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  • Me, too died for seven minutes

    Since this must be the season for dying and resurrection, I, also suffered the Lazarus syndrome last Monday after reading what I want to call Patience’s profundus. Our adorable and freshly regenerated first lady, Dame Patience Jonathan had announced to the watching world last Sunday during a resurrection thanksgiving and party that she must have died for at least seven days last year but for the grace of God. I think I must have ‘died’ too while reading the account of her demise and how she eventually shamed death. I want to wager that not a few Nigerians must have been put to ‘death’ by that presidential opera if only for a brief moment. After all, are we not in a semi moribund state where most of the people are either perpetually lying in state of the state is lying to them?

    The first set of people who must have died by association to the wife of the president must be her aides and speechwriters. Dame Jonathan in one inspired moment tossed aside what must have been a carefully prepared speech and delved into what may yet be recorded as her most profound, off-the-cuff remarks ever. One is rather familiar with such situations when a principal cuts loose and dances far away from the choreographed paths at public functions. Their aides literally die, often on their feet and with eyes open. Frozen, petrified and indeed mummified by the open display of their principal, they remain helplessly ‘dead’ hoping that the star of the story would return to the well paved paths. It would amount to being doubly dead if your-principal-gone-loose was a Dame Patience Jonathan. I wasn’t there of course, but I could empathize with her aides throughout the duration of Madam’s spirit-led speech.

    While her aides ‘died’ because Madam must have ‘scattered’ a carefully plotted script that must have been consistent with earlier tales of travelling for holidays and rest, I had passed out for different reasons. I was in deathly shock upon realizing first hand, how Nigeria, our great country is run on lies; I died out of the wanton deceit and casual dishonorableness that define high offices in our land today. I died as a result of the starkly arid intellectual atmosphere pervading the land and the vacuous histrionics wafting from our seat of power. I died for seven minutes.

    But I was far luckier in my moribund state than our adorable first lady. Not because she was ‘away’ on death leave for all of seven days while I had only the leisure of just seven minutes but for several other reasons. First I don’t have such great valuables like exotic jewelry for my two-faced friends and hangers-on to make away with during my state of deadness. Surely I did not undergo any surgeries at all not to talk of nine by our dainty Dame. Though she forgot to tell us what ailed her tummy for her to suffer nine cuts and patches on it. I, of course have no such duodenal challenges to warrant such luxury of a multiple splicing. On the other hand, I would be a disgrace among well-healed Nigerian men and women. A well-rounded tummy and a healthy backside are the landmarks of the wealthy Nigerian person. I must be a poor specimen of the great Nigerian persona. Yes, I paint the picture of the average Nigerian journalist who has carved a niche lamenting about the great Nigerian debacle while others feed fat on it. But my only solace, as it has turned out now, is that one would not have to die of tummy trouble.

    Unlike our dear Dame who admonished Nigerians to stop playing politics with sicknesses, the nature of which they were not told, nobody played politics with my ‘sickness’ and my seven minutes situation. Who would want a mere columnist’s space anyway except those who wish for accelerated graying and a touch of white beard to boot. And if anybody politicized my condition, I could never have known because I was not playing politics with my demise either.

    The most profound aspect of the Dame’s pronouncement is her confessed realization of the vanity and futility of life. She said her experience thought her that there was nothing like First Lady, realizing that she was “a common woman and my name is simply Patience”. On this point, there may be a convergence of minds between us. Yours truly had long made shirt and trousers of the fact that life is but a candle, fluttering and futile. Me, I have always been simple Stephen; in fact, Steve for ease and convenience. I guess it is safe to say to Mrs. Jonathan, “welcome to my world, to terra firma.”

    Finally, while the Dame has sanitized Aso rock and exorcised the morbid demons that often seek to consume the occupants and as well as throw a Presidential feast to celebrate her survival, her fellow returnee from ‘dead’ has a word of advice for her. She must remember that someday soon (!) she will cease to be the number one woman in Nigeria. Then she will be truly, truly ‘common Patience’. What are we going to remember her for: dying and returning back to life after seven days; for having tummy challenges; for large ceremonies and parties; for building a mammoth edifice to some forlorn African women tin gods; for lending a voice against the wave of unprecedented violence against women and initiating help centres for women across senatorial zones; for fighting the rampaging maternal mortality in the country through mother and child hospitals?

    Now that God has delivered her, if only she can think legacy, she may well be remembered as one of the greatest women to pass through Aso Rock.

    LAST MUGS: (1 )Onolomemen and the 3rd Mainland Bridge: in one breath, the Works Minister, Mike Onolomemen tells us this bridge is safe and in another, he says there is need to start “progressive maintenance of the bridge,” which may cost as much as N5 billion. Though the bridge may not be on the verge of imminent collapse as feared by Sen. Gbenga Ashafa who is calling attention to it, we are suggesting a comprehensive review of the 35-year-old facility. Why don’t we get the builders to do this check? This government is often quite comfortable living in denial.

    (2) ICPC and the 4 governors: Not a few Nigerian must have been shocked by the remark credited to the chairman of the Independent Corrupt Practices (and Other Related Offences) Commission (ICPC), Mr. Ekpo Nta that four governors would soon be arraigned for trial. Who are these four? We will not say until investigations are completed, he says. But why is he flying such infantile if devious kite? Are these the same governors the other parallel Commission told us were to be tried a few months ago? Could ICPC and EFCC prosecute the same set of offenders? Is this another ploy for extortionate plea-bargaining that has tarred the work of EFCC? Not one governor has been successfully tried since 2003, where is ICPC going to start now? Why don’t we delineate areas for these two bodies?

    It is a pity that the very important job of fighting corruption has been mired by both ICPC and EFCC. Sadly, they seem to have become victims of their sordid environment.

  • An Olu Omo @60

    An Olu Omo @60

    This weekend I go back to Houston, Texas. Followers of the adventures of Egbe Omo Yoruba, North America and its struggle for democratic norms in this nation, may recall that it was in Houston that this organisation was first introduced into the consciousness of Nigerians with its Houston Declaration of 1997. With that declaration, the organisation resolved to, among others, “adopt a Yoruba flag and anthem in return to the tradition of regional autonomy in the years before the first military coup in Nigeria; work for a constitutional arrangement and political restructuring in which the Yoruba nation, along with other nationalities in Nigeria, has an unfettered autonomy that will advance the development of Yoruba civilisation as well as those of other nationalities; and use all legitimate mental and material resources of Yoruba people world-wide to advance the realisation of cultural, economic, and political autonomy for the Yoruba within the context of a multiethnic Nigerian democratic state.”

    Note that the spirit of the declaration was consistent with the practice of a true federal structure and nothing in it could be rationally interpreted as a threat to the unity of the nation. But of course, irrationality ruled the minds of those in control of the levers of power in those days. And the emphasis of the Houston Declaration on regional autonomy and political restructuring, regional flag and anthem hit the Nigerian military rulers and their civilian allies like a thunderbolt. They cried foul and threatened fire and brimstone. The Egbe rubbed it in with series of activities including launching the Yoruba Radio, Ijinle Ohun Odua. A number of individuals raised the bar of loyalty to that cause and served as the catalyst for whatever success was attributable to Egbe Omo Yoruba today. I go back to Houston this weekend to honour one of those individuals.

    Olu is his name; if you prefer its full length, Oluwamuyiwafunwa, (God brought this one to us). That was how his parents saw him as they welcomed the bundle of joy into their world sixty years ago. What they saw in his half-opened eyes on that day, we all can attest to sixty years later. As they acknowledged him then, we all do today. For we all see in Olu McGinnis Otubusin what God has brought to us-the love and care of a husband and father, the loyalty of a friend, the compassion of a boss, the professionalism of a learned gentleman, and the dependability of a comrade. In short we see in Olu an Omoluabi to the core.

