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  • The trouble with Things Fall Apart

    The trouble with Things Fall Apart

    I state upfront that my original article was to be: “You ain’t literate if you haven’t read Things Fall Apart (TFA).” But upon reading “Achebe Versus Soyinka”, the submission of Sam Omatseye, my Editorial Board chairman, in his In Touch column in The Nation last Monday, I changed the focus of my write up and expanded the scope a little. Sam in his inimitable way re-stoked this long-running controversy about Chinua Achebe vs. Wole Soyinka; and what makes up art in literature. It is a continuation of some of our heated debates during meetings. As part of my vehement disagreement with Sam on his take on TFA, I thought of this new title. The trouble with TFA in my reckoning, is the trouble with Chinua Achebe; it is the trouble with Nigeria. I will return to it later.

    TFA as pristine art

    Sam asserts that Achebe “wrote good works, not great works, not textured by deeper insights you would see in better accomplished works”. He says further that “Achebe was a good storyteller (but) turning from a raconteur to an art of sublimity and depth belongs to the masters”. First, one would have expected to see a list of such exemplars of great works of sublime depths so we can compare with TFA but Sam did not give us such an opportunity. In my humble submission however, Achebe’s spare and simple style of narrative is deliberate and not to be mistaken for Wole Soyinka’s convoluted and multi-layered streaming. So it is first a question of style.

    I believe that Achebe is capable of twisting his thoughts to the 10th degree if he wanted, the way Soyinka is wont and is naturally predisposed. It is genius no doubt but I find greater genius in deconstructing even genius so that mere mortals like us could feed from its morsels. Prof. Niyi Osundare says TFA, “ represents Achebe’s literary essence because of its delicate simplicity.” Gabriel Okara, another master of the art puts it this way: “I found it (TFA) interesting because here is a book written in a way I would have liked to write. I was happy that someone had done what I was trying to do in writing our African experience using the English man’s language to explain the African experience. And I appreciated the skills with which he did it.”

    Elechi Amadi, another great man of letters and contemporary of Achebe’s puts it thus: “My impression of the book then (1958/59 when he first read it) was that I felt it was well written. The language was ‘rock-solid’. He handled the English language competently. In my opinion, compared to his other novels, Things Fall Apart is his best. It was the first novel written by a Nigerian or an African to attain world recognition…he galvanized us into action to write books of quality as he has done. Achebe was an inspiration.”

    This is how Time magazine puts Achebe’s style in an obituary tribute in its current edition: “He liked writing in English.”I feel the English language will be able to carry my African Experience,” he declared in 1965. It would have to be a different English, though, “still in communion with his ancestral home but altered to suit its new African surrounding.” There it is: what Sam may have mis-read as a lack of depth or as pedestrian narrative was altered, contrived to suit; the way only a great mind would.

    Wole Soyinka, Nobel prize and the Asiwaju controversy

    I think Achebe was right to have asserted that Wole Soyinka is not the Asiwaju of African literature, Nobel prize or not. It is the way he said it that might have furrowed eyebrows. While only an illiterate would doubt WS’ genius, I think his forte is not literature. He is the quintessential human, the artful crusader for social justice and sanctity of the human man; a cultural icon. Soyinka represents the original man in his most pristine and divine state. With all sense of responsibility, I hold that Soyinka dabbled into literature as a platform to project his original essence.

    Let us make a few conjectures: if WS didn’t write literature, he would have easily written anthropology, laws of social justice, governance with equal dexterity. Would he not have remained the universal icon he represents today? If he did not get the Nobel prize, his ultimate literary validation, would his literary works have amounted to much beyond serving as literary repast for gray-haired academics? For instance, while I read TFA in primary six, I could never grasp The Man Died in class five and I had to give away my copy of The Interpreters during Youth Service because I couldn’t break through it. One thinks that Soyinka effectively started his literary career with his autobiographical Ake, a story of his childhood days. Since then, he had dutifully ensured he brought his high genius down to the pedestal of mere earthlings.

    On the other hand, without literature and the seminal TFA, what would Achebe be? Perhaps another renowned professor among a myriad, teaching contextual African literature and literary criticism across the world. But Achebe’s validation was in his world acclaimed literary prowess. Not getting the Nobel did not diminish him one bit. How many other writers of literature have a singular book which has sold 12 million copies worldwide; a book never out of print and is read in every corner of the globe? It has also been translated into about 50 languages and has been adapted into different forms including business books.

    I wager that the Nobel clan will forever live with the burden of ignoring Achebe and TFA. I have a feeling that as the friendly fire of TFA continues to rage and ‘consume’ the world for a long time yet, I see the Nobel people shamefacedly admitting their error and reconsidering their policy on post-humus awards. TFA would elevate the Nobel.

    Again, what is art?

    Art, in my view, has been what the critics and superior culture determine it to be. Thus Mozart’s work is high art. So is Shubert’s and Beethoven’s? That is what they have trained our minds to accept. Is Osita Osadebey’s work art? What about Sunny Ade and Fela‘s? But if you ask me, beside Achebe and his TFA, the only other cultural and artistic export out of Nigeria and the Black world is Fela and his body of works. In other word, for me, art must have universal appeal for it to be so-called. And before I am accused of mixing pop culture with art, I note that even pop culture could grow to be art. Example: William Shakespeare’s work was pop culture in his days and the likes of Samuel Johnson derided him as a hacker. Today, Shakespeare is the touchstone of literature in English.

    Trouble with TFA

    The trouble with TFA, I dare say, is the trouble with Nigeria. Let us do further conjecturing: what might have been if Wole Soyinka was Chinua Achebe and vice-versa? My guess is that the armada of the boisterous and very active (God bless their souls) Yoruba intelligentsia would have hoisted TFA on their wings of glory and (mark my word), staged it on every street corners of the world. It would have been the recommended standard text of the Yoruba, nay Blackman’s worldview; his history, sociology, anthropology, etc. No grudges there though because enlightened self-interest is the first wisdom.

    The trouble with TFA is the trouble with Nigeria. TFA is the hard copy, the crystallization of the ethnic rivalry between three major nations yoked together under one flag. The trouble with Nigeria is that three peoples; Igbo, Yoruba and Hausa, three great nations are strapped together as one. Their very existence is a pervasive mind-game, a rivalry that will either make or mar them. Imagine England, France and Syria under one flag as a nation! That is Nigeria, a salad of a nation that gets increasing sour and unsavoury by the day.

    But egbe bere, ugo bere, nke si ibeya eberele, nku kwa ya. That remains the Igbo dictum. Let the hawk perch, let the eagle perch (on the iroko), he that seeks to upstage the other, let his wings dislocate. Adieu Chinualumogu, the great ugo flies into the horizon…

  • Readers’ parliament

    You have said the mind of sane people still remaining in the church. The most foolish people are those that even with the glaring diversion of our hard-earned money into their personal accounts, we still can’t talk to a “man of God.” Church is another business: “Me and my sons” limited. 08079279831.

    What a beautiful and educative write-up you have here. You have expressed exactly my views but most times those close to me think I am an unbelieving individual who is too proud to be subservient to any of their fraudsters called daddies. 07038001105.

    The problem is that most believers are not interested in truly and faithful worship of God rather people are just interested in their wicked desires. There is no more dignity in labour. Everyone wants to make it without working hard. Present day pastors and church founders are preaching their own gospel, not that of Jesus Christ. From Sunny Okafor. Nkpor. 08035755641.

