Category: Niyi Osundare

  • Ode to OD at 80

    Ode to OD at 80

    Great writer of satire

    Who makes the art of writing

    Very easy on the eye

    He never fails to lay bare

    The myriad of quagmire

    In which Nigeria is mired

    We are glad to be wired

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    To the height of calibre

    Of a Born teacher-writer

    Whose template is to laugh-cry

    At a state whose taste for waste

    Is hardly viewed with distaste

    His flair for editorials

    Columns and essays about

    Nigeria’s laissez faire

    Is extraordinaire

    There is palpable despair

    That OD who dares to tread

    Where many fear to lose bread

    Is quitting the thankless grind

    Of writing without an heir

    Apparent or presumptive

    Nigeria’s none the wiser!

  • SNAPSONG 226

    SNAPSONG 226

    Pillow Talk

    Sleep where you like, Beloved
    Upon your wake
    You will find a duet of two bees
    Humming in your reluctant ears

    Let every tree accord you
    A banquet of leaves
    Let the roadside grass send you
    Its warrant of whispers

    Let the morning dew
    Run its probing fingers
    Over the sacredest nook
    In your Temple of Temperance

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    Stir rocking stones
    And rolling rivers
    Provoke peeping petals
    Into a paradise of swaying smiles

    Lush with green laughter
    And manicured musing
    The lawn winks with a beckoning sigh:
    Come you here and I will mattress your music

    Sit or stand
    Bend or bow
    Lend me a place in that divine space
    Between your thinking heart and feeling head

  • The journalist as public intellectual (3)

    The journalist as public intellectual (3)

    (Olatunji Dare as Splendid Exemplum)

    Triumphantly evident here is Dare’s Dickensian bravura: a wickedly humorous deployment of humour through the agency of graphic figuration and hyperbole. Also noticeable here is the use of reinforcement by association: our writer’s evocation of the histrionic gyrations of the late Ray Charles provides a poignant amplification that makes the description of his object both vivid and memorable. Body parts are turned into discursive  tropes;  physical gestures become concrete symbols of inner instability and shifty insincerity. The man in charge of Nigeria‘s gravest political business of the day demonstrated all the traits of a Falstaffian clown. Suspect populism and stentorian histrionics: the NEC boss knew how to play to the gallery. But all this tomfoolery was but a prelude to a tragic drama. When the election which he so vigorously supervised was unaccountably annulled by the military dictator, and the country was thrown into turmoil, the professor’s fustian rhetoric fell into utter silence. The great actor slid into the shadows, and for good ten years, the country kept wondering whether he was dead or alive. The deliberate physicality of Dare’s description above is a pointer to the void within; the loudness of the Professor’s declarations is a foreshadowing of betrayal by his  silence. The highly perceptive writer that he is, Dare knows how to get us to divine the hidden realities of the inner room from the apparent surface of the front door.       

         These stylistic and rhetorical features are what make Olatunji Dare one of Nigeria’s most effective satirists. When a matter is too gross, too ridiculous, or too bizarre for simple expository commentary (and Nigeria is a land of such incredible grotesqueries), the writer combs his rhetorical arsenal for the sharpest satirical weapon.

    In the past three decades, Dare has taught us how to laugh and cry and think. Quite often, ridiculous government policies fall under his satirical hammer: his endless mockery of the ‘gains’ of General Ibrahim Babangida’s Structural Adjustment Policy (SAP); his countless derision of that General’s tortuous transition programme and the ‘debacle’ that was its natural conclusion; his on-going dig at President Goodluck Jonathan’s effete, insincere agricultural policy as evidenced by its fetishization of cassava bread; the recent jab at Mrs. Patience Jonathan, Nigeria’s  First Lady and his tongue-in-cheek ‘modest proposal’ for a ‘Higher Institute of Advanced Studies in Firstladyism,’ (though Satirist Dare forgot to recommend the compulsory consumption of cassava bread as a grand policy in that institute). Over these years, Olatunji Dare has labored to humour Nigerian rulers out of their hubris and Nigerian citizens out of their civic folly. Swiftian in its fierce excoriation and expansive in its Dickensian caricaturism, Dare’s satire is driven by touching patriotism and the need to eradicate the unending cycle of stupidity that lies at the root of Nigeria’s underdevelopment. Only Peter Pan in his politically astute days has jolted Nigeria with satiric barbs so sharp and so remorselessly focused.

