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  • Okon flunks his Japa interview

    Okon flunks his Japa interview

    To the fabled Aromisa Police Station around the narrow strip of land abutting the lagoon at the Makoko marsh where the equally fabled warriors from  Benin first disembarked several centuries earlier to try their luck and tempt their fate in a quest for human cargo cleverly disguised as a fishing and hunting expedition.  Okon had been languishing in one of the horrid cells having been arrested for aggravated theft and conduct prejudicial to public peace and order.

       This bleary early December morning, all was eerily quiet on the sandy approach to the lonely police outfit where Okon was spending his sixth night because his bail condition could not be perfected. In addition to the humongous money he was asked to pay, the crazy boy had been ordered to produce a surety who was of high religious standing in the society or a traditional ruler of equal status. Since Okon had been heard several times on television denouncing both institutions even while claiming to be a High Chief in some remote backwater, no one was willing to stand surety for him.

       As the “Japa” phenomenon took deep hold of the society with everybody, including both the very old and the very young, wanting out, a whole range of industry developed around the japa scheme. They include examination boards, interviews, referrals, resits, feeder boards, etc with local scams ensnared by national hoaxes all ending in a gigantic swindle. You can trust Okon to cotton in on one of the pilot schemes scamming everybody who can be scammed until the scam master himself succumbed to a master scammer.

       Pretending that he was not in interested in leaving the country, Okon had been doing lucrative business with a Japa Company by herding prospective applicants in its direction and taking a cut which was known as endorsement fees. Until the superman came to the supermarket. After heavy hints, winks, sighs and whispers, Okon became convinced of a surefire route to the US and promptly applied to another company in heavy secrecy, or so he thought. He was immediately granted an expedited interview, having paid the requisite fees for executive service.

       So convinced was Okon of this sure path to the promised land that he began misbehaving at home, dropping heavy hints of imminent change in status and inviting his usual accomplices from the creeks to teach him Americana manners and gesticulations without any further ado. Yours sincerely was quite convinced that something was not quite right and had decided to follow him to the interview. It was a comprehensive fiasco with the interviewer bent on unsettling Okon with a no-nonsense stare.

      “Country of origin, please?” he demanded.

      “Ha oga, why dat kin question now? Even dem afoju or blind man sabi say na for Abeokuta dem dey make dem orijin drink. But tell dem say he be like if say dem dey reduce dem ogogoro for dat one ooo. He no dey fire people again.”

      The interviewer, a dandified crook with a colonial hairstyle whose landmark parting glistened with local pomade, wore a deep frown of reservation at Okon’s verbal misadventure. But his face suddenly softened as if he was showing deference to some invisible master giving him instruction. He became friendly and conciliatory again.

       “I will help you out”, he began with controlled disgust. “What is the name of your country?”

       “Nigeria now. You know say Nigerians no dey carry last, abi dem never tell una dat? “ Okon responded with triumphal flourish to the utter discomfiture of the interviewer who decided to deflate his upbeat self-importance.

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      “ Mr Okon, you are already in an asylum, so why are you looking for asylum in another country?” the interviewer suddenly shot out with a deadpan expression. Okon was momentarily flustered. But he quickly regained the initiative and his composure.

     “ Ah, my brother, you see asylum pass asylum. He get one asylum where food and bush meat dey plenty and he get another asylum dat even dem devil dey run comot from, no money, no light, no food, no work… Make I dey go on?” Okon retorted with a fiendish grin.

        “It’s all right. So, what is the Fifth Amendment?” the interviewer demanded.

         “I no sabi dat one, but he get dem Mushin tailor who dey tell me say him done do seven amendments for my trouser. I come tell am say as I no be thief, amendment no dey kill trouser. So who come born five amendments?” Okon rallied with an ignorant scowl. Even the interviewer could not resist a quiet smirk.

       “So how many wives have you got?” the interviewer asked as he reached the end of his patience.

       “One full one and one half one, so dat one be one plus one over two”, the mad fellow replied with convoluted mathematics.

        “Meaning what?” the interviewer screamed at the crazy chap.

      “You see I get one but dem never give me cerfiticate of occupancy for no 2. I beg dem Fashola and dem Ambode boys sotey but dem no answer. So, I come tell dem say na poor man’s wife dem fit take no be him pikin”. At this point, the interviewer was getting discomfited and thoroughly uneasy.

      “What special skills are you bringing to America?” demanded the harried interviewer.

       “Ha thank you, my brother. Skill plenty and kill plenty. You never hear the case of dem yeye boy who come give four of dem American policewomen belly for inside cell for one year? Me, I fit do six for one month. He get time like dat for Calabar when dem come put me among dem room to give women obonge yansh. After one month dem come remove me becos all dem women come dey spit for morning”.

      At this point, even the interviewer seemed to have had enough as he quickly packed his papers. “We will get in touch with you”, he announced as he flew through the stairs.

      “Which kind get in touch be dat? No be when person don fail exam dem dey say dat? So wey my change?” Okon stuttered as he pursued the poor fellow in blind rage. He had caught up with him as the poor fellow made a frantic escape bid through the back door. As he pounced on him scattering his papers and files to the wind, policemen emerged from the blues and promptly arrested Okon. 

  • Is it time for Truth and Reconciliation Commission in Nigeria or do we simply go our separate ways

    Happy New Year to my  esteemed readers. The only year I can remember as comparable to the outgoing one, 2023, is 1992, which her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth11 of England, branded as ‘Annus Horribilis,’ because it was a particularly terrible year for the British royal family.

    However, just when you think you have seen it all, with the irritable display of some political malcontents on Social media, there suddenly pops up some joy killers, slaughtering, like rams , more than100 innocent souls on the Plateau at a time the entire world is celebrating the good news of the birth of our Lord Jesus Christ, the reason I believe it is time enough Nigerians rethink their continued existence as members of a so – called united country because this senseless carnage just cannot continue.

    Please come with me as we interrogate the matter of those who, for so long, have heedlessly turned Nigeria to a killing field, literally making nonsense of the  new Federal government’s relentless effort to reconstruct the country’s economy almost completely destroyed in the last 8 years by encouraging Foreign Direct Investment, a chimera. The CNN, as usual, took that gory and senseless bloodletting to every corner of the world, and where is that investor who would be glad to invest in an unsafe country?

    Unfortunately, it is beyond the remit of these ignorant killers, and their sponsors, to ever think of the negative economic consequences of their senseless longing to forcefully take other peoples’ ancestral lands.

    That is besides

     making it totally impossible for simple, ordinary Nigerians who want no more than to live, and let live, in an atmosphere of peace and serenity, have their wish.

    “More than 115 persons have been confirmed dead following attacks by gunmen on communities in Bokkos and Barkin-Ladi LGAs of Plateau state”.

    “The Nigerian nation today is falling. A situation of apocalypse is everywhere. People are not safe even in their homes as waves of kidnappings and terrorism have become the lot of the people, from remote villages straight through to the megapolis – A state of progressive Armageddon” – the quote above is lifted from a WhatsApp message sent to me this past week by a highly regarded statesman who can truly be said to have paid his dues to fatherland. He too is tired of all the shenanigans going on in this country.

    But are we condemned to living this lie of a united Nigeria?

    Why wont we rather look, hard and straight at ourselves,  confess our sins – and there are more than enough to go round -and if possible, structurally reconfigure Nigeria so we can all live in peace, and if  not, mutually agree to go our separate ways, without resort to shedding blood?

    After all our founding fathers told us the unvacuumed truth about this country, viz:

     “Nigerian unity is only a British invention”- Sir Abubakar Tafawa Balewa, 1948.

    “Nigeria is not a nation. It is a mere geographical expression. There are no ‘Nigerians’ in the same sense as there are ‘English,’ ‘Welsh,’ or ‘French”.

    “The word ‘Nigeria’ is a mere distinctive appellation to distinguish those who live within the boundaries of Nigeria and those who do not” – Chief Obafemi Awolowo, 1947; and Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe in 1964:“It is better for us and many admirers abroad that we should disintegrate in peace and not in pieces. Should the politicians fail to heed the warning, then I will venture the prediction that the experience of the Democratic Republic of Congo will be a child’s play, if it ever comes to our turn to play such a tragic role”.

    Yes, it can be argued that we already had our own Biafran experience but we should, at the same time, not forget Gen T. Y Danjuma’s dire warning that  no country, least of all Nigeria, can survive two civil wars. Nigeria is, no doubt, on tenterhooks with its incomparable level of insecurity.

    All these musings flashed through my mind after listening to Major – General  Henry Ayoola, as guest of Arise tv on its morning programme this past week.

