Category: Sunday

  • The Army that lost its way

    The Army that lost its way

    The first part of this treatise was written exactly twenty two years ago after the military annulled the freest and fairest presidential in the nation’s history. In that first installment, this columnist cautioned the military that its historic and professional expertise lay in a coup against the state which is usually a brisk and lightning affair ending in a matter of hours rather than a coup against political society which is often a messy and protracted affair ending in humiliation and disgrace. Five tragic years after, the military withdrew to the barracks in humiliation and disgrace.

    With the clinical dismissal of the ranking echelons of the Nigerian Armed Forces this week, retired General Mohammadu Buhari has completed perhaps the most difficult aspect of regime transition from entrenched incumbency to nascent but determined opposition. Nigerians are yet to accept the scary extent of the institutional damage inflicted on the nation by the departed Jonathan administration, but It is a measure of how low our military has fallen in public esteem that nobody of note protested or regretted the summary retirement.

    If anything, there were a lot of people who felt that the retirement came a bit late. Such was the wide revulsion with and the contempt for the departed military chieftains that the public openly rejoiced at what they considered a belated departure.  Nobody wept for the military kingpins. They had clearly overstayed their welcome.

    This column is not interested in excoriating individual officers over what is a deep systemic, structural and institutional failure. The army, in the last instance, is as good as the society which throws it up and of which it is only an organic manifestation. Like the nation itself, the army has occasionally flirted with suicide. At the last moment when darkness is all but visible, Nigeria’s legendary luck always ensures that there is a ray of light and a window of opportunity.

    Only once did the luck fail, in the epic events leading to the civil war when the army completely fractured along ethnic, religious and regional lines. It is a measure of the unresolved National Question that ever since, the nation itself has survived in a precarious luminal existence with its old demons relentlessly stalking.

    A deeper organic crisis is usually in progress whenever all the major institutions of the state are simultaneously and concurrently in crisis. In such circumstances and in more cohesive nations, the military as the most national and nationalist institution, acts as the principal bulwark of the realm. But in a situation where the military becomes the butt of rude and derisive jokes and are held in deep contempt by the populace, a major national disaster is in the offing. Often, it is as a result of failure in a national project.

    This time around, the army truly scraped the bottom of the barrel. Having failed in its principal duty and responsibility of defending the territorial integrity of the nation, the army resorted to abusing itself. Unprecedented court-martials, desertions on an industrial scale, accusations of betrayals, ethnic and religious perfidy became the order of the day. The military began desecrating the memory and record of its own most revered and iconic commanders. When you insult yourself, you should not be surprised when others join in.

    In a haunting sense, this is a coming to pass of the scary premonition and prophetic admonition of General Mamman Gulu Vatsa.  As his treason trial unfolded, the Nupe war hero, combining the insight of a professional soldier with the intuition of a notable poet, cautioned his colleagues against insulting themselves. Fastening a truly unnerving gaze on the then Brigadier Yohanna Kure, the deputy chairman of the General Valentine Ndiomu led military tribunal, Vatsa calmly delivered: “When you insult yourself others will join in”.

    Thirty years after, Vatsa’s ringing words have come to pass. Just as it became a willing tool in the hands of military politicians thirty years earlier, this time around, the army became a sorry tool in the hands of professional politicians. Overriding the wish and supreme will of the National Council of state which included at least four of its own former commanders in chief, it summarily imposed a six week postponement of national elections in order to give an undue and unfair advantage to the incumbent. When this was not enough, it tried its best to sabotage the outcome of already held elections.

    On the road to institutional ruination which its old forebears trod at their grave peril, the military began questioning and eventually attempting to compromise the educational qualifications of its own former commander in chief. As if these grave infractions were not enough, the military High Command, in an epic and unparalleled breach of army protocol, dismissed General Obasanjo in an unsigned statement as a barely literate fellow given to wild and unwarranted tantrums, or words to that effect.

    Meanwhile as they were still at this, unprecedented sleaze, high wire corruption, opulent living and conspicuous consumption which would have made the redoubtable Ottoman emperors squirm in modesty and rectitude took deep institutional roots among the ranking military Brahmins. Widespread mutinies were reported. A serving general owes his life to taking refuge in an armoured car.

    The same army which had globally distinguished itself in several peace missions abroad became a pathetic shadow of its former self. Even the modest gains recorded in the war against the Boko Haram insurgents turned out to be due to the efforts of South African mercenaries surreptitiously recruited. In an unprecedented national humiliation, the Chadian army openly accused the Nigerian army of rank cowardice. For fear of endangering its expensively trained military personnel or having its sacred data compromised, the American military quietly withdrew diplomatically citing operational difficulties.

    How did the Nigerian military get itself into this trough of despair and national humiliation? This is the question President Buhari must find a compelling answer and then solution. The military is the ultimate distillate of the national essence . No nation can be stable when its military is unstable. Yet each time the Nigerian military has betrayed its sacred duty and obligation to the nation, it has always come off worse than the nation itself.

    The fact is that some armies are simply not made for certain things. For example, the American military can pulverize any nation at short notice, but it has shown consistently that it is not good at nation-building and rebuilding. Americans don’t do nations. This is because America was not conceived or founded as an imperial colonizing nation. The only time America ever successfully did nation-rebuilding was on the fertile soil of Japanese cohesive and organic nationhood.

    But by the same token, armies founded on the principles of the defence of the nation against external aggression are never good at internal aggression against their own people. To carry out a successful coup, you must be ready to fire on your own people. When the crack Soviet army attempted a coup for the first time in its history against Mikhail Gorbachev, it was so inept and amateurish that it became the butt of jokes from security experts across the globe.

    The imperial Russian army was not founded as an army of internal occupation but as a defender of the Russian people. Such was its comical bungling on this occasion that it even allowed a half-drunk Boris Yeltsin to mount one of its own tanks to rail against the coup. When one of the coup plotters, a war veteran and most decorated national hero, was eventually traced to his bleak quarters, the four-star general had already hung himself by his own bootstraps. His only earthly possessions were his boots and medals.

    With its roots in colonial predation and its origins as an instrument of imperial pacification of the natives, the army often behaves like a son whose father has eaten sour grapes. Yet despite this ancestral curse, the Nigerian military has produced some exceptional officers who have been a source of pride to their uniform and their nation. After each misdemeanor, the military has also attempted to reform and redeem itself.

    The problem with past military reforms is that they neither went deep enough, nor did they attempt to address the institutional roots of the problems. For example, the Obasanjo  post-military rule reform  which saw to the prompt retirement of politically exposed officers was a brilliant exercise in de-militarization.

    But because it did not ask the right questions or probe in the right direction, it merely secured presidential incumbency rather than institutionalize military neutrality in political struggles. Once you are out of power, you are out of the power loop. A terror machine is an equal opportunity terrorist which does not recognize original ownership.

    Obasanjo who once regarded himself as the father of the nation would have been miffed by the incorrigible disrespect of the sons he left behind in the military. For the Owu-born military avatar, it was indeed a miraculous reprieve from a second demystification. As he himself would later put it, it was like standing in front of a moving train.

