Category: Tatalo Alamu

  • The longest fortnight

    The longest fortnight

    Suddenly, six weeks have become a fortnight… the longest fortnight in the history of the country. The postponement of an event however unpleasant is a poor substitute for its outright cancelation. A thousand years will eventually become a thousand seconds. As the nail biting countdown to the most explosive election in the post-colonial history of the nation begins, one must be chastened and sobered by the shocking finitude of time. If only time can stay still, autocrats would have added it to their list of captives.

    By now, President Goodluck Jonathan would have discovered that a postponement of six weeks might have been enough to gain some strategic respite, particularly to recover his poise and pull some stunts against an opposition that would have been stung by the sudden turn of events. But it is not enough to scramble what has been fecklessly unscrambled; or to attempt to cobble together a new hegemonic power formation in the country.

    Jonathan had a whole six years to will this new power bloc into being by forging new alliances; by building bridges and by breaking out of his ethnic cocoon to create a pan-ethnic charter for the nation. The time was ripe; the opportunities were abundant. For a fleeting magical second, the moment seemed to have met its man and its match. But he bombed it spectacularly. You cannot give what you don’t have. Unprincipled expectation is the bedmate of promiscuous optimism.

    A few months into the Jonathan presidency, it ought to have been clear to all but the most hardy optimists that it was all a horrendous scam.  It was obvious that the new ruler lacks the discipline, the diligence, the application, the visionary impetus, the intellectual wherewithal and the psychological stamina and steeliness to administer a complex commonwealth of two hundred million souls tottering at the edge of despair and despondency.

    Jonathan’s charm offensive of the past three weeks, particularly in the South West and his singularly offensive and obscene attempt to buy his way back into electoral reckoning by massive bribery of the political elite and agents of influence must rank as the worst instance of presidential delinquency in the annals of electoral corruption in Nigeria . With this in your face , I don’t care impunity, there can be no further proof that the Nigerian president does not care a hoot or give a damn about the sanity of the political system or the survival of the nation itself.

    It has been observed that a person should keep his friendships in a state of constant repairs. How anybody in a few weeks can cobble together a dominant power consortium that can withstand the tumultuous revolt of the Nigerian multitude that we have on our hand remains a perplexing mystery even to the most accomplished of political witchdoctors. It is said that politics is the art of the possible, but even in politics, certain things are simply impossible.

    The presidential gallivanting, the executive walkabout and the dollar spree even as the naira, the ultimate symbol of national sovereignty, was tumbling in the market would have been unnecessary if Jonathan had done the needful. At the onset of his presidency, Jonathan had at his beck and call the active base of the traditional South West activists and progressive politicos who fought a relentless and slogging campaign to validate his presidency.

    He could also have tapped into the dormant resentment against the feudal arrogance of an oligarchic cabal bent on sabotaging his ascendancy. But all the goodwill was frittered away in a jiffy as Jonathan retreated into an ethnic igloo to be surrounded by tempestuous tribesmen and other recuperating revanchists.

    As for the wise, wily and formidably discerning Yoruba obas who are rumoured to be beneficiaries of Jonathan’s dollar deluge, if they didn’t know what to do, they wouldn’t be on their fathers’ throne the first instance. Past masters of the cloak and dagger politics that come with empire building, they are also astute readers—bar one or two feckless ones—of the dominant political mood of their people. After almost a thousand years of an unending battle of will and wits with the populace in which many of them paid the supreme sacrifice, they know where the balance of power resides. They will collect and then they will recollect.

    As the Jonathan presidency slouches towards a momentous finale, the entire country lies in ruins and smouldering wreckage, spiritually, politically, economically and militarily broke and back-broken. At no other point in the country’s history has the nation faced more dire prospects of economic annihilation. At no other point has Nigeria been at the military mercy of neighbours.

    Never in its history has Nigeria been confronted with and wracked by such intra and inter-religious animosities and conflicts. Never have the political elite been this riven and polarized along the fearsome fault lines of region, religion and ethnicity. It has even become impossible to get the various factions of the political class to agree on the minimum precondition for the conduct of election.

    Never has an election brought out the worst in our people, thanks to a political campaign that has been unprecedented in its rancour and distemper. Not even in the run up to the infamous 1964 general elections which was boycotted by the UPGA party did we witness such intense bitterness and animosity within the ruling class. It was a bitterness that fed directly into the subsequent violent military mutiny, a momentous pogrom and inevitable civil war.

    As we have seen in Nigeria and more recently in Kenya and Cote D’Ivoire, whenever the electoral process is marked by intense hostility and a lack of elite consensus on the basic rules, we may be sure that the outcome is already vitiated by political adversity. When a four-star general and one of Nigeria’s most decorated soldiers and a global citizen in his own right is summarily cashiered for attending the birthday celebration of his former commander in chief who also happens to be the political benefactor of the current commander in chief, we can be sure that the gloves have come off and the battle line sharply drawn.

    This past week, Ben Nwabueze, the respected constitutional lawyer, has advocated a coalition government or a government of national unity to manage what promises to be a momentous post-election tempest. If this is not a wily kite flying on behalf of an embattled government, then it is a case of trying to shut the stable door after its equestrian inmates had bolted. For it presupposes, against all evidence to the contrary, that there might still be a semblance elite amity after such a polarizing and divisive election.

    In the unseemly circumstances that we have found ourselves, a ruling coalition or a Government of National Unity is possible and feasible only under strict international supervision and after the tempest might have blown off. Under similar circumstances in Kenya,  Mwai Kibaki, the old Gikiyu fox, summarily terminated the results as they rolled in and declared himself elected.

    In Ivory Coast, Laurent Gbagbo simply barricaded himself in after he had lost the presidential election until he was flushed out of his underground bunker with the aid of French forces. As if to confirm the looming apocalypse, international emissaries have been coming in and out of Nigeria like doctors in an emergency ward, trying to appeal to the political class to save the nation from imminent perdition.

    Their grim, unsmiling and taciturn visage tells its own story. In any case if anybody misses the import of all this, the unscheduled but widely publicized visit to Aso Rock by one or two members of our own equivalent of the 1922 Committee of the British parliament should tell those who know how to read tea leaves that once again, the nation is on the cusp of momentous events.

    As he rues the ruins and wreckage of the country gifted to him in a moment of spite and hubris by the man who is the most influential and arguably the most controversial personage of the Fourth Republic, the otherwise genial and affable Goodluck Jonathan must be wondering what happened and the road not taken. Never in the history of the country has a ruler snatched defeat from the jaws of victory in this manner. But this is not the time to continue to excoriate the formerly shoeless boy from Otueke. This is the time to put on our thinking cap about how to extricate the nation from the debris of another historic cul de sac.

    There are times when sharpening contradictions suddenly mature, forcing a nation into a fundamental rethink about its future. This is the moment of the grand gridlock. In a sense, Jonathan himself is a victim of the post-colonial condition in a way the colonial imaginary that founded Nigeria and the colonial imagination that powers it along could not have envisaged. This is the moment when colonial malice meets post-colonial malignancy. Having been thrown into the chessboard as a helpless and hapless pawn, Jonathan has shown that he has other ideas.

    As sober students of history would attest, nothing is completely without some value, not even the most horrendous human experience. As a matter of fact, there are some radical philosophers and historians who push this view to the bitter conclusion that nothing good can come out of history. It is just a record of random brutality and contingent cruelty. As a British historian, floored and flawed by facile empiricism, would put it, “history is just one fxxxx  thing after another.”

    But history is ultimately and in the last instance structured in such a way that perplexes us and challenges the rigour of the dialectical imagination. It may well be that the paradoxically revolutionary dimension of the Jonathan administration is to expose for all to see, the huge racket of the neo-military civilian fascism foisted on Nigeria by retreating military barons. But having exposed the hoax, Jonathan has shown that he lacks the revolutionary nobility of spirit, the cerebral endowments and the political stamina to force through a new charter for the nation.

    This is the basis of the historical conundrum in which we have found ourselves. Even if Jonathan spends the next hundred years in office, he is unlikely to make a dent on the deep rot, the political malaise, that afflicts Nigeria.  What is not there is simply not there. National transformation is not a function of empty sloganeering.