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         Hitherto, we have seen Olatunji Dare as reporter, commentator, satirist, and raconteur. But it is in Diary of a Debacle, a series of columns narrating and detailing General Babangida’s convoluted transition programme, 1989 -1994, that we encounter the accomplished journalist as intrepid historian who tracks and records events as they happen, making sure that the future does not forget. In the author’s own words: ‘Written literally under the gun, the columns seemed to capture the tenor and the tempo of the period with greater authenticity than would a reconstruction of the events of the period, however analytical’ (p. viii). And so what we have here is not history as a mere record of past events, but history as narration and representation of present/current events on their way to the hallowed temple of authentic history; history not just as remembered incidents but as happenings witnessed as they unfold; not history as a settled case/story but history as a process. Here then is an accounting that is less vulnerable to memory fracture, a telling which has the power of testimony. All the principal characters in the June 12 epic are here in flesh and blood: Genera Babangida the chief protagonist and M.K.O. Abiola, the man who won Nigeria’s fairest and freest election that should have ushered him into the State House but who ended up in the state prison instead; Professor Humphrey Nwosu who organized the election that his boss, the General annulled; Chief Ernest Shonekan (relentlessly called the ‘quisling’ by Dare),  opportunistic inheritor of Abiola’s mantle; General Sani Abacha who acted out Babangida’s evil script, kicked out the ‘quisling’, and convoked a coven of perfidious politicians with a clear mandate for them to draw up a constitution that would turn him into a life president. There were also minor characters who played the typical twisters to the tale: Justice Bassey Ikpeme, Attorney-General Clement Akpamgbo’s hidden hand, whose midnight ruling aided the derailment of the June 12 election; Chief Arthur Nzeribe whose secretly state-sponsored Association for Better Nigeria (ABN) provided the needed fodder for Ikpeme’s kangaroo court.. . . In limpid prose and astonishing detail, Dare told the story of June 12 in a manner that would forever  make his account the primary source and reference point for the bewildering saga of Babangida’s destructive rulership. In his narrative we encounter full-bloom the uncommon heroism and martyrdom of Chief M.K.O. Abiola whose iku ya j’esin (better death-than-dishonour) resolve is chronically rare among Nigerian politicians.

         The quintessential journalist as public intellectual, Olatunji Dare refused to play barracks professor and the Emperor’s ventriloquist. He saw military rule as a threat to democracy in general, and Nigeria’s military despotism as a sure way to fascism in particular. He sounded the bugle and roused journalism into a call to arms. In so many ways, Nigeria under the June 12 debacle was in a period which needed a paper like The Guardian, and The Guardian was in a state that needed a journalist, leader, and thinker like Olatunji Dare. Under Dare’s watch as Chair of the Editorial Board and Editorial Page Editor, The Guardian rose in staunch defence of liberty, and Dare’s ‘Matters Arising’ column articulated many ‘matters’ that never pleased the military junta. Week after week, Dare provided a blow-by-blow account of the events that lead to the June 12 debacle and its nightmarish unfolding. Week after week, it was to Dare’s column that Nigerians flocked for a detailed, professional, and superbly executed chronicle and analysis of the events in a classic case of journalism-as-history-in-motion and journalism-as-call-to-action. In the city of Ibadan where I live, many of our comrades in the pro-Democracy demonstrations had copies of ‘Matters Arising’ in their hands as we manned the barricades. The military struck back by banning and shutting down The Guardian and hounding its workers into several months of joblessness and hunger. Desperate and dire as these developments were, The Guardian under Dare never capitulated, never wavered, never compromised. This adherence to the best of journalistic practice, this unstinting defence of the democratic space, this inspiring premium on the primacy of the mind and sanctity of the truth, earned Dare a place as one of the most proficient and widely respected professionals in the history of Nigerian journalism. Which was why when The Comet, was established in 1998, it made sure it had Dare in one of its columns; and when eight years later it morphed into The Nation, Dare’s ‘At Home Abroad’ column made every Tuesday a newsstand delight.

