Category: Tatalo Alamu

  • On the myth of social contract

    On the myth of social contract

    By Tatalo Alamu 

    Unitary federalism is a political oxymoron.  When its misbegotten history in Nigeria is written, this past week will be seen as a watershed.  Fearing the gale of national consensus as it surges past its hitherto impregnable fortress, the federal authorities finally abandoned their scornful silence for a more vigorous and hysterical denunciation of the apostles of restructuring.

    Even by the standards of repressive autocracies that one has witnessed in Nigeria, the display of state distemper was quite remarkable. The presidency resorted to hurling epithets at the proponents of restructuring even as it darkly hinted of possible reprisals for “unguarded and unpatriotic utterances”.  Among the targets are the nation’s leading Pentecostal priest and possibly a Vice President who appeared to have suddenly and ominously rediscovered his crusading gusto.

    There appears to be no limits to political obscenity anymore.  It is an ungainly descent from the realm of tolerable statecraft to the dark ossuaries of political witchcraft. One would be excused to imagine that the issue of restructuring was never part of the original manifesto of the ruling party.  Yet it is, and has survived several clever ruses to give it a state funeral.

    A manifesto is the ultimate sacred covenant between a party and the people. But in postcolonial Nigeria, manifestos mean nothing, and are not worth the paper on which they are written.  What matters is the will of the “party” as implacably enacted against the absent will of the populace. In the electoral void and just as it happens in conventional warfare, God marches on the side of the bigger battalion. The people are just idle spectators.

    The reason for this hiatus is even more fundamental than parties and their manifestos.  It speaks to the lack of a foundational social contract between the people and the postcolonial elite thrown up in Africa after the physical cessation of colonization.  What ensued after the epoch of colonization was not liberation in the fundamental sense of the word but the naturalization of the personnel and apparatus of tyranny.

    There is no difference whatsoever between King Leopold’s manager of the interior, a memorable sadist brilliantly captured in Joseph Conrad’s haunting novel who supervised the systematic plunder of the African interior while being elegantly turned out, and Joseph Mobutu who presided over the rapine of his people while being nattily attired in leopard cap and all the appurtenances of an authentic African Taoiseach .

    Four hundred years earlier, the Portuguese invaders had rounded up all the inhabitants of the old Kongo kingdom around present day Angola and transported them to the new colony of Brazil through the slave port of Luanda. The Iberians were emboldened when they discovered that the mighty African kingdom had no passable army.

    There was no talk of a social contract either in Mobutu’s Zaire or King Leopold’s Free State of the Congo.  This is because the people did not register as real people but as mere objects of economic exploitation and further dehumanization. This is even more so of those who have been enslaved. Social contract is not a free meal ticket. It can only exist between people of the same race, creed, caste or even religion, no matter the differentiation in economic status.

    African intellectuals and scholars are deluded when they think that the social contract as known in Europe and America can be transferred in its organic essence to African history.  You cannot inherit other people’s historical trajectory.  You must create your own often in conditions and circumstances that are not of your own making.

    The European social contract is not a product of African exertion. You can extend the subliminal trope to give the theory a universal validity, but you cannot appropriate other people’s toil and tears. To be sure, there were pre-colonial African societies that fought off their tyrannical rulers to secure a form or version of the social contract.

    For example, for close to three hundred years leading to colonization, the Yoruba people were engaged in a war of will and wits with their traditional rulers which pushed back the frontiers of feudal autocracy by enshrining some code of conduct in the affairs of the society. But all that was lost in the rubble of colonial conquest. The quest for freedom had to start afresh.

    European social contract was the product of protracted wars and unimaginable bloodshed in which people rose against tyrannical and unaccountable authorities. People easily forget that the Magna Carta was signed into law on June 15, 1215 by King John. There were countless other such uprisings in the next three hundred years as human yearnings for freedom and self-determination came into violent contradiction with feudal absolutism.

    But as the Dark Age receded in all its pristine savagery and the Age of Enlightenment crept in, philosophers from Thomas Hobbes to Rousseau began to see the state as a necessary evil, a leviathan which must be put in place to save human societies from reverting to a state of nature. Humans may be born free but to enjoy the fruits of civilization some of humanity’s worst excesses must be reined in. In order to enjoy freedom, humanity had to be leashed.

    It was then left to liberal-minded philosophers such as John Locke and his followers to insert the contractual clause binding on both the people who have surrendered their freedom and liberty to the state and the state that has collected such freedom in order to be able to protect the people and safeguard their interest. Any breach of the contract on the part of the state could lead to revolt or revolution.

    That is as good as the social contract is. A closer look will reveal that there are vast categories of humanity pointedly excluded from the social contract.  First by substituting “man” for the supreme gender category, the very idea of “womanity” is conceptually abolished. In other words, women are not part of the social contract and must struggle to become part of “mankind”. This was exactly what happened in Britain.

    Second, in the way and manner it is conceived and theorised, social contract excludes people who have been economically enslaved and taken away from their native land and those who have been politically enslaved—a euphemism for colonization—and retained at home.  Consequently, social contract is a racially determined construct which is also caste compliant and gender insensitive. It fails to accommodate the enslaved, the colonised and the fairer sex.

    But you cannot blame Locke and the Enlightenment philosophers. They theorized the world as they found it and as far as that world could reckon, the negroes, the American Indians and South American Latinos were hazy unrealized aliens and evolutionary by-passes from remote antiquity of humanity; sub-human species that cannot be accorded the status of human-being.

    Locke’s extant writings on the Amerindians were quite revealing. Justifying the brutal expropriation of their land by their American conquerors, the British philosopher insisted that the red Indians had no claim to the ownership of the land on the ground that they had not done anything sensible with it. Nothing must stand in the way of the manifest destiny of western civilization.

    From the foregoing, it should be obvious that social contract does not include the enslaved, the colonized, those brutally subjugated in their own land and the physically inferior gender. Despite the physical cessation of colonization, Africa merely exchanged one set of colonisers for another.

    In Nigeria as well as the rest of postcolonial Africa, the absence of any contractual obligation between the ruled and the rulers is very disruptive of democratic possibilities.  This remarkable absence often manifests in despotic military rule, one-party states, civilian autocracies and democratic despotism which parades all the paraphernalia of pluralistic rule but which in reality is a military dictatorship.

    Those who are condemning the violently abusive dismissals of the proponents of restructuring by the Nigerian presidency this past week must now understand where the presidential mind set is coming from. It is of an anti-democratic and anti-people provenance. The language is not only foul and intemperate it is also abusive of the spirit of the nation and the right to dissent.

    Restructuring has now become the albatross of the administration.  Twice it found its way into the party’s manifesto. Twice the party has reneged on its own sacred promise. In genuine, people-powered democracies, the punishment would have been swift and exemplary. But with the possible exception of the old west nothing will happen.  Even at that, greater political and pragmatic considerations may override the thirst for ideological vengeance.

    Beyond  instant gratification that does not last beyond election day, there is no social contract as we have seen. Second, there is no unified consciousness among the populace which makes for pan-national exertions. Finally, the post-colonial political class is itself a product of surrender, perfidy and mutual betrayal and cannot but act true to type.

    The absence of any binding social contract has made it possible for Nigerians to suffer all kinds of indignities and infractions in the hands of military despots and civilian autocrats alike. In a country of almost two hundred million people, the June12, 1993 election decisively won by MKO Abiola was annulled by a handful of military officers. In vain the great Zik asked for the groundnorm that made this possible.  But that was the whole point.

    A few more indignities may be on the way before something finally tips. In what nobody would have believed was possible in our lifetime, General Buhari has further desecrated the whole concept of social contract to mean caste contract, a development that has led to the most scandalous instances of nepotism and graft in the history of the nation.

    So far, it has been a potent and sure fire formula for national evisceration. And it is working like hell. With so many armed critiques of the Leviathan going on in different theatres of the nation, it may not be long before the fat lady sings.

    No nation that hopes to survive can avoid routine and periodic restructuring. To oppose restructuring is like saying that a particular structure can last forever without occasional re-examination and reconfiguration.  Unfortunately in Nigeria, restructuring has become a victim of a brutal power play.

    Those who believe that the current structure confers some political advantage on them do not want to let go even if the roof caves in on them. On the other hand, those at the receiving end of the structural malfunctioning will not mind bringing the roof down. But one thing is sure those who oppose restructuring today will not be prevented from enjoying its perquisites tomorrow.

    After all, there are generals who kept surreally quiet during the June 12 imbroglio and who have gone ahead to enjoy the largesse of the highest democratic office in the land, just as there are high-ranking officers who vowed to shoot Abiola who have since occupied some of the highest democratic offices in the land. It is a question of honour, but who cares about personal honour in a land full of political horrors? The Black person has some distance to cover.

  • The Case against the Warder State in Nigeria

    The Case against the Warder State in Nigeria

    Tatalo Alamu

     

    Last Thursday as Nigerians celebrated the diamond jubilee of the nation, a sombre mood of quiet despair and dashed expectations was all pervasive. For a normally upbeat and uproarious people, this deeply felt spirit of despondency cannot be said to be in the Nigerian nature. But sixty years under the crushing hammer of a malignant deadbeat state, Nigerians must be forgiven for losing their sense of humour and joie de vivre.

    Whether in its colonial incarnation or post-colonial actuality, the Lugardian torture-wrack bequeathed to Nigeria by its colonial masters has been a source of boundless miseries and endless national tragedies. In over a hundred years of existence, this nation often resembles a crude abattoir.   It has been a blood-splattered canvas; a killing frenzy that rivals a Homeric battlefield.