    Who is this? What religion is he representing? Could this not probably be the foretold antichrist? These and many other questions will definitely be agitating and tormenting the minds of the few of the Nigerian faithful who will care enough to read this masterpiece of exposition but will not reason deep on its intent and thus miss its intended purpose – that is, a call to add a little bit of sensibleness to their misconstrued faithfulness. For those who will not read the article for whatever reasons aside from those who see any attempt at redirecting their incorrigible wayward daddies as an affront to Christ. Our prayer is that people of like mind, effrontery and boldness like you…who are truly interested in honest and sincere belief should not rest even when it is sure that your fans will be very few. Have solace in the fact that truth and honesty are orphans in the morally and religiously deprived society that we find ourselves. Keep up the finer work. 08032078292.

    Hello, Mr. Olatunji, I have been following your article and I love your presentation. I totally agree with you where you wrote: “he strips the believer of intellect and thought, he silences his ability to think.” That’s what is happening to the two major religions in Nigeria. I find it very depressing that people can no longer think on their own. I have while reading the article if this writer is a free thinker, only to be disappointed in the last paragraph in which you mentioned “God-given intellect.” From NANDIP Wuse 2, Abuja. 07037793312.

    Thank you Olatunji for your piece. You have put it just as it is. My prayer is that this truth will set free all who have been bewitched by these hirelings. God bless you. From Ben Ilebode ESQ. Benin City. 08033015690.

    You are on point but how many people will listen to you? The soul of the Nigerian believer has been sold to the smooth tongue of the daddies’ greed and craze for materialism in the name of religion. This philosophy thrives on pervasive poverty and a hopeless economic situation occasioned by inept political leadership.08057797241.

    Your article was very good. May God bless you to unravel more. Nigerian pastors are shamelessly corrupt. Thanks. 08038772010.

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    You have just hit the nail on the head. People rush to spiritual homes for deliverance forgetting that deliverance lies within us just as the kingdom of heaven is in us. From Biodun Soga, 08060006790.

    That was an excellent piece bro. So glad to find out someone else is in their right senses. Let them worship on God, the father. 08023506040.

    I have read Part 2. You are a serial, blatant, cureless clown who tells the truth with religiosity, sentiment. Shame. Pity. From Kehinde Olalemi. Ibadan. 07041851806.

    May your pen never run dry. I enjoyed the article. I hope those who have ears will listen. We are in a state of decadence that makes people believe easily and get quickly brainwashed that there is miracle waiting for them at the expense of their intellect and ability. The so-called daddies capitalize on the socio-economic problems of the country to exploit them claiming that by paying their tithe, miracle is on the way. From Rotimi Akinbiyi. 08033050814.

    The creeps in our worship houses

    My friend, it appears you are qualified to be appointed a ‘chartered writer’— From 08187209543

    Kudos! I consider myself a victim of our desperate pastors because my wife is hooked on their opium. Our society is gradually slipping into the abyss because of illiteracy and unwillingness amongst the literate to read. We have more “men of God” and less godly men. From 08037400478.

    Mr. Ololade, I read your June 3, opinion. The question is, ‘are u five years early or one day behind the time?’ I am surprised that a Nigerian could say such a thing in this 21st Century. It’s okay, it’s an opinion. From Jacob 08034679229.

    Nobody made them pastors, apostles and bishops and till tomorrow, they are fakes, they claim God spoke or called them. The biggest liars in the world is and among them adhere to the teachings of Jesus Christ? They go all length and even make magic and yet, prosperity , healing etc is not achieved because the source is satan. In Nigeria, less than 10% are real Christians. Thanks. 08039456567.

    You have told the pastors the truth. Until you tell your Islamic terrorists the truth, I will continue to believe you are suffering from Logorrhoea. Truth. 07041851806

    Ola, you have not come by a more candid expository on our National malady in our time as yours on page 21 in The Nation of August 12. If I could, I will post unedited to all Nigerian Pastors hoping they will understand. Keep it up. From E.J Ebong. 08038137269

    There is no reward for goodness other than goodness. The truth you have said in the Nation about the true nature of Islamic Banking will be a success for you and your entire both in this world and hereafter. Amen…From Goodluck! 08065392578

    “The Creeps in our worship houses 1 and 2”: Nobody made them pastors, apostles, and bishops and till tomorrow, they are fakes. They claim God spoke or called them yet they are the biggest liars in the world. Is any among them adhering to the teachings of Jesus Christ? They go to all lengths and even make human sacrifice to make magical prosperity, healing and so on. In Nigeria, less than one per cent of the people are real Christians. Thanks. From 08039456567.

    Olatunji, I have not come by a more candid and expository piece on this national malady in our time. If I could, I will post it unedited to all Nigerian pastors hoping they will understand. Keep it up. From E.J. Ebong. 08038137269.

    There is no reward for goodness other than goodness. The truth you have said about the true nature of Islamic Banking will attract success to you and your entire household both in this world and the hereafter. Amen. From Goodluck. 08065392578.

  • April Fool amid Easter blues

    April Fool amid Easter blues

    APRIL Fool got shoved off the calendar here a long time ago. A Londoner called me on Monday to confirm a story he had heard. I reminded him that it was the All Fools’ Day. He burst into laughter.

    But I remained impassive to the hysteria of that moment. He lives in a society where spoofery is an exciting art in which even the most serious of newspapers indulge at least once in a year – on April 1. Here, the line between fiction and reality is so thin there is no point trying to find the point of departure between the two. Nothing is new.

    In equal measures, the bizarre mixes with the blissful, the mad contests with the mardy and all is upside down.

    We have seen a generation of brilliant military officers perish in a strange air crash. We have seen illiterate vote grabbers and flagrant impostors occupy government houses. We have seen confirmed thieves get a slap on the wrist. We have seen members of a family, including babies, murdered in cold blood. We have seen innocent bus passengers bombed. A governor was kidnapped by those who insisted that to them he must surrender the treasury key. What can shock Nigerians? Nothing.

    The April Fool fell on Easter Monday. But the sobriety – and revelry, for some – of our Lord’s victory over death was no bulwark against the absurdities of our often scorned life. Consider this: The President was speaking on Sunday at a church service – his first in Lagos, Nigeria’s business and financial engine-room, since coming to office in 2011. He was talking about fixing the roads and the terrible power supply. All of a sudden, there was a power outage . His voice was muffled. Thankfully, the public address system came alive again. Dr Goodluck Jonathan resumed his sanctimonious talk about keeping the country united amid the deadly security situation.

    His face wreathed in sardonic smiles, he said: “I believe they (those behind power supply) know that I am here. That is why they took light, at least to remind me that I must not sleep, until we stabilise power. God willing, next year, they will not take light again.” Can you beat that?

    On Monday, at the dedication of a church in Aninnri Local Government, Enugu State, the Anglican Primate, the Most Revd. Nicholas Okoh, was praying for the President. He said: “He came to this position through your grace; may he not be disgraced out. There may be people who are not happy with him; may you protect him from their powers. Give him the grace as the man who transformed this country. May he not go home empty handed.”

    Honestly, this is our prayer for the President – that his may not go down in history as an ever pugnacious presidency overwhelmed by its many battles, some of them its own creation, such as the January 1, last year fuel price increase and the fatuous attempt to wreck the Governors Forum. There are others, the origin of which may not have been the government’s making. Boko Haram. Kidnappings – remember the seven foreigners who the President believes may still be alive? Pipeline vandalism. Communal clashes and the savagery of mass murders in villages.

