Category: Tatalo Alamu

  • 1983, 1993 and 2023 revisited

    1983, 1993 and 2023 revisited

    The Nigerian political class is not asking itself the correct questions about the unimaginable level of mutual distrust, hatred and ethnic baiting that pervades the land at this moment. Like many of our compatriots who find all this particularly unsettling and disorienting, one can also seek refuge in the promiscuous optimism of all those who believe that it will soon pass, that all the venom will dissipate once a new political order is in place and happy days have returned to this unhappy land.

    One does not have to be a political astrologer to know that this is unlikely to be. Only the savant can determine the nature of the pregnancy a snail is carrying by mere looking at the shell. Never in the history of federal elections in contemporary Nigeria has there been so much rancor, mutual hostility and hate-mongering in the land. The universal acrimony cannot be reduced to the current dispensation. All the past sins of omission and commission appear to be coming to a head in a perfect storm.

    It is sad to note that the dystopia has reached the Nigeria diaspora. All the virtues of human warmth, generosity and compassion for which Nigerians abroad are known are dissolving in a bonfire of political acrimonies. You cannot blame many of these people. Some of them have invested in the Nigerian dream and in the exceptionality of the greatest concierge of the Black universe. But it has turned out a roiling nightmare.

    Yours sincerely experienced a glimmer of the apocalypse to come last week in a beautiful suburb of Philadelphia. My host and friend, a great Nigerian patriot with whom one had marched side by side during the glorious days of NADECO and the struggle against military despotism in Nigeria, has lost total faith in Nigeria’s viability as a nation and was now part of a group adamantly committed to the exit of the Yoruba people from the ruinous conglomeration of traumatised nationalities.

    A notable medical practitioner who had invested his time, energy, hopes and immense resources in Nigeria, our man was no longer ready for any special pleas or alibis for the nation. According to him, he has written off his vast investments in the nation as collateral damage. And should in case my numbskull was not absorbing the disturbing information fast enough, he had asked one the rhetorical question whether it had not occurred to one that he had kept away from these shores in the last six years.

    In the afternoon of the second day, my host informed me that he was heading to his study for a zoom meeting of like-minded Yoruba nationalists which could last about five hours. And it did. At some point, news filtered to the august gathering that yours sincerely was lurking somewhere around. In personal recognizance one was ushered to the study to say a brief hello to the gathering of Yoruba luminaries from all over North America and Europe and then summarily banished like a naughty child.

    Wearing a benign scowl, my friend later told me that it was important and necessary to preclude me from the deliberations since I was returning to Nigeria. At that rate, it was beginning to look likely that our next meeting may take place in his garage or the nearest Walmart. Our people are taking fixed positions in the trenches of ethnic hostilities. Such has been the degree of the mismanagement of the ethnic diversity in the nation which has reached its apogee in the last seven years.

    In the light of the foregoing and before going forward, we can summarize the crisis bedeviling the country into three major aspects. First is the deepening economic immiseration of the Nigerian people in the last forty years and the advent of a generation that has known nothing but poverty and biblical squalor. A poor and deprived people are the ultimate nightmare of the social and political engineer.

    Second, is the intensification and deepening of the National Question, particularly since the Orkar coup of April, 22nd, 1990 and the annulment of the freest and fairest presidential election in the annals of the nation and the martyrdom of its winner. This simmering cocktail of ethnic resentments has now been further compounded by the wanton ethnic gaming of the last seven years which has made genuine elite consensus a virtual impossibility.

    Finally, the demographic shift in favour of the youth of the nation has rendered precarious the possibility of electoral engineering along the old lines of the electorate voting and the selectorate selecting. It has also rendered electorally impotent the grim premonitory hectoring and occultic grandstanding of a particular brand of sub-national politics. The result is a vast youthful population that is unable to make hay in terms of electoral ascendancy but which is capable of great disruptive possibilities.

    This multi-dimensional crisis is bound to impact on the elections in a way that has not been thought possible in earlier generations. We are already beginning to see some of the manifestations in the hate-filled discourses in the social media, the irrational threats, the wanton vandalization of INEC property and the grotesque scare-mongering among the political elite.

    It is now appropriate to broach the main thesis of this intervention. All political struggles take place under an ideological occlusion. An ideological occlusion is the political equivalent of a complete eclipse. Such usually is the intensity of the besetting fog that true goals are hidden from true intentions; the real trophy is hidden in a dandelion of thorns; enemies embrace bitter foes and long-term allies could no longer recognize each other.

    By the time the smoke clears and after the walking wounded have been separated from the quick and dead, it will be obvious that what has been won is not what has been fought for and lost. It will then be left to others to resume the struggle in a fresh format which in reality is a mere reframing of the old order of battle. This is how history proceeds with much cunning and in a manner that seems to pass all human understanding.

    Within the theoretical thrust of the thesis adumbrated above and the political sketch that follows, it is possible to make a few intelligent guesses and deductions in order to make a rational choice between heroic pragmatism and visionary idealism within the limited and constricted choices imposed on Nigerians by structural contingencies and the post-military polity.

    In 1983 having been adjudged the loser in a presidential poll widely believed to have been heavily compromised and generally flawed, Chief Obafemi Awolowo held a press conference in which he bade both democracy and politics in Nigeria a mournful goodbye. He added the clincher that if Nigeria needed his services, they knew where to find him. For those who can read between the lines, it was a vote of no confidence in democracy as practiced in Nigeria.

    It will be recalled that in 1978, a few hours after the military government announced the lifting of the ban on political activities in the country, Chief Awolowo also announced the formation of a new political party and commenced open, country-wide consultations. Now five years after, the Ikenne titan appeared to have had enough, having been subjected to the most unimaginable political torture and psychological ordeal all in a bid to salvage the country.

    The military overlords of Nigeria were lurking in the background and watching political developments with more than a keen interest. If they were truly interested in democracy, they knew how the elections were rigged and how the system was badly compromised. Military intelligence was dutifully compiling the record of electoral shenanigans. And they knew what to do.

    But unknown to Nigerians at that point in time and even more widely unknown to the political actors and gladiators dueling unto death on the field, the Nigerian military hierarchs had virtually concluded plans to impose a military dominion on the nation to last an epoch. General Mohammadu Buhari, the founding Fuhrer of this new military Reich, viewed the political class with such contempt and hostility that he did not deem it necessary to table a new political order throughout his tenure.

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    But ten years after in 1993 against a background of accelerating economic misfortune, escalating political disorder, institutionalized corruption and a widespread climate of insecurity, the entire country appeared to be up in arms against military rule. Military messianism has turned out a pious fraud on all fronts. The bursting and burgeoning Nigeria youth populace was becoming increasingly restive. An inevitable confrontation was shaping up inside and outside the barracks.

    Acutely aware of the prevailing balance of force and a military establishment that had become the proverbial bull in a china store, the overwhelming majority of Nigerians, particularly his Yoruba compatriots, queued behind MKO Abiola, the business mogul and philanthropist. He was not the best candidate and neither was he the most qualified. Like a perennially off-message prodigal son, he had been caught several times infringing against the common weal and the political fortune of his people.

    Ten years earlier in 1983, his first wife had contested a senatorial seat against the far more popular UPN candidate and was resoundingly trounced. But at that point in time, the Yoruba people and majority of Nigerians saw him as their best choice to get the military off their back. Just as he was a product of military culture, he was also a product of Yoruba culture. He had cut many deals with the military before. One more political deal to get his friends back to base should not be too hard.