    Naming in Africa, especially in Yorubaland, is a special gift that the ancestors as progenitors of the nation bestowed on the elders. Names have meaning, and as they would have us believe, names push their bearers to actualise their encoded meanings. (Oruko a maa ro omo). So you don’t find any Yoruba parent giving to their babies names that embed evil meanings.

    God never brings evil to His creatures and in the case of Olumuyiwa Otubusin, what God brought to us has been goodness personified.

    I first met Olu in January 1995 at the second Convention of Egbe Omo Yoruba in Los Angeles in the thick of the struggle for the redemption of our dear country. We were all passionate about the cause. We wanted the military out of our lives. We were embarrassed by the guts of the uniformed folks in annulling an election that was adjudged the freest and fairest in the history of the country. We wanted to restore democracy and shame the military. The meeting was a success as decisions were made to move forward with the struggle.

    As in every such event, however, you cannot rule out self-serving posturing. There were too many lizards lying on their bellies. I am reminded of the story that was once popularised by D. O. Fagunwa in Irinkerindo Ninu Igbo Elegbeje. The story was one of three stories that Irinkerindo claimed to have been told by Itandiran. It was the story of Ega (palm-bird) who had built her nest on a corn stem in a large corn farm and kept her babies in. One morning as she set out to look for food for the babies, she instructed them to listen carefully to the conversation between the farmer and his children regarding when they would harvest the corns. Back in the evening, the babies told her that the farmer had sent for his friends to help him the following day. Responding to this news, mother Ega was unperturbed. She told her babies to relax because the farmer’s friends will not show up. And they didn’t. The following day the babies gave another report. This time the farmer had sent for his relatives. Still, mother Ega was unmoved. This went on for days until finally the babies reported to their mother that they heard the farmer resolve that he himself would harvest his corns the following day. It was only then mother Ega panicked and moved her babies to another farm.

    The story is about dependability and trust. You’ve heard it: there are untrustworthy friends. Relatives are undependable. Comrades may betray you. But if you have the gift of discernment, you could tell. While the passion of a speech may not help, there is always something within that finds its way out in action. With Olu, it wasn’t long before a number of us discovered that fire in his belly. After the meeting, Olu called daily to make one suggestion or the other. He volunteered resources. It was clear to us that this young man was going to be a great asset to the efforts.

    Indeed, the Houston chapter couldn’t have had the longevity that it does without the committed leadership of Olu Otubusin. As few as the membership was, there was a cohesiveness of ideas and consistency of practical action in support of the cause of the larger Egbe.

    I can attest that Olu is a friend that does not disappoint; he is one that fulfills his promises; he is a professional that stands by his clients, and he is a comrade that doesn’t put his interests ahead of the group and the cause. I appreciate his dependability; I respect his intellect; I adore his selflessness; I am amazed at his generosity of spirit; I stand in awe of his humility; and above all, I applaud his Godliness. As the Word has it, there is a lot of reward for the Godly and contented. For Olu, the reward is certain.

    It was at the Houston Convention that I was elected President of the Egbe Omo Yoruba, serving from 1997 to 1999. It was in the thick of the struggle when we had to deploy all resources to fight the aggressors and defend our people. Olu was in the cabinet as the Legal Secretary. He put everything he got into the activities of the Egbe and more. He was behind every decision. He was relentless in his advocacy for the cause. In 1999, he took over as President and carried the Egbe to greater heights. When I chose to retire from active participation, I confided in him and he understood and agreed to stay on to ensure that the struggles of those years didn’t come to naught.

    For the Yoruba, Omoluabi is the height and depth of good character. Olu Omo is the one that stands out in the family and among friends as the epitome of courage, decency, generosity, charitableness and friendliness. Olu Otubusin is an Olu Omo. I salute him on his 60th birthday and welcome him to the club. Igba odun, odun kan. Ire owo, Ire omo, Ire aiku pari iwa. Ase.

  • Solution to terrorism

    As traditionally done quarterly, the topmost echelon of Nigeria Interreligious Council (NIREC) held a two day meeting in Uyo, Akwa Ibom State, last week Monday and Tuesday (February 11 and 12, 2013). Yours sincerely was invited to the meeting as a guest speaker but the presentation of my paper entitled ‘TERRORISM: GENESIS, CAUSES, EFFECT and SOLUTION’ did not take place due to what was called ‘time constraint’. Thus, for the benefit of all and sundry I hereby present the speech which I termed ‘Pep Talk’. Please, read on:

    “In Yoruba ancient mythology, a dragon fly dancing on the surface of a stream was believed to symbolise a puzzling omen. But convinced that killing the fly would not remove the omen, the elders consulted an oracle which disclosed that the dancing dragon fly had its drummer beneath the water. Unless that drummer could be identified and stopped from drumming, the dragon fly might continue to frighten the stream water drawers with its puzzling dance.

    The similitude of terrorism anywhere in the world is like that of a suffocating smoke spirally oozing out of the chimney of a kitchen and dangerously polluting the environment for everybody. To stop the ensuing pollution and save people from its suffocating effect, dispelling the smoke can never be a solution. For as long as the fire keeps burning inside the kitchen and gives vent to the oozing smoke, the environment will continue to be polluted unabatedly. In that situation, it can only be wiser to quench the fire than to chase the smoke around. Dispelling the smoke can never have any effect on the burning fire. On the other hand, quenching the fire will automatically stop the polluting smoke.

    In the same token, dialoguing with the terrorist as a way of solving Nigeria’s problem of insecurity will serve as a better option than engaging any group of terrorists in a very costly war of attrition. People who have no value for their own lives cannot respect any value in other people’s lives. And in any ensuing melee, it is the innocent people that will invariably pay the price. Perhaps that was what the late President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua considered when he granted the Southsouth militants an unconditional amnesty before asking them to lay down their weapons. The same solution ought to have been applied using the same principle in the case of Boko Haram if only to enable peace return Nigeria for the purpose of progress.

    It may be quite parochial and self-deceptive to think that the current trend of terrorism around the world is all about religion. The historical factors that gave rise to terrorism clearly transcended religion. When the first act of terrorism was perpetrated by a Jewish Zealot group, about 2,000 years ago, neither Christianity nor Islam had taken any firm root. Though Prophet Isa (Jesus) had come and gone by then, his divine mission had not reached the Gentile. And Prophet Muhammad (SAW) had not been born. If violence alone is what constitutes terrorism as many people wrongly tend to believe, then, it never emanated from religion though religion has sometimes been used as a cover up and blamed for it. No genuine message from God ordains or supports violence of any form among human beings.

    Therefore, the engendered terrorism by the Jewish Zealots in 06 CE was rather a violent expression of resentment for the domination of the Jews by the Roman Gentile than a fight between two religions (see Luke 6:15, Acts 1: 13 and Mathew 10: 4 for confirmation). By connotation, that resentment was a resistance to the domination of a culture by another culture. Thus, as it was in the beginning, so it is today. From the above brief historical account, it is clear that terrorism is neither a phenomenon peculiar to the modern time nor a new innovation rooted in religion. And its causes and effects remain the same today as they were some centuries back.

    What should be understood about terrorists’ method of operation is that any evil doer will look for a justifying reason, whether tenable or untenable, to indulge in evil deed. And the reason often given is one which appeals to people of like minds at least in the neighbourhood. This is to elicit their sympathy and support. The common denominator among all terrorists is the theory of “using what you have to get what you want”. This theory has a fundamental meaning to all agitators in their quest for redress against what they perceive as injustice.

    Terrorists are like cultists whose nefarious atrocities are carried out secretly. And no secret activity is ever carried out by any group without involvement of an oath and sometimes, consumption of intoxicants in the case of terrorists. Terrorism is not about violence alone. Its causes and effects are as various and as multi-dimensional as the circumstances that brought them to bear.

    Bothered by these causes and effects of terrorism in modern time, a German dramatist and social critic Gotthold Ephraim Lessing (1729-1781) who was a son of a Protestant Minister and one of the leaders of thought and enlightenment in his time came up with the following stanza:

    “There are good men in every land; the tree of life has many branches and roots; let not the topmost twig presume to think that it alone has sprung from the mother earth; we did not choose our races by ourselves; Jews, Muslims, Christians, all alike are men; let me hope I have found in you a man”.