    Transformation is deeper than mere change because it involves a deeper, more integrative, more holistic and more deliberately systematic reordering of a society towards a new orientation and a new set of values. As it is, the paradox of our situation is that change is now required in order to even begin to think of transformation.

    The last patriotic duty Jonathan owes a country that has given him so much is to leave quietly if he loses the election fair and square. He must resist the temptation to play the biblical Samson. Thereafter, he must be accorded the respect and dignity accruing to a former head of state, of a man untested and untried who ruled Nigeria in very difficult circumstances and who tried his very best, only that his best was enough. If he cannot lead the way, he has at least taken explosives to the house of cards. The Nigerian ruling cabal must rue the day they invited a neophyte of power nuances to hold the fort for them.

    The next fortnight is going to be the longest night indeed for Nigeria. It is going to bring out the worst or the best in Nigerian. There is no point in demonizing and scape-goating poor Attahiru Jega and casting ethnic slurs on a very patriotic Nigerian. As readers of this column would testify, we harbor reservations about the way and manner of Jega’s appointment, but this has never extended to questioning his integrity. Never in the history of the nation has a man been saddled with a more onerous and difficult duty of electoral umpire. Jega should be allowed to do his job without any further let or hindrance.

    One of the lessons that Nigerians must take away from the current crisis is the fact that as a complexly variegated country with diverse ethnic nationalities in different and often divergent modes of economic, spiritual, intellectual and political production, Nigeria is powered along by a micropluralism of power centres which induces a negative equilibrium which can only be disturbed or disrupted by a conventional power formation at its own peril. This is Jonathan’s undoing, just as it has been the undoing of Obasanjo, Abacha and Babangida before him.

    A negative equilibrium is a tense equipoise of countervailing forces; an unstable ensemble whose stability is dependent on the dynamic instability of its elements. Only a new revolutionary power group led by complete outsiders or what Antonio Gramsci has described as the emarginati, people from the margins, can shatter the order by inaugurating a new order.

    In the absence this revolutionary countervailing power formation, and while still waiting for the arrival of a pan-Nigerian critical mass, it is worth restating that any Nigerian ruler who is a product of the old status quo must keep his friendship in a state of constant repairs. As Jonathan will learn in about a fortnight, scrambling for votes at the eleventh hour is not the sign of a man who has learnt the elementary lesson of politics.

  • Humour in uniform

    Humour in uniform

    (The strange case of Dr. Goodluck and General Jonathan)

     These are strange times indeed. Once again, life is imitating literature in such an emphatic and compelling manner in this hellish corner of the globe. Fiction writers may soon become surplus to requirement.  As the mother of all electoral  wars  drags itself towards a definitive climax, strange creatures are crawling out of the woodwork even as extraterrestrial figures invade the Nigerian firmament.

    By the way, does anybody remember the famous classic by Robert Louis Stevenson titled The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde? It reads like a compelling medical bulletin on bipolar disorder. During the day Dr Jekyll is a respectable medical practitioner. But at night, he is transformed into a ferocious monster furiously hacking to death women of easy virtues in the Red Light district.

    Has anybody noticed that shortly after this column characterized his government as a civilian junta, i.e a civilian government with military strongmen in the background conducting the orchestra, Goodluck Jonathan himself upped the ante by swapping his customary fedora-capped resource control costume with the full military fatigues of a Commander in Chief, swagger stick to match in a surprise and brave visit to the Boko Haram front?

    If you are in any doubt about this dramatic transformation of Jonah to the great Attila, just hear it from the old warhorse’s mouth. According to Edwin Clark:  by going to Baga, Jonathan has shown the stuff of great generals. All hail the Commander in Chief of the Nigerian Armed Forces, General Goodluck Ebele Jonathan.

    It was obviously part of an elaborate military bluff and psychological offensive against the dreaded sect. Not even Jonathan’s worst detractors can begrudge him this one. He looked every inch the part of a civilian general, a violent oxymoron to be sure, but a political possibility in the post-colony.  A lot of drilling and grilling must have gone into this military education of the presidential cadet, including gait correction, physique stiffening and the science of martial bearing.

    Yet as many theorists of semiotics and scholars of symbolic perception and impression management would attest, this type of image conjuring can work both ways.  While the image of a virile and potent leader may serve to reassure a people dazed and traumatized by war and senseless carnage, while the impression of strength and defiance may destabilize the Boko Haram enemy, the same image may send a wrong and even contrary message of intimidation and coercion to a seething democratic citizenry on the verge of a make or mar election.

    It will be recalled that on the eve of the infamous 2007 election which he himself famously dubbed a “do or die” affair, General Olusegun Obasanjo even more famously donned the full ceremonial uniform of the Commander in Chief of the Nigerian Armed Forces replete with the dark goggles of a Latin American caudillo. Needless to add that it was a prelude to the worst electoral pogrom in the history of the country.

    There are many things that are disturbing and unsettling about the strange overnight transformation of Goodluck Jonathan from a meek, gentle and inoffensive pacifist to a furiously belligerent commander in chief. If he had the fire in him all along, why wait till now when a vast swathe of the country whose territorial integrity he swore to protect lies in ruins, completely devastated by the Boho Haram tempest?

    Why wait until now to show the fire in his belly, the swash in his buckle and the rattle in his sabre?  Could this temporizing be part of an elaborate strategic plot to render a substantial portion of the north militarily, politically and economically hors de combat so as to be in a position to pose as liberators later? If so, it will amount to a particularly cynical and cruel ploy to reap electoral dividends from the misery and devastation of the North Eastern people of Nigeria.

    Whatever it is, it is certainly curious that a hitherto combat-shy commader who had exhibited no appetite for confrontation or aptitude for hostilities could suddenly hop on the plane to visit war ravaged areas and inspect damaged facilities. It will be recalled that for months, despite intense pressures and muted grumblings, Dr Goodluck refused to visit the war affected areas or Chibok, the town where almost three hundred students of a Secondary School were abducted almost a year ago. Suddenly, General Jonathan took over, and the rest is recent history.

    The plot thickens and the mystery deepens when it is realized that it is the same Nigerian army which has been a subject of international ridicule and global contempt for its seeming ineptitude and sheer incompetence on the battlefield that has suddenly rediscovered its old fighting flair a tad late in the day. Was the army slandering itself all along by affecting incompetence, or were the troops trying to prove a point?

    Whatever the case may be,  the ease and resolve with which the Nigeria military has been relentlessly rolling back the Boko Haram was not the surprise but the fact that so much of Nigerian nation space had already come under the suzerainty of the dreaded sect.  This has led to a new military maxim worthy of Baron von Clausewitz: If you don’t recapture, you never know how much has been captured.

    But if you think you are close to unraveling this strange tale of how an institution and its chief commander can experience a cyclothymic swing of moods between extreme placidity and sudden ferocity, you are surely mistaken. It will be recalled that the Chadian military Command once accused our army of loss of fighting appetite, to put it rather diplomatically. This past week, the same Chadian army openly accused their Nigerian counterparts of stalling and stonewalling in a final vicious push to rout the Boko Haram insurgents.

    At least, the Chadian army has shown an internal logic and consistency underpinning its operations and reputation for brutal severity. In a statement obliquely directed at this charge, the Nigerian Commander in Chief stated that the military was being careful so as to avoid heavy civilian collateral damage. Is this a new version of what General Gowon famously referred to as “police action” in the first three months of the civil war before the Biafrans almost arrived at the gates of Dodan Barracks?

    You would have thought that at this perilous stage the military would throw everything to rout a Boko Haram that has its back to the wall. The latest argument from the Nigerian military authorities is that the Boko Haram sect is using the abducted Chibok girls as a shield. But it is obvious that this cuts no ice with the Chadian army which has given the sect a surrender ultimatum failing which it would be pounded into annihilation. Actually, the Chibok shield bogey is a no-brainer dredged up from the past.

    By slowing down the offensive, could it be that somebody somewhere does not want to run out of the major joker for further postponing the elections? In a war situation, the postponement of elections is the election of postponement.  Postponement is chosen for the people. It is a form of annulment which is more lethal and sophisticated than the original.