    As for people who may not be happy with President Jonathan, they are many – for obvious reasons. Unfortunately, they do not seem to have the powers to deal with him. The only power they have is their vote. But, do votes count here?

    Among the army of the aggrieved are old pensioners who worked all their lives to have a restful old age. Now they go hungry, their pensions stolen by wicked civil servants. There are university graduates who have been duped in desperate attempts to buy jobs that are actually not available. There are those who have lost loved ones to robbers. They feel the government has betrayed their trust.

    It was a bloody Easter Day in Kano. Security agents raided a Boko Haram hideout and engaged the sect’s fighters in a gun duel. A soldier and 14 others died in the encounter. The building housing the sect’s fighters was razed and 14 AK 47 assault rifles were recovered. Besides, many explosives were seized.

    The Kano clash followed the motor park bombing in which scores died and many were injured. Who would have thought a few years ago that some demented youths would kit themselves up with explosives and then head for a motor park to ignite the place with a deadly fire that left so much blood, broken heads and battered limbs? Who? In those days, it would have been another April Fool spoof. Not anymore.

    On Easter Day in Festac Town, on the outskirts of Lagos, some suspected vandals were arrested by the police. They were said to be carrying fuel stolen from a pipeline in 270 bags – ever heard of fuel in bags? The ingenuity of the thieves here is clearly beyond the comprehension of many in the advanced world – each containing 120 litres of petrol. The chief suspect confessed to the crime, saying he was shocked that security operatives were at work during the Easter break.

    Komuko Ayekede said: “We thought that on a day like Easter, security operatives would go and rest with their families. Please, forgive us, at least, for the sake of Christ that rose from death because of you and me.”

    He had initially lied that he was a palm wine tapper who only saw the sacks of petrol while atop a palm tree, but he confessed when an accomplice decided to spill the beans. As far as Ayekede is concerned, he should be allowed to go home – in the spirit of Easter. Is there a more shocking absurdity?

    Four Kaduna State communities are yet to recover from the hangover of the two-day killing spree unleashed on them by some unknown gunmen on Saturday and Sunday. The police said 19 people were killed. The villagers said 20 died. Among the victims were women and children. They were asleep in the dead of the night when they were woken up by gunshots. They rushed out to find out that their homes had been set on fire by the invaders, who shot them as they rushed out.

    The cause of the bloodletting was not immediately clear. The local government chairman, Kumai L.J. Badun, said the invasion was a reprisal for the poisoning of two cows, allegedly by a 21-year-old man, Aboi Stephen, who was complaining that grazing cows destroyed part of his drying season farm. Days after his complaint, two cows were found dead. The owner, said to be a Fulani, warned that Aboi would pay dearly for the death of the cows. One day, Aboi was declared missing. His body was later found by a search party. His throat was slit.

    An army of villagers stormed the palace of the chief of Atakar in protest. They accused him of inviting the Fulani into the community. A few days after, the invaders came, vengeance on their minds and anger on their faces, burning and shooting. The body count – 20 dead, including women and children.

    Now, consider the price of two dead cows in Nigeria – 20 persons. What can be more ridiculous?

    We thought terrorists had been sent packing from Abuja. They sent a warning during the Easter break when an explosive went off at an eatery. Thankfully, there was no casualty.

    In Warri, Delta State, three kids were detained by the police for allegedly stealing a bicycle. The children, aged between six and nine, were detained because their parents could not raise the N10,000 per head allegedly demanded by the investigating officer. One was released; his mother paid N6,000. The father of another was said to be on his way to the police station, armed with N6,000 and prayers. Another was wondering why the police would detain the minors with hardened criminals for yet an unproven allegation.

    Is April Fool still here?

  • Chief Ilemobayo Akinnola (1934-2013)

    Chief Ilemobayo Akinnola (1934-2013)

    The news of the death of Chief Bayo Akinnola came to me as a rude shock. His demise is not only a national loss but a huge personal loss to me because all my adult life I have always known him as Brother Bayo. The reason for this is the fact that he and my late Brother Kayode were like twins right from their time at the University of Ibadan.

    Chief Akinnola studied Arts while my brother studied Medicine but they had so much in common in their worldviews and particularly in the game of tennis which both of them played with ferocity. They were each other’s best man when they got married.

    Chief Bayo Akinnola was born in Ondo town in 1934. He lost his mother at a very tender age but his father doted on the young Bayo to the extent that he and his father were inseparable. He attended Primary School in Ondo before going to Ibadan Grammar School for his secondary education. His father and Venerable Emmanuel Alayande were friends and Venerable Alayande was given the mandate to shape and mould the young boy anyway the old teacher deemed fit. This included caning when and if it was necessary. I bet it may have been necessary sometimes. Chief Bayo Akinnola grew up to as a strappling young man, tall, athletic and very well spoken. He eventually became the Head boy of Ibadan Grammar School and from there he went first to the Nigerian College of Arts and Science in Ibadan and then to the University of Ibadan where he earned a degree in History and English. During his time in the University of Ibadan, liberal arts graduates were not only taught good English but also they were taught how to speak it. Throughout his life, Akinnola spoke Queen’s English with relish and panache.

    After his graduation from the University of Ibadan, he went to England on a British scholarship to do a Postgraduate course in Education before returning to Ibadan Grammar School, his alma mater. He taught me History in Higher School Certificate Class (HSC) in 1961 before he left and joined the Nigerian Tobacco Company first as a Salesman and later as an Executive. He was a very good teacher and because of his spoken English, highly admired by all students but it was clear to us that teaching was not his calling because instead of teaching us history, he spent most of the time talking about the Nigerian Youth Movement which was at that time a thorn in the flesh of the Nigerian government. Many of the leaders of this movement had socialist or communist inclination and they wore huge beards in the fashion of Fidel Castro or Che Guevarra the famous Cuban revolutionaries. Bayo Akinnola however was clean shaven. Chief Okotie Eboh the then Minister of Finance who was allegedly corrupt feared this young revolutionaries so also did the then Prime Minister Sir Abubakar Tafawa Balewa. In a one hour lecture period, the then young Akinnola usually spent half of his time talking on politics and revolution while the remaining half was spent on what he was being paid to teach. But as young people we all enjoyed his class until he left apparently for greener pastures. Baba Alayande was sorry to see him go because even as one of his teachers, he treated him as a son. He sometimes loudly asked for where Bayo was during assembly if he did not see him in time.

    Chief Akinnola lived with his young wife Fumbi in a small bungalow at Ibadan Grammar School until he left. He bloomed in the business environment and it was from there that the Military Governor of the then Western Nigeria, Brigadier Oluwole Rotimi a classmate of his appointed him as Commissioner for Industries during the military regime that spanned the years 1966-1979. Chief Akinnola after leaving government set up his own industry in Ibadan and had plantation of citrus and other crops in Ondo and also fisheries business in Lagos. He was hugely successful in all his ventures and he travelled far and wide all over the world looking for business. The climax of his business enterprise was his appointment as Chairman of West African Portland Cement Company the maker of Cement at Ewekoro and Sagamu. This is one of the largest industrial enterprises in Nigeria. His contribution to that company’s growth was substantial.