    In the event, it was to prove a bridge too far. Abiola not only lost his mandate, he was to lose his life in the ensuing political conflagration. As it turned out, the military might have lost its messianic posturing but not its appetite for power. General Abacha insisted that it was his turn at the till even if the country were to be reduced to smithereens. Once again, it was not what was fought for that was to become the extant reality.

    After five years of low intensity warfare, a humbled, disorganized and demoralized military establishment was forced to eat the humble pie but not before mustering enough might to impose one of its own on the nation. It was a facsimile of the original copy. Once again, the Yoruba political establishment demurred but was briskly overwhelmed by sheer military and economic muscle. Again, the hard political reality was different from the rosy dreams of political idealism.

    Almost thirty years after the June 12 debacle, a similar political conjuncture is unfolding before Nigerians with another Yoruba son as leading protagonist. Unlike thirty years ago, the current atmosphere is soiled and sullied by widespread economic indignation, unresolved aspects of the National Question, worsening ethnic polarization and the arrogant manipulation of national fault-lines.

    But let us get our political bearing right. The main issue before the nation is how to bring back inter-ethnic harmony and intra-elite conciliation which is a sine qua non for political stability and economic development. The second is how to restore the nation to the path of economic modernity which must involve economic prudence and zero tolerance for corruption. The third is how to restore religious equilibrium to the polity.

    As the preferred candidate of the actually ruling group, Tinubu , warts and all, is the candidate to beat. Like Abiola before him, he has used his economic might to build pan-Nigerian bridges and to foster intricate elite alliances. It is a tad short of a pan-Nigerian elite consensus but it will stand him in good stead if he manages to avoid the lure of hubris and premature triumphalism in the coming weeks.

    Unlike Abiola who was regarded as an economic mammoth but a political mouse, Tinubu is a political pachyderm, a formidable poker player who has acquired equally formidable foes both within and outside his ethnic redoubt. But in the statutory political jungle that Nigeria has become, there is no room left for political idealism.

    In the sullied and muddied environ, the wager is that Tinubu’s people are likely to file behind him as the game progresses. That is the way of his people. It is the way of nationalities perpetually under siege. Those who cited Abiola’s earlier political infractions and dubieties as justification for working against him in the June 12 imbroglio are still subject of excommunication and political exclusion in the land.

  • And now the Bavarian barbarians

    And now the Bavarian barbarians

    Just as this column was being put to bed, the report came of an attempted coup by some rogue far right elements in the strongly democratic and very progressive Federal Republic of Germany. The apparently well-heeled plot which was already at an advanced stage before security forces pounced on the plotters involved the arrest and summary execution of the German Chancellor, Olaf Scholz. There were eleven others on the hit list. Scholz would have been supplanted by a seventy one year old provincial prince.

    In the Germany of the twenty first century? Anybody can be forgiven for thinking that this is the stuff outlandish drama or some outstandingly imaginative fiction. But it is the truth. Not since Adolf Hitler’s infamous Beer Hall Putsch in November 1923 has there been such a witless and cack-handed attempt at unseating a highly regarded government.

    It will be recalled that in the aforesaid coup attempt, while Hitler took to his heels at the approach of security forces, General Erich Ludendorff walked through the hail of bullets as if he was taking an early morning stroll. Almost a century after, Germany is embroiled in another farcical coup attempt.

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    Readers of this column will recall that only last week, we broached the issue of why certain Northern European countries, particularly Britain, France and Holland, were able to withstand the fatal attraction of fascism as a result of strong institutional mooring while Italy, Germany and Spain were unable to. Germany was in fact the last of the big European states to evolve into a coherent nation-state.

    There will always be a return of the repressed. It can be seen in Germany’s history of brutal colonization in Africa and two ferocious world wars of the last century. As the great psychoanalysts have taught us, in every human society there is always a steep political unconscious which is the murky realm of childlike fantasies and murderous daydreaming. This is where superior reality has banished its recalcitrant alter ego. But it pops out occasionally. Welcome to the Bavarian barbarians once again.

     

  • High drama as Okon is arraigned

    High drama as Okon is arraigned

    Since Okon has been released on police bail to face trial for affray and battery and conduct prejudicial to public order, the house has been swarming with serial bootleggers, from Jamestown, drunken well-wishers and other colourful crooks from the creeks. One of these is a crazy old fellow clad in snow white suit who claimed to be a former officer of the Imperial Navy and who insisted that snooper must make him a good cup of Ceylonese tea every morning. When he was informed that snooper was actually Okon’s boss, the old bugger shrieked in Queen’s English: “Landlubber, get out of my mooring or I’ll torpedo your mother!!”

    On the D-Day, the court was swarming with noisy wannabes and smelling of antique perfumes from a Portuguese shipwreck. Dressed like an old sailor, Okon was brimming with mischief and radiant with irreverent pluck. By some miracle, the mad boy had smuggled a giant disused battery from a cannibalised jet into the courtroom as a principal exhibit. The fireworks began immediately the charges were read to the crazy one.

    “That you Okon Anthony Okon is committed for battery and affray and for conduct prejudicial to public order. On Thursday, the….”

    “ Point of incorrection”, Okon screamed, pointing at the battery. “How you fit charge me for battery when I get dem  Obonge battery? Okon no dey steal battery at all at all. And I no dey afraid of nothing. Ten Yoruba wrestlers no fit challenge Okon. And I don tell una say I no be conductor. Okon be houseboy and him /Oga dey court.”

    “ I see”, the lady magistrate began with demure elegance and bemusement. “I think I know this troublemaker. Mister man, have you ever been up before me?”.

    “My sister, how I fit answer dat kind question when we no dey sleep together?” Okon demanded with an irreverent smile. “If to say we dey bed together, I fit sabi when una dey wake. But sha for Lagos I wake up for six and for Calabar I wake up for 2 p.m”

    “Stupid man”, the magistrate snapped, losing her cool. “I mean whether you have come before me”.

    “Egweee!!! See man see trouble ooo”, Okon began with a subversive frown. “As I no dey hammer you, how I fit know dat one? I don ask una before whether you be dem Yoruba woman I dey see for Aguda”

    “Idiot”, the lady magistrate spat as she lost her cool and the entire court dissolved into laughter and wild cat calls. The shout of “order! order!” rent the entire court room.

    “You see now, the last time dem say make we order like dat in court and I say make dem give me  Apu and 404 dem police say I be stupid man”, Okon lamented bitterly, fuelling more caterwauling in court.

    The magistrate seemed to have had enough. She began packing her papers. “The accused person is hereby remanded in custody until the next hearing”, she shouted amidst the inglorious din.

    “Haba wetin be dat one now?  So Okon no go home and Okon no go jail? Which kind acting palaver be dat? Na dem Jonathan Badluck be dat”, Okon protested.

    “Just shut up” the poor woman screamed.

    “How about dem feeding arrangement?” Okon demanded as the lady retreated to her chambers.

    “Idiot”.

    “Wey dem Falana and dem woman rights lawyer now?” Okon snarled as he was being led away. “If to say Gani no kaput he for done scatter dem yeye court by now. Abi na becos Okon be Efik boy? Dem yeye Yoruba lawyers, wey dem dey now?”

  • The crematorium of intellectuals: Two exemplary paradigms

    The crematorium of intellectuals: Two exemplary paradigms

    The death of Olu Adegboro a few weeks back and the iconic Dr Seinde Arigbede shortly thereafter has drawn attention once again to the plight of intellectuals and men of ideas in the postcolonial crematorium. In the case of the celebrated singing doctor, he was every inch the nearest incarnation of a Renaissance man.