    In Africa only two countries, Congo and Sudan, can be said to have suffered more than Nigeria. But there is suffering and there is suffering. There is quantitative suffering and there is qualitative suffering. These three African countries are distinguished by their humongous sizes. Perhaps in the post-colonial condition “big” is the password for big trouble.

    Yet after the forcible partitioning of Sudan, South Sudan has not known any peace, having dissolved into a nasty multi-sectorial ethnic melee shortly after independence.  In the circumstance of complete institutional disorder, the nightmare of colonial cartography sometimes survives radical structural surgery.

    In the light of the disaster it has wrought in Africa and particularly in Nigeria and the monumental tragedy it has engendered for the Black race, a strong case can be made for the swift termination of the colonial state-nation imposed on Nigeria by its imperialist conquerors in their bid to forcibly co-opt Africa into the orbit of western capitalism.

    This is what forwarding-looking Nigerians mean by a structural reconfiguration of the terror state bequeathed to us by the colonialists if not its summary termination.  The colonial state-nation has had its heyday. It is a historic by-product of the structural logjam engendered as the western world transited from the epoch of empire to the paradigm of the modern nation-state.

    Still seeing itself very much as an empire accessory and brute enforcer, this schizophrenic state needed to internally create imaginary rival empires to crush to in order to sustain its delusions. These hegemonic wars of self-assertion against rival structures in post-empire entities result in pre-emptive strikes against other sections of the nation, chaos and permanent bloodletting such as we witness in post-colonial Nigeria.

    The most powerful intellectual and ideological critique of the empire-state was launched by the American founding fathers in a heroic bid to fashion a new type of nation away from the ashes of feudal Europe and the empire-state. Famously, George Washington declined the invitation to become a life president of the new nation on the grounds that his ancestors did not leave Europe to inaugurate a democratic monarchy in America.

    This powerful critique at the level of ideas soon transmuted into an armed critique when an obdurate British Empire insisted on collecting tax from a people who had declared their independence and who had no representation whatsoever in the British parliament. Tax without representation has a modern equivalent in subjecting people to punitive tariffs without genuine democracy.

    But a nation is a permanent work in progress which requires constant repairs and self-surveillance. Despite its heroic antecedents, it is a tragic pity to watch America mutate into a modern version of the belligerent and bellicose empire-state that its progenitors detested with all passion and which they had to take up arms against.

    It was not as if Nigeria’s founding fathers did not suspect that something was not right with the terror toy bequeathed to them by the departing colonial masters. But they were like the proverbial visually challenged clutching at different parts of an elephant and each thinking he has discovered the real thing.

    While Zik stressed the need for political resurgimento and economic determinism , an Awolowo insisted that this cannot be as long as Nigeria remains a mere geographical expression. In the case of Tafawa-Balewa and the Sardauna, they laid emphasis on the vast cultural and religious differences among the constitutive people which might militate against unity and core values.

    The passage of time corrects errors of perception. It is now time for Nigerians to build on the initial insights of their founding fathers. First, we need to fashion out a new, integrative and wholly indigenous Nigerian constitution which recognizes diversity as a basis for unity and the unifying essence of a multi-ethnic nation. Second, we must find a way to humanize the current warder state which is an old empire instrument of pacification.

    Nigeria has been badly served by elements from all sections of the country who have acted as an indigenous class of coolie collaborators against the true interests of their own people. Hence as Nigeria turns sixty, the National Question is taking on a dangerous hue: the gradual mutation of intellectual critiques to a vigorous armed critique of the state as evidenced by the mushrooming of ethnic determination groups and violent rogue separatist movements bent on taking down the Lugardian state.

    This morning, we take an unusual look at the amalgamation not as a political tragedy but as a classic love story. Love and loving are human attributes transcending race, religion and creed.  Reading through the following may soften our heart towards Lord Lugard. He was human after all, and a gallant and chivalrous lover to the bargain.

    Love in the tropics of malaria

    There was something of the tropics about Fredrick John Dealtry Lugard. Despite his ice-cool exterior and glacial temperament, there was an underlying fire, a capacity for fury and vengefulness, which was quite tropical in nature. Lugard also had a capacity for torrid, equatorial passion in the amatorial sense which would be considered in the west as a sign of the emotional incontinence that Africans are particularly prone. Despite being a British warlord, Lugard was in every sense of the word Othello’s compatriot.

    Fredrick was a child of the sultry tropics. He was born in the tropics, in Madras, India. He was the son of a British clergyman and his third wife. But he was raised in Britain and eventually enrolled at the Sandhurst Royal Military Academy.  After commissioning, he was posted to the East Norfolk Regiment and from there to the second battalion in India. The tropics had reclaimed its own. It was from the orient that Lugard was to contact the malaria that plagued him for the rest of his life and which became worse as Africa added its own vicious variety.

    The fateful conjoining with the tropics and its colonial history was to alter the fundamental trajectory and course of Lugard’s life. But in retrospect, it did not affect his substantial destiny. This is the way fate sometimes plays poker with human destiny. In any case, there is malaria and there is malaria. There is also emotional malaria, which sends the afflicted to the pitch of fevered delirium.

    In India, the young officer fell hopelessly and fecklessly in love with a married woman. It was the height of indiscretion. The ensuing furore was to destroy what was a promising military career. Normally high-strung, it was believed that it was at this point that Lugard suffered an emotional and nervous breakdown.

    In a feat of self-obliteration partly to redress the shame of an aborted career and partly to satisfy his love of high-risk adventure on behalf of the crown, the future ruler of Nigeria journeyed to East Africa to join the battle against predominantly Arab slave raiders.

    The year following his arrival in Africa, Lugard was severely wounded while leading a charge against the stockade of a slave raider very close to Lake Nyasa. For days, Lugard hovered between life and death. It was probably at that point that he experienced a radical epiphany. He found his life’s purpose. He was not going to be a regular British officer periodically called out to defend the interests of empire. But he was going to spend the rest of his life fighting for and securing the interests of the royal majesty in Africa and the Far East.

    It was actually on his second tour of what was to become Nigeria that Lugard was named High Commissioner for the Protectorate of Northern Nigeria. Even by then, the Madras-born soldier had become something of a legend in colonial military history. In several campaigns, he had distinguished himself for exceptional valour and his fabled contempt for personal safety. Often hopelessly outnumbered by the swarming natives, Lugard’s military maxim seemed to have been never to spare a maxim or show mercy when you needed to be merciless.

    The African campaigns—or punitive expeditions properly speaking—were marked by such savagery and brutality that they marked Lugard in turn for the rest of his life. Apart from having been severely wounded in Zanzibar, Lugard also had a poisoned arrow stuck on his forehead from northern Nigeria. Nobody is sure of how this impacted on Lugard’s mental and psychological state. But gone forever was the callow officer of the Indian Second Battalion, or the youthful inexperienced lover.

    Margery Perhams’ description of Lugard is incredibly graphic and unforgettable: “Africa has marked him as her own: Tall, gaunt, angular, dark as a Spaniard, Lugard has the yellow skin, the hollowed cheeks, the sunken eyes, the indented temples which mark the man who has struggled for life with the fever-fiend”.

    Perhams could as well have been describing a classic Byronic hero. There were also the dark Spanish looks and a hint of the ancient conquistador and his menacing machismo. But Lugard was not your typical garden variety Don Juan. Any hint of sensual frivolity had been savagely repressed, particularly after the Indian fiasco. Enveloped in a forbidding aura of testy reserve, Lugard never gave anything away.

    Yet it was at this point in time that the invisible hand of fate summoned Lugard to what was perhaps his greatest campaign. Militarily and politically, he was already approaching the summit of his power and glory. But emotionally, he remained an Arctic tundra of frigid and frozen impulses. The conqueror of the lower and upper tribes of the Niger was ripe for conquest by love, by affection and by lifelong devotion and faithful collaboration. Romance beckoned…… in the tropics of fever.

    Fiona Louise Shaw was born in 1852, six full years before Fredrick John Dealtry Lugard. She was the daughter of a British general of Irish extraction and a French mother.  She was as beautiful as she was proud, imperious, fiercely independent and intellectually self-assured. In the history of British journalism, she was the first woman to have reached its stratospheric summit.

    Margery Perhams’ description of this Amazon of the pen is equally gripping: “She looks what she is, a woman to go anywhere and do anything; the woman to write three columns of good copy for a newspaper on the back of a portmanteau in a desert.” Fiona Shaw was an original in every sense of the word. Like her husband to be, she did not take hostages or suffer fools gladly.

    They first met in 1893 when they were both approaching midlife.  Nothing came out of that encounter. But it was obvious that they shared a passion for the new British colonies of Africa, Nigeria in particular. It was Fiona Shaw who coined the new name for the British protectorates, although it can be argued that the name had been in private circulation among the Lagos coastal elite for some time. It is an irony of history that the same elite group would view the subsequent amalgamation of the protectorates with considerable dismay.

    Fiona Shaw was at this time romantically involved with Sir George Goldie, the legendary helmsman of the Royal Niger Company. It was a doomed relationship. Goldie was a notorious womanizer and feckless rake. His brutal indiscretions led to Fiona’s emotional breakdown. It was at this point that Lugard stepped in like a shining knight in armour. Even then, Fiona Shaw turned him down and only accepted his proposal the second time.

    They married in Madeira in 1902 while Lugard was on a leave of absence from the Northern protectorate.  Shaw fully supported Lugard’s proposals about the need for an amalgamation of the protectorates. The basic argument was that there was no need sending the surplus extracted from the South through taxation on liquor, railway and natural produce to Whitehall when the north remained virtually bankrupt.