    He held the traditional title of “Lotin of Ondo”. This was apparently in deference to his social standing and his embrace of a philosophy of Joie de Vivre that earned him the sobriquet in Yoruba of “Ojo gbogbo bi odun” (Everyday like Christmas). He loved life and lived it. He used every occasion to throw huge parties both in Ondo and Ibadan to which he invited his friends both young and old. He was never really in politics until in recent times when he apparently had political tendencies towards the ruling PDP. At a time he was chairman of a committee that chose President Yar’adua as a candidate of the ruling party in 2007. His role within the PDP was rather marginal. He was not the typical party man as he was very truthful and blunt but he felt he had to support the PDP especially when Obasanjo was the President because according to him, that was the highest position any Yoruba man had earned. He was also committed to Yoruba unity and he tried very much to help nurture an umbrella organisation that would have brought all Yorubas together.

    Some years ago, he became the “Lisa of Ondo” (Prime Minister) and spent his fortunes and the contribution of his friends to virtually rebuild the Palace of the Lisa in Ondo. He was a great churchman and he liked to sing and had a wonderful voice and with his size, he could bring a house down. Chief Akinnola was a good father to his children one of who is Mobola Johnson the current Federal Minister for Communication Technology. He gave his children the best education money could buy at home and abroad. Yewande is a lawyer; Akinyinka and Mobola are engineers and Arinola a banker. He was also a great grandfather and he used to take his grandchildren round the world at one time or the other. I once met him in an airport in Frankfurt in one of these great occasions.

    He will be greatly missed by all those who knew him and by his beloved wife Fumbi and children Yewande, Akinyinka, Mobola and Arinola and by us his brothers and many loved ones and the Nigerian public as a whole.

    His death brings one to the Yoruba saying “Erin wo ajanaku sun bi oke” which in his case is very appropriate being a huge man. When he is buried in Ondo, the town will feel his impact by the crowd that would come to say goodbye to the great man. Adieu Brother Bayo.

  • Amnesty dialogue  and compromise

    Amnesty dialogue and compromise

    The elite of Niger Delta (those described as vultures by Saro Wiwa) and those of the north are traditional allies. They know each other intimately. And what defines this intimate relationship is greed. Everything is therefore politics of mutual interest. And this explains why what appeared a patriotic call by the respected Sultan of Sokoto, for amnesty for Islamic insurgency that has defied solution for three years has turned into war over oil revenue sharing, or ownership of oil blocks all of which have no direct relevance to the lives of the poor in the scorched land of the Sahel north or those on polluted waters of the Delta creeks.

    We must not lose focus. President Jonathan who secured a landslide victory in the 2011 presidential election was soon to be confronted with crisis of legitimacy. Some states became no go area for the president. Literarily restricted to a fortified presidential palace for most official functions, the president appealed to the northern leaders including the traditional rulers for help. We the cynics also supported the president by insisting the northern leaders must be made to confront their nemesis- their angry hungry uneducated jobless youths using religion as a subterfuge to fight their oppressors.

    Thereafter, a committee on Reconciliation, Healing and Security, chaired by Ambassador Zakari Ibrahim, was set up by the Northern States Governors’ Forum (NSGF). The Sultan of Sokoto, Alhaji Sa’ad Abubakar III, by canvassing for total amnesty for members of Boko Haram, to end their four-year reign of terror merely echoed the recommendation of that committee.

    The NSGF committee among other recommendations also requested the president to visit Borno, Yobe and Kano states, the epicenter of Boko Haram insurgency. It also urged the president to “order the immediate release of all detainees against whom there is no established case of criminal involvement, and the immediate prosecution of those against whom there is evidence of criminal involvement, before courts of competent jurisdictions.”

    The Sultan, who has admitted during the recent annual meeting of the Central Council of the Jama’atul Nasril Islam, JNI, in Kaduna that ‘We northerners have put ourselves in a quagmire, because whatever that is happening in the North is our own doing’ has as a demonstration of his commitment to finding solution to the problem within his Muslim fold, recommended that the Federal Government commence the process of licensing preachers in the country to reduce the incidence of wrong indoctrination of youths.

    But rejecting the Sultan’s recommendation at a Town Hall meeting in Damaturu, during his first visit to Yobe State, the president declared “We cannot declare amnesty for Boko Haram because we cannot declare amnesty for ghosts”. He has remained resolute even after it was pointed out that in 2012, we spent N1 trillion fighting the insurgency that has already led to the death of about 4,000 Nigerians and that some of those he described as ghosts are still in detention. Not even the Sultan’s logic that “even if it is only one that is identified, that one would provide a lead” impressed the president.

    But as if to make the government’s work easy, Muhammed Abdulaziz the Second-in-Command (southern and northern Borno) of Boko Haram, publicly declared a ceasefire which he said was the result of a dialogue with the Borno State government. “We are going to comply with the cease- fire order and by the time we are done with that, then government security agencies can go ahead to arrest whoever they find carrying arms or killing under our name,”

    If one thought that was all the lead a responsive government needed to act, one was wrong. Last Sunday several days after this press statement, the president’s spokesman issued a statement tasking the northern leaders canvassing for amnesty to identify Boko Haram members

    And now lined up behind the president are the Delta warlords, militants turned contractors, intellectuals and other opinion leaders from the zone who now claim Boko Haram is sponsored by their traditional allies from the north to discredit Jonathan presidency and also for a greater portion of oil revenue. We have in the group Prof Kimse Okoko, President of Conference of Ethnic Nationalities of the Niger Delta, Ms. Ann Kio Briggs of the Ijaw Republican Assembly, former MEND leader, Chief Government Ekpemupolo, the Izon-Ebe Oil Producing Communities Forum (IOPCF) and pioneer Chairman of Traditional Rulers of Oil Mineral Producing Communities of Nigeria, (TROMPCON) Pere Charles Ayemi Botu. Not left out is HRM, King Dodo II, Pere of Bilabiri Mien Kingdom, Bayelsa state”.

    Support is also coming for the president’s stand from unusual quarters – Femi Fani-Kayode who hitherto was a critic of Jonathan’s administration Understandably, the president’s hard line position is supported by Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) whose members have suffered more in the almost three years of mindless killing and burning of churches. Its National Secretary General Reverend Musa Asake, stated categorically that “the association rejects any offer of amnesty for members of the Boko Haram sect ‘“because the Sultan used the word injustice to the sect and not to the Christians”

    But in this unfolding war between Niger Delta oil owners and their traditional allies, my sympathy lies with the later. Unlike the president who controls an awesome apparatus of state power which he displayed during his visit to Yola and who also has a fortified Aso rock as shield, the northern leaders and the poor under daily assault by Boko Haram have nowhere to hide. There had been attempts on the lives of the Shehu of Borno, the Emir of Kano and the Emir of Fika. The emirs are safe neither in their palaces nor in the hallowed mosques. The governors operate from adjacent states. And those who failed to make a difference when they were in power like the celebrated oil block owners and the fuel subsidy fraudsters have migrated to Lagos or abroad. I take side with them because their individual members alone can tell where the shoe pinches.

    And this perhaps explains why Abdulsalami Abubakar, former military Head of state whose Niger State witnessed brutal murder of youth corpers not too long ago, chose far away New York to lend his voice to the call for amnesty for Boko Haram: “People are made homeless, people are made orphans, they are made widows, so if amnesty to this people will bring peace and bring succour to our country, why not?”, he had said in an answer to a reporter.

    Alhaji Abubakar Tsav former Commissioner of Police, Lagos State; Nuru Ribadu, Nasir El Rufai andnd Hafiz Rigim, the former IG who escaped death by the whiskers and who is now seeking asylum in Britain, are voices from outside the troubled area supporting amnesty for Boko Haram.

