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  • North, zoning and Obasanjo example

    North, zoning and Obasanjo example

    By Idowu Akinlotan

    IF President Muhammadu Buhari knew how close the country he presides over has come to fracturing irreparably, he would have caused a better Independence Day anniversary speech to be written for him. It is taken for granted that he does not write one; it is perhaps too irksome. But he has the resources of the entire country to commission a great speech anytime he desires, assuming of course that he has formed a firm and deep opinion of what he wants them to write, and assuming also that he has a comprehensive grasp of the issues germane to the country’s survival. On Friday, he read probably the worst speech of his presidency. It had no pretext to be called a speech, not only for its consistently misdirected fulminations, but also because of its failure to inspire anyone or even answer to the salient issues threatening to fragment the country. As the unaddressed issue of banditry in the Northwest has shown in the speech, and the usurpation of state administrations in the Southeast by non-state actors has illustrated, the Buhari administration has managed in six giddy years to bring the country closest to fragmentation.

    The National Assembly, which risks drawing the fury of the people for its collusion with the executive, has repeatedly attempted to help the president reshape his administration and reorder his priorities. In particular, it asked the president to declare bandits of the Northwest as terrorists, a declaration that needed neither argument nor prompting. But the president, speaking to and hearing himself only, has obsessed about self-determination groups only, ignoring the obvious fact that secession campaigns were triggered by his administration’s exclusion politics. Other socio-political and cultural groups have also attempted to nudge the president in the right direction, but he has ignored them and sometimes savaged them with cynical and sarcastic statements from his irreverent aides. The October 1, 2021 anniversary address has finally convinced most Nigerians that the current administration cannot objectively and dispassionately address the country’s existential crisis. It won’t, and can’t. Political leaders will have to move beyond the administration to see whether it is still possible to retreat from the abyss threatening to swallow the country.

    But political leaders themselves are immersed in the incompetence and filth stymieing the progress and stability of Nigeria. The problem is not often their hysterical exchange of bitter words, or their lack of purpose and profundity. Having become accustomed to preying on the country for decades as military and civilian elites, and seeing the country ceaselessly yield to them yard by yard, and miles on end, they have taken the view that no amount of brinkmanship could sink the country, and no precipice so far or near that the country could not retreat from it at the last minute. In both the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC) and the main opposition Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), political leaders had to be cajoled into contemplating the reality and ineluctability of zoning and rotation. They still squirm about the change afoot, of course, as northern political elites ruminate on how best to retain power in their region using all sorts of artifices, including deliberately untruthful political, population and electoral arithmetic. They will not be restrained from intriguing against zoning until the mishandling of the country by the Buhari administration makes change inevitable.

    Last week, the country was in an uproar over what appeared to be the insistence by northern governors to retain the presidency in the North on the grounds that zoning or rotational presidency was unconstitutional. This was compounded by spokesman of the Northern Elders Forum (NEF), Hakeem Baba-Ahmed’s provocative dismissal of southern attempts to force a rotation on the grounds of decency and political inclusiveness. Dr Baba-Ahmed is of course persuaded that the Buhari administration has been unworthy of support, but he seems convinced that by population, entitlement and ethnic exceptionalism, the North should retain power beyond 2023. First, the APC intrigued against rotation, then it finally relented and embraced zoning of national party offices as a precursor to the presidential race. It has zoned the party chairmanship to the North, but left the presidential ticket disingenuously open. The PDP also went down that chute, at first denying the need for rotational presidency, but later, through its national zoning committee, agreeing to zone the chairmanship to the North after desperately scouting for a southern chairman. However, both parties theoretically leave the presidential ticket open, a subterfuge they may be unable to sustain for long, especially in the face of the searing disconnect and division the Buhari administration has fostered.

    In all this, President Buhari has said nothing on rotation. His body language, which befuddles even the most accomplished mind reader, seems to indicate that he is prepared to embrace whichever opinion wins the day. If his men in the APC can coax a northern presidential candidate out of their swelling but still acrimonious ranks, he will claim the virtue of a democrat to endorse it. If not, he will also resign himself painfully to the other reality. But as the discord grows in his party over zoning, it is tragic that he has felt too numbed to wade in on the side of a wise cause that should burnish his fractured image as a national leader. Should he immediately decide on the side of rotation, the PDP would be left stranded midstream, unable to proceed in the controversial course a few of its ambitious presidential aspirants have set for the hamstrung opposition. President Buhari’s body language and politics are designed to enhance ethnic supremacist arguments. He will only relent if he is left with no choice.

    Indeed, it is tragic that the president underestimates the national significance of his office. He is not just the party leader who should set the right and virtuous direction for the APC, a path it should tread in the decades to come; he is also more significantly the president of the whole country, whether deservedly or otherwise. He has a responsibility, perhaps diminished by his cultural experience and background, to set the right, democratic, constitutional and institutional tone for the country. Ex-president Olsuegun Obasanjo, as shortsighted and tainted as he was, did not need a debate to convince him that after eight years in office, balance and commonsense dictate that power should shift to the North. Without being coerced, he did everything in his power to ensure rotation, knowing full well that neither the constitution nor political dynamics could midwife that sensible and desired outcome. What kick in the butt does President Buhari need to do what is right?

    When President Obasanjo governed, few knew or bothered where he came from. Though he was unable to take advantage and build on that enormous goodwill, he did not rule as a Yoruba, and most Nigerians testified to his sense of political and interregional fairness. In speech, comportment, and policies, President Buhari has managed the ruling party and ruled the country as a northerner of the most acute variety, favouring herdsmen, soft on banditry, convoluted about Boko Haram, and unable to divorce his piety from statecraft. Former Kano emir Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, an interested party and self-opinionated dark horse, has spoken of zoning as capable of producing ‘two useless candidates’. Nonsense. Not only is it too early to tell who the candidates will be, whoever emerges in 2023 can’t possibly be worse than the preceding eight years. There is indeed every indication he will be far better and more nationalistic, going by the experience of the past few years.

     

    Reckless PDP snatches a reprieve

    IN their calculations for 2023, assuming looming chaos does not debar elections from holding, the opposition Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has many things to be ashamed and afraid of. Unable to get its act together since it received a drubbing in the 2015 polls, or summon the imagination to purge its ranks and do a reset of its politics, it has postponed its dilemmas and agonies till now. Whatever zoning arrangement it finally embraces, it cannot pick its presidential candidate from the Southwest because it is poorly represented in the zone, and also lacks a man of solid political girth to fly its flag. Though it is well represented in the Southeast, despite suffering significant depletion in the past few months as a result of defections, it still cannot pick its standard-bearer from the zone on account of disadvantaged electoral strength and lack of a credible, sellable political figure. And like the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC), it faces a massive national revolt if it picks a northern candidate after President Muhammadu Buhari’s eight tumultuous years in office.

    Perched dismally on the horns of dilemma, and too adamant to confront its multifarious political and electoral interests and problems, the main opposition party seems once again poised to self-destruct in 2023. It has proceeded recklessly and irresponsibly in the past six years as if its rival was weakening with age, and as if it possesses a talisman to win the next polls against the run of play. That talisman failed them in 2015, and also failed horrendously in 2019 when the party’s sorcery was again put to the test. Its leaders are slow to respond to external threats as they are hesitant to decode internal dissensions promoted by wealthy party leaders and intransigent followers. No one has grown to be the party’s leading light or pathfinder. Instead, those who purport to lead the party or present themselves as servile followers have been flummoxed by the party’s lack of philosophical integrity. Since it learnt nothing from the 2015 debacle, and showed even more damning weakness in 2019, it has been unable to circle the wagons to protect itself from the predatory rampage of the grasping APC.

    The APC caretaker leaders are short-sighted, given the way party panjandrums have led the party and ridden roughshod over their dissenting and less privileged members; but the PDP has been even less farsighted, its political sight occluded by the designs and shenanigans of its presidential aspirants. How they misread the mood of the country is impossible to imagine. They needed to proceed cautiously in zoning their party offices preparatory to their elective national convention. They needed to summon all the tricks permissible under the electoral law to let the APC foolishly commit themselves in their conventions. But the PDP blundered intrepidly forward, with their leading presidential aspirants plotting to cajole the party into zoning the party chairmanship position to the Southwest. Thus the country read the signal that the PDP planned to zone the presidency to the North, and the vice presidency to the South-South or Southeast. This bizarre plot came on the heels of the APC giving indication that it would zone its party chairmanship to the North in their national convention.

    PDP governors, still the most influential in the party, have, however, saved the day by announcing after their Wednesday meeting in Abuja that the chairmanship would be zoned to the North, insinuating that the presidency could go to the South. The zoning arrangements are of course tentative; nothing is cast in granite. But it helps both parties, especially the PDP, to defer apocalypse until a later date when either party would have committed itself irretrievably to a suicidal plunge. This tentative arrangement may have thrown a spanner in the works for former vice president Atiku Abubakar, former senate president Bukola Saraki, serving governor Aminu Tambuwal, and former governors Rabiu Kwankwaso and Sule Lamido, but it is hard to see the party enjoying any other kind of elbow room in the coming presidential contest.

    On paper, with its legislative and governorship ranks severely depleted by opportunistic defections, and with intransigent stakeholders like Rivers governor Nyesom Wike remaining acerbic, scathing, imposing and imperious, the PDP may have again foolishly and meekly gifted the presidency to the APC. Of course the ruling party has done little to deserve anything, let alone another victory in 2023, but, unlike the PDP, it still manages to present saner and stabler interior and exterior. The APC has not displayed its posse of presidential contestants in the garish and exasperating manner the PDP has done, but even in its shyness and incompetence, the ruling party has given the impression that its candidate, whomever that would be, would be the man to beat. If in the final analysis the PDP presidential frontrunners, nearly all of whom are from the North, are unhorsed by the dynamics of zoning, if not by their staidness and colourlessness, the party would be hard put to present any other credible somebody in a restricted field of party nobodies. And if against logic and history they manage to present a finely hewn somebody, they know in their heart of hearts that the cards have been stacked against them since they first failed to respond adequately to their 2015 loss, a loss now made grosser by their mortifying 2019 failure and the multiple defections that have bled their ranks and sclerosed their sinews.

