Category: Femi Orebe

  • Re: Immediate task before the President-elect

    Re: Immediate task before the President-elect

    In my article, ‘Immediate Task Before The President-Elect, 30 April, 2023’, I wrote as follows: “Yes, electoral choice has consequences but, if at the most difficult of times going into the APC presidential primaries, patriotic Northern APC governors could stick out their necks and opt for a Southern presidential candidate, the President – Elect cannot afford to demonstrate less fairness in the choice of those who will emerge the National Assembly leaders. Nigeria has traditionally rested on the North, West, East tripod. Therefore, since both the West and the North have already produced the incoming President and Vice- President, respectively, the next logical, fair and equitable thing to do, is for the Senate President to be zoned to the Southeast.”

    APC threw that suggestion into the waste basket and zoned it to the South south on the grounds of higher equity and fairness, because whereas the Southeast has produced 5 senate presidents since the return of democracy in 1999, the South south has had none.

    Also, apart from the Southeast not voting for the APC, the most outstanding Southeast senator, Orji Uzor Kalu, could not have been more antagonistic towards President – Elect Tinubu. He neither attended any of his events, even within the geo-political zone, nor did he campaign for him anywhere so that while he had 40,000 votes to win his senate seat, Tinubu got a measly 8000 votes in the state.

    Of the many reactions to the article, space constraint will permit only one here. It came from Olu Ajayi, a retired, absolutely seminal Permanent Secretary in the Ekiti State civil service. He wrote:

     “Your article was characteristically lucid, analytical and incisive, but it seems, in my considered opinion, to have simply flown with the traffic. True enough, inter -ethnic hostilities have been a problem in Nigeria, but let’s be honest, it certainly is not the most serious problem the President –Elect will have to contend with.

    In politics, as in other endeavors, you reap where you sow. That is without prejudice to the federal character principle in power sharing. Tinubu was right in lending his weight to zoning the no. 3 position to the South as it is only fair to have a Christian as no.3. He should stop there as that, in itself presupposes that there are competent senators-elect in both the South East and the South South for the office. Remember that he will again have to face the electorate in about 45 months from  now. The best strategy for him will be to compensate, and woo the North and those other areas where they voted for him, as he will certainly need them again. A timid approach of appeasement to the  Igbo will surely be counterproductive. Performance was the secret of his success story in Lagos, not appeasement. And no matter what, nothing suggests that Igbos will align with Yorubas politically, in our generation. They will continue to feed on the ancient grudge of the genocide of 1966 and the Biafran war that followed forgetting that they were the power brokers in the governments of both Alhaji Shehu Shagari and Goodluck Jonathan. They have produced several Senate Presidents  despite which they have not stopped complaining of marginalisation”.

    “Mark my words, the South East will not vote for Tinubu in another election, especially if an Igbo is contesting the Presidency, even under a Party of Riddles and Jokes. I would, actually sincerely, wish a South South candidate emerges the no 3. Having said all that, I believe that the immediate task before the Tinubu presidency will be on security and the economy. Boko haram and other Islamic fundamentalist groups in the North, the IPOB and other violent groups in the South East and the other criminalities that have overtaken Nigeria, will have to be seriously dealt with. And in good time too. The economic situation is equally terrible. Inflation and youth unemployment have put Nigerians on edge. Addressing these concerns is what will endear the Tinubu government to Nigerians ; making Igbo the Senate President will work no magic”.

    The above, among other comments, set me re – thinking my position.

    Of course, I hold dearly to the notions of equity and fairness and that consideration was the basis for my suggestion, and other than that, can anybody sincerely say that the Southeast earned the Senate presidency either before, during or even since the February 25 presidential election, seeing how, almost to the last man, Igbos have done everything to delegitimise the election; claiming it was the worst ever election in Nigeria. So nauseating is this their claim, you would think they were all in Siberia during the 2007 election, held during the Administration of their big Uncle. That was an election the chief benefactor, President Umar Yar Adua, completely disavowed of just as it was described as the worst ever in Christendom by the EU while the National Democratic Institute observer team equally, summarily  called it the worst election, ever. Anywhere, even in Myanmar.

    And why are they united in thrashing the election?

    Simple, just because the votes were not uploaded on the IREV, real time. In the meantime,  those who have promised to win the election for Peter Obi during  his tour of Canada and the US,  even though they were not going to vote, were at the ready, waiting for the figures to hack but they had none. Ditto for the PDP, for which reason Dino Melaye literally went hysterical since their contractors too were also waiting for the figures.

    Good thinking INEC. Bravo.

    Incidentally, as late as last week, the Supreme Court, in the Osun governorship case, affirmed that INEC is under no legal compulsion to immediately upload results on the IREV.

    Also, Isa Ali Pantami, Nigeria’s minister of Communication and Digital Economy, later informed Nigerians that the INEC server recorded more than 12 million attacks on February 25 both from within and outside Nigeria.

    That failure has been about the sole grouse of several, otherwise, respected Igbos, and why they rant about the President – Elect being sworn in on May 29, 2023. But much more than that, it speaks, in reality, to the fact that left to them, whatever Ndigbo does not, or cannot control, just must not be allowed to survive or thrive.

    Only this past week, the highly regarded Olatunji Dare, a respected columnist on our Tuesday edition, took us through a refreshing recall of the shameful roles played by the likes of Professor Ben Nwabueze, SAN, who led the group that drafted the so- called Interim constitution, “the highly compromised” Attorney – General of the Federation, Clement Apamgbo, not forgetting the devil incarnate himself, Arthur Nzeribe, all  Igbo –  who, together with many other kindred spirits combined to mess up Chief MKO Abiola’s mandate.

    A people who have severally partnered with the North in ruling Nigeria, just cannot bear to hear of a ‘real Yoruba’, becoming President of Nigeria. It pains far beyond the marrows.

    In the instant case, as if presidential elections were holding for the first time in Nigeria, Olisa Agbakoba, SAN, had, a few months before the elections, became hyper active about the winning  presidential candidate having to secure a quarter of votes in the FCT simply because he knows that the FCT is crawling with Igbos, and that they, in fact, practically owns it.

    Space constraint will not permit us quote him talking, ex- cathedral, as if, even though a silk, he is ignorant of the Court of Appeal ruling in”Baba-Panya v President, F. R. N. (2018) 15 NWLR (Pt. 1643) 395, which declared Abuja the equivalent of a state.

    Happily, INEC merely treated both him, and his views, with the only thing they deserve: benign neglect.

    But Agbakoba is not alone. The likes of Sam Amadi, Obi Nwakanma, not forgetting Chimamanda Adichie or Rudolf Okonkwo, to mention only a few, have weaponised whatever offices, tools or exposure they brandish, to attempt to thrash the election, as well as, canvass their narrow ethnocentric view that the President – Elect must not be sworn in on 29th May, 2023.

    Funny characters. You would think they were somewhere in Antarctica when other Presidents -Elect were sworn in as the presidential tribunal continued the cases challenging their election.  Nor is Ohanaeze Ndigbo, their apex socio – cultural organisation, lagging behind in exhibiting its hatred for, and opposition to the President – Elect, just as their jobless hordes are daily on Abuja roads, demonstrating and shouting “ no swearing in”.

    In all these,  there’s one thing I know very well: for all these very important Igbos, the FEAR OF IPOB is the beginning of wisdom. It is the reason they stay put in Lagos when they come on holidays from abroad, never attempting to visit home. It is  also why they will never change their stance on the election in a thousand years, as there are too many unexplained assassinations to think about.

    Although Agbakoba would rather take no cognisance of the 180 days prescribed by our extant laws, but would wish that court processes are abridged, so the case can end  in a week or two all because an Obi is on the ballot, he is far less dangerous than Joe Ajaero, the NLC President  who, as Jibola Omole recently put it in his well-crafted ‘Weaponising The Nigeria Labour Congress Against the Incoming Government’, has literally turned the Labour Union into a Peter Obi demolition tool.  He has equally taken on the Nigerian judiciary with what he calls a ‘ hall of shame’ for judges who will not decide according to Obidients’ dictates.

    Finally, the Igbo tendency to all think the same way, has led one of their own to accuse them of thinking like a crab. Hear him: “they behave like crabs. Put a hundred crabs in an uncovered basket. Go to Mbaise and come back , you will meet all hundred crabs waiting for you”. Some food for thought.

  • Moremi goes home

    Moremi goes home

    “It was a very bad time. An unbelievably painful time. A husband lost his wife. Three children lost their mother. Aged parents lost their daughter and siblings lost a sister. Friends lost a trusted confidante. A political family lost a Shero and role model. I lost a friend, sister, political associate, cheerleader, prayer companion, co-conspirator, gist lover, dance partner, shopping companion, she was all that and more. We wore purple and white for her funeral as she had asked”- Erelu Bisi Fayemi, former Ekiti State First Lady, in ‘PURPLE AND WHITE’, a moving tribute to Mrs Funmilayo Adunni Olayinka, published in Abovewhispers.com

    It was in the course of the 10th Anniversary memorial service in her memory at The Anglican Church of The Ascenssion, Opebi, Ikeja, Lagos I decided that, barring any unforeseen circumstances, I must endeavour to get re- published, within a month of the event which held on 6 April, 2023, my article as we were bidding our delectable Amazon, the MOREMI – EKITI, Mrs Funmilayo Adunni Olayinka, who joined the Saints Triumphant, exactly ten years ago, the final goodbye.