    Meanwhile, and while this sudden lull in the prosecution of the real war is going on, a saturation bombardment and carpet bombing of enemy political territory, the like of which has never been seen or heard of in this country and whose sheer savagery will make the authors of the Geneva convention wince in trepidation, has been unleashed on the opposition.  Have we finally arrived at the dreaded conjuncture when anything, including national cohesion and the military fortunes of the nation in an actual war, can be thrown into an electoral contest without caring a hoot or giving a damn?

    When the outcome of an electoral war supersedes the outcome of an actual war, a nation can be said to have entered the realm of political schizophrenia. It is all about the spoils of power, stupid, and the country is split down the middle in a way that may suborn national will and identity. It is a fearful situation.  May God help the English patient pretending to be Nigeria in the next few weeks.

  • Okon bemoans his dollar loss

    The recent charm offensive directed at the old West by President Goodluck Jonathan has come and gone. But it was not without its merry moments. For a whole week, the seat of governance appeared to have been relocated to the old Marina in Lagos as Jonathan tried to woo the stubborn and politically tempestuous children of Oduduwa to rally behind his electoral ensign.

    It was a long queue of political renegades, ideological orphans and other notorious state mendicants. Men and women disappeared into the bowels of Marina only to come out grinning from ear to ear with their flowing agbada and caps fearfully distended and bulging with illicit largesse. After a particularly nasty traffic disruption which subsisted for hours, snooper overheard some exasperated market women around Balogun dismissing Jonathan as Johnny Walker or Jonnie Waka Waka in local parlance.

    Na only now him waka come?” an Ijebu woman was overheard sneering in bitter derision.  Another took a shrill umbrage at being told that she could not enter the Cathedral Church where she had worshipped for over forty years on the grounds that the presidential train was already ensconced.

    The aftermath of this Poverty Alleviation Scheme was equally dramatic. The entire region was literally drowning in greenback. There was a dollar deluge which temporarily affected the exchange rate of the naira and fed directly into the current biting fuel shortage. Area boys around the Marina were overheard discussing in hushed tones how to forcibly recuperate their own share of the relief material.

    But it does appear as if the looming revolution will begin from the kitchen. A week after the gravy train departed, snooper was lounging in bed savouring the return of the early morning rains to Lagos when he overheard some animated discussion between the irascible Okon and his palaver prone mentor, Baba Lekki. It was filled with subversive ranting and wholesale excoriation of the Nigerian political elite.

    “Baba if no be say na dis yeye man I dey serve, I for don become millionaire for dem dollar”, the crazy boy lamented bitterly as snooper stiffened up in bed waiting for any eventuality. But Baba Lekki was in a foul and contrary mood.

    “Foolish boy, asiwere, you no get hundred naira for pocket you dey talk about millionaire. A beg  wey dem paraga jare”, the old man snorted as he burst into sadistic laughter.  But Okon rose stoutly to the occasion, carrying the battle directly to his mentor and tormentor.

    “Baba no be dem reason why hunger dey wire una be dis? No be dem reason why poverty don scatter your life for Obodo after dem deport you from London? Like all dem foolish Yoruba people, you no get business sense at all at all”, the mad boy snarled. Baba Lekki was momentarily stung by the ferocity of the response.

    Oya digbolugi, come tell us how you fit be millionaire for this obodo, after the bourgeoisie people have captured the commanding heights of the economy. You are suffering from lumpen delusions”, Baba Lekki noted with an affectionate scowl as he alternated between pidgin English and perfect English.

    “All dat na jibiti grammar. Dem never fetch you hundred naira. Abi no be dem Shina boy come say grammar no be success? See my oga na so so grammar him dey blow even when him bedsheet don tear. Listen baba, if I dey work for one of dem Yoruba Oba I for don become millionaire”, Okon insisted.

    “So how you go do dat one, yeye boy?” Baba sneered.

    “You see, after dem Goodluck don give dem Oba yafunyanfun dollar, dem smart Oba baba come see opening, he come ask him driver, him cook and him herbalist to go dress like dem small small village oba, so him come give dem title and him come dey introduce dem to Jonathan one by one. He come call him driver and come tell dem Jonathan, your Excellency, dis one be him be, him be, I don forget dem Yoruba title him give dat one..”

    Oluoko of Okopo”, Baba Lekki interjected.

    “Thank you, baba. So dem Jonathan come dash dat one plenty dollar. Next him call him cook and come say, your Excellency dis one be , dis one be, wetin he call am again?”

    Onisibi of Obelawo”, Baba Lekki interjected again.

    “And dem Jonathan come  giam dollar gbua and dat one wan faint. Dem Oba come call him herbalist and come tell Jonathan, baba, wetin be him own title sef?”

    “Gbekude of Ikubadeje”, the deranged old man supplied, now clearly enjoying the drama.

    “Kai, kai na him Jonathan come finish dat one with dollar. So for evening, baba kabiyesi come say make dem call all of dem make dem come settle account, but dem don vamoose. Dem don cross dem border and dem don dey make merry for Cotonou. Na him baba come dey cry like small pikin. Dem French police say dem no dey take dem order from Nigeria police and dem wan shoot dem  naim dem come pick race. Baba, sebi you now see why I say I for don become millionaire?” Okon concluded gloomily.

    “You see, that is what is known as primitive redistribution of primitive accumulation”, Baba Lekki snapped and summarily dismissed Okon.

  • The importance of visionary discipleship

    The importance of visionary discipleship

    (For Professor Stephen Adebanji Akintoye)

    This past week, one of Nigeria’s most notable historians, exceptional public intellectual and outstanding member of the magic circle that enabled Obafemi Awolowo to make a critical and crucial difference to his Yoruba people and Nigeria as a whole, turned eighty in faraway Delaware. In keeping with the great man’s humility and self-effacement, the event was quietly celebrated.

    Akintoye writes history with the entrancing and enthralling ease and facility of a Yoruba master story teller without sacrificing rigour of presentation and logic of articulation. There was always something of the magisterial traditional savant about him. As university orator in the old University of Ife between 1974 and 1978, the dapper and impeccably turned out historian was a pure class act with his sedulous, mesmerizing voice and inexhaustible repertoire of pithy wisecracks.

    Together with other avatars such as David Olatunbosun Oke, the late Sam Aluko, the late Hezekiah Oluwasanmi, the late Professor Stephen Awokoya, the late Professor Victor Oyenuga and many others, they formed the Brains Trust of the most radical and innovative governance that the Yoruba people have seen in a momentous transition to political modernity. They confirm the thesis that a mental revolution is the prerequisite for any enduring political or economic revolution.

    It was not surprising when in 1978, Akintoye emerged as a distinguished UPN senator of the Second Republic. To those who still remember, the UPN senators in the Second Republic were quite a revelation. Bar one or two laggards, they would not have been out of place in the Roman senate or at the American Capitol Hill at its most sublimely cerebral.

    At eighty, Akintoye is still plying his trade as a public intellectual, writing one or two pseudonymous columns even as he contributes trenchant interventions about the state of the nation as the patron of the Oodua Foundation. Only recently, he released his magnum opus, an epic history of the Yoruba, which completely revolutionized the way we view the origins of the Yoruba people, the Oduduwa revolution and the dynamics behind the warlike ethos and imperialist imperative of the Oyo Empire in the northernmost fringes of the Yoruba people.

    The irony of it all was that like Sam Aluko and many others, Akintoye came from a Zikist background, his politically aware father being an ardent fan and implacable admirer of Nnamdi Azikiwe. Any burning family political discussion was impatiently terminated by the old man’s catch-all categorical query in Ekiti dialect: “Mi kini Namadi so?” —-“Namadi” being a corruption of Nnamdi, Zik’s first name.

    But the young Action Group Turk gradually began to wean the old man and the entire household away from Zikist ideology and to win them over to Awolowo’s  visionary reconstruction of the role of his race in a multi-ethnic nation. By then, the gains of Action Group’s radically innovative programmes had begun to kick in. The old west, the hardy and unflinchingly principled Ekiti people, and the Yoruba race would never be the same again.

    The public career of this exemplary Yoruba patriot and Nigerian nationalist speaks to two things which are of crucial and critical importance to contemporary Yoruba politics in this new round of perfidy, unseemly rancor and betrayal of trust. First, the importance of being steadfast in the face of provocation and irritation. Second, the primacy of apostolic followership and visionary discipleship as the original visioner recedes into remote history and legend.

