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  • Gov Masari and Katsina’s self-defence force

    Gov Masari and Katsina’s self-defence force

    Last Tuesday was the third time in one year that  bandits  State governor Aminu Masari would be asking indigenes of the state to take up arms against bandits and other terrorists making life unbearable for them. He had first made the call in June last year, reiterated it again in August, and then asserted it last December, perhaps to erase all doubts. He of course didn’t begin his forays into rebel and bandit territory with the resolve to fight them to the death. Like Kaduna State governor Nasir el-Rufai, but a little more measured, refined and less apocalyptic, he had begun very optimistically by negotiating with the bandits, taking photographs with them, and paying them stipends, all measures interpreted by some analysts as ransom payment. At the time, this column thought his efforts amounted to appeasement. Spurned and left with egg on his face, Mallam Masari had gently gravitated into a hard line posture, denouncing negotiations and threatening dire consequences. Over months, he had oscillated between tough stance and negotiations, until he could do no other.

    Finally, by the middle of last year, he had come to the conclusion, again like Mallam el-Rufai, that carrot and stick policy was meaningless. He had nothing else left for the bandits, he growled, but guns and bullets. Then began his dilemma. First, he egged on the military and the police to take the battle to the bandits in their redoubts, promising to back the security agents with all the resources the state could muster. And when the security agencies seemed to falter, he praised them nonetheless, and swore to devote more resources and moral support. Second, soon after he realised that the country’s security agencies were overstretched and unable to deliver on the promises their oaths asked of them, he gradually drifted into the epiphanic reaction which pushed him into the gross pessimism that has kept him permanently flustered. This is probably one of the reasons he called for self-defence.

    However, six months of calling for a measure that is troublingly unconstitutional, which he defends on the grounds of Islamic jurisprudence, has yielded very little but more massacres and horrifying violations of the sanctity of life by bandits. Many northern intellectuals, including some discerning political leaders, have argued that the crisis and the unending killings are clearly existential between Hausa and Fulani, and between farmers and pastoralists. That the crisis has morphed into banal anomie replete with all manner of crimes may increase the outrage, but it does not hide the fact that it is existential. By all accounts, the crisis in the north-western part of Nigeria is a mini civil war. The bandits are well armed, but the so-called self-defence forces designed to counter them, who are categorised as vigilantes, are poorly armed, when they are armed at all. Some of them, as recent reports indicate, are armed with nothing more than catapults.

    When Mallam Masari made his call for self-defence on Tuesday in Katsina, newspapers reported that some jeered him. If they did, it is not clear why they did, whether it has anything to do with the nigh impossibility of procuring weapons, or whether they thought the governor’s promise to back them was misplaced. Perhaps they had expected the state government to procure the weapons and distribute to the locals. He could of course not contemplate that measure because it would be clearly illegal. And would the locals procuring weapons not be embracing a measure that is clearly illegal, despite the tenuous jurisprudential support Islamic canon allegedly confers on self-defence? Of course, it would be, though the governor attempts to circumvent that lacuna by admonishing them to register the arms with the police. This is obviously a legal and societal cul de sac.

    Analysts have reminded the public that last February, Defence minister Bashir Magashi had also urged north-westerners buffeted by bandit attacks to embark on self-defence. He had sneered at how cowardly they turned and ran when bandits who were probably not armed with more than a few bullets intimidated them. The public had been stupefied by the minister’s panacea. In any case, video after video, not to talk of reports by victims of banditry, have shown that the bandits are well armed, not with a few bullets but also in some cases machine guns, RPGs and anti-aircraft guns. To urge locals to confront such men with nothing more than hunting guns, machetes and catapults, despite their vaunted bravery, would be utterly suicidal. Naturally, after being repeatedly worsted, such feats of derring-do have petered off.

    Except on some few occasions, Mallam Masari’s admonition to the locals to form themselves into self-defence forces will go largely unheeded. There will be some activities in that direction, and angry and exasperated locals will be ready to take on the bandits with bare hands, but such efforts will be futile, sporadic and insignificant. The crisis, it is clear, is deeper than what bare hands and great resolve can handle. Nay, it is even more than what a state can handle on its own. The crisis is cultural, ethnic, economic, and to a little extent political. The federal government has responsibility for the security of the people. It cannot casually devolve that responsibility to the people or self-defence forces without amending the constitution. Should the constitution be amended to enable everyone bear arms, banditry would reduce considerably, and a group of bandits would think twice and arm themselves much more before taking on a determined people.

    Bandits have their grouses, which they have incompetently and criminally expressed. States must acknowledge these grouses and proffer the right and relevant solutions. The federal government dithered for years in responding to and addressing the crisis, and even now has strangely not responded adequately and competently. It must eschew sentiments and respond firmly. No state can administer any panacea until some measure of pacification has been achieved in the Northwest. Mallam Masari was desperate to urge self-defence; but there are too many legal and constitutional strictures to enable whatever other measures he might adumbrate to work. Worse, despite the urgency of the problem, and how quickly it had festered, self-defence will only complicate the crisis. This is why the first meaningful step can only be taken by the federal government, assuming it understands what to do beyond deploying troops and fighter jets.

    COVID-19 variants battle booster jabs

    Tentative reports from the scientific community in Europe and America as well as the World Health Organisation (WHO) have suggested that the recent spike in Covid-19 infections globally could be fuelled by a combination of Delta and Omicron variants acting in synergy. They label the recombinant variant Delmicron. They, however, insist that no definitive studies exist yet on the new variant. But last week, another report suggests that WHO fears that worse news about Covid-19 infection could still be lurking around the corner. According to the report, a variant quite distinct from any existing variant, and which appears capable of evading existing vaccination, might manifest soon. Israel is thought to have already discovered another variant.

    Existing vaccination protocols indicate that two jabs plus a booster jab should do the trick of mitigating the effects of Covid-19. No one is sure, however, that after the recommended two jabs and a booster, other booster jabs would not be indicated soon. But to now add the suspicion that a new and probably intractable variant could soon come that would defy existing vaccinations, regardless of booster jabs, is, to put it mildly, truly nightmarish. If Delmicron would soon be a child’s play, then the world should brace for heavy impact. Arguments about suspicious motives behind Covid-19 jabs will become pointless in the face of new, vaccination-resistant variants, whatever its futuristic name might be.

  • You can still enjoy your sex life

    You can still enjoy your sex life

    Worrying about insignificant things has serious implications on one’s sex life.

    Some couples hardly en joy their sex lives as they should. For instance, some men are so burdened by the size of their organs, which does not make much sense to women. So, husbands should be at peace with themselves. A survey of 50,000 men and women showed that the majority of women (85 percent) are content with the size of their husband’s penis, while nearly half of the men (45 percent) were unhappy with their package. In essence, wives should let their husbands know that they care more about them.

    According to a study carried out in 2008, at the University of Zurich, both men and women release oxytocin, called the ‘cuddle hormone’ during lovemaking. This strengthens the bond between new moms and their babies. So, what does that mean for men? Oxytocin boosts their desire for intimacy and their feelings of trust.

    Therefore, what is sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander. Wives, don’t be in a hurry ‘to put the food off the stove.’ Just stay for a few minutes. He needs to be cuddled too, and his nipples are as much fun as yours. Wives also know how it feels when their husbands deliberately ignore their nipples during foreplay or sex. Definitely, no woman likes it. So, why are you ignoring him? Men’s nipples are as important to them as yours are to you. More than half of the men surveyed in a 2006 study conducted by the University of Sheffield in England confessed that the stimulation of their nipples caused or enhanced their arousal. But only 17 percent ever asked for it, because they expected their wives to know the right thing to do at that point.

    Couples should not forget that variety is the spice of life…and of sex. Whether you do it in a spare room, penthouse, kitchen floor or bathroom, just try something new

    The belief that women do not get easily aroused isn’t true in all cases. Show the best of affection to your wife and see her respond in a jiffy. In a 2007 study, wives who receive lots of affection get turned on easily. The researchers at McGill University in Montreal, Canada who used thermal imaging technology discovered that men who watch their wives undress become fully aroused in 664.6 seconds (11 minutes), compared to their wives, who took 743 seconds (12 minutes) while receiving the best of affection.

    If your sex life isn’t hot, it is simply because you’re cold. Research from the Netherlands shows that couples with cold feet had a harder time reaching orgasm — only 50 percent made it. When couples put on socks, the number jumped to 80 percent. The climatic condition of our country is definitely a good sex start-jumper. To some wives, the musky smell of their husband’s sweat can be a real turn-on for them. You really can’t tell what can be a sex turn on for your wife. Ask so that you can have the best of sex. In a 2007 study at the University of California, Berkeley, it was established that the scent of men boosts women’s sexual arousal, mood, heart beat and blood pressure.

    It’s never too late for the elderly couples to steal a moment out now and then. Even if having sex is something you do only on special occasion like birthdays, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day and so on, you can always get back on track. You may have to force yourself at first, but the more you do it, the more you want to do it. Start with once a month, then once a week, and who knows? Maybe you’ll be a once-a-day elderly couple. There is no harm in trying. Sometimes, some elderly husbands gather together and discuss their sex lives with themselves as old friends. And some get off the hook after listening to some of their friends’ exploits, even when such stories are mere fabrications.

    Old women should also not hide their feelings. But if you tired or having headache and any good reason why you do not want to give in to the demands of your wife on sex, do not be ashamed to say it out.

    It could be funny. But it was discovered through a 2009 survey carried out at the Newcastle University in England that women who have wealthy husbands and healthy marriages have more orgasms than those who are living in abject poverty.

    Young wives married to older husbands should realise that they have to create the mood and atmosphere when it comes to having a hot and sizzling form of sex. Contrary to popular belief, men aren’t always ready and willing to all the time. Middle aged men also go through their own form of menopause, as their testosterone levels also drop. After the age of 30, testosterone levels decline approximately by one percent every year, with a steep drop between the ages of 45 and 50.

    So, if he seems not interested in your advances, take it easy. And if you have not yet discovered, the toes, fingers, earlobes and back of the knees are key erogenous zones for both men and women. Romance could last forever if you let it be. New research shows that long-term marital relationships can keep their sexual chemistry, intensity and engagement going strong.