    Through music, singing, dancing, acting and cutting edge medical research, Arigbede had sought to energize and galvanize his society towards a more productive and redemptive ethos. When compelling failure appeared on the horizon, he was not the one to put up with such nonsense. He had decided to live and act out his dream in the bucolic and pristine environment of Oogi, in Osun State. Rather than put up with banal reality, the entrancing thespian went native.

    Adegboro, in his own case, had sought to change the fortunes of his country through student union activity, locally as a union leader at the then University of Ife and more spectacularly as a president of NUNS, the old umbrella union of Nigerian students. It must be recalled that his younger brother, Banji, took to the same beat and became an influential student leader at the University of Ibadan. He was later to die in a car crash.

    It is to be noted that in the perpetual struggle between the forces of political freedom and economic advancement on one hand and the forces of reaction and retrogression on the other, intellectuals are always an endangered species and prime candidates of state oppression.

    Yet this has not always been the case in traditional African societies before the colonial irruption. These pre-colonial societies bubbled and bustled with traditional intellectuals:  bards, griots, musicians and poets, who served as organic philosophers, historians, repositories of societal values, in short they were ideological accessories of the old state that also acted as barometers for gauging the health of the society and its political stability.

    The destruction of the old traditional system of governance engendered a fierce power struggle among the new social forces unleashed by colonization. The imperative of a new order compelled the colonialists to empower the new ruling classes their rule had spawned. Consequently, intellectuals as a group became a subordinated subclass of the new ruling group.

    In the rare and unusual case where intellectuals come to dominance and political supremacy in postcolonial Africa, such as Leopold Senghor’s Senegal, Julius Nyerere’s Tanzania, Nelson Mandela’s South Africa and Sam Nujoma’s Namibia, you had a measure of political liberalization and the unfettered flowering of political expression. In Dakar, the widest and longest boulevard is named after the country’s iconic intellectual hero, Cheikh Anta Diop.

    But when repressive military and civilian hordes take over in many African countries intellectuals have their worst nightmares such as happened in Nigeria under General Abacha, Central African Republic under Jean-Bedel Bokassa, Uganda under Idi Amin, Ethiopia under Mengitsu, Togo under Eyadema, old Congo under Mobutu, Cameroons under Paul Biya, Gambia under Yahya Jammeh, Burkina Faso under Blaise Compaore  and more recently in Guinea under Dadis Camara. Famously, Idi Amin was said to have noted that while he could guarantee freedom of speech, he could not guarantee freedom after speech.

    It must however be restated that freedom-hating tyrants are not the exclusive preserve of postcolonial Africa. It is always a function of how the contradictions that tug at the underbelly of human societies as they negotiate their path and passage to modernity shape up.

    As we have seen with early twentieth century Europe, where a society and its political elite embrace ultranationalist mobilization otherwise known as fascism as a way of evading the contradictions of capitalist modernity, despotic tyrants must be thrown up to manage the stress and strain.

    This was exactly what happened with the eruption of fascist movements across Europe in the third decade of the last century.  In Italy, Benito Mussolini sent Antonio Gramsci, journalist and leading thinker, to prison with the war-cry: “We must prevent this brain from thinking for twenty years!” In Spain, Frank Franco pursued and liquidated intellectuals at will for forty years.

    Hitler, who did not do things in half measures, presided over the pogrom of intellectuals and their exodus from Germany. Walter Benjamin, the iconic left-wing intellectual, Rabbinic scholar and philosopher committed suicide at the Spanish border when his papers were rejected. He was fleeing the scourge of Nazism.

    It must however be noted that many European countries, particularly Britain, France, Holland and the Scandinavian countries, whose evolutionary trajectory was different from Southern Europe and whose political elite embraced a different political philosophy were able to withstand the onslaught of fascism. In Britain, Oswald Mosley, the leader of the fledging fascist movement, was detained in the public order.

    In France, De Gaulle, a military statesman and intellectual of no mean repute himself, went out of his way to cultivate writers and intellectuals. The great writer, publicist and war hero ,Andre Malraux, was his closest political confidante and collaborator.  The man of action who was also a gifted writer was the perfect foil for the man of letters who was also a man of steel.

    When De Gaulle was asked to put Jean-Paul Sartre away as a public nuisance, De Gaulle retorted that he could never contemplate such a thing because Sartre was also France. Great soldier-statesman and great intellectual cordially disliked each other but they also knew that they both represented different aspects of their nation’s exceptionality.

    It must be seen from this brief excursion into history that ideas not only rule the world, they also shape the evolution of individual nations. The lesson for a nation like Nigeria is that ideas and knowledge production rule the world. Consequently, the more we try to ignore ideas and their purveyors, the harder they keep thumping us in the face.

    As the presidential duel in Nigeria stalemates into a deadly dogfight, rancor and ethnic baiting, one cannot but lament the paucity of transformative ideas to illuminate our path. The central crisis of nation-building in Nigeria is the crisis of knowledge production.

    The crisis in our system in all its multi-dimensionality affects and paralyses everything else. It explains our inability to produce a political organogram that will lift the country from the trough of bitterness and polarization; our inability to come up with economic ideas that will genuinely lift millions of our people from the dungeon of depression and finally it speaks to the virtual collapse of our educational system after years of pretenses by those at the helm of affairs.

    After years of pretending to lift millions of Nigerians out of the poverty trap, the federal government, in its last gasp, is now blaming the state governments for the deepening immiseration and biblical squalor in the land. Whatever happened to the certitude and bravura with which the original promise was made that millions would soon be economically liberated?

    Only the deep can call to the deep. One must pity and sympathize with any government that is going to inherit this economic fiasco. In addition to functioning universities, private individuals must come up with institutes, think-tanks and organizations that will throw up the right ideas about how to resuscitate our polity and economic system.

    This was the gap people like Olu Adegboro and Seinde Arigbede sought to bridge and the lacuna they tried to fill before they were overwhelmed. The man of ideas in a postcolonial polity dominated by anti-intellectual sub-classes is a political orphan.  His reward range from exclusion, humiliation, exile or actual death when all else fails.

    Before age and bitter experience mellowed him down, Olu Adegboro’s romantic idealism about changing the society for the better led him to consider a career in the military after graduation. Up till that point in time, the military were considered a fine breed of patriots destined to rescue the country from the morass of economic quagmire and political instability.

    Alas, it turned out a damp squib and Olu himself almost came a sad cropper. Having viewed the military with rose-tinted glasses from the outside, the encounter with actual reality in all the harshly regimented ethos was a bridge too far. Only a divine reprieve saved him from what could have been a life-threatening fiasco. For a proud son of Oyemekun land, it was a humiliating debacle and Olu was forced to leave the army in distressing circumstances. It left a permanent scar.

    Having beaten a retreat from the notion of the military as a messianic institution, Olu’s approach to politics was marked by a gingerliness and tentativeness which betrayed the depths of uncertainties and doubts about the pursuit of politics as an ameliorative profession in Nigeria. Perhaps this explains why he never made much of his later day career as a politician.  The fire of yore was gone forever from the illustrious student union activist. In its place was a prematurely sagging old man, shuffling and shambling towards the darkening evening of existence.

    Perhaps we must close with one particularly distressing episode which signposts the great irrational dynamics of postcolonial politics and the tragic consequences of its political and ideological rollercoaster.