    Perhaps, then, those who insist that the problem of the nation and its errant military is a reflection of the structural misconfiguration of the colonial contraption called Nigeria have a major point. Right from independence, every ascendant group in power has tried to barricade itself in the presidency, sealing off the state and creating a political logjam which can only be prised open through a combination of cunning, blackmail and outright force.

    Obasanjo also did the same thing and was in fact scheming to rule the nation in perpetuity. But his nationalist instincts prevented a relapse into the regionalization and ethnicization of the army. Throughout his eight years as a civilian president he did not appoint a member of his own ethnic stock as army commander and neither did he unduly disrupt the chain of command.

    In the case of Umaru Musa Yar’Adua and Goodluck Jonathan, they could hardly help themselves. Under their watch, the old demons of ethnicity and regionality which have haunted the military since 1966 reared their abysmal heads once again. In the dying days of the Yar’Adua presidency, a major apocalypse loomed in military formations throughout the country. Only Nigeria’s legendary luck sustained it through the crisis of succession.

    But it is with the Jonathan presidency that we can see what havoc an embattled and insecure minority president can wreak on the major institutions of a multi-national country. Jonathan simply took the judiciary, the legislature, the party formations and the military to the cleaners.

    Despite his pan-Nigerian mandate, Jonathan, in an attempt to perpetuate his rule and in what many observers saw as a return to the Abacha years, simply privatized the military in an open and flagrant disregard for seniority and distinction.  After decades of chafing under majority oppressive rule, if the country does not want a minority president, it can as well go to blazes.

    Having bent the stick of state in the other direction by acting in political extremis, Jonathan has left Buhari with the short end of the wrong stick. But going by the quality of the new service chiefs and his NSA, President Buhari has shown that he is probing in the right direction even if tentatively. It is instructive to note that both the new Chief of Defence Staff, General Gabriel Abayomi Olonishakin and the National Security Adviser, retired Major General Munguno, are former Commandants of TRADOC based in Minna.

    In the military, TRADOC is regarded as the ultimate dead-end of the professionally up-ended; a warehouse for the upright but uproarious career officer and military intellectual. Its most iconic commandant till date is another military refusenik, the illustrious General Ishola Williams who famously exchanged his uniform for civvies on the very day General Sanni Abacha came to power.

    Snooper personally knew the new Defence Chief from his Ife days. He combines the rugged bravery of the exceptional career officer with the forthrightness and integrity of his hardy Ekiti forbears. Munguno, a Kings College product like Ishola Williams, is also known to have had a running battle with his erstwhile military superiors before being quietly eased out.

    It should be clear by now that a reform of the military institution cannot be complete without a reform of the structural debility which has hobbled the nation. Whenever a nation is stranded in the jungle of aborted nationhood, the military must also miss its way. It is an iron law of societal evolution.

    President Buhari has his work cut out for him. Perhaps it is time to look beyond the structure of the military to the very structure of the nation of which the military is but an organic actuality. The military should now take to heart, the words of Mamman Vatsa, one of its most outstanding products. When you insult yourself, others will join in.

  • The persecuted and prosecuted

    The persecuted and prosecuted

    Seven weeks after President Muhammadu Buhari took office the docks of Nigerian courts are becoming overcrowded. A long line of high profile politically-exposed types have been paraded through them in recent times and many more are headed in that direction judging from pregnant statements emanating from the new administration.

    In the last few weeks were have been treated to the unusual sight of former Adamawa State Governor, Murtala Nyako and son as well as his erstwhile Jigawa colleague, Sule Lamido and offspring being ushered into prison vehicles at the onset of their fraud and money laundering trials.

    Equally unexpected was the sight of Stephen Oronsaye, former Head of the Civil Service under President Olusegun Obasanjo, standing for two hours in the dock as he commenced the process of extricating himself from a long list of similar charges as the former governors.

    But for drama, nothing beats the invasion of the Abuja home of former National Security Adviser, Sambo Dasuki, by two truckloads of Department of State Security (DSS) agents. He has since been released and the siege on his residence lifted.

    There was never any doubt that Sambo would have many questions to answer regarding the running of the office of NSA in the light of the seizure by South African authorities of $15 million which the Goodluck Jonathan administration claimed it was using to purchase arms.

    The diplomatic incident triggered by that unorthodox transaction as well as rumblings about misappropriation of huge sums set aside for tackling the insurgency in the North East put the spotlight on the man and the recently ousted service chiefs. It would surprise me if he didn’t expect to face queries at some point. His comments in yesterday’s edition of The Nation suggest he was shocked at the speed at which the government has moved against him.

    Dasuki is not the only member of the last administration who’s been feeling the heat. Former Finance Minister and Coordinating Minister for the Economy, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, has been in the wars – exchanging brickbats with Edo State Governor Adams Oshiomhole over her management of the Excess Crude Account (ECA) and other actions whilst in office.

    Among other things she’s said to have caused $2 billion to be withdrawn from the ECA illegally. In the ensuing dust-up Okonjo-Iweala first claimed the monies were moved with the knowledge of the monthly Federation Accounts Allocation Committee (FAAC) meetings – only for state commissioners of finance to deny that they ever signed off on such an action. The minister would later say the amount was spent on payments made for petroleum subsidies as approved by former President Goodluck Jonathan.

    The ex-minister has put her travails down to political persecution; accusing Oshiomhole of embarking on a witch-hunt because she declined to approve loan requests totaling N15.37 billion which the governor sought to use to meet state obligations.

    In the current charged political environment in Nigeria, a wise man would refrain from making judgments as to who’s telling the truth or breathing lies. It is safer to wait because sooner or later the four-man panel set up by the National Economic Council (NEC) would make their findings known and the courts would rule.

    However, no one can escape the common thread that runs through the reactions of all those who have been put on the spot by the new administration. Okonjo-Iweala sees political foes at work. Lamido claims Lilliputians intimated by his political profile are frightened that he’s about to sweep to victory in the 2019 presidential race!

    As for Nyako, the problem is Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFFC) chairman, Ibrahim Lamorde, who is desperately trying to insinuate himself into the good books of Buhari by framing innocent men and their angelic children.

    As of today we don’t know what the full list of Dasuki’s ‘sins’ are but he already has a zealous champion in Peoples’ Democratic Party (PDP) spokesman, Olisah Metuh, who’s crying ‘freedom’, ‘democracy’ and ‘human rights.’

    The more imaginative have suggested that through the visit of the DSS to the ex-NSA’s lair Buhari was finally exacting a revenge that was three decades in planning. Apparently, the retired colonel was among a three-man team of officers who at Sallah in 1985 went to arrest the general when he was military Head of State. So 30 years to the day Dasuki is getting his comeuppance – again at Sallah! Such impeccable timing!

    We should be ready to hear lots of these conspiracy theories as more outrageous exposes emerge of the malfeasance of recent years. The template was put in place by Jonathan when he prophesied before the handover that he and his disciples would be persecuted for their service to the nation.