         In Olatunji Dare’s writing we encounter a productive marriage of the gravitas of content and the felicity of style. A seasoned, meticulous, well informed thinker and writer with an astonishing memory and power of recall, he is constantly exploring the inner workings of language and trying to get readers to read between the lines. This practice is eloquently articulated in the opening paragraph of ‘From the lexical front’, one of his deceptively playful entries:

    It is language time again. Time to examine the tools of our trade, the medium through which we inform, misinform, or otherwise influence others. (The Guardian, Feb. 19, 1991)  

    Other medium-conscious pieces include ‘A lexical update’ (The Guardian, March 3, 1992); ‘Lexis, Logic, and June 12’ (The Guardian, Oct. 26, 1993); ‘Matters lexical’ (The Guardian, Dec. 7, 1993). In all these instances, we see the journalist as meta-linguistic investigator deeply fascinated by the way we use language and the way language uses us, the slipperiness of the semantic field, the serpents in the jungle of syntax; the double-tongued phonology of the pun; the risky razzmatazz of the rhetorician. As an academic in the newsroom, Dare demonstrates the laconic witticism of a Mark Twain, and is constantly opening the eyes of his readers to the awful snares of Orwellian double-speak. He is aware of the politician’s capacity for using language to kill language: the way he shouts so loud by saying nothing; saying what he does not mean, meaning what he does not say; the dangerous clutter of clichés, the vacuous simplism of slogans; the way language, which is the supreme tool for the expression of our thought could also be manipulated into a tool for preventing us from thinking. Bogey and humbug, mask and scarecrow, language perverted into serving an evil purpose may automatically pervert its users into serving an evil cause. Anyone familiar with Nigeria’s political vocabulary cannot fail to notice the ways in which disingenuous buzzwords, clichés and slogans such as ‘to move the country forward’, ‘in the national interest’, the Nigerian Factor’, ‘federal character’, ‘derivation formula’, ‘appropriate pricing’, sovereign national conference’, ‘just and egalitarian’ etc have been deployed to mean the exact opposite of what they purport. Dare, the keen student of political linguistics, knows that before you lead people by the nose, you must learn to lead them first by the ear or by the eye. Reading Dare is therefore a constant call to vigilance, to the need to hear out the politician but check his facts.

         And how so assiduously he checked his own facts! A trained academic and scholar, Dare knows the value of thorough investigation and tenacious research, and he brings both to bear on his journalistic practice. You cannot read Dare without knowing that this is a writer who has done his homework; one who is adept at separating the factual from the fictional as regards the news and the reporting of it; above all, one who is acutely aware that a writer of consequence is one who has his hands on the present and his eye on the future. Possessing an archival competence and stupendous power of memory and recall, Dare has never failed to astonish his audience with the sheer unassailability of his argument and the factual accuracy of his writing. Which is why quite often, our journalist writes with a lawyer’s fidelity to detail and the finicky faculty of a seasoned surgeon. A teacher and practitioner of journalism as work and vocation, he moves with impressive ease (and sense of purpose) from the theory of the profession to the chastening realities of its practice, thereby reinforcing and enriching the symbiotic relationship between the classroom and the newsstand. In Olatunji Dare we find the best of scholarly journalism and the journalism of the marketplace. Herein lies his special place as an enduring instance of the journalist as public intellectual. 

  • The journalist as public intellectual (2)

    The journalist as public intellectual (2)

    (Olatunji Dare as Splendid Exemplum)

    Name-Dropping becomes the rule of the new discourse: General X, Alhaji Y, Chief Z, Madam F etc, And, of course, the lucky returnee makes sure s/he puts their recent elevation in constant focus by starting or ending every sentence with “When I was in government”. Occasionally, he even subconsciously slips into the royal ‘we’. The returnee becomes a constant feature in the campus seminar/lecture circuit where his colleagues are eager to learn how he made it so high and so big, and how they too can find their way in.