    In the quoted poem above, Lessing did not restrict his view to religion alone. He was actually talking about human rights and the justice that ought to serve as its vehicle. As a German and a Protestant, he believed that differences in race and faith ought not to be the main determinant of human coexistence. This is a fact that eluded Adolf Hitler in his blind pursuit of racial supremacy that precipitated the World War II.

    When he was innocently coining that famous poem, Lessing was hardly aware of the contents of the Qur’an regarding the harmonious coexistence of mankind irrespective of the differences in races, colours and faiths as divinely ordained in that divine Book of Islam. The Almighty Allah who created the entire universe tells us in Qur’an 49:13 thus: “Oh mankind! We have created you males and females and classified you into races and tribes that you may interact (and benefit from your diversity); surely the best of you are the ones who fear God most”. It is unimaginable that any sane human being will ever want to engage in terrorism using religion as a cloak.

    It is not only in Nigeria that some vandals like Boko Haram and Akhwat Akwop are using religion (Islam and Christianity respectively) as alibi for terrorism. At least the case of Joseph Kony of Uganda who has been waging a rebellious war on his country and on Central Africa Republic in the name of Jesus is still very current. For the past two decades or thereabout, that former Catholic altar boy from northern Uganda has been using Biblical 10 Commandments to execute his terrorist activities in the region by recruiting thousands of kids into his army and by killing and maiming innocent women and children indiscriminately.

    Joseph Kony and his over 3,000 heavily armed men constituting a terror army are still a minority among Ugandan Christians just as Boko Haram members in Nigeria are a minority group among Nigerian Muslims. Yet, this does not make Kony a crusader for God neither are his satanic activities related to Christianity in the media. Anybody can give any religious reason, according to his or her interpretation of the religion in question for engaging in terrorism, in order to get what he/she wants. And that does not make him a true follower or representative of that religion.

    It will be a grave mistake to continue to proclaim Boko Haram a faceless body when some scores of its members are held in government’s detention. At least those members were arrested and detained for being members of the terrorist group. That is however based on the assumption that the group is still operating as a single body that it was a couple of years ago. As a matter of fact, Akhwat Akwop (Nigeria’s Christian group that operates in the name of Christianity) is more fitting into allegation of facelessness than Boko Haram. If dialoguing with a single group of Boko Haram was difficult in the past because of the amphibious nature of its terrorist activities, the presence of those arrested detained among them has surely changed any claim of the group’s facelessness. People who are firmly held in government detention cannot be said to be faceless. The concern here is much more about national security, through safety of lives and property than apportioning blames through religious sentiments.

    Terrorism often begins with ordinary militancy. But when the threat of state power is intensified against rebels, an all out violence becomes the necessary weapon with which to counter what the rebels consider to be state terrorism. Thus, to those called terrorists, violent activities are only a counter terrorism. The South/South of Nigeria is a good example of this.

    Seemingly, the most effective means of curbing terrorism is reasonable dialogue which the UN must seriously facilitate with sincerity and self-dignity. This can only become possible if the notion of super and veto powers are obliterated or de-emphasized at least to enable concerned parties dialogue on equal level. The lopsidedness created by the super power syndrome has turned the whole world into one massive animal farm in which all animals are supposed to be equal but some are claiming to be more equal than others. This was the kind of situation which forced the former colonies to rebel against their colonizers in various ways in order to become independent. And today, none of the allied forces fighting terrorism in the name of NATO can claim to have won any.

    Tragic and condemnable as it is, international terrorism only accentuates the bitter resistance of certain cultures to the domination of others especially as exhibited by the relationship between the West and the East. In modern time, the origin of the use of bomb as a means of resisting injustice can be traced back to 1939.

    In August that year, a German American physicist Albert Einstein sent a letter to the then U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt to hint him of the possibility of discovering a powerful explosive device through the fission of uranium and warned Roosevelt of the danger in allowing other nations to develop it before the US. In response, the U.S. government established the top secret Manhattan Project in 1942 to develop an atomic device. The leader of that Project was a U.S. Army Brigadier General Leslie R. Groves whose team worked in several locations but largely at Los Alamos, New Mexico, under the direction of American physicist J. Robert Oppenheimer. The team designed and built the first atomic bomb which was test exploded at Alamogordo, New Mexico on July 16, 1945. And that was the weapon used by the US to destroy Japan’s two cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki an episode that brought the World War II to an end.

    Following that episode, the fear of proliferation of nuclear arsenal compelled the so-called super powers to initiate the idea of Non-proliferation of Nuclear Weapons Treaty which was signed in 1968. By this initiative, virtually all countries of the world besides the known nine nuclear nations formally pledged not to manufacture those weapons. The pledge was made under the 1968 Treaty on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons, which came into force in 1970. The treaty has since been ratified by 187 non-nuclear weapon states. Yet, secret proliferation of those weapons remains a major cause of terrorism.

    The problem concerning terrorism here is not about the signing or breaching of treaty per se. Neither is it about armament reduction. It is rather about some nations’ determination to balance power with rivals. This was the factor that led to the invention of atomic bomb by the US in the first instance. And this factor has now advanced into balance of terror not only among nations but more between those perceived as oppressors and the private groups who feel oppressed as the knowledge of developing weapons of mass destruction keeps spreading.

    Policing proliferation of nuclear weapons as is now the case can never ventilate a peaceful atmosphere for the world. It will rather aggravate the existing conflict situation. Proliferation is only possible with the existence of a substance that can be proliferated. And one means of stemming terrorism around the world is for those who manufacture and are in possession of destructive weapons to stop their activities along that line. The alternative is to liberalise development of nuclear weapons and let any capable nation possess them. After all, there is no guarantee that the so-called five super powers campaigning against nuclear proliferation today cannot use it tomorrow if compelled by necessity.

    Terrorism often begins with ordinary militancy. But when the threat of state power is intensified against rebels, an all out violence becomes the necessary weapon with which to counter what the rebels consider to be state terrorism. Thus, to those called terrorists, violent activities are only a counter terrorism. The South/South of Nigeria is a good example of this.

    Seemingly, the most effective means of curbing terrorism is reasonable dialogue which the UN must seriously facilitate with sincerity and self-dignity. This can only become possible if the notion of super and veto powers are obliterated or de-emphasized at least to enable concerned parties dialogue on equal level. The lopsidedness created by the super power syndrome has turned the whole world into one massive animal farm in which all animals are supposed to be equal but some are claiming to be more equal than others. This was the kind of situation which forced the former colonies to rebel against their colonizers in various ways in order to become independent. One can imagine what could have happened if other super powers like Russia and China were to be as aggressively bellicose as the US, Britain and France. Arrogance of power is a major toga propelling terrorism in the various parts of the world which ought to be shed if terrorism must be sincerely repelled. Terrorism has become such an implacable monster that no single country or click of power mongers can confront without the cooperation of all other countries. And such cooperation must be on the terms of majority of those other countries and not on master/servant terms. As for internal terrorism which is far more dangerous than the external one, only good governance can curb it and ventilate the atmosphere for peace.

    The opportunity of the recently announced voluntary withdrawal of terror by a group of Boko Haram must not be wasted. No government has ever been able to defeat terrorism by the use of force. Nigeria cannot be an exception. Wherever terrorism is seen to have simmered, diplomacy and dialogue rather than force must have played a vital role. This fact must be considered very seriously. And in finding solution, three major hitherto unfocused areas must now be handled without levity. One is checkmating sources of weapons used by the terrorists. Another is a device for mass employments for the youth. And the third is official regulation of religious propagation in the country to check possible excesses that often breed fanaticism. Managing these three areas with sincerity will definitely make tremendous difference in curbing the spate of violence in the land.