    The article, first published 14 April, 2013, is reproduced below.

    The late Mrs Funmi Olayinka lived a life of dedicated service.

    “Uncle, your article today is a masterpiece”. “Egbon, an absolutely brilliant piece, e ku’se ilu”, and so on and so forth. That was how I got this riveting encouragement, week in, week out, from none other than the Amazon herself; the young, totally irreplaceable Moremi-Ekiti, Her Excellency, Mrs Funmi Olayinka, the Ekiti State Deputy Governor, who translated to higher glory exactly a week ago.

    Tell it not on Ekiti streets; let it not be heard in the redoubtable Famuagun family house in Ado-Ekiti which has since turned a centre of pilgrimage. Nor must her ‘twin-sister’, the woman who stood ramrod beside her all through those agonising years of chemotherapy, and yet more chemo; whilst some idle, ignorant do-nothings gossiped endlessly about a so-called portfolio hijack.

    Moremi- Ekiti, the woman who stood, unwavering, beside Dr John Kayode Fayemi, the state governor, throughout those agonising, extremely nervy and energy sapping years of a titanic struggle against Nigeria’s men of illicit power, was as brilliant as she was radiant.

    Loyal to the end, our departed Amazon was a study in reliability.

    ‘Obirin bi okunrin’ – a she-man!

    Mrs Olayinka neither wavered, nor was she ever discouraged even as she got thrown into the jungle that Nigerian politics had since become; a whole world away from her serene banking profession where she had risen to lofty heights in some of Nigeria’s leading banks. Such was her steely nature and single-mindedness, even at the height of serial treachery, when otherwise respected ministers in the temple of justice , and their ignoble soul-mates in judicial merchandising, thought nothing of selling their conscience to the highest bidder, that she soon became a Job’s comforter to her boss, and other distraught party members on those occasions when justice was shamelessly trampled.

    But nothing encapsulates our departed titan more than Senator Femi Ojudu’s tribute to her. And the senator should know.

    Once it was decided, on the advice of Erelu Bisi Fayemi, that the Deputy Governorship candidate should, preferably, be a woman and the party added the additional proviso that she must come from Ado-Ekiti, it became Ojudu’s task, given by the party, to head-hunt a candidate who, like Dr Kayode Fayemi, is well-educated, independent-minded, decent and of impeccable integrity’.

    Wrote Femi: “We lost an asset. A consummate administrator, an unparalleled image maker, radiant, brilliant, self-confident, and a quintessential Ekiti woman who gave a good face to Ekiti State. Without the slightest hesitation, continued the senator, she left her plum bank job and went headlong into the murky waters of politics, determined to give of her best to her people.

    I will miss you.”

    He continues, Kayode and Bisi Fayemi will miss you. The entire Ekiti people will miss you. Ado Ekiti will miss you. Both E11 and the Afenifere Renewal Group, of which you were a pioneer member, will miss you. And most importantly, Lanre, your better half, will miss you. Yeside and her sisters, your three adorable daughters, will miss you dearly. Papa and Mama Famuagun and the entire Sasere clan will miss you. You gave our struggle and the one you waged against that debilitating disease all you got. You never wavered. Rather, you were courageous, full of hope and kept reassuring me that all will be well, even when I had to apologise to you at those low moments, for bringing you into the rough and tumble of partisan politics.”

    It has been a stream of tributes, from far and near. As at the last count, almost all the state governors, or their emissaries, have visited to commiserate with their brother governor, and the family of the late Mrs Olayinka.

    Both Ekiti Elders Council, under the lead of our highly regarded Papa, Chief J.E Babatola, and Christ’s School Elders’ forum, led by Chief F. A. D Daramola, have been here too.

    Chief Dele Falegan, on behalf of the Special Intervention And Empowerment Programme (SIEP), which he chairs in the state, said of the late Deputy Governor: “she came like a meteorite, fulfilled her early call with elegance, diligence, confidence, humility and honesty and, disappeared from the stage at her appointed time like a meteorite. You lost a partner in progress and we all lost her. She died at the flower of youth, loved, renowned, honoured and celebrated.”

    Paraphrasing the authors of THE LONG WALK, a book which details the odyssey of Dr Fayemi’s mandate retrieval battle, themselves active participants in the seemingly intractable struggle, they write: “the departed Deputy Governor was born in Ado-Ekiti in 1960 and attended both Holy Trinity Grammar School, Ibadan and the Olivet Baptist High School, Oyo, before travelling abroad for further studies. She holds a Master’s Degree in Public Administration and a Barchelor’s degree in Business Administration from the Central State University, Edmond, Oklahoma, United States, where she was three times on the Dean’s Honour’s roll. A Marketing Analyst & Strategist, she started her banking career at First Bank Plc and later worked at both Access Bank and the now defunct Merchant Banking Corporation. In UBA she served as Head, Brand Management & Corporate Affairs and left the industry as Head, Corporate Services Department of Eco bank Transatlantic Inc.

    Of the departed Mrs Olayinka, they further wrote: ‘the late Funmi Adunni Olayinka was a highly personable woman, a mobilising impresario and motivational speaker. So concerned was she that in the man- eat- man phenomenon that Ekiti politics became, she regularly kept in touch with the spouses of those involved in the struggle without the knowledge of their partners. She always encouraged party supporters, assuring them that all would be well as victory would certainly come the way of the ACN. She regularly enjoined Ekiti women to be steadfast in their support for justice as by so doing they were securing the future of their children.”

    Brilliant, prayerful and untiring, she took her courageous single-mindedness into fighting the punishing disease that she had, since 2009, been diagnosed with. She gave it no quarters and did not slow down at work either, always saying it would be unfair to the Ekiti people who entrusted Dr Kayode Fayemi and herself with their mandate to do otherwise.

    Her’s was a life of service. Even as she would not inform family members of her medical travails, lest she put them in unbearable torture, or even earlier death for her aged parents, she had the unstinting empathy and unqualified support of the governor, Dr Kayode Fayemi, and that of her friend, and sister, the First Lady, Erelu Bisi Fayemi. While Erelu gave her unceasing emotional support, severally accompanying her on her medical trips abroad, the Governor ensured that the best oncologists,  anywhere in the world , be it in the U.K, U.S or India, attended to her in search of the elusive cure.

    It has been tears galore all over Ekiti, if not in the entire country, since she passed on. But truth be told, seeing what I have, whether in her Lagos house, in the Famuagun family house, not to mention the indescribable scenes in the Ekiti State House, I dare say her departure could not have been more momentous and glorious, even if she had lived nine lives. Therefore, we must all take heart, accept that God is the all-knowing and infallible one who knows all and has chosen to call her daughter home.

    For our departed darling sister, and Ekiti’s second ranking citizen, therefore, it must be a celebration of life, and with utmost thanks to God Almighty as the Holy Writ has enjoined us to do in all circumstances.

    Mrs Olayinka touched lives, and was an integral part of what the state Governor, Dr  Fayemi, calls his Collective Rescue Mission. What remains for us to do is pray for her sweet repose at the feet of our Lord Jesus Christ and to grant eternal grace on all she left behind, especially her aged parents, her husband and her young daughters .

    At a time like this too, we must all remember Ekiti State in our corporate and individual prayers and ask that the Almighty God continues to guard, and guide our Governor and his family. We must specifically ask God to continue to uphold and renew him so that he will neither fail nor falter in his determined effort to uplift Ekiti.

    Adieu, our adorable, totally committed Moremi, a name Ekiti people had long given her in sheer admiration of her service and commitment, ala an earlier Moremi, whose votive sacrifice saved her Ile-Ife Yoruba ethnic group from annihilation by the invading Baribas.

    Adieu, dear Funmi, rest at the feet of your Lord and Master, our Lord Jesus Christ, till we meet to part no more.

    Concluding, it is heartwarming, indeed gratifying, that with regards to the departed Deputy Governor,  Governor Biodun Oyebanji has taken off exactly where his predecessor left.

    In her memory and honour, the state government, in a statement by the wife of the governor, Dr Olayemi Oyebanji,  has declared free breasts and cervical cancer testing .

    Dr. Oyebanji described cancer as a devastating illness, “to reduce whose prevalence and virulence, there was need for every stakeholder to raise awareness about its causes, symptoms, and treatment, adding that cancer is not a death sentence but that early detection remained key to successful treatment”.