         However, the celebration of the returnee is anything but universal; envy of his/her new status is hardly ever a campus-wide contagion; for there are some campus gatherings and functions they must avoid, some people whose company they have to flee. The story is still told of the not-so triumphal return of one of the Special Advisers to the corrupt, incompetent Shagari government of the Second Republic, who scurried back to the Ivory Tower after the overthrow of that inept regime for a much-needed refuge in his former roost. About a month after his return, he was a featured speaker at a well attended symposium by one of the student organizations on campus. Question time, and student after student asked him what a brilliant and avowedly principled scholar like him was doing in a government so debauched, so visionless; what role did he play in it?; how did his great learning affect the course of events?; how did he manage to feel so blissfully at home in the company of the ‘callous and calculating kleptocrats’ he had always denounced in his lectures and public pronouncements?; did he realize the damage he had done to the image of the intellectual class? One of the students went touchingly ad hominem when he said something to this effect:

    Sir, your presence in this university was one of the main reasons I preferred it to other choices; your discipline influenced the academic course I decided to follow. Ever before I sat in your class, I had nursed the hope of growing up and being like you. I sang your name so much that my colleagues started calling me by it. I never missed any of your newspaper articles; I even kept a file for their cuttings. Then you went and dined with those thieves and robbers. Are you still the no-nonsense scholar we used to know, sir? Now you left me confused. I have lost a mentor. . . .  More chilling barbs followed. More excoriations took control of the air. The chairman of the occasion, achingly embarrassed for the distinguished speaker, tried to hush and pacify, but the thunderous shout of ‘Allow! Allow!’ frustrated his orders as more and more students took turns to vent their anger and disappointment. The returning don tried to smile it all off, but he had a hard time parting his lips. A cold sweat broke out on his brow. He looked in the direction of the chairman with the kind of mortal resignation a punch-drunk boxer regards the referee in a moment of hopeless surrender. He packed up his files and left the hall to the jabbing catcalls and boos of his erstwhile acolytes.

         Returning dons of this kind, many of them ideological apostates, litter the Nigerian intellectual scene. Professors of philosophy who take their ‘philosophising’ to the courtyard of barely literate, bibliophobic military despots, then commit their perverted expertise to the perpetuation of their paymasters’ life-destroying ‘Heritage’ foundations; political science professors who jettison the ‘science’ and peddle the politics to the highest bidders in government quarters; palace pundits and State House griots who expend their talent on putting the most glittering spin on the darkest narratives from ruling circles. Which Nigerian over the age of 40 could have forgotten that bearded historian and famous don under whose watch lexical humbugs such as ‘Bandwagon Effect’, ‘Incumbency Factor’, ‘Grassroots Appeal’ were manufactured by the ever-busy Nigerian Television Authority (NTA) to aid the ruling party’s shameless rigging of the 1983 elections in Nigeria? Which Nigerian could have forgotten the political and socioeconomic chaos that was the consequence of this despicable deceit?

         Perhaps the situation is the way it is in Nigeria because of the curious relationship between the Republic of Knowledge and the Republic of Politics; that is, between the state of the State and the state of Academe. Ideally what should exist between these two is what I would like to call a state of creative tension, of problematic mutuality and imperfect symbiosis. The Republic of Knowledge serves as the breeding ground of ideas and ideals, the Republic of Politics as the crucible of action and implementation. The former generates the theory; the latter pushes it into praxis. But constantly, theory is refined by the actual working of praxis; while praxis is deepened by theory. Of course, these are no two invariably antagonistic poles: a crucial instance of some kind of conjuncture occurs when a denizen of the Republic of Knowledge brings his learning to bear on the Republic of Politics. Again ideally, the academic in power or in a position of power is expected to illuminate his action with the precepts garnered in so many years of learning, with demonstrably positive outcomes on both policy and policy action. In other words, he is expected to ensure that his learning makes a difference.

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         But why have Nigerian intellectuals/academics found it so difficult to make this kind of difference? Why do they end up sinking deeper into the same morass they rail so loudly against while within the campus walls? The answer to these questions will require another essay, but let us just say here that the situation is as it is because the wall separating the two Republics has become dangerously thin in some places and completely broken down in others. The mutual seepage resulting from this breach has polluted the stream of thinking and    action on both sides. The Nigerian government especially under the military brought Academe to its knees. Perceiving it as nothing more than a nest of ‘undue radicals’, it did everything in its power to break its ranks and silence its voice. To ensure its control of every important action on campus, it engineered the appointment of compliant vice chancellors and loaded the governing council with its own men and women. To guarantee the absence of a united front for academics, it proscribed their union at will. With all these manacles in place, it went ahead to impose starvation wages on university workers and made conditions of service so severe that only masochists still found joy in the Ivory Tower. The era of the iconic ‘Poor Professor’ had dawned. Having thus set the campus forest on fire, the military watched as desperate denizens scrambled to flee the conflagration. Some of these socio-economic exiles became sure game in the hands of the military government, the new Professor Bamgbapo’s (as in Wole Soyinka”s Opera Wonyosi) who grovel pathetically before those in power and spread out their diploma for them to walk on. 