    The union seemed to have liberated Lugard’s political genius. This was Lugard at the summit of his political and administrative ingenuity: brilliantly gaming against Whitehall and frustrating its attempt to rein him in militarily; propping up belligerent subordinates like Abadie, the Colonial Resident of Zaria, against wiser and more restrained counsel from his more experienced lieutenants. An exasperated Whitehall mandarin actually whispered the word “coup” to describe Lugard’s adroit manoeuvres. The amalgamation was actually Nigeria’s first coup.

    A vengeful Lugard was bent on putting the old north, particularly the emirate of Kano and the Sultanate, to sword: The emir of Kano for joyously welcoming the thuggish band that put Moloney to death in Keffi and the sultanate for the contumely of Sultan Abdu who had questioned his authority in a moment of frustration.

    Military historians have suggested that the Emir of Kano was actually on his way to Sokoto with numerous supporters to commiserate with the new Sultan, Attahiru, over the death of his predecessor and to urge him to get the Fulani to flee en masse from the protectorate to escape the mighty wrath of the Raj. This strange movement provided Lugard with a casus belli. Lugard moved with swift and merciless precision. The Fulani hegemons were put to death. Men are killed not because horses are stolen, but so that horses will not be stolen. The sultanate had been pacified.

    But nothing lasts for long in the tropics. Tropical fever set in. Fiona suffered an irreversible breakdown. She left never to come back, but remained in ceaseless correspondence with her beloved husband.

    It is a curious irony that Lugard who was to singlehandedly establish the University of Hong Kong and who also championed the cause of the sophisticated Chinese islanders would be so riled by the sophisticated and western-educated elite of Lagos.  In correspondence with his wife, he noted of them:” I am not in sympathy with him. His loud and arrogant conceit are distasteful to me.”

    The vengeful African tropics had left their indelible marks on the greatest colonial administrator of the last century. But when we deliberately hurt others, we also hurt ourselves.  Unlike the Chinese who had five thousand years of fairly stable history behind them and who did not have to adopt a new culture and language, early educated African elite came a long way overcoming the colonial mind-set about Africa and other entrenched prejudices. They could not but be loud, arrogant and conceited, unlike the self-assured Chinese who had nothing but sublime contempt for Western culture and civilization.

    The pity of it all. Britain would have found a powerful ally in a powerful, prosperous, democratic and liberal-minded contemporary Nigeria. Equatorial distemper is no respecter of humanity. Lugard was human after all. Let good old Freddie now rest in peace while we get on with it.

     

     

  • On the trail of a great tycoon

    On the trail of a great tycoon

    The life and times of Henry Fajemirokun, 1926-1958

    Let us now praise famous men, and our fathers that begat us – Eccl 44.1

     

     

     

     

    Protocols. Let me begin by observing that the Fajemirokuns of Ifewara, Oke-Igbo, Ile-Oluji and now Lagos are a fascinating lot. Among them they boast of legendary farmers, great entrepreneurs, magnates, notable professors, bishops, clergy, eminent lawyers, Supreme Court jurists, a NAFDAC amazon, doctors, engineers, bank owners, game-changing health service providers, musicians and many in different walks of life. After four generations of settling and dispersing, they are now spread all over the country, particularly in the old western region.

    Of this remarkable brood, none has been more remarkable and fascinating than Henry Oloyede Fajemirokun.  Former colonial soldier, outstanding trade unionist, fiery anti-colonial orator rousing the somnolent masses, business mogul and statesman, Henry loomed large in life packing into his fifty one years on earth what will take many men several incarnations to achieve. Colourful and flamboyant, his life reads like a colourful and flamboyant work of fiction.

    It is just as well that this pioneering biography of a gifted and extraordinary Nigerian is coming out at this time which coincides with the diamond jubilee anniversary of the nation heralded by a sombre mood of failed expectations and disappointed hopes.

    At sixty, Nigeria remains a giant toddler trundling about the floor unable to walk or even crawl; an antediluvian monstrosity. This writer said so twenty five years ago and the situation remains very much the same. It is a sad tribute to aborted nationhood.

    Had this biography been delayed any longer, a great injustice would have been done to the memory of a great man. In order to cultivate a cult of heroism and to recuperate the lost essence of the nation, Nigerians need to know more about exceptional individuals like Henry Fajemirokun who clawed their way to the top by dint of hard work, patience and perseverance.  Genius indeed is five per-cent inspiration and ninety- five per-cent perspiration.

    Henry Fajemirokun belonged to the body of distinguished men and women thrown up by the anti-colonial ferment and the decolonising project in Nigeria. These were people who had seen through the ruse of imperialism and the myth of an inferior Black race and were ready to push their way forward in the heady momentum, and as far as their luck and talents could take them.

    Looking back one can say that Nigeria had never witnessed such an explosion of talents in different fields of human endeavours and from various segments of the new nation. It was as if this probing and heaving mass of Black avengers was bent on having a place to stand so that they could move the world.

    They were not going to be fazed by anything or anybody. Many had seen white soldiers shake with fright as canons exploded or perish like helpless chickens in water-logged trenches. The world noticed that the Black person was on his way.  In the old western region, Chief Obafemi Awolowo and his lieutenants took their fractured and war-weary Yoruba people from a semi-feudal  agrarian  community to the portals of western modernity.

    In five brisk years of relentless transformation that shook the old Yoruba race to its foundation western region became a theatre of radical innovations in governance and economic development. As many observers have noted, if Nigeria had carried this momentum forward post-independence, only God knows where the country would have been today.

    As a young man hungry for fame and self-actualization, Henry Fajemirokun made his way through the debris and post-empire commotion of the old Yoruba world with considerable sure-footedness and aplomb.

    Henry Oloyede Fajemirokun was born on July 14, 1926 at Odololo Quarters, Ile-Oluji. His parents were Daniel Famakinwa Fajemirokun and Madam Felecia Adebunmi Fajemirokun.  History has it that the founding progenitor of the Fajemirokun clan was Balagbe Fajemirokun,a famed warrior and generalissimo, who was forced to leave Ado Ekiti after a bitter succession struggle for the vacant Ewi stool.  Balagbe first settled at Ifewara but the series of Yoruba intra-ethnic wars of the nineteenth century took him to other parts of Yoruba land, particularly around the Ife perimeter.

    After the wars, the founding father settled in Oke-Igbo where he established the largest farm in the community. He was also known to have acquired several wives and fathered many children. But duty beckoned in Ifewara where he was named to the high chieftaincy title of Orunto which is like the traditional prime minister and second in command to the Oba.

    However the great warrior, now hobbled by old age, could only serve for two years before death came calling in 1904. His death led to a great dispersal of his family. One of Balagbe’s wives, Princess Ademola whose father was Ooni Degun Ologbenla, fled to her maternal homestead of Ile-Oluji with her three children rather than accept the marriage proposal of one of his sons, Akingbola.

    It was in Ile-Oluji that Princess Ademola brought up her three children, namely Daniel Famakinwa Fajemirokun, Oladipo Olaegbe (later Dr Olarerin) and Wuraola Fajemirokun (later Mrs Olasanmiju). It can be seen from this brief genealogy that the Fajemirokuns of the Daniel Famakinwa branch are directly related to three great Yoruba royal stools: Ewi of Ado-Ekiti, Ooni of Ife and Jegun of Ile-Oluji.

    This constant movement and endless shuttling so typical and reflective of a society in a state of revolutionary flux was a standard fare of the Yoruba people in the nineteenth century, particularly after the collapse of the old Oyo Empire. It was to lead to cross-over personalities, fascinating cultural hybrids, alien indigenes and a fluidity of identity which dissolved all sub-ethnic stereotypes.

    When Henry Fajemirokun eventually answered the call of his maker, it was to lead to a battle royale over his final resting place with Oke-Igbo and Ifewara tussling with Ile-Oluji. Ile-Oluji eventually won the bet after a powerful intervention based on logic and cold reality by his oldest child, Chief Oladele Fajemirokun.

    It was in Ile-Oluji that Daniel Famakinwa blossomed as a farmer and pioneer carpenter.  It was in this town that his son, Henry Oloyede, was enrolled at St Peter’s Primary School in 1932 at the age of six.  After spending five years in this school, the young Henry was transferred to St Luke’s Primary School in Oke-Igbo in order not to lose sight of his distinguished ancestry.

    It was after leaving primary school at Oke-Igbo that Henry Oloyede began to demonstrate the fierce independence of spirit, fearlessness and love of adventure that were to be the hallmark of his personality in his later years. He had journeyed to Lagos all on his own and got himself enrolled as a student of the highly competitive CMS Grammar School, Nigeria’s first secondary school in 1941.

    This was no mean achievement, considering the stiff competition. Henry’s determination and congenital inability to take no for an answer had begun to manifest. But the financial burden of staying in Lagos added to the sheer logistics of a person from a humble rural background trying to get himself educated in the city proved a bridge too far even for a man of Henry’s daring and assertive self-confidence.

    The young man was forced to eat the humble pie by seeking a transfer to the equally prestigious Ondo Boys High School. With his homestead of Ile-Oluji only a stone’s throw away, all his parents had to worry about was how to pay his school fees and some money for unforeseen expenses since feeding was virtually guaranteed.

    It was here that fate played a nasty and cruel joke on the young lad in the guise of an incident which would have been as traumatic as it was character-defining for a youngster filled with immense hope and expectations of a great future.