    Throughout his long career and particularly after the departure of his beloved leader, Akintoye, a proud and doughty Ekitiman, has never seen it fit to vary the doctrine of Awo to suit momentary exigency or twist them  to support strange political alliances based on opportunism and the hatred of a particular individual.

    Despite his private discomfiture with some of his turbulent but worthy political children, Awo never saw it fit after the Akintola episode to publicly disown his own. As the Yoruba would say, it is the calm and temperate old man whose brood multiply and increase. Akintoye , with sagely equanimity, once told a private gathering in his hotel bedroom in Newark, Delaware that it is the stick in hand however severely misshapen that we use in killing a snake and not an imaginary cudgel.

    Second, and following the worthy example of his departed leader, Akintoye, despite his private misgivings about the  lack of courtesy of some of the new Yoruba progressive kids on the block, has never seen it fit to vent his bile in public or resort to unworthy temper tantrums and Machiavellian machinations against his own. His noble example should commend itself to some of our surviving political grandees if only to avoid political humiliation in the twilight of otherwise illustrious careers. This is the only sane way forward in the current distemper and political dyspepsia.

    In keeping with the intellectual tradition of this column, snooper now takes leave to engage with some of the cardinal tenets of Professor Akintoye’s current animus with the dysfunctional nature of the Nigerian nation in its post-colonial stasis and irredeemable dystopia. Here is wishing the great historian many more years of active service to Yorubaland and the nation at large.

  • A collision of habitus, and a way out……..

    To put things bluntly, boldly and with bald brevity, a habitus is the complex habit of viewing things, of reacting to events and of projecting this world view which is peculiar to groups, classes, corporations, guilds and certain associations. If this concept is extended to nations and nationalities particularly in Africa, it means that colonization or no colonization, ethnic nationalities continue to have their own habitus which they then project on the national plane inevitably and unavoidably.

    In the end perhaps nothing can beat the description of habitus as “structured structures pretending to be structuring structures”. Stripped of jargon, it simply means habits already determined and conditioned by history and sociology in a different historical milieu parading as habits that must determine contemporary history and political exertions in a new situation.  It is not habituses themselves that are often the cause of national conflicts in a multi-national nation. It is their incompatibility or mutual unintelligibility.

    This is what happens when people of widely divergent economic, political ,cultural and spiritual modes of production are summarily hauled into the same nation space and told to get on with it. This is the origin of the colonial Bedlam as nation. The colonialists themselves for reasons best known to them made sure that the divergent habituses of the colonized nationalities of Nigeria would solidify further into immutable epistemological categories by forbidding interaction among the political elites of the new country for almost five decades after amalgamation.

    In the event, the subsequent interaction became a dialogue of the deaf eventuating in a collision of sacred altars. For example, how do you advise persons whose family and ancestors have owned serfs not to own serfs in a supposedly modern nation-state emblematized in proud citizenship? How do you ask a group not to cut economic corners when it is part of their habitus and revolutionary self-emancipation? Or what do you do to help a people or nationality stranded between a feudal past they abhor and a future they distrust?

    Going by this logic, Nigeria’s problems are tractable. All that needs to be done is just to imagine the British, French, Germans and Danes all boxed into the same nation-space, despite their distinct cultures and habitus. Despite national boundaries and barriers, they have been at each other’s throat, chalking up several national wars and even provoking the greatest armed conflicts in the history of humanity. What if they were to be boxed into the same colonial cage of active contraries and contradictions?

    During the negotiations that led up to the Treaty of Versailles, an American diplomat was so scandalized by the unremitting hostility and umbrage of the French Prime minister, Georges Clemenceau, a.k.a The Tiger, towards the defeated Germans that he was forced to ask him. “Sir, have you ever been to Germany?” An inconsolably irate Clemenceau shot back: “No sir, I have never been to Germany, but twice in my lifetime Germans have been to Paris.”  Had the tiger lingered a bit longer, he would have witnessed a third German “visit” in 1940.

    As far as habituses within the nation-space are concerned, an armed national struggle against external conquerors or a momentous and sustained national struggle against internal colonization such as Nigeria briefly witnessed during the June 12 crisis can throw up potent national ideologies which serve to override or even suppress widely divergent outlooks and incompatible habitus.

    This is what has happened in South Africa, Namibia, Ghana, Tanzania and to a lesser extent in Senegal, Benin Republic, Botswana, Angola and Mozambique. In Ghana, you cannot hear of an Ashanti or Akan hegemony. In South Africa, the old Zulu-Sotho rivalry has been effectively sublated under the rubric of a pan-national destiny.

    Nobody even remembers the names of the major ethnic nationalities in Tanzania. Julius Nyerere certainly did not belong to any of them. Neither did Leopold Senghor, a minority Wolof and Christian in a predominantly Muslim country. Thrice in Nigeria’s history, we have missed opportunities to come up with potent ideologies which could serve as rallying weapons of national unity and instruments of managed homogeneity.

    In the run up to independence, there was no pan-Nigerian struggle as such. What we had as independence approached were accelerating and accentuating regional habitus. Despite the presence of three regional titans, the structural impedimenta was such that it was impossible for the leader with the towering intellect and the force of character that could override the veto of habitus to emerge.

    The same scenario repeated itself in the post-independence struggle against internal colonialism. Despite the presence of two of the three titans in the Second Republic, the fierce contention merely led the destruction of the two republics rather than facilitate the emergence of a pan-Nigerian leader. Since nature abhors a vacuum, the formal political liquidation of the three regional leaderships led to the consecration and institutionalization of military despotism in Nigeria.

    It was perhaps the struggle against military despotism in Nigeria as seen in the battle to de-annul the presidential elections of June 12, 1993 that showcases the inherent structural weaknesses of the colonial bedlam as nation. Despite the fact that the situation was ripe for the emergence of a pan-Nigerian leader and a potent ideology for the emancipation of the Nigerian people from the clutches of military and feudal despotism, progressive forces managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. The putative leader of the rebellion was himself done to death in captivity.

    Although the military itself lost command and was forced to withdraw to the barracks, it was not before it has imposed a neo-military civilian fascism on the nation. Once again, the struggle-fatigued progressives were outflanked and outwitted in a battle of wits and will with the retreating military. In sixteen years, beginning with General Olusegun Obasanjo, three of such hybrid governments have been imposed on the nation in a seeming Russian roulette.

    But now again in 2015, the forces of discontent are surging forward once more in a massive battle of will occasioning a drastic realignment of forces such as we have not seen since the First Republic. In living memory, Nigeria has never been this agitated by an election. All the old demons have once again erupted on the scene. In an irony of ironies, it is a retired ruler, a former military strongman, who is at the rallying head of opposition forces. It doesn’t get more profoundly paradoxical than that. The ways of history are truly immutable and mysterious to boot.

    The more subtle irony is that whenever a pan-Nigerian struggle is ongoing the contention for the structural re-designing of the nation is most muted and at its lowest ebb. On the part of progressives, this is a desperate strategic gambit. Since democracy is a game of numbers, it is also important to appeal to segments of the operating status quo and those whose habituses have conditioned them to believe that there is nothing actually wrong with Nigeria the way it is structured. The problem however is whether a party, except in a condition of dire national emergency, can prosecute an agenda that is not on its manifesto.

    This is why the stakes are so high. The atmosphere is so poisoned and rancorous. Going forward, and unlike the situation in 1964, 1979 and 1999, there is no minimal elite consensus about even the conduct of the election. The military high command has been sucked into the vortex of political contention in a way that unfortunately suggests that this is also a national referendum on the military. The gains of demilitarization have been wiped out overnight.  The situation cannot be more portentous.

    Either way, there is bound to be a ferocious backlash. Anybody who wins this is going to inherit a bitterly divided nation, a badly polarized political elite and a burglarized treasury. It is not going to be a win, win situation. If it is this despicable status quo that prevails, it means Nigeria’s fate as a viable nation is sealed and there is no point in mourning any further. But if it is the forces of change however flawed, it means we can begin to dream again about the manifest destiny of this potentially great nation.