    National Assembly members of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, from the North-east have also appealed to President Goodluck Jonathan. The Deputy Senate Leader, Abdul Ningi, made the appeal saying “We want the president to make a u-turn, grant them amnesty, protect our lives and address the security challenges in the region”.

    Besides, the voiceless poor in the embattled north eastern Nigeria are also caught in between two deep seas. The Amnesty International Report entitled, “Nigeria: Trapped in the Cycle of Violence’’, was recently released. It documented the atrocities carried out by Boko Haram as well as the alleged human rights violations carried out by security forces in response. The report spoke of ‘disappearance, torture, extrajudicial executions, the torching of homes and detention without trial’.

    This column has canvassed for dialogue for two years. That is because the beauty of democracy is dialogue even when other option like coercion is available. And in a federal arrangement, compromise which comes only through dialogue without preconditions is a celebrated virtue. Those who committed crime deserve punishment. The president must however know that Boko Haram like any group in our multi ethnic society owes no one an apology for wanting to be different.

  • The Minister of in(Justice)!

    The Minister of in(Justice)!

    The job of the attorney-general and minister of justice is defined by the Constitution. Of all ministers of the Federal Republic, the attorney-general’s office stands out. It is the only ministry mentioned in the Constitution and the duties thereto spelt out. The attorney-general of the federation personifies the government. It is the mirror through which the government is viewed at home and abroad. What this means is that the attorney-general must not only be so in name but also in character. Unfortunately, in recent times we have not been lucky with the calibre of people picked as our attorney-general.

    These people may have the requisite qualification, but they seem to fail in the area that matters most – integrity and character. The office is not all about law. It must reflect the wishes of the people at all times by marrying law with public expectations. The public good; nothing more and nothing less should be the desire of the chief law officer. In many cases, some of our attorney-generals have failed this litmus test. Their desire is not to serve the people and use the law judiciously in public defence, but to serve their masters and endorse infringement of rights.

    Yet, the attorney-general is expected to promote and protect the people’s rights not to preside over their infractions. Save for two or three attorney-generals, who have held office since the advent of democracy in 1999, others have been mere tools in the hands of the government they serve. At times, they misadvise the president or sit on appeal over court judgments. They, as lawyers normally say, ‘’pick and choose’’ which verdicts to obey. This is how powerful some of our attorney-generals have become. Because of their new found power, some forgot where they were coming from all in the bid to satisfy the president who appointed them.

    Ironically, of all our ministers, the attorney-general ought to be the one who should not be beholden to the president. But, alas, what do we get? A subservient attorney- general, who is ready to bootlick in order to keep his job. Even those with solid background before coming to office, turned jelly after becoming a minister. Nigerians will not forget in a hurry these two attorney-generals, Bayo Ojo (SAN) and Michael Aondoakaa (SAN), because of the way they ran the Ministry of Justice in their own time. Ojo, a former president of the Nigerian Bar Association (NBA), virtually turned himself into a one-man appeal court, telling the president and his party the verdicts to obey and not to obey.

    Aondoakaa was something else. He became a tin-god under the late President Umaru Yar’ Adua. He too ‘’picked and chose’’ which verdicts to obey. But he would best be remembered for his role in the long absence of the late President Yar’ Adua from home before the God-fearing and unassuming man died in Aso Rock in May 2010. Aondoakaa led the ‘’cabal’’, apologies to former Information Minister Prof Dora Akunyili, , who did everything to conceal the true state of the late President Yar’ Adua’s health. At the height of the crisis, he propounded the theory that the president could rule from anywhere in the world. It was a way of carrying too far the joke that ‘’wherever the president is, the presidency must be’’.

    It is expected that others who come after them will learn from their mistakes and do everything to avoid the same pitfalls. But the present Attorney-General of the Federation and Minister of Justice, Mohammed Adoke (SAN), seems to have learnt nothing from his predecessors. Adoke appears to be in a hurry to beat the unenviable records of Ojo and Aondoakaa. Sometime last year in the heat of the preparations for the Edo State governorship election in July something terrible happened. Governor Adams Oshiomhole’s private secretary Laitan Oyerinde was killed in his Benin home. One year after the dastardly act, the security agencies have not been able to get the killers.

    The police and the State Security Service (SSS) have come up with two sets of suspects who they believe killed Oyerinde. In this confusion, the public does not know who to believe between the police and SSS. Which of the agencies is holding the real suspects? We cannot say for now, but the police release of rights activist David Ugolor, who they initially described as the principal suspect, shows that the outfit did not do its homework well before parading him and others for the alleged crime. With this development, is the police claim that they have the real suspects still tenable? Worried by what is happening, Oshiomhole has repeatedly accused the police of bias in their investigation. The police, he alleges, have not been up and doing in getting to the root of the case because they have a hand in it.

    In a situation like this, the police and SSS are expected to collaborate and not dissipate energy quarrelling over who has the right to investigate murder. My people have a saying that ‘’it does not matter who sees a snake between a man and a woman, the important thing is for the serpent to be killed’’ . Going by the wisdom in this altruism, does it really matter who has the power to investigate a crime as long as the perpetrators are caught? At the public hearing of the case by the House of Representatives Committee on Public Petitions on February 27, Mr Thompson Olatigbe, who represented Adoke, said the attorney-general’s office is ‘’confused’’ over the matter.

    Olatigbe, the Deputy Director of Public Prosecution before his curious transfer two weeks ago, said : ‘’The police and SSS forwarded two ‘believable’ reports to the attorney-general’s office. We don’t know which one to act upon. We are confused. We need further investigation. We have two reports and both are convincing but we don’t know which to believe’’. The next day, Adoke denied that his office is ‘’confused’’, vouching for the police report. His position led to the face-off between him and Oshiomhole at the Council of State’s meeting some days later. The matter took a dramatic turn with the purported transfer of Olatigbe from the Directorate of Public Prosecution (DPP) to Planning, Research and Statistics.

    I didn’t believe this report when

    I read it in The Punch of March

    20, so I was waiting for Adoke to deny it. Two weeks after the publication, that denial has not come. So, it is safe to assume that the report is true. It does not take a seer to tell us why Olatigbe was suddenly transferred after his testimony before the House panel. He was moved because he spoke the truth and Adoke is not comfortable with that. When did it become an offence for people to testify in parliament? Can somebody be punished for testifying before a legislative body? What happened to legislative immunity under which those who appeared before the parliament or any of its committees are covered?

    As the country’s chief law officer, Adoke should know better. It is an offence for somebody to be punished for testifying in parliament or in court, except he wants to rewrite the law. The House should not keep quiet over this issue because it borders on its powers to summon witnesses over any matter. But if witnesses are given the Olatigbe treatment, nobody will come forward in future to testify. The Nigerian Bar Association (NBA) and the National Human Rights Commission (NHRC) should also take Adoke up over this matter.

    Nobody is saying that Olatigbe should not be transferred if his employers so decide, but the redeployment should not be made to look like punishment for his certain actions, as in this case. Why did Adoke transfer Olatigbe? I know that he will have a story to tell, but he will find it difficult to convince the public, who knows that people like him cannot stand the truth as spoken by Olatigbe before the lawmakers last February 27. Adoke, remember Bayo Ojo; remember Aondoakaa. Where are they today?

  • Boat owners: Buy Lifejackets.  Dead drowned boat-users don’t buy goods

    Boat owners: Buy Lifejackets. Dead drowned boat-users don’t buy goods

    Happy Easter! No Easter for the 164 drowned. How much is a simple lifejacket? The murder and suicide of Nigerians on road and in water continues. But what can I write that is different from my past articles on lifejackets? Here is a small adapted sample.