     

    Guinea, Mali and Buhari’s UN speech

    IN his remarks at the 76th session of the United Nations General Assembly in New York late September, President Buhari deplored the resurgence of coups d’etat in West Africa, arguing that they constituted a setback to democracy in the region. He is right. He had said: “In West Africa especially, our democratic gains of the past decades are now being eroded. The recent trend of unconstitutional takeover of power, sometimes in reaction to unilateral changes of constitutions by some leaders, must not be tolerated by the international community…As leaders of our individual Member-States we need to adhere to the constitutional provisions of our countries, particularly on term limits. This is one area that generates crisis and political tension in our sub-region.”

    His remarks were a direct attack on the two coups in Mali led by Col Assimi Goita in 2020 and again in 2021, both condemned by ECOWAS and accompanied by feeble imposition of sanctions. Once they allowed him to consolidate by embedding in the civilian government of the day in 2020, the cause of democracy was lost, and the second coup the following year was a foregone conclusion. He promises to restore civil rule in 2022. There is no concrete indication he will respect the date, especially with the September 2021 coup in Guinea led by former Special Forces commander, Mamady Doumbouya, who has pronounced an indeterminate date for a new constitution and restoration of democracy. But the problem of Guinea was not the constitution. The deposed Guinean president, after all, assaulted the constitution by altering the provision on term limits.

    It is surprising that President Buhari is worried by the recrudescence of coups in the region and the denudation of democracy. He himself has done a lot to undermine democracy in Nigeria, promote division, abridge rights, and even ignore regional court decisions. So how can he provide the leadership sorely needed to combat the descent into authoritarianism in the region?

  • A Northern storm in a Southern teacup

    By Tatalo Alamu 

    Grandstanding is an integral part of politics. In order to outflank and outmanoeuvre themselves, politicians sometimes resort to gutter tactics and the most reprehensible and deplorable of conduct. This comes with the territory. It is a blood sports, nor for the squeamish or the fainthearted. A lion is known to stake out its territory with its foul and most offensive urinal outpouring.

    Aristotles defined humans by nature as political animals. Every human society is suffused and permeated with politics. But there comes a time when politics takes over everything in a society to the exclusion and detriment of every other thing. The more over-politicised a society is the more underdeveloped it turns out to be.

    This is politics as the antithesis of statecraft and the very opposite of everything fine and noble about evolving humankind. It is politics as a toxic pollutant which infects and poisons everything it comes into contact with. Whenever a society gets to this point, there is an urgent need for detoxification or de-politicisation as the case may be.

    In order to mask or obscure their real mission of power without responsibility, the Nigerian political class play politics with everything, including matters most critical to the health and continued survival of the nation as a corporate entity. This is usually the signpost of a failed political class hibernating inside a failing nation.

    Who on earth would have thought that of all the existential and developmental issues currently facing the nation it is the issue of zoning and unzoning  that would most bestir both the dominant and the dominated factions of the political class and work them into an uncommon froth? But here we are with the bugle of war sounding everywhere about the bugaboo called zoning.

    But you must give something to the hegemonic faction of the ruling class. After decades of political predation and despite its glaring failure as a developmental elite, it knows exactly where to put the subordinated classes and the masses together while applying the torture whiplash. Last week this column sounded the warning that succession politics is back on the front burner despite the monumental problems facing the nation and the inability of the ruling clique to make a serious dent on these.

    Exactly twenty four hours after this, the Northern Governors’ Forum struck. In a widely reported communiqué read by Governor Simon Lalong, spokesperson of the august body, the forum pooh-poohed the idea of zoning claiming that the concept was strange to the constitution.

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    To drive home its point, the forum insisted that when the time comes, nobody can stop any presidential candidate from the north from contesting and that such a northern star is likely to win the election because the north has the number to prevail in an electoral showdown with the rest of the country.

    This was following on the heels of a widely circulated diatribe against a section of the country by Hakeem Baba-Ahmed, the spokesperson of the Northern Elders Forum. Having risen to the top position in the federal bureaucracy and having found himself on some sensitive national assignments thereafter, one would have expected Baba-Ahmed to be more circumspect in his vituperations and vainglorious shibboleths about a putative electoral majority. It was a classic example of how not to be a responsible citizen of any nation.

    If this is the true position of the “north” and not a bargaining chip or calculated ploy to negotiate for a soft landing for a power-obsessed elite after what is widely considered the most disastrous outing in the annals of postcolonial governance in Nigeria, then it simply means that the Obasanjo Settlement of 1999 has reached the end of the road and, by logical extension, the Fourth Republic it is supposed to undergird and underwrite.

    Cobbled together by people who were aghast at the country’s lurch towards disintegration after the tragic annulment of the June 12, 1993 presidential election and the death in solitary confinement of its presumed winner, it was designed to foster a sense of belonging and inclusiveness among all Nigerians and to forestall a situation in which one section of the country is widely perceived as lording it over the others.

    Although not enshrined in the constitution, this memorable instance of consociational politics and elite pacting in a bitterly polarized multi-ethnic and multi-cultural nation was to prove more important than the constitution in bridging the gap of ethnicity, region and religion as the Fourth Republic got underway.

    Those political recalcitrants who insisted on their constitutional rights to contest were quickly shunted aside, subsequently shunned or ignored. It was the power of the unwritten pact triumphing over written tracts. In 2003, General Mohammadu Buhari himself was to run afoul of this elite consensus having decided to join electoral battle with his former Commander- in-chief. It ended in tears and recrimination. History was to repeat itself in 2011, this time with violence and wanton destruction in the north.

    In the political drama that led to the emergence of Obasanjo, the same political force majeure was at hand when it came to which region to vote for. Although it was widely believed that the former vice president, Alex Ekwueme, was the front runner in the presidential sweepstakes of the new association, he was briskly overwhelmed at the finishing line by military acolytes working behind the scene to ensure victory for their former commander.

    It ought to be recalled that Obasanjo himself was hardly the choice of his people, having been fingered as an agent of the dominant establishment. But once the power brokers had spoken, this became a matter of regional disputation about choice rather than a national predicament. Despite widespread sulking and misgivings in the west, it was the pan-national coalition that prevailed.

    It is also instructive to note that throughout his two-term tenure and despite the rumoured  elongation bid, there was no doubt at all about which section of the country Obasanjo was going to hand over power to. As a matter of fact had there not been the unfortunate rupture between him and his former deputy, there is every reason to believe that the transmission and transfer of power would have been smoother and more seamless.

    The thing about unwritten agreements is that they have a way of burning and insinuating their way into human consciousness and national memory where they solidify as part of the established convention. They cannot be unilaterally repealed by one side without the other vigorously reacting. Consequently, it is an invitation to return to the status quo ante bellum in circumstances of anarchy and mayhem.

    This open tender for disintegration is one the country can ill-afford given its current dire circumstances. It has been a long journey from 1999. The mood is frayed and tempers are more brittle. The National Question is compounded. Many are now echoing General Gowon’s opening speech at the very end of July 1966 that the basis for Nigerian unity is no longer there. For good measure, Gowon went on to remind rampaging northerners to take solace in the fact that one of them was back in power.

    Politicians should learn to take a cue from historical developments. If the violent reactions in some parts of the country to the constitutional infractions and serial breach of national character in the last six years are anything to go by, we can be sure that post-zoning Nigeria is going to be an anarchic war-zone full of fear and trembling.

    It is said among the Yoruba that nobody must stop a young child from climbing the hill of Langbodo. Given their relative age, members of the Northern Governors’ Forum were probably too young or politically callow to appreciate the arduous painstaking process, the personal sacrifices and the politics of abstemious self-denial that went into the making of the zoning formula.

    They should consult their surviving elders and statesmen. The whole thing might have degenerated into an open bazaar of self-enrichment and self-recruitment nowadays, but we cannot afford to throw away the baby with the bath water.

    No edifice can stand for all time and for all purposes. What the zoning formula needs is reform and further refinement. This must go hand in hand with a constitutional amendment which limits presidential term to a single six year tenure.

    With the prospects of a lame duck presidency already starring us in the face just as it happened with Obasanjo who spent the last two years of his presidency in a ferocious dog-fight with his deputy, it should be obvious that six years are enough for anybody to register and achieve their mission unless there is a scary nation-threatening emergency.

    In a remarkable walk-back, Nasir el-Rufai, the feisty and tempestuous governor of Kaduna State, has stated that while the northern establishment was not against power shift, what it abhors is the minatory language of entitlement by southern leaders when the watchword should be negotiation and horse trading.

    The question is, negotiating about what and for what? In this miasma of clarification as obfuscation, what el-Rufai may be hinting at is that the entire clause of zoning ought to be renegotiated and redefined.

    If that is the case, then it cannot stop at zoning which is nothing but an elite pact for the shuffling and reshuffling of personnel to foster a sense of elite belonging and political inclusiveness. Given emergent realities, it is the terms of staying together of the various people boxed into a colonial corner named Nigeria that ought to be revisited and renegotiated in order to give way to a more perfect union.

    As we have noted at the beginning, too much politics gets in the way of everything that is noble and inspiring about this country. In any society where everything is politicised, the noble art of politics becomes a toxic pollutant infecting and poisoning everything with its noxious effluvium. It is the bane of the politicisation of everything that has led Nigeria to the cul de sac of fixities about political persecution and fixations about numerical advantage and other assets of political warfare.

    So far, the Nigerian political elites have proved more adept at sharing the dwindling and disappearing national cake than baking it. Zoning is not a fool proof mechanism for all time. It is a mere stop-gap contraption for preventing the Nigerian political class from coming to blows in the perennial orgy of feeding frenzy while waiting for the authentic  pan-Nigerian critical mass.

    But despite its imperfections and blemishes, despite the obvious shutting out of genuine talents at the altar of political cohesion and elite inclusiveness, it has helped Nigeria navigate the most tortuous pitfalls of post-military politics. Yet nothing lasts forever. If we have now found a superior magic formula for fostering greater unity and cohesiveness among the various peoples, nationalities and classes that make up the Nigerian nation, let us bring it up without any further ado.