    In his bid to escape the poverty trap and bring some relief to his hard-pressed parents, the young man had written a plaintive personal letter to the then Anglican Bishop of Lagos, Rt Reverend L.G Vining, painting a picture of squalor and excruciating poverty.

    He had averred in the letter that his father was already dead and that his mother could barely afford three square meals a day not to talk of funding a secondary school education. He beseeched the man of God to grant him the same facility of scholarship normally extended to indigent students.

    This daring gambit backfired spectacularly and was to bring to a shuddering halt Henry Fajemirokun’s quest for formal secondary school education. Unknown to him, the bishop had forwarded the letter to Rev J.F Akinrele, the principal of Ondo Boys High School asking him to conduct a background check on the chap before he could reach a decision on the request.

    It was an irate and affronted principal who summoned the boy before all the students at the Assembly Hall having discovered that his father was not only hale and hearty but was thriving as a master-carpenter in Ile-Oluji.

    Not only that, his mother was fully engaged as a petty trader. In keeping with the motto of the school which placed premium on righteousness and its exalting power, Akinrele was determined to make an example of the rustic culprit in order to stamp out such repulsive behaviour in his school. (page 35)

    With theatrical flourish, the man of God poured invectives and vituperations on the young lad, calling him a liar and an importunate beggar. By his conduct and misdemeanour, the lad had shown himself to be unworthy of the school’s uniform. Without wasting any further time, the principal proceeded to slam a week’s suspension with ignominy on the young Henry vowing to send a report of his findings to the bishop in Lagos.

    There should be no doubt that the young Henry would have found this disgrace so traumatic and the indignity so deflating for a proud young man that he concluded it was not worth his while coming back to the school at the end of his suspension. He decided there and then to join the colonial Army, handing his portmanteau to his best friend and asking him not to reveal his whereabouts to anybody, including his parents.

    As the author of this book rightly surmised, the young Henry, by limiting his choice to the military rather than all the numerous and less life-threatening alternatives, could have been obeying the warrior genes flowing in him. The family’s cognomen of odidemade apa bi eleta which dates back to the founding generalissimo attests to this natural instinct for the jugular.

    This warrior mantra was to stand Henry Fajemirokun in good stead in all the battles he was later to fight to emerge as one of the greatest industrialists ever thrown up by the country. Just as the Japanese were to adapt and domesticate the Samurai code for the rapid modernization and industrialisation of their beloved nation, Henry Fajemirokun was to emerge from the ashes of defeat and despondency to become a Nigerian equivalent of the Samurai-mogul.

    One juicy piece of information that is not in this book is the fact that after he vanished without trace, the future tycoon was given up for dead by his parents. Fortuitously, it was an older brother who had also enrolled in the colonial Army after him who was to discover that the fellow was not only alive but in fine fettle in India on her majesty’s service.

    Years later upon demobilization and decommissioning from the colonial Army, it was a proud and erect Henry Fajemirokun in uniform and with the unmistakable military gait that was to last him a lifetime who browbeat his way to the office of a rather nonplussed Bishop Vining  in Lagos. Henry told the clergyman about how their last encounter had led him to join the colonial army.

    Bishop Vining was so impressed and bowled over by the young man’s steely resolve and fierce independence of spirit that he must have decided to make amends for past infractions. It was on the strength of his recommendation that Henry was able to secure a job as an Accounts clerk in the Posts and Telegraphs Department in January 1947.

    After this lucky break, there was really no stopping the Henry juggernaut. Aware of his educational deficiency, he was to secure what he missed at Ondo Boys through private tutorship under the tutelage of a visionary Okeigbo indigene, Chief Olowu.  Combining hard work with hard swotting, Henry in 1948 passed the Cambridge School Certificate Examination in flying colours.

    Henry Fajemirokun thereafter plunged into union activities as a labour activist. His abiding concern for the plight of the poor and workers’ welfare came to the fore. This identification with the poor and struggling mass of humanity was to become a recurring decimal in his life. With his commanding presence, effortless mastery of the spoken English language and fiery oratory, the world began to notice the grandson of the great warrior of Ifewara.

    Later in life and having become a leading business magnate in his own right, his first son was to wistfully remark that no siblings or scions could match Henry Oloyede’s flair in this department of human endeavour. By 1956, Henry Fajemirokun had been elected as the Vice President of the Nigerian Civil Service Union.

    A year later, he was to crown this with his ascendancy into office as the President General of the Nigeria Civil Service Union. Not unexpectedly, his frenetic activism and fierce integrity came to the attention of the federal authorities as well as Chief Awolowo and the leading intellectual luminaries of the old Western region. In 1957, he was appointed a board member of the Electricity Corporation of Nigeria and in 1959, Chief Awolowo appointed him to serve as a member of the Salaries Review Commission.

    Chief Henry Fajemirokun was to leverage his antecedents as a labour leader when he made the heady transition to a business magnate of plutocratic wealth. His abiding concern for the poor and downtrodden never left him. He was a genuine man of the people and lover of humanity. Despite his flamboyant life style, he had nothing but contempt for the affluent that chose to ignore the plight of their community. Typically, he was leading a Nigerian business delegation to Ivory Coast when he fell on the night of February 15, 1978.

    Reading through this biography, one is overpowered by sadness and a sense of loss about what could have been.  Had he lived longer, Chief Henry fajemirokun could easily have transformed into Nigeria’s first authentic socialist billionaire, a development which could have shaped the template and complexion of politics in post-military Nigeria.

    He had the pedigree, the conviction, the elemental force of personality and character and above all the generosity of spirit to influence the course of events in his beloved country. We are all the poorer for his tragic early exit. The moving posthumous tributes from no less a personage like Obafemi Awolowo and the rousing encomium by his friend Professor Samuel Adebimpe Aluko attest to this fact.

    But he has played his part and left at the allotted hour. Future generations will look back and say that a man was truly here. May his great soul rest in peace.

  • Three Yoruba Avatars

    Three Yoruba Avatars

    By Tatalo Alamu

    These are precarious times in Nigeria. Two weeks to the diamond jubilee celebration of independence, Nigeria has never appeared more vulnerable to centrifugal forces, or more prone to the dangers of disintegration.  The dissolution lobby is gathering force and gaining more recruits every minute even from the ranks of former die-hard nationalists and Nigerian patriots. But it is turning out that self-determination also has its grave contradictions.

    For a nation which held out remarkable promise as the Mecca of Black people and the repository of hope for the most injured and abjured human race since the beginning of history, this is a terrible tragedy. But even if dissolution becomes inevitable, it is better to step back to see what lies beyond the abyss.

    For those adept at reading rustling tea leaves, something significant is afoot on the Nigerian political chessboard. Like vultures adept at sniffing something other than burning grass in a smouldering savannah forest, Nigeria’s power blocs are on the move again.

    As usual in these matters, there are pawns who think they know what they are doing when in reality they don’t .And there are powerbrokers who say one thing in public while working for a totally different outcome in private.

    The past fortnight has not been particularly kind to the Nigerian authorities. The odour of death is regnant everywhere, what with unremitting clashes among ethnic groups, ritual killing, savage reprisals, banditry and the odd extra-judicial state execution. With the near universal outrage over the punitive hike in tariffs, the government appeared to have its back to the wall.

    Enter our four-star general who is always lurking with implacable intent. A man with the legendary memory of an elephant, nothing escapes the Owu-born general, not even the slightest infraction. Obasanjo settles scores with the unhurried single-mindedness of his ethnic compatriots who conduct age-long hostilities with all flair and funfair.

    A past master of political delegitimization and psychological intimidation, Nigeria’s former military ruler and two-term civilian president delivers his famous sucker punches when his opponents are at the weakest point, often walking majestically away in devilish relish. Occasionally, he pounces without warning while the adversary suffers a lapse of concentration as a result of clumsy entanglements or when they have been brought low in a nasty melee.

    Biting your opponent is part of the armoury of fighting. This time around, Obasanjo has chosen the innocuous occasion of an equally innocuous interactive session among some major regional groups to deliver a devastating attack on the government at a time when the Buhari administration was having serious problems over its economic policies and its perceived indifference to the plight of the nation.

    This is the second time Obasanjo has succeeded in putting the Buhari administration in acute discomfort. Earlier, he had hit the government with the rather inflammatory charge of pursuing a policy of Islamization and Fulanization of the nation. For telling effects, Obasanjo had chosen the neutral grounds of a church premises to detonate his atomic bomb.

    This time around the old hell-raiser has charged the Buhari government with bringing a badly divided nation to the brink of state failure and national disintegration.  Not unexpectedly, the reaction of the government and its official mouth organs has been as dismissive as it is vitriolic when not downright rude. They upbraided Obasanjo as a spiteful old man filled with envy and resentment at the success of his former military subordinate.

    This inflammatory and hysterical rhetoric is hardly helpful. Because of their ill-mannered tone, they shore up sympathies for Obasanjo even in some quarters that are not normally Obasanjo-friendly and they tend to open up the very ethnic fissures that Obasanjo is pointing at. The inability to separate message from messenger and treat the former with dispassionate objectivity has again compromised the integrity of the disclaimer.

    As readers will attest, this column has never spared Obasanjo for his political transgressions. But as the Nigerian commander who took the Biafran surrender, former military ruler and two-term civilian president, Obasanjo deserves some respect and deferential treatment, no matter the provocation. The irony of it all is that in some other incarnation this column had warned the former president about the dangers of foisting a culture of rudeness and incivility on the nation way back in 2004.

    But this is not about whether you personally like and admire the retired general or not. You must give something to the Otta farmer. Of all Nigeria’s former heads of state, both civilian and military, Obasanjo has been eerily and unerringly correct  in reading the mood of the nation and in accurately gauging the political barometer.

    He can sense when the ship of state has reached uncharted waters or when it approaches an iceberg. His motives may not always be altruistic or politically ethical, but there can be no doubting the political courage he brings to bear on this and the passionate concern for the plight of the nation.

    It is noteworthy that early support for Obasanjo came from most unexpected quarters and the other end of the ideological spectrum.  In a sharp intervention dripping with anger and indignation, Nobel laureate, Wole Soyinka, while maintaining that he was neither a friend nor a fan, not only endorsed Obasanjo’s position about the fissiparous forces that have virtually overwhelmed the nation but took time to take Obasanjo’s traducers to the cleaners.

    This is a prime example of how incompetence and bigoted politics can bring mutual opponents together in a broader coalition of expanded interests. By the end of the week, there were more surprises in the political kitty. While the government was reeling from the combined assault of the two titans, some more ominous development was taking place outside the shores of the nation.

    Last week, a number of Yoruba self-determination groups based in London took to the streets calling for an immediate declaration of an Oduduwa Republic. They came with a logo, a map, an anthem, cultural totems and a staff of the new republic amidst much dancing and pulsating drumming. They came to consign Nigeria to the trashcan of history.

    What was whispered and put about in carefully coded intellectual riddles was now blown into the open. If one were to be unkind and uncharitable one could conclude that once again, the Yoruba political mob has taken over as it has always threatened in moments of acute stress and tension once the elite and leadership show signs of weakness, vacillation and indecision.

    It happened during the Wetie crisis, the Agbekoya imbroglio, the June 12 palaver, the OPC uprising and in the last days of the Jonathan administration when it attempted to frighten off  the dominant political tendency in Yoruba land with an awesome display of thuggery and sheer political brinkmanship.

    But the London rally for swift political autonomy for the Yoruba people cannot be dismissed as mob action. It is a new phenomenon which has to be factored into analysis and subsequent plan of action; a reflection of the growing impatience of the Yoruba Diaspora with the stalemate and stasis at home.

    The Yoruba are not natural secessionists. The fact that a sizeable proportion of the Yoruba political elite are beginning to harbour the thought and entertain the possibility openly should be of concern to those who think they can delay any further the immediate structural reconfiguration of Nigeria. In all its trials and tribulations in modern Nigeria, the Yoruba dominant consciousness has never contemplated secession.

    The Yoruba have endured the murder and maiming of their most illustrious children; the imprisonment, harassment, exiling, torture and summary political liquidation of their star products without ever contemplating leaving Nigeria. As empire builder themselves and great statists, it has been burnt into their genes that it takes great patience, discipline and forbearance to get nations going.

    It is only those who have never built an empire and those who find it easy to destroy other people’s empire without being able to put anything tangible or memorable in its place that find it easy to walk away from a nation-project. Yet the ruthless truth is that a lack of emotional, intellectual and psychical investment makes divestment and severance easier when the nation-project becomes a burden on humanity and a fascist terror machine.

    It is this emotional and intellectual investment in a failing project which has consumed much capital that is the background to the existential and ontological dilemma of the Yoruba elite in contemporary Nigeria. In a profound irony, the dilemma also explains why the intervention of General Alani Akinrinade, the third leg of the Yoruba heroic triad, is particularly illustrative and point-device.

    While Obasanjo is a gruff old soldier-statesman who does not take hostages and Soyinka a grand literary tiger who does not suffer fools gladly, Akinrinade is the soldiers’ soldier, an officers’ officer and the classic example of a Yoruba patriot and Nigerian nationalist. Essentially, the Yakoyo-born retired general remains a professional soldier without any palate for partisan controversies.

    Four weeks ago, yours sincerely watched his visage glower in immense personal satisfaction while the general played host at his country home to a new generation of top military officers. It was at the final funeral outing of his stepmother and mother of Rear Admiral Akinjide Akinrinade.  It was obvious that the military was, and still is, his principal constituency.

    But it doesn’t mean that the military kingpin does not know his political onions. Anybody confusing the outward civility of Akinrinade with an innate weakness of character will find himself up against native toughness camouflaged as placidity. It was this toughness that saw him through the gruelling, thirty-month civil war from which he emerged a national hero widely lionized for his bravery and outstanding brilliance as a military strategist.

    In post-military Nigeria even the most astute military general can be blindsided by the ever shifting tempo of self-determination and its contradictions.  General Akinrinade has himself drawn the flak from younger Yoruba agitators who find his caution and tact on the matter not very appealing or appetizing for that matter.

    In private Akinrinade has been particularly irked by this development which he believes to be informed by a certain political obtuseness and lack of maturity. Loquacity has its limits until real bullets start flying. Balkanization does not come easily to people of professional military background.  Having fought with troops and without troops, Akinrinade is not about to be railroaded into a third campaign in old age by ethnic zealots.

    This is what makes his intervention particularly intriguing. Like an astute general, he has chosen the occasion and location very well indeed.  Typically and in a gambit that makes logic and symbolism to mesh seamlessly, Akinrinade chose the occasion of a bridge-building in an ancient community in his native Osun state by army engineers to act as a ventilator of public grievances.

    He was neither bitter in tone nor caustic in tenor. Having praised the military for this exemplary display of patriotism and civic responsibility, the former chief of army staff went ahead to unburden his heart and reiterate the charges of bigotry, religious fundamentalism, ethnic one-upmanship and arrant nepotism often laid at the doorsteps of President Mohammadu Buhari.

    Without being patronising or hurtful, Akinrinade urged his former subordinate to shape up and accept the fact that rather than balkanize the country as some people allege, “restructuring is what is required to move our country out of the doldrums into modernity”.

    What should interest close observers of these remarkable interventions by three illustrious Yoruba sons is the elective affinity and complementarity of their thinking despite the well-known differences of personality and perspective among them. Not for once did any of them advocate for secession or a precipitate dissolution of the country.

    Akinrinade would not even hear of the word. While aggressively probing the soft underbelly of the Buhari administration, Obasanjo canvassed for a structural reorganization based on “mutuality and reciprocity”. Soyinka laments the fact that Nigeria has become “a suppurating slaughterhouse “and urged that the “militarized centralized contraption” should be discarded with.

    Secession and balkanization are lazy and uncreative catchwords that have had their time and have never sat well with the Yoruba psyche for reasons earlier adduced. We can be more original and creative in our thinking.

    The current universal crisis of the nation-state affords Nigerians an opportunity to come up with original and creative ideas about how to surmount or creatively bypass the affliction in multi-ethnic and multi-religious conglomerations.  This is going to be the true test of the Black person’s liberation from colonial intellectual slavery.

  • Another Ivorian tragedy loading

    Another Ivorian tragedy loading

    By Tatalo Alamu

    And whilst we are still on the subject of the travails of the nation-state paradigm imposed on the continent by former colonial masters, it is meet to look at the problem from a metaphysical angle. The question must now be broached whether Africa is wedded by some remorseless and ineluctable destiny to permanent political instability and economic underdevelopment. Is Africa cursed?

    After almost a decade of relative political stability and quiet economic recovery, Ivory Coast seems to be back to its bad old ways. All the years its president, Allasane Dramane Quattara, spent in the west as an international civil servant  have not inculcated in him the true habits of liberal democracy, which include respect for constitution and rigidly delimited tenure.

    Having railroaded a weak and doddering Ivorian judiciary to endorse his right to run for a third term which had been prohibited by the constitution, the road is now clear for the former IMF chieftain to remain in power for another  five years. But the Ivorian opposition is having none of this. Guillaume Soro, a former prime minister who was a rebel leader before laying down his arms, has vowed that there would be no election in the country if he is not a candidate.

    In such circumstances, one can only expect the worst case scenario while hoping for the best possible outcome.  It will be recalled that Quattara himself came to power after a brief civil war. Having been defeated by a country-wide coalition backing Quattara, Laurent Gbagbo clung viciously to power until he was smoked out of an underground shelter by a French special unit with his mistress  famously dishabille .

    For a long time, Quattara himself had been repeatedly denied a shot at the presidency on the grounds that he was the son of immigrants from Burkina Faso, despite having served as prime minister to the nation’s founding father, the old lion of Yamoussoukro, Felix Houphouet-Boigny and having been widely adulated as the nation’s leading international civil servant.

    If this looming chaos and anarchy is Allasane Quattara’s parting gift to a nation that has  treated him with kindness and courtesy despite question marks on his genealogy, then the bigger question mark ought to be reserved for the mental stability of the Ivorian president.

    Barack Obama once famously averred that while strong leaders are important for the growth and stability of any nation, strong institutions are even more important. The problem is that strong institutions are driven and valorized by strong visionary leadership. One can imagine what would have been the fate of modern America as the bastion of liberal democracy had George Washington succumbed to the temptation to become the founding democratic monarch of the new nation.

    The African continent is littered with autocratic geriatrics who have little regard for legacy or constitution.  If Quattara manages to pull off this arrant illegality, he is welcome to the club. If not, it is all but certain that the Gbagbo treatment awaits him at the International Criminal Court in Hague.

  • Okon forms CAN with Baba Lekki

    Okon forms CAN with Baba Lekki

    Tatalo Alamu

     

    Political incontinence and foul distemper has taken over the land. Okon has been adding fillips to the disorder in his own unique ways. When he is not running abusive commentaries about the political elite, he is busy excoriating the major ethnic groups for bringing Nigeria into disrepute.

    One sultry afternoon, Okon stormed out of the house after a heated exchange with Mama Igosun vowing to form his own party. He had asked the tough matriarch which party she would vote for in the coming election.

    Mabolaje Grand Alliance”, the old woman replied with a frown.

    Mafoluku abi wetin you call am?  Which kind Yoruba secret society be dat one again? Abi na fuku dis mama think dem dey chop for party?”, Okon snorted.

    “Na your papa dey Mafoluku. Na dem party of dem Adelabu, dem Akinbiyi and dem Akinloye. Abi no be dem Gbomogbomo (kidnappers) party your kobokobo people dey do for Ikot Olosi?” Mama snarled, eyeing the mad boy with angry disdain.

    “Chei! Dem dead Yoruba troublemakers again! Nigeria don kaput.” Okon lamented bitterly.

    “Wo tinba la orogun yi mo e lori waagba”, Mama cursed and charged at the mad boy.

    You can then imagine snooper’s consternation when the half-crazed dustbin woman charged breathlessly into the sitting room to announce that Okon was on television fielding questions. And lo there was the crazy one dressed like a resource control chieftain running rings round everybody.

    “Etubom Okon, thanks for coming again. It takes a lot of courage. It…” the adorable lady interviewer opened.

    “See me see trouble ooo. I never come once and you don dey say again. Let me tell una, dis yeye thin no dey take courage at all”, Okon retorted with devilish hoopla. The poor girl squirmed in embarrassment. At this point, Baba Lekki staggered in thoroughly drenched with incontinence reeking of cheap illicit gin and shivering like a rain-beaten chicken. Okon took a scornful look at the human fiasco and burst into deranged laughter.

    “You see, make una throway salute for baba oo. Him dey come from Ikorodu Island. Him come reach Majidun by boat and him come swim the rest,” the mad boy crowed.

    “May we know you sir?” the other lady asked Baba Lekki.

    “I am Lambert Adesokan, the Elegiri of Alekuso, Inter-LLB”, Baba replied promptly.

    “Sir as they say, let charity begin at home..” the first lady began.

    “Ah dem Ibo girl again! Dem Charity be dem Ibo girl wey im papa dey wire. When dem ask Ibo man why him dey wire him own daughter him come reply say Charity must to begin at home”, Okon sneered.  The interviewers ignored the mad boy.

    “Sir, what is the name of your party?” one of them asked baba.

    “CAN. Comedian Association of Nigeria.” Baba replied.

    “What is your motto?”

    “Toyota Landcruiser!”, Okon jumped in again and was ignored.

    “And where is your party manifesto?” one of the lady’s asked sniffily and prettily.

    “Nonsense. I don’t do bourgeois chicanery. A people’s party needs no manifesto. The educators need to be properly educated”, Baba Lekki spat in perfect English.

    At this point, the station succumbed to a massive power cut.

    • (First published in 2010)

     

  • The crisis of economic and political modernity

    Nigeria is in the throes of a crisis of economic and political modernity. Reeling from the sudden impact of full deregulation and the steep increase in electricity tariffs, many of our compatriots are angry and disconsolate. They consider this the unkindest cut of all, particularly at a point when virtually all countries the world over are crouching from the devastating blows of Covid-19 and the unprecedented levelling of the global economy.

    But we must not to lose sight of the bigger picture and so as not to confuse the symptoms with the real disease, it is imperative to impose some order and rationality on the debate. This is the only way to plot our way out of the immense fog of confusion and national hysteria.

    Perhaps it is all a question of astute timing informed by emotional intelligence which has been in short supply in post-colonial governance in Nigeria. It is unfortunate that  the regimen of full scale deregulation which had been in operation for quite some time was accompanied by official lying and dissembling about its true import.

    It can be argued that a government that is critically cash-strapped and which had borrowed to a point of national coma has little room to manoeuvre in this matter than to raise levies. But that is also part of the problem. It is akin to robbing the already overburdened poor in order to sustain the lifestyle of the indolent rich and the chronically corrupt ruling elite.

    Rather than mouthing the empty shibboleth of reducing class inequality and of lifting people out of poverty, what is actually on ground for everybody to see is the accelerating immiseration of the Nigerian people and their deepening impoverishment. But for some infrastructural projects of the government and their game-changing capacity, one would have been quick to aver that Nigeria has never had it so bad.

    But rather than railing against the government and fulminating against its political and economic choices, it is better to engage the authorities over these choices and where they are leading the country irrespective of the official claims. There are times in politics when stated ideals clash with the reality on ground and when professed policies are at variance with the end result.

    With his adoption of full scale deregulation, a floating currency and capitulation to market forces among other lynchpin of conservative monetarist economics it appears that General Buhari is now fully converted to neo-con social engineering in contrast with the ad hoc economic nationalism of his first coming as a military ruler.

    The implication of this momentous shift to the right is that there are now no clear cut ideological differences between the two main political parties in contemporary Nigeria. There is nothing to distinguish one from the other in terms of coherent ideals apart from shop worn rhetoric of liberalization and deregulation. Both APC and PDP are right of the centre political rallies cut from the same conservative loin.

    The de-radicalization of politics has significant implications for the political destiny of the nation. Under General Buhari’s watch, and without his having expressed any desire for the outcome, it would appear that the unification and homogenization of the Nigerian ruling class which Chief Obafemi Awolowo stood unwaveringly against throughout his lifetime has now come to pass.

    It will be recalled that around 1958  Awolowo foresaw the disintegration of the Action Group into its unstable ideological component of royalist/conservative/ monarchist and left wing elements. But rather than bemoan his fate, the old Ikenne titan took a sharper lurch to the left, coming out with the ideology of democratic socialism.

    In the First Republic, Awolowo fought against the feudal bastion of Nigerian politics until he was overwhelmed and rewarded with imprisonment. But in the Second Republic, an unyielding Awolowo returned to the anti-feudal rally with the socially conscious, internally democratic and progressive Unity Party of Nigeria in a polity that boasted of a far more left-wing party, the PRP, and the maverick GNPP led by Ibrahim Waziri.

    In both republics before the military put in their boots, transformative strides were taken if not at the centre but definitely at the state or regional level in accordance with the moral and ideological clarity of the parties in control. Till date in the old west, the Yoruba people still remember Awolowo’s five great years of spellbinding transformation with reverence and affection.

    There are two points to note in this development. First, we cannot discount the long night of military absolutism, the events leading to the collapse of General Babangida’s transition programme in vitro and the emergence of a new breed of soulless politicians in this process of gradual de-radicalization and the desiccation of true progressive politics in Nigeria.

    Second and depending on the balance of political forces, it is not a crime per se for a polity to be dominated by two right of centre political parties. In other political climes, genuine conservative parties are driven by an authentic vision of the society which often translates into greater prosperity and political stability.

    In Singapore, Malaysia, South Korea, post-Khymer Rouge Cambodia and Botswana, essentially conservative political parties have wrought great political and economic transformation of their respective countries. It is noteworthy that all these countries are virtually homogenized in terms of ethnic, religious and cultural identities.

    In a multi-ethnic, multi-religious and multi-cultural country like Nigeria dominated by two conservative parties obviously bereft of any overarching vision of how to transform the nation economically or politically, the homogenization of the ruling parties is bound to throw up grave existential problems. This has been long in coming, as Abiola’s mandate was traded away by members of his own party.

    The situation is compounded by the apparent collapse of the Labour lobby as a political and ideological platform as a result of the rapid de-industrialization of the nation and the apparent co-optation and embourgeoisment of labour leaders. Labour has become a veritable object of national scorn and bitter derision.

    The sharper polarization in the polity between the multi-ethnic political oligarchy and the vast teeming mass of the people is one of the tragic consequences of this collapse of the politics of vision. Given the total decimation of the middle class, there is no longer any buffer zone or middle ground.

    In the light of the fact that the vast majority of the people no longer have any viable political outlet to channel their grievances or express their aspirations, the commodification of the electorate ensues. After the demobilization of electoral mercenaries, battles for economic survival are framed as wars of ethnic and cultural survival.

    The kind of political cinematography that goes with this has already opened in Edo state with two ideologically neutered gladiators duelling unto death. This is principally a battle of personalities and political proxies with little to choose between the two contending parties. The irony is that the two principal prize fighters used to belong to the same stable.

    As we move to the centre stage, the resurgence of the politics of ethnic identity that we are currently witnessing is likely to be a child’s play.  The politics of ethnic identity will mutate or metastasize into the politics of ethnic separatism and continuing violent clashes among colliding modes of production with several ethnic platforms openly braying to be let out of the Nigerian conflagration.

    This is how state incompetence and sheer lack of visionary impetus to reconfigure a badly fractured multi-national nation turns what should ordinarily be a struggle for the allocation of values and resources among countervailing elite forces into a nasty tribal melee. As it has been famously noted, those who fail to learn from history are condemned to repeat it.

    As long as we have incompetent governments who refuse to learn from history, the subsidy bugbear is not about to depart. It will return to haunt us with its hoary fables. Thirty three years ago when the talk about the Structural Adjustment Programme was the rage of the moment, this columnist asked a simple question: Where is the structure to be adjusted?

    One can understand a developed metropolitan economy adjusting or fine tuning its modus operandi. But what was a de-industrializing neo-colonial economy in need of a massive shot in the arm and the protection of its fragile human resources base “adjusting”? Nobody listened and it has been a humanitarian catastrophe ever since.

    Eight years ago when the subsidy bugbear reared its head, this column noted that what is called subsidy is the optical illusion of the terminally corrupt elite. We argued that as long as Nigeria plays host to an indolent and gluttonous elite who produce nothing but want to enjoy the standard of living of western elites, as long as there is a run on the naira occasioned by dwindling production even in the agricultural sector, state larceny and spellbinding corruption, there will be further devaluation of the naira which will warrant further withdrawals of a phantom “subsidy”.

    The recent revelation of massive corruption and official shenanigans in a government that came to power under the mantra of probity and ascetic piousness bears eloquent testimony to how deeply entrenched economic malfeasance has become in contemporary Nigeria. The fact that up till this moment no one has been called out for contributing to the economic adversity of the nation is a robust confirmation of the subsisting culture of impunity.

    The brute fact is that the political elite are piling the pressure of stealing and economic mismanagement on the wretched of the land. From parity with the dollar around 1982, the naira has now plummeted to around five hundred to the dollar thirty eight years after. On the other hand, the trajectory of the Chinese currency around the same period tells its own story.

    When Milton Friedman, the archpriest of monetarist economics and arguably the greatest conservative economic theoretician of the last century, was asked why he was always urging further belt-tightening and harsh deregulatory policies without any safety valve on fragile and combustible societies, he replied that without any great upheaval and chaos, there cannot be great progress.

    While we are still waiting for the great progress, the upheaval is here.

     

  • Subsidy bugbear and other Esusu fables

    Subsidy bugbear and other Esusu fables

    Tatalo Alamu

     

    This is not an Aesopian fable.  May God bless the soul of Aesop, former Greek slave, great philosopher and moral genius. But because human beings are the same everywhere, certain ancient morality tales often take on a universal resonance.

    Among the Yoruba, esusu describes a traditional African system of economic cooperation, an informal banking network in which individuals contribute in order to harvest substantial loans for investment in some capital project which would have proved impossible without a massive injection of capital.

    The beauty of it all is that it goes round seamlessly without any defaulter or weak link. But once upon a time, an ancient community decided to involve the ruling monarch and the crown prince in the esusu system. Naturally, the king took the first slot followed by the crown prince. Thereafter, the esusu collector maintained a stony silence.

    All pleas to him to rotate the collection met with glum nods and heavy grunts. The affronted villagers then decided to take the matter before the village sage who expressed disbelief at their naivety:

    “You should never have involved the king in this commoners’ business”, the ancient magus began. “You want to desecrate the crown by making his royal majesty to eat in public? You see in any esusu system involving royalty, “once the king takes and the crown prince takes then esusu is finished”.

    Can any ancient philosopher out there tell us the true import of this? When we put the question to an old colleague, an implacable Marxist dialectician who had taken a vow of silence in opposition to developments in the country, he was as withering as he was dismissive: “What the old guy is telling you funny jokers is that you cannot mix modes of production. The king is a product of old feudalism. What those esusu fellows were doing is rudimentary capitalism. You cannot put people with the mind set of feudal predators in charge of a modernizing economy, period.”a

  • Baba Lekki upstages Okon at Agidingbi

    Baba Lekki upstages Okon at Agidingbi

    By Tatalo Alamu

    To Empire Hall at Agidingbi where Baba Lekki is fielding questions from a posse of star-struck reporters on the state of the nation. The meeting had been summoned to collapse all the groups agitating for a better Nigeria into one. Okon’s group, the incendiary and subversive Coalition Against Criminals Out of Jail (CACOJ), was one of these and the crazy boy was up in arms.

    Originally built by a famous Lagosian philanthropist of the early twentieth century for relaxation and recreation among the hinterland rustics thronging the capital in search of a better life, the Empire Hall had fallen into disuse and disrepute and had become a haven for crooks, criminals and cut-purses; all those who had lost their way in the tumultuous emporium.

    On this wet and damp morning, many wayfarers and the gainfully unemployed had started thronging the Empire Hall to see if it would live up to its historic billing. Like Kiriji, Agidingbi was a scary onomatopoeia for the sound of canons from the British naval frigate which bombarded the island into submission circa 1861.  Aa –gi- din—gbiiii !!!!!

    Testy times have returned to haunt the nation. It was full of sullen and ugly foreboding. The government had drawn the ire of the nation with the latest increase in the price of petroleum product. Labour, as usual, has given a long notice, to allow for over-invoicing and estimated bill of laden and offloading to arrive at the appropriate quarters.

    The rollicking applause and ovation that greeted Baba lekki as he sauntered into the hall dressed in trousers and a sleeve-less shirt seemed to have driven Okon to cynical fury.

    “Hen, hen now dat you come dress like dem Lumumba man wetin you fit do Okon?” the mad boy snorted in derisive mirth.

    “Okon, this is not pancake and Egusi matter”, Baba Lekki jeered at him to loud murmurs of approval as he mounted the podium. Sensing that he was losing public approval, Okon raised the stakes.

    “I sabi why dem foolish Yoruba people dey joke me. Dem say make we come collapse, I say Okon no dey fear collapse but make dem Yoruba people collapse first. Na so dem come finis Papa Eyo Ita”, Okon sulked aloud.

    “Bloody fool. Asiwere !!!!! (mad man)”, one crazy-looking hoodlum spat.

    “Okon , I have told you that this meeting is not for hewers of wood and drawers of water”, Baba Lekki noted with a mild, patronizing frown.

    “As for, I no dey woo wood because man no be wood. And na dem Lagos women dey draw water from Okon insha Allah”, the mad boy crowed with satanic relish.

    “Digbolugi!!! ( an unhinged dog)” the crazy hoodlum screamed as Baba Lekki ordered the reporters to begin their session.

    “Baba, please what do you think is wrong with this country?” the lead reporter demanded with tears streaming down his comely face.

    “The nation is suffering from state embolism. “ Baba lekki responded without any emotion.

    “What?” somebody screamed.

    “State embolism occurs when a rogue blood clot finds its way to the heart to cause cardiac arrest”, Baba lekki continued with clinical and forensic brilliance.

    “So, the state has killed the nation, abi no be so? Baba who is bankrolling you?” one cynical but brilliant-looking reporter with a wolfish visage shot at the old man.

    “Your bankrupt father!” Baba Lekki snarled. It was at this point that Okon suddenly jumped up as if stung.

    “Baba, even common cook sabi dat one. When bank they erupt and bank dey roll, na armed robbers dey behind”, the mad boy summarized proceeding as the whole hall erupted in pandemonium.

  • The evolving dynamics of  the nation-state paradigm

    The evolving dynamics of the nation-state paradigm

    **Baba Lekki upstages Okon at Agidingbi

    By Tatalo Alamu

    Whichever way one looks at it, it is now incontrovertible that the entire world is in a state of dynamic flux never experienced by the human species in the last hundred and fifty years. The nation-state paradigm has taken on a deathly pallor. This column has long suspected something was cooking. What Noam Chomsky famously described as the five hundred year system of domination and decimation is finally winging its way to some denouement.

    For over five hundred years, the nation-state paradigm has proved the most innovative and the most transformative mode of organizing territorial space that the human race has known. Together with its by-product of liberal democracy, they have spawned and spurred the most momentous developments in human history in the last six hundred years.

    The inter-state rivalries and destructive nationalism engendered by the rise of the nation-state paradigm led to radical innovations in science, in technology, in warfare, in space exploration and the dramatic liberation of human capacity-building as well as the genius for national actualization.

    Yet it has not always relied on the transparent rationality of its cause to press its claim. Often, it advanced through sheer force and terror such as in the late fifteenth century when French artillery proved decisive against atomistic Italian city-states, or later when Hernando Cortez and just one hundred and fifty armed men overwhelmed and destroyed the ancient Aztec civilization.

    In the process of establishing its global pre-eminence, the nation-state paradigm has completely smashed up the old paradigm of human evolution and development leading to bitter protracted wars, revolutions and the collapse of empires and age long suzerainties in all the continents.

    To get a scale of the disruptions, it is useful to recall that between 1870 when the warlike Germans erupted from their ancestral peatbog to put the French to rout and 1918 when the French with the help of the Allies overwhelmed Germany, the world witnessed at least fifteen wars among emergent nation-states.

    By 1940, the Germans, bitterly resentful and profoundly disaffected by the Treaty of Versailles which slammed prohibitive reparations on them, were back at the gates of Paris this time for an extended residence as an occupying force. It took the combined power of the Allies to dislodge them four years after in 1944.

    It has taken the western world two destructive world wars to settle the German Question and to halt the march of fascism. The bitter retrospective irony is that it took Soviet Socialist munitions and the command economy of the Russians to make the world safe for capitalism.

    The reason for this brief, thumbnail sketch is to situate Africa and Nigeria in particular within the context of contemporary global realities in the light of the structural contradictions of globalizing capitalism in combination and conjunction with the world-historic crisis unleashed by the catastrophic plague known as Covid-19.

    All over the world, normally dormant and docile citizens are up in arms against a fumbling and flustered imperial state and often against the nation as constituted. Public tempers are rising and the mood of global populace has become notoriously brittle. From the two Americas to New Zeeland and from Africa to Asia, no human habitation is exempt from the commotion and combustion. Only the degree and tenor of national discontent vary.

    In prosperous and normally disciplined Germany, people took to the streets this past week protesting against the restrictions of movement and public conduct occasioned by the pandemic. Unconvinced, the people dismissed it all as an example of “Health dictatorship”. This public irascibility has underlying conditions or comorbidities.

    In Byelorussia, the normally placid and compliant people are out in the streets for the fourth straight week protesting against rigged presidential election. After twenty six years of using dubious mandates to sustain himself in power, it is obvious that Aleksandr Lukashenko had not reckoned with post-Covid-19 realities. In normally peaceful and pleasant Australia, anti-lockdown protesters are warming up for confrontation with authorities.

    An America whose economy has been crippled and whose jaunty confidence in its own exceptionalism has been fatally undermined by a human pandemic known as Trump is preparing for what looks more like a civil war then a presidential election.

    When future historians and analysts of human discontents look back on this period, they may yet come to the grim conclusion that it was the rat race among leading nations and the destructive nationalism unleashed by the fierce inter-nation competition that finally pushed a nation-state paradigm already at the end of its tether to the edge of the precipice.

    In the first instance, it is the distrust among nations that led a malicious and over-ambitious China to hide the true state of its Covid-19 status from the rest of the world.  It is the same virus of distrust now compounded by electoral calculation that pushed an inept and malevolent Donald Trump to gamble with the health of his compatriots.

    The American president had at first dismissed the whole idea of a pandemic as fiction only to later pooh-pooh its potency and annihilating possibilities. The same rat race and mutual hostility among nations has already overshadowed and virtually compromised the race to find a vaccine for the vicious virus.

    What was supposed to be a genuine global cooperation and resolve to find a solution to a collective threat to the human race has now dissolved into shadow boxing among super-nations with China holding its discoveries to its chest and Russia claiming pole position without due process even as a flummoxed America bleats in the background in impotent fury. This past week, America announced that it would no longer cooperate with international efforts to find a solution to the pandemic as long as it was led by the World Health Organization.

    In twelve months of manic and relentless assaults, Donald Trump has undone a hundred years of hard labour by his illustrious forebears and other world statesmen to rein in centrifugal forces threatening world peace and stability. The US has just issued an international warrant of arrest for justices of the International Criminal Court at Hague for daring to indict American soldiers deemed fit to have committed crimes against humanity.

    The old world order appears to have come to a dead-end. If this feudalization of international relations is where an attenuated and historically famished nation-state paradigm is leading humanity, we can be sure that post-Covid-19 realities will accentuate the epic tragedy for us. We are already beginning to have a sneak preview as habitants of numerous nations square up to their rulers. They are dancing on the grave of an expired nation-state paradigm.

    As usual, Africa has suffered a double jeopardy. As a passive and craven receptacle of human history in the last six hundred years, Africa has had several indignities and humiliation heaped upon it by more powerful societies. Without having consolidated the nation-state paradigm, Africa now finds itself being frogmarched to the frontiers of the post-nation.

    Africa is yet to properly internalize or interiorize the canons of liberal democracy. With its imperfect democracies, Africa remains a den of despots and democratic deadbeats as well as the last redoubt of authoritarian misfits. There are only a few sterling exceptions that have done their countries and the continent proud.

    How the remaining laggards can power an African renaissance in the face of grave existential threat occasioned by underlying economic debility and the virtual collapse of the public sector in the aftermath of Covid-19 pandemic remains to be seen.

    But we must refuse to go down in a hail of despondency.  There is always a golden opportunity in every crisis. Karl Marx’s observation about his native Germany in a moment of similar crisis is of ironic significance. “Verily”, the great German philosopher thundered, “Germany will one day find itself on the road to ruin together with leading European nations without having achieved their economic prosperity”.

    Nigeria and Africa now find themselves gazing at the ruins of the nation-state paradigm together with leading western nations without having achieved the impregnable prosperity or the political durability of the system put in place over hundreds of years. Germany did go to ruin but not in the way Marx had foreseen. It has since emerged from the ashes of fascism to play lead economic and political violin.

    The current global crisis of the nation-state paradigm offers Nigerian visionary statesmen the most compelling impetus to creatively tinker with, or completely do away with, the nation-state paradigm they have inherited from their colonial overlords.  The colonial masters, in keeping with the cunning of history, might have done enough historic good by forcibly rationalizing a chaotic and unwieldy continent into manageable nations.

    But the nation-state paradigm is not designed to enhance the economic sustainability or political stability of captive African nations beyond a particular point. They are where they are first and foremost to further colonial and post-colonial exploitation in accordance with the infamous “dual mandate” of imperial state architecture. It is like boxing the English, the French and the Germans together in the tempestuous framework of a single national entity.

    Nigeria is a mosaic of contrasting civilizations and often mutually unintelligible cultures at different stages of historical evolution. In the absence of a founding law-giver to forcibly homogenize the clashing entities through sustained conquest and pacification, it is not democratically feasible to force the multitude into the procrustean bed of a paternalistic state however well-meaning. We have passed that stage of historical evolution.

    Consequently, the task at hand is how to go about a strenuous decentring of the militarized Nigerian state and its overbearing unitarist structure in such a way that allows a new and radically innovative polis to emerge from the decentred totality. This may be a loose confederation of autonomous zones with a largely ceremonial state or a conglomeration of free federating units with rotating levers of power enshrined in the new constitution and an exit clause.

    The alternative to this is the permanent war of all against all such as we witnessing and the resulting state debility .The hegemonic faction uses the security units and the military might of an essentially hostile state to wage internal wars against recalcitrant units of the federation. The resources of the nation are expended in partisan internal campaigns and the pacification of rival ethnic or religious groups.

    This is why an evolving multi-ethnic and multi-religious nation does not need an imperial paternalistic state and its partisan military force. The imperial state and its armed forces belong to the high noon of colonization when rival states engaged in wars of national hegemony to establish their global dominion.

    As seen in the old German state and its Prussian army, the imperial state and its army existed for the sole purpose of forcible internal unification and untrammelled external aggression. It has no place in a post-colonial Africa with its own unique existential trajectory and multi-ethnic multitude, and this why it has been very vulnerable to asymmetrical warfare for which it was never designed.

    Nigeria should avoid the bitter experience of Sudan, Ethiopia, Congo, Uganda, Libya  etc, where national armies have been overwhelmed by non-state forces. It is useful to recall that in over one hundred years of existence, Nigeria has not been involved in a single war against external aggression. But its military and security forces have been deployed internally on countless occasions where elite conciliation and consensus building would have mattered more than sheer might.

    These are the lessons to take away as post-Covid-19 realities compel us to take a fresh look at the architectural configuration of post-colonial Nigeria. We must do this as a matter of urgent national necessity or it will be done for us by the emergent realities and in a very messy manner too.

     

     

     

     

    Baba Lekki upstages Okon at Agidingbi

    To Empire Hall at Agidingbi where Baba Lekki is fielding questions from a posse of star-struck reporters on the state of the nation. The meeting had been summoned to collapse all the groups agitating for a better Nigeria into one. Okon’s group, the incendiary and subversive Coalition Against Criminals Out of Jail (CACOJ), was one of these and the crazy boy was up in arms.

    Originally built by a famous Lagosian philanthropist of the early twentieth century for relaxation and recreation among the hinterland rustics thronging the capital in search of a better life, the Empire Hall had fallen into disuse and disrepute and had become a haven for crooks, criminals and cut-purses; all those who had lost their way in the tumultuous emporium.

    OkonOn this wet and damp morning, many wayfarers and the gainfully unemployed had started thronging the Empire Hall to see if it would live up to its historic billing. Like Kiriji, Agidingbi was a scary onomatopoeia for the sound of canons from the British naval frigate which bombarded the island into submission circa 1861.  Aa –gi- din—gbiiii !!!!!

    Testy times have returned to haunt the nation. It was full of sullen and ugly foreboding. The government had drawn the ire of the nation with the latest increase in the price of petroleum product. Labour, as usual, has given a long notice, to allow for over-invoicing and estimated bill of laden and offloading to arrive at the appropriate quarters.

    The rollicking applause and ovation that greeted Baba lekki as he sauntered into the hall dressed in trousers and a sleeve-less shirt seemed to have driven Okon to cynical fury.

    “Hen, hen now dat you come dress like dem Lumumba man wetin you fit do Okon?” the mad boy snorted in derisive mirth.

    “Okon, this is not pancake and Egusi matter”, Baba Lekki jeered at him to loud murmurs of approval as he mounted the podium. Sensing that he was losing public approval, Okon raised the stakes.

    “I sabi why dem foolish Yoruba people dey joke me. Dem say make we come collapse, I say Okon no dey fear collapse but make dem Yoruba people collapse first. Na so dem come finis Papa Eyo Ita”, Okon sulked aloud.

    “Bloody fool. Asiwere !!!!! (mad man)”, one crazy-looking hoodlum spat.

    “Okon , I have told you that this meeting is not for hewers of wood and drawers of water”, Baba Lekki noted with a mild, patronizing frown.

    “As for, I no dey woo wood because man no be wood. And na dem Lagos women dey draw water from Okon insha Allah”, the mad boy crowed with satanic relish.

    “Digbolugi!!! ( an unhinged dog)” the crazy hoodlum screamed as Baba Lekki ordered the reporters to begin their session.

    “Baba, please what do you think is wrong with this country?” the lead reporter demanded with tears streaming down his comely face.

    “The nation is suffering from state embolism. “ Baba lekki responded without any emotion.

    “What?” somebody screamed.

    “State embolism occurs when a rogue blood clot finds its way to the heart to cause cardiac arrest”, Baba lekki continued with clinical and forensic brilliance.

    “So, the state has killed the nation, abi no be so? Baba who is bankrolling you?” one cynical but brilliant-looking reporter with a wolfish visage shot at the old man.

    “Your bankrupt father!” Baba Lekki snarled. It was at this point that Okon suddenly jumped up as if stung.

    “Baba, even common cook sabi dat one. When bank they erupt and bank dey roll, na armed robbers dey behind”, the mad boy summarized proceeding as the whole hall erupted in pandemonium.