    Article 1: In two years we have lost 1000 or more to canoe accidents and drowning. They would all be alive today if they had life jackets. Despite more than five years of trying we have not succeeded in implementing simple laws on life jackets. When will Nigerians stop murdering their children? Lifejackets are the seatbelts and crash helmets of the river and seas. It is unimaginably painful to lose a child. It is even worse to lose a child through an easily preventable cause. Life is not a joke. We talk of job creation but how many lifeguards are employed at our swimming pools, recreational rivers, beaches and lakes at this time when our youth are so unemployed? We fail to create the jobs that make us a civilised, always taking short cuts which backfire at great cost to life as in Kaduna. Comet June 1, 2005 Life jackets

    Article 2: What does it cost to insist on a lifejacket for everyone in a boat even if it is dashed them by NPA or NMA or the Governor of Bayelsa? It should clearly show the need to wear a lifejacket when on the high seas and in the riverine areas off Lagos and in the Delta and on the Benue and the Niger and their tributaries. A lifejacket lasts a life time and is a wise investment for travellers. No one knows when disaster will strike. Comet 2006

    Article 3: I had a discussion with my late, unsolved murdered, cousin Funso Williams when he was made political chairman of the maritime authority around how to prevent more drownings through a lifejacket campaign. Last year Nigeria lost over 1000 to boating accidents. In ten days 17 fellow Nigerians drowned.

    Is it possible that lifejackets are impossible to make in Nigeria as maritime authority Corporate Social Responsibility? Is it so difficult to organise a lifejacket campaign? Can the maritime authority, like NAFDAC, campaign for lifejackets. Rubber rings, used empty water bottles and plastic bags could be researched by polytechnics and universities.

    Just how many empty water bottles will float a baby, a child, a youth or an adult? According to our estimates at Educare Trust, our children are dying for the lack of four or six empty plastic bottles tied around them. That is the price of life in Nigeria.

    We must get life jackets, made in Nigeria, into the canoes and ferries. Companies provide lifejackets for workers. Niger Delta Development Commission could fund lifejackets production and distribution to women and children plying the waterways? A mother taking a child unprotected into a canoe is attempting to murder that child and should be so accused. Child slaughter is the minimum. There is not enough prosecution. The police should to prevent such murders by pre-emptive prosecution of the canoe owners and the mothers. The child is trusting and is forced to be exposed to drowning breaching a child right to life.

    Nigeria faces a deficit of maybe 500,000 – 1,000,000 life jackets. Can the oil companies, the maritime authorities, the banks and the governments please fund these life jackets? After a helping hand, we need a helping life jacket. We owe it to Nigerian babies and children. If not for every waterway user, then at least for the babies and youth forced to use canoes and ferries. Financial Standard Feb 13, 2006

    Article 4: In Kano another 38 Fellow Nigerians drowned. A simple lifejacket made from six empty plastic bottles, costing nothing, and tied around the waist would have saved them especially the babies and children. Is a life in Nigeria not worth an empty bottle life jacket? Over 2000 Fellow Nigerians drown annually- ten plane loads of Nigerians and still no “Lifejacket Law’. Corporate Nigeria, research university Nigeria or National Assembly please get us a lifejacket culture –or must we wait for a senator or representative to drown? If so, do so quickly please. Nation April 9, 2008 Human Rights; Life jackets;

    Article 5: The drowning of over 200 on the Tanzanian Ferry off Zanzibar reminds us of Nigerians with a death-wish saying ‘No to life jackets’. Nigeria also loses many annually to ‘life jacket’ irresponsibility! The Nation Sept 14, 2011.

    Article 6: Wonder of wonders, someone may be reading this column. Remember our call for locally made lifejackets to save lives of mothers and babies? Well Alhaji Aminu Aliyu Shagari, has bought 45 lifejackets. So citizens, make it a political issue so that we get life jackets. The Nation Dec 9, 2009.

    Article 7: With over 2000 drowning annually, enact a Lifejacket Law under which passengers and crew of all boats should have available and wear life jackets. The Nation Dec 12, 2007.

    Article 8: Another 50 Fellow Nigerian citizens, this time from Bayelsa drowned while crossing a river as traders. More sacrifice to the bloodthirsty gods of lives that could have been saved by a life jacket, a few empty bottles of water cello-taped together or an inflated used inner tube. So life in Nigeria is not worth an inner tube. This week’s pictures from Uganda and Mozambique showed a rescue mission wearing orange life jackets. Any children among the victims in Bayelsa were murdered by irresponsible parents, guardians, government and the boat owners. We had this same fight for seatbelts and now 80% of people use them. Let us set a target of 2007 for 80% of river users to use some form of life jacket. Financial Standard Mar 12, 2007.

    N886.4 billion distributed in February 2013 and yet no lifejackets. Nigeria is rich but poorly, even criminally, managed. Dead drowned boat users do not buy return tickets, goods or services! It pays companies to keep people alive. This ends Article 9 on lifejackets. Anyone listening?

  • Police, NSCDC’s roforofo fight

    Police, NSCDC’s roforofo fight

    It was the late Afrobeat king, Fela Anikulapo-Kuti, who invented the phrase “roforofo fight” to describe a messy, weird tango between two people or a group of people. Many years after Fela’s death, the word “roforofo” has again been brought to the front burner.

    The story goes thus: Two officials of the Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corps, NSCDC, were in the early hours of last Wednesday allegedly killed by some policemen over an operational disagreement in Ikorodu on the outskirts of Lagos. Five other NSCDC officials were said to have sustained various degrees of gunshot wounds during the unfortunate encounter. The slain officials were on duty with their colleagues when a disagreement ensued between them and the police.

    The NSCDC officials were said to have successfully arrested some pipeline vandals with their exhibit. They were taking the suspects to their office, when one of the suspects made a call. Shortly after, the NSCDC officials encountered the policemen who opened fire on them. Two NSCDC operatives were instantly killed, while no fewer than five others were hit by bullets as they scampered to safety. The vandals who had earlier been apprehended were then allegedly released by the police.

    The incident has fuelled speculations that the policemen that killed the NSCDC officials were collaborators in pipeline vandalism. But, in a swift reaction, the police, through Ngozi Braide, the spokesperson for the state Police Command, denied the allegation. She said: “There was a distress call from DM Security PPMC, Mosimi, that they were experiencing drop in pressure on the pipeline. The Unit Commander in charge of Konu immediately pulled out his men on Konu axis under Inspector Sunday Gabriel to proceed to the scene. As they were approaching, they heard sound of serious gun firing in their area of pipeline coverage and the Inspector instructed his men to proceed to that direction… Upon arrival, they saw a group of Civil Defence Corps members coming out from the direction where the shooting was earlier heard. The NSCDC men challenged the policemen who were about four in number on what their mission was in the area, saying that it was their sole responsibility (Civil Defence) to guide and protect pipelines.

    “At this juncture, there was an argument between the NSCDC and the police. The most senior NSCDC officer, DSC Olufemi, ordered his men who were about 14 in number to disarm, arrest and handcuff the police team leader and the three other members of his team. The NSCDC succeeded in disarming the police team leader, Inspector Sunday Gabriel, handcuffed him, collected his service pistol, walkie-talkie and Police I.D card…”

    These two storylines suggest that we are really in a big mess in this country. It is quite evident that there is deep-seated animosity between our various security agencies. This has impacted negatively on inter-agency cooperation and the overall security of the nation. Taking the two stories on their face value, one cannot but be amused and even amazed by the spirited defence put up by the Police.