    Some would be tempted to conclude from the travails of Dasuki, Okonjo-Iweala and others that the former president’s prophecies are coming to pass. But before succumbing to such a temptation let us remember that not only Jonathan’s acolytes are facing the music currently.

    Nyako and former Bayelsa State Governor Timipre Sylva are members of the governing All Progressives Congress (APC). Oronsaye was one of the most influential members of Obasanjo’s team. Lamido was a thorn in the flesh of Jonathan till the very end. He was a member of the rebel G7 PDP governors until he and Babangida Aliyu backed out at the point of defection.

    Whether or not there’s merit or not in ongoing probes, or cases being tried in courts, we must allow the system to resolve them. Too many times the judicial process has been short-circuited through the introduction of politics and sentiment.

    Indeed, sentiment is a curse upon this country. It contributes greatly to the impunity that we wanted terminated. Until people – no matter their station or how highly they rate their service to society – realise that there would be consequences for actions in and out of office, enduring change would never take root.

    Of all the irritating sentimental slop I’ve heard in recent times, the one that takes the prize is the suggestion that Buhari should disavow any plans to investigate wrongdoings of the recent past because Jonathan didn’t challenge the results of the elections. This goes back to the sense that in accepting defeat the former president somehow did us all a favour!

    Even if Buhari entered into some quid pro quo deal with his predecessor not to sniff in his mess as the condition for him going quietly, he will soon discover he has no such powers. He would be going against the laws he swore to uphold by bending them on the altar of expediency for privileged persons.

    If all those alleging ‘persecution’ would be reasonable they would admit that the offences they are accused of are quite serious. What we owe them is a fair process that allows them to clear their names. They should take comfort in the fact that Nigerian courts have proven that they are able to discharge their responsibilities in a manner that should give hope to those facing charges. The recent acquittal of former PDP presidential campaign spokesman, Femi Oluwakayode (formerly Fani-Kayode) on money laundering charges is a case in point.

    But the accused must decide whether they want to take their chances in the courts of law or resort to blackmailing Buhari and his administration by deploying sentiment. The latter option might provide a temporary feel good sensation but ultimately the media jury is worthless and of no practical effect.

    If newspaper judges declare you ‘persecuted’ on account of your ethnicity or loyalty to the last regime, and a high court judge finds you culpable for criminal acts then you are headed for jail for a long stretch. So what really is the point in all the propaganda? Why not keep your best shots for the judge that counts?

    Ultimately, the success of the clean-up exercise which Buhari is undertaking, may come down to how he responds to the blackmail he’s increasingly being subjected to. Given his past he would be accused of restoring dictatorship even if the police move to apprehend a bank robber caught in the very act.

    Those who have criticised the visit of the DSS to Dasuki’s home have labeled it an ‘invasion’ – creating the impression that it was done illegally. But the former NSA has admitted that the officers had a valid search warrant from a magistrate court.

    How times change! In the days leading to the March general elections, the DSS invaded an APC data center in Lagos – damaging doors and computers. They claimed the place was being used to clone voter cards and hack into Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) data base.

    Several of the staff working in the office were arrested and detained for days. The agents never produced any warrant. Rather than condemn the brutal action of the DSS, Metuh and his party simply echoed the trumped-up allegations against the opposition and called for the law to take its course.

    Where were Metuh and his PDP human rights activists when the same DSS was used to harass Sanusi Lamido Sanusi following his suspension as Governor of the Central Bank? Where were they when the police sealed off the Emir’s palace in Kano for days forcing the ex-CBN chief to be installed as traditional ruler in Government House?

    Members of the former ruling party and those who served under Jonathan somehow believe that they can escape justice for mismanaging the country by blackmailing the police and other agencies that would be raking through their mess in the coming days and months. The authorities should deny them the satisfaction by doing everything by the book.

    Luckily for PDP, in Buhari we have a president who is very sensitive to accusations about autocracy and intolerance. He is bending over backwards to prove how tolerant and democratic he’s become. That’s fine but he should also realise that the despoilers of Nigeria are stubborn characters who will try every trick in the book to get away with murder.

    They will only stop when convinced that they’ve met their match in someone of equal obduracy. Buhari has talked up a storm; he must now prove that he’s the man for this hour.

  • The real pay cut

    The real pay cut

    Buhari may mean well by reducing his salary, but that is usually not where savings will be made

    One thing that cannot be taken away from President Muhammadu Buhari is his passionate interest in checking corruption in the country. Another is his disgust for the high cost of governance which he is desirous of reducing drastically, given his countenance and his electoral promises. This should be expected from someone who rode to power on the crest of his anti-corruption credentials. Apparently, it was as part of his intention to send appropriate signals to public functionaries that the era when public funds are spent anyhow is over that he announced the reduction of his monthly salary from about N1.2million approved by the Revenue Mobilisation Allocation and Fiscal Commission (RMAFC), by 50 per cent. Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, apparently taking a cue from this, also announced a personal reduction of his salary too by the same 50 per cent.

    This can only be symbolic. It does not seem to me that it is going to have any dent on savings for the government. Indeed, if you ask me, the remuneration is small. I do not understand what the country’s First Citizen is expected to do with that. And I am being serious. Anyway, perhaps it was in consideration of how many minimum wage earners’ salaries his salary will pay monthly that the president felt he had to reduce his. He might have meant well, but he should not take the matter that far.

     I am an advocate of good pay for a good job. And as far as I am concerned, we are only deceiving ourselves with the kind of salaries we pay our civil servants, even at the very top. If many of them who had retired had lived on their miserable pay alone, they would not be in a position to buy the official quarters they gave them the option of first refusal when they were leaving the civil service. That is even if they never spent a dime of their salaries in their 35 or so years in service, and even if they had been receiving the salaries they received at the point of exit right from when they joined the civil service.

    So, President Buhari should continue to earn his salary as stipulated by the RMAFC. I am not going to concern myself with whether it is legal for him to reduce his salary via a letter instead of collecting the full pay first and now returning the half he has pledged to reduce it by to the government. For me, there can only be legal issues if the president decides to increase his pay himself, or directs that other people’s pay must be increased or reduced simply because he has reduced his own.

    One thing I know for sure is that the president needs money to enable him fulfil his campaign promises. And quite unfortunately, many of those who are asking him to do miracle even as he is yet to settle down are those who looted the country’s treasury, necessitating the decision to slash his pay himself, as a way of sacrificing for the country. Now that it is the very people who looted the treasury that are asking for democratic dividend from Buhari, with what do they expect him to do the magic? I guess the right place to begin is to make them cough up what they stole and not the self-denial by the president of a lawful and rational salary.

    If therefore President Buhari is desirous of making money for government, he already has his job cut out for him. The appropriate place to begin is to insist that those who stole public funds, especially in the immediate past, should return same or face the music. What I am saying in essence is that, as for pursue, President Buhari must pursue the public officials who stole so much for Nigerians to notice. As for catching up, he must catch up with them. And as for retrieving the country’s money that they stole, he must retrieve the stolen funds. This is the position I canvassed on this same page a few weeks back. We would be surprised at how much the country would recover from the shameless looters. It is only those of them who repent and return a substantial part of what they stole that we can be talking about forgiveness or plea bargain for.