    Sometimes in 1973 at the premises of Premier Hotel in Ibadan Olu Adegboro was physically roughed up by Tunde Agunbiade, the then president of the Ife Students’ Union for daring to insult Chief Obafemi Awolowo . Agunbiade , a veteran Action Group youth activist of the E Stand by school of proactive violence,  had made it to the university as an adult student. Although normally affable and easy going with his provincial bravura, he took no political hostage.

    Exactly ten years after in 1983, Agunbiade was pounced upon on the street of Akure by an irate mob as he began openly jubilating about Omoboriowo’s purported victory in the Ondo state gubernatorial election. He was summarily beheaded and his head paraded as a political trophy. This is what happens when a political elite surrenders its responsibility to a rampaging mob.  May the soul of the departed rest in peace.

  • Political theatre in Nigeria

    Political theatre in Nigeria

    By Tatalo Alamu

    How is the senator this morning?

    Oh, alienated as usual

    From the book, An American Melodrama by Lewis Chester, Godfrey Hodgson and Bruce Page

    How is the presidential campaign faring in Nigeria? To what is extent is the conduct of the leading candidates a fair and accurate reflection of the state of the nation and the health and robustness of its major political institutions? In fraught postcolonial societies riven by ethnic, cultural and religious polarities, elections are grand and elaborate national rituals of renewal and reinvention which often prevent the various factions of the ruling class from coming to blows or going to war.

    When they are well managed and the rituals obeyed to the letter, they help to mask the national contradictions in such a way that the nation achieves the measure of stability and critical consensus necessary for growth and development. In other words, this illusion of order and stability is needed to project the order of illusion and stability. This is the case with even the most advanced democracies in the world where ritualized appearance is as important- if not more important- than actual reality itself.

    But when something goes wrong either with the preparations, the detailed rituals or in the actual conduct of the elections themselves, the entire process becomes part of the subsisting national contradictions, a casualty of what is known as the National Question. The state of the nation is then blamed by adamant critics on its inchoate and incoherent state and its inability to congeal and cohere into true and organic nationhood.

    What this means in practical terms is that the ruling classes have not been able to rise above their local habitus or the discursive formation that threw them up. As it has happened in so many countries should sanity not be immediately restored, the entire nation stands the chance of dissolving into apocalyptic chaos or terminal disorder.

    In Kenya in 2007, the struggle for hegemonic domination between the two majority ethnic groups of Gikiyu and Luo degenerated into a brief civil war. As soon as their leadership came to some form of political accommodation and cohabitation, the conflict disappeared. In Nigeria in 2011, elite dispute about electoral outcome led to widespread bloodshed in the north. When it dawned that reinforcement was not forthcoming, the protests petered out.

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    The history of modern Nigeria and its political evolution is marked by violence and widespread breakdown of law and order arising from elite contestation of electoral outcome. Widespread rigging and electoral skullduggery led directly to the termination of the Second Republic at the tail end of December 1983 while the annulment of the June 12 1993 presidential election lead to the termination in vitro of the putative Third Republic. Earlier in the same country, rigged elections in 1964 and 1965 led to a military mutiny followed by a formal coup and eventually a civil war.

    But the political elites of modern day Rwanda and Burundi were not so lucky, or to put it with forthright brutality, they could not escape the consequences of fanning the embers of ethnic hatred. The political Pandora Box left behind by their colonial overlords finally exploded into a genocidal maelstrom in the two countries which has left in its wake a scarred and traumatised populace.

    However if it is of any benefit or comfort, it bears observing that not even the most democratically advanced nations in the world are exempt from political snafus arising from electoral manipulation. It is how they manage and mediate these shenanigans that stand them out as  exemplars of modern democracy.

    Even then, the entire system sometimes creaks with tension and dark foreboding when it falls under the hammer of a Donald Trump and his barely disguised attempt to crash the whole order or put it to a prolonged siege. The good thing about the American presidential system and western democracies is that they retain enough inbuilt resilience and residual sinews to withstand any threat and survive tensions.

    The opening quote above is from a remarkable chronicle of the 1968 American presidential election with the title, An American Melodrama. It was written by the well-accomplished trio of British journalists named above and it is now considered a classic of its genre. It has been observed that it sometimes takes outsiders with a sympathetic flair to gain penetrating insights into the powerful dynamics that propels a particular country in a particular direction and at a particular point in time.

    The 1968 presidential election was one of the most consequential in American history. America had found itself sucked into a needless war in Indo China with Vietnam as the eye of the storm and the campaign was not going well. Heckled, henpecked and harried out of his wits, the sitting president, Lyndon Baines Johnson, a proud, testy and irascible Texan, had suddenly announced his withdrawal, leaving the field to a motley crowd of presidential wannabes.

    It was the year Robert Kennedy, the scion of the nearest American family to a political dynasty, was brought down by a lunatic right wing loner of Jordanian extraction known as Sirhan Sirhan. It was five years after his brother, President John F. Kennedy, was assassinated in Dallas. Everything that could go wrong was going wrong for the most powerful country the world has seen and with a rampart and resurgent Soviet Union sponsoring revolutions and insurgences all over the world America seemed to have its back to the wall.

    The authors of An American Melodrama limned and mined the political anxieties and brusque uncertainties of the moment with resounding aplomb and the outstanding clarity of mind that comes with vast knowledge and sober objectivity.

    By situating the drama against the wider canvas of American history and the storied evolution of its modern institutions they were able to demonstrate that while what was going on may be unique in their particularities and personalities, it was not an aberration. American history had always been filled with colourful personalities and even more colourful events.

    In a curious twist of events and fortune, Richard Nixon, aka Tricky Dick, who had been trounced by John Kennedy in the race for the White House, had suddenly materialized as a leading candidate for the Republican Party nomination. A few years earlier in 1962, the selfsame Nixon had bidden the nation a teary farewell vowing that his tormentors would not have him to be kicked around any longer. This was after losing the California gubernatorial nomination to a less fancied opponent.

    But six years later in a dramatic feat of political resurrection, there was Nixon leading the Republican charge and threatening to go all the way to the White House which he did only to be eventually felled by the Watergate scandal in 1975. A playwright or novelist’s imagination would be hard pressed to come up with this kind of script.

    Among the early favourites to secure the nomination of the Democratic Party in that watershed election was Eugene McCarthy, the charismatic and telegenic senator from Minnesota. Intense, cerebral, humane and wonderfully personable, he was just the kind of president America needs after the rogue, foul-mouthed Johnson who couldn’t care a hoot about niceties and political correctness.

    Many however suspected that the Minnesota senator had a weak chin and would never be able to withstand the heat in the kitchen. There was something about him that was a tad too lofty and self-absorbed to a point of narcissism. It was a long time in the century that a former star college professor won the American presidency.

    True enough to prediction the senator’s chances began to slip away with the belated entry of Robert Kennedy which seemed to have opened the real political coliseum in all its bare-knuckle savagery. As American politics often teaches us, the presidential sweepstakes is not a beauty contest. It is for those with long-distance political, economic and psychological stamina. There is always an utter predatory loneliness about the long distance runner.

    As it can be seen from the above comparative political analysis, Nigeria’s electioneering process and procedure do not lag far behind the American system. Both are driven by the same human, political and economic necessities and the urge to inflict maximum punishment on opponents and adversaries alike.

    At the moment, the American electioneering system has a distinct political advantage over Nigeria’s in terms of the quality of debates and of interactive sessions as well as the conduct and comportment of the leading candidates. As it is, the interface between the media and some of the candidates are marked by such partisan rancor and mutual hostility that one begins to wonder what might happen if they were to be left alone in the studio.

