Category: Niyi Osundare

  • SNAPSONG 208

    SNAPSONG 208

    Big Battering Blast (1)

    The year was young
    Our woes were old
    The day went unfazed
    By the harmattan haze

    Then came the wails of a lampless night
    When supper lost its way to penniless homes
    And the night masticated the moon
    Like a hapless morsel

    The minaret was mum
    The bell tower stayed forlorn
    In its tongueless height
    The wind wound a whisper

    Round the restless lips of absent horns
    Pigeons coed ceaselessly in their little holes……
    And suddenly, so suddenly,
    A blast, a big, battering blast

    And the evening’s uneasy quiet
    Was shattered into a thousand bewildering shreds
    The ground shook beneath our feet
    Solid mansions crumbled like cardboard boxes

    Flipped luxury cars littered the streets
    Like piles of scrap yard junk
    The road is a running tale
    Of broken glass and mangled metal

  • Random Hints

    Random Hints

    Painful like an own goal
    Disastrous like an ill appointed joke

    His sound was faster than his sense
    He fell from the tree of words

    Like fated cockroaches
    We die on our backs

    The baby on mother’s back
    Never knows the pain of distant treks

    The Elephant says its head is too big
    The crab rues the absence of its own

    “Hunger is killing me” is no alarm
    To be raised in a gentle whistle

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    Fickle like a politician
    Prodigal like a mindless lottery winner

    Those who underrate the fury of fire
    Will go back home with blistering fingers

    I have mastered the alphabet of your soul
    I can read you like a book

    Every pro-verb carries the burden of knowing
    Every pro-noun the naming of the act

    The tall never goes with short shadows
    Life’s burden calls for those with strong necks

    What will it mean
    To kill two stones with one bird?

  • THE HOUSE OF HUNGER 2

    THE HOUSE OF HUNGER 2

    Rice is rare
    Gari is distant
    Yam says
    ”Don’t touch me without a golden knife”
    The town is loud
    With the thunder of growling stomachs

    The land lord
    Has jerked up the rent
    And papered hallway walls
    With red-lettered eviction notice
    “If you think my act is evil,
    Ask how cheap a bag of cement is now
    Or the staggering cost of roofing sheets
    Or what the plumber took home
    The last time he fixed the kitchen sink ….”

    The crowded Under-Bridge estate
    Has no room for new comers
    Remember the drenching ferocity
    Of the tropical rain
    And the scorching fury
    Of the Nigerian sun
    Rentable rooms do not fall from the sky
    It takes hard cash to put a roof above your head

    Think twice, dear friend,
    Before falling sick in these precarious times
    Common aspirin will hike your aches
    With its forbidding price
    The traffic between the hospital ward
    And the mortuary is heavy
    And frightfully predictable

    Penury strides along the streets
    Hand-in-hand with Hunger,
    Its fatal, ubiquitous envoy

    All in a land of Big Budgets
    And volatile pledges
    Of a few ‘clever’ billionaires
    And countess, betrayed papers.

    The ruling clan are busy thanking their stars
    The people are soberly counting their scars

  • SNAPSONG   205  

    SNAPSONG   205  

    No ‘message songs’, please

    (Lest you lose the ‘cross-over appeal’)

    They kicked The Minstrels out of the studio/market

    Because all they had were “message songs”;

    Message sad sweet and so relentlessly soulful

    But which told the kind of Truth

    The masters were loath to hear

    Too black in sound and sense

    And far too blunt for those coached to sing

    And dance and leave their brains at home

    No damned slave songs, no sorrow strains

    No Strange Fruit blues

    No finger-pointing ooohs and aaahs

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    Just happy Negro beats, black and gratefully simple

    Tired of Memory’s millstone

    Our necks shrink beneath our heads

    There are just so many deeds of our glorious past

    That all good people must just forget

    Forgive, then forget

    The Good Book is sound and strict on that

    The enslaved and the enslaver alike

    Must practice the good old art of Dis-remembrance

    No ‘message song’, please

    No blame game and its politics of penance

    We want you to sing, not to sigh

    Your cross over fate resides in absolute complance

  • SNAPSONGS 199

    SNAPSONGS 199

    Warflames (1)

    Humanity must perforce prey on itself,

    Like monsters of the deep*.