    But to be running from pillar to post, as former President Goodluck Jonathan was reported to have done last week due to his phobia for probe will not yield any result. President Jonathan cannot feign ignorance that his government was damn corrupt; all of us said that even when he was in power. But since he chose to see the massive looting as mere ‘stealing’, he should not start blaming anyone now that a king that does not think there is wisdom in distinguishing between stealing and corruption is in power.

    Moreover, President Buhari should prune the number of aircraft in the presidential fleet. We do not need 10 or 11 aircraft, gulping more than N10bn annually. It is a luxury we should not have any business with in the first place but for the profligacy of the immediate past. Also, Nigerians must be ready to resist the attempt to make law making a big deal that should deserve all manner of outrageous pay and comfort. People did this same job in the first and second republics and, in spite of the financial recklessness of the Alhaji Shehu Shagari era, there was still some sanity on the question of remuneration for the country’s law makers then. In spite of the over-pampering that our present law makers enjoy, they have not performed better than those of the past. The only thing they have excelled in is the outrageous wealth that they keep making and annoyingly display at the expense of the average Nigerian. Their pay and allowances must be revisited.

    Furthermore, President Buhari should study the expenses at Aso Villa; there are too many areas where he could curb wastage there. We have had cause to shout in the past when we saw some of the budgets made in the villa for all manner of items; say on entertainment and feeding, generator sets, presidential pets and all.  The president should continue to send the right signals about his seriousness to fight corruption.

    This is not to say that President Buhari has not been sending some signal already. He had, only on July 8, for instance, rejected five new armoured Mercedes Benz S-600 (V222) valued at N400million cars for his use. The Permanent Secretary, State House, Mr. Nebolisa Emodi, who told President Buhari of the plan to buy the cars was not doing anything wrong or new; that had been the tradition – new president; new cars! But do we have to waste money changing such vehicles that have the best of attention and care simply because the users have changed? That is part of the ways money is wasted at the seat of power.

    The president would do well to peg the number of  special advisers at the 15  that he had sought the approval of the National Assembly to hire, as against the 23 hired by his predecessor. He should also have a look at the Orosanye committee report on the need to prune the present number of ministries, departments and agencies (MDAs)  from the present 541. Of course the president may slightly increase or reduce the number further in view of the country’s present economic challenges and even the need to remove duplication of functions by some of these MDAs. He does not have to punish himself for the sins of his prodigal predecessors.

  • NNPC is not a parallel government; it is the heart and soul of the government: an open letter to Nasir Ahmad El-Rufai

    NNPC is not a parallel government; it is the heart and soul of the government: an open letter to Nasir Ahmad El-Rufai

    Dear Governor El-Rufai:

    Greetings! Your talk as the distinguished guest lecturer at the 7th Wole Soyinka Center Media Lecture Series in Abuja this past Monday has sent shock waves round the country and the Nigerian diaspora. “Kill NNPC!” you titled your lecture, adding at the climactic moment of the lecture that it is either Nigeria kills NNPC now or NNPC will eventually kill Nigeria. Although the figures that you gave in your lecture as an indication of the stupefying level of graft and corruption in NNPC are not new at all, they are worth repeating, quoting your own words directly:

    The long and short of the situation of our oil industry is best exemplified by the parallel government called the NNPC. In 2012, it sold N2.77tn of ‘domestic’ crude oil but paid only N1.66tn to the Federation Account. In 2013, it earned N2.66tn but paid N1.56tn to FAAC; in 2014, (it earned) N2.64tn, but remitted N1.44tn; while between January and May 2015, it earned N733.36bn and remitted only N473.2bn.

    “That means that the NNPC only remitted about 58 per cent of the monies earned between 2012 and the first half of 2015. A company with the audacity to retain 42 per cent of a country’s money has become a veritable parallel republic!”

    On any count, these are indeed staggering figures and this column, as well as many other columns of the Nigerian “commentariat” have written extensively on the same figures with anger, alarm and desperation and in a few cases, despair. For this reason, this open letter to you is not about the scale of the seriousness of the matter. Rather, my concern with the analysis and prognosis in your lecture pertains to two issues. The first of these is what, for want of better words, I can only describe as the dominant role of half-truths in your lecture, this being constructed around your claim that NNPC is a parallel republic or government, when in fact, NNPC is the very heart and soul of the government.

    The second of my two main issues in this letter is the call in your lecture for the privatization of the NNPC. Whether by accident or design, this call was not made explicit in your lecture, but it was nonetheless palpable enough that any attentive reader of the published text of your lecture could not have missed it.

    Before coming to brief discussions of each of these two issues, let me remark that, as reported and published in its entirety, your lecture was eloquent not only in language, but also in ideas, especially ideas crucial to the political and economic survival of our country with special regard to the dire poverty and insecurity that the vast majority of our peoples have to endure on account of the scale of the looting of our national wealth in the NNPC. My one big difference with you on this particular point is the figure of 70 million or 40% of our population for those living in extreme poverty. I don’t know from where you got this figure. Perhaps you’re quoting the figures given by the Jonathan administration and the PDP during the recent electioneering campaigns? They claimed they had reduced the absolute poverty rate down to 40% from 70% in four years, based on an additional claim that they had created millions of jobs. But everyone not in the PDP knew that these were cynically bogus figures. The wonder then is how and why you of all people should be repeating these same figures. But this is a minor point; I must now move to my main issues in this letter, issues of life and death for our country and its peoples, especially the dozens of millions of unemployed young people. As I have said earlier in this piece, the first and main issue is your claim that NNPC is a parallel government that Nigeria must destroy before it destroys Nigeria.

    Dear Governor El-Rufai, how in the world can you describe NNPC as a parallel republic or government when practically everyone in the country knows that the corruption and looting in the NNPC was directly linked to the presidency and the federal government itself? Are you pretending not know that corruption on that scale could never, never take place – in Nigeria or any other country in the world – if it was not linked, body and soul, to the government, the powers that be? Are you feigning ignorance of the fact that the Ministry of Finance and through that ministry, the Federal Government, has effective supervisory control over the NNPC? For a man of your intellect, one of the things that I found absolutely unbelievable in your lecture was the claim that, quoting your own words, “hundreds of employees of NNPC feed fat on Nigeria’s resources”? Haba, Governor! The upper managerial staff of the NNPC may be the highest remunerated workers in Nigeria, but are they the ones sharing the billions of dollars that were not remitted into our national public coffers? Are the employees of the NNPC the people that made away with the 2.53 trillion naira stolen in the 2011 oil subsidy mega scam? Wasn’t that scam a huge chunk of the monies expended by Goodluck Jonathan as the war chest for his 2011 presidential campaign? Aye you unaware of the fact that a Committee of the Senate probed that mega scam and when it published its reports and gave the names of people involved in the scam, not one of them was an employee of NNPC?