    If you are an old wife and sex does not appeal to you any longer, it is because of hormonal changes in your body. This is how it feels – You always experience bleeding; your sex drive has shriveled up; you’re very dry now; your mood swings and so on. What you are expected to do is to be positive about life. Be optimistic, you can still enjoy your sex life.

     

    QUESTION

    Your article on kissing on Saturday, November 21, 2009 opened my eyes to a lot of things. It was a fantastic piece.

    One of the regular readers of the column wrote about wives that always want to starve their husbands of sex.

    To be candid, as a married man myself, I cheat on my wife occasionally. Yes indeed, I do. It is definitely not right. No, it is a grievous sin. But I do it at least monthly. Why? You may ask. It borders on the same point that the man raised in his article.

    Wives don’t give sex as much as they should. It could be true that men are not as romantic as they should, but then, if we don’t get enough sex in the home, we have to go outside. And believe me; those Lagos girls are ever ready for action. My wife is beautiful and sexy. But she always complains that she is tired. We have children and I know this makes it challenging. However, it does not mean we should only do it once in three weeks. I thought it was only me. But after reading your column last week, I realised that it is an epidemic. Yes, Funmi, men cheat on their wives too much. It is not right. I think both men and women are at fault.

    It would be shocking to tell you that at least 60% of Lagos men cheat on their wives. Yes. While wives always complain of tiredness, men come under pressure from these pretty girls all over the place. I know that most of the men in my company (telecoms sector) regularly do it. Many don’t even enjoy it. But it’s the only way to relieve pressure, while we don’t want our wives to know.

    Now, I have two girls that I see regularly. They are nice single girls and we like each other. They know I’m married, but they don’t really mind. They do it because they enjoy the sex too. Many say it is because of money, but the truth is that it is not so. These single girls want men who care for them, spend time with them and say nice things which they don’t see from single men of their age.

    I am writing this because I don’t like cheating on my wife. I don’t. I love her so much. But as any man in his forties would confess, we need good sex regularly, at least once a week. When I don’t get it, I always call these girls and we meet after work. We don’t love each other, but we enjoy each other’s company and have great sex.

    Now, I am much older. I can understand why our fathers always used to have girls out there. And the mothers used to say the girls had juju or something. It is all a big lie – the girls always get the married men because their legs are ready to open without any begging, pleading and bribing.

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    I feel wives should be implored to stop destroying their marriages. There is an epidemic here that we need to watch out for. I have promised myself that I won’t do it again. But if I don’t get sex from my wife for three weeks, I know I will do it again.

     

    ANSWER

    Thanks for your comment. I am sure this is food for thought and l know our women out there will not only read this, but will make necessary adjustments. However, I would like to say that the mere fact that everybody is doing something does not make it right. With the help of God, we can make up our minds to be an exception.

     

    QUESTION

    I got married about seven years ago and the marriage is blessed with two lovely kids; a girl and a boy of 6 and 2 years old respectively. I fall in the category of men who didn’t have the ‘best of time’ sexually before marriage due to parental strictness and guidance (a blessing in disguise, you will say). Hence, I was looking forward to a sexually enjoyable and explosive marriage. I met my wife a virgin and she never allowed me to have sexual intercourse during our courtship.

    The first six months of our marriage was beautiful when it comes to sex between couples. After then, her interest dwindled; she did not initiate sex anymore and I became more of burden anytime I demanded sex at night. I am a Christian and I know what the Bible says about adultery.

    These days, I’m lucky when I’m able to have it once in a week; best case scenario is twice in a week. I’ve tried my best to make her happy by buying her gifts from time to time; but the effect does not last long. I bought a Honda for her use (even though the registration is in my name).

    It’s becoming so frustrating. I’ve tried on a couple of occasions to make her read your columns, but she doesn’t; she’s not an avid reader. I’m giving up the fight and I don’t want to look for pleasure outside my marriage, even though the temptation is always there.

    I’m confused.

     

    ANSWER

    Sincere appreciation for sharing your experience with me, especially, the fact that you have not taken irrational decisions. I would also want to add that you should try and create a time to actually pour out your heart to your wife. I’m so sure that when she sees the importance, she would definitely change, because no woman wants to see her marriage destroyed. You can do this by going on a weekend vacation to a free, quiet and private place together. Keep the children with trusted friends and just go out alone together. This eradicates stress and helps both of you to unwind.

    You should also remember that affection and foreplay means a lot to many ladies. If you skip foreplay, most of them feel as if they are being legally raped or put under the knife of a surgeon. Then, make sure that you address her in a befitting manner, and not the way a house girl is addressed.

     

    QUESTION

    My wife is slim. She says penetrative sex does not make her experience orgasm. When I read your column about foreplay and I tried what you said, it didn’t work. I don’t know the part of her body that will make her experience orgasm faster and her breast is just too small; smaller than a bra 32 size. As for ‘eating’ her, I can’t do that. Please reply to me and I would be grateful.

     

     ANSWER

    There are many parts in a lady’s body that can make her experience orgasm. Virtually all the areas of a woman’s body can help her experience it; even by talking to her emotions. A simple talk, caresses whisperings and passionate touches here and there in any part of her body will do the magic. So, irrespective of the size of her breast, she can still experience orgasm with or without penetrative sex. To your second question, using your tongue on your wife’s vagina has no negative effect on your health; just make sure her vagina is very clean and neat.

  • #Northisbleeding protests and their complexities

    #Northisbleeding protests and their complexities

    In the past two weeks, a gale of protests has swept through some northern cities demanding an end to the bloodshed caused by bandits and insurgents. The bandits and insurgents will of course not listen to the protesters, nor will they pay heed to the hysterical call by the Kaduna State governor, Nasir el-Rufai, to put them comprehensively to the sword, rank and file, rather than negotiate. Unlike the early years of the Boko Haram insurgency, when it looked like the militants promoted a religious objective and few northerners were interested in labeling them terrorists, the North is today enthralled by a court decision to categorise bandits operating in the Northwest and elsewhere as terrorists. Suddenly, the North is not only united in their views about terrorism in the region, they are unanimous in encouraging the government to fight the menace with everything at its disposal.

    The protests sweeping through some northern cities sexily coalesced under #Northisbleeding, and though the law enforcement agencies have unconstitutionally clamped down on the organisers of the protests and even dispersed the protesters, they are fairly well received. There have been vitriolic attacks on the Muhammadu Buhari administration by many victims of banditry and insurgency, some of them women raped by bandits. Though some of their children and husbands were either conscripted into banditry or killed, these attacks and criticisms have not clearly translated into concerted protests capable of unseating the government or forcing it into taking drastic and effective actions to curb banditry and stem the flow of blood. The #Northisbleeding protests have been remarkable, particularly because it is targeted against an administration which, for most northerners, captures popular northern imagination. But the protests are still not of a scale that can be described as earth-shattering.

    The reason may not be far removed from the dilemma many northerners face about the Buhari administration. The administration has acted sometimes in tandem with the power obsession and ethnic exceptionalism the region has cottoned on to since the 1966 countercoup. The administration has also gestured, sometimes very profoundly, in the direction of the religious activism the region seems constantly enamoured of. And, finally, with a national cabinet whose commanding heights have been dominated by indigenes of the region, not to say a kitchen cabinet also indisputably dominated by the region, northerners are in large measure conflicted about the administration. On the one hand, they bear the huger brunt of the bloodshed drenching the country; and on the other hand, they are well placed within the administration.

    But the rest of the country is predictably reluctant to admire the spirit behind the protests or confer it with any degree of respectability. They believe that when it comes to the crux, the protests as well as the organisers will shrivel like worms on a hot stove. Having being disappointed for decades in the hope that northerners would join southerners to fight for justice and democracy, believing that these virtues do not have regional definitions and affiliations, they are now forever wary of any kind of activism that originates from the blighted region. This is, however, not to suggest that the North is not bleeding, or that the bleeding has not been considerably disruptive. What seems to be at stake is how to curb the menace and restore the region to its previous position as a bastion of quietude.

    In the estimation of Mallam el-Rufai, bandits should never be negotiated with, but killed, all of them to the last man, because of the evil, disruption and setback they have caused the region. On the surface, he is right. In fact, it seems that after many years of dithering, the Buhari administration has finally come round to the realisation that bandits are incorrigible and should be bombed off. The government has, therefore, prepared a range of weapons to carry out the task. It is encouraged in its decision by the fact that some northern states had in the past negotiated with the bandits, reached a truce with them, only for the bandits to renege on the deals because of the benefits that accompany banditry. Last week, the president himself met with his security chiefs and, like ex-president Goodluck Jonathan did before him, resolved to stamp out banditry before the next general election. It is not clear just how successful he will be. But undoubtedly, the new-found resolve to single-mindedly go after the bandits will yield some fruits. The fruits may not last, and may not even be total or comprehensive, but they will be significant, if not substantial.

    Mallam el-Rufai himself was an apostle of appeasement and ransom payment years back, just like most traditional monarchs in the region who previously placated the precursors of the bandits by denying their activities and then rationalising their nefarious deeds. Today, there is no dispute about who the bandits are or what they want. As some analysts alleged years ago, the president himself gave the impression that he was reluctant to label the bandits as terrorists or to authorise the use of deadly force against them. #Northisbleeding may not be total and encompassing, but it gives some sense of unanimity about what the North is going through and why the region is interested in saving itself from dissolving into anarchy. There is, however, no proof that it wants anything more than restoring normality and making the region and its highways safe for travel and economic activities.

    But whether the region is interested in really getting to the bottom of the existential crisis it is facing is another thing entirely. If the North is capable of doing critical and comprehensive self-assessment, will its leaders be honest to acknowledge what they see of themselves, the years and regime of unfairness they have inspired, the religious dichotomy they have built to the extent of spurning the secularist provisions of the constitution, the unfettered corruption their elite have built into governance which has pauperised whole populations, and the defensiveness that drives their obsessive and remorseless contest for national office? They are concentrating on fighting and killing bandits and insurgents, but they must work pari passu on the factors that give oxygen and nourishment to the criminals which have made the region unsafe for everyone.