    Who will believe such a cock-and-bull story that a team of NSCDC officials ‘overpowered’ a team of well-armed policemen, handcuffed and leg-chained their leader, an inspector, and even collected his service pistol in the process? Perhaps, that story is meant to be told to the marines as the public need not go too far to know who is saying the truth between the two agencies.

    The issue of incessant pipeline vandalism has become worrisome to all patriotic Nigerians in recent times. In fact, it has become a big epidemic begging for urgent solution. Not only have the activities of the vandals led to a sharp drop in revenue earning from oil, in many instances, it has also caused untold hardship to many families through uncontrolled fire outbreaks resulting in death and destruction.

    Usually, the picture that has been created is that of a booming illicit trade that is being aided, and or supported by unscrupulous security agents. This is so because the thriving business has gone on for several years without the security agents being able to apprehend the real perpetrators. In the latest incident, some vandals were allegedly caught in the act. Diligent investigation could have led to the arrest of the big brains behind them. But what did we find? Two government agencies traded bullets, so to say, over the arrest. Not only were the vandals freed after what seems like a conspiracy between them and one of the security agencies, some security agents met their untimely death while others were injured. This is a national shame of a scandalous proportion!

    The whole thing reeks of the depth of infamy into which the country has sunk because of unbridled corruption that has become a cankerworm in our body politic. Or else how can one explain all these perennial clashes by security agencies over security issues that have telling effects on the well-being of the nation at large?

    Many Nigerians believe that most of the security problems we encounter on a daily basis are being instigated by unscrupulous security agents themselves. Take for instance, the issue of Boko Haram. Even the President himself has cried out that Boko Haram agents have infiltrated the security agencies and the government itself. This, the President said, had hampered all efforts to find a lasting solution to the menace in the country. And from what has been going on all over the country, it is as if the security agencies as presently constituted may never find solution to the myriad of security problems confronting the nation. They seem to be more interested in the pursuit of filthy lucre with unfair and foul means.

    This worrying situation has prompted various security analysts to harp on the need for cooperation among the security agencies, as a way of devising a concerted template to fight crime and criminality in the country. But rather than cooperating, what you find playing out everywhere is attempt to outdo or undo one another by the plethora of security agencies in the country. In many instances, these unhealthy rivalries have manifested in open public confrontation resulting in loss of lives and injuries to security agents and innocent members of the public.

    If it is not the army versus the police, it could be the navy or air force slugging it out with the police. There has not been any love lost between the Police and the State Security Service (SSS) either. If the Police-SSS rivalry has not led to open confrontation involving shooting, at least, it has manifested in inter-service distrust. A case in point is the mess created by the two sister agencies on the investigation into the murder of Olaitan Oyerinde, the former personal secretary to Adams Oshiomhole, the governor of Edo State. Up till now, that riddle has not been solved.

    Today, we are confronted with the bloody encounter between the NSCDC officials and the Police. Like I said earlier, this is a big shame. Fighting over whose right it is to apprehend pipeline vandals is out of the question. Any security agency or even an ordinary citizen has the right of arrest under the constitution. Therefore, to disagree on such an issue as who, among or between two sister agencies, has the right to arrest vandals, smacks of a hidden agenda or lack of proper orientation as members of a security outfit worth its name.

    We need to be careful in this country and avoid causing unnecessary commotion through needless disagreements between our security agencies leading to avoidable death, injuries and destruction at all times. That is why this latest crisis between the NSCDC and the Police must be thoroughly investigated by an independent, impartial body. Certainly, not by any department of the Police as they are party to the crisis. This way, the truth behind the fracas will be unearthed. Steps can then be taken to forestall a recurrence of such a national embarrassment. Somebody should save us from the incessant upheavals among our security agencies and agents. And urgently too!

  • In Nigeria, you’re either somebody or nobody

    In Nigeria, you’re either somebody or nobody

    IN America, all men are believed to be created equal and endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights. But Nigerians are brought up to believe that our society consists of higher and lesser beings. Some are born to own and enjoy, while others are born to toil and endure.

    The earliest indoctrination many of us have to this mind-set happens at home. Throughout my childhood, “house helps” — usually teenagers from poor families — came to live with my family, sometimes up to three or four of them at a time. In exchange for scrubbing, laundering, cooking, baby-sitting and everything else that brawn could accomplish, either they were sent to school, or their parents were sent regular cash.

    My father detested it when our house helps sang. Each time a new one arrived, my siblings and I spent the first few evenings as emissaries from the living room, where our family watched TV after dinner, to the kitchen, where the house helps washed dishes or waited to be summoned.

    “My daddy said I should tell you to stop singing.”

    Immediately, they would shush. Often, they forgot and started again — if not that same evening, on a subsequent one. Finally, my father would lose his imperial cool, stomp over to the kitchen and stand by the door.

    “Stop singing!” he would command.

    That usually settled the matter.

    I honestly cannot blame my father. Although they hailed from different villages across the land, their melodies were always the same: The most lugubrious tunes in the most piercing tones, which made you think of death.

    Melancholic singing was not the only trait they had in common. They all gave off a feral scent, which never failed to tell the tale each time they abandoned the wooden stools set aside for them and relaxed on our sofas while we were out. They all displayed a bottomless hunger that could never be satisfied, no matter how much you heaped on their plates or what quantity of our leftovers they cleaned out.

    And they all suffered from endless tribulations, in which they always wanted to get you involved.

    The roof of their family house got blown off by a rainstorm. Their mother just had her 11th baby and the doctor had seized mum and newborn, pending payment of the hospital bill. Their brother, an apprentice trader in Aba, was wrongfully accused of stealing from his boss and needed to be bailed out. A farmland tussle had left their father lying half-dead in hospital, riddled with machete wounds. Their mother’s auntie, a renowned witch, had cursed their sister so that she could no longer hear or speak. They were pregnant but the carpenter responsible was claiming he had never met them before … Always one calamity after the other.

    House helps were widely believed to be scoundrels and carriers of disease. The first thing to do when a new one arrived was drag him off to the laboratory for blood tests, the results of which would determine whether he should be allowed into your haven. The last thing to do when one was leaving was to search him for stolen items. In one memorable incident, the help in my friend’s house, knowing that her luggage would be searched, donned all the children’s underwear she had stolen. And she nearly got away with it. But just as she stepped out the door, my friend’s mother noticed that the girl’s hips had broadened beyond what food could afflict on the human anatomy in such little time, and insisted that she raise her skirt.

    Every family we knew had similar stories about their domestic staff. With time, we children learned to think of them as figures depressed by the hand of nature below the level of the human species, as if they had been created only as a useful backdrop against which we were to shine.

    Not much has changed since I was a child. My friend’s daughter, who attends one of those schools where all the students are children of either well-off Nigerians or well-paid expatriates, recently captured this attitude while summarising the plot of my novel to her mother. “Three people died,” the 11-year-old said, “but one of them was a poor man.”

    It reminded me of the conversation in Mark Twain’s “Adventures of Huckleberry Finn,” when Huck tries to explain a delay in a journey:

    “It warn’t the grounding — that didn’t keep us back but a little. We blowed out a cylinder-head.”

    “Good gracious! anybody hurt?”

    “No’m. Killed a nigger.”

    “Well, it’s lucky; because sometimes people do get hurt.”