  • Kaduna, bandits and the Northwest

    By Adekunle Ade-Adeleye 

    Just as Boko Haram insurgency became synonymous with the Northeast, particularly Borno and Yobe States, banditry, a peculiarly Nigerian form of terrorism, has become synonymous with the Northwest. In both geopolitical zones of the core North, full-scale military counterinsurgency operations are ongoing. The operations have, however, met with qualified success. Insurgents are being degraded, but the fundamental causes of the revolt have neither been fully understood, nor acknowledged, nor significantly tackled. The same oversight is being replayed in the Northwest where banditry was allowed to fester, its dynamics only partially understood, and its remedies applied half-heartedly for reasons not quite understood.

    Between late August and mid-September, Zamfara, Katsina, Niger and Kaduna States – Sokoto State joined a little later – announced a number of measures as their coordinated responses to banditry.  The measures included the suspension of weekly markets, movement of cattle, sale of petrol in jerry-cans, and restrictions of motorcycle and keke transport modes in some local government areas. On the whole, the measures came rather late, after the problem had been left to fester, while in the panic to announce and execute the measures, their implications had not really been studied or understood. Kaduna State has raised the ante further by announcing a three-month plan to curb the menace, including the suspension of telecoms services.

    For Kaduna, the measures are almost cataclysmic in proportion. They include:

    1. Total ban on the use of motorcycles (Okada), for commercial or personal purposes, for three months in the first instance.

    1. Ban on possession of or wielding of dangerous weapons.
    2. Tricycles to operate only from 6am to 7pm.
    3. All vehicles used for commercial transport must be painted in yellow and black within 30 days. Vehicles that are part of ride hailing services are to carry yellow and black stripes.
    4. Ban on the sale of petrol in jerry-cans or other containers in Birnin Gwari, Giwa, Chikun, Igabi, Kachia, Kagarko and Kajuru LGAs.

    Other containment measures previously communicated remain in place. These include:

    1. Ban on felling of trees and forestry activities in Birnin Gwari, Giwa Igabi, Chikun, Kachia, Kagarko and Kajuru LGAs.
    2. Ban on firewood and charcoal transportation.
    3. Ban on the transportation of livestock into and out of the state.
    4. Cessation of weekly markets in the frontline local government areas of Birnin Gwari, Giwa, Chikun, Igabi, Kajuru and Kawo weekly market of Kaduna North local government.

    Implementing the drastic anti-banditry measures on a fortnightly basis was challenging enough; to impose a three-month lockdown would be incredibly stifling, and may even prove counterproductive. The Northwest states could of course not afford to do nothing, or do little, in the face of the chaos engendered by banditry. But the states may soon discover that it is far easier to enunciate measures than to execute them. For largely agrarian economies struggling to transform into 21st century businesses, especially in impoverished and troubled communities, the Northwest measures may further plunge the states into poverty, misery and chaos.

    Banditry did not metastasize overnight. It took years in developing, according to studies commissioned to explicate the crisis. Not only was little done to respond to it, especially seeing how it unfortunately began to ossify along interethnic lines, the federal government, which has total control of the security agencies, was alarmingly lethargic in formulating measures and tactics to deal with the emerging crisis. The problem called for drastic and urgent federal reforms and structural and paradigmatic changes in internal security, but only superficial attempts were made to respond to a crisis that in a few years metamorphosed into chaotic erosion of the country’s foundations.

    Banditry and related crimes are bound to remain with the country for much longer than anyone might desire, particularly because of poverty and appallingly outdated and untenable political and economic structures. The problem calls for a rethink of the country’s structure, social relations, security architecture, and leadership paradigms. Decades of prebendal military rule, and a few more decades of incompetent civilian administrations in the affected states have produced a conglomeration of social and economic challenges finding expressions and manifestations through dangerous fault lines. As the measures announced by the Northwest states show, there is obviously still a demonstrable lack of capacity among state and national leaders. The states’ responses have been largely emotive, desultory and short-termist. Banditry is after all a manifestation of deep societal and economic fissures; the response must, therefore, be surgical and focused.

    Given the massive implications of some of the measures announced by the north-western states to combat banditry, it is not clear how they hope to sustain them. The states want to be seen as doing something about the problem, partly because they genuinely worry about letting banditry go on unfettered. But there is no consensus that the measures are appropriate or tenable. One of the states has in fact extended the timeline of some of the measures, while Kaduna mulls a three-month timeline. If they have thought of the consequences of their measures, they have not indicated it, nor spoken to their opportunity costs. The states should reassess the fight. While they must do something about the problem, it is even more urgent that they must do the right thing that takes cognizance of the lives and wellbeing of the people they are trying to save from the effects of banditry.

    AGF Malami should worry

    Justice minister and Attorney General of the Federation (AGF) Abubakar Malami probably acknowledges that he is one of the most controversial ministers in the Muhammadu Buhari cabinet. If he cares about the noisome buzz around him, he has managed to conceal it. But whether the buzz is expressed or concealed, it is important that he should worry. His tenure will be assessed after he leaves office, and posterity will judge him. He has less than two years in office, and for the about six years he has spent in that hallowed office as the country’s chief law officer, he has reeled from one controversy to another, topping it with an ambitious run for public office. But neither he nor anyone else seems to know what office he covets.

    Last week, in New York, Mr Malami argued that the controversial issue of Value Added Tax (VAT) was on the exclusive legislative list. He will probably be advising the president and the administration along that curious line. If so, it is not clear which constitution he is talking about, though he has carefully avoided citing any provision. Instead of seeing himself as the unbiased chief law officer of the country, whose interpretative prowess is beyond cavil, he has become embarrassingly partisan, and views himself more and more, and from one controversy to another, as the northern states’ chief law officer, the ruling party All Progressives Congress (APC) chief legal adviser – refer to his unsolicited advice on the 2015 Kogi governorship election rerun – and the personal chief law officer to both the president and the administration.

    How he expects, in the face of his brazen partisanship and subterfuges, to escape historical censure and opprobrium is hard to fathom. There is life after the administration. More, he would be lucky indeed if after office he is not one of these days caught in one of his interpretative traps. Who knows, someday, as he struggles to enforce his rights, someone will confront him with his belief in the subordination of individual rights to national security interest.

  • Baba Lekki ventilates on Nigeria @ 61

    Baba Lekki ventilates on Nigeria @ 61

    By Tatalo Alamu

    To Obele-Onimalu on the ancient cattle rustlers’ route for a historic briefing on the state of the nation by the recently deposed and banished Sarkin Tulasi, Lambert Adesokan, aka Baba Lekki. This was where the old man took refuge having been dislodged from his rural maternal paradise during an uprising by a tribe of warrior monkeys.  The leader of the brood is a vicious albinoid hybrid justly celebrated for snatching a service rifle from a policeman at Owode market.

    The distraught police authorities promptly recorded the incident as “ accident due to animal palava. Monkey go AWOL. Miscarried manslaughter”. When Baba Lekki asked the minatory mongrel about the drama, it laughed hysterically thumping his chest repeatedly even as it gestured about how the embattled cop took to his heels.

    Okon was one of the early arrivals in Baba Lekki’s new haven this wet and soggy morning. There was heavy rumbling in the background. The atmosphere was pregnant with an imminent downpour. The overcast sky appeared dark and sullen, as if reflecting the mood of the nation.  The feeling of hopelessness and haplessness, of a sour and sully regret about the state of the nation, was unmistakable.

    Baba Lekki’s new abode looked like a mad scholar’s camp, with books, files, mimeographs and all kinds of memorabilia and arcane memoranda strewn all over the place like exhibits at a grammarian’s funeral. The old contrarian and mystic medium of mayhem sat poring over a hidebound copy of Napoleon’s Book of Fate when Okon surprised him in his loony lair.

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    They had not seen since the monkey fiasco when Baba Lekki after a thorough pummelling by rogue simians succumbed to a primitive version of the modern coup carried out by the elite monkey assault troops. The scars and scratches were still visible as Okon fled through the ravines of Ajebo later to emerge at the intersection between Lufogiri and Orile Mafoluku with his tail firmly between his legs as he importuned trailer drivers for a ride to safety.

    Okon had seized the opportunity of the sparse crowd to rile up the old man over his recent monkey misfortune.

    “Baba wetin happen now?” the mad boy opened with a savage sneer. “I think say you be tough man. But when dem monkey come dey land better blow for your egungun head and no reply, I come say dem don kill another Yoruba heavyweight like dem Joshua boy for London. Dem pepper dat one sotey him no dey see again. Na owanbe kill fine boy. Like all dem Yoruba people”.

    “Okon, shut up your Mgbirichi mouth. When monkey wan kill Lion of Amunigun and dem come drive man to dis yeye place, no be dem Nigeria story be dat one? Abi I dey lie?” The old man noted with an affable frown.

    “Baba, na true talk. Dat one na heavy heavy parable”, one man intoned in heavily accented pidgin.

    “ My brother, na dat one dem dey call Parable of Passover before final passing out parade”, the old man jeered.

    “Baba, I say I wan leave. Dis kontri na animal kingdom. I say I wan go dem Guinea make man take dem Mamady man him German wife!” the mad boy screamed.

    “Okon, you are a stupid boy. I don tell you, dem Colonel Doumbouya go dumbu you. No be Sikira matter be dis one. Even dem African Eunuchs abi wetin dem dey call demself, dem no fit do nothing about dat one. Na former French soldier. Dem last French legionnaire for Africa dem man called Bokassa him dey eat people and dey fry dem blokos”, Baba Lekki drawled.

    By this time, the crowd had thickened and the place crawled with all manner of people. The real fireworks began in earnest. One tall dandified man resplendent in Igbo traditional attire suddenly jumped up.

    “Baba, I wan know dem tailor who made dem trouser dem Sai Buhari wear reach Imo state. No be cultural genocide be dat one?”  He demanded.

    “Na dat one dem Fela dey call show me your kokose, omo ale trouser”, one man sing-sang.