    Osinbajo, Yusuf Buhari and turbaning

    Is there anything abnormal about the Emir of Duara, Farouk Umar, turbaning Yusuf Buhari, the president’s son? Absolutely nothing abnormal. The emir explained that President Muhammadu Buhari’s contributions to Daura and the nation merited his son’s elevation into the Daura emirate council. The younger Buhari is now Talban Daura and district head of Kwasarawa community. He should be congratulated, and as he beamed two Saturdays ago when the honour was conferred on him, he was obviously pleased.

    What is, however, incongruous is the presence on that occasion of some political heavyweights, including Vice-President Yemi Osinbajo, Senate President Ahmed Lawan, Speaker of the House of Representative Femi Gbajabiamila, Governors Aminu Masari of Katsina State, and Abdullahi Ganduje of Kano State. Prof Osinbajo wants to succeed President Buhari, and his contact men are busy wrapping up endorsements; but to dignify this kind of ceremony with his attendance takes obsequiousness to a new level. Mallam Masari is of course the state governor and host, but to also have the heads of the National Assembly in attendance offends the country’s sensibility and poorly reflects the Nigerian, and how low he is sometimes inclined to grovel for a selfish cause.

  • ICYMI: Love made in NYSC camp

    ICYMI: Love made in NYSC camp

    Trust Nigerians, they have been latching on to the news of the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) member and the female soldier, Private Akinlabi Sofiyat, that are entangled by Cupid since their love tango went viral some days ago. Such stories of the heart will always continue to make the rounds. For me, though, in addition to this, they also provide an escape from the usual bad news emanating from our governments. When last have we heard cheering news from government? When?

    That reminds me of the ‘Person of the Year’ story that this paper published last Sunday. When we settled for NOBODY as our person of the year, with the bandit as the first runner-up, the foot soldier, etc, we knew what we were doing. This is a country where leaders brandish all manner of awards. Yet, see the way we are. The truth is that most awards in the country have been bastardised, with the trophies usually going to the highest bidder. That is why birds now cry like rats and rats cry like birds. That is why Nigeria is jaga jaga. I can now understand why Chief Olusegun Obasanjo was angry when a musician sang Nigeria jaga jaga in his time as president. This is the Nigeria jaga jaga proper. Sorry, the thing is getting on my nerves again.

    The truth is; I always like to take advantage of stories like the one in question whenever they break, if only to have a break from the usual stories of bad governance that have been our lot “from time immemorial”, as the Late O. Lawal used to say in his Economics textbooks.

    There has been no respite since the video of the male NYSC member who proposed to the female soldier at the Yikpata Orientation Camp of the NYSC in Kwara State went viral about two weeks ago. The corps member in the video was on his knees as he inserted the ring into the finger of the female soldier amid cheers from fellow corps members. The proposal happened at the Passing Out Parade of Batch B, Stream 2 of the 2021 Corps Members. A report was quoted saying that “In another clip, the pair are seen sharing lovey-dovey moments. The corps member is seen wearing the lady’s military cap as she stands directly behind him.

    “They thereafter share a kiss to the delight of other corps members filming the incident.” Consequently, the Nigerian Army arrested the female soldier, for accepting the love proposal in uniform. The NYSC boss Brig-Gen Shuaibu Ibrahim, said the corps encourages youth corps members to get married but they’ve never had to deal with a case involving a soldier and a corps member. He added that in this case, the army has its own rules which must also be respected.

    Army spokesperson, Onyema Nwachukwu, however reacted swiftly to the incident. He said it was unheard of for a trainer (in this case the female soldier) to fall in love with a trainee (corps member). Describing the act as fraternisation in military terms, he further said it was an act of gross misconduct for a personnel to engage in romance while in uniform.

    “The Nigerian Army has Codes of conduct, Rules and regulations guiding our personnel whenever and wherever they are deployed for duty.

    “We have ethics, customs and traditions, which have the force of law and are enforceable as such. These are meant to guide service personnel and better position them to efficiently execute the critical, onerous and consistently hazardous profession of the arms”, Nwachukwu said, among other things.

    I agree with both the military spokesman and the NYSC boss that the military has its own tradition which cannot be ignored without consequence. But then this is a matter of love; a matter of the heart. I disagree that  this is a novel experience in the Nigerian Army. Even if it is, there is always a first time. A matter of the heart cannot be decreed into, or out of existence. Moreover, I do not share the sentiment by the army spokesman that people would have seen the issue as sexual harassment if a male soldier was the one proposing to a female còrps member. Are we saying we cannot differentiate between sexual harassment and when two adults are in love?

    As King Sunny Ade sang in his duet with Onyeka Onwenu, ‘this thing they call love, e get as e be o …’ When it strikes you, it is like thunderbolt. And this can be anywhere; in the neighbourhood, at home, in worship centres, at eateries, malls or where have you. Love is no respecter of person or place. Otherwise, a whole American president, Bill Clinton, would not have noticed a mere intern in the White House, Monica Lewinsky,  not to talk of nursing the ambition of an inappropriate relationship with her, and not to talk of actualising that inappropriate relationship, (whatever that meant)! Love lifts you off your feet and sometimes momentarily sends your thinking faculty on a forced break. This is especially so at their respective ages. I don’t want to believe that that encounter was the first between the lovestruck soldier and the corps member. Certainly some undercurrent activities must have been going on between them, which only got ‘consummated’ in the public about two weeks ago. That, apparently, was their error. Doing in public what they should have been doing privately. But again, that is the power of love. If they had confined their activities to some secret places, they might have been able to continue with their love life unmolested.

    Come to think of it; what’s in a uniform where Cupid is in charge? The power of the uniform is in its symbolism. Remove the uniform (and may be the gun) and the soldier becomes a bloody civilian. At any rate, soldiers and civilians, we are all first and foremost human beings. We have feelings since our bodies are not wood.

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    Even among the officers who might have been ‘disciplining’ the poor soldier, or might have been angling to be in the team for her orderly room trial, how many of them have remained totally faithful to all the military’s ethics and regulations they are now quoting to punish her? If Jesus Christ had asked them to cast the first stone, how many would not silently throw away the stones in their hands and retreated from the scene? After all, as they say in our local parlance, we are all thieves, only those caught are the barawo (gbogbo wa ni ole, eniti won ba mu ni barawo). Some of the military officers who might be interested in the case, hiding behind the military ethics and regulations, may have their own hidden agenda. Some of them may have approached her for relationship without success. To see a bloody civilian, and a youth corps member to boot, carting away what they could not have is enough for them to compound her punishment. What I am saying is that the military authorities should not let this soldier be punished by her enemies, and these could be males or females. No one should be under the illusion that her enemies must only be men. As a matter of fact, peer envy and other forms of jealousy (or is it hatred?) is sometimes worse among the female folk than their male counterparts.

    All said, I am not one of those who will be lambasting the military for insisting on obedience to its rules, no matter how repulsive those rules might be to natural justice. I think at this juncture, what is important is to first recognise that some rules have been broken. Those rules may be just and they may be unjust. But then, we must first drive away the thief before telling the owner that he had not kept his items securely. What I am saying is that the rules and ethics in question might be part of our colonial relics which have been long overdue for reform. As we know, we have a surfeit of such rules and laws all over the place. It is a situation like the one on our hands that has exhumed some of those colonial relics for necessary fine-tuning in line with current realities. This may jolly well provide the basis for a thorough interrogation of the ethics and regulations in question, with a view to determining their continued relevance.

    All of these explain my passionate appeal for a lenient and humane consideration of the female soldier’s case rather than try to force the hands of the military to bend its rules. That would be mere appealing to sentiments.

    What the duo did was not new. At least one such incident was recorded during last year’s EndSARS protest, when a male protester proposed to a female counterpart. The video too went viral. The only difference is that this time, it involves a female soldier.

    Love will, till thy kingdom come, remain a nebulous concept. What this implies is that it means different things to different people. That is why it will forever not have a definite or generally acceptable definition. As my people say, what is facing some people is backing others. That is love for you. I remember my Economics teacher in my Higher School Certificate (HSC) days define love as “a coefficient of material attraction”. That was probably from his own experience. Others are more likely to define love along the line of its intrinsic values. Indeed, I have a feeling we would have as many definitions of love as the number of people we might ask to define it. But again, as one of my classmates said in one of our classes on Mass Media Ethics, then taught by one of the finest lecturers I ever knew, the Late Dr Delu Ogunade, my classmate said he may not be able to define obscenity but he could identify one if he saw it!

    Be that as it may, it is good that a man like General Yakubu Gowon is still very much around. His regime started the NYSC in 1973, with the sole aim of uniting Nigerians. He should be interested in this matter. The female soldier has not even committed the offence of marrying against military traditions. The process is still at the level of proposal. This country would be better off and our soldiers would also have enough rest in a country where there is bonding by way of love.

    What the NYSC Camp is joining together, let no one truncate the process. As it is, the process is  inchoate. My admonition to the military is simple: let love flow freely between the two romantic pair of lovers. As for the rest of us, the bloody civilians, let us vigorously interrogate the military laws with regard to marriage and matterś of the heart generally. If we must throw some of them away, let us work towards confining them to the dust bin. After all, amor vincit omnia (love conquers all).

    • The Nigerian Army announced the release of the soldier yesterday.
  • Buhari right to decline assent

    Buhari right to decline assent

    About two weeks before he finally declined assent to the Electoral Act amendment bill transmitted to him in November, President Muhammadu Buhari had, in the words of his aides, consulted widely. The bill became controversial partly because some governors and lawmakers framed the amendment as a superiority and even ideological contest between the governors and the National Assembly. The framing was so effective that after the president declined assent, many lawmakers in both the Senate and House of Representatives were infuriated. There was consequently wild talk of overriding the president’s veto. Barely hours after the lawmakers felt rebuffed, the agitations quietened down considerably, with the expectation that after the legislature resumed from recess in January, options as how to proceed in the matter would be discussed. Worse, the media have also framed the president’s veto as a triumph for the governors and repudiation for the lawmakers.