  • The immediate task before the president – elect

    The immediate task before the president – elect

    Although it will be extremely difficult for President Buhari’s spokespersons Femi Adesina and Garba Shehu to admit it, given the way the former adroitly argued to the contrary on television  this past week, Nigeria is in far dire straits than it was when their principal took office about eight years ago. Granted too, that by 2015, PDP’s 16 – year stranglehold  had left  Nigeria almost completely axyphisiated, its social fabric was certainly not as riven down the middle as it is today. Yes, the Nigerian economy was on its tetters – what with  corruption having become systemic and  insecurity ravaging every part of the country, especially  the Northeast where many Local Government Areas were under the  direct control of Boko Haram elements, there was, of course, still a lot to be said, unlike now, for inter -ethnic harmony within the country. Unfortunately, all that has since been shattered. The roiling pre, and post 2023 election crisis, which is presently corroding Nigeria, has merely exacerbated a Nigerian diversity that was  so poorly managed by the outgoing government of President Muhammadu Buhari, that it  came as no surprise  when the president recently pleaded that he be forgiven whatever mistakes he must have made.

    And mistakes, deliberate or otherwise, he made galore.

    But expatiating on those is not the essence of this piece. Rather, its purpose is to let the President – Elect, Ashiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, know that he already has his job cut out, and he must properly gauge where to begin. Surprising as it may sound, it is not about dealing with our lacerating economic and terrible security circumstances, bad as they are because, as the saying goes, you cannot put something on nothing. Therefore, bad as our macro- economic circumstances are, the incoming administration must, first of all, spare a thought for ameliorating our present inter- ethnic realities which were terribly aggravated by the recent elections. Unfortunately, Obidients’ recklessness and immaturity, especially their unabashed rudeness on social  Media  had, in turn, provoked a slew of reprisals which further worsened things. The result is that  while Nigeria’s challenges before now were about our poor economy, insecurity and corruption, today inter personal, as well as inter – ethnic relations, have so plummeted that the President – Elect, a man well known for his generosity of heart, must use all the channels at his disposal to calm the waters across board to allow him deliver on his promise of a renewed hope for Nigerians.

    To do otherwise will tantamount to pouring water on the back of a duck and, no matter how well meaning he may be, it will be difficult to see his good works germinate as fast as they should.  Without a scintilla of doubt, no Nigerian politician, dead or alive, can rival the President – Elect in the manner and rapidity with which he reconciles with his estranged associates. It is that ability and tact he must quickly bring to bear on our extant circumstances even while some will call it needless appeasement and the unwise will see it as a sign of weakness. For me, underlying this plea is the fact that he will need the support of every inch of the country to make him the exemplar Head of state we all know he could be.

    Therefore, while we eagerly await  his financial wizardry (which earned him the post of Treasurer in one of the world’s biggest Oil companies, even at a much younger age) to impact our economy, especially our deranged foreign exchange management about which both the World Bank and the IMF have severally, futilely advised the CBN.

    The area where Nigeria immediately needs his God given talents the most now, will be for him to start the process of fundamentally re- engineering our social relations which the last eight years did everything to put asunder.

    And this must go far beyond politics; it must engage directly with the Nigerian people. This, infact, is where President- Elect Ashiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu should begin, not minding the enormity of our challenges of insecurity, corruption and the lagging economy. Our inter- personal and inter – ethnic relations have already reached its nadir that doing as is being suggested will result in building bridges afresh and engendering mutual confidence amongst the various segments of our country. As Nigeria stands today, things are so bad a mere spec, God forbid, can incinerate it.

    Good enough the President – Elect has friends, associates and tentacles all over the country; the result of his 30 – year possitive, and productive, sojourn on the Nigerian political firmament. A man of great tact and intellect, he should, therefore, be able to easily reach out to any part of the country. Nigerians should, indeed, see his coming as a timely divine provenance as he is a man for the moment, who should be a healing balm for our sundry ailments.

    And I trust him to fit the bill.

    As indicated earlier, Ashiwaju may choose to do this reconciliation completely behind the shadows, far  from the klieg lights, especially given some of our unreflecting youth who may see such conciliatory efforts as a sign of weakness which will, however, mean that they do not know the man at all.

    Such an effort may very well have a spin off on our rampaging insecurity as those financing it – those who for ethnic considerations, A-G Malami refused to take to court despite all his promises – may see reason to stop their nefarious activities against Nigeria’s well being.

    A starting point in this reconciliatory effort, therefore, should be how he moderates the ongoing discussion on the leadership of the National Assembly. It is one area where he can definitively put the right foot forward as a signpost to the future.

    There is currently a trending WhatsApp post which summarises the mood of the moment.

    Ascribed, rightly or wrongly, to Joe Igbokwe, the Special Adviser to the Lagos State governor on Drainages, it goes thus( slightly edited for grammar):

    “In 1979, the Southwest voted against Alhaji Shehu Shagari in the Presidential Election of that year. He won and the Southwest leader, Chief Obafemi Awolowo, quietly  went into opposition with dignity, not begging for fairness and equity.

    But what did the Southeast do?

    They entered into a deal with President Shagari’s party, and were rewarded with the Speakership of the House of Representatives.

    The following leadership emerged:

    President, Shehu Shagari – Sokoto State.

    Vice President, Alex Ekwueme – Anambra State.

    Senate President, Joseph Wayas- Cross River State.

    Speaker, House of Representatives,  Edwin Ume-Ezeoke – Anambra State.

    The Southwest, under Awo’s leadership, proudly went into opposition, thus accepting, with dignity, the consequence of their political choice”.

    Nobody described Igbos  then as greedy, or called betrayers”.

    Yes, it will be correct to say that what goes round  comes round but that should now be seen as ancient history, and not good enough for the new Nigeria the President – Elect  should be aiming at.

    Yes, electoral choice has consequences but if, at the most difficult of times, going into the APC presidential primaries, patriotic Northern APC governors could stick out their neck and opt for a Southern presidential candidate, the President – Elect cannot afford to demonstrate less fairness in the choice of who  emerges the National Assembly leader.

    It is common knowledge that Nigeria has traditionally rested on the North,  West -East tripod. Therefore, since both the West, and the North, have already produced the incoming President and Vice- President respectively, the next logical, fair and equitable thing to do, for peace to reign supreme in the country, is for the Senate President to be zoned to the SouthEast so that the geo- political zone will also  be represented at the highest echelons of an arm of government.

    This, incidentally, is also the very wise standpoint of Southwest senators who appreciate  that  what the country needs in its affairs as we commence the Tinubu era is fairness and equity.

    By doing this, nobody is suggesting that we would, therefore, be seeing  a sea change in the political preferences of the Southeast, but the Igbo people would see that they too are an integral part of this country and that they are not hated as some characters would want the world to believe.

    AS HRM OBA JACOB BOLUWADE ADEBIYI(JP) THE ALARE OF ARE – EKITI CLOCKS A QUARTER CENTURY ON THE THRONE OF HIS FATHERS

    All feet led to my serene and beautiful natal town of ARE – EKITI, this past Saturday, 29 April, 2023, as the entire town, on behalf of our delectable, modernising and highly impactful Monarch, HRM Oba Jacob Boluwade Adebiyi(JP), Olofinkinmilehin 111, the Alare of Are – Ekiti, hosted the country’s creme de la creme  to his dual birthday and 25th coronation anniversary celebration.

    The only king known to 30 year olds in the town as there was a considerable length of interregnum between him and his immediate predecessor, Kabiyesi, a highly regarded First class member of the Ekiti state Council of Obas,  has seen Are- Ekiti develop phenomenally under his reign.

    Among those present at the event were the Executive Governor of Ekiti State, His Excellency, Abiodun Abayomi Oyebanji, as Special Guest of Honour, the Chairman of the Ekiti state Council of Obas, HRM Oba Gabriel Ayodele Adejuwon, the Onisan of Isan – Ekiti, Alayeluwa Oba (Dr ) Rufus Adeyemo Adejugbe Aladesanmi 111, the Ewi of Ado – Ekiti as the Royal Guest of Honour, while the Chairman of the occasion was Hon Steve Fatoba, member, Federal House of Representatives, Abuja.

    Kabiyesi it is our collective prayer to OLODUMARE that as you continue to age gracefully, the Almighty God will continue to keep our people under His canopy of peace as the town continues its developmental trajectory.

    So shall it be in the mighty name of Jesus.

    Amen.

    Kabiyesi iru kere a dokini.

    Ase Edumare.

    Happy birthday and many Happy returns.