    Political impurities sometimes have their uses. As the martyred Abiola has brilliantly demonstrated, rightwing reactionary resources of opulent wealth and vital connections can sometimes be brought to bear on leftwing projects of national emancipation in a telling manner. For the first time in the history of the country, a major coalition and coalescing of oppositional forces which would have been beyond Awolowo’s piously ascetic ken and puritan disdain for political horse trading has now been effected in a dramatic and stunning manner.  Whatever happens at the election, Nigeria will never be the same again.

    Let us now recap the imperative of this moment for our traumatized and disoriented compatriots. At the moment, Nigeria has descended into the very pit of hell despite the itemist inanities about pseudo-developments by this misruling cartel. Going by all indices, we have virtually a failed state on our hand. It is better to follow a brave and courageous pathfinder who will lead us out of the very depths of Hades than to stick to a famously incompetent dissembling despot who will confirm us in perdition. Nothing can be built on nothing and you cannot give what you don’t have.

    This is the pressing imperative of the moment. It is after we have been led away from hell that we can begin to ask questions about the finer particularities of habitus and how we can structure this colonial bedlam in a way that will release the genius, the vibrancy and the vitality of its diverse and diversely gifted nationalities. If there is no nation, there is nothing restructure. Hell has invaded everywhere in Nigeria and there is no point asking about the cuisine when the kitchen is on fire.

  • The junta and the hunters

    The junta and the hunters

    (Power formations and hegemonic politics)

    These are grave times in Nigeria. Once the hope of Black Africa, it has taken a postponed election to further expose the vulnerabilities of its major institutions. Increasingly besieged and embattled, the Nigerian government is beginning to look like a civilian junta. Of course, a civilian junta is an absurd and oxymoronic formulation; a generic contradiction in terms.

    But something new always comes out of Africa. A junta is normally a military tyranny organised and run by military men who do not pretend to be democrats. But where a civilian government drops all the paraphernalia and pretences to civil rule, where the military knuckle assumes critical dominance in the formulation and execution of state policies, then a civilian junta is in active process.

    The Nigerian political elite have never been this divided and polarised along ethnic, religious and regional fault lines. But somebody has to be in charge either to reunite the country or to preside over its momentous disintegration whichever may be the case. A civilian junta is in place when in response to grave pressures, an elected ruler, acting in concert and conspiracy with the ranking military echelons, cedes actual and virtual power to the armed forces in order to retain his office and for as long as possible. For such a man, ruling from an armoured car may be preferable to yielding power to opposition elements,

    It is a very dangerous combination of delusion of grandeur and power psychosis. Africans are more accustomed to the phenomenon of civilian despotism, a situation in which an authoritarian ruler and strongman gathers all the reins of power, particularly the military and security forces, to unleash untrammeled autocracy on the nation . The clearest and classic example of civilian despotism in Nigeria’s post-independence history was the eight-year rule of General Olusegun Obasanjo.

    In post-colonial Africa, these authoritarian despots always come with a military or semi-military background. The list is endless: Joseph Mobutu, Siad Barre,  Omar al-Bashir, Kerekou, Mugabe, Compaore, Nguema Mbasago, Ghaddafi, Yahya Jameh, Samuel Doe, Lansane Conte, Ben Ali , Dennis Sessou Ngueso, Idi Amin Dada, Jean-Baptiste Bokassa, Eyadema and a host of others. Their sad and dismal careers speak to the impossibility of transition from the old African society to some form of political modernity without considerable national trauma and psychic injury.

    The Nigerian version of this old African drama and dilemma is as intriguing as it is fascinating. This past week, General Olusegun Obasanjo, the man who threw away the hegemony of his own party in a fit of vengeful hubris, finally blew his top and the lid off the witches brew. It was the inevitable decertification of the old sorcerer’s apprentice which may well consume the apothecary itself.

    In a publicly enacted ritual of terminal divorce suffused with dark symbolism, Obasanjo presided over the summary dismembering of his membership card of the ruling party. The presence of King Lear in this ominous drama of disinheritance cannot be discounted. The Fourth Republic was tailor-made for an Obasanjo presidency and appropriately built around his explosive personality by its military progenitors. It was an unstable coalition of contraries glued together by the pursuit of power and its privileges.

    But by tearing his membership card in such a violent and dramatic manner, Obasanjo may well presage the violent and dramatic end of the PDP or the Fourth Republic, as the case may be. Yet Nigerians must learn to separate the core import of Obasanjo’s interventions, his deep and astute reading of political currents, from the ungainly and unstatesmanlike antics. As the late General Oluleye famously noted, the Owu general is capable of the good and the bad in equal celerity.

    By comparing the endgame antics of Goodluck Jonathan to the fatal stalling and stonewalling of Laurent Gbagbo, Obasanjo might have put his finger in the heart of the matter. As we navigate dangerous and uncharted waters, this may well turn out to be an insight of genius which is not available to a classroom professor of Political Science.  But the momentous clarity of mind amidst universal confusion may yet return to haunt Obasanjo himself.

    Gbagbo was a typical professor of History who refused to learn from and internalise the lessons of history. His was the clearest example of a civilian junta, a military order with a civilian figurehead. He had come to the presidency by pure accident and the law of unintended consequences. The old Ivory Coast had been effectively partitioned by war.

    A perpetual outsider forever mumbling superannuated Marxist mumbo jumbo, Gbagbo did not belong to any of the Ivorian major power blocks. Yet with military backing, he succeeded in playing them against each other until Henri Konan Bedie removed the rug from under him in an electoral play off by aligning the dominant hegemonic block behind Alisane Quatarra.

    The rump of the old Ivorian military who could not be inconvenienced by the electorate ignored the damning verdict and swung in his favour in a final showdown. Appropriately, Laurent Gbagbo was captured in an underground bunker where he was hiding with his mistress. By then, the whole country was ablaze. Those who sow the winds must reap from the whirlwind.

    Three recent instances of the antics of a civilian junta can be seen in the overt deployment of the military in the power game among contending factions as well as the unwholesome deployment of military and security forces in determining the outcome of electoral competition. They speak to a creeping and complete militarisation of governance in what is formally (or formerly?) a democratic polity.

    First, was the flagrantly partisan intervention of the military High Command in the General Buhari certificate saga. It was clear that the military kingpins were being suborned to enter a political fray in a way that would completely compromise their neutrality and the integrity of a national institution. The army should be the last custodian of national order, not subject to the whims and caprices of transient rulership.

    Second, was the final say granted to the military echelons in the postponement of elections even in the face of contrary advice by the Council of State, the highest advisory body in the nation.  On that august council were at least four former military heads of state. Symbolism and totems of authority matter. In a democratic setting where the military is formally subordinated to civil authorities, the most civil and courteous thing for the military Brahmin  to do would have been to inform their former commanders in chief about the dire security situation necessitating a postponement.

    By formally surrendering the levers of power, authority and critical decision making to his military appointees even after the pronouncement of the Council of State, President Jonathan may have wittingly or unwittingly set in motion a chain of events which nobody can predict. More dangerous is the seed of discord this appalling indiscretion has sown among the political class.

    If it had been well thought out, the shift in the polls ought to have come with a ban or firm ceiling on political campaigning and advertisement. What is unfurling with the saturation bombardment of the airwaves and the media with Jonathan’s campaign jingles technically after elections ought to have been held and Jonathan’s deployment of federal resources for image-burnishing trips is nothing but prefabricated rigging.

    Third and even more heinous is the involvement of the military in electoral heist as seen in a recorded video that has gone global. Mum has been the word from the authorities. Even while most of the participants have acknowledged their participation, the presidency is still in denial, claiming that the whole recording was a fabrication. The outrage of Nigerians who have heard the tape and their irate commentaries in the social media and the internet count for nothing.

    Power may get away with perversities but only in the short run. Retribution often comes from totally unexpected quarters. The subsequent interview with Captain Sagir Koli, the officer who secretly taped the unholy proceeding, spoke to some fearsome counter-hegemonic rumblings within the military.

    The young man came across as fearless and a tad heedless, his body language dripping with deep contempt and venom for the political class as a whole irrespective of party affiliation. If this is the mindset of that volatile stratum of the military, then God help Nigeria in the coming months.