    There were two major amendments contemplated to the Electoral Act. One was the highly controversial provision that seeks to impose direct primary mode for nominating candidates on all the political parties, irrespective of what their individual constitutions say. The other was the electronic transmission of election results. But the national controversy effectively sidestepped the issue of electronic relay of results, though it is no less contentious, and focused more obsessively on the issue of direct primaries. It is presumed that as the president returns the amendment to the National Assembly, they will tweak it to make it more agreeable, while retaining the provision of electronic relay of results. If that is done, perhaps the president will find no other reason to withhold assent.

    The president’s letter to the National Assembly explaining why he withheld assent to the bill hinged his refusal on three broad factors. As he put it, perhaps a little syntactically convoluted, “The conduct of elections for the nomination of party candidates as solely via direct primaries as envisaged by the Electoral Act Amendment Bill 2021 has serious adverse, legal, financial and economic and security consequences, which cannot be accommodated at the moment considering our nation’s peculiarity.” Well, everyone got the idea. Whatever the reasons, the final outcome is that the president is uninterested in getting embroiled in the fight between the governors and the legislators, regardless of how the end result is interpreted. The media say Justice minister Abubakar Malami and the governors have won, and the presumed winners have sounded exultant. Given their irritation and the abrasive manner they expressed their displeasure, the legislature also thinks the lawmakers have lost.

    In his reasons for declining assent, the president cited legal, constitutional and security reasons. He aped Mr Malami’s advice. This may be why sections of the media declared Mr Malami and the governors as winners of the controversy. The media may have spoken tongue-in-cheek in their assessment of who won, but both the president and Mr Malami have for once done the right thing. One side to the controversy was bound to win; both the legislature and the governors could not conceivably win, not even if the president disingenuously plotted that ethereal outcome. Some analysts have suggested that the direct primary provision was included in the amendment as a Trojan horse to foreclose the concomitant passage of the electronic relay of result amendment. There will always be many speculations, and a thousand and one conspiracies as to the real intention of the president. It could even be argued that by declining assent he knowingly voted with the governors. But however it is considered, the reasons he gave for declining assent are really incontestable.

    A full two weeks before the president decided what to do with the bill transmitted to him, this column, on December 5, had looked at the options he faced and what might be the consequences should he decide one way or the other. The piece, excerpted below, proved prescient. Here it is:

    “There is animated talk about the legislature overriding the president’s veto and passing the amendment into law. Should the legislature opt for this peremptory action, they will not have offended the provisions of the constitution. But given their nature, and how long and steadily they had subordinated themselves to the presidency, it is unfathomable that they would feel somewhat reckless and adventurous. They are angry with how the governors conducted themselves during the last congresses, and have sought for opportunity, no matter how small, to put those proud and imperious state executives in their place; but to override the president’s veto is a different ball game. It would be uncharacteristic, nay, it would be revolutionary. But this class of lawmakers hates revolutions. In fact they loathe treason. And to them revolution is indistinguishable from treason.

    “But it is possible theoretically that the president might withhold assent. It will not be because he thinks clearly about the futuristic implication of the amendment, but because of whether he likes or dislikes those who stand to gain from the amendment in the short or long run. The presidency’s general political calculations are often characteristically bizarre and inscrutable, and it is no use trying to make sense of them. Should he withhold assent, the legislators are unlikely to angrily confront him and override his veto. They do not have that precedent. Instead they will dutifully visit him in his office, explain their discomforts with his action, excoriate the governors all over again, taking care to drape them in the devil’s cape, and remind him that the beauty and demands of democracy impel everyone to side with direct primary. The lawmakers must, however, hope that the governors, who have also tried to outdo the legislature in groveling before the president, do not visit Aso Villa hard on their heels. Should that happen, and given the dilatoriness of the presidency, the final decision will be a toss-up.

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    “If the president feels sufficiently unnerved by the governors, and is also chary of inciting the lawmakers into unaccustomed disrespect of his office, he will try one of his trademark disingenuous compromises. The president is characteristically monarchical, but in recent months, he has ameliorated his peacock intransigence. He will, therefore, call for a truce, get the governors and the lawmakers to find common ground, find excuses to return the amendment to the legislature for some extra tweaking, and then, with a shout of eureka, get a version worthy of his assent but which neither pleases the hare nor placates the hounds. The controversy and lobbying are intense, but as far as the president is concerned, it is a storm in a tea cup. He really does not need both sides; they both need him, for he retains sufficient predatory power to frighten them into reluctant acquiescence. If he growls at them, especially deploying the subtle threat of anti-corruption war, they will recoil into their shells or quake in their boots.

    “But as humiliating as it may seem, should the president defy the governors and go along with the legislators, he will very likely get his way with little or no repercussion. He is not seeking third term, and can in fact not seek it, and he has no signature and futuristic bill waiting for their support through constitutional amendment. If he lends them a listening ear, it is simply to massage their brittle ego and keep them happy. If he chooses not to lend them a listening ear, there is little they can do to punish him. He is too lofty in his perch for them to inflict their usual insouciance. They are sometimes frustrated by his detachment and perhaps acute lack of depth, but since they themselves lack vision, almost to a man, they will feel less inclined to importune him on the esoteric issues of a great country in a great continent in a competitive world. The lawmakers may even quibble with the president over the fine details of the amendment, but the governors will simply try to paint a horrifying picture of the lawmakers and the unconvincing consequences of direct primary.

    “Neither the presidency, nor the governors, nor yet the legislature is likely to look at the amendment within the grander context of who should determine what mode of primary to use in nominating candidates for party and state and national offices. Neither of the three is capable of the selflessness and grandeur the final choice requires. Once they identify a problem today, especially a problem that rubs them up the wrong way, they angrily excise it. Having spent decades bureaucratising political parties in Nigeria, starting with the meddlesome two-party structure legislated during the Ibrahim Babangida military dictatorship, Nigerian governments have tended to see the political parties as extension of the civil service. Otherwise, why on earth would an APC-controlled National Assembly impose a primary mode on all parties in the country? What business do they have doing that? The issue of course is not what mode of primary is the best. That is nonsense: the modes all have their advantages and disadvantages. The main issue is what mode of primary a political party, or indeed a state chapter, wants. Once that is decided, then that is it. If a party does not show fidelity to its own rules, then that lack of discipline can be litigated. But to legislate and impose one mode of primary on everyone, regardless of its advantages, is irrational and meddlesome. Imposing a mode of primary, as the National Assembly has discourteously done to put proud governors’ noses out of joint, is a disrespectful way to fight one’s enemies.”

    Both the Senate and the House of Representatives have cleverly deferred a consideration of the subject to January, after the Christmas break and recess. Passions had been inflamed, and members were getting unruly. It was impossible for the legislative leadership to halt the viscous flow of bile should the matter continue to be debated, especially seeing that many key stakeholders in the country were urging the legislature into a rebellion they were completely unused to. This column will hazard a guess: the direct primary provision is unlikely to be resurrected. It is dead. It will now take uncommon resolve and forward thinking to salvage whatever is left of the entire amendment, particularly the electronic relay of results. The PDP thinks the APC is at bottom unwilling to entertain even that surviving amendment, and that the ruling party might yet find ingenious ways to procrastinate until the entire amendment collapses under its own weight. No one is sure. The one thing that is, however, sure is that notwithstanding the humongous N305bn INEC said it would need to hold the next set of elections, the Buhari presidency is interested in conducting the coming polls and handing over. His party may be blanketed by crisis, and the country itself may be experiencing grave insecurity, and the entire national leadership may also remain deeply ethically flawed, but he wants the polls to hold and he will do his best to give an election.

    PDP continues to bait APC

    As the All Progressives Congress (APC) continues to make and break promises to the country and its members, the opposition Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) finds comfort and its voice in railing against the ruling party’s chaotic party administration and inept leadership of the country. The APC has for years been unable to decipher the country’s insecurity code, with each year, nay month, accentuating banditry and insurgency activities. The ruling party has also made heavy weather of organising its elective convention, which has been postponed about thrice, and its membership drive and congresses. Having ruled for more than six years, the APC has also complicated the country’s economic distress, and managed it so chaotically that the entire country is anxious and agitated. And finally, and worse, the party has no social agenda, and its political agenda, assuming it exists in clearly defined format, has been subverted by the executive branch and bastardised by the legislative branch.

    It is, therefore, no surprise that the PDP seems buoyed up by its conviction that even if it is capable of doing little to win the next general election, the APC appears to be doing much more and so valiantly to lose it. The opposition’s logic can hardly be faulted. Unable to find an answer to insurgency and banditry, a failure ex-president Olusegun Obasanjo attributed to President Muhammadu Buhari’s lack of depth and general limitations, the ruling party has floundered from one dangerous and incompetent panacea to another. And unsure what to do to vivify the limping economy it inherited in 2015, the party has crippled it, raided pension funds, compelled the Central Bank of Nigeria to print money for the central government, and borrowed from abroad with embarrassing vivaciousness. It is against this background – this unending administrative stasis – that the PDP feels sure that it can do so much better. The opposition believes that with the people pauperised by the APC government’s policies, and unsafe anywhere on the highways and their homes, they will be disposed to drastic change. It remains to be seen whether the president and his party can, in the remaining months of their stay in office, midwife the change for the better which the executive, legislature and party continue to promise.

    But what gives the PDP most hope that change is afoot, and that in 2023 they will win and form the next government, is the anticipated implosion in the ruling party. The APC was supposed to organise their convention last year after illegally sacking the Adams Oshiomhole-led National executives; not only has it been unable to do that, it has virtually given itself an open-ended deadline to conduct the exercise. After much ridicule by the opposition and Nigerians, the party has finally set an unconvincing February 2022 date to hold its convention. Neither the members of the party nor its leaders are convinced that the date is feasible or sacrosanct. However they hope to fumble and wobble their way into holding the convention in about two months. The PDP had deployed the method of consensus for its own convention, and they seem sure that whatever method the APC uses will end either in deadlock or catastrophe. How to prove the opposition wrong will be uppermost in the minds of APC leaders.