    “Omo ale (bastard!!) Thunder fire your gbegiri mouth”, a Buhari man screamed.

    “He be like if say na dem Haroon elSoudani  dem measure”, the crooner returned fire.

    “Leave the man we are happy with him. Now that he has put Ararume in charge”, one man noted.

    “Dat one na Abu’s money dem dey use to entertain Abu”, Baba Lekki noted in a cryptic Yoruba conundrum. The irate fan could no longer take it. Four shots rang out and everybody fled in different directions.

  • Yoruba obas, secession and Gbajabiamila outburst

    Yoruba obas, secession and Gbajabiamila outburst

    By Adekunle Ade-Adeleye 

    Speaker of the House of Representatives Femi Gbajabiamila will do his best to walk back his controversial statement on southern secessionists, but he will be only partially successful. The media had quoted him last Wednesday as suggesting equivalence between southern secessionists, including Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) and Yoruba Nation agitators, and Boko Haram/ISWAP insurgents, prompting critics to excoriate him as a government lickspittle. The following day, however, he explained that his speech was misinterpreted, insisting that he never referred specifically to either IPOB or Yoruba Nation. His message, he argued, was directed at criminal elements in all secessionist groups. It is hard to determine whether he was misinterpreted or not, but for nearly all commentators and media analysts, Hon. Gbajabiamila was guilty.

    Here is his original statement last Wednesday: “In the South of Nigeria, East and West, miscreants, and criminals masquerading as separationist activists have emerged to wreak havoc, take lives and commit economic sabotage against fellow Nigerians and against the state. These people, in their inclination for devastating violence against fellow citizens, their appetite for the destruction of private property, their disruption of academic activities, commerce, and industry, their propensity for defiling institutions of the state, society, and community, their refusal to engage in debate, or to consider the possibility of dissenting opinions and alternative viewpoints are no different from Boko Haram and ISWAP. Given space and time, they will take our nation down the same path of destruction. We know from experience that neither appeasement nor overwhelming violence alone will work.”

    Hon Gbajabiamila is right to insist that his statement referred only to criminal elements masquerading as secessionist agitators, but few people will accept that he was not in the same breath referring to, for instance, IPOB whose members were recently accused of doing some of the things the Speaker mentioned in his speech. Hon Gbajabiamila is peculiarly disadvantaged by the fact that, on the same day, presidential spokesman Garba Shehu issued a vituperative statement condemning the Yoruba Nation group for participating in a protest involving IPOB. The protest was organized by the Nigerian Indigenous Nationalities Alliance for Self-Determination (NINAS) which stormed the UN headquarters in New York early last week. Mr Shehu was mindlessly scathing, and he came across as obsessed only with southern self-determination campaigners in strict disregard of the factors that prompted their agitations. Hon Gbajabiamila had the misfortune of speaking candidly the same day Mr Shehu hysterically and dismissively characterized the Yoruba Nation group.

    The popular interpretation of Hon Gbajabiamila’s statement that saw him equate self-determination groups with Boko Haram will grab attention for a long time. The public will not give him the benefit of the doubt. He was careful to refer to and denounce criminal elements masquerading as secessionists, but by appearing to equate self-determination groups as a whole with insurgents, he was in fact sailing near the wind. The equivalence was unnecessary. That was where he came to grief. Had he limited himself to denouncing violence and every threat to public peace by any group he would have sounded like a statesman and, more importantly, like a lawmaker and principal officer of parliament.

    Last Monday, the Vanguard newspaper also reported that some Yoruba obas denounced secession and suggested that the Yoruba stood to gain nothing from separation. The obas should have declined to offer half-baked opinions on self-determination, particularly the difficult and controversial subject of secession. They have not updated their knowledge on the subject. In 1957, the Federation of Malaya became independent, and together with the then British crown colonies of North Borneo, Sarawak, and Singapore became Malaysia on September 16, 1963. But in August 1965, Singapore was  from the federation and became a separate independent country. No one today would say Singapore has not done very well as a separate country. Students of history know that as far as federations, unions and empires are concerned, nothing is cast in granite, especially countries destitute of justice, inclusion and equity. Yugoslavia broke up, and the world has not spun out of orbit. The former Soviet Union, which like Nigeria was a nominally federal union of multiple national republics, also broke up in 1991. Its former constituents are also doing well. Czechoslovakia, created in October 1918, when it declared its independence from Austria-Hungary, also separated into two parts, Czech and Slovakia in 1993. Neither has regretted the dissolution of the union.

    There are more examples. The Yoruba obas misspoke by suggesting that secession would not augur well for their race. Their conclusion is neither backed by history nor logic. Instead, the obas should have emphasized the factors that promote Nigeria’s unity and greatness, but add that those factors are absent and the country was spiraling out of control because of bad and unenlightened leadership. Were they afraid to speak the truth? It is hogwash to keep harping on unity in the absence of inclusion and justice, and especially in light of the poor leadership it has been the lot of the country to endure in the past few decades. Instead of denouncing secession, the obas should have expressed their worry that the fate of Nigeria, given the centrifugal tendencies overwhelming the country, seemed to have been sealed.

    David Umahi searches for meaning

    Ebonyi State governor David Umahi has been controversial for a long time. Until his second term runs out he will remain controversial. In August, presidential spokesman Garba Shehu announced that like Katsina, Ebonyi had received N6bn from the federal government for ranching. The state denied the story, insisting that land for ranching was the exclusive preserve of the people, regardless of what the Land Use law says. And since the people say they have no land for ranching, surely that must be the end of the matter, according to Mr Umahi. But whether on the ranching controversy or the Southeast security outfit, Ebubeagu, observers in the Southeast are wary of Mr Umahi and his controversies. He may have mobilized Ebubeagu in his state and passed the buck on ranching lands to Ebonyians, however, the Igbo distrust him for his defection to the All Progressives Congress (APC) and wince at his unduly enthusiastic display of warmth and affection for the president.

    Mr Umahi plays unorthodox politics. He has stridently denounced IPOB, and has been amenable to federal and presidential matters, arguing that he was merely toeing the step of the great Nnamdi Azikwe. This may account for why he seized upon the federal projects being implemented in the Southeast to laud President Buhari. Early September, he rhapsodized the president by describing him as a national benchmark. Said the governor after a visit to Aso Villa: “But I continue to say that power rests in the hands of God. And God, will also give us the next president who has a good heart like President Buhari for the good of this country.” Neither he nor many in Igboland appear convinced that his superlative description of the president will resonate with the Southeast or most Nigerians. He will continue to make such superlative comparisons, as he said, because he owes nobody any explanation.

    The problem is not that Mr Umahi feels beholden to Aso Villa, which he has demonstrated raucously like Imo State governor Hope Uzodinma; the problem is that he has become controversial, if not disoriented, as his detractors say, because of the effusive manner he demonstrates that support. Is it just about power rotation and the APC presidential ticket? Hardly. There is a yawning vacuum in his soul and a flaw in his character that prompt him into excesses in good causes as well as bad causes. His search for meaning will not end after his governorship, nor will it be terminated after the Southeast is passed over for the presidency next year.

  • Re Vat:  Federal Government must ensure  it does nothing to embarrass judiciary

    Re Vat: Federal Government must ensure it does nothing to embarrass judiciary

    By  Femi Orebe

    Presidential spokesperson, Femi Adesina was spot on when he gave his personal opinion on the raging issue of who, between the Federal Government and states, should collect the Value Added Tax. Giving his personal opinion on the matter, Femi opined: “I think the VAT issue is good because there have been talks about restructuring and fiscal federalism in the country. If states eventually get their demands in respect of VAT, there will be something like fulfilling fiscal federalism. But then, fiscal federalism itself must be done within the ambits of the law”. It would have been simply fantastic if he had stopped at that, especially since he is not a spokesperson in the administration of former President Olusegun Obasanjo when one could say, with considerable justification that courts, even the Supreme court, were on their own, not sure which  of their decisions  would be acceptable to the President as we saw in  the Attorney – General of Lagos state V the Attorney – General of the Federation over the seizure of Lagos state Local governments’ funds.

    In the instant case, however, given the fact that the Buhari government is not on record as having, even for once, disobeyed court judgments, Femi needed not have gone ahead to say the following: “so, eventually, we will have a legal pronouncement, which may come from the highest court in the land and whatever that court says then is the law. Knowing the Buhari administration, it will obey the rule of law.”  Since Nigerians know that the Buhari government obeys court decisions that addition was absolutely superfluous, indeed, an over kill which is open to many interpretations. For instance, because there was no reason for such an assertion, a priori, it could very well be interpreted as coyly suggesting that the government was going to influence the court’s decision. That interpretation will be reasonable for, not only those Femi has dubbed as enemies of the  Buhari government, who do not want to hear anything good  about it, but rather, by hardheaded individuals who have devoted quality time to observing the government’s actions which have mostly been shockingly lacking in fairness and equity, especially where it concerns how the North and the south are treated.  Besides the President’s notoriously skewed appointments, it is noteworthy that of  the many new military tertiary institutions established in the past six years, hardly was any sited in the South  from where, incidentally, comes the bulk of  the  revenue that would fund these mostly needless institutions given that there are far too many existing federal Universities that could incorporate them. Things like open grazing, cattle colony, RUGA etc that hardly concern the South have mostly signposted the government’s innermost concern, not the killings, the muggings and kidnappings that have ravaged every part of the South, the North inclusive but which the President has, unexpectedly, washed his hands off, claiming that  security in the states is the sole responsibility of governors to whom neither state commissioners of police nor Army commanders are answerable. While it is true that governors have responsibility for the safety of lives and property in their respective states, the fact that Heads of security departments in states do not report to them constitutes a major handicap to their ability to do this effectively. Many of these issues, in which the President demonstrates preference for the North over the South, are such that should, ordinarily, not warrant such, if equity mattered to him. How for instance could he have singled out his home state of Katsina for a grant of over six billion naira for ranching while pushing for open grazing in other parts of the country? And to imagine that Nigerians would probably not have heard anything about it had the state governor not squealed.