    One can then understand if one or two of the candidates have foreclosed the possibility of further interactive sessions with the media. This fiasco is a sad reflection on the state of the media in Nigeria. Many of the journalists are partisan hacks and carpet-bagging nuisance sworn to the perfidy and infamy of their patrons who have been in the trade for as long as anybody can remember.

    As things stand, many have called out the presidential campaign for its unremitting mediocrity, the unbridled campaign of calumny and character assassination, the ethnic baiting, the open resort to misinformation and deliberate dissemination of fake news with grave security implications for the nation.

    The immediate cost of what then is a sick joke or presidential campaign as a travelling theatre is that it robs the electorate of the possibility of a deep interrogation of the leading candidates on many salient issues and the opportunity to hold their feet to fire on pressing national matters. For example, it has not been possible to elaborate on their structural vision of the country beyond bald outlines and knee jerk reactions or intemperate dismissals.

    On the other side of the political spectrum are those who believe that this is what Nigeria actually deserves, that you cannot plant cassava and expect to harvest yam tubers. They contend that once Nigerians failed to resolve the pressing aspects of the National Question, once they allowed the ruling class to get away with the structural disequilibrium of the nation, certain contingences and political dysfunctionality must kick in which will prevent the emergence of competitive leadership and visionary followership of apostolic proportions.

    It must be noted that the much derided 1999 constitution is a reflection of the balance of force at play; otherwise, it would not have stood. None of the candidates ever saw the outline of the document. So is the inability of the entire political class to effect any meaningful constitutional reform in twenty three years of civilian rule.

    Consequently and as a minimalist agenda, the way out of this political conundrum is neither the undue and unwarranted optimism of those who insist that nothing is wrong with the transition programme as it is at the moment, or the dark cynicism and self-fulfilling pessimism of those who believe that once again the nation is confronted by a political transition that is dead on arrival.

    Although the passage may be dark and full of portents the way forward is to assist in a safe berth for General Buhari’s transition. This is the only way to secure the nation for radical surgery after one of the most dispiriting and depressing epochs in postcolonial Nigeria.

  • Baba Lekki stuns reporters at Okon’s investiture

    Baba Lekki stuns reporters at Okon’s investiture

    By Tatalo Alamu

    As we were crawling into bed, the full investiture of Okon Anthony Okon as the Babajiro of Yanmuyanmu took place at a colourful ceremony at Orile Yanmu on the ancient route to the old capital of Oyo Empire. Dressed in traditional regalia and adorned with the ancient Akoko  leaf, the impossible Calabar boy was quite a sight to behold. An elated and tipsy Okon took a look at snooper and yelled: “Oga, se you know say I don become your oga now?”

    An embarrassed and crestfallen snooper quickly disappeared into the crowd before the mad boy could compel his master to pay him traditional homage. God forbid this desecration and abomination. Rather than prostrating for Okon, snooper would be willing to join his ancestors. If this was what things have turned into, the country has truly gone to the dogs.

    As snooper was ruminating in humiliation, Okon suddenly mounted the rostrum to give his acceptance speech. After thanking his childhood crony, the Oniyanmu for the honour, Okon suddenly launched into a tirade against leading traditional rulers in the country for selling their souls for a mess of pottage.  Their palaces, the mad boy thundered, will be converted to museums of atrocity for future generations to behold.

    By this time, the inevitable Baba Lekki had miraculously surfaced by Okon’s side, heckling the hecklers and cheering Okon on in his social abomination. He was impressive in his native Kembe and traditional Abetiaja cap. As the stale palm wine and prohibited weeds ransacked his brains, he became more and more offensive and abusive of authority.  The crazy old man began singing in drunken revelry.

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    A moye yi je

    I wonna, I wonpapa  I wonna

    A moye yi je

    I wonna I wonpapa I wonna

    At this point, two reporters from a local newspaper approached the old man.

    “How do you see today’s investiture sir?” they asked him.

    “I don’t see nothing. This is bourgeois jiggery-pokery laced with feudal phantasmagoria”, the old man shot back in perfect English.

    “What?” the two chaps exclaimed almost at the same time. Thinking that they had a perfect copy, they quickly turned the argument into politics.

    “The senate has announced a ten percent cut in salary”, one of them noted warily.

    “I see. What is their cut? “ the old man shot back again.

    “I said ten percent sir”, noted the reporter.

    “No, no no. It doesn’t work like that. Mr Reporter, you are a fool. The question is how much cut the crooks took before agreeing to a cut in salary. They must put all the figures on the table, otherwise they are just using Abu’s money to entertain Abu”, the old man snarled with much vitriol as he began to crawl away. “By the way, I don’t want to see myself in your bourgeois rag sheet, you hear?” he screamed at the boys.

  • And a fleeting encounter with the Sultan…..

    And a fleeting encounter with the Sultan…..

    To Fountain University in Oshogbo this early morning of last Wednesday for the dedication of an impressive, thirty-two room guest lodge built in honour of the late revered jurist, Pa Bolarinwa Babalakin by his children ably led by Dr Bolanle Olawale Babalakin, aka B.O.B, lawyer and billionaire industrialist.

    There was nostalgic excitement in the air this Wednesday of early November. The weather was cool and clement. An early harmattan haze has descended on the entire landscape inducing an equable European climate. Unlike the tropical torpor and lassitude associated with rainy weather, the harmattan chill often produces an agreeable exhilaration of the spirit and heady expectations.

    This morning as one leaves the mammoth Babalakin resort in Gbongan and headed in the direction of the state capital, the birds were singing and the crickets were chirping endlessly. The acute nostrils could pick the fragrance and aromatic smell of fresh, unadulterated palm wine chilled to perfection by the cold weather. The effect on the palate of this wonderful liquor is superior to the best champagne anywhere in the world.

    The wheel of civilization may grind slowly but it grinds nevertheless. Sixty years earlier, the whole place was a massive virgin forest where people hunted rodents, antelopes and the odd warthog. Snooper was reliably informed that a huge deer could be occasionally sighted foraging at the outer perimeters of the resort.

    Since all politics is increasingly becoming local and localized, yours sincerely was decked out in the regalia and full paraphernalia of a titled chief of the area. The postcolonial intellectual has succumbed to rural reintegration and has gone completely local and probably loco to the bargain. It is only when you are in Lagos that you hide the elongated bead just in case the unruly boys decide to use it to hang one.

    One had picked a quiet spot at the back of the makeshift gallery away from the ululation and star-gazing. The chairman of the occasion was none other than his Royal Eminence, the Sultan of Sokoto, Alhaji Mohammad Sa’ad Abubakar. He had sat quietly among a retinue of aides and friends shorn of royal pomp and pageantry.

    Not having met the Sokoto caliph before, yours sincerely suddenly decided it was not a bad idea to extend cordialities. Snooper had made his way to the front in a brisk and purpose-filled manner that brooked no opposition from the posse of state honchos.

    “ Your Royal Eminence”, yours sincerely saluted the Sultan having  exchanged brisk formalities with Professor Ishaq Oloyede, the JAMB registrar.

    “Your eminence, this is…..(Name and title withheld)”, the professor offered by way of introduction to the Sultan who seemed deeply intrigued by the interloper.

    “Ho, the famous…..(Details withheld)? I read a lot of his writing.” the scion of Usmanu Dan Fodiyo noted with a deadpan visage. The former military officer is obviously a consummate power player, and a man of Spartan self-discipline to boot. Snooper has also known the revered ruler since his military days. But it would appear an impolite return serve to say so. So we allowed the ball to roll by. Here is wishing the sultan many more years on the throne of his ancestors.