    So far, the PDP is preying on the incompetence of the APC, hoping to win the next polls by default through the ruling party first losing it. It is not certain that such methods would yield the desired outcome, but the PDP seems bent on trying. Had they the gumption to reform themselves and come to terms with their own abysmal failures in 16 years in office, and combine radical internal and organisational reforms with taking advantage of the incorrigible failings of the APC, their chances might be considerably enhanced. But they are used to gambling as much as the APC is used to brinkmanship. The APC will not do much better than it has done ruling the country aimlessly, and the PDP will not so much as take a glance at its woeful past failures. In the months ahead, and particularly in 2023, it will be up to the country to pick between the sentimental gambling of the one and the foolish daring of the other.

  • The gift of life

    The gift of life

    Early this month, I was invited for a media roundtable by the Hope Inspired Foundation for Women and Youths to discuss how best to improve sexuality education and empowerment for women and the girl child in the country to mark the International Day for Persons with Disabilities.

    I could not attend the programme, but sent a reporter who wrote a comprehensive report that captured the main points made by the various speakers. While editing the story, I noted that the Programme Manager of the host organisation, Adebimpe Lawal was a visually impaired person and I was interested in identifying her in the picture to illustrate the story.

    She didn’t look visually impaired in any way. She wore a dashing colourful dress and had her make up in the right places. She spoke extensively on the root causes and impact of lack of sexuality education on people with disabilities and how best to improve it.

    Last Tuesday, I was told Lawal died on Monday in the hospital while trying to get treatment after being sick for a few days.

    Shock, Disbelieve. Lawal has moved on as she reportedly said in her last moments.

    There is evidence of negligence by some of the medical personnel that were supposed to attend to her, but she is no more.

    Femi Oluyen a secondary school classmate who lives in the United States has for some time now been holding Facebook live sessions to share the gospel.

    On December 13 he held one in which he passionately urged listeners to have a self-appraisal about their Christian life.

    “How are you running your race? Are you doing it genuinely? There is hellfire and paradise. You don’t want to go through this world and end up in hellfire.

    “We must all have a focus on Christ and not take God for granted. Look unto God the author and finisher of our faith. Live by His principles. Your goal must be 100% trust in God, not 99%. Pursue God and He will see you through. ” Oluyen stated as he apologised for being very emotional about the need for everyone to seek God with their hearts.

    “Please evangelize, tell everyone about Jesus. Tell them what he has done for you.  Align with the word of God, not only what your Pastor or Bishop tells you,” he continued pleading that the message should be shared widely as s Christmas present for him.

    “We shall all make it to 2022 gloriously. Our siege is over, none of them shall come back. I beg you to share this message. Till we meet in 2022,” he ended.

    Six days later Oluyen passed on. Some people who were not aware he died days after the broadcast had to ask why the comment section was flooded with Rest in Peace messages.

    Former Nigeria Union of Journalists (NUJ) President, Bonnie Iwoha, a diligent and passionate media professional was announced dead last week to the shock of many that didn’t know he was ill.

    I have lost count of how many persons I know or have interacted with recently or in the past that died suddenly this year. It’s futile asking why. Our God the creator who knows the end from the beginning knows better and we cannot query him.

    Our prayer is that their soul will rest in peace and we all alive will not only have the fortitude to bear their irreparable losses but take the messages they left behind, like that of Oluyen as seriously as we should.

    Every day we are alive is a gift from God and we must not take it for granted. We are not better than those who have passed on. What we are privileged to have is a chance to fulfil God’s purpose for us in our lifetime. If there is any way we have been falling short of God’s expectations, we still have a chance to make up for our shortcomings.

    We can complain of what we have not achieved in the passing year, but we must treasure the gift of life. When there is life, there is hope if we live according to God’s purpose.

    Merry Christmas.

  • APC and restructuring

    APC and restructuring

    The communique of a recent meeting attended by former President Olusegun Obasanjo, the Sultan of Sokoto, Muhammadu Sa’ad Abubakar; Elder statesman, Edwin Clark; Muslim Cleric, Sheik Gumi and representatives of Ohaneze Ndigbo, Arewa Consultative Forum (ACF), Middle Belt Forum; CAN and several other groups, can be summed up as follows:

    ‘The existential challenges being faced in Nigeria today are not receiving adequate response. The situation is, therefore, escalating and widening the gap of disunity. If  urgent care is not taken , the situation can snowball into full anarchy which may consume everybody.

    Nigeria is faced with serious security challenges which may have devastating effects on its collective existence. The high prevalence of insecurity in the country is driven largely by social injustice and a failed economy, both of which are fueling continued agitation by the country’s   alienated youth. Hunger and starvation may soon get worse, as continued violence and insecurity make farms unsafe for families whose basic sustenance is dependent on yields from their farms, just as neglect of oil exploration communities, and minorities, will deepen the threat to security and unity. Underdevelopment and isolation cannot remain the strategy or they would want out of Nigeria. National development without a focus on youths and the education sector will be a mirage just as the organized movement of street children, and the disabled, from one part of the country to another will not conduce to security.

    A National Reconciliation Conference that will allow fairness, equity and justice, with an immediate consideration of legitimate agitations and a collective effort to de-escalate the conflict and violence across the nation can no longer be ignored.

    Concluding, it reads:  the 1999 Constitution is oligo-military in nature and does not represent the collective interest of Nigerians. Therefore, a constitutional review process, which will enable peace and social cohesion is necessary and the Government should provide the environment where a new Constitution can be made by representatives of the people and for the people’.

    No lover of Nigeria will quarrel with how the present Nigerian condition is captured above and even  if  some people will ascribe the views of some of those present at the meeting to politics, only those who would rather play  the ostrich, and bury their heads in the sand, would dispute their veracity.

    On the contrary, what should be a worry is how the President Buhari government, armed with the mandate to rule Nigeria, has been able to turn a blind eye to the one action which could have proved decisive in taming our many demons. I refer here to restructuring which, put in one word, is the entire jeremiads of the elder statesmen who attended the meeting.

    Even though at a point, APC was pressured to set up the El Rufai committee on the subject, the party soon forgot everything about its recommendations, instead, preferring the President’s body language. Since then, the party has become something of a tower of Babel with respect to restructuring, with several members saying different things.

    Indeed, the President practically washed his hands off restructuring which, by the way, many Nigerians now regard as too little, too late, asking those keen about it to head to the National Assembly. The pity of it all is that President Buhari is not alone in the higher echelons of the party who would rather have restructuring consigned to the dustbin.

    Not only does Chief Bisi Akande belong in this group, he very boldly, and honestly, I must say, repeated, almost word for word, in print in his very impressive, tell it all book, MY PARTICIPATIONS, what he told a few of us in Ado- Ekiti, during the governorship election campaign in 2018.

    Wrote Chief Akande in My Participations: “APC did not have ‘Restructuring’ in its manifesto for the 2015 elections but promised to support the devolution of power from the centre to the states. While the President (whether Obasanjo, Yar’Adua, Jonathan or Buhari) has the whole of Nigeria as his constituency, members of the National Assembly that have the powers to amend the Constitution imposed on Nigeria by the military represent constituencies individually from different ethnic nationalities. It is, therefore, mischievous to place the responsibility for effecting ‘Restructuring’ on the APC or its Presidency and not to appreciate that it would require deft negotiations among such members from different ethnic nationalities and constituencies or zonal and religious background before any political party or any ethnic nationality could successfully issue any fiat on the National Assembly to make laws on power devolution or on ‘Restructuring’, whatever it might connote,”

    Unfortunately, he did not tell Nigerians why, despite APC ‘s very robust majority in the National Assembly, President Buhari’s towering reputation and despite the fact that ranking  Southwest chieftains of the APC were, at a point, known advocates of restructuring, the party still did nothing to make it happen even as you read this.

    Back then to our visit to His Excellency in his Suite at the hotel where we were all staying, in Ado – Ekiti.

    Four of us – Senator Bunmi Adetunmbi – incidentally the secretary of the El Rufai committee, former Oyo state Deputy Governor, Iyiola Oladokun, Ayo Afolabi,, SW APC secretary and myself – had repeated our previous day’s courtesy call on the leader after we heard some dispiriting news about how the matter of restructuring was tasking the relationship between some of our leaders and those of the Afenifere Renewal Group – I had been an inaugural member of ARG but left , (after confiding in Chairman Wale Oshun) when the only member of my age group (Prof Ropo Sekoni) went back to the United States.

    On seeing us, Chief Akande said: ‘e ni ke tun wa ba mi sere’, to which we all said yessir, before I launched into why we had to come back, as I was the spokesperson.

    Sir, I said, we have talked at length since we left you yesterday but one issue that has agitated us greatly is how our party has managed to keep sealed lips on restructuring.

    Chief did not allow me to go further when, as if he had anticipated the reason for our coming, he said: restructuring, what restructuring?

    His Excellency’s reaction completely foreclosed any further discussion as it was needless arguing since all we went to do was to let one of our leaders know how our people were feeling especially with the opposition saying that APC deliberately deceived us in the Southwest where restructuring (Power devolution) was the party’s main attraction.

    We were so nonplussed that on our way back, we decided to somehow mountk pressure on our Southwest leaders, and,  ipso facto, on the party, to reconsider its lukewarm attitude to restructuring.

    My first individual action in that respect was on these pages where it inspired the article: “That June 12 Recognition Would Not Be A Hollow Exercise” – 17 June, 2018.  In it, I wrote, inter alia, as follows:

    “Beyond the wildest imagination of Nigerians,  President Muhammadu Buhari, a general of the Nigerian army who, though retired,  still falls within that narcissistic military that  guillotined the historic June 12,  1993 election, as well as a redoubtable and leading member of the June 12 – loathing Fulani race,  on 6 June, 2018, rose far higher than his 6 foot plus frame, and proclaimed an executive order, recognising both the  election, and  the winner, Chief  MKO Abiola, who was conferred with the highest honour in the land, GCFR, in a bold attempt to put a closure to a very pernicious phase of our country’s history.