    Despite our diversity in tribes and faiths we have managed to come this far to live together in harmony as a people. What remains is the maintenance of that togetherness based on tolerance and compromise. We must not allow religious or tribal sentiments to destroy the house which the Almighty God has guided us to jointly build. God bless Nigeria!

  • Hogs tale (3)

    Surface meets surface; still. Fancy-cute, Naira-keen, wisdom-thin and substance-poor; our next best hope still elevates the eternal law of averages. They choose to ornament “less-than” even below the eternal line of averageness. I speak of the Nigerian youth. I speak of you and me.

    Beneath our passionate cry for change subsists a spinelessness that ornaments even the deserter with the valor of knights, thousands of miles from the scenes of combat and the valiant’s death. We have failed to make a response ideal to our cause. We have failed to display courage necessary to our survival and adequate to our time.

    It’s every man for himself; the successful doctor, banker, journalist, engineer, police officer et al, do not care about anything and anybody else. It’s what Evelyn Waugh describes as the sly, sharp instinct for self-preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich. Hence the desperation of the Nigerian youth to be rich, within the bounds of that dear old “wisdom” and thought process that infinitely manifests as foolishness.

    Such is the mentality of the Nigerian youth, regrettably lacking in guts and substance; our utterances persistently leap from our lips as discontent, insignificant as the spores of fungi yet impinged on the base surfaces of our minds. It’s indeed shameful what cowardly lot we have become.

    We dream of the future and talk of change within the limits of our intelligence forgetting that the world of such future that we anticipate will foster a more demanding struggle against the limits of our intelligence, not a cozy rose bed in which we can lie down to be waited upon by a more compliant fate and time.

    Our cries are for a historic revolution, bloody or not; even as our thoughts pander between the dangers of revolt and the inherent benefits in accepting the status quo in a prudent act of self-preservation. Hence we revolt by impotent words and a mad, desperate dash for wealth or what we’ve learnt to coin as our share of the Nigerian dream.

    This is our Nigerian dream: a lush, breathtaking future that de-emphasizes toil and accords our vanities a caressing glance. In the future of our dreams, we hope to keep strings of constantly increasing bank accounts at home and abroad; we hope to drive the best cars, live in palatial mansions in the choicest areas and enjoy the most lucrative job offers.

    In the future of our dreams, everything would work out just fine. There will be justice and equity even as we tirelessly wish to lord it over others; every public officer will be accountable to the electorate; elections shall be fair and free of fraud and other irregularities; political hooliganism and the godfather culture shall become monstrosities of a dead era; public service will work and the anticipation of road, sea or air travel shall evoke no foreboding.

    In the future of our dreams, both public and private security shall be assured; our education, health, financial and transport sectors shall evolve at the highest standards; Power Holding Company of Nigeria (PHCN) shall provide adequate and stable electricity; bail will be free, police officers shall decline and ask for no bribes; civil servants will become more honestly dedicated to their work and unemployment shall be reduced to the barest minimum.

    In the future of our dreams, we shall have more beautifully planned cities in replacement of our slums; we shall have more educated and law-abiding public; more liberated journalists, writers, musicians and artists; our leaders shall be men of immense stature and enviable track records in both public and private service.

    In pursuit of our dream future and desperation to guarantee its unobstructed realization, we have organized ourselves into riotous camps of retrograde youths offering ourselves as willing tools to every devious politician, godfather and criminal mastermind with a destructive plan.

    To achieve the future of our dreams, we scorn honest labour to perpetuate indolence and the most perverted mission aids. Every youth seeks the easiest shortcut to the future of his dreams; collectively the sum of our dreams and heartfelt hunt manifest as the worst human expression of vanity, civilization and desire.

    We do not do much to improve our plight and we do very little to improve the possibility of doing that. There is no conscious effort to mobilize ourselves for the good of our kind and the love of the collective good. Every youth pressure group presents a sham and a shameful representation of all that vanity and lassitude ever gives.

    Some of us are more brazen than others; individually, they hustle to position and project themselves as the best leaders of thought and drivers of hope that we would ever have. I speak of self-styled “youth leaders,” “advocacy gurus,” “evangelists” and “mentors” endlessly seeking local and international merit awards, presidential tea sessions and handshakes for leadership and inspiration they are yet to offer – and are infinitely handicapped to offer.

    This shameful lot refuses to function and contribute their quota to the pursuit and achievement of our cause. Rather they spend quality time applying for international and local funding for their suspicious schemes and non-governmental organizations; they spend quality time functioning as campaigners, muscles and agents of the incumbent ruling class that we swore to ouster.

    Together with our shameful and psychically handicapped “youth leaders,” we engage in unprecedented self-deception conveniently choosing to apply the balm to our chest while our hearts clog with morsels of our victual lust.

    Eventually our deceitfulness and greed roost with devastating consequences in our lives: think Boko Haram, Niger Delta militants, kidnappers, Yahoo Boys, and every other corrupt youth scattered across our tribes, workplaces and pressure groups to the detriment of all and the Nigerian dream.

    But rather than speak as much truth to ourselves as we love to speak to power, we conveniently ignore our dread for the truth in relation to our kind. Consequently, the impacts of our dishonesty extend far beyond our travails as you read. It gets scarier knowing we shall undoubtedly pay for our duplicity whether we like it or not as we are doing now.

    The post oil subsidy removal palliative cash has crashed from its fabled N1.3 trillion to N0 billion. Thus our subsidy removal protests were in vain. The youths that died have died in vain. President Jonathan and company will get away with and there is nothing any one can do about it.

    Our heartfelt protests shall not be entertained anymore. Mr. President and our state governors can no longer affect the patience for such frivolities. We shall not be noticed until election time. We shall only be seen during familiar moments of tragedy when our negligible fates manifest disastrously like photographs of acceptable deaths.

    Our hearts shall cry to our leaders for succor and they shall reluctantly budge, as usual, alighting from their stuck-up pedestals to accord our tragedies a passing glance. We shall cry over relatives lost to avoidable car crashes, plane crashes, boat mishaps, bomb blasts and state sponsored genocide but leaders we have shall cry over vacations cut short, aborted fornication, and elongated work hours.

    Together, we shall passionately perpetuate the worst of treachery and disservice to our kind, customarily.

    • To be continued…

  • Corruption Incorporated

    Corruption Incorporated

    I can now understand people who say they do not read newspapers in Nigeria because of the fear of reading something that would give them heart attacks. The level of corruption in our country is just mind boggling. Nigeria produces on daily basis anything from 2million – 2.5million barrels of crude oil. Authoritative sources say that 400,000 barrels is stolen everyday from these. This is 40million dollars every day and over 14.6billion dollars a year. The government knows about this but it is doing nothing either because of collusion, ineptitude or incompetence. These figures are just mind boggling in a country whose per capita income is less than $1000 a year. Imagine what the stolen money could do to transform this country and put us at par with other countries in the Organisation of Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC).

    We have institutions that would reduce if not stop outright the corruption that is ruining every aspect of our lives in Nigeria. We have the Police, the security organisations, the armed forces and the courts of law. A retiring naval officer recently upbraided the courts for freeing bunkerers arrested by the Nigerian Navy after apparently taking money from the criminals. Somebody who knows very well what is going on in Nigeria once said “we have reached the stage of irredeemability in the criminal, and corrupt fraudulent shenanigan going on in our country”. Those of us who are optimistic about our country tend to dismiss this as alarmist effusion but recently, the case of the Police Pension fraud in which 32billion naira Police Pension was stolen by six or so Civil Servants led by one John Yakubu Yusufu shows glaringly that our country is in trouble. The EFCC took these rogues before the presiding judge of the Federal Capital Territory High Court, Justice Abubakar Talba. In order not to prolong the case, Mr Yusufu allegedly confessed to stealing 23.8billion out of the total 32billion naira stolen. We are told he surrendered properties worth about 370million naira and then pleaded for leniency on the grounds that he has old parents and children whose school fees he had to pay. The Judge Abubakar Talba was merciful and magnanimous by sentencing him to two years imprisonment or an option of payment of 750,000 naira fine. Yusufu, full of smiles paid up the money immediately and walked out a free man to enjoy his loot of at least 32billion after the forfeiture of his property and payment of his paltry fine. Everybody was surprised except the judge but nobody is laughing. Even though there is separation of power in this country and the judiciary is an autonomous branch of government, President Goodluck Jonathan should have called in the judge and quietly ask him what offence he Jonathan has committed against the judge that he decided to ruin his administration. If this judgment stands as it is, it can undermine confidence in the President and his administration because not many people will remember the name of Justice Abubakar Talba; what people will remember is that this was done under the administration of President Jonathan. Mercifully the EFCC has re-arrested this felon and charged him to court not for stealing the original sum of 32billion naira but now for a lesser offence of false declaration of assets. The story is continuing. A lot of Nigerians have reacted vigorously to the unfairness of the justice system in this country. The same week this Abuja judgment was passed, the Provost and Registrar of the Cooperative College of Ibadan were jailed five years and three years respectively for embezzling three million naira. In the same country people’s hands have been chopped off for stealing a goat or a cow in northern part of Nigeria.