  • Of Labour Party’s multi-dimensional travails lying is the worst

    Of Labour Party’s multi-dimensional travails lying is the worst

    The expression: “the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree”, often used to describe how children tend to inherit the characteristics of their parents, will be most appropriate in describing what the Labour party has become since Peter Obi  assumed its leadership.  So comprehensively does he now epitomize it that his chief critic, Reno Omokri, could only this past week, opine that “he  has taken the party from zero to hero in less than one year”. Unfortunately, however,  that has not been for salutary purposes because he equally transfered to the party, his lying dexterity. The manner in which he goes everywhere, crying about his stolen mandate, it is important that we examine this dexterity to some extent. This piece will do that and show how Mr Obi has been lying to cover his tracks. He has severally pleaded ‘ignorance’ in trying to avoid responsibility for his many legal infractions, forgetting, as they say, that ignorance is no defence in Law.

    Reporting on his ‘opaque and illegal activities’ which are now covered in what has come to be known, the world over, as the Pandora Papers, PREMIUM TIMES exposed Mr. Obi’s secret businesses and how he broke Nigeria’s law in at least three ways: “One, that he continued to hold his position as a director of NEXT International (UK) Limited, 14 months after becoming the governor of Anambra State in contravention of Section Six of the Code of Conduct Bureau and Tribunal Act. Two, that he set up complicated layers of secrecy to hide his offshore holdings he did not declare to the Code of Conduct Bureau, thereby breaching Section 11 of the Fifth Schedule of the 1999 Constitution, and, three, that as governor  he was  operating a foreign account in breach of the constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria”.

    He initially deliberately went on a tangent in his response, claiming he was not corrupt  even when Premium Times did not so allege. However,  pressed further by showing him their findings, Obi could no longer hold on to his denials.

    Reported the publication:”he did not deny failure to comply with the law with regards to asset declaration, operation of a foreign account, and directing a private company as a governor. He, however, claimed  that he was ignorant of the law. “I don’t declare what is owned with others. If my family owns something I won’t declare it. I didn’t declare anything I jointly owed with anyone” claimed Obi, contrary to the position of the Constitution, which expressly stipulates the declaration “of all assets, whether jointly or partly owned”. Leaked records will later show that Obi is the sole, ultimate beneficial owner of the offshore companies. So he lied by claiming to be a part-owner”, wrote Premium Times.

    Asked by Kadaria Ahmed on a TV programme why he invested $30M of Anambra state funds in a family business, Peter Obi claimed that the company belonged to his parents, and he had no dealings in it after he became a public officer. His words: “I brought International Breweries into Nigeria and as a Governor of a state, they built a greenfield facility in the state and they came to me and said ‘as our partner, as if he is the state, we want you to own 15 per cent of this company’, and I said to them ‘No, right now, I am the Governor of a state. I know the future of this brewery, and I want the state to own 10 per cent and since I’m no longer involved in the company, they can own five per cent. I invested several billions in banks, including banks where I have shares. I was investing for the future of the state; it doesn’t matter whether I have shares or not. If I have the opportunity of building the future of the state, wouldn’t I have done that?”

    Words, words, mere empty words.

    A consumate dissembler, Obi had also claimed that he left N75B cash for Governor Willie Obiano, his successor. This is what Sahara Reporters on that:”One of the State officials told SaharaReporters that, while some interests had seen fit to spread the misleading information that Mr. Obi handed over N75 billion in cash, the same people failed to tell the public that the former governor left his successor the financial burden of finding money to pay for N185 billion for contracts awarded by him, some of them in the very last hours of his tenure.” The official  further stated that Mr. Obiano’s administration had already paid N35 billion on projects inherited from Mr. Obi”.

    Governor, Charles Soludo who succeeded Obiano would later say, concerning Obi’s ‘investments’ that “the purported investment by Peter Obi, is worth next to nothing”, adding “I think there was something I read about somebody speculating about whatever investment. With what I’ve seen today, the value of those investments is worth next to nothing”.

    That is the cash and the investments Obi will not allow Anambrarians rest about.

    With the above as premise for our thesis, let us now quit ancient history, and talk about Peter Obi and the 2023 Presidential election in which he placed a distant third, beaten with over 2.5 million votes by the winner, but will yet give Nigerians no breathing space over his so-called stolen mandate.

    In the meantime, while his Obidients are making a nuisance of themselves, singing about a ‘stolen mandate’, he is at the tribunal but without a semblance of a table showing the votes with which he defeated the second placed Atiku Abubakar, not to talk of the winner. Rather than perambulate, let us simply do a contextual analysis of one of the Obidients’ Press Releases, to show what a pack of liars they are; all in the make of their Patron Saint Peter Gregory Obi. We present as sample, a Press Release signed on behalf of the Labour party by the duo of  Diran Onifade and one Dr Yunusa Tanko.

    Titled “APC’s Endless Subterfuge Must Stop”, it reads as follows, with my comments in bracket:

    “It appears the All Progressives Congress’ desperation to grab and retain power by foul means has refused to go away more than a month after they have grabbed the election as they planned. – (Here Obidients talk of ‘desperation to grab and retain power’, but without showing how).

    “While we are toeing the constitutional path to retrieve our mandate, those who have truncated the wishes of the majority of Nigerians have recoursed to mischief and endless subterfuge to continue to hold on to what they know does not belong to them”.

    (The Obidients are here claiming that they are toeing constitutional path to retrieve their mandate. (Since when did going the rounds of Arise and Channel’s television stations to have Obi’s lies given a life, or their resort to incomparable rudeness on social media, transmogrify to constitutional means of retrieving a non-existent mandate?).

    “From the show of shame in Port Harcourt to the drama in the Ibom Air aircraft, both of which they contrived, they have now moved to the circulation of a deep fake audio file aimed at promoting religious tension in the country. (Nigerians must thank God it didn’t occur to them to hijack the Ibom aeroplane or endanger the passengers more than their man did that day. Now they are talking of  a deep fake audo file when Nigerians are still salivating over the discussion between a thoroughly obsequious “ Yes Daddy” wannabe president and one of his many Rasputins. Nigerians: just imagine that man for your president!).

    “All these are meant to serve no other purpose than egregious mischief aimed at demarketing Peter Obi.  If the goal is to create a credibility problem, the ploy has failed woefully. Peter Obi has long been on record as the only presidential candidate who has urged the Nigerians electorate not to vote for him on the basis of religion or tribe”.

    (Without a doubt, these ones can  attempt to lie to the dead. Where is that Nigerian who does not know that Peter Obi weaponised religion and ethnicity in his campaigns; the only reason he was able to get a quarter votes in 16 states?)

    “ We will therefore like to advise our beloved Nigerian people to remain focused on the task to take back the mandate we know was freely given to Peter Obi and Datti Baba-Ahmed through legitimate means.That is more important than to expect  those who ran election on forged credentials and even fake Bishops to stop faking. They cannot stop being fraudulent because that is who they are”.

    (It will be a colossal shame if Obidients do not yet know that Nigerians have already realised that Peter Obi is nothing but an archetypical Igbo trader, in suit.

    That was the reason those who voted Labour in millions at the Presidential election, North and South of Nigeria, simply deserted both him and his party in droves in all the subsequent elections. Not even in Anambra state where he was governor for 8 years could Labour win majority of seats in the state legislative election. Nigerians have equally seen that he is merely window dressing; going to the tribunal where all he is seeking would best be described as mere academic reliefs for which the court has neither the locus nor the time to grant. The situation is worsened by the fact that he showed no factual basis for his claim of winning the election. There is no table showing he votes collated by his agents as against those collated by INEC. He can neither plead what was not front – loaded, nor can the court go on a voyage of discovery to grant him what he did not ask for.

    Add to that, the fact that Peter Obi was not  even a candidate known to law in the 2023 Presidential election as he was not a Labour party member but that of the PDP as at the date he claimed to have emerged Labour party’s presidential candidate.

    As things stand today, Peter Obi should honourably withdraw his case at the tribunal to enable him have quality time for the mother of all cases waiting for him in the United Kingdom.

  • These incorrigible  narcissists

    These incorrigible narcissists

    “The open letter from Chimamanda Adichie to US President Joe Biden is ill-advised and fraught with self-contradiction.  Nothing in her long, windy story reflects that she took time off to observe the elections. When she is not relying on one relative here, she is citing one cousin there.  And pray, since she lives in America, Nigeria must be subordinated to that country?  She just deceived herself, possibly addressing issues as she did in the land conflict between Abba, her hometown and their Ukpo big neighbours. There is so little any single person can do from the armchair, armed with only a pretty face and pretty prose without a grasp of the Nigerian Electoral Process, let alone its polity and attendant complications. There are really no specifics in that letter that relates to issues that can invalidate an election within Nigerian statutes.  So, if it is outside Nigerian statute, what is the big idea? Biden should evoke American values and laws and issue instructions to their ‘colony?

    That is far-fetched!”- Okelo Madukaife.

    Writing about them recently, the Obidients, that is, Mohammed Adamu  said in ‘Dirty’ Datti:

    “The first unwritten rule of the ‘Obidient Movement’ is “Never to admit a wrong or  own up to a mistake”.

    While that should sum them up perfectly, the fact  of they being narcissists, first and foremost, should better explain who they really are, and show abundantly, why we should all thank God that Nigerians dodged the bullet of having Mr Peter Obi,  as their President and Head of state, come May 29, 2023.