    A highly-decorated military officer and  fellow of the prestigious National War College, General Ayoola must have been invited as a former commander of Operation Safe Haven whose operations covered Plateau and  Bauchi States to come and educate Nigerians about the goings on the Plateau.

    What attracted me the most in the interview, however, was the general’s reticence,  indeed, non – answer, to many of the questions he was asked.  That – his inability to name and shame – is precisely what triggered the question posed by this article. 

    It is beyond a shadow of doubt that General Ayoola can readily answer the questions he flipped, even in his sleep.

    Why then the evasivenness to the  extent the programme anchors were literally, coyly, propitiating him to either answer, or do a follow up to a previous answer? Was it a fear of those powerful hands that have, like forever, held Nigeria hostage?

    This fear has been one of our major problems, especially in matters pertaining to insecurity as those who know, and should be able to speak truth to power, often choose not to, thus giving  these merchants of death a free rein to encourage and perpetuate  horrendous criminalities.

    The general said, among other things, that he has interacted with all sides to a conflict, concerning which, my friend Tony Sani, as Secretary of the Arewa Consultative Forum (ACF) and I, engaged in some very harsh back and forth during the Jonah Jang administration.

    Nothing should have stopped General Ayoola, given his vantage position, from telling Nigerians the truth, and nothing but the truth, about a conflict for which he once literally offered his own life for Nigeria. Failure to do so can only serve to further embolden the enemies of Nigeria.

     No, it is not being suggested that  he should have laid bare some military secrets, but if we ever want to put a closure to this conflict which Plateau state governor Caleb Mutfwang described as ” barbaric, brutal and unjustified”, then people who are knowledgeable about it, who know the killers, the sponsors and those protecting them, must endeavour to open up on those holding Nigeria hostage lest the enemies assume that they will always be untouchable. God be praised, things are changing. For instance, financiers of terrorism which the Buhari government refused to try, despite A-G Malami’s several assurances, are today having their day in Nigerian courts.

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    However, if the general wont talk, Governor Caleb Mutfwang did Nigeria a favour when he commented as follows on the chilling killings in his state:”Part of the problem we have is that so far, there has been no arrests, no prosecution. Under President Muhammadu Buhari, the people of  Plateau state, especially victims of these attacks, believed that the killers were being given official government backing as little, or nothing, was ever done to repel the attacks”. He  concluded, matter of factly, by attributing the continued attacks to “SETTLERS WHO WANT TO ACQUIRE LAND  BY FORCE IN THE STATE”(caps mine).

    That is the truism general Ayoola, unfortunately, ran away from saying.

    He, however, made some helpful admissions – one, that there can never be an end to a war in which one of the  parties is in the commanding height of affairs, and that the state governor simply does not have the wherewithal to solve the problem because it is beyond him.

    Unfortunately, neither will President Tinubu’s order to security agents to fish out the killers, as it amounts only to medicine after death.

    This is so because such an order cannot unearth the killers who, as usual, have melted into  thin air, ditto their powerful sponsors, nor those in  the Nigerian armed forces who General Danjuma has severally accused of aiding the ongoing killings all over Nigeria.

    It is in view of these facts that since restructuring has become a jinxed word in our clime, it is being suggested here that President Tinubu may wish to, like Nelson Mandela did in South Africa in 1995, consider the setting up of a Truth and Reconciliation Commission – a court-like body, to help heal the country and bring about  reconciliation in a way that truth can be made part of our country’s common history, with a view to facilitating the process of national cohesion and reconciliation, both of  which are presently in total abeyance.

    Nigerians need to know what, or who, either as groups or individuals, have held Nigeria in such total bondage that 64 years after independence, many are still holding British imperialism responsible for our national woes and calamities.

  • With matters of state to dispense with, Jagaban’s holiday was workful

    With matters of state to dispense with, Jagaban’s holiday was workful

    It was supposed to be a holiday week, especially as he has already moved office to his home in Lagos, to enjoy the yuletide with family and friends, but then was it really a holiday, in the real sense of it, at least we all know what a holiday should entail. Well, for the Number One Citizen, there is hardly the time for the typical features of a holiday, even when on annual leave, (if that is what it is called for them), there will always be tasks only them can perform. This last week was the Christmas week, even that being so, the President still had his plate filled.

    Even if he had wanted to have it quiet, some concerning developments and fallouts will definitely make it impossible for the President to just stay out of the news and be just another quiet, but privileged citizen. You will recall that President Bola Tinubu had set out to ensure this year’s Christmas and New Year’s festive season stews for even the vulnerable section of society, at least minimally, hence the transportation relief package for those moving from one part of the country to others, as well as other ongoing interventions.

    But then the enemies of a peaceful and secure Nigeria are constantly devising ways and means to hurt and this time around they waited till the eve of the yuletide before striking. In the midst of the high anticipation for the festivities, there arose cries and panic on the Plateau, where murderous elements had unleashed mayhem on unsuspecting villagers, who definitely must have been waiting for the Christmas to come for them to merry.

    Reports in the media have put the death toll from several villages across three council areas; Bokkos, Barkin Ladi and parts of Mangu, to between 155 and 160 lives. Many were also left critically injured and property running into millions destroyed. Although not much has been said about why this attack and who might have orchestrated it, a close friend from the axis said the Christmas eve’s killing came in same pattern of previous attacks, which usually has herders come midnight to wipe communities out so they can take the land.

    Whatever it was, the sad news from the Plateau has, no doubt, soured up the festive feelings for a considerable section of the nation, much more for the man who leads us all, the President. The rage he felt over the needless killings became glaring to be missed when he spoke sternly about the incident at two different occasions within a day. First, in the morning of Tuesday, in a statement issued by his Spokesman, Chief Ajuri Ngelale, it was an instruction to security and law enforcement agents to pursue, apprehend and arrest the killers.

    “President Bola Tinubu strongly condemns the heinous and brutal attacks in Bokkos and Barkin-Ladi Local Government Areas of Plateau State, which resulted in the tragic loss of many lives. President Tinubu directs security agencies to immediately move in, scour every stretch of the zone, and apprehend the culprits. The President also directs immediate mobilization of relief resources for surviving victims of the primitive and cruel attacks as well as medical treatment for the wounded. While condoling with the government and the people of Plateau State, President Tinubu assures Nigerians that these envoys of death, pain, and sorrow will not escape justice”, Ngelale’s statement said.

    Then later same day, during a meeting with members of the Nigerian Governors’ Forum (NGF), who visited him at home, President Tinubu issued another directive to security and law enforcement agencies; he asked for an immediate halt of the killing. There was a piece of information that killers, who already wrecked havoc in the three council areas, had sent out another notice to other communities of plans to attack again, hence the need to instruct a cessation of this terrorism of defenceless Nigerians by marauders.

    This development in Plateau State deeply unsettled the President, especially because of the time it was carried out, the mindlessness with which it was done and the fact that his administration had vowed to better the security situation in every part of the country, especially where there have always been histories of clashes and killings like the one recently witnessed. It was the more painful to him when the efforts so far made on securing every part of the country, including financial and other deployments to the security sector, are considered. He had planned it to be a merry season for everyone, but then the evil elements among us also had their plans, all neatly laid out and brutally executed.

    Notwithstanding the multiplication of pains, hurt and loss, all orchestrated by the wicked amongst us, other events and activities have kept it a busy holiday season for the Jagaban. For instance, on Sunday, the President started the week with a Christmas message to Nigerians, in which he assured that his administration will continue to implement palliative measures for those needing it, as part of efforts to assuage the current economic hardship in the country, even as he continues to address recovery.

    He acknowledged the fact that the process of reforms that are required to put the country back on the path of prosperity and peace have been very tasking and have imposed sacrifice on citizens, but appealed to all to hold fast to the trust that he will remain committed to delivering on his promises, running the administration with vision, dedication and empathy, to eventually bring stability and prosperity.

    Later that day, he hosted guests at the house and coincidentally one of those guests was the Nobel Laureate, Professor Wole Soyinka, who, apparently, is an old associate. Kongi, who said he already dropped his 7-point agenda with the President, things he believes he needs to do on the way to success, also revealed he advised him against running for the office. Thanks to the world renowned writer, we now know, even better, that our President is a vision-driven man.

    According to Professor Soyinka, his disposition was that older politicians, including Jagaban, should not vie for the office, they should leave it for younger politicians. However, because Asiwaju had a vision to establish a new culture of leadership and public administration, he had to, respectfully, ignore the advice by his senior friend and stick to his plan. This earned him an appellation the public never knew: Olorikunkun (stubborn person).