    The essence of punishment is deterrence. Punishment must not be wicked and unusual but it must be commensurate to the offence committed. In China and the Old Soviet Union, corruption is a capital offence punishable by death. It is interesting to note that 4,000 retired policemen are dying without pensions because the money has been stolen by Yusufu and his friends. It is even more surprising and galling that Civil Servants will steal Police Pensions. Is it that Police Officers are totally irrelevant? One can at least understand, if understand is the word, Teachers Pension been stolen, but it is beyond me to understand that Army and Police Pensions will be stolen by civilians. It is like a sheep taking food from the mouth of a lion.

    Whatever the eventuality of this case, one hopes that this is a challenge and wake –up call to the authorities to take the case of corruption much more seriously. The insecurity, violence and even the Boko Haram movement is not unconnected to poverty and hopelessness. The eradication of corruption and the money saved can certainly be used to lift people up from the degradation of poverty, helplessness and hopelessness in which 65% of the Nigerian population finds itself. Corruption therefore is not only a criminal offence, it is a developmental issue. The only way we can provide security in this country is to create jobs and to get people gainfully employed. If done, this will provide security for the Nigerian people. As long as close to 30% of national revenue is stolen, we will continue to vegetate in our state of arrested development, poverty and insecurity.

  • Yoruba marginalisation: OBJ and PDP greed

    Yoruba marginalisation: OBJ and PDP greed

    “In things that are not enough, when people sit down to share and take decisions, if there is nobody to speak for you, there is problem,’’  Dr Doyin Okupe

    Shame on to all those who have said PDP has neither a philosophical foundation nor an ideological orientation. There you have it at last from a PDP leading light who should know having seen it all. As Obasanjo media spokesman, he legally secured contracts from Imo and Benue states. It did not matter that EFCC had to be invited to resolve how the ‘sharing’ was done applying the usual PDP ‘family affair’ approach. The important thing was that both PDP governors involved and Dr. Doyin Okupe were happy and maintained their peace while their political enemies wasted so much energy on non-implementation or non-completion of the road contracts.

    Except for a few cynical Nigerians and other PDP detractors, ‘sharing’ has long been accepted as PDP prevailing ideology even beyond our shores. Long before Okupe’s testament, John Campbell, former US envoy had during proceedings at a hearing on the topic “Nigeria in Turmoil” in the British House of Commons on the 19 March 2010 presented PDP as ‘an elite cartel at the centre of power in Nigeria’; ‘a political party that came together … as essentially a club of elites for sharing of oil rents and political spoils.’

    As if Okupe’s and Campbell’s thesis needed further validation, Audu Ogbe, a former chairman of PDP who claims ‘corruption is the only thriving sector in the country’, has further consolidated the views of Okupe, a PDP insider and Campbell, a detached political analyst. Hear Ogbe, “When I was chairman of PDP, my son never got involved in oil but two PDP national chairmen after me, their sons pocketed over N400 billion without supplying a tea cup of oil.”

    I also find myself for once supporting Okupe’s admonition that Yoruba Council of Elders, Afenifere (both old and renewal) absolve Jonathan from the war of attrition among South-west PDP greedy members. If they feel short-changed, they should look inward towards their greedy representatives in the PDP. Don’t our people say, the insect that feeds on yam lives as a parasite on the yam?

    Stripped of an attempt to rope in ACN whose ideology everyone knows is ‘Afenifere’, translated “prosperity for all through creation of an enabling environment for self actualization of each ethnic groups’ potentials”, Okupe a man who thrives in mischief and survives on exploitation of human frailty of leaders like Obasanjo and Jonathan will be right to say Yoruba members of PDP are the architects of the fortunes or misfortunes of the Yoruba nation.

    I think the Yoruba Council of Elders who has been trying to blame others for the sins of the wing of Yoruba political tendency that imbibes the PDP ideology of ‘sharing’, should listen more to Okupe. Our revered elders “fi ete sile, nwon npa lapalapa’ (leaving undone the pertinent while expending energy on the inconsequential). Instead of confronting Obasanjo the father of Yoruba PDP, who as president deprived the Yoruba of what rightly belong to them, imposed men without character even by PDP’s standard.

    After all it wasn’t ACN but PDP that masterminded the judicial indictment and imprisonment of Bode George and late Afolabi. It was PDP that took Adebayo Alao-Akala, Gbenga Daniel, Rashidi Ladoja, Ayo Fayose, and Dimeji Bankole to court for alleged, and in some cases, proven financial malfeasance. It was Yoruba PDP members that told a judge that both Obasanjo and Oyinlola have no respects for rules and judicial pronouncements, and the judge agreed with them.

    During the eight years of Obasanjo mainstreaming, Lagos- Ibadan and Sagamu Benin, the two most important roads in the country were abandoned because Obasanjo wanted to prove the point that he was president in spite of the Yoruba. Under his imposed state governors, there was virtual collapse of the educational sector.

    I think our leaders that have been paying solidarity visits to their troubled children who PDP acknowledged as having contributed to the eight years of criminal neglect of the West should ask Obasanjo, PDP legislators of both the upper and lower Houses during PDP years of locusts to account for their stewardship before taking on Jonathan.

    Senator Babafemi Ojudu, my younger colleague at The Guardian in whom I am very proud gave us an account of his two years stewardship as a senator during our last state association meeting in Lagos. He disclosed that he and his two other colleagues representing the state had decided to ensure N750m (N250m per senator) budgetary allocation for constituency projects is deposited with UNDP that has in turn promised to double the amount and invest same on a project that would provide jobs for the state youths.

    Ojudu further disclosed that while some states of the federation have as many as 10 federal roads slated for reconstruction or rehabilitation in the current budget, the only federal road listed against his state was a road in Nassarawa or somewhere. He also disclosed that while his state could boast only of one lonely driver or none at all in many of the federal parastatal, some states have between 12 and 20 in spite of the existing federal character principle. PDP sharing philosophy is based on neither existing law of the land, nor justice, fairness and equity. It is not surprising that Afe Babalola, Obasanjo’s friend and lawyer not too long ago claimed that the state of Ekiti roads all through PDP 12 years were in a worst state than what existed during the colonial days.

    Obasanjo in power was more interested in empowering non-Yoruba. Even Asari Dokubo, leader of a militant group in the Niger Delta recently told a newspaper reporter that he secured bigger contracts under Obasanjo than he got under Jonathan his kinsman. Nasir El Rufai, his former BPE Director General, has just told us he personally borrowed money to buy into state owned companies and used his position to attract donations from contractors towards the building of a private library. While this was going on, he presided over the sales of some Yoruba owned companies like Daily Times, National Bank, and choice properties in Ikoyi allegedly to his in laws and PDP cronies under the dubious privatization and commercialization policies.