    The column will today assume a teaching curve but not with puny me as the teacher. Rather, we would have for our teacher, a highly regarded Medico in the person of Dany Paul Baby who, as recently as 4 March, 2022  treated the disease known as Narcissism, at some great length in: 2022 WebMD, LLCwhen he wrote as follows:

    What is narcissism?

    “Simply put, Narcissism is the tendency to think very highly of yourself and to have little or no regard for others.

    A narcissist is selfish, vain, and a glutton for attention.

    When does narcissism become a problem?

    Experts might say it’s when those traits start to hurt your relationships and distort your sense of self. Extreme narcissism can cross over to a mental illness called narcissistic personality disorder. Your life revolves around your need for approval. You don’t understand or care about others’ feelings. You’re convinced you’re special, and you need others to acknowledge it.

    Mirror, Mirror

    The word narcissism comes from a mythical Greek youth who couldn’t pull himself away from his own reflection. Narcissus was beautiful. Narcissists, on the other hand, don’t have to be beautiful to believe they are. They’re convinced that they’re superior, even when it’s not the reality.

    Endless Hunger For Praise.

    That’s what a narcissist wants from you. All the time. Their appetite for it is unlimited. And it goes in only one direction, so don’t expect any in return. And if that constant stream of flattery and admiration stops even for a second, they can turn hostile or aggressive very quickly.

    They Don’t Care

    Really, they don’t. Other people’s feelings aren’t on a narcissist’s radar. They usually never grow any empathy. They see you as a tool to get what they want, or an obstacle in their way. Sometimes, they don’t mean to be insensitive. They’re simply blind to how they affect you.

    They’re Bullies

    A narcissist’s puffed-up self-image often masks a fear that they don’t measure up. When someone punctures their ego or insults them, narcissists can lash out. They demean, belittle, and intimidate. Many studies have linked narcissism with higher levels of aggression and violence.

    Romance With a Narcissist

    You might not see the red flags at first. Narcissists are often charming and popular. But over time, they may become cold, manipulative, and cruel. And they are often unfaithful, always on the lookout for a more impressive or better-looking partner.

    Like Attracts Like?

    You’d think narcissists would favor partners who feed their egos or who put up with their insensitivity. But that’s usually not the case. Narcissists hook up with all personality types. Still, they’re a bit more likely to end up in a relationship with another narcissist.

    Narcissists as Co-Workers

    They make good first impressions and excel in job interviews. But they can be lousy hires. Narcissists overestimate their own skills and put yours down. They’ll do whatever it takes to impress. They’ll barge into private conversations, give unwanted advice, and shamelessly steal ideas. They’re also rated worse by the employees they manage, except by those who are narcissists themselves.

    If Your Partner Is a Narcissist

    They may lull you with grand dreams when life is good. But when the fantasy pops, you may become the root of all their problems. Don’t buy into their distorted picture. It  helps if you:

    Don’t make excuses for them when they lie or hurt others.

    Realize they will do the same to you.

    Focus on your own dreams and goals.

    How to Handle a Narcissist

    Set boundaries. Decide where your limit is. Stick to it even as they try to punish, charm, or bully you.

    Criticize gently. They may get angry if you threaten their self-image. Focus on how their behavior makes you feel rather than on their intentions.

    Walk away if they become angry. Try again when they’re calm.

    Don’t argue. They probably won’t hear you and may attack your motives.

    Treatment

    Narcissists aren’t keen to get professional help. After all, defensiveness is one of their hallmarks. And there’s no proven treatment. Some experts say talk therapy may help narcissists better understand how their behavior affects others. Some therapists may try more effective treatments meant for conditions with similar traits, like borderline personality disorder”.

    With due regard to space constraint, let us quickly correlate Obidients to this superb offering by Dr Lady.

    Considering himself better than all members of the Labour party, Peter Obi, without the slightest regard to provisions of the extant Electoral Bill, wangled his way into becoming the presidential candidate of the party even when he was not a lawful member.

    That is one of their main problems: excessive self exaggeration.

    Today Peter Obi is being presented to Nigerians, by his Obidients as a Saint and a Knight in a charming armour.

    Not a word of all the serious allegations of drug dealing etc levelled against him by the highly reputable Igbo Association – Igbo Kwenu – nor those in the dastardly open letter titled: You Are Evil, Corrupt – An Open Letter To Peter Obi By Uloka Chukwubuikem October 2, 2022, would you sniff. 

    In  the open letter, Obi was accused of utter lawlessness, including, not once conducting a single Local Government election in Anambra state or accounting for Local Government funds in all of the 8 years he was governor.

    The writer also dealt at length  about how he illegally pulled down the hotel of one Mr Bonaventure Mokwe on spurious charges before adding:”Perhaps I should remind you of your illegal use of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS) in Awkuzu, Anambra State, when you were Governor and gave orders to kill, maim, and use innocent people for human barbecue. We all remember the Ezu and Omambala River massacres that you ordered when you gave outright orders to shoot at sight, the innocent Igbo youths, which was carried out by your man Friday, CSP James Nwafor. To this day, the memory still hurts the families of the over 500 young people murdered in cold blood without any kind of trials or fair hearing, just because you had the executive seal of office”.

    This is the Peter Obi Obidients and several intellectuals of his ethnic stock are doing everything to present to the world as Mr clean.

    Nor do we need mention the exalted place he enjoys in the Pandora papers as well as his investing Anambra state funds in his family business .

    And lest I forget, Chukwubuikem further wrote:”On the same topic of transparency, Sir, it remains a mystery how you became rich and wealthy in dollars because you have refused to disclose to the public your life trajectory while you continue to avoid answering the question as to how you made your money”.

    “Your parents, like most of our parents, were common traders in Onitsha, Anambra State, with no other investment aside from the kiosk at Ose Okwodu. But you became a billionaire out of nowhere and have never explained how”.

    That is the narcissist at work. Not forgetting, of course, the most defining of Obidients’ characteristics, namely, their crass rudeness to just about anybody, especially on their hiding place – the social media – where all manner of illiterates open their mouths to pontificate on all subjects abusing, and painting others, in the most lurid of colours?

    With this correlation made, it becomes very easy to see how a Peter Obi who placed a distant third, whose party couldn’t present candidates for election everywhere in the country, couldnt present enough party agents because there arent enough Igbos to go round, has a lone governor in the entire 36 states  of the Federation, would swear anything claiming that he won the presidential election even if he didnt score 15 percent in any of the NorthWest and the Northeast  and was beaten, overall, by over 2.5M votes.

    Welcome then to Mr Trump of Africa.

  • Yes daddy and his Rasputins

    Yes daddy and his Rasputins

    Daddy, I need you to speak to your people in the South-West and Kwara, the Christians in the South-West and Kwara. This is a RELIGIOUS WAR” – Peter Obi, Labour party Presidential candidate in an alleged telcon with his spiritual ‘Daddy’

    On 26 March, 2023 I wrote as follows in the article ‘Ashiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu Is God Project: The Reason He Remained Unstoppable’:

    “The Almighty God must have had Bola Ahmed Tinubu in mind when He said in 2 Timothy 1:7 that He has “not given us a spirit of fear and timidity, but of power, love, and self-discipline”.

    Twice did Tinubu go, all the way, to the historic city of Abeokuta to, not only  expose the plans of his political enemies, but to also confound, and put them to shame, to make that come true which was said in Psalms 6:9-10:

    “I have heard your cry for help and I have answered your prayer. All your enemies will be discomfited and troubled. They will turn and suddenly leave in shame”.

    All these is why the ever perspicacious Yorubas say:  ‘eni Olorun da ko se fara we’, meaning that a child of God is  beyond comparison.

    What did they not do?

    What evil did they not plan?

    To how many did they not promise the presidency?

    Was it former president Goodluck Jonathan, who they went to woo, even as the decent gentleman – a minority of minorities – was still thanking God for the opportunity  He gave him to rule Nigeria?   Was it the  political neophyte, Godwin Emefiele who, having turned the Central Bank to their play thing,  they didn’t try to foist on Nigeria as if the country is a banana Republic?

    They did not stop there.

    To Senate President Ahmad Lawan they  went, he who Tinubu literally singlehandedly paved his way to high office. But God works in  mysterious ways, his wonders to behold. That happened long after God had used Lawan to partner with House Speaker Femi Gbajabiamila and other well meaning members of the National Assembly to CAST IN STONE, the impossibility of President Muhammadu Buhari  naming a consensus presidential candidate as the  Electoral Law, 2022, has made it mandatory for  every contestant to signify, in writing, his/her acceptance of a consensus agreement.

    By the time those working against Tinubu dropped Lawan’s name like a bomb, claiming that it was a presidential directive, Lawan had, by his own hands, helped in making consensus candidacy an impossibility as they would never have got Tinubu’s agreement on that diabolical plan.