    Once again, old scars have festered

      Into new wounds. Snakes half scorched

    Are hissing like lethal drones in sleepless nights

         Resurgent madness contains the streets

    Warflames in the Middle East

         Warflames in the Black Sea basin

    Lethal rockets in the evening sky like

         Christmas fireworks of careless children

    Towers tumble like hapless matchboxes

         Sane streets twist into a metal mesh

    Beneath the rubble which now rules the roads,

         Aloud, the inaudible screams of 

    The dead, the living-dead

         Whose living rooms have suddenly

    Turned into fiery graves; countless babies

         Whose corpses coil like question marks

    Between the benighted pages

         Of crushing concrete slabs. Whole cities

    Pummeled into toxic powder: this glittering

         Race back to medieval darkness

    Those who roast in this blaze are just

         A fatal fraction of a world undone by its heat

    From the Black Sea to the Mediterranean

         Fishes fry in broiling waters

    Humanity must perforce prey on itself,

    Like monsters of the deep*.

    “The extraordinary majesty of our ordinance!”

         Exclaims a tv news anchor, his eyes aglow

    With patriotic fervour. ”Our men will do it in no time

         And be back here in the shortest order”

    A truly majestic night it was  

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         With the awe in the ordinance wreaking hell

    Under another sky: wasted cities, damaged dreams

         The widowing, orphaning majesty of

    Blind bombs and their blinder makers

         Arrogant arogunyo* for whom

    Bloody war is video game

         Whose endless thirst is watered

    By tears from foreign fronts

         The armoury is full

    The rockets are rocking

         The banks overflow with crimson profit

    Endless cycles of senseless wars 

         Of partial peace-brokers

    With broken Truth between their teeth

         Striving to douse little fires with bigger ones

    They nail Justice to the Cross

         Then wonder why Violence never leaves their doorsteps

    They who only bow in the Temple of Power

         To the cannibal majesty of Supreme Awedinance

    * William Shakespeare   King Lear, Act 4, Scene 2.     

    ** War monger

                     (Continued next week)

  • THE  ROAD  TO  ABUJA

    THE  ROAD  TO  ABUJA

    (after a painting with the same title by Obiora Udechukwu)

    The road was a pot of holes

    Sizzling under the harmattan’s relentless haze

    The roadside grass wore the dust like a brave mantle

    Its roots shoed helplessly in the caked camwood mud

    Of long-forgotten rains

    Through gullies, through valleys

    Through peevish pebbles portered in

    To grace the greed of yawning craters

    Across trenches drilled deep by

    The liquid fingers of yester torrents

    We galloped on, our patient Peugeot

    Insufferably faithful, our wake

    One red army of dreadful dust

    Houses flitted by

    Like ragged masquerades on reluctant feet

    Termite-tortured, windowless in critical places

    Their faithful dwellers waving skeletal hands 

    At the cozy convoy of passing chieftains

    So used to harvesting their smiles

    And dredging their doldrum of tears

    Villages limped past

    Their corrugated brows dripping sweat and salt

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    In the scorching sun, their schooless children

    Staring vacantly into a future mortgaged

    By Eating Chiefs, Bankruptcy Bankers

    And other Vultures of the Vault

    Whose patriotic perfidies have carrioned

    A stricken nation. Dead hospitals,

    Death-trap roads, powerless days, dark, dark nights

    Perennial hunger in a land whose womb

    Is round with unborn harvests

    Broken bridges in a land of broken pledges  

    The towns limped past

    Ikole, Ilogbo, Ayegunle, Aaye….

    Whose roads know the tyres of tycoons

    On their heedless pilgrimage

    To the City of Gold

    * Originally written in December 1985 upon my return from Abuja, venue of the annual ANA convention for that year.

    (To be continued)

  • SHORT TAKES  (2)

    SHORT TAKES  (2)

    The ber ber ber months are here again

    When overcrowded cars fly like rockets

    And roads run red like slaughter slabs

    Drums sound so loud till their membranes forget their memory

    Revelers dance till they lose their legs

    The owambe madness is well in season

                 **

    “Lend me your ears”,

    Pleads the glib-tongued crowd-pleaser

    But what if I do

    And you never return them?

                **

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    Oh how short

    The journey from

    Influencer to Influenza

    Two viral impositions

    One by cyber “lifestyle”  pundits

    The other by a deadly bug

               **

    Flight over

    A grateful me

    Joshed with the pleasant Pilot

    Asking if he could lend me

    A few feathers from his wings

              **

    Muses the Social Studies sage:

         ‘Underdevelopment is not an accident’

    ‘Happiness is earned; many times, achieved’

         Retorts  his Psychology  colleague

  • A MOTHER’S PRAYER FOR HER DAUGHTER (2)

    A MOTHER’S PRAYER FOR HER DAUGHTER (2)

    Sit down here, my beloved Daughter
    Sip every drop of the honey
    From my mouth

    If men boast about their sun
    Tell them the truth about your moon
    If they crow about
    The fury of their fists
    Let them know about
    The power of your proverb

    Remind them
    Of the breaking Waters of the Beginning
    Of the Fire which burns without flames
    Of the single morsel that fills the mouth.. . .