    How then did we come to this sorry pass? Whatever happened to Jonathan’s pan-Nigerian mandate and the huge swell of national goodwill and affection that marked his coming to power? Jonathan’s cardinal problem, it seems, stems from a fundamental incapacity to outgrow his provincial origins and antecedents. He has allowed himself to be miscued by the power sharks that captured him into confusing the advent of a nascent power formation with the arrival of a new hegemonic block. Hegemonic blocks are made of sterner and more solid stuff.

    Jonathan has frittered away a golden opportunity to lay the foundation of a modern Nigeria and to become its first truly modern president. By sheer fecklessness, he has allowed the old hegemonic blocks to claw their way back to political contention in a way that has gravely imperiled his own presidential survival.

    It is not a question of being a minority president but of sterling endowments. Julius Nyerere, Leopold Senghor and more recently Paul Kagame were all minority presidents in their respective nations. But they succeeded in fostering a visionary hegemonic class for their nations.

    Rather than building bridges across the yawning divides of a fractious and volatile nation, Jonathan, surrounded by ethnic revanchists and the traditional carrion feeders who have no sense of proportion or proprietary, began burning bridges, isolating and alienating dominant blocks and important stakeholders. A transient power formation can continue to delude itself that it’s a new revolutionary block as long as it doesn’t have to face the electorate. When the moment of truth arrives, it will learn the truth about itself.

    As it is, with Jonathan increasingly relying on force and the military knuckle and with the monsoon of multitude at General Buhari’s rallies waiting for the final word, only Nigeria’s legendary luck can prevent a coalition of altars in a way we have not seen since the sixties. Unless a way is found out of this radical lockhorns through genuine gamesmanship, the gigantic collision and the humanitarian catastrophe that will accompany it will change the demographic complexion of West Africa forever.

    It is a case of a junta and its determined hunters. The irresistible has finally come in full view of the immovable. For the first time in the history of the country, we have a civilian junta that is mortally afraid of its political and economic shadow. We also have a military High Command that dreads a ferocious backlash having been sucked into the vortex of political contention perhaps inevitably and unavoidably as a result of the political economy of fighting a dreaded insurgency. And we have their implacably determined hunters.

    It is a looming Armageddon, and no one has ever been known to be a clear winner in an apocalyptic meltdown, certainly not the host society. More often than not, and in the absence of genuine revolutionary consolidators, these things end in the mutual ruination of the contending classes. It is time for the wise people in this beleaguered nation to put on their thinking cap. No nation has been known to survive the combination of economic, political and religious upheavals.

  • The passage to Den Haag

    And whilst we are still on the subject of a looming apocalypse, we will like to use this occasion to warn those who are feverishly fanning the embers of tribal and religious animosities in this country with their hate-suffused adverts, their puerile and malignant leaflets directed against particular tribes and religions and the inane drivels of ethnic jingoism from their television and radio stations. The world has become a global village and they are taking note of the genocidal imbecilities of these outpourings by the merchants of hate and mosquitoes of political passion in our midst.

    Never in the history of political campaigns in Nigeria have things degenerated to this terrible level of ethnic and religious hate-mongering. No one seems to be exempt: from old people who ought to know better and callow youths in want of better civic training.  The avalanche of malicious ethnic categorisations and misanthropic bêtise on the internet and the social media makes one squirm in horror and grim premonition. Everyone is fair game in this campaign of base calumny, including our most revered national icons and globally acclaimed citizens. It is not a good time to be a proud Nigeria.

    It may well be that it is the return of the repressed. But more likely, it is the case of a society seized by Lilliputian leaders who try to drag everybody to their miserable level. It is good to remember that the Rwandan genocide did not begin with the assassination in a plane crash of the Hutu president. It was preceded and accompanied by hate broadcasts and lethal leaflets urging people to exterminate “nyenze”– an abominable term for humanity transformed to insects—and for tall trees to be cut down.

    Yet, it was not always like that even in Rwanda. According to Mahmood Mamdani, the notable Uganda scholar and many others, “Hutu” and “Tutsi” were becoming interchangeable economic rather than ethnic categories before disaffected lower middle class colonial interlopers arrived to recast the class divisions in their home country with the politics of ethnic identity in their conquered territory. Indeed, there was a ceremony known as “Kwahutura” which meant the shedding of “Hutuness” once the cattle holding multiplied and prosperity arrived.

    Snooper has news for those who are fanning the embers of religious, regional and tribal hatred in Nigeria. There is no hiding place for felons. Their names are being complied. When the apocalyptic meltdown arrives, they will spend a long stretch in international incarceration.

  • Waiting for Godot

    Waiting for Godot

    (A treatise on political absurdism)

    In Samuel Beckett’s modernist classic, Waiting for Godot,  waiting for the mysterious magician of salvation is a timeless and fruitless venture. Everybody knows in their heart of heart that Godot will not come. Yet they are all compelled to wait. The alternative is too bleak to contemplate, for it simply means that in a thoroughly blighted world, there is even no hope for hoping.  Things had fallen completely apart. The centre was no longer holding.

    Waiting for Godot is a deeply unoptimistic play about the human condition. It is a vision of human society rent asunder; of the universe as a moral void brimming with cosmic futility. There are no heroes, only antiheroes who have forsworn any heroic gesture. Unlike the more expansive canvas of earlier theatre, the modernist canvas of the Absurd is stripped bare. There are no rhetorical flourishes. The cast is pared down to a minimal and minimalist three who babble unintelligible nonsense.  In order to relieve the boredom and sheer ennui of waiting for Godot, the audience is compelled, like the captive victims of an ancient mariner, to make sense of utter nonsense; of relentless and unremitting fatuity.

    Samuel Beckett, together with Eugene Ionesco and Franz Kafka, could be described as the classic literary figures of the Age of Anxiety in which the values that undergirded human societies appear to have collapsed and the old God seemed to have disappeared completely. In his post-prison incarnation, Soyinka, philosophically speaking,  came very close to this frame of mind, particularly in Madmen and Specialists.

    These writers do not even pretend to offer hope to stricken humanity. According to Ionesco, everybody must lift themselves up by the bootstraps or fall into the yawning pit. Several times, it has been hinted that Godot himself is a trope for a God that had disappeared forever. There is no paddy for jungle, as they say.

    As this column never tires of explaining, there are times when literature imitates life in its haunting and unforgettable realism. But there are also times when life imitates literature in its grand fictional sweep. There is a lot about contemporary Nigerian political life to remind one of the Theatre of the Absurd.  Just as the Theatre of the Absurd mirrors a world that has gone out of joints, a world in which God has disappeared and societal values have collapsed, The Theatre of Political Absurdism  is a reflection of a society in which all the institutions girding political norms have collapsed and people are subject to the whims and caprices of individuals without the moral and intellectual capacity for leadership.

    It is a minimal and minimalist society.  Just as everything is pared down to the minimum in the Theatre of the Absurd, in the State of Political Absurdism everything is also pared down and the state is stripped of all resources including human assets. It is the age of minimal generals, minimal statesmen, minimal politicians, minimal philosophers, minimal economists and minimal clerisy. Mediocrity is magnified while real virtue comes miniaturized.

    In order not to further inflame political passions, it is important to reach beyond surface manifestations to get at the root and latent contents of contemporary political developments in Nigeria. By so doing, we may strip ourselves and a sadistic post-colonial state of any illusions about its ameliorative possibilities under current circumstances and conditions. Subsequently, we may be persuaded to come to terms with the harsh verdict that what the situation demands is radical surgery rather than cosmetic scaling.

    If we are looking for evidence of state infirmity and its attendant political pathologies, we may have to look no further than the dramatic postponement of elections by a whole and walloping six weeks. Now let us be fair to all parties concerned. Election dates are not cast in stone and marble, but only up to a point. Shifting election dates particularly when the security situation is dire and darkly portentous is the right and rational thing to do.

    But the shift ought to have been arrived at through elite consensus and an agreement by all parties involved.  What makes the current postponement most galling and odious is that it was surreptitiously effected by a faction of the contending political elite and slammed down on the nation by despotic fiat. It is akin to the referee in a boxing match physically restraining one of the combatants while sanctimoniously asking them to get on with the fight. We all know where this kind of officiating has taken the country before.