    Much has been written about June 12, but hardly would the relevance, and coverage of any national event, before or after that of 6 June, 2018, ever reach that crescendo. But lest we get lost in the euphoria of the moment, it is time to let the president understand that, truth be told, rather than that  being the closure, it is, indeed, the very beginning of telling truth to ourselves; the starting point of very sincerely, confronting the demons that have been eating us up in this country. The first of these should be the realisation that Nigeria is nowhere near a federation. The question then arises: what is a federation? To answer this million naira question, I will, very respectfully, press my two- time teacher, Professor (Senator) Banji Akintoye, into service. Writing, mutatis mutandis, on the topic: What is restructuring, in his column in The Nation of 6 January, 2018, the world reputed historian, and statesman, who we shall quote at great length, opined: “The basic idea of a federation is that the various distinct parts of a country (especially a country comprising different ethnic nations) should be made a federating unit. Each state should have the constitutional power to manage its unique problems and concerns, to develop its own resources for its people, to manage its own security, and to make its own kind of contributions to the well-being of the whole country. The central government should manage common services -Defence, Foreign relations,  the currency, the relations between the states of the country, and general principles like  the defence of human rights. That, he wrote,  was essentially, the federal arrangement which Nigeria’s founding fathers agreed upon in the 1950s.”

    “But, since independence, our leading politicians, and our military leaders have gradually destroyed this structure and replaced it with a structure in which the federal government is the controller of virtually all power and all resources as well as the power to develop all resources, and in which the states have no control over their resources but must depend on federal allocations to exist at all”. ”The federal government is (therefore) over-burdened, controls too much money, has become egregiously inefficient and corrupt, and, is essentially, destroying Nigeria because the states have become impotent, cannot develop their resources, cannot fight poverty in their domains, and cannot make their contributions to the progress and prosperity of Nigeria. The cumulative effect of all these, he concluded, is that Nigeria and Nigerians have become horribly poor, most public facilities (roads, electricity, water installations, public administration, etc.) have degraded, and are not working with the result that most of our youths are unemployed and hopeless. Inter – ethnic relations have degenerated into enmity and hostility. Crimes have made life very unsafe all over Nigeria. So bad have things become that some sections are asking to secede”.

    One would have thought that r esolving all these logjams should have been APC’s uppermost consideration but in vain have Nigerian waited, all these years since they happily sent off PDP. Fortunately, even without as much as lifting a finger in th at direction, President Buhari got re- elected in 2019 . However, if he is desirous of leaving behind a worthwhile legacy when he exits in May, 2023, he must now enlist the thoughts and patriotic services of the young Turks in his party, the likes of  Governors Kayode Fayemi, El Rufai and Rotimi Akeredolu, all of who are on record as urging  his  government to urgently restructure Nigeria for peace, security and development.

     

     

  • Murder on the Lagos lagoon

    Murder on the Lagos lagoon

    Children are our future and when one of them dies, our collective future is compromised to a significant extent. This is why all media outlets in Nigeria have shown such lively interest in the story out of Dowen College where a twelve year old student lost his life, reportedly at the hands of fellow children, students of the same institution demonstrating a deadly version of precocity. Dowen College is a private, run for profit institution founded to give high quality education, strictly for the children of the rich, the well connected and the most powerful, the movers and shakers being prepared for a life of privilege in a carefully constructed environment, contrived to attract people with a great deal of money. Although the students have to pass an entrance examination, it is obvious that no financially qualified child would be turned away from her pearly gates for want of mental acuity. It is clear therefore that the poor boy who lost his life did so in spite of the fact that his parents are endowed with money, a lot of it, at least in terms of the rest of the country where the minimum monthly wage has been pegged at N30, 000, a sum of money which many state governments are finding difficult to pay to their workers . For the rest of the country, people have to subsist on a little over $1 in a day and must find it impossible to imagine that there are people who out of the bounties accruing to them for their participation in one sector or the other of the so called Nigerian economy, are easily capable of paying annual secondary school fees in excess of N2 million for each of their children Naira. For this reason, if no other, there are many Nigerians who cannot wrap their befuddled head around the reports coming out of Dowen College except to come to the realization that the rich also cry.

    Although there is an awful lot of noise being made over this Dowen College saga, there is still a great deal of mere conjecture over many parts of the story. But, the bare bones with which people have been raging over is that a group of boys in the school ganged up on one of their juniors and not only gave him what can only be described as a severe beating but also forced him to drink a toxic potion which together with the trauma of the beatings which they had administered earlier on led to his unfortunate and apparently very painful demise. Taken at face value, this story does not make any sense as there was no reason why such gratuitous violence should be visited on a twelve year old boy by other boys who were only a few years older and should still be luxuriating in their age of innocence, except that these children shed whatever innocence they were born with a long time ago and had reached guilty adulthood long before they had any right to. These over privileged and over exposed children have lost their right to be described as children and had become hopelessly corrupted by the over indulgent environment into which they had been born. In a country where a healthy portion of the population do not have two pennies to rub together, their parents had somehow contrived to stow away more money than they knew what to do with all the money flowing in a steady stream into their bloated coffers. They had so much money that in the words of a befuddled former Head of state, their problem was simply how to spend it. With so much money available to these brats, there could not be an incentive for them to knuckle down to getting any knowledge into their head like other students who actually had some ambition to make something of themselves in the future when their future, one of great entitlement was decided at birth.

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    It was of great help that the poor victim of these adolescent predators was able to point fingers at those who had done him in in such dastardly circumstances meaning that any honest investigation of this episode has been given a solid starting point even in a country where honesty if of very high premium. Many of those commenting on what happened at Dowen are bubbling over with passion because we live in a country where money can buy anything and more sadly, practically anyone. Already, some of those named have disappeared seemingly into thin air and the first thing is to find these boys so that their own side of the story can be heard even though the possibility of hearing the truth is diminished by every minute that passes before they are found. That they have disappeared can only be attributed to the power of the money they have been exposed to all their life and this money has been provided by their parents who under the extant circumstances must be regarded as accomplices in any crime that may have been committed by their wards. They must be deemed to have at least attempted to controvert the course of justice and treated as such under the law.

    The Dowen incident is trending furiously on all forms of media and you will not find anyone who does not have an opinion, never mind how jaundiced or ignorant that opinion is because there are so many sides to it. Some have jumped to the conclusion that the young victim had resisted the attempt to drag him, screaming and kicking into a cult which operates and has been operating in the school for quite some time perhaps to the knowledge or even connivance of the school authorities since the boys involved were likely to belong to a particularly vicious herd of sacred cows. To others, the members of this band of boys were just bullies who, like wild animals had discovered a weakness in their victim and were only exploiting that weakness for their own enjoyment. The fact that the nakedness of his sister had been one of the triggers for this savagery introduces an element, a whiff of illicit, if imaginary sex into this heady mix of juvenile fantasy. There are others raving and ranting against all boarding house establishments in the belief that they were unnatural institutions in which all animalistic tendencies in all those who entered them were not only multiplied but exposed. The fact that the children involved had very rich parents led to the suggestion that the wealth of their parents, like too much learning had left them barking mad and were therefore not a typical representation of Nigerian children but freaks who were visiting from some extraterrestrial abode far out in the emptiness of space. As with all phenomena of this nature the towering furore will blow over soon enough and will be forgotten if only because something even more bizarre and shocking will soon come along to disperse all the excitement that this incident has been generated. There are far too many things happening for this not to be the case.

    Unfortunately, we will never know what actually happened and something of this nature, only much worse will happen and indeed is happening as we speak. A lot of blame will be scattered around and the possibility of some lesson being learnt will be lost but it is still profitable for society if some sense can be made of all this madness. Why have a group of adolescent boys got together to visit grevious bodily and psychological harm on a boy slightly younger than they are? It has to be said that those boys are a product of their society and probably cannot help but behave like beasts. When I was in school some six decades ago, an example of this madness would have been so farfetched as to be impossible. That was a time when good sense was allowed to prevail and a thing like this would have been considered so strange that it would not have been believed. There were elite secondary schools in those days but they were neither profit driven nor in private hands and the criterion for attending any of them was academic merit and not the size of any purse however deep or heavy. If there was any deviant behavior, the boys or girls involved were given appropriate punishment and parents when they got to hear of such nonsense administered their own punishment to complement what the school had seen fit to impose. The sad truth is that bullies have taken over our governance and for many years, we had no say in how we were governed and to all intents and purposes we still have very little say in how we are governed. There was a time when traffic offenders were subjected to corporal punishment on the streets of Lagos and bullies in military uniform went around with whips to administer such summary punishments. The policemen who are contracted to maintain law and order are no better than bullies who police us to submission using guns and other implements of violence paid for by the people against which they are deployed, and what can you call a governor who refuses to pay salaries to workers at the end of the month for many months on end? School administrations bully the teachers and workers under their jurisdiction and are therefore not in any position to lay good example to the students in their care. In the meantime, the students in imitation of those set over them feel free to impose themselves on those smaller in any sense than they are. In the Dowens of this world, parents are larger than life and teachers, including the otherwise almighty principal must kowtow to those that have been set over them by providence and these include the proprietors and the parents who pay their meager salaries. Those boys who were alleged to have tortured one of their own are a true reflection of our society where the bully is king. Martyrs, like the boy who lost his life before he had started to live, are not necessarily those that are killed for their religious beliefs, they include those who suffer death through the harmful practices which are prevalent in their society.

  • So, who killed Sylvester Oromoni?

    So, who killed Sylvester Oromoni?

    So much has been said and written about the untimely death of 12-year-old Sylvester Oromoni, a Junior Secondary School 2 (JSS) student of Dowen College, in eyebrow Lekki axis of Lagos State, and we are still going to hear more because the story is still unfolding. Truth is; no matter how much has been put in the public domain on the matter, it can never be enough. Sylvester’s death, under controversial circumstances, has equally generated so much concern nationwide, and understandably so. While Dowen College said the boy died from injuries he sustained while playing football, the family claimed he died after being tortured in an attempt to force him join a cult group. He was initially taken to the school clinic, from where he was later referred home. Tragically, he died on November 28.