         With its antiquated libraries, empty labs, dilapidated classrooms, paltry pay slips, the university campus became progressively inhospitable for living and hostile to learning. Many academics found a solution in two kinds of exile: some fled into political appointments, others across the seas. 

    *                     *                      *            

    From the Classroom to the Newsroom/Newsstand

         But thankfully, our account above does not tell the whole story. For there are thousands of other Nigerian intellectuals who never abandoned their commitment to a life of the mind; there were those whose conscience was too strong to be swayed by the juicy temptation of political appointments. Many of them stayed on to fight the rot in the Ivory Tower; others shifted base to the academy of the newsroom. Olatunji Dare is the most prominent member of the latter group and unarguably one of its most accomplished and most influential.

         For the past three decades, Dare has not only succeeded in establishing himself as one of Nigeria’s most engaging thinkers and writers; he has also shown the country how it is done by raising both the accent and tenor of journalistic practice. In the true tradition of journalism as truth-seeker, information-disseminator, and shaper of public opinion, he has championed a school of journalism that places the highest premium on integrity and informed engagement. Believing that journalism is not just ‘history in a hurry’ as is often touted in common parlance, Dare conceives it as history in motion and remembrance in action. A writer with a stupendous sense of history and faculty of memory, he believes that the principal role of the writer and intellectual is to make sure that we do not forget. For him history is too important to ignore; for those who forget the past may not only suffer the calamity of repeating its mistakes; they may, in fact, not be lucky enough to be around to do so as they might have perished from the affliction of amnesia. In Dare, therefore, we see the thinker, intellectual, writer, journalist, towncrier, griot, and prophet all rolled into one conscientious and profoundly edifying nexus.

         For Dare journalism is not just a job; it is a vocation; not just a career but a calling. Journalism is a cause. The journalist is not just the proverbial  witness to and reporter of events; he is also part of the unfolding of those events, and his reporting and presentation of them is a measure of his personal integrity and professional proficiency. And, what’s more, these two qualities, consciously or unconsciously, influence the story and constitute an inalienable part of its permanent essence. Contrary to those textbook theories about the neutrality of the reporter and the divine independence of the story, real-life experience shows us that a part of the teller is invariably secreted in the telling: whether that proverbial glass is half full or half empty depends upon the subjective eye of the observer. Most times what we see is a function of who or what we are.

         In no part of journalism is the maxim of the-writer-as –shaper-of-public-opinion truer than in opinion writing. And this is Olatunji Dare’s turf, his roost, and refuge – and in a manner of speaking – his crucible. In a classic case of professional commitment and passionate engagement, Dare is committed to the truth of the story and engaged with the ramifying implications of that truth. With a micro-biologist’s microscope and the surgeon’s scalpel, he fishes out the tiniest bit of a news story and subjects it to an informed and spirited dissection that magnifies it for the audience and reveals all its hidden hints. Dare leaves the reader in no doubt as to his single-minded wish to inform, to educate, to inspire, to call for change. He reminds me so forcibly of the wisdom of Jean-Paul Sartre, the great radical thinker and existentialist philosopher, who declared some four decades ago that ‘The function of the writer is to act in such a way that nobody can be ignorant of the world and that nobody may say that he is innocent of what it is all about’ (1967, 14). Here then goes the Writer as Righter (Sartre, 1967; Osundare, 2002), a premise that was very much behind Achebe’s thinking in 1965 when he saw the novelist as teacher; and Soyinka when he declared that the writer must be the sensitive point and  voice of conscience in society, and Ngugi wa Thiong’o who perceives every writer as a writer in politics.

         Dare’s column is the meeting-point of many interests: up-to-date account of the news of the day; a masterfully executed analysis of it; a magisterial coda oftentimes with unforgettable moral gravitas. These are some of the main factors in the creation of an authoritative voice; and if any journalist has that kind of voice in Nigeria today, that journalist is Olatunji Dare.