  • Elite consensus in Nigeria: Prospects and problems

    Elite consensus in Nigeria: Prospects and problems

    Afenifere, the apex socio-cultural organization of the Yoruba people and one time dominant and hegemonic political force, has found itself in the biggest quandary of its storied life. The current crisis threatens its existence in such a direct and lethal manner that it makes the earlier combustions to pale into utter insignificance.

    No, no !! This is not a political obituary of Afenifere. One retains too much affection and reverence for the surviving titans of the organization to be caught conducting a coroner’s inquest into the political translation of such luminaries of the struggle. It may well be due to cultural conditioning. Actually, one had wanted to steer clear of the Afenifere controversy out of the fear of further inflaming passions.

    But in the past three weeks or so, several compatriots and friends who believe that one knows much more than he is letting on have been asking  for clarification and possible illumination on the issue. A younger associate and a titled Egba chief, after reading a recent column by this writer, actually went as far as accusing one of fiddling like Nero while the Yoruba nation burns.

    Let us get this out of the way. It is up to the revered Afenifere grandees to determine whether as a group, Afenifere still has the capacity to offer a visionary pathway for the Yoruba race in the turbulent world of Nigeria’s postcolonial politics and whether it still retains the residual strength to mediate intra-elite competition and deal with the sub-ethnic sensitivities of a turbulent race in which sub-ethnic identities sometimes overshadow organic ethnic character.

    These were the foundational problems that Obafemi Awolowo grappled with and he rode them out brilliantly until something had to give. But Awo returned to pick up the pieces. Whatever their answers to these posers, yours sincerely and the entire Yoruba race owe a lot to those grand old men. They stood by their people in the gravest hour of peril in the hands of the Nigerian postcolonial state.

    It will be foolish and churlish whatever the extant political disagreement about strategy and modus operandi, to start speculating about the political demise of these brave and heroic old men in public. In Yoruba political culture, there is a protocol and procedure for the retirement of elders. There is something particularly nasty and unedifying about younger men openly defiling and defaming the reputation of older heroes simply because of politics.

    Finding the golden mean among a combustible people and the most civil procedure for conducting political disagreement have their grave political perils and moments of acute mental agony. The following personal example is for the sake of illumination.

    In 1998 shortly after his release from jail, the former Nigerian leader, Olusegun Obasanjo, journeyed to London to honour some pressing international engagements. One had been invited from Birmingham as part of his entourage.

    At a civic reception for him later, Obasanjo was confronted by an irate crowd who openly accused him of already hobnobbing with the enemies of the Yoruba race. Most vociferous and militant was a young Yoruba activist who darkly warned the retired general of the dire consequences of betraying his people this time around.

    Obasanjo was so livid and affronted by the young man’s temerity that he threatened to terminate proceeding. A retired Ghanaian colonel started pacing up and down the hall threatening to shoot everybody at sight if that was the way Nigerians treat African heroes. He could not understand how an Obasanjo who is treated like a deity in many African countries could be the object of such curt discourtesy among his own compatriots.

    A tense silence ensued with the retired general insisting that before proceedings could resume, the young man must perform the ritual of traditional obeisance to him and the Yoruba activist rejecting the idea out of hand. Yours sincerely had to deploy all his leverage as an intellectual and activist to get the chap to relent. Thereafter, the interactive session proceeded on an even keel.

    A few weeks after this incident, yours sincerely and his friend, Dr Biyi Oyefule, arrived at the tail-end of a NADECO meeting in New York presided over by Chief Anthony Enahoro with Pa Abraham Adesanya in attendance all the way from Nigeria. One had hardly sat down when one of the leaders in attendance pounced, accusing one of being Obasanjo’s campaign manager.

    When he was asked the basis for this unfortunate allegation, he had informed the audience that he was told I was the one who ordered the fellow who was rude to the retired general to comply. In swift response, yours sincerely had responded that as a Yoruba person from a good home, one would have acted in likewise manner if he (the NADECO chieftain) was the subject of such public contretemps.

    Both General Alani Akinrinade and Senator Bola Ahmed Tinubu leapt to one’s defence. General Akinrinade observed  that the allegation was incompatible with one’s recent journalistic and political exploits. In the case of the soon to be Lagos State Governor-elect, Bola Ahmed Tinubu, he had added the personal touch that we were both lying on adjacent sofas in his London house before one got up to answer General Obasanjo’s invitation.

    But the greatest political irony of the unfortunate flare up was lost on the NADECO notable of Yoruba extraction and since he is still alive, one will be revealing it for the first time on this page. Unknown to him, two days earlier somewhere in Brixton in South London one was almost roughed up by some implacable Obasanjo partisans for stoutly defending the selfsame NADECO chieftain over the allegation that he was the one who sent OPC stalwarts to disrupt the retired general’s interactive engagement.

    As it was in 1999 and probably earlier, so it is in 2022 with the path of the genuine apostle of intra-elite mediation and inter-elite political brokerage strewn with dangerous landmines, misdirected hostilities and occasional fatality.

    In fractured countries where elites have boxed themselves into the corner of “pillarised” and irreconcilable differences, it is the go-between and in-between who are in greater danger in contrast to those who exhibit the assurance of weighty ignorance and whose blinkered vision of a society permanently at war with itself furnishes them with the paradoxical clarity that comes with insurmountable prejudice.

    Yet to nudge a nation, or any nation for that matter forward, there is no alternative to elite consensus. Even in virtually homogeneous nations, elite consensus often acts a conductor for sweeping reforms and a thorough going overhaul of the social and economic categories of such societies. No one now remembers that early twentieth century Norway was a deeply conservative, semi-feudal society with entrenched class and cultural polarities.

    But the aristocrats, noblemen and plebeians came together and agreed that this was no way to run a society fit for purpose in a rapidly industrializing modern world. The result was sweeping reforms and a conscious effort to overcome divisions based on class and religious differentiations. Of course along the lines, there would be trade-offs and buy-in such as the retention of a modernized and reformed monarchical system and concession to some aristocratic privileges.

    Today, Norway is at the cutting edge of modernity and modernization; gender-friendly, more prosperous and rancour-freer than some of the older democracies of the western world. The deepening equality and re-ordering of social forces have liberated the creative genius of the people and has led to a society in which everybody feels like a stake-holder. Sometimes, you do not need a violent revolution to move a society forward but a revolution of the mind driven by visionary necessity.

    The multi-ethnic and multi-religious nations of postcolonial Africa have suffered grievously from the lack of elite consensus. It has led to stultified economic development and the phenomenon of elections as warfare.

    This combustible combo has led to civil wars in Algeria, Egypt, the two Congos, Kenya, Nigeria, Uganda, Angola, Liberia, Sierra Leone, Zimbabwe and others. Somalia, despite its ethnic homogeneity, has been stateless for more than a quarter of a century and both Rwanda and Burundi have seen political disputes among elites degenerate to a genocidal maelstrom.

    Nigeria has had its fair share of economic and political meltdown arising from lack of elite consensus. The lack of elite consensus often leads to elite disruption of the electoral process as seen in active political gaming, economic sabotage, unremitting dissemination of disinformation and the deliberate delegitimizing of political transition even before elections are held.