    As someone who had stayed in hostels right from my secondary school days, I know there are certain things that happen between senior students and their junior counterparts. Seniors can send their juniors on some errands like fetching water for them, cleaning of some of their rooms and personal effects. Sometimes the seniors go beyond their limit. I remember one such instance when those of us in form three planned to resist their excesses at Ijebu-Ode Grammar School, Ijebu-Ode. I think we were just promoted to form three. That was a time we started offering Physics, Chemistry and Biology (PhyChemBo). It was (I guess it is still the situation now) the equivalent of the ‘age of puberty’ in the secondary school. So, on the appointed date, those of us in form three who had planned to defy the new prefects took our combs to the assembly hall. ‘Yari’ literally means to comb one’s hair. But, as we all know, most eras have their peculiar slangs. The vogue then was to ‘yari’ (be adamant) on something that one disagreed with. As soon as we brought out the combs in the hall at the appointed time, our seniors got the message. In a twinkle of an eye, the entire hall was in pandemonium. The rest is history.

    But that was probably some of the worst senior/junior incidents I can recollect. That it has now got to the extent of seniors forcing juniors to join cult is something else. And that that is being linked to a highbrow school makes the matter worse. Many people who send their children to private schools, especially the faith-based institutions, do so, among others, because they see those places as safe havens for their children. In the first place, most of the institutions, though faith-based, do not come cheap. It is immaterial whether they are kindergarten, primary, secondary or tertiary. The assumption is that the parents cough up so much, not only to get their children a sound education, but also to ensure their safety and security.

    Unfortunately, stories that have been emanating from Dowen College would seem to suggest some laxity, especially in this all-important aspect of security. It is baffling that some students in an institution like that would be engaging in the kind of wicked maltreatment of their juniors in the manner we have been reading about in the media without the knowledge of the school authorities. It is even the more befuddling that the kind of treatment Sylvester allegedly got that led to his death is being described as mere cult activities or reduced to bullying. To me, it would seem like premeditated murder. And I think we should call a spade a spade, irrespective of the ages of the suspects. At their respective ages, they should know the effect of such wickedness on the victim.

    As a kid, I remember an exercise our parents asked us to perform, to demonstrate the finality of death. They would tell us to close our eyes and then ask

    whether we could see anybody. Of course our answer was a capital NO. They would then tell us that that is what people experience in death. It means bye bye to daddy, bye bye to mummy. You won’t see aunties again. Mummy and daddy too would never see their lovely child who has died. Death means no more visits to Kingsway Stores (there was no Sweet Sensation then, no Mr Biggs, etc). No lollipop, no more cake, no more chocolate, excursions and what have you. All of these was designed to scare us

    and keep us from harm’s way. Children, especially those from the elite and the middle class which still existed then would not want to die and miss all these privileges.

    Of course then, too, moral standards were high. Even rich parents still inculcated certain religious and cultural tenets in their children that would send some fear of God into the children when they were about to do evil. Two of those common religious tenets were ‘do unto others as you would like them do unto you’ and ‘love your neighbour as yourself’. The idea was to let children have a sense of good and bad early in life.

    Like most other things that kept life going then, most of these tenets have been relegated to the background. As a matter of fact, a child who tries to follow some of these precepts is likely to be seen as ‘old school’ these days. The country is paying for some of those teachings of old that have been jettisoned.

    I have come this far with these analogies because of some of the stories that have been making the rounds since Sylvester’s death, especially those quoting at least one of the suspects as saying he has nothing to fear on the matter because his dad is well connected. Not because he is not involved! We may be tempted to dismiss this as child talk. But then, we also know that except God is interested in a case, many such cases had ended nowhere with the big men involved still walking our streets freely, even after committing blue murder. It is not unlikely that some of these parents negotiate their way out of trouble with the relevant judicial and other authorities right in the presence of the children. That is the only thing that can give a child the audacity to say he never expects any consequence even in the face of such a grievous allegation.

    I can only hope this is not true in the circumstance because if the reports are true, then Nigeria is in trouble. It is definitely ominous if we are already rearing children with the mindset that no matter the crime one commits, he may still evade sanctions if he is well connected.

    Let us even assume the children who were alleged to have caused Sylvester’s death only intended to bully him, not knowing that their action would lead to his death, what we should be hearing are stories of remorse rather than the ones of bragaddacio and ‘man know man’. I remember some of the misdemeanors we committed in school in those days that were nothing near what we have on our hands now. I remember how we had our hearts in our mouths when our names were called out in the assembly hall to receive our due comeuppance. I remember how we would have become jelly if such little sins warranted being asked to bring our parents to see the school authorities. For many of us, inviting our parents was like what Fela called “double wahala for dead body”. After serving the school punishment, you still had your parents to contend with when you got back home. They would tell you how sad they were to be invited to your school not to come and receive an award of excellence that you won but because of your bad conduct.

    If the stories we are reading about the suspects are true, then, what has happened to all these teachings of old? Is it that these children do not realise that Sylvester was gone and gone forever, never to be seen. That means he can no longer see his daddy and mummy; he can no longer see his lovely sisters and brothers. He can no longer go to any eatery or be spoilt a little with ice cream or chocolate. That means his ambition has crashed in life and whatever his parents had invested in him has all become wasted. Here, we are not talking about the financial sacrifice alone but more importantly, the emotional investment. It is not easy to nurse a child from pregnancy to age 12 that Sylvester died.

    Indeed, whenever I see the boy’s picture before the effects of what hit him in Dowen College began to manifest, I see a very peaceful child who was loved by his parents and who was also happy to be born to where he was born. He was full of life. Even though I never knew the family, I got the impression theirs was a well bonded family where love reigned. But then, the mum’s seeming delay in attending to the boy’s request for her attention over a matter was probably one of the reasons why he died. According to some report, the boy had told the mum he had something to discuss with her but the mum did not pay enough attention. By the time she was ready, the boy himself was no longer in the mood. But they soon discovered changes in his behaviour, including being withdrawn. One thing followed the other until the boy died. No one can blame the mum even if she tarried in listening to her son’s request for attention over an issue. No one could have imagined any serious thing like being initiated into cultism in an otherwise elite school like Dowen College.

    Given some of the other stories about similar experiences in the school over the years, the least one can assume is that there is laxity in the school in terms of monitoring the students and how they relate to one another, especially at the level of senior-junior.

    One of the lessons we must have learnt from this unsavoury episode is the need to revamp the inspectorate divisions in our ministries of education nationwide. This is not about Lagos State alone. That division is as good as dead in many places. As a matter of fact, it is regarded as mere adjuncts to the ministries of education in many parts of the country. In the good old days, it was such an important aspect of the ministries and school authorities so dreaded the inspectors that they (the authorities) would not want to fall foul of their prescribed standards. The division was then well-staffed with some of the strictest disciplinarians one could ever find. I have a feeling that if a survey is conducted in several parts of the country today, it would be discovered that many schools have not been visited by inspectors since their establishment, perhaps in decades. And this is not about education alone. It is part of the general systemic collapse that has become our lot over the years. This must change if we are not to continue to pay the kind of price we are paying with Sylvester’s death. It grieves my heart whenever such a thing happens. It is saddening that a promising young boy like that would just get wasted due to circumstances well beyond his control. There is no doubt that Sylvester’s parents, like most good parents, wanted their children to be greater than them in life, definitely not the way Sylvester has advertised their names to the world. It is gratifying that President Muhammadu Buhari has shown interest in the matter. In normal climes, this does not have to be to get result. His interest is not misplaced because it is one of those riddles that would be used to assess security and sanity in his time. Beyond the presidential interest, however, it is the result that matters.

    We cannot bring back Sylvester Oromoni. The best we can do is to ensure that those responsible for his death pay for their crime. Even if they are minors, the case must be thoroughly investigated and diligently prosecuted and the killers served their due comeuppance within the limits of their ages. Let all those who must unravel what really transpired at Dowen College in this matter do so with a high sense of responsibility and the fear of God. This is the least anyone wishing to be buried by his children owes Sylvester and his grieving parents.

  • Buhari on free, fair elections versus insecurity

    Buhari on free, fair elections versus insecurity

    INFORMATION minister Lai Mohammed has risen valiantly to the defense of the Muhammadu Buhari presidency on the mounting problem of insecurity. Less than two months ago, he even compared the security situation in 2015, before President Buhari assumed office, to the current situation and concludes that now is better than then. Responding last week to ex-president Olusegun Obasanjo’s snide remarks about the president’s inability to respond to the security challenges bedeviling the country, Mr Mohammed gave reasons, for he always finds reasons for anything and everything.  “President Buhari has done so much, under very difficult economic and social conditions, to tackle insecurity in our country,” he sums up. “Not only has he done so much, he continues to do much more to keep Nigerians safe. To say he has nothing more to offer is untrue, fallacious and smacks of dirty politicking.”

    No minister has been as industrious in the defence of the government as Mr Mohammed, perhaps because doing so falls within his remit as the official spokesman of the government. He of course sometimes confuses the responsibility of speaking for the government with the task of speaking for the president, and will doubtless continue to arrogate both roles to himself. The heart of the matter, however, is that he enjoys both jobs, regardless of whether they are accompanied by propaganda than by substance. Public perception of insecurity in Nigeria is unfavourable to the government, and for the first time in many years, there is palpable fear that the country might be witnessing a meltdown. Whether Mr Mohammed privately acknowledges and believes that this fear exists or not is uncertain. What is, however, clear is that the president does not seem to appreciate the enormity of the country’s security challenges, despite his public and administrative gestures in assembling his security chiefs for frequent powwow on the matter, and the fact that all his measures so far have been ineffective and even catalysing of the problem.

    Last week, at a virtual summit on democracy organised by United States President Joe Biden, President Buhari promised that his administration would conduct free, fair and transparent elections in 2023. He had already said there would be no third term for him. Few disbelieve him, not because he is unequivocally a man of his words, but partly because governing a complex and modern society of more than 200 million people has so comprehensively addled his wits that the thought of reneging on his promise is inconceivable. He will quit in 2023, and will, as he has promised, transfer power to the winners. However, two problems attenuate his enthusiasm. First he knows, and everyone around him knows, that he has so far been unable to establish full control over his government. His promises are, therefore, really theoretical. Second, there are many around him and in his cabinet who nurse subterranean goals of streamlining and controlling the outcome of the next elections. They are known to be unscrupulous, unethical and intransigent. Indeed, they began to pull strings in the ruling party more than a year ago by seeking to impose a nomenklatura on the All Progressives Congress (APC). The intention is to control the party and determine who stands a chance of succeeding President Buhari.