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    “My first visit, actually it was an embarrassing visit because when I visited him the last time, it was to try and persuade him not to run for office. I think I’ve written about that. I told Atiku and himself that they should please leave the ground for young people. That was the last time we met, about five years ago. I call him, secretly, olorikunkun, a stubborn man, so he ignored my advice completely”, he said.

    By the way, have you observed that President Tinubu can be a very appreciative person? I believe one of his finer traits that is becoming very prominent is his respect for people and relationships and talking of people, he does not overlook sacrifices and efforts made by others, especially when such sacrifices and efforts come at some considerable level of cost. Mentioning this becomes very important at this point because of two occasions during the week when he showed this rare part.

    First, on Tuesday, during the meeting he held with the NGF, among every other thing, Jagaban had to single the Rivers State Governor, Siminalayi Fubara, out for commendation, praising him in some of the most beautiful adjectives. Why? He (Jagaban) intervened in the Rivers political crisis and came up with an 8-point resolution, which many stakeholders in Rivers and Niger Delta have criticized, but the governor has said he will abide and it was obvious he has decided not to listen to other voices because of his respect for the President and Baba does not take things like this lightly.

    “I thank you for your statesmanship. I listened to your broadcast and your emphasis on peace. It is only with peace that effective governance can thrive, and governance has commenced in earnest under my watch”, he said to Fubara.

    A similar case was aimed at one of his most trusted allies, Honourable James Faleke, whose hard work during the campaigns he spoke about. Speaking at a forum of Lagos State stakeholders at the State House in Marina, on Wednesday, he marked out the House of Representatives member for recognition and honour.

    “Let me single out again for thanks to you Lagosians, one Honourable member of the National Assembly, Honourable Faleke. Sometimes when I look at him, he was the headmaster, commander, arranger…of our campaign and he worked tirelessly, sometimes when I looked at him at night, I pray specially that God should please sustain him. He’s a very reliable ally, very reliable individual, Lagos must continue to reward him”, he said.

    The dose of bitter pills served in Plateau State by murderous elements was compounded by Nature on Wednesday when two prominent Nigerians were announced dead. It was first the demise of the Ondo State Governor, Arakunrin Rotimi Akeredolu, who had been in and out of convalescence for some time. While that was yet to be digested, the death of former Speaker of the House of Representatives, Ghali Umar Na’Abba, who had also been sick for a while, was reported.

    Jagaban, with his ever-lengthening tentacles, had one sort of relationship or the other with both men, especially the late Akeredolu, with whom he shared a long history in the democratic struggle. He even had to personally pen a very revealing tribute, in which the world got to know how far he and the Arakunrin had come. This revealed yet another emotional side of him. 

    Thursday was yet another busy day. Besides receiving Nigerian female football international and a member of the Super Falcons and the reigning African Women Footballer of the Year, Asisat Oshoala, along with his wife, First Lady Oluremi Tinubu, Baba also met with the National Working Committee (NWC) of the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC), led by the National Chairman of the party, Dr Abdullahi Ganduje.

    Then in the evening, he met with the new Governor of Ondo State, Mr Lucky Aiyedatiwa. He encouraged him to close ranks and mobilize stakeholders to move the state forward. Friday saw him joining other Muslim faithful at the Lagos Central Mosque on Nnamdi Azikiwe Street for the Juma’a prayers. He later received the governors of Oyo and Ogun states at home.

    This new week opens into the New Year 2024, so let me be one of the first to welcome you into the year. Happy New.     

  • Zenith’s remarkable listing A well deserved honour

    Zenith’s remarkable listing A well deserved honour

    One subject-matter that I usually run away from is writing in praise of Nigerian banks whenever they are said to have won awards. As a matter of fact, I doubt if I ever wrote on such topic all my decades in journalism. And I have my reasons.  One, most of those awards, especially the local variants, were purchased. They were like any item that one could pick up at the popular Owode-Onirin market. That is a place where fake items are produced more fancifully than the original. As a matter of fact, the producers of the original item would be green with envy when they see the Owode-Onirin version of their product; that is when they would know how little they are in terms of creativity and aesthetics.

    Trust Nigerians, particularly the bank executives of some few years back: they were ready to buy any award on which they were equally ready to splash hefty sums of their customers’ funds to buy media space to celebrate the mostly phony awards. I don’t want to name the names of some of the banks that their chief executives were fond of this self-aggrandisement. But, where are they today? They have all become history. So were those beautiful and handsome faces that usually dominated the media space back then. Apparently, some things did not add up.

    The question now is: how come such banks that dominated the various award categories in the banking sector some years back are no longer in existence? The answer is simple: most of the awards were bought off the shelves. They went to the highest bidder.

    It was for this same reason that I felt reluctant to comment on such matters until the recent listing of Zenith Bank in the World Finance 100 2023, released by World Finance Magazine. Although a few other Nigerian companies had made the list in the past, no major Nigerian bank had ever featured in the listing except an investment bank, Investment One, that featured once in 2014. It is instructive though that this is the second time that Zenith Bank would feature on the list; the first time being 2019. This is something that doesn’t come cheap. That is why indeed, it is the bank and one of just three African companies that got listed on this esteemed list for 2023, alongside industry giants like Apple, Amazon, and Alphabet.

    Zenith Bank’s inclusion in this elite list this time around, as in 2019 when it got its first listing in the World Finance 100, underscores the bank’s outstanding achievements and resilience in a dynamic and competitive global market.

    It is a feat. Hence, the bank’s group managing director/chief executive officer, Dr. Ebenezer Onyeagwu, said of the listing: “It is with great pride that we acknowledge this feat as the exclusive Nigerian company in the World Finance 100 2023. This accolade is a testament to our unwavering dedication to our valued stakeholders, our innovative spirit, and sustained growth, all achieved amidst the complexities of a challenging economic climate. This honour further attests to our status as a leading financial institution that continues to set the industry standard in financial performance, good corporate governance and financial stability.”

    The World Finance listing was not the first such international award or recognition for the bank this year. It was probably the icing on the cake. The bank was rated Number One Bank in Nigeria by Tier-1 Capital 2023 (The Banker); Best Commercial Bank, Nigeria 2023 (World Finance); Best Corporate Governance, Nigeria 2023 (World Finance) and Best Corporate Governance ‘Financial Services’ Africa 2023 (Ethical Boardroom). Others were Most Sustainable Bank, Nigeria 2023 (International Banker) and Best Bank for Digital Solutions, Nigeria 2023 (Euromoney). 

    In a country where good news has perennially become a rare commodity, one should celebrate achievements such as this. Otherwise, I would have wrapped up my column this year with the bad and the ugly in the country. Come to think of it; if I am not writing on this Zenith recognition what else would I have been writing on, the killing of about 150 innocent citizens in Plateau State by spineless terrorists? These were people who had like millions of other Nigerians looked forward hopefully to a merry Christmas and a happy New Year, gruesomely murdered by some killers sans borders, and for no reason whatsoever. I had said it at some other levels that, given the modus operandi of these characters, they would do something spectacular not just to spoil the fun of the season for the generality of Nigerians, but also to present the government as incapable of securing the nation. Just that where I had expected they would strike was not where they struck. Anyway, let me leave that matter till another day so I don’t also spoil the fun of Zenith Bank on this auspicious occasion.  

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    Another reason one should not gloss over the Zenith listing is because several other sectors in the country are lacking such recognitions. Take our universities for example. In the 2023 ranking, the University of Ibadan (UI), University of Lagos (UNILAG) and Covenant University made the top 1,000 list. The UI and UNILAG were placed at 401 to 500 place, while Covenant University was between 601 and 800th place.

    Considering the country’s status, and also the fact that some of our universities even up till the late 80s had some foreign students that came to the country in search of the proverbial golden fleece. That the story is different today is bad enough. But it is worse still that none of our universities is in the list of the first 100. Well, sometimes we celebrate the positions they occupy because we also know the problems.

    Our health institutions are not fairing better either. What with dilapidated  infrastructure and ill-motivated personnel, many of whom have since travelled abroad in search of greener pastures.

    Or is it in sports. We are lagging behind also, no thanks to mismanagement and other vices. So, if one of our banks has made it to the point of being listed globally, we should be able to celebrate such a bank because it is a feat. It is not something that is served a la carte. It is earned.

    I congratulate Zenith Bank on this listing. It is one of the good ways to end the year. One can only hope that the bank would continue to work to retain such honour as well as make banking more pleasurable experience for its customers.