    I have posed these preceding questions rhetorically because I am sure that you know that the answer to each and everyone of the questions is a resounding no. Because I strongly believe that you do know that NNPC is not a parallel government but is a part of the government, I have pondered on why you chose to mischaracterize the parastatal as indeed a parallel government. My “generous” reading of your motivation is that since you know that NNPC is the biggest single source of uncontrollable, unregulated corruption and looting in the government, perhaps describing it as a parallel government might enhance the possibility of once and for all tackling and ending this biggest, gargantuan source of corruption in our country. On this account, if we can effectively end corruption in NNPC, all the other sites and locations of corruption in government can then be also engaged, based on the lessons learnt from the containment of the NNPC mega crisis.

    That is my “generous” reading of your probable motivations. However, I must confess that I do have an admittedly less “generous” reading that, in my opinion may be nearer the mark. This is none other than my suspicion that your true motivation is the privatization of NNPC, the single biggest and most critical parastatal in our country. You are now a member of the ruling party, one of its thinkers in fact, and you wish to accomplish now what you couldn’t when you were in the PDP and, as Director General of the Bureau of Public Enterprises, supervised the privatization of dozens of state owned enterprises and utilities. As a matter of fact, towards the tail end of your lecture, you openly stated this demand for the privatization of the NNPC, although you took care not to directly mention the word “privatization”.

    The privatization of the NNPC would constitute a big, momentous date in the economic history of our country. For this reason, it cannot, and should not be done without a thoroughgoing, public and nationwide review of what this would mean, especially in the light of the results of privatization in Nigeria in the last few decades, with special relevance to what transpired under your watch as the Director General of the Bureau of Public Enterprises. What have been the net results of the privatization carried out under your headship of that Bureau, Governor?

    Here I must confess that I used to be a total opponent of privatization of public enterprises in our country and still retain some of that intransigent opposition. However, I am realistic enough to acknowledge the fact that in Nigeria as in many other parts of Africa and the developing world, the ideological and pragmatic winds of economic development have swung decisively against nationalization in favor of privatization. But what has not has not changed, what indeed cannot be changed is the fact that whether public or private, enterprises must enhance the economic survival and consumer needs of the population.

    Dear Governor El-Rufai, please be explicit, unambiguous and honest about your real intensions and maybe the intensions of the APC of which you are a major intellectual and political figure: Are you floating a kite, the kite of the privatization of the NNPC? If so, please give a full report of the economic and social impact of the massive privatizations that took place under your tenure as Director General of the Bureau of Public Enterprises. You do know, don’t you, that at least on the anecdotal level, privatized public enterprises have not functioned better than they had done before they were privatized? The transformation of the old ECN into PHCN is a case in point. The experience of GSM users is another telling example: there is hardly any country in Africa and the world where consumers of the services of the GSM corporations suffer more at the hand of the monopolies than in Nigeria. More generally, Nigerian capitalism is largely unregulated or perhaps even unregulatable and the Nigerian consumer is completely at the mercy of the free and uncontrollable abuse of virtually all enterprises, public and private.

    The underlying cause of all of this is of course the unregulated and unregulatable nature of governance itself. As I have repeated many, many times in this column, the former Minister of Finance and Coordinating Minister for the Economy, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, told The Economist in 2011 that corruption and waste in the Nigerian governmentwere so vast that she would feel satisfied if by the end of her tenure she had reduced the scope by a mere 4%. It would be a great act of opportunism to sell off NNPC without first significantly raising the bar of regulatory control of corrupt practices in government, in public enterprises and private businesses far above this Okonjo-Iweala benchmark of 4%. So far, Governor El-Rufai, you and other spokespersons for the APC have inundated the media with news of the unspeakable levels of corruption that you have discovered in the NNPC and other parts of governmental and parastatal institutions. Before selling off the NNPC, could you at least tell us what you are doing to (a) recover the stolen loot and (b) how you are going to substantially reduce the corruption, the looting, the waste?

    Biodun Jeyifobjeyifo@fas.harvard.edu

  • Beyond ‘bailout’ for states (1)

    Beyond ‘bailout’ for states (1)

    President Buhari and his advisers—economic and political—need to pay attention to the root-cause of the crisis that he has been able to solve patriotically within the first two months of his regime.

    Quibbling about the proper definition of recent special grants to states to enable them meet their primary obligations to citizens in their employment is not as significant as coming to terms with how to move away from the political philosophy and federal governance model that made it irresistible in the first instance for states to run to the central government for special assistance. It is therefore unnecessary to join hair-splitting arguments about whether the special grant passed from President Buhari’s central government to the 36 states last week falls, in the fashion of strict constructionism, into the category of bailout.

    This is the first time that so many states were unable to pay workers’ salaries for months. Not being a common occurrence suggests that most of the states must have been under unexpected revenue pressure. It should not matter if the immediate cause of the failure of states to meet their contractual obligations to workers is traceable to decline in the price of oil and resultant decline in allocations to states from the federation account. What matters most is that both the central and state governments had shortfalls in their revenue and thus had to take loans. The federal government would have been as guilty as the states if it was not for the central government’s bigger access to loans in relation to the access of states to loan facilities—domestic or foreign.

    There are many matters that should arise from the patriotic response of the federal government on this matter. While acknowledging the speed of response of President Buhari to this crisis, it is important for citizens to start looking at remote causes of failure of states to pay their workers, simply because those buying the country’s major foreign exchange earner, petroleum, are compelled to respond to the dynamic of supply and demand. Just as the coming to power of President Buhari and a progressive party encourages us to ask for changes, so should the decline in revenue from petroleum urge us to look beyond rushing funds to states to avoid the worst crisis in modern polities and societies: workers’ revolt. It is instructive to bring into focus a Yoruba proverb that says the problem of a physically handicapped person to carry his luggage dexterously stems from his physique.

    The problem of the states in the last months with respect to salary arrears and to diverting pension funds to pay salary of workers in service may not be all traceable to mismanagement by individual state governors. This is not to say that poor judgment may not be a part of the crisis. What appears to be the most important cause of the crisis is the character of the country’s political and economic management. President Buhari and his advisers—economic and political—need to pay attention to the root-cause of the crisis that he has been able to solve patriotically within the first two months of his regime. He needs to find out if he will always be in a position to give bailout to states if the culture of running a Manna Economy, such as has characterised governance in this country for decades continues. He also needs to ask himself if it is rational to grant whole scale bailout without ascertaining the impact of corruption on each state. More importantly, he needs to ask himself if all the assumptions that produced a system that was thrown into turbulence by a fall in oil price are right for managing a federal system that has over the years become a quasi-federal system that has been sustained by federal allocations.