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    Sit here with me, beloved Daughter
    Together let us crack the kernel of the word
    The not-so-wise praises the river
    Without remembering its source
    They sing all day about
    Conquering kings and emperors
    Without a word about
    The hand that rocks the cradle

    (Concluded)

    The Gender of Justice

    In brave conference rooms
    And their plenary sessions
    They argue all day
    About the gender of thunder
    Male rivers, female stones

    They say very little
    About the gender of Justice.

  • ITPN commends Tinubu on Tourism Ministry

    ITPN commends Tinubu on Tourism Ministry

    National President of the Institute for Tourism Professionals of Nigeria (ITPN), Chief Abiodun Odusanwo has expressed his gratitude and thanks to President Ahmed Bola Tinubu for heeding to the calls and aspirations of the Nigerian tourism community for the establishment of a stand-alone Tourism Ministry for the country, siting the development as a very key and strategic move by the government to embrace tourism as a key driver of socio-economic growth of the country.

    He said the industry never had it this good for a stand-alone tourism not attached with any burden of responsibility except tourism and tourism alone, noting that government has really taken the bull by the horns in becoming the unifying and rallying point for all private sector operators in the sector to look up to for the provision of better policy directives and the provision of necessary infrastructure for Nigeria to be transformed into a compelling, highly competitive and preferred destination.

    In a congratulatory letter to the newly appointed Minister of Tourism, Ms. Lola Ade-John, while he felicitates with the Minister on her appointment, Odusanwo urged her to bring her vast and wealth of experience as an IT specialist and astute finance and resource manager to bear in running the ministry so that the country can fully tap and benefit from the enormous socio-economic potentials of the nation’s tourism resources.

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    He said Nigeria is greatly endowed with huge tourism potentials waiting to be tapped, urging the Minister to see her appointment as a clarion call to grow and develop the country’s tourism resources via the creative application of modern technology which is capable of generating great revenue, creating job opportunities, fighting poverty and revamping the ailing national economy, stating that while the private sector operators are the orchestra in their respective fields of callings, government remains the conductor providing the sense of vision, coordinating competitive marketing intelligence, the executional insights and the ability to bring members of the orchestra together to achieve the desired national goals that the tourism industry stands to offer.

    Odusanwo stated that industry players and critical stakeholders in the sector look up to the minister to run the affairs of the ministry with that ‘orchestra-conductor’ relationship with the objective of re-positioning the ministry as a viable government body for purposeful leadership guidance and direction, functional policy formulations, and implementable high-tech solutions that will create the enabling environment for operators of the industry at both public and private sector levels to thrive.

    ‘The call for a stand-alone tourism ministry has been on for a very long time now, but coming to the rescue with the creation of the Tourism Ministry by the administration of President Asiwaju Ahmed Bola Tinubu, it is hoped that the Renewed Hope Agenda of his Government will truly breath a renewed hope in the Nigerian tourism industry for better performance in the nation’s socio-economic facet’, he adduced.

    He noted further that the Institute for Tourism Professionals of Nigeria as the nation’s premier professional awarding body in tourism, hospitality and related trades, will continue to ensure high level of competent professional practices in the industry as well as put in check the wanton and unwholesome infiltration and practices of quacks within the professional folds of the industry.

    He then called on all critical stakeholders and key players in the industry to instill professional competence in their operations and rally round most diligently to support the new Minister in the successful administration of the ministry that will ensure better results and greater outcome for the industry and for the good of the country.

  • A Mother’s Prayer For Her Daughter  (1)

    A Mother’s Prayer For Her Daughter  (1)

    Sit down here, my beloved Daughter

    Friend of laughter, begotten of the Moon

    Daughter of the lioness

    Who sustains the pack

    Throw open the door of your ears

    Grant my words a fruitful entry

    Your sun will rise

    In the brightest part of the sky

    You will grow and blossom

    Like the streamside tree

    Flourish in freedom

    And wake up wiser every passing day

    You will watch men dance around you

    Like flies around a honeypot

    Their tongues sharp and smooth

    Their eyes aflame with passion

    Their hands quick like a cougar’s claw

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    Open your eyes, my daughter

    When their promises tumble down

    Like the August rain

    Watch and weigh every word

    When their smiles seek to drown you

    In their floodlight

    Observe the shifty deliberation

    Of their lips

    Wear caution like a steel amulet

    Around your waist

    Look left, right, right, then left

    Before crossing the Yes-Road

    Your sun will never set

    In the joyless dungeon of a seething harem

    No darkening custom will eclipse

    The sun of your rising glory

    Beloved Daughter

    The road lies before you

    Like an open book

    Glowing with wisdom and wonder

    (To continue next week)