    It could only have been God’s hand at work.”

    On Thursday, 6 April, 2023, Dele Adeoluwa, a former Editor of The Nation on Saturday wrote:

    “This is the political maestro and strategist who won the February 25, 2023 presidential election, but has continued to be derided in a most duplicitous manner. The miraculous way his victory came can only be explained within the context of a man fated by Providence to be king. His victory right from the most tempestuous primary of his party to the main rancorous election is akin to the story of the proverbial elephant, which, like a  bulldozer, uprooted all the barricades erected on his path to stop its advance to the river and dragged them along with it and when it got to the river triumphantly, it did a supple, macho dance atop the barricades-now-turned-path, to the consternation of the foes!”.

    The lesson of these short takes is that:

    God is at work in the Nigeria Project and a thousand Peter Obis and his Obidients with their colony of bishops and pastors, cannot vitiate it. It is, therefore, time these ‘gods of men’  take off their evil hands, shove their dangerous visions and salacious scheming.

    They should find something useful to do.

    It is time these Rasputins realise that not all Nigerians are like their hypnotised captives – aka church members – who have suspended their reasoning faculty because of their thoroughly illogical trust in these pastors, and to whom they preach: “ take back your country” every Sunday, as if the pulpit is a campaign podium.

    They have done enough havoc to the polity and should not turn Nigeria to another LEBANON.

    *RASPUTIN Grigori Yefimovich was the Russian mystic and self-proclaimed holy man who completely took over the life of Russian Emperor,  Nicholas II, and ended up destroying, not only the Tsarist government, but the entire House of Romanov.

    Rasputins in history always come to grief and these troublers of Nigeria will not miss their comeuppance.

  • Hurray! Papa (Hon) Olabode Thomas Babatola is 90

    Hurray! Papa (Hon) Olabode Thomas Babatola is 90

    Winsome, sartorial, and ever elegantly turned out, the Honourable Olabode Babatola recently turned 90.

    God be praised.

    Looking back to the tumultuous 80’s in the politics of Ondo state, a period already captured for history, and posterity, by the inimitable Dare Babarinsa who was then the state correspondent of the Concord newspaper, Pa Babatola has every reason to thank God for his grace upon his life for those were truly hazardous times; doubly so for a very active participant in the politics of the state as a member of the House of Assembly.

    Pa Babatola was born into the MEYOLANU DYNASTY in Efon Alaaye in Ekiti State on 28th March 1935. His  father was PaJoseph Babatola and the mother was Mama Felicia Agbeleye,

    He attended St. Augustine’s College, Akure (now St. Peter’s College) and St. Leo’s College Abeokuta.

    He was appointed the first Bursar of Aquinas College Akure in 1954 and it was from there he proceeded to the United Kingdom in 1958 to further his studies at the Balam and Tooting College of Commerce, London.

    He returned to Nigeria as soon as he   qualified as a chartered secretary and joined the. Federal civil service.

    Given his education, exposure, leadership qualities and  eagerness to serve his people, he joined politics on the the return of politics in 1978/79.

    That was a particularly torrid time in the politics of Ondo state and apart from the orgy of killings which took the lives of patriots like Uncle Olaiya Fagbamigbe and my friend, Hon Alex Adedipe among others, there had been  staggered assassinations like. that of Pa Iluku.

    That period has been elegantly captured by Babarinsa in ‘House Of War’.

    As I recently wrote on these pages,

    the book “chronicles the bitter and bloody struggle for political power in Nigeria’s Second Republic, especially among the followers of Chief Obafemi Awolowo. It tells the story of the schism in the Awo camp and how rival factions turned against each other in the scramble for office”.

    Happily, Pa Babatola came out of it all completely unscathed.

    In 1985, he joined the Nigerian/ Italian Ceramic Company Limited, Ifon, Ondo state as an Accountant and retired voluntarily as General Manager in 1992.

    A highly regarded elder and community leader, Pa Babatola, even at his age, will not miss a Sunday service in his church.

    He is happily married and is blessed with children, grand children and great grandchildren.

    Happy birthday Sir. Many Happy returns of your day.

    Ajinde ara a ma je nyin loruko Jesu.

    Amin.

  • The Peter Obi revolution that atrophied midway

    The Peter Obi revolution that atrophied midway

    According to Section 77 (2&3) of the Electoral Act 2022, Peter Obi is not a member of the Labour party. As a result, he is not qualified to contest the February 25, 2023 presidential election on behalf of the party. Section 77 (2) says every political party must have/maintain a register of its .members in soft and hard copy.

    77(3) says each party SHALL MAKE THAT REGISTER AVAILABLE TO INEC NOT LATER THAN 30 DAYS BEFORE THE DATE FIXED FOR ITS PRIMARIES, CONGRESSES OR CONVENTION. 

    PDP screened its presidential candidates on April 29th, 2022. Peter Obi participated in the screening and was cleared to contest. He even displayed his provisional clearance on social media.

    He resigned from PDP on Thursday May 26th, 2022 and joined the Labour party the following day, that is, on May 27th, 2022.

    Labour party conducted its presidential primary on May 30th, 2022 and produced Obi after Professor Pat Utomi’s voluntary withdrawal.

    According to section 77(3), quoted above, Labour party must have submitted its comprehensive register of members to INEC 30 days before its presidential primary.

    By calculation, 30 days to May 30th, 2022 was April 30, 2022. (But) As at April 30th, 2022 when labour party submitted its party register to INEC, Peter Obi was a member of PDP meaning that his name could not have, simultaneously, been in the Labour party’s comprehensive register submitted to INEC.

    The questions that then arise are:

    Can a person who is not a valid member of a political party contest as its presidential candidate?

    Can a political party nominate a non member as its candidate in the presidential election?”

    The Presidential Election tribunal will see interesting fireworks in the days ahead – Ebun-Olu Adegboruwa (SAN) in ‘PETER  OBI IS NOT THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE OF LP’.

    Unknown to most Nigerians whilst the Labour Party was aggressively weaponising  ethnicity and religion as its dual path to the presidency, it was nothing but a house built on sand, and  certain to collapse, sooner or later.

    For that, and some other reasons, it should not be a surprise to Nigerians that ‘Obidientism’, as revolution, like the Russian 1905 Leaderless Revolution before it, will finally die unsung, albeit, after its loud, boisterous and riotous beginning especially in pentecostal churches where Peter Obi became a constant, and on the  social media, where its adherents, the Obidients, were spewing insults like insults were going out of usage.

    Nigerians have, since after the governorship and state legislative elections, began to ask the following questions:

    What became of Peter Obi who, after shining like a thousand stars at the presidential election, suddenly went limb at the governorship and state legislative elections?

    What of the noisy clan of the Obi-Media Inc?

    Where are the whining television anchors who did nothing besides excoriating APC, and its presidential candidate, as if that was the way to harvest votes for the 62- year old man they were doing everything to re-package like he was 40 something?

    Who would have believed this is a guy who ended a 2- term governorship almost  a decade ago with his name emblazoned in the PANDORA PAPERS?

    Every minute you watch them, you’d see them pink- eyed, like they were about going lachrymose. There is, indeed, the one with the permanent scowl, always presenting like he was lecturing Nigerians.

    So what do they do now, having been proven to be more royal than the king? 

    So involved and trenchant were they, you would readily know they were at a commissioned job.

    What a helluva, but friuitlesss, job they ended up doing.

    And we ask: what became of their exertions, daily having for guests, only those they know shared their jaundiced perspectives? Indeed, Nigerians have it on Governor Wike’s word that they once had as guest, somebody who kidnapped the wife of a Southsouth monarch. You only just have to share their views.

    It was that bad.

    There were also those ones on WhatsApp platforms who suddenly became emergency medical practitioners, forever diagnosing all manner of morbidities.

    I personally shared two platforms with some of these individuals and, honest to God, they could make you puke. Thanks be to God, I have long made the undertaking that I was not going to lose a single friend on account of any politician, qua politician. But that did take an effort because you read them, sometimes, and you’d wonder if logical thinking has not been banned.

    Indeed on one of the platforms, we are already asking if the gentlemen had since gone on exile, ahead of the big PDP chieftain who owns the patent to voluntary emigration,  in case  a particular individual gets elected president.

    I digress.

    So what became of Mr Peter Obi’s popularity after the presidential election in which he shone so brightly. That was, of course, before the final debacle of a third place, despite the deluge of opinion polls which had him as the unmatchable winner?

    I am, of course, not unaware of the fact that failure is an orphan. But exactly what happened after that incredible Tsunami: from Lagos to Makurdi, Nasarawa to Jos, Benin to Asaba etc, sending many a sitting governor scampering? Need we talk about Lagos, the epicentre of gun – ho Pentecostalism where group nativity also thrumped common sense, to eventuate in what Nigerians would soon know was no win at all.