    One school of thought about how to prevent states from experiencing similar embarrassment again is to adopt the suggestion at the 2015 Jonathan National Dialogue that the central government take just 42% of revenue (as opposed to the current 52% the federal government takes) while states and local governments receive about 56%. This mindset is still beholden to the mistakes of the past. The real problem is the structural imbalance in the re-design of the federal system inherited at independence in 1960. Just as retired Colonel Kangiwa Umar said recently, the military dictatorships of the past made egregious mistakes in the balkanisation of the country into unviable mini-states.

    Before 1966, each of the four regions had more powers of raising and spending revenues. A related question is why the federal government would need up to 42%. Should the federal government face fewer functions such as defence, foreign relations, currency, rather than saddling itself with all functions imaginable, it should not need more than 20% while the remaining 80% should go to states and local governments to carry out most of the functions on the concurrent list. But this is not the big problem; the big problem is that we need to move away from the model that encourages states to rely on allocations from the federation account.

    Under the military regimes of Manna Economy, during which the dominant mantra was “money was not the problem of Nigeria but how to spend it,” it was discouraging for political managers to look ahead and imagine negative scenarios such as we have today, and towards a time that oil might not bring as much easy flow of foreign exchange into the country. Even President Buhari has acknowledged the inevitability of the Manna Economy by saying that states should look for more IGR to supplement allocations from the centre. What happens in all other federal systems is that states, provinces, lander, use transfers from the central to supplement what they generate on their own. In other words, states in other federations across the globe are positioned by size, population, and natural endowments to leverage on their huge potentials to self-finance. Our federal system has been starkly different from what obtains in Australia, Canada, Germany, Mexico, United States of America, and United Arab Emirate, to name a few federal examples.

    The legacy left by military dictators to the civilians that took over from them is one in which even automobile (vehicle registration and drivers’ licence) taxes are taken away from states and put in the hands of some federal agency. All customs, excise, port charges, and consumption taxes are, under the current system fashioned by military rulers, collected into the central pool for sharing among federal, state, and local governments, a commitment to make subnational governments to accept the centre/periphery relations imposed by military re-design of the Nigerian state between 1966 and 1999 in particular. Even civilian rulers do not seem capable of thinking outside the box. If they were, no delegates at the last national dialogue would have mentioned creation of more states, let alone recommend moving the number of states from 36 to 55. Otherwise, it would have occurred to delegates that increasing the number of states to 55 and increasing allocations to states and local governments from 42 to 56 would not change the fortunes of subnational governments in any noticeable way.

    Giving bailout to states at times of financial emergencies is about the small picture. The big picture is thinking about and planning towards changing states and local governments from centres of consumption to sites of production. At both the corporate and personal levels, the country has gotten inured to a political and economic system that encourages laziness and fear of self-exertion to produce values. Just about every level of government has come to see as given a system of sharing funds from rents, rather than one of sharing responsibilities. In the short-term, preventing states from going into bankruptcy is a good gesture by President Buhari, who workers in Yoruba states now refer to as Aboki (friend) because of his immediate intervention in the financial crisis of states.

    The long-term solution to the problem at all levels of government having to borrow to even pay government workers may lie in new thinking that includes asking why a country of this size needs 36 states and 774 local governments. Such thinking should also ask if the obsession with unity is justifiable if states have to be guzzlers of funds from rent collection. Just as Colonel Umar also observed, President Buhari needs to start thinking about whether the present 36 state systems with 36 bureaucracies and legislatures are sustainable in the long-run, even after we start mining another set of non-renewable minerals.

    There is no better time for the country to come to terms with mistakes of the past. No federal system can survive, let alone thrive, on the strength of handouts from one level of government to other levels.

    • To be continued
  • For Buhari’s anti-corruption war to succeed, he must do the unusual

    For Buhari’s anti-corruption war to succeed, he must do the unusual

    To succeed, President Buhari needs  a brand new  agency which must be freed of all the entanglements the present one was deliberately made to suffer

    The  flurry of EFCC activities, as  observed  in the past  two  weeks,  which  former  Governor Murtala Nyako’s  former Director of Press and Public Affairs,  Mallam Ahmad  Sajoh, has summarily, but understandably,  dismissed as effete,  goes a long way to show the  critical role  the person, even the mere body language  of  a President   plays  in  the war against corruption even though in the instant case,  it s President Muhammadu Buhari’s well known anti corruption stance that has put the agency on over drive.  Long before President Goodluck  Jonathan  verbalized his now oft-quoted ‘stealing is not  corruption’ gaffe,  he had shown, in every material  particular, but  especially in his body language, as well,  as  his government’s  penchant   to withdraw ongoing corruption cases from  the courts- and that was where prosecution was  allowed  at all – that he saw nothing wrong  in allowing corruption to luxuriate  under his watch.

    Nor was this unpremeditated.

    As I once wrote on these pages, President Jonathan’s re-election bid  began as soon as he was sworn in 29 May, 2011 and it was more of a South-South project than one nursed by the President who was  then  confronted  by the huge  challenges  confronting him as he stepped  into  high office, for the first time ever, on his own mettle. His election in that year’s general election was his very first.  For his minders who were, mostly his South- South compatriots, they were going to use what they have, that is, oil, to get what they want. Therefore, go through  the major incidents of corruption in his four years –oil subsidy scam, unremitted crude sales, oil swaps, LNLG dividends and taxes,  to mention  the most disruptive of the Nigerian economy, they were all linked to oil and to the NNPC. Indeed, it was to perfect one scheme or the other that the Petroleum Minister of the era accounted for more Group Managing Directors than any of her predecessors, going down several decades. They knew exactly those who must be appeased with  one  thing  or the other and for that same reason the number of  oil importers, just like  the  amount  claimed to have been spent on subsidy which more than tripled the  appropriate amount, all ballooned  beyond  belief.

    A recent article on  Wikipedia  summed  up corruption  during the Goodluck Jonathan administration as follows: “In 2014, Nigeria’s rank improved from 143rd to the 136th position on  Transparency International’s Corruption Perceptions Index.  In late 2013, Nigeria’s then  Central Bank  governor Lamido Sanusi  informed President Goodluck Jonathan that the state oil company, NNPC  had failed to remit US$20 billion of oil revenues, which it owed the state. Jonathan, however, dismissed the claim and replaced Sanusi for his mismanagement of the central bank’s budget. A Senate committee also found Sanusi’s account  lacking in substance.  After the conclusion of the NNPC’s account Audit, it was announced in January 2015 that NNPC’s non-remitted revenue is actually US$1.48billion, which it needs to refund  to the Government.  Upon release of both the PwC and Deloitte report by the government at the eve of its exit, it was however determined that truly close to $20 billion was indeed missing or misappropriated or spent without appropriation.  In addition to these, the government of Goodluck Jonathan had several running scandals including the BMW Purchase by his Aviation Minister, $250 million plus security contracts to militants in the Niger Delta, massive corruption and kick backs in the Ministry of Petroleum, Malibu Oil International Scandal, and several scandals involving the Petroleum Ministry including accusations of sweetheart deals  with select fronts and business people to divert public wealth. In the dying days of Goodluck Jonathan’s administration, the Central Bank Scandal of cash tripping of mutilated notes also broke out, where it was revealed that in a 4 day  period , 8 billion naira was stolen directly by low level workers in the CBN. This revelation  brings to the fore, a crime  suspected to have gone on for years  but went undetected until revealed by whistleblower”.