  • Nothing in a name? Ask Aiyedatiwa

    Nothing in a name? Ask Aiyedatiwa

    Whether or not there is something or nothing in a name has continued to generate debate over the years. Depending on which side of the fence one chooses to sit, there is no sign the debate would stop anytime soon. While for some Christians the name Jabez remains a ‘no-go’ area because of the circumstance of the birth of the biblical Jabez which was believed to have influenced his naming and which made him an unfortunate being until he changed the name, some people have not shied from naming their children Jabez. Even a name as reprehensible as Judas is still being given by some parents to their children, suggesting that they really could not care what the name connotes.

    One man that has stirred the controversy this time around is the new governor of Ondo State, Mr Lucky Orimisan Aiyedatiwa. The man is indeed lucky; lucky on two fronts. Other things being equal, he would not have been the deputy governor if things had not fallen apart between Akeredolu’s former deputy, Agboola Ajayi, and his principal, Akeredolu.

    Having succeeded Ajayi as deputy governor, he was to act as governor from June to September, this year, when Akeredolu was on medical leave. That was with the understanding of his boss who did the needful by empowering him to act in that capacity.

    But he didn’t have that privilege when he became acting governor the second time, that was on December 12, 2023. Because of the frosty relations between him and Akeredolu, the latter did not transfer power to him the second time around. But public opinion changed all that as Akeredolu could not resume as governor but chose to remain in Ibadan, Oyo State, months after returning from medical treatment abroad.

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    Because the head that would wear the crown would always wear the crown, no matter what, he was promptly sworn in as governor on December 27, the very day that Akeredolu died. What an irony!

    But, beyond confirmation that whatever would be would be is the fact that Aiyedatiwa’s three names have worked for him. He is not just lucky, his head is also good (Orimisan). And the world has now literally become his own (Aiyedatiwa). Governor Akeredolu himself confirmed that much at a public function when the going was good. But then, he also appropriated the surname Aiyedatiwa. Little did he know that he was being prophetic then. Little did he know that the name was not supposed to work for the two of them. The name has finally answered for the rightful bearer.

    Now that His Excellency has finally been sworn in as the seventh civilian governor of Ondo State, I suggest he needs to have an Abioye (one born on the throne). His Excellency is still relatively young and so should still be active in the other room. I can assist him with the formula so that the product would be a boy. He needs Lucky Orimisan Aiyedatiwa (Jnr) to consolidate those magical names. They could build a family tradition from there.

    Congratulations, your Excellency!

  • Home town things

    Home town things

    Some years ago, I wrote a paper in an international journal and had to describe Ile-Ife in a way that would be understood by people outside Nigeria. In the end, I chose to describe the town as semi-urban because I reasoned that the town was neither classically urban nor rural in the sense that it lacked those facilities which one would expect to find within an urban environment. It was also clear that it was not situated in a rural setting complete with trees, and fields in which livestock were blissfully chewing the cud. I decided to situate it in between the two areas as the town satisfied the expectation of both urban and rural settlements. That description was made a long time ago and I would still describe Ile-Ife exactly the same way today and for good measure would describe my hometown of Ilesa with exactly the same hyphenated word, it not being rural but not exactly urban even if it is home to two Local Government Area headquarters. The complete absence of municipal services such as a central water distribution system and reliable public transport facilities confirms the rural/urban status of the town.

    Many of those reading this may have no more than a hazy idea  where Ilésà is or what its status is as a human settlement. Some would even have considerable difficulty in locating the place on a standard map of Nigeria. With Google maps however, anyone would call the place up on a map with a touch of a button or two. All that notwithstanding, most people would be surprised as I was, to learn that Ilesa was rated as one of the largest ten towns in Nigeria by the 1963 census, with only two towns in Western Region; Ibadan and Ogbomosho being larger in terms of population at that time. Suffice to say, with all those jumped up state capitals littering the present landscape, Ilésà has dropped precipitously on the national population league table. Unfortunately, the on and off census which should arbitrate in matters such as this is, given the current situation, not likely to provide reliable figures. We just have to live with that.

    It is still something of a surprise to me that I now live in Ilesa but come to think of it, after what is more or less a lifetime at Ile-Ife where else can I choose sensibly to spend my retirement years? It is apparent to me that I would be something of a fish out of water anywhere else, especially in Lagos from where I went into forever exile more than fifty years ago when even Lagos was almost as rural as it was urban. Since then, Lagos has mushroomed into an unruly and therefore bewildering conurbation, one of the largest cities in the whole wide world even if it lacks in many places, the facilities of a modern city. Still, Lagos wears the cloak of a very large city with something close to aplomb and what, with all that hustle and bustle, it would demand too much of my powers of accommodation for me to really feel at home within the city boundaries, if such boundaries existed that is. Whatever description I attach to Ilésà, the truth is that my hometown has been a metropolis since the early years of the sixteenth century when the reigning Owa or paramount ruler of Ìjèsàland of the time, Owálùse shifted the capital of his kingdom to Ilesa from Ibokun. As befitting the capital of a kingdom, Ilésà attracted migrants from, not only within the kingdom but from other parts of Yorubaland so that today, there are several quarters within the town which were first settled by people from Oyo, Ondo, Ìgbómìnà, parts of Ekiti and so on. They came to what was a thrusting polity with their various skills and talents with a view to contributing their respective quota to the continued development of their new settlement. In the same manner men of talent and ambition from other parts of the Ìjèsà kingdom migrated to Ilesa to seek their fame and fortune. The prime example of one such person was Ogedengbe, the man who more than any other, epitomised the warrior instincts which are associated with the Ijesas right down to the present. He lived in very dangerous times and spent virtually all his life on the battlefield  but not before he learnt the art of war in the enemy camp at Ibadan. That new Oyo settlement was more or less dedicated to war as in reality it was little more than a war camp. It was therefore something of a military school from where that legendary Ìjèsà man learnt his trade so very well that his contribution to ending Ibadan’s hegemony in the region was immense and unmatched.

    Whilst it was Owaluse that moved the capital of Ijesaland to Ilesa, it was Atakumosa, his successor that laid the foundation for the town’s future metropolitan success. Owaluse’s mother was an Oyo woman and quite understandably, he forged close ties with Oyo and for example orientated the palace to face the direction of Oyo. Atakumosa however was brought up in the court of the Oba of Benin, a fact that I was made to understand has been confirmed from Benin sources. He came to the throne of Ilesa with a strong bias for Benin and not only modelled the his new capital after Benin City of the time but re-orientated his palace to face Benin as it still does today. He is also said to have invited  blacksmiths from Benin and quartered them quite close to the palace and the market which still bears his name at Ìsídà. Atakumosa made his mark by founding many quarters in the town and by the time that the Ibadan soldiers managed to sack Ilesa more than three hundred years later, Ilesa had grown to more than fifty quarters each with it’s own signature  tree  under which the ruling council of elders met periodically to manage the affairs of their quarter in a way that mirrored the Athenian democratic model in that the heads of each recognised household in each quarter had a seat in this parliament. These trees, some of them up to three centuries old were cut down in 1956 when Ilesa was electrified to enhance the development of the town within the ambience of a modern metropolis. That those trees were living historical artefacts was of no consequence. They were standing in the face of modernity and had to go and today, only one of them, a gnarled iroko tree is still standing, the position occupied by some of those trees is marked by some triangular structures, the most prominent of them being at Egbéidì on the spot where a tree stood proudly for centuries to mark the seat of a local government assembly point.

    The last of the quarters into which Ilésà was divided was established in 1857 just before the peace of the town was shattered by a series of conflicts with the rising power of Ibadan. This situation eventually led to the occupation of the town by Ibadan in 1870 at the height of what has come down to us as the Yoruba civil wars which attended the process by which the raw, new power of Ibadan tried to establish its authority over the much older power centres, the most powerful at the time being Ilésà. From that point in time, Ilésà became a nett exporter of people instead of the destination of migrants that she had been for centuries. Many of the people who left Ilésà at this time were taken away as slaves and ended up in Brazil and courtesy of the British navy in the established haven of Sierra Leone. Those that were taken left with the love of Ijesaland in their heart. Some of them were however fated to return to play a crucial role in Kiriji, the war that ended all the wars that were ravaging the whole of Yorubaland. The Ijesas fought that war with sophisticated weapons purchased and sent back home as a sort of diaspora remittance by Ìjèsàs in Lagos, some of them returnees from slavery. The most prominent of these was Haastrup, a prince of Ijesaland who returned home to Ilésà as Owá Obòkùn Ajímókó l, put on the throne by the soldiers he supplied with arms at Kiriji. The current Owa Obokun, Oba Aromolaran ll is the first Yoruba Oba to have earned a doctorate degree but long before him, in the nineteenth century  no less, Oba Ajimoko l became the first Yoruba Oba to be educated in the Western tradition of scholarship. No wonder then that the first town in Nigeria to have built and equipped a secondary school through local community effort was Ilésà where the first secondary school in Ìjèsàland, Ilesa Grammar School was opened to students from all over Nigeria in 1934.