     You won’t believe this, but there is already a trending WhatsApp video   showing some happy – go lucky   youths hoisting the IPOB FLAG at, of all places, ALAUSA, the Lagos state capital.

    You can then begin to imagine from that incident, what remarkable re-engineering Lagos, if not the entire adjoining Southwest, would have seen, were our half brother to have repeated the Obi ‘miracle’ in the state.

    Talking about a miracle reminds me of an interesting WhatsApp post I saw during the giddy days of a supposed Labour party victory in Lagos. It is most unlikely that the very reliable, LindaIkejiblog to which it was allegedly credited would have pulled it down, being so very popular.

    It reads as follows:

    LindaIkejiblog Official INEC Result for Amuwo Odofin LGA in the Presidential election. Whoever shared it commented as follows:

    “Amuwo Odofin!!!

    Please check the number of Regisrered Voters -322,600 and the number of Accredited Voters 57, 530.

    Add Obi’s 55, 547 to Tinubu’s 13, 318! Don’t even bother with the rest! We are beginning to see how Obi “won” Lagos.

    I actually bothered with the rest, did the addition of all party votes, and the following is what I got:

    “Total number of registered voters – 322.600.

    “Total numberof accredited voters – 57,530.

    Votes:

     APC  –  13, 318

     PDP  –  2, 383

     LP   –  55, 547

    Others  –  1, 161

    Total votes cast   –  72, 409

     Reg. voters         –  57,530     

     Over voting       –  14879.

    What does the Election Tribunal do in cases of over voting? It automatically cancels election in the affected place.

    I am not the judiciary but please take away LP’s vote here from the party’s overall tally in Lagos and see whether it still wins in Lagos state.

    This, obviously, cannot be a solitary incident and you then see how hollow Datti Baba- Ahmed’s boast on television last week about how LP won ‘yanfun yanfun’ everywhere in the country is.

    But how hollow, and effete, Peter Obi and the Labour party really are showed up most glaringly in the subsequent elections of 18 March when, apparently, not just the youths, but also the bishops, have abandoned the over – celebrated sinking “Titanic” aka Labour party.

    Even in the Southeast where Mr Obi had scored in the high 90’s in the Presidential election, 4 out of the 5 states gave him a wide berth.  Labour’s sole governorship victory was in Abia. It was worst in Anambra state where Obi was governor for 8 years but all they mostly remember him for were lifeless bodies of some youths flowing on a river.

    No, far be it that am saying he murdered them, but a king in a prosperous era is never forgotten, ditto the obverse.

    Yet they’ve vowed not to let Nigeria rest which reminds you of the child who says her mother would not sleep.

    Worse defeat is certain to befall the Labour party in future unless it finds a creative way of exorcising Mr Obi from its midst.

    For one, he is too much of a tribalist to lead a Pan – Nigerian political party.

    As governor of a state in the absolutely enterprising Southeast region where Nigerians from every part can flourish he, allegedly, not only banished Hausa traders, he discriminated between Catholics and Anglicans, as well as sent home to their respective Igbo states, all non – Anambrarian public servants.

    What leader does that?

    Less than a week to the Presidential election of 18 February, the council of state Chairmen of the party came out publicly to announce that the party couldn’t win any election, citing his clanishness.

    Many may not know it now, but Nigerians will, in future, celebrate his, and his party’s rejection at the polls.

    As a friend of mine put it “he weaponised religion, especially the anger over same faith ticket as well as the frustration of the Nigerian youths”.

    Worse, however, is that he also brought on board, as his Vice Presidential candidate, a Datti Baba – Ahmed who is likely to be far worse than him, judging by what he demonstrated on a TV station this past week.

    My friend, who also watched him, described his performance as follows:

    “I was appalled at the sheer depravity of his encounter on TV- the tone, dimension, elixirs etc were scenes from a horror film. He turned the interaction into a call for anarchy, military takeover and a liquidation of the Nigerian state. All because he lost an election.

    And concerning the anchor who watched on sheepishly as Baba – Ahmed ranted, he wrote: “he watched with utter helplessness, bewilderment and even confusion, as his guest turned the station to a platform for anarchists, fascists and demagogues. His inability to call him to order reflects very badly on him as a trained journalist”.

    Nigerians will, in future, have every cause to thank God for sending the duo back wherever they came from.

    In the meantime, they’ve gone to the Election Tribunal merely to further humor their pastor backers and their dear Obidients, as well as, but most unfortunately, the elders who, by endorsing him, called their own judgment to question.

  • Godwin Emefiele: Not until I have been disgraced

    Godwin Emefiele: Not until I have been disgraced

    And lastly, ‘Obimedia’ should stop their unpatriotic attempt to undermine the integrity of an election many honest Nigerians including President Buhari believe may turn out to be one of the most credible elections since 1999, won  ‘round and square’ by Asiwaju Bola Tinubu.  This was an election where President Buhari lost his state, the President-elect, his Lagos stronghold and the ruling party losing half of the 22 states it controlled in the run up to the election – Tunde Oluwajuyitan in: ‘Why Obi cannot impose governor on Lagos’, The Nation -Thursday, 16 March, 2023.

    I was privileged to have been both student and later, staff of the University of Ife, Ile – Ife, when Olawale Gladstone Emmanuel Rotimi Esq, best known as Ola Rotimi (13 April 1938 – 18 August 2000), one of Nigeria’s leading playwrights, and theatre directors dominated, and popularised, theatre in the Source (i e Ile – Ife).

    In one of his plays, the Tortoise, a slow, ugly and absolutely crafty character, was seen preparing to go on a journey and was asked if he must. If you must, when will you return, they asked.” Without the slightest shame, he retorted: “Not until I am disgraced”.

    As Lasisi Olagunju once put it, “the Tortoise is that character who fights on both sides, plunging the world around him into needless wars and anguish. Seeing himself as a charmer who cannot fail, he was without any moderation in consumption or in his assumptions.” 

    He did not care a hoot.

    The Tortoise story is analogous to that of Nigeria’s CBN Governor, Godwin Emefiele, especially in his, presumably,  last war on Nigerians, that is, his hairbrained currency re- design and swap policy which, as usual, has spectacularly failed, turning millions of Nigerians to worse than beggars, where they were not dying in banks, queueing to get paid as little as N5000.

    However, concerning the ‘currency confiscation’ policy, it is President Mohammadu Buhari I pity the most.

    Readers of this column, especially during his first two years in office, would remember how much I eulogised him. Even though I later reconsidered my position, I now earnestly wish he had left office, even a single day, before Emefiele, and his co- conspirators, inflicted this currency deluge on Nigerians.

    Who exactly did Garba Shehu think he was deceiving when he issued his meaningless story about the President not directing Emefiele and Malami to flout the Supreme Court judgment? Nigerians know that President Buhari is not heard of hearing but can we also say that he never one day saw, even on television, the thousands of Nigerians milling round empty ATMS, from morning till evening, in those bank branches that still managed to remain open? He was not even bothered that those children of perdition, those God forsaken Boko Haram elements could have decided to vent their own anger on these hapless Nigerians, many of who hadn’t eaten for days as his government has socialised anger and anguish all over the country.

    If President Buhari could give a national broadcast to vary the Supreme Court decision, what stopped him from quietly directing his arrogant and intransigent officials to comply with the decision of the highest court of the land?

    As I wrote earlier, I sincerely wish, for purposes of historical reckoning, that he had finished his tenure a day earlier than the Emefiele   mala fide because, truth be told, President Buhari was in the process of regaining something of his old aura amongst Nigerians. But as things now stand, generalised hunger, anger and utter delusion have wiped off all that sentiment.  

    Talk of his huge infrastructural achievements now and Nigerians are more likely to point to the unprecedented national debt, mention the railways, in particular, and you are likely to find many tell you they dare not risk their lives etc. 

    Nigerians have just seen, in action, the most inefficient duo of an Attorney – General and CBN governor ever.  

    Only last week the defence in the P/ID 11B dollar arbitration case in London, raised serious issues of incompetence against the Attorney- General just as It will now take a new Attorney – General, properly so called, to let Nigerians know what and what have been sold, and for how much, of the humongous EFCC’s legal seizures. 

    The least said about the longest serving, absolutely incompetent CBN Governor the better. Having been  serving  his real bosses much better than he serves Nigeria, they were even prepared to make him President over us so he could cook more of his failed programmes, an example being his much publicised ‘rice pyramids’ which evaporated as soon as his presidential dream collapsed.

    Under him, the CBN had multi – dollar exchange rates which benefitted importers of toothpicks more than industrialists as well as facilitated round tripping.

    Not even the World Bank or the IMF could rein him in.

    For instance, the International Monetary Fund’s Staff Concluding Statement on the 2022 Article IV Mission to Nigeria read as follows:”The mission reiterated its past recommendations to move towards a unified and market-clearing exchange rate by dismantling the various exchange rate windows at the CBN, accompanied by clarity on exchange rate policy and supportive fiscal and monetary policies. In the medium term, the CBN should step back from its role as main FX intermediator, limiting interventions to smoothing market volatility.” It also urged the apex bank to allow deposit money banks determine FX buy-sell rates, in collaboration with the apex bank, which earlier this year announced a plan to stop selling forex to banks. 