    Five weeks into the new administration, that mild view of corruption under Jonathan has been completely shredded as gory details  of more pour in. For instance a 4-man committee  set up by the National Economic Council (NEC) is now  investigating  how  out of  N8.1 trillion it  earned  between 2012 and May 2015, NNPC  paid only N4.3 trillion to government,  illegally withholding  N3.5 trillion.

    I am sure Nigerians now know how Jonathan’s Petroleum minister was able to  fund her multi-billion naira luxury flights, an investigation of which, by the National Assembly,  President Jonathan defiantly foiled.

    If NNPC  is tear-inducing, EFCC’s performance during the Jonathan administration makes everything  more  galling. So nauseating is it that Governor Nyako’s man,  Malam Sajoh could describe the agency  in the following words: “an agency that was very sloppy in prosecution and losing virtually all high profile cases cannot in any way help in the current anti-corruption war”. That is  nothing but the truth so  EFCC  should  please get off  this pretended  resurgence which is, of course,  nothing more than  a façade.  How many cases did it win  in the entire four years of President Goodluck Jonathan?

    Here then is where my advice to the President comes in if he hopes to succeed in the anti-corruption war; a war in which the other side has already taken the commanding heights of the national assembly.  But the President is already assured of the backing of Nigerians if those who allegedly  financed the mala fide at the National Assembly ever thought  payback time had come when the President  moves to put  up the legal structures for  his  anti corruption war.

    To succeed, President Buhari needs  a brand new  agency which must be freed of all the entanglements the present one was deliberately made to suffer.  If it could be done in electoral matters, a maximum of  not more  than  6 months  should  be prescribed  as the  duration of any corruption case.  In the new Law,  the accused must be presumed guilty, ab initio, and  the onus  put on  him to prove his/her innocence.

    The  President should consider an anti-corruption agency patterned after the Hong Kong  Independent Commission Against Corruption which is,  itself,  modeled after the Corrupt Practices Investigation Bureau (CPIB) of Singapore.

    Established in 1974 The Prevention of Corruption Act of  Hong Kong has the following powers:

    The power to investigate not just the suspect, but also the suspect’s family or agents and to examine their financial and other records.

    The power to require the attendance of witnesses for interview.

    The power to investigate any other sizeable offence which is disclosed in the course of a corruption investigation.

    A time limit for cases ( to avoid the penchant for sundry adjournments as we see with Nigerian courts working in cahoots with lawyers and EFCC officials).

    As of January 2015, a review of the Act and a new One-Stop Corruption Reporting Centre is in the works which is guaranteed to come up with stiffer penalties. Investigations carried out by the CPIB are habitually completed efficiently and with limited public exposure.

    Drastically weakened under the Jonathan administration, with Attorney-General Adokie hardly ever allowing it to function,  EFCC can no longer effectively partner with  the President to successfully fight corruption. .Dead already, it should just be buried to enable the Buhari government start on a fresh slate, a tabula rasa of sorts. Most of those involved in EFCC cases are complicit: EFCC officials, the lawyers on both sides, and even some of the judges who all ensure that the cases run like forever with some now as old as seven years, replete with poor investigation, and far worse prosecution. As you read this, many of our swashbuckling senators, especially the former governors among them, have anti corruption charges hanging on their necks but, stinking rich as they are, they know exactly how to wangle their way through.  If President Buhari must succeed in this war, he would have to set up a brand new anti-corruption agency, name a respected anti-corruption Tsar, expunge all those loopholes the legislators deliberately include to weaken laws and put the agency on a first line vote to ensure it is financially buoyant to perform its functions. Above all, it must be independent. And the new  law must also provide for the establishment of  a Special Court to handle corruption charges with the express directive to complete cases within not more than a period of 6 months.

     Anything less, we would not have started the anti-corruption war, at all.

  • ……and from Akogun Tola Adeniyi, aka “Irunmole”

    Principalities and people’s power in Nigeria…… the problem with Tatalo Alamu is that he cannot be read in a hurry. For him, journalism is not history in a hurry but history for the elegant mind of the intellectual bent. Once again thank you for the illumination and nourishment. The Irunmole.

  • Now, even Okon ducks Hurricane Sai Baba !!

    How about this for the real gale that Nigerians have been waiting for? As the Buhari tempest sweeps all before it with the implacable fury of the ethically affronted, even a naughty recalcitrant like Okon has been conducting himself with sober propriety. Of late, the crazy one has been turning in all receipts of market transactions with diligence and painstaking promptitude. When he was pressed for the reason, the mad boy retorted with a crooked grin.

    “Oga, even dem mad dog sabi fire. You wan make dem Baba mala come nab man? Even dem Dasuki man dem come surround him house. Orubebe dey cry and dem yeye Colonel from Kabba wey him head no correct at all, him dey scream make dem no kaput am this time. Dem Lamido dem put dat one for Guje with him Shakara”.

    “Okon, I thought you applied for the Green Eagles job?” snooper pressed advantage.

    “Ha oga dat one he get as he be. I no wan make dem nab man for over under-age”.

    “And what is over under-age?” snooper demanded.

    “Dat one na when man under-age too much, like dem grandfather who dey play for under-seventeen”.

    “I see, how come the egg tastes different these days?” snooper asked with mild tremor.

    “Oga na alligator egg I been dey cook before before”, the mad boy crowed.

    “May god punish you and your mother”, snooper screamed and charged at the crook.

  • Visa processing hassles

    Getting visas to travel to many countries for Nigerians can be very tough. Even when some applicants have necessary papers and meet all requirements, some embassies for reasons best known to them deny legitimate requests.

    Some countries which ordinarily should allow Nigerians get visas at points of entry to travel to their countries come up with various reasons to deny our citizens visas, while some have some requirements which are hard to meet except one has no choice but to make the trip.

    I remember having to abandon a trip to Thailand when I realised I have to get a Nigerian Drug Law and Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) clearance and a letter from the Foreign Affairs Ministry, among other documents.

    I am not unaware of false claims by some applicants and visa rackets which have made foreign embassies to be suspicious of every application by Nigerians.

    I know people who were granted visas for the right reasons, but did not return home after the expiration of their permit.

    Notwithstanding the bad name some applicants have given the country, I think Nigerians still deserve better treatment than what some applicants are made to go through.

    However, while Nigerians have cause to complain about how we are treated, our embassies also have to improve on processing of applications for other nationals.

    Two cases have shown that the attitude to work by some of our embassy staff and other government officials involved in issuing visas and other accreditations leave much to be desired.

    In the first case, two journalists from Kenya and South Africa working for an American media organisation applied for visas to cover the presidential inauguration of May 29. Though their applications were made months ahead of the event, non-issuance of media accreditation as at when required prevented them from getting the visa for the trip.