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    Ìjèsàland lost her independence after the treaty which brought the Kírìjì war to an end and became incorporated against the wishes of the people into the emergent British Empire. Having become used to running a kingdom for several centuries, the people did not take the loss of their independence lightly and reacted as if they had been stung when the British moved in their colonial apparatus into Ilésà. They made life so uncomfortable for the British that those foreign interlopers abandoned their seat of government on Ìmò Hill for a friendlier environment and abandoned the people of Ìjèsàland to their fate. Successive governments since then have pointedly ignored that area with the result that there is hardly a sign of Federal presence in the whole of Ìjēsàland. Well, that is not entirely true as the first significant structure you see as you enter Ilesa from Ibodi is the massive yellow wall of a Federal correctional centre.

    It is instructive that the year 1963 marked the highest point in the postcolonial period of Ilésà. This is because the axis of travel in that region shifted decisively away from Ilésa  towards Ore and on to Ijebu-Ode. Before then, the recognised East-West highway was the Asaba – Ilésa -Lagos, Trunk A road on which people from Eastern Nigeria travelled to get to Lagos. The trade brought to Ilésà by the road simply disappeared and the ancient town slowly receded into the backwoods from which deliverance is doubtful. Ilésà, from a powerful metropolis is now a town dominated by the very old, the very young and small scale artesans like barbers, brick layers and carpenters. This being the case, a great deal of hope has been placed on the new University of Ilésà to inject some life into the ancient town. There are no signs at this time that the hope desperately reposed in the university is not misplaced.

    Odún Ogún coincides or overlaps Christmas in Ilésa and so there is a mesh of the ancient and modern celebration of life in the town at this time of the year. To add to the heady mix of tradition is the annual celebration of Ìwúde when Ìjèsàs from all over the world come back home to celebrate with and pay homage to Owá Obòkun, embodiment of the spirit of Ìjèsàland. Even in these celebrations, the damp spirit of Nigeria is deciding matters. The boisterousness associated with this period has been drowned by the deluge of economic woes unleashed on Nigerians especially this year that petrol has become a decisive factor in the determination of what to live with. This is not to talk of the inability for all but the most strategically placed to have more than a few currency notes in their pocket. The spirit of Christmas past is wearing a heavy frown this year, removing from our living space, the emaciated spirit of  Christmas present. Given the prevailing circumstances, what is in store for the spirit of Christmas future in these parts is anybody’s guess.

    This article is dedicated to all those semi-urban settlements, decaying slowly in the sun all over the territorial space occupied by Nigeria.

  • Scarcity in abundance: The pain of Nigerian pulp, paper mills

    Addressing members of the Newspaper Proprietors’ Association of Nigeria at the state house on Monday, 18 December, 2023, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu promised to carefully review all the existing regulations negatively impacting local access to newsprint. This, he said, while promising that his administration would remain steadfast in “reinvigorating, retooling and re-engineering the Nigerian economy.”

    Coincidentally, at about the time the President was restating that undertaking,  Abiodun Oluwadare,  a Professor of Pulp and Paper Science and Wood Quality, with minor interest in Climate Change Education at the University of  Ibadan was, in his 112 – page Inaugural Lecture, not only laying out the historical antecedents  of paper mills in Nigeria, thrashing out the problems bedevilling the industry, but was also vigorously pointing out ways to its belated  resuscitation if Nigeria would ever take due advantage of her vast potentials in the sector.

    I am yielding the column to Professor Oluwadare today to do what, at best, can only be a synopsis of his well-received Inaugural.

    Happy reading.

    The suitability of any raw material for paper-making requires the knowledge of its fibre composition in relation to the final product properties. Nigeria is blessed with diverse flora within its wide ecological zones. Trees, shrubs and other agricultural products are well distributed in Nigeria. Unfortunately, despite this abundance, Nigerian import bill on paper and paper products is more than N3Trillion per annum.

    This is prodigal, to say the least, and absolutely uncalled for.  Urgent attention is, therefore, needed to address the misnomer.

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    Research and development in sourcing for long fibre plants locally have led to the discovery of Sterculia setigera and Sterculia oblonga with fibre lengths higher than 2 mm.  Besides these, Nigeria has several non-wood, and grasses raw materials which can serve as  alternatives to the long fibres of softwood. These include cotton linters, kenaf, bamboo, miraculous berry, rice straws, bagasse, corn stalks and sorghum stalks which are already being used for paper making in some Asian countries, China inclusive.

    Paper in general performs a variety of core functions in the modern world be it in educational, socio-economic, political  even, cultural areas. The paper consumptive power of a nation, that is, per capita consumption, has been used as an index of her industrial growth and development. Nigeria has a rising population with a 3.2 per cent annual increase and is estimated to be about 400 million by 2050. 

    This will put Nigeria among the 10 most populous countries of the world. The current trend of pulp and paper consumption in Nigeria, as of 2020, has actually gone beyond these estimates; with a per capita consumption of 2.0 kg/year/person. Although our present net import of paper and paper products is over 380 million metric tonnes, Nigeria is still faced with a dire need of these products to meet the local paper requirements of  the country’s increasing population.

    After Nigeria’s independence in 1960, extensive examination of native species were carried out at the Federal Institute of Industrial Research, Oshodi, Lagos, but their non-suitability led to the introduction of an exotic specie – the Gmelina arborea.

    This led to the initial plan to have five pulp and paper mills in the country, to be located in the following states: Anambra, Kwara, Akwa Ibom, Edo (then Bendel) and Ogun States. Of these five, however, only three were eventually established in Kwara (now Niger State), Akwa Ibom and Ogun State.

    The first, the Nigerian Paper Mill, Jebba, was established in 1969 to produce Kraft paper. After some modifications to its installed capacity, it went up to 65,000 metric tonnes but initial annual production, from imported pulp materials, was only 12,000 metric tonness per annum. By 1985 the production level was increased to 65,000 metric tonnes to utilise the mixed hardwood species (14) which was to be blended with imported long fibres, intended to reduce reliance on imported pulp.

    As mentioned earlier, the Jebba Paper Mill was to produce Kraft pulp liner boards. In 1986 another integrated pulp and paper mill was commissioned in Akwa Ibom to produce the much-needed newsprint with a production capacity of 100,000 metric tonnes per annum. The third mill was to produce bond papers with a  capacity of 100,000 metric tonnes per annum.

    It is worth mentioning that Nigeria was to be the sole producer of pulp and paper in West Africa, and was to produce about 6% of the sub-region’s total paper requirement. Nigeria thus had the comparative advantage of being a net exporter of pulp and paper in the entire region, even beyond.

    Current Situation in The Pulp and Paper Mills in Nigeria:

    The planned levels of production at the functional pulp and paper mills could not be achieved as a result of  inadequate supply of local raw materials,  most crucial of which was the long fibre pulp which plays a critical role in the strength properties of paper.

    This shortfall led to the gradual decline in the  production levels and the eventual collapse of the  paper mills. Although a new one is coming on board but its output cannot meet the required need of end users in the country. Thus Nigeria, with a growing, and viable newspaper industry, a thriving book printing and publishing industry, complete with a litany of allied paper products segment, rather than source its requirements  locally,  now wholly depends on imports, deploying huge foreign exchange in the process.

    Nigeria presently imports corrugated paper, newsprint, bond paper, cartons, Kraft paper, sack paper, liner board and chipboard, among others. These are all items which  we should, effortlessly, be  producing locally.

    This is a national travail. But where do we go from here?

    There has been far too many reports on the subject, examples being the following:

    Why government must revisit pulp and paper mills sale’- The Nation 09/10/2015;

    Nigeria Loses N180bn Due To The Collapse of 3 Paper Mills by Nairametrics 21/09/2015; Nigeria’s comatose mills – Business Day; Stakeholders lament comatose state of paper mills – The Vanguard 27/09/2015;

    Nigeria’s dying paper mills gasp for oxygen by The Guardian 09/08/2020;

    Paper Industry: A Sector in Death Throes – ThisDay 04/02/2022; and,

    Action needed to save paper industry from collapse – The Punch 04/06/2022. 