    Okupe also lamented the loss of the office the speaker-ship zoned to Yoruba because of what he and Bamanga Tukur, the current PDP chairman described as internal squabbles among the Yoruba members of PDP. But apart from Dimeji Bankole’s possible enrichment of self and PDP members, the only legacy the Yoruba can point to was his shameless public fisticuffs with Gbenga Daniel over who would take credit for an uncompleted 10-year old Ota Bridge.

    Two years into the Jonathan presidency, it has become apparent that Jonathan does not give a damn about either the Yoruba, Fulani, Kanuri nor any group for that matter. Jonathan only cares about Jonathan. The shoeless boy, as president, does not see a difference between exploiting his Azikiwe Igbo middle name to secure votes in the East, disparaging the better focused Yoruba governors as ‘rascals’, or instigating the non-Yoruba residents in Lagos against high performing governor Fashola or sacrificing his party constitution after trade off with northern governors to secure the party’s ticket. Similarly President Jonathan did not see anything wrong in channelling his presidential campaign funds through a Labour governor of Ondo State or allowing him free hand to nominate ministers to fill the state slot. To Jonathan all is fair in war as in politics and the end justifies the means.

    Our elders may have no control over Jonathan policies, but they can at least remind Obasanjo and those who share the PDP ideology of ‘sharing’ that Awo whose legacies they have tried to obliterate built schools, universities, libraries, financial institutions, manufacturing companies housing estates and plantations, not for self but for the people.

  • Before Maina is sacrificed

    Before Maina is sacrificed

    Until he became the chairman of the Pension Reform Task Team (PRTT), Abdulrasheed Maina, was an unknown quantity in the Federal Civil Service. A level 14 officer, he took his queue behind many other top officers. This is the Maina, who has today become the issue in pension matters in the country. How and what informed the decision to give him the PRTT job, which seems to have entered his head, we may never know. This is, however, not to take away from him, his capability to do the job. His bosses would have seen certain qualities in him which informed their decision to put him on the task team. He is not only on the team, he is the boss.

    As the team leader, Maina is expected to set example to members in his conduct and behaviour. As the task team’s face, he must comport himself in public and in private and ensure that he does not draw attention to himself. Maina is handling a delicate assignment – probing the administration of pension in order to reform the system. The truth be told, our pension system needs reform if workers must not continue to hold the short end of the stick after retirement. We see what many pensioners go through today in the pursuit of their pension. They stay in queue for long hours; at times they bring their beds and toiletries to the pay points because they don’t when they will be paid.

    When I see aged men and women, who toiled for their country, being treated like this in their twilight, my heart bleeds. As pensioners, these people should not be begging before we pay their entitlements, but that is what the system has reduced them to. In some cases, these pensioners collapse and die on the queue or on their way to the pay centres. These are some of the ills of the pension system which should have since been corrected. Those who brought in Maina saw in him a man that can bring the desired change to our much abused pension fund towards which workers save but get nothing from after retirement.

    Maina may be the man to do the job, but the controversy now surrounding him appear not to make it healthy for him to remain on the task team. Those who hate his gut have got him where they want him. Maina played into their hands because he was not tactful in the discharge of his assignment. He didn’t realise that the pension cabal will fight back with all they have. These are people who have been feeding fat on easy money for years and all of a sudden, a small boy comes from nowhere to put san san for their gari. The mistake he made was that he didn’t know when to talk and when to keep quiet. Yes, the PRTT has uncovered what it calls a huge pension fraud and also recovered some money from the fraudsters.

    It is good that the team has done all this, but can Nigerians know those behind the scam? Are they top government officials? Have they been arrested? If not, what is delaying their arrest? Or has the matter not been reported to the police? In a task like this, Maina and his team have to work with the police for their own safety and to avoid blackmail. We know our society too well. Those who have something to hide and feel that the team may indict them will not hesitate to cry wolf where there is none. Maina may not have borne this in mind when he went blabbing about those involved in pension frauds.

    Perhaps, if  Maina had stopped at that point, he would not have run into trouble, but he didn’t. He added members of the National Assembly to boot and got himself into trouble with the lawmakers. The distinguished and honourable fellows are now asking for his head for opening his mouth too wide. What did Maina say that irked the lawmakers. He was quoted as saying that some of them demanded bribe from him. The allegation prompted the lawmakers to invite him, but rather than honour the invitation, he chose to hold court right inside the National Assembly Complex and repeated the statement which got him into trouble in the first place. Maina, it seems, has some facts about how billions of naira of pension cash were stolen in the past. It looks as if he has the names of those involved and the huge amount involved. But he seems to have a challenge and that is who will he tell his story.

    Should he tell it to the Na

    tional Assembly members

    who are doing an assignment similar to his? Or should he wait until he submits his report before he comes out with the earthshaking tale about how our leaders killed the pension scheme? There lies Maina’s dilemma, which he didn’t know how to handle. He thought that by accusing the lawmakers publicly he would get them off his neck. He didn’t know that he was further compounding his problem. He is now a man on the run because he has bitten more than he can chew.  With the Senate and House of Representatives baying for his blood, Maina will not find it easy wriggling out of the problem he has brought upon himself.

    With the lawmakers employing blackmail, over this matter, Maina is as good as gone from the task team, if not the civil service. The National Assembly may have its grouse with Maina, but it does not have to malign others in order to make its point. I don’t really like the way Maina treated the National Assembly’s invitation. No person, no matter how big should be allowed to treat a revered institution like the National Assembly the way and get away with it in order not to set a bad precedent. If Maina goes scot-free, others will toe the line and before you know it we will have a legislature which people will treat with scorn. We must not allow that.

    But with due respect, Senate President David Mark carried his anger too far when he took Maina to the cleaners on February 13 for treating the National Assembly with disdain. In tongue-lashing Maina, Mark descended on the press which he believes has been given undue publicity to the PRTT boss. The fact of the matter is that by virtue of the job he is doing today, Maina has become a news maker. Whatever he does in the course of his assignment is news and he does not need to give the press sacks of money as Mark insinuated before he is covered. As Senate President does Mark give the press that kind of money before his activities are reported?  Hear him: ‘’First, for those of you who have been following Maina; he bought over the entire press…’’ Haba, Mr Senate President, were you there when he bought the press? How much did he pay the press?

    As a top public officer, Mark should weigh his words before he speaks. He is condemning Maina for making wild allegations against the Senate, yet he is doing the‘same against the press. The issue is, however, not the way he spoke but the problem Maina has got himself into. It has been over a week now since Mark drew the battle-line with the Presidency over Maina. Where is Maina? The police that declared him wanted don’t seem to know. Maina is swimming in trouble: the Senate is after him; so are the police and his employers. He risks being sacked for alleged abscondment.

    Whether Maina is sacked or not will not remove any hair off the people’s skin. We are, however, interested in the outcome of the work of his task team. He should be given an opportunity to submit the team’s report if it is ready before he is punished for the offence(s) he has committed. We should not throw away the baby with the bathwater. Let Maina finish his job before paying the price for his excesses.

     

    CORRECTION

    Joseph Stalin was Soviet leader and not a German general as reported here last week.

     

  • Thoughts on a new cabinet

    Thoughts on a new cabinet

    IT has been about six months since the President signed a performance bond with his ministers, and almost midway into the administration’s lifespan.

    Is it safe to assume that all the members of the team have been faithfully driving the transformation agenda – the Goodluck Jonathan administration’s mantra for good governance? If the team has not done well, is it capable of springing a surprise and, like the Super Eagles, prove bookmakers wrong? Will the coach bring in new players to present a more formidable first eleven? Will those players who are obviously injured be allowed to carry on in the name of Federal Character or will they be dropped? What shape of cabinet are we expecting towards the magical year 2015? Will there be a bigger team to accommodate those grumbling of being marginalised?