    I am laying emphasis on this unequal treatment because any objective analysis of the VAT issue will, unarguably, conclude that Northern states have the most to lose if the apex court affirms the ruling of the lower court. This is where I have my fears since I believe that some officials in the corridors of power, even while the President is minded to let justice be done, may be driven by ethnic considerations to go about fishing  for  creative ways of reversing it.

    The essence of this article, therefore, that is its leitmotif, without mincing words, is to advise against anybody who might like to compromise the courts as a means of working to the answer, something that will be most unfortunate. My fears here stem from the fact that such has always been the downside of nepotism or cronyism, whenever, and wherever, it is that these two unfortunate negativities predominate an administration. Unfortunately, both are so conspicuous in this government they have almost ruined its achievements in more areas than one. Or who can forget the giant strides the administration has made in infrastructural procurement or the human face it has shown in the various strategies it has put in place to cushion the effects of the ravaging poverty in this poverty capital of the world.

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    Concerning the judiciary therefore, everything must be done to ensure that it is no longer further put in any embarrassing position, especially by persons, as I explained above, who may wish to play smart by trying to influen its adjudication of this highly sensitive case.

    How long ago, for instance, was it we saw the Chief Justice of Nigeria (CJN), His Lordship, Ibrahim Tanko Muhammad, summoning six Chief Judges over conflicting decisions by some judges on the forthcoming Anambra governorship election. I can, in my mind’s eye, see the pain in the heart of the Chief Judge when he summoned the judges in the following words: “My attention has been drawn to media reports to the effect that some courts of coordinate jurisdiction were granting conflicting ex parte orders on the same subject matter. It has become expedient for me to invite you for a detailed briefing on the development. This is even more compelling, having regard to earlier NJC warning to judicial officers on the need to be circumspect in granting ex parte applications.”

    I can hazard, without any fear of contradiction, that the VAT case will be, for the Chef Judge, a much more sensitive issue than the one on the Anambra election. This is so for obvious reasons, among them the considerable furore about, again, nepotism, which followed the last set of appointments to the bench.  It is, therefore, my considered opinion that the courts must not only serve justice in this matter, it must, like Caesar’s wife, be seen to have acted, solely, at its own behest, with the Almighty God being their witness.

    That should not be too much to ask from the government of President Muhammadu Buhari.

     

     Dr Babajide Akinkunmi Somade -we Lost a Gem.

    Tall, handsome, elegant and brilliant, Dr Jide Somade, our dear friend who joined the Saints Triumphant this past week, was your quintessential gentleman. Urbane, decent and almost self- effacing, except while with friends when he could truly be exuberant, Jide is a friend we would miss dearly. He was, indeed, a brother, as Sunmade Akin Olugbade described him in his tribute.

    We had all met at THE GREAT University of Ile- Ife in the 60’s and we were quite a bunch, indeed, ‘happening guys’ who were, therefore, ready ‘customers’ of campus newspapers, the likes of COBRA, whose tormentor-in Chief, Adebayo Williams (now a professor) turned a glorious 70 only a week ago. While one of us and his female consort were ‘surnamed’ the Elephant and the Ant’, no thanks to their respective physiognomy, yours truly had his name, Femi, Anglicised as ‘Marry me”.

    “Those terrible Boys, theDupe Odunlami’s . After we graduated and thought we were free, they began a column: “Going to the archives”, to ferret out truly salacious stories involving us.Those were  the days!”

    But you would never find Jide among such an ensemble – Lol.

    Not unexpectedly, our towering, 6-footer friend, while at Ife, played basketball with the likes of Ambassador Wole Coker, Joe Agoi and late Collins Eza.

    We all soon left Ife with each one of us going to put together, the building blocks of his life’s architecture.

    That period would see Jide head all the way to the University of Guelph, Ontario , Canada where he obtained his Master of Science degree as well as earned a PhD in Reproductive Physiology in 1977.

    On completion of his studies, he worked briefly in Montgomery County, Maryland, USA helping to solve fertility issues in the State’s health system. That was before returning to the University of Ife (now Obafemi Awolowo University), where he lectured and supervised both Masters and Doctorate degree students. A member of the Association for Fertility and Reproductive Health and the European Society of Human Reproduction Embryology, Jide would later work as Director of the EKO Andrology Laboratory and Cryobank from where he joined the Alpha Assisted Reproductive Klinic.

    Author and co-author of numerous peer reviewed articles on reproduction and fertility, Jide was widely travelled, both within, and outside the country attending seminars on reproduction and fertility.

    A very deep family man, Jide is survived by his darling wife, Dupe, and their adorable children, Tunde, Kunle and Sola.

    Jide, all of us, those ‘naughty’, but absolutely serious, and highly focused, friends of yours at the GREAT UNIVERSITY OF IFE, bid you BYE.

    In doing so we remember our other cherished friends: my dear brother, Ropo Olagbaju, Remi Adenubi, Cousin Moyo Ogundipe, Femi Adebanjo, Isola Filani, Edward Adeniran (Dodonzo), Femi Fowode among others, all great guys, who are now at the bosom of our Lord, Jesus Christ.

    We sorely miss them and pray that the good Lord will grant them eternal rest in perpetuity.

    Rest eternal Jide. Adieu.

     

  • Katsina, Kaduna, Niger,  Zamfara on war footing

    Katsina, Kaduna, Niger, Zamfara on war footing

    By  Idowu Akinlotan

    After years of dithering, the four north-western states of Katsina, Kaduna, Niger and Zamfara have announced a welter of measures to curb the banditry laying their states waste. The measures took little cognisance of the federal measures belatedly put in place for the same goal of defeating bandits numbering thousands and fully armed and roaming the countryside. The bandits were of course no match for the military, but they were more mobile, more daring, and more motivated. They were incomprehensibly allowed to cause mayhem across many states for years before the Muhammadu Buhari administration finally took up the gauntlet thrown down by young, irreligious and audacious bandits, most of them Fulani. They had also been engaged in skirmishes with angry vigilantes, most of them Hausa. The skirmishes had looked like a mini ethnic war.

    Fed to the gills, and groaning under the dislocations authored by the bandits, the four north-western states decided to fight back. They had toyed with peace deals with the bandits, which gave them nothing more than intermittent periods of peace and quietude. But having tasted blood and loved it, the bandits became insatiable. They reneged on virtually every deal they entered into with the states, and continued the bloodletting, rape, pillage and scorched-earth policies to punish betrayals and swell their purses. Some of the bandit leaders even enjoyed photo opportunities with gutted state governors baffled by the emptiness and confusion of the federal response. After peace proved inaccessible, and their own feeble martial response barely made a dent on the armouries of the bandits, the north-western states opted for civil mobilization, asking their indigenes to arm themselves as a self-defence force.

    In addition, they announced measures that virtually grounded and locked down their states. Certain roads were shut and declared inaccessible, general retail and cattle markets as well as schools were also closed down, and general social, economic and educational activities completely paralysed. The states in short put their population on a war footing. There would be no more peace talk, no amnesty, and bandits were to be utterly crushed. Suddenly, it seemed, the federal pushback against the bandits began to take on some urgency, perhaps coinciding with the arrival of new military hardware and telecommunications severence. The dislocations and displacements in that war-ravaged region were so massive and persistent that it was hard to believe that anyone, let alone a religious leader, could counsel any other measure but strong-arm measure. State governments had meanwhile apologized for their naivety in entering into futile peace deals with bandits. But Ahmad Gumi, mufti of the Kaduna central mosque, and self-appointed but respected intermediary between bandits and state governments, kept insisting on funded amnesty for the bandits comparable to the one granted Niger Delta militants.

    It is not clear why the federal government took so long in bracing up to fight the bandits until the crime festered so badly and thousands were displaced or completely ruined, and schoolchildren, some as young as five years old, were taken, tortured and probably traumatized for life. No one has explained why federal and state officials could go to sleep for days and weeks and months while these little children were held in captivity, starved and beaten daily. It is impossible to offer any sensible explanation. At a point the federal government even disclaimed any responsibility for the safety of citizens despite having a monopoly of the coercive instruments of state. Nor could anyone explain why state governments toyed with peace talks with those levying war against their states and wrecking lives. A few analysts suggest reasons for the widespread banditry in the Northwest, linking the crime to lack of educational and employment opportunities, corruption, and poor infrastructural development despite huge revenues from Abuja. They also suggested that banditry probably took advantage of and morphed to something sinister from pre-existing and worsening interethnic squabbles. Whatever the causes and catalysts, the unavoidable conclusion is that both federal and state governments rose up rather too late to the crime, and first fought it with a bizarre array of fruitless policies and incompetent law enforcement measures.

    The reasons for banditry are fairly clear. But two factors account for its severity and longevity. First, the heads of federal and state administrations are actually not as competent as most Nigerians imagine. Banditry did not begin overnight; it grew slowly until it became an ogre due to lack of adequate and intelligent responses from various administrations over the decades. It merely worsened as the years passed. Zamfara State was the first epicenter of the vice. Its state governors were heavily criticized for corruption, lack of administrative initiatives, and almost total lack of vision. The requisite expertise to run a modern and complex society has still not been acquired in that educationally backward state. From Zamfara, banditry began to spread and metastasize. A few cattle rustling here and some retaliations there, and suddenly Zamfara imploded. Neither the federal government nor neighbouring states took the necessary precaution to contain the crime within one state. They allowed it, even enabled it, to spread. There were no changes in policies, nor did the law enforcement agencies anticipate that the crime would bloom into an uncontrollable nightmare.

    Slow, incompetent and unreasonably optimistic, the governors imagined that palliatives and appeasement would sort out the crisis. They did not. The Buhari administration was of course not the cause of the crisis, but it has been wholly unresponsive to it as the problem ballooned, and it has resisted and sneered at the measures and changes needed to curb it before it festered. There was need for radical reforms in law enforcement, but the Buhari administration has stuck to the deployment of heavy firepower, the unitary administration of policing, the appalling distractions the secret service has allowed to dilute its efficiency and the costly weapons and law enforcement gadgets procured for it. In finally responding to banditry, the administration believes fighter jets and boots on the ground would extirpate the problem. But Sheikh Gumi, for instance, thinks the administration is chasing a chimera to repose so much confidence in the use of force. He insists the bandits were going nowhere, and that banditry could not be defeated by military force. Banditry could not be defeated by force alone, but given the military momentum triggered by the Buhari administration against the crime, and the urgency infused into the campaign, the Northwest could soon heave a sigh of relief.