    Concerning this lurid situation, President Bola  Tinubu recently asked:“Where are the paper industries?”,

    in response to the address by members of the Newspaper Proprietors’Assocoation of Nigeria when they visited him. Happily, he promised to review all the policies negatively affecting the newspaper industry in the country.

    Below, I enumerate some of the  problems confronting the industty:

    (i)Inadequate raw materials and the unpreparedness of the companies in the sector to make use of  locally produced materials;

    (ii)Absence of facilities and equipment for paper testing, even in institutions of higher learning.

    (iii)Unhelpful government policies and a lack of interest in revitalising the paper mills.

    (iv)Lack of support from the sector for research in pulp and paper.

    (v)Low capacity building in terms of curriculum development.

    The paper industry holds much promise for job creation, throughout the value chain. It can contribute millions of jobs, and thus ameliorate the appalling youth employment in the country.

    Profitability of investment in the pulp and paper industry in Nigeria is guaranteed with global prices of various pulp types being even higher  than crude oil. For instance, a barrel of crude is equivalent to 139 kg in weight while a metric tonne of paper is 1000 kg. Thus, on the average, the price of crude oil from 2007 to 2020 was $79.24 while that of pulp was $836.71.

    By simple calculation, 1 kg of crude oil is $0.53 while 1 kg of paper is $0.85

    Given a combined Rated Mill Capacity of 265,000Mt (which is grossly below the required need of the nation), Nigeria  would, cumulatively,  have made $221,728,150 and over $5,543,203,750 in the last years before the mills were closed down or became ineffective.

    It can be deduced from these facts that if investors are given required enabling environment, the pulp and paper mills in Nigeria can effectively come back to life again and substantially contribute to the country’s economic growth by facilitating job creation as well as greening initiatives,  through the establishment of massive pulpwood plantations.  Several raw materials available in Nigeria, among them, kenaf, sterculia, pine, sisal, ficus, miraculous berry and bamboo, among others, have been identified as suitable for paper making.

    In order to achieve a quick recovery in the  sector, therefore, it is important to bear the following in mind:

    At the national level, there is the need to establish a paper commission to address the present situation in the entire sector and, in particular, provide the industry with a national road map.

    No country can develop without research and development. It is, therefore, long overdue for Nigeria to have a pulp and paper research institute.

    That is the answer to the President’s question about the whereabouts of both newsprint and the paper industry as this is what is done in countries which are serious about development. Indeed, the sheer paucity of foreign exchange in Nigeria should tell government that this is not one area it should needlessly be throwing it’s  scarce foreign exchange.

    Government should similarly provide an enabling environment to serious investors who are willing to put their hard – earned money in the sector.

    This could be through tax holidays, rebates on land acquisitions, zero duty on imported machines and equipment, and chemicals used in producing paper and related items – though duty waivers should now only sparingly be granted given the abuse to which they have  been prone.

    It is also high time that investors in the sector begin to show interest in funding Research and Development by committing substantial funds to same.

    Finally, the Federal government should find a lasting solution to the importation of books and paper products, as well as put an end to the printing of books and related materials from abroad.

  • Fubara needs to change tack

    Fubara needs to change tack

    IF Governor Siminalayi Fubara of Rivers State felt the peace deal he signed before the president in Abuja last Monday left him with the short end of the stick, he did not immediately betray his feelings. There were probably one or two others in his delegation who felt queasy like him. But a day later in Rivers State, when he addressed the 3rd Convocation and 6th Founders Day ceremonies of PAMO University of Medical Sciences in Iriebe Town, Obio Akpor local government area of the state, it had become obvious that he felt disadvantaged by the peace deal brokered by the president to end the simmering conflict unsettling Rivers. Plaintively, with lips quivering as he struggled to dam the tears welling up in him, he announced that no price was too high to pay to ensure peace in the state. He had had about 24 hours to reflect on the eight-point peace deal he signed, particularly items three, four and five which deal with the restoration of legislative leadership, representation of state budget, and re-absorption of 10 commissioners who had of their own volition resigned from his cabinet, and appeared chastened that he had been made to look less like the valiant warrior he had positioned himself to be in the early weeks of his battle with his mentor, FCT minister and former governor Nyesom Wike.

    There is a groundswell of opposition against the deal from his state inspired by two former governors, Rufus Ada George and Peter Odili as well as notable Ijaw leaders, including Edwin Clark, a former Information minister. The opposition against the deal is hardening, particularly with sundry street protests, but it is not clear whether it will acquire enough amperage in the weeks ahead to deflate and derail the agreement. Perhaps if the governor had not been compelled to take back the commissioners and submit to the Speaker Martin Amaewhule-led Assembly leadership, the governor’s hands would have been strengthened. The ex parte injunction granted him weeks ago had given him a distorted sense of political and constitutional supremacy, from which high grounds climbing down appears onerous and humiliating. If the tempo of the disgust against the deal is maintained, the hawks may yet have the upper hand. But that advantage will be unable to endure for very long. The state has not only wobbled into a legal and constitutional cul de sac, it has sadly displayed before the whole country its inability to produce inspiring leaders with the capacity to understand complex problems and issues and find resolutions.

    Some of the state’s leaders as well as analysts outside Rivers have suggested that the problem is essentially a constitutional one which the courts must be made to resolve. But there is nothing in the misunderstanding between the governor’s camp and Mr Wike’s forces that shows that the disagreement is either legal or constitutional. It may have morphed somewhat into a constitutional matter, but it began strictly and almost wholly as a political disagreement between Mr Fubara and his mentor over how the state is run. The governor is reported to have felt choked by his predecessor’s demands and insistences. So far, however, neither of the combatants has availed the public directly what the crux of the matter really is. There is a lot of waffling going on, with whispers and suspicions about money, influence and positions running riot. Interestingly, both have publicly limited themselves to the more sanguine and noble part of their disputes. Mr Wike talks about the betrayal of political structure, thereby cleverly rousing and pricking the conscience of leading politicians obsessed with such matters, while Mr Fubara talks about external meddlesomeness, indicating that his animus is directed against anyone who wants to compromise the sovereignty of the state. Both positions resonate with each man’s captive crowds.

    The Abuja deal obviously took off from the point of view of politics, believing that the misunderstanding between the governor and his predecessor is essentially outside the purview of the constitution and only tangentially related to the issue of law. There is of course sense in trying to resolve such matters from the point of view of the law and the constitution, for then such conflicts stand the chance of setting precedents and curating solutions that endure. In addition, some argue, it will help Nigerian democracy to stabilise and mature. This naturally suggests that the godfather phenomenon, with which the Rivers crisis is lathered, or the grander and nobler subject of mentorship from which prism Mr Wike’s supporters like to look at the problem, is both unknown to the constitution and fraught with moral and  interpretative difficulties. In the weeks ahead, as the protests in Port Harcourt are indicating, one of the two arguments will take the upper hand. The governor’s plaintive cry at the PAMO university convocation may indicate that at bottom he resents the deal, and would love to undermine it; but his statement about paying a high price for peace may also indicate that the pragmatist in him embraces the intuitive wisdom of downplaying the radicalism and threats of his young and ageing supporters. Given the complicated cut and thrust of Rivers State politics, if the presidency, which brokered the deal last Monday, is not already contemplating other political alternatives, it would be surprising. They should ponder their shrinking options.

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    No commentator on the Rivers crisis has failed to blame both the governor and his predecessor for the crisis stifling the state. Mr Wike is denounced as abrasive and overbearing, and Mr Fubara is dismissed as naïve and overreaching. Until the governor exploded in uncharacteristic rage, few except those close to him knew the pressures he endured from his predecessor. His problem, however, is his limited capacity in managing a godfather apparently consumed with his own fantasies, his inability to calibrate and moderate his reactions to his mentor’s provocations. His methods had been amateurish and boyish, sometimes wearing a distant and wistful look on his face; but in regards to the latest eruptions, nearly every step he has taken has been misplaced, every statement unreal, and his rallying cries uncourageous, superficial and unconvincing. To compound these faults with excessive display of emotions is to court disaster. Not to have a mind of his own and to wrap this failing in poor judgement led to the excessive and short-sighted response of demolishing the House of Assembly building to preempt his impeachment, an impeachment that was more bluff than real.