    The Afenifere of 2022 is no longer the Afenifere of 1999 which held the entire Yoruba race in political thralldom as a result of its heroic derring-do at the behest of the Yoruba people. It has suffered serial fracturing and many injuries. When Chief Ayo Adebanjo ordered his people to vote for a particular candidate, there is no evidence that he is aiming at elite consensus even among his own fractious people.

    The suspicion is that it is a strategy of elite disruption for the purpose of an electoral deadlock. In the current circumstances, it is an unenforceable writ dead on arrival. Unlike Awo, his idol, and at the formative stage of Afenifere, there is no evidence of wide consultation or of attempts to take on board the already inflamed sub-ethnic sensitivities among the various elite strata of his Yoruba people. These sensitivities are there, whether we like it or not.

    In any case, despite the hype and hoopla about a Southern Middle Belt Forum, any attempt to forge an elite consensus without involving the hegemonic core northern bloc is a strategic non-starter. The Yoruba people will not be led to start a war for which they are ill-prepared. Awo himself was politically smart enough to realize quite early that the Yoruba people are often smarter than their leaders and will never be led by the nose.

    The Afenifere/Action Group did not gain complete dominion over the Yoruba people until the radical reforms of the Action Group began to kick in. Even at that, there were implacable naysayers.  This is a very dire moment for the country and there is nothing the current Afenifere is bringing onboard comparable to Awo’s brilliant innovation except a history of unforced errors and of collusion and complicity with the forces of reaction since 2003.

    No organization can retain hegemonic domination over a people if it does not continue to mirror and adequately respond to their dynamic aspirations. Let us round up current proceeding. In the October 1999 edition of Africa Today, yours sincerely wrote that having been invested with presidential power, Obasanjo should be expected to teach Afenifere a terminal lesson in political power play for the humiliation he had endured in their hand.

    True enough, Obasanjo did not waste further time. He had the political momentum on his side. He had unleashed an artillery bombardment on the organization and its party, relentlessly poaching from its rank and destabilizing it at the most profound psychological level. At a point, Afenifere became so punch-drunk and disoriented that it reminds one of a dazed boxer who went and sat on the lap of his opponent after some punitive pummeling.

    Twenty three years after and as things stand at the moment, it is an irony of post-military politics in Nigeria that the fate of Afenifere lies in the hands of arguably the two most outstanding Yoruba products of military politics and a militarized polity in postcolonial Nigeria: the one a proven military general, the other a political generalissimo of uncommon mettle; the one an outsider who has become an Afenifere insider, the other a former insider who is looking on from the outside; the one a master of political camouflage, the other an uncanny strategist and master of political blitzkrieg.

    It is a political battle of will and wits that started in 1999 and is now winging its way to a shattering denouement. Afenifere may well be part of the collateral damage. We live in interesting times.

  • The Black Person’s Burden revisited

    The Black Person’s Burden revisited

    A fool and his intellectual capital are soonest parted.  As it was in the beginning, so it is proving to be at this late phase of western domination of the universe.  Dear readers, for a committed writer, there is nothing like intense and unrelenting self-interrogation. It leads to the clarity of mind that comes with continuous evaluation of situations and circumstances.

    When an earlier draft of this piece was written eight years ago, the situation of the colonial subject was not as dismal as it appears at this point. There was some ground for cautious optimism. Somehow, and against all the empirical odds, a Black renaissance seemed to be underway. The universe of the coloured appeared to be on the road to self-recovery and self-retrieval. Eight years later, it is beginning to feel like a damp squib.

    Once again, Europe is slowly succumbing to the resurgence of extreme right-wing fascist populism fuelled by an anti-immigration nationalism. Despite a miraculous reprieve from mid-term electoral evisceration by a manic right wing, America totters on the brink of recapture by an unhinged anti-democratic narcissist straight out of the manual of Latin American caudillos.

    But with Nigeria, the largest and most consequential black nation on earth, on the cusp of the most important presidential election in its post-military history, it is appropriate to dwell on the issue of intellectual slavery and the mental constitution of the colonial subject once again.

    The greatest wars, it must be remembered, take place in the territory of the human mind, and it is the unchallenged domination of this vital front by the western imagination that is responsible for its six-century domination over the rest of the world. Whoever wins the war of the mind is in a pole position to prevail over others.

    The immediate trigger of all this is a series of exchanges between this columnist and two of our friends who are avid Black nationalists and champions of the emancipation of the Black race anywhere in the world. These are people who have committed their God-given resources to the project of Black redemption.

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    One of them is a celebrated philanthropist and the owner of arguably the richest private collection of indigenous art anywhere on the continent. The other is an engaging intellectual and former professor in a foremost American institution who has dabbled into local politics as a local government chairman, a member of the House of Representative and a two-term senator of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

    The collector of vintage art writes:  The human brain is the main dominance that God has given man over all other animals. Those of us without vision, knowledge, competence, critical and rational thinking abilities, are not the ones with such dominion over animals. Indeed, such humans are inarguably subservient to animals. Only those with superior mental, scientific, technological, engineering, mathematical, economic, financial, medical skills, competence and centuries of accumulated discoveries, in human existence, that have, and are, giving effect to God’s command of human dominance over animals. But in all sincerity, where have Black Africans played key roles in this historical accumulation of human dominance over animals? Where? YS.

    As if to rub it in, the cerebral politico rallies: I have spent  more than 8 days diligently studying A Suitable Prime Minister ( An earlier piece on Rishi Sunak’s political ascendancy in Britain). Alas, with knowledge comes sorrow. Yet I am hyper-allergic to the bliss of ignorance. Preoccupation with digging into the language, persons, places and other contents of A Suitable Prime Minister has me totally gripped. You would think I was required to do what is known as the Literature Review of a paradigm  among scientists. I must confess to envying the men and women of letters.

    Yours sincerely responds: Knowledge brings sorrow. But it also furnishes uncommon clarity. It is what Hegel calls the unhappy consciousness. I salute your efforts not to be ignorantly blissful. But what I know makes me a profoundly unhappy person.

    Let us now attempt to bring the strands together. There is a consensus among anthropologists that slavery has always existed in human society. It is an offshoot of warfare.  Old Britain, for example, was a colony of the Roman Empire. People have always colonised and enslaved each other. But intellectual slavery, that is the mental colonisation or the deliberate and systematic inferiorisation of the other, has achieved its most potent form and formula with western imperialism and its variant of modernity.

  • Intellectual slavery and the colonial subject

    Intellectual slavery and the colonial subject

    Physical enslavement and actual colonisation can be savage and abusive of human dignity, but intellectual slavery, because it works insidiously at the level of the mind, is even more cruel and exacting. Once a people’s mind is conquered and enslaved, the dominion and domination naturally extend to other domains such as the political, the economic and even the spiritual. The mentally enslaved is thus comprehensively de-humanized, that is stripped of their humanity— which makes the work of the conqueror easier.

    So it is, then, that today, the Black person, unlike the Chinese and Indians, has no viable religion of his own, no economic system, no political institution, no traditional epic genre as Isidore Okpewho spent a life time refuting, no literature as they impishly and impudently told Wole Soyinka as a Knight’s fellow in Cambridge, no culture as they taught Chinua Achebe, and of course no history but a barbaric void as Lord Hugh Trevor-Roper grandly claimed.

    Having been a combatant in the global theatre of mental decolonisation for over four decades, yours sincerely is not often amused by the antics of the mentally colonised. But one must not fail to notice when some wicked ironies appear in the horizon to lift the universal gloom about the unhappy fate of the Black person.