    Both institutions further

     warned that an unsteady exchange rate regime is one of the numerous factors fueling devaluation, hindering much-needed capital inflow, encouraging outflows and constraining private sector investment in Nigeria. They noted that an end to his crooked forex policy would help increase  revenues, thus solving a major Nigerian fiscal challenge.

    But all these meant nothing to our highly political CBN governor whose friends,

     benefitting from the hopelessly skewed forex policy, din’t want it to  end, thus leaving a country struggling for forex inflow,  selling the limited amount it has at dubious rates. 

    But Mr emefiele has become so powerful he took a lawyer to argue his case that he could stay on his job as CBN Governor and still contest the presidential election.

    You would think Nigeria is a banana Republic.

    Indeed as at the time the two leading world financial institutions were advising him, he was acquiring over a hundred cars for his chimeric presidential election campaign.

    As in the case of the A-G, the incoming administration must make it a point of duty to let Nigerians know who exactly Emefiele really is. 

    For now, he has received his comeuppance, having been thrown under the bus from his presumed olympian heights. 

    Indeed,  if he knows what is good for him, he should simply go and resign, and give public service a wide berth.

  • A trail from the past

    A trail from the past

    WELL, as it happens, other folks, even outside Nigeria, were taking their own notes on Nigeria’s democracy question — the ECOWAS for example.  In deciding to canonize Buhari as the sub-region’s hero of democracy, they struck a hard blow for honours well earned against honours self-conferred.

    In the Olusegun Obasanjo Presidential Library (OOPL) Abeokuta, Obasanjo set up a laundromat to burnish his democracy lies, aside from show-casing candies he gamed from the system — the OOPL itself being a product of brazen political corruption, the way a sitting president suborned who-was-who to “donate”.

    Yet, here we are: the ECOWAS body recognising PMB’s yeoman’s effort in democracy and choosing to honour him — not in PMB’s corruptly erected laundromat but in their own West African community house, though based in Abuja, Nigeria.

    In Obasanjo and PMB, you see a stark difference between self-gifted and well-earned honour.” -HARDBALL, The Nation, Thursday, 9 February, 2023.

    How time flies?

    I asked that question three weeks ago on these pages while congratulating my friend, Muyiwa Runsewe, on his 75th birthday.  While that was in reference to five years earlier when he turned 70, I ask the question now in reference to events that happened back in the 80’s, a clear six decades ago, even though in circumstances that were not dissimilar to what we are experiencing in Nigeria today, sans the Emefelian financial disaster that has literally shut down the country’s economy.

    I digress.

    I had just opened my Facebook page this past Wednesday, only to see, quite surprisingly, a comment from my friend of over half a century, the seminal University Librarian, Yakubu Izevbekhai, Yaks, to us his friends. Although we speak occasionally on phone, I cannot remember when last I read from him.

    He was reacting to my last week article titled ‘Lofty Ambititions Kill The Stormbird – Marabouts Nail Atiku And Effectively Killed Off The PDP’, wherein I tried to explain the debacle that befell the party in the 25 February Presidential election, attributing it mostly to Atiku Abubakar’s inscrutable insistence on contesting the election, given the fact that a Fulani, like him, was leaving the office after 8 years, in a country of more than 250 ethnic groups.

    I call that the grandfather of selfishness.

    In that, however, I consider him far less guilty than the unthinking party members, especially the party leadership, which probably fell victim of financial inducement.

    I say that because the likes of Rivers state Governor, Nyesom Wike, his G-5 partners, as well as other rational members of the party leadership, did not hold back in pointing out the folly, and futility, of a Northern candidate attempting to succeed President Buhari.

    My friend took the opportunity of his comment to say some things I believe he must have felt for a long time in the course of our checkered relationship which began, and blossomed at Akure, the Ondo state capital.

    He commented as follows:

    “Congratulations, Femi on your steadfast commitment to a cause you so much believed in. And today that cause has yielded so much dividend that I am proud to have known you over the years as a man of candour and of principle. I do not want to conclude that all your articles in the last few years in support of BAT have won him the presidency. I can say, without any contradiction, however, that your writings and the entire The Nation newspaper’s disposition have in no small way swayed the majority of Nigerians towards the BAT bandwagon. Your tenacity of purpose has been wonderful; your commitment enchanting! I am proud of you. Keep it up, my good friend”.

    The above triggered a million thoughts in me and if you know my friend’s genial tarciturnity, you are bound to be completely bowled over by words like “I have known you over the years as a man of candour and of principle, your tenacity of purpose has been wonderful; (and) your commitment enchanting!”.

    My mind went straight back to the very source of our paths crossing each other’s, and more surprising was the fact that a portion of our time together in the Ondo state capital, uncannily mirrors the political turmoil presently convulsing Nigeria, our sole prayer being that things do not go that much south to warrant being labelled what the inimitable journalist, Dare Babarinsa, called ‘The House of War’ – his fascinating book on the  brutal experience that left life long scars on many, yours truly inclusive.

    A review of the book describes it as follows:

    “House of War is a chronicle of the bitter and bloody struggle for political power in Nigeria’s Second Republic, especially among the followers of the late sage Chief Obafemi Awolowo. This is the story about the schism in the Awo camp and how Awoists turned against one another in the great scramble for political office. The book exposes the politicians’ grand auction of principles and the political intrigues, double dealings, back stabbings, stealing of votes, arson and killings, that characterised the Second Republic, especially during the 1983 elections. It is a relevant book, especially for those who have been following Nigeria’s new attempt to establish a worthwhile democracy since the end of military rule in 1999”.

    So the question arises: when will this so- called giant of Africa get its political bearing? If the eminent statesmen of the

    Abdulsalami Peace Committee are doing everything to stabilise Nigeria, why would former President Olusegun Obasanjo always be working in the opposite direction?

    It cannot be put beyond him that in an election in which the President was defeated in his home state, ditto the President – Elect, and several state governors getting beat, and losing their senate bids, but yet saw Labour party national election winners joyfully receiving their certificates of return to the grinning and admiration of their presidential candidate as we saw in him hugging ireti Kingibe, he is, most probably,  the one inspiring the meaningless court cases we see flying all over the place, just so he can get his interim government, should Peter Obi, his annoited, who came a distant third, with an  abysmal number of National Assembly members, not be declared winner.

    And i wonder: is age no longer relevant to wisdom?

    I replied my friend’s comment as follows:

    My dear Yaks.

    What can I say?

    Where do I begin?

    We were absolutely 6/7 and I can never ever forget you coming to wake me up, shouting my name from my gate, on that day of Infamy and Conflagration in Ondo state in August 1983.

    I had slept late the previous night, watching the final collation proceedings on TV until my indefatigable teacher, Prof Banji Akintoye, and my late friend, Aleco – Hon Alex Adedipe of blessed memory – as Papa, Governor Ajasin’s agents, rushed out of FEDECO office when it became clear that NPN was going to rig the governorship election of that year, making nonsense of the humongous work we had done towards the election.

    You had rushed to my house in Ijapo Estate- your house was very near – to inform me that LACO HOUSE   was on fire.

    It was the first I knew that Akure, no Ondo state, was already on fire, being literally completely incinerated and putting all of us, UPN members and activists in jeopardy.

    We can only thank God that we are still on this side of the divide.

    You knew, for a certainty, that I once had a column in The Tribune, when my friend Banji Ogundele was the editor, and that I also wrote a Sunday column for the Sketch when brother Jide Adeleye – God rest him – was editor, just as you cannot forget my column in my friend, the absolutely intrepid, no nonsense Niyi Oniororo’s paper, which was the beginning of wisdom for all Ondo state public servants then.

    I was also occasionally writing articles for news papers like Punch, and the Guardian.

    I write all these now because, God be praised,  you are a living witness to my unwavering consistency to the progressive ideas I hold dear, and from which, as you very kindly attested, I have never deviated nor would, come rain, come shine.

    For 2 whole years, I was writing a column for COMET before the President- Elect bought it over, re-engineered it, and re-named it The Nation.

    This means that, to the glory of God, I have kept my Sunday column in The Nation newspaper since 2006 (17 years) without missing a day.

    GOD BE PRAISED.

    Whoever read me in Niyi Oniororo’s Peoples News in the 80’s, in the Tribune or in Sketch in the ’70’s, (while I was a staff of the University of Ibadan), and reads my column in The Nation now, will not subtract a word from your very kind words.

    I thank you very much Yaks, my inimitable friend, and highly regarded Librarian of several higher institutions, including The Federal Polytechnic, Ado – Ekiti, University of Benin and the Igbinedion University, Okada.

    Please give my regards to your beautiful family.