    BIGOTS and racists exist in America, without a doubt, but America today is a more civilised place than Nigeria. Not because of its infrastructure or schools or welfare system. But because the principle of equality was laid out way back in its Declaration of Independence. The Nigerian Constitution states, in Section 17(2)(a), that “every citizen shall have equality of rights, obligations and opportunities before the law.” However, this provision is in a portion of the document that contains “objectives” of the Nigerian state. It is not enforceable; it certainly isn’t reality.

    The average Nigerian’s best hope for dignified treatment is to acquire the right props. Flashy cars. Praise singers. Elite group membership. British or American accent. Armed escort. These ensure that you will get efficient service at banks and hospitals. If the props prove insufficient, a properly bellowed “Do you know who I am?” could very well do the trick.

    This somebody-nobody mind-set is at the root of corruption and underdevelopment: ingenuity that could be invested in moving society forward is instead expended on individuals’ rising just one rung higher, and immediately claiming their license to disparage and abuse those below. Even when one house help is made supervisor over the rest, he ends up being more callous than the owners of the house.

    Some years ago, I made a decision to start treating domestic workers as “somebodys.” I said “please” and “thank you” and “if you don’t mind.” I smiled for no reason. But I was only confusing them; they knew how society worked. They knew that somebodys gave orders and kicked them around. Anyone who related to them as an equal was no longer deserving of respect. Thus, the vicious cycle of oppression goes on and on.

    Nigeria is one of Africa’s largest economies; it produces around two million barrels of crude oil per day. And yet, in 2010, 61 percent of Nigerians were living in “absolute poverty” — able to afford only the bare essentials of shelter, food and clothing. In one state in northern Nigeria, where extremist groups like Boko Haram originate, poverty levels that year were as high as 86.4 percent.

    Economic growth will continue to bypass the majority, the gap between rich and poor will continue to widen, so long as we see ourselves as divided between somebodys and nobodys. Only when that changes will the house helps sing more cheerful tunes.

     

  • Oteh/Reps duel

    Oteh/Reps duel

    Last week, the House of Representatives renewed their bid to oust Arunma Oteh, Director General of the Security and Exchange Commision (SEC) with a third resolution calling on President Goodluck Jonathan to sack her. It followed it with a letter dated March 27 to the Minister of Finance, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala drawing atttention to the 2013 Appropriation Act, Item 9, Part E, Clause 10 which expressely stated that “All revenue however described including all fees received, fines, grants, budgetary provisions and all internally and externally generated revenue shall not be spent by the Security and Exchange Commission for recurrent or capital purposes or for any other matters, nor liabilities thereon incurred except with prior appropriation and approval by the National Assembly”.

    It advised SEC “ to refrain from making any expenditure until a budget has been approved by the National Assembly for that purpose.’’ It also warned: “You may also not source and spend any monies whatsoever as this will be a clear infringement of the constitution of the a federal Republic of Nigeria and shall be viewed as such.”

    Nigerians must wonder at how a probe meant to unearth the shady practices that led to the collapse of the capital market in 2009 became not just an inquisition for an individual appointed in 2010 to salvage the situation, but has since transmuted into an instrument for the decapitation of the capital market institution itself.

    Nigerians will recall that the Oteh saga began March 13, 2012 when the House of Representatives Committee on Capital Markets and other Institutions commenced a public hearing “to identify the manifest causes of the markets’s near collapse with a view to finding lasting solutions.”

    A bit of the background seems necesary at this point if only to illustrate the extent of the legislative overeach that threatens to undermine the basis of separation of powers between the executive and the legislature.

    The capital market had plunged from an all time high of N13.5 trillion in capitalisation in March 2008 to less than N4.6 trillion by the second week of January 2009. Same for the All-Share Index which also plummeted from about 66000 basis points to less than 22000 points during the same period. In the atmosphere of wide-ranging allegations of infractions against operators and regulators at the time, an inevitable consequence was the forced exit of the Director General under whose watch the market ran into storm. Hence the exit of Musa Al Faki in April 2009. In January 2010 – some eight months after, Arunma Oteh was drafted by the late President Umaru Yar’Adua to spearhead the capital market restoration. Barely two years after, the historic probe by the House to “to identify the manifest causes of the markets’ near collapse” (which predated Oteh’s appointment) became an exercise in wild chase after the wind.

    This background is necessarily for principally two reasons. First, the facts of the issue appears to have either been lost or deliberately muddled up in the controversies that have generated much heat but very little light. The second reason is to remove any pretensions that the House is driven by altruism and to underline what is clearly its vengeful mission to cut Oteh to size.

    No doubt, a lot of water has passed under the bridge since the March 2012 public hearing when Oteh accused the chair of the House Committee on Capital Market, Herman Hembe of demanding a N39 million bribe from SEC for the hearing. She had equally accused Hembe of demanding N5million from the commission to enable him travel to the Dominican Republic to attend an emerging market conference without embarking on the journey. That was after the committee accused her of mismanaging the affairs of the commission in her barely two years in office.

    Of course, her accusers had in turn alleged that she spent N61.1 million to rent an official apartment after blowing N30 million in hotel accommodation at Transcorp Hilton in eight months (seven months more than she was entitled). Another N850,000 was said to have been spent on meals for a team of experts in one day (a figure hotly disputed with proof to show that only N84,300 was spent). Yet another N42.5 million was said to have been spent to procure three Toyota vehicles without a tender’s board meeting in breach of the Public Procurement Act 2007. And then, there was the matter of two consultants brought in by Oteh from Access Bank. It is noteworthy that none of the charges relate to the committee’s terms of reference.

    Coincidentally, by June 2012, Oteh’s House of SEC was literally on fire. This time, the issue centred on an alleged misappropriation of N3 billion on SEC Project 50 put up to commemorate the golden jubilee of the capital market. She was slammed with a compulsory leave by the Board of SEC to pave the way for unfettered investigation by an independent audit body. A month after, that is on July 17, 2012, the federal government, on the strength of the auditors’ findings, gave her a clean bill of health on the corruption allegations although the report found her wanting for administrative lapses. She was thereafter recalled her to her desk.

    Thereafter, the Hon. Ibrahim El Sudi ad hoc committee which took over from the Hembe-led committee took over proceedings. Miffed that the Presidency recalled the embattled SEC DG without the committee’s clearance, it insisted that the federal government ought to have waited for it to conclude investigations.

    From then on, the two sides simply dug in. Whereas the executive opted to carry on, the committee went for broke: it found that the appointment of Oteh violated sections of the Investment and Security Act 2007. In its opinion, the embattled DG did not have 15 years experience in the Nigerian capital market hence the recommendation of her ouster. The House didn’t bother to explain how her appointment scaled through the eagle eye of the confirming authority – the Senate. That is a matter for another day!

    The danger of legislative overreach is real; more troubling however is that it is becoming the rule rather than exception. We saw it in the case of NCAA boss Harold Demuren. It also played out in the case of Abdulrasheed Maina, the erstwhile boss of the presidential task force on police pensions. In both cases, the lawmakers literally held the gun to the head of the executive as it dared it to risk not carrying out its orders! In Oteh’s case, the lawmakers have long resolved that it is either she goes or they will bring down the roof on everyone’s head!

    And where does it lead? Nowhere but the highway of tyranny. Withholding the appropriation of SEC is worse than abuse, it is tyrannical. And who says legislative arbitrariness is more tolerable than executive? It is doubtful that the House has endeared itself to Nigerians on the matter. The opposite seems more likely. And that is sad.