    On the surface, Mr Wike has appeared to have the upper hand in the peace deal. But in reality, he has also seemed to lose the public esteem he desperately covets. That means Mr Fubara has the opportunity to carve something extraordinary for himself, assuming he can surround himself with brilliant and farsighted advisers. Instead of crying over split milk, he should see what lemonade he can make from the lemon life has given him. He is obviously disadvantaged and shackled, and must now contend with a triumphant and skewed legislature as well as a cabinet that appears beholden to someone else. But it is in such hostile circumstances that leaders are forged. Mr Fubara seems at bottom committed to making the Abuja accord work. Let him, therefore, see how he can disarm the hostile lawmakers instead of combating them; and deploying all manner of suasions, let him also entrance his cabinet and inoculate them against division and bellicosity. He must find novel ways of resisting Mr Wike without openly engaging him in fruitless battles on hostile grounds. His side of the story, hitherto concealed, has come into the open; and while it portrays him as tactically inept, it nevertheless shows that his predecessor has been exacting. He needs to proceed warily, tactically, and must eschew the sanctimonious approach hardliners in the state are urging upon him.

    By now, Mr Wike must have known that he is in a very delicate position. By taking a ministerial appointment with the All Progressives Congress (APC) administration while still retaining his membership of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), he is running with the hare and hunting with the hounds, a guile every fibre in his being repudiates. The groundswell of opinion in Rivers is largely against him, especially with the governor’s hasty alliance with the Labour Party (LP), a group of highly motivated and pugnacious but unthinking partisans. If that dubious alliance is sustained, it will constitute a formidable opposition to Mr Wike and his defecting lawmakers, especially if he himself chooses to also defect. Even if the peace deal endures, there is no way the FCT minister can retain his hold on the state on the level he fantasises. He must begin to reassess his politics as scrupulously and realistically as he can muster. Mr Fubara is an impossible person to deal with, given the abysmal manner he fraternises with the ‘enemy’. Had that not been the case, it would have been advisable for the FCT minister to ensure a rapprochement with the governor and in addition ask his men to give him the fullest support in governing Rivers. But there are many around the governor who resent an Abuja potentate dictating to the state, especially when the state has a few wary ex-governors of its own, including the flip-flopping Dr Odili.

    Mr Wike’s friends in the APC must now begin to quietly reassess their politics, particularly the part that involves Rivers State in their electoral calculations. They need a buffer elsewhere, a plan B no less. Nothing guarantees that they will henceforth always get Rivers into the APC column. In fact, given the current mood in the state, and the unwise and hasty defections and resignations, Rivers is an electoral toss-up. The state is of course not also guaranteed for the PDP or LP in the years and elections ahead, seeing that both parties are likely to become engulfed in crisis sooner or later, but it can play a great spoiler in 2027. APC leaders, Senator Adams Oshiomhole revealed at a book launch in Abuja last week, enjoy internecine wars and cannot always be trusted to fight bravely and consensually. Factions of the ruling party, for various reasons, may want to exploit and harden the division in Rivers. Rivers is, therefore, in a flux; so, too, is politics 2027. The ongoing crisis in the state, which mercifully is yet to ossify, should be sensibly managed to prevent it from convulsing the nation. But there are no guarantees that both Mr Fubara and Mr Wike can manage their egos well enough not to impede their goals or ambitions. Sadly, the greater responsibility of finding a happy ending to the Rivers saga lies with the APC and Mr Wike, not the governor who is playing victimhood very elegantly and adroitly.

    Strangely, too, Rivers State elders, including Mr Wike and the governor, are unable to appreciate or properly decipher the state’s regnant culture or zeitgeist. The entire state is culpable. As governor, Mr Wike waxed lyrical over the state, constituting his own troubadour, belabouring his opponents, and traducing monarchs. They suffered his harangues for years, gritting their teeth and dancing to his tunes. Once he left, the elders and stakeholders simply transferred their allegiances to the new men in the saddle, desensitised to their own lack of fidelity to and even disinterest in any political virtue. The constitution and the law never mattered. With Mr Fubara, despite his glaring flaws, his abysmal misreading of history and lack of principles and almost total ignorance of ideology, the state’s elders have seen and embraced a new champion. Their fecklessness proved lethal in the last polls, and it will define and stultify both the politics of the state in the coming years as well as distort future polls. Decades of returning fantastic polling figures may have now given way to the shocking realism of BVAS, but those years and structural and electoral changes have not reconstructed electoral behavior on a scale that gives hope for predictability and a great and enduring future. For stakeholders and elders who never cared about the constitution for years, it is shocking that they now rhapsodise its beauty and sacrosanctness.

    However, Rivers State is not alone in projecting the politics of opportunism. With the exception of a few political leaders who make tokenistic appeal to ideology or any other thing that appears a little lofty, most states and politicians subscribe to nothing more than the politics of expediency. This column suggested last week and at other times in the past that Mr Wike, apart from being unideological himself, settled on Mr Fubara as his successor for the wrong reasons, chief among which was his successor’s presumed loyalty and perhaps engaging stoicism. Like other states which adopted that flawed approach to succession, Rivers cannot produce a different, idealised outcome. The Abuja deal cannot in any way promote peace for the long term. The problem is much more fundamental than defecting lawmakers and resigning commissioners. Mr Wike may have some advantage now, but he will have to adopt statesmanlike attitude far more subliminal than he is capable of to produce the outcome everyone dreams about. And Mr Fubara himself, who is believed to be incapable of his predecessor’s charismatic politics and quick wittedness, must find and surround himself with incredible beings of sound judgement and philosophy capable of creating the political environment lawyers and constitutionalists around Nigeria talk very glibly about. He has disavowed the virtue of joining his predecessor to create an ironclad system capable of withstanding outside stresses or of imbibing a defined and centralising ideology; he will face the possibility, like the intransigent Mr Wike himself, of being defeated or damaged separately. It is unfortunately difficult to be optimistic as the state cavorts in mediocrity and poor leadership all-round. 

  • As blindness leads to new visions

    As blindness leads to new visions

    On a scale of comparison for complexity and complication, this outgoing year will go down as one of the most intriguing and perplexing since the dawn of civilization. Despite his reputation for higher intelligence, the human species has not demonstrated much intelligence when and where it comes to organizing and ordering his own affairs.

     Despite specks of brilliant developments which may eliminate famine and hunger in the most developed parts of the world, there is also growing evidence of a universal collapse of charity and the human capacity to understand and tolerate each other as seen in person to person, nation to nation, religion to religion and race to race relationship. It is this fundamental character defect of unemotional intelligence which holds the key to further human capacity building and not startling ll advancement.

     We can understand the plight of Africa and the capacity to shock the rest of the world with pristine savagery. Sudan has not had a functioning state for over a year, but it is in excellent company. All over the continent, statehood is a fluid and volatile business which often exchanges batons with anarchy or organized official banditry.

    But how does the civilized world explain the horrific and apocalyptic carnage of Gaza Strip as Israel pounds the Hamas overlords into submission? How does the slow-motion destruction of Ukraine which has been going on for almost two years now while the civilized world watches in powerless perdition make sense? With the stricken people of Gaza reverting to sign language and primitive modes of transportation, a dawn of de-civilization appears to be underway in the area.

     Some analysts have contended that the appalling human mess such as we are witnessing the world over is nature’s way of asserting its suzerainty over human affairs and of curbing our illusion that we are on our way to becoming undisputed masters of the universe. The human species murdered and pillaged its way into universal dominion over other contending hominids. The logic and manner of ascendancy and domination is unlikely to end with our species.

      What we are witnessing may well be a replay of that struggle for the survival of the fittest at another level. At the end of it all, the human species may become so enervated and exhausted that it may pave the way for the emergence of another master species already lurking in the shadow; or out of sheer apathy and weariness humankind may suddenly be surprised into submission by its own creation on a clear beautiful day.

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       The Middle East gave human civilization its two most powerful and successful religions to date. They do not derive their power and achievement from the beauty of their message or the transcendental scope of their vision of humanity, but from their capacity for organized violence and relentless militarization of conversion.

    When the capacity of one to enforce its universal writ petered out outside the gates of Vienna after slogging it all the way from conquered Constantinople, the other took over. The world would never be the same again.

       From there, it was a straightforward route over the Dark Age to the Enlightenment and the Industrial Revolution. The interplay of fortuitous forces and geographical placement as well as the fact that historically Western Europe was on the periphery of classical feudalism pushed the continent ahead of other continents in the sweepstakes of modernization and its booty. The discovery of the two continents of America followed and the creeping colonization of Africa commenced.

        Almost two thousand years after being expelled from their ancestral homestead, the Israelites are back in the same place but this time as a conquering colonial power themselves. There is no other way Israel can sustain its brutal writ and iron grip over the Gaza Strip without assuming the formal trappings of a colonizing imperium. The Israelis groaned and wailed under the savage yoke of their Roman conquerors. Now it is the turn of their Arab cousins.