    Here are some suggestions for the President on a more efficient team, one that will accommodate all and, as they say here, give everybody a sense of belonging: Only a few months ago we had a shameful outing at the Olympics, but the fans are now revelling over our victory at the Africa Cup of Nations. A grateful nation has been showering gifts on the soccer heroes. The party was almost marred even before it began by Coach Stephen Keshi’s sudden resignation, which was announced while the team was still in South Africa. The President and Senate President David Mark, apparently seeing the hand of saboteurs and disgruntled elements in the whole thing, stepped in to stop Keshi.

    These busy officials, the busiest in the land, obviously, would not have had to dump other urgent matters of state to settle the soccer family’s quarrel, if we had done the right thing. How about a Minister of Soccer? The advantages: more room for genuine patriots and more time to cater for other sports so that we can prevent another sham of an Olympic outing. Besides, there will be so much to celebrate. Recall how we almost lost our culture of wild celebration and the country became a vast canvass of blood and tears – until the Super Eagles’ victory.

    When National Security Adviser Sambo Dasuki came on board, he embarked on a massive peace drive, waving the olive branch at the dreaded Boko Haram sect and preaching dialogue. For a while, the guns went silent and the bombs stopped going off. Then, he stopped the much publicised tours and went back to Abuja, apparently to take care of other matters of his delicate office. Then, as if to say dialogue has lost it all to violence, the guns began to boom again. Now from faceless(?) Boko Haram, which claimed to have announced a ceasefire, to Ansaru, which snatched seven foreigners off their duty posts in Bauchi, the security situation seems to have degenerated. On the side are kidnappers and their uncles, the armed robbers who have made life a war for other Nigerians. Why don’t we have another NSA, NSA II, an expert in Conflict Resolution, who will be saddled with the responsibility of discussing with those agents of violence?

    Now that cassava bread has become a regular on many breakfast tables in every village, town and city, shouldn’t Agriculture Minister Akinwunmi Adesina stop the road show and have more time to pursue yet another challenging task, that of telephone for farmers?

    When Dr Doyin Okupe was appointed Senior Special Adviser on Public Affairs, many condemned the wise move. They said Okupe was coming in to play the Rottweiler, tearing at the President’s recalcitrant critics – a role they felt Dr Reuben Abati was not playing. But some actually thought there would be some relief for Abati. How wrong they are! Abati issues statements on behalf of the President, commiserating with one family or the other on the loss of their loved ones to Boko Haram bombs, kidnappers and all other agents of the devil. Shouldn’t there be a minister (of tragedy?) to free Abati of the grim, but compulsory job of penning those elegies?

    Those critics of the rapid transformation at the airports, who are grumbling that huge renovation contracts are being awarded and terminals knocked down for arrival and departure halls to look spick and span should take it easy. Who knows, a Minister of Airport Infrastructure may be appointed. And Princess Stella Oduah will spare some time for air safety equipment and personnel, considering the allegation that many have been sacked and replaced by those of her ethnic group.

    With the gargantuan cash that has gone into the subsidy mess – cash that would have been spent on building roads and providing medical facilities, for example – it is unimaginable how the minister copes. To the subsidy palaver, add the new cash machine in town, the one that goes by the fancy name SURE-P and the plans to obtain some foreign loans. How about a minister to handle these to free Dr Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala of such chores so that she can have time for more creative ventures, such as announcing in newspapers how much local governments are collecting and attending all those key economic fora overseas.

    A good accountant should be able to handle the job – the accountants’ parent body, ICAN, can be asked to make a recommendation – of sorting out the muddled subsidy scene. Who is to be paid what? What for? Who has supplied what? At what rate? These are questions that a minister saddled with other responsibilities may find difficult to answer.

    For a long time, it has been said that the oil giant, NNPC, does not know how much of the stuff is pumped and shipped out by the multinationals. There has also been the tortuous search for appropriate pricing for fuel, a venture that has culminated in numerous attempts to remove subsidy. Subsidy removal, the government says, will ensure availability of petrol and free the cash for other areas of need, such as building roads and providing water. Market forces. To many Nigerians, it is merely a euphemism for higher pump prices. This, obviously, is too much for a minister. Besides, isn’t there a difference between petrol and petroleum resources?

    The other day in Abuja, an impudent fellow who saw President Jonathan on the television commented about his dark, glittering shoes. “How wonderful God can be,” said the gentleman, a village teacher holidaying in the expensive city. “Here is a man who once had no shoes. Who knows how many pairs he has now?” “What type does he wear?” “Who are his favourite designers?”

    These are very crucial questions in an ever inquisitive society, such as ours. A minister of Domestic Affairs won’t be a bad idea, after all. Will it?

    Erosion has become a major problem in many states. Homes are being washed away and farms are threatened, especially in the Southeast. Unfortunately, many are talking about bad roads only. The government seems overwhelmed by last year’s destructive floods from which many are yet to recover. People are asking: where is the Minister of the Environment? But, to be honest, how much of those calamities can a minister cope with? Can’t we have a Minister of Erosion?

    And now, dear reader, a little civics test. Match the following names with their portfolios: Ita Okon Bassey Ewa, Zainab Ibrahim Kuchi, Bukar Tijani, Mohammed Musa Sada, Viola Onwuliri, Mohammed Musa Sada and Samuel Ioraer Ortom.

    Obasanjo, Jonathan and the Odi verdict

    WHEN former President Olusegun Obasanjo denounced President Goodluck Jonathan’s handling of Boko Haram as tardy and timid, I knew he was going to get a good reply. Dr Jonathan fought back. He described Odi as a disaster and a crime against humanity. He was short of calling in the International Criminal Court (ICC).

    Now, a court has ordered the Federal Government to pay Odi residents N37.6billion for the atrocity visited on the community by soldiers. This is a lesson for all who wield power. Those who murdered policemen in Odi, many believe, could have been found without levelling the community.

    Will Obasanjo still be proud of how he handled the matter? Have our soldiers learnt any lesson – that there are rules that govern internal security as against when a nation is at war? Shouldn’t Boko Haram have gone to court for the murder of its leader, Mohammed Yusuf, instead of taking up arms against the state?

  • Between Orji and his predecessor

    Between Orji and his predecessor

    It is expected that a drowning man will not like to go down alone; rather he will be desperate to pull others down along with himself, if it is possible. And where it appears impossible, he comes out confused, frustrated and helpless.

    I refer here to an interview by the former governor of Abia State, Orji Uzor Kalu – a man who has been in political limbo, since his successor T. A. Orji liberated the state from his grip. The former governor in the interview with his newspaper, The Sun made a lot of claims – cleverly woven lies to attract undue public sympathy. They range from the reasons for the political differences with his successor, the incumbent Governor Orji; how he met the former and how former President, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo asked his mother to install his brother as his successor in office and other issues.

    The former governor conveniently failed to tell the world why T.A Orji, his successor went to prison and why he did not quarrel with him until the latter liberated the state following his defection from PPA to PDP. May be the former governor forgot that Nigerians are neither fools nor do they suffer from amnesia.

    Since 1999, it is an axiomatic that governors do not choose their successors and members of their kitchen cabinet from people they did not know very well or who have not made any impact in their lives before they became governors. It is public knowledge that the governor of Abia State Chief Theodore Ahamefula Orji is a 1978 English graduate of University of Ibadan. After completing his youth service in Sokoto, he was employed as a civil servant by old Imo State Civil Service Commission. From then he was in public service rising to the position of Administrative Secretary in the then National Electoral Commission (NECON) now INEC.

    His predecessor, with limited education, on the other hand rode on the back of his mother to fame, having served as an errand boy for the military hawks that ruled the country for years. That is why he had to enrol for a degree programme at Abia State University Uturu in 2002 as sitting governor of the state.

    The story of the relationship between the due went back to the time of Kalu’s bid to emerge as the governorship candidate of PDP in the 1999 elections. Faced with stiff opposition, he ran to Orji, then with NECON, for help. The latter, in his good nature obliged.

    After the elections, Kalu in the attempt to reciprocate the gesture approached him to join his government as Chief of Staff, a very strategic, sensitive and powerful position in government.

    For the eight years he served as Chief of Staff, he displayed high level of professionalism and diligence, borne of the immeasurable experience garnered in the civil service over several decades.