    However, since little change is expected in the quality and depth of law enforcement in the foreseeable future, and since there would be neither a structural response to the increasing restiveness in the region nor a qualitative change to the policies of state and federal administrations, whatever solutions are mediated by force would be ephemeral. Take for instance the issue of herdsmen and cattle rustling, the casus belli bandits seize upon to embark on their criminal forays into kidnapping and other crimes, it is hard to explain why the federal and state governments fail to see that the solution lies in ranching. Instead, they have connived at ethnic cleansing, land grabbing, and are attempting to foist federal ranches on unwilling states. The destabilization and wholesale displacement of communities that follow have still not been assuaged. It also took a long time for state governments to appreciate the futility of negotiating with bandits and paying them regular stipends; there is no indication that even after military pacification, both federal and state governments would intelligently take advantage of the momentum gained by successful operations against the bandits to plan a better and stable future.

    Second, what banditry is demonstrating very clearly, but which federal and state administrations are reluctant to embrace, is that without a fundamental restructuring of the country, more and potentially cataclysmic challenges would emerge in the future. Apart from the fact that the federal administration is repressive, unimaginative and resistant to change, state administrations themselves are oligarchic and unaccountable. The old and ungainly unitary structure of the country will continue to promote the election of incompetent administrators, many of whom, as the Northwest shows, are unable to transcend their ethnic and religious prejudices. The Northwest states for instance are theoretically viable, considering their resource base, but so far, they have remained in reality unviable, hobbled by excruciatingly low human capital development. Despite hundreds of local governments gifted them by sectional heads of state in decades past, these financial resources have not translated into positive development for the states. Implementing the classical federal structure across the country will go a long way in challenging the Northwest states into self-reliance and sustained growth, as opposed to the continuing and crippling dependency of today. It should also engender better electoral fidelity that should promote the emergence of sounder and truly representative leaders and legislators. More subliminally, it should also lead them to abandon the crass sectarianism that pervades and corrupts their criminal justice system in their states.

    The Northwest is, however, a symptom of a more widespread national malaise: of misbegotten leaders, broken political and economic structures, and of stultified administrative and electoral practices. Federal and state leaders may place short-run premium on the deployment of military force, which force may in fact prove decisive in the weeks ahead, but the fundamental problem undermining the stability and development of the country, not to say the dangerous lurch towards the precipice, will continue apace. The malaise is noticeable in all the other geopolitical zones of the country, with incompetent governors running riot everywhere on the most mundane of policies.

    The Northwest states are on a war footing today because of many years of malformed and misplaced public policies, injustice, and abysmal lack of accountability. The Buhari administration, which sets store by such methods and believes that the military will defeat the bandits and restore peace, is also on a war footing only months before its expiration. After many years of dithering and impotence, they will probably finally defeat the ragtag army of youthful and untrained bandits against whom very expensive military hardware and munitions have been deployed. But after that, as the country witnessed after the civil war, there will be nothing but complacence and woolly thinking.

     

    Jonathan, Fani-Kayode and APC defections

    Jonathan and FFK

    Despite repeated denials by his aides, rumours that ex-president Goodluck Jonathan would defect to the All Progressives Congress (APC) have not abated. It is either the denials, some of which seemed made by the ex-president himself tongue-in-cheek, were too feeble to be taken seriously or the amperage of the rumours has increased for reasons that are not quite clear. Instead of abating, the rumours have grown to encompass a plot to make Dr Jonathan, should he defect, the APC presidential candidate for the 2023 presidential poll. The public would like to believe that the former president does not harbour any longing for the APC, but they cannot dispel their doubts that the former president has been quite tentative about the whole affair. In their view, there is perhaps a part of him that finds the whole plot tantalizing. Perhaps if he could be certain that after defecting he would get the ticket, and then be assured he would win, he would go ahead and immerse himself in the plot. But there are too many perhaps involved.

    No Nigerian today is certain what Dr Jonathan has up his sleeves. Not even himself. When he was president, he was too vacillating about everything to pass as a resolute leader. Added to the timidity he displayed towards the North, which he saw as the main detractor to be courted and placated during his presidency, it is not obvious that he has made up his mind what he wants; or if he has made it up, which way it is made up. Regardless of the rumours, could Dr Jonathan really be interested, even a little bit? When he was president, he was wary of projecting power with death-defying resoluteness, as he hid behind the façade of being a convinced and natural democrat. Yes, perhaps a high level of education often prompts a leader to be somewhat democratic, a luxury his successor has spurned for obvious reasons. But it does not seem that what restrained the former president was any democratic trait in his mental constitution. What restrained him were fear and ignorance: fear that if he pushed the country too much he could lose it; and ignorance of how to project power in the debilitating way his successor has done without a care for the implications.

    It is time Dr Jonathan put the matter to rest. The rumours have gone on too far for his good and self-respect. The fellows in the APC promoting the idea of his second run at the presidency are conscienceless and conspiratorial. There is no guarantee that if he defects he will get the ticket, absolutely no guarantee. Nor is there any certainty that he would win even if they gave it to him on a platter. Dr Jonathan may be irresolute, but he doesn’t look like a gambler. It would be out of character for him to risk so much for so little, an undeserving canonization which his years out of office had gifted him for his piddling achievement in office.

    What is even worse is that his presidency between 2010 and 2015 showed a lettered man whose education drove him to excessive caution in the face of urgent challenges that needed a man of iron resolve. He is naturally infirm, despite his controversial claim to democratic principles; and should he take office a second time, he would approach his duties with far worse caution than his first term, clearly beholden to the spurious nationalists that heaved him into office. In addition, like his successor, he has no programme, and little original idea of how to shape a modern and complex society. The core North, which is believed to want him as a buffer and political regent, does not want a man with a soul in the highest office, especially going by the booby traps and special interests they have erected to shackle the presidency. They will circumscribe and constrict him to death. If Dr Jonathan is a man of any education, he should see the traps they are setting for him.

    But there is someone else far more unprincipled than Dr Jonathan, and who has been enticed into the APC already, Femi Fani-Kayode. The former Aviation minister is a truly revolting figure, notwithstanding his glibness and mesmerizing elocution. He gives the impression that they want him in the APC, a party that hopes to win the next polls by defections; but in fact he schemed for it with every fibre in his disreputable being, dropping names as he snaked his way into a party he had once denounced as Islamic. Voluble, trenchant and abusive, he is capable of pissing on anything. And since those who wield power in the APC want him pissing on others rather than on themselves, they have received and will configure him as a potential battering ram against any Southwest aspirant for the 2023 presidential poll. They know what they are doing; and Mr Fani-Kayode is both as amenable to their nauseating schemes as he is eager to set to work in the sewer he has spent all his adult life constructing. It is remarkable that in receiving him, President Buhari does not feel any tremors of discomfort.

     

  • “Wetin dey happun for Cameroon? – the BBC Pidgin Service in Retrospect

    “Wetin dey happun for Cameroon? – the BBC Pidgin Service in Retrospect

    By Biodun Jeyifo

    Please don’t be mystified by the title of this piece. It is the title of a short newsreel released in the form of a video by the BBC Pidgin Service in 2018. For a video which runs for only a few minutes, it is very informative about the fallout about to break into an intractable civil war between the Francophone and Anglophone parts of our neighbours, Cameroon. Puzzlingly, although most of the impressive number of educative or instructional videos of the BBC Pidgin Service are entirely in Pidgin – audio and caption – the audial narration in “Wetin dey happun for Cameroon” is in standard English while the visual caption or subtext is in Pidgin. Although the translation of the English of the main narration into the Pidgin of the captions is excellent, the video leaves the viewer wondering why every bit of the video, image and text, are not uniformly in Pidgin. It is as if Pidgin is somewhat deficient, especially as a tool or medium of the main narrative content of the video.

    But this suggestion is refuted by the large number of informative videos of the BBC Pidgin Service that are entirely in Pidgin, with not a trace of standard English in sight. Indeed, there are many videos and writeups on or about very “serious” political, economic, social, entertainment and even scientific and educational issues and ideas in the total package or programming of the BBC Pidgin Service that are entirely in Pidgin. A few days ago, I spent several hours browsing through the impressive “library” of the videos and writeups of the Service. The experience left me very impressed, especially with regard to the extraordinary mixture of content that was/is apparently well-researched and highly informative with contents that wallow gloriously in the unpretentious, slummifying detritus of our popular culture. If this is the case, why does that video newsreel that gave us the title for this piece, “Wetin dey happun for Cameroon?”, subject the caption that is in Pidgin to the presumed normality or even superiority of Standard English in the main narration in the video?

    There is both a personal and highly individual dimension to this question as well as a collective, society-wide dimension. Permit me to express this differentiation in very concrete terms and implications. The personal and highly individual terms pertain to the stakes that speakers and users of Pidgin English have in the continuing relevance and vitality of the “language”. If, dear reader, you have met such a person, you would immediately know what I mean by this. Let me help with a few illustrations from my own life and experience. Thus, because I was born and grew up very close to the Police Barracks at Iyaganku near Oke-Bola in Ibadan, I spoke Pidgin almost from birth and became very fluent in it. As everyone knows, Pidgin English is the incontestable lingua franca of police barracks throughout the length and breadth of the country. And this was the basis of my fluency, my love of Pidgin English. But through the inscrutable workings of “life”, at the same time that I became a very fluent speaker and user of Pidgin, throughout primary and secondary school I was regarded in every class or form as the “best” student in Standard English. And this is where the collective, society-wide dimension of this matter comes into the discussion.