    Let us illustrate. In 2014, just as the Black month of February was unfolding, there on television was a group of retired Nigerian rulers together with the incumbent stoutly defending the government decision to spend billions of naira to commemorate the centenary of the amalgamation of the protectorates of Nigeria. There is a lot to celebrate about the amalgamation, they all chorused as if on cue and without any sense of irony.

    It was a most beguiling and historic snapshot, particularly with the most combatively unenlightened among the lot railing and thundering with the usual combustible gusto.  There may be a lot to celebrate about Nigeria despite everything. But the amalgamation was not a Nigerian event.

    The “Dual Mandate” of Lord Lugard is a famous piece of fiction and a pious fraud since there is no evidence to show that the overrun nationalities ever gave their consent. It is a consecration of empire and imperial might, a testimony to its awesome power of colonial coercion and ability to territorialise and re-territorialise Africa at will.

    If this singular feat of human supremacy should be celebrated at all, it should be by relics of empire glorifying the might and power of their ancestors and not the descendants of those who were herded in like human cattle.

    The celebration and commemoration of one’s own enslavement is a classic instance of mental colonisation and the most depressing example of Afro-Saxony in recent political history. By the same token, the Japanese ought to commemorate the arrival of Commodore Perry on their shores, and the Chinese the seizure of Hong Kong.

    Yet as we have hinted, a lack of self-awareness and its ironic possibilities is a logical corollary of mental slavery. The Secretary to the Federal Government was widely quoted to have repeated Lord Lugard’s words with warm approval that Nigeria was “the product of a long and mature consideration”. As this columnist noted then, we would have liked to ask the burly and amiable, Anyim Pius Anyim, the then Secretary to the Federal Government,  if any of his ancestors was present at the deliberation.

    If the Nigerian officials had wanted to be fair to themselves and to history they ought to have gone a bit farther in time to the Berlin Conference which began in 1884 and effectively saw to the colonial partitioning of old Africa. It was in 1884 that Henry Morton Stanley, the footloose Welsh explorer who managed to fight on both sides of the American Civil War, arrived in Berlin clutching a raft of treaties with traditional African chiefs who had willingly signed away their possession in exchange for meretricious trash.

    Since this tradition of frittering away immense natural resources has continued in Africa, particularly in Nigeria, we must not be afraid of celebrating and lionizing our worthy ancestors. Where it comes to a celebration of self-dispossession, the Nigerian government must accord this date a priority over mere amalgamation.

    But there may be more mundane matters hiding under the grandiose nonsense. The goat eats where it is tethered, says a famous Cameroonian proverb.  Even if one cannot discount an element of deliberate mischief in all this, it is noteworthy that virtually all the newspapers reporting on the centenary extravaganza published a curious picture of Anyim with his mouth apparently salivating with intent. It could not have been at the prospects of the giant Ohaozara yam or rice from his native Ishiagwu.

    What will Equaino, Du Bois, Blyden, Martin Luther King,  Cheikh Anta Diop, Azikiwe, Nkrumah, Macaulay, Senghor, Sapara Williams and all the avatars of the great project of mental decolonisation say about this desecration of history by the ruling elite in Nigeria?  How will Frantz Fanon, the great psychiatrist of cultural deracination and political schizophrenia, describe the ruling class that presides over the current post-colonial anomie of Nigeria?

    It should be noted that while this capitulation to neo-colonial slavery was going on in Nigeria, two great sons of the Third World, one a Nigerian, the other an India and both Nobel laureates in different fields, were engaged in stellar decolonising projects.  Soyinka and Sen are two of a different kind, but both are united in their passion and affection for their respective countries and continent.

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    While in a new book, Wole Soyinka was deepening and refining his time-honoured quest and engagement with the recovery and recuperation of a noble and heroic African past as a weapon for confronting the neo-colonial devastation of the continent, Amartya Sen was chairing a committee in India to revive Nalanda, the world’s oldest university, after an 800 year recess.

    Soyinka surely has his Marxist and neo-Marxist critics who accuse him of romanticizing Africa’s feudal and unedifying past. The debate and the fundamental flaw in this argument are beyond the purview of this column. But suffice it to note that the decolonizing project is more than a matter of life and death for its heroic protagonists. Exile, humiliation, torture and death have been their lot.

    The question is: why has it proved so costly proving to the rest of the world that all people are equal and that even if Africa is no longer at the cutting edge of civilisation, it was at least the cradle of current civilization as evolved?

    The reason is the size, scope and scale of ambition of western modernity. For the first time in the history of the world, we had a vision of modernisation which can only expand and grow by denying or suppressing everything that came before it and by obliterating all that is parallel and contemporaneous to it.

    Hence the costly struggle to re-establish the Egyptian foundation of western modernity and the momentous inspiration it derived from classical Islam. Once the link and the trail of human achievement are re-established, the myth of the primitive Africa savage is very hard to sustain indeed. And so by the same taken is the project of mental colonisation..

    In 1809, more than half a century before the outbreak of the American civil war, the Abbe Henri-Baptiste Gregoire, sent a manuscript of a new work to Thomas Jefferson, a founding father and the third president of the United States. The book was a celebration and commemoration of essayists, writers and scientists of African extraction who had found their way to the west. It was titled, De La Litterature des Negress.

    As we have had cause to note in this column, despite his principled opposition to slavery, Jefferson’s view of the intellectual capacities of black people was notoriously truculent and characterised by savage dismissals. In an infamous passage from his Notes on the State of Virginia, Jefferson noted thus of the African American: “It appears to me that in memory they are equal to whites: in reason much inferior, as I think one could scarcely be found capable of tracing and comprehending the investigations of Euclid; and that in imagination they are dull, tasteless, and anomalous”.

    This remarkable diatribe was coming on the heels of the literary exploits  of the trio Equaino, Cuguano and Sancho, former slaves of African descent, who seized late eighteenth century literary London by the scruff of the neck and were feted in all the leading saloons of England’s capital for their astounding feats of imagination.

    Being very well-connected to the metropolitan circuits of the old world, Jefferson could not have been unaware of the literary triumphs of these exemplars. Perhaps it was a case of prejudice compounded by deliberate ignorance. Gregoire’s treatise could have been a well-aimed and profoundly clandestine attempt to help Jefferson modify or moderate his unhelpful worldview.

    But it was an uphill task. The same views resonate in the works of European intellectuals and philosophers such as David Hume, Emmanuel Kant, Friedrich Hegel and even Karl Marx.

    As far as Marx was concerned, India and the African continent lost nothing in the wanton destruction  of their old culture by the European conquerors as it was a culture shot through with idiotic superstitions and morbid myths. Georg Lukacs, the great Hungarian Marxist aesthetician, described the subjugated communities of the Third World as akin to a colony of ants headed in the wrong direction which had to be forcibly turned back.

    Nowhere else in human history had there been such a systematic and concerted attempt to cast a whole race as inferior. It was a pan-Western project of mental colonisation in which conservative, liberal, reactionary and radical intellectuals shared a unified vision of the world based on collective mental conditioning and the assumption of the “natural” superiority of western modernity.

    The consequences of mental colonisation are still very much with us, despite the cessation of physical colonisation,. They can be seen in nation-states that are inferior and poor copies of the original, political institutions that are not up to scratch, political elites that are a miscegenated breed of thieving nuisance, economic systems that are uncritically and uncreatively borrowed without any thought for the local conditions and in borrowed religions that lack race-specific nutrients.

    It will take a new intellectual elite with a new dream of Africa and a new visionary conception of human redemption to free the Black race from the clutches of mental colonisation. Before this mental revolution, all political revolutions are null and void.