    That position prepared him for the Herculean task of governance and challenges of holding public office. After Kalu’s second term, the search for his successor began. The factors that determined the choice of the successor included the personality, the senatorial zone and the choice of majority of the party stakeholders in the state. The then Chief of Staff came in handy as he fitted the bill.

    Before then, President Olusegun Obasanjo who had been at loggerhead with then Governor Kalu had already thrown his weight behind one of his aides, Chief Onyema Ugochukwu from Abia Central zone to emerge as PDP governorship candidate and possibly as the next governor of the state. This made the stakeholders in PPA to zero the search for Kalu’s successor to Abia Central zone.

    That was how the choice of Orji was made by the party. Kalu being from Abia North senatorial zone couldn’t have chosen his successor from the zone again in the interest of fairness and equity. Besides his numerous deputies which he changed at will during his tenure were all from Abia South senatorial zone, the likely zone that might produce Orji’s successor in 2015.

    At the time Orji emerged as the PPA governorship candidate in the state, his predecessor had been on the wanted list of Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) for corruption. But because of the constitutional immunity that he enjoyed then, the anti-graft agency could not arrest or prosecute him. That was how Orji was arrested and incarcerated for offence allegedly committed by his boss.

    While Orji was in EFCC custody, his wife, Mercy Odochi Orji whom he married while both of them were in secondary school being an only child of his parents traversed the nooks and crannies of the state with other party members campaigning for her husband. The people who knew that Orji was being politically persecuted over a criminal offence he knew nothing about voted for him en masse and he won the election against his kinsman and major rival in the election, Chief Ugochukwu of PDP.

    His release from prison before his swearing-in was made possible following the inability of the EFCC to arraign him to prefer any charges.

    On Orji’s assumption of office as governor, Kalu hijacked the government and installed his younger brother as Chief of Staff. He made other sensitive appointments which included the commissioner of Finance, Works, and Accountant-General of the State and others. Council chairmen in the state were accountable and answerable to Mother Excellency –mother of the former governor.

    The situation remained like that for almost four years. Throughout this period of manna, Kalu never complained or criticised Orji for anything, not even on non-performance as being bandied now by the same man that was responsible for Orji’s non-performance during his first term.

    But immediately Orji liberated the state from his control and started promoting good governance driven by people-oriented and legacy projects that are rapidly on-going across the state, his predecessor started crying foul by calling Orji and his government names. But how can somebody who failed in the provision of good governance teach or preach such to somebody that has done far better than him? Is it not the issue of teacher teaching nonsense to his students? Enough of the deceit by the former governor; the state government is no longer his family estate.

    • Elder Umah (KSJ), a community leader wrote from Aba, Abia State.

     

  • The centenary Nigerian; Political Party  Corruption-PPC; Smoothen the path of Nigerians

    The centenary Nigerian; Political Party Corruption-PPC; Smoothen the path of Nigerians

    We have adult decisions at this 100 year junction in Nigeria’s life. We have bombs exploding and multibillion naira thefts and with millions displaced and tens of thousands injured and dead of the wounds of surviving in Nigeria. Yet, we are not ‘At War’. Nigerian Institute of Social and Economic Research, NISER should quantify the mental, physical, family, work and other costs of being a ‘Centenary Nigerian’, The Centenary Nigerian survives okada mayhem and exists without a predictable salary, pension, mortgage, monthly house rent, water, electricity. In addition banking COT, borrowing and high naira exchange costs have made life a 100 year misery and short life expectancy, 47 years.

    Every good thing arrives late for Centenary Nigerians, be it childhood vaccinations, electricity to study and work and play, books for education, medicines in hospitals, jobs and joy and justice, good roads, affordable accommodation and mosquito nets. But they still say ‘Thank you!’ though ‘justice delayed is justice denied’. Things expected from government are mis-labelled ‘government cannot do it alone’ and are delayed, denied, undelivered or delegated to the private sector in a PPP – Public Private Partnership.

    Evil federal polices brought Nigeria to its knees from internal slavery. Government even refused to buy sports equipment for schools while officials stole billions weekly. Sorry, Centenary Nigerian children! ‘Nothing for you’ as Lagbaja says. When in Nigerian education history was the meeting held which cancelled ‘history’, ‘sports equipment’, ‘library books’ and ‘science disposables’ from Nigeria’s education budgets? Whoever did it is probably a ‘big’ retired ‘respected’ Minister or Director of Education and ‘hiding’ in Senate.

    Centenary Nigerians have suffered needless trauma over the last 100 years from failure and abandonment of leadership opportunities – electricity, transport, security, and education. I see it every day in the preventable suffering of my patients and in the pigsties mislabelled ‘schools’. Yes, many Centenary Nigerians are amazingly ‘content with nothing’, accepting what they see on TV as ‘unattainable’. This is Centenary Nigeria where only the sun is free – so free that we refuse to give CBN or other loans for solar equipment! Of course we have several ‘working’ officials. But we require a critical mass of good Centenary Nigerians.

    Our problems are corruption and incompetence. Corruption can stop today, overnight. We must quickly change to survive the huge rock of corruption, far greater than the meteor that hit Russia. Corruption devalues every government naira to 30kobo. Our recent wonderful 2013 Orange Africa Cup of Nations football success belongs to the team, not us, because Centenary Nigeria did too little. And there are even better players, undiscovered because no one gave them footballs, opportunity or scouted for talent in their LGA. Ditto for all sports and many academic programmes which need organised systematic LGA, State and National Sports Databases. Centenary Nigeria could so easily replicate this football success story in events from shooting to swimming. Sport is neglected job creation. This football success revealed how easily Centenary Nigerians overcome mass suffering whenever transient hope and joy appears. But living in hope without much expectation is lethal.

    We are a blessed people but cursed with many corrupt leaders in corrupt party politics and a rotten greedy civil service. If the survival of Nigeria is paramount we must eliminate political party corruption to save Centenary Nigeria@100.

    With the ‘2013 Amalgamation’ of some political parties into APC, remember that Organised Political Party Corruption, OPPC is traditionally the greatest Nigerian corruption. Are political parties entitled to 50-70% of the budget? By what right do political parties steal? Let political parties study international political party funding etc, and stop stealing from budgets and taking high percentages of contract fees, consultant fees, tax task force funds and Internally Generated Revenue to fund political parties and personalities.

    Before Nigerian Centenary amalgamation celebrations, we need delivery on developmental centenary projects and goals. The private sector is not spending its own money for the centenary celebration. Government will still spend billions on junketing, hotel, transport and ‘palliative’ allowances. The private sector is spending the money you, Centenary Nigerian, paid for excessive bank and cement charges etc. So Fellow Nigerians, you are paying to celebrate the 1914 amalgamation and have paid for the post-amalgamation suffering during the last 100 years. QED!

    At least the Centenary film showed us heroic figures including Olaudah Equiano, the first Nigerian best selling author and slave who is not yet taught in Nigerian schools. Every student should have a copy of Olauda Equiano’s Book, ‘The interesting narrative of the Travels of Olaudah Equiano or Gustavus Vassa.’ We in Educare Trust have given out hundreds of copies of the book and run a reading club called The Olaudah Equiano Poetry and Prose Club. You should start one in your school or university as an Amalgamation Project on Nigerian heroes.

    In Ibadan, we have a newly reconstructed bridge in Bodija, and the Mokola flyover. Amen. Something new, money well spent by Governor Abiola Ajimobi. During construction the poor alternative routes have cost Nigerians millions of hours and naira daily in fuel and time. Some ‘suffering’ is necessary during development but much Nigerian suffering will be reduced merely by tarring and smoothening alternative routes. Even today though the Davies Bridge is repaired, the Tewogbade, Veterinary and Mokola alternative routes need urgent maintenance and pothole filling, to ‘make our paths straight and smooth’. Building a flyover is good but adding smooth motorable alternative routes during construction is better. Make smooth their path, nationwide please.