. An aside: Prof., thanks for all the biros you gave to us during lectures almost three decades ago in UNILAG. I remember it all as if it were yesterday! God will continue to prosper you. I also fondly recollect another fine gentleman, the late Dr. Hakeem Haruna of History Department, for his unique didactic methodology. May his soul continue to rest in peace.

    Still on National Mirror: “ABUAD: It can stand with world class (world-class) universities”

    “ABUAD students on life in the campus” Special Report: ABUAD students on life on campus—or, simply, ABUAD students on campus life, especially for headline purposes

    “Jonathan has no solution to Nigeria’s crisis” Definitely, Nigeria has more than one crisis: therefore crises.

    Now, the final entry from National Mirror: “…creative people to interact at (in) the corridors of power”

    The Guardian front and inside pages of May 28 contained a surfeit of lexical falsehoods: “One military personnel was also killed in the encounter.” ‘Personnel’ (plural) is a collective noun that cannot be used for just an individual.

    “…Amaechi said that his purported suspension was an act of political witch-hunting.” Conscience, Nurtured by Truth: political witch-hunt

    The next five wrongdoings are from a full-page advertisement signed by the management of SINOHYDRO as published by THE GUARDIAN under review: “SINOHYDRO…wishes to congratulate the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, His Excellency President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan (GCFR) (another comma) for (on/upon) the successful flagging off (inauguration, et al) and the Ground Breaking Ceremony (ground-breaking ceremony) for the….” Elsewhere in National Mirror of May 30, the Niger State Government in an allied full-page advertisement also goofed on ‘ground-breaking ceremony’!

    “We further wish to congratulate the Honourable Minister of Power, Prof. Chinedu Nebo (yet another comma) as well as his counterpart (colleague/deputy/partner/assistant) the Honourable Minister of State, Hajiya Zainab Kuchi.”

    “Time for leaders to close rank (ranks)…”

    “Jang assures on welfare” Who did the governor assure? ‘Assure’ compulsorily takes an object.

    “Okorocha seeks on leadership training” Yank off ‘on’!

    Still on THE GUARDIAN under focus: “…the military lobby intensively for deployment into (in) the zone.” (Editorial)

    “To bring this to the attention of the decerning (discerning) investors, the Jigawa State Government is organising the first Economic and Investment Summit.” (Full-page advertorial)

    Lastly from THE GUARDIAN Law Report: “Courts are not permitted to suo motu raise issues, resolve same (the same) without hearing from parties”

    THISDAY, THE SATURDAY NEWSPAPER of May 25, circulated a few errors right from its Front Page: “The good news came few (a few) hours before President Goodluck….”

    “…after overrunning three terrorists camps (terrorists’ camps) in the riotous….”

    The next four blunders are from a full-page advertisement in the Saturday newspaper under review: “I duff (doff) my hart (hat) for (to) a brother that is more of value than gold.”

    “Your deligence (diligence) in business is wonderful….”

    “Many residents of the state have agreed to endure in order to enjoy a safe and secured (secure) tomorrow.”

    “Some parts of Maiduguri was (were) no go area (no-go areas) to any sane mind as people are (were) picked up for slaughter. The laws operating in those areas were different from any other parts (part) of the state (or other parts of the state).”

    Finally from THISDAY COVER under review: “….the deployment of more troops to (in) states was belated.”

    THE NATION ON SUNDAY of May 26 displayed slothfulness and crankiness: “To stem this abuse by some judges, the CJN said that she has (had) directed that before any judge can (could) travel abroad, he or she (sic) must obtain permission from the head judge.” My comment: instead of ‘he or she,’ use ‘they’—which is the acceptable form.

    Still on last week’s edition of this medium: “…Wike opened up on the crisis in Rivers State and his grouse with (about) Governor Rotimi Amaechi….”

    “If we have problems, probably there might be one reason or the other (one reason or another) the governor is not happy.”

    “As two-time Governor of Lagos, you shone like star (a star).”

    “To their dubious chicanery, your voice resonate (resonates) distinctly….” Also note that the last word in the extract is otiose! (This and the preceding blunder are from a full-page congratulatory advertisement by the Edo State Governor Comrade Adams Oshiomhole in honour of Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu)