Category: Tatalo Alamu

  • The rare Admiral

    The rare Admiral

    To the iconic Lagos Airport Hotel’s Banquet Hall this past Tuesday to bear historic witness as a gale of tributes showered on a great naval hero and a worthy associate of almost fifty years: Godwin Ndubuisi Kanu, former military governor of Imo and later Lagos State; former member of the Supreme Military Council and later Armed forces Ruling Council and indefatigable mentor to generations of top naval officers.

    It was also the case the previous Thursday as yours sincerely traversed almost the entire length of Lagos to reach Elevation Church at Pistis Conference Centre, somewhere in the Lekki Peninsula for an evening of music and songs in honour of the late admiral put together by the children.

    Themed, “Your Admiral, our daddy”, it was a grand pictorial panorama; a memorable feast of joyous singing and dancing which revealed a rarely seen side of the man with the disobliging frown as an aficionado of the arts who cultivated and enjoyed music and dancing at their sublime summit.

    If music and dancing be the food of familial love and affection, let them play and waltz on till the end of time. The late retired Rear Admiral was a man of immense personal charms, class and charisma. Bazookas and bullets are one thing, ballets and ballerinas are another. In a fitting climax, the evening concluded with a bravura performance from the family repertoire of musical memorabilia. It was a theme from the immortal Sound of Music. The hall responded with applause.

    Our paths first crossed in 1975/76 while yours sincerely was a Youth Corper in the old East Central State. In the first week of February 1976, the old state was split into Imo and Anambra states with the youthful Commander Godwin Ndubuisi Kanu appointed as military governor of Imo while the late Colonel Atom Kpera remained in the Governor’s Lodge at Enugu, the physically imposing and widely adored Col Anthony Ochefu having been dismissed for some earlier infractions. It was a development which provoked weeping and wailing in the entire Igbo nation.

    In a national broadcast bristling with gusto and thunder, the fiery and tempestuous Murtala Mohammed warned darkly that neither jubilation nor protests would be entertained by the military authorities. It was the time of no-nonsense military rule. Barely a week after this command performance, Mohammed himself was assassinated in an abortive military uprising led by a completely inebriated Colonel Bukar Dimka who promptly declared a “dawn to dusk curfew”.

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    The abortive coup provoked a ferocious state response and the bloodletting was almost at par with the reprisal counter-coup of ten years earlier. The entire country was gripped with fear and trembling. In the secondary school where yours sincerely was serving as the pioneer corps member, there was a tall gangling chap called Chigbu Okoroafor who served as Laboratory Assistant.

    Chigbu also happened to have been a kinsman and cousin of the new military governor. Yours sincerely had been embroiled in a fierce dispute with the Youth Corps authorities in Enugu which led to the confiscation of his allowance. I cannot now recall whether Chigbu followed his new mentor to Enugu airport to confront and denounce the Youth corps officials before a visiting and visibly scandalized Colonel Solomon Omojokun, but I recall Engineer Sola Alabi, aka Shaft, a fellow corps member, volunteering as a backup and human ambulance in case shooting erupted.

    Having berated one for a breach of protocols and for showing up at the airport barely clad, the bemused and avuncular former Mathematics teacher ordered an immediate restoration of entitlements with a stern warning to the NYSC officials that corpers must be treated with the dignity and respect befitting senior civil servants and prospective leaders of the nation. Thus began the myth of the naked corper at the Enugu Airport.

    Chigbu must have informed the then Commander Ndubuisi Kanu of a serving corper who was a likely candidate for a future military firing squad. The future admiral, himself a closet establishment rebel, must have duly noted and quietly applauded. Thus began a lifelong friendship and association with Ndubuisi Kanu.

    Almost three decades later in 2004 on the morning of 15th March upon arriving in Nigeria from San Antonio to deliver the inaugural Afenifere Lecture, one had been pleasantly surprised to discover that the chairman of the occasion was none other than Rear Admiral Ndubuisi Kanu. Now retired and enjoying life as a private citizen having barely survived the relentlessly brutal siege of General Sani Abacha, the Ovim born naval officer had emerged as one of the authentic heroes of the struggle against military despotism in Nigeria.

    But there were more surprises in the offing. As one was about to commence the lecture, yours sincerely was accosted by the calm and dignified retired admiral beaming a cherubic smile and politely asking the guest lecturer to identify the equally smiling gentleman standing beside him.

    It was Chigbu Okoroafor. Three decades after Isuochi now in Abia State, the former Laboratory Assistant had gone to University and had transformed into a flourishing oil exploration logistics expert and business associate of the admiral. It was the stuff of outlandish fiction.

    Godwin Ndubuisi Kanu was that rarity among the old Nigerian military officer-class: a brilliant and first-rate senior naval officer who was also a dedicated and unflinching democrat. There is a contradiction somewhere and this contradiction led directly to a fatal conundrum for the post-independence military. Before it worked its way through the system, it was to lead to severe purges, cruel dismissals and a bloody self-decimation of the Nigerian military.

    Kanu was an illustrious Igbo patriot and ardent Nigerian nationalist. Twice in his distinguished career, he found himself raising the banner of protest and rebellion against the Nigerian postcolonial state with severe personal consequences on both occasions. On the first occasion, the stormy petrel abandoned his Nigerian uniform to team up with Biafran compatriots on the ground of perceived injustice meted to his people in the Nigerian post-independence coliseum.

    It ended in defeat, tears and professional humiliation for the proud Ovim man. Kanu was only lucky to be re-enlisted after the civil war, but with a drastic loss of seniority which was to hurt and haunt for the rest of his life. His earlier record of competence and professional brilliance must have stood him in good stead with the Nigerian military authorities. In the high noon of his career as a rebel officer, Kanu had seized a ramshackle, ill-fitted frigate with which he dealt the Nigerian Navy a black eye in a memorable encounter at Onne.

    On the second occasion, Kanu, now mercifully out of uniform and in retirement, was to team up with like-minded and affronted Nigerian compatriots in what became known as the National Democratic Coalition (Nadeco) to fight the Nigerian military state to a standstill over the annulment of the freest and fairest presidential election ever held in Nigeria.

    It was to lead to relentless persecution and the decimation of his business. On one occasion, his household was invaded and his service pistol seized as evidence and exhibit of arms importation. On another occasion when he was detained at Ikoyi Police Station, it was his wife who signed as a surety for his release in her own recognisance, just before they could throw him into the real Gulag.

    Military hierarchs and ranking officers who constituted the conservative core of the old Army establishment could never understand how sane and sober officers could find themselves in the circle of civil rights protesters and all that prodemocracy nonsense. Didn’t they know that the army was founded on the canon of discipline and order?

    Didn’t they know they were undermining military cohesiveness and national cohesion by extension? Once the army has taken a decision no matter how wrongheaded, it is the bounden duty of a loyal and disciplined officer to comply with that decision no matter his private feelings. To do otherwise is to invite chaos and anarchy.

    Ranged against this institutional rigidity and frozen immobility were visionary and forward-looking officers like Ndubuisi Kanu. They saw the postcolonial Nigerian army as being caught in a colonial time-warp. They did not seek to undermine military discipline and order.

    But they felt the army should not dabble into political matters beyond its core competence and real mandate. A situation in which a coterie or cabal of officers sat at night to annul the electoral will of fourteen million Nigerians is an affront to the national charter and hence totally unacceptable. It is a diabolical usurpation of people’s power on which the nation-state paradigm is predicated.

    In a fine dialectical sense, both positions are correct. They are a mere reflection of the fact that in human institutions, societies and cultures, a dominant ethos on its way to historical superannuation will have to slug it out with an emergent paradigm on its way to national dominance. It is a confrontation steeped in blood, tears and misery. Some of the principal combatants on either side may never live to tell the story. But that is the toll of human exertions for a better society.

    Given the relative peace that Nigerians have enjoyed in the past twenty one years of post-military rule and given the fact that military meddlesomeness in the national polity has been done away with for now, there can be no doubt about which paradigm has triumphed and which ethos has achieved national dominance. It is not a done deal as there are occasional murmurs and tremors.

    But the fact that the military have been put where they belong underscores the significance of the battle fought on behalf of the Nigerian society by Ndubuisi Kanu and his colleagues. Many of these national heroes paid the supreme sacrifice. Some of them have been maimed for life under the military torture wrack. Some have become so economically vaporized that they are walking dead on the margins of society tormenting the psyche of the nation.

    For the better part of the past fortnight, a grateful nation has been pouring encomiums and plaudits on one of its greatest children ever. In an apt and befitting epitaph, the Imo State government renamed the Heroes Square in the heart of Owerri, the Imo State capital, after the late Rear Admiral from Ovim and one of the most illustrious Nigerians to ever don the uniform of the Nigerian Navy. In a moving tribute at the Elevation Church, Vice-Admiral Jubrilla Ayinla described Kanu as his mentor and a role model to a whole generation of top naval officers.

    Godwin Ndubuisi Kanu would be chuckling in his grave and probably nibbling away at his trademark kola nut. He neither sought to leverage his achievements as a warrior for democracy or his distinction as a respected and widely admired naval top shot to curry favour or seek undue advantage. He restricted himself to what he knew best and led a life of exemplary integrity.

    But he would not have failed to notice that his beloved people are erupting once again in a cauldron of rebellion and insurrection after severe pacifications by both the colonial authorities and the Nigerian postcolonial state. It is a pointer to unfinished business and the unexamined expects of the National Question. But the great son of Ovim has paid his dues. May his illustrious soul rest in peace.

  • All for the love of Thomas Sankara

    All for the love of Thomas Sankara

    Time is the greatest enemy of tyrants. No matter the sanitary wash and the futile deodorants of evil deeds, the truth has a way of prevailing eventually over the cobwebs of lies and dishonesty. No matter the obfuscations and prevarications placed across its path, history will always vindicate the just, if not immediately but in the fullness of time. You can set the clock of human progress back but you cannot reset the time of retribution.

    It is restitution time in Ouagadougou, the dusty and arid capital of the former Upper Volta. Famously renamed Burkina Faso, or the land of the noble and upright, by its most visionary and iconic leader, this is the time of symphony and perfect synchrony when a people live up to the billing of their name, when revolutionary acts of restitution and expiation mirror the collective aspirations and willed identity of a people. As the Yoruba people strikingly put it, our names sometimes haunt us.

    It is Sankara fever in Burkina Faso. The entire nation is aglow as the people reclaim their abjured history in a festival of hope and national renewal. Last week, the trial of those who murdered an illustrious son of Africa got underway in the same capital where his name had been taboo for the better part of three decades and where there had been a determined official attempt to obliterate his glorious memory. Many African tyrants will be cowering in their bed at this moment. Blaise Compaore must be furtively watching developments from his luxurious liar in neighbouring Ivory Coast.

    Thirty four years ago, Thomas Sankara was gunned down in a daring afternoon putsch masterminded by his bosom friend and former revolutionary comrade in arms. It was the end of a brave but idealistic experimentation in people’s power and purposeful governance. Sankara drove himself around in a battered Renault jalopy and could be found at the weekend painting and recoating his own official residence. It was too good to be true.

    For four days after killing his friend, Compaore could not appear in public, claiming that he had succumbed to malaria. The fever of coldly calculating and violent treachery can be very overpowering indeed. This was at a time when Compaore’s emissaries, the two hapless majors who were later to fall to official sword themselves, were being cold-shouldered all over Africa with only Nigeria giving them a listening ear. Kenneth Kaunda drove them away and even our own General Obasanjo denounced the perfidy.

    There is a Shakespearean gloss to the tragedy. Without Blaise Compaore, there would have been no Thomas Sankara. The two were childhood friends and youthful idealists. It was Compaore who masterminded the lightning coup that brought his friend to power having slugged his way to the capital from the storied Po Brigade to terminate the power struggle between Sankara and the then head of state, Major Ouedrago, who had put him under house arrest.

    In a clairvoyant moment of lucidity, Sankara had observed that if Compaore was plotting against him, it would be too late to do anything about it. And so it proved. For years, it was said that Sankara’s father waited in vain for his former ward and adopted son to come and explain what happened between him and his adopted brother.

    There was an international and continental dimension to the conspiracy to eliminate the great philosopher ruler. France was uncomfortable with his revolutionary harangues and Marxist sabre-rattling.  President Francois Mitterand described him as a cutting edge that cuts too sharply.

    Neighbouring Ivory Coast with its prosperous comprador ruling class felt he was a harbinger of bad news. The conservative military rulers elsewhere on the subcontinent felt he could inspire a revolutionary earthquake among the younger officer-class. He was a visionary ahead of his time. Now his time has come in a way and manner he himself could not have foreseen. History moves in a mysterious manner indeed.

  • The invention of African intellectual tradition

    The invention of African intellectual tradition

    Illustrious members of the high Table and the table not so high, distinguished members of the audience, notable and budding philosophers, Professor Sophie Oluwole, the keynote speaker who is also the moving spirit behind the whole event, it gives me great joy to be here as the chairman of this interactive session  on the occasion of the World Philosophy Day. I must particularly thank the Centre for African Culture and Development for putting the issue of Africa’s lost intellectual heritage on the front burner of discourse again.

    Given the multifarious problems confronting humanity, it is only sensible that once a year, a day should be set aside for sober philosophical reflections on the state of the human society and the prospects for the survival of the species. Some of these concerns are not to be taken lightly or dismissed glibly. As Claude Levi-Strauss, the great French Structuralist anthropologist, has put it with caustic relish, “the world began without man and will end without him”.

    I am not by any stretch of the imagination a professional philosopher. But there is a philosopher in everybody. The ability to think and to think through problems is what distinguishes human-beings from our animal cousins. If prostitution is the oldest human profession, philosophy must come a very close second. It is impossible to conceive of a human society without thinking of its thinkers and savants. These are the wise people, the cognoscenti, the visionary dreamers and conceptual pathfinders without which the great strides and the epic feats of knowledge and self-knowledge recorded by humanity would have been impossible. Without philosophers, a society must atrophy and perish.

    This year’s World Philosophy Day is coming against a background of great global unease, of human eruptions on a revolutionary scale and scope, of a fierce contention between man and a capitalist machine that no longer recognizes even its own.  There is a trans-societal struggle to bring to heels a world in which inequity and inequality among classes, races, hemispheres and nations have assumed a staggering and idiotic proportion.

    A consensus appears to have emerged that the world cannot continue along the lines of the present economic disorder and disequilibrium. After almost six hundred years of unrivalled hegemony, the World Order imposed by the capitalist mode of production and its twin bye products of liberal democracy and the nation-state paradigm appears to be at the end of its historic tether.

    It is hard to predict what will follow, but it is a profound irony that while the system bequeathed to the world by western modernity is unraveling at the seams; while the philosophical and intellectual assumptions that underpin and power its baleful hegemony are being daily rubbished by new and novel imperatives, Africa is bogged down at the level of clearing the intellectual debris of misconceptions and misinformation imposed and inflicted on it by the expiring World Order.  In a classic case of double jeopardy most of Africa has joined Europe and the west on the road to economic and political ruination without being able to develop the substantial infrastructural insurance of the capitalist metropole.

    The misconceptions about Africa’s intellectual heritage are many indeed; the orchestrated misinformation very scary. But intellectual misconceptions do not just arise in a vacuum or out of a void. There is always a philosophical fundament which underlies and structures such misconceptions. In the particular case of intellectual misconceptions of Africa, It might have started out as mere prejudice colouring the worldview of sea-faring merchants and buccaneering adventurers, but it was later to receive its philosophical ballast and intellectual scaffolding from dominant western intellectuals and thinkers as a means of providing rationale for the project of modernity and its systematic brutalization of the human species from Africa.

    Let us now put the matter as crudely and as graphically as possible. Can the Blackman philosophize? At face value, this appears to be a particularly inane and vexing question. How can there be a people who cannot philosophize?  But by philosophizing, we do not mean stringing together witticisms and wise-sayings into a coherent cosmogony or worldview. We are talking of the capacity for conceptual formulation and rigorous abstractions; the ability for sustained intellection and paradigmatic speculation.

    A whole retinue of western thinkers and intellectuals are united in the belief that beyond empty story telling  and the regurgitation of received wisdom, the African is incapable of sustained abstractions. From Hegel to Karl Marx and down to Hugh Trevor-Roper who noted that African history is a dark void and an embarrassment to humanity, these western intellectuals are unanimous in the notion that Africa has no cultural or intellectual heritage worth talking about.

    In an infamous passage from his Notes on the State of Virginia, Thomas Jefferson, a founding father and Third President of America, noted thus of the African American: “It appears to me that in memory they are equal to whites: in reason much inferior, as I think one could scarcely be found capable of tracing and comprehending the investigations of Euclid; and that in imagination they are dull, tasteless, and anomalous”.

    It is note-worthy and interesting that whatever the ideological temperament of these western intellectuals, they were all united in their denigration of Africa’s cultural and intellectual heritage. The project of modernity, being a “national” project that transcends individual ideological proclivity, does not brook intellectual dissension. The discursive formation behind the formulation of western hegemony suffers from its own tyranny of the mother culture.

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    Karl Marx, for example, thought that pre-historic societies, such as was the case with all societies preoccupied with mythology, tried to dominate nature in and around the imagination and that this fixation with idiotic superstitions gives way once humankind masters his environment through scientific certitude and the knowledge that comes with enlightenment.

    To be sure, it is possible that at the time of the colonial incursion, the African continent might have suffered a brutal and catastrophic regression into the state of nature. But it does appear that what we are dealing with here is the substitution of one set of superstitions for another. The absence of western-type formal academies of learning from Africa at the time of colonial conquest does not invalidate the African capacity to learn and to philosophise at the most rarefied level of abstraction.

    In the twelfth century, there was a university in Timbuktu which had an attendance of twenty five thousand students in a city of a hundred thousand, although this might have owed its provenance to the dominant Islamic culture. Ibn Khaldun, the fourteenth century Tunis-born Arab African philosopher and globally acclaimed political theorist, anticipated most of Marx and Vico’s theories about the cyclical nature of historical evolution. His notion of asabiyah, or group coherence and bonding in conditions of exacting harshness, showed a remarkable insight into the construction and deconstruction of tribal hegemonies.

    Although there were no formal schools in pre-colonial Africa in the sense that we have come to know them, traditional African societies had their own informal system of education which produced the requisite elite to man the institutions. It was a capillary network of politicians, diplomats, historians, judges, spies, shamans, votaries, savants, psychiatrists, native healers, astrologers, information gurus among other traditional professions.

    Indeed the extant ideological apparatuses of the pre-colonial African states still retain an efficacy and power of compliance long after their political and material basis and rationale have been subverted by the colonial irruption. It was not for nothing that Peter Morton described the Yoruba Ogboni confraternity as “mystery-mongering greybeards.”

    Even if we are to put all this aside, even we are to concede that medieval Africa did suffer a terrible regression to the savagery of the state of nature, the roots and foundation of western modernity in the ancient African civilisation of Egypt cannot be denied. The myth of the black savage shambling about in the cave of cultural and intellectual darkness is just that: a myth rooted in intellectual superstition.

    In order to deal with the conquered and subjugated people of Africa, but, more importantly, in order to explain away the systematic cruelties of western colonisation, western intellectual tradition had to “reinvent” the native African cultural heritage to suit their preconceived notion. Terence Ranger, following the conceptual breakthrough of Eric Hobsbawm in his landmark study of European elite, has written copiously and eloquently on this reinvention of African tradition by the colonialists.

    This was the same phenomenon observed by Edward Said, the late Palestinian American cultural theorist , in his path-breaking study of the colonial imaginary in the orient. In order to handle better and justify the brutal decimation of India and the orient, a particular notion of the orient has to be invented and erected in place of the real thing. Thus orientalism, or the reinvention of the orient by the colonial imagination, has little to do with the real orient just as the reinvention of African intellectual tradition has little to do with the real Africa.

    Western modernity had to resort to this fictional and ideological reconstruction of reality because it was first and foremost a power project based on the application and manipulation of knowledge. In order to cast itself as the unique bearer of a new universal order and an emergent world-historical rationality, it has had to deny what went before it and to suppress what is contemporaneous with it.

    Yet there was nothing divinely pre-ordained or inevitable about its subsequent global dominance. Before its ascendancy, there were other competing projects of modernity. For example before it succumbed to internal disorder, China was the leading world nation around the twelfth century. Portugal was the first truly modern nation-state. The old kingdom of Benin had a representative in the court at Lisbon by the middle of the fifteenth century.

    But it is one thing to uncover the roots of misbegotten representation, it is another thing to know how to go about reclaiming a lost heritage.  The power of knowledge cannot be confronted by the power of superstition. As Terry Eagleton famously noted, “one sure thing about the organic community is that it is always gone”. The myth of the organic community is the cudgel we employ to beat a recalcitrant and hostile contemporary reality into place.

    Much as we idealize and romanticize the ancient African community and our lost heritage, it is virtually impossible to reclaim that mythical past. Yet, the greatest problem facing the Black race collectively and as people sequestered within strange and alienating nation-states is the reconstitution and reconstruction of the colonial subject from a serf of colonialism to a citizen of the post-colonial realm of freedom.

    The question is: is it possible to philosophize in a strange language? It is to be noted that countries and societies such as China, Japan, India and the oriental tigers, while enduring the odd colonial infraction or even brutal decimation, never surrendered the cultural and intellectual initiative to the colonialists. They swiftly reverted to their indigenous cultures and powerful philosophies once the colonial masters departed. Buddhism, Confucianism and Shintoism acted as binding glues for these societies helping them to survive and even leverage to their advantage the worst of the psychic and cultural atrocities of colonization.

    In the particular case of colonial Africa, it is a major historical tragedy that there was no major or dominant African culture strong and resilient enough to withstand the ravages of colonization and to subsequently act as a cultural and philosophic hub for the rest of the continent. A feeble attempt to impose the Swahili language as this pan-African cultural hub could not even get off the ground probably because the Swahili culture itself emerged from the crucible of Arab colonization in Africa.

    The urgent task at hand, then, is how to salvage what is still crucial and important about Africa’s cultural past without going completely “native”.  Much as we may wish, we can never return to that old world and the pre-colonial African society. It is gone forever. No human society can wish away six hundred years of its history.

    We must now turn the adversities of alienation into great advantages as famously echoed in Abiola Irele’s inaugural lecture. But while enjoying the paradoxical bounties of creative alienation we must also warily patrol the field in order not to turn out as metropolitan mimic-men or hybridized trapeze artists permanently walking a cultural tight rope just for the sake of grudging applause from our former masters.

    This is an urgent task for African knowledge producers and the pan-African cultural and intellectual elite. The world does not wait for anybody. Even as the old order is crumbling and collapsing before our very eyes, the extant dominant powers are furiously and frenetically reconstructing the vanishing world to suit their interests and permanent prejudices. The NATO-led liquidation of Gaddafi’s Libya, America’s renewed military interests in Africa, France’s not so covert military intervention that saw off the ancien regime in Cote D’Ivoire, are all pointers to a ceaseless power project even in the face of historical superannuation.

    Knowledge is both power and self-empowerment. Before political subjugation comes intellectual subordination. African elite must seize the day and the initiative to invent the continent anew as the past and possible future of humanity. Otherwise, it will be done for them and Africa will be reinvented once again by the emergent masters of the universe with even greater and more drastic consequences. As we have seen with western colonisation, if the adversary wins not even the dead or their heritage are safe. I thank you all.

     

    • (Being the Chairman’s opening remarks at the World Philosophy Day held at the University of Lagos, Akoka on Friday, 17thNovember, 2011)

     

  • Once upon a continent?

    Once upon a continent?

    As Africa’s philosophical and epistemological crisis deepens, so also has the feeling of perplexity and general despondency on the continent. For a continent so comprehensively emasculated by the absence of indigenous knowledge production, the hope of a transition to a true knowledge society remains feeble and forlorn.

    As we have seen with the transition of western societies to modernity and with the Asian tigers, as well as India, China and the emerging dolphins of the of the Arabian Gulf states, what encodes and transmutes the levers consciousness of national a knowledge society is a wholly indigenous national culture. What powers all this is the indigenous philosophy of the people.

    The Socratic injunction, “Know thyself”, applies to both humans and nations. Africa currently roils in an epistemological and philosophical void with its traditional institutions abrogated by colonization and with the national elite wholly incapable of taking a leap across the chasm created by colonial conquest and subjugation. The question of whether Africans can actually philosophize and deal in gruelling abstractions must now return to the front burner.

    This morning, we return to a series of reflections published on this page exactly ten years ago on the occasion of World Philosophy Day. In the face of the biblical misery, the gripping immiseration and the absence of a philosophical foundation of governance encountered on the continent, perhaps it is time to return to basics once again. Happy reading to our readers.

  • A Northern storm in a Southern teacup

    By Tatalo Alamu 

    Grandstanding is an integral part of politics. In order to outflank and outmanoeuvre themselves, politicians sometimes resort to gutter tactics and the most reprehensible and deplorable of conduct. This comes with the territory. It is a blood sports, nor for the squeamish or the fainthearted. A lion is known to stake out its territory with its foul and most offensive urinal outpouring.

    Aristotles defined humans by nature as political animals. Every human society is suffused and permeated with politics. But there comes a time when politics takes over everything in a society to the exclusion and detriment of every other thing. The more over-politicised a society is the more underdeveloped it turns out to be.

    This is politics as the antithesis of statecraft and the very opposite of everything fine and noble about evolving humankind. It is politics as a toxic pollutant which infects and poisons everything it comes into contact with. Whenever a society gets to this point, there is an urgent need for detoxification or de-politicisation as the case may be.

    In order to mask or obscure their real mission of power without responsibility, the Nigerian political class play politics with everything, including matters most critical to the health and continued survival of the nation as a corporate entity. This is usually the signpost of a failed political class hibernating inside a failing nation.

    Who on earth would have thought that of all the existential and developmental issues currently facing the nation it is the issue of zoning and unzoning  that would most bestir both the dominant and the dominated factions of the political class and work them into an uncommon froth? But here we are with the bugle of war sounding everywhere about the bugaboo called zoning.

    But you must give something to the hegemonic faction of the ruling class. After decades of political predation and despite its glaring failure as a developmental elite, it knows exactly where to put the subordinated classes and the masses together while applying the torture whiplash. Last week this column sounded the warning that succession politics is back on the front burner despite the monumental problems facing the nation and the inability of the ruling clique to make a serious dent on these.

    Exactly twenty four hours after this, the Northern Governors’ Forum struck. In a widely reported communiqué read by Governor Simon Lalong, spokesperson of the august body, the forum pooh-poohed the idea of zoning claiming that the concept was strange to the constitution.

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    To drive home its point, the forum insisted that when the time comes, nobody can stop any presidential candidate from the north from contesting and that such a northern star is likely to win the election because the north has the number to prevail in an electoral showdown with the rest of the country.

    This was following on the heels of a widely circulated diatribe against a section of the country by Hakeem Baba-Ahmed, the spokesperson of the Northern Elders Forum. Having risen to the top position in the federal bureaucracy and having found himself on some sensitive national assignments thereafter, one would have expected Baba-Ahmed to be more circumspect in his vituperations and vainglorious shibboleths about a putative electoral majority. It was a classic example of how not to be a responsible citizen of any nation.

    If this is the true position of the “north” and not a bargaining chip or calculated ploy to negotiate for a soft landing for a power-obsessed elite after what is widely considered the most disastrous outing in the annals of postcolonial governance in Nigeria, then it simply means that the Obasanjo Settlement of 1999 has reached the end of the road and, by logical extension, the Fourth Republic it is supposed to undergird and underwrite.

    Cobbled together by people who were aghast at the country’s lurch towards disintegration after the tragic annulment of the June 12, 1993 presidential election and the death in solitary confinement of its presumed winner, it was designed to foster a sense of belonging and inclusiveness among all Nigerians and to forestall a situation in which one section of the country is widely perceived as lording it over the others.

    Although not enshrined in the constitution, this memorable instance of consociational politics and elite pacting in a bitterly polarized multi-ethnic and multi-cultural nation was to prove more important than the constitution in bridging the gap of ethnicity, region and religion as the Fourth Republic got underway.

    Those political recalcitrants who insisted on their constitutional rights to contest were quickly shunted aside, subsequently shunned or ignored. It was the power of the unwritten pact triumphing over written tracts. In 2003, General Mohammadu Buhari himself was to run afoul of this elite consensus having decided to join electoral battle with his former Commander- in-chief. It ended in tears and recrimination. History was to repeat itself in 2011, this time with violence and wanton destruction in the north.

    In the political drama that led to the emergence of Obasanjo, the same political force majeure was at hand when it came to which region to vote for. Although it was widely believed that the former vice president, Alex Ekwueme, was the front runner in the presidential sweepstakes of the new association, he was briskly overwhelmed at the finishing line by military acolytes working behind the scene to ensure victory for their former commander.

    It ought to be recalled that Obasanjo himself was hardly the choice of his people, having been fingered as an agent of the dominant establishment. But once the power brokers had spoken, this became a matter of regional disputation about choice rather than a national predicament. Despite widespread sulking and misgivings in the west, it was the pan-national coalition that prevailed.

    It is also instructive to note that throughout his two-term tenure and despite the rumoured  elongation bid, there was no doubt at all about which section of the country Obasanjo was going to hand over power to. As a matter of fact had there not been the unfortunate rupture between him and his former deputy, there is every reason to believe that the transmission and transfer of power would have been smoother and more seamless.

    The thing about unwritten agreements is that they have a way of burning and insinuating their way into human consciousness and national memory where they solidify as part of the established convention. They cannot be unilaterally repealed by one side without the other vigorously reacting. Consequently, it is an invitation to return to the status quo ante bellum in circumstances of anarchy and mayhem.

    This open tender for disintegration is one the country can ill-afford given its current dire circumstances. It has been a long journey from 1999. The mood is frayed and tempers are more brittle. The National Question is compounded. Many are now echoing General Gowon’s opening speech at the very end of July 1966 that the basis for Nigerian unity is no longer there. For good measure, Gowon went on to remind rampaging northerners to take solace in the fact that one of them was back in power.

    Politicians should learn to take a cue from historical developments. If the violent reactions in some parts of the country to the constitutional infractions and serial breach of national character in the last six years are anything to go by, we can be sure that post-zoning Nigeria is going to be an anarchic war-zone full of fear and trembling.

    It is said among the Yoruba that nobody must stop a young child from climbing the hill of Langbodo. Given their relative age, members of the Northern Governors’ Forum were probably too young or politically callow to appreciate the arduous painstaking process, the personal sacrifices and the politics of abstemious self-denial that went into the making of the zoning formula.

    They should consult their surviving elders and statesmen. The whole thing might have degenerated into an open bazaar of self-enrichment and self-recruitment nowadays, but we cannot afford to throw away the baby with the bath water.

    No edifice can stand for all time and for all purposes. What the zoning formula needs is reform and further refinement. This must go hand in hand with a constitutional amendment which limits presidential term to a single six year tenure.

    With the prospects of a lame duck presidency already starring us in the face just as it happened with Obasanjo who spent the last two years of his presidency in a ferocious dog-fight with his deputy, it should be obvious that six years are enough for anybody to register and achieve their mission unless there is a scary nation-threatening emergency.

    In a remarkable walk-back, Nasir el-Rufai, the feisty and tempestuous governor of Kaduna State, has stated that while the northern establishment was not against power shift, what it abhors is the minatory language of entitlement by southern leaders when the watchword should be negotiation and horse trading.

    The question is, negotiating about what and for what? In this miasma of clarification as obfuscation, what el-Rufai may be hinting at is that the entire clause of zoning ought to be renegotiated and redefined.

    If that is the case, then it cannot stop at zoning which is nothing but an elite pact for the shuffling and reshuffling of personnel to foster a sense of elite belonging and political inclusiveness. Given emergent realities, it is the terms of staying together of the various people boxed into a colonial corner named Nigeria that ought to be revisited and renegotiated in order to give way to a more perfect union.

    As we have noted at the beginning, too much politics gets in the way of everything that is noble and inspiring about this country. In any society where everything is politicised, the noble art of politics becomes a toxic pollutant infecting and poisoning everything with its noxious effluvium. It is the bane of the politicisation of everything that has led Nigeria to the cul de sac of fixities about political persecution and fixations about numerical advantage and other assets of political warfare.

    So far, the Nigerian political elites have proved more adept at sharing the dwindling and disappearing national cake than baking it. Zoning is not a fool proof mechanism for all time. It is a mere stop-gap contraption for preventing the Nigerian political class from coming to blows in the perennial orgy of feeding frenzy while waiting for the authentic  pan-Nigerian critical mass.

    But despite its imperfections and blemishes, despite the obvious shutting out of genuine talents at the altar of political cohesion and elite inclusiveness, it has helped Nigeria navigate the most tortuous pitfalls of post-military politics. Yet nothing lasts forever. If we have now found a superior magic formula for fostering greater unity and cohesiveness among the various peoples, nationalities and classes that make up the Nigerian nation, let us bring it up without any further ado.

  • Baba Lekki ventilates on Nigeria @ 61

    Baba Lekki ventilates on Nigeria @ 61

    By Tatalo Alamu

    To Obele-Onimalu on the ancient cattle rustlers’ route for a historic briefing on the state of the nation by the recently deposed and banished Sarkin Tulasi, Lambert Adesokan, aka Baba Lekki. This was where the old man took refuge having been dislodged from his rural maternal paradise during an uprising by a tribe of warrior monkeys.  The leader of the brood is a vicious albinoid hybrid justly celebrated for snatching a service rifle from a policeman at Owode market.

    The distraught police authorities promptly recorded the incident as “ accident due to animal palava. Monkey go AWOL. Miscarried manslaughter”. When Baba Lekki asked the minatory mongrel about the drama, it laughed hysterically thumping his chest repeatedly even as it gestured about how the embattled cop took to his heels.

    Okon was one of the early arrivals in Baba Lekki’s new haven this wet and soggy morning. There was heavy rumbling in the background. The atmosphere was pregnant with an imminent downpour. The overcast sky appeared dark and sullen, as if reflecting the mood of the nation.  The feeling of hopelessness and haplessness, of a sour and sully regret about the state of the nation, was unmistakable.

    Baba Lekki’s new abode looked like a mad scholar’s camp, with books, files, mimeographs and all kinds of memorabilia and arcane memoranda strewn all over the place like exhibits at a grammarian’s funeral. The old contrarian and mystic medium of mayhem sat poring over a hidebound copy of Napoleon’s Book of Fate when Okon surprised him in his loony lair.

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    They had not seen since the monkey fiasco when Baba Lekki after a thorough pummelling by rogue simians succumbed to a primitive version of the modern coup carried out by the elite monkey assault troops. The scars and scratches were still visible as Okon fled through the ravines of Ajebo later to emerge at the intersection between Lufogiri and Orile Mafoluku with his tail firmly between his legs as he importuned trailer drivers for a ride to safety.

    Okon had seized the opportunity of the sparse crowd to rile up the old man over his recent monkey misfortune.

    “Baba wetin happen now?” the mad boy opened with a savage sneer. “I think say you be tough man. But when dem monkey come dey land better blow for your egungun head and no reply, I come say dem don kill another Yoruba heavyweight like dem Joshua boy for London. Dem pepper dat one sotey him no dey see again. Na owanbe kill fine boy. Like all dem Yoruba people”.

    “Okon, shut up your Mgbirichi mouth. When monkey wan kill Lion of Amunigun and dem come drive man to dis yeye place, no be dem Nigeria story be dat one? Abi I dey lie?” The old man noted with an affable frown.

    “Baba, na true talk. Dat one na heavy heavy parable”, one man intoned in heavily accented pidgin.

    “ My brother, na dat one dem dey call Parable of Passover before final passing out parade”, the old man jeered.

    “Baba, I say I wan leave. Dis kontri na animal kingdom. I say I wan go dem Guinea make man take dem Mamady man him German wife!” the mad boy screamed.

    “Okon, you are a stupid boy. I don tell you, dem Colonel Doumbouya go dumbu you. No be Sikira matter be dis one. Even dem African Eunuchs abi wetin dem dey call demself, dem no fit do nothing about dat one. Na former French soldier. Dem last French legionnaire for Africa dem man called Bokassa him dey eat people and dey fry dem blokos”, Baba Lekki drawled.

    By this time, the crowd had thickened and the place crawled with all manner of people. The real fireworks began in earnest. One tall dandified man resplendent in Igbo traditional attire suddenly jumped up.

    “Baba, I wan know dem tailor who made dem trouser dem Sai Buhari wear reach Imo state. No be cultural genocide be dat one?”  He demanded.

    “Na dat one dem Fela dey call show me your kokose, omo ale trouser”, one man sing-sang.

    “Omo ale (bastard!!) Thunder fire your gbegiri mouth”, a Buhari man screamed.

    “He be like if say na dem Haroon elSoudani  dem measure”, the crooner returned fire.

    “Leave the man we are happy with him. Now that he has put Ararume in charge”, one man noted.

    “Dat one na Abu’s money dem dey use to entertain Abu”, Baba Lekki noted in a cryptic Yoruba conundrum. The irate fan could no longer take it. Four shots rang out and everybody fled in different directions.

  • An evening without Awo

    An evening without Awo

    By Tatalo Alamu

    • The crisis of unitary governance in Nigeria

    To Glover Memorial Hall and its antique ambience this last Sunday for a fascinating and engrossing musical on the unforgettable Obafemi Awolowo, a political genius and visionary statesman, unarguably the most memorable figure thrown up in the crucible of Nigeria’s postcolonial politics. Almost twenty years ago at the Afenifere Inaugural Lecture, this writer described Awolowo’s departure from the Nigerian political scene as the longest goodbye ever.

    Thirty four years after his translation to immortality, the situation remains very much the same. Hardly can a day pass in the turbulent world of Nigerian politics without Awolowo being directly referenced or his sterling record indirectly alluded to even by his remaining political adversaries. The man has become a living legend.

    Such is the mystical and mesmerizing hold he continues to exert on his Yoruba people, such is the reverential awe in which he is held that the man who was once sighted waving from the moon has become an object of secular worship in many quarters. As his factual physical presence recedes from human memory, as he becomes a figure of remote antiquity, Awo is also transforming into a mythical personage; a semi-god in the pantheon of his people.

    But how to get to Glover Memorial Hall this beautiful evening became a major problem and source of anxiety. When one got the card, one had thought that the advertised venue was a typographical error; a misprision for the iconic and refurbished Lagos City Hall which came back to life after a mysterious fire incident that gutted its entrails.

    But on further investigation, it turned out that Glover Memorial Hall was for real. It is a measure of how far the country has journeyed from physical colonization that a national monument like Glover Hall would gradually fade away from memory. Despite this, complexities and cultural contradictions remain.

    At this point the mind took over with its bag of tricks. Glover? Was that not the one hacked down by irate tribesmen somewhere in Keffi? No, in actual fact he was not. It was Captain John Moloney—not to be confused with the other more distinguished Sir Cornelius Alfred Moloney— whose murder invited a savage response by the colonial authorities. The saying, men are hanged not because horses are stolen but so that horses will not be stolen remained a standard fare of colonial justice.

    Glover was a different kettle of fish, a tough but respectable and much admired colonial authority. The hall was built in 1887 in his memory after his departure by appreciative Lagosians led by Dr J.K Randle. But like most things else in the country, the memorial hall went into decay and desuetude. After a false start of rejuvenation, it was only recently reprieved from its “semi-derelict” state by a Nigerian artistic troupe.

    Glover Hall was wearing a facelift after a make-over pioneered by Akin Ambode and later taken up by Jide Sanwo-Olu in his usual quietly energetic manner. But the approach from the business district perimeter remained cramped, clogged and utterly discomfiting, requiring unusual stamina and fortitude as you negotiated natural impediments and human obstacles put in place by a posse of half-crazed druggies who called one out by name as they demanded their own share of the birthday largesse.

    The invitation to attend the show was a political summons, a coded message to an off-message son which bears eloquent testimony to the rich political culture of the Yoruba and the extraordinary capacity of its elders to speak in political tongues. The Agidigbo drum speaks in proverbs and riddles meant only for the wise and discerning.

    Two VIP cards had landed in the house, sent by a representative of the premier sociocultural conclave of Yoruba cognoscenti otherwise known as Afenifere. Yours sincerely knew what it meant. Refusal or rejection was not on the card. Hurried arrangements had to be made to make sure that one did not miss the event.

    In the event, it turned out to be a memorable feast of music, dancing and joyous singing. The cast was quite formidable. Awo’s mystical aura and politically electrifying presence was brought alive. Although it must be said that the attempt to portray Awo as an incurable romantic did not quite come off, this was more than compensated for by individual acting. The chap who played the late Ikenne titan was brilliant and impressive, capturing the Awo persona in all its dignified carriage and chilly aloofness.

    There were unforgettable cameos of the leading figures of that convulsive and turbulent era: Samuel Ladoke Akintola, Chief Ayo Rosiji, Oba C,D Akran and the colourfully and fancifully attired Festus Okotie-Eboh, the Omimi Ejoh himself. If only there was more traditional music to reflect the subversive lyrics and counter-hegemonic drumming of the time. Akintola, a master of double-tongued panegyrics, would have picked out the ones slyly meant to put him in his place.

    The crisis that rocked the Action Group and which eventually led to the destruction of the First Republic was vividly dramatized with the wily and pragmatic SLA acting as a historic foil to the implacable social prophet and unappeasable social reformer in Awolowo. It was to end in mutual political ruination of the contending forces as it ever so happens in history, with Awolowo escaping with a temporary reprieve.

    In retrospect it all appears as if there is a ring of inevitability to the tragic denouement. Even at its most coherent and cohesive, the Action Group was at best an unstable ensemble of contending and mutually countervailing political forces with royalist, conservative and progressive elements jostling for supremacy. While this roiling cauldron of contradictory forces was kept under the lid for some time, the decision of its able and charismatic leader to move to the centre in order to join forces with the federal authorities was to prove a bridge too far.

    The decision of Awolowo to move to the centre probably panicked the federal coalition into adopting a policy of proactive destabilization of both the old western region and its stellar ruling party. With generous federal assistance, the Action Group fractured into its component parts sending the region into a political tailspin which would eventually lead to the destruction of the First Republic and the advent of military rule. It will be recalled that the ruling authorities had earlier unilaterally and unitarily carved out the mid-West region just to whittle down Awo’s authority.

    In all this, Awolowo’s main aim was to extend to the rest of the country the credo of life more abundant and the miracle of accelerated development he had performed for his native region. His driving political philosophy was Democratic Socialism. But his political opponents led by Akintola insisted that in a multi-ethnic and multi-religious nation political victories are driven by coalition, compromises and bargaining among the political elite and not fancy idealism and naïve sloganeering.

    So while Awolowo took a sharp lurch to the left, his right-wing adversaries scrambled back to their conservative bastion. In retrospect, the mantra of Democratic Socialism was dead on arrival; a roaring oxymoron in a country dominated by a feudal elite who held this as a serious affront to their culture and politics.

    A fiercely determined man, Awolowo was not going to be deterred by this political duel onto death. He had let it be known boldly and clearly that feudalism was the bane of modern Nigeria. Any compromise, bargain or deal with its scions was bound to end in political dilution and ideological diminution which would affect the mode of governance and the quality of service delivery itself. He simply went behind the northern power brokers to take his case directly to the northern masses.

    The northern power masters were so outraged by this contumely which they saw as the equivalent of a death sentence that they decided to teach Awolowo an unforgettable lesson in political power play. The ensuing conflagration pushed the country along the path of thunder, as memorably phrased by Christopher Okigbo. This in turn drew the ire of mid-ranking Igbo military officers with their fiercely republican ethos. It ended the First Republic and led directly to civil war.

    Almost sixty years after the politics of Nigeria continues to be framed along this perilous fault line of permanent confrontation and collision of shrines between two main antagonistic forces, with internal mutations and modifications as enacted in different forms, formats, formations and formulations.

    About thirty five years ago, General Babangida noted that Awolowo was the main issue in Nigerian politics for the previous three decades. He was not resorting to hyperbolic ventilation. Sixty years after independence, Obafemi Awolowo’s ideals and ideas continue to frame the contours of national discourse whether as seen in his 1947 landmark intervention in the National Question, his ruminations on fiscal federalism, his discourse on the need for mental magnitude and his seminal disquisition on the strategies and tactics of the People’s Republic.

    This is why whenever Nigeria finds itself in dire straits such as we are, the supersonic boom of Awo’s ideas, the thunderous artillery of his thinking, continue to echo and ricochet. Finally, it will be fruitful and profitable to imagine how the departed avatar would view the current circumstances of the nation, with its endless physical confrontations and legal contestations for the soul of the country.

    In all probability, Awolowo would have donned his legal gown as he heads for the Supreme Court over the VAT imbroglio. But it is useful to disentangle facts from myths. Despite his apparent rigidity and unyielding stance on many political issues, Awolowo was not doctrinaire and inflexible in his thoughts. He was capable of changing his stance and yielding to superior political arguments.

    This can be seen in his essay, “Rethinking in Prison”, his willingness to modulate and modify his romantic federalism so that Nigeria can move forward and his readiness to serve under General Gowon up to a point to save the nation from sure perdition. He was the only one among the titanic troika who insisted that a secessionist clause should be put in the constitution. But he dropped the idea after he was persuaded that it could open the Pandora Box of national disintegration.

    But it is almost certain that were Awolowo to be alive, he would have nailed his colours to the mast of Nigerian masses and fought for their emancipation from political serfdom. In his very last interview, Awolowo told his interviewer that were he to die and come back in thirty years only to find Nigeria still a bastion of economic inequities and political injustice, he would certainly be at the head of the stone-throwing mob.

    How then would this remarkable man view the current catcalls for the dissolution of the country championed by several self-determination groups? Awo would have understood their grievances, just as he would have appreciated their deep animus against the Nigeria postcolonial state and the hegemonic caste that had held it in thraldom since independence. He himself had been their serial victim. They sent him to jail and made it impossible for him to realize his dream of ruling the nation.

    Yet despite everything, such was the gargantuan sum total of Awo’s psychic, emotional and intellectual investment in Project Nigeria that in all likelihood he would have baulked at the idea of a summary dissolution of his beloved nation no matter the provocation. This was the extraordinary personage we all gathered to honour once again last Sunday. It is proving impossible to bid Awo a final goodbye.

  • Baba Lekki becomes Sarkin Tulasi of Kelenusonu Republic

    By Tatalo Alamu

    To the pristine Egba forest near Ogunmakin this wet and soggy morning for what was billed as an international press briefing by the newly self-ennobled sovereign of Kelenusonu Republic, Lambert Adebiwonnu Adesokan, Elegiri 1. In Yoruba linguistic parlance, Kelenusonu means shut up or mind your language.

    In the general atmosphere of fear and trembling that followed the Igboho uprising, the ancient combatant had retreated to this idyllic haven of his great grandmother and carved out a piece of the land which he promptly named Kelenusonu with himself designated as Sarkin Tulasi. There, he proceeded to hold court among swinging monkeys often entertaining himself with arcane conversations with the grizzled leader of the tribe whom he christened Ogbeni Atingisi.

    After Sunday Igboho retreated following a determined assault on his homestead by a combined security team, Baba Lekki had been inconsolable. For days, he kept on bemoaning the fate of the gallant but politically naïve freedom fighter.

    “ Oosa Anlugba!!! We told this boy not to go through the land of King Gezo. They are crazy people. They fought us for a hundred years. We told him not to tarry until he has reached Gambia and the land of the Akus. Those ones are our people who value the price of liberty and freedom”, he would cry in the dead of the night.

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    Thereafter fearing state apprehension, the old contrarian fled in the dead of the night to his mother’s ancestral village. As for Okon, he had become a pathetic shadow of his former jaunty self-assured self. Fearing that his role as an agent provocateur in the whole brouhaha might soon be uncovered, he had restricted himself to the loft, occasionally coming down to forage for food. But whenever a black cat was sighted in the vicinity the mad fellow would jump back, screaming, “ Na dem Yoruba boy. Na dem Igboho boy who wan finish me.”

    Strangely enough and to one’s amazement, the makeshift Kelenusonu Hall built entirely from bamboo shoots and by community efforts was filled to the brim, bristling with cads, crooks, con-men and the odd political wannabe all the way from the old capital. There was also a sprinkling of area boys who hold the old codger in considerable affection and respect who had traced him to his forest liar.

    The old contrarian sat resplendent among the teeming crowd dressed in ancient hunter’s uniform venting off the stench of stale palm wine and raw tobacco. He was assisted by a wild leering man whom he called emeritus professor and who bore an eerie resemblance to a celebrated professorial gadfly from one of the nation’s first generation universities. The fireworks started immediately with a bleary-eyed Okon who had spent the previous night drinking Burukutu opening proceedings.

    “Baba, I wan take permission reach dem Guinea kontri. I hear say dem koop leader get dem German and French wife. Make man take dem German one”, the mad boy sneered.

    “Okon, this is a serious meeting. Dumbouya go dumbu you. I have no time for your petit-bourgeois nonsense”, the old man snapped, waving the mad boy off.

    “Isokay. Whether na petibujara or Obubra, I dey wait for who fit drive me comot here”, the mad boy screamed. A serious-looking man with a scholarly mien raised up his hand.

    “Baba, what is your view about this VAT palaver?” he demanded.

    “Fiscal fatherism can never become fiscal federalism”, Baba noted tersely and sat down.

    The emeritus professor jumped up to elaborate. “First seek yee the political kingdom. The system of paternalistic authoritarianism combined with military command mentality can never lead to fiscal federalism. All the legal gallivanting is nothing but Shakara Oloje”, the professor noted.

    At this point, the leader of the monkey tribe leapt on stage and Baba Lekki began cradling and patting it. Several other monkeys jumped in and a vicious fist cuff ensued between simians and humans with the monkeys overwhelming by sheer number. The makeshift stage collapsed and everybody fled for dear life.

  • The Winter of Captain T.K Winterbottom

    The Winter of Captain T.K Winterbottom

    By Tatalo Alamu 

    We live in very interesting times. The old inscrutable Chinese could not have wished anybody a better time to live in. The ancient people of Confucius know that the best test of any political system that claims superiority over other or earlier systems is time. Time is a patient taskmaster. The Taliban cynically crow that western civilization may have the modern clock, but they (the Taliban) have the time, and that is time in all its oceanic plenitude.

    As the Taliban are ensconced in the presidential palace in Kabul dishing out to a bemused and stricken Afghan populace the very theocratic orders they were forced to abandon twenty years earlier, America and the west are wondering what has just hit them. This was not part of the original mission in all its messianic naivety. Nobody could have put things better than Mike Tyson, the rogue American pugilist and prize fighter: Every boxer has a plan until the first blow hits them in the face.

    The old African savants, masters of traditional authoritarian order, would be chuckling in their graves. A child that berates its parents for being poor and dissolute has all the time in the world to prove its own worth.

    This column has been shouting from the rooftop that the world is on the cusp of momentous changes. Everywhere you turn, liberal democracy and its offshoot of the nation-state paradigm are facing their most severe test since Christopher Columbus claimed to have discovered the Americas.

    The winter of Mr Winterbottom is here for all to see. There are brutal ironies in the air. In sheer desperation, facts are fiddled with and figures are further reconfigured to make them conform to unyielding reality. But the underlying problems will not disappear.

    Now we have the phenomenon of growth without development and of cooked up statistics masking deepening poverty and biblical misery. Anybody who grows a hundred tubers of yam but who insists that it is two hundred must be prepared to consume untruth when the truth is exhausted.

    Perhaps this is where our literary geniuses could be of help. Writers are the unacknowledged seers and political prophets of their society. They see farther than everybody. This is probably because of their unique temperament and psychological make-up.

    At the end of Things Fall Apart after the protagonist had hanged himself rather than face up to the prospects of sure execution for beheading an emissary of the new order,  the colonial administrator, mulled the title of the book he was writing to capture the historical tragedy that had just been enacted.

    It was the story of a flawed hero who refused to change with changing times. The tested servant and mandarin of British Empire came up with the provisional title: The Pacification of the Primitive Tribes of the Lower Niger.

    If the irony of this colonial hubris and cultural arrogance was lost on the colonial administrator who thought he was on a civilizing mission to tame and humanize the savages of Africa, it was not on Chinua Achebe, the master ironist himself. How on earth could anybody assume and presume that other people, however strange and different, did not have their own indigenous system for ordering the world and for making sense of reality? The arrogance sucks to say the least.

    Yet as the years went by and the pacification intensified at the cultural, spiritual and intellectual levels, the colonial arrogance oscillated between brazen loathing for the “strange ways” of the conquered people and a sublime contempt for the extant tradition which had signally failed them.

    In Chinua Achebe’s subsequent classic, Arrow of God, Captain T.K Winterbottom, the colonial administrator, resorted to open baiting of the people when he was not engaged in a harsh attempt at suppressing their indigenous customs. It never occurred to the satrap of cultural imperialism that Africans did not first hear of culture with the coming of the White race.

    But as subsequent events would prove, change is not only for the conquered, it is even more imperative for the conquerors themselves. Those who are incapable of changing cannot change others. Last month, American forces were expelled from Afghanistan, just as it had happened to the British and the Russians.

    In a recurrent cycle of misbegotten imperialism, the same fate had overtaken French and American forces in Indo-China and most memorably in Vietnam. Doing the same thing all over again and expecting a different result is a sign of pure madness, according to Albert Einstein, the modern world’s greatest scientist.

    Meanwhile, the Igbo people are going through another round of forcible compliance in the hands of Nigeria’s successor colonial state. Surely, it ought to be clear by now that the paradigm of nation-building and state validation bequeathed to Nigeria by the parent colonial state is severely flawed and can only lead to permanent chaos and instability. Those who refuse to learn and profit from their own history are condemned to a life of spiteful futility.

    As the old African ontology reasserts itself against the vagaries of modern nationhood and the sheer incompetence of the postcolonial state in adjudicating competing and countervailing elite interests, it is clear that we must find within ourselves the means of domesticating and humanizing the postcolonial state bequeathed by the colonial masters which can only pacify the natives without even attempting to understand them. It is the Winterbottom Complex.

    If this strategy of forcible co-optation succeeded in the high noon of colonization, it now faces terrible disaster in the world’s oldest continent. This year alone, South Africa descended briefly into apocalyptic chaos as a fall out of the Jacob Zuma presidency and the inability of the apartheid successor-state to wean itself off the terroristic inequities of the original apartheid state.

    Zuma, a traditional African chieftain straight out of Zulu Dawn, combined the worst excesses of traditional authoritarian African rule with a tantalizing incompetence when it comes to running the affairs of a modern nation. He has never hidden his contempt for the latter. He has just been let out on medical parole to assuage his teeming ethnic cohorts. The original problem will not go away.

    In the West African sub-continent, the spate of military coups within months should be an ominous augury of where things are headed. Chad, Mali and now Guinea have succumbed to untrammelled military rule.

    In all these countries, there are underlying unresolved ethnic and economic tensions which predispose the political elite to zero-sum games and sit tight shenanigans, whether as seen in the Zhagawa hegemony in Chad, the Malinke-Fulani   dogfight in Guinea or the Tuareg fear of domination and marginalization in Mali. It is an apocalyptic cocktail of resentment and disorder which has fuelled wars and periodic upheavals.

    It is the same cocktail playing out in Central African Republic and in Niger Republic where a brief military uprising to prevent an orderly transfer of power was promptly quelled. In the case of Alpha Conde, it has been a familiar route to national tragedy. The AU and ECOWAS now shouting murder from the rooftop watched quietly as the otherwise impeccably credentialed former civil society activist tweaked his country’s constitution to allow him to run for an illegal Third Term.

    When at the turn of the nineties, President Mitterand of France at a Conference in La Baule famously proclaimed a wind of democratic change blowing over Africa, he probably had in mind the momentous events leading to the fall of the Berlin Wall and the heroic resolve of the Beninois people who had just dismissed their former military tormentors.

    But the crafty French ruler did not reckon with the possibility of the old African ontological essence reasserting itself. This was at the same time Robert Mugabe, the old Shona wizard of Harare, was tightening the bolts and nuts of authoritarian personalist rule in his country while throwing the keys into the Zambezi River.

    It will take the Zimbabwean military another three decades to prise the nation from the iron claws of the clearly unhinged former nationalist hero. It was also at the time General Ibrahim Babangida’s transition chicanery was winging its way to its tragic and perilous end. Thirty years after Mitterand’s declaration Africa is probably in a worse shape, a tragic patchwork of sham democracy, authoritarian personalist rule and outright military dictatorship.

    What remains to be worked out is why Africa proved such an easy meat for the colonial invaders to swallow unlike what happened in some other non-Western societies. For an answer to this, we must return to the Umofia society as brilliantly captured for posterity by Chinua Achebe.

    There is no perfect human society. But every society must find within its inner reserves the capacity for change whenever such change is demanded by new realities and emergent historical exigencies. Otherwise such changes will be effected by the antagonistic logic supplied by internal invaders or external conquest.

    It was this inability to change and adapt to new circumstances that proved the Achilles heel of the Umofia society, just as it would happen in virtually all pre-colonial African societies. Despite the fact that there were several native customs and aspects of the tradition requiring change or radical modifications as the case may be, the entire Umofia society was in the throes of an ethical and moral paralysis. Even the most courageous cowered in abject cowardice and fear of the oracle.

    Everybody in Umofia knew that the practice of killing off all war captives was a custom that had had its day. But no one was willing to move against tradition. Ezeudu, the oldest and most decorated war hero, could only steal into Okonkwo’s compound in the dead of the night. “That boy calls you father. Do not have a hand in its death”, the veteran head-hunter admonished the junior warrior.

    But it was to no avail. Out of the fear of fear and of being labelled a coward, it was Okonkwo himself who cut the poor boy down as he ran to towards him and away from his assailants. It was the beginning of the end. Obierika, Okonkwo’s best friend and Achebe’s favourite character, could only negotiate a route out of the impasse distinguished by its outlandish opportunism and ethical cop-out: “If the oracle says I should kill my son I will not object but I will not be the one to do it”.

    This is the bane of all societies in urgent need of internal reformers but with none in sight. It is not surprising that Nwoye, Okonkwo’s resolutely off-message and indolent son, was one of the early people in the Umofia clan to secede to the new religion which provided a radical haven for the wretched of Umofia’s earth. Nnoka, his grandfather, an ineffectual and debt-ridden nonconformist, would have nodded from his grave in great approval. The last had become the first.

    What distinguishes Africa from certain societies that have withstood the ravages of colonial conquest is the institutional weaknesses of the pre-colonial African societies and their lack of capacity for internal change and societal reforms. They had passed the high noon of evolution and only seismic revolutions could have saved them.  Despite being formally conquered and subjugated at some point, China, India, the Arab Peninsula and Singapore have managed to survive with their indigenously evolved political and economic systems.

    The spate of coups, ethnic conflagration and political disorder in Africa is just a symptom of a more fundamental psychic disorientation of African people. Having been brought culturally to heel, intellectual, spiritual and economic estrangement must logically ensue. These is why even the most accomplished Africans, unlike the Chinese, the Indians, the Singaporeans and the Japanese, seek intellectual validation from western institutions designed to protect and project the hegemony of the western order.

    Such has been the ideological efficacy and the spiritual terror exerted on Africans by these foreign institutions that it has proved impossible to evolve a distinctly African identity or to recuperate its lost organic essence. The result is a people completely alienated and disembodied from reality permanently groping in the dark void and debris of history while waiting for divine extrication. It will not come under the current circumstances.

    As the nation-state paradigm and its liberal democracy ancillary continue to unravel even in the west, it is now obvious that Africa requires a new intellectual cadre that must think through its fundamental problems in an original and organic manner.

    Such a project does not preclude borrowing motifs and tropes from western civilization. But as the Chinese, the Singaporeans, the Indians and now the Emirate Arabs have taught us, such an exercise requires a thorough knowledge and complete immersion in countervailing global cultures.

    It is the chilly winter of Captain T. K Winterbottom. What follows next is not going to be Utopia. It is going to be one hell of commotion and caterwauling. Liberal democracy and the nation-state paradigm have exhausted their possibility for the human race. After the smoke has cleared, the world is going to be a more interesting place.

  • And Pa Michael Omolayole called

    By Tatalo Alamu 

    For snooper, Okon’s beloved master, it has been quite an improbable week in which outlandish fiction jostled with incredible reality. The real world itself has become such an impossible fiction that many of us who live in the borderline between reality and fiction can no longer tell which is which. Sometimes you are reading a novel and sometimes you feel it is the novel that is writing you.

    Having attained the biblical age of three scores and ten years this past week, snooper has learnt never to take any fiction for granted. Reality and the impossible comingle seamlessly and effortlessly. The avalanche of tributes to yours sincerely has been overwhelming. Graciously led by the nation’s helmsman himself, President Mohammadu Buhari, it was a moveable feast.

    Snooper had long concluded that he was writing for posterity and not the present age. In a public career of ceaseless penmanship that began as a teenage journalist with The Nigerian Tribune over fifty years ago, yours sincerely has neither looked back nor has he expected any earthly rewards for the excruciating labour. Only those who have seriously tried to put pen to paper can bear witness.

    The problem with writing for posterity is that it has a way of crashing upon you. At public seminar in Victorian England, the young impostor could not believe the cynical reception he was receiving from the audience after a long, rambling and boring speech. “I speak for posterity!” he railed at his tormentors. “And you are here to detain us until they come sir, isn’t it?” an old man shot back.

    In African culture, respect for old age is a standard fare. Of all the tributes none has been more sobering and intriguing than an early morning exchange with Dr Michael Omolayole, the great boardroom guru and international administrator per excellence. It began with a strange call with the caller refusing to identify himself, insisting that it was not very important. After a few minutes of back and forth, yours sincerely was able to pinpoint the identity of the mystery caller.

    Yours sincerely had been tipped off by a friend, Chief Muyiwa Runsewe. It was an engrossing conversation with one of the last of the titans. Thank you sir, and since you promised to tune in every Sunday, I hope you are reading this.  Thank you all.