    How the president will overcome this undertow in his kitchen and general cabinets remains to be seen. His success will not entirely depend on how he reads the situation as it unfurls, but on how those around him who have his ear weigh the cost of swimming against the national tide and bow to or resist reality. But far more cumbersome and inimical to his goal of free and fair elections is the insecurity gnawing at the country’s sinews. His Information minister impolitically compares the pre-2015 and post-2015 security situation of the country. He makes this comparison as a matter of routine. No one, except Mr Mohammed and maybe a few presidential aides, doubts that the security crisis Nigeria faces today is more threatening than anything the country has ever witnessed, not even during the civil war. Today, Nigeria is pockmarked by dozens and dozens of civil, cult and militia wars, and an observer will have to be extremely sanguine to think that the country itself does not face an existential crisis it has no guarantee of overcoming.

    It is, however, possible that the president uses the last Anambra governorship election as a template for the future, one in which weeks before the poll Armageddon loomed, but whose raging fire was quenched by the deployment of overwhelming force. Massive deployment of security agents in a general election is not only impossible and unfeasible, there are too many ungoverned spaces policed by hardened and demented killers to lend themselves to saturated deployment. The country does not have the resources and personnel. The sensible option is to pacify these ungoverned spaces before the polls, a feat achieved in the Northeast before the 2015 general election by ex-president Goodluck Jonathan through the deployment of mercenaries. President Buhari is too proud to contemplate the mercenary option. Unfortunately, however, his preferred option of deploying national resources to fight banditry and insurgency has not yielded the kind of results the country wants. There are some arguments as to whether the president’s body language was not in fact injurious to the fight to reclaim the country from the grip of nihilists; whatever the case, he must now try to put his money where his mouth is before the next polls.

    The president’s advocacy for peace and free elections is indeed hamstrung by other forces he has been loth to consider for a long time, and may in fact never want to consider. Deploying military resources to fight banditry on the scale the menace has been allowed to fester into will yield mixed results. The better, but to the president, unpopular, option is to get to the roots of the crises tearing the national fabric apart. The problem is systemic, which military solution alone cannot assuage. Banditry in the Northwest, for instance, is effectively a civil conflict between the Fulani and Hausa, a social, economic and cultural crisis that had been brewing for decades without any imaginative attention or solution. Ahmad Gumi, the maverick northern Islamic cleric based in Kaduna, may be hysterical and prejudiced, but he has sensibly warned that there can be no military solution to the war going on in much of the Northwest because the problem is deep-rooted and fundamental to the existence and livelihoods of the contending groups fighting to protect their way of life. Rather than mediate the crisis and futuristically and diplomatically foster a balance between the contending forces, the government sat back lackadaisically until the problem ballooned into chaos.

    Last month, the country exploded into raptures when the federal government belatedly got a court to declare bandits as terrorists. But by then, unlike the federal government, many Nigerians had reached a better understanding of the root causes of the crisis, and became convinced that while military action may be cathartic, it is by no means a sufficient answer to a crisis that has since morphed into a cancerous menace. With the help of the federal government, the state governments of the region will have to modernise their economic base in farming and livestock production. Declaring bandits as terrorists is no longer of much effect. Defeating the bandits without addressing the issues that provoked banditry is meaningless. Deploying Super Tucano jets against them will only procure temporary relief. For years the federal government had unwisely tried to address the problem by seizing other people’s water resources and lands. Those rash attempts have not only fizzled out, they have fouled relationship between ethnic groups and triggered suspicion about the Buhari presidency’s ethnic and religious agenda.

    It is taking Nigeria decades to discover that it operates a political and economic structure that does not conduce to sustained economic growth, let alone political stability. It needs a totally different paradigm; but it is steeped and trapped in a past which successive governments since the outset of military intervention have proved incapable of addressing. That completely dysfunctional structure was of course not inherited from colonial rulers, but the country’s former overlords contributed significantly to the problems confronting the country today, having indiscriminately and forcefully married many nations together without enough safeguards. A little more political will and imagination would have seen the country emerge from its debilitating and convoluted past. But no national leader has emerged to chart the right cause. The Buhari administration blames states for subjugating and neutralising the local governments. It is right. The states have not only neutralised local governments, they have also defanged their Houses of Assembly and virtually disemboweled their courts. The Buhari administration, however, woefully fails to recognise that it has also needlessly retained control of a police establishment it cannot run or fund despite frequent tokenistic salary adjustments. The consequence is that Nigeria now has a skewed and wasteful structure that is neither stable enough to last nor good enough to propel the country into greatness.

    Nigeria is fraying at the edges. It has been doing so for decades, with hiatuses of peace and growth. This cannot last. President Buhari promises a great election and a peaceful handover. His statements remain nothing but promises. The problems undermining the country will not respond to promises, good intentions, and the luck which has kept the country gingerly glued together for a few decades. The APC may have promised devolution in its manifesto, but it has ruled for more than six years and should know better. That it has stuck adamantly to weak political orthodoxies rather than inspire and implement fundamental changes to reposition Nigeria for the future is a testament to its inability to offer the country the transformative leadership that is sorely needed. Nigeria is fighting wars on many fronts, stretching its security forces to breaking limit, and poorly managing a tottering economy. The northern elite may have mismanaged the economies of their state and obsessed about the acquisition of power to the detriment of their people and country, as evident by their laxity in breeding Boko Haram and banditry, but the problem transcends regional fixations, cultural nuances, and religious machinations.

    Until the foundations upon which the country rests is reengineered, every inch of progress and moment of peace will be just episodic. It is unlikely that this government has the capacity to inspire that transformation. Nor is it certain, given the pace at which centrifugal forces are spinning the country out of control, that it can deliver on its election promises, as reassuring as those promises are. It will be a relief if the administration can, and a greater relief if the next administration can muster the courage as well as forge the coalition needed to remake the country before it spins out of control.

     

    Obasanjo, Buhari, 2023 and allegory of dead horses

    •Buhari •Obasanjo

    SINCE they fell out years ago, ex-president Olusegun Obasanjo and President Muhammadu Buhari have fought like the fabled Kilkenny cats of Scotland. It is too late to stop them fighting. They will fight on till 2023, and if Chief Obasanjo’s temper is anything to go by, they will fight on till the very end of their lives. President Buhari is 79; Chief Obasanjo is 84. But age has not weakened their individual resolve or helped the two to forget the old and enduring animosities between them. This December, President Buhari drew the first blood when he described Chief Obasanjo’s political behavior in 2003, particularly how he engineered the defeat of progressive Southwest governors, as diabolical. Speaking at ex-governor Bisi Akande’s book launch in Lagos on December 9, President Buhari remarked that, “It is common knowledge that Akande was the victim – along with other AD Governors – of a diabolical double-cross which ended his gubernatorial career. Only the steadfast Asiwaju Bola Tinubu escaped the electoral massacre masterminded by President Obasanjo.”

    In assessing Chief Obasanjo’s political methods, had the president left his barb coated with the saccharine of ‘electoral massacre’, the former president would probably have restrained himself from responding in kind. But to describe the electoral shenanigan he masterminded in 2023 against some Southwest governors as diabolical, meaning evil or devilish, was to bait the Owu chief into the kind of ugly fight he would never shirk. So, speaking at a conference in Abuja on December 13, Chief Obasanjo shot his own poisoned dart at the president, sarcastically describing him as lacking in depth and ingenuity on insecurity. Said he: “President Buhari has done his best. That is what he can do. If we are expecting anything more than what he has done or what he is doing, that means we’re whipping a dead horse and there is no need. Then, where do we go from here? We cannot fold our hands. I believe that is part of what we’re doing here and what we will continue to be doing. How do we prepare for post-Buhari? Buhari has done his best. My prayer is that God will spare his life to see his term through. What should we do to make post-Buhari better than what we have now? That is our responsibility now, because it concerns all of us.”

    Stung to the quick, the president’s aides fired back, insisting that despite daunting challenges, more had been accomplished in fighting insecurity under the Buhari administration than at any other time. Information minister Lai Mohammed spoke for the president and warned against incendiary comments, skewed narratives, and dirty politicking. It is customary of Mr Mohammed to attempt to exaggerate and embellish, seeking to accomplish with adjectives what facts and figures cannot do for his arguments. Chief Obasanjo alone is always more than a match for the troika of presidential spokesmen, whether it concerns the excitable Mr Mohammed, the wailing Femi Adesina, or the sometimes mournful Garba Shehu. The reason is that the ex-president is always indescribably more motivated and animated.

    If he does not contrive to stay in the public consciousness, how else could the meddlesome Chief Obasanjo be relevant in the post-Buhari Nigeria he glibly talked about? He appears in fact poised to add his voice to the election of the next president despite his flawed judgement and cracked political compass. On December 13, during a chieftaincy conferment in Ile-Ife, he cautioned the Ooni, Oba Adeyeye Ogunwusi, to eschew political endorsement, probably in reference to a video clip in which the oba referred to ex-Lagos State governor Bola Tinubu as a rallying force for the Southwest. Whether they like it or not Nigeria will have to contend with the voice of Chief Obasanjo over 2023. His voice may have reduced to a hoary whisper, and his account of history quaintly mistaken, seeing the role Ooni Adesoji Aderemi played in politics, and his judgement deeply flawed as always considering how he foisted a sick president on Nigeria in 2007, but he will always speak out. It will be left to Nigerians to hear him or ignore him.

    Chief Obasanjo is primed for 2002, and he will deliver allegories of cats, pigeons, tortoises, dogs and horses. There will be no stopping him, for he always manages to find one or two popular sides upon which to anchor his views and positions. He will hope to influence who becomes the next president; it is an ego thing to him. It will be up to Nigerians to let him or bar him. Hopefully they will bar him.