    The media accreditation arrived few days to the inauguration and to the shock of the applicants, the one for Kenya was sent to South Africa, while the South African one was sent to Kenya.

    Efforts to get the embassy officials to correct the error were rebuffed on the ground that the fault was from Abuja and not theirs. Expectedly, the journalists were enraged and found it difficult to understand why key officers in charge of such sensitive process could be lousy in the way they handle their assignments.

    The second case is yet another instance of officials who should be responsible for sending documents from one of our consulate to Abuja for approval not sending them.

    The mix up was also discovered late because those who should have noted it failed to do so until the last minute.

    While we should subject every foreign application for visa or accreditation to thorough scrutiny as it is done to our citizens in other countries, the process should not be unnecessarily long.

    We cannot afford to allow sloppy civil service approach which many government workers are used to, to further damage our already dented image in international circles.

    Applications should either be granted or denied as promptly as possible.

    The various arms of government involved in issuing any international approval document should give the process the due attention required like in other countries.

    I once applied for a visa to France and was initially told that it would take some weeks to process. When I made a case for expeditious processing due to the date of the programme I was attending which was about three weeks from when I applied, my request was granted and I got the visa.

    My recent visa application to South Africa was granted within a week.

    The kind of complaint I have heard from some international journalists who have applied for Nigerian visa is not complimentary. There is a lot of room for improvement in our procedure.

  • In the name of God, please let these bombings stop!

    Surely, there is a lot more to life than killing people

    ‘Isn’t Dr. Smith moderate in his charges?’, enthused a grateful patient. Another sceptical patient replied, ‘Yes; you can say that he has managed to bring illness within the reach of everybody.’ In another book I once read, someone commented on the fact that the funeral charges of a neighbourhood’s undertaker were too high, and so he should be sanctioned. Somebody else replied that by making his charges so high, couldn’t we say the undertaker was doing his best to discourage people from dying?

    I learnt three things from these two jokes. One is that you can never satisfy human beings. Oh no, that is not original to me. I think Ebenezer Obey once said something like that, only better because he used a song to say it so that you could dance while listening to him. The second thing I leant is that people will make jokes out of anything. They are that jobless. The third is that there is always a second (or more) way of viewing things. Take illness for instance. Can you imagine a medical doctor going round advertising his skills like a trader advertising his wares by saying something like ‘You can relax your rigid lifestyle and fear of illness now; you can afford to be sick, you know’. Then you imagine a tensed up individual going ‘Phew! Thank God. How very beneficial that is!’

    I am one of those who have grown perpetually and pseudo-permanently sceptical about anything and everything ever since I sat in at a lecture titled ‘Appearance versus Reality’ at university. I believe my disbelieving problem started then. I stopped believing that leaves are really as green as they appear in summer and the skies are as blue as they appear on clear days. And I am often proved right. Just wait till autumn, winter and spring to see the real colour of leaves; and the harmattan and rainy seasons to see the real colour of the sky move from blue to grey to red. Have you ever seen a reddened dust-laden sky? Um hum.

    I also stopped believing anything the government says. For instance, have you not noticed there is always a variance bordering on wide gulfs between the casualty figures given by the government/police and those given by hospitals whenever there has been a disaster, natural or manmade? Well, because of that, I have now taken to believing only the figures given by our ancestors. Yes, they do speak – through the morgues. And talking of figures, I am sure you will agree that the casualty figures from bombings (manmade) in the northern part of the country is getting uncomfortably high for a human as against a vampire society.

    I honestly do not know what is going on but there are several theories and a half that sound more like conjectures, but you never know, since appearance is not always reality. On the surface, it would appear that the boko haram has become rather emboldened and has refuelled after the onslaught of attacks close to the end of the Jonathan era. So, from appearances, they are now retaliating what they thought they suffered from the soldiers who took them on.

    Secondly, on the surface, it appears as if, having been pummelled by the Nigerian Military, the boko haram people have decided to ask for external help, much as our president is doing now. So there they are; boko haram reaching out to their murderous kindred across the seas and the deserts for more arms, bombs and know-how, while our president is reaching out to the sane world for help – you know, arms, know-how and all.

    Thirdly, the theory goes that the soldiers themselves are trying to convince our president that there really is a problem with the boko haram, just in case he does not know that there is one, by letting down their own guard. In short, much like the state executives and the oil plunderers, it would appear, according to people’s thoughts (remember I am just a reporter), that the soldiers believe there is a need to, you know, twist the president’s arm a little to soft-pedal a bit on his anti-corruption drive.

    Frankly, I don’t know which one of these appearances is the reality. I do know one reality though: there is too much ease in bringing bombing within the reach of everybody in the north and it is unsettling. For a while now, bombing has become a daily ritual. First everyone breakfasts with joy, and then goes about the days’ labours with a great deal of hope, then suddenly ‘gboam!’ goes off somewhere, and the peace of that environment is shattered, along with a lot of bones and flesh, by a bomb. Haba!!!

    There is half a fact that is coming out of all these, and which I am only now acknowledging to myself, and that is that the knowledge of bomb making is too much within the reach of too many people up yonder. In a country suffering from too little knowledge of things in general, this knowledge is too uncomfortable. Why is it that the boko haram people are not seeking knowledge on how to run one factory machine, produce, weave, mould, bake or craft something, etc., all of which will be tantamount to creating something? Why will they rather prefer to destroy things and people and lives? Is it because it is easier to destroy that to build? Or rather is it because people are not showing them the way?

    In a way, one reality still stands against the government in all this. I do remember the locust years of import licence when every grasshopper was given the licence to import whatever it wanted, and mostly finished products. Industry-minded people were not given the opportunity to grow their craft, bring out products, employ people and put food on the table for millions. Instead, the government preferred to put plenty of money on the table of their cronies by allowing them to import even flies.

    Many were the victims of this policy, including this writer and others known to her. Many had taken advantage of the previous years’ border closure to finished goods and gone and borrowed heavily to fill the gap in the market with such goods. Suddenly though, the new government opened the flood gates to them goods and voila, many of us industrialists were left biting our fingers, and our goods. These included the textile factories round the country, the tomato, rice, wood pulp factories, etc. That, plus the poor education track records of the north, is why there is such a large army of the unemployed, unskilled and uneducated ready for use by boko haram.

    Perhaps it is possible to bring sickness within the reach of everybody, but bringing bombings within the reach of everybody is another kettle of fish in this society. A society that is staggering politically, battered economically, unsettled culturally in spite of the fact that everybody is going around ‘settling’ the other, cannot afford more bombings. The boko haram people need to understand that there is a lot more to life than just killing people.

    There is, for example, the joy of working for a pittance which may sometimes come late; or giving birth to children who turn around and question you on every order you give them when they become adolescents. Definitely, there is the joyful thumping you hear in your heart when the rent is due again or the joy of that new car that soon begins to make you hiss first thing in the morning. I do not want the boko haram boys to miss these beautiful facts of life; so they should not make others miss them. Please, in the name of God, let us discourage death and stop these bombings.