    At the most palpable level, fluency or skill in Standard English led me to UI, to a return after graduate school to my alma mater as a lecturer, and to full professorships at two Ivy-league universities. [I hope it did not lead me to swollen-headedness and otiose elitism, but let others be the judge]. At a much more complex level, it also led me to immensely fulfilling encounters with the world’s greatest repositories of learning, culture, thought, creativity. Meanwhile, what happened and what is happening to my fluency in and love of Pidgin English which have never gone away? A straightforward but rather superficial answer would be, simply, it has not led me far from the spot or level where I was a lifetime ago in those years at the Police Barracks at Iyaganku. But that is not the case at all and in discussing why this is the truth of this assertion, I come to the heart of this discussion which is this: the often brilliant and gifted works and lives of the pathfinders and heroes of Nigerian and West African Pidgin on whose achievements BBC Pidgin Service is erecting its own contribution, its own “service”. What do I have in mind here?

    Although it is not a so-called “natural” language, once it is historically and culturally established in a society along a large and demonstrable spatial and temporal posterity, an “artificial” language like Pidgin begins to acquire all the characteristics of “natural” languages. Like the love of a language by its native, mother-tongue speakers. Like great respect and even adulation for its most gifted speakers and users. Like endless playfulness on the rhetorical, lexical and semantic features of the language. And like bending the rhythms, tones and nuances of the language to express emotions and sentiments as varied and as delicate as love, pathos and angst. Excuse me, but anyone reading this who has never met a fluent and gifted speaker of Nigerian/West African Pidgin English will perhaps find it difficult to understand, let alone believe that there are such speakers and users of Nigerian Pidgin. If that is the case, I hope that such persons will at least accept the admissibility of my own testimony in this piece, especially since it is completely verifiable by and through the “testimony” of the three “witnesses” that I will now rhetorically summon to this discussion.

    I am sure that if he has forgotten this fact of our shared past, Yemi Ogunbiyi will remember that in about the first five years of our meeting and becoming very close friends, we hardly ever conversed in Yoruba while, nearly all the time, we spoke completely in Pidgin. Why? Because both of us, had not only been speaking Pidgin from early childhood, but also spoke it fluently. Moreover, it delighted us immensely to counter one variety or “dialect” of Nigerian Pidgin to another, he of Sabongari, Kano, me of the Iyaganku Police Barracks mixed with that of Warri (where I spent half a year of primary school in 1958). And when I met Lai, Yemi’s brother, he fell in with us and the three of us, among ourselves, always spoke in Pidgin. Thus, Pidgin became for us a medium that set us apart from all our friends and playmates as a sort of intimacy that we greatly cherished. To this day, I find it hard to recognize and pinpoint the moment when we drifted away from Pidgin to Yoruba to the point that it is now very rare for us to converse in Pidgin, even though we both still speak it fluently.

    Then there was the late Omafume Onoge of cherished memory. The short but lasting impact on me of my contact with the Warri variety of Pidgin was the basis of the bond that enabled me to have endless conversations in Nigerian Pidgin that I had with Onoge on subjects as weighty as Pan Africanism, socialism and Marxism. True, our conversations on these and other subjects were mixed with detours into and out of Standard English, but I simply cannot imagine that without the “salt and pepper” of Pidgin, the wit, humor and gravitas of those conversations would have been possible. And can anyone who knew him, knew him well, think of Onoge without the brilliance of his inflection of Standard English with the “soul” and “panache” of Pidgin?

    Finally, for our third and last “witness”, Ola Rotimi, the late playwright and theatre director, one of the greatest in modern African drama. He is a special “witness”. Here, I will start from the “end of the story” in his role as “witness” and walk my way back to the beginnings. Thus, at the end of his life and as most of those close to him knew, he was near the completion of a dictionary of Nigerian Pidgin English. Indeed, I was fortunate to have been shown a copy of the compilation with only months to go before sending the manuscript to a publisher. He had first informed me of the project when, at his prompting, I had been invited to give a lecture on his works at Macalester College, Minneapolis, Minnesota, when he was at the time a Visiting Professor at that institution. Why was he so eager to tell me of this project? Well, when we were at Ife, he had been very delighted that I was one of the few people around with whom he could discuss extensively in Pidgin. At any rate, about a year or two after our conversation in Minnesota, I visited him in his new house in Ife, in what would be the last time that I saw him. And it was there that he showed me a copy of his compilation of a dictionary of Nigerian Pidgin.

    I said that I would end with the (temporal) beginning of this witness’ testimony and here it is: Ola Rotimi is unquestionably the best playwright that we have produced in the use of Nigerian Pidgin as the linguistic medium of playwrighting. Though he did not write any play exclusively in Pidgin, his use of Pidgin was without equal and was on the same level of eloquence and vitality with his Standard English. When I was a graduate student at UI, I wrote a review of one of his plays that was staged at the courtyard of the Institute of African Studies. He was so intrigued by the review – which he both liked and disliked! – that he invited me to Ife as a guest at his house to discuss the review. It was at this meeting that we discovered, to our mutual delight, that we were both fluent perhaps besotted speakers of Pidgin. Unlike Onoge, Ola Rotimi did not speak Pidgin with me or anyone on every occasion that was auspicious to converse in the language. You could say that in this, he was somewhat more “choosy” about whom he spoke Pidgin with.. About this I often wondered whether or not he considered the Port Harcourt variety of his Pidgin “superior” to all the other varieties but I doubt this. It remains for me to say that it is my fervent hope that someday the publication of his dictionary of Pidgin will come to pass.

    I could add many more “witnesses” to this case through which I have argued that long before the recent advent of the BBC Pidgin Service, Nigerian/West African Pidgin had historically and culturally sustained works of great relevance and value that make it more than a language that started as a very simple, low-level and utilitarian linguistic medium to link “tribes”  divided by their mutually unintelligible languages. I have in mind here the poetry of Frank Aig-Imokhuede and Mamman Vatsa. I have in mind too, Ken Saro-Wiwa’s haunting, brilliant novel, Soza Boy, written entirely in Pidgin and arguably one of the two or three best works of fiction on the Nigeria-Biafra civil war. Moreover, this work, which plays astutely on the presumed simple-mindedness of all speakers and users of Pidgin, is the outstanding literary text in modern African literature with regard to the mixture of Realism with Gothicism to create a haunting and unforgettable tale. And also, there have been innumerable plays in Pidgin on the Nigerian stage and on radio and television that have delighted and educated audiences for many decades and generations. There are even entire live radio broadcasting stations with greatly informative and entertaining programming in Pidgin whose standards of professionalism should set a benchmark for the BBC Pidgin Service. In a post-imperial British setting, the BBC has not entirely divested itself of the effects of its imperial antecedents and current cultural and infrastructural hegemony. Happy is any language in the world that the BBC selects to be one its choices for global broadcasting – so goes the conventional wisdom of global radio, television and online broadcasting. BBC Pidgin Service seems set to become one of the largest global language services. That is about the only infrastructural advantage that it has over all other African-language radio and online programming, but it is huge advantage. One hopes that the jarring disjuncture in the contradiction between a narrative content that is in Standard English and textual captions in Pidgin in “Wetin dey happun in Cameroon?” is a mere oddity, not a defining portent.

     

    • Biodun Jeyifo bjeyifo@fas.harvard.edu
  • An evening without Awo

    An evening without Awo

    By Tatalo Alamu

    • The crisis of unitary governance in Nigeria

    To Glover Memorial Hall and its antique ambience this last Sunday for a fascinating and engrossing musical on the unforgettable Obafemi Awolowo, a political genius and visionary statesman, unarguably the most memorable figure thrown up in the crucible of Nigeria’s postcolonial politics. Almost twenty years ago at the Afenifere Inaugural Lecture, this writer described Awolowo’s departure from the Nigerian political scene as the longest goodbye ever.

    Thirty four years after his translation to immortality, the situation remains very much the same. Hardly can a day pass in the turbulent world of Nigerian politics without Awolowo being directly referenced or his sterling record indirectly alluded to even by his remaining political adversaries. The man has become a living legend.

    Such is the mystical and mesmerizing hold he continues to exert on his Yoruba people, such is the reverential awe in which he is held that the man who was once sighted waving from the moon has become an object of secular worship in many quarters. As his factual physical presence recedes from human memory, as he becomes a figure of remote antiquity, Awo is also transforming into a mythical personage; a semi-god in the pantheon of his people.

    But how to get to Glover Memorial Hall this beautiful evening became a major problem and source of anxiety. When one got the card, one had thought that the advertised venue was a typographical error; a misprision for the iconic and refurbished Lagos City Hall which came back to life after a mysterious fire incident that gutted its entrails.

    But on further investigation, it turned out that Glover Memorial Hall was for real. It is a measure of how far the country has journeyed from physical colonization that a national monument like Glover Hall would gradually fade away from memory. Despite this, complexities and cultural contradictions remain.

    At this point the mind took over with its bag of tricks. Glover? Was that not the one hacked down by irate tribesmen somewhere in Keffi? No, in actual fact he was not. It was Captain John Moloney—not to be confused with the other more distinguished Sir Cornelius Alfred Moloney— whose murder invited a savage response by the colonial authorities. The saying, men are hanged not because horses are stolen but so that horses will not be stolen remained a standard fare of colonial justice.

    Glover was a different kettle of fish, a tough but respectable and much admired colonial authority. The hall was built in 1887 in his memory after his departure by appreciative Lagosians led by Dr J.K Randle. But like most things else in the country, the memorial hall went into decay and desuetude. After a false start of rejuvenation, it was only recently reprieved from its “semi-derelict” state by a Nigerian artistic troupe.

    Glover Hall was wearing a facelift after a make-over pioneered by Akin Ambode and later taken up by Jide Sanwo-Olu in his usual quietly energetic manner. But the approach from the business district perimeter remained cramped, clogged and utterly discomfiting, requiring unusual stamina and fortitude as you negotiated natural impediments and human obstacles put in place by a posse of half-crazed druggies who called one out by name as they demanded their own share of the birthday largesse.

    The invitation to attend the show was a political summons, a coded message to an off-message son which bears eloquent testimony to the rich political culture of the Yoruba and the extraordinary capacity of its elders to speak in political tongues. The Agidigbo drum speaks in proverbs and riddles meant only for the wise and discerning.