      The same goes for Russia and its cruel exertions in its former colony, Ukraine. For centuries until the Soviet Union imploded, the Ukrainians felt the icy grip of their powerful Slavic cousins. It is an understatement to aver that Russia covets Ukrainian riches and stupendous human resources and is willing to ignore ineffectual international condemnation to achieve its objective.

    It is on record that Vladimir Putin considers the collapse of the Soviet Empire as the greatest geopolitical catastrophe to have befallen his country in the modern era. This enthusiasm is not shared by most Ukrainians who regard themselves as more politically advanced and culturally sophisticated than their Russian relations. The average Russian balks at this, claiming that the veneer and gloss of modern civilization paraded by Ukraine is a result of Russian generosity and labour.

      The situation is thus set for a duel onto death and a collision of altars which can only end in conquest and submission rather than negotiation and conciliation. Russia does not seem to mind Ukraine disintegrating after seizing a huge chunk of the nation. But to maintain its vice grip and give its dominion a semblance of statehood, Russia would have to take on the role of a colonizing emporium for the second time.

      The rest of the world is compelled to look askance, given the growing impotence of the UN and its utter powerlessness when it comes to dealing with the superpowers. Hobbled by its manifest frailties, the African Union lacks the voice and the gravitas to intervene in any matter. Haven gone through a disastrous run of incompetent leadership caused by cronyism and chumminism, Great Britain is understandably quiet and supine.

     France is chafing and chomping having been expelled from its overseas holding which it has milked without any milk of human kindness for centuries. Emmanuel Macron appears to have lost a bit of his bounce and swerve after his brinkmanship failed so disastrously in Niger Republic. The French extreme right is not taking all this lying low.

       A leading light has suggested the equivalent of the guillotine treatment for Emmanuel Macron for losing the plot in Africa and for letting the much despised Black people unto the secret of their misery and historic privation. This coming from the country of liberte, egalite, and fraternite is a new low in a history of arrogant duplicity and deviousness.

      It is noteworthy that after the French were ejected, Niger became the fastest growing economy in the world. One can imagine what a vast difference this new found wealth will make to the fortunes of the average Nigeriene if it does not disappear into private pockets. So much for colonial exploitation and brigandage.

       As the memorable year swings to a close, the question on everybody’s lips is who will redeem western inspired civilization as we know it from its self-inflicted wounds? Certainly not America which prides itself on its own Exceptionalism and messianic destiny. America is in danger of imploding from its own contradictions, particularly from the unresolved National Question about whether a nation laying claim to universal freedom of humanity can also play host to such dehumanizing inequities and survive.

      The land of the founding fathers, of Washington, Jefferson, Jay, Hamilton and all those heroic figures who cobbled together a new type of nation is in critical danger of a swift descent into an authoritarian distemper the like of which these sages and avatars could not have contemplated. In Donald Trump, the descendant of an immigrant from Germany who was expelled for draft-dodging, America seems to have found its nemesis.

     If Trump prevails in next year’s poll, the enlightened wager is that America may dissolve into anarchy with the possibility of the entire nation being consumed in a secessionist conflagration. A toxic and polarizing conman, Trump had already caused enough division in the land to last a whole generation, and that is if it survives him.

       America is a victim of its own success. By forcibly homogenizing several disparate entities under the rubric of a new type of human society with democratic ideals and under the capitalist ethos of life more abundant for everybody, Uncle Sam was tempting fate too hard.

    In such circumstances, something must give as harsh realities confront visionary daydreaming, rendering the whole project nugatory. Yet as the American project has taught the world no nation can move forward without some visionary daydreaming and Utopian yearning encapsulated in the thoughts and vision of its founding fathers.

        In local parlance, the masquerade that arrives early to the village dancing square to exhibit his skills will soon join them in the spectators’ stand.  Several novel types of human societies are visible in the horizon threatening to put paid to the dominance of America and other western nation-types. First, is the Israeli-type messianic warrior-nation based on permanent mobilization of the people for war and unending strife and buoyed by the Masada complex of fighting to the last man.

      Second is the Chinese model of mobilizing the entire society for progress and enhanced prosperity which is powered by Confucius-inspired State Capitalism disguised as Communism. Within seventy years of its existence, China has lifted almost ninety percent of its people out of poverty. Politically, the society is more cohesive and economically less polarized.

     The tradeoff is a harshly authoritarian climate which brooks no dissent or political rascality. The bet is that as the society becomes more prosperous and economically independent, questions will be asked. But it should not be forgotten that this is a malleable, docile and acquiescent society which sees the state as a benevolent and caring father-figure. The modern rulers of China seem to have plugged all the loopholes of mainstream dissent. Tiananmen Square is almost thirty five remote years in memory. The youthful veterans of that remarkable uprising have become potbellied elders in exile.  

    Fourth is the Arab miracle of the Emirates where remarkable discipline and focus anchored on a skilled devolution of economic, political and military power among the emirates has managed to clear away within a generation centuries of feudalistic accretions and their cobwebs leading to startling modernization and an investment capitalism which has turned Dubai into a global powerhouse of financial wheeling and dealing.  Six decades ago, the entire country was a fetid feudal back wood bristling with sand and dunes. Today, the glitzy emporium and glittering skyline of the postmodern city of Dubai rival any Western capital.

      Finally, there is the frankly authoritarian but prudent, Spartan and economically disciplined state of Singapore which has managed to transit to the First World from the Third World in a single generation. When it was summarily expelled from Malaysia, Singapore was a festering colonial backwater swarming with slums and shanties. With pride and fierce determination, Lee Kuan Yew seized it by the scruff of the neck dragging it to modernity by  force.

      Today, Singapore feels better than most Western nations and its infrastructure vastly superior. There are also stand-between societies such as the Japanese and South Korean whose elite are culturally driven by a sense of what is right and proper and will do the needful if they are adjudged to have contravened societal norms.  

    Unfortunately, while the world is stirring and creating itself anew amidst many conflagrations, Africa has been missing on this radar, this stellar congregation of transformational leadership. To suggest that Africa has not produced its own fair share of transformational leadership would amount to a genetic scandal. Where will one put the Nkrumahs, the Awolowos, the Cabral, the Nyereres and the Samoras?

       In retrospect, it would appear that the cultural and tribal obstacles that some of these avatars rightly identified as barriers to genuine nationhood returned to haunt their aspirations because the solutions they offered could not withstand the difficulties on ground.  What is playing out in many African nations attests to the fact that in multi-ethnic nations with religious and cultural fissures, it is often very difficult to produce a leader with a transcendental vision of his society who also transformational.

       But to produce a nation or a society worthy of global admiration and emulation, a pacesetter for jaded humanity, postcolonial Africa must come up with this stellar combination: a leadership with a cosmopolitan vision that transcends narrow ethnic and cultural divides and the intellectual strength and energy to transform his nation.   

  • And Williams puts ’em down

    And Williams puts ’em down

    This is not about the Williams you think, stupid.  That other one cannot hold a candle to the feet of this one. This is about Raymond Williams, the most brilliant and arguably the greatest English literary critic of his generation. It has been noted by some of his biographers that the borders Williams had the least respect for were disciplinary borders, and so his work straddles the rigidly patrolled borders of Literary Criticism, Sociology, Political Science and Cultural Theory.

      Why can’t this chap just do plain practical criticism like I.E Richards, or good old plot summary and  textual explication like F.R Leavis, William Empson, Frank Kermode and the whole lot of them and leave us alone to work out his place in the great tradition, or what is the meaning of all this convoluted and clever nonsense, his mournful traducers would complain.

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       But Raymond Williams would have none of that.  As he grew older, Williams, a working class lad of Welsh origins, became more and more appalled by the granite social discrimination and encrusted class based divisions in his beloved country. His criticism also became so strident and unsparing that some of his critics who might have known him in youth insisted that he should reclaim his original name of Jim which to them was of more working class and proletarian provenance.

      They missed the trail. When the future Cambridge professor, having won a grammar school scholarship to the same institution, arrived in his hostel to register, he was appalled and irritated to no end that it took the porters such a long time to find his name on the roll. On noticing his discomfiture, one of the porters who combined unctuousness with self-importance, bore down on the bounder.

       “Sir, many of these names were put down at birth”, he announced to Williams.

       “Oh, I really wish they were put down, I really wish so”, came the indignant response from the young Raymond relentlessly pursuing class animosities.

      Here is wishing our readers a Christmas Turkey dinner that cannot be put down.