         That authoritative moral voice is realized through a cogency of ideas and felicitousness of expression; that frequently humorous, piquantly satirical style, that constant elevation of journalism to the pedestal of a truly noble profession – these have been the hallmarks and guiding principles of Dare’s journalistic practice since his days as an Op-Ed columnist for Daily times, then Nigeria’s dominant and most influential newspaper and one of the most widely read publication of its kind in Africa. It surprised no one, therefore, when soon after its birth in 1983, The Guardian which quickly matured into the flagship of Nigeria’s print journalism, had Dare as a member of its star-studded pioneer team. This was a team the like of which had never been seen in Nigeria’s newsroom: seasoned journalists, productive academics, former career diplomats, technocrats, and other veterans in public affairs. Together, they gave The Guardian a liberal, well informed social vision, professional integrity, and a journalistic (house) style distinguished by clarity of thought, painstaking investigative practice, and elegance of language. In this robustly conducive atmosphere, Dare unfurled his feathers and soared high in public reckoning. His column, ‘Matters Arising’, made The Guardian a compulsory read every Tuesday because of its depth of analysis, fearless argumentation, and impeccable expression.

         As a versatile and vigorous writer, Dare often ranges from the sober to the sublime, from the clinically narrative to the picturesquely descriptive, from the fabulous to the fantastical. Here is just one instance of the ace journalist at his most mischievously funny:

    [Humphrey Nwosu, a professor of political science, had a reputation for brilliance and volubility. He used his hands and sometimes his feet liberally to drive home his message. Reporters soon learnt not to sit too close to him at press conferences for fear that his right arm or left arm which he often stretched out with his accustomed vigour without warning might land on someone’s eyes, nose, mouth or ear. Or as he swayed to the left and then to the right in his chair in a manner reminiscent of Ray Charles at the keyboard, he might unintentionally administer

  • SNAPSONG   225

    SNAPSONG   225

    July never lies

    The Mother called July

         Never teaches her children to lie

    She fought very hard for the Number Seven

         From our common Earth to the Gate of Heaven

    A bowl of water

         From the season’s rains

    A cup of clouds

         From the sky’s eyebrow

    Thunder’s roaring temper

         The superlative cursive of Lightning

    The concert of swaying trees

         Locking leaves above the roofs

    Obey the wind

         Obey the wind

    The aluminum caps on the heads of ghetto dreams

         Are flailing like reckless sails

    Here comes July

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         With its bundle of countless blessings

    And fateful blights; its caravan of doubt

         And doldrum of dreams

    In my country of postmortem prophets  

         And random planners

    The year’s Seventh Month sometimes breeds

         A succession of Seven Plagues

  • SNAPSONG 223

    SNAPSONG 223

    All Hail NEPA

    Nigeria’s God of Darkness  (1)

    The bond between Darkness and Nigeria

         Only the drastic word can break.

    One minute of flimsy flashes

         Then, a thousand hours of lightless groping

    Wingless fans mock our misery

         From powerless ceilings

    The aircon coughed into silence

         Many unhappy seasons ago

    Failing factories feed our hunger

         Our laptops run on the heat

    From our feverish groins.

         With the rays of the kindly moon

    We pen the nation’s epics

         While libraries and laboratories suffocate

    In the lampless anguish of our benighted Academies.

         So wonderfully endowed, we count our blessings

    Halfway through the surgical task

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         A medieval darkness engulfs the theatre

    The surgeon’s scalpel veers beyond the veins

         Close by, reeking mortuaries with their restless doors 

    At our ultramodern airports

         Darkness taxes faster

    Than the speed of light: blind landing gambles

         Announce our welcome to our Blackout Country  

    *NEPA: National Electric Power Authority; now re-named Power Holding Company of Nigeria (PHCN) 

                       (To be continued next Sunday)

  • SNAPSONG 221

    SNAPSONG 221

    A Warm Welcome

    Here it comes again

         The long-missed month of June

    As it did last year

         And the year before

    Holding the year

         By its tender waist

    A full fateful half

         That is sometimes fuller than the whole

    The cornfields are green

         With their tasseled triumphs

    Pumpkins roll and rock

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         In the theatre of the furrows