    Two VIP cards had landed in the house, sent by a representative of the premier sociocultural conclave of Yoruba cognoscenti otherwise known as Afenifere. Yours sincerely knew what it meant. Refusal or rejection was not on the card. Hurried arrangements had to be made to make sure that one did not miss the event.

    In the event, it turned out to be a memorable feast of music, dancing and joyous singing. The cast was quite formidable. Awo’s mystical aura and politically electrifying presence was brought alive. Although it must be said that the attempt to portray Awo as an incurable romantic did not quite come off, this was more than compensated for by individual acting. The chap who played the late Ikenne titan was brilliant and impressive, capturing the Awo persona in all its dignified carriage and chilly aloofness.

    There were unforgettable cameos of the leading figures of that convulsive and turbulent era: Samuel Ladoke Akintola, Chief Ayo Rosiji, Oba C,D Akran and the colourfully and fancifully attired Festus Okotie-Eboh, the Omimi Ejoh himself. If only there was more traditional music to reflect the subversive lyrics and counter-hegemonic drumming of the time. Akintola, a master of double-tongued panegyrics, would have picked out the ones slyly meant to put him in his place.

    The crisis that rocked the Action Group and which eventually led to the destruction of the First Republic was vividly dramatized with the wily and pragmatic SLA acting as a historic foil to the implacable social prophet and unappeasable social reformer in Awolowo. It was to end in mutual political ruination of the contending forces as it ever so happens in history, with Awolowo escaping with a temporary reprieve.

    In retrospect it all appears as if there is a ring of inevitability to the tragic denouement. Even at its most coherent and cohesive, the Action Group was at best an unstable ensemble of contending and mutually countervailing political forces with royalist, conservative and progressive elements jostling for supremacy. While this roiling cauldron of contradictory forces was kept under the lid for some time, the decision of its able and charismatic leader to move to the centre in order to join forces with the federal authorities was to prove a bridge too far.

    The decision of Awolowo to move to the centre probably panicked the federal coalition into adopting a policy of proactive destabilization of both the old western region and its stellar ruling party. With generous federal assistance, the Action Group fractured into its component parts sending the region into a political tailspin which would eventually lead to the destruction of the First Republic and the advent of military rule. It will be recalled that the ruling authorities had earlier unilaterally and unitarily carved out the mid-West region just to whittle down Awo’s authority.

    In all this, Awolowo’s main aim was to extend to the rest of the country the credo of life more abundant and the miracle of accelerated development he had performed for his native region. His driving political philosophy was Democratic Socialism. But his political opponents led by Akintola insisted that in a multi-ethnic and multi-religious nation political victories are driven by coalition, compromises and bargaining among the political elite and not fancy idealism and naïve sloganeering.

    So while Awolowo took a sharp lurch to the left, his right-wing adversaries scrambled back to their conservative bastion. In retrospect, the mantra of Democratic Socialism was dead on arrival; a roaring oxymoron in a country dominated by a feudal elite who held this as a serious affront to their culture and politics.

    A fiercely determined man, Awolowo was not going to be deterred by this political duel onto death. He had let it be known boldly and clearly that feudalism was the bane of modern Nigeria. Any compromise, bargain or deal with its scions was bound to end in political dilution and ideological diminution which would affect the mode of governance and the quality of service delivery itself. He simply went behind the northern power brokers to take his case directly to the northern masses.

    The northern power masters were so outraged by this contumely which they saw as the equivalent of a death sentence that they decided to teach Awolowo an unforgettable lesson in political power play. The ensuing conflagration pushed the country along the path of thunder, as memorably phrased by Christopher Okigbo. This in turn drew the ire of mid-ranking Igbo military officers with their fiercely republican ethos. It ended the First Republic and led directly to civil war.

    Almost sixty years after the politics of Nigeria continues to be framed along this perilous fault line of permanent confrontation and collision of shrines between two main antagonistic forces, with internal mutations and modifications as enacted in different forms, formats, formations and formulations.

    About thirty five years ago, General Babangida noted that Awolowo was the main issue in Nigerian politics for the previous three decades. He was not resorting to hyperbolic ventilation. Sixty years after independence, Obafemi Awolowo’s ideals and ideas continue to frame the contours of national discourse whether as seen in his 1947 landmark intervention in the National Question, his ruminations on fiscal federalism, his discourse on the need for mental magnitude and his seminal disquisition on the strategies and tactics of the People’s Republic.

    This is why whenever Nigeria finds itself in dire straits such as we are, the supersonic boom of Awo’s ideas, the thunderous artillery of his thinking, continue to echo and ricochet. Finally, it will be fruitful and profitable to imagine how the departed avatar would view the current circumstances of the nation, with its endless physical confrontations and legal contestations for the soul of the country.

    In all probability, Awolowo would have donned his legal gown as he heads for the Supreme Court over the VAT imbroglio. But it is useful to disentangle facts from myths. Despite his apparent rigidity and unyielding stance on many political issues, Awolowo was not doctrinaire and inflexible in his thoughts. He was capable of changing his stance and yielding to superior political arguments.

    This can be seen in his essay, “Rethinking in Prison”, his willingness to modulate and modify his romantic federalism so that Nigeria can move forward and his readiness to serve under General Gowon up to a point to save the nation from sure perdition. He was the only one among the titanic troika who insisted that a secessionist clause should be put in the constitution. But he dropped the idea after he was persuaded that it could open the Pandora Box of national disintegration.

    But it is almost certain that were Awolowo to be alive, he would have nailed his colours to the mast of Nigerian masses and fought for their emancipation from political serfdom. In his very last interview, Awolowo told his interviewer that were he to die and come back in thirty years only to find Nigeria still a bastion of economic inequities and political injustice, he would certainly be at the head of the stone-throwing mob.

    How then would this remarkable man view the current catcalls for the dissolution of the country championed by several self-determination groups? Awo would have understood their grievances, just as he would have appreciated their deep animus against the Nigeria postcolonial state and the hegemonic caste that had held it in thraldom since independence. He himself had been their serial victim. They sent him to jail and made it impossible for him to realize his dream of ruling the nation.

    Yet despite everything, such was the gargantuan sum total of Awo’s psychic, emotional and intellectual investment in Project Nigeria that in all likelihood he would have baulked at the idea of a summary dissolution of his beloved nation no matter the provocation. This was the extraordinary personage we all gathered to honour once again last Sunday. It is proving impossible to bid Awo a final goodbye.

  • Baba Lekki becomes Sarkin Tulasi of Kelenusonu Republic

    By Tatalo Alamu

    To the pristine Egba forest near Ogunmakin this wet and soggy morning for what was billed as an international press briefing by the newly self-ennobled sovereign of Kelenusonu Republic, Lambert Adebiwonnu Adesokan, Elegiri 1. In Yoruba linguistic parlance, Kelenusonu means shut up or mind your language.

    In the general atmosphere of fear and trembling that followed the Igboho uprising, the ancient combatant had retreated to this idyllic haven of his great grandmother and carved out a piece of the land which he promptly named Kelenusonu with himself designated as Sarkin Tulasi. There, he proceeded to hold court among swinging monkeys often entertaining himself with arcane conversations with the grizzled leader of the tribe whom he christened Ogbeni Atingisi.

    After Sunday Igboho retreated following a determined assault on his homestead by a combined security team, Baba Lekki had been inconsolable. For days, he kept on bemoaning the fate of the gallant but politically naïve freedom fighter.

    “ Oosa Anlugba!!! We told this boy not to go through the land of King Gezo. They are crazy people. They fought us for a hundred years. We told him not to tarry until he has reached Gambia and the land of the Akus. Those ones are our people who value the price of liberty and freedom”, he would cry in the dead of the night.

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    Thereafter fearing state apprehension, the old contrarian fled in the dead of the night to his mother’s ancestral village. As for Okon, he had become a pathetic shadow of his former jaunty self-assured self. Fearing that his role as an agent provocateur in the whole brouhaha might soon be uncovered, he had restricted himself to the loft, occasionally coming down to forage for food. But whenever a black cat was sighted in the vicinity the mad fellow would jump back, screaming, “ Na dem Yoruba boy. Na dem Igboho boy who wan finish me.”

    Strangely enough and to one’s amazement, the makeshift Kelenusonu Hall built entirely from bamboo shoots and by community efforts was filled to the brim, bristling with cads, crooks, con-men and the odd political wannabe all the way from the old capital. There was also a sprinkling of area boys who hold the old codger in considerable affection and respect who had traced him to his forest liar.

    The old contrarian sat resplendent among the teeming crowd dressed in ancient hunter’s uniform venting off the stench of stale palm wine and raw tobacco. He was assisted by a wild leering man whom he called emeritus professor and who bore an eerie resemblance to a celebrated professorial gadfly from one of the nation’s first generation universities. The fireworks started immediately with a bleary-eyed Okon who had spent the previous night drinking Burukutu opening proceedings.

    “Baba, I wan take permission reach dem Guinea kontri. I hear say dem koop leader get dem German and French wife. Make man take dem German one”, the mad boy sneered.

    “Okon, this is a serious meeting. Dumbouya go dumbu you. I have no time for your petit-bourgeois nonsense”, the old man snapped, waving the mad boy off.

    “Isokay. Whether na petibujara or Obubra, I dey wait for who fit drive me comot here”, the mad boy screamed. A serious-looking man with a scholarly mien raised up his hand.

    “Baba, what is your view about this VAT palaver?” he demanded.

    “Fiscal fatherism can never become fiscal federalism”, Baba noted tersely and sat down.

    The emeritus professor jumped up to elaborate. “First seek yee the political kingdom. The system of paternalistic authoritarianism combined with military command mentality can never lead to fiscal federalism. All the legal gallivanting is nothing but Shakara Oloje”, the professor noted.

    At this point, the leader of the monkey tribe leapt on stage and Baba Lekki began cradling and patting it. Several other monkeys jumped in and a vicious fist cuff ensued between simians and humans with the monkeys overwhelming by sheer number. The makeshift stage collapsed and everybody fled for dear life.