    In a truly functioning democratic set-up, it is inconceivable that a coterie of military officers and security kingpins, acting in concert with the presidency and a failed hegemonic party, could ignore the Council of State, the highest advisory organ in the nation, only to proceed to arm-twist the nation’s electoral Czar into supporting a predetermined agenda. It was a sad day for political sanity in Nigeria and a triumph for political absurdity. On this Council of State are at least four former military heads of state. If serving military hierarchs could hold their former commanders in such spiteful contempt, one must wonder what the immediate future portends.

    Readers of this column would have noticed its deep reverence and admiration for the Nigerian military, no matter its human errors of judgement and lapses of the past. Although a creation of colonial subjugation, the army is the first and last national institution standing. No efforts must be spared to save it from itself and from the current beneficiaries of institutional disorder.

    The reasons given for the postponement would have made Samuel Beckett, the master of Absurdist formulations, wince and grimace in ironic admiration. It is a litany of shameless bêtise which has brought the nation further international ridicule and global obloquy. It is not the first time the military have given a timeline for crushing the Boko Haram menace. If the military kingpins are now buoyed up by the arrival of international troops on Nigeria’s sacred and sacrosanct territory, it is an admission that the once almighty Nigerian army could no longer pass muster.

    On the objective plane, the real effect of the postponement will be to give the ruling party a momentous boost in the war of attrition with its main rival. It is the politics of exhaustion. Given its limited resources, it is difficult to see how the opposition can keep up the campaign for another four weeks with the same verve and vigour. Somebody may yet make a fatal campaign slip. The punitive physical regimen may occasion a catastrophic clanger. The dangerous interval may become a ruinous interlude as extra-constitutional forces sniff a stalemate. It is akin to shifting polling posts at the eleventh hour which could induce messianic hallucinations in a few.

    As if by some poetic justice, the stated reasons for the postponement are beginning to explode in the face of those who gave them. A week after the postponement, and going by their own logic, the security situation has worsened considerably. Only this can explain the brazen intimidation, the psychological destabilization and the military siege on the residence of main opposition leaders. Bourdillon is now synonymous with Boko Haram. It reminds one of an American general in Catch 22 who stated bluntly to his military subordinates that his major objective was not how to finish off the Japanese but how to neutralize his main military rival.

    No matter the angelic mien, the sweet boyish smiles, the dissimulating panache, the serpentine charms and base low-minded cunning, Goodluck Jonathan should know by now that except with his hard core supporters, he has exhausted his credit and stock of goodwill with most Nigerians. For a man who started out with such a huge swell of pan-Nigerian good will and affection, this is the real tragedy of his tenure. No matter what he says or does not say, he will come across as a master-dissembler, a Machiavellian zero-summer who does not give a damn about the fate of the country he owes so much.

    For veterans of what has now become a permanent struggle against evil governance in post-independence Nigeria, you can always tell when a ruler has offended the deep sensibility of Nigerians, when he has injured their sense of fairness and what is right. You always know when majority of Nigerians have crossed The Rubicon. That hour is now at hand. How many more times can the day of judgement be postponed? The answer no longer resides with the Nigerian political elite. It is now in the seething streets.

    As for Attahiru Jega, it is now most unlikely that he will finish his tenure without some tarnishing of reputation and besmirching of hard earned integrity. He will be in distinguished company. The Nigerian electoral throne is the graveyard of reputations. The stakes are so high, and when mud is thrown so hard some of it is bound to stick.  A man of Jega’s stoic and saturnine temperament would have been quietly affronted by the ferocity and velocity of the allegations hurled at him, particularly by wild old men who have no further reputation to protect.

    To be sure, there is a school of thought which holds that Jega’s languid and lackadaisical hauteur is particularly ill-suited for a job which requires constant staginess and some showmanship. This is neither here nor there. There can be no doubt that in moments of grave crisis, Jega’s  unruffled self-assurance can be quite becalming for a nation constantly on edge.

    But to appropriate Durkheim, whenever a sociological phenomenon is explained away by a psychological parameter, we can be sure that the explanation is false. The problem about our electoral system is not about the personality type of the chairman of the commission but of a background institutional crisis which will not ignore us however much we choose to ignore it. There is a touch of poetic irony to Jega’s current difficulties which ought to teach our political elite some hard lessons about the dangers of political opportunism.

    It will be recalled that Jega himself had been part of the Uwais Panel on electoral reform. It was a public inquest into the worst electoral calamity visited on the country. One of the cardinal recommendations of that panel was that the presidency should be stripped of its power to nominate and appoint the chairman of the electoral commission. The responsibility should go to a Judicial Council.

    The recommendation had hardly been submitted when Jega was appointed the chairman of the commission and he gladly accepted. It was a strategic gambit on the part of the ruling class which immediately squashed and squelched any possibility of a comprehensive electoral reform. Jega did not deem it fit to explain why he took the job against the recommendation of his own committee.

    But there will always be a return of the repressed. It is this lingering institutional hiatus that has caught up with Jega with presidential interlopers swarming and calling for his head in very humiliating circumstances even as some of his shameless professional colleagues intrigue for the same thankless job..

    We can continue to wait for Godot, but Godot will not come. This is why civilized societies give primacy to building strong and durable institutions rather than building the cult of strong, authoritarian personalities. The absence of the institutions we don’t build will eventually destroy the egoistic personalities we build.  The theatre of political absurdity is not a funny place at all. Unhappy is the nation without visionary institution builders.

  • Where are they now?

    Abi, dem transformer don kaput like dem trasformat ambassadors, as Okon once asked? Snooper is worried by the continuous absence on the internet version of this column of some of the cyber-coolies who raised the tempo of fiery exchanges in the early days. They can be an absolute pain in the neck but as the Yoruba will say,  bad boys have their own good day.  Many of these roughed up Snooper before descending on each other in the combustion of meta-commentary.

    One of the boys went as far as Snooper’s hometown trying to rake some muck about one’s paternity until he was bitten by a man-eating crab which fastened on his wretched trousers. Another who went by the history-suffused name of Afonja never saw anything good in Snooper until somebody drew his attention to the perfidious pedigree of his patronymic and he promptly declaimed true ownership. Another metamorphosed from Tata to Iska Countryman and then to something inelegantly unmentionable before folding up altogether.

    Snooper is worried that having joined Jonathan’s transformation gravy train, some of these boys might have perished in intellectual battles with state adversaries, or they might have been slain in feckless offensives against the ferocious Boko Haram. Even more worrisome is the possibility that they fell to friendly fire from other Transformation Troops on mutiny due to lack of pay. Or may be they simply went AWOL after fierce intellectual bombardment which exposed the shallowness and the superficial canard of their posturing.

    Let them get in touch if they have survived the war they foolishly started. In any case, Snooper knows of someone in Ibadan running a charity organisation for political destitutes. It is located in Adeoyo in an old warehouse belonging to an ancient newspaper. Let them ask for Baba Agbadagbudu, a.k.a  Asenibanidaro.

  • Elections as endgame

    Elections as endgame

    The odds lengthen dramatically against the Jonathan administration. With several critical pillars of political society demurring  and many major stakeholders deserting the ramparts of the faithful, the end may well be near for the biggest political rally in Africa. It is usually the case that it is the person most important to a pressing matter that is also particularly deaf to the warning rumblings.

    Yet as the PDP unravels before our eyes, it is important to keep a sense of perspective about how we got to this perilous pass where Nigeria has become an international joke and a national scandal. Even the conservative but highly respected London-based The Economist magazine has now dismissed the Jonathan administration as belonging to a “discredited party” likely to be swept off by the irresistible momentum of the opposition.

    Such has been the scale of the looting of the national patrimony, the brazenness of state larceny and the bizarre nature of in your face impunity, that the canopy of economic reform along neoliberal lines which made the Jonathan administration and its much hyped hustler economists very attractive to their metropolitan patrons has now collapsed. Like devils on the cross, these Breton Wood attack traders have now started noisily quarrelling among themselves.