    February’s famished rivers

         Are back with billowing bounty

    The mountain’s millennial wrinkles

         Have vanished with the gleeful showers

    The rains are back

         But alas, not our fortune

    In this grim land and its drought of dreams

         And the long, long distance between

    The morsel and the mouth

         The Have-alls laugh with their banker friends

    The Have—nots drown in the flood of want

         Yeah, we jazz June* in different ways

    •From the poem ‘We Real Cool, by Gwendolyn  Brooks

  • A SONG FOR CHILDREN’S DAY (3)

    A SONG FOR CHILDREN’S DAY (3)

    If you don’t see me in the parade today

              Do not think I love my country less

    Dizzy with hunger

    deaf from want

    if I stumble through the anthem

    I may black out before the pledge

    object of ceaseless ridicule

    from children of moneyed fathers

    whose stolen wealth has depleted the land

    whose moral plague

    has sickened our senses

         If you don’t see me in the parade today

         Do not think I love my country less

    But I know many of my mates will come

    from those GRA mansions

    where every gate tells the world to

     BEWAREOF THE DOG

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    where fathers are cruelly rich

    and entire broods squirm in unearned wealth

    where cats eat from silver bowls

    and cockroaches are fat like feathered chicks

    Oh what a wonder

    seeing those mates scampering

    out of gleaming SUV’s

    their uniforms dutifully ironed

    their silver shoes and golden feet,

    filing up, marching, singing, saluting

    blissfully unaware of the rot and ruin

    their thieving parents have wrought

    First published in Songs of the Season; updated and re-used here with significant amendments.the future that is ours

    they have so blindly undone

    Oh what a wonder

    shaking our nation’s hands

    with such unequal fingers!

         If you don’t see me in the parade today

         Never think I love my country

                         Concluded

  • A SONG FOR CHILDREN’S DAY (2)

    A SONG FOR CHILDREN’S DAY (2)

         If you don’t see me in the parade today

         Do not think I love my country’s less

    Our line will be short at the stadium today

    Short, very short like a stunted rope

    Umaru vanished from the school register some weeks ago

    after throwing his satchel into an angry river

    one unhappy morning

    Akanni now haunts the motor park

    Alternating petty trading with petty thieving

    Ngozi left one noon without a word

    cruelly corralled into the harem

    of a man whose youngest daughter

    is about her age

    The teacher says our parents are poor

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    and our names are dirty

    the blackboard has sprouted a thousand thorns

    the new school gate is locked and keyed

          If you do not see me in the parade today

          Do not think I love my country less

    We eat once a day

    when there is anything to eat.

    When the pots are silent

    and the kitchen is closed  

    when dinner turns into dina**

    and dessert ends up as a desert

    we sprawl on our crowded mats

    and count the stars 

    through our leaking roof

    My legs are straw 

    my head spins like a wheel

    my flat stomach is

    a pit for warring worms

         If you don’t see me in the parade today

         Do not think I love my country less

    *First published in Songs of the Season; updated and re-used here with significant amendments.

    **Way-blocker

  • A SONG FOR CHILDREN’S DAY (1)

    A SONG FOR CHILDREN’S DAY (1)

         If you don’t see me in the parade today

         Do not think I love my country less

    I asked daddy for new shoes

    and those white stockings

    and belts with glittering buckles

    Daddy merely shook his head

    But manly tears betrayed his empty purse

    he hasn’t gone to work in several months

    since a thumb-stained retrenchment letter

    scribbled away a job that was the centre

    of the family life

    Ravaging hunger has taken a permanent seat

    in our crowded home

         If you don’t see me in the parade today

         Do not think I love my country less

    I asked mommy for those green shorts

    and lovely shirts we need for the gathering

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    without which the teacher’s cane

    would carve painful patterns

    on my boney buttocks,

    the resounding laughter of richer mates

    biting through my tattered shirt

    mommy merely showed me her fraying wrappa

    and the empty carcass of her once brimming kiosk

    now laid low by government’s emergency edicts

    which caress the rich and kill the poor

    Our country’s knife is sharp on the weak

    and blunt on the strong

    the more you steal, the less the crime

    Powerful thieves buy justice

    in the legal market, and purchase divine blessings

    from saintly churches and holy mosques

         If you don’t see me in the parade today

         Do not think I love my country less

    *First published in Songs of the Season; updated and re-used here with significant amendments.

                        (To continue next week)