    When elite consensus breaks down this irretrievably and in so fundamental a manner that it questions the political, intellectual and spiritual competence of the ruling class all at once, it means that there is a fundamental disagreement about the sitting arrangement in the dining hall and about who gets what and at what time. Fortunately or unfortunately, the rupture of elite relations gives the rumbling multitude a window of opportunity to forcibly disrupt the entire proceedings. From that point on, the resolution of the crisis is no longer an entirely elite driven affair.

    Goodluck Jonathan may have a point. Allowing the Niger-Delta militants to dip their hands into the national trough is a crude but telling means of pressing for immediate relief and righting a historic wrong. But by so doing, he externalizes an internal elite conflict in such a way that the elite become structurally impotent to deal with the crisis. Wise rulers always weigh both the long term and short term consequences of their action.

    At three critical intersections in Nigeria’s post-independence existence, the masses have risen in a way that has threatened the fundamental structure of the nation. Between 1962 and 1965, the Yoruba underlings rose with such violence and mayhem that the multiplier effects eventually overwhelmed the entire Republic. So was the case in the Second and Third Republics when perceived injustice snowballed into a national conflagration.

    But no two situations can be completely similar. In the First Republic, the absence of a potent civil society led to a direct collision of forces between an irate populace and the civil authorities in what is memorably remembered as “operation weti e”. In the Second Republic, the presence of a powerful military caste prevented a slide into anarchy and descent into ungovernable chaos.

    In The Third Republic, an emergent and virile civil society cadre acted as a powerful countervailing force which prevented an enraged populace from coming into direct collision with the military authorities. In the Fourth Republic, this modulating civil society has largely disappeared having been compromised into historical oblivion as a result of its own shenanigans.

    In a sense, then, the Third Republic can be regarded as the golden age of age of Nigerian generals, both serving as well as retired and the last snapshot of a military plutocracy just as it began its inevitable descent into decline and historic irrelevance. It acted with considerable professional concert in eventually arresting the political chicaneries of General Babangida. But by then it had already shot itself in the foot.

    With the Fourth Republic, we are witnessing the whirlwind with the rise of an irregular army which threatens and humiliates the regular army such as we have seen with the Boko Haram insurgents as well as the empowerment of an outlaw band of ruffians and riffraff from the fringes of the society who now cock a snook at the old general caste.

    Witness for example, General Theophilus Danjuma’s recent fulminations and the swift countermand by a whole gaggle of  Niger Delta  “generals”. If this was unthinkable in the eighties and nineties, then we must come to terms with the fact that we have arrived at an interesting conjuncture. A throne, as Napoleon once acidly noted, is only a bench covered with damask.

    As things stand in the Fourth Republic, we might as well be witnessing the passing of an elephant. In Africa, it is said that the death of an elephant is an occasion to witness all manner of knives in action. By this time next week, or the next few weeks as may be contrived by the shifting of polling posts, the political landscape of the nation would have altered perhaps forever.  Having received an electoral shellacking in the hands of an angry and bitter populace, Jonathan could have become a lame duck ruler critically hobbled by loss and lack of popular acceptance for the remaining part of his tenure.

    But if President Jonathan wins against the run of play, the upset victory is likely to upset the entire applecart, triggering off in the process a chain of reactions which is likely to end the Fourth Republic. In a polity dominated by the centrifugal forces of religion, region and tribe, no Head of state can survive for long without substantial elite approval. If on the other hand, the APC wins, the ascendancy of opposition elements may serve as an elixir prolonging the lifespan of the Fourth Republic. For the nation to survive, the PDP will have to die and be reinvented in a manner of speaking.

    The critical choice before Nigerians could not have been starker and more profoundly paradoxical. It is either regime change and the survival of the Fourth Republic or regime survival in a short run and the ultimate destruction of republic and the democratic process. Under the PDP, the shrine of Baal has exhausted its deadly propitiatory cocktail of bribery, blackmail, assassinations, electoral witchcraft, kleptocracy and other brazen crimes against humanity. Only a party that truly believes it would rule forever could have committed such heists without batting an eye. Now the chicks have come home to roost.

    Never in the history of Nigeria has a federal election occasioned such rancor, nastiness and bitterness as we are currently witnessing. The stakes must be very high indeed. Yet there is not much difference in ideology and political outlook between the two major parties. The two are right of centre political machines poised and primed to capture power in civil contests which are wars by any other means. The hierarchy of both parties is brimming with political transvestites and other humongous hybrids who would be at home even in hell as long as opportunities abound. Asking for the ideology of such people is like asking for the driving license of an international smuggler.

    Although the APC is more creative and pro-people, both parties tend to build from the top down to the bottom in a startling reversal of the normal order of human association. If the Nigerian people eventually decide to cast their vote overwhelmingly for APC, it is not because they hold it in special affection or regard but because they have come to the conclusion that a vote for APC is the most rational and expeditious way of seeing off the much hated and much contemned PDP.

    But as if we have stated so often in this column, elite consensus cannot be built on election day or by some vainglorious pacts of friendship and fraternity publicly enacted as a pay as you go spectacle just before elections. Successful elections are products and outcomes of a priori elite consensus and pacted negotiations. Such consensus involves a play of social signifiers across rigid binary divisions; a political gamesmanship which does not recognize Maginot and Siegfried lines in politics.

    As we have seen so often in post-colonial politics, elections are won and lost before actual elections. More often than not, the electoral winner is not the political victor. In 1993, Abiola won a presidential election but was prevented from claiming his political laurel and done to death to the bargain. But 2015 is not 1993. In 1993, despite the heroic stirring of civil and political society, the balance of force remained with the military oligarchy. Despite being historically exhausted, they were still able to dictate the pace and the eventual pact.

    In 2015, 1993 looks so distant and remote. The power equation has changed. There are new kids in the coliseum. Having lost its old vitality and institutional charisma, the military has become a poor shadow of its former self. But something else has happened in the intervening sixteen years between the end of formal military rule and the reenactment of civil rule. It is the rise and decline of the PDP.

    The PDP is a victim of its own success and excesses. Conceived by its military and civilian progenitors as a pan-Nigerian mega-party, the PDP at the height of its power and grandeur was arguably the most formidable political cartel in the history of Africa, with its machine greased and oiled by billions of petro-dollars. So successful and all-conquering was this post-amalgamation amalgam that the fear of many was that Nigeria has become a virtual one-party state.

    But in a moment of hubris and power disorientation, the PDP handed the reins of its ascendancy to a political and power neophyte who in turn swiftly surrendered himself to the political and power neophytes who have seized the reins of dominancy in his ethnic formation but are visually incapable of seeing the bigger picture in a multi-national nation roiling with momentous contradictions. The result is the catastrophe that faces the nation.

    How anybody could have made the elementary political miscalculation of handing over such vast powers to an untested and untutored Goodluck Jonathan remains one of the mysteries of collective political suicide in African history. But it speaks to the limits and limitations of power pragmatism, particularly the fact that organized conspiracies to capture power are also vulnerable to the power of other conspiracies.

    For now, the PDP is down and out for the full count. If Nigeria’s legendary luck permits, it will disappear quietly in other to live and fight another day. If not things will turn nasty and scary. But if the APC does not want to be seen as just another more glamorous and attractive version of the PDP, it will have to look for ways of infusing its ethos with an emancipatory project meant for the amelioration of the terrible condition of Nigeria’s toiling people, irrespective of religion, region and ethnic classification.

    Second, if it comes to power, the APC must profit from the tragedy of the PDP. Despite the razzmatazz of being a big umbrella for all Nigerians, the largest party in Africa had a very narrow social base for the recruitment of leadership cadre, hence its startling inability to appropriate the vast range of vibrant and visionary expertise available in Nigeria.

    Under Jonathan’s insular provincialism,  the base shrunk further until it began to look like a narrow ethnic or  creek camarilla. To make a dent, the APC must move to broaden its leadership recruitment base. Luckily for the parties, there are some of its leaders who have demonstrated in the past a capacity to look for leadership materials beyond the narrow base of party affiliations. But such idiosyncratic hunches must now be structured and finessed into a Strategic Intervention Pool.

    Nigeria is on the cusp of momentous events and it is good to be a witness to a year when decades may happen. Over to you then, Attahiru